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MWFP Rewind 54 - The Rock, Hall of Fame special! · The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast

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Rewind is a show where we take some of the best classic ultimate Major moments
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from the Major pods rich five year history and we put it together for new
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and old Major marks to enjoy. This week on the show, we're doing
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something special. We're doing something a little bit different. It's that time.
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It is the Hall of Dude Dude, Mark would he you know, that's
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the song that Matt sings, but Mark always plays the other one. But
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the one that Matt sings, We're gonna play that right now. There it
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is, and that's the Hall of Fames, being that Matt talks about us
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and all things Matt talks about. The w W A hall of Fame.
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I'm talking about the wrestling Bigger Hall of Fame that started back in the spring
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of twenty nineteen, and what a year that was. But that was the
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year that started the twenty nineteen Hall of Fame, and we're gonna play that
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right now. We're gonna play that moment, the inaugural clax of the twenty
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nineteen Hall of Fame, and if I do end up finding the clip,
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maybe we'll play the backstory going into it of how the Hall of Fame started,
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the Wrestling Figure Hall of Fame started, but not here's the Hall of
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Fame. And afterwards, after we hear about the twenty nineteen Hall of Fame,
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I'm gonna run down the ballot. I'm gonna run down my picks for
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the twenty twenty four Wrestling Figure Hall of Fame, and that's gonna come right
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after all this thing. One last thing we are announcing right here, This
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is a bit. This is take a shot, barn Grill, take a
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shot. We are announcing that this year will be the first ever first annual
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major Wrestling Figure podcast Hall of Fdave. That's right, didn't they chase the
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song, dude? It's they played both each year. Hope we just nailed
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that. They're gonna take these down on YouTube now. No, we're singing
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said because it was so spot on. The robots that run YouTube are gonna
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think that was the exact song. All right, Well, we're doing the
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UH first annual UH and it might be the first ever wrestling figure Hall of
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Fame. Who better started than us. We are going to induct four figures
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into the Hall of Fame this year. We're gonna put on the episode right
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before WrestleMania, and that's gonna be our annual thing because this podcast gonn last
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forever. A prestigious committee. Yes, it's gonna friends of the pod,
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friends of the pod, and friends in the business. We will reveal all
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the exact details next week. Absolutely not Tommy Boy from Massachusetts. No,
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but we want the fans to be in So, guys tweet us who you
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think would be a good a good person to put into the first ever UH
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Wrestling Figure Hall of Fame, and UH we'll talk about with the committee and
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each week leading up to the Hall of Fame, we will announce one inductee
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and then we will have the Hall of Fame ceremony on the podcast the week
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before wrestle Maye. We'll dress up in our suits, we'll bring the figures
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out and it'll be a great time. It'll be our go home show to
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uh, our second ever live event. No, well, actually be after
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because the live event will be on a Wednesday. For the Hall of Fame
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episode will drop on a Friday. Oh go home to us, but not
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to the fans. Yes, yeah, yes, all right, and guys,
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it's now time for weekly purchases. And weekly Purchases is brought to you
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by Do Do Do Time Unless you have more follow up, I don't.
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I just didn't know what to do. Do Do Mark? Put the real
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song in right there. Okay, welcome everyone, the first ever major wrestling
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figure podcast, Hall of Fame Lapping. Get ready to hold them that piss
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and uh, let's let's get right to it. Let's talk about what made
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us want to do this, what made uh what we did to get the
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votes? And I'm trying to say what I'm trying to say. The prestigious
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committee that we had, We had a prestigious committee. It was eleven members,
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I believe. Well, well, we'll spill all the beans right now.
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We're really gonna spell the beans. I just wanted people to know how
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that that this was a legit effort. I don't know if we to spell
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the beans. Okay, So what we did we had the committee, people
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in the toy business, people in the wrestling business, that we trusted their
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opinion, and uh we gave them. Okay, we said, okay,
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Hasbro, l j N, Jack's Mattel, pick your five favorites. Then
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we said miscellaneous of all the toy lines, uh, miscellane to and then
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I literally with a pen and paper. It was very confusing actually to keep
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track of all this, but I I wrote it all down and wrote,
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you know, and we got some winners. We had five winners. So
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let's let's go with the first inductee from l JN. The Macho Man o
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Ye, Randy Savage the best, in my opinion, best figure of all
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time. I know the best l j N for sure my favorite. It's
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as a kid, I didn't really know what was like Series one, series
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two serious, so to me, like Macho Man is like one of the
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earlier ones because I can't like demolition acts and all I got later, but
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in my mind, like Macho Hogan, they were all like they were just
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right. But technically he's Series three. I know, is't that crazy to
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think? It's weird to think of that. I love that figure because he
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does the elbow t we're really really young kids and these are coming out,
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so yeah, so it makes sense you can do the elbow with the left
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or the right. I do appreciate the stamp because obviously ljm's were challenged you
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to be very creative with your your your playing abilities, and his dance kind
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of opens him up for you know, give someone a body slam, an
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elbow drove me things? Are there, wide legs, you can take moves.
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Yeah, you know, so I appreciated that, of course. But
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it is a timeless figure. I mean so much that we have that shirt
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that might look like him the justless collect and I know, you know,
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it's funny like we're inducting him here today, but it's almost like we did
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when we picked out that shirt, because we were talking about what's a timeless
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figure and the pose that we can put in that sill a way, of
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course, I think anybody who's in the wrestling figure collecting community is going to
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go boom. We've talked about this on the pod before before our new listeners.
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You know, there's versions of this macho man in like this purplish pink,
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then a neon pink than a darker purple. But those are these are
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not true variants. Ryan Myers does not recognized these variants. Collection. I
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only recognize them because I'm a man and you're a lunatic. Yeah. And
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then there's also the big nipples Machra Man, but I believe that's the black
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card who's not technically getting inducted here. Okay, so swamp, so there's
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an asterisk, yes, okay, so Matra Man with the small nipples has
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been getting abducted. Big nips on the shelf, Yeah, okay, he's
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on the ballot for another year. And I actually have the hand painted resin
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prototype of this figure, which is beautiful and it has stars on the boots,
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which the regular figure does not have. Really, yes, that's something
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I did not know. And then I have an unpainted he did no,
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I'm sure that, I'm sure at one point. Definitely, at one point,
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I guess. And then I also have an unpainted prototype resin where he
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looks like a chocolate Easter bunny, you know what I'm saying. So it's
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cool to have all those hard hard, heavy and hard yeah heavy and heard
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they don't bend man that that the machra man is just so beautiful and with
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the Elizabeth, which you don't have, correct, No, I still need
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a good miss Elizabeth. That's something. I guess. What detoys me from
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buying that one being so quick to do it is the cloth. It scart,
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right, And I've discussed with you. There's like a soft soft one
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and a harder one. Ummm, no, I know obviously pink and gold,
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right, but there's one where it's like true l jan style like rubber,
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where you can like squeeze her legs if you want, like a ice
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we're saying, And I do know what you're talking about. Okay, Yeah,
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Rob Shamberger years ago made me a macho man painting of that figure.
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Really yeah, a little eight by ten painting. But it was nice,
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like like a water color? Is that what it's called? Yeah? What'd
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you do with that? I still have it. It's not on display.
