Latest / Billy & Lisa in the Morning / Classic Moment: Online Shopping
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for an object. It just doesn't seem
- 0:03Speaker 1: to be anywhere.
- 0:03Speaker 2: I am too.
- 0:04Speaker 1: It hasn't even shipped yet. And there's never anyone to
- 0:06Speaker 1: talk to.
- 0:06Speaker 2: No, that's the thing that drives me crazy. You're just
- 0:09Speaker 2: waiting for someone to get back to your email.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you're looking for your refund.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Exactly. All of a sudden, nobody's available.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones. Fran is checking in from
- 0:21Speaker 1: North Andover. Fran, are you missing an item?
- 0:25Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
- 0:27Speaker 4: I ordered a bunch of stuff from Target, from Aloe, whatever.
- 0:31Speaker 4: Both of the packages say they were delivered. Well, they
- 0:34Speaker 4: weren't because I didn't get them. So I'm like, what
- 0:37Speaker 4: is going on? These are two packages, came at different times.
- 0:40Speaker 4: They're both not here. So I ordered stuff also from Lululemon,
- 0:44Speaker 4: and I just so happened to be home when the
- 0:46Speaker 4: FedEx driver pulls up. He sat in his truck and
- 0:50Speaker 4: yeeted my package like a football in the middle of
- 0:53Speaker 4: my lawn. And drove away.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 0:55Speaker 4: I was like, what are you doing? I ran out.
- 0:59Speaker 4: I ran out to the end of my driveway and
- 1:01Speaker 4: I caught him right before he drove away. And I
- 1:03Speaker 4: was like, dude, what are you doing? Like, I've lost
- 1:06Speaker 4: two packages because clearly you're throwing them and just leaving them.
- 1:10Speaker 4: The wind blowing them whatnot. And he goes, oh, so
- 1:12Speaker 4: where do you want them.
- 1:13Speaker 5: On the front steps?
- 1:14Speaker 4: Like, where do you want them? And I go, yeah,
- 1:16Speaker 4: where else would I want them?
- 1:18Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like the basic, like the bare minimum, just
- 1:21Speaker 2: on the step.
- 1:22Speaker 1: And the package was late as well, right?
- 1:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:27Speaker 4: And I was so frustrated. I'm like, my packages are
- 1:30Speaker 4: being lost because he's yeeting them across my lawn.
- 1:32Speaker 3: I always wondered that. When it says fragile, do we
- 1:37Speaker 3: think that the drivers really pay extra special attention to
- 1:40Speaker 3: the fragile? Absolutely not.
- 1:41Speaker 1: I would hope so, but you're right.
- 1:42Speaker 3: They could do just a little toss.
- 1:44Speaker 1: What if he tossed it on the lawn and bounced
- 1:46Speaker 1: behind a bush and nobody ever found it? I'm sure
- 1:48Speaker 1: that's what happens. Yeah. The landscaper will find it in
- 1:51Speaker 1: the spring and say, Hey, was this yours? I gotta say.
- 1:55Speaker 3: I have not witnessed that. We get a lot of
- 1:57Speaker 3: deliveries at the house and they're always great.
- 1:59Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:59Speaker 2: They always, they place them.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:01Speaker 1: You know what else is weird that's going on with
- 2:03Speaker 1: online shopping though, is you keep getting texts from different people.
- 2:06Speaker 1: I've got five different drivers claiming to have my package like,
- 2:11Speaker 1: and none of them ever shows up and they've given,
- 2:13Speaker 1: you know, detailed instructions on when they're coming and the
- 2:17Speaker 1: fact that they've got the item. I just picked it
- 2:19Speaker 1: up at such and such a place. I'm on my way.
- 2:22Speaker 1: On your way to where? Because you never came to me.
- 2:24Speaker 3: And you got to be careful with those texts too
- 2:26Speaker 3: because some of those are scams.
- 2:28Speaker 6: Yes.
