Latest / WTAW - Infomaniacs / The Infomaniacs: August 20, 2026 (7:00am)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Good morning from the WTAW newsroom. I'm will Welch. The
- 0:07Speaker 1: Bryan Police Department are investigating the discovery of skeletal remains.
- 0:11Speaker 1: The remains were found in the fifty nine hundred block
- 0:14Speaker 1: of Jones Road by a surveying crew. They were located
- 0:16Speaker 1: near what appears to be a homeless encampment. The condition
- 0:20Speaker 1: of the remains is poor and they have been unable
- 0:22Speaker 1: to determine the identity or sex. The investigation is active
- 0:26Speaker 1: and ongoing. A man was arrested in College Station after
- 0:29Speaker 1: approaching two girls while they were painting their high school
- 0:32Speaker 1: parking spaces on Tuesday. The girls called police day and
- 0:35Speaker 1: him consolidated High school after They say the man would
- 0:38Speaker 1: not leave them alone and made them feel uncomfortable. Thirty
- 0:41Speaker 1: six year old Bob Esquivel says he was trying to
- 0:44Speaker 1: work on his social skills. Reports say he was swaying
- 0:47Speaker 1: back and forth and his speech was slurred. He denied
- 0:49Speaker 1: having alcohol or other intoxicants in his system, and he
- 0:53Speaker 1: said he planned to walk home. Esquivel failed a field
- 0:56Speaker 1: sobriety test and was arrested for public intoxication. Was released
- 1:00Speaker 1: on personal recognissance bond. Even though this was his twenty
- 1:03Speaker 1: sixth visit to the Brass County Jail. His previous arrest
- 1:07Speaker 1: includes several for criminal trust pass, possession, public intoxication, and
- 1:11Speaker 1: assault of EMS personnel. Two women were arrested after a
- 1:15Speaker 1: trip to the West Brian Walmart on Monday. Brian police
- 1:18Speaker 1: responded to the walmart at six forty three North Harvey
- 1:21Speaker 1: Mitchell Parkway after store security reported that the women were truspassing.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Reports say thirty nine year old Whitney Ariano and forty
- 1:29Speaker 1: three year old Valerie Gregory were inside the store despite
- 1:32Speaker 1: having active criminal trust pass warrants are Lano was also
- 1:36Speaker 1: accused of stealing a pair of headphones and a mini
- 1:38Speaker 1: torch lighter. The combined value of these items was approximately
- 1:42Speaker 1: twenty four dollars, but because of a lengthy criminal history,
- 1:45Speaker 1: including sixteen previous bookings into the Brass County Jail, she
- 1:49Speaker 1: was charged with theft of property less than twenty five
- 1:52Speaker 1: hundred with two or more previous convictions. She was also
- 1:55Speaker 1: booked on criminal trustpass and outstanding warrants and is being
- 1:58Speaker 1: held on seventy three third thousand dollars bond. Gregory was
- 2:02Speaker 1: booked into the Brass County jail for her twenty third
- 2:05Speaker 1: time for criminal trust pass and downstanding warrants. She remains
- 2:09Speaker 1: jailed on three thousand dollars bond. A man was arrested
- 2:12Speaker 1: for criminal trespass and resisting arrest after refusing to leave
- 2:16Speaker 1: a college station. McDonald's CSPD responded to the McDonalds at
- 2:20Speaker 1: twenty four to twenty Texas Avenue South just after noon
- 2:23Speaker 1: on Tuesday after employees say twenty five year old Montarius
- 2:26Speaker 1: Love tried to enter the kitchen area. Love reportedly became
- 2:30Speaker 1: agitated while waiting for his food and pushed an employee
- 2:33Speaker 1: who tried to stop him. When he was asked to leave,
- 2:36Speaker 1: Love hid in the women's restroom. Officers say he kicked
- 2:40Speaker 1: and pulled away as they tried to take him into custody.
- 2:42Speaker 1: Love was arrested on charges of criminal trustpass and resisting arrest.
- 2:46Speaker 1: He was released on nine thousand dollars bond. More news
- 2:50Speaker 1: ahead at seven thirty or any time at WTAW dot com.
- 2:54Speaker 1: I'm will welch sixteen, twenty ninety four five wtawta.
- 3:01Speaker 2: W Good morning everyone, where the infomaniacs and today you're
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- 3:30Speaker 3: The IGGI soccer team lost three to two last night
- 3:33Speaker 3: against Texas State and love all the details coming.
- 3:35Speaker 4: Up in sports.
- 3:36Speaker 1: I mean, it's one thing to lose to Baylor Texas State.
- 3:41Speaker 2: You know I got to find their legs.
- 3:44Speaker 1: Ye, new coach, new coach, New coach.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Now nine sixteen twenty is our phone number you can
- 3:50Speaker 2: go is call us. Texting is great to a lot
- 3:52Speaker 2: of you guys. Wanted to weigh in on the conversation
- 3:55Speaker 2: what improvements could be made to concerts to actually get
- 3:59Speaker 2: you to go to concerts for some of the gen
- 4:02Speaker 2: X crowd and a lot of good suggestions. Interestingly enough,
- 4:06Speaker 2: got a text about Hey, I just stay in the
- 4:09Speaker 2: pit like you do. He says, he's born in seventy
- 4:13Speaker 2: six and he's showing up in the pit.
- 4:15Speaker 1: He's right there at the fitty. That's crazy.
- 4:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 4:18Speaker 1: No, the last show I went to now it was
- 4:20Speaker 1: great to have the option, right, So I did two
- 4:22Speaker 1: nights of the same show, right the same concert, same band.
- 4:25Speaker 1: It was different shows both nights. So the first night
- 4:29Speaker 1: we had the chairs and we set them at the
- 4:31Speaker 1: back of the venue, you know, typical amphitheater on the
- 4:34Speaker 1: grass on top of the hill. But then the majority
- 4:37Speaker 1: of the first night I sped down in the pit,
- 4:41Speaker 1: could still hang. But it was nice. It was nice
- 4:43Speaker 1: to have the chair back at the back.
- 4:45Speaker 2: I feel like my my definition of the pit is
- 4:48Speaker 2: remarkably more more hazardous. Oh yeah, then your definition.
