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taylor swift & travis kelce..pr? · gasp! the pod

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And I'm like, is that Karlie Kloss?
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I swear to God, my gummy had just hit in.
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I was like, there's no way. I'm definitely losing my mind.
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I go on Twitter and there's one other picture and I'm like, that
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was Karlie Kloss. Welcome back, everyone to GASP
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the pod. This is a podcast for the girls,
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the gays, and especially the gay girls.
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But if you are anyone, you are also welcome to listen.
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Today has been really interesting, you guys.
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First off, today's episode is going to be about something that
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I know is controversial on the Internet, and that's why we
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that's what the beauty of a podcast is, though, because it's
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a long format and this probably won't go viral.
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So I can kind of say whatever I want without like hetlers and a
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hetler is kind of something Gaylord sweetly have named
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Swifties that really just want Taylor Swift to be
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heteronormative, but it's fun to use.
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If you don't know what a Gaylord is welcome because you probably
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are one too. A Gaylord is someone who thinks
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that Taylor Swift is fruity in any way, shape or form.
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So anyways, that's the beauty of a podcast.
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Because I don't have haters. People get so insane on the
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Internet. They truly do.
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They get so defensive. So let's just talk about
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celebrities and be real, OK? Because we are not like them.
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Yeah, we are. We are like them.
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But like, they're doing a lot of PR and that's what the focus of
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this podcast is going to highlight this episode
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especially we are going to be answering the question, or I
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will be answering the question of are Taylor Swift and Travis
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Kelsey in APR relationship. And then we'll talk about like
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what PR means and the killer, the killer of it all, the Karlie
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Kloss and Taylor Swift theory of it all.
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If you're watching this right now or listening to me right
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now, you are in the future and I am in the past.
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I am recording this right now. It is September 11th and Taylor
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Swift's last night endorsed Kamala Harris.
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This is going to be old news by the time this podcast comes out
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because I'm obviously releasing on September 17th and I just
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need to get some episodes and so I don't panic the first week of
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the podcast releasing. So if something crazy happens,
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I'm sorry that I won't. I don't know that yet.
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Hopefully something crazy happens.
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The VMAs are actually tonight and literally who fucking knows
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what's gonna happen. So I'm sorry if I don't know
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that yet. Future me will know and I'm sure
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I will have an episode on IT. People who are obsessed with
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey think that they're going to make
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their red carpet debut tonight. I think they'll be kind of
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interesting if it if they did that at the VMAs.
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Is that just me? I feel like they if they're like
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such a power couple and like end game, wouldn't they want to have
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their red carpet debut beat like the Oscars or the Grammys?
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But I guess not. So yeah, I'm just going to
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ramble for a few minutes about current events, and I know this
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will have been in the past, but that's just the nature of a
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podcast. And then we can get into the
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substance of today's episode. So first let's talk about the
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VMS and then we'll talk about TOPS endorsement.
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I have a theory and I hope I'm right.
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I hope Future Me is editing this.
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And it's like, you were so right and I was right before you guys.
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TTPD, the torture pose department was released when OR
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was announced when everyone thought Reputation was going to
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be announced. I'm pretty sure that was at the
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Grammys. Yes, it was at the Grammys when
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TTPD was announced, everyone thought it was going to be
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Reputation because she was wearing like a lot of like black
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and white. And then the TTPD ended up being
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a black and white album. And I literally was like TS 11
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is coming out. I know it.
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And I was right. So this is my theory for the
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VMS. She's going to announce the release and I think maybe the
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first single of this release is going to be September 13th,
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which is a Friday, which is in two days.
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September 13th is like Friday the 13th is always known as like
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a creepy holiday. You know what I mean?
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Like it has bad juju. Did you guys know that the
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reason why September 13th and Friday the 13th like has such a
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bad like reputation Rep is literally because it was like
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known as like a demonic witchy holiday.
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It's rooted in feminism. Maybe we can do an episode on
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that. Like truly, I think that's
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pretty iconic. So next time you're scared of
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Friday the 13th or you're scared of being on like floor 13 of a
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hotel, remember the only reason it has a bad reputation is
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because it's associated with like witches and being scorned
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and like the devil and evil. And as we all know, witches are
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just lesbians, so. Where was I going?
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With that, oh, OK. My theory is September 13th is
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going to be a release of a single.
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A lot of people think it's going to be reputation.
