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S1 Ep 11: Stan's Return · On The Lanai

• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, what's up? Should I say? Should I say?
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Man? Uh? Because our guest today is from
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  Speaker 1: BFY d W And that is how he introduces every
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: comeback from a clip. Hey man, how's it going?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Hey man?
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  Speaker 2: Ay man. It's just a thing I picked up from
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  Speaker 2: Kevin Smith. He starts almost everything he says with hey man.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: You know so I just kind.
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  Speaker 5: Of I like it. Yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 1: I like when this is not meant to be a
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: humble brag. But I feel like even when I met him,
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: he was like, hey man, and I was yeah, ties.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I worry that by going with hey man,
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  Speaker 2: like I'm.
• 1:05
  Speaker 5: Leaving gendering you, it's just an exclamation.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It should be more like, hey, dude, what's going on?
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: Because because dude is non binary?
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, I say dudes all the time.
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  Speaker 5: I like going hay girl.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: Ruffled.
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  Speaker 2: Another good one is legend, Hey, legend, legend?
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  Speaker 4: What is up?
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  Speaker 2: My guys also non binary? And people love that. People
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: love being called the legend, So why not?
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  Speaker 1: Although please don't anyone ever be like okay, boss, because
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: I hate when people say that. Yeah me too, boss,
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: You I barely want to talk to you. Stop it.
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  Speaker 3: When I ever i hear a man use that, especially
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  Speaker 3: in a business setting, I always want to go, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you've got a little something on your nose
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  Speaker 3: there right slow brown.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, this is on the Lani. Sorry,
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: it's been a minute. We had a little innerption for
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: the holidays. We're Yeah, I don't even have my calendar up.
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking about that we were getting set up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know where I put my twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: five calendar. That was a gift. It's somewhere. Oh no, really,
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  Speaker 1: it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't even bought mine yet.
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  Speaker 6: Oh mine's all color coded already.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: My dad got one for me, like a wall calendar
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  Speaker 1: for me that it says things like here we fucking
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  Speaker 1: go again, and like why aren't you a little fucking race,
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  Speaker 1: Like it's just like shitty things with a lot of
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  Speaker 1: the word fucking it. And I was like, my dad
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  Speaker 1: gets me. Ultimately, my dad.
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  Speaker 6: Gets so should we introduce our guest, considering we said
• 2:51
  Speaker 6: he's a man from bfy tw But oh yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, what more do you need?
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  Speaker 5: It's oggy.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Steevie, Welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 2: Hey guys, that's going.
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  Speaker 5: Just kidding. It's Aaron Randall.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, acclaimed actor of fame. Yes, right, and someday in
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: the near future.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very excited. Yes, just revealed the cover for my
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  Speaker 2: next book and it was very excited. Oh she's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: I just got the I just got the mock up
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  Speaker 2: for the I got the mock up for the back
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  Speaker 2: cover too, which is but I can't put that up.
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  Speaker 5: Is it you posing like chin on fist?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I wonder if I where authors where author photo.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's not it's not on there yet. The artist
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: is still doing everything, you know, kind of piecemeal.
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: But can we make you look like uncle Rico?
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe we could do a lady version of a glamour shot.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get you like that big like banged Wig, the
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: big banged.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure there is a TikTok filter for that.
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  Speaker 1: And like a jacket with sparkles, and you should be leaning.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you'd look good at Maybe there should be a.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe there should be a pillar or you know,
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  Speaker 1: something for you to lean on. I seem to think
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  Speaker 1: there was like, yeah, my my friend and I did
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  Speaker 1: glamour shots and when we were like twenty. She won
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: them at like a high school thing and they were
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  Speaker 1: going to expire. So we went and first of all,
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  Speaker 1: the guy was fucking smarmy and and was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's like lose your top on your shoulders. But like like,
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  Speaker 1: oh sorry, and the photos are awful, and I.
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  Speaker 5: The pants, they're just finding different.
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  Speaker 1: You still have the planners?
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  Speaker 5: Correct, Yeah, we need to share things.
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  Speaker 1: My mom. I'm going to my parents' house today and
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  Speaker 1: she has one of them on display and it's and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like holding a.
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  Speaker 2: Do you turn to him and go, let's lose the photographer.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like holding this column like it's the only boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: I'll ever have. It's it's it's a sad picture. And
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the only one we still have. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I have any of the other ones.
