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A Lot of Things We Thought about Scream 7 (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Normally, I'll pick something that I've seen and we'll throw
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  Speaker 1: that out as a threat. This time, since we're on
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  Speaker 1: a very specific topic for the regular Movie of the
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  Speaker 1: Week episode this week, I thought we'd start off with
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  Speaker 1: a different conversation. And I would ask, which trailers you
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  Speaker 1: both got going into this week's movie, but I already
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  Speaker 1: know what one of you got. So before I get in,
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  Speaker 1: I think I've maybe given my thoughts on the whole franchise,
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  Speaker 1: but what are your thoughts on the scary movie trilogy
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  Speaker 1: that then became, what, six now, seven? There are almost
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  Speaker 1: as many as Scream, so I don't even remember how
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  Speaker 1: many there are.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Seeing that trailer, I was like, that doesn't
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  Speaker 2: look funny at all.
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  Speaker 1: See, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 3: I did not get a trailer for Scary Movie.
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  Speaker 1: See, they did the new Scary Movie, which I did
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  Speaker 1: know they were making another one. But yeah, the fact
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  Speaker 1: that they either planned accordingly or just hurried the hell
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  Speaker 1: up and got it ready so that they could have
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  Speaker 1: put it before Scream. I was like, yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's good marketing. I'll give them that. But I've never.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I like Scream. but not not just
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  Speaker 1: it's just that style of comedy I'm using air quotes
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  Speaker 1: there that I'm like if you go back far enough
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  Speaker 1: it was cool and then you guys killed it so
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  Speaker 1: it's like airplanes I'm good with yeah top secret was
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  Speaker 1: a good run even moving into naked gun by the
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  Speaker 1: first one I don't know I barely remember the sequels
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  Speaker 1: but I remember them being funny at the time the
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  Speaker 1: TV show originally was pretty funny so like that style
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  Speaker 1: of humor can work but by the time we got
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  Speaker 1: to disaster movie and epic movie and date movie and
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  Speaker 1: all the other knockoff of knockoffs that came around, I
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  Speaker 1: was just like, I, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, not another, not another teen movie.
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  Speaker 1: That was good. That's a different group of people that
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  Speaker 1: made that one. And they were legitimately making a funny movie.
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  Speaker 1: Like they did find all of the cheesy things about
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  Speaker 1: teen movies that were abundant at that time. And like,
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  Speaker 1: they kind of nailed the way to make fun of it.
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  Speaker 1: So that one, I will give you that one is good.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't rule it out overall, but then
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  Speaker 1: I also.
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  Speaker 2: I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't find the two younger Wayne's brothers funny. No. While
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  Speaker 1: I think the older two are hilarious. Like, again, maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's just bias because most of their work is from
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  Speaker 1: a long time ago, and I don't really see either
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  Speaker 1: of them doing things. Damon shows up every once in
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  Speaker 1: a while now, but mostly just to hang out with
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  Speaker 1: his kid. But yeah, I don't really see anything out
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  Speaker 1: of the older two. All I get is the younger two,
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  Speaker 1: and I just, they're not. They're not that funny.
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  Speaker 2: That's just me. Yeah. I think the first one came
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  Speaker 2: out when I was probably like 10. And so it
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  Speaker 2: hit then.
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  Speaker 1: Grossly inappropriate for a 10 year old, but you were
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  Speaker 1: still watching.
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  Speaker 3: I think I saw maybe half of the first one
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  Speaker 3: and thought this is dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I haven't watched most of them. And I like
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  Speaker 1: dumb things. I've seen a lot of the clips online now.
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  Speaker 1: Like I've seen the Chris Elliott stuff because like people
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  Speaker 1: think that's hilarious. And I'm like, eh, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Chris Elliott's funny in his own ridiculous way.
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  Speaker 1: But again, it just seems like you sandwiched Chris Elliott
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  Speaker 1: into this movie because he's doing his weird thing that
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  Speaker 1: he does in everything he's in. But yeah, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: bits and pieces of it. I might have tried to
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  Speaker 1: watch the first one, but I'm definitely not bothered with
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  Speaker 1: any of the sequels. And I'm just like, they're just
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  Speaker 1: so dumb. And they're going... I'm fine with gross, but
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  Speaker 1: they're going gross for the sake of gross at some point.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't care. It's not amusing at all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not shocked by it, but I also don't find
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  Speaker 1: it funny, so what are we doing here?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a huge problem with gross-out humor, as
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  Speaker 3: long as it's actually funny. There's some cleverness to it,
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  Speaker 3: but if it's, oh, look, the guy's just puking all
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  Speaker 3: over it.
