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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Things Everyone Forgets · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You could show your twenty twenty six edition if you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be in Ontario, California. I would be there
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  Speaker 2: this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I was looking at what
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  Speaker 2: was going on. I guess Minnesota and Wisconsin. I had
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  Speaker 2: that primaries last night. You think that my pillow guy,
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  Speaker 2: Donald Trump started this thing because in Arizon, like, there
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  Speaker 2: are these people and mostly on the Republican side, who
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  Speaker 2: will not concede even though they lost.
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  Speaker 1: And this is the primary.
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  Speaker 2: You think the my pillow guy, after losing all those
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  Speaker 2: pillows in the lawsuit, would learn and relax. Yeah, or
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  Speaker 2: at least just now somewhere. Yeah, relax, nobody's going but
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  Speaker 2: we don't care. You're weirdo and you lost. I'm glad
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  Speaker 2: we didn't have to deal with your your your theory,
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  Speaker 2: your unprovable election theory has And this girl to Michelle Tafoya,
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  Speaker 2: she was with ESPN, It's amazing how many of them
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  Speaker 2: hate black people?
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  Speaker 1: Is it amazing? Though?
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  Speaker 2: Like she's really mad though, Yeah, it's amazing how many
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  Speaker 2: people in sports. You would think the one thing we
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  Speaker 2: would you would think people would dig us is sports,
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  Speaker 2: But no, well, yeah, I think they like to watch.
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  Speaker 2: I think they like to be entertained. For sure, all
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  Speaker 2: white women don't moisturize.
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  Speaker 1: I think they do. But I think that looks like
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  Speaker 1: a mag for something about Mary. I think this is
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  Speaker 1: this is as good as you can get.
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  Speaker 2: To for you must mean dehydrated, because I ain't even
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  Speaker 2: sure if she's a will woman. You just gotta add
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  Speaker 2: water to it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it means on a lotion. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then David Crowley won. He looks like a leader
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  Speaker 2: from an emerging African nation. He really does nice little
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  Speaker 2: what do you call that? Yes, it is our first
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  Speaker 2: taste of freedom. Like he's at the u n he
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  Speaker 2: lunch with Kofian.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: It looks like that or or early sixties civil rights leader.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the early six but you know what,
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  Speaker 3: to me, he doesn't look like the civil rights leader.
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  Speaker 3: He looks like the person who was standing right next
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  Speaker 3: to the civil rights Yeah. Yea yea yea yeah, that's what.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He does on the side, like just in case I
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  Speaker 3: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: He handles the itinerary. Yes, he shuffles the itinerary. Now
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  Speaker 1: you get ready, right right here, right, I believe I
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  Speaker 1: have your speech right here, sir pasts people on the back.
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  Speaker 1: John Ruskins Assistant, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Bys No, No, I don't want to. I don't want to go
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  Speaker 2: to the hotel. He doesn't he look like that. He
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  Speaker 2: looks like the leader of an emerging African nation.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, he looks like the guy who always
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  Speaker 3: stands next to the person who's the leader.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he does. Tell him. I know he got beat up.
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  Speaker 1: I know he thinks.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure what they probab would beat him because
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  Speaker 2: it seem like such a nice guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, he doesn't say that.
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  Speaker 2: Andrew Gillia, man, man, boy, that lost Jesus Christ. It's
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  Speaker 2: all like I said about miss Stacy Abrams. She she
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  Speaker 2: she lost. She turns Georgia blue. This dude turned to
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  Speaker 2: penis and crack. It's crazy. Yeah he did.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Man? Now, see, black people, we don't. Meth is not
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  Speaker 2: our thing. Well for some I know that's how you
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  Speaker 2: know he's too high for louting. He's what, he's too
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  Speaker 2: high for louting. Too high, bride, stick to the dope.
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  Speaker 1: And you yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll be just you know,
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  Speaker 1: they'll come on.
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  Speaker 2: Now. All of that was hard to explain. I mean
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  Speaker 2: the game meth to come on now, so you can
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  Speaker 2: pick a struggle.
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  Speaker 1: We can't have all that, and certainly not back to back,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I mean the same sphere. We can't
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  Speaker 1: have all that. You're gonna keep doing this? Come on?
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  Speaker 2: You know I Keisha lads Bottoms has a very good
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  Speaker 2: chance to win. I like Keisha, and I just want
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  Speaker 2: I just want a governor named Keisha.
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  Speaker 1: No Bottoms, that's what you want, governor Bottoms? Yes, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: What's top at? That's my bottom. But it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Is gonna be alive. It's gonna be a lot. You
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  Speaker 2: can't ever remember where you put your keys? You not alone,
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  Speaker 2: Jazz and give us five things everyone forgets by make
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  Speaker 2: Butler for.
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  Speaker 3: Matamal Number five, what you were going to say? It
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  Speaker 3: happens to me all the time, like a particular word.
