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Dirty Chewbacca: The Rock for President & Monkey Selfie Lawsuit · Multiple Nerdgasm

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have you ever heard of a dirty
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chewbaca um no it's a sex position or sexual act there's a significantly
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cleaner Chewbacca in uh the force awakens yeah this is not that chwaca
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okay well I hope it's not our chewbaca it could be is it something to do with
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Peter Miu it could be I don't know what he gets off to he personal
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life but okay so a dirty shua is when a
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girl is deep thr you right you pitch her
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nipples as you're about to come right her scream paired with a warm liquid and
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dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chew bucket's growl where did you learn
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this uh Hanah sent it to me right she
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went you should do you want to discuss this on the podcast I went yes I do is
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discuss this on the podcast mean practice this
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later can't get into that all right welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy to keep some Secrets yeah that's true but yeah I'm just how many Star
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Wars expositions do you think there are uh infinite
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[Music]
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with a very generous cleavage so she's had a bit of help in that photo Daisy
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really doesn't doesn't look like
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that Luke's lightsaber I like this one lock yourself in the basement and moan
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seductively Knights of Ren wear a mask to make you feel like a big man
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yeah so no no I want to put out so listeners send in your sex ax Star Wars
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sex axe yeah they just just write in every time you have sex and tell us how it
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when you can if you want to but no I want to know Star War
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sexx all right cool Luke multipl
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nasm.com you son of a [ __ ] podcast at multile nasm podcast
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multile nasm.com well they just go to
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me we we can we set up another email just for it
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I don't want to get I don't want to go to my email and get
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lost yeah get swamped there yeah good point don't bother don't send anything to Luke
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listeners if you if you actually want if you want it to be seen and if you want
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something to actually be on the podcast don't send it to Luke it's really good
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advice some good news this week Dan's not here no I didn't mean that that's
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the good news I mean we should probably lead with that now that's that's really
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harsh I it was a joke I didn't mean it
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it was just it was there oh
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sorry I'm sorry Dad your favorite actor
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is uh well he's registered to he's not actually doing it yet but he's preparing
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to in theory run for president and I really hope he goes
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through with this and we're talking about Dwayne The Rock Johnson Luke's favorite
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actor I I think he would actually be a good president he he just seems like a nice
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guy he doesn't take any [ __ ] but it's also very thoughtful in his actions does
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he know anything about politics well apparently that doesn't matter anymore
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so never mind look at who your president is right now all right moving on
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um so you better vote for him well I won't be voting for him depending on
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when he does it cuz I'm I allow to vote here I'm a resident
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not a citizen so you're not allowed to vote until you're a citizen uh I think
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that is the case yeah yeah I'm sure that's the case yeah so same as in
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Australia where I was not allowed to vote until I became a citizen then I
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voted once and then left the country but now you still have to vote no I do not
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because they sent me a letter saying we noticed that you've left the country and
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if you're not planning to come back we're going to remove you from the
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Electoral role and so I didn't didn't reply to them and then they sent me
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another letter saying all right well we've removed you from the Electoral
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role and then you does that affect your
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citizenship cuz no no it says sure no says if you're uh if you're not living
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there or planning to live there in the near future you shouldn't be
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voting no I thought you always had to vote no well I I I was happy to do it
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but then they sent me that letter and I I was like all right fine screw you then
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voted once that's the one that's it cuz it's actually it's you have to vote in
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austral it's not a choice that's right yeah um and I know uh well I'm fairly
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certain Dan does but he's because I guess it's just about intent like I
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could have replied and said no no no I'm planning on coming back but I mean at
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this point I'm not so I fig I think with Dan because his like a contract just
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gets extended so he's well yeah he's always going to yeah he's planning on
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coming back at some point I think yeah yeah but yeah he'll be back next year
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for packs yeah I'll pop in for a quick vote yep try and get in around the same
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time but yeah you have if you are a citizen by then you have to vote for the
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rock all right I'll do my best we'll see when when he's running I don't know how
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long uh how long it is before I before I can do that because like I
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said I'm I'm a permanent resident here uh but I'm basically the same as I was
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in Australia for years contact them I'm sure if you contact them and explain
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that you need to get hurried along so you can vote for The Rock they will
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understand yeah well I'm sure they listen they probably just listen to the
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podcast they I'll probably get a letter actually that's probably how the
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Australian government knew I'd moved they heard it first here folks