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Wouldn't you put it like I should? You know? I guess the backdrop
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to your l jams And did you see the guy who got it tattooed?
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That was wild? I think I might have to do that this particular figure
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or a wrestling figure. That figure, I think if I were to get
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it, if I were to get a figure tattooed on me, it'd be
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that one. I think you should get the Macho has Bro Okay, that's
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more your generation. Yeah, okay, that's fair. Look at the wheel
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spinning on you. Okay, is that it for the Macho Man? I
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think so. I think we said enough, beautiful figure. We love it.
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We don't want to take up a lot of people's time, like Hillbilly
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Jim. You know, sorry, all right? Next up from Hasbro Series
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one, the Immortal Hulk Hogan. I mean, if this if the Macho
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Man l Jan figure is not the most iconic figure ever, this one certainly
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is. Of course when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside every kid
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who grew up in our generation, if you will, got to take a
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stand. Yeah, it don't help to hide. Uh yeah. I'd say
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it's probably a dead tie because my first memories of wrestling and wrestling a six.
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But there's a dead tie to me about this Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior
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from the same set that were like the two figures I wanted the most you
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know, I mean like my first oh my god, I have to have
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that wrestling figure. And these were the first wrestling figures that I knew of
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that had like articulation, cause I didn't have the A w A figures or
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a pope or a POPI I had the wh I had the l J N
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S and I was like, oh my god, and like you could do
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the gorilla press, you do all the different moves. I don't know,
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does this ever happen to you? I don't know. I set it up
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like that. But when I was a kid at hazards were like these massive
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toys and then you know, now they feel so small to me that I'm
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an adult. No, I thought they were small because I had I had
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the ljs. Growing up happen too, but like I don't know something about
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them, Like as I got older, like they really shrunk in my memory
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compared to like when I was a kid. I love the Hogan the Hulk
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still No, it's Hulk Rules, not Hulk Still Rules. Two body slame
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action, which was like so innovative at the time. You know, we're
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so used to seeing it now, but that was like, oh my god,
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you can body slam somebody you know, and then they later made other
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Hogan figures, but to me, that's the best one. And uh,
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you you can't have a Hasbro collection in my opinion without Series one Hogan.
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I mean, if you tried to brag to me and show off your Hasbro
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collection you didn't have this figure, how can I take you? Seriously?
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I mean, I I have not trying to be a bully. Yeah,
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no, I have this figure loose. I have it Mint on card.
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I also have the green standard tag Mint on card. Do you have the
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Baggie the Silver Vision Yeah, yeah, but that does that's not Series one
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in my mind, it is, but it's not what's different. There's nothing
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different his neon legs and stuff. But yeah, but that's not the one
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that's getting induct The Silver Vision Exclusive is not getting inducted. Asterisk the Bushman
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mark. Bushy has the handpainted prototype really and I've thought about buying it before,
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but the not that it matters because it's a prototype, but the paint
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application is all like smeared and messed up because it was I don't know if
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it was played with but banged around, so it's not like Mint. So
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I'm like, I don't want to spend dollar on this figure. You have
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prototypes that are kind of like that. Yeah, but those are figures out
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that never came out. Yeah what I'm saying. So if you want the
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whole Cogan prototype, hit the bush Man. I can see you. I
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thought it was ik. No, it's not. I can't go as I
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could see you two. Whatever. Yeah, screw you, Bushy. You
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get a lot of plugs in the show. The Hull Cogan Series one has
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bro an inductee to the Major Wrestling Figure Podcast Hall of Fame. Next up
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we will do the miscellaneous figure. This one he won with flying Collars by
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Landslide. It is the w c W Galube Sting. So to me,
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this one is so like iconic in the sense that I feel like my friends
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growing up, even if they didn't really have wrestling figures, they have this
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figure for some reason, Like everyone just had this, like it was it
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was a a mainstay in people's just collection, right, I mean, like
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I think it's because the thing was so larger than life. Is is a
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cool looking dude and the neon colors and the cool pose, yeah, cool
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post. It's jacked, right, And these were two scale kind of with
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the Hasbro so you can do some fantasy warfare if you wanted to. I
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always did, always thought that was cool. You know, he's always doing
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the Singer splash in my feds, you know, because his arms are as
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perfect going for this and then it Yeah, and they made some repaints,
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but it's the first one with the blue that's going into the uh the Hall
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of Fame. And then they have the is it fourteen inch? I always
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messes up the twelve inch fourteen inch It's very similar figure and the similar gear
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and designs and stuff. But yeah, that that Sting figure to me is
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so uh iconic, and all these figures are. But like, everyone was
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allowed ten votes and everyone voted for this. That's pretty crazy if you think
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about it, how wide the miscellaneous spectrum could be. It could have been
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any Yeah, yeah, and they voted. The committee voted for the WCW
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Sting. So congratulations, Singer, you are in stag Dang, you are
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in. My favorite wrest of growing up was you were going in the Hall
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of Fame. Next up from Jackson, this is one that I think was
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shocking, the Jacks Classic Superstars series one Ultimate Warrior. So truth be told,
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I did not vote for this figure. I mean, I love this
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figure and I think it's very deserving of this award. I guess what in
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the Jacks category, my mind went in chronological order right away, so I
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wasn't prepared to vote for I thought for sure Sean Michaels or Brett Series one
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was gonna win. Yeah. Probably my mind was in the bone cruncher realm
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in the early days and things like that. This figure is so important because
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this was during a time thanks to Jeremy Padouer uh, when WWE and Ultimate
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Warrior weren't on the best terms. I mean that that that, for sure
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is the legacy of it. He just opened the doors for I mean,
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I'm sure that, I mean almost what hundreds of guys to get signed by
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Jax to get classics eventually because he didn't. It didn't matter what your relationship
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was with, right, And so that's pretty epic in that sense. And
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this is in his WrestleMania six gear, which is your you love Russell of
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course. Yeah, he's got the Giants six poster in my player room,
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the logo painted on the chest. One thing I don't like about this figure
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is that he has a attitude Era title, which is that's so Jackson.
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Yeah, but he has the honestly almost forgot about that till you just said
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that. Yeah, but everybody in the whole set has that right, right.
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But he's got the tassels, he's got the the There was a lot
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of extra effort put into him compared to other Jacks products. At times it
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was really eye popping and it really opened the door also for these exclusive words
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some of the most rare. We talked about it last week of the pot
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I posted picture some of the most rare wrestling figures in history. Because The
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Ultimate War had exclusive deal with Jackson. He later did with Mattel where he
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got his own exclusive that he could sell on his own website. Another one
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of those gone off of eBay this week. That's crazy. It's the one
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you have, so I know you didn't buy it. I didn't buy blown
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away. The one of one is step there for like twenty five k or
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something. So the only wrestling figure I'm missing is the only classic superstar I'm
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missing is the Warrior America one of five. Five there's five. I always
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thought there was, So here's the deal. There's five. Okay, you
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and I we talked to Dana, worry about this. She says she has
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one. Yes, tugboat guy has one. Yeah, okay. Tugboat guy
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told me that he knows a guy who knows the guy who knows the guy
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who knows the guy who had it, and it got destroyed in Hurricane Sandy.
