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Hour 3 - Major Nattitude · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Ding dong. It's our number three. Our number three is
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Speaker 1: piping hot and ready to go. Here in our number three,
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Speaker 1: we talk about baseball. Did the Nationals draft Oklahoma Prep
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Speaker 1: shortstop Eli Willitts with the first pick over Ethan Holiday
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Speaker 1: because of Scott Boris the agent. Also wide angle lens,
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Speaker 1: Wide angle lens. How do you evaluate the presentation of
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Speaker 1: the Major League Baseball Draft? We'll talk about that. Where
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Speaker 1: do you stand on the Dodger legend? Fernando valence Wila
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Speaker 1: possibly getting into Cooperstown someday? Giants broadcaster endorse that we'll
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Speaker 1: go there as well. It's all ready to go right now,
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Speaker 1: Sit back, relax and enjoy in your headphones.
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Speaker 2: It's our number three.
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Speaker 1: Some major naantitude when it comes to grabbing the wallet.
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Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from Atlanta, that is
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Speaker 1: the epicenter of the baseball world. As the Futures Game
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Speaker 1: was this weekend, the Baseball Draft took place on Sunday,
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Speaker 1: and that's our jumping off point here. The Major League
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Speaker 1: Baseball Draft and the All Star Home Run Derby will
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Speaker 1: be later on today and then you've got also the
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Speaker 1: All Star Game on Tuesday. But no Sunday Night Baseball,
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Speaker 1: No Sunday Night Baseball x nay on the Baseball A.
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Speaker 1: Instead it was the draft. Instead it was the draft.
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Speaker 1: So Baseball attempted to artificially create some buzz out of thin.
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Speaker 2: Air for this event. Did it work?
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Speaker 1: Eh?
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Speaker 2: Not really not but maybe for you, but not for me.
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Speaker 2: More on that in a minute.
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Speaker 4: Now.
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Speaker 1: The biggest headline from the baseball draft is that the
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Speaker 1: Washington Nationals, that is a baseball team, not a good one.
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Speaker 1: The Washington Nationals, who fired their general manager and their
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Speaker 1: manager just days before the draft, selected a high school
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Speaker 1: shortstop from Oklahoma, Eli Willitts.
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Speaker 2: Eli Willitts.
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Speaker 1: On Sunday night, he was the number one over in
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Speaker 1: Major League Baseball's amateur draft.
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Speaker 2: His dad played for the Angels, was a coach for
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Speaker 2: the Yankees.
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Speaker 1: And that was not supposed to be the way it went.
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Speaker 1: That was not what the mock drafts had. That was
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Speaker 1: not the projection by the nerds, the super nerds that
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Speaker 1: followed college and high school baseball.
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Speaker 2: They were in a tizzy. They were in an uproar.
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Speaker 2: I can't believe it.
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Speaker 1: So the seventeen year old Willets the youngest player taken
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Speaker 1: number one overall since Ken Griffey Junior by the Mariners
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Speaker 1: back in eighty seven, third youngest of all time. Tim
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Speaker 1: Foley was drafted back in the sixties by the Mets
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Speaker 1: out of our area.
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Speaker 2: He Sherman Oaks, where we do the show from.
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Speaker 1: And so anyway, this is the player Willitts who was
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Speaker 1: drafted top pick of the draft, and so that's a
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Speaker 1: big deal.
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Speaker 2: Right goes to the Nationals and.
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Speaker 1: Ethan Holliday who everyone said was the de facto number
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Speaker 1: one player in this draft. He was projected as the
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Speaker 1: player that should have been drafted number one and lead
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Speaker 1: up to the event and he was not picked, which
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Speaker 1: led to a grand conspiracy theory. A grand conspiracy theory.
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Speaker 1: You know, we love to dabble in conspiracy theories. So
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Speaker 1: let's discuss the question.
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Speaker 2: And here it is.
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Speaker 1: Did the Washington Nationals draft Oklahoma prep shortstop Eli Willits
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Speaker 1: with the first overall pick in the draft over Eli
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Speaker 1: or Ethan rather Ethan Holiday? Did they draft the shortstop
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Speaker 1: from Oklahoma, Eli Willets over Ethan Holiday? Because because of
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Speaker 1: Scott boris the super powerful agent who is repping. So
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Speaker 1: I've got Boogeyman, Jack the Ripper, and Caucus and we
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Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we are
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Speaker 1: going to make a Tierra Massoux is what we're going
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Speaker 1: to make. So, first of all, this is not a
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Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. I'm going to push back on the idea
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Speaker 1: that the Nationals selecting a high school shortstop from Oklahoma
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Speaker 1: is some kind of conspiracy theory. It's not a conspiracy
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Speaker 1: theory if it's true, and in my heart of hearts,
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Speaker 1: I believe this is true.
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Speaker 2: I do.
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Speaker 1: Now, let me ask you something, Okay, let me ask
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Speaker 1: you something here. Do you believe in monsters? Do you
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Speaker 1: do the monster mash? Do you believe in monsters? Because
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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the kind that hides under the bed.
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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that kind. I am not talking
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Speaker 1: about the kind in horror movies.
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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no.