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  Speaker 6: Is it just glitter or do you have the sequence
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  Speaker 6: in there too?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: My hair is insane. But first of all, the lady
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  Speaker 1: who did my hair was this was traumatic experience, so
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  Speaker 1: I remember all of it. The lady who did my
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  Speaker 1: hair was about one thousand and so initially I had
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  Speaker 1: that sort of weird sixties half up, sort of a
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  Speaker 1: big poofy helmet and then like strands in the front
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  Speaker 1: that went down on either side that were slightly curled,
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  Speaker 1: but like, oh yes, we super curly.
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  Speaker 3: Just has anybody else done climber shots?
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  Speaker 6: I have pictures of my stepmom did them when I
• 6:00
  Speaker 6: was younger.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like to brag, but yeah, did you really?
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  Speaker 2: Uh well, yeah, I went to theater school and like
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  Speaker 2: one of the things we had to do was get
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  Speaker 2: headshots taken. I know, I know what you mean, I
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  Speaker 2: know what you mean, but let's just say that session
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  Speaker 2: was real uncomfortable, oh my, and it did turn out
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: into like one of my favorite things ever because somebody
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: took it and took like the best picture of the
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: bunch and turned it into sort of like a Renaissance painting.
• 6:31
  Speaker 4: Oh cool.
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  Speaker 2: Is still one of my favorite things. I wish, I
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  Speaker 2: wish I had like a full like framed one, but
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  Speaker 2: I just have a digital picture of it. But someday
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: I'll get it framed and hang it up because it
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: looks like me. But damn good, you can.
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  Speaker 6: Get it printed on canvas.
• 6:47
  Speaker 4: You can?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe maybe.
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  Speaker 5: Good looking?
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  Speaker 3: I think, Aaron, you definitely need to check with your parents.
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  Speaker 3: I also did glamour shots with my.
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  Speaker 5: Mother catching out.
• 7:01
  Speaker 3: We give we give them to Kristen and let's put
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: that on.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: The socials for this episode. I'm fine, I'm fine sharing
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: that Denham for days. Oh, I'm not.
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm excited to have full on Britney spears justin Timberlake,
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  Speaker 3: head to toe denom.
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  Speaker 5: A Canadian tuxedo if you will.
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere there's a picture of me from junior high with
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  Speaker 1: two people. I don't even remember that I knew that.
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know who they are in the picture, but.
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  Speaker 5: I guess we were friends or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, No, the older I get and I look
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  Speaker 1: at like any of the K eight school shit, I'm like.
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  Speaker 5: Are these people who are anyway?
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  Speaker 1: I moved a lot, so I had a lot of
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  Speaker 1: friends growing up, and so I don't know who some
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  Speaker 1: of these people were. And it was probably either six
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  Speaker 1: or seventh grade. And it's me and a boy and
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: a girl and we're in all denhim one's in a
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  Speaker 1: denim jacket. I think the boy's in a denim shirt.
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  Speaker 1: But the whole picture is just like three white people
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  Speaker 1: in different shades of blue denim. And I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's somewhere digitally and my mess of pictures. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know these people, but it was like, do
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  Speaker 1: you remember they'd come to school for pictures, but then
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  Speaker 1: they do like the extra like friend shots where you
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  Speaker 1: could pay the extra little feet. This was that. So
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  Speaker 1: it's just like this fucking sad backdrop and then three
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  Speaker 1: people in denim, like, what's up? Weird picture? We look
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  Speaker 1: like it. I shouldn't even there's not that much expression.
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  Speaker 1: We look like a marengthic is what we look like.
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  Speaker 1: We're just all like denim is life, just like stoic faces.
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  Speaker 1: I'll find that one too if I can, so that
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  Speaker 1: you can share that.
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  Speaker 2: I do want to.
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  Speaker 1: We need to.
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  Speaker 3: We need to next time we're all in the same city,
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  Speaker 3: we need to go have a J. C. Pennies photo
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  Speaker 3: shoot recreate.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: All can we all fit to lean on that like
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  Speaker 1: one weird arm table they had all the yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: may be like stack ourselves like chairs and an auditorium
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  Speaker 1: and all.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, we'll just do the thing where it's just our heads.
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  Speaker 3: Matching sweaters, denim sequence all the denim. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to give a quick shout out to
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: uh Jeff Schuster h from one of my other shows,
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: I do, which is suggested articles, because we, as you know,
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  Speaker 1: interviewed Lola Faust, the author of Tricera Tops and Bottoms,
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: the dinosaur erotica book that haunts my nightmares because the
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  Speaker 1: character's name is Aaron. So for Christmas this year, Jeff
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  Speaker 1: Schuster got Jeff one Haff and I pillows. So the
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: girl is down here swooning at the bottom. Unfortunately most
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: of Lola's name got cut off. But on my couch
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: now is this very scared Trisarah top So I just
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: want to say thank you to and he just she's
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: just she's like, oh, I love dinosaur feet. It's just
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: the best cover artist. She's like, don't And just so
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: we're clear, I don't want to spoil it. If you
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: haven't read the book yet, you should. But I think
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  Speaker 1: the bottoms is because like there's a lot of laby
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: the dinosaurs in these books, because.
