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BEST BITS: Vintage Honker Chat · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day.
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  Speaker 2: Good hell of a caffeine fix from your local Night
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  Speaker 2: and Day.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Aching Big Show with j Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 3: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
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  Speaker 4: We get sent a lot of stuff, a lot of
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  Speaker 4: messages and things on Instagram, and sometimes we get sent
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  Speaker 4: stuff physically in the mail. Yes, something arrived while we
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  Speaker 4: were in christ Church that I think is very interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Go on.
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  Speaker 4: It was sent by an anonymous person, which is always
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  Speaker 4: a massive red flag. Sure, however, after opening it, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure if it's real or not, but this
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  Speaker 4: person claims to be a member of your family, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay, but no names or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: Name here we go.
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  Speaker 4: So I immediately thought it was fake. But apparently it's your
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  Speaker 4: diary from when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Right, did you have a diary?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did have a diary. I started with the
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  Speaker 1: words very early on though. Yet oh yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: always a bit of a scriber, way back way back
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  Speaker 1: in the day. You know, I used to like to
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  Speaker 1: sort of right about what happened in the day. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how I was going, and so sure, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. It's a bit later on in life. You
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  Speaker 1: could look, man, I could look back and go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I was doing at that time. But I've
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  Speaker 1: lost them all. Sure you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: If this is real? And to be honest, I've read
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  Speaker 4: a couple of them and it sounds pretty accurate. The
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  Speaker 4: first inscription is from January nineteen eighty eight. How would
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  Speaker 4: you have been then?
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  Speaker 2: Like seven, seven ninety eight?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, seven seven years old?
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  Speaker 4: Are you comfortable for me to read out?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it means what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, it won't be his. What do you mean? Well,
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  Speaker 2: one of the chances that somebody's seen in.
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  Speaker 1: I see and you too, Magie, and you as well.
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  Speaker 4: Right, So if you don't mind, I'll read it out
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  Speaker 4: and you verify it then whether or not it's yours.
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  Speaker 1: Or I'll know immediately if it's mine or not.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, actually bet you'll get wid I'm just going to
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  Speaker 4: some just to really set the mood, because I think
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  Speaker 4: you'll find it matches quite nicely. January eighteenth, nineteen eighty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Seven seven okay, dearest.
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  Speaker 2: Diary, Wow quite close?
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  Speaker 1: Now that sounds right.
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  Speaker 4: Lo tis cold this morning, the world sits weary on
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  Speaker 4: my chest, and neath such burden my spirit's lag, whilst the.
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  Speaker 1: Owl was a melancholy kid. Yes, that's sounding quite accurate
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  Speaker 1: at the moment, right, yeah, whilst the owl with its
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  Speaker 1: great plumage to wit to wooz that the day has
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  Speaker 1: to begun. Oh there was always an owl outside my
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  Speaker 1: window too, Maggie that would never shut up. That's where
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  Speaker 1: I can think I get my fear of it from, right.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: This part definitely sounds like you Myrtle with heavy buzzy
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  Speaker 4: is ready's the stove?
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  Speaker 2: Who's Myrtle? She was?
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  Speaker 1: She was like home, help help, Yeah, yeah, right, while
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  Speaker 1: I was sort of fringing nobility, you know what I mean. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she was lovely Myrtle. She was kind of like my
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  Speaker 1: kind of like my mum. Really. She looked after me
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  Speaker 1: and to me and treat me if you like. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I would have said buzzies, but I can.
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  Speaker 4: This is what it says here. Myrtle with heavy buzzies
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  Speaker 4: rides the stove.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know why that's relevant.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's because you could just.
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  Speaker 2: Go merdle a stove. I don't know why you have
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  Speaker 2: to mention.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like a bit of an implant.
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  Speaker 4: There an implant.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're feeling that. It feels like a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of editorial.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I swear, I'm not her.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't a felthy kid bogie, I.
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  Speaker 4: Know, glassy stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're seven.
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  Speaker 4: Her clanging and endeavor roused me from my torpor. List
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  Speaker 4: of the day parts me by the stables to be
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  Speaker 4: mucked and fields to be hold, whilst the sun releases
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  Speaker 4: its golden arc overhead. Let us begin, Yeah right, just
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  Speaker 4: put the V in. Let us begin. Then weary travelers
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  Speaker 4: lay down, They quill and half mongrel and rise. Jason
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  Speaker 4: Charles Mortem, Theodore Hoyt Esquire.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, that actually sounds quite active, right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So do you reckon that is your diary?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I definitely used to get half mongols, especially right especially
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  Speaker 1: when Myrtle was clattering around in the kitchen there and she.
