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Sas Knows Ball - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 98 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 4: What's hope? Everybody? Welcome back to the show.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, good night, and let's get onto the show more
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, and to the show we go.
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  Speaker 1: Wait that kind of had a little bit of a rhyme.
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  Speaker 5: D all right, what's up everybody? Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 5: of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is me and
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  Speaker 5: Roan only.
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  Speaker 1: Which is nice, I feel like because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I really haven't even gonna to talk to.
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  Speaker 4: You for Yeah, we haven't done it. We haven't done
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  Speaker 4: an episode like this in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice to just sit back and chat instead
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  Speaker 1: of having.
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  Speaker 4: The numbers are just skyrocketing.
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  Speaker 1: Are they?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been watching the numbies.
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  Speaker 4: Ye?
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  Speaker 1: Are they going dumb?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I love when the people come from like when we
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  Speaker 5: have like people from other podcasts and they come in
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  Speaker 5: the comments and they're like, are you garbage? Comes in
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  Speaker 5: at thirty minutes. If you guys don't want to listen
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  Speaker 5: to these fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Dumbats, if you were hitting us with that happens every time.
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  Speaker 1: Here's every word that are you garbage?
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  Speaker 4: Said?
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  Speaker 5: Dun Bowl comes on at sixty if you guys want
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  Speaker 5: to skip through.
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  Speaker 1: Here's an edited version of the podcast with houses. They
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  Speaker 1: definitely fuck at our coming for us. But that's fine, dude.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter, bro.
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  Speaker 1: That's all that matters is the fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Barstool's making money. I'm happy, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's as long as the almighty dollar is getting fucking
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  Speaker 1: knelt before.
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  Speaker 4: As long as daven get that TV centered I'm cool. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: That that TV was horrendous.
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  Speaker 4: It was did you see that? It actually felt bad? Dude.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't deserve this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's just that it shows that no matter how
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  Speaker 1: fucking rich you get, then.
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  Speaker 4: The little man's gonna fuck you every time.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously. And that was all in the name of having
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  Speaker 1: a sweet interior. Sh It was flush against the right wall,
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  Speaker 1: it was on a diagonal. He would have to have it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sick of the working class not treating the upper
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  Speaker 4: class properly. I'll say it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm right there with you. I'm right there with you.
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  Speaker 1: A fucking like, there is a guy who was working
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  Speaker 1: on my house, dude, working on our floors, and he's
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  Speaker 1: he gives me a two hour window of when he's
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  Speaker 1: going to get there.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, it would have broke his jaw.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have fucking two hours to twiddle my thumbs.
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  Speaker 5: What a fucking dumbass. Absolutely, he started company? Ever thought
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  Speaker 5: about that?
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't know, he doesn't know what it's like that,
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't even know what a company is.
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  Speaker 1: I bet he doesn't have any companies. He doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: any company to keep.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's a broke friends, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking al tuve bro keeps on coming by an
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  Speaker 1: absolute bastard, bastard piece of shit. What a fucking bastard.
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  Speaker 1: What's good with you? Though? Actually, Bro, I have something
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  Speaker 1: for you. Remember about six weeks ago when I promise
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  Speaker 1: you I had a present from this vacation, and I
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  Speaker 1: keep on thinking about it and bringing it up. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's the best present I've ever given you. All Right,
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  Speaker 1: let's see it and we could really go through the
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  Speaker 1: presence mentally if you want to think of the Detroit sweatshirt,
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  Speaker 1: that book that I got you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a couple of couple of misses, but it's the
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  Speaker 4: thought that counts.
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  Speaker 1: It's really the thought that counts. And you just know
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  Speaker 1: that you're you're set up to get better and better
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  Speaker 1: presence as you go, dude. So here's the present. It's
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  Speaker 1: this fucking shirt, dude from this island called my Roo
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  Speaker 1: and it says my room bought this for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I bought that for you, and it was it was
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  Speaker 1: sitting out on the line in the sun, and it's
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  Speaker 1: probably was in the sun for about it looks like
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  Speaker 1: seventeen years. The front of it's faded as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: But I actually do like this. I feel like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that kind of has you you written all
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  Speaker 1: over it. Show the camera, dude, show.
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  Speaker 4: The I do like dark blue, the dark blue.
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  Speaker 1: And then the sun spot is fucking preposterous.
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  Speaker 4: The aggressive sun spot.
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  Speaker 1: The dye just came off of it. But that's better
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  Speaker 1: than tyed die. A sun spot on a shirt, a
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  Speaker 1: natural sun spot just from roasting years of tourists coming
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  Speaker 1: and not buying shit. And then that fucking dolphin shirt
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  Speaker 1: that probably existed that they just printed the word my
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  Speaker 1: rou on.
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  Speaker 4: It's definitely better than the Detroit sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm getting better. I'm fucking moving on up.
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  Speaker 4: Probably wear that.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna put it on now?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: We also said you wear the Detroit sweatshirt too.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think I strictly said I will never wear this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, bro, Well fucking no, that's from my room.
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  Speaker 6: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: They have no no police station, no no hospital there.
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  Speaker 1: So I just thought i'd teach you a little bit
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  Speaker 1: about the culture there, No problem, Bro, That's just how
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  Speaker 1: I fucking feel.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, Were that really appreciate that?
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  Speaker 1: Where the hell have you been at?
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  Speaker 4: Man? I've just been everywhere. You know, you really have
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  Speaker 4: been everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: You have fucking stand up shows every weekend. Saw you
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  Speaker 1: at your stand up show in the city. Yeah, the boys,
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  Speaker 1: the boys are throwing it.
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  Speaker 5: M It was fun. I was in Texas this week
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  Speaker 5: and it was fun, good time. Didn't really do much,
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  Speaker 5: but it was shows were great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of hotel were you're staying at?
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  Speaker 4: I just I think the only hotel there. I forgot
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  Speaker 4: what it was even cold?
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  Speaker 1: Was it by a Mira? Was it by a casino? No?
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  Speaker 1: I got a DM from somebody who said I played
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  Speaker 1: pool with your boys, sass, and I regret to inform
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  Speaker 1: you that he is buns.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really was it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was a random stranger and they
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  Speaker 1: said that you sucked that pool. But then I saw
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  Speaker 1: a picture of what looked like a pretty cool picture
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  Speaker 1: of you guys playing pool.
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  Speaker 5: Well, actually, I guess anyone that we played after the
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  Speaker 5: show as I lost to, so maybe they're right. But
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  Speaker 5: also I wasn't really in the It wasn't really in
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  Speaker 5: the mood.
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  Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: It was like it was after the Show's kind of
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  Speaker 5: just wanted to grab a beer and then go home.
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  Speaker 5: Grab a beer, grab some Jack in the Box, and
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  Speaker 5: go home. There's a lot of Jack in the Box.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the Instagram comments and go home, read the
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  Speaker 1: YouTube comments and get the hell on home.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't really have any like crazy nights at all.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I was I was tucked away by midnight
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  Speaker 5: most nights. Interesting, watched a lot of South Park.
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  Speaker 1: Tupark's a great show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Seinfeld The Office, So you're.
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  Speaker 1: Really boning up on your fucking classic comedies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going through a Curb phase now because I finished
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  Speaker 5: Always Sonny. I mean I've seen Always Sonny like a
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  Speaker 5: hundred times, and I've also seen all of the Curb episodes.
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  Speaker 5: But Curb is just, dude, it's just punchline after punchline.