- 4:52Speaker 1: You're you're in the nine inch nails pit, right the
- 4:56Speaker 1: Metallica pits. I'm in the widespread panic pit. Your only
- 5:01Speaker 1: danger is being hit by some hippie chick who's dancing
- 5:05Speaker 1: free form with her arms waving in the air. That's
- 5:07Speaker 1: really the only danger in that.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Speaking of hippies, get a load of this one. Heck,
- 5:10Speaker 2: I saw Janis Joplin Timpi, Arizona. Tickets were eight dollars, which,
- 5:13Speaker 2: by the way, I should mention kind of expensive for
- 5:15Speaker 2: seventies much. Yeah, but we waited until a bunch of
- 5:17Speaker 2: hippie storm defence broke it down and went in. Then
- 5:20Speaker 2: we joined them when security couldn't keep them out. She's
- 5:22Speaker 2: sang from eleven pm to three am.
- 5:24Speaker 1: I think I saw that footage concert footage as part
- 5:27Speaker 1: of a Janis Joplin documentary.
- 5:29Speaker 2: Just before she died nineteen seventy or seventy one. That
- 5:32Speaker 2: is very very cool, uh, Frank Texan man Riley went
- 5:37Speaker 2: off on her disdain for concert promoters. What happened? Did
- 5:41Speaker 2: your assassin snails form a coup and create an aquatic
- 5:45Speaker 2: militia group?
- 5:46Speaker 4: No, but they've been doing an excellent job.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Oh have they? They haven't finished clearing it out? So
- 5:52Speaker 1: they you have.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Two of them?
- 5:53Speaker 4: I have two of them, Okay, So how it works?
- 5:55Speaker 3: The assassin snails don't eat all of them within the
- 5:58Speaker 3: first couple of days.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Like this, they don't george. They leave it. You would
- 6:02Speaker 1: call it like with beef, you'll leave it on the
- 6:04Speaker 1: hoof for a while.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Exactly. It's got a hunt. It's like a t rex.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Only a tiny snail, right.
- 6:09Speaker 3: It's been nice though, picking up all the snail shells
- 6:12Speaker 3: that are left.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Oh, they just leave the shell behind to man, empty shell.
- 6:16Speaker 2: I don't need the shell, you know. The shell ain't
- 6:18Speaker 2: gonna do anything for it just needs that sweet sweet
- 6:20Speaker 2: goo inside. They just need that.
- 6:26Speaker 1: They do. They like it with butter and garlic, because
- 6:28Speaker 1: that's the only way I've eaten snails.
- 6:30Speaker 4: They're cleaning my tank up.
- 6:32Speaker 2: There you go, noted live music fan Adam Texan that
- 6:35Speaker 2: the only concert footage I've ever filmed in like fifteen
- 6:39Speaker 2: years and saved was WHOA when Cross Canadian Rag we
- 6:42Speaker 2: did Surprise or Turn at Miles zero Fest. You have
- 6:44Speaker 2: heard Miles zero Fest. That's a great.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Yeah. In the lineup this year, the lineup this year
- 6:50Speaker 1: is fantastic.
- 6:51Speaker 2: That's what will get me to a concert is if
- 6:53Speaker 2: you do the concert and in Key West and send
- 6:56Speaker 2: me there. I said, you recorded the first verse and
- 6:58Speaker 2: then put the phone down. He says he has gone
- 7:00Speaker 2: back and listened to that and showed it off a
- 7:02Speaker 2: couple of times. You know what, Yeah, if you're at
- 7:04Speaker 2: a moment, if you're in, if you're happening, if a
- 7:07Speaker 2: moment is happening at that show. Yeah, I think I
- 7:11Speaker 2: completely understand if you whip out your phone. I don't
- 7:13Speaker 2: necessarily the people that just sit there with it run.
- 7:15Speaker 1: The problem with the moment is you don't have your
- 7:18Speaker 1: phone out at the moment that moment happens.
- 7:20Speaker 2: You really shouldn't, right, and then you whip.
- 7:22Speaker 1: It out and you're not getting the beginning of it,
- 7:24Speaker 1: and nobody wants to see that shaky, poor quality footage anyway.
- 7:29Speaker 1: I hate it. Yeah, when like in my in my life,
- 7:32Speaker 1: when the wife has said, oh, you know, pull out
- 7:34Speaker 1: your phone, I need you to shoot video of you know,
- 7:37Speaker 1: your daughter on doing her recital. No, I want to
- 7:40Speaker 1: experience it. I don't want to sit there holding a phone.
- 7:44Speaker 2: It's not fun. I don't like it. I get resentful
- 7:47Speaker 2: at concerts, especially when I go going working capacity, like
- 7:50Speaker 2: if we're a radio station, especially like we're work in
- 7:52Speaker 2: country radio stations. There's an obligation that when you go,
- 7:55Speaker 2: you're going to get some stuff worth the radio station,
- 7:57Speaker 2: social media, and so you sit there living on your phone.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Yeah you don't. You don't get to It's a completely
- 8:02Speaker 2: different vibe. Take the thing hat it's I wanted to
- 8:06Speaker 2: switch gears because we are not so different, you and I. No, No,
- 8:11Speaker 2: we are not different in a lot of ways, similar
- 8:13Speaker 2: in a lot And I thought, I thought this was
- 8:15Speaker 2: something that really only applied to me until I met you.
- 8:18Speaker 2: So I am my wife's alarm clock to a great
- 8:23Speaker 2: extent in my life. To a great extent, she does
- 8:25Speaker 2: have an alarm clock. It goes off on her phone,
- 8:27Speaker 2: But for years and years, I am the person who's
- 8:30Speaker 2: responsible for like during the show, she'll you know, say hey,
- 8:33Speaker 2: I gotta be up by this whatever, I'll stop, you know,
- 8:35Speaker 2: play commercials, and then I will call her and make
- 8:37Speaker 2: sure she is awake. It's just she's not good at mornings.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Not good mornings, okay, cool. I thought it was the
- 8:42Speaker 2: only person that did this.
- 8:44Speaker 1: No, I have bought my wife an alarm clock. Yeah,
- 8:47Speaker 1: so she's not just relying on the phone, But it happens.
- 8:51Speaker 1: I would say, I'm trying to come up with a
- 8:56Speaker 1: frequency here. Several times a year right at that, she
- 9:01Speaker 1: won't answer the phone, she won't wake up. And the
- 9:04Speaker 1: daughter currently she's being a senior in high school. She
- 9:07Speaker 1: doesn't have to be to school until ten o'clock, but
- 9:09Speaker 1: she doesn't answer.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Her phone and wake inherited this gene.
- 9:11Speaker 1: She inherited that gene. Okay, and I can't the thing.
- 9:14Speaker 1: I can't stand it. All all goes back to this.