- 2:29Speaker 3: So never click the links in those text messages.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Well, I got a text from Feliciano, the driver, like
- 2:35Speaker 1: 1 in the morning. And I'm like, Jose Feliciano is
- 2:38Speaker 1: delivering now?
- 2:39Speaker 3: Oh, Jose? Is that who brought the brackets?
- 2:42Speaker 1: It could have been.
- 2:42Speaker 3: It was definitely him. Is that what he's doing now?
- 2:45Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:45Speaker 3: Feliz Navidad, baby.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Yes.
- 2:47Speaker 5: So on Amazon, I am so lazy that I haven't
- 2:51Speaker 5: deleted my other debit cards I have linked to my account.
- 2:54Speaker 5: So I have a couple linked to my account. And
- 2:56Speaker 5: I ordered a bunch of things with this credit card
- 2:59Speaker 5: that or debit card that was expired that I forgot.
- 3:03Speaker 5: So when I went to go look at my Amazon
- 3:04Speaker 5: order a couple days ago and see that it wasn't,
- 3:06Speaker 5: it was canceled. And I was like, what is going on?
- 3:09Speaker 5: And I ordered it with the wrong card, so some
- 3:12Speaker 5: of the stuff now is not going to be here
- 3:13Speaker 5: until January.
- 3:16Speaker 1: You know one part that's really good, though, and I've
- 3:18Speaker 1: got to give them a shout-out, the FedEx stores that
- 3:20Speaker 1: you go to to return something, they couldn't possibly make
- 3:24Speaker 1: it any easier. There's one right over here at Station Landing.
- 3:27Speaker 1: So Michelle will give me the package that's getting sent
- 3:30Speaker 1: back so that I can bring it to Station Landing.
- 3:33Speaker 1: But when you bring it in, they're very friendly, very fast.
- 3:37Speaker 1: They take your package. They will repack it and label it,
- 3:40Speaker 1: and off it goes.
- 3:41Speaker 2: Yeah, the system works great.
- 3:42Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 3:43Speaker 1: I mean, good luck getting your refund, but at least
- 3:45Speaker 1: the package is going back to where it came from.
- 3:47Speaker 1: You've returned the item. Yes, and there's a record of it.
- 3:50Speaker 1: They give you a receipt.
- 3:51Speaker 3: How many items does your wife return?
- 3:54Speaker 1: Uncountable. Like I'm telling you, she spends half her day
- 3:57Speaker 1: repacking stuff or saying, oh, this is going back, wrong size,
- 4:00Speaker 1: wrong color.
- 4:01Speaker 3: Does she also send food back at restaurants?
- 4:03Speaker 1: Never.
- 4:03Speaker 5: Never.
- 4:04Speaker 3: Okay.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Never.
- 4:05Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to do that. Yeah, never.
- 4:07Speaker 7: So I don't really have a bad story with shopping.
- 4:10Speaker 7: It was just kind of frustrating and anxiety-ridden. I was
- 4:14Speaker 7: able to buy the Vans K-pop Demon Hunters for my
- 4:18Speaker 7: daughter for Christmas. But I was on the website for
- 4:21Speaker 7: an hour. The website crashed. I was on the app.
- 4:25Speaker 7: And then finally I was able to get them.
- 4:28Speaker 5: So....
- 4:30Speaker 7: It gave me a lot of anxiety, and hopefully they'll
- 4:33Speaker 7: be here by Christmas.
- 4:35Speaker 2: See, that's the thing. She ordered them and she got them,
- 4:37Speaker 2: but are they coming for Christmas?
- 4:41Speaker 3: Yeah. Are you going to get the item?
- 4:42Speaker 2: Or is this a January delivery?
- 4:44Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry. Just put like an IOU in
- 4:49Speaker 3: the gift, in the card.
- 4:49Speaker 7: With a picture.
- 4:50Speaker 3: A picture of the sneakers.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Yeah, that they're coming.
- 4:52Speaker 3: It'll be here in January.
- 4:54Speaker 6: Hi, this is Selden from Duxbury about the online shopping thing.