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  Speaker 5: Like there's not a single scene where there's not a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, did they just shoot that? Kind of like free
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  Speaker 1: wheelingly like so, yeah, and it's still crazy that they
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  Speaker 1: wound up with that many jokes by just like having
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  Speaker 1: an objective in a scene and just trying to get
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  Speaker 1: to the end of the scene.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to say the I like heard somewhere
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  Speaker 5: that they only that Larry David will write like seven
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  Speaker 5: pages for like a thirty minute show, which usually that's
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  Speaker 5: like thirty minutes thirty pages.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking sick, and so he'll basically just right, he's
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  Speaker 1: lazy as hell.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he'll write like the storyline of like what's gonna happen,
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  Speaker 5: and then it's just like all improv.
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  Speaker 1: I agree that improv acting is way better.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's also way harder, you think, so, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: you could have a great writer who just gets good
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  Speaker 5: actors and it would still be funny.
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  Speaker 1: I think that sometimes though, especially with comedy and jokes,
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  Speaker 1: like being in your head and like saying the same
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  Speaker 1: thing over and over again, like doesn't lend itself to
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  Speaker 1: like finding naturally funny shit.
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  Speaker 4: No. Yeah, I mean it's such a good I'm on
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  Speaker 4: Matching season five and it's fucking hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I can't wait to go home and watch.
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  Speaker 1: It after this I'm fucking happy and bring some.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking war Zone. Oh my god, we're dropping in tonight.
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  Speaker 4: For sure.
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  Speaker 1: You have a full life.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you really do. Yeah, it's gonna be a good night.
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  Speaker 1: And I could tell in your skin like you're kinda
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  Speaker 1: you have a little bit of a glow to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a man who's satisfied.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I am satisfied.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you're in the gym now.
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  Speaker 5: I have been in the gym, but I gotta go.
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  Speaker 5: I should go today. I can tell you where I
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  Speaker 5: should go today.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, bro, go home, play some war Zone, watch
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  Speaker 1: some you ever uh ever have a show on in
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  Speaker 1: the background where you're gaming.
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  Speaker 4: I used to do that, but I can't really. I
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  Speaker 4: used to that one.
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  Speaker 5: I would play like Call of Duty multiplayer because you
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  Speaker 5: don't really have to focus that much because you're kind
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  Speaker 5: of just killing everyone that runs by you.
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  Speaker 4: But war Zone is much more.
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  Speaker 5: Of like a tactical You gotta have a game plan
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  Speaker 5: when you go in, so you can't really be watching
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  Speaker 5: anything on the side.
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  Speaker 4: Also, you're talking to the boys, so you don't want
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  Speaker 4: to be you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what about music in the background a little bit?
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  Speaker 4: No, god, no, really, you need to be full focused
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  Speaker 4: nothing throwing the turtle beaches block everything out. You got
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  Speaker 4: to be locked in, dude.
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  Speaker 1: You have to have the turtle beaches on.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, does everybody if you're good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole squad that, your whole squad does.
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  Speaker 5: Three of us do one of us don't? And oh
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  Speaker 5: the one of the one that doesn't, he sucks so
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  Speaker 5: and he loses the game for us all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's time for some turtle beaches.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I might have to buy him some.
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  Speaker 1: You should. But no, the big spender of the group.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm not who is I guess me. I don't
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  Speaker 4: spend any money. They're just all really.
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  Speaker 1: Broke exactly, That's what I mean. Yeah, you're paid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're fucking growing. We're about to have episode one hundred
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  Speaker 1: of this show.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I've heard.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking sick. I feel like you're not excited about it,
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  Speaker 1: and honestly, it's not nothing to be excited about it.
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  Speaker 4: Really, No, I don't know. It's just one hundredth episode.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like any other episode. Yeah, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like a grumpy ass dad, be like, don't celebrate
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  Speaker 1: my birthdays. Just another fucking day. It's just another day
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 4: No episode one hundred will be good. We'll full plan
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  Speaker 4: something out.
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  Speaker 1: What's there to celebrate? We're just getting older.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure we'll have a big plan ten minutes
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  Speaker 5: before the show.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you want to talk about. I'll show
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  Speaker 1: you the prep sheet that I wrote.
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  Speaker 4: I will. I'd love to see it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll show you after the show. Yeah, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: you to see right now and get influenced. Dude. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you're really on the heater right now.
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  Speaker 4: I am. I'm on fire. I'm firing in all cylinders
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's fucking insane. I can't believe what I'm
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: watching right now. Yeah, sorry about your bills, bro, I
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  Speaker 1: feel depressed about them.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that sucked. I mean it wasn't like it
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  Speaker 5: was whatever. But I think the worst part was how
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  Speaker 5: I had to watch the game just with dude. It
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  Speaker 5: would be like one play.
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  Speaker 4: Pause, all of a sudden fast forward.
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  Speaker 5: It's like ten minutes, it's been paused for ten minutes,
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  Speaker 5: and they're up there, down by ten more points.
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  Speaker 4: It was terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Watching sports on a plane is the worst. And I've yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've learned to like schedule around it. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I was, but it was destroying my football season.
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  Speaker 5: You get one of those planes, like so it was
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  Speaker 5: like a Delta plane and they had the good TV
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  Speaker 5: is the touchscreen one and usually those have live TV
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  Speaker 5: on them.
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  Speaker 4: This one didn't have any of that. Didn't even have
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  Speaker 4: a flight map. All it had. All it had was
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  Speaker 4: twelve movies and games.
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  Speaker 1: So what were you watching and on?
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  Speaker 4: I was watching on my phone? Oh fuck that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't watch it. You can't street. It's like
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  Speaker 1: I legal to street. You probably almost crashed the plane.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I spent seven on Wi Fi. He did, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because I bought the Wi Fi before we took off, as.
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  Speaker 5: Soon as we got on the plane, because I was like,
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  Speaker 5: the game starts in like ten ten minutes. So I
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  Speaker 5: bought the Wi Fi, bought the streaming one, which was
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  Speaker 5: twenty five dollars, which I think I'm gonna get the
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  Speaker 5: membership because the membership actually seems like it's a good deal.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's a really good deal. That's how you But
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  Speaker 1: you got to get the insurance on the membership. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course that's how they get you. But it's also
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  Speaker 1: really worth it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I got the twenty five dollars we take off.
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  Speaker 5: As we're taking off Wi Fi disconnects, we get back
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  Speaker 5: to like ten thousand feet when the Wi Fi like
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  Speaker 5: really comes kicks in not connecting.
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  Speaker 4: So I had to buy it again on my phone,
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  Speaker 4: and then it like wasn't working on my phone well
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  Speaker 4: because I kept on closing out of it to open
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  Speaker 4: up Twitter and having it like in the side of
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  Speaker 4: my screen. And then I was like, I fuck, I
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  Speaker 4: guess I'll buy it on my laptop. So I bought
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  Speaker 4: it on my laptop, and then it didn't work on
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  Speaker 4: my laptop either.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're probably probably slowing down all the Wi Fi
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  Speaker 1: around by being on all the life so annoying.
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  Speaker 4: I was so mad.
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  Speaker 1: You're like a nineties movie computer hacker with like seven
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  Speaker 1: screens in front of you trying to get the game.
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  Speaker 4: But I thought it would work.
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: I've watched games on my phone before on plane since
• 12:57
  Speaker 5: worked very well. But I guess playing Wi Fi is
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: kind of hit or miss.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: You just had to be on Twitter, huh, I did.
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: You couldn't just sit and fucking let the Wi Fi buffer,
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: absolutely not. You just had the fucking be on Twitter.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:10
  Speaker 5: Well, what I was waiting for was someone to tweet
• 13:12
  Speaker 5: at me and be like, Yo, you sucked in Texas,
• 13:14
  Speaker 5: so I had to be refreshing my notification.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: I heard the shows for Bangers.
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no one said that suck.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: Everybody said you rip?
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: So why are we all you gotta we gotta find
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: one person to make you feel bad?
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: So why were you waiting on that?
