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- 0:00Speaker 1: The home aking big Shirt shirt shirt thanks to crave
- 0:04Speaker 1: Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger. It's time to
- 0:11Speaker 1: go over size.
- 0:12Speaker 2: This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, This is the biggest, biggest,
- 0:15Speaker 2: shot big.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Show with Jason Hoys, Mike Minogue and I'll get your
- 0:22Speaker 3: mad bastards. Great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon.
- 0:26Speaker 3: It is the ninth of June twenty twenty six, and
- 0:28Speaker 3: you're my friends as always, listening to the big show
- 0:31Speaker 3: brought to you by reboog.
- 0:33Speaker 4: You crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
- 0:36Speaker 3: Scrumedly obtious Magie, Maggie Magie. Normally Mogi wears a short
- 0:44Speaker 3: sleeved T shirt to work. Today he's gone for a
- 0:47Speaker 3: very stylish long slip. Is it a new shirt, Mogi?
- 0:53Speaker 3: Is it new?
- 0:54Speaker 5: I've had it for a while, but I don't wear
- 0:56Speaker 5: it very often. Cheerz Yeah, special occasions. B I'll be
- 1:00Speaker 5: honest with you. It's a bit of a tricky one
- 1:04Speaker 5: because for everyone at home there it's sort of a
- 1:07Speaker 5: long sleeve Marino black sort of long sleeve tea, I guess,
- 1:11Speaker 5: but walland so slightly different, a bit of a sweater,
- 1:13Speaker 5: a thin sweater of you skivvy if you'd allowed not a.
- 1:17Speaker 6: Skivvy, no skivvy.
- 1:20Speaker 5: The problem with it, Jason is in the right light
- 1:22Speaker 5: you get to see my nipples totally. So that's why
- 1:25Speaker 5: I've got a singleer on underneath. Yeah, well, kick things
- 1:29Speaker 5: on track today, man, we've got a job to do.
- 1:30Speaker 5: It can have you drawn all over your bloody computerity,
- 1:33Speaker 5: you're bastard too late.
- 1:36Speaker 3: But it looks great mate, and it's still really you know,
- 1:40Speaker 3: hugging that body. But you're good.
- 1:43Speaker 5: Otherwise, can I just throw a kikahar out to the
- 1:48Speaker 5: south coast of Wellington? Be huge swells down the five
- 1:52Speaker 5: and a half meters a few years ago today ten
- 1:54Speaker 5: and eleven meat as well, So yeah, you wouldn't want
- 1:57Speaker 5: to be on the south coast. They're having a great
- 1:58Speaker 5: time down in Wellington over the last probably a year
- 2:01Speaker 5: or two. So you get into the pub, treat yourself.
- 2:04Speaker 3: You're good on you're speaking of huge swells. I tell
- 2:07Speaker 3: you what wild pugs are? Hello, very very open chested
- 2:13Speaker 3: today with us. What is that Tata fly or something?
- 2:16Speaker 3: Yeah fly, But geez, you're looking pretty sharp as well.
- 2:21Speaker 3: There are pugs on how's life?
- 2:23Speaker 6: Hey? Thanks Jase? Really good.
- 2:25Speaker 4: Thanks, grateful to be here with you fellas as always
- 2:27Speaker 4: wish it were a bitter circumstances obviously keasy.
- 2:29Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he got fired exactly that. That's a little
- 2:36Speaker 6: bit the poor baker he was.
- 2:38Speaker 5: I want to be quite clear, he wanted to come in,
- 2:41Speaker 5: but we said no because we don't want to get sick.
- 2:43Speaker 6: Well certainly that was my Yeah, I feeling I don't
- 2:45Speaker 6: care about getting set to stick at the drop of
- 2:47Speaker 6: the hat and then I'm off for a god damn month.
- 2:49Speaker 6: I hate it. Jase, how are you man?
- 2:52Speaker 3: Very good? Thank you. I'll tell you what I did
- 2:54Speaker 3: today which has made the world of difference to my life.
- 2:58Speaker 3: I bought some extra strength Gavis Gone.
- 3:01Speaker 6: Oh.
- 3:02Speaker 3: When I had a little gulp of that, God, I
- 3:04Speaker 3: feel a hundred.
- 3:05Speaker 6: Bucks a hundred bucks.
- 3:12Speaker 3: You know, the burning's gone temporarily.
- 3:15Speaker 5: So in later in the show. But yeah, I think
- 3:19Speaker 5: you need to consider going to the doctor.
- 3:22Speaker 3: That's what my wife said too. I got into a
- 3:24Speaker 3: herd of an argument about it.
- 3:26Speaker 6: You're going quite immediately.
- 3:29Speaker 3: Hey Mogi, what's coming up on the show.
- 3:37Speaker 6: What's happening on the Big show with old mogis.
- 3:41Speaker 5: Another day, another opportunity to get yourself in for the
- 3:43Speaker 5: latest tour, the Export Ultra Beer Guard and tour. That is,
- 3:47Speaker 5: they're going to a Grand final in Australia and around
- 3:50Speaker 5: about October. If you can work out the sport, it's
- 3:52Speaker 5: going to be bloody good time. Stay tuned for that one.
- 3:55Speaker 5: They'll be a cue to call and you'll give us
- 3:56Speaker 5: a buzz. Also, I'm really excited about this. Has been
- 4:01Speaker 5: a sports player, a big sports player, formerly a big
- 4:04Speaker 5: sports player who's come out as gay. Yes, he's a
- 4:07Speaker 5: rugby league player. This never happens. This never happens. Imagine
- 4:11Speaker 5: my joy when I wake up this morning and a
- 4:13Speaker 5: rugby league player has come out as gay. Absolutely over
- 4:16Speaker 5: the moon. We're going to go over that and talk
- 4:18Speaker 5: about this, gentleman. We'll tell you who that is later
- 4:20Speaker 5: on the show and coming up next. Houghty Joe, you're
- 4:23Speaker 5: feeling a bit jealous, an't you, mate?
- 4:25Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 4:25Speaker 6: I am, because Keysy's got a hog. Mogie's got a
- 4:29Speaker 6: new massive hog, old Hoidy j hogless SAMs hog. So
- 4:38Speaker 6: we're going to talk about whether you should get a
- 4:40Speaker 6: hog and what kind of a hog you should get.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds good man. In the meantime, let's have a
- 4:44Speaker 3: bit of the things Leon, Why don't we Juey.
- 4:47Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
- 4:52Speaker 3: Stink first, Stink first tool there on your on the
- 4:58Speaker 3: Radio hod Archy The Big Show. This Tuesday afternoon, my wife.
- 5:02Speaker 6: And I went down there.
- 5:04Speaker 3: My wife went down the aisld of that just stink fist.
- 5:07Speaker 6: Yeah, when she was marrying you stink fist. Yeah.
- 5:14Speaker 3: I actually thought about having stink Fest for my wedding,
- 5:17Speaker 3: but my wife wasn't keen on it. Actually, No, No, dear,
- 5:24Speaker 3: now listen, as Mogie mentioned at the top of the
- 5:28Speaker 3: show there, I'm sort of feeling a little bit left
- 5:31Speaker 3: out at the moment. Yes, because I always consider the
- 5:34Speaker 3: Big Show team a team. Yes, and you'll be aware
- 5:36Speaker 3: of the fact from yesterday's conversation that old Mogie and
- 5:40Speaker 3: Kesey now are proud hole owners.
- 5:43Speaker 6: That's right.
- 5:43Speaker 3: They both own motorbikes. And I'm going hang about here,
- 5:48Speaker 3: it can't be that the two fellows have motorbikes and
- 5:51Speaker 3: old Hardy J doesn't. Yes, And so I've been thinking,
- 5:55Speaker 3: you know, does Horty J need to get a hole
- 5:57Speaker 3: in his own?
- 5:58Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 5:58Speaker 5: Well that's right. I mean, so Keysy has got an old.
- 6:01Speaker 5: I think it's a cowa Saki.
- 6:03Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a it's a Kawasaki.