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Like, so is it loose thin or it's oh, maybe it could
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be loose. I don't know about that. It could be lose. I
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didn't think about that. But the mint On card was destroyed and Warrior had
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to write a letter to this guy's insurance company, like proving how valuable this
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was. Wow? Really yeah? So really there's Stata work the Yeah,
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that's all. That's Waror's a great guy. So Dana Warrior is never going
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to sell it. Trust I'm not trying to buy it. She should keep
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it forever. Yeah, of course, talk about guy. He's probably gonna
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keep it forever. We talked a little bit about it. But we got
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two in the wild that we needed. So there's two in the wat Some
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didn't have it. Maybe he did at one point, but I don't think
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JEREMYE No, I don't start talking to people. We had a brief conversation
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with Dana Warrior last week about these figures or just in general, and I
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for sure we're gonna have to get her on here in death about it because
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it's very unique, very very unique. And that Ultimate Warrior figure. I
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just opened one this week because I don't know if you saw. Oh I
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didn't post the picture yet. I'll post it today to go along with this
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pod dropping. Steel Cage Customs made us a Hall of Fame retro ring,
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and I put all of these figures in the Hall of Fame retro ring.
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So I had I had the Ultimate Warrior min on Card. I had to
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open them up him. So when you said that, I know you're saying
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you opened one of the Oh God though, one of these Warriors, Why
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on earth did you do that? Okay? That makes sense, Okay?
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And the final inductee to the Major Wrestling Figure Podcast Hall of Fame. It's
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a double win for the superstar. It's the Mattel defining moments wrestle Mania seven,
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Macho Man Randy Sat two times, two time inductee. Wow, another
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one that won by a landslide. It's crazy to think that it's only it's
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not even ten years yet, it's going to be ten years that figure might
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be. Well, I say it's already iconic. It's iconic. Yeah,
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it's the best wrestling figure Mattel has ever made in my opinion. And the
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story that we need to have Bill on here to discuss what went into this.
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Yeah, because Bill went to Macho Man's house personally, which I didn't
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know till recently, and I was like blown up. He tells the story
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on Sam Roberts. Yeah, so maybe they're in Sam's archives. Well,
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we'll get him on to get a good interview out of it. WrestleMania seven
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outfit I love. It's the purple and white, and there was no figures
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of them ever in that outfit, which is kind of crazy because that moment,
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that match, and that moment is so iconic to me. And then
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they made the Warrior to match, which which so okay, this explains how
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unbelievably perfect that figure is. In my shelves, I display everything pretty much
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when I get something new, Like everyone kind of gets pushed to the back.
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That Warrior and that Savager right up front and they just stay. Everyone
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else kind of files in behind them, like in their front and center.
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In my case, because I just think they need to be seen. That
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figure is so beautiful if I have one gripe with it, okay, is
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I don't even know what to describe this as the little silver material piece for
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the hat. Yes, it falls off, and stuff like why isn't it
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attached? We're glued or like a little drop of glue ski in the back
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there. Sometimes I've almost lost it. I almost lost it today taking the
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picture. Okay, I mean I understand. I know what you're talking about
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because in the handful of times that i've move mine, it's it's scary,
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it's card. There's no problem, of course, right, I mean I
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appreciate that effort that it's there, right, Yeah, it looks a little
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more securely. Yeah, and it is a scary thing to I'm sure God
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when people are trying to catch up and get that on ebil or something,
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I'm sure they won't even realize that that's not there or missing or you know,
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when I when I wrestled to WrestleMania at thirty two, my gear is
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WrestleMania seven Machra Man inspired. It's like wearing those colors, the purple and
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the white, but that's more of a blue the macha that's purple. It's
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blue? Are you Are you kidding? It's purple. It's more in the
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blue family than the it's purple. Do you really yours is purple? It's
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not purple, bro, are you colored bled? It's it's in the blue
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family. It's in the purple family. Oh my god, you're kidding me
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right right now? The figure it's more blue than purple. What dude,
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that's purple? That's blue? You were color blinde my friend, that's purple.
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It's blue. Guys tweet us what do you think this is? This
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is purple, white and purple. It's more of blue. That is purple.
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It's blue. When we were on the indies wearing purple and black,
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you think we were wearing blue and black? Hole time. This is purple.
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That was purple? This that restling seven Machoin's gear is more blue than
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kiddy by? Are you blind? That's purple? I don't think so,
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dude, Bro, this is unbelievable. That is purple? Right there?
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Am I color blood? Maybe? I think so? I think you are.
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But now looking at all these pictures, we need a Liz like this
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then we I feel like we discussed that already. You know they should make
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a basic version of this. Macho and uh and Liz, that would be
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easy, you think easy? Right, No macho and just the trunk,
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you know, the long tights and her and that. Well, that's it
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for the Hall of Fame. Congratulations to all our winners and folks. That
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right there is what the Major pot is all about. History being made.
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And mean, you just witness history being made back in twenty nineteen when the
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Major I don't know if it's them under the Major brand, but it is
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the Wrestling Figure Hall of Fame. And we're talking about the Wrestling Figure Hall
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of Fame Class of twenty twenty four. I'm gonna I don't know if I'm
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allowed to do this or not. I fucking don't give a damn at this
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point. So I'm just gonna talk about the ballot. I'm gonna talk about
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what I got lined up, the people I voted for. Did I not?
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Where did it go? Oh? Hold on a second, because I
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got the pest winners here, But that's not what my ballot was, all
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right, So here are here's my ballot here, here's all right? All
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right, So here's the ballot, and this is some of my choices for
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this year's Hall of Fame. Of course, the first class, which I
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think has always been here, is the ljn WWF Rustling Superstars toy line.
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And here we go. We had five votes. I put in Series one,
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Andre the Giant. I mean, it goes without question, Andrea one
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of the biggest stars of his time and of all time. This one is
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a bit of a wild card. Here my second pick. But I do
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think when you look at what this toy line was and the figures that they
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had, they included, you know, managers, and they also included the
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legendary mean Gene Okerland. I mean, this guy was practically the face and
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voice of WWF programming at the time. You've got to have him on there.
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Then I go. I went with Series four Jacob Snake Roberts. I
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believe his Hasbro figure might have been uh yes, I think his hashpro figure
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was inducted a previous year, so why not the LD and you know,
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uh, then you got Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Of course he got the b
25:10
RG. So there's kind of Italian there. And then I put Bam Bam
25:12
Biglow because you know, I was looking at the figure. I was looking
25:17
at the Bam Bam Bigelow and uh it's a pretty good figure. Uh you
25:22
know they I mean they they nailed it. And you know there's a certain
25:25
level of uh you know, paint like the I'm not fucking d freedom here,
25:30
but you know the paint apps and just like the level of detail with
25:34
the how colorful and eccentric of a character that Bam Bigelow was. It's pretty
25:41
cool, pretty cool. His ww F run in there. I always like
25:44
forget like he had that little weird run in the early uh not early,
25:48
but the late eighties here, all right. So that's the my lj N
25:53
pick. Let's we'll see who gets inducted in my If I had a guess,
25:57
it would be that Andre that gets into that classics. He's got that.