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  Speaker 6: Oh there's other types.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Tri Sarah Trice aahs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tops and Bottoms. The author's Lola Faust, and we
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: do she did release some more books.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: I consider myself more of a Trice Sarah switch. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Tri Sarah side.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you want to read a book where you
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: can't help but week, imagine that I'm having sex with dinosaurs.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: Please and enjoy the book.
• 11:06
  Speaker 5: Seratrix are for kids?
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Do they only have sex with people in this book?
• 11:17
  Speaker 5: Do they have sex with dinosaurs?
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: Have sex with each other? Because I'm trying to think of,
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: you know, anatomically, how that would be possible for species.
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: There's getting down.
• 11:30
  Speaker 6: A lot of rubbing.
• 11:33
  Speaker 5: Is there like some kind of actor.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: And and and what you would like? It's like going
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: to France you have like the little outlet bugs. No,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: and contrary to everything that your body and your brain
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: and your knowledge of dinosaurs is telling you, there's nothing
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: involving the horns that happens with the Tricia ups.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I wasn't even thinking that.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't going there.
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  Speaker 1: I am okay, Jeff from suggested articles, Oh, Aaron just twitched.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: I can see him twitch from his anger of the
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: lack of an f He uh, how is it is good?
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: No, So we felt it was a wasted opportunity, and
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: we straight up told the author when she was on
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: suggested articles, We said, hey, what the fuck, why didn't
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: you deal with the elephant in the room, which was
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: the horns?
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: Tune in to find read the book.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Read it or don't, because you should also be reading
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Thane and that's a much better read.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: And listening to Thane. Because the thing is available, that's
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: all different media types. You can listen to it. You
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: can hold a physical copy of the book, or you
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: can get a digital copy for your kindle.
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: And the audio book is a full cast produc's.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Basically like six hour radio play.
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: It's very cool. Can I buy a cameo Aron Aaron either?
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, but I hadn't thought of that, but
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: I mean I could.
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  Speaker 5: I remember you read it on social media.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: For leading up to the book's release. I read like
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: pieces of like the first few chapters too.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: He does narrate it.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Too, with the appetite, so to speak. But TikTok has
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: a fun thing where I can change my voice to
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: you know, all different kinds, so I could actually like
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: play the characters, but do it all myself from the
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: comfort of my love seat or what have you. So
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: it was it was. It was fun to do, but
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'd ever do the audiobook that way.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: This sounds hard, it feels weird, but for social media
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  Speaker 2: it works.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: I just thought of a new tier. If you need
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: to do like a GoFundMe or anything in the future
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: that you could have a new tier where it's Aaron's
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Bedtime Stories and you do a group conference call at
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: bedtime and read a chapter to everyone.
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: Alright, I'm all tucked in book, Daddy, go ahead, Hey.
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  Speaker 2: I just peace out of the medium.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sam Ewing from Outlander did a bedtime story on
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: the call map. I did Gerarjoh I don't remember his
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: last name, but he was in Game of Thrones. Also
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: did an episode. Killian Murphy did an episode A.
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  Speaker 6: Lot of people have. It's fantastic.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: It is quite delight Some girl keeps sending me free
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: trials of the call map, and I'm like, get the
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: fuck out of here and on time for this ship.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a lifetime subscription.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: I got that too.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I have more podcasts and like him. Yeah, yeah, she
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: talks you drink my twenty anh.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: It's like, really, like, how can we get her to
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: chill out? I know drugs.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: We need to ask, mister Aaron. When did you first
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: see The Golden Girls.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, oh, good question. I must have been a kid,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: very very young when I first saw it. All I
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: knew was that I absolutely loved it. I thought it
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: was like the greatest thing ever since sliced bread. As
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: a kid, I would watch it when whenever it came on,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: just because I knew Sophia was my absolute favorite, just
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: because I mean, like the Zingers were just so on point,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: and also just the way it made Dorothy react. Mom
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  Speaker 2: always got me, always got me rolling.
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  Speaker 5: You were very smart, little I do.
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  Speaker 2: I think I thought so.