- 9:17Speaker 1: They won't answer their phone. Yeah, I mean I had
- 9:20Speaker 1: to remove my wife from the in case of emergency ICE.
- 9:23Speaker 1: You know, you put it in your phone in case
- 9:25Speaker 1: of emergency so first responders can make that call.
- 9:28Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a there's a label you can put. I
- 9:30Speaker 2: took it off because you'll never You'll never get a
- 9:32Speaker 2: hold of her.
- 9:32Speaker 1: You will never. And another buddy of mine was in
- 9:34Speaker 1: the same boat, and so now we are each other's
- 9:38Speaker 1: ICE call.
- 9:39Speaker 2: These are your friend was in the same boat. Yeah,
- 9:41Speaker 2: like does he does? He also serve as his wife's alarm.
- 9:43Speaker 1: I'm not sure about the alarm clock because they have
- 9:46Speaker 1: two young children. Yeah, so you know we have young children.
- 9:49Speaker 1: The kids are going to get you up anyway.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Yeah. My question is I am wondering how often this
- 9:56Speaker 2: happens because we have a lot of early risers in
- 9:58Speaker 2: this crowd, A lot of early risers. Right, people have
- 10:00Speaker 2: to get up, be at work at seven or five
- 10:02Speaker 2: whenever it is. You've listen to the radio on your
- 10:04Speaker 2: way to work.
- 10:05Speaker 1: We get that.
- 10:06Speaker 2: How many of you are responsible for waking up the
- 10:11Speaker 2: other members of your household at a minimum, being like
- 10:15Speaker 2: the you know, being the safety net, right, like having
- 10:19Speaker 2: to call and make sure that they are up and
- 10:21Speaker 2: they are moving around. Because it's a little bit of
- 10:25Speaker 2: a struggle. I am interested to know if that is
- 10:27Speaker 2: a common thing. And I because I think there's certain
- 10:32Speaker 2: things that I think lead to this, and a lot
- 10:35Speaker 2: of it has to do with the phone and what
- 10:36Speaker 2: you do with the phone, and also the fact that
- 10:39Speaker 2: I don't think a lot of people know how to
- 10:40Speaker 2: wake up early anymore. They don't know how to do
- 10:43Speaker 2: it mechanically. There is a science to it.
- 10:46Speaker 1: I can't sleep in anymore. I can't. I mean I
- 10:50Speaker 1: slept in last weekend, or maybe weekend before, I slept
- 10:54Speaker 1: in until like eight o'clock. Yeah, And but I've been
- 10:57Speaker 1: up during the night right right. If I go to
- 11:00Speaker 1: at a decent time, I'm gonna be up early. It's
- 11:03Speaker 1: just the way it is. Right now. I typically will
- 11:06Speaker 1: wake up a few seconds before my alarm goes off.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Oh dang, Oh, so yeah, you've got it down. But again,
- 11:11Speaker 2: this is this is something that you hone over time.
- 11:14Speaker 2: I'm wondering again, we might just be the weird ones.
- 11:16Speaker 2: Because we've worked in radio forever.
- 11:18Speaker 1: You have to become you.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Become a slave to the clock, right, Like it's very
- 11:21Speaker 2: important that you wake up at a certain time and
- 11:23Speaker 2: get to work at a certain time, so you just
- 11:24Speaker 2: kind of, you know, it gets baked in to who
- 11:27Speaker 2: you are, Like you just know how to force yourself
- 11:30Speaker 2: to get up. Some people don't have that. So maybe
- 11:31Speaker 2: it's weird. Maybe we're the ones that are weird. Maybe
- 11:35Speaker 2: maybe that's not the case for everyone else.
- 11:37Speaker 1: If we're the ones that are weird, I don't want
- 11:39Speaker 1: to be unweird.
- 11:39Speaker 2: So again, do you serve as the alarm clock for
- 11:43Speaker 2: other members of your household? Our phone numbers nine SEPN
- 11:47Speaker 2: nine six nine five sixteen twenty. If that is you,
- 11:50Speaker 2: please let us know, try and test out. I am
- 11:53Speaker 2: suspicious that this is becoming more common every single day.
- 11:57Speaker 2: We'll find out. Take a break back right seed twenty
- 12:00Speaker 2: ninety four to five wtw R you the alarm clock
- 12:03Speaker 2: for your family? Does everyone else struggle waking up while
- 12:07Speaker 2: you have figured it out?
- 12:10Speaker 1: That is the question, that's the question today.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Nine seven nine six nine sixteen twenty Jeff Jackson, Yeah, absolutely,
- 12:17Speaker 2: I am the alarm clock for my entire family.
- 12:21Speaker 1: Now it's different. I mean, if you've got littles, yeah,
- 12:24Speaker 1: you're waking them up.
- 12:25Speaker 2: You got it. Yeah, they're not gonna there.
- 12:27Speaker 1: I mean.
- 12:28Speaker 2: See, my dad when I was growing up was definitely
- 12:32Speaker 2: oh you you same yes, same dad with the alarm clock.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Dad would come on and he would come into the
- 12:37Speaker 1: room and just flip on the light yeah and say
- 12:40Speaker 1: get up, which I hate.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Oh did he do the harsh one? My dad didn't
- 12:43Speaker 2: do the harsh one. O. Your dad would harm and
- 12:45Speaker 2: do like the little tap tap tap. Oh, there was
- 12:47Speaker 2: no tap tax and he would just keep doing the
- 12:49Speaker 2: tap tap tap until you moved it, you know. After
- 12:53Speaker 2: a while then it would kind of, you know, evolve
- 12:55Speaker 2: into like yeah, then maybe the light would go on.
- 12:57Speaker 2: But he was not a harsh man when it came
- 12:59Speaker 2: to wake.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Now, if it was a kind day, there would be
- 13:02Speaker 1: a glass of orange juice sitting on my desk next
- 13:05Speaker 1: to my bed. Really, when the light would be fixed off,
- 13:10Speaker 1: there was no gentle honey, get up. There was none
- 13:13Speaker 1: of that.
- 13:13Speaker 2: I want to give you guys a hit if you
- 13:16Speaker 2: want to. If you're one of these people that it's like, hey,
- 13:18Speaker 2: I need to figure some way to get everybody wake up.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Step one, The alarm on your phone cannot be I know,
- 13:27Speaker 2: it cannot be a soothing sound. All of the sounds,
- 13:31Speaker 2: all the alarms on these phones nowadays, if you scroll
- 13:34Speaker 2: through them, they're very pleasing. They kind of ease your
- 13:37Speaker 2: way into waking up. Don't make that mistake. No, get
- 13:40Speaker 2: the loudest, most obnoxious classic alarm you can find. There's
- 13:44Speaker 2: one called alarm. If you have an Apple yet, go
- 13:46Speaker 2: to the classic sounds.