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  Speaker 2: The heavy buzzies.
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  Speaker 4: Right, so drinking this says your diary.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does sound very familiar action.
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  Speaker 4: It's something that a lot of radio shows do, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you read out your childhood diary. But I think we
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  Speaker 4: could really do something with this, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 4: We could turn it into something more and more it's
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  Speaker 4: just the first page. There's a lot more about murder
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  Speaker 4: than thee the whole act.
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  Speaker 3: Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy Jace.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Kezy, do you ever play sports with your way?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: Right? No sports once?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: She hates sport, all sport, yes, even watching sport. No,
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't mind watching it, but she hates playing it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. So the only thing you guys would compete in
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  Speaker 4: is probably like scrabble you've been playing recently, yes, And
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  Speaker 4: how does that usually turn out?
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. Like with regards to the scrabble keysy,
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  Speaker 1: she's always talked about how good she is and all
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  Speaker 1: her mates, you know, tell me about how good she
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  Speaker 1: is at scrabble. Turns out I'm much better, and that
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  Speaker 1: I tend to dominate. But what I realized very quickly
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  Speaker 1: was this is kind of her thing, right, and me
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  Speaker 1: playing the big guy and giving her an ass whooping
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  Speaker 1: every time probably isn't a good thing for our relationship.
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  Speaker 1: So I deliberately lose.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay. And then that extra thing you do of
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  Speaker 4: being in a horror of the mood afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: That's just all Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You are a good act. Yeah, thank you man, thank
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  Speaker 4: you not even coming in here in a bad mood, even.
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  Speaker 1: Me like sleeping in the spare room. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, throwing stuff around the place. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a performance, just to sell the fact that she feels
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  Speaker 1: like she's totally dominated.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, so that's how you're playing it, so.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, Keys, I would give her an absolute hiding if
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  Speaker 1: that was the reality. If I was playing scrabble properly,
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  Speaker 1: there would be no competition. I'll just say that's just
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  Speaker 1: between me and you though.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, you wouldn't want that to get out. Do
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  Speaker 4: you use Latin words? But you do, oh occasionally. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I've got a huge vocabulary. So one thing, like my
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  Speaker 4: partner and I, we both like playing sports. She's a
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  Speaker 4: very good knitballer. She's got a touch rugby and a
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  Speaker 4: lot of other things. She's just naturally quite coordinated, which
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  Speaker 4: is quite cool. Sure, So lately she's been playing a
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  Speaker 4: lot of squash, So I'll play her at squash and
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  Speaker 4: that's fine. We have a lot of fun. We then
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  Speaker 4: played tennis on SETI and I realized there's there are
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  Speaker 4: certain sports that you should and shouldn't play with your partner, right, sure,
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  Speaker 4: So with tennis, it's a game where if you can't
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  Speaker 4: hit the ball back over the net like your unco like,
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  Speaker 4: not like your unco like. Let's just say you're used
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  Speaker 4: to pla playing squash, so you haven't hit a tennis ball,
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  Speaker 4: and it's quite different and less forgiving. You could get
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  Speaker 4: quite frustrated because you can't even have a game. Sure, right,
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  Speaker 4: and guess what in this situation, I couldn't even hit
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  Speaker 4: the ball over the net.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, that's good. I thought you were going
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  Speaker 1: somewhere else there.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, she was. She had hit it back
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  Speaker 4: every time. And then because I used to play a
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  Speaker 4: weaver at a tennis and I could hit it quite well,
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  Speaker 4: and I thought I was still at that level, and
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  Speaker 4: I just wasn't. I'm used to playing other sports. I
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  Speaker 4: couldn't even hit it over the net. I was getting
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  Speaker 4: furious with myself. And I never get angry. Jase, you'll
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  Speaker 4: know that, Jace, Yeah, man, yeah, okay, good. So what
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  Speaker 4: I had to do was I literally put my racket
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  Speaker 4: up to my face and said, why are you getting angry?
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  Speaker 4: This is just stupid. You're just playing tennis with your wife.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you have some fun.
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  Speaker 1: While you were saying just off off here before that,
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  Speaker 1: that was the fourth racket that you put up to
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  Speaker 1: your face because she had smashed the other three. I
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  Speaker 1: was amazed you had four rackets. Yeah, okay, And I
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  Speaker 1: really can't visualize Keesy smashing his tennis racket because he's
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  Speaker 1: getting his ars handed to him in a tennis match.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you were going to make a joke about
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  Speaker 4: the reason the tennis rackets broke is because I put
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  Speaker 4: it up against my face and my nose went through.