- 6:06Speaker 5: Honda two fifty ccs. Yes, that's cubic inches. And he's
- 6:13Speaker 5: been working on that one. When I say hey, I
- 6:16Speaker 5: mean his Dadad. He's been working on that one for
- 6:19Speaker 5: about nine months or so. And I'm just about to
- 6:21Speaker 5: get myself a street dog. And that's an electric bike.
- 6:27Speaker 5: And you can have it painted with anything you want, Yes,
- 6:30Speaker 5: custom paint. It's on the side of that.
- 6:31Speaker 6: I'll get him stink first.
- 6:37Speaker 5: Yeah, nice, that right on the side there. So then
- 6:40Speaker 5: the question becomes what can Hoidy j have. Now there's
- 6:43Speaker 5: a few different options. Obviously. I just got a hold
- 6:45Speaker 5: of my mother's electric bicycle a little step through number,
- 6:50Speaker 5: and I thought, geeze, Jason loved this. But just having
- 6:53Speaker 5: a little look at it today, I don't think your
- 6:54Speaker 5: feet would reach the pedals.
- 6:55Speaker 3: Yeah, well, your mum's a very tall, elegant woman. If
- 6:59Speaker 3: I can put it like that, you're very tall too.
- 7:02Speaker 6: The locals are in her neighborhood referred to as a freak.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Yeah, somewhat cruelly, I would say. But here's the thing, Fellas,
- 7:13Speaker 3: you've gone kind of low key power wise, Yes, Keysy's
- 7:17Speaker 3: kind of low key power wise in the middle of there.
- 7:20Speaker 5: He's sort of in the middle two point fifty for
- 7:22Speaker 5: someone of his abilities.
- 7:24Speaker 6: As you know, I.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Feel like haughty Jane needs to go full noise hog.
- 7:29Speaker 6: I agree, but loud Hog.
- 7:31Speaker 3: Then you couple it with the fact that I'm a
- 7:33Speaker 3: CBD boy now, and so you know, I'm just in
- 7:36Speaker 3: the inner city. I'm just sort of walking around the streets.
- 7:39Speaker 3: Would a massive motorbike be really suitable for me? I mean,
- 7:44Speaker 3: don't get me wrong, and there's some fat motorbikes cruising
- 7:47Speaker 3: around the city at night. Yes, But would that be
- 7:50Speaker 3: a practical solution for houghty j or am I looking
- 7:53Speaker 3: for something else?
- 7:54Speaker 5: Is it practical or you're going to be Are you
- 7:56Speaker 5: trying to be cool and hanging out with me and Keezy?
- 7:58Speaker 3: Look, I'm trying to I'm trying to be cool so
- 8:01Speaker 3: that I can hang out with you and Keezy. But
- 8:03Speaker 3: I also there's an element of me, and I'll be
- 8:05Speaker 3: honest about it, that wants to upstage you both a
- 8:08Speaker 3: little bit, to be to be the big dog.
- 8:11Speaker 5: And that's why I think you should do it. So
- 8:12Speaker 5: whether it's a good idea or not, I think you
- 8:14Speaker 5: should go the bigger the better. Yeah, I mean we
- 8:17Speaker 5: have you and I throwing around that tossed around the
- 8:19Speaker 5: idea previously of putting you in a sidecar, just checking
- 8:24Speaker 5: a little sidecar on my literal bike.
- 8:25Speaker 6: I still think there's something to that. We've considered you.
- 8:29Speaker 5: Going full e t and we slam you on a
- 8:31Speaker 5: basket on the front and just toss a towel over
- 8:34Speaker 5: your head. I also think there's something to that.
- 8:39Speaker 3: Can you imagine? Can I just paint a picture here
- 8:42Speaker 3: of Mogi cruising along on his electric bike with hoiding
- 8:47Speaker 3: Jay in a basket on the front, with a towel
- 8:49Speaker 3: over his head, with stink fest along the side of
- 8:53Speaker 3: electric bike. What a sight that would be?
- 8:56Speaker 6: And I think we need to be a gang.
- 8:58Speaker 5: And I think this is what I'm so open to
- 9:00Speaker 5: the idea because two does not a gang maketh yes,
- 9:03Speaker 5: but three does. Yeah, And then we can start throwing
- 9:06Speaker 5: around patch ideas. And what's the name of the gang? Ah,
- 9:11Speaker 5: this is stink has got a ring to it?
- 9:14Speaker 3: Yes, Well, this is where we need Joe out because
- 9:17Speaker 3: I am picking that a lot of our listeners out
- 9:19Speaker 3: there have more knowledge in houghdy j when it comes
- 9:21Speaker 3: to motorbikes. Yes, I mean I'd like their recommendations. What
- 9:26Speaker 3: I should get, what should be on it? Accessories, what's
- 9:30Speaker 3: it a paint job? It should have all of that stuff.
- 9:33Speaker 3: On three four eight, three.
- 9:35Speaker 6: And oh one hundred Hodarchy as well.
- 9:36Speaker 4: And if you get in touch, everybody goes in the
- 9:38Speaker 4: drawer for a fifty buck rebig voucher.
- 9:41Speaker 6: What kind of hog should Jace run?
- 9:45Speaker 3: Looking forward to this.
- 9:49Speaker 1: The hod Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 9:54Speaker 3: Yes, indeed radio Head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
- 9:58Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday to noon. The time is exactly twenty
- 10:02Speaker 3: eight minutes past four o'clock.
- 10:04Speaker 4: Hey, fellas, don't forget that Q to call for the
- 10:06Speaker 4: Export Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden Tour is coming up
- 10:10Speaker 4: on the show. If you want the chance to join Jerry,
- 10:12Speaker 4: Meniah and acc accg acc Head g Lane on the
- 10:17Speaker 4: Beer Garden Tour. Doesn't have that Q to call and
- 10:20Speaker 4: you could begin amongst with the fellas call us an
- 10:22Speaker 4: oh one hundred Hodaki when you hear it.
- 10:23Speaker 3: Great stuff, Pugsan, Thanks thanks man. We were chatting just
- 10:31Speaker 3: before about the fact that old Mogi and Kezy they
- 10:34Speaker 3: are both proud hole owners. Now they both got motorbikes
- 10:37Speaker 3: and Hoody Jay's feeling a little bit left out. And
- 10:41Speaker 3: as Moggie rightly pointed out, if you want to have
- 10:43Speaker 3: a gang, two's not enough, you've got to have three.
- 10:46Speaker 3: So we put it out there to people on three
- 10:48Speaker 3: four eight three what sort of hog should Hoardy j
- 10:50Speaker 3: run with? Because I'm kind of thinking, because Mogi and
- 10:54Speaker 3: Kezy have gone kind of low power hogs, that I
- 10:57Speaker 3: go full power hog. Yeah, even though there's not particularly practical,
- 11:02Speaker 3: but I'd look really cool.
- 11:04Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's I think it's the way forward
- 11:07Speaker 5: for you men. And there's nothing quite as impressive as
- 11:10Speaker 5: a sort of a little hogg all looking bassard hanging
- 11:13Speaker 5: off the back of a four hundred c See, now,
- 11:16Speaker 5: you would look amazing to it. I'm just seeing you
- 11:18Speaker 5: in the leathers, yes, I'm seeing you in the open
- 11:21Speaker 5: face helmet. You know you've got the big boots on,
- 11:25Speaker 5: you got the tassels hanging off the handlebars.
- 11:28Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I seriously just had a vision of
- 11:33Speaker 3: me on a massive hog, stopping in my feet, not
- 11:36Speaker 3: being able to touch the ground. You men just falling
- 11:39Speaker 3: over genuinely.
- 11:41Speaker 4: Oh, I've got a vision of you on the motorway
- 11:43Speaker 4: and you get to one hundred and suddenly you're just
- 11:45Speaker 4: hanging on that.
- 11:48Speaker 6: Flapping out the back. We've had a bunch of tecks
- 11:51Speaker 6: on three for three.
- 11:51Speaker 4: Don't forget everyone in the drawer for a fifty dollars reburger. Actually,
- 11:55Speaker 4: they've kind of delved between what accessories you should have
- 11:58Speaker 4: on the bike what kind of bike you should get
- 11:59Speaker 4: at scientific or actual mechanical answer, So obviously was sticking
- 12:03Speaker 4: on the serious stuff. Jace could have my stiffy written
- 12:07Speaker 4: on as hog nice, which I think is pretty bang on.