- 13:47Speaker 1: And I don't care if you don't like starting your
- 13:50Speaker 1: day harsh, if you got the issue, start your day.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Harsh, the harsh. And that's saying, well, I hate my alarm.
- 13:56Speaker 2: You're supposed to. Yeah, it's supposed to be the worst
- 13:58Speaker 2: sound you hear every day. That's what you do. That's
- 14:00Speaker 2: number one, number one. Step number two. If you use
- 14:04Speaker 2: your phone as your alarm clock, you better have at
- 14:07Speaker 2: least twenty to twenty five of those things set. You
- 14:10Speaker 2: better have a string of them all the way down
- 14:13Speaker 2: because the snooze thing will break your hearts every single time.
- 14:18Speaker 4: On top of that, you cannot leave your ringer off.
- 14:21Speaker 2: Oh ringer off? Yeah, don't yeh. See this is in general.
- 14:24Speaker 2: I say that if you're trying to be serious about
- 14:28Speaker 2: waking up. And again, we're telling you this because it
- 14:30Speaker 2: has been a life and death thing for everyone in
- 14:33Speaker 2: this room. If you didn't get to work on time
- 14:36Speaker 2: at least once or twenty but you'd be able to
- 14:38Speaker 2: get beg forgiveness once or twice, third or four time
- 14:41Speaker 2: you're fired.
- 14:42Speaker 1: No, I got fired from out. I got fired from
- 14:44Speaker 1: a radio station for being late once once. Now that
- 14:48Speaker 1: was the shortest period of time I was ever out
- 14:50Speaker 1: of work. I was out of work for twenty minutes.
- 14:54Speaker 1: And that's a cool story too.
- 14:55Speaker 2: But no, but still here. But so I, if you
- 14:59Speaker 2: really have to get up, don't use your phone.
- 15:04Speaker 1: No, get an alarm clock.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Get a physical alarm clock. They do still exist.
- 15:09Speaker 1: You can even get the ones that you know. They
- 15:13Speaker 1: My great aunts used to use them, the big bins, right.
- 15:16Speaker 1: They were a circular alarm clock. The bell was so enraging, right,
- 15:23Speaker 1: and you could not sleep through that. Nobody could sleep
- 15:26Speaker 1: through that.
- 15:28Speaker 2: So what you do is you take that alarm, you
- 15:31Speaker 2: walk across the room to the furthest point in the
- 15:34Speaker 2: room from your bed that you can find an outlet.
- 15:37Speaker 2: You plug it in there. So whenever that starts going off,
- 15:40Speaker 2: you have to get up out of bed to turn
- 15:43Speaker 2: it off. And by the time you do, guess what
- 15:45Speaker 2: you're standing. If you're standing, the battle is already won
- 15:50Speaker 2: for the most part. Text messages at nine seven nine,
- 15:53Speaker 2: six nine five, sixteen twenty, Jason says, Riley is silent
- 15:57Speaker 2: listening to y'all talking about not sleeping and praying that
- 16:00Speaker 2: the NHL job comes through real suit. I can see that.
- 16:02Speaker 2: I can see it in her eyes. He's like, wait
- 16:04Speaker 2: a minute, this is my life.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Wait, this is the people to do.
- 16:07Speaker 2: This is the career I chose that. Will Garrett says,
- 16:10Speaker 2: your father did you a favor. I immediately have less respect
- 16:14Speaker 2: for someone that can't drive themselves out of bed in
- 16:16Speaker 2: a timely manner. I would know that far. I don't
- 16:18Speaker 2: have less respect. I am very aware.
- 16:21Speaker 1: If it consistent. Yeah, if you if you're one of
- 16:25Speaker 1: these people that just won't do it, yeah, yeah, I'll
- 16:29Speaker 1: lose some respect for you.
- 16:30Speaker 2: It's just I think it's a it's a thing that
- 16:33Speaker 2: has gone away over the years, and it's because again,
- 16:36Speaker 2: like you guys, a lot of y'all just don't know
- 16:39Speaker 2: how horrible you have to make your morning routine. To
- 16:43Speaker 2: be able to have a morning routine that is consistent,
- 16:47Speaker 2: and I'm serious, horrible.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Consistency is theirs.
- 16:50Speaker 2: You want the worst case scenario for it. That's how
- 16:54Speaker 2: you learn how to do these things.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Michael texted in My oldest brother wouldn't get out of
- 16:58Speaker 1: bed whenever he was in high school, so my mother
- 17:01Speaker 1: would throw a glass of water on him to wake
- 17:03Speaker 1: him up and get him out of bed. I've considered
- 17:06Speaker 1: it done that. I've considered it.
- 17:08Speaker 2: The glass. The glass of water is I would say,
- 17:11Speaker 2: the last that the act of last resort.
- 17:15Speaker 1: No, the last result is last resort as a cattle
- 17:17Speaker 1: prod glass of waters, next to last chase.
- 17:22Speaker 2: My internal alarm is so in tune that I can
- 17:24Speaker 2: guess within ten minutes of what time I wake up.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Wow, same way, same.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Way I'll say this. I'm not even that way for
- 17:33Speaker 2: my kids. They are still young, and I enjoy waking
- 17:35Speaker 2: them up as this is the sweetest they will be
- 17:38Speaker 2: at that time of day. My wife, on the other hand,
- 17:41Speaker 2: a sleeping polar bear that I dare not wait. Yes,
- 17:46Speaker 2: my man, all right, we got to take a break.
- 17:49Speaker 2: We'll talk news ninety four five WTA W good morning,
- 17:52Speaker 2: I did want to get to this one because I
- 17:54Speaker 2: could see the confusion on your face. Can text in
- 17:56Speaker 2: two words as his tip for how to wake anybody up,
- 18:01Speaker 2: and that tip is frozen marbles. No, So what you
- 18:10Speaker 2: do is.
- 18:10Speaker 3: You get like the glass marbles and you put them
- 18:12Speaker 3: in the freezer and a cup and you put quite
- 18:14Speaker 3: a few of them. And then what you o, kid
- 18:16Speaker 3: won't wake up? You pick the blanket up and drop
- 18:19Speaker 3: them on the bed. And where you're sunk it in
- 18:21Speaker 3: the bed, the marble's fault where you are, and every
- 18:23Speaker 3: time you move.