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  Speaker 1: The stream as well.
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  Speaker 4: I was like ready for it, but you didn't do it.
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  Speaker 4: And then I've basically put together a list of sports
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  Speaker 4: that we can play together where I won't get mad.
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  Speaker 4: In the end, we actually enjoyed ourselves. So tennis is
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  Speaker 4: bad because if you can't hit it back, you can't
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  Speaker 4: actually play the game. And also the ball can roll
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  Speaker 4: all the way down to the end of the tennis courts.
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  Speaker 4: You're in a horror of a mood. You have to
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  Speaker 4: now walk all the way down and grab the tennis
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  Speaker 4: ball come all the way back. That's bad. Squash is
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  Speaker 4: good because you can play pretty much with yourself because
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  Speaker 4: you've got walls all around you, the game will keep going.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you were saying, the last time you played squash,
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  Speaker 1: you did play with yourself.
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  Speaker 4: That was afterwards. That so squash is good. So if
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  Speaker 4: you're to play one on one volleyball with your partner,
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  Speaker 4: that's a bad idea because once again, the ball has
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  Speaker 4: to go over and you have to be decent enough
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  Speaker 4: to actually hit it over for the game to happen. However, badminton,
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  Speaker 4: which you can do with that same net, is very
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  Speaker 4: forgiving because you can hit the crap out of the
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  Speaker 4: little shuttle cock and they can hit it, and you
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  Speaker 4: can have a little game.
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  Speaker 1: Quite a lot of emphasis on the second part of that.
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  Speaker 4: You've got golf. Don't play a game of golf against
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  Speaker 4: one another. Play ambrose as a couple against another couple.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I overheard of ambrose in my life.
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  Speaker 4: So ambrose is basically where you both hit a ball
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  Speaker 4: and wherever the best one lands, you picked the other
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  Speaker 4: one up and you both hit from that spot, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: So it's like ball, and so it's very forgiving. You
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  Speaker 4: don't get bogged down.
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  Speaker 1: And how you were before that, you did that with
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  Speaker 1: your wife and she could only hit it like ten meters?
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  Speaker 4: Did I say that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, And so you actually gave up on playing
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  Speaker 1: golf with you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I played with myself afterwards. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's right, your thinks.
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  Speaker 3: The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 3: and Kisey.
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  Speaker 1: I bought myself a chocolate fudge brownie mogih on the
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  Speaker 1: little vending chair across the way. Yeah, I did, And
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  Speaker 1: because you triggered me with one of your things that
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  Speaker 1: you were eating protein, your protein bar, and I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what it's actually hitting the spot.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like that?
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  Speaker 1: It's really nice, man, because buying things like that and
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  Speaker 1: it's like I wanted I buy that. There's a waste
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  Speaker 1: of time.
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  Speaker 4: Are we doing chocolate chat here?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: But listen, before that, we were talking about what were
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  Speaker 1: your dorry haunts when you're at school? Where did you
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  Speaker 1: used to go to hide and have a durry? What
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  Speaker 1: are the people saying I'm three four eight three there
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  Speaker 1: key see.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of teas coming through, which is great.
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  Speaker 4: Jace looks like the elderly and illegitimate child of Keith
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  Speaker 4: Richards and Hoggle.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, so that's good.
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  Speaker 4: It's good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Got to do with. I mean, what's that about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What if we're going to read that out, we
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  Speaker 2: might as well read this one. Keyzy looks like he
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  Speaker 2: had from an egg laid by a big bird and
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  Speaker 2: fertilized by a beaker from the Muppets?
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  Speaker 4: Is that funny?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: It's funny because it's actually written about Nogi and he
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  Speaker 4: knows it as well, says here, Keysy looks like Sonny Burl.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy. He sent that through get A Fellers. In
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  Speaker 4: primary school, I was caught making a parachute bomb out
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  Speaker 4: of my uniform top one afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that is I've never heard of a
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  Speaker 1: parachute bomb.
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  Speaker 4: And also primary school cheapers apparently behind the manual training
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  Speaker 4: center where they do woodwork, sewing and cooking at Plymoton School.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what works off in a place where people would
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  Speaker 1: go and do sort of crazy stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, mount like yeah crazy yeah, wacky mount roscal grammar
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  Speaker 4: behind the flex bushes in the backfield. They've been ripped
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  Speaker 4: out since then.
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  Speaker 2: Okay this one here? Can I read this one here?