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: They just want to feedback. It's tough on stand up
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: because you don't really get the feedback. Huh. I know,
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: isn't that probably good? That was probably a little bit healthier.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: If you heard from everybody what they thought about the show,
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: you could kill and have like a ninety five percent
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: approval rate, and then you'd see the five percent and
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, what the fuck is this? It would
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: hurt your feelings badly.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: I would hope it's more than ninety five percent that
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: are satisfied.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Ninety nine point nine percent.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm hoping there's like maybe like three people who
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: were like that was fucking bad.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like you gotta you gotta like not offend
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: some people, but some people have to be like a.
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, to like go forward. What's the name of
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: the game.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: I think you want to have everyone. I think you
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: want to have fifty percent of your audience hate you
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: at least maybe ninety dude.
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: That's my so.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I was, this is the Mean Girls philosophy, dude.
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: So we have for those who don't know, we have
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: the case Race for the Yak. It's this barstool show
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: that we do. And uh, I'm gonna start talking like
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: we're like that. People don't know that we're at barstool
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: podcasts and they don't only know what's from.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: The My coworker, Big Cat, Yeah, my co we work with.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: It's his birthday, so we're doing a.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Case or Chicago.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I've been like like up at night, like
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: rolling around with anxiety because of the case Race.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: I think my goal is to just I don't even
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: want there to be I don't want there to be
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: one comment about I want people to even forget that
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: I'm even there.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: That's not going to happen. It is you can't have
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: beers without talking.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not going to talk. I'm going in there.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not hating on you, but that's just like how
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: it is for anybody. You can't have beers without.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Fucking I went back and I looked at all the
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: comments from the last one to get me prepared.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: That's why you couldn't watch the game on the plane. Yeah,
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: you're fucking.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: I looked at all the comments and I was like,
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: I can't do this again, dude. It was that was
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: my life for like a month straight, just every day
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: twenty DMS.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: You ruined the case race.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: But think about the last couple of times we had
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: drinking on that show. That show, the act that we
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: do on Barstool Sports. Think about the last times that
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: we drank on it. It was like the whatever the
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Jungle Juice Race. Yeah, there was no negativity. That was
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: not going.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Pissed at me that I faced drink. People said I
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: wasn't drinking.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: No, they said you were good vibes.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like most like well received thing you've
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: ever well.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: That was like, no, people were loving that.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Like you sing.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: They love when you sing, you know, people are like
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: SaaS has a great voice.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, It's it's uh. I gotta figure
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: something out, though. But I think I'm just gonna be
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna agree with everyone, never gonna I'm never once
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: is going to disagree with someone That's one of my
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: big points to make the whole time. I'm just gonna
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: be like, yeah, man, if someone's like, hey, you suck,
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: I'll be like all right, like I respect you.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's the way to win people over.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: That's my strategy and you can keep an eye out
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: for it on Thursday because it's happening.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: You think I should play that?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Did?
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: I planned this out at like three in the morning
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: last night. I was running through scenarios. I was like, oh, dude,
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: you suck. You're not drinking. I'm like, a, you know,
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: try my best.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: It's the strategy because I can't do because I'm going
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: to get I can't. I don't know. That's all I
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: can do. It's a losing situation for me.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get angry.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: No, no, not gonna get angry ever, But like, are
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: you're afraid that you're gonna get angry or like what
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: happened last time that you're seeing in all the comments
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: that you think you need to work on, Well, I
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: think I just got to not talk unless I'm talked to,
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: unless spoken to. You gotta be a good life and
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: dude for everyone that anyone that comments know, like sas
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: sucks like he didn't participate in this. Look back at
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: your comments that you made to me on the last
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: case race and realized why I'm doing this.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Or be like, hey, he really improved. He took constructive
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: criticism and like you guys only meant it to be
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: nice and to criticize it make sass bad, actually exactly,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: and so he took your blame. Anybody, you're the only one. Yeah,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: you're the bad person that actually ruined that case race.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: I ruined it, and I'm gonna try and not ruin
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: this one.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't anybody else's fault except for yours. So
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: you can just get better and make this case race
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: positive and fun.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna be sipping on beers.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: Maybe I'll throw some headphones in, listen to some music.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Be an easy last Yeah, that's funny.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Great ship, Yeah, good ship.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: You guys are funny. You should do a show together.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah without me.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Talk about that all the time. Pair people up and
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: be like you too. I've seen something kill together. Shane
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: and k B.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like this, Dyna, I like this.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: This is good. Yeah, Big Cat and Brandon ooh, there's
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: something to this.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: I like it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: What can we call it?
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: You guys, that's my strategy. I mean, what is your strategy?
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Just do the same thing you've done. Just be an
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: absolute dickhead.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Drink one beer.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, drink one beer.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Probably shouldn't even have told you my strategy.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Why.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: You think I'll use it against you?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: I think you might.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now that you've said that, I probably be pretty.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Hard to use it against me.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: No, you're probably right. I am being an asshole. Yeah, no,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I'll try. I might try your strategy. I don't know.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I think it's hell for everybody strategy. If it's a
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: good strategy.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I trusted you with that. You can't be going and
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: using my strategy.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: If it's a good strategy. It's just a game plan.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: It's not like you own the game plan like that
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: might be the best game plan. I can't be an asshole.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: My game plan has nothing to do with winning the race.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: I might throw the race, honestly, as long as it
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: takes more or less attention.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: It takes any attention off.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Of me, Big Cat will be pissed off of you.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Who's your tea? Cat and Nick? Yeah, pretty good team it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Is salt right.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm gonna, like, I'm gonna drink. I mean, like,
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: if I have to have like eight beers, I'll be fine.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I'll be fine off of eight beers.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: That's what you're Well, it's twenty four, so you're gonna
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: have to have less than eight beers. Could big cattle
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: eat drink more than.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: It was last time I drank like ten And the
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: thing is I went back and I looked at it,
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: and it was like, people are like, he should quit drinking.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: He sucks when he's drunk. It's like, dude, I don't
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: usually go out and drink ten beers in an hour, not.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: An hour, but over the course of the night. You
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: definitely do the course like six.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Hours, because you're a lushn hour.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: You're a last an hour.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: What about the cupcakes, Yeah, no, that's I don't like
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: that part at all.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I kind of like cupcakes. I have fucking I mean,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Like, you know what, Actually, I like it. I love it.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Sixteen I think we should actually do more cupcakes.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Sixteen cupcakes among three people, so that's at least five
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: cupcakes a person.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be so much more likable. People love someone
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: who has a pint of.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Beer in the This whole plan is going to go
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: right out the window.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: People love you. I don't make enough money. How about
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: you guys make How would you guys make?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Bro I'm blessed. I'm blessed to thank God for the day.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, totally. I think that you're going to be
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: a great addition.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Thanks man.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: People love I'm not going back to college to be
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber one
• 20:28
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• 20:31
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• 20:34
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• 20:37
  Speaker 6: back on rides. Just to be clear, I'm there for savings,
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: not whatever you think college is for Get.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Uber one for students, a membership to save on Uber
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: and Uber eats with deals this good.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: ninety nine a month. Savings may very eligibility and member
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: terms apply.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: People love somebody that's just like a people pleaser, and
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: that's just completely vanilla. You know. That's the key of
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: having a long term, happy relationship with someone else. Someone
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: who has no opinions. It never wants anything for fear
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: of everyone else's opinion of them.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna take an adderall before?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I want to, but I'm afraid that won't let me
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: at what like a ten or.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Like I'm fifty, I want to drink and not feel
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: anything from the alcohol.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Dude. When I when I had the last rap battle
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I did, I took like a thirty of five ans beforehand,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: and I was like, fucking, I look like a fiend, Dude,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I look like an absolute psychopath. And I need it
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: in between because I don't take really adderall like that.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure I didn't like forget
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: anything because it's like performance enhancing drugs, and uh, I
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: need to find like a smaller a smaller amount than
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: that because it ruined my night.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: I don't even I've taken adderall once. Yeah, but I've
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: taken it like I used to take it all the time,
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: and I was taking the max dose I was like six,
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: and I would just be like laying in bed at night, just.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I need to take a trace amount.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'm just gonna take any I don't
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: really need it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take a little fentanyl. Yeah, it's just
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: like a pinky of fentanyl. Just loosen up, just like
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: a little ring pop and dip it in some fentanyl
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: And all jokes are like off limits, like people don't
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: really fuck with them.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people get like people get pissed about that.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Interesting, that's an interesting thing to get pissed off about. Yeah,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I think that. Uh, when you don't let someone talk
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: about something, you give more power.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: To Exactly so my uber driver said on the way
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: home from Texas. He said, he said, people would get
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: mad at you for saying the M word on stage,
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: but if a black guy goes up and says it,
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: no one cares.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: That's hypocritical. And I was like, yeah, yeah, for sure, dude. Dude,
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: literally I avoided.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: He kept on asking what I was what I was
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: doing in Texas, and I kept on being like, Oh,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: it's out here for work, and then I and then
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: eventually like we're like pulling up to the airport and
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I'm a actually I'm a comedian.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Like he was like, so what do you do for work?