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  Speaker 1: Shows like Golden Girls is what shaped my story telling
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  Speaker 1: ability because it's a show that my parents never missed,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: and I watched it, and then as soon as it
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: was syndicated, I just started soaking it up all the time.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: It's one of my I don't know what to watch,
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  Speaker 1: I'll put this. It's like Golden Girls are through crime
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  Speaker 1: and you're a very clever person. Were you a snarky
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: child like I was? Or were you polite?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: I was very polite in terms of like my behavior
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: as far more of a rose than I was at
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  Speaker 2: Dorothy Orisiphia. I would I would say weird things because
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I would think that would make people laugh, and more
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: often than not it did. I don't know. I could
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: never quite even even in my teens when I started
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: doing theater and I wanted those roles with the heavy
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: sarcastic guy you know who had all the best lines.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I would like you try and get those, but it
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: never quite worked. You know. I'm I guess I'm too
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  Speaker 2: gentle for that sort of thing to have that sort
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: of razor sharp wit.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I seem to be able to push you over the
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: edge of times, So maybe I'll just talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if I get to a point, I'm just
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: gonna lash up. But I mean that s as an
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: adult now, and that's usually with consequences that I that
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I then have to deal with.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: We live, yes, far away, pretty much as humanly possible
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: from each other, United States, and yet you have a
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: slap tally with Yeah? Oh he currently what you have
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: six done the slap tally from Vegas every time he said.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: He gets to slap you, No, you get to slap
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: him yet.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way it works.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he leaned into it.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Are you taking any of these slaps or no?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Not yet?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: I waited all all all Vegas trip, you waiting for
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: it for even the first one to land.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: He leaned into it in like such a like, yeah,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I'll take your slap sexy way that I was like, oh,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like I can hear it.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I know, so it was the perfect defense.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, now you're like, no, no, I can't slap you.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Now it's weird.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Anyway, all right, Aaron, do you have a yes?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Sorry no, I was just going to ask our guest
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Aaron if he had a favorite.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Episode I really dug And I don't know if it
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: happened just once or if it happened more than once,
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: but there is an episode where Blanche is messing around
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: with somebody at a resort and the guy winds up
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: dead and Dorothy winds up solving the mystery.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know which one that one is, or if
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: it happens more than once that Dorothy does that, But
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I mean that episode is definitely stuck in my mind,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: especially because in addition to being a fan of, you know,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: the Golden Girls, I was also a huge fan of
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: like murder mysteries. So you know, I just really, I
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: really dug dug that episode. I don't know which one
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: Or I don't know what season that is.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I think it gets for their ahead. I think it's
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: definitely not season one, but yeah, they're at a murder
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: mystery like party weekend.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Oh that one.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, a guy that blanches screwed around actually dies and
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: good one. Yeah, it is a great episode. It's part
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: of what made me.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Maybe we'll have you come back on.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll flag it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I that good idea.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: We have business with Jody. We need to know what
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: today's sock is.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, well, you see what happened was I got
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: a new microphone and it has its own.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Little we all goddamn it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I know, but so I thought what I would do
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: is test it out to see, like if it sounds
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: better than the other microphone and if not, like I
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: could just switch back and forth.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Are you wearing death of a bit?
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I am wearing socks?
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: What socks are you wearing?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Black ankle haynes damnit. But you know what I
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: do have on my desk right now. Amazing Golden Girls
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: knee high socks. Oh I'm sorry, the amazing Blanche knee
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: high socks. They and Kristen got me for my birthday.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah they are They're very long.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Jesus all right.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't want to open them and wear them,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: but there's a part of me that's like I could
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: kind of do some like cool art things, shadow box artwork,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: thing with it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Well, Gina, do you want to tell us about our first,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: our only episode, episode eleven? Because this is our same
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: only show we're ever doing. I don't know how to
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: talk people, all right?
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Episode eleven is called Stan's Return. The original air date
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: is November thirtieth, nineteen eighty five, directed by Jim Drake,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: written by Susan Harris, Kathy Spear, and Terry Grossman. I'm
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: sure you can guess what this episode is about.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Stan is For those of us who are not super
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: familiar with the show or have only watched it here
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: and there, Stan is Dorothy's ex husband.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Is that correct?
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, great awesome.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Stanley Spoornac played by Herb Edelman.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: He was in twenty five episodes of The Golden Girls
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: and one episode of Golden Palace. We see him a lot.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: And we've only seen him once up to this point. Right,
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: this should be his second episode was the wedding?