- 18:23Speaker 4: They move with you.
- 18:24Speaker 1: Oh dear God.
- 18:25Speaker 2: It's basically like finding a way to attach little tiny
- 18:28Speaker 2: ice cubes that don't melt and don't like, don't soak
- 18:32Speaker 2: into the bed or anything. It just it makes it
- 18:34Speaker 2: impossible to become condidraal.
- 18:38Speaker 1: I love that. Michael who texted in earlier about his
- 18:40Speaker 1: mom tossing water so water boarding her son trying to
- 18:43Speaker 1: get him out of bed. Now we have this sounds
- 18:46Speaker 1: very guantanamo. I like it.
- 18:50Speaker 2: I like it too. John Bennett, an old school broadcaster
- 18:54Speaker 2: texting back in the day, and yes, I am old.
- 18:56Speaker 2: I used a wind up along clock no battery set
- 18:59Speaker 2: across the room, so I had to turn it off
- 19:01Speaker 2: because my job was to turn on the television transmitter
- 19:06Speaker 2: for KBTX back in the day, drive over and throw
- 19:10Speaker 2: that big switch to start the broadcast day. Yes, that's
- 19:14Speaker 2: a job you were not allowed to ever miss.
- 19:19Speaker 1: People will be late.
- 19:20Speaker 2: They will just absolutely wild today, very very hot. One
- 19:24Speaker 2: hundred and two, maybe one hundred and three for the high,
- 19:26Speaker 2: one hundred and eight for the feels like down to
- 19:28Speaker 2: the seventies to nine. We'll have a heat advisory starting
- 19:30Speaker 2: at noon. Weather. It's brought to you by our friends
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- 19:49Speaker 1: Member FDIC from the wta W newsroom, I'm will welch.
- 19:54Speaker 1: The Bryan Police Department says skeletal remains were uncovered in
- 19:58Speaker 1: the fifty nine hundred Bloc Jones Road. A surveying crew
- 20:02Speaker 1: located the remains near what appears to be a homeless encampment.
- 20:05Speaker 1: The condition of the remains is poor and they have
- 20:08Speaker 1: been unable to determine the identity or sex. A man
- 20:12Speaker 1: was arrested after approaching two girls while they were painting
- 20:14Speaker 1: parking spaces outside A and M Consolidated High School on Tuesday.
- 20:19Speaker 1: The girls called police after they say the man would
- 20:21Speaker 1: not leave them alone and they became uncomfortable. Thirty six
- 20:25Speaker 1: year old Bob Escobel says he approached the girls to
- 20:27Speaker 1: work on his social skills. Reports say he was swaying
- 20:31Speaker 1: back and forth and his speech was slurred. He denied
- 20:34Speaker 1: having alcohol or other intoxicants in his system and said
- 20:37Speaker 1: he planned to walk home. Escabel failed a Field sobriety
- 20:40Speaker 1: test and was arrested for public intoxication. He was released
- 20:44Speaker 1: on a personal recognisance bond, even though this was his
- 20:47Speaker 1: twenty sixth visit to the Brass County jail. His previous
- 20:51Speaker 1: arrest included several for criminal trespass, possession, public intoxication, and
- 20:56Speaker 1: assault of EMS personnel. A man wanted in connection with
- 21:00Speaker 1: the shooting death of a Brenham man is behind bars.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Twenty two year old Trenton Gilbert surrendered himself to police
- 21:06Speaker 1: in Brenham Wednesday morning. Gilbert has been charged with murder
- 21:10Speaker 1: and is being held without bond. Governor Greg Abbott is
- 21:13Speaker 1: proposing a ban on H one B visas for public
- 21:17Speaker 1: education workers and teachers, seeking to eradicate so called classroom
- 21:21Speaker 1: in doctrination. Speaking to reporters, Abbot said, American students should
- 21:26Speaker 1: be taught by American educators, and.
- 21:29Speaker 6: We're tired of the federal government not putting limits on
- 21:32Speaker 6: who can come in under H one b's and because
- 21:35Speaker 6: of the federal government's failure to control H one Bavisas
- 21:38Speaker 6: Texas is having to put our foot.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Down, Abbott once the item passed next legislative session. Meanwhile,
- 21:44Speaker 1: his Democrat opponent, Gina Hinojosa says Abbot has driven more
- 21:48Speaker 1: teachers away from classrooms than any other governor, and large
- 21:51Speaker 1: school districts may need the foreign employees. It's not a
- 21:55Speaker 1: good look for the University of Texas San Antonio. They
- 21:58Speaker 1: have one of the top cyber security programs, yet the
- 22:01Speaker 1: university systems were breached.
- 22:04Speaker 7: UTSA says their systems were responding to unauthorized activity over
- 22:08Speaker 7: the weekend. Their IT team detected the breach before it
- 22:11Speaker 7: reached core systems. As a result, officials said they will
- 22:14Speaker 7: delay the start of classes to next Monday, August twenty fourth.
- 22:18Speaker 1: This precautionary measure gives them time to properly.
- 22:20Speaker 7: Restore any services that were affected by the cyber breach.
- 22:23Speaker 1: Classes were to begin today.
- 22:26Speaker 7: UTSA says no university data was accessed or stolen, and
- 22:30Speaker 7: they'll continue to monitor the system. Eric likem TSN news.
- 22:34Speaker 1: A minor league baseball coach has been picked up by
- 22:36Speaker 1: immigration officials in Texas. The man is now facing deportation.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Here's Connor McShane with more.
- 22:43Speaker 8: The family of this guy, his name is Oswaldo Perea
- 22:46Speaker 8: and he's originally from Venezuela says he was detained at
- 22:49Speaker 8: Alpasso International Airport early Sunday morning. Works as a catching
- 22:53Speaker 8: court dator for the Triple A affiliate of the Padres there.
- 22:56Speaker 8: His wife tells the Athletic he was trying to fly
- 23:00Speaker 8: to the family home in Arizona. Prea has a pending
- 23:03Speaker 8: asylum application, but according to his brother, he did not
- 23:07Speaker 8: have his work permit card when they stopped him.