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Speaker 1: I'm talking about Scott Boris. Scott Boris, Oh yeah, major
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Speaker 1: League Baseball.
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Speaker 2: In that world, there.
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Speaker 1: Is a monsder named Scott Boris. He is the boogeyman.
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Speaker 1: Stay away from the boogeyman. He is the thing that
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Speaker 1: makes general managers and scouting directors do the double check,
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Speaker 1: and not the discount double check, although in many ways
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Speaker 1: it is the discount double check. They're trying to find
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Speaker 1: a deal, and right before they go to bed, right
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Speaker 1: they gotta check the closet, they gotta check the other room.
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Speaker 2: He is the bathroom. The whole thing is the boogeyman
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Speaker 2: over there? Is he over there?
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Speaker 1: He's the guy Scott Boris that just gobbles gop of gobble, arbitration,
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Speaker 1: deadlines for breakfast. He loves, He laughs, Hi, point and
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Speaker 1: laugh at you with club friendly extensions. You think I'm
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Speaker 1: club friendly. There's no such thing as club friendly. Scott
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Speaker 1: Boris is, without a doubt, there is no question the
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Speaker 1: most powerful man in baseball not wearing a uniform. It's
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Speaker 1: certainly not the clown commits baseball. Scott Boris it is.
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Speaker 1: And yeah, he's the one that is the puppet master,
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Speaker 1: and teams will do anything they can to stay away,
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Speaker 1: including drafting a substandard player, in order to avoid the boogeyman.
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Speaker 2: Like appears to have happened.
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Speaker 1: Here Ethan Holiday, who was the son He's got the genetics.
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Speaker 1: The son he's talking about, Nepo baby, the son of
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Speaker 1: Matt Holliday who played in the major leagues for the
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Speaker 1: Rockies and the Cardinals. There and this guy was born
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Speaker 1: with a baseball glove. He came out of the womb
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Speaker 1: with a baseball glove. Ethan Holiday and all that stuff.
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Speaker 1: And I think he, at the age of three days
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Speaker 1: was given a Tops baseball card. I think that's the case.
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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it was four or five days, but I
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Speaker 1: thought it was three days. It might have been four
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Speaker 1: or five. I thought it was three and so. But
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Speaker 1: the problem with Ethan Holiday is that his agent is
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Speaker 1: let me check my nose, Let's start the horror music. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Scott Boris the boogey man. And the Nationals they know Boris.
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Speaker 1: They have done the dance with the devil. They have
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Speaker 1: done the dance with the devil. Bryce Harper, Scott Borris guy,
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Speaker 1: Bryce Harper, Scott Boris guy no longer a National, Steven
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Speaker 1: Strasburg a Scott Boris guy, Anthony Rendon now stealing money
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Speaker 1: in Anaheim, Scott Boris.
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Speaker 2: Guy, and every one of them, every one of them
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Speaker 2: under that umbrella, the.
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Speaker 1: Scott Boris umbrella, and every one of them costs a
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Speaker 1: lot of money.
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Speaker 2: And the results vary.
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Speaker 1: As the results may vary, and they definitely did vary
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Speaker 1: in terms of these three players, and all of them
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Speaker 1: left the Nationals either broke, broken or.
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Speaker 2: A little bit of both, a little bit of both
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Speaker 2: either way.
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Speaker 1: So what did Here's the question, what did the front
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Speaker 1: office do when they had the opportunity held the top
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Speaker 1: pick in the draft right there they looked over, they
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Speaker 1: saw the big scary ghost in the mirror. They said,
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Speaker 1: X nay, I'm the Boogeyman, and they passed on Holidays
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Speaker 1: said to be a generational talent, generational talent, baseball bloodlines
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Speaker 1: all that crapola, because they know how that movie ends and.
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Speaker 2: They don't want to recreate that movie. So they just
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Speaker 2: stayed away.
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Speaker 1: And that sums up the baseball draft in a nutshell.
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Speaker 1: It's not the most talented players that go at the top.
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Speaker 1: It's signability. That's what matters most. Can you get the
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Speaker 1: player signed? And who's the agent? Who do you want
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Speaker 1: to avoid and all that. So instead the Nationals, they
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Speaker 1: didn't really hide it. They were trying to talk up
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Speaker 1: this guy, Eli Willitts. They said they liked his makeup
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Speaker 1: and his intangibles. Now what does that mean. That is
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Speaker 1: a dog whistle. That is a dog whistle. That meant
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Speaker 1: that Willets does not walk around the world and does
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Speaker 1: not walk into the building in Washington and does not say, Hey,
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Speaker 1: I'm betting on myself, and no, he's just gonna show up,
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Speaker 1: put some work in and all that, and Willets will
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Speaker 1: walk in, He'll sign on the dotted line. Or the
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Speaker 1: DOCU sign and just be a good little soldier and
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Speaker 1: play baseball.
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Speaker 2: And make his money.
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Speaker 1: And that's that. And did Scott Boris cost Ethan Holiday
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Speaker 1: the chance to be the number one pick in the draft?
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Speaker 2: The answers absolutely.
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Speaker 1: Now, He's likely okay with that because it doesn't really
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Speaker 1: matter where you start, it's where you end up and
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Speaker 1: the money that you make and all that. And you'd
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Speaker 1: rather play for the Rockies as bad as they are.