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm a comedian and uh, within thirty seconds,
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: he's going on a rant about the M word.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, not like dude, like it was crazy crazy
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: You agree, don't you? Yeah?
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: And I was like yeah, dude, and he's like, well,
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: have a nice day. He's like, bless you, man, and
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: good luck with your career. And I was like, yeah,
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: for sure, that's if I had anything on YouTube, and
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: I said, no, nothing.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Just to make sure I do anything on YouTube.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I've deleted my entire web presence. Isn't that kind of
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: antithetic olden trying to maximize your seo.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: And then he said, if a fat dude, if I
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: went up and made a fat joke, people get mad,
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: But if a fat girl went up and made a
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: fat joke, people would praise her.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: And I was like, dude, we don't know each other.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: This is weird.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Leave me alone.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the N word one was the first thing he said,
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: and it was I was.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I was like, holy.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Shit, how come they can say yeah, we can't.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: That's literally what it was like. I was shocked.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You should have broke it down for him.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I know I would be like, well, okay, so.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: What do you gotta do is follow Sean King on Twitter.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: He'll explain it all to you. Follow Brooklyn Dad. This
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: guy should have you covered on.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I was shocked, dude.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, you should have lectured disaster in the back seat.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: That's the thing is like what what like what if
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: I did disagree? Like what if I like was like,
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: ah no, dude, they were like you're wrong, Like obviously
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: he is wrong, But like what if I said that?
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: What would he?
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I won't even do that with my family.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Mem now, No, everyone's like, you got to stick up
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: for you got to stand down, You got to stand
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: up for yourself and like tell these people off, tell
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: them they're wrong.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Like, dude, I would never do that.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to get into some weird argument with
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: my uber driver as I'm pulling up to the airport
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: about like race.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: That's the last thing I'm trying to la. She's like
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: cracking my knuckles.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Oh well, I'm gonna actually I'm gonna change my flight.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Let's go at it. Let's go for you somewhere.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I got to talk to you, and I'm gonna take
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: you to a black neighbor. We're getting soul food. Brother. Okay,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: this lady's name is wan Eat. If she cooked this,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: say what you were saying to me, dude.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: It's just crazy that like there's actually but like that,
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: who are like like that, like they have to get
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: that take off.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Well yeah, I mean it never had
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: to take I think it's I think it's you can
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: really tell where people are getting there, like what people
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: like listen to for their types of like media, like
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: the podcast shows and websites. Yeah, they go to It's
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: like if that's what they're hearing all the time.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: It's also like, dude, anyone can go and make a
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: fat joke on stage and no one is going to care.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, word, no, that really flies.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: But fat jokes are timeless.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Fat jokes are timeless.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Fat jokes are perfect. Yeah, fat jokes are like fart
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: jokes is like fucking blubbered out, brother, but we call.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Them plus sized jokes. Now, Yeah, that was weird as fuck.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: And aw, that's happening. Mooke sending me pictures of like
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: him with a gun. I was like, what the hell
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: is going on, dude? This is like this was this
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: was all within ten minutes.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Of me leaving Texas.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Yes's point point his head, a loaded gun pointed at
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: his head, and my ruber driver is ranting about the
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: N words.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: What the whole time. I'm always like, dude, Texas is
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: not what I expected it to be.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: And that's what That's what I think every time, except
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: when we went to Waco, But every time every other time,
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, this is not.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: At all what I expected it to be.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: And then like, right as I'm leaving, I'm like, this
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: is exactly what everyone expects it to be.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a I need to get out of Texas.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: All over the course of ten minutes, as I'm like
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: boarding the plane, just a woman with a gun to
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: your head.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck, dude, that's fucking I don't know, dude,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: you're out of your mind.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: He texted crazy, that's a weird picture.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I can't make it was a fake gun. I can't
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: make a fentanyl joke, but we can make loaded gun jokes.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Now, what's more deadly about?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: If you get to make it, you can survive fentanyl.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: I just meant I've made fan al jokes and people
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: and they're like, dude, the fucking wrong with you?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Got sound fucking nerve?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: But it's always on Twitter.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm on fentanyl right now. Dude. You don't
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: want these fucking problems. You don't know what the fuck
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: it's crazy? Is it?
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: It is crazy when you log off for like a weekend,
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: like when you're busy, and then you come back on
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: and you see everyone like freaking out about the M
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: and m's, and you're like, dude, if I talk to
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: any of my friends, they'd be like, what the fuck
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: are you doing? Like there's a green eminem They'd be like,
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: what the hell are you talking about?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did a good job of avoiding that.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people like Tucker strikes again. He destroyed the spokes candies.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw a clip and people were like, this
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: was all in one night of Tucker.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: How big is Tucker Carlson? Like, how is that one
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: of the biggest? He's like six to two, Yeah, I
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: think he is.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: He's a big guy. Strong, Yeah, strong guy.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: He's fucking strapped up.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the shirtlest picks of Hell? Yeah, Jack,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: that's why I know the fucking That's why Dave hangs
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: out with him.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Body goals, Yeah, archetype goals.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I think he gets like fucking ten million people watching
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: him at night.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: It's fucking crazy.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I'm making that number up completely. I think it was
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: that put out.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: That list of like the biggest shows in the world,
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: and Joe Rogan was number one. I think number two
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: was Tucker.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Just trying to figure out why people can say the
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: N word. I was, I don't have a Tucker Carls
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: in it impression, but like that's got to be like, yeah,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: who you're like taxi or your uber drivers, like yeah, yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: All right, Well it was a fun episode.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I don't mind Tucker Carlson.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know anything about him. I don't watch him. Yeah,
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: you clearly do. I don't all the time every night. Yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: I'd one of ten million.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Whenever Francis goes on, I have to say it was hard,
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: just fucking kills on Tucker.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I was heartbroken when I lost him.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Francis Ellis from Fox News and pro Bible.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Is that what it said? Now?
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: I wish me and Francis are actually doing shows together
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: at Cobbs in San Francisco, and those tickets I think
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: I go on sale tomorrow, believe the fucking legendary Cops,
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: the legendary Cobs And I'm also going to be in
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Boston next weekend. But bad news, probably all the shows
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: will be sold out by the time this comes.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Out because they fucking love you and Boss love me.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: But we are actually adding a late show to Thursday,
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: so today stay tuned to that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: You've gotta go fucking have some clam chowder and some
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: fish while you're out in pump.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: When we went to Boston and we went to that
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: dope ass uh seafood place, yeah we got those tiny
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: ass tacos.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: We ran it back when we did the laugh Boss,
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: you guys went to that same place.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Ka got the same He wanted to do everything.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Everything the same.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got the same ones.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Still, tiny dude was hilarious.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: I wish the pictures did it justice because the pictures
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: don't make them look as small.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: As they are in person.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: They were tiny.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: They were like they were like the size of a lego.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: It was bad.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, if they caught bigger fish since they really.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Same size fish, I mean it was the size of
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: like of like a dumpling.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Was bad.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: What where do you take people when they go to
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: your hometown to eat?