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  Speaker 2: Cuzy plummet and school behind the manual training seenter, woodwork,
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  Speaker 2: sewing and cook cooking.
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  Speaker 4: I think I just read that one.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good one. I just wanted again.
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  Speaker 4: Is that we're doing underneath the floorboards of our boarding
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  Speaker 4: house at King's College?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Kings Boys?
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  Speaker 4: So they under the floorboard or is that where they
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  Speaker 4: hide their smoke?
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  Speaker 2: They were under the under there.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, that reminds me. I think we want smoked in
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  Speaker 1: the roof. In hindsight, was probably quite a dangerous and.
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  Speaker 2: Most of the smoking because I grew up in the
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  Speaker 2: hotter funeral there's a lot of farms, et cetera, et cetera,
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  Speaker 2: et cetera, cetera, et cetera, So we do a lot
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  Speaker 2: of smoking sort of haystacks, sure, the fuel depots and that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just where people would never suspect you. You know, wasn't
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  Speaker 2: that super dangerous?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing like being a hay shed and you
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  Speaker 1: make love and then the dorry.
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  Speaker 2: That's true?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, what's true is you actually made love? It
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  Speaker 4: had a dorry?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it did look like fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of ticks coming through on three for three?
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  Speaker 4: What about this one? Used to smoke at boarding school sometimes,
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  Speaker 4: even with Jerry from the Breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, I remember Jerry used to be a wheezer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely apparently in the hedges behind the boarding houses.
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  Speaker 4: And we used to pass a lot, and that's from
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  Speaker 4: Darren this one.
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  Speaker 2: He says we did it on the field.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, smoking, someone who says I had an affear with
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  Speaker 4: my music teacher, and then it's one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: They're just keeping that anonymou keep the good ticks coming
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  Speaker 4: and everyone.
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  Speaker 1: And can I just can I just reiterate it not
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  Speaker 1: at all, and it's not cool to smoke. I was
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  Speaker 1: just curious where people used to do it at school.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to encourage people to do it. It can't
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  Speaker 1: be very clear about that with a terrible habit.
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  Speaker 4: That's sort of where I come in, because you guys
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  Speaker 4: are smoking the good old days, and I come in
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  Speaker 4: and say, hey, guys, it's actually not cool to smoke again.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to keep returning to your health isshues
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  Speaker 1: when you're a kid, keysy, right, you forced me to
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  Speaker 1: making comments like that.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I'm making comments like that just to cover our asses
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  Speaker 4: and to say, hey smoking.
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  Speaker 2: Hey whatdy jay? What about this one pack of tens
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  Speaker 2: for three bucks? Then straight behind the dairy pecket of
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  Speaker 2: tens were two dollars seventy five in my day.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, I remember the packs of tens. They got
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  Speaker 1: rid of those, didn't.
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  Speaker 2: They encourage smoking?
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: You stop rustling around with that packet of brownie. You're
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  Speaker 4: dying for this break stuff somewhere Brownie.
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  Speaker 3: And my point the whole Ikey Big Show week days
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  Speaker 3: from four on Radio hod ike Big Pole.
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  Speaker 1: Well, here we go, very simple question today again, skater belts,
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  Speaker 1: yes or now no? Now here's the thing, Mourgium. Oh, keezy,
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  Speaker 1: there's been keen to have this as a big pole, right.
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  Speaker 1: And he said to me, can I wear in my
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  Speaker 1: skater belt? Because, as you know, I wear a skaterbolt.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you. It was news to me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh right, okay, well until until the airport tobaccle right.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, well I always wear skaterbolts. And I said to Keith,
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  Speaker 1: is there a reason for that?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I just liked them, that's all right. I find them,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just the.
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  Speaker 2: Look at them. Can I ask the question what defines
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  Speaker 2: a skater belt? Because we're going to need to know that.
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  Speaker 4: So first of all, I call them skater belts skating belt.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: You got a skating belt on Planet eight variety probably
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: something like that. It's something that was massively in the
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: very early two thousands of fabric belt, usually of a
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: bright colored green, red blue, and it was usually holding
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: up baggy, sort of low cut jeans with silk boxes.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: And in my mind, would it be a Volcom belt?