- 12:11Speaker 4: Another gang name suggestion, the inground toenails. It's creative, think
- 12:18Speaker 4: Fanny Hog et cetera, et cetera. When surely has to
- 12:22Speaker 4: have fist full.
- 12:22Speaker 6: Of jeers on the side a machine song. That's great,
- 12:31Speaker 6: fist full of jews.
- 12:32Speaker 4: I quite like the REBIGLZ. That's a great name for
- 12:38Speaker 4: a bike gang. Someone else said a five C C Trikehi, you.
- 12:45Speaker 6: Know you could, yeah, you could hang.
- 12:47Speaker 3: You know, A three wheeler would be pretty cool.
- 12:50Speaker 6: Now we're talking.
- 12:52Speaker 3: They called it, what's a three wheel bike?
- 12:55Speaker 6: What's a trick?
- 12:57Speaker 7: You know?
- 12:58Speaker 5: Or a trisyckle, but you want something with a motor
- 13:01Speaker 5: on it. There are the handlebars, there are they the
- 13:04Speaker 5: suicide suicide bars or that they thought spaghy.
- 13:11Speaker 3: Yeah, that you sort of see the gang. Dude, You've
- 13:13Speaker 3: got your.
- 13:14Speaker 6: In the air for the people listening.
- 13:15Speaker 4: Yeah, your head, which is good because then you could
- 13:18Speaker 4: rest your sort of honker in the middle of it.
- 13:19Speaker 5: Jason, you go, Ja's come on, pug Killing But I
- 13:22Speaker 5: think it's a go. I think I think you're onto
- 13:24Speaker 5: something here, and I think you do need to do it.
- 13:26Speaker 5: We don't want you feeling, you know, feeling left out.
- 13:29Speaker 5: So what's better than feeling left out, risking, you know,
- 13:33Speaker 5: your life trying to be included.
- 13:35Speaker 3: Look just on that front. I mean, if there's any
- 13:37Speaker 3: sort of bicycle bike companies out there that you know,
- 13:40Speaker 3: thanks Old Hoidy j would look really cool on one
- 13:44Speaker 3: of their bikes. I mean, feel free to get in
- 13:47Speaker 3: touch maybe private message Old pug Son, because we don't
- 13:51Speaker 3: want to make it a radio thing. Just we can
- 13:53Speaker 3: do it sort of under the too.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Late already radio th the Whodichy Big Show from four
- 14:01Speaker 1: on Radio Holdkyes indeed.
- 14:02Speaker 3: Blink one A two there on the Radio Hodarky Big
- 14:05Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four point thirty nine.
- 14:09Speaker 5: Fellas, you'll be aware that I got a cat at Christmas?
- 14:12Speaker 5: What my daughter did? Yes, bird shit Chris Chris is
- 14:21Speaker 5: the name of my cat, inspired by Kesey, who's not
- 14:25Speaker 5: here today because he's sick. Yes, Cheesy's nickname at score
- 14:27Speaker 5: was bird ship Chris for years.
- 14:30Speaker 3: For years that was his nickname.
- 14:32Speaker 6: Birds are always him. Were you see him? Let him
- 14:37Speaker 6: know anyway.
- 14:38Speaker 5: Great cat. It's one of those big white buggers. There's
- 14:42Speaker 5: a name for it, but it sort of loves hanging
- 14:44Speaker 5: around the house and getting paired that it doesn't attack
- 14:46Speaker 5: too much. It's great for a young kid. We've got
- 14:49Speaker 5: a six year old. So I'm really loving the cat
- 14:51Speaker 5: outside of it waking me up at all hours. But
- 14:55Speaker 5: there's just been some stuff going on over the last
- 14:57Speaker 5: little week or so which is making me think that
- 15:01Speaker 5: I'm this.
- 15:01Speaker 6: Cat's favorite, you know what I mean, Yes, my favorite.
- 15:06Speaker 5: I mean I think this cat likes me as more
- 15:09Speaker 5: than friends, wants to be more than friends.
- 15:16Speaker 3: With an animal.
- 15:17Speaker 6: May personally know.
- 15:20Speaker 3: You love animals A pugs me, Yeah, yeah, I love them.
- 15:23Speaker 6: Everybody is saying that you're an animal lover. Is that true?
- 15:26Speaker 8: I am an animal lover as you were.
- 15:29Speaker 6: Anyway, I'll tell you.
- 15:29Speaker 5: I'll tell you sort of what's been going on around
- 15:32Speaker 5: the joint.
- 15:32Speaker 3: Now.
- 15:32Speaker 5: The other day I was on a bed Sunday morning.
- 15:36Speaker 5: There the cat comes and I'm ready the newspaper. The
- 15:38Speaker 5: cat comes in and sort of jumps, and my wife
- 15:41Speaker 5: goes to pat the cat. The cat just a tax
- 15:44Speaker 5: her absolutely goes and scratching her face, going her eyes,
- 15:50Speaker 5: and my wife's terrified.
- 15:53Speaker 6: But I'm like, it's all good, it's all good.
- 15:54Speaker 5: It's just, you know, it takes a while to you know,
- 15:56Speaker 5: for a cat to come to like everybody in.
- 15:58Speaker 3: The house, it does.
- 15:59Speaker 6: How long have you had the cat? Almost? Well since
- 16:03Speaker 6: Christmas New Year's Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. My wife
- 16:09Speaker 6: takes a bit of getting to know, you know.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Well, see, as you were saying, my face, she canna
- 16:14Speaker 3: be a bit prickly. Well.
- 16:17Speaker 6: The thing about animals is they can see. Yeah.
- 16:21Speaker 5: Have you ever seen like a movie where let's say
- 16:26Speaker 5: Satan's involved somehow and the cat knows. Yeah, okay, we'll
- 16:30Speaker 5: just leave that there. Yes, the cat gets into the
- 16:36Speaker 5: crook of my arm. Now I'm topless, and.
- 16:38Speaker 6: The cat sort of nestles into the crook of my arm,
- 16:42Speaker 6: and it's sort of looking up at me, just peering
- 16:44Speaker 6: as loud as you like, just absolutely loving it. Nice
- 16:49Speaker 6: went out of the corner of its eye. What is it?
- 16:51Speaker 6: Spot one of my nibbles?
- 16:56Speaker 3: Sorry, my left nibble nipple. And I I know that
- 17:02Speaker 3: Kesey gets a lot of jap about his massive meat
- 17:06Speaker 3: patty naps, but you've got some pretty elongated nibbles as well.
- 17:13Speaker 5: It was a cold it was the right temperature, man,
- 17:16Speaker 5: But whatever it was, the caught the eye of birdshit Chris. Anyway,
- 17:22Speaker 5: I give it a couple of pets. I go back
- 17:24Speaker 5: to reading the paper. There next thing, you know, the
- 17:29Speaker 5: old birdchick Chris is just looking licking the Bejesus out
- 17:32Speaker 5: of a nibble there.
- 17:42Speaker 6: Helpfully it So after about ten or fifteen minutes, I
- 17:46Speaker 6: think this.
- 17:47Speaker 5: Is weird, and my wife thought that after about three seconds.
- 17:58Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Shit Weekdays from four on Radio HODK.
- 18:02Speaker 3: Giggy Pump there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 18:06Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon. The time is four point fifty three. Let's
- 18:09Speaker 3: talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 18:18Speaker 5: Hey, I watched another one of those untold documentaries.
- 18:23Speaker 6: This one was about Jamie Vardi.
- 18:26Speaker 5: He's a footballer who was going through the system I
- 18:30Speaker 5: think in Sheffield, I'll be honest. I watched this about
- 18:32Speaker 5: a week or so ago. I forgot most of it.
- 18:35Speaker 5: And he was going up through the system in Sheffield
- 18:39Speaker 5: and was going pretty well, and then his coaches said, look,
- 18:43Speaker 5: you're not going to be a football you're too small, mate.
- 18:46Speaker 6: But they said it with a Sheffield.