26:02
To me, that's one of my favorite andres as someone that like goes
26:06
back and watches matches, that's some of my favorite stuff to watch is seventies
26:11
Andre. That guy was just such a pro. He still had a bit
26:18
of his mobility, so and then you also got a wide range because he
26:22
would do these two or even three man handicapped matches on WWWFTV and they were
26:30
always super entertaining. You could tell Andres having fun, and he would do
26:33
that around different territories. He would do that in Canada and stuff. But
26:37
then you also have his stuff from Japan where he's just he's going in there
26:45
hanging with some all time greats, you know. So yeah, so seventies
26:49
Andres has a fun place in my heart. And I also that LGN was
26:53
what I used during the J George Open Challenge at the last FWF, so
26:59
there's a little tie in. That's the thing. I did not grow up
27:03
with. L jns are a little bit before my time, but it's kind
27:07
of like I look at it the same way, where it's like I also
27:11
didn't grow up on seventies wrestling, but I'm you know, you're able to
27:15
go back and revisit it, albeit through different lenses. Right, These these
27:21
other members of the voting committee all have most likely played with l jns as
27:26
kids. I did not, but I still am able to appreciate the history,
27:30
and you know, I've done my research on this. Obviously, I
27:36
wouldn't be a part of the Major Wrestling Figure Podcast if it wasn't for my
27:41
adoration and love for all things wrestling and wrestling figures. So as we move
27:47
on, we have the this is the Hasbro and the WCW galub category again.
27:56
Now, now I don't have too much experience with the Globes or the
28:00
Hasbros really, but last year they had a sting from I think the Series
28:07
one was the was inducted. This year, Do we have a globe on
28:14
the ballot? I do? Okay, Well, my first ballot here,
28:17
I'm going with a figure that is actually kind of sentimental to me, the
28:21
nineteen ninety three WWF Hasbro Series seven Razor Ramone. I mean, I mean
28:27
it's a great figure and you got the accessory with the chains. I mean,
28:32
that's pretty cool, right. I remember finding this figure at a garage
28:38
sale once, and I remember, like, all, I even when I
28:41
at the time when I got the figure, I was like, I'm first
28:45
of all, I was like, this is a great figure. But then
28:47
I'm like, I gotta you know, I'm gonna keep this thing, Mack.
28:48
It's a Hasbro. You know, you gotta hold on to it.
28:52
And I had it on my table, and wouldn't you know, my little
28:56
dog Rocky he came up. He started biting the bubble and next thing you
28:59
knew, Razor was off the bubble and then I also subsequently had lost the
29:04
gold chain, so that was that was a fun time. I should I
29:08
should try to like buy that figure back to replace it, and I would
29:15
have paid what I would have eventually sold it for it if I would have
29:18
sold it. My next pick here is going to be I keep losing my
29:27
thing. Okay, my next pick here, I am gonna go with the
29:32
Hasbro series to Roddy Roddy Piper, another A plus figure, great figure,
29:38
iconic figure. I also got the million Dollar Man Ted de Biassi from series
29:44
one. Another again it's like this is on the money. It's got the
29:47
look of him at the time and the suit and everything, and you know
29:52
what I'm gonna go here. I wasn't sure. I had to think about
29:57
it. But honestly, if if you think about a figure, and I
30:00
don't know what the rules are here with variants and chases and whatnot, but
30:06
to me, when you're getting on the ground floor of learning about wrestling figures
30:11
and you're on the message boards and you're learning all about you know, the
30:17
scarcity and the rarity and the value of some of these older figures, then
30:22
you hear about the legendary series seven Camala with the moon on the belly.
30:34
I mean, how can that not be a Hall of Fame figure. It
30:40
is like a fane of leg rounds out that ballot. And then up next
30:45
we have one that's a little more near and dear to my heart a little.
30:48
We have the Jack Specific BCA, the WCW Toy BIZ and the original
30:53
San Francisco Toy Makers ECW lines. Now, like I said, this one's
31:00
a little more near and dear to my heart. And I was just looking
31:03
back at my ballot for this podcast, and I just realized I didn't vote
31:07
for a single BCA figure, even though that was like my wheelhouse, that
31:12
was my the ones probably I had the most as a kid, or the
31:18
the BCA figures, and there's not a single one on there. I'm kind
31:23
of ashamed of that. I was looking at it. It's a little bit.
31:30
It's a mix of the toy bis and the ECW line. And I
31:33
was looking at the past winners. You know, you had the series one
31:36
gold Dust, the Series one HBK, you have the series three Mankind,
31:42
and then you got the series one Raiser verm On. I feel like that
31:45
whole first series is gonna get inducted. And you know, if you look
31:51
past winners of the you know, in this Hall of Fame, there's not
31:56
really a lot of do CW toy biz on there. And to me,
31:59
those figs were, you know, they were a little bit ahead of the
32:04
curve in a lot of ways, and they had more articulation than the bcas
32:09
and the same The same could be said for my first ballot pick, ECW
32:15
Series one Sabu. I mean, you couldn't get any more of a perfect
32:21
Sabou figure at that time, and I mean I could. There's so many
32:25
things I could say about it. My second pick was the nineteen ninety nine
32:30
w CW Toybus Smash and Slam Kevin Nash with the red tassels. I mean,
32:37
as a kid, to me, this figure was just it was badass.
32:43
It was it was perfect. I mean it was it was right on
32:45
the money. You know, it's got this tall, badass figure of Kevin
32:51
Ash. You couldn't go wrong. My third choice is one I'm wondering if
32:55
I picked it because of all of the hype surrounding Sting at the time of
33:02
his retirement, with the time that the ballots came out, and I figured
33:07
you know, if you're gonna have a WCW ToyBiz figure represented in this Hall
33:12
of Fame, you should have a Sting figure in there. I mean,
33:15
you had to do it for the glube. You gotta do it for Sting.
33:19
I mean, dude, excudes, what it means to be toyatic And
33:25
to me, this is one I think that kind of captures it. It's
33:30
the two thousand and one evolution of Sting. It's a six pack and I
33:37
mean I remember seeing the staying in stores. Man, if only I had
33:44
the money to shell out at that time to get it. But I mean,
33:50
it tells the story of this man's career with all these toyatic figures.
33:55
You got Surfer Sting, you got early Croasting, you got wolf Packsting,
34:00
and then you get like post you know, two thousand, you know,
34:05
nineteen ninety nine to two thousand and one kind of Sting. This is like
34:08
pretty rare at the time to see you know, these sort of like classic
34:14
superstars a figure represented in its like retro form. You didn't really see a
34:19
lot of that during that time in wrestling figures. You know, like you
34:22
would have Jackson did that weird Legends line with Freddie Blast and all them,
34:28
but not a character in his like earlier form. Right, you didn't really
34:34
see that in resting figures at the time. So that gets Suxra points for
34:38
me. That goes on my list. That's an iconic. That's an iconic
34:43
set right there. Talk to me if you disagree, talk to me all
34:47
right. Let me run through these real quick too. So then we got
34:52
Sting, and then I voted for the two thousand toy Biz unleashed Vanpiro kind
34:58
of similar reasons to it's a badass figure and it was kind of unique for
35:02
its time with the flocked hair. And then I went with the nineteen ninety
35:09
nine ECW Series one Taz, again a badass figure of a badass wrestler.