- 4:57Speaker 6: I think the main culprit for me is when I
- 4:59Speaker 6: like something on Instagram and go to buy it off
- 5:02Speaker 6: of there, and especially the link to Shop, the site
- 5:05Speaker 6: that processes so many payments now. Once you go there,
- 5:09Speaker 6: good luck getting anybody in customer service. Even if you
- 5:12Speaker 6: find an email address, You're just not going to get anybody.
- 5:16Speaker 6: So I think the best thing, and this is what
- 5:18Speaker 6: people advise, is to go on a website, not just
- 5:21Speaker 6: a link from Instagram.
- 5:22Speaker 3: So I ordered three things from Shop yesterday through Instagram
- 5:26Speaker 3: and Facebook ads, Christmas gifts. Yeah, yeah. I did get
- 5:29Speaker 3: the confirmation email, but the thing with social media marketing now,
- 5:34Speaker 3: it's like crazy, especially around the holiday season. There were
- 5:37Speaker 3: so many cool things. I saw three things that I
- 5:38Speaker 3: wanted that were cool for my wife and my friends.
- 5:41Speaker 5: It's easy.
- 5:41Speaker 3: It's easy.
- 5:42Speaker 2: The other thing is, Like red flag is if they
- 5:46Speaker 2: say they're going to ship it to you and the
- 5:48Speaker 2: shipping is for free and they don't give you any
- 5:50Speaker 2: other option to ship or expedited shipping. That's a red
- 5:54Speaker 2: flag because then you have no idea how they're shipping
- 5:57Speaker 2: it and how long it's.
- 5:58Speaker 3: Going to take. They're going to choose the shipping that
- 6:00Speaker 3: takes the longest.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 6:01Speaker 3: That's a good point.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Like I never buy stuff like that now. It's like
- 6:06Speaker 2: I always want the option. If I want to pay
- 6:08Speaker 2: more to have it shipped overnight, I at least want
- 6:10Speaker 2: the option to do so.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Another pet peeve of mine with the online shopping is
- 6:15Speaker 1: you'll give them the money. They'll gladly take the money,
- 6:18Speaker 1: and they will take your order and confirm the fact
- 6:21Speaker 1: that they got your order. Thank you. But then a
- 6:24Speaker 1: week later, you'll get the notice it's been backordered for
- 6:27Speaker 1: like six months.
- 6:29Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm telling you, it's very stressful.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Just go in the store and get it. If it's
- 6:34Speaker 1: not on the shelf, it could be out back on
- 6:36Speaker 1: a shelf, or they'll just tell you it's out of stock.
- 6:38Speaker 3: Yeah. Yesterday a package came. It was my gift for Lisa.
- 6:43Speaker 3: And I'm not going to say what it was, but
- 6:45Speaker 3: you could tell it was for a female. It was
- 6:46Speaker 3: not underwear, just so you know. And my wife goes, hey,
- 6:50Speaker 3: one of your Christmas gifts for me came. I saw it.
- 6:53Speaker 3: I'm sorry. It was an accident. And I go, no,
- 6:55Speaker 3: that was for Lisa. The look she gave me.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 6:58Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 7:01Speaker 1: Did you get the eye roll?
- 7:02Speaker 4: Oh, great.
- 7:03Speaker 3: You're like, okay.
- 7:03Speaker 1: You're a real little friend.
- 7:04Speaker 3: How do you know I didn't want this?
- 7:07Speaker 1: Oh, for your little work friend.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Oh, is that your work wife? You and your little show.
- 7:13Speaker 6: The worst I've had with online shopping is when they
- 7:16Speaker 6: deliver the item and it's not even in your own neighborhood.
- 7:20Speaker 4: And then you have to rely on a good Samaritan
- 7:23Speaker 4: or a good neighbor who's, again, not in your neighborhood,
- 7:26Speaker 4: but like two, three streets away.
- 7:29Speaker 5: And they go and they deliver it to you.
- 7:33Speaker 1: I had this happen with a package.
- 7:34Speaker 5: They randomly threw it around her pool. And, yeah, that sucked.