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OUTRO: The Worst Workout Ever · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Hurdarcky picture of podcast on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Every Weekday.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to go before we start.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah post thanks mate.
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  Speaker 1: That's really pissing me off because they hit the pole
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  Speaker 1: vault on in the studio and who turned it off?
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  Speaker 2: You did? Yeah, because I am I'm sort of in
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  Speaker 2: the line of sight of the television, so I'll be
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  Speaker 2: like in a yarn and you'll just be not looking
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  Speaker 2: at me, just staring at the TV behind me, and
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  Speaker 2: I think it's fucking rude. Actually, that's what it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever we talk to you, Muggie.
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  Speaker 1: You're steering and us either you're just looking at the
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  Speaker 1: thing on your phone.
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  Speaker 2: It's all coming out. Now.
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  Speaker 3: If it's all good, just leave me out of this one,
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  Speaker 3: or you're all good.
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  Speaker 2: I've got.
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  Speaker 1: It was great the pole vaulting, That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been professional, MUGGI and focused my entire
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  Speaker 1: thoughts on you and what you were saying.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then you won't mind that it's not turned on. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean I could have done bar what be turned
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  Speaker 2: on and focus on? We'll focus on me and be
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  Speaker 2: turned on.
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  Speaker 1: There's been plenty of times when I've been turned on
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  Speaker 1: and focused on you, I should think so. So there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing different there.
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  Speaker 4: You guys have you guy's got a weird energy with
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  Speaker 4: each other. You noticed it, like in terms of like sexually.
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  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, and that there's no sexual energy there
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  Speaker 2: at all, which is different from you two.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I I mean Jay said of sexual energy, not anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we've already had sex energy and we know what
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  Speaker 1: it's like. So there's you know, when it just doesn't
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  Speaker 1: work in the in the bedroom, it's just not there.
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  Speaker 1: It's just not there, Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: And so I thought it was there, but I guess
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  Speaker 3: I was wrong. Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: What between you and Mogi?
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  Speaker 2: No, me and you.
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  Speaker 4: Ages Ago Tanaki? That was over two years ago, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 2: It was a long while.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Fellas? Not? Match Man? You went to the gym though,
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  Speaker 2: I did. I'll tell you what. I can't tell this
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  Speaker 2: story because it'll be too long for the radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Did legs? So I went to the gym last night.
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  Speaker 2: I had a masa all round, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? So he messaged that through what was the headphones?
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  Speaker 2: I had a masa because I didn't take my headphones,
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  Speaker 2: and I was doing legs and I didn't want to
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  Speaker 2: and so full God that tom of night, that gym
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  Speaker 2: is full. It sucks. And so anyway, when Lyne did that, finished,
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  Speaker 2: came down into the changing room there and yeah, there's
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  Speaker 2: an elderly fellow that was sitting right next to my locker.
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  Speaker 2: He was sitting there, so they had to ask him
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  Speaker 2: to move so I could get in there. That was
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  Speaker 2: lovely old feller. He was there, he had his workout
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  Speaker 2: gear on. I feel like he was on his phone perhaps,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just getting a few things done. And so
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  Speaker 2: I got changed, went and had a sauna, went into
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  Speaker 2: the sauna. A few gentlemen in there. One gentleman had
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  Speaker 2: a sort of start. I think stars and stripes, undies
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  Speaker 2: on or swimwear, budgie smugglers. Good Nick is in, Good Nick.
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  Speaker 2: He left. I didn't. I can't tell you exactly what
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  Speaker 2: it was because I refused to look at him. And
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  Speaker 2: then he left. And then he came back in and
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  Speaker 2: instead of sitting on the bench, he stood by the coals.
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  Speaker 2: The coals, young, you know, young, like thirty four or
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  Speaker 2: whatever he was, and was just doing stretches, just gyrating
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  Speaker 2: his hips at one point, leaning on the wood around
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  Speaker 2: the coals and just and leaning back. There's no room,
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  Speaker 2: and they're putting his ars in people's faces, et cetera,
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  Speaker 2: et cetera. Was it an intimidation thing? I think it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was a he was going for a vibe thing.