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: No one goes to my hometown.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: When someone visits you, where do you take them to eat?
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Like in New York?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or anywhere? Do you have places you take people
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you've got to go to this place,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: like like when I go to when I like my
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: buddies were here.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: We went to some Mexican restaurant that's like right next
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: to my apartment, and then we went to it was
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: my buddy bo Is like.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: He's like a cook, so he loves food, so he
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: like did all the research and was like we got
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: reservations at all these places.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's a skill set that I would
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: love to have to just be like, oh, I fucking
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: know this place here, know this place here. It would
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: be nice to be able to like take people places
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: like we were talking about like taking people to get
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: a cheese steak when you go to Philly, and I
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: guess I know those places, but I don't know like
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: this fucking sweet ass restaurant or this fucking sick ass bar.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, I guess if I was taking someone in
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: my hometown, I would bring him to like a seafood
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: place that's there's like two restaurants.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: In New York. You bring people to places where there's
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: pints of beer and fucking pool pool halls.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: I guess, yeah, But like there's not like New York
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: known for one food aside for pizza, pastramistrami.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: I hate pastrami.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I know it sucks so bad. It sucks so bad,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: we can stop. I can't even fashion those fucking absolute garbage.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: I can't imagine being one of those people that's like,
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: let's go to a Cat's deli.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Cats is the only good one, but like be like like.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: For lunch, dude, I would be asleep ten minutes later.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: But all the rest of them aren't even similar to Cats,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Like the rest of them are fucking uh.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: Clearly, I'm I'm in the wrong too, because that place
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: has a line up the door every single day.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Because it's famous. People will go anywhere that's fucking famous. Yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: but the rest of the shit is like boiled, Like
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the rest of the pastrami in the world is like slimy,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: disgusting cut. Like they had tongue and pastrami at the
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: restaurants and they tasted the same, like uncured tongue and
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: fucking pastrami. Where was this at one of the places
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: we went to for neighborhoods. Oh, yeah, you weren't at
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: You didn't go to that.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: One, No, I did, like I did Cats to Cats.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: But even that was like, dude, it's just like eating
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: a big ass hot dog.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know alarm that says, uh to tell you
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: to stop being a bit.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, all right, I respect.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you for letting me know. Man, a good one.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Good to think I wasn't being a bitch. It was
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: work on that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: That's literally Stephen Jay's I know, I'm going with Chay
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: his method.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, except I'm not gonna try and fight anyone.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: But he Yeah, but I don't even think he was
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: trying to fight like uh, he was trying to be
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: He was trying to like Chay out. He also got
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: goaded into doing that, like Shane went to the bathroom
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: and everyone told him.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: That he that oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: He got set up once Chay had a couple of
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: beers in two. He got set up big time once
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: he had a little bit of liquid courage. We're gonna
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: be great, We're gonna be like, we're gonna be likable,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go nuts.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: For how to remove the competition aspect of it and
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: just get drunk and have fun.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, our team is gonna be just good
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: vibes entirely. Do you want to just come and be
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: on our team.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: To my team's not gonna be good vibes at all.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Just come and join up our team. Why would your
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: team not be good vibes because we're nigative.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, but dude, like the first one was so good vibes.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: The first one was chill as hell. The first one
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: was like fun as fuck.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: It was like we just like played, We drank for
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: two hours, and then we just like fucked around for
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: two hours.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: You think you had a bad time because someone was
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: mean to you.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: I think I was being people being mean to me,
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: But I think I deserved it. Honestly, I think I
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: brought that upon myself.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: That's like a toxic syndrome that like children have of
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: what like being like I deserve that, Like, oh mom
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: and dad are just fighting because I fucking I deserve
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: it if I just acted a little bit better.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Maybe it is the kid's fault when parents are getting to.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Daddy wouldn't get there if I cleaned up my room
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: a little bit nicer. Yeah, it definitely is on the kids.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Bro, if you cleaned up your room, your dad would
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: not have fuck. The Secretary's kind of on.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: You if you didn't get a fucking b in math.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Daddy wouldn't have a dui right now from watching porn
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: while he drove drunk home from the bar at three pm.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Good shit, Just studied a little bit harder, Just applied
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: yourself a little bit more.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I can. I don't know.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: I can't speak on that. You know, my parents are
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: in a happy marriage. They love each other to death.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Do the when you were growing up, do the women
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: in your.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: You're just getting a preview of the case race. It's
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: my bad. I'll fall back on that one. I guess
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: I'm not really in the position to speak on that.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Am I a.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Little bit over my head? Kind of young for that one?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Older guys take hyun't you old guys take this one.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit back and I'm gonna learn, and I
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: mean old in a wise aspect. Nothing but reverend per mission, guys, sit.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Down and listen for one.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I'm acknowledging my privilege by even being on the show
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: before I even say anything, But please, what were the
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: jokes you were making? What was that good? When you
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: said about five minutes ago, I really liked it and
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: thought it was funny.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: Oh Man Golf season is in full swing and getting
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• 35:36
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be fun, It's gonna be a good time.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Tell us more about the trials and tribulations of being
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: a mother Kate.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: So when are you going out to fucking Phoenix? Bro?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: You pumped?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta go on Friday. I'm going on Friday for
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the This Friday or next Riday. I'm going this Friday
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: and then two fridays from now. I'm going back. About
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to be a Phoenix.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Boy, Phoenix boy, giant doing me good?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Why are you going to Why are you going.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: This Friday for a gambling competition?
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Oh shit? Oh so you're not able to watch the birds?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: The gambling competition?
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Bang bang Bang bird gang.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, what the fuck do you know about that? Dude?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: You're not gonna be able to watch.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, you gotta go down to Philly and hold it
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: down and East falls down. Go to Murph's. What are
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: you talking about, dude, Go to fucking Merse lock in.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to Murphs, bro Then go to the Alehouse.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Sunday football is going to be a blast this weekend
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: for me because I can just I wake up and
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I just turn it on and I lay in bed
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: under the covers.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: You gotta start telling your whoever books your comedy shows
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to stop booking you weekends.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I know, right, weekdays only.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, book me a meaty fucking Monday to Wednesday in plane.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just give me a nine to five parking comedy.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Just let me clock into the office like everyone else,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: so I can have my weekends and my nights, Sue.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: A lot of people do Sunday shows, like you know
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: how I'll do like a Thursday. Yeah, well a lot
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: of people will do like if you're like, like, some
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: people will do Friday a Sunday, and then some people
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: will do Thursday to Sunday.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: If you're like, say, like selling out all the shows.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: During football season, Yeah, can't be me.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: No, So we did get to watch the game in
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: the green room?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Which one birds? Bro, were you going nuts? I know
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Muke was. I know Mouke was fucking.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I was. I get Saquon Barkley to score and
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: he just shit the bed.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Dude. That's why you can't put your props above your team.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I know. I realized that you got to just pick
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: your team and love your team.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: I think you just shouldn't. I think I just shouldn't
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: bet on teams that I want to.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Win because your vision gets clouded. Well, you do like
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: the best teams, so they do have the best chance
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: of winning.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But it's like if the Eagles were winning the
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Super Bowl and I had like some weird bet that
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: hadn't hit, I would probably be more focused on that
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: than the fact.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: That the Eagles were winning the super Bowl.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Right, So why don't you just bet on the Eagles
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: only to win the super Bowl because the odds.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Are gonna be like minus four hundred.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: No, not to win the Super Bowl?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Please, bro, minus four hundred could at least get you
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: know where you're at.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: You can at least get one to one odds.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: The Eagles the best team left cover a spread?