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  Speaker 1: Every once in a while I'll get something that I
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  Speaker 1: am surprised when it's something really lowbrow that I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's funny. That just hits and it works.
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  Speaker 1: But there's a lot of other stuff that I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see what you're doing. I just don't find it funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like throwing dildos around and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Which again in the trailer in that could be funny
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  Speaker 2: on paper that could be funny but again just seeing.
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  Speaker 1: It in the movie i'm like oh that looks like
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  Speaker 1: you're trying real hard yeah and it's not gonna land
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  Speaker 1: for me but that's or they're not trying hard enough
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  Speaker 1: maybe that's just me i yeah it's like i've seen
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  Speaker 1: some stuff that goes down pretty gross roads and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: i'm like you know surprisingly this is pretty well written
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  Speaker 1: and it's funny but scary movies never hit that way
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  Speaker 1: for me and Enough that I've avoided it for the
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  Speaker 1: most part. So just wondered what your thoughts were.
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  Speaker 2: Pierce, on the other hand, was like, I want to
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  Speaker 2: see that. And I was like, you can go by yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Does he normally like those kind of comedies?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'd say his humor. He has a
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  Speaker 2: good sense of humor, but he appreciates those things more
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  Speaker 2: than I do.
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  Speaker 1: As much as I.
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  Speaker 3: Love and appreciate Pierce, there's just enough humor. frat boy
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  Speaker 3: yeah to to where i could see where he would.
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  Speaker 1: Like or dad jokes i can see i can see
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  Speaker 1: him he needs to graduate to dad jokes in the
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  Speaker 1: future because he's definitely a dad joke kind of a
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  Speaker 1: guy just waiting for him.
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  Speaker 2: I think maybe it's just like him being easygoing and
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  Speaker 2: getting along with everyone yeah also.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably a much more polite thing to say about
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  Speaker 3: him than what i said but.
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  Speaker 2: It translates into like laughing at things more easily whereas
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  Speaker 2: i'm like that's not funny.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of where I am. I think I'm just
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  Speaker 1: harsh on comedy in general. It's like, that's why like
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  Speaker 1: it's rare that I reference like, oh, I really like
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  Speaker 1: this comedy. I think we did an episode where we
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  Speaker 1: kind of talked about that. It's like, wow, this is
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  Speaker 1: a modern comedy that I find funny. Like that's unusual
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  Speaker 1: because most stuff that they put out that's supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be comedies. I'm like, at best, if it's like split genres,
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  Speaker 1: I'm usually like, okay, well, this worked for me, but
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm just leaning into the other half of the genre.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, just straight up comedies, it's rare because most
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  Speaker 1: of them are just kind of dumb. Yeah. So yeah, thankfully,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really planning on going to see them.
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  Speaker 2: But another trailer was they're bringing back Silence of the Lambs.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get that trailer neither. Did you get any
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  Speaker 1: good trailers?
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  Speaker 3: I got the trailer for Catch Me If You Can 2,
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  Speaker 3: which looked great.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Is that actually, or is it just thematically pretty much
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  Speaker 1: the same movie, or it's literally a sequel?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. Somehow the first movie totally missed my, like,
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  Speaker 3: I'd never heard of it, and I'm sitting there watching
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  Speaker 3: the trailer for the second one, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: this actually looks good. Now I have to go find
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  Speaker 3: the first one, and it's not streaming on anything that's free.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I haven't heard anything about it, so I.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't either.
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  Speaker 1: Guarantee that means Spielberg's not making it, because he does
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  Speaker 1: have one coming out, and it's not Catch Me If
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  Speaker 1: You Can 2.
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  Speaker 3: Spielberg, I did get a trailer for a Spielberg movie,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: That weird sci-fi one. That's the thing. People are saying,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't think about this, because I get so
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  Speaker 1: used to people being around, but they were like, well,
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  Speaker 1: this might be the last big sci-fi blockbuster for Spielberg.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, why? Oh, well, shit, he's probably 70,
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  Speaker 1: isn't he? I didn't do the math, but I'm like, well...
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  Speaker 1: He might make more movies, but it may not be
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  Speaker 1: another big blockbuster sci-fi movie like this. So, like, they
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  Speaker 1: might be right.
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  Speaker 3: When was the last time he directed a movie?