- 23:09Speaker 1: He works for the Padres Triple A affiliate, the El
- 23:12Speaker 1: Paso Chihuahuas. The organization says they are working to gather
- 23:16Speaker 1: additional information about the situation, Highway six will be closed
- 23:20Speaker 1: at Briarcrest Drive in Brian's Saturday morning. The intermitted lane
- 23:24Speaker 1: closures will be in effect from six until eight am
- 23:27Speaker 1: as BTU removes power lines to make way for progress
- 23:31Speaker 1: on the Big Six project. BTU says they hope to
- 23:34Speaker 1: have the work done as quickly as possible. They expect
- 23:37Speaker 1: lane closures to last approximately ten minutes at a time
- 23:41Speaker 1: and no customer outages are anticipated. In association with the work,
- 23:45Speaker 1: a heat advisory will take effect at noon today and
- 23:48Speaker 1: be in place through Friday evening. Temperatures will reach triple
- 23:52Speaker 1: digits and heat index values are expected to reach one
- 23:55Speaker 1: hundred eight degrees. Remember to drink plenty of fluid state
- 23:58Speaker 1: in air conditioning, avoid the sun, and check on neighbors
- 24:01Speaker 1: and relatives where lightweight and loose fitting clothing went outside.
- 24:05Speaker 1: Try to limit strenuous activities to early morning or evening.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Heat Stroke is a medical emergency. If you or someone
- 24:12Speaker 1: you know has stopped sweating when you should be call
- 24:15Speaker 1: nine to one. One News is presented by American Momentum Bank.
- 24:19Speaker 1: More News at eight o'clock or anytime at WTAW dot com.
- 24:24Speaker 1: I'm will welch sixteen twenty ninety four to five WTA W.
- 24:28Speaker 2: Sixteen twenty ninety four five WTAW It's Thursday. We're the infomaniacs.
- 24:32Speaker 2: Good morning. Nine seven ninety sixty nine five sixteen twenty
- 24:35Speaker 2: is our phone number. You can also text us if
- 24:36Speaker 2: that works too, at whichever you prefer. Weather today really hot.
- 24:40Speaker 2: One hundred and two for the actual, one hundred and
- 24:43Speaker 2: eight for the feels like You're gonna have a heat
- 24:44Speaker 2: advisory starting around noon, and then it's going to just
- 24:47Speaker 2: be the rest of the weekend like that, because yes,
- 24:50Speaker 2: it will get hotter over the next three days and
- 24:54Speaker 2: down to the seventies tonight. So that'll give you something,
- 24:57Speaker 2: I suppose as far as relief weather, it's brought to
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- 25:10Speaker 3: We'll hear from A and Volleyball head coach Jamie Morrison
- 25:13Speaker 3: as he previews this weekend's A v c A first
- 25:16Speaker 3: serve match against Louisville and sports.
- 25:18Speaker 2: I'm worried about the story because I'm not sure that
- 25:22Speaker 2: anyone in the room or anyone listening knows what a
- 25:25Speaker 2: Minards is.
- 25:26Speaker 1: I do, Oh do you? Yeah?
- 25:28Speaker 4: I don't.
- 25:28Speaker 2: What's your experience with Minards?
- 25:30Speaker 1: Will Well? I mean it's just a big kind of
- 25:33Speaker 1: department store, right, Yes it is.
- 25:35Speaker 2: But it see for us to say it's a big
- 25:37Speaker 2: department store. It would be if we went to the Midwest,
- 25:42Speaker 2: like if we went to a school.
- 25:43Speaker 1: We got one here. We do not, we havet we do.
- 25:45Speaker 1: It's at the mall.
- 25:47Speaker 2: We have a Minard's.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty sure where the old Dillards was. Oh no, no,
- 25:52Speaker 1: no way, Hold don't have a Minards.
- 25:54Speaker 9: What's that?
- 25:54Speaker 1: What's that store that's over there?
- 25:55Speaker 2: But that's a different I don't know the name of it,
- 25:58Speaker 2: but I promise you that it's not. Okay, all right Minards?
- 26:03Speaker 2: Is you know how HB is in Texas?
- 26:07Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 26:08Speaker 2: Can you imagine something being bigger than that? That's what
- 26:11Speaker 2: I've the legend, That's what I've heard in Minnesota.
- 26:15Speaker 1: This is big.
- 26:15Speaker 2: I mean it's bigger than church. Y'all they lose if
- 26:19Speaker 2: you said Minards down the hallway. Brian Christopher from one
- 26:23Speaker 2: seven spent a lot of time up in Minnesota. In Minnesota,
- 26:27Speaker 2: he would come screaming down the hall singing this song.
- 26:33Speaker 1: You say big money, you say big money? Where you
- 26:37Speaker 1: shut This.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Is like a pavlobs dog response to people from the Midwest.
- 26:45Speaker 2: It's a big deal. Here's how big of a deal
- 26:47Speaker 2: it is. The reason if I'm bringing it up, he's
- 26:50Speaker 2: a UPS worker. It's going to be facing some like
- 26:54Speaker 2: some serious charges because of something Manards related. Hey, wta
- 26:59Speaker 2: W you're on the radio. What do you have for
- 27:01Speaker 2: us today? The store the murdocks. But it's all that
- 27:10Speaker 2: And if you again, if you said that in Minnesota,
- 27:13Speaker 2: it would cause a fight, an absolute fights. But but
- 27:19Speaker 2: that said, thank you for for cluing us in there, sir.
- 27:22Speaker 2: But yeah, Manards, so UPS. She's the livers for the UPS,
- 27:27Speaker 2: for the USPS. You wait, I thought it was postal service.
- 27:30Speaker 1: Postal's postal.
- 27:32Speaker 2: It's even worse. Yeah, she was skimming the mail to
- 27:37Speaker 2: steal people's Minards rebates.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Yes, not only that, she was also stealing the actual
- 27:45Speaker 1: rebate cards and cashing them in herself.
- 27:47Speaker 2: Because everyone knows you see you say big money when
- 27:52Speaker 2: you shot Manards. I'll try to translate this into Texan.
- 27:57Speaker 2: Imagine someone's stealing all your coals cash. Okay, that's that's
- 28:03Speaker 2: you were starting to get in the area of how
- 28:07Speaker 2: serious of a charge that is. That's like a it's
- 28:09Speaker 2: almost a hanging charge, almost stealing people's Minard's money. By
- 28:14Speaker 2: the way, Minard's such a big deal.
- 28:15Speaker 6: You know.
- 28:15Speaker 2: They make remixes of that song. What I'm serious, whole
- 28:20Speaker 2: there's a whole genre of people that remix that Minard's
- 28:23Speaker 2: jingle get ready.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Are we? Are we approaching the drop? Yeah?