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Huh, they're the.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Best team left by a mile plus three.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: They're plus three hundred right now of them.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: What the Chiefs?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: So if you put if you put one hundred dollars
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: going to.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Smack the Chiefs, you think so smack?
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Really now, I could see the Chiefs winning the Super
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Bowl for sure, but I hope the Bengals.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: When I hate the Chiefs, I hate Patrick Mahomes.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Why. I don't know, because you beat the Bills or
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: because he has a weird bill Well once he did
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: at some point this season back in the day.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably this year.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: No, not this year. They won that tight game, that
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: tight ass game field, So then why do you hate him?
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just don't like him. Maybe it's
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: because of his brother.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: You do know ball though, I know ball even the
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: way you're talking, but you've got to start giving out
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: your parlays.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: People don't like that I know ball though. People get
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: mad at.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Me, I know well because they'll be like, you know ball,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you don't know ball.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: That's my thing.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: That's how all dudes are with football.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: It's so weird.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: It's like, dude, only I'm to watch the most popular
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: sport in the world.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Have you ever noticed how guys act when like a
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: woman starts like talking about football, how like they're like, no, actually,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: like that that's actually a good thing for us, Like
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: it's a four to three formation and like snickel coverage,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: so like you don't know like the dime's supposed to do.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: There, Dude.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: I tweeted like about like the Bills losing or something,
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: and someone was like.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Why don't you go back to watching fucking lacrosse or
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: golf or whatever you watch. It's like, dude, you think
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: I'm watching lacrosse and golf. It's like what kind of
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: fucking And it's also like why the hell do you care?
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: It's probably like fifty million people watching this game right now.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: People are so obsessed with thinking they know more about
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: football than someone. Such a weird thing, just competitively watching
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: something that they don't play. Now, it's like I just
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: know more ball than you.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I get people being like, oh, this is my
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: this is my team. You're not a real fan of
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: this team.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Well why I don't. I don't even get that that much.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I welcome everybody to root for the Eagles, Like it's
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: more fun if we can like shit on like the
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: other team and like high five and like have fun.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Like a lot of people disagree with that, but but
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: like that's people who's like fun is detracted by someone
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: else having fun around them. It's like the same as
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: somebody playing with a toy that you're not playing with
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: and you're getting mad at about them playing with it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I think it's like when they're like, oh, the Eagles
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: won the Super Bowl and then people are like, yeah,
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: that's awesome, and they're like, why is that awesome for you?
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: You should be sad. I'm happy. You should not be happy.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: That is what when you get the US against the
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: world mentality, That is what happens. Yeah, I'm happy and
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: everybody else is fucking sad. Yeah, that's what the parade's
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: all about.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: You're gonna I'm gonna I'm going full troll mode now
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: for the rest of the season. What kind you'll see
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: being I'm gonna be in every single comment give us
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: a preview. Now you'll have to just wait and seekuse
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: I haven't crafted anything up yet.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: What kind of shit I'm.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Gonna make some memes tonight?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude. I'll look over sometimes and you'll be
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: like on like a Google sketch pad, like fucking like
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: fucking zooming in on like a fucking gras think that
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: you're making for like no one to see or something
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: like that, like a cartoon that you're like fucking just
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: changing the features on ever so slightly, like holding it
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: back with like your tongue and your cheek and then
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: like going back in and like like a maestro.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make some I'm
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: gonna make some good.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: I'm probably gonna make some like breaking bad crossover NFL memes.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: He's gonna be good ship.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm breaking bad because people love that? Is that
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: what people fuck with? Are you gonna be trolling Eagles
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: fans or just like.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Everyone besides you? Okay, but I'll probably be trolling them
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: as an Eagle.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: So let's light up the Niners, dude.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: The Niners.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was thinking the Chiefs. Yeah, I guess who
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: are so who's playing this weekend?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Eagles?
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: The Niners. Yeah, so I'll go out the Niners.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Christian McCaffrey, Yeah, say some crazy shit about him
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: a Christian or some shit. I don't know. I'll do
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: some research, make fun of fucking like the church, fucking
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: kids or something. Yeahs racist, post racist party rock party,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: party like sounds like pretty like something like that.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Dude, what do you think about the whole Tomorrow Hamlin thing?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Dude? I think it's crazy that he actually got hurt
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: No, like, do you think he's do you think that
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: you think he was you think he was at the game?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: I'm a big conspiracy theory guy, but I watched that
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: video and I was like, this is fucking weird.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: At first, I did think it was it looked weird
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: that he wasn't at the game, But then all the
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: people who have been saying that it looks weird are
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: people that I don't want to.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Thought the vaccine was why he almost died.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Or yeah or yeah. People just don't want to align
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: myself with Maybe the vaccine was. Dude, I don't even
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: fucking know, but I don't want to align myself with any.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Of Carlson's not bad.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Maybe the vaccine is the reason he almost died, and
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: I don't have the wasn't there.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Getographic for this? Ron's takes of the episode is that
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: iran Yeah? And then I ran shirt on Jesus Christ.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I can have my own opinions. I'm not entitled to
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: my own opinions.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Anything you want to say about like the Jews or something.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think that there's anything that they
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: have a hesitation have a good answer. No, No, I
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: mean they've got their grubby hands on enough.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: All right, all right?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: What do you have against Iran Bro? I didn't realize
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: you a big problem with Iran Bro.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: I do not love it, and I appreciate them, yeah, exactly,
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: I appreciate all they've done.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Or what do you have against Tucker Carls? And I
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: guess start there.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I respect the hell out.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the type of ship I'm saying. What other
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: type of ship was I saying? How else was I
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: talking out of my ace?
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: You're doing a lot of talking out of the ace
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: your ace? Bro?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Why don't you go down to Philly this weekend? Fucking
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: watch the game?
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: And again, do you want me to go to Philly?
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: So bad?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Bro? Because you're an Eagles fan and you should be
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: amongst your people. I can't be there. I'd kill to
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: be able to go to the game. I have to
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: go to this gambling competition.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: I killed the all audio competition. You go to the game.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: No, Bro, Yeah, you don't know how to do it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: What do you have to do?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Nothing?
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a fun week, are you going? Yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: I'll come.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: No, I just have to kind of like host the
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: the it's like the year end gambling competition. So it's
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: the best gamblers on the Barstool Sports book and they're
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: all congregating in Arizona.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Damn are they all like rich as fuck?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Some of them are like just good.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: It's not like only not based off like unit size's
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: just based off of like wins exactly, Bro, Senta just.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: That's actually the talking point to the competition. But uh yeah,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: and they're all just good ass.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: But the guys, I bet the higher units definitely get
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: treated a little better. No, you come sit with Ron
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: sitting next to him for a little bit.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: These chicken tendes are extra fresh.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: It is just like buffets of stadium food and like
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: watching football sounds awesome. Yeah. You got to talk to
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: people though, that's the only thing I'm not doing that. Yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the kind of sticking point we
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: keep on being like sashould come and they're like, you
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: know that he has to have conversations with strangers actually
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: saying that prolonged period and.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Who's saying that? Give me names.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Jay snow In bro the CEO of Penn. The CEO
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: of Penn, was like, we want hey listen, we want
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: SaaS there. What does SaaS want to be there? I
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: talked to him the other day, Sis snowed In.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he dms me on Twitter.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: No he didn't. What was he saying?