- 18:47Speaker 5: Accent, Right, Okay, you're good like that, and so he
- 18:54Speaker 5: sort of stopped. He kept on playing, but he sort
- 18:56Speaker 5: of gave up his dream of playing professional football, which
- 18:58Speaker 5: is what he'd always wanted to do. So he just
- 19:00Speaker 5: sort of had a factory job and he go and
- 19:02Speaker 5: played football. And he was just playing for the local team,
- 19:07Speaker 5: which is sort of nine divisions away from the Premier League.
- 19:12Speaker 5: Well then, I believe it was two and a half
- 19:15Speaker 5: or three seasons he had won the Premier League. So
- 19:21Speaker 5: he played for his team. He kept on putting up
- 19:23Speaker 5: and up and up a division, kept on playing. This
- 19:26Speaker 5: comment to him that he was never going to be
- 19:27Speaker 5: a footballer, a professional footballer, completely ruined any confidence that
- 19:30Speaker 5: he had. So I just didn't think it was possible
- 19:32Speaker 5: at all. But he kept on playing and he was
- 19:34Speaker 5: really good, so he kept on getting promoted and promoted
- 19:36Speaker 5: and promoted and winning all these things and getting promoted
- 19:38Speaker 5: un to be finally ended up playing for I can't
- 19:41Speaker 5: remember who, and they won the league. I think it
- 19:44Speaker 5: wasn't Chelsea. It was something like that though, but within
- 19:46Speaker 5: an incredibly short amount of time.
- 19:48Speaker 6: Wow.
- 19:49Speaker 5: And I think maybe it was Tottenham. And when they
- 19:52Speaker 5: got up to the Premier League, not only it was
- 19:54Speaker 5: impossible for him to even make it into the Premier League.
- 19:57Speaker 5: It never been done before that someone went from that
- 19:59Speaker 5: division into the Premier League. When he got into that team,
- 20:03Speaker 5: they were in the division down below, one division back,
- 20:07Speaker 5: and then they went into the Premier League and they
- 20:09Speaker 5: were at five thousand to one, five thousand to one
- 20:12Speaker 5: to win the Premier League. Spoiler alert they won the
- 20:16Speaker 5: Premier League. Wow, unbelievable. A great, great yarn massive, massive
- 20:22Speaker 5: alcoholic okay, drag abuse, aw.
- 20:26Speaker 6: Those sorts of things. Just had no faith in himself.
- 20:28Speaker 5: You see a really interesting guy, a great, great watch,
- 20:32Speaker 5: three and a half busies out of a possible.
- 20:33Speaker 6: Five great great, anything's possible, fellas.
- 20:37Speaker 3: That's true. Man, One of the unbelievable players. Right.
- 20:40Speaker 6: Other than that, you've got no.
- 20:41Speaker 3: Hope, Fellas. I started watching a show on Netflix called
- 20:46Speaker 3: The Whitness, based on a true story when Rachel Nichol
- 20:51Speaker 3: was murdered in Wimbledon Common in nineteen seventy two.
- 20:55Speaker 5: Andrew hanskmb I was watching this last night, and I
- 20:58Speaker 5: didn't recognize that when you told me off.
- 20:59Speaker 3: Here became a single period of the night with their
- 21:02Speaker 3: two year old son as the sole witness to her murder.
- 21:05Speaker 3: Andre fights to protect him amid a flawed investigation. Yes,
- 21:09Speaker 3: I don't know whether it's just fatigue with these kind
- 21:13Speaker 3: of shows. I mean, it's a terribly tragic story, and
- 21:16Speaker 3: I think there's also a documentary about the same thing.
- 21:20Speaker 3: This is a dramatization.
- 21:22Speaker 6: I was watching the documentary.
- 21:24Speaker 3: Right, okay, on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't know that I
- 21:29Speaker 3: trust Rotten Tomatoes.
- 21:30Speaker 8: No, it's not as highly regarded these days.
- 21:33Speaker 3: Look, it's it just didn't grab me. I'll be honest
- 21:36Speaker 3: with you. It's passable. None of the performances, particularly of
- 21:41Speaker 3: the lead who I can't remember his name. I don't
- 21:43Speaker 3: know who he is. I've never already seen him before
- 21:45Speaker 3: as an actor. Cool was particularly great, and as I say,
- 21:50Speaker 3: I think maybe it was just that kind of genre fatigue. Yes,
- 21:55Speaker 3: and I'll give it two buzzies out of five. The
- 22:00Speaker 3: Witness I recommended not.
- 22:02Speaker 5: Really No, Well I'm i am, as I say, watching
- 22:04Speaker 5: the documentary. I'm almost finishing it, so i'll review that tomorrow.
- 22:07Speaker 5: But geez, she's a brutal bastard.
- 22:10Speaker 3: Was it was a shocking horrory. I should probably give
- 22:13Speaker 3: it more busies, but I can't as I steer at
- 22:17Speaker 3: pugsns busies.
- 22:18Speaker 4: Hey, after six, your chance to get yourself in the
- 22:21Speaker 4: drawer for the Expert Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden tor
- 22:24Speaker 4: to head along to Sydney for the Grand Final with
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- 22:26Speaker 3: Thanks mate, the.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 22:33Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hood.
- 22:35Speaker 3: I can welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Tuesday's
- 22:39Speaker 3: going along, okay, lo Kezy today is feeling a bit
- 22:41Speaker 3: under the weather as he feels he is. You're listening
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- 22:48Speaker 4: You crave worthy street food, freshly made every boogiear.
- 22:51Speaker 8: Yeah yea yea y y y ya ya ya yeah.
- 22:53Speaker 6: Man, yeah, yeah.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Well, I was just seeing the pugsans eating. He's got
- 23:00Speaker 3: this little tapawi container, and I thought it was like
- 23:02Speaker 3: a homemade sort of bar of some description, because you'd
- 23:06Speaker 3: be into that wooden you pugsand making making made barre,
- 23:11Speaker 3: making your own homemade sort of whole nut sort of
- 23:14Speaker 3: grain bar with bits of fruit and cranberry and stuff, isn't.
- 23:18Speaker 8: It If I knew the first thing about making one,
- 23:20Speaker 8: one hundred would be.
- 23:23Speaker 3: In there a little menda and he has this little
- 23:27Speaker 3: All of you fellows do it, I'm the only one
- 23:28Speaker 3: that doesn't. I know, Kesy not so much either. You
- 23:31Speaker 3: have your little food parcels that you bring from home,
- 23:34Speaker 3: don't you know?
- 23:35Speaker 6: That's true.
- 23:36Speaker 5: It's a great way to get decent food. You're not
- 23:39Speaker 5: wasting money, You're not eating garbage. I haven't done it
- 23:43Speaker 5: for a while. I've been hanging out the back of
- 23:45Speaker 5: it sushi a bit.
- 23:46Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you were shocking today.
- 23:48Speaker 6: By the way, man, you bought me a skewer as well,
- 23:53Speaker 6: and he literally threw it in my face.
- 23:56Speaker 3: I did. I just had half a bar and me
- 23:58Speaker 3: with my wife, so I was full to the gills.
- 24:02Speaker 3: Now listen, speaking of my wife. Coming up next, I
- 24:05Speaker 3: want to have a little chat about what happened in
- 24:07Speaker 3: a cafe with my wife today. I'm still steaming about it.
- 24:11Speaker 3: I'm furious. All right, we'll get into that next.
- 24:15Speaker 4: And that cue to call for you to go along
- 24:17Speaker 4: to the Export Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden Tours happening
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- 24:21Speaker 7: Stay Jim his.
- 24:22Speaker 1: Sound Garden, the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
- 24:26Speaker 6: Tune in and four on radio.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, l a menop there on the radio Hodarchy
- 24:33Speaker 3: Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is fourteen minutes
- 24:37Speaker 3: past five o'clock. Now you recall this fellas I think
- 24:40Speaker 3: it was on the podcast outro yesterday. We were having
- 24:42Speaker 3: a little chat about the great coffee controversy that happened
- 24:48Speaker 3: to me many years ago in my home. And the
- 24:50Speaker 3: basic sort of story was that, after twenty odd years
- 24:54Speaker 3: of making my wife coffee, she complained to me one
- 24:57Speaker 3: morning that I made the coffees too hot? Could I
- 25:00Speaker 3: not make them so hot?
