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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information rich
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  Speaker 1: as life acts. Word has it that the average Easter
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  Speaker 1: basket has a twenty percent chance of including peeps.
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  Speaker 2: Peeps love a peep.
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  Speaker 3: Takes on adults getting Easter egg baskets because it's fun.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like my mom should still get me one,
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  Speaker 3: and my feelings are hurt every year. Well, I don't
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  Speaker 3: have boy.
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  Speaker 4: My wife does it. My wife does it to all
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  Speaker 4: three of my boys, no matter who they are.
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  Speaker 3: I'm jealous. I kind of feel like you should get
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  Speaker 3: your mom at Easter basket. Huh, I could do that.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, it's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 3: She always gets those bathing suits every year, and then
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  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, she says, switch up on me.
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  Speaker 4: Treat people the way you want to be treated one
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  Speaker 4: Easter basket.
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  Speaker 2: Give at you know, you guys are actually right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make my mommy.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys, Do you guys know what a Midwest
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  Speaker 1: goodbye is?
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  Speaker 5: Nope?
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  Speaker 1: This is My wife is the inventor of the Midwest Gobye.
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  Speaker 1: It's when a goodbye takes absolutely forever. Richness too. It's
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  Speaker 1: mostly just lingering the doorway, resisting leftovers, hugging promising return
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  Speaker 1: and just seeing leftovers once again. The baby ask me
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  Speaker 1: for sure. There's a video going viral. This is pretty wild.
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  Speaker 1: People are calling out Carnival Cruise employees. I said, tell
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  Speaker 1: you what happens at the amb I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: it's an engagement that was ruined. What you're gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: is the moment servers in the restaurant on the cruise
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  Speaker 1: ship start singing happy engagement everybody, but the guy hadn't
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  Speaker 1: proposed yet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, The girls like, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: And then it was crazy. So then he had getting
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  Speaker 4: down on one knee.
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  Speaker 5: All right, so you gotta sing happy engagement.
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  Speaker 3: Free.
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  Speaker 4: So there's like the rest that he proposed, but you're
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  Speaker 4: supposed to propose, and then they're gonna sing that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: People saying the cruise ship could give them a should
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  Speaker 1: give them an ye should?
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  Speaker 3: I think I learned it. Cardival is always gooding. I
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  Speaker 3: just saw them in the news again because they blame
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  Speaker 3: They banned the clacker fans. Have you guys seen those
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  Speaker 3: like the ones that you see at the rave and
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  Speaker 3: people clack up. They bamed them and nobody can use
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  Speaker 3: the fans anymore. Everyone's like it's hot.
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  Speaker 1: A judge during a virtual court hearing called out a
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  Speaker 1: woman for driving while on zoom meeting. She said she
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  Speaker 1: wasn't driving, but when you watch the video and you're
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  Speaker 1: the judge, you can tell she is driving.
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  Speaker 6: You cannot be driving, ma'am, what are you doing? I'm
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  Speaker 6: not driving.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a passenger in a car, but I will have
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  Speaker 5: my driver pull over.
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  Speaker 6: Hang on one second? Am I crazy? Or does it
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  Speaker 6: not look like you're driving that car? I'm not driving
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  Speaker 6: the car. I'm a passenger in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Sir.
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  Speaker 6: You now you're lying to me, right, No, I got sir.
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  Speaker 6: Let me see the driver. Let me see the driver.
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  Speaker 6: Hang on one second.
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  Speaker 4: I have to ask her permission.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you're not in the drive. You weren't in the
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  Speaker 6: driver's side. Do you think I'm that stupid?
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  Speaker 2: I would have believed her.
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  Speaker 1: Zoo in New Mexico delayed its opening when one of
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  Speaker 1: the elephants was found to have escaped and made her
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  Speaker 1: way to a public walkway.
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  Speaker 4: And that'd be why, Like, who.
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  Speaker 3: Is not looking to the point where an animal the
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  Speaker 3: size of an elephant?
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  Speaker 2: That's really not doing your job. You had one job.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, get this.
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  Speaker 1: There's a woman who had sex with identical twins separately
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  Speaker 1: within four days of each other, identical twins. She's pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: and doctors and scientists are saying it is not possible
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  Speaker 1: to tell her which one is the father.
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  Speaker 3: They share the DNA, right, it's crazy they raise the
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  Speaker 3: baby like that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, not that far yet, not that far yet?
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  Speaker 2: What did she just pick her favorite?
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  Speaker 4: Right now?
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  Speaker 1: Kyle, let me ask you this, Coyle, Since you know
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  Speaker 1: you're very open about your bowtok and filler and stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that, people are pumping themselves now with fat from
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  Speaker 1: corpses to perk up their pecks, boobs, and butts.
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  Speaker 4: It's known as zombie filler. Yike, would you do it?
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  Speaker 4: I don't don't. I don't do a lot of fillers,
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  Speaker 4: so I mean it's a filler.
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  Speaker 5: I've done filler in my lips, so I don't think
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  Speaker 5: I want dead fat in my lips.
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  Speaker 4: No, thanks, I'll pass on that one.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys know that there's a wooden instrument that
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  Speaker 1: creates human sounding voices.
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  Speaker 4: It's called the daxophone.
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  Speaker 2: Never heard of it?
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  Speaker 4: Here is someone using the daxophone.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's sound very creepy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, thank you. Life hacks.
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  Speaker 5: I think there's things in life that, now that you
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  Speaker 5: know some of us are adults, that you should have down.
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  Speaker 5: But a lot of us don't know how to do this,
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  Speaker 5: Like folding a fitted sheet, which nobody can do. By
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  Speaker 5: the way, nobody can do it. Know when like fruit,
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  Speaker 5: all the fruit that you're supposed to get is ripe
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  Speaker 5: when you're at the store, like I don't know how
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  Speaker 5: to do that. Knowing like why your Wi Fi randomly sucks.
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'm good at saying it sucks, but I don't
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  Speaker 5: know to fix it. Or keeping plants alive, Kyle, you're
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  Speaker 5: one of those two. Or here's something that they say
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  Speaker 5: you should master, making a great dinner in thirty minutes
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  Speaker 5: in one pot.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do that either. I make a huge mess.
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  Speaker 5: So this life hack is if you want to feel
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  Speaker 5: accomplished as an adult, just figure out how to do
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  Speaker 5: one of those things and brag to all your friends
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  Speaker 5: about it, and you will feel cool. So folding a
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  Speaker 5: fitted sheet, knowing when fruit is ripe, knowing why your
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  Speaker 5: WiFi sucks and fix it, keeping plant a plant alive,
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  Speaker 5: making a great dinner in thirty minutes or less in
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  Speaker 5: one pot. Master those and you will master the universe
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  Speaker 5: as an adult that life hacking many more under judging
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