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Speaker 1: This guy Holiday will probably be in the major leagues
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Speaker 1: next season.
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Speaker 2: He'll be the he could even be.
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Speaker 1: The starting outfielder for the Rockies by the end of
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Speaker 1: this year. But he's gonna be right away in the
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Speaker 1: major leagues in a hitter friendly ballpark where you can
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Speaker 1: hit home runs. The Rockies suck, They still hit better
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Speaker 1: at home Everyone hits better than Colorado. All right, Now
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Speaker 1: that being said, the answer, by the way, is hell, yes,
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Speaker 1: Scott Boris did cost Ethan Holiday the top pick in
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Speaker 1: the draft. So here's a the second part of this.
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Speaker 1: All right, As for the wide angle lens, the big
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Speaker 1: picture here when you look at the twenty twenty five draft. Now,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to admit this publicly, but I will
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Speaker 1: into these microphones.
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Speaker 2: I did flip over to the draft. I did.
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Speaker 1: It's just muscle memory. Sunday night, I usually watched the
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Speaker 1: late baseball game. That's kind of been my routine, and
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Speaker 1: I needed to check it out, and so I flipped
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Speaker 1: over and I just wasn't on and there was a.
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Speaker 2: Draft on, so I watched that.
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Speaker 1: So the question here is how did you evaluate how
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Speaker 1: did you evaluate the presentation of the twenty twenty five
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Speaker 1: MLB Draft. So that's the question. So this was what
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Speaker 1: I call an overcompensation situation. Major League Baseball continues to
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Speaker 1: have an identity crisis. And I don't know if you
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Speaker 1: got the same vibe I got if you watched any
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Speaker 1: of this, But you talk about trying too hard Baseball,
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Speaker 1: as we've talked about, they know they're not cool. They
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Speaker 1: want to be cool, but they know they're not cool.
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Speaker 1: So what did baseball do for the draft? They brought
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Speaker 1: out the mascots. We got our mascots. There's the Philly fanatic,
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Speaker 1: there's mister Met, there's Missus Met. They're all there hanging
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Speaker 1: out right there. Boom, mascots check, they were there. They
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Speaker 1: brought out fan reaction shots, just like they have in
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Speaker 1: the NFL and the NBA those fan reaction shots which
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Speaker 1: were so choreographed. How choreographed were they It felt like
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Speaker 1: you were watching a carnival cruise lines commercial and everything's choreographed.
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Speaker 1: Everyone's in the pool smiling, everyone's dancing smiling. It was
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Speaker 1: that kind of choreographed event. So they had all that,
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Speaker 1: they had the seat fillers, they had them there. So
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Speaker 1: we always had to have somebody wearing the right jersey
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Speaker 1: when the pick came up and all that. Uh, and
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Speaker 1: other than friends and family, tell me if I'm wrong
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Speaker 1: with this. Other than friends and family, not a single
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Speaker 1: person in that crowd at the Baseball Draft in Atlanta
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Speaker 1: knew who was being selected. Not a single person knew.
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Speaker 1: In fact, I am convinced if Major League Baseball wanted
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Speaker 1: to do a prank the equivalent of a phony phone
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Speaker 1: call to a radio show, they could have announced with
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Speaker 1: the thirty fourth pick of the MLB Draft the Baltimore
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Speaker 1: Orioles have selected Charles Manson, and the crowd they.
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Speaker 2: Would have shown some oriole fans and they would have
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Speaker 2: started cheering. They would have gone crazy.
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Speaker 1: So I really liked the way that he leads people.
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Speaker 2: He could be a future manager.
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Speaker 1: And then they said, well, and with the forty second
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Speaker 1: pick of the MLB Draft, the Boston Red Sox have
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Speaker 1: drafted Jack the Ripper and they can really rip the
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Speaker 1: ball over. The Green Monster could have done that, Ted
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Speaker 1: Bundy to the Mariners, who says no to that? Come on,
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Speaker 1: top three picks, fourth pick, where do your fourth picking
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Speaker 1: the draft? Maybe you go Richard Ramirez, the night Stalker,
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Speaker 1: you can pick him the fifth pick. Well, you go
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Speaker 1: to go off the board. You gotta go Gary Ridgeway, right,
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Speaker 1: the Green Green River Killer. Just have your big board.
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Speaker 1: And I'm telling you the fans, they'd show the fans
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Speaker 1: and they'd go, we drafted, we drafted the night Stalker,
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Speaker 1: all right, we.
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Speaker 2: Like his upside. Yeah, he's a real killer.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. And this is the fundamental problem with trying to
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Speaker 1: hype up the baseball draft. By design, you are buried
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Speaker 1: the moment you are drafted. You are apps unless you
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Speaker 1: play for the Angels when you get called up to
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Speaker 1: the major leagues right away.
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Speaker 2: But other than that, you're buried.
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Speaker 1: And it's not an instant gratification situation. It's not unlike
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Speaker 1: football even basketball these days. For the most part, other
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Speaker 1: than the top five picks, most of that you're not
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Speaker 1: playing right away.