- 28:29Speaker 2: The beats about the drop baby, I would have already
- 28:34Speaker 2: dropped it, So why to let it?
- 28:36Speaker 6: Bill?
- 28:46Speaker 1: If you played this little.
- 28:47Speaker 2: Rave in Minnesota, they say that the rout would come off. Yea,
- 28:52Speaker 2: they would melt the club down. So again, just too,
- 29:03Speaker 2: this is amazing.
- 29:04Speaker 1: He gets old. It's old.
- 29:08Speaker 2: AGV. We work on it. No, I guess we have jingles.
- 29:10Speaker 1: No, yeah, we've got all the jingles.
- 29:11Speaker 2: All right, take a break back after this.
- 29:18Speaker 4: Good morning.
- 29:18Speaker 3: I'm Riley Flirky with your morning sports update on sixteen,
- 29:22Speaker 3: twenty ninety four five wta W. This update is brought
- 29:26Speaker 3: to you by Airserve of aggieland visit airserve dot com
- 29:29Speaker 3: for their discounted summer tune up offer airserve of aggieland
- 29:33Speaker 3: helping you and your electric bills breathe easy. The Aggie
- 29:37Speaker 3: soccer team lost a three to two battle against Texas
- 29:40Speaker 3: State last night at Bobcat Soccer Complex. Middlefielder Trinity Buchanan
- 29:45Speaker 3: only needed forty seconds to break the scoring seal when
- 29:48Speaker 3: she scored her team leading third goal of the season
- 29:51Speaker 3: with an assist from Ava Sexton, which is the fifth
- 29:54Speaker 3: quickest goal in A and M history. With the start
- 29:57Speaker 3: of the A and and volleyball season just two days away,
- 30:00Speaker 3: head coach Jamie Morrison recap what he learned about his
- 30:03Speaker 3: team from watching film from the exhibition match they played
- 30:06Speaker 3: against Baalor.
- 30:07Speaker 10: I think, first and foremost the way we competed, and
- 30:09Speaker 10: that was all sixteen people that were on the roster
- 30:11Speaker 10: and staff included. Just there were so many times that
- 30:13Speaker 10: I noticed our bench rushing towards the court to the
- 30:16Speaker 10: point where they got warned during an exhibition that where
- 30:18Speaker 10: we got worn for yelguards. So I think that was
- 30:21Speaker 10: number one. I think the second one that we talked
- 30:23Speaker 10: a lot about it was the first final five minutes
- 30:24Speaker 10: of video that we watched was just the ability to
- 30:27Speaker 10: put pressure on them in a lot of different ways.
- 30:29Speaker 10: I thought our serve was pretty elite during that and
- 30:31Speaker 10: keeping people off guard a little bit. They didn't know
- 30:34Speaker 10: kind of what was coming from server to server. I
- 30:36Speaker 10: think the second piece was just the block's ability to
- 30:39Speaker 10: get touches and ability to turn those, and our ability
- 30:41Speaker 10: to set out a system and take some big rips
- 30:44Speaker 10: in some places along those lines. So I think across
- 30:46Speaker 10: the board, just that ability to put pressure on somebody
- 30:49Speaker 10: for a long periods of time.
- 30:50Speaker 3: Coach Morrison also previewed this weekend's AVCA first serve match
- 30:54Speaker 3: against Louisville.
- 30:56Speaker 10: I think it'll be a very similar team and the
- 30:58Speaker 10: thing I told our team this the thing I like
- 30:59Speaker 10: about at the beginning this season. It's like solving a
- 31:01Speaker 10: puzzle while you're playing volleyball, and it's a fun, unique,
- 31:04Speaker 10: stressful opportunity for us to go play volleyball in that way.
- 31:08Speaker 10: So they could come out with a very summer lineup,
- 31:10Speaker 10: they could change, they could come out with the summer
- 31:12Speaker 10: lone lineup and all of a sudden things are slightly
- 31:13Speaker 10: different than what it was last year. So it'll be
- 31:15Speaker 10: a little bit of bobbing and weaving probably for the
- 31:17Speaker 10: first ten or fifteen points, but they have a lot
- 31:19Speaker 10: of pieces that come back. They had to Brooke Baltimore,
- 31:21Speaker 10: who were familiar with just from our time in Kentucky,
- 31:24Speaker 10: So I think it's something that we can be familiar with.
- 31:26Speaker 1: But again, teams change.
- 31:27Speaker 10: Could we like to run behind the cutter a little
- 31:29Speaker 10: bit more than we have in the past, So that'll
- 31:30Speaker 10: be a piece of it. The nice thing is they
- 31:33Speaker 10: can really run any route, so I think again going
- 31:36Speaker 10: back to you can keep people off balance, you can
- 31:38Speaker 10: run your offense in a lot of different ways. So
- 31:40Speaker 10: I'll leave it at that, just in case Low Bowl's listening.
- 31:42Speaker 3: The defending National champions will face Louisville, a rematch of
- 31:46Speaker 3: last year's Sweet Sixteen Classic in the season opener on
- 31:49Speaker 3: Friday night, with Bursts Serve set for five o'clock. In
- 31:52Speaker 3: the MLB last night, the Texas Rangers fell six to
- 31:55Speaker 3: zero to the Washington Nationals. Rangers manager Skip Schumacher recap
- 31:59Speaker 3: the Low.
- 32:00Speaker 5: We had five base runners all night, so he was
- 32:02Speaker 5: tough a lot of different weapons. I mean, I don't
- 32:05Speaker 5: generally like giving the other side credit, the other picture credit,
- 32:09Speaker 5: but he was as good as I've seen in the
- 32:11Speaker 5: league all year, you know, ninety seven at the top,
- 32:14Speaker 5: ninety two mine hour change up, ninety five mine hour cutter,
- 32:17Speaker 5: and a really good sweeper, ninety mine our crew bombing.
- 32:20Speaker 1: He had some weapons. So we just didn't We just
- 32:23Speaker 1: couldn't get anything going.
- 32:24Speaker 5: I mean, that's just the bottom line. And we had
- 32:26Speaker 5: a guy on first and second I think a couple
- 32:28Speaker 5: of times, and that was that was about it. I
- 32:30Speaker 5: felt like Kellennick took some good at bats. Evan Carter
- 32:33Speaker 5: took some good at bats. Obviously, Corey Seeger, you know,
- 32:35Speaker 5: loved the way he's swinging the bat right now. But
- 32:38Speaker 5: you know, other than that, it was a challenging night
- 32:40Speaker 5: for our offense.