35:19
Now we're moving on to Jack's Pacific non bcas, so you know, I
35:25
figured this could be Titan Tron's R threes Classic Superstars, and that's exactly what
35:31
I did here. First off, my first ballot Hall of Famer hear me
35:36
out, hear me out, hear me out. I voted Series two Ruthless
35:42
Aggression, Series two Bautista. Now, this figure to me at that time,
35:47
it meant a lot having that figure in the collection, and it was
35:51
just like it was the kind of the timing of it, because you know,
35:53
obviously he had just been the Deacon and then he's coming up on Raw.
35:57
But by the time this figure's coming out, I'm pretty sure Batista's like
36:00
getting his way into evolution at this time. So having that that figure come
36:06
out when it did, Man again, I'll say it again, badass wrestler,
36:10
badass action figure. And not only that, but I'm looking at it
36:15
the way, you know, these guys look at the series one BCA,
36:20
right, you have to put a lot of these guys from that, and
36:23
I wanted to put guys you know that. I wanted to put some people
36:29
from those first two series, the ray mystereo, you know what I'm saying.
36:31
But then again, it's like do I put that John Cena? Uh?
36:36
He would have better figures, right, you know, So like you
36:39
don't have to put the early John Cena figure. This, I believe was
36:44
that series one or two where he's got the Jamie Nobles shorts. You don't
36:46
got to put that on there. But you got some you got some some
36:50
heavy hitters in those first two series, so you gotta show some some Honestly,
36:54
I would even put that Jamie Noble on there now that I think about
36:59
it, right, But that's my pick right there, Series two, Batista,
37:02
that's my top pick. My second pick I went with Classic Superstars Series
37:09
one, Shawn Michaels. Again, Uh, it's it's kind of and you're
37:14
gonna this is kind of a recurrent theme as as as you see here,
37:20
you kind of have to include in this Hall of Fame, right, you
37:24
gotta include people who or sorry, you gotta include people from the early series
37:32
because those are the things that kind of set forward the momentum of these toy
37:37
lines. Right, That's why you have to have that Series one Shawn Michaels
37:42
in that in your BCA, in your BCA wing of the Hall of Fame,
37:46
right, and it's the same thing Series one, Seawn Michaels. Is
37:50
it the best version of that attire? I don't know. That's up to
37:54
Again, that's like, that's a de freedom question. It's not a J
37:58
George question. From my heart. I remember when this came out. It
38:01
was a big deal then, and it's a big deal now. We're putting
38:05
that Shawn Michaels Series one in the Hall of Fame let's go up next.
38:12
Hear me out. This is gonna be controversial. I'm probably gonna get a
38:14
lot of heat for it. I'm probably gonna get a lot of backlash,
38:16
little KB backlash for it. But I'm telling you once again, I'm speaking
38:21
from the heart and I'm speaking from truth because if I'm not just gonna include
38:29
Ruthless Aggression Superstars, it's any non BCA figures from Jack specific right, So
38:36
I'm putting it. I'm voting my vocals right here. For the third choice,
38:39
here is the R three for I didn't write down the series Big Show,
38:45
but it's the R three Big Show. And I know you're thinking,
38:50
what, but you know that that figure kind of stood the test of time
38:57
and you go on to see it. Obviously they used for that Andre the
39:00
Giant, which is like, what are you thinking? And that's so Jack's
39:04
et cetera, et cetera. But think about that impact, man. They
39:07
got that down when they said R three was real scan, real reaction,
39:13
real Uh. I forgot what the third R was, real scan, real
39:17
reaction, but I'll tell you what it was, real height, real girth,
39:21
real size. They captured the Big Show perfectly, and that was a
39:25
uh, that figure stood the test of time. You know, as I'm
39:30
going through my fig fed and it's transitioning from from uh, you know,
39:34
the TTL style to the R three and all of a sudden, now we're
39:37
going to roofless aggression. The one figure that was able to hang in there
39:42
was the Big show Man. I'm telling you. They they hit. When
39:45
you talk about hitting the ball out of the park, that you know,
39:49
that's what that AR three line was supposed to be. What it was all
39:52
about, the unique body types and all this and all that. They hit
39:54
it with the AR three Big show Man. I'm sorry. All right.
39:58
My next pick TTL Series five Undertaker. This is the iconic Ministry of Darkness
40:05
Undertaker, and it's kind of a two fer of you think about it because,
40:08
like I said, you have to include people from the early lines,
40:13
right, and you kind of get that with the Undertaker. Obviously, Titan
40:16
Tron Live was a what do you call it? An iconic line and of
40:22
itself. But they also again this is how this is what I'm talking about.
40:28
They've re released this figure in the I believe Classic Superstar Series one,
40:35
and that just goes to show you how iconic of that figure was that they
40:38
had to re release it, so, you know, again not a decision
40:43
I agree with. They were kind of funny in those early days of the
40:46
of the toy line there, but hey, we did it, baby,
40:51
let's go. Or it was that classic Superstar series three or maybe five.
40:55
I just know that it gets re released, all right. And then here
41:00
we go Rulers of the Ring rape. That's a badass figure of another badass
41:07
wrestler and the head sculpted, especially at that time as we're just getting you
41:14
know, this is early days of the real scan and you know, but
41:16
still the TTL the Titan Tron figures aren't remembered for their head sculpes, right,
41:24
but that figure nailed it and it's a it's kind of a work of
41:28
art. All right, we're powering through this. We're in the home stretch
41:31
here as we talk about one of the most iconic toy the best, in
41:36
my opinion, one of the best toy lines to ever come out w W
41:39
E. Mattel. And this one was a tough one for me because,
41:45
uh, there was a lot of a lot of different ways you can go
41:50
with it, and this is we're talking about a toy line you know,
41:53
their Elite line is over over one hundred how many toy lines do you know
41:58
that? You know what I'm saying, Hasbro got what six? This worked
42:04
like a series one hundred and six with the Elite, So it's a lot
42:07
of ground to cover here. I went with one. It's a ringside exclusive
42:14
Straight Edge Society CM punk. At that time when this came out, I
42:20
mean, this thing, this was like a supreme for its time with all
42:23
of the accessories and all of the things that it came with, and it's
42:27
also depicting a real cool moment in time in wrestling, and you know all
42:32
that stuff. Seeing Punk was soon with the Straight Edge Society. It comes
42:36
with the mask, it comes with a sling, it comes with I believe
42:40
that was the first time they had seem Punk with the new headscan because he
42:45
had cut his hair. Obviously that was part of that whole story. So
42:50
it's it's you know, it's that that figure captures a shift and in time
42:55
in wrestling and history, because that's you know, that goes from one version
43:00
of seam punk and that turns into a whole whole other version as we would
43:04
as history would show, and I'd even argue the that money in the bank
43:09
seeing Punk could also be a Hall of Fame contender. My next choice Defining
43:16
Moments, Ricky Steamboat. I mean this thing again, I'll say it again,
43:22
a work of art and a supreme, an ultimate for its time,
43:28
with all of the accessories that it came with, and it captured this amazing
43:34
wrestler and it's like in his most toyatic form. And I remember having the
43:39
all the pieces and assembling it at all, like the the wings and the
43:45
head. Great figure. Again, that's just I mean, we're how can
43:52
you go wrong with that? I think the Bret Hart if I'm not mistaken.