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  Speaker 2: And look, forear play to you, but you're not. You're
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  Speaker 2: not sure what audience you're playing to there. That would
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  Speaker 2: be like me doing that in front of a whole
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  Speaker 2: bunch of women. That would be fucking weird as well.
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  Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying. Yeah, you wouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: You just sit down, have your sauna.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're forcing everyone in the sauna, which is a
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  Speaker 4: small place, to an uncomfortable position, in the hopes that
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  Speaker 4: maybe one person could be Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, look, look I recall you having similar
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  Speaker 1: experiences in the sauna.
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  Speaker 2: I've had no shortage of experiences. It's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it just brings that sort of thing out in people.
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  Speaker 1: Just two dudes and a sauna, however many dudes. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to stretch and show my ass and see what happens.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, the whole Hucky Big Show wee days from four
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  Speaker 3: on Radio Hierarchy remember they Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like saunas are a placed that not all
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  Speaker 4: weird people, but I feel like weird people will be
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  Speaker 4: attracted to going into a sauna.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, that's right, not all people, but weird
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  Speaker 2: people are yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, a higher percentage of
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  Speaker 2: weird people love a sauna. Yeah yeah. And then there
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  Speaker 2: was and then so that guy left, and then another
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  Speaker 2: guy came in and he had his phone and he
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  Speaker 2: was watching the Olympics on his phone in the sauner
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  Speaker 2: in the sauna, and the people like, what are you watching?
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  Speaker 2: He was like, remember what it was? Kayaking? I think.
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  Speaker 2: Another guy's like, oh, is it on the is it
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  Speaker 2: on the lake? Anyway, there's a big long yarn. So
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  Speaker 2: that was enough for me. I was off about it
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  Speaker 2: about twenty minutes, and there I come out. That's pretty
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  Speaker 2: good though. Twenty minutes, twenty minutes, I know, I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: believe it. And then I went out and I had
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  Speaker 2: a shower, and then I went back to my locker
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  Speaker 2: and the old guy was still sitting there. So he'd
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  Speaker 2: been there for about twenty five minutes on his phone.
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  Speaker 2: Good a mate, and he said, well, he so he goes, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going in there and now pointing towards the sauna,
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  Speaker 2: so you're can have the whole bench to yourself. And
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  Speaker 2: I went, I don't know why I did that. You
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  Speaker 2: just do, I do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do?
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  Speaker 2: You just go yeah, especially an old boy, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the old feller feel good and it is not funny.
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  Speaker 2: And then so he left and then I got changed,
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  Speaker 2: and then I went upstairs. And I got up stairs,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, shit, water bottle. I got to make
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  Speaker 2: sure I've got my water bottle because it's not my
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  Speaker 2: water bottle. You see, it's my wife. It's weird, and
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  Speaker 2: I notoriously lose water bottles. I'm a shocker. Sure, not
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  Speaker 2: in my bag. Not in my bag. So I go downstairs.
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  Speaker 2: It's not on my it's not where I was sitting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, where there. I was like, sauna, maybe
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  Speaker 2: lift in the sawner didn't leave it in the corner.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, ah, shower, shower, what I haven't seen.
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  Speaker 2: When I was going up the stairs, there was a
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  Speaker 2: guy coming down the stairs and he's like, oh sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh good man, all good, all good,
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  Speaker 2: but he was, you know, yeah. And so anyway, did
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  Speaker 2: all that, came back down, and then got to the
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  Speaker 2: point where I was like, oh, I've got to go
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  Speaker 2: and have that shower. There's somebody in the shower right,
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  Speaker 2: There's nobody in any other shower. I'm standing outside now,
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  Speaker 2: outside the shower, thinking how am I going to do this?
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  Speaker 2: And then I look up and the gay fellow that
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  Speaker 2: had said sorry if I come down the stairs, he's
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  Speaker 2: standing at the water found and looking at me with
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  Speaker 2: his eyes raised, like gonna go in that shower. He's
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  Speaker 2: taken the first out. I was, ah, fuck sake. So
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  Speaker 2: I knock on the shower and I got, uh, you go?