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Speaker 2: But Baseball tried to throw this gall apart and they
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Speaker 2: wanted a hooton Nanny. They wanted a hooton Nanny.
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Speaker 1: And it was like an old episode, a streaming episode
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Speaker 1: of America's Got Talent. I mentioned the seat fillers, just
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Speaker 1: like the Super Bowl a halftime show. There was always
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Speaker 1: somebody there. I noticed what looked to be forced enthusiasm.
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Speaker 1: And they even had the cliche boo the commissioner at
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Speaker 1: the beginning of the draft. When rob Manfraud came out,
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Speaker 1: they well, they boo Roger Goodell and football, and they
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Speaker 1: boo Adam Silver and basketball. So we got a boo
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Speaker 1: Rob Manford and then they you know, he's out there
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Speaker 1: dancing with the assembled mascots and all that stuff, and
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Speaker 1: checked that box. But if you watched, and we checked
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Speaker 1: it out, if you were watching, you noticed there was
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Speaker 1: no one for Rob Manford in terms of players to
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Speaker 1: give a bro Hug two. The reason there was no
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Speaker 1: one to give a bro hug two for Major League
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Speaker 1: Baseball's commission Rob Manford is because despite inviting many players
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Speaker 1: to attend the draft, as I understand I watched it,
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Speaker 1: I didn't see anyone come out on day, and I
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Speaker 1: don't think that happened at all, because Major League Baseball
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Speaker 1: threw a no hitter, a perfect game. After years of
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Speaker 1: trying to convince these top young baseball players to attend
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Speaker 1: the draft, not a single one did nothing right, as
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Speaker 1: the joker says, for Major League Baseball, it was zero, zip, zilch,
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Speaker 1: nada in terms of the players that attended.
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Speaker 2: All right, Now, final.
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Speaker 1: Thought to San Francisco. We go to the Bay Area
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Speaker 1: where Mike Kruco, longtime Giant broadcaster, whole Giant pitcher over
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Speaker 1: the weekend. He's the lovable chatty broadcast. We've been doing
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Speaker 1: Giants games for years on television, long running television booth.
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Speaker 1: They're very good, by the ways, a lot of bad
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Speaker 1: broadcasters these days in baseball.
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Speaker 2: Those guys that do the Giants are pretty good.
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Speaker 1: And he was waxing poetic about El Toro the bow.
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Speaker 1: He said, I hope said this over the week and
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Speaker 1: I hope Fernando Valenzuela gets into the Hall Hall of
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Speaker 1: Fame someday.
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Speaker 2: Mike Cruco said on NBC Sports.
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Speaker 1: Bay Area question, where do you stand on the argument
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Speaker 1: made by Mike Cruco? It was in passing that Dodger
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Speaker 1: legend Fernando Venezuela should be getting into Cooperstown. So I
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Speaker 1: fully support this. I give full throated support to the
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Speaker 1: argument that Fernando should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
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Speaker 1: And this is not just about the numbers. Right, So
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Speaker 1: he didn't win two hundred games, I know you, Fernando.
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Speaker 1: The legend of Fernando is more than just the numbers.
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Speaker 1: Then he had numbers. He won a cy Young Award
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Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty one, Rookie of the Year, six All
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Speaker 1: Star appearances in his career, nineteen eighty one World Series ring.
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Speaker 1: He's got that on his ledger as well, and good numbers.
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Speaker 1: He pitched a no hitter when people thought he was
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Speaker 1: washed up near what turned out to be kind of
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Speaker 1: near the end of his career, pitched a no hitter
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Speaker 1: for the Doyers. And so he's got all that. But
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Speaker 1: you can't reduce Fernando aleezuel to some kind of just
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Speaker 1: empty statue. The Fernando Caucus, the campaign to get Fernando
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Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame is more than just the
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Speaker 1: numbers there, because that completely misses the point, completely misses
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Speaker 1: the point about making Fernando a Hall of Famer. He
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Speaker 1: was not just a pitcher. Fernando was a phenomena for
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Speaker 1: the Dodgers. And even though he passed away, Fernando died
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Speaker 1: last year, Fernando, I think it was last. You might
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Speaker 1: have been this year. But Fernando Vealezuela to this day
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Speaker 1: still his legacy goes on and on and on. He
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Speaker 1: made Chavez Ravine shake back in those days and a
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Speaker 1: whole multiple generations of Mexican American fans became Dodger fan
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Speaker 1: because of Fernando Mania.
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Speaker 2: They pad the generation, they passed on.
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Speaker 1: The next generation, and Fernando Mania was the cultural force
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Speaker 1: that started that. And Dodger Stadium was packed there and
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Speaker 1: it's still packed to this day and generations of fans
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Speaker 1: mainly because of Fernando Velenzuela, and he made Dodger Stadium.
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Speaker 1: When he was pitching there, they had mariachi bands and
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Speaker 1: it was like down the hill there in East La Man.
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Speaker 1: They were going for it. And people talk about Jackie Robinson,
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Speaker 1: the impact Jackie Robinson had, breaking the color barrier and
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Speaker 1: all that, But he's Fernando in many respects for the
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Speaker 1: Mexican American community. Fernando Vealezuela was the breakthrough in that area, right,
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Speaker 1: and he's the one that changed things. And why not?