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like you yeah well all right Rock The Rock for president I thought because uh
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Kid Rock's running for Senate now they announc this week probably not going to
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vote for him and uh and I wouldn't vote for him either I not that I know
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anything about Kid Rock and then who else he had sex with pamer Anderson he
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did that's all I know of kid Ro yeah that's not really an exclusive Club what
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you got something you want to share
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no well no I mean no but
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uh yeah it's a video of uh of what's his name Tommy Lee and app Anderson yours
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hasn't been released yet because they reckon Mark Zuckerberg's running as well
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I would not want him to be president GE up for
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it yeah well I I don't I don't like
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Facebook but I also I don't I don't know that he's necessarily a bad
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guy I don't actually know he hasn't really done anything though well he did
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make Facebook and he does do a lot of work in the third world you know helping
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people so there is that yeah he was not in the remake of Jumanji I'll give you that
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[Music] Facebook he got lucky sure it just filled the void that was there and he
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got there at the right time and then he's doing charity work yep that's
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true he doesn't have he doesn't have call gimmick like he's the people's fist
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or he does people don't care about what he's cooking I mean he does have
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Facebook so there is that yeah I just it'd be interesting if the rock was up
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against uh up against Mark Zuckerberg I think that would be interesting
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also I wonder if would The Rock still act no he couldn't I think he no I think
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think it would be a sad stop acting for the period cuz I know um when swega
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became Governor yeah he stopped he had to stop acting I'm not sure if he had to
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or if it was a choice is he not still the governor no he stopped being the
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governor okay that's why it came out that he had like a son with his nanny or
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cleaner or something that all came out after he got out didn't know that there
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you go did you know yeah he was sleeping with the cleaner had a 13-year-old son
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with her little Anie yep there you go no I didn't know that
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have we got any other Presidential news actually let's not let's not do
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Presidential news [ __ ] not not not lately um all right monkey I could see
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monkey sing for copyright are we talking monkey monkey I he monkey
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magic no that would be a good story though no this is actually an actual a
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monkey like as in uh an you know an animal in um a mon it's a monkey
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Indonesian monkey named Naruto uh you know a monkey in the
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jungle a maak monkey like in fact if I'm pronouncing that correctly and uh he
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became famous carefully he'll sue you well he it's actually worse than that
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cuz's the monkey obviously isn't suing anyone but there was a photographer in Indonesia
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uh who had his camera grabbed by Naruto the monkey mhm
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uh and who took some selfies of himself which became very famous and if you
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click on the article you'll see one of the selfies in question it's very funny
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that's a pretty good photo yeah not bad right but now so he they kind of went
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viral and I guess he made a bunch of money selling them to you know news
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websites and things like that uh you know fair enough uh except now Peter is
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uh has hired VI like you know representing the
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monkey uh has hired lawyers and they are suing for copyright infringement
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claiming that the monkey is the uh is the rights old holder in this
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case and uh it's [ __ ]
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stupid um the thing that's most stupid is cuz that case is never going to get
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anywhere no it's ridiculous it's just going to take up time and money and then
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they're going to go a monkey can't hold a copyright to anything probably well I
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guess the point is that they want to try and change that to Monkey cat I don't
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know Peter's weird I on the one hand yeah see and you know
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sorry listeners if if anybody's a Peter fan I'm really not uh
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because while I get you know I love animals and uh you know I don't want to
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I'm not down I'm not down with you know cruelty to animals or any of that kind
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of stuff that's not what I'm saying but what I am saying is Peter is a bit nutty
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and I think they go way too [ __ ] far yeah that they just like to the line's
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there and they're like 3T over it yes and when
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you're performing acts of terrorism uh in in Aid of a
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cause then I think you've already gone too far so fire bombing labs and and and you
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know and same with green piece actually green pece endangering the lives of of
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people on ships and stuff like that like I'm n I'm not down with that no be doing
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that that's not the way to get things done yeah I'm I'm awful I understand
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what you're fighting for and I believe in it but the way you're going about it
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not doing yourself any justice yes and also there's a if people are more
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interested actually there's an episode of pentel's [ __ ] about
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Peter uh they talk about some of this stuff and like I said I don't know if
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this is all true uh it's certainly interesting though but they have like a
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large freezer in um in their facility where they put the uh you know the the
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animals that they have put down because they would rather the animals be dead
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than pets that's their stance on that is
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that better dead than a pet and what no I'm serious they'll the total animal
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freedom is their goal and that means that they can't be pets so therefore and