- 25:01Speaker 5: That's right, I remember it well. I don't think it
- 25:03Speaker 5: was years ago that this came up. It was early
- 25:05Speaker 5: last year or the year before, Yes, fairly recently, but yeah,
- 25:09Speaker 5: and I remember at the time you were few men.
- 25:12Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing. We'll hang on this is
- 25:15Speaker 3: this is the thing. And then you guys came around
- 25:19Speaker 3: to my house for a come dining, come dine with
- 25:22Speaker 3: Me experience, and we were talking about that particular story,
- 25:26Speaker 3: and my wife, unbelievably.
- 25:29Speaker 6: Yes, ah, completely credibly made the joke.
- 25:32Speaker 3: Oh yes, and he sulked for two days after that
- 25:35Speaker 3: particular incident where she criticized my coffee.
- 25:38Speaker 5: She was literally saying that you then were in such
- 25:41Speaker 5: a hor of asuki lala that you stopped around the
- 25:44Speaker 5: house the next two days and remained storm did not
- 25:47Speaker 5: talk silent treatment. Yeah, And I found that very very interesting.
- 25:52Speaker 3: Such bs and true story. Here's what happened today. My
- 25:56Speaker 3: wife and I went to a cafe, lovely new cafe
- 25:59Speaker 3: by away there in Lawn Street, and I'm having this
- 26:02Speaker 3: great coffee and I said, jeez, I'll tell you what, babe,
- 26:08Speaker 3: me and the fellows. We're having this funny chat. You say,
- 26:11Speaker 3: I remember the great coffee controversy and she was like,
- 26:15Speaker 3: oh yeah, vaguely and I said, oh no, that time
- 26:18Speaker 3: where you said that I made the coffees too hot
- 26:22Speaker 3: and she said I never said that, And I went
- 26:26Speaker 3: what And she said, I never said you made the
- 26:28Speaker 3: coffees too hot, And I went, what do you mean?
- 26:31Speaker 3: And she said no, I said you made them too frothy.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Could I have less froth in my coffee? I never
- 26:37Speaker 3: said they were too hot. And I was like, no,
- 26:39Speaker 3: you didn't, and she said no, I did. That's what
- 26:41Speaker 3: I said. I said it was too frothy. And I said, well,
- 26:46Speaker 3: let that go. I said, well, anyway, that's not what
- 26:48Speaker 3: we're having a chuckle about. What we were having a
- 26:51Speaker 3: chuckle about was the BS that you said about how
- 26:55Speaker 3: I sulked for two days after that particular incident, and
- 26:59Speaker 3: there's a little and she said that wasn't BS, And
- 27:06Speaker 3: I went, what do you mean? And she said, you
- 27:10Speaker 3: did sold for two days. You didn't speak to me
- 27:12Speaker 3: for two days. You just stomped around the house for
- 27:15Speaker 3: two days and said nothing. And I said no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 27:21Speaker 3: hang on, that's not what happened. That's just BS. That
- 27:25Speaker 3: was just you. That was you showing off your comedy chops.
- 27:29Speaker 3: And she was like, no, totally. You were sulking for
- 27:32Speaker 3: two days and you didn't say a word to me,
- 27:35Speaker 3: or because I said that there was too much froth
- 27:37Speaker 3: in the coffee, and suffice to say, a storm out
- 27:42Speaker 3: of the cafe and I left her to pay. This
- 27:46Speaker 3: is what happens when people start rewriting history. You know
- 27:49Speaker 3: what I mean. It's all a big joke. It's all
- 27:53Speaker 3: a big joke. And then all of a sudden people
- 27:57Speaker 3: believe that's what happened, and you know, it's just all BS.
- 28:04Speaker 3: A's BS man, it never happened. I've never had a
- 28:09Speaker 3: situation with my wife that's gone on for two days. Look,
- 28:14Speaker 3: I'll sulk every now and then for half an hour,
- 28:16Speaker 3: an hour. I'll get over myself, even if she's in
- 28:20Speaker 3: the wrong, I'll get over myself.
- 28:24Speaker 2: All right, two days is absolute BS. It's BS Fellas.
- 28:38Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hdarky.
- 28:42Speaker 3: Yous There on the Radio Hodarchy. Big Show this Tuesday evening.
- 28:47Speaker 3: The time twenty five minutes past five o'clock.
- 28:49Speaker 5: Fellas, it's a hell of a time to be alive.
- 28:52Speaker 5: Last night, some big news out of Australia. Finally we've
- 28:57Speaker 5: got another gay rugby league player. Yes, enough of them
- 29:02Speaker 5: in my lifetime. There's only ever been one Ian Roberts
- 29:05Speaker 5: who played for Manly. Yes, and he was an absolute
- 29:09Speaker 5: bruiser of a feller. He's actually on Sports Cafe last
- 29:12Speaker 5: week they were talking to him, was he and he
- 29:14Speaker 5: is still absolutely ripped a bit, absolute monster.
- 29:17Speaker 6: Of a feller.
- 29:18Speaker 3: He was a unit well it still is he. He
- 29:21Speaker 3: was a mammoth beast.
- 29:22Speaker 5: Yeah, and people would sort of chuck the chuck the
- 29:25Speaker 5: odd slurred him in the ruck. You know, you get tackled,
- 29:29Speaker 5: et cetera, et cetera. Then Ian Roberts would stand up
- 29:32Speaker 5: and absolutely belt the hell out of him, and before
- 29:35Speaker 5: you knew it, nobody was saying anything to him anymore.
- 29:37Speaker 6: It was as good as going well.
- 29:39Speaker 5: Last night Caine Evans came out and what is a
- 29:43Speaker 5: really pretty inspiring interview on one of the rugby league
- 29:47Speaker 5: channels over there. I just want to preempt this by saying,
- 29:51Speaker 5: there's a little bit of we're going to play some audio.
- 29:53Speaker 5: There's a bit of a reference to suicides. Have you
- 29:56Speaker 5: got people around that are sensitive to those sorts of things,
- 30:00Speaker 5: be aware of that, maybe turn it off. But this
- 30:03Speaker 5: is a guy who played he played for six what
- 30:06Speaker 5: six massive prop front rower. He played for the Sydney Roosters,
- 30:12Speaker 5: then he went to the Parameter Eels, then he came
- 30:13Speaker 5: to the Warriors on a two year deal. We played
- 30:16Speaker 5: fourteen games for us. We got rid of him because
- 30:18Speaker 5: he kept on punching people in the head. And then
- 30:21Speaker 5: he went over to the UK and what was happening
- 30:23Speaker 5: behind the scenes was he was getting he was struggling
- 30:30Speaker 5: with who he was and so he turned to alcohol
- 30:32Speaker 5: and drugs and over the sort of the last year
- 30:35Speaker 5: and a half, in all honesty, he became a bit
- 30:37Speaker 5: of a punch punchline because he was trying to get
- 30:41Speaker 5: into I think the UFC or backyard brawls. He was
- 30:44Speaker 5: really getting online and doing some pretty hairy stuff. But
- 30:48Speaker 5: in this interview last night you got to see what
- 30:50Speaker 5: was going on, and we've got a bit of audio here.
- 30:53Speaker 7: Three goals in life, and it was to play an orol,
- 30:59Speaker 7: to buy parents are house, and then I was going
- 31:02Speaker 7: to top myself.
- 31:09Speaker 6: Because I was living in the nah. Yeah, and that was.
- 31:17Speaker 5: Because he was gay and he had no idea how
- 31:20Speaker 5: to come out. Absolute insanity.
- 31:23Speaker 3: It's interesting, isn't it, do you think? Because it seems
- 31:27Speaker 3: to me now in the world people are much more
- 31:29Speaker 3: comfortable with that is much more, you know, a normal
- 31:33Speaker 3: thing now, But of course back in the day, you know,
- 31:36Speaker 3: people had who they were, because you know they were
- 31:39Speaker 3: persecuted in many respects. But do you think the sporting
- 31:42Speaker 3: element of it, you know, rugby legue, tough sort of men,
- 31:48Speaker 3: you know, just as part of it.