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  Speaker 1: He directs them pretty regular. I mean, Fableman's just won, like,
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  Speaker 1: an Oscar. And what else? He did one since then,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like.
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  Speaker 3: Because I know he's produced a ton.
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  Speaker 1: He still works pretty regular for an old dude.
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  Speaker 3: But I didn't think he was actually directing anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he still makes them. And sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: just total misfires that he just shows up for. What's
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  Speaker 1: that stupid video game?
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  Speaker 2: Oh ready player one oh my.
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  Speaker 1: God I was so annoyed by that well and again
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  Speaker 1: feels like phoning it in man he just it does
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  Speaker 1: not feel like.
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  Speaker 3: Spielberg yeah they can't they can't all be E.T.
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  Speaker 1: He's pretty solid though you go back and look I'm
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  Speaker 1: like it's rare that he misfires like there's a few
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  Speaker 1: that he phones it in on but for the most
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  Speaker 1: part even the ones that aren't huge blockbuster hits I'm
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  Speaker 1: like but that's a good movie that's a good movie
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  Speaker 1: like so yeah so weird that somebody wants to do
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  Speaker 1: a sequel to one of his movies that's not him
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  Speaker 1: That's weird.
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  Speaker 3: Was that the first one, one of his movies?
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  Speaker 1: It's one of his, yeah. I didn't know that. Because
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  Speaker 1: it's one of those I didn't see for a long
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  Speaker 1: time and kept hearing about it going, I need to
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  Speaker 1: watch this. I mean, it's Spielberg, so it is solid.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I would say definitely watch it. But do
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  Speaker 1: I need a sequel?
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: And is there anyone involved in it? What is the cast?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, is Leo DiCaprio?
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  Speaker 1: Is Tom Hanks back?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they didn't show him in the.
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  Speaker 1: So what? How is this?
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  Speaker 2: Basically, it's just another person.
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  Speaker 3: So apparently, just going off the trailer, who I'm assuming
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  Speaker 3: was the main character of the first movie, wakes up
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  Speaker 3: in the hospital and she's like, oh good, it's all over.
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  Speaker 3: That's literally what she said. Oh good, it's all over with.
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  Speaker 3: And then Elijah Wood comes walking into her hospital room
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  Speaker 3: and says, nope.
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  Speaker 1: Is this ready or not?
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  Speaker 3: What'd I say?
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  Speaker 1: Catch me if you can. Yeah, Ready or Not. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Because I know that is how this next movie starts
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  Speaker 1: in the Ready or Not series.
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  Speaker 2: That makes more sense.
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  Speaker 1: That's way more likely.
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  Speaker 3: No, Catch Me If You Can I have seen.
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  Speaker 2: It is good.
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  Speaker 1: It's a quite enjoyable movie.
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  Speaker 2: I love Ready or Not. I am excited for the
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  Speaker 2: sequel for that one.
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  Speaker 1: And that is the same guy making it. So that's
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  Speaker 1: why I actually have hope for it.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm assuming that's not Spielberg.
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  Speaker 1: Not Spielberg.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right. It's Radio Silence. The guys who did
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  Speaker 2: Scream 5 and 6.
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  Speaker 1: The guys who did the good screams. No offense.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get into that.
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  Speaker 1: Next episode that you may or may not listen to. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: Well, anyway, that reminded people Spielberg's getting up there. So
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  Speaker 1: go see his new movie if you want to see
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  Speaker 1: a new Spielberg movie.
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  Speaker 3: The Spielberg trailer, I hate it. Because it kept making
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  Speaker 3: this weird clicking noise.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Which is, I think, part of the gimmick, I think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that really set off my non-diagnosed neurodivergency.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: You've got a lot of problems. We know that. They
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: may not have been pinned down, but I, as someone
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: else who's undiagnosed, I diagnose myself with stuff all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, same here.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: I may not be a doctor, but I do play
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: one on the internet. Yeah. It's a whole different story. Anyway, yeah. So, actually,
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: The Bride, I thought, looks really cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get The Bride? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: No. Do you not? Well, yeah, but you're not cool.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it could go either way, though. Because
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  Speaker 1: looking at it, I'm like, it seems like they're doing
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  Speaker 1: a super unconventional version, so I like that. But watching
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  Speaker 1: that trailer, I'm like, it's on the fence. It could
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  Speaker 1: be awesome or wow, this doesn't land. So I don't
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: know how. I trust Maggie. I feel like I like
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  Speaker 1: her choices in acting. So I'm interested to see what
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  Speaker 1: she does as a director.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, same here.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I feel like it really could go either way.