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you can't release them into the wild cuz they're domesticated so just have to kill
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him so that's insane yeah exactly and like I feel free to actually if you know
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better if you know better R in and let me know but as far as I as far as I'm
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aware that is that is a thing that Peter does and one of that's one of the main
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reasons that I I do not like them I'm going to have to look at that that can't
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be right oh well let's have some followup on that even though it's like
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yeah it's not even remotely funny but no I mean like I said watch Pen's [ __ ] episode
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um I will cuz I like pen andella yeah they are amusing they amuse me I do
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think and and to be clear I also think penet has some crazy ideas he's like
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he's like super libertarian and sometimes I think he goes a little
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little too far with certain things but I still I still like the show and I think
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maybe people should look into that but anyway Peter's representing this monkey
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it's stupid yeah I don't I just don't understand what the point of this is
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it's not cuz then what then Peter's just going to take the money I guess well no
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Peter's not going to win any money well that's it's going to cost Peter money so
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what is the point of this then I guess is to try and have it so that monkeys or
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I guess animals can have not going to happen have the rights to the the photos
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they don't even want the rights to the photos that's what I mean it doesn't
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even make sense there's no point to it
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yeah no it's just a nuisance lawsuit
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that's going to annoy people and no one gets anything out of it except it to
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cost money and time like I love animals too right but don't stop [ __ ] they're
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not they're not they're not the same as people like stop anthrop
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anthropomorphizing [ __ ] I'm having a Luke moment anthropomorph happens to the best
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of us stop pretending that a monkey is the same as a human being and wants
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copyright on his photos well he right
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have you met him nuto no no Dan made friends with the monkey actually it's a
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shame he's not here to comment maybe maybe he and that monkey
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he met had a chat about it we can ask him next week we'll do some followup
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next week and we'll ask Dan about it that's monkey news this
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week we do have some more animal news actually did you see this [ __ ]
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terrifying truck crash in
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Oregon no it was a truck
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carrying a bunch of um hag fish they called they kind of they're like
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eels uh and they
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produce this slime that is apparently um
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very apparently it's like interesting to to people who who study like uh um slime
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slime and and weird substances and stuff like that like uh because it
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it's uh it's just slime and when it mixes with the sea water apparently it
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can expand up to like 10,000 times its own size and they use it to um to clog
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up the gills of predators and stuff like that they secrete this stuff anyway this
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truck was carrying a ton of them and uh
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it crashed and it look it it I guess
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released a bunch of these things into a car when it crashed and then just look
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at this photo of these
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[ __ ] eels and the Slime like it it looks like the car's
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melting it looks horrible yeah exactly
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so uh yeah the driver of that car was not having a good day no cuz they would
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have got covered in that as well yeah
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presumably yeah so um gross so they had to get a bulldozer and fire hoses to
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clean it up uh they're yeah 2T long tag fish and they just have they kind of
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look like eels but apparently they're not their fish so did people eat them or
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I think in in certain countries people do eat them uh okay I don't know about
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here I actually wonder what they're doing in Oregon with them but again the
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the mucusy stuff they study it a lot because it's uh it's got interesting
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properties apparently the Navy when do you stop studying stuff when do you get
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to a stage where you go look we've studied everything about this no more no
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need to study it anymore well I guess the when science
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stops you know figuring out new stuff about about things okay because apparently
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this stuff it it forms an elastic slimy mesh and when combined with seawat the
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Slime can expand to 10,000 times the volume it started at it's a sugarcoat
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protein called mucin and coiled up spools of thread
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that are kind of like spider silk it's that's what it's made of it's pretty
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pretty fascinating and disgusting this could be stuff that could be used in car
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accidents one day so instead of having an airbag you order just fill up the car
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with this maybe this was a test it did not go well actually they
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say that in this other arttic there's an article on the verge it's funny you
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should say that because it also says it could be leveraged for firefighting anti
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fouling I guess that means pooping
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yourself oh diver protection not driver protection then it said driver
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protection and then it says or anti-shark spray
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cuz I guess you spray it in their gills and then they can't
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breathe but then I mean [ __ ] if You' got to get close enough to do that maybe
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it's too late the possibilities are
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endless wow maybe I need to study this stuff as well yeah maybe see if we can
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get some listeners if you've got I came up with the idea of driver protection
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yeah they haven't listeners if you've got any hag fish slime that you want to