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Speaker 2: And you know, the Hall of Fame has many arguments.
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Speaker 2: Who was a Hall of Famer was not all of them.
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Speaker 1: But the Hall of Fame is supposed to honor those
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Speaker 1: I think that shaped the game, that shaped the sport,
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Speaker 1: the people that changed it for the better, right, who
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Speaker 1: mattered not just on the raw numbers. That's why there's
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Speaker 1: people in the Hall of Fame. They aren't just players.
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Speaker 1: There's broadcasters in the Hall of Fame and people that
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Speaker 1: are around the game. So if you combine everything together
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Speaker 1: with Fernando, right, the box score, that's not enough. You
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Speaker 1: got to combine everything else. Again, that's the Fernando caucus
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Speaker 1: to get him in the Hall of Fame. If you're
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Speaker 1: not gonna have him in there, why even bother? And
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Speaker 1: you look at the the stiffs that are in the
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Speaker 1: he's still gone now, but you put him in the
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Speaker 1: recently said the worst purchase he made while playing in
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Speaker 1: the NFL for the Falcons was blank.
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Speaker 2: That is the question.
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Speaker 1: What is the answer. Let's see does anyone know the answer?
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Speaker 1: Ocho Texas says the worst purchase he made was the
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Speaker 1: woman who claimed he gave her herpies. Okay, what else
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Speaker 1: do we have? Page down where women at a reefer
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Speaker 1: from Donkey's Sausage, a litter of puppies from Bobby and
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Speaker 1: Florida world famous yodling pickle from Lady Sideburns.
24:04
Speaker 2: I love pickles. What about a yodling picker pickle? You
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Speaker 2: have a yodling pickle. I've never had a yodling pickle.
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Speaker 2: Do you like yodel? Do you like the yodel music?
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Speaker 7: I do like a good yodel?
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Speaker 1: All right, right now, bro okay bro Late night drug
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I always avoid the rental car insurance. A corgie great
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Speaker 1: at racing, but terrible at fighting from ferg dog. Let's
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Speaker 1: see page down. The number one overall pick. Andre's dog,
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Speaker 1: Eli Willis is the number one pick Let's see page down.
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Speaker 1: Josh in Nebraska had something there?
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Speaker 2: And what else do we have? Pokemon cards?
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Speaker 1: Guessed by Alf the Alien Old pier Gus says, what's
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Speaker 1: the phone number to call it? I get that, Just
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Speaker 1: give it out. Come on, Gus, You pay attention, Gus,
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Speaker 1: not that hard. JT the Wingman, he says, A jar
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Speaker 1: of pickled flies.
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Speaker 2: Wow, that's solid. What else do we have?
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Speaker 1: George Foreman grill from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. A slap
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Speaker 1: contest with David Vass, guests by Gus. Mike the Leprechaun
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Speaker 1: says Michael Vick once bought an Irish wolfhound for the dogfights. Wow,
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Speaker 1: that's a pretty big dog's that's what he said.
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Speaker 2: That's a big dog.
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Speaker 1: Chip in the cues holding down Syracuse says a purple
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Speaker 1: nineteen eighty seven Hugo Sedan is the answer?
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Speaker 2: All right, Lorraina, Do you have an answer?
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Speaker 5: Lorraina, Yes, Ben, I'm gonna go with a two story
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Speaker 2: Two story doghouse? Is that correct?
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Speaker 1: Former NFL star Michael Vick recently said the worst purchase
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Speaker 1: he made when he was playing in the NFL for
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Speaker 1: the Atlanta Falcons was none other than the Moonlight road
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Speaker 1: House in Surrey County, Virginia, where.
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Speaker 2: They held dogfights. So let's go to the phone. Let's
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Speaker 2: see hello any meenie money. Mall Let's go.
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Speaker 4: Now to.
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Speaker 1: Hold here, Mark the full name Guy.
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Speaker 2: Hello, Mark the full name guy in med Oregon.
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Speaker 4: Mallard, at least you're talking baseball for a Jean.
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Speaker 2: Oh you're back.
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Speaker 1: Look at that, Mark the full name Guy returning to
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Speaker 1: the show after a long hiatus.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I've got a bum knee. I'm waiting
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Speaker 4: on kne replacement surgery. It's not fun.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're you're not You're not moving around very much.
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Speaker 2: Is what you're saying?
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Speaker 4: Uh, not without pain? Yes? All right, Well I've been
26:46
Speaker 4: trying to figure out Ben Mellan. I think I figured
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Speaker 4: it out. You claimed once that i'd made a death threat. Man,
26:54
Speaker 4: I know that's not true, but I figure out what
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Speaker 4: it is that I said. One time you were complaining
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Speaker 4: about your acid reflux or heartburn, and I recommended baking
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Speaker 4: soda and you said, oh, it will probably kill me.
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Speaker 4: So that should get threat that you're referring.
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Speaker 1: No, No, there was something, There was something more specific.
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Speaker 1: There is something more specific. Yes, and the term the
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Speaker 1: term that I the term that I use.
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Speaker 2: Marked the full name guy was justifiable homicide.