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's sounds true.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: For the daughter, yep. Well, and he guesses what it's about.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Dan comes back. I think do something to bother Dorothy.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I think is returning dishes. Just kidding. I watched it
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I think he's he's returning because he needs money, so
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: he's gonna try to schmooze Dorothy and get a couple.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: K out of her.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, you have a guess, Eric.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I think Dorothy is a certified accountant and Stan needs
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: his taxes.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: But you know that's not right.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: It isn't Oh, she was a teacher man and.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Spoiler alert, they're both retire We need to pick a villain,
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: m Stan.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, come on, if that's what you want, I'm gonna.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: Say, Sophia, Yeah, let's do somebody off, somebody different.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Make it harder for your Aaron has to make this
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: person in the villain. Yeah, why not? I don't remember
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: her role in this episode.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: We always make it too easy for.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: All Right, Hi, it's me Stan. I always loved his
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: lame catchphrase.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: He's what's his lame catch frase?
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: So the audience would remember who it is.
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: We will be right back back back book.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Free bock bock book Oh bick, really you would do.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: That for me?
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: For me?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back right after this.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: What was that from Wicked?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Oh? Hey, guys, welcome back.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: We're back.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: We came back. Just for you dancing. She's very spirited
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: right now. I love it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm dancing, just well, I'm dancing
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: to the music in my head. It's amazing.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Checks it out, Yeah, it checks out.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: No follow up questions needed, all.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Right, sweet? Wait, So I've a little bit of trivia
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: just before we jump into the quiz in the general
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: chat of the episode. First of all, Gina, the movie
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: that Lucille, Ball and b Arthur are in together is Mame.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: And for you that haven't ever seen Mame, it's a
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: goddamn delight and you should watch it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because she references Lucile in this episode, I was like,
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: I just saw on TikTok a clip of them together.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Mame, m Am, Mame.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it's it's It's a fun watch. And then
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: so the rose paride Joe. The first time I watched
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: this episode before I did the quiz and had to
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: watch it like sixteen more times to get quotes and
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: things right. I thought it was interesting that a Florida,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: a show that's supposedly based in Florida, made reference to
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: such a California staple. But I know there are rose
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: parades in other towns. They're just not as big as
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the California the Pasadena Tournament of Roses. Twenty years no anyway,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: odd from like from like the nineteen sixties, sometime in
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: the nineteen sixties to the nineteen late nineteen seventies, arly
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighties. It was a twenty years she was there.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: The only reason she couldn't continue was that Tournament of
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Roses was hosted at the time on a channel that
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: was not the channel that she was on for Mary
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Tyler or more.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Right, so it would have conflicted.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: So it was conflicting network. So they basically fired Betty.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: But she did host the Portland tournament. Well it's not
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: a tournament up here, just the Portland Rose Parade. We
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: have our own Rose Parade and it's not as big,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: but it's pretty cool. And she came up to Portland
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: and did the one up here a few times too,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: So I think she had like six or seven times
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: in the seventies.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Wow, so she has quite.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Well had rip, but she she had quite a relationship
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: with rose parades in general. The man also, how steel
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: would that cake have been that's on the table in
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: that episode, because there's nothing on it. There's no tinfoil,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: there's no saran.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Rat like you.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: They opened the fridge and the cake's just on a plate,
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: and you're like, right, how stale?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: And I can't ask my grandparents, but like, were they
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: just eating a lot of dry cake? Like in the
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: sixty seventies.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: They didn't have covers, But we didn't see them take
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: it out of the fridge, so maybe they removed the cover.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I can't say for the Golden Girls, but I'm I'm
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: a fat guy. I'll take cake in any form. It
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter. I'm gonna eat it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: You don't care if it's all stale.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I don't care if it's a little stale, little.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Still technically cake, yes, yeah.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: If I if I too thought it, I'm gonna stop.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: For a moment.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Bodily harms the limit. Bodily harms the like hard limit
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: on the cakes.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Eat the cake and put that on the back of
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: your next book. It's good.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Just for the record, I didn't say that first this time.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get gas lit several days. Yeah,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I'll fuck right off. I didn't say it this time.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Oh god, right, So you guys, you want to play
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: a game, You're ready to jump in, sure.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: To play a game?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Question one to ring in you.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Just yeah, okay, continue?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Question one, who does Sophia say? Takes her mom and.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Jody Yes, Jody brookshields.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I forgot to put my points here on the bottom, so.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Remember to let her finish the damn question. Sorry, you know,
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: I'm no I think you did.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying I just know that you did. Cutthroat
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: between Kristen and I were always at the same time,
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: so I'm like, say it.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Okay. So this next one is a finish the line. Okay,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: read first, the last time he had you signed something blank?
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Wait could you say that again?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Read it first, the last time he had you sign something?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Remember, uh eron?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Oh right, yeah, good work, Eric, good job.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I'm on the board.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Yay.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: This next one, let me get the whole question out
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: and then jump in because I feel like you all
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: might know this one. This is another finish the line,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: A younger man. Where did she meet him?