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send in to do we still have a PO Box uh my parcel Locker yes all right
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send it to Luke's parcel Locker the address of which is I don't
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know hold on let me type it in for God's sake this this
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no um give me two seconds all right got to go to
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eBay you got to go to eBay oh PayPal one of them to look up where you get stuff
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sent to yeah well cuz yeah I don't give out the address very often because it's
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just there yeah um my address uh addresses so if you want to send
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anything to me any Parcels by oh [ __ ]
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off yeah I have to if you want to send Luke any Parcels [ __ ]
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off um I have to type in a code now mhm
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all right and what's your password um N7 PE was the code they sent me okay okay
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so this parcel Locker
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100019 929
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64 and then the street address is 302 to
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308 Reed Street South Greenway act
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2900 send Luke some hagfish slime now your address will change obviously when
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you get to Mars yes but I've got some sad news for
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you this week uh and that NASA has finally admitted
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what many people have been saying for a little while uh and that is that they
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can't land humans on Mars at this point they just don't have the money to figure
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that out and that's not to say we can't get you there in a sense they can get
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you in orbit around Mars Luke but they can't get you onto the planet that's the
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problem there's no they don't have a Lander I've worked out how to save them
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money what's that okay see cuz what they're thinking of they're thinking
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that when they send people to Mars they're still going to have to pay them
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you don't because they can just get a job there just cut off their wages as soon
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as they leave stop part of the Mars economy now nothing to do with us y so
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it's going to save you thousands of dollars every day every day how much are
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you get paid Oh by everybody everyone like what is your
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your rate and they could also do the Mars one thing get people to pay to go
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yeah they like get your head in the game yeah so the they don't have a
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Lander uh that's the main issue and I
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guess the the hope is that SpaceX which they are making a lot of progress on
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that you know they've got the um you know the reusable Rockets now exactly so
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hopefully they can figure something out but uh at the moment NASA I guess
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independently of anybody else does not
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have the uh the funding to to do
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it they can't build a Lander so that's why actually uh apparently if you if you
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notice a lot of the language lately around the Mars missions from NASA and
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even apparently Bill Nye in his you know the bill NY the science guy he's a a
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kind of TV science guy here in America if aies aren't familiar with him uh was
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talking about it too and then they always say in orbit around Mars they
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actually never say on Mars now they um they someone pointed out they actually
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haven't said that they can get you to the Mars surface they're just saying
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they get you to Mars and they mean in orbit well you go what's the point of
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sending anyone to the orbit of Mars well I mean that's just a waste of money no
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there I mean plenty of reasons to do that we could examine the planet better
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but obviously getting onto the planet is even better yeah so just wait until you
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can get onto the planet don't waste time going around it yeah but then well no
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cuz if you've got people there in orbit then you build a Lander just send the
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Lander over and then it's like oh cool we can we can get down the planet
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now there are reasons to N All or Nothing they should build this go there
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start a colony or don't go that's your uh that's your recommend that's your
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advice recommendation yep yep well hang on waste time [ __ ] footing around does
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that mean you're dropping out of this project now based on this
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knowledge no no no I'm still in I'm not I was never going with NASA oh you're
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going with uh Mars One Mars One how's that going by they're leaving in like
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they're leaving in like three years how's that going have you got do I don't
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know do you receive updates I don't I don't even think I get updates
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anymore yeah one cuz I remember they
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were originally going to leave in 2020 no status not a whole lot of news about
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Mars One when you type in Mars One let's go to news oh this is okay this is
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Australia Centric too an Aussie astronaut hopeful registered for a
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one-way trip to Mars has expressed his doubts the costly ambitious trip will
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ever take flight the Mars One program is the brainchild of Dutch entrepreneur baz
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lansdorp who formed the organization in 2011 with the intention of colonizing
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the planet for future Travelers Rowan Lyle Wilson 42 from Brisbane is one of
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100 candidates from across the world shortlisted for the
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mission he told .com. he was dubious if the trip would ever eventuate due to the
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Project's ongoing Financial dramas problem for Ron is his wife and
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family may be less accepting um I'm pretty sure that after
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he came out and said that they took him off the short list look at this this is
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this is great my wife asked me when our relationship was getting serious in the
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mid 90s if there was anything she needed to know and I told her that if the
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chance ever arose to go on a way trip to Mars I would take it she laughed