- 31:52Speaker 5: And when you look at it from his point of view,
- 31:54Speaker 5: he goes, you know, he can think of himself. I
- 31:56Speaker 5: might come out. You look around and go, who else
- 31:58Speaker 5: has come out? Well, nobody for thirty years, yes, and
- 32:01Speaker 5: so it's not sort of super welcoming. They had a
- 32:02Speaker 5: big thing thing at Manly a few years ago where
- 32:05Speaker 5: the players refuse to wear the Pride jersey. They didn't
- 32:09Speaker 5: play a game, they've got stripped of points and they
- 32:11Speaker 5: like missing the finals because of it. So this is
- 32:13Speaker 5: still very much on the surface but absolutely insane. I
- 32:17Speaker 5: just want to really just a huge kudos to Caine
- 32:21Speaker 5: Evans for coming out. He's been sober I think for
- 32:24Speaker 5: about four or five months now and he's dealing with
- 32:27Speaker 5: this and coming out, and I think he's going to
- 32:28Speaker 5: find a whole lot of support. I just think, you know,
- 32:30Speaker 5: if you're out there going through this sort of thing,
- 32:33Speaker 5: I think the struggles that you go through internally and
- 32:35Speaker 5: in your mind are going to be a hell of
- 32:37Speaker 5: a lot worse than what you find when you actually
- 32:38Speaker 5: come out. You will fight, You might find people that
- 32:40Speaker 5: attack you, but you will undoubtedly get a hell of
- 32:42Speaker 5: a lot more support than you will get detractors. So
- 32:46Speaker 5: a huge reptor Caine Evans for doing this. You know
- 32:50Speaker 5: what I really want to see now is I want
- 32:52Speaker 5: to see this is once again rugby league is just
- 32:54Speaker 5: destroying rugby Union. Where are our gay all blacks. I'd
- 32:59Speaker 5: like to lay down a chair challenge to all of
- 33:00Speaker 5: our all blacks out there, present and past. Come out,
- 33:05Speaker 5: come out of the closet.
- 33:06Speaker 6: We know you're there.
- 33:08Speaker 5: You've been beating too nil by rugby League at the moment.
- 33:11Speaker 5: Come out and get a victory. And they's have more
- 33:12Speaker 5: out players or former players than rugby league.
- 33:15Speaker 6: You can do this. You can do it tonight, A
- 33:17Speaker 6: lady on the challenge.
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- 33:23Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
- 33:26Speaker 3: Welcome back in as Backbones. Hope your Tuesday's going off
- 33:29Speaker 3: as they say. You're listening to the Big Show brought
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- 33:37Speaker 4: that will change the game.
- 33:41Speaker 6: Jesus.
- 33:43Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff, really great. Keep those texts coming, by
- 33:46Speaker 3: the way. On three four eight three on watch on
- 33:48Speaker 3: the Dinner with Me, pug Son, give us a name,
- 33:51Speaker 3: and where you're sending a text from.
- 33:53Speaker 6: As well, and what you're having for dinner? Every text
- 33:55Speaker 6: and the draw from fifty bucks with a rebig Hecker.
- 33:57Speaker 3: Correct speaking watch what are you having for dinner? There
- 34:00Speaker 3: making no idea.
- 34:01Speaker 5: Well, it's a good question. We were going to have
- 34:03Speaker 5: a mate over, but she can't make it anymore, so
- 34:06Speaker 5: that's not going to happen. But the problem, I'm good
- 34:09Speaker 5: is my wife's probably made something because the friend was
- 34:12Speaker 5: coming over. Keeping in mind that I've had about three
- 34:16Speaker 5: killers of sushi in the last two hours, so it's
- 34:18Speaker 5: going to be hard for me.
- 34:19Speaker 6: To Yes, guy's my complete lack of appetite.
- 34:24Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, that'll be good. I'll walk into that.
- 34:28Speaker 5: I don't know, chicken and probably chicken. Yeah, probably chicken.
- 34:31Speaker 3: Sure, a bit of a here we go, boiled tofu.
- 34:36Speaker 3: Hot pop for you, Pugs and hot probly good.
- 34:38Speaker 6: First of all, that sounds mean.
- 34:39Speaker 4: Ever since I had hot pop for the first time
- 34:41Speaker 4: the other night, well, I had it for the first
- 34:43Speaker 4: time in Vietnam obviously, the.
- 34:45Speaker 6: First time I had it in Auckland, I haven' stopped
- 34:46Speaker 6: thinking about it. I need to go back. I had
- 34:48Speaker 6: a sish one pepper hot pot same here, well not
- 34:52Speaker 6: he had a better one.
- 34:54Speaker 3: Good and you'll be proud of me. Pucks and I
- 34:56Speaker 3: had tofu in it? Did you really unbelieve football? You know?
- 35:00Speaker 3: The fried tofu the brown?
- 35:03Speaker 6: You know what I mean I do.
- 35:04Speaker 3: There's bloody good. It soaks up the flavor. There. What
- 35:07Speaker 3: am I having for dinner?
- 35:09Speaker 6: Something delicious? I don't even tell you what I am,
- 35:11Speaker 6: but I assume.
- 35:12Speaker 4: Yeah, Jason, I'm having bangers a mesh tonight, vegetarian bangers obviously.
- 35:20Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, and that's the best kind of bang.
- 35:27Speaker 3: I'm having spinach and feed of pie, some stuffed mushrooms,
- 35:32Speaker 3: vegetarian stuffed mushrooms, and roasted Brussels sprouts.
- 35:40Speaker 6: Your vegetarian dinners.
- 35:41Speaker 3: And there's a fully vegetarian dinner. We try to do
- 35:45Speaker 3: that every now and then.
- 35:46Speaker 6: I've got to do that more. Actually, it's good stuff
- 35:48Speaker 6: and pie though.
- 35:51Speaker 8: I'm under that it's yeah, yeah, I got pile like.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Chili saucer over it. Yeah. Hey, here's block party.
- 36:00Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 36:04Speaker 3: Indeed em there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 36:08Speaker 3: Tuesday evening. But right now it's time four.
- 36:11Speaker 6: Are you hey, guys? Text here from Steve?
- 36:15Speaker 3: What's for tea? What is for d? Yeah?
- 36:22Speaker 8: Man with me, Hugson, I'm not having d having vegetarian bags.
- 36:31Speaker 6: Send you a text on three for three.
- 36:32Speaker 4: Every one of these that you hear right now is
- 36:34Speaker 4: in the drawer for a fifty dollars rebig gear voucher.
- 36:37Speaker 6: Delicious te Tonight fell They even said their name. Should
- 36:39Speaker 6: I even read it? Should I even read it? Anonymous?
- 36:43Speaker 7: Here?
- 36:44Speaker 6: Delicious te Tonight fellas suitable for a cold welcome? Oh
- 36:48Speaker 6: Jack here me off?
- 36:50Speaker 4: Yeah, it is delicious t Tonight fellas so suitable for
- 36:54Speaker 4: a cold welling tonight chicken leak and mushrooms strogging off
- 36:57Speaker 4: with some creamy mesh potatoes that.
- 36:59Speaker 8: Is sold warm up.
- 37:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm actually into that.
- 37:02Speaker 6: That all sounds delicious. Do you like Do you like
- 37:05Speaker 6: a big pie?
- 37:07Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 37:07Speaker 6: Good theater?
- 37:11Speaker 5: Yeah here you know, like a chicken pie, a fish pie, yes,
- 37:16Speaker 5: a beef and mushroom pie.
- 37:21Speaker 3: We bought at the pane Our markets the other day.
- 37:24Speaker 6: We bought a panel that's where pigs sort of creeps
- 37:28Speaker 6: a bit.
- 37:28Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. A beef and port a fino mushroom
- 37:36Speaker 3: and truffle pie. It was so good, twenty bucks a
- 37:41Speaker 3: and was a big pie. The issue that we have
- 37:43Speaker 3: in our family is our daughter doesn't really like pies,
- 37:45Speaker 3: and so we never get to eat pies.
- 37:47Speaker 6: And I'm like, who doesn't like of not liking a pie?
- 37:52Speaker 3: Crust outrageous pastry? Right, get one, Fellas? Jackson here Pollock?
- 37:58Speaker 6: Oh nice, Michael, Yes, it's Jackson.