- 32:41Speaker 3: The Houston Astros broke their three game losing streak last
- 32:44Speaker 3: night against the Los Angeles Angels, beating the Angels three
- 32:48Speaker 3: to two.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Tonight.
- 32:49Speaker 3: In the NFL, the Houston Texans are gearing up to
- 32:52Speaker 3: face the Los Angeles Raiders in preseason Week two. Kickoff
- 32:56Speaker 3: for the Texans and Raiders game is set for seven
- 32:58Speaker 3: o'clock tonight. That your morning sports update brought to you
- 33:01Speaker 3: by air serve of Aggie Land On sixteen, twenty ninety four,
- 33:05Speaker 3: five WTA W I'm Riley Flerky.
- 33:08Speaker 2: Sixteen twenty ninety four to five WTAW, Good morning. We
- 33:11Speaker 2: are the info maniacs, and yeah hot today, very hot
- 33:14Speaker 2: one hundred and two is that they're calling for for
- 33:16Speaker 2: the actual temperature down at the seventy tonight and we
- 33:18Speaker 2: will be in a heat advisory throughout the weekend starting
- 33:20Speaker 2: at noon.
- 33:21Speaker 1: Weather.
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- 33:32Speaker 2: nine and sixty nine five sixteen twenty. Hey, Amy says,
- 33:35Speaker 2: thanks guys now. The Eminards jingle is stuck in my head.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Same Amy. Actually, Tucker and I both took a little
- 33:42Speaker 1: DJ break and we're coming back and I was tossing
- 33:46Speaker 1: my head around and then Tucker walks in and he
- 33:49Speaker 1: was singing the jingle.
- 33:50Speaker 2: It's yeah, it doesn't take long, dude.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Then you're reinforcing that things.
- 33:55Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just said, you know, you want a
- 33:57Speaker 2: reference a Vima that missed it. You don't want to
- 33:59Speaker 2: miss out everyone's humming, you know, Yeah, get crazy tent,
- 34:05Speaker 2: a big tent on the show Man. There's so many
- 34:09Speaker 2: bear stories in the news because the bear invasion is real,
- 34:11Speaker 2: isn't crazy. There's there was a story I saw today
- 34:15Speaker 2: about this poor woman a car that a bear broke into.
- 34:21Speaker 2: Bear broke in, but the bear couldn't get out. Oh
- 34:23Speaker 2: that sucks and uh and the bear died. But she
- 34:26Speaker 2: was out of town. So she comes home to a
- 34:30Speaker 2: like three day old dead bear in that car. How
- 34:33Speaker 2: do you clean that?
- 34:35Speaker 1: Don't just do ye?
- 34:36Speaker 2: Just just get rid of the car.
- 34:38Speaker 1: There's no stick up that's gonna You can't hang one
- 34:40Speaker 1: of those pine tree air fresheners in there and make
- 34:42Speaker 1: that go away.
- 34:43Speaker 2: I kind of imagine what that looked like in there.
- 34:46Speaker 2: But in Kentucky, because now it's not just in like
- 34:49Speaker 2: Lake Tahoe, it's in Kentucky. You got bear invasions everywhere,
- 34:54Speaker 2: like this one woman, like it literally went into her
- 34:56Speaker 2: house and stole her KFC.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, original man.
- 35:00Speaker 2: I mean, that's anyway you want to hear from her,
- 35:03Speaker 2: We've got time. This is bear lady.
- 35:05Speaker 9: My sister started calling me at like five in the morning,
- 35:09Speaker 9: and I declined her at least twice, and she just
- 35:12Speaker 9: kept calling, and I answered the call and she was like, Bro,
- 35:16Speaker 9: there's a bear and it just walked out of your
- 35:18Speaker 9: house and it came down your steps. It came and
- 35:21Speaker 9: looked at me, dead in the eyes on my side
- 35:23Speaker 9: of the yard. She said she actually heard the table
- 35:25Speaker 9: shatter from inside her house, and she thought that it
- 35:27Speaker 9: was a car wreck outside.
- 35:28Speaker 4: I'm a little side over my KFC.
- 35:31Speaker 9: Definitely, don't leave your leftover KFC on the kitchen table.
- 35:34Speaker 2: You can't even leave your.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Yeah, can't leave your leftover KFC out a bira.
- 35:38Speaker 4: I'll get it, said a great sense of smell to
- 35:41Speaker 4: be able.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Well, they do, don't bear.
- 35:42Speaker 2: The bears are a menace, and they're becoming more menacing.
- 35:47Speaker 2: So let's stop thinking about that unpleasantness for a second
- 35:50Speaker 2: and get back to something that'll put a smile on
- 35:53Speaker 2: your face on a Thursday morning, Because it's time, ladies
- 35:56Speaker 2: and gentlemen, for our favorite tradition on the show.
- 36:00Speaker 1: HI will so rumor out there, guys that orthodontists everywhere
- 36:07Speaker 1: are going to go on strike. Okay, brace yourselves. I
- 36:14Speaker 1: wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out
- 36:16Speaker 1: of jail, but apparently you can't end a sentence with
- 36:20Speaker 1: a proposition. That's a winner. You know, every single fortune
- 36:26Speaker 1: teller I've ever met is either incredibly depressing or way
- 36:30Speaker 1: too enthusiastic. Why is it so hard to find a
- 36:34Speaker 1: happy medium? What do you call a man with no shins?
- 36:41Speaker 1: What do you call a man with no sins? Tony, Tony? Yeah.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Whenever I think about the nineteen eighties, my first thought
- 36:54Speaker 1: is of a boom box. Oh, I just realized that's
- 36:58Speaker 1: just a stereotype. Though.
- 37:02Speaker 2: That's gonna go over a lot of kids' heads. Will
- 37:04Speaker 2: I thought that might gonna go kids heads.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Sometimes when I think to myself that my life has
- 37:10Speaker 1: no direction, I remember that downhill is a direction, And finally.
- 37:18Speaker 2: I like that that's that's fantastic.
- 37:21Speaker 1: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently. I
- 37:26Speaker 1: don't know what he lays them with, but I've been
- 37:29Speaker 1: tripping all day.
- 37:30Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that one got Tucker.
- 37:36Speaker 2: I wanted I wanted you just to appreciate the setup
- 37:39Speaker 2: for that a little while longer before you got Yeah.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Oh man, all killer today, all kill, Thank you killer, Yeah,
- 37:48Speaker 2: thank you