43:58
Yeah, the defining Moments part Hard is in the Hall of Fame.
44:01
I think that Steamba belongs in the Hall of fame. That's just me,
44:06
That's just me. He's a hall of fame wrestler, is he not?
44:08
And that figure is a hall of fame figure? Questioned me on that,
44:12
I dare you question me on whether or not that's a Hall of Fame figure,
44:16
and I will debate it and I'll fight for it, just like I'm
44:19
gonna fight for this one. This to me was one of my most sought
44:23
out figures. I remember finding it in Toys r US and being so ecstatic
44:29
and just holding it in the weight of this figure in my hand. I'm
44:32
talking about Mattel Elite Series fifteen Yoko Zuna. I mean, they captured an
44:43
epic wrestler in an epic way, one of my favorite Elite figures of all
44:49
time. Man, I just the memories I have of getting that Yoko and
44:54
bringing it home and just you know again, and just the sheer size of
45:01
this this masted on, this monster. I mean, they nailed it.
45:07
They nailed it. They really did. My next choice, I mean,
45:10
listen, this is the Major Wrestling Figure podcast, right, so you know
45:17
that I gotta get this guy on here, bro, you know it.
45:22
I'm talking about Elite Series nine Zach Ryder. Look obviously a little bit biased
45:30
here, but let's not forget the a the height of brosky Mania, right.
45:37
It comes down into its iconic look, the one leg of tights,
45:40
it's got the molded on headband, and not only that, but they absolutely
45:45
nailed his fucking sheer entrance jacket that he was wearing at the time, with
45:51
the details on top of the mash. Mattel went all out and obviously you
45:57
know what the figure means to Broski, But yeah, I mean, what
46:00
else can I say? Are you guys gonna really question whether or not that
46:04
figure is a Hall of Fame figure? To me, it is? To
46:07
me it is. I don't know about Matt. I'm not even brown nosing,
46:12
you know. I'm just calling it like it is because I remember getting
46:15
that figure. And let me tell you something. I remember getting that figure
46:19
right, and that was one of those like I was lucky to find at
46:22
the store. Years later. I was like, you know, years after
46:27
that figure came out. I remember I was like a Toys r us and
46:30
I'm looking through the thing and I knew for some reason, I was like,
46:35
I bet people are hiding shit in these shelves. So I started looking.
46:37
I'm lifting up the shelves, and believe it or not, I'm starting
46:40
to find a lot of stuff. In one of the figures I find covered
46:44
in dust and whatever. It was that Zack Ryder not so mint in the
46:49
box, but there it was. And obviously I already had the figure,
46:52
so I was just like, I put it right back on the shelf,
46:55
and yeah, I don't know why I did that. Should have bought it
47:00
in retrospect, but it is what it is. And then we're gonna end
47:04
things with Elite Series three John Tina. Again, it's like, if you're
47:08
gonna have Series one, Hulkogan has bro in the Series one, Sean Michaels
47:15
bca like, you gotta have the you gotta have the guy. And they
47:20
got it down with that figure. Man Mattel nailed those John Cena figures.
47:24
You can't tell me they have it. It's one of those things where like
47:30
it's like, obviously you gotta nail the figure down, and it's you get
47:35
it down, and it's almost like people are not as impressed with it,
47:37
right, you know, versus going out of the box and doing someone with
47:42
crazy attire. This is kind of it's simple, but still they get it
47:46
down perfect. And it's a guy who that's your your standard bird. You
47:51
go, how do you now have a John Cena figure in this Hall of
47:53
Fame? Huh? Answer me. And finally, as we wrap this up,
48:01
we got the miscellaneous section, all sorts of hot punch here, and
48:07
I had some fun. This was the one I had the most fun with
48:09
because I said, you know, I've seen some of the stuff people have
48:14
voted in let's actually take a look. We've had Awa All Stars. The
48:20
Road Warriors were in the twenty twenty Hall of Fame. We had the Tanka
48:24
Buddies in twenty twenty one and twenty twenty two, and in twenty twenty three
48:32
we had in the miscellaneous section. Get this, a figure that was only
48:38
three years old, a Storm Collectible Juician Thunderliner. Now I was going to
48:47
pitch I never ended up pitching this, but I was going to suggest this
48:51
year that we have a modern wing, right, kind of like what the
48:55
UFC does, They have like a modern wing, which I guess like how
49:00
would that age? Would that just become a regular wing ten years from now,
49:07
but you know, you have like figures that are out now that would
49:09
be available, right. But ultimately they decided that I think there should be
49:15
They said a five year rule where a figure can't be inducted unless it's been
49:20
out for more than five years, which you know, I think it's fair
49:22
because you did have some years where like the Juician Liger got inducted and he
49:27
had only been out for a few years. The Ultimate Hull Cogan got inducted
49:31
and he had just been out for a year or two so I get it.
49:36
But I tell you what, I had some fun with this one.
49:40
I wanted to go outside the box. I didn't want to put another buddy
49:44
in the Hall of Fame. We got enough buddies. What about the figure
49:46
line that started it all, I'm talking about the Popey series one hull Cogin
49:52
come on now, holl at your boy. I mean this is also like
49:58
a thing where it's like it's been discussed on the pod at nauseum to the
50:02
point that Popies made a comeback. You know, it's been covered in vlogs.
50:08
You gotta have a couple of Popeies in there. And another toy line
50:12
that gets brought up a lot, or has been brought up a lot on
50:15
the podcast throughout the years. I'm talking about the Kellyan figures, and I
50:20
got a couple guys in here. At number two, I'm putting in Raymistereo
50:23
nineteen ninety four. You gotta have this is Ray's figure. Bro, Come
50:28
on, bro, and they nailed it too. They weren't messing around like
50:31
it's not a little bullshit like they they nailed it. Next is a figure
50:38
that is near and dear to my heart. I hope I didn't mess up
50:43
by putting this in miscellaneous, but I'm pretty sure it applies. This is
50:46
the WCW San Francisco toy Maker's LJN Style Series two Vader bow Now. I
50:57
mentioned earlier that I didn't have a lot of experience with ljns as a child,
51:01
But did you know? But did you know that one of my first
51:08
like memories of playing with toys and one of my first action like figures that
51:13
I had as a little kid was that Vader, that very same LJN style
51:20
Vader. Again, you gotta put it in, man, I'm sorry.
51:23
That's a hall of Fame figure for me, and it should be a hall
51:28
of fame figure for you because it's it's the big Man, It's Vader.
51:30
I believe that would be his first action figure. No, and I believe
51:35
he was a Hall of Fame level wrestler, was he not? Next is
51:39
a figure this is like this was a choice for me because this is one
51:45
of the first toy lines I learned about outside of what was going on here
51:50
in the States. I'm talking about the new Japan Chara pro figures. In
51:54
my opinion, I'm going with this the Luxe Series three Great mooda it comes
52:00
with the accessories and the mask and the detail on the figure itself is tremendous.
52:07
Up next, I had to go back and show some love to the
52:12
toy biz. But obviously at this time was they were like Marvel Toys or
52:15
whatever they were. It was like, I call it Marvel toy biz,
52:19
right, and what are you gonna argue with me? You're gonna send the
52:23
Freedom after me to say, oh, that took you, That took toually
52:27
Marvel Toys. Yeah, but it was still toy biz at It's hard.