- 38:02Speaker 4: Michael here gheto Fellas. Tonight, my wife is cooking me
- 38:06Speaker 4: some palou summie.
- 38:07Speaker 6: It's a some awn dish.
- 38:08Speaker 4: It's corn beef and coconut cream wrapped in taro leaves
- 38:11Speaker 4: and baked for an hour or something.
- 38:15Speaker 6: It's not racist just because of the corn beef. And
- 38:17Speaker 6: I hate corn beef. I don't mind it.
- 38:20Speaker 3: I would give it a nudge.
- 38:26Speaker 6: A corn beef. I loath the corn beef. The rest
- 38:28Speaker 6: of it sounds all good, but I just can't. I
- 38:30Speaker 6: cannot do it. Actually, just you know what, I remember
- 38:34Speaker 6: walking into the house. You'd walk into the house, yes,
- 38:37Speaker 6: you come home from school.
- 38:38Speaker 5: You'd open the door, you put down your bag, the
- 38:40Speaker 5: house will be full of steam and you're breathing through
- 38:42Speaker 5: your massive hunkering and.
- 38:44Speaker 6: God corned beef. Pick up your bag and turn around
- 38:50Speaker 6: and walk out again, and you never go home.
- 38:52Speaker 3: Can I ask as it was it? Because there was
- 38:56Speaker 3: also often in that scenario the waft of cabbage.
- 39:00Speaker 5: Well yeah, you're probably not wrong there, but also it
- 39:02Speaker 5: was when it was the side of it you boiled
- 39:04Speaker 5: it in a pot, which was you didn't do that
- 39:06Speaker 5: for any other meat, and there was there was the filth,
- 39:09Speaker 5: the ring of filth around the edge of the pot.
- 39:12Speaker 6: Do you know, Yes, it's a foul concoction. But anyway, enjoy.
- 39:18Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
- 39:22Speaker 3: Martie So speak there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 39:25Speaker 3: this Tuesday evening.
- 39:28Speaker 6: Fellers there and dyar.
- 39:30Speaker 5: You remember that I took a delivery of a whole
- 39:34Speaker 5: bunch of furniture from my mother who's moved into a
- 39:37Speaker 5: retirement village March. She's downsized, yes, and so she's got
- 39:42Speaker 5: a whole lot of surplus stuff that you know, the
- 39:45Speaker 5: vultures were circling.
- 39:47Speaker 6: So I got, I got all of it, which is
- 39:48Speaker 6: great stuff. Turned up.
- 39:50Speaker 5: There's a whole bunch of there's a whole Royal Dalton
- 39:54Speaker 5: dinac wow, which it's a coveted sort of a thing,
- 39:57Speaker 5: isn't it Royal Dalton. Yes, it's funny because I think
- 40:02Speaker 5: tastes has certainly changed over the generation. That would be
- 40:05Speaker 5: something that you got at back of the way back
- 40:07Speaker 5: in the day. You get that as your wedding gift. Yes,
- 40:11Speaker 5: silverware and all that sort of stuff, and I don't
- 40:13Speaker 5: know when we'd ever use it, but the girdle sit
- 40:17Speaker 5: in the cabin and gathered does which will be nice.
- 40:19Speaker 5: Something else that's happened is we've got a couch, beautiful couch.
- 40:21Speaker 5: So my mum had a three seed, a big three
- 40:23Speaker 5: seed to catch really deep and a two seed to couch.
- 40:26Speaker 6: So it was a set.
- 40:27Speaker 5: But she's got no place for the three seeda ort
- 40:29Speaker 5: a new joint, so so we got it. And at
- 40:32Speaker 5: our house we've got two three seedars that face each
- 40:35Speaker 5: other and they're identical. Yeah right, So ideally we would
- 40:39Speaker 5: have got the three in the two, but mum would
- 40:41Speaker 5: have part with it.
- 40:41Speaker 6: You know, she can be selfish. Y, Yes, it's pretty selfish.
- 40:45Speaker 5: So we took one of the three seedars our ones
- 40:48Speaker 5: out and put that downstairs and saws and put her
- 40:50Speaker 5: one in there in its place, and it looks great,
- 40:53Speaker 5: really good, and it sort of works with the other couch.
- 40:55Speaker 6: I was a bit worried about them not matching, et cetera,
- 40:57Speaker 6: et cetera. Just for a visual hair the color scheme.
- 41:00Speaker 8: What are we running?
- 41:00Speaker 5: She's a cream My mother's one as a cream one.
- 41:05Speaker 5: And I would say that the other one is a
- 41:08Speaker 5: very deep blue, very deep blue.
- 41:11Speaker 6: Long.
- 41:12Speaker 5: Yeah it's cool, Yeah, it looks really good. However, I
- 41:15Speaker 5: got home and I was worried about what my wife's
- 41:17Speaker 5: opinion was going to be on it, because God knows
- 41:19Speaker 5: mine doesn't matter. Yes, And of course she said, all
- 41:25Speaker 5: that the new couch does is she loves a new couch.
- 41:28Speaker 5: But all it does is show up how old and
- 41:31Speaker 5: rooted the old couch is. So she wants to get
- 41:33Speaker 5: rid of that couch, buy a new couch. So this
- 41:35Speaker 5: old couch that I got for free is now going
- 41:38Speaker 5: to cost me, however, many thousands of dollars.
- 41:43Speaker 6: Matching condition, matching condition, that's right, that's right. What do
- 41:47Speaker 6: you think about that? Pugs? What do I think about it?
- 41:49Speaker 6: I don't look happy if you say anything about my wife. Mate,
- 41:54Speaker 6: as I'm saying is somebody's in the wrong. Yeah, thank you.
- 42:00Speaker 3: I can totally relate to this. It's because I've been
- 42:03Speaker 3: in that exact same scenario where we've got something new, yes,
- 42:07Speaker 3: and it's really styly or whatever, and then my wife
- 42:10Speaker 3: has said the same thing to me, which is that's great,
- 42:14Speaker 3: I really like it, but it's making that look really shitty.
- 42:17Speaker 3: It's like getting a.
- 42:18Speaker 5: New jacket and oh, well, now I need new boots
- 42:22Speaker 5: and gimmy and everything.
- 42:23Speaker 6: You you know, you house, your missus, and of.
- 42:27Speaker 3: The firm opinion, you're better off just having ready as stuff,
- 42:31Speaker 3: not worrying about it, and saving yourself a few coins.
- 42:34Speaker 8: We know that we've been to yours.
- 42:36Speaker 6: Oh boy, holy hell, I could just oh.
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- 42:47Speaker 3: It is indeed Velvet Revolver there on the Radio Hodarky
- 42:50Speaker 3: Big Show. That's Tuesday evening.
- 42:53Speaker 6: Radio Hodarchy Day.
- 42:54Speaker 4: And Lou's getting closer Fellers and it's getting to the
- 42:56Speaker 4: bottom of bell cancer by taking the conversation all the
- 42:58Speaker 4: way up to the top. Thursday, June twenty fifth all
- 43:01Speaker 4: the way from six C and right to the end
- 43:03Speaker 4: of the Big Show. We're going to be broadcasting from
- 43:05Speaker 4: the top of the sky Tower. And when I say we,
- 43:07Speaker 4: I mean the whole Hodaki crew and not the Big
- 43:10Speaker 4: showld Hey, goodness me.
- 43:12Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great stuff. Looking forward to it.
- 43:13Speaker 6: Fellers, jeez, I hope you've got your training and the adjace.
- 43:16Speaker 5: Obviously fifteen stories you're going to get fifty one, I
- 43:20Speaker 5: guess technically speaking. But I believe in you, man, We've
- 43:23Speaker 5: been pray. Kezy believes in you with your smoking mate.
- 43:26Speaker 6: I believe in you.
- 43:27Speaker 4: Actually, if you believe in Jas ticks lou to three
- 43:29Speaker 4: four eight three for a secure donation.
- 43:32Speaker 3: Yeah, just on that front, we're just in. We're having
- 43:34Speaker 3: a bit of a chit chat about it because there's
- 43:35Speaker 3: some safety issues.
- 43:38Speaker 6: That you're going to die half halfway up the first floor.