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thinking it would never happen in my lifetime 10 or 15 years later Mars one
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started that's funny um but I've had a look evidently they're looking to open
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up applications again soon right well they've pushed it back from
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2026 to 2031 so no I see I I wouldn't go now
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it's not going to happen no the reason why I wouldn't go I would be too old to go
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right and that cuz I remember they actually announced people in the short
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least we discussed in the podcast or someone in your 40s and I'm going
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they're too old to be even shortlisted now yeah why send them they should be
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going yeah they should be sending people
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20 20s to 30s Max no one older than that yeah I agree because you want to get the most
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out of them when they get there yeah like or maybe they're just planning on
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them to die very quickly so they could oh maybe they didn't worry about that
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too much cuz they knew they weren't going it was a scam maybe what if I have to give him
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$20 to apply again I can't believe you [ __ ] paid the money and didn't apply
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anyway like you didn't even get you scammed yourself cuz you didn't even
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apply we were going to fil film the video then we got distracted yeah I know
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anyway that's the that's a that's a new update on [ __ ] on
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Mars for this week there's been some some spanners thrown into some of the
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some of the works multiple spanners at this point yeah may not be happening now
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which is really depressing I know a lot of people you know when when these
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things come up online people the discussion a lot of smart people even
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are saying like we shouldn't be worrying about Mars at the moment we should be
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trying to they should build a space station on the moon that's apparently
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that's a thing everyone thinks we should do uh cuz then you can build ships and
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stuff up there and you don't have to you know use Rockets to get everything up
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into you don't have to launch yeah so that saves money uh I mean you still
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have to get humans up there using rockets at this point cuz we don't have
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another solution and also the material yeah yeah right oh well no but that once
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they start mining asteroids then oh what happened with mining asteroids I don't
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know I think that's ongoing too like it's just it all apparently it
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all cost a lot of money okay space people stop saying what you're going to
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do and just do it well I don't think they can just do it that quickly just
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I'm sick of the whole way go to go to Ms we're going to mine
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asteroids then you don't hear anything about it for 5 years just just bring it
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asteroid stop mining it [ __ ] do it yeah planetary Industries was James
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Cameron's company right yes it was him wasn't it what happened to that um was
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it I know you know those new space telescopes the ones that that was going
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to find asteroids I think it was planetary Industries have they what with
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that you know we should do some follow up on this I'm not going to research it
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right now we'll follow up on this for next week what's going on with with planetary
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Industries and the asteroid Mining and all that stuff we'll do a followup yeah
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cuz I swear that was meant to be happening by now yeah I thought so
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too could you wanted a job yeah I did actually I thought maybe that could be
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what I did when I got here but uh it's not I do something
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else there's still hope yeah actually no I like my job actually I'm quite happy
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with my job at the moment so never mind this is obviously this is not our jobs
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why would we how's that for a segue that's fantastic proud of that one so
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well a little while ago PornHub was actually banned in Russia
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really yes and to avoid or they're trying to ban or something but to get
32:17
around it they're trying to make it oh hello that you have to sign up for
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PornHub but Supply your passports that I know that you're overage
32:30
right so imagine having to get like get your passport out to be able to sign up
32:35
to to go look at porn that seems invasive uh and it also
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seems foolish like if in a country where you know they don't really want you
32:45
looking at porn to give you passport as identification in order to do something
32:50
that they don't want you to do that seems foolish cuz por PornHub already
32:54
take a lot of data from their users they do in the I've seen some funny uh charts
33:01
and stuff posted on uh on Reddit they do some some funny reports sometimes like
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the the number one search term by US state and things like that yeah they're
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already collecting a lot of data and they're just going to add on with their
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passport yeah and actually just goes to show if if if you think that they don't
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know who you are when you're on pornhhub they know who you
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are like any website they know who you are doesn't matter if you're not logged
33:30
in they know they can tell they know where you are yeah they if they wanted
33:34
to they could come knock on your door yeah they've got they've got ad trackers
33:37
and stuff that has it's got you know all little pieces of tracking information
33:42
little Clues they know yeah they know your geographic location they know from
33:46
other things who lives there they they they know who it is like generally
33:51
speaking to a pretty good certainty degree if you want to live a private
33:55
life just don't go on the internet don't share your location on
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Snapchat I'm I'm not concerned about living a private life no no you're
34:05
not out there for the world to see Hannah is but I'm
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not she does she know you're sharing your location on Snapchat yeah okay she
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just don't tell she do share hers yeah but but I mean I mean often she's
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probably with you yeah yep okay fair
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enough so if you had to if you had to submit your passport you wouldn't you just stop
34:32
looking at porn is that what you're saying I'm thinking about
34:36
this although I guess it there'll always be an alternative there'll always be a
34:41
dark web alternative to this yeah but I don't really want to go there to the
34:45
dark web yeah where is it where is the dark web like how do I well you have to