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I don't. And again, this is just me
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clowning. I have a theory that it's going
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to be Karma. Karma is the lost album between
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1989 and Reputation. The theory goes that the album,
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its colors are orange. And I think I'll do a whole
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episode on this later, so I'm not going to get into
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everything, but that would kind of make sense for it to come out
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before Reputation. And she's been hinting so much
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orange. She's been wearing all these
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orange outfits during the era's tour.
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A lot of the outfits she's been wearing on her pap walks have
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been orange. And like, we don't see orange in
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any other in any other eras that Taylor Swift has.
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So it would be either it's like a new album or it's karma.
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That's my theory. If we literally get karma
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announced in the VMAs tonight, I'm going to literally lose my
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mind. I don't think that she's going
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to do a red carpet debut with Travis Kelce.
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I kind of hope not because she has never ever stepped out on a
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red carpet with a man in her life.
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Like a man that is she's dating or supposedly dating ever, which
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is pretty amazing. This doesn't really happen with
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celebrities. Like usually they debut people
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even if they're not serious. In the six year long
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relationship she had with Joe Allwyn, she never ever stepped
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out with him on the red carpet. They showed up to events
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together, and then they sat next to each other, but they never
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actually were pictured on the red carpet together.
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I think that means something. I think she doesn't want to be
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associated like that closely with the men in her life.
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Like she wants her career to be hers.
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And I also think she's queer and maybe a lesbian.
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But again, I don't know for sure.
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I think that she's queer in some form.
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Sometimes, you know, I think about lesbian theories, and I
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don't think it's the craziest thing ever, OK?
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You don't have to think she's a lesbian to listen to my podcast.
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I think about things. My thoughts ebb and flow.
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It's hard to keep up with Taylor Swift, but she is queer in some
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way, and I don't think we're going to know her exact identity
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until she comes out. OK, let's talk about Kamala
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Harris and Taylor Swift. So last night, Taylor Swift
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endorsed Kamala Harris on her Instagram after the debate,
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which is super, super meaningful and something that we've been
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wanting as Swifty's, or at least the normal Swifty's have been
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wanting this. And this came after four days of
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continual pop walks from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
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It really has been fascinating to watch and I'm so glad that I
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didn't have like a super busy weekend so I could like make tik
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toks and be on the Internet, you know, those weekends that just
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like everything happens and you're like, why did I have to
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have a busy weekend right now? Like I need to stay focused.
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So a lot of people were questioning, including me, why
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is she doing all these pap walks, right?
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What's going on? This is not normal.
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She's not usually doing this much PR and then of course we
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see that she endorses Kamala Harris two days later and that's
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because she wants to have her likeness in the media.
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Things are strategic. It's the PR of it all.
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So because of this hyper PR weekend, I was like, I need to
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do an episode on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey and the
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possibility, the highly likelihood that they are in APR
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relationship. The other thing I also I'm going
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to talk about in this episode is Karlie Kloss.
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And Karlie Kloss is a rumoured ex-girlfriend of Taylor Swift,
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also ex best friend. She's Victoria's Secret
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supermodel and now just a supermodel.
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She is married to Jared Kushner who not great you know the
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Kushner's and has kids with him as well.
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A lot of people are saying how could you think Karlie Kloss and
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Taylor Swift are together if Kurlie Kloss is married and has
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kids? And it's like, first of all,
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celebrities are so much more OK. There's so many celebrities that
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are in non monogamous relationships, are in fake
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relationships, are in PR relationships and it is so much
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more complicated than what we think happens behind closed
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doors. OK.
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What they feed us is not the reality.
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Taylor swiftly said, I can show you guys.
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So that's kind of my explanation for that.
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Like we have actually no idea what's going on with Carly Kloss
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and Taylor Swift, Carly Kloss, Jared Kushner, Travis Kelce,
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Taylor, like we don't know. We only know what they show us.
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Sorry, water break. Stay hydrated, you guys.
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As we know, Carly Kloss showed up this past weekend to a
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wedding that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey also attended at
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Electric Lady Studios. Karlie Kloss literally wore a
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maroon colored dress. And if you guys know, the song
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Maroon Taylor Swift put out on Midnights is just a super
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sapphic song. She's talking about kissing lips
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that are so scarlet unless a man has lipstick, which slay.
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This is about a woman and Taylor Swift has continuously sung
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maroon on Karlie Kloss's birthday for two years now
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during the Eras Tour. And then Karlie Kloss shows up
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at an event that Taylor Swift is AT and Travis Kelsey are at in a
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maroon dress and then copies the outfit that Travis Kelsey wore
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to an NFL game and wore the exact same like style of outfit
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like three days later. All of this happened in four
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days. This is insane.
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So I have two kind of sum up feelings about this.
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One, I think the hypermedia of it all was to get her likeness
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out there, Taylor Swift's likeness out there in order to
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have people pay attention when she endorses Kamala and for her
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to hug Brittany Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes wife who pretty much
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endorsed he, she did endorse Donald Trump and he he
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celebrated her after doing that. Taylor Swift hugged her at the
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US Open this past weekend. And I think she's using that as
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a way to galvanized independence.
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And after that, to endorse Kamala Harris is really, I
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think, strategic and savvy because she's she had so many
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people on her side that were more conservative after those
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pictures because they're like, Oh my God, look, Taylor Swift
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has Republican friends. She's just like us.
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She's great. Oh, and she's voting for Kamala
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Harris. So it's kind of normalizing
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Kamala Harris for independents and conservatives.
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So I think that's why she did all this PR.
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The other reason is. Because this.
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Leaked PR contract Oh my God. OK so last week you guys there
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was a leaked possibly fake PR contract showing that Taylor
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Swift and Travis Kelce were in APR relationship.
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There's another reason why I wanted to do this episode, and I
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do think it was fake just because Taylor Swift has such
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good like security and protections around this kind of
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stuff. There's a reason why we never
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hear about like a former assistant talking about what
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it's like to work for Taylor Swift, right?
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I think that that was fake and leaked.
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And I think they wanted PR to kind of cover that up, but also
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to do so much PR to almost highlight the fact that this is
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performance art. This whole year that Taylor
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Swift has been dating Travis Kelsey, she is has become Miss
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Americana. She wants to become that
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supposedly conservative traditional girlfriends to a
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football star and be so hyper performative to galvanized
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support, I believe for Kamala Harris and also to make it more
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palatable for when she eventually comes out.
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This is her performance era, and I think she also gives us
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tidbits, the Gaylors tidbits, so we don't go fucking insane.
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So I think that's why we saw this kind of Carly Kloss, these
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Carly Kloss moments this past weekend.
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She's like, I can't do all this Travis Kelsey stuff because my
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Gaylors are going to literally lose their minds.
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So she needed to give us something and it worked.
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You know, we're not losing our minds because we are holding on
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to the idea that Taylor Swift and Curly Kloss are in cahoots,
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possibly more than just cause. Also, for you guys that are
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watching on video, I got a new Taylor Swift candle in.
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It's like pretty much Taylor Swift dressed up as Jesus
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Christ. So as a Swifty and Catholic, I
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kind of like this. Former Catholic, but Catholic
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culturally. OK, so this weekend was fucking
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insane. The PR of it all, the
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performance era of it all, the Miss Americana of it all.
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So therefore we are going to talk about Taylor Swift and
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Travis Kelsey potentially being in APR relationship and I'm
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going to go through the timeline of this relationship.
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My theory has swayed. There have been times, I admit,
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when I've seen Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey kiss and I'm like,
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I think that's pretty cute sometimes.
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And I'm like, damn, maybe they are in a relationship.
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And then right after that happens, I see the most
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orchestrated pictures ever and I'm like, OK, right, So here's
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the thing. They are absolutely using PR to
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make money. And that is kind of the basis of
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the events they have in their relationship.
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The real question is, are they even together?
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Like in real life, are they romantically together?
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I used to think I don't know. But this timeline, I think when
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we go through it, this is the theory, this is going to be my
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theory that Taylor Swift is dating Karlie Gloss.
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Cause the way that things have lined up are so suspicious.
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OK, let's begin. Let's start in May 2022, OK?
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Travis Kelsey and Karlie Kloss actually know each other and
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have known each other for a few years.
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Obviously Travis Kelsey, as we all have been forced to learn
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and know, plays for the NFL. He's a football player lol.
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And he plays for the Chiefs, which is in Kansas City.
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Karlie Kloss is from St. Louis, MO, so the Chiefs is like
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her team. She's Midwest and proud.
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So Carly Gloss from the Midwest, super big Chiefs fan.