27:29
Speaker 1: You had said that if you had done something to
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Speaker 1: me that it would have been okay because and then
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Speaker 1: that's justifiable homicide.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. I didn't say anything about doing anything to you.
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Speaker 4: You wire, Why don't you go listen to the tape.
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Speaker 4: I was an altercation I had with someone else was
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Speaker 4: justifiable homicide. I never threatened you had justifiable homit side,
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Speaker 4: how would that be justifiable homicide.
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Speaker 1: You you said it as we reacted to what you
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Speaker 1: were saying.
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Speaker 4: Here the term justifiable. How a side had nothing to
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Speaker 4: do with you.
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Speaker 1: At there's a lot of angry. Why are you so angry?
28:11
Speaker 1: Why can't you be just coming?
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Speaker 4: Why are you so paranoid?
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Speaker 2: I'm not.
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Speaker 1: I'm not parano the show, whether you whether you're whether
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Speaker 1: you call it or not, I would do the show
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Speaker 1: and that side.
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Speaker 4: I mean, you're just so angry negativity. You wouldn't be
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Speaker 4: worried about people wanting to beat you up.
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Speaker 2: I'm not worried about anyone beating me up. I don't care.
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Speaker 2: A big guy, I can defend myself. But here's this name.
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Speaker 2: Come on, bral, what's wrong with you?
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Speaker 5: Bro?
28:38
Speaker 2: Now? As you know Mark the phone name guy. I
28:40
Speaker 2: have a lot of nicknames.
28:41
Speaker 1: In fact, I have been called over the years, the
28:43
Speaker 1: spin Master of misinformation, the bannering broadcast of the Beethoven
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Speaker 1: of BS. Benny Bingo, Curmudgeon of commentary, the Chasm of sarcasms, Andy,
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Speaker 1: the dark Knight of weak night sports radio, the Mogul
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Speaker 1: of mischief, Benny the Brazen Kingdom saying Moneyball Mallard, Benny
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Speaker 1: the Bopper, the facetious Fox. They've called me that, the
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Speaker 1: Sultan of insulting, the Shaman and shav Shotenfreude, the sensitive sniffer,
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Speaker 1: jumping jack oft wisecrack inside of overnight Medicine, Man mather Nay.
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Speaker 2: Bob of negativity.
29:12
Speaker 1: You gave me that nickname, Stage of outrage, pinnacle of cynical,
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Speaker 1: Prince of preposterous, Professor of propaganda has ar viperba leve
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Speaker 1: got to be the floating third of the spoken word
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Speaker 1: and the mad hatter.
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Speaker 2: Of sports chat.
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Speaker 1: How many nicknames do you have? How many nicknames do
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Speaker 1: you have? Marked the phon name Guy.
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Speaker 4: I don't have any nicknames. I have one nickname when
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Speaker 4: I was a kid, Marque Mapo marking Maple.
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Speaker 2: Why did you get that nickname?
29:39
Speaker 4: Because there was a TV commercial marking Mapo and like
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Speaker 4: marking maple. I hated that kind of stuff. I was
29:48
Speaker 4: always eating the hot dogs in my father's kosher dilly.
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Speaker 2: Oh that's a good place to eat food.
29:53
Speaker 1: That tink a good childhood.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Mark. So I'm glad you're back.
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Speaker 4: By after seven years old. It would it's fantastic.
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Speaker 2: I'm happy you're back there. Marked the full name guy.
30:05
Speaker 4: Then I had to take lessons from Billy Jack and
30:08
Speaker 4: Chuck Norris.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unfortunate. Now we've made up a wonderful place
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Speaker 2: that grew up here. Brooklyn, beautiful brook York.
30:18
Speaker 1: You and Marcel, you could have been if you were younger,
30:20
Speaker 1: you'd be friends with Marcel and Brooklyn.
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Speaker 4: No, I would not be friends with Marcel.
30:24
Speaker 2: JG.
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Speaker 4: B Chen and Main Child Silver the Internet every day.
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Speaker 1: JT the Wingman rights and says, well, Mark the full
30:29
Speaker 1: name Guy still has nothing to say.
30:31
Speaker 2: Good Lord, help us all.
30:34
Speaker 4: What do you say? Can someone it? Saying nothing about me?
30:38
Speaker 2: Saying very well, hold on of sake.
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Speaker 1: JT says, somebody wants to talk to you a whole
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Speaker 1: lot of sake. Mark, let's see uh line two, line two.
30:45
Speaker 1: You got to go true line to say hello to
30:48
Speaker 1: Mark the full name Guy.
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Speaker 7: Line too, Mark, you've been walking with a cane for
30:53
Speaker 7: a long time with that me. Man, When are you
30:55
Speaker 7: finally gonna get the surgery?
30:56
Speaker 4: Dude, you're afraid of surgery.
30:58
Speaker 7: You're going to get a meatball surgery where they put
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Speaker 7: like five marks in a way.
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Speaker 4: Give scot, Why are you just gonna shut up? Nobody
31:07
Speaker 4: looking to hear you. Nobody looks hear you. You Come
31:10
Speaker 4: on it, yo. You tell every you tell the world
31:12
Speaker 4: you hate me, because I can't. We will get you either,
31:16
Speaker 4: because I don't like what you did for, which is nothing.