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actually get a different browser yeah you got to get on like the what is it
34:55
the the tour Network or whatever it is see and I don't H that's all like I I
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worry that even if I was just jumping on there to look at some porn like it's just too
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suspicious like there's too many other dodgy things that happen on there it's
35:10
like you get lumped you get lumped in with all the the other
35:14
criminals cuz yeah like evidently you sign on and within minutes you can find
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credit cards to buy and everything and but I don't want to be having to go to
35:24
the dark web for porn because why do you need to go to the dark web there that
35:27
just seems like the stuff that will get you in trouble exactly yeah like in
35:32
Russia if they're not happy with PornHub they're not going to like the stuff on
35:35
the dark web no probably not oh okay it
35:40
was banned in Russia after a Russian Watchdog suspected a youngl looking
35:44
actress in a video was underage and then they just banned it oh
35:48
I guess can people upload content to Pornhub or something that seems risky I
35:53
think they can it seems like a risky Endeavor but yeah I I don't know I don't
35:58
really go into too much of where the content comes from on
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there I thought you were going to say I don't really go War Hub that much but
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no it's not where you went with it now I don't know where it comes from it's just
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there I'm too busy to pay attention to
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that funny all right well um yeah know what I probably still if yeah I probably
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would still start with my passport all right then
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a while to get there but yeah would you share your location on PornHub yeah why not
36:36
yeah it'd probably be the bar the the toilet most of the time most of the time
36:41
yeah toilet or the computer yeah I mean at work yeah the I mean the toilet at
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work work toilet the car going for a walk around the block you know who knows
36:52
when I'm looking yeah who knows whenever the mood takes you
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cornhub does yeah but exactly PornHub definitely
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does uh I have a very brief uh Star Wars
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news this week what is it it's only brief uh it is sort of like followup so
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do you remember when um when Force awakens came out and um 5zm
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yh- YJ i r A- DVD
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ZB and what when they announced the force awakens Monopoly I'm giving away a
37:27
code surreptitiously oh how how that how was that that's
37:34
pretty good right rewind and get that steam key listeners and it'll be a surprise
37:38
because I actually don't even know what it's for myself and Luke you're not
37:41
allowed to claim these steam Keys okay I I don't I've got steam Keys you
37:47
can have okay
37:49
good good so anyway lj9 m- y7 b2g yb8
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and do you remember when the force awakens came out and there was a
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monopoly a Monopoly game that came out and it did not feature Ry it featured uh
38:08
Finn and and and a lot of male characters Po and everybody it didn't
38:12
feature Ray and people got mad because they were like why isn't Ray in the
38:17
Monopoly I don't remember the Monopoly I remember on the the playet of the
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Millennium Falcon Ray wasn't there yeah right yeah apparently there was a a
38:25
Monopoly game as well and uh and they said well it's because they
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didn't want to spoil the fact that she was a Jedi or something that was that
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was the reason they gave it the time yeah it was a really Bor crap reason it
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was it was I actually really don't know why they didn't it doesn't make a whole
38:45
lot of sense to me no um but they said at the time a lot of people complained
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you know there was hashtag where Ray and people were like well the [ __ ] isn't Ray
38:55
involved fair enough right main character like she was probably you know
38:59
one of the best things about the movie why isn't she in there uh and they said
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oh no we're going to re-release the Monopoly game later with her
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because you know it was for spoiler reasons except now they've come out and
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said and I do I I think the way this article frames it is a little
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disingenuous at first because the headline is despite promises Ry will be
39:22
left out of Star Wars Monopoly due to insufficient
39:25
interest and so that makes it sound like people were not interested in having Ray
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be in Monopoly which might be true because it doesn't really change the
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game let's be honest and what they no it just sort of seems there was an interest
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and then you went we're going to release another one later so every went okay and
39:45
then stops complaining yeah but the problem is and I think what they mean by
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this is is is insufficient interest
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in but from from retailers In Stocking more of the Star Wars Monopoly because
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they've already got a [ __ ] ton of it and no one's buying it because everyone
40:04
already owns Monopoly and it's oh they're not re they're not releasing a
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new version It's not that they're not okay it's just that there insufficient
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interest in Star Wars Monopoly so they're not going to re-release a new
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version with Ray because no one because they're just not making any more of them
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um yeah that actually makes total sense exactly and and they said that if people
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want uh a little Ray you know thing to what what do you call
40:30
them the little you the hat and the car and the dog and all that what do you
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call those like tokens if they want a ray token uh they can write in and
40:37
they'll send them one so which I think is actually a pretty good Solution
40:41
that's actually great yeah but I and and like I said people have being a little
40:45
bit I think a little harsh on this because they're saying oh you know
40:51
that's not really good enough she should have been in there all along yeah that's
40:53
fine but she wasn't and then now what are they supposed to just waste sh ton
40:57
of money making a game no one's going to buy like yeah they they screwed up
41:02
originally and it's I mean you can't go back so I think that's actually great they go
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look we're not going to re-release it but if you want one let us know we'll
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give you one yeah like I I don't think they necessarily should bother putting
41:15
on another one cuz is any does anyone own the Star Wars Monopoly or I
41:20
guess is there are there enough people who don't own it because they would have
41:25
bought it if Ray was in there and and they'll buy it if they release it I bet
41:29
that's the problem there's not enough of those people so because a lot of people would
41:34
have already purchase it found out she's not there and then going oh they're not
41:38
going to go out and buy a brand new copy just to get one extra figure yeah I feel like
41:42
the everybody who was interested in Star Wars Monopoly either already bought it
41:46
or lost interest and so that's that's right when it when the article says due
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to lack of Interest not due to lack of interest in Ray being in Monopoly just
41:55
due to lack of interest in monop Monopoly is actually a terrible game