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: You just said, respect the hell out of you. Love
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: what you're working on.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I like the Amazon video. Yeah, the Amazon video just
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: came across his Facebook timeline. It reserviced in a Facebook group.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't get this. I said, barstool, we get messy,
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: we fuck around. We're kind of a trying to think
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: of what he said in that speech.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: We dick around, we're fuck boys.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: No, he was like, uh yeah, we're disruptive. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: disruptive was the big one. I don't even disruptive. What
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: speech was this? Clearly, you know not a real studie
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: if you've never seen this. You did see the speech
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: just when Penn bought Barstool and he I didn't watch
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: the school scenes.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: No, I never saw the speech.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: I just guessed the word you did. I have no idea.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: What you're talking about? What a lot?
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: When I watching it when I got hired at Barstool,
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: I was fuck yeah, I was like, we are disruptive,
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: aren't we. It's like maybe girls should be able to
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: go on guys trips. Disruptive in the fucking scene.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've predicted the gluck cluck before it even happened.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: That's fucking uh. Yeah, I never saw it. I don't know.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you were fucking chest painted up
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: like a fucking like a Viva sweatshirt on.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: I mean I didn't know anything about Barstool when I
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: got hired. So I watched a video and.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: So I read sharks have feelings too, Now I understand.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: I remember watching It's a good video. I watched and
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: I was like, this is fucking awesome.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: It's a good video. It's cool. Yeah, it is the
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: proud the bar video on the YouTube.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: It was just like Dave and k Marco walking through
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: fire like a marine's recruitment video. It was like Dave
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: fighting a dragon.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: While wearing like suits, doing like business meet like going
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: on on TV and shit with.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: High powered Japanese businessman.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was like, this is sick. Hey, what's
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: going on there?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Pal? We saw you the hockey game MARKT So I
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: named after me, A big dude, Pink Whitney.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: See you, fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Whitney for legendary moments. Dude? Did you see that there's
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: a movie coming out with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: about Phil Knight and the making of like the Air
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Air maybe Air Jordan's.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've seen that now.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I think it's coming out like the next couple of months.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Did that movie get nominated for Best Picture?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Which one? R r no, r r r r r no.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think it did.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it did either. What got nominated?
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: I saw Avatar two didn't get nominated.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would Avatar two get nominated?
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Because it was like the most anticipated movie maybe of
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: all time.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that they gave awards based on anticipation.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Isn't that like kind of like buy like you buy in?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Like you you have to pay to get.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: It's like the fourth list. Yeah, you can just pay
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: to play.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: It's pay I think it's paid to play.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just have to give them like a certain
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: amount of little kids blood and you whoever has like
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the best harvest of little kids blud.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: This is clean. But did you get this.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: A thirteenth century? Oh my god? Yeah, they were fed nothing.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: But you're got a bet on the Oscars?
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Bet on them. Yeah, once I watch everything, I will.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to watch everything this year.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Do you actually usually bet on it?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: No, but I think i've I'll make my predictions though.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I've made my predictions for Grammys and Oscars before.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: But you made like a list. Let me see. I
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: want to I want to see what the nominations were.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Tar. Did you see Tars?
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've seen any of them. I'll watch
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: all of them, though.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Shout out lights, camera, barstool.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Great they post a graphic.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they got all the graphics. Shout out to
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: those guys. Tar's crack. I think that, Uh, Kate Blanchet's
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: gonna win for Best Actress for Tar.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: What got the most nominations? Oh? Wow, everything everywhere, all
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: at once. I heard that movie was super good.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was awesome.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: I heard All Quiet on the Western Front was super
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: good too. And I have not seen The ban Cheese Elvis.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: No, thanks, Did you watch Elvis? Did you watch Banchees? No?
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen any.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Bro, let's not even talk about this, dude.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: The Fableman's top gun. I haven't seen any of these.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was trying to watch The Fablemans.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: I don't really fuck with Elvis like that much though,
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: as a person, not just as as a musician. I'm
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: sure he was a good guy except for the fact
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: that he got Johnny Cash hooked on drugs ruined his life.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: But seems like a cool guy for sure.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Pressey did that.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: That's what happens in the movie. They're like, hey, Johnny,
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: take these pills. Elvis takes them, and he's like, all right.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Didn't Elvis also not write like any of his music?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just sang like old blue songs, blue Moon.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: He just covered other people's songs.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And why do we respect him? I mean, I
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: know I respect the hell out of him. I don't
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: know about you, guys.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I don't. I'll tell you why he stole a black
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: art for him.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I bastardized it.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: I think I've heard like three Elvis songs. He just
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: want to hide though, No you don't, yeh, I do, No,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: you don't. Tried my eyes out.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Bro, you weren't. You weren't close to a nut at
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: that point?
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: When did he die? Two thousand and five? What was
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: it like the eighteen hundreds or some shit.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the late eighteen You know, Elvis was
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: a king. You know, Elvis was a British king, was
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: a fucking rock. He was the original king.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: Do you remember when MJ died?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: He had a good ass voice.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: When did Elvis die?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: It was like the nineteen nineties, I guess when it
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: was nineteen seventy six.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Wow, nineteen seventy seven was that?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I have my nice like that?
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: You then?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I was just getting my starting comedy. I just watched
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: battle I was just watching scribble jam at that point,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: It's like, what the hell is this? Ma turn on
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: the radio. There's this new thing called battle rap. It's
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: got the kids going crazy, their battle rapping in the street.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: God damn, it's a good riff. Hell over a riff.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Orson Wells was in the first battle rap. Bro. It
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: was sick.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: The first battle rap I ever saw was when Eminem
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: did that battle rap that guy.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: In eight Mile?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Did you see that?
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: That's what they eat of shoes? They're growing roots.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: The Eagles coach showed his team eight Mile before the playoff.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: Games up imazing idea. I would have done the same thing.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: It is a good idea. Yeah, don't do that. Or
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: I would show them the final fight scene in the Fighter.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: What I don't think I've seen that.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: What's the one? Which one? What's the Fighter?
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: It's with Christian Bale and and Marky Mark.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's about Mickey h Ward. Mickey Ward.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just imagine if you had tickets tonight, I would
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: have I would have showed them that, and then I
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: would have also showed them the last scene of the
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: Dark Knight. I'm not the hero of this city need
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: or I'm not I'm wait, what is it that he's
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: the hero of this city needs, but not the hero
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: of this city deserves, but not the one that needs
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: right now?
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: And then he rides off on.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: His music behind it.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I would have I would have showed them that. Dude,
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: that's a that's a good coach. You had a good
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: coach over there.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: You just basically did the George Bush like, fool me
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: once for me, for me once, shame on me. Can't
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: get changed again.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good one.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I'mbout the city the hero deserves. I'm not to hear
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the decision deserves. Well.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: I don't think he said it. I don't think Batman
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: said it. I think what's his name, say, Missioner Gordon, Yeah,
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: Commissioner Gordon.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I would have shown them the end of that scene.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Commissioner Gordon Bombay from Mighty Ducks. Have you ever seen
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Mighty Ducks?
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Of course I've seen Mighty Ducks. Dude. It's a fucking classic.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It came out in the late seventies, did it?
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: It was like the last thing Elvis saw before he died.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: That's great when they make the v Yeah, Elvis fucking unrealistic.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Elvis was on a fucking full ounce of heroin, fucking
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: watching Mighty Ducks on the toilet, trying to fucking eat
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: a ham fanwich. He's like fucking.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Goldberg, who's buzzing your ass right now?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: The fucking Feds. Oh, they told me to tell you
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: you're a bit dude.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: God damn it, And I respect them.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: Doom bang bangad, Hell we played faster if we could.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Have you seen Elvis or No, no, dude.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: That's from the Johnny Cash movie.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: It's all the same to me, Bro, I like your sound.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Hell we play faster if we could.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: All movies about musicians aren't the exact same.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: I've never seen the Elvis one, but Johnny.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: It's the same as the Johnny Cash one.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Have you seen the parody? I still haven't seen the parody.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I really Dooey Cox. Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious because of lampoons.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: How they're all the same. Yeah, as many parodies do.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: But I thought that was what I thought. That was
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: directly a parody on.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: But I think it had a couple of tropes from
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: some other biopics.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Have you seen the Tim Robinson sketch about the what
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: is the Johnny Cash movie called?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Well, Walk the Line?