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Speaker 7: We were friends, Mark.
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Speaker 4: I don't want to hear nothing from you. I mean,
31:24
Speaker 4: I don't hear nothing.
31:26
Speaker 2: Can't we all get along?
31:27
Speaker 1: Come on, give an I don't like your accent.
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Speaker 7: Screw you, No, Mark, I went to voice therapy to
31:34
Speaker 7: change my accent so people.
31:35
Speaker 4: Would Yeah, I bet you did. Mark.
31:38
Speaker 7: Me and you used to be good friends.
31:39
Speaker 4: We talked on the phone. We were never good.
31:42
Speaker 1: Is that true?
31:42
Speaker 2: Mark?
31:42
Speaker 1: Did you talk on the phone off the air with
31:44
Speaker 1: blind Scott?
31:45
Speaker 4: Is that true? And the thing now are they're good brands?
31:49
Speaker 4: When you get jilt what I call the same sports
31:53
Speaker 4: stop show you do? No, you're weird, dude, Okay, you're weird. Mark.
31:57
Speaker 7: We were friends, Man, We're not brands, and Santa Laire
32:01
Speaker 7: not your brands.
32:02
Speaker 4: I don't need brands.
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Speaker 1: You know, everyone needs friends, Mark, everyone needs I have
32:08
Speaker 1: lugged individualists.
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Speaker 4: I'm sure don't need you for a friend, Thank you
32:12
Speaker 4: very much.
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Speaker 7: So here's the problem with America right now. There's a
32:15
Speaker 7: tox extense of hyper individualism, and Mark is displaying that
32:19
Speaker 7: right now because he doesn't want Is that true?
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Speaker 4: Mark?
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Speaker 1: You are you diseased by hyper individualism individuals?
32:27
Speaker 4: That means don't started any words. You know you're not
32:30
Speaker 4: starting any trands. I don't want to be reading this
32:33
Speaker 4: garbage in the newspapers. Are the Internet. I'm fake. I
32:38
Speaker 4: have treds market immitation living that no seas for people.
32:44
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear that.
32:46
Speaker 7: Listen, Mark, I didn't move to Medford, Oregon, so like
32:48
Speaker 7: to live off the site.
32:49
Speaker 4: I'm not in Bedford and an excellent and I don't
32:52
Speaker 4: ever see you gay people around here, buddy, You.
32:58
Speaker 1: Don't. That's weird, your French buddy.
33:02
Speaker 7: You live around people left wingers because you love socialism,
33:06
Speaker 7: but you act the wingers around here.
33:08
Speaker 1: All right, all right, please hold on, say I mean
33:12
Speaker 1: put these guys.
33:13
Speaker 2: On the whole The full moon was a few nights ago.
33:16
Speaker 1: It's the afterglow of the full moon. I didn't find
33:19
Speaker 1: a thoughts, Mark, anything else you want to add.
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Speaker 4: I know this guy wants. He wants me to bow
33:25
Speaker 4: down to his, uh whatever, his friendship. He t my friend.
33:29
Speaker 4: All right, have you friend?
33:32
Speaker 2: I'm your friend, right Mark?
33:33
Speaker 4: They hate me? I want a friend that hates me.
33:36
Speaker 2: No, no, but I'm your friend, Mark, I'm your radio friend.
33:38
Speaker 2: We me and you go way back. Mark.
33:39
Speaker 1: Remember I used to hear you call the Giants postgame
33:41
Speaker 1: show and rip boache while they were winning the World Series.
33:43
Speaker 4: A better friend than me? Then did Scot the full name?
33:46
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about I never met Ron care What
33:50
Speaker 1: about me, though, Mark, I'm your pal me.
33:53
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're my friend. You make up a story
33:56
Speaker 4: about the death thread. Oh yeah, you're my buddy. You
33:59
Speaker 4: tell that garbage to Ron Parker. Oh, Mark's the coward.
34:03
Speaker 4: Mark's the coward. You calling me a coward? You know
34:07
Speaker 4: the left at the last three people wouldn't know me
34:10
Speaker 4: as just a coward. Ban mall is right, you know it?
34:13
Speaker 4: So you just watch what you say about me.
34:16
Speaker 1: See that's a threat, right, and Loretta, isn't that a threat?
34:18
Speaker 1: You watch what you say about me. Doesn't that sound
34:21
Speaker 1: like a thread? That sounds like a threat. Pops, Then
34:24
Speaker 1: you threatened me. You don't mess around here. You just
34:26
Speaker 1: threatened me again. You just threatened me on the air.
34:29
Speaker 4: My smart phone. I'm afraid to call Ben Mallard.
34:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you were. You haven't called up in a while.
34:35
Speaker 2: You send all these random messages on Twitter or whatever.
34:38
Speaker 4: You're hiding him on X intimidated if by you expression
34:44
Speaker 4: a homicide.
34:45
Speaker 1: Oh you said it. You said it again. He said
34:47
Speaker 1: it justin im homicide. Oh my god, he said it.
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Speaker 1: Security said it.
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Speaker 4: Oh my god.
34:55
Speaker 2: There's the laugh, there's the evil laugh. All right, thank you.