42:02
yeah and everybody already owns the [ __ ] thing but everyone plays Monopoly
42:07
wrong one of the worst rules that people introduced was the one you have to go
42:11
around the board once before buying anything right that's a terrible Rule and also
42:17
the other thing auctions auctions are great people always skip auctions as
42:21
well hm Monopoly is actually a very fast game if you play it correctly okay
42:28
did you know you meant to auction you meant to auction so okay so I'm player one I land
42:34
on a property and I can't afford to buy it or I don't want to buy it yeah that
42:39
property then goes up for auction yeah okay no I do I remember that
42:43
yeah but yeah most people don't play it that way and that way you're s spending
42:48
forever trying to buy everything on the ball but if you play that way everything
42:50
goes up really quickly and the game yeah it goes It goes quick okay yeah I know I
42:55
have heard that I wasn't sure I'm quite sure what you remember yeah I'm familiar with
43:01
that there you go multiple Monopoly gasm I might play Monopoly soon I hate it but
43:07
I might play it let us know I will email Luke podcast mg.com
43:14
let us know if you played Monopoly uh
43:17
Fallout 4 is in the news again [ __ ] Bethesda just aren't making any new
43:23
games so I guess we got to keep talking about old games they made well it's not
43:28
bethesda's fault there in the news Well it sort of is yeah it isn't it isn't
43:33
actually I'm a little bit annoyed by this article do you want to
43:36
talk us through it well singer Dion theci mhm I'm going with that that can
43:43
be their name that's good um they sort of best known for 60
43:47
tiits like run around Su and The Wanderer and they've decided that
43:51
they're going to sue Bethesda over the use of the wer in uh
43:57
The Fallout 4 ads mhm now this is these were ads that were shot before and
44:04
released before the game even came out so we're talking a few years ago now yeah
44:09
that is the wording he used is repugnant and morally
44:15
indefensible images yeah apparently he
44:22
um so Bethesda is owned by Z did he only just see these things
44:27
maybe see Bethesda is owned by zenx and
44:31
yes uh Universal I guess
44:35
owns zamax like are they a parent company or something cuz the article
44:40
says that Universal has blanket permission like they have a general
44:45
agreement uh from demui that says they can use his song in advertising stuff
44:51
but apparently they have to get personal
44:55
approval from him in those cases and in this case apparently they didn't and now
45:01
he's seen the Fallout 4 ad and he doesn't like it and he's saying no I didn't give
45:06
approval for that and he thinks it's disgusting because it's violent and it
45:11
it glorifies violence for young kids and yada yada
45:15
yada so he's seeking a million in Damages see I really think there needs
45:21
to be a time frame of when you can sue sure so he didn't see that at the
45:27
time so it's like oh well too late yeah but he was cashing those
45:32
checks it's like that yeah good point yeah but yeah it just seems a bit cuz I
45:37
don't it's put the link in if you watch the film clip I don't think it's that
45:41
bad yeah but we're desensitized to this stuff but no he he fires a gun a few
45:48
times yeah it's not even showing like the Vats and heads being blown off and
45:54
anything it's it's been a lot worse I think think the worst part might be when
45:58
you see the nuclear explosion go off and it destroys the city well he says this
46:02
is his his his description without plaintiff's consent
46:08
defendants dubbed The Wanderer into commercials in which the protagonist a
46:12
Wanderer roams from one location to the next armed and hunting for victims to
46:17
slaughter defendants commercials have no redeeming value they simply entice young
46:21
people to buy a video game by glorifying homicide making the infliction of harm
46:24
appear appealing if not satisfying yeah that's the way they look at I don't
46:30
see it like that no I mean it is pretty satisfying though it really is I want to
46:36
play I going play some Fallout later this week I mean the certainly does make it seem
46:40
appealing maybe he's on something also the the music for it is a
46:46
great pick I actually quite like the Wonder in it sorry I've been watching it even
46:53
though the guy uh who wrote the songs apparently a dick if he's got a clause in there
46:59
that he's got to be asked they should have asked him he want he has to be he'd be in his
47:04
80s though uh presumably cuz yeah like this is song was out in the
47:10
60s and that was God that was 50 years
47:17
ago so yeah maybe he doesn't quite understand how video games work these
47:23
days maybe yeah but still you you're cashing those
47:28
checks at the time that's the time to question yeah
47:34
what is this that my Fallout 4 was 3 years
47:36
ago it's pretty old now relas was 2015
47:41
so that was only two years ago H feels longer yeah I wish we'd get like a
47:48
Fallout New Vegas yeah like I really liked New
47:53
Vegas in uh in in movie news I've got this I this article in here right but I
47:59
don't I I feel like this is stupid it's probably not true um apparently Wonder
48:05
Woman 2 may be set in the 1980s feasible uh and bring back Chris
48:11
Pine cuz they liked Chris Pine in the
48:15
first one and so they're just going to bring him back I mean and I'll tell you
48:22
what if they do they can just [ __ ] right off that
48:27
is like the worst thing to do it's um apparently it's there's confirmation
48:33
that he's going to return that's what the article says like it could just be
48:38
flashbacks hopefully it is a flashback cuz that whole movie the whole premise
48:42
was was sort of her was going through her relation with
48:46
him and then seeing the photo and thanks for returning my friend and cuz he's gone
48:51
unless he actually did you know like because we you never actually see him
48:55
shoot the the bomb you just see it explode right so because I also thought
48:59
it was stupid that he did do that he could have used a parachute and jumped
49:02
out and shot exactly my point and maybe maybe he did maybe we'll see like that
49:06
he was like all right I'm going to do this and he was like wait a minute what
49:09
the [ __ ] am I doing and then got out put a parachute on and jumped out of the
49:12
plane and then what he gets frozen in time and throw a grenade yeah well
49:17
that's the point too well and and yeah he can't be back he can't because we
49:23
already saw H like her in the present day or whatever you know when she's at
49:27
the Lou for whatever reason uh and thenu she works isn't it
49:33
is it did they establish that at any
49:36
point um and then she gets the package from uh from Bruce Wayne and she says
49:43
thanks for bringing him back so clearly she hasn't seen him since then yeah so
49:47
it's not like he's going to be hanging around her in the 80s unless they just
49:50
don't give a [ __ ] I also find it very weird that they're could to make her
49:54
second one in the 80s as well yeah well maybe they're trying to cash
50:00
in on some of this [ __ ] retro Nostalgia stuff that Guardians and I
50:06
guess now Thor or the Thor trailer I don't know the the Thor film has it but
50:12
well it's doing retro think Guardians is still very much not
50:17
a 7s old movie it's just using old music yeah no I know I I just the people seem
50:23
to be trying to cash in on that retro thing that it's well you know cuz it's got like
50:27
like it's got the yeah the Walkman and it's got some 80 stuff in it cuz Peter
50:33
Quill's kid from the 8S like what the [ __ ] is she going to
50:39
do because she can't be Wonder Woman
50:44
there because yeah no one knows who she is in Batman v Superman right and
50:49
there's not enough going on in the 80s for Wonder Woman to take care of the
50:54
[ __ ] is Wonder Woman going to do in the 80s but if she is out there know who she
50:57
is because yeah I I it's they they should not do this yeah I
51:04
agree they just they finally did
51:08
something right and now don't do don't don't don't do this
51:14
just make another movie you do need to make another movie for her but just make
51:17
it present day yeah or just
51:22
don't don't make anymore just leave it yeah just they they need to yeah as I've
51:27
said they need to stop this universe and then if they want to do it start again
51:32
and start again slower and build up to it cuz I mean I know a lot of people
51:36
liked Wonder Woman I didn't uh but that's fine that still doesn't just
51:41
because it did well doesn't mean you have to force another one like if if you
51:46
can't tell you right now Aquaman is going to be a terrible movie no but it's
51:51
it's my boy it's James Juan it's going to be a terrible movie yeah I know it is
51:56
I know he maybe it won't no it is if they had have had Aquaman from the
52:02
comics in a bright orange suit I am there day one I guarantee you right
52:07
Aquaman will come out and I'll be the only [ __ ] person on the planet who