- 43:43Speaker 8: Thing where they didn't let your bungee and keysy head
- 43:44Speaker 8: to do it because of your.
- 43:45Speaker 3: Health exactly exactly now.
- 43:50Speaker 4: And on another note, fellas, I have wondered whether or
- 43:53Speaker 4: not I'm becoming more and more intolerable. Maybe as they
- 43:55Speaker 4: get older, I'm finding myself get really grumpy with stuff,
- 43:58Speaker 4: and so.
- 43:58Speaker 6: I just say, I hate to interrupt you, mate, Oh thanks.
- 44:01Speaker 6: Intolerant not intolerable what you mean. But intolerant means you
- 44:05Speaker 6: can't tolerate other people. In tolerable means they can't tolerate you. Yeah,
- 44:09Speaker 6: maybe both. Yeah, yeah, I think both. That's right, as
- 44:11Speaker 6: long as you're not wearing your beret. Brother yeah, man.
- 44:17Speaker 8: Cheers.
- 44:18Speaker 4: But there's just been a few things lately that I've
- 44:20Speaker 4: sort of been questioning how people are raised in this
- 44:23Speaker 4: great nation of ours. Just three things, and I've seen
- 44:27Speaker 4: the more and more and more in the last couple
- 44:29Speaker 4: of weeks, and I brought it up with a few people.
- 44:31Speaker 4: Nobody's really reacted with the same anger that I have,
- 44:33Speaker 4: but I just I feel like it's totally justified and
- 44:35Speaker 4: wanted to get thoughts. The first one, something that I've
- 44:39Speaker 4: noticed is when I'm trying to go wheeze and the
- 44:42Speaker 4: toilet seat won't stay up. Yeah, and you have to
- 44:46Speaker 4: hold it with your hand and be holding your downstairs
- 44:50Speaker 4: at the same time. I've noticed it on the plane,
- 44:52Speaker 4: I've noticed it in our office toilets out here, and
- 44:54Speaker 4: I've noticed a gym that I go to, And I
- 44:57Speaker 4: just don't really think there's any excuse to have a
- 45:00Speaker 4: toilet that does not function the way that it's designed.
- 45:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 45:05Speaker 5: Well, I mean, let's put the to test you. That's
- 45:07Speaker 5: one of those I Q test. I don't know if
- 45:09Speaker 5: you've seen the film Men in Black, but there's something
- 45:11Speaker 5: something similar happens there where they want to see if
- 45:12Speaker 5: you can think outside the box.
- 45:14Speaker 6: So they deliberately see it up. So I know what
- 45:17Speaker 6: you mean. You put it up and then it slowly
- 45:18Speaker 6: comes down.
- 45:19Speaker 5: Then you put it up again and it slowly comes down,
- 45:21Speaker 5: slowly comes down, yes, and then you think it's going
- 45:24Speaker 5: to stay there and it slowly comes down.
- 45:26Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 45:26Speaker 5: So there's a way there that it's just about how
- 45:28Speaker 5: you want to deal with it. I kick it off.
- 45:33Speaker 5: I kicked the seed off.
- 45:33Speaker 4: You take the whole seed off, You sort of remove it.
- 45:35Speaker 4: Do you put your head out?
- 45:37Speaker 6: No, because if they want, if they wanted to stay there,
- 45:41Speaker 6: then obviously would stay out.
- 45:44Speaker 3: I just put it down on that scenario and urinate
- 45:47Speaker 3: all over it.
- 45:47Speaker 6: That's right.
- 45:48Speaker 5: So that's those are the options you've got. Now you've
- 45:50Speaker 5: chosen to go for putting your hand on it, which
- 45:52Speaker 5: is disgusted.
- 45:55Speaker 6: Like I just wash my disgust.
- 45:58Speaker 3: I don't want your foot if we digits all over
- 46:01Speaker 3: the toilet seat. Pugs' problem, this is the problem. It's like, yeah, sure,
- 46:07Speaker 3: you get to go, you get to leave and wash
- 46:08Speaker 3: your hands. What about that filthy, bloody seat that's been
- 46:12Speaker 3: touching your todd you and has your wheeze all over it?
- 46:16Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 46:26Speaker 3: Well there you said, that's the Big Show done and
- 46:30Speaker 3: dust did this Tuesday evening. Great job Pugs covering for
- 46:33Speaker 3: old Keysy there and having to do all the podcasts
- 46:36Speaker 3: and stuff at the same time and run the ship.
- 46:38Speaker 3: Good on your mate, Hey, with that in mind, With
- 46:41Speaker 3: that in mind, were you able to do a podcast
- 46:43Speaker 3: outro clip today?
- 46:44Speaker 6: I was able to do a podcast outro a club.
- 46:46Speaker 4: I found that the podcast today was a lot about
- 46:48Speaker 4: city living, sort of an all aspects. We covered I
- 46:50Speaker 4: think the bike thing, and then we also went into
- 46:53Speaker 4: some more sort of encounter stuff.
- 46:54Speaker 6: Didn't we.
- 46:57Speaker 4: Do?
- 46:57Speaker 3: You want me to say it and I don't believe
- 46:59Speaker 3: it us I pray, okay, my is so yeah, that
- 47:11Speaker 3: was a college that a person made outside of my apartment.
- 47:16Speaker 3: You'll have to listen to the podcast to get the
- 47:17Speaker 3: gist of what was going on.
- 47:20Speaker 8: Most of you to have a positive encounter for once, though.
- 47:22Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
- 47:23Speaker 6: It's very nice. It's endearing.
- 47:25Speaker 3: Moogie. You're off to go home, go home, your stuff
- 47:31Speaker 3: to the Gunwales with food. Your wife's probably prepared a
- 47:34Speaker 3: massive here and you're going to have to fake your
- 47:37Speaker 3: way through it.
- 47:37Speaker 5: I am, and I'm outside of that. I've just got
- 47:40Speaker 5: a docco that I want to finish off watching, is
- 47:42Speaker 5: it No, it's not Wednesday, damn it. And then I've
- 47:46Speaker 5: got some other shows that I want to watch. I
- 47:48Speaker 5: think it's been quite good. I've got my evenings back. Yeah, nice,
- 47:52Speaker 5: very evenings for a very very long time. And now
- 47:54Speaker 5: I get to sort of chill out a bit, which
- 47:56Speaker 5: is bloody nice. But if anyone's got any movie recommendations
- 47:59Speaker 5: anything like that.
- 48:00Speaker 6: Let me know. New season.
- 48:03Speaker 8: I love Islands Out, talk.
- 48:06Speaker 6: About it earlier about it out?
- 48:09Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you up to? Pugs?
- 48:10Speaker 6: What are you reckon?
- 48:13Speaker 3: Are you eating those vegetarian sausages with lumpy, old foul mash?
- 48:18Speaker 6: Okay, well my partner's making the mess.
- 48:21Speaker 3: She's yeah, he's saying you were saying that.
- 48:25Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so good.
- 48:28Speaker 4: So yeah, I'll enjoy that meal and then I'll watch
- 48:32Speaker 4: some Love Island, maybe play some Monopoly deal.
- 48:37Speaker 6: Good stuff, man, Thanks, what about you?
- 48:39Speaker 3: I'm going to go home and eat my veget vegetarian meal.
- 48:43Speaker 5: I feel like I need some veggies, man, I need
- 48:45Speaker 5: to have a good round of veggies. Yes, I hope
- 48:47Speaker 5: that's going to be on the cards tonight. Actually got
- 48:50Speaker 5: to get back into maybe some green smoothies or something,
- 48:53Speaker 5: just to get them in me.
- 48:54Speaker 3: Yeah, no, good call.
- 48:55Speaker 6: Then I've got to get back to the gym as well.
- 48:56Speaker 6: I'm a disgrace. I'm an absolute disgrace. You're looking pretty,
- 48:59Speaker 6: do you know what? Hell me Jameson's there is not drinking.
- 49:03Speaker 6: Yes means I'm not blowing out. Yeah yeah, like.
- 49:06Speaker 3: Hey, now listen. Go to check out the Instagram, check
- 49:10Speaker 3: out the podcast. Till tomorrow, I see you later. Bye
- 49:12Speaker 3: bye By