52:30
But the Jeff Jarrett was the same Jeff Jarrett that they released in a couple
52:35
of years earlier, you know what I mean. And that being said,
52:38
my choice series two Shark Boy. Again, you gotta have some people from
52:44
the early series, and that Shark Boy figure was absolutely perfect. They nailed
52:49
Shark Boy. They headed down. Was he like a Sting level guy?
52:53
Was he like aj Styles? No? But one of the reasons I put
52:59
Shark Boy and it was because, if I'm not mistaken, it was all
53:05
new tooling, all new molding. A lot of those figures that they used
53:10
in the early series too, were figures that like they had to use for
53:15
w CW, and some of the guys still had like the action on them,
53:19
which I'm not a big action guy. I don't like the action.
53:22
I'll tell you a secret about me. Any figure that had a fucking lever
53:27
sticking in the back that you would have to like press down to like throw
53:30
his arms up, I would, I would chop that off. I would
53:35
like cut it off so that I can like lay him down flat for the
53:38
pinfall, you know what I mean. So, I mean that's just me.
53:43
I'm not a big I'm not a big guy on the action. If
53:45
I if I recall correctly, like the AJ had the action to the point
53:49
where like his fucking jacket would have the hole for the lever, like come
53:53
on, what are we doing? What are we doing here? And then
53:57
they end up releasing like a proper JA styles. But he was like way
54:02
taller than the other Toy Biss figures, so that was kind of a mess,
54:06
but it is what it is. Toy Biz a great line, so
54:09
much so that I also included Series one Abyss. I mean, come on,
54:15
I know that one also had an action. I think you squeezed the
54:16
legs, But the figure as a whole was like pretty good, a pretty
54:22
good abyss figure, and it's again the start of something at that time,
54:29
like it was like, oh wait, hold on a second, it's not
54:32
just WW figures. We're getting these figures. And again just like toy Biz
54:38
back during the Bunk Engineers, like a lot of these figures had a lot
54:42
more articulation than ruthless aggression figures. There were you know what I mean,
54:46
you could do your stuff with them, you know, especially for the wrestlers
54:51
they had so toy Biz they got to get some love in this Hall of
54:54
fame. And then we went with U seven Kellyan Official Conan K Dog.
55:04
We just got the Conan major Bendy. Conan was the biggest star in Mexico
55:07
at the time of this figure's release. So again to me, that's like
55:13
looking at a Series one Hull cogin you gotta get the K Dog in there.
55:20
Then I got San Francisco Toy Makers, CMLL Luke, George Vampiro kind
55:25
of this in here, a Vampiro super Enconic super Toyatic and that's a great
55:34
figure of him, his first action figure and some representation on there because you
55:37
got Triple A. But hey, you also got CMLL on there, So
55:42
that's you know, mix it up, and then we got Pope, another
55:49
Pope series one, Antonio and Oki again. This is kind of like a
55:53
four runner, a front runner of a whole toy line, a wrestling icon
56:00
in his own right. And then we close it off nineteen ninety five San
56:05
Francisco Toy Maker Tag team Wrestlers, Harlem heats TV Ray Booker t Holler at
56:12
your boy, and that's my pick for the twenty twenty four Wrestling Figure Hall
56:20
of Fame. Let me know what you guys think. That's a little inside
56:23
baseball. I know it's a lot, but that's just how I feel.
56:27
That's just how I move, That's just how I do it. It's your
56:30
boy, Jay George, and you have been listening to the Major Wrestling Figure
56:35
podcast rewind again. Let me know what you think, Like subscribe, catch
56:39
me on the flip side. I'm on Twitter, Instagram, I'm everywhere,
56:45
I'm in nowhere. I'm nothing, but maybe it can be something. The
56:52
Major Trip Through it's a small world, pretending I was a un interpreter.
57:10
Trip through It's a small world, pretending I was a un interpreter. So
57:17
hard, ah, I'm gonna I'm gonna reveal something about myself that I would
57:25
probably prefer people didn't know. Right, you know, I kind of like
57:37
growing up right, even though he was huge sports fan. Dude, I
57:42
was a Dungeons and Dragons junkie. Yeah, I actually lie. I literally,
58:00
Well, you're not gonna bust a nut anytime we're in the ring.
58:06
Yeah, I've been humiliated before, but I'm so humiliated right now. I'm
58:09
afraid to turn my back. I don't want the people to see what happened
58:12
to me. They whipped me like a dirty yard dog. Oh, I'm
58:15
gonna tell you something, Weasel and the goon Squad. I can take pain,
58:21
I can recover, I can recuperate. Well, I'm beyond that.
58:25
I am so upset because the actions that are going on in the World Wrestling
58:30
Federation, especially from your so called family. It's just a matter of time.
58:36
Like I said before, and I said it to you mean Jane,
58:37
I've said to everybody, it's just a matter of time. My Tempatar gets
58:42
in full care and runs the World Wrestley Federation, our rids the World Restleing
58:46
Federation unlikes of your weasel, What kind of dec what kind of disgusting,
58:59
what kind of disgusting, despic despicable lack of respect that billy what's his name?
59:07
Show for your requests? Go to hell? Hell wow, oh my
59:22
god too. Boy. I'm sorry if I'm a little fucking snippy. I'm
59:30
tired. I work with children. Shawn Michaels. You can hide behind that
59:37
commissioner, sup, Just so long in July, jerkn not in your acts.
59:44
Yo, it's me. It's me, Yo, it's me. It's
59:51
me. Dot dot com, fortu coom dot com. I mean, folks,
1:00:27
squar salon, Jada, I love you, g I Jane too.
1:00:37
Can't wait to see it? All that was that? That was a nice
1:00:46
one. Okay, I'm out here, Oh Richard h back and to the
1:01:05
left, back and to the left. Oh wow wow, Will Smith to
1:01:15
smacked the ship out of me? My name out your fucking mouth? Wow,
1:01:23
dude, it was a g I Jane jo kep my what's name?
1:01:40
That was the greatest night in the history of television. Okay, okay,
1:01:47
folks, swear the lot, Pat, Pat, what are you looking at?
1:02:13
Thick me, pick somebody else, do whatever you want. Yeah,
1:02:22
but I don't believe it. See, I don't happen to have a mans
1:02:25
But I'm still working out because I have nothing else to do. What am
1:02:30
I going to do? That's what I do? What am I gonna do
1:02:32
playing guitar? I can't play the guitar. All I do is beat people
1:02:37
up. I questioned, was, so what is boy Ray's motivation? You
1:02:42
know I love he. I know he's lot shuter, but I check my
1:02:45
pocket. I don't have no donuts. I don't have no cheeseburg. I
1:02:50
know you love Shuger, but I ain't got done. Boy Ray. You
1:02:55
got one week to come up with a magi. You set a boss is
1:03:00
getting a ring with me? Because next week I'm gonna beat your ass because
1:03:06
that's what I do. Refree, Wait a minute, do you know who
1:03:19
that is? That? That that? That's crap. I'm sorry if I'm
1:03:31
a little fucking snippy. I literally went to a dungeon dragon Dragon's convention.
