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Scott sports a beret and the Dolly Parton 5K · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I better get with it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, Lydia, as you know now, has turned seven.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: When was her actual birthday?
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  SPEAKER_02: The fifteenth.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: So Oh, I was out of town.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was a week and a half ago or so, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: So at any rate, she's now seven years old, and uh, I look at this seven-year-old who uh yeah, he goes by the name Danger just because uh he scaled the three thousand-foot cliff of El Capitan uh in Yosemite.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have a listen to this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tell us how you feel.
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  SPEAKER_00: Great, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's an unbelievable task to climb the front of El Capitan.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to pretend that there's no risk.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's not a second that they're not anchored to the wall.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's as good as it gets.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, because but they're so agile.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now's the time to do it, you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because if you do it, you if you even if I did it right, I I can't even clean my gutters.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I have to lift my leg up to my chest, you damn well might as well call the uh the EMS right over.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I just watched that dark documentary series.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, what was it called?
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  SPEAKER_02: Shoot, about the guy who does all the free climbing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he did L Capitan.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it I mean, I'm not gonna do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can tell you that much.
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  SPEAKER_01: You stayed limber though, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean very he's your average person is maybe not quite that limber, but at seven years old, you're still limber.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: You break a bone, but you're gonna be fine.
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  SPEAKER_02: No big deal.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I did dislocate my pinky whenever I was in elementary school, and I still have a wonky pinky, but you're still gonna be fine, my guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do, I do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, let's address the white elephant in the room.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: We have had some issues with our signal over the past couple days, and we get this text message just to start off.
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  SPEAKER_02: Good morning.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is there something wrong with the actual radio station?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because remember, you can always listen to us on our app, either the Wink 106 app, Twin Tears Magic, My Radio Jams.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can find us in three different places.
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  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, so is there something wrong with the actual radio station?
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  SPEAKER_01: And Scott's right, yes, yes, yes, and of course it happens on a holiday weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't happen, I don't know, like a random Wednesday when anybody's accessible.
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  SPEAKER_02: And how come it happens when it's beautiful and sunny?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like this is the stuff that usually happens when it's snowy or a lightning storm or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I discovered something weird going on.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think it was after the rain on Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_01: You made the proper calls, and then another thing had popped up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Long story short, there's a part that they're ordering.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ah, there's a part of so that way you just need to listen to us on the app.
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  SPEAKER_02: Somebody else said, Good everyone, is anyone else not able to listen on the car radio?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: The last few days, Lawrenceville to Mansfield, very weak signal and can't listen now.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's we'll be back to normal soon.
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  SPEAKER_01: But like you said, the app is the that's the best way to go until it's all the way back.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, if you use the regular radio.
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  SPEAKER_02: Also, this one, this is just this is why we love the app because you guys can message us anytime about anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hello, good morning.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hello.
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  SPEAKER_02: If anyone is driving on 60 from Shemung to Elmyra this morning, there's a huge excavator digging ditches in the middle of the road just west of Shemung.
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  SPEAKER_02: No signs, no cones.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just give yourself some extra space.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nice surprise on the way in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Something also that happened over the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_02: John Travolta, who's, you know, an older actor but pretty famous.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: He came out to, I think it's like the Cannes Film Festival or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he was wearing something that I thought, ooh, could Scot Free.
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  SPEAKER_02: So John Travolta's bald now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like Scott Free.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was on his way for a while.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he went viral because he was wearing a beret.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I'm a beret person.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I wish I would have had this ready because I um you do not look like a beret person.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll wear a beret sometimes in the wintertime.
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  SPEAKER_01: But yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've seen you, but I that's a weird look for that'd be like me saying, hey, my new look is gonna be a fez.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: Isn't it so funny?
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  SPEAKER_02: Whenever you first start to adopt something, this happens actually pretty often.
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  SPEAKER_02: When I wear red lipstick, people go, I could never do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's lovely.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're in France.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, bonjour not.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's French music?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes, that is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know if I can pull off a beret.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you know when you you first start to try something, did you ever try a fashion?
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  SPEAKER_02: So people will say, Oh, I could never re wear red lipstick.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, you can.
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  SPEAKER_02: You just have to start it.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you could just So you just want me to start a beret.
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  SPEAKER_01: Should I wear an ascot too?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and a nice little sport coat?
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  SPEAKER_01: Grow in one of those really thin mustaches like it's 1946.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna smoke my cigarette.
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  SPEAKER_02: With that long sticky thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: They all smoke where it's so like I'm sorry, are you tonguing this cigarette?
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  SPEAKER_01: I was thinking that long black thing that they used to jab the cigarettes.
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  SPEAKER_02: From the 20s?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like you're like a flapper girl?
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  SPEAKER_02: Legaloo!
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  SPEAKER_01: Would you like a loaf of bread?
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  SPEAKER_01: A croissant?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, look who came here! All of a sudden you're talking like that character from Beauty and the Beast.
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  SPEAKER_01: Look who just walked in the door!
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  SPEAKER_04: Hey, it's John Travolta.
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  SPEAKER_04: And you're listening to the Scott and Allie show on Wink 106, the number one hit music station.
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  SPEAKER_04: Seriously, it makes me want to get up and dance.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh, good.
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  SPEAKER_04: Unless it's a slow song.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: Then I want to go get a massage.
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  SPEAKER_01: A Parisian massage.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you think he wears a beret when he's getting a massage?
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  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's creepy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, tell me about Dolly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, so Dolly part wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: The music just ends.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love how he just That was a mood shift right there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just over with.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't need that anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, this is not here, but I so I used to run back in the day, and I don't run anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: You get in the measures.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_02: I got an ad I gotta get through first.
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  SPEAKER_02: There we go.
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  SPEAKER_03: I wasn't ready for that.
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  SPEAKER_02: There we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, there it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now much better.
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  SPEAKER_02: I get an ad.
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  SPEAKER_02: All these running ads, like, oh, do the 5K in uh Punxitawney.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do the Punksitawny Phil 5K.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're doing a Dolly Parton 5K in Nashville.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is that gonna be like?
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  SPEAKER_01: Just a bunch of black eyes?
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  SPEAKER_01: Big boobs, running a bunch of black eyes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Black eye 5K?
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  SPEAKER_02: I did not get that.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like a saunter.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because if you get any speed going, you're getting black eyes.