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah? It was clever.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was thinking very farm cam snoopy up.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: That was a great It was a good one.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: It was very very funny.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved it so much. Next question,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: who did mister Mason, who owned the corner drug store say? Rose?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I thought.
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: Question, I'm sorry, go ahead, Barbara, yes, listening very intently.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: A lot of times it's like this, who did.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: No, I'll stop, I'm.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Just teasing you.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: You're fine, okay. Question five? What do Rose and Blanche
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: do when Stan enters the kitchen Dorothy's pink robe?
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Jody, Yes, spit out their coffee.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, they do a spit take with their orange juice.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: But yes, yes, but they spit out the bed they.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Were dreaming this. I must have looked away at Yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a spit take. Jody, you're smoking? Well,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I mean she's not smoking, and gentlemen, I know you
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: can't see her, but this is like smoking smoke show
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: compared to Yeah, that's why she's my waist up lesbian girlfriend.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: All right, moving along? Why nope, we might have just
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: broke up. I don't want her that noise ever again.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Oh man?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: All right? Why? Question six? Why does Dorothy agree with
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: those that she was shocked? Let me rephrase this question.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: That's that's that's when when Rose tells Dorothy she's shocked
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: that Dorothy has slept with Stan. Why does Dorothy tell
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Rose she was oh so.
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: Shocked, Kristen, she was shocked because Christy didn't teach him
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: a thing.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: As someone who dated I I had sort of a
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: stand fixture in my life that I was with twice
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: relationship wise, it was shocking when he came back and
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: he had learned things. It was weird, It felt weird.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I really liked this joke for that reason. Anyway,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: else doesn't Rose understand.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: How hers hot?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: And that was so hilarious.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: This episode seemed to have had a lot of like
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: one liner jabs that were.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Stand fantastic.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: They were good, They're good. Okay.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Eight.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Why does Sophia bring her vacation club over to the.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: House, Gina? She wants to show them Stam, I think
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: show them an ex husband.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: It's close. Yeah, I'm gonna give you the point. But
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: the specific reason is that she says they didn't believe
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: that Dorothy had slept with her ex husband or after
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: seeing him.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Why a cute.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Little old lady club.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Yep, there was like there was like twelve ladies in
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: that little There's a lot of them, I mean there.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Was several Yeah, yeah, yeah, which we will deal with
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: when we get to Sophia as the villain. But anyway,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: who was Eddie Parker?
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Jodi mm hmm. Eddie Parker.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Was the man that Rose.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Had to turn away or break up with, so to speak,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: when Charlie went to war, right, but.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: When you look at her, it was his title.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Oh oh he he was the US Club aqua midget.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Ye, I don't personally condone that word.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: No, but that that people don't like it, little person
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Don't midget was okay in the eighties. It was later
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: that little people decided that that was derogatory.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: I just got the right to vote one hundred years ago.
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: So yeah, yeah, all right, final question for all the money,
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: but just kidding, none can win except Jodie at this point.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Finish it's another finish the line. Here's two terrific.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Sex Gina and the dumb blonde that won't be getting
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: any yep.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect episode.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: This victory.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: All right, sweet well, Jody, you have won this episode.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Hey today, I'm.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Sorry I constantly interrupted each question and didn't know It's okay.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: You did it like once, you know, you know how
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: you as a game semester, you know how you can
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: avoid that.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It's my fault.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: saying here's an idea of something you could do to
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: get people to stop doing that is to write a
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: few trap questions. Write a question that seems to be
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: one way, but at the very end twists, and.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: Do that on pressure.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Lucky book, Daddy. I love you, you know I might.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I might restend a slap. I I would like to
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: add a slap for that one.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: But we went down to five.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Learn to wait.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: I'm impatient.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Oh man, mh, I like it all right? Yeah, anyone
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: they have anything else they want to talk about?
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the name Chrissy because that's what my family calls me.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: And that was uncomfortable.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Oh like dinosaur erotica uncomfortable.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Do you have anyone in your life you called big stand?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: No?
