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OFF THE RECORD: The dark side of audiobooks · Flava Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: The Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Staci, Zarah and
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  Speaker 1: Charlie's Off the Record, your record.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Off the Record with Stac's, Zarah and Charlie.
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  Speaker 2: We bring things here they didn't and shouldn't go on air.
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  Speaker 2: So I want to talk to you guys about audio
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  Speaker 2: books because you know, I read through audio books, which,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, accounts I've done full book series time
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  Speaker 2: and time and time again. I get it. My eyes
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  Speaker 2: aren't darting across a page or a kindle, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: still I'm up to date with stray as. Ok, guys.
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  Speaker 2: So my flatmate she sens, okay, well people that read,
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  Speaker 2: they don't count in it. And I'm like whatever. But
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  Speaker 2: you know, my flatmate, my new flip mat, she reads
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  Speaker 2: and she loves reading. And we were talking about a
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  Speaker 2: book series that we've both read, me through audiobook, and
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  Speaker 2: I said to her, yeah, audiobooks are pretty crazy. They're
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  Speaker 2: pretty crazy because you know, they will say every word
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  Speaker 2: in the book, well sort a book is this It's
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  Speaker 2: just it's just a fantasy book, like it is a
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  Speaker 2: fantasy theory wine because I heard about this, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's fantasy theory. And they get actually pretty pretty down
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  Speaker 2: with it. Like it's like someone described to me as
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  Speaker 2: very porn. Let me tell you, no, let me tell
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  Speaker 2: you. You got me a theory porn here it talk to me.
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  Speaker 2: The thing is what you don't realize book girlies girl there,
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  Speaker 2: but they're freaky girls. So no this, trust me. There
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  Speaker 2: is a series I read about hockey players that was
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  Speaker 2: that was crazy each but all fiction, which means it's
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  Speaker 2: make believe. But it doesn't really matter this this book
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  Speaker 2: actually doesn't really have a lot of you know, nor
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  Speaker 2: as says, but I think every good book needs naughty scenes.
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  Speaker 2: But let me tell you, when you are listening listening
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  Speaker 2: to a naughty scene, it's a whole different experience. So
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  Speaker 2: I told her listen to this, which is a part
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  Speaker 2: of the book which she would have read. But obviously
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  Speaker 2: you hearing it, it feels very real.
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  Speaker 3: To my very bones. Maybe I'll haul you between the
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  Speaker 3: stacks and see how quiet you can be. Hmmm. Just
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  Speaker 3: slipped through the pages, not seeing any of the text.
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  Speaker 3: His hand began a lethal taunting exploration up my thigh,
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  Speaker 3: his fingers grazing along the sensitive inside hi higher. He
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  Speaker 3: leaned in to drag a book toward himself, but whispered
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  Speaker 3: in my ear, or maybe I'll spread you out on
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  Speaker 3: this desk and lick you until you scream.
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  Speaker 2: But this is what This is the third book in
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  Speaker 2: the series. I've listened to the other two. So it's
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  Speaker 2: weird because you get so used to listening to audiobooks.
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  Speaker 2: Here I'm out here making my dinner in front of
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  Speaker 2: my friend makes just like and I'm gonna spread you
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  Speaker 2: on the table and I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: lick you. Don't playing, And that is what I'm listening
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  Speaker 2: to when I'm driving, when I'm cooking, when I'm cleaning,
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  Speaker 2: And it does feel very wrong, but there is, you know,
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  Speaker 2: a sort of weird thrill and the fact that you're like,
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  Speaker 2: this is so wrong wrong.
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  Speaker 3: And also I'm imagining that lady and she's in that
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  Speaker 3: audio recording.
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  Speaker 2: You do become in you do become a part of
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  Speaker 2: the book as well with your reading all listenings. So
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  Speaker 2: it is what you don't realize. A lot of people
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  Speaker 2: don't realize. There's a lot of people that read books.
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  Speaker 2: Most book series, especially fiction, they will have you know,
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  Speaker 2: Saucy Bets sixteenes telling you starting to get into reading
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  Speaker 2: all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 4: Do they still have audiobooks of fifty sheets?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there is this is what I mean, Like
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  Speaker 2: I am downloading that. Like I said, the hockey one
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  Speaker 2: I listened to that was just I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: you're doing about with hockey, but I just know that
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  Speaker 2: you remember something park cooling park because you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Like, so you know, maybe porn for some that's done now,
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  Speaker 4: like you know, so this might be the new thing,
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  Speaker 4: you know, like listening to somebody talk to you about.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you say it's all done?
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  Speaker 1: They passed?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they passed their face like you know what, there's boring.
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  Speaker 4: I want somebody to talk to me in my ear?
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  Speaker 2: Well people do people do? Oh wow? People do you know,
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  Speaker 2: do make jokes online that they've got, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: the real life boyfriend and then their boyfriend that there
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  Speaker 2: they've got in the book like they you know, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine how many people get off on their day? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: za being one, so now you know cooking.
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