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  Speaker 1: But I like that it's doing an unconventional version. I
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: just don't like what's-his-name.
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  Speaker 2: Christian Bale?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, in the real world, I'll give you that.
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  Speaker 1: On screen, he can be very effective. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: As a person, I don't know. I'll give it a chance.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with it.
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  Speaker 3: We've talked many times about my love for Frankenstein and
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  Speaker 3: the Bride of Frankenstein.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's why I was like, weird that they're doing
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  Speaker 1: this now. But I mean, every couple of years we
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: get another Frankenstein in some way, shape, or form. But
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: the fact that we had such an official... big budget,
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  Speaker 1: main director kind of a thing, and then followed up
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: with another ride that's not at all like that one.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, this is interesting timing.
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  Speaker 2: If nothing else. The one I'm really interested in is Hocum.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see that one?
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  Speaker 1: I saw. Spooky. Because that's, yeah, I mean, it's definitely
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  Speaker 1: tapping into the weird folk horror, maybe almost creepypasta-esque in
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  Speaker 1: the way it's attempting this. So yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's the director who did Oddity and Caveat, which are
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  Speaker 2: like two of my favorite recent horror movies. And my
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  Speaker 2: friend lives in LA and he actually went to an
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  Speaker 2: advanced screening of it, but he signed an NDA so
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  Speaker 2: he couldn't tell me anything. Other than that, it scared
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  Speaker 2: the shit out of him.
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  Speaker 1: Damn NDAs.
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  Speaker 2: That I'm going to love it. Yeah. He was like,
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  Speaker 2: you need to see this movie as soon as it
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  Speaker 2: comes out because it's like made for you. So that
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  Speaker 2: one I'm very excited for. It's scary.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I feel like the trailer didn't show a ton,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't even know what all to expect. It
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  Speaker 1: just looked like super creepy. So I'm like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll see.
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  Speaker 3: I got a trailer that I don't, I'm saddened that
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: I don't remember the name of the movie because I
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: was like, I want to see this. But there's two
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: guys driving down a country road. One guy stops because
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: he has to pee and he gets back to the
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  Speaker 3: car and the car is all torn up.
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  Speaker 2: Passenger.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I would like to see that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what that's about.
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  Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the trailer, I guess we shouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Spoilers for the trailer, there's a jump scare.
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  Speaker 3: There's a jump scare that I actually felt my heart
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  Speaker 3: move in a different direction. And it scared the mom
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  Speaker 3: and her... the three teenage girls that she had with
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  Speaker 3: her that were right in front of me, they all jumped.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it was like on a TV show, popcorn.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The whole theater went, no, I'll go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So like, I was like, well, that worked. Whether or
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  Speaker 1: not I was freaked out, everyone else was freaked out.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, I'll give you that.
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  Speaker 3: The mom actually turned and said to me, I can't
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  Speaker 3: handle stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, don't worry. It got me too. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't handle talking to people. Stop. Yeah. Don't interact
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  Speaker 1: with me, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder who's making that one or if it's
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  Speaker 2: based on anything. I haven't heard anything about that.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard people mention the name enough that I recognize
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  Speaker 1: the name, but yeah, I haven't dug into it because
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  Speaker 1: there's too many things. I can't keep up anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: So many projects.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Passenger movie. It's Andre Overdahl. Wasn't he the guy who
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: did The Autopsy of Jane Doe?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that was a good movie.
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  Speaker 2: Which is good, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: An odd movie, but a really good movie.
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  Speaker 1: Creepy and sort of like slowly creepy like works itself
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  Speaker 1: in you're like all right this is unnerving yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That movie 10 minutes into it i'm like i'm gonna
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: hate this thing by the time it's over with it
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  Speaker 3: by the time it was over with it was like
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  Speaker 3: i'm scared.