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Walk the Line?
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Have you seen the the Tim Robinson's sketch about that? No, Oh, Jude,
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: it's so fucking funny.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Tell me in detail, walk it through me, scene by scene.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: Well, it's just the scene where they're like where they're showing.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: So there's a scene in Walk the Line where like
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: they're they have like a meeting with a recording studio
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: or a recording label and uh, a record label and
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: uh and he's like playing their song and it's like
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: super slow, and the guy's like clearly not interested. And
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: then they speed it up and he's like, oh, I
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: like this, and like it's basically they just make us.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Oh he like adds the second verse to it and
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: shit like that. I do remember. Yeah, that is hilarious. Yeah,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: he's a psycho.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: He's hilarious.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: He's a good ass actor.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a great actor.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I can't believe it. I can't believe how good
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: of an actor he wound up being.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: We should git him on the pod.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Do you think he would? Now, we should get Louis
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: c K on the pod. That would be great. We
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: should see if Louis will come on. I'm gonna ask
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: what should the pitch be, yo, Louie? We uh we've
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: uh my boys a twenty one year old stand up
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: comedian and I I'm a big fan of the art form.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe come on our pod.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Come on the pod sometime.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: We love to talk comedy and like kind of like
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: how you come up with shit?
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So what's your writing process?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Like, do you think that's a good pitch to him.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Do you think K would fuck with that? He's just
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: out here on pods like telling like, uh like timeless truths.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Dude. His episode of on Theo's podcast was amazing.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: He probably was just telling timeless truth the entire time.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he actually like talks about his comedy career in it,
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: which was cool.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: He sold out MSG again, doesn't surprise me. No, he's
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: live streaming a special I think from there.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Why do you have any thoughts on Luisa K?
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: No, but I'm definitely gonna watch the special.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, support the support the artist directly to the
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: artist's website. That's how it fuck it should be, bro. Yeah,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I hurt for MSG though.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: You got to pay a million dollars just to run
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: it out. Million dollars up for that probably, and it's.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Just the residual you can make on top of that.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking racket doing MSG, dude. That's why I'll
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: never do it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: I'm saving up right now to do it, saving up
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: to do that.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Actually, hit our hit our gofund me.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna do a live pod from MSG where
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: we're currently at twenty bucks.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, dude. So like you could just rent out
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: MSG if you have a million dollars.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I think you could put it on a show if
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: you had a MILLI.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: Then just no one's there people probably you're probably it's
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: probably hard to do a show at MSG without like
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: a thousand people coming.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: So people would just come see anything. What's playing at
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: MSG tonight? Yeah, like it's the local movie theater.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Oh comedian, let's go.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Let's just drop into MSG. Yeah, let's see who's there. Yeah,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Are they picky about who they.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Book to assume so?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Or will they just book?
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: And I would assume they don't just I mean they
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: have stuff there like every night. I assume they're not.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Just like we're gonna have Aiden Ross tonight, just like
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: standing there rich like the dude Kai Sinat just like
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: giving MSG like stacks of cash so he could just
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: sit and stream on stage.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Dave's supposed to do MSG eventually, remember, well he a yeah,
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: He's like I could sell it on MSG easily. It's like, dude,
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: like five comedians have ever sold on MSG.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: It's like ten or nine. I think it's nine. And
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: Dave was like, I could sell that out.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: No album pop punk could sell out. MSG.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: They probably could. It's only fifteen thousand seats.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: That's it. Oh, I thought it was more than that.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Is it more? It might be more.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: I mean it probably depends on what's there for like
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: a con for like a comedy show. It's probably different
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: if it's like twenty twenty thousand.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the next game, like the or like
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: they'll like rope off, like half.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: The rope off parts of it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty sure, as I was at Casey Musgraves. But
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: a year ago, about a year ago, Yeah, I remember
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: that shit.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good time.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Probably remember it like it was fucking yesterday.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Give it up for sho.
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: Sebastian men of Scalco's new stand up special It Ain't Right.
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: It's coming to Hulu on November twenty first.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Thirty years ago. Jeff Bezos Complete Nerd Bezos.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: No Rip the Shreds on a super Yacht and the
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: boxes keep.
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: Sebash de Menascalco. It Ain't Right Premiere's November twenty first
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: streaming on Hulu and Hulu and Disney Plus for bundle subscribers.
• 59:04
  Speaker 8: Terms apply.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: It's uh play man.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: I hope you guys have a fucking blast in Phoenix.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be sick. Why don't you come out with this, son? No, no, no,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: it's so good, dude. Is my boy Mike's birthday yesterday?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: My boys, Mike's birthday tomorrow?
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Really yeah, birthday.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, Mike's coming up this weekend to watch the birth
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Mike is.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Mike Wallace. Yeah, and you guys aren't going to be here.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be No.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: I'll see him. Oh, I'll see him all right.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Actually I'm supposed to play pool him because he said
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: he would beat me a chance.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: On the twenty fifth is his birthday, So happy birthday, Mike.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: And on the twenty third is Mike another Mike's birthday.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Mike.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Good day to be a MIC.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: No, it's a great day to be a mic.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Great month to be a MIC, that's for sure.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Mike's having a birthday party. I think it might be
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Guy Fieri. Theens. Everybody's gonna be Guy Fieri, right, all right,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: you got to get in there like that. You got
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: to get in there. It's this new theme that everyone's
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: coming up with. I might just show up as fucking boarding.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: They're a wrenching it.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: All right, Well where are we have for time?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: You're trying to end this podcast? Bro?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought we were just kind of getting started,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: kind of a little bit of a headache, and I
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: think this is I haven't taken my sole oft in
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: four days, so why not? I don't know.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's also these six lights that are shining directly
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: in my face.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: No, it can't be that. That can't be what's making
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: you feel terrible about yourself.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: I feel great about myself. But if you think I
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: should feel tough about myself, maybe I will.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: See this is turn off the lights. You ever see
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: that Trump clip? Ah?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, I have.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's basically happening to us right now. Now. Do
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: you feel like you have another you know, ten or
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: twenty seconds in?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: Ye?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: After that got into it a little bit, I do.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: It does feel better on my brain. My brain instantly
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: feels better from that. You ever like turn down your
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: screen brightness when.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: You feels so good, instantly the heache goes away. Yeah,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: there'll be like.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: A tension in your head and you turn down and
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden it's just gone. Yeah, it's like
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: scratching a fucking inch b like scratching an inch.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I've been sleeping with a mask on too, for real.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like one of the ones over your mouth and those.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you never know if the mice have COVID.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Now they crawl into your room, they're all over your feet.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: You can't get into my room and they have COVID.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about me. Bro.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: Oh you don't have mice? Yeah, don't try, and fucking
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: don't figure yourself.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I'm a common man. My TV's off center. Day's definitely
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: just planting.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: My fucking one hundred inches off centered. Someone's gonna fucking die.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: They've definitely just got that TV off center in a
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: different room that's not his living room. So he had
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: something to complain about. Yeah, just as a true common man.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: Well he is a common man.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: Look, dude, if your one hundred inches is off centered,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: you have a reason to be pissed and someone should
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: lose their job.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Well, if he's only getting one hundred inch or he's
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: trapped in twenty seventeen something, seriously, he's broke.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: It's projector to projector.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Get a fucking projector get a wall TV, get six
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: TV connected to each other. All right, great episode, great episode.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Where are we at? Actually? Oh, fuck, what.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: The hell we could do long ad reads.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll do long ad reads all right. Well, see
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: you guys next week. Tears, tears,