34:57
Speaker 2: I must go bull guarding all the time.
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Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Danny the Great Danny DeVito, who
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Speaker 1: is hanging out in Boston. Hello, Danny, welcome missing Now
35:08
Speaker 1: there was a lot of that.
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Speaker 3: Uh that last phone call here, Wow, geez going on
35:14
Speaker 3: on the last.
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Speaker 2: Phone that didn't happen.
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Speaker 4: We'll just move on exactly.
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Speaker 3: I want to call it because I want to tell
35:22
Speaker 3: you about you might be ragging me by the time.
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Speaker 3: I'm becoming a fan of the w n b A.
35:27
Speaker 3: You know, there's nothing going on with gambling right now.
35:30
Speaker 3: And I've been gambling making money off these women playing
35:33
Speaker 3: basketball last couple of weeks, and uh, some of these
35:38
Speaker 3: women can really play. I don't know if you know that,
35:40
Speaker 3: but I'm getting involved with that league because I don't
35:44
Speaker 3: want to bet money on baseball. I got a problem
35:47
Speaker 3: with betting baseball.
35:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I like bet on Betty. I'm like
35:51
Speaker 1: Pete Rose, I like betting on baseball, so but yeah, hey,
35:54
Speaker 1: whatever whatever works for If you like betting on the
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Speaker 1: w NBA and then bet on the w n B
35:58
Speaker 1: A I don't want to tell you that's not my thing.
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Speaker 2: But if you're into it, you don't.
36:02
Speaker 4: Go for it.
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Speaker 3: I'm into it, and Cooper flags Ben. The league needs
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Speaker 3: a guy. If this kid comes in like Larry Bird,
36:11
Speaker 3: the league needs that. You know why. I shouldn't bring
36:13
Speaker 3: this up, but half the reason why people fall clock
36:17
Speaker 3: over there and the WAB is a skink color. You
36:20
Speaker 3: know that, right, So we need somebody like that, or
36:24
Speaker 3: the league does.
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Speaker 4: I don't eye balls.
36:28
Speaker 3: We need more eyeballs.
36:29
Speaker 4: Alright.
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Speaker 1: I don't know about that all that, but are right well, Danny,
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38:22
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Speaker 2: All right, that's like Danny DeVito. There is another WNBA guy. Hello,
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Speaker 2: I'll call it.
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Speaker 1: You're on the air. Caller, your advice to Jerome and
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Speaker 1: Charleston and Mark the full name guy on how to
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Speaker 1: chill out?
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Speaker 4: Mark and Scott I usually like boobs.
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Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. Line number number five
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Speaker 1: is you're toning the Bay area. Line five you're on
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Speaker 1: the Airline five.
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Speaker 2: Hello, all right. Line five is not paying attention. We
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Speaker 2: go to line six. Line six.
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Speaker 1: You're on the airline six at eight seven, seven ninety
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Speaker 1: nine on Fox. Hello, line six, you more like the miss.
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Speaker 7: He's the most mussy WWE superstar. He's proven inside ring
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Speaker 7: and outside.
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Speaker 1: The ring, and he can pitch for the brewers as well.
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Speaker 1: Hello caller, you're on the air. Caller, we're doing the
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Speaker 1: instant advice line for Jerome and Charleston, Mark the full
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Speaker 1: name guy helping them chill out.
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Speaker 2: Hello do it? Okay? Just a big bag of weed.
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Speaker 2: That's you couldn't even say it. Line four, you're on
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Speaker 2: the air Number four. Hello, line four. Okay, all right?
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Speaker 1: Line five, Hello, line five, your next it's unscreened callers.
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Speaker 1: Line five, we're giving advice to Okay, just get some
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Speaker 1: gumbo jumbalai there from Mark the full name guy in
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Speaker 1: Jerome and Charleston.
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Speaker 2: Line sex. You're on the air line sex.
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Speaker 4: Hello, need to have a talk glasses doc my favorite drink?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about that. You got the doctor?
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Speaker 1: Sean the hood guy checking in. Line number three Hello, line.
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Speaker 2: Three number.
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Speaker 4: Yes, this problem can only be alleviated by betting on
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Speaker 4: the hot girl on girl Ah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yes, there's our friend the keg drinking Steve checking in.
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Speaker 1: It sounds like line four, Hello, line four.
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Speaker 4: How many people have.
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Speaker 7: To tell you to watch the w NBA before you finally?
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Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 1: Lines five, you're on the air Line five. Hello, bum Okay,
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Speaker 1: Yes he costs you some money.
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Speaker 2: Line six. You're on the air. Hello line six, get along?
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Speaker 2: Can we just get along?
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Speaker 4: Yes?
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Speaker 1: All right? Last one, last call for Jerome and Charleston,
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Speaker 1: Mark the full name guy helping them chill out?
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Speaker 2: Which one? Cool? Line five? Line number five, Hello, line five,
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Speaker 2: you're on the air.
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Speaker 3: Go.
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Speaker 7: I don't really care about those two guys.
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Speaker 1: But Shane in the moon keep all right, all right,
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Speaker 1: he's gonna bury Shane in the morning right there. But
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Speaker 1: he got saved by the bell, or Shane did