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  Speaker 4: It's such a good movie i don't know why i
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: decided to live in this morgue it's super creepy around
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: here so yeah that'll be fun i guess so many
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: future options that you can give us that are better
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: movies than scary movie.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Which is where originally I was going was don't assign
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: a scary movie. Please don't. I'm fine with horror comedy.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: So that's my issuing is issue us a scary movie,
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: not specific title, that's a horror comedy that's legitimately good.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: That's what I think you should assign us when you
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: sign up for the Meltdown Horror Club. Yeah. And then
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: you'll hear us say awesome things like this. I will
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: start off by saying, remember last Horror Club episode when
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I went into my wrap-up at the end about what
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: we were going to see next and I said the
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: things that I said? Yeah, I kind of called it.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: It starts off with a very cliffhanger-esque opening. So if
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: you know the movie, you'll know what I'm talking about.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: If not, I won't ruin it for you.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: They don't explain how? No.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: But maybe that's for the past.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Turns out that this is just an old gypsy curse
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: that they've somehow put onto a phone app.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: And they spend all of about 20 seconds telling you
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: that and then just move right along with the plot.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Everybody's got an app.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: But then the more I got into it, I was like, truthfully,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: I'd say most people would be way more afraid of
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: the premise of this movie than any slasher. You could
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: give them like, would you like to be in the
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: woods with Jason or this? And they would pick Jason
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: every time. So, yeah, it sets up a really interesting
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: game of, OK, now what do you do? Yeah. So
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: that becomes its own movie. I've said many a time,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: there's certain movies that are just the, well, here's what
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I would do that comes up every time you watch it,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: every time you mention it to somebody else, then you
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: come into that conversation of like, well, what I would
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: do is. So this one doesn't leave you a whole
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: lot of options. So it's an interesting game of you're
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: surprised when they come up with another scenario and you're like, well,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: it's this, right? Because you don't have any other options.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: so that's the thing i'm like will i never watch
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: this again i'll probably watch it again will i be
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: continually angered at the same things probably but yeah that's
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: my thing most of the way through i'm still like
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: all right this is cool this is fine i might
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: be questioning this decision but it's all good but eventually
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: i was just like damn it kevin.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: So the Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bills house, you
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: can rent on Airbnb because I thought about doing it
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: for a honeymoon.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: This is why we like you.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: And the Stu's house, you can also rent on Airbnb.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say. This is a
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: real thing.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Which is cool. But I can't imagine if actual people
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: were actually murdered there, especially because there's the 90s murders,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: but then the more recent ones.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: That would actually be an okay thing to do.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: There's got to be somebody that would be into that.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure can't you um go stay at the
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: lizzie borden.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: House yeah but that feels like i mean it's a
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: long time.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Ago so that makes it okay i guess but yeah
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: it was like five years ago it would probably be
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: an issue for some people but again horror people are
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: hardcore so like some of them get into that so
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: yeah people.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: But she's talking on the phone with him in five.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: And she mentions Mark, so I assume.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: So we all assume it's the same guy.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Patrick Dempsey.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: She just likes Mark. That's what I think is weird.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: He's also a cop.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Well, we all have a type.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Everything.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: But that was the part that I think is like, okay,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I'd say this is lazy writing, but you're the one
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: doing the writing, and you wrote the other... So... Actually,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: he didn't write three, at least. I'll give him that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: But....
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: The fact that the whole point of three is like,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: she's like walled herself off and she's not around people,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: but she like, finally that's the, the story arc. That's
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: her character growth. And the third one is she finds
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: a way to get past all of this trauma and
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: like open herself up and be like, okay, so I'm,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be okay with having a life and
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: being with someone. And this guy's kind of proven himself
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: to me to a, not be a murderer and B
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: seemed to like genuinely be interested in me as a
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: person and So I've allowed myself to be attached to
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: this person. And then that didn't work out. So I
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: immediately hooked up with another dude because it has to
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: be pretty close to the same time period because her
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: daughter's that age. So that fell apart and you immediately
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: went with another dude named Mark who has kind of
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: the same job. That's all very convenient, Kevin.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Well, and I assumed like.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Such a nerd. I'm going to blame Kevin for a
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: lot of things. I just watch that stuff and go, yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it looks cool depending on the extreme activity you're doing.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: But for the most part, I go, yeah, that looks
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: like a bad idea.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll get on an escalator.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Not. an elevator, but an escalator. You can escape at least.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Even then, the ones that go like super high, it's scary.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Like, I know it's not going to be him, but
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I don't like him anyway.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: So I was not upset that he got dead.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Well, but he took a long time. He was busy
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: being a creep the whole movie.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I think like a thing that one of the things