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  Speaker 3: I just can't it's like that word and then something,
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  Speaker 3: you know what?
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  Speaker 1: For me, it was reparatious. But apparently for white people.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well, number four on the top five things things
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  Speaker 3: everyone forgets.
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  Speaker 1: Where you parked your car? Yeah, not me.
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  Speaker 2: That's when they have a feature where you can press it.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 3: That's one of the reasons why I refuse to park
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  Speaker 3: in those parking structures, because I'm always afraid I forget
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  Speaker 3: where I parked, and it happens to be a fun
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  Speaker 3: time and they don't.
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  Speaker 1: The killer is in there walking up and down. I
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  Speaker 1: don't go. I just park on the street.
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  Speaker 3: Number three, I just park I legally like you. Number three, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: of the top five things everyone forgets people's names?
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  Speaker 1: Now your bad? No, you remember that. I'm very good.
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  Speaker 1: You're good at that.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe not in the moment when you're trying to think
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  Speaker 3: of your kids' names, you forget them sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: How can hear you?
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  Speaker 3: Number two with the top five things everyone forgets? Why
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  Speaker 3: you walked.
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  Speaker 1: Into a room? Yeah, I have a had time? What
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  Speaker 1: the hell this very morning? Yeah? Like that movie you Memento?
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  Speaker 1: Did you have see that?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Great movie? It was great. He had to keep writing down. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I do remember that. I do remember that. And the
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  Speaker 1: number one of the top five things, everyone forgets your
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  Speaker 1: password because they keep changing them.
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  Speaker 3: They make you change them, they make you change, and
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  Speaker 3: then they say they can't all be this same.
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  Speaker 2: Then and the end, Then you use this last if
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  Speaker 2: you remember not used it before. Then let me use
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  Speaker 2: that one.
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  Speaker 1: Right, just put an exclamation point.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Wait, that's gonna do it. Fort thing gems the deal.
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  Speaker 2: He could show you a twenty twenty six edition in
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  Speaker 2: case you are going to be in Ontario, California. I
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  Speaker 2: will be there this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday one Friday
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  Speaker 2: to Saturday, and I think two Sunday we had another show.
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  Speaker 2: Everything sold out, all right, Jasmine Satdays. What'd you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can tell you what you might need. A
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  Speaker 3: billion dollars because that's what the power Ball was. One
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  Speaker 3: billions is sitting at that's all. Yeah. But they say
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  Speaker 3: it's gonna be cut to less than six hundred million
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  Speaker 3: dollars in at least one states by taxes.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take it.
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  Speaker 3: So you go from a billion to six hundred million, right,
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  Speaker 3: I'll take it. I'll squeeze by.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see where I'll be happy?
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  Speaker 2: Where there's a battleship with five thousand soldiers and they
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  Speaker 2: can't they've been in there there for almost a year,
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  Speaker 2: and they're trying to jump off the boats and they're eating.
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  Speaker 1: They get supplied. It's crack.
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  Speaker 2: They're living in third world conditions. This dude, this war
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  Speaker 2: was so poorly planning. Yep, so poorly planning. It's it's insane,
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  Speaker 2: and we deserve it. We deserve it. Maybe you know what,
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  Speaker 2: maybe the dude, the Haitian can cater their restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: Or at least go to the ice detention centers. Oh
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  Speaker 1: they are you know how sick of it is? Something
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  Speaker 1: you got to be jump off the ship, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm right now.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, that's it. I've had it for five thousand people.
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  Speaker 2: That's larger than some southern towns. Yep, skip my man, cheating?
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  Speaker 3: Would you len today, while you were talking about the lotto,
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  Speaker 3: the big up to you know, billion dollars if you win.
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  Speaker 1: It twelve more times, you could have bought the Akers.
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  Speaker 1: They just sold for like twelves.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not a fan of no more and Herst Kushner.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan anymore. I already I already stopped
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  Speaker 2: messing with the Lakers when the owner owned detention centers.
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  Speaker 1: But now a Kursner owns it. Nah, miss me clippers
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  Speaker 1: here I come.
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  Speaker 2: The way that they did, the way they owner. I
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  Speaker 2: don't mess with the Dodge anymore either, the way that
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  Speaker 2: that owner made them like. It's set a Trump supporter
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  Speaker 2: and they were locking up. No, No, I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 2: When the Chick fil they did what they did the Sissons,
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  Speaker 2: I stopped messing with them, and that they gonna do
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  Speaker 2: what they do, and when they do what they doing
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  Speaker 2: to Latin, I'm gonna do it. I can't have it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a principal man. I'm a principal man. And you
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  Speaker 2: know every since, ever since I rolle coach all the
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  Speaker 2: way to New York. Don't you see something different than me?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you see speak que I don't want you. I
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  Speaker 2: want to hear from you. That means no, that means no.
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