52:10
likes it y oh and Dan will like it as well Dan and I will love Aquaman and
52:15
nobody else will and then it's just we're just [ __ ] broken for some
52:20
reason that's and that's why we don't like Wonder Woman oh I got to see the new Spider-Man
52:26
yeah I'm going to go see that this week yeah me too I wanted to see it for um
52:29
before but actually I'm glad if if you haven't seen it then it's good that I
52:33
waited I guess I really want to see it though I really want to say but it's
52:37
been school holidays here and I refuse to go to the movies during school holidays yeah too
52:43
tempting no it's just I don't like sitting next to people yeah I understand
52:49
but if I go on a Monday night it's sort of like I get a private screening right
52:55
nice very I might go see that tomorrow but I'll be ready ready to discuss it next
53:01
week all right because I've heard I heard people are liking it so far yeah
53:07
yeah apparently it's good uh and another movie news
53:11
apparently Quenton Tarantino's next film is going to be about the Manson family
53:15
murders which is a subject that I find interesting and I'm
53:21
not I'm not in the past been the biggest fan of Tarantino
53:27
uh I I enjoyed the hateful eight quite a bit I mean it's fine he's not my
53:31
favorite filmmaker but this could be cool I guess about a guy talking people into
53:37
the killing people for him yeah I guess so yeah or or well I mean if
53:44
you he reckons he didn't tell him to do it prove him
53:50
wrong all right so you just got to se an interview with me with him and I'll go
53:54
do it I would [ __ ] love to see you interview Charles
53:58
Manson I know nothing about him I would love to see that I'd love to see your
54:03
face have you ever seen a video of Charles Manson he's got like the upside down
54:08
cross tattoo or something doesn't he uh he had he had a swas sticker on his
54:12
forward uh I I knew it was something yeah I don't know it was I think it was
54:15
a prison tat though I don't know if it's even still there but even have you ever
54:18
seen him in an interview no oh man I would love to see you talk to him cuz
54:23
he's like he's [ __ ] out there yeah he's wonder if I I'm not prepared for
54:29
this I should have prepared a clip but uh anyway look yeah look up uh Charles
54:34
Manson interviews he talks in um in riddles basically he's uh he's pretty
54:39
interesting but yeah he did uh he definitely was involved in what happened
54:45
in in whatever manner um some people claim that he was a scapegoat CU he's
54:50
kind of crazy and uh and they they just kind of they want they really wanted to to
54:56
nail him for the murders doesn't he still have women still try marrying him
55:00
and stuff yeah there was there was a news article recently where this young
55:03
lady tried to marry him so that she could um take possession of his body
55:07
when he dies so she could sell it apparently yeah they apparently he's
55:13
approached Mara Robbie to play Sharon Tate and Brad Pit's going to be in it as
55:19
um Bly OC the detective and uh and Jennifer Lawrence
55:24
is playing somebody has he made nice with Disney
55:29
yet I doubt it about the Star Wars thing yeah yeah I don't think so cuz I
55:36
remember he was very upset about it and then he disappeared listeners if you
55:39
don't know uh when was it Rogue one or Force awakens I can't remember how long
55:44
it I think it was force awakens yeah when when the hateful eight was coming
55:47
out he had organized to show the hateful eight uh in
55:50
cinemas uh in particular one um one very
55:55
big or very influential and important Cinema in in Los Angeles I forget the name of the
56:01
cinema uh he aranged for it all and then they told him no Star Wars is coming out
56:05
sorry so uh we booted you and then he complained about it and said well I'll
56:11
just I'll just pull my movie and then they were like fine okay yeah Star Wars
56:18
uh is going to get a lot more people in so fine yeah and so he was really pissed
56:23
at Disney because apparently Disney had said uh the the the cinema had said no
56:28
sorry we've got the hatef late on and Disney said no you don't or you don't
56:31
get Star Wars and then so the cinema was like oh all right
56:35
fine which is a good business decision I guess yeah because it's still a [ __ ]
56:42
Star Wars opening weekend or hateful late yeah shitty thing to do but yeah oh
56:49
do you know they're making a Battle Star Galactica game uh I knew they were making an MMO
56:54
is it that or is it something else oh is it an MMO [ __ ] I don't
56:59
know I don't know I've just saw Battle Star Galactica
57:04
deadlock oh it's on Steam already is
57:10
it summer 2017 that's now no it's not it's it's winter now
57:17
it's it's very cold at the moment yeah different different country
57:23
buddy that's right you do everything backwards that's right
57:26
I don't know is this an MMO maybe it's not hopefully not it's like a it's like
57:32
an RTS kind of game I guess it looks a bit like home world yeah that's I love
57:39
the home world yeah it could be good see so it's on Steam already is it
57:44
I think it's coming out on Xbox no it comes out in summer which is now so I
57:49
guess yeah it's out now no it's not it's coming to
57:54
Xbox yes very cool cool that's I just
57:57
noticed it so very cool oh oh I I played
58:01
Monkey Island one and two this weekend did you on on the Xbox PR both of them
58:07
on the Xbox they shment yeah they're good games I've had them sitting there
58:11
forever the the enhanced editions yeah yeah how does that I've played the
58:15
enhanced Edition of two on my iPad yep and I felt like the original
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was better uh well how did you feel about the the enhanced version in
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general and particular the first one I haven't played the enhanced first one um
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you think that yeah the original's
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better it's not really like on the Xbox there's the option to push a button to
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go back and see what the original looks like yeah it is not it's not how you remember
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it I bet it is h b it's not even
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close like it's worse than what you remember you're thinking cuz this is one
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of their first games yeah so this isn't even like um Maniac
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Mansion or anything yeah but you're forgetting my favorite game of all time
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maybe is Zack McCracken and the alien mindbenders which was on the commodo 64
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so as long as it looks better than that or or even just the same as that I'm
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good it probably yeah it's it doesn't look good the music's
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terrible oh the the controls the
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controls are hard on a controller oh yeah I bet do you have to like move the pointer
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around well if you're playing on the old Graphics yes if you're playing on the
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new ones you can use like shortcuts with like buttons and stuff well just flicks between
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objects yeah like you can hover over the object and you write trigger and you can
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select your option and stuff but if you're using the original Graphics you
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just got to use the cursor to pick what you want that's annoying have you played
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thimble weed Park on Xbox do we discuss no I still need to sit down door
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I'm probably going to play it on the PC though all right I was going to ask if
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you could just have have a look on the Xbox and see if see how the controls are
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I'm just curious how it works okay yeah I'll have a look I have it on my laptop
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but it's an Xbox played anywhere title so I've got it on both PC and yeah Xbox
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so I'll give it a try on the Xbox see how I go but then I'll probably play it
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on the PC now I want to play Zack McCracken and the alien mind benders
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they get a mar in that good luck finding that I've got it oh there you go I've
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