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  Speaker 2: Is there a water bottle in there? Mate? And he
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  Speaker 2: didn't say anything, and I could tell by that, And
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  Speaker 2: then I could see by the top of his head
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  Speaker 2: that it was the old guy ah that had been
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  Speaker 2: on my bed. Now he hadn't been to have a
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  Speaker 2: sauna this whole time. He's been in the shower is
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, sorry, mate, is there a water
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  Speaker 2: bottle in there? No, no water bottles? You sure not
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  Speaker 2: not there? So go back upstairs. Look in my bag again,
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  Speaker 2: which I've left at reception. Not in there. Now the
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  Speaker 2: staff at the gym are getting involved. Do you want
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  Speaker 2: me to go? I'm pretty sure it's in that shower,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't know what he's doing there because he's
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  Speaker 2: taken a long So then I go downstairs and go.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta wait for him to come out of the
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  Speaker 2: shower there, because he's going to come out with my
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  Speaker 2: water bottle. I go in there. I sit on the bench.
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  Speaker 2: No shit, I am sitting on that fucking bench for
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  Speaker 2: fifteen minutes waiting for this asshole to get out of
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  Speaker 2: the shower. Jesus, when you said he was going to
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  Speaker 2: be half an hour, he wasn't lying. He's in the shower,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just sitting there waiting, fully dressed. So how
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  Speaker 2: do I look in the changing room with everybody else
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  Speaker 2: coming and getting changed?
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  Speaker 4: So somebody else is telling a wacky story about the
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  Speaker 4: guy in the changing ground right now?
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  Speaker 2: This is frick anyway. And then I'm sitting there and
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  Speaker 2: I look at my locker and it's open. There's nothing
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  Speaker 2: in there, but it's open, right, So, and they're they're
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  Speaker 2: like a meter there's a row of metal lockers and
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  Speaker 2: they're about three to three, you know, nine hundred to
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  Speaker 2: a meter high, and there's a double stack and you
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  Speaker 2: open the doors. There's skinny, little bastard, so probably two
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  Speaker 2: hundred wide, and the door is open, and I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: at it, and I go over, and the door to
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  Speaker 2: my locker is open, so I go over and I
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  Speaker 2: close that door on my locker, which reveals the contents
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  Speaker 2: of the locker beside it, and there is my water
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  Speaker 2: bottle and that locker as well as my shorts and
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  Speaker 2: my underpan.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, which I hadn't noticed, huge bodle. The
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  Speaker 4: whole thing's quite funny. Can I just say, I don't
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  Speaker 4: think that would have been too long for radio? I
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  Speaker 4: mean it was, Yeah, it's about our breaks.
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  Speaker 1: I was surprised that, having lost your or thinking that
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  Speaker 1: you've lost your water bottle, that you didn't go back
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  Speaker 1: into the gym and go.
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  Speaker 2: Sauna with me because it's hot in there, so I
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  Speaker 2: knew I had it there.
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  Speaker 4: So you took Do you always take your water bottle
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  Speaker 4: into the shower or do you just have all your
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  Speaker 4: stuff it's on.
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  Speaker 2: The way back sauna into the shower. Then yeah, And
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  Speaker 2: that guy was still in there when I left. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't want to go home, and I think that's some
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  Speaker 2: scared of coming out of the shower. He things on there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the door had a look, you're sitting on the bench,
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  Speaker 4: grumpy looking.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, oh, ship, well, I was to be fear
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  Speaker 2: just sitting there steering at the showers.
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  Speaker 1: And then someone will be like, wasn't it that guy
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  Speaker 1: for that was perving at us?
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, because then I wasn't again with the guy
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  Speaker 2: upstairs and he's like, oh, you find it, and you
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  Speaker 2: know the guy that worked there, and then continued the
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  Speaker 2: I was like, blah blah blah, and he's like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: have a good night, Mike.
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  Speaker 3: Goose Ah.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen to Hodaki four or seven every weekday, right,
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  Speaker 4: four to seven weekdays?
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  Speaker 2: Me? Can I also say, Jason and Kezy, don't go
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  Speaker 2: to the gym at night.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've done that before myself, and I fucking hated
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  Speaker 1: itsually waiting constantly to use a machine. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: like eight or nine in the morning's perfect because one's
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  Speaker 1: passed off to work.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely in our jobs, absolutely that's the best part about it,
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  Speaker 4: as we can do it during the day.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, oh god.
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, it's seriously four to seven every weekday radio Hadaky Hadaki,
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  Speaker 4: big shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate,