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Its Getting Hot in Here · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melon Cats and
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  Speaker 1: Tambra Edge. All right, here we are for two teas
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  Speaker 1: in a pod. We're actually in the studio this week,
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  Speaker 1: but we are together. We're doing photo shoots. Were wearing
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  Speaker 1: our merchandise. Look at it, I forgot a bra. So
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  Speaker 1: don't mind that. Fired Housewives all the things. We have
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  Speaker 1: some great things for you guys. Today. We have a
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  Speaker 1: caller that's common calling in to recap a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of another ex Fired Housewives, going to call in and
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  Speaker 1: give us a little juice. I mean, we have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of juice. Um. Other than that, we did have
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  Speaker 1: some unexpected things happened this week. Um, we're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: with Tam and somebody that showed up to Cut Fitness. Yeah. So, um, ironically,
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  Speaker 1: I was at Cut Fitness working out and I go
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  Speaker 1: to leave and I had to go pick my daughter
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  Speaker 1: up to twelve and I was running late. So I
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  Speaker 1: ran out the front door and there was two There
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  Speaker 1: was a couple in the lobby, a girl and a guy.
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  Speaker 1: It's not uncommon to have fans that come in and
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  Speaker 1: want to take pictures. And at the moment, I was sweaty,
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  Speaker 1: I was gross. I'm like, I'm gonna slip out. They're
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  Speaker 1: not going to see me. So I got in my
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  Speaker 1: car and I left. That night. Eddie said, um, Babe,
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  Speaker 1: something I need to talk to you about. And I
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  Speaker 1: said what He says, do you know that couple that
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  Speaker 1: was in the lobby when you left? He said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he goes, that was my ex girlfriend. The couple, Well,
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  Speaker 1: she was with a boyfriend. And I said who, he goes.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not going to say her name, but
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  Speaker 1: he's like, yes, they dated fifteen years ago, fifteen years ago,
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  Speaker 1: but she lived in the house that I live we
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  Speaker 1: live in right now. Well, oddly enough we I have
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  Speaker 1: never met her. They dated fifteen years ago, lived in
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  Speaker 1: the house that we currently live in now, and he's
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  Speaker 1: had that house for seventeen years. Um, she showed up.
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  Speaker 1: She had just been released and she was there to
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  Speaker 1: see Eddie and Eddie but why did she bring her
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend to see Eddie? Mortified? He was mortified. As I
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  Speaker 1: was leaving, he was pale white. I knew something was
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  Speaker 1: going on. I'm like, I don't care, I have to
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  Speaker 1: go pick up my daughter. And um, he's like, I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: what did she want? And he goes, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: She just said like she was there, she was nervous,
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  Speaker 1: she was shaking. She bought it T shirt. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you give her a fraid T shirt? And he's like no,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, has she d M? You know? And
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  Speaker 1: I said, okay, we're good, and um. It was very weird.
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  Speaker 1: And then is she wearing the T shirt? And the
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  Speaker 1: photo she posted? Yes? So I went on to her
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  Speaker 1: instagram to look and she posted pictures of some of
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  Speaker 1: our class, like some of our workouts with Eddie in it,
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  Speaker 1: on her Instagram. And I told ed I go, I go, Houston.
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  Speaker 1: We have a problem. We have a problem. He's like
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  Speaker 1: what And I showed the picture. She's like, oh god,
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  Speaker 1: oh god. And then I looked and she's following every
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  Speaker 1: housewife world. Well she's not following me, which I'm offended.
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  Speaker 1: You're fired. Maybe she's just looking to red her life
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  Speaker 1: and that she's starting. Her thought was to come see Eddie.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Eddie is popping off, I guess. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: it was so funny because he was married prior and
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  Speaker 1: the girl lives in Newport and oh this is okay,
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  Speaker 1: so this is pre wedding or this note he was
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  Speaker 1: he was married before before me, and then after he
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  Speaker 1: got divorced from that girl, then with this because he
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  Speaker 1: was with this girl and they lived together and she
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  Speaker 1: had a kid also, so the kid lived there and
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  Speaker 1: all that, and then they split up and then he
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  Speaker 1: never heard from her again. And I have a question,
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  Speaker 1: where's the wife? Blonde? Yes? And this girl is Eddie
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  Speaker 1: has the type? He's got a type he's got Eddie.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, ed Wynn is a little his type. When
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  Speaker 1: you go through the history of women, you couldn't necessarily
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  Speaker 1: pin down a type. Do you have access to Eddie's Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: You can go and whenever you'd like if you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to know. No, I don't. I never asked for I
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  Speaker 1: don't even worry about it. I don't. I don't have that.
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  Speaker 1: If you look for ship like that, you're going to
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  Speaker 1: find something I don't have. I I mean, I guess
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  Speaker 1: I could go on his Instagram because I set it
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  Speaker 1: up for him, But I don't look on that. But
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  Speaker 1: I do look on Find my Friends because Edwin's always
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  Speaker 1: late and it pisces me off. So I want to
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  Speaker 1: make sure how far away he is. Oh, yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: used to be on Life three sixty and then he
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  Speaker 1: took it off because he feels like that's the way
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  Speaker 1: that the government can control your every move. My god,
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  Speaker 1: oh my oh god. Okay, well there we're going there.
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  Speaker 1: So that's that's the update on on We're not going
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  Speaker 1: to say her name, but well say, I'm sure we'll
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  Speaker 1: see her in the Worldwide Web soon enough. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: she's there's gonna be a story that's gonna come out soon. Um.
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  Speaker 1: And then my updates aren't quite as exciting. I have
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  Speaker 1: had these spots on my back probably about they looked
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  Speaker 1: what a dermatologist about five years ago said it looked
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  Speaker 1: like psoriasis, and they gave me a cream to put
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  Speaker 1: on it, and so I just kind of ignored it.
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  Speaker 1: And I noticed that the colors would change on my
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  Speaker 1: back from time to time, but I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: due to sun and it was fine. And then ultimately
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  Speaker 1: about three months ago, Edwin said to me, He's like, honey,
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  Speaker 1: you're back. It's it does not look good, like there's
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  Speaker 1: something that's going on. Please go to the doctor. And
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  Speaker 1: I anybody that knows me knows I have O c
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  Speaker 1: D and I have anxiety, and there's just certain things
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  Speaker 1: that I can't do. It's weird. I can go get
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  Speaker 1: a million sortinges of botox, but the thought of going
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  Speaker 1: to go get a spot checked on my back pushes
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  Speaker 1: me over the edge. And it's sore, afraid that it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be something bad, something bad, and I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to die. I don't whatever it is, wanting to call
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  Speaker 1: Andy to say you're gonna hire me back or not.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, we can't out ourself. Want to know the answer,
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  Speaker 1: it might freak me out. Yeah, So it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he says this forever. And then I'm on the day
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  Speaker 1: of our hike that you were with Kyle, and I, Um,
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  Speaker 1: Kyle said to me, Teddy, I'm just saying those marks
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  Speaker 1: on your back, one of them looks really dark. And
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  Speaker 1: our other friend Jen was like, Teddy, you don't really
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  Speaker 1: have a choice at this point. We need you need
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  Speaker 1: to schedule appointment with the doctor. Was like, okay, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I was really going to ignore it. And then they
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  Speaker 1: just were relentless texting me, texting me, texting me create
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  Speaker 1: the appointment. You got to do it. And then yesterday
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  Speaker 1: we finn I finished doing you know, a work call,
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  Speaker 1: and then the next call canceled and so I just
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  Speaker 1: randomly called the dermatologist slash doctor, and I said, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: do you guys have any openings? Kyle Richards referred me,
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  Speaker 1: and they said, yeah, actually you could come in right now.
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  Speaker 1: We just had a cancelation. I texted Kyle. She came
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  Speaker 1: to pick me up, and within seconds, the doctor looks
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  Speaker 1: at me and she's like, yeah, that um looks like melanoma.
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  Speaker 1: Like didn't even need to get the measuring tape out
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  Speaker 1: and not like I was waiting for all the standard
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  Speaker 1: things that didn't tell you at any point like what
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  Speaker 1: stage she thought it was. Why? Well, I was hesitant
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  Speaker 1: to call my family because we are a family of exaggerators.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we like to tell them. We always add
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  Speaker 1: sauce to every taco, like yeah, we love to tell
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  Speaker 1: the best that she's gonna yeah. Like so I was hesitant.
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  Speaker 1: I knew things were getting a little rough when Kyle
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  Speaker 1: was like, do you think maybe we need half his zanex?
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  Speaker 1: Like we both were just panicked, like by what they
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  Speaker 1: were saying. Yeah, they checked um, and then they brought
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  Speaker 1: in a second doctor that worked in the cancer unit
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  Speaker 1: for fifteen years. And then they brought in a third
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  Speaker 1: doctor and at this point they kind of gave me
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  Speaker 1: some options, so like, listen, we can scrape it, or
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  Speaker 1: we can cut deep and try to get as much
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  Speaker 1: as possible and get the best possible answer. Um. And
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  Speaker 1: then once you know, we get those answers and we
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  Speaker 1: can kind of go from there. And so they came
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  Speaker 1: in multiple doctors. They marked me up and cut me,
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  Speaker 1: apparently had a bleeder. All these things happened. It was
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  Speaker 1: so when do you get your results back? Hopefully tomorrow? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: And did they talk to you about next steps? No,
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  Speaker 1: because they could tell I was spiraling already, but you
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  Speaker 1: were keeping it together when I You were texting me
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  Speaker 1: as you were getting cut open um. But I mean,
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  Speaker 1: the biggest thing I would have to say to you
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  Speaker 1: guys is like I know, especially those of you who
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  Speaker 1: are like me, who are control freaks and you want
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  Speaker 1: to be able to do everything and be everything, just
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  Speaker 1: go to the doctor because this has been going on
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  Speaker 1: in my life for years. These spots have been there.
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  Speaker 1: I had any other skin cancer. Never. Yeah, so now
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  Speaker 1: you know you're gonna have to go get skin checks
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  Speaker 1: every three months. I do know that it was deep
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  Speaker 1: enough that they had to do two sets of stitches
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  Speaker 1: and an inner set of stitches and an outer set
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  Speaker 1: of stitches. Um, I hope for your sake that they
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  Speaker 1: got everything out and the margins are clean and you
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  Speaker 1: can just this can be a lesson to you, like
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  Speaker 1: get your skin checked and don't ignore any spot that's
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  Speaker 1: on your body, because like for me, I had a
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  Speaker 1: little teeny dot, black dot on the side of my
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  Speaker 1: butt where the sun has never seen my skin. And
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  Speaker 1: I was in Iceland getting a massage and then MSSU said, um,
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  Speaker 1: you need to have the spot checked. And I go
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  Speaker 1: to the germ cholge all the time because I'm white
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  Speaker 1: actually Irish skin. I've had um a typical I've had carcinoma,
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  Speaker 1: I've had melanoma, I've had squam cel I've had every
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  Speaker 1: skin cancer you can imagine. And when they she called
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  Speaker 1: me and said it's melanoma. Like I literally was in
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  Speaker 1: this school car pool lane and I'm like, I started
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  Speaker 1: crying and she's like, no, don't worry about it. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be okay. You know, we're gonna we need to
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  Speaker 1: do a bigger dive to see what stage it is
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. And they came back and it
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  Speaker 1: was a stage stage one A or something like that
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  Speaker 1: or Stage one B, I can't remember, but it literally
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  Speaker 1: I was able to go in. They do take a
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  Speaker 1: huge chunk out of you. You have to go through
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  Speaker 1: like a therapy of you now have melanoma. So let's
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  Speaker 1: talk about this so you can sleep at night and
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  Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. It was scary. It was
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  Speaker 1: super scary, and to this day, like I go all
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  Speaker 1: the time to get Yeah, they said, no matter what,
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  Speaker 1: I have to go every three months from now on.
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  Speaker 1: And they didn't make me feel really comfortable. My husband
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  Speaker 1: was really great about it. I mean, I but you're
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  Speaker 1: in pain right now. I'm in pain. I've been struggling
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  Speaker 1: um because I didn't want to take any pain medication.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Have to get to our episodes and kind
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  Speaker 1: of start recapping praying, and we're all praying for you,
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  Speaker 1: and I hope that it comes back that they got
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  Speaker 1: all of it out and you don't have to go
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  Speaker 1: through a second surgery and all that stuff. So get checked,
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  Speaker 1: you guys. That's that's our our non ad ad go
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  Speaker 1: get checked. But which brings us to Real Housewives Orange County.
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  Speaker 1: While I was recovering from my double stitching, I was
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  Speaker 1: honestly having to keep my eyelids open with two freaking
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  Speaker 1: toothpicks because this episode was so boring to me. Um,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, I feel like we have an Orange
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  Speaker 1: County expert that's going to be calling in right now
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  Speaker 1: that has She actually was texting me last night after
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  Speaker 1: the episode. She is fired up. She is what part?
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  Speaker 1: What part did she fired up about? Well? The Emily
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  Speaker 1: part really piste her off because she liked me, hates
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  Speaker 1: the fake scene, and there was a huge fake scene,
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  Speaker 1: and she's going to break it down for us. Okay, perfect,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's bring let's bring in Kelly Dodd. Who
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  Speaker 1: there you are? Hi? Oh my god. So we're about
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  Speaker 1: to recap Orange County. And I was just breaking down
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  Speaker 1: to Teddy that you and I were texting because both
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  Speaker 1: of us were in a like, I can't freaking believe
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  Speaker 1: this is happening right now. Talk about Emily in that scene.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, I was good. I was good friends with Emily.
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  Speaker 1: I know a lot about her. Um, you know, until
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  Speaker 1: she didn't want to talk to me. She pulled a
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  Speaker 1: Shannon on me. Yeah, yeah, you know friends with you
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  Speaker 1: are a TV friend? Yeah it was her TV friend.
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  Speaker 1: I guess apparently no, but yeah, because so she's taking
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  Speaker 1: Heather side. I guess I don't know. Well, do you
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: notice that Noel is either with a girlfriend or just
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: her mom? She never really films amongst anyone else, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because nobody gets along with her. Her mom was silent
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  Speaker 1: the whole time. I don't know, I know this is
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: the thing. I do feel like Noella can be a
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: really good housewife. I feel like she needs to tone
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: it down a little bit, like not like throw up
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  Speaker 1: everything she has to say, like right there. She's beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: she's well spoken for. I feel like she has potential.
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  Speaker 1: She's trying hard. She's trying too hard. Yeah, if she
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: had one actual friend on the show, I think it
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  Speaker 1: would be better because then maybe she would feel more
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  Speaker 1: comfortable in her own skin and then we could deal
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  Speaker 1: with it. Right. Yeah, they need to hire that blond
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: oh Kenny, which I'm the one with the accent or
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: the Russian Russian? Where are you Russian? Out like at
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: the Beer Hunter? And then it's I mean it's that
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not drinking Thursday are lent? Because March? Are you
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: in Newporter? You in palm desert? In palm desert? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, So tell her abody you got a new house.
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  Speaker 1: I got a new house. I'm getting it to the
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  Speaker 1: studs and I get any coal castita. Oh maybe Gina
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  Speaker 1: can move in. We just had a call right now
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  Speaker 1: for our sizzle reel with the production company, so they're
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: putting together. We did like so good look at congratulations
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  Speaker 1: like a house renovation show. Yes, yes, oh hal fun
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: that's right at my right now. So before we lose you,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want I would be remiss not asking you
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts on Heather go to go there? Yes, dam
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: keeps me a little bit like this at arm's length
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  Speaker 1: when we talk about head. So I just want to
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: know what your thoughts were on last night. Everybody knows
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: her thoughts on Heather. I don't want big, big infomercial.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Did you see informercial? What? But anyway, would you want
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: to wear a shirt that said what was? What did
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: the shirt say? Did I hear a cork pop? Did
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: I hear a cork pop up? I've never I've never
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: said you notice that like so much? I mean it's
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: like she's seem more, you know, seats a button a
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: twy like she is so far ups but it's insane. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you guys think once we saw Matt. How did
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: you guys feel that, Kelly, how do you feel about
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I mean Instagram, Twitter, everybody lost their mind that Matt's
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend is your doctor. They said that nobody looks like
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: me to say, Nancy books like me. Actually kind I
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: was there first are you were not invitations? But this
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  Speaker 1: girl actually there. I mean, there's a she's a combination
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: between you and Rachel. You could tell the tiger Woods,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: tiger Woods and tiger Wood. She was beautiful. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I do feel like you guys resemble each other. Do
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: I think you look exactly alike? No, but I think
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: it's awfully funny. And um white eyes open. About the
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: fact that they used you as a commercial, they basically
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: used you use me. Yeah, and they used me again
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  Speaker 1: on watch What Happens with Life? It seems like they
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  Speaker 1: used me in every episode. Well, and they have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of flashback. Kelly, you're kind of unforgettable. Oh you're unforgettable.
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  Speaker 1: We're unforgettable. Well, we are going to be doing a
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  Speaker 1: live podcast soon. We would love to have you on.
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  Speaker 1: Will you come join us? And we want I would
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  Speaker 1: love it. Thank you guys for having me. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much. And it's Rick there. Can you tell him high?
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  Speaker 1: And can we? On the other side was his friends
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  Speaker 1: from New York and Kelly, you like six six Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you have your own podcast? You want to
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: tell people where they can. Yeah, it's Ricky and Kelly
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: on mass on Patreon. It's called we do a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stuff. We just don't gossip. We'd like teach cookie
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  Speaker 1: shows like we do a lot of stuff. So follow
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  Speaker 1: Kelly rick on Patreon. Yes, and we'll see you soon, babe. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: have fun. Okay, but I mean they're people can either
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  Speaker 1: love Kelly or hate Kelly. But Kelly definitely tells it
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  Speaker 1: like it is. There's no question about it, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: Um what other things we need to even cover? Okay,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: so we I don't know. So Shane was sworn in.
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  Speaker 1: I was very shocked that any court wasn't allowed cameras
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  Speaker 1: in their their courtroom. To show that very cute moment.
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  Speaker 1: I know that he's been trying for years to get
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  Speaker 1: past the bar. He finally passed it because they lowered
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  Speaker 1: the standards. But yeah, I mean, bless his heart, and
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  Speaker 1: that was amazing moment. Um. I do Gina and Matt
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  Speaker 1: go to the orthodonics together and I feel like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's a way of showing the public that you can
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  Speaker 1: get divorced, you can go through hell and back, but
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  Speaker 1: you can still have filming now. But he never would
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: film when they were actually married. I don't because they
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: were going through They're probably fighting a lot then and
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: it was probably difficult. Still, you'd rather go on after
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: you've been arrested and had restraining where I don't get it.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Backstory is is this girl that he's dating who looks
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: like Kelly used to live next door to assignment, wants
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: to be a housewife, wants to be shocked, freaking shock.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: He's been wanting to be a housewife for a long
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: time and um yeah, so now she had her moment
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: to shine and she was beautiful and who knows, Bravo
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Style will probably see your next year as another housewife.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: And I didn't mind, Matt. I thought. I thought they
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: did a nice job together. I think the co parenting,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: all of it. I thought, overall, it was a nice
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: It was a good It was a nice commercial for
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: um Jen's brother show, Okay, so can we Yeah? For
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Heather show we can. Jen's brain scan party was a
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: little confusing to me because she's not was it a neurologist?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Is that who does brain scanning? Jen as a doctor,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: so I guess she can do brain scans. Well, don't
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: you have to specialize in that? I mean doctors just
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: like attorneys. They go in They're like, I'm going to
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: practice family law. I'm gonna practice like that. Like you
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: don't go and become a doctor and not go through
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: a residency and then be like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: do brain scans. That just doesn't make any sense to me,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: but I might be. I would like you to call
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: me doctor. Teddy Mellingcampar, Teddy Grahams. You know I worked
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: hard until the tenth grade to get me here on
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: this plane. You have you did? Yes, you are so educated.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I'm so edumdicated. Okay, speaking of edumacated, let's talk about
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: episode seven of Jersey. Okay, the men bring up Louise
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: past and says there was no physical violence in his
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: past relationships and they how and how they are all
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: just thirsty axes. Okay, I get having one thirsty X,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: but all thirsty axes. Yeah, I'm not buying that at all.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like, um, he's putting the blame on the xes.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Because they're not there on camera to take the heat.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: And I'm not thinking I love that you found five
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: minutes later. Um. But all so, and this is nothing
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: towards any guy that has ended up with a housewife,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I do think. I mean, you're one of them. You
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: were a housewife when Eddie met you. I'm not calling
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Eddie thirsty, but I am saying, when you enter into
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: a relationship with somebody that's on national television, you know
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: what you're getting into, and you sign a contract, Yeah,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: that says you're on TV, and that makes you a
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: public person. So if you were then at that point
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: to say every one of your exes is thirsty when
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: you're the one currently dating dating somebody on TV, and well,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I you can you can see all the ways. My
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: point was, I didn't like it. I mean, I feel
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: like he contradicted himself when we saw the video and
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: then he talked about the video, clearly he contradicted himself.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: He was proposing to her, he was saying he's sorry
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: because he screwed up, and then when it came down
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: to it, he was basically stating, she's thirsty. You know
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't do anything wrong. She wants so he's starting
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: to sound we have bigger fish to fry. So on
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: our group text with our producers and everybody involved in TWATS,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm fearful that I am evan In in
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: female form. And then after last night's episode, Danielle, our
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: top producer, texts me and says, I can't unsee it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: And now I'm sitting there watching him, even to the
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: hand motions, he's like so in it and really believes
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: that the male version of Teddy or you're the female version.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know who's older, so I can't speculate on that.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know that it's got to be. I think
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: they're not. We might need to google that right now.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: But here's the problem. Is he so righteous, and now
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I know that I'm so righteous, and I just need
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: to be. I'm gonna work on it, Tam. Okay, well good,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Can you start right now? No? I can't because my
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: chair keeps squeaking and it's upsetting me. You have a
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: lot going on right now, but alright, So Evans there,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Tiki Barber's there stirring the pot like no, like Barber
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: wants to be tear or judge. At this point, He's
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: like Barbara's house wire. Like Tiki Barber needs his hand
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: on his head more than anyone else to hold whatever
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: they hold where they hold. I mean he is like
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: he's m V p um. Okay. A lot of things
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: came up on my d M when I asked talk
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: about Jersey Housewives in regards to Melissa and her daughter
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: and the switching of the schools. People were okay with that.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: What they weren't okay with was that she called her
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: lazy after tearing her her MC her a c L
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: or whatever it is. People were a little bit upset
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: by that. Well, okay, maybe just a little slip of
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: the tongue. Maybe she doesn't mean that. I think what
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: she means is her daughter was an amazing gymnast and
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: then she tore her a c L. And now it's
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: been nine months, it's time to get back on the horse.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: And now I feel like with COVID and everything that's
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: happened in the last two years, kids teenagers are lazy. Now, well,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's different. I don't know that it's lazy.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: It's that kids are led by example. So if you're
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: always on your phone, your kids are always going to
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: be on the phone. And I see that in myself, Like,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: how can I tell my kids get off the phone,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: go do this if I'm sitting there editing a photo, posting,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: doing all these using the face app, doing all the things.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: But I think Melissa's this is not about her parenting this.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I think she's a great mom. I think all those things.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: But people were like, I can't believe she said that.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: But this is the generation we are in right now,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: because everybody is in their phones and their iPads, not
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: living their actual life, and then once something hits you,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: like tearing your a c L it's easier just to
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: be on your phone and give up. Well, I think
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: that you know, in Jersey, they have much like my
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: family's lifestyle. It's a no bullshit thing. Like they don't
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: tippytoe around ship. They're just like, listen, don't be lazy.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You can't be lazy. I mean my uncle telling me
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: today your but doesn't look that big today, you know
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, I grew up with that kind
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: of mentality, so I get it. I don't think that
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Melissa was being hard on her. I think she's at
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: a point where kids are getting lazy right now. I
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: know it's hard it's hard. Whatever they're they're not doing well.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: They're not doing well. I think it just kind of
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: pointed out one of the things. And then once Melissa
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: started giving her confessional or whatever it is that each
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: franchise calls it, I really felt for her because you
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: want your kids to be happy, and when you feel
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: like they hit a bump in the road, you want
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: to fix it for them, right and you know that
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you can't, and then it breaks your heart and then
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you try to were compensate, and especially if you see
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of yourself and your children, Like I know
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I personally, when it comes to Slate, I have to
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: like swallow my tongue and be like, she is your
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: same exact human being. Yeah, And where Cruis can do,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, he could be a hot mess pretty much
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: telling me like to f off and I'm like, yeah, God.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: But meanwhile, Slate like does one little thing and I'm like,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: on her ask yeah. Well, that's how it was with
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: my oldest daughter of Sydney, Like we were so alike
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: that we butted heads and then it turned into you know, well,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: let's hope that doesn't happen. But speaking of mother daughter relationships,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: we have to talk about Dolores, I Matt on our
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: group chat's gonna give me a hard time, but I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: really do love to love her so much, like I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: want to hang out with her. The fact that Dolores
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: didn't even feel the need to put on one speck
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: of makeup, I have so much respect for that, Like
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I would be on the other and going, oh my god,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I look so bad. I can't if I'm doing this,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I can't. Like that is like the most secure person
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: in the world. She looked beautiful with or without me.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I don't even think it shows security. I mean, yes,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: it but it shows that in a world that we
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: fill through every one of our pictures nowadays, security, But
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: it shows that looking good on television isn't her primary focus,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: and that to me is ideal, Like that is not
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: normal in this industry. Yeah, but I completely related to her.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I honestly I was like she I loved her, and
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: my heart went out to her, her family, everything, mom
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: going through everything. Like I hope that she's okay. I'm
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: sure we're going to hear about it. We haven't heard
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: anything about it yet, but she's okay. The only kind
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: of other things really to discuss is there's still all
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: the discussion between Bell and Gen him not supporting her.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I'm worried about that marriage a little bit. I just feel,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you know. And we talked about this earlier, like is
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: he he doesn't like to film? Is he checked out?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Does he not want to be with his wife? Like
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying this to be an asshole. I mean
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: it may sound like I'm being an asshole, but I
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: think ahole. I mean I probably am an asshole sometimes
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: an asshole, um, but I I think this has always
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: just been who he is. At one point, the other
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: guys liked him because he could still joke with the
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: other guys because he his ass wasn't on the line.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: But I don't think he's ever been the most loving, supportive,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: caring husband there is. And I think as a woman
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: watching him, it's very hard to watch. I mean, even
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: that sit down when they had dinner with the guys
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and literally he was there like what two minutes at
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: least that's what it looked like on camera time, and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: they questioned him and he's like, I'm out. He just left,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: like he doesn't he doesn't want to expose his life.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to talk about this affair. Um, I
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't watch previous seasons, so was he
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: always like that? I think I don't know. I mean
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I think it shows something. I'm not saying this in
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: a judgment away and one million percent. I would go
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: and get a plastic surgery at some point. I'll tell you, guys,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: believe me. I just got filler and my jaw right
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: here to try to help my double chins. We don't
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: know if it's working. I'll try anything three times. But
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: like I am going to be open with you guys,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: but if you get to the point where you are
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: needing to go and get surgeries away from your own husband,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: that does them. Yeah, that's like me going like my
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: husband's a trainer, Like I'm gonna go to somebody else
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: to train me. Yeah, Because I don't even want you
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: to see it. There's just some there's not some sort
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: of intimacy laps. That's all I'm saying. But I do
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: feel for Jen. I do feel for her family. You
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: know what, if she never came back, I don't think
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: i'd ever miss her. I would I like I like
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: watching her. I I personally not. Right now, she's on
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: an island by herself, but she'll be off the island
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: when she's she's not really on an island by herself.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Teresa is on her island with her, but Teresa is
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: in La La Loveland, so she isn't able to actually
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: really be there for anybody but her own relationship at
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: this point in time. But once that switches, I think
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: things were going to happen. I can say this with certainty.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I don't ever need anyone to write me at a
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: scroll on my anniversary. Yeah, but you know, then again,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: remember a year into it. There he thinks, like, I'm
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: on TV. I'm going to profess my love to her.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to show the scroll. I'm confused. Was the
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: diamond bracelet for him? She got him a giant brace
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: which he got her a scroll. I was confused. I
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: was confused on the bracelet. I was like, hold up,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: hold up, who's the bracelet for? I mean that's pretty much.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Are we missing anything from the episode? No, I mean
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I think it was a pretty good episode. It wasn't
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: um one of the best. It wasn't their best best,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: but it was good. They all they went to a
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: spa day, but they were all sweating to that. My
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: favorite thing is when Housewives gives the like tries to
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: make you think it's the best day ever, and they
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: put out like the charcuterie and everything, and then you
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: can start to see the women come unhinge, Like their
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: hair that they spent decades on, like is up. Their sweating,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: they have to put their feet in the pool like