1:03:45
You succeeded, You succeeded, dummy. Yeah, Well, you've got John
1:03:58
Cena on the line. John, How you doing today? We have got
1:04:04
John Cena on the line. John. How are you doing today? John?
1:04:14
Hello? We have got John Cena on the line. John, How
1:04:21
you doing? Today, John. Yeah, we have got John Cena on
1:04:31
the line. John. How you doing today? John? Hello? Hello
1:04:36
John? How you doing today? I'm doing great. I can barely hear
1:04:39
you. We have got John Cena on the line. Jehan When no?
1:04:46
When? Yeah? When did uh? When did you BASEI have been a
1:04:49
booker? What you should have been a booker? Okay? All right?
1:04:54
Well yeah, I mean you know everything about it. This has been very
1:04:57
successful, not in this year. You're the most You're the most knowledgeable person
1:05:01
I've talked to almost in my life. Next time Frank calls me, I
1:05:05
almost tell him to go shut up. I don't want to talk to him
1:05:08
anymo. I'm gonna talk to Dave Melcher. All right, Eli, your
1:05:21
topic is mustache? Eli, your topic is mustache. I literally went to
1:05:45
a dungeon dragon Dragon's convention. What kind of disgusting, despic despicable lack of
1:05:55
respect is that? Billy? What's his name? Show booking a match for
1:05:59
the top little package like super and super Brawl super Saturday? What is he
1:06:03
don't know what it's called? What is it called super Brawl Saturday, Super
1:06:06
Bral Saturday? You have ten seconds? What you have ten seconds? What
1:06:18
is a mustache. It's a little bit of hair growing over the upper lip.
1:06:27
I don't have one. Nobody else here has one, But you know
1:06:31
what a mustache for a real man? See of all these people here,
1:06:39
I have the best mustache of them all. I thought you give me a
1:06:42
couple more days. I have a nice thick mustache. Has anyone from whichack
1:06:51
you ever been? And I will have you know what state you call?
1:06:56
Huh? Have you even hintedline? Game? How you game me? You
1:07:06
don't know me. You don't know me. You don't know me, You
1:07:14
don't know, you don't know nothing about me. Can you afford to pay
1:07:19
me a wrestle round? I don't know. You don't want to play cards
1:07:26
with me? If it was all cheats, okay, I cheat. You
1:07:30
want to play twenty one? I got twenty two. You don't play black
1:07:34
jack. I got two of those two. Do not gamble with me.
1:07:39
I always think you should gamble with this. You see me when you walk
1:07:43
into casino and you want to gamble. The main thing is you should realize
1:07:48
this. To gamble, you must accept it. When thet comes, then
1:07:57
this thing comes out. Worry about the D E T D T D T
1:08:04
D v E T D E K D E T d E T D think
1:08:13
alive. I'm out of his word, Jake the snake Roberts might not work
1:08:24
for her up roof from boy, are they to bed for five months?
1:08:31
Could you tell me from behind bump, you don't ever put your hands on
1:08:35
me. So what you're gonna do, what's gonna happen is you're gonna pay
1:08:45
that time. You can go down, you know down? No, you
1:08:56
don't where guys, you're crying right? You can call it successful wrestler.
1:09:12
That's a better answer. That's a better question. What do you consider a
1:09:15
successful wrestler? I guess someone who gets himself over to the public for years
1:09:19
and years and years. And uh really it's a really easy answer. Even
1:09:24
you should be able to come up with it. Okay, did I say
1:09:27
that I wanted to be in it in the book? No, but you
1:09:29
devoted a chapter in the book to it, so obviously I hit you and
1:09:30
it hit an her after Yeah, dummy, yeah, h m hm mm
1:09:40
hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm. H there it is,
1:10:06
Thank you very much? Is that justin? I almost wish they didn't use
1:10:11
his actual music in w CW. I got him out. Where's the lie?
1:10:19
No no no no no no no no no no no no, no
1:10:26
no no no. Hey hey hey goodbye. No no no no no no
1:10:36
no no no no no no no no no, hey, hey hey good
1:10:43
bye. No no no no no no no no no no no no no
1:10:49
no talk good God. This is Big Papa Pump. You're in my freak
1:11:00
zone. For me, I was a card. Didn't like it. That
1:11:08
are you losing waking up? It's a freak show. This is Big Papa
1:11:27
Pump and you just witnessed me in my foot zone. Maybe it's right,
1:11:32
maybe they But it's what I do to get me ready for my masks,
1:11:38
no state RULs, because I will get you ready for the mass of your
1:11:42
life when you're not gonna bust to nothing in it, when you're not gonna
1:11:51
bust to nothing. Well you're not gonna bust to nothing. Well you're not
1:11:59
gonna bust. Well, I'm gonna take care of business to which should be
1:12:02
done. Perhaps I've been too nice. Perhaps I've been trying to be a
1:12:09
a real sports, a real gentleman. Now, Telly Blanchard, I want
1:12:13
you. It's not Uncle Sam talking to you, Ronnic Garvin. I want
1:12:18
you, and I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna have you. I'm gonna
1:12:21
get to touch your body. I'm not just making promises. I'm telling something
1:12:27
that is going to be done, something that is going to happen in the
1:12:29
future. Because bones do heels. But I've got a memory like an elephant,
1:12:38
and i can do it like an elephant. You're going, You're going,
1:12:51
You're going, You're going. Cow It's not cool, it's pathetic.
1:13:04
It's pathetic. I'm walking around trying to figure out what my name is and
1:13:09
you're leaving before I mean events. Yeah me. Sometimes I walk around trying
1:13:15
to figure out who I am, and the world knows who I am.
1:13:20
Accept me. Sometimes I'm sorry if I'm a little fucking snippy, It's not
1:13:28
cool, it's pathetic. I'm one of the prettiest legends stars over this.
1:13:31
God, you're going, you're going, You're going, pick me, pick
1:13:55
somebody else, do whatever you want. What are you looking at? Understand
1:14:04
this? When the violence play, violence is always on the way. Why
1:14:31
you don't want to play cards with madele with all cheats when you're not gonna
1:14:38
bust to nut, you don't want to play cards with made Les all cheats?
1:14:44
Right? How many pages is this chapter? Four? Or five pages?
1:14:46
Oh? That's a lot, isn't it. Well? I was in
1:14:48
there. Good God, listen, you know it's just impossible to talk to
1:14:54
you, okay. You like an awful lot of people that I've known in
1:14:58
my lifetime, and I guess it must be like some people you've done.
1:15:00
Yeah, I did it, and you wish you could. No no,
1:15:06
no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no
1:15:13
no, hey, hey, hey, goodbye. Tripped through It's a small
1:15:25
world, pretending I was a un interpreter. Back and to the left back
1:15:32
and to the left back and to the layout strift to smack the ship out
1:15:38
of back and to the left back to the laft oh wow, back and
1:15:46
to the left I mean, folks swears the lot forever from this moment on,
1:16:28
this will be the moment starting now, from this moment on, This
1:16:38
will be the moment starting now, from this moment on, This will be
1:16:48
the moment starting now, from this moment on, this will be the moment
1:17:01
started now, from this one moment on, whatever, this will be the m