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: that bothered me about this one was like the combination
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: of not having that character development. So the kills just
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: felt kind of mean.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: And the way that they were so gory and stuff,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: like I was like, oh, that's not really fun because
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know a lot about them, but I feel
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: bad for them. And especially when it's like, I won't
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: get into who the ghost face is yet, but they're
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: both adults, middle-aged adults, just like killing a bunch of
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: 16 and 17 year olds in like really gory ways.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: And one's really a questionable decision. Yay. We'll get to
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: that later too. But if you gave me a spinoff
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: movie with just these two, I'm on board. Yeah. Like,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: give me, I don't care if they're even dealing with Ghostface.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Go do paranormal investigations and go find some other, go
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: find ghosts and stuff. They could be looking for buried treasure.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I would watch the hell out of that. Like, I
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: love their dynamic. I really like the two of them.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Both of the actors are amazing.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You know, at first I was like, okay. You know,
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't know how, because we've talked about it before.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: And I always kind of thought the theory was kind of,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, a TV landed on his head. You know,
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: but then when he shows up. And a 90s TV,
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: not a now TV. Now TV, you'd be like, ow,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: quit it. 90s TV will crush your skull. But when
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: he showed up, I was like, okay, let's see how
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: this goes. But what would happen is every time they'd
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: have him, they'd build him up. It's okay, what's he
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: going to do now? And they totally changed the subject.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: He'd disappear for half an hour.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah i was happy to see him yeah that was
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: my real world is like man i love matthew willard
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: yes bring him on so like her saying that when
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: like she spent definitely those first three movies of like
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: i don't want to talk about it i don't want
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: to deal with it i don't want eventually she wrote
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: the book but you'd also like by the fourth one
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: she was kind of like but now it's in the
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: book i'm done and she's since spent the last two
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: movies so it seems trying to get away from all
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: that so like it it seems out of character for
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: her to be like, hey, check out all my product
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: out there. You know, like that's a weird move for
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Sydney to make when she spent her whole life being like,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I hate those stupid stab movies. I don't like people
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: talking about me. So it's like the fact that she
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: told her daughter, yeah, just go read that nonsense on
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: the internet and see what you think about me. I'm like,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: that's a weird comment for her to make. Well, first
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: of all, she's already trying to sneak out. And I'm
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: just like, then it cuts to him like talking on
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: the phone. I'm like, okay, if I were you, first
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: of all, being who you're married to, being a cop,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: and knowing the circumstances that are going on in the
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: last day, my daughter would not be out of my sight.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Let alone... She wandered off, she took off out of
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: the house, and then you're just like yelling her name,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: don't know where she is. And I'm like, especially in
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: a house that has a big open hole in the
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: front of it, so it seems. They're doing that half-ass
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: remodel where you make the garage a room, which is
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: always a bad idea.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And like the heat and air never works in that room,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and the insulation sucks, and you've got a garage door
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: in the front of it usually.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: What was all the plastic protecting in the garage?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that ghosts can show up on the other side. Oh, no, wait,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: that's the last movie we watched. Home Renovation 101. Put
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: up plastic so that spooky things can be on the
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: other side.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: It just seemed like it'd make it harder for the
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: construction crew to get around in the garage.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, it really is the same question I asked
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: the last movie. What is this doing? Why is there
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: plastic hanging up?
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe that was the job. Maybe Joel McHale was like,
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: you know what? I could use some plastic sheeting in
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: this garage.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Doesn't look creepy enough. Could you guys put up some plastic?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Protect that plywood.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Exposed to boards by the third one it becomes here's
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: a bunch of red herrings where it's just scooby-doo style
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: it's like here's three to four people it probably could
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: be they all have good reasons it could be them
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: if we wanted to go down that road and then
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: it's like they just pull it out of a.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Hat that's ptsd baby yeah you would think.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like we dropped all of them yeah it's
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: not really any reason like cgi is a thing and
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: deep fakes people do that stuff right but i'm like
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: but what's your what's the comment like normally there's a
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: commentary of some sort going on yeah i don't feel
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and again this is the same guy who came up
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: with the commentary the first time around and over the
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: years so like why now is it just like yeah murdering.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: People and stuff i don't know like I think they
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: tried to kind of make it about Sydney and final
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: girls and traumatizing your daughter enough that now she'll be
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: the new final girl.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: And, but again, it didn't hit.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Like her friends would say like movies about her. Why
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: would you, why would you not know about it? But like,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: it's weird for Sydney to say that.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Just from a character standpoint, which again, you came up
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: with the character, Kevin, what are you doing? Every day
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: could be your last, so you better make the best
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Well, what a lesson.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Isn't it, though? Isn't that deep, y'all? Yeah. No, no.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Go to MovieMeltdown.com, click on the button right there on
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: the right-hand side, and you can join the club and
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: give us a better movie than Scary Movie, which is
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: a pretty low bar, so come on, man.