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: they're dying of heat, and You're like, they honestly want
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: to cut their own faces off rather than be at
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the spa day. As time has gone on, I have
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: definitely found a new love for one of the cast members,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: and that is Margaret Joseph. I feel like at first
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I thought, oh my god, she is just throwing it
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: against the wall, But now I'm like, oh my god,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: if it wasn't for her, like nothing would come out.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Like she moves storyline. She is that girl that gets
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: in there, she knows her job, she does it, she
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: gets it done, and you just like her because she's
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: like us. Yes, but I'm not going to fully forgive
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: her until she's on the pod and I can ask
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: her some tough questions about John Mellencamp's daughter, Yeah, about
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: John mellencom of John Malcolm's daughter. Sometimes you have to
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: ask about the Coog's daughters, the Coog coming on the pod.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: He'll probably come on the pod, but not until he
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: meets you. Okay. He likes to meet people first, make
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: fun of them to their face, and then he can
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: come on. Um. If I was single, i'd meet, would date. Honestly, Tam,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I was singing on me. I date the Cogs and
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: then I would be your stepmom. Could you? I can't
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: wait until I have to call you, mom, Mommy, I
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: ain't getting divorced, Mommy, Mommy, I need more champagne. Okay,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: mommy possible? Did you impatch? Um? That would be too
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: freaking psychos in my life. I got overall. Um, I
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: would um without your broad great. Now we have to
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: get to housewife headlines, but we're running out of time.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: What a damn shame. UM. Pregnant Rihanna praises the parenting
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: skills of Real Housewives Heather Dubro and Teresa Judaice Real
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Housewife Superman. Rihanna praised the parenting skills of Heather du
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Bro and Teresa ahead of the birth of her first
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: child with her rapper boyfriend Asap Rocky on Tuesday. The
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: expecting thirty four year old, who's in her third trimester,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: was at her fancy launch at Alt Beauty, where she
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: told l Beauty director Chloe Hall how much she admired
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: both the mothers of four. Heather do Bro is so
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: chic while being a mom. I thought that was really cute.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: And then Heather tweeted her or Instagram or I can't
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: even remember. It was like, oh my god, I'm fan
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: girl girling right now, which I would fan girl because
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: you know, Nicki Minaj follows me. You want to know
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: who follows me like my own mom my, oh mom
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: and followed me today, Cooks follows you. Coogs follows me,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: but it's not really Coogs. He's got like a social
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: media team he does. I wondered if he did his own.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: You think the Coogs only knows how to write textbook caps.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Do every single day he paints the conversation with you
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: about it's like your childhood growing up. I mean, you
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: had a famous dad, Like that's insane, like growing up
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: like that, Like I need to know the backstory about that,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: because we've never really talked about. We'll get we'll get
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: into that. You got my dad that was a mechanic.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, well, you know what, regardless of what
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: pretty messed up, you know it's Thirsty Thursday too, do you?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I already picked my Thirsty Thursday. All right, you have
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: to tell us who it is because I can't your
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Thirsty Thursday pick. I can't actually pick. You can't pick
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: their Okay, So my Thirsty Thursday is Lisa Renna because
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: she posted meat Lisa meet When Lisa met Greg, and
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: it is a picture of her completely naked looking hot
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: as f And look at that. I mean I want
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: to be I wan up. I want someone to call
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: me thirsty to Thursday and have a picture like that.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: We did We already did that, but we didn't look
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: like that were naked in your pure look, I had
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: underwear covering my vagina. Well, next picture I want to
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: see full frontal naked. I need to get lasered first. Anyways,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: can we do a podcast in a laser center? You
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: know what? This podcast is now sponsored by? So when
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Lisa met Greg, which I have no idea what that means.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I know is Greg Greg Greg as a photographer. Okay,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: do you think this is true life? You know her?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I don't. Yes, Lisa's has an incredible body. She worked
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: out really hard. She's dances all the time, she does yoga,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: she hikes. She's not like one of those like has
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: to work out at a ten plus all of the time.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: But very tall right no, no, I mean she's tatterer
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: than us. But who everybody, our thirsty twat bottle is
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: to Okay, So Thursday Twat Thursday goes to Lisa Brenna,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: who congratulates hot as f right here and I only
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: dream to be that thirsty. Well, I feel dehydrated. Cheers
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: to another great episode. All right, we'll talk to you
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: guys soon. By