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Or what about stick man or sick man? Yes, we
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: should start calling John Hanks stick man man.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: It's just such a gross, weird thing.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Quick recap. Stan the ex husband drops by because he
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: needs Dorothy's signature to sell a piece of property they
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: own together, and he let's rekindle the room because Chrissy left.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: My ass and him and Christy have a solar heated waterbed.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: I mean, I've never heard of a solar heat waterbed.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: You literally cannot get more eighties than that, honestly, I mean,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I'm all for that. It could have been more eighties
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: if she said the one next to the pac Man machine.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: My So, my dad and my stepmom have, like that's
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: all they sleep on our waterbeds.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: And still huh so I didn't even know they still
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: make them.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Every time I go to Texas, I sleep on a
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: waterbed and is it solar heated? No, it is not.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: It's like strically heated, but it is.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Well that's just a isn't it in case electricity gets
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: in the water.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: It's also very difficult to get out of, like when
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: you're in a laying position, you kind of have to
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: like like roll.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: Off because it's it's kind of like a half deflated
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: like blow up mass lift you.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Not great, I mean it's pretty comfy.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I can get a solar head or electrically heated. Actually,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: this one's just electrically hated water bed. On Amazon, the
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: portion for like five hundred bucks.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: But how much is the insurance for a water bed
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: for water damage if oh good question.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: No fuck that absolutely not a lot.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, especially in California.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, hashtag no thanks.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: What do you just like hook up a hose to it? Yeah,
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: and fill it up?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it gets sealed and then you know
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: that no one takes like scissors on the bed, okay.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Or sleep with your ear rings in, or there's so
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: many things that could pop it rough sex. Yeah, I
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: don't be nervous.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, had had that a had that author included
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: the horns, horns.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: The sheer weight of my reuben at body and the
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: sharpness of Abby's little talents would wrack a clause. We're
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: not a candidate for Yeah, all right, so let's get
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: to the villain thing real quick. I feel like this
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: is an uphill battle, but I think in my head
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: it's an easy win because Sophia is such a bitch
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: that she gets told that three women who were paying
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: for a vacation for themselves aren't inviting her for free
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: trip because, by the way, Sophia never has money. Now,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: please remember we sid my episode where she had borrowed
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars to go to the sand. Gennaro Ganado
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: or whatever fast Gennaro Fester bad Italian. So this bitch
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: is poor, she's on a fixed old lady income. But
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: she's pouting because she's not invited on the trip with
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: the girls. So she's pissed she's not getting a free trip.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: So then she runs out and joins vacation club full
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: of old judging women.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: They kind of gloss over that she's in a vacation club.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Now, yeah, but she brings those women to the house
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: to publicly mock her daughter and vote on whether or
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: not she'd be with someone. It's pretty pushy and judgy.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: Something a parent would do. Like a parent, at least
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: in my family, if I wanted to get back with
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: one of my exes, I would be mocked relentless. So
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: I feel like it's relatable.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, my parents bought me a Fender guitar at
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: one point if I was willing to just simply not
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: go out with Esteban again. So I get it. But
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: the public mockery, I mean, it felt a little bit
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: like being put in the stock.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: If Dorothy was your daughter and she was about to
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: get back together with stand, would you not recruit an
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: army of old women?
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: You do anything in your power too.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Literally, the first thing on my list is like, I
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: need an army of old women. I need a jar
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: of pickles.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: I am on the table next.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: To prison cups, cold coffee.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Prison cups.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Well, because they're so boring.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: There is like a an embossed pattern to them up close,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: but at a distance they're like the ship you get at,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: like a sad diner in the Midwest. They're not pretty cups.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: They're not anyway. Fine. Well, that's why I think Sophie
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: is the villain though, because she she definitely held like
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a almost like her own little trial for a stand,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: just because they didn't take her on a trip, because
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: those women wouldn't have been in the house if she
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: hadn't had to spitefully go join a vacation club.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: I don't remember, But does the vacation club come back?
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Or was that it? That's it?
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, then I don't think we ever see an abandon.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: And none of them talk because they I think were
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: essentially extras and so they didn't really give them any lines.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: You don't think they were moms of the cast and crew.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Could be I need you to show up on Thursday
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: with your handbag.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: True, that one of the new SNL people has already
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: had both her mother and father on SNL.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Oh wow.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Her dad was in a sketch with like a line
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: with the weird guys that sit in the tech room,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: and her mom was there for the Mother's Day episode
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: where they bring the moms out and introduce them. So
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: maybe they were the moms of the the at some point.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Not that I don't love our current guests, and we're
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: going to let you tell people where they can find
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you in a second and wrap this up so we
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: can head on. I do want to try to get
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: one of my friends on. I have a friend that
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: was a PA on The Golden Girls in the final season.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Shut your mouth.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I do want to get him on. He's my birthday twin,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: but was born way before me. But Stephen Tyler, not
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: of Aerosmith's name, the other Steve.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: The other, but the more famous.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I have to reach out to him still and figure
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: out some days, but I want to get him on.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I think he got a gun.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: And he's got a Sophie.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Well I thought you said that first in Gotta Soie.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: And I gotta Beta.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Someone wrap this up for me.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Speech.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: No, let's go to our guest. First, Aaron, Where find you?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Ah? Yes, hey, you can find me right here, right now,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I am. I guess you can follow me on social
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Media's at pancils eron that's everywhere butt x because I refuse.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I'm on Blue Guy now, I'm on I'm on Blue Sky,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I'm on Red, I'm on Instagram and Facebook. I think
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: it's the Big Four and the and the tickety Talks,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: and I do go on TikTok, but I don't post anything.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: I just just watch.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: And where can they find your awesome book?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: They can find thing wherever find books are sold, go to.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: I mean you might be able to find in a
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: couple of places where shitty books are sold, but thrift Books,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: that's not a place where shitty books are sold. I'm
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: so sorry thrift Books.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: They're one of our regular listeners.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so sorry. Yeah, pretty much pretty much everywhere
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: online you can find them. You can also hit me
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: up directly. I have a direct link that actually gets
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: me like twice the royalties. So if you want to
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: buy them direct from me, I'm moren't happy to do that.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I'm also happy to sign one and send it to you,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: so you know that's also an option to just reach out,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: happy to do that.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Could someone send you their copy that they currently have
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: since they forgot to bring it with them to Vegas,
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: and then you could send it back.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, I don't mind at all.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: This feels like an oddly specific question.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: I was asking for a friend.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, that's normal. That's very clear.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Chris, why didn't you bring your book to Vegas?