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Volcom? Yeah, for a fancy guy, absolutely so. And the
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: revelation that Jace wear skaty belts for some reason, I was.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I said, because Kezy sacking you wear it, and
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I said, well, I always wear it. And then I
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: said to Kezi, but I've got a feelingless is going
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: to deteriorate into a massive tests take.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: To be feared. Keyzy, I don't think it's going to
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: deteriorate to that. I think it's going to start ja.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: And Kezy came back to me Maggie and he said, no, no,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: you misunderstand Jason. I went, Keyzy, let's not muck around.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: It's going to turn into a pers stake and he went, yeah, yes,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: it is going to turn into a pistake.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Can I just clarify this is not going to turn
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: into a pisstaker, right, We're just here to discuss whether
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: or not people still wear skaty belts.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Well, I do.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: You're a person, Yeah, you are.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: You don't have to be a skaty boy to wear
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: this belt.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I just like it.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Well, this is why it's interesting. Three the text do
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: you wear a skating belt?
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is there an age limit on skaty belt? And
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: that's not that there is and you can't wear it,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: but you know, just fashion wise or you know, I
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: think some kind of fashion rules that say you should
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: give it up?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Do you have a Valcro wallet?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Also? Go on to our Instagram account and I have
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: a vote on that. No, Keezy, I did not have
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: a Valcro wallet.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Did you lose it?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: No, it's Kezy who loses as wallets.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Actually the whole ky big shirt were days from four
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: on Radio Hdarch interesting fellas.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: We were just having a little chat with old Pugs
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: and Studio B there and he's informed that someone got
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: in contact with him. Because I don't know if you've
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: noticed this, Mogi, but old Keezy what he's getting a
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: little bit carried away And I can just feel like
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: the honker chat's coming back in.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: It is coming back in. You're throwing some punches yourself.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's always like you started.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I think I'm the only one that stopped.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I'm appalled by Frankly because we know we drew a
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: line on.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what we should do, won't we
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: make it? Anybody makes a honker joke one hundred bucks?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Hear that?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Keysy, how does that sound? And I reckon, we run it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: We've got to pay it. We all agree that that's
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: what it's going to be. So it's going to be
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: a ripper.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: There's just got to be a terrible idea.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Kezy doesn't like it, Jase, you and I agree on that, mate.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Getting back to about what pugs were saying us. So
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: someone sent in from November twenty twenty.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: One Charlie Kenny by the way, July.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Kenny, which is almost the first ever hond Ker check.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: So he's going back, he's listening to the hits from
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: the start. Yes when.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not as good back then.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Um. And it's fascinating because we've all been sitting here
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: in the studio going who was the one that instigated
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: the honker chat? And my vibe and my very strong sense.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Is nobody's been asking who did it. I think we all.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: I actually disagree. I don't think it was you. I
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: think it'll be Jase. Oh really, because you've got a
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: sight on you to me and you.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Pgs PAGs one hundred bucks.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Mate, No, I'm saying you started it. That's not findable.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: But it's interesting because this is the first time anyone's
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: nose size has been brought up, and two years later
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: it's almost torn the show apart.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow's brought us together?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, what do they call it? Bumper to bumper?
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: None of us have heard this.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: He at bumper?
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: You got there, j Jace hundred backs.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't agree to it, Jace.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, we measured. You've got the biggest nose, all right.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Everyone knows that it's like Mount Everest. Now what we're
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: going to do here is listen, we've never heard this
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: before and find out who started all of this. Here
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: is the old clip from twenty twenty one.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: How are you, by the way, You're well, you're pretty
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: good things.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just growing the sick moe and the sick mullet.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Mind's taking a little longer than I would like.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: To be fair to you, though, I think it's probably
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: the length is probably the same as Chris as of mine. Yeah,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: it's hard to see yours because it's in the shadow
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: of your nose.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: No, all me cool? That was that was actually the
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: thing too, to be fair. That shocked me the most
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: when we did the the mo was how massive my
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: nose was because we took some my wife took some
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: photos at home and my side profile was shocking to me. Absolutely.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Look and I'm saying about yours, but it's mine as well.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I've got a humongous beaker on me. I took yours
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: is next level.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Though, that's a massive.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: But I took it selfie this morning just to check
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: on my old growth because I'm going to do it
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: every single day, you know, I just I can you
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: see how it's all gone there? And then you have
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: a geeze out and it's like, you know the photos
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: ninety three percent nose. Yeah, wow, Weirdly I remember saying that. Yeah,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: so by.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Started it all and then you agreed and went on
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: about how massive your honker is.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Indeed, it's weird, isn't it, because I all felt quite recent.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: But it's a couple of years old there? How about that?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: There you go away.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: That's two years old?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: And it was funny because I think, like I'd always
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: been aware of Keezy's knows, but it wasn't until we
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: had that discussion and he pointed her out. Oh god, yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Well, the difference is I have to point mine out, Jason,
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: where with yours you don't need to.
• 20:27
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• 20:30
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