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: My copies are signed copies, and I'm going to get
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: a second edition signed too.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, maybe I should buy the second edition.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I have to buy the second edition because if
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I don't buy the second ed and then I won't
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: have Kristen's name in print, because Kristen has a character
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: in the second edition.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Oh that's right, I should get the second edition too.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, that is correct.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Like you see her name, I know her.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kristen was very kind to back the audiobook Kickstarter
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: at one of the higher levels, so, uh, you know,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I made sure to put her in the book and
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: as a thank you, and so she will. She will
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: be in the book going forward. If there are third
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: or fourth editions, Kristen will always be in the book.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guests, and I forget for not buying the top tier.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: What did I get?
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Again?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I got something there.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: There were two levels underneath that. There were there was
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: the producer and co producer. Producer was you got a
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: video thank you that I made specifically for you. So
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: if you didn't get that, then what you got was
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: a thank you from the author in the credits. There
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: were a bunch of people who I just who didn't
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: want to be in the book or there weren't enough
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: slots available, so I made this second option available. So
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: at the end of the audiobook, I also rattle off
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: a list of people in it. I believe you're on.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: That list perfect, So in a way, you're you're in.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: You're in the audiobooks.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: YEP, which I have not finished because I really like
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: reading it myself. I'm not a huge audiobook person. I
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: love it, but I'm only like halfway through.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fair. Take your time, Take your time.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I can't even like draw and listen to an audiobook
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: because I can't focus on my art. I'm like thinking
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: about the book.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: So yeah, there's a lot to follow along with.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm your worst publicist, But guess.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: What, you're amazing. You're amazing. For zero money. You're absolutely incredible,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: So don't.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: If I was paying, you're fired.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: If we can, well, if you're paying me, I'm going
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: to work harder. If you get me the link for
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: the direct sales for your book. We put that in
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: the episode text so people can go and check you
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: out and.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Get your book.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: That would be delightful.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I just did a cover reveal for the second book.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: The second the sequel to Thane, is called Raka and
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: the Inevitability of Life, and I expect that to be
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: published as physical and ebook, hopefully in February January, if
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I can really swing it. Yeah.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's about ready to go.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's oh, you're not doing like a second or
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: if I mean a third, that's just ready.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: It's it's it's ready. It's about ready to go.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: And this is a direct sequel to the story.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: It is Yeah, it takes place after the events of Thing.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: It is fucking unreal. It is.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you guys got Yeah and Kristen were beta readers, so.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: We we have talked about which book is our favorite
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: and we can't base Okay, oh wow decide Yeah.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Now I'm excited to read the second one.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: They're just beautiful books.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: Well, by the time this episode comes out, you'll probably
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: be available.
• 49:34
  Speaker 7: Look, yeah, fucking buy it, hopefully, hopefully.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: And where can they find us?
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can find us across all socials at on
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: the ln iPod and you can email us at on
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: the iPod at gmail dot com.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: You're the best, Kristen.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: All right, Well that's gonna do it for us this week.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Have a wonderful fucking day, and don't put all your
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: food on the table.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: But Abby's taken a nap. She's not gonna be able
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: to get a cheesecake.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Abby, wake up.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: See if she happened right here?
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: I want cheesecake. She's listeners. Aaron smacked the sofa.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: And woke her up. She's real mad.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: Now probably one thing we don't have to record anymore
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: after this good thing. You pissed her off seriously.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: All right, thank friends. B