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She's posted multiple stories and posts about being a Chiefs
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fan. And when the Chiefs won the
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Super Bowl in 2022, she posted an Instagram story celebrating
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the Chiefs and literally tagged Travis Kelce and said, like, way
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to go, way to make the Midwest or whatever.
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OK, so Carly Kloss and Travis Kelsey know each other.
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And Carly Kloss, as I've kind of mentioned before, if you don't
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know, we can dig deeper. And there's so much here with
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Carly Kloss and Taylor Swift. But they have had a long, they
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had a long friendship. They pretty much had this like
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breakup of a friendship. I would argue they had a breakup
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and since then they've been kind of like rumoured to have been
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gotten in touch. It's confusing whether or not
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they're actually in communication anymore.
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But all of these coincidences with like the Travis Kelce thing
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and the fact that they are in the same rooms but not pictured
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together I find very curious. May 2022.
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Travis Kelce tends Karlie Kloss's Miami home for a Formula
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One cocktail party. OK, so this is like an actual
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time. We know they've met.
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They've probably met before this, but Karlie Kloss has a
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house in Miami, which is so funny on the TTPD song Florida,
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Florida. So Travis Kelce attended her
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house. Curly Kloss invited him to this
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party. Cocktail party for celebrating
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Formula One. We know they know each other.
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OK, let's put it that way. Then let's flash forward a year
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later. July 2023.
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Travis Kelsey attempts to give Taylor Swift a bracelet at the
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Heiress Tour. OK, right.
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Let's think about why Taylor Swift would need a beard.
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A beard is pretty much a fake relationship for gay people,
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right? That's what it's called.
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It's pretty much like being a beard.
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A beard. It's like an LGBTQ term for
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being in a fake straight presenting relationship.
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But you guys are actually queer. OK, so that's what a beard is.
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Why would Taylor Swift need a beard?
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And why would she need APR relationship, right?
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There's a lot of people that are like, she doesn't need any PR,
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OK? There's so many new fans that
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became fans in the last two years that hated her after
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Reputation. Why is that, you guys?
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It's not just because you suddenly decided to like her.
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It's because of the positive PR that's not just being pushed up
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by the media, but that's been orchestrated from her herself,
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from Taylor Swift. She has been intentional about
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her re records. Sorry if you can hear like the
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sirens outside right now. I do live in New York City.
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Ever since Taylor Swift was cancelled around reputation for
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her Kanye West stuff and being a snake.
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Which is so stupid because like just let women be women and
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women are always right. After that, Taylor Swift was so
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focused on her image. I believe that after that she
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was like, I need to make sure that if I want to have a career,
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I can't let it sink like this anymore.
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She became very protective and I think very anxious about her
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image. The PR at that point went
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OverDrive. The reason why people think
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she's so likable now is because of of what she's on purpose done
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for her PR and for her career. And I think she's doing this
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until the point where she realizes she's like gotten to
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the peak that she wants. And then she can be her true
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self because her Miss Americana performance era is a whole new
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thing that we've never seen before.
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And after her breakup with Joe Allen or potentially alleged
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breakup, she had a kind of period of weirdness go on for a
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few months. Her and Maddie Healey were
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spotted together. I think she was like, should I
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have Maddie Healey B Beard? And I just want to blame songs
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and TTPD on Maddie Healey. And then she was like, OK, I'm
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releasing TTPD, which is a super devastating album.
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That's a fact. And it's pretty funny that like,
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she's in this long relationship with Travis Kelsey, and then she
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releases like the most devastating album after this
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relationship going on for a year.
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She's has all these sad songs. OK.
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So I think in her mind, she's like, I am going to write a
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devastating album, whether it's about Joe or about someone else
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that she had a break up with. She needs to write a breakup
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album. And let's remember, she's very
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self-conscious about relationships.
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She's had a lot of bad press about losing boyfriends and not
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being able to keep a boyfriend. So I think in her mind, she's
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like, I can't have this breakup album and be known as this,
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like, single loser. I need to be able to have this
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successful relationship that people are paying attention to
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while I'll release my sad song. So I'm not like this sad loser.
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And I also think it was the beginning of her relationship
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with Karlie Kloss. And it fit really perfectly.
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Taylor Swift usually matches her beards and her PR relationships
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to the muses that she's actually using in her songs.
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So Taylor Swift, I mean Karlie Kloss and Travis Kelsey actually
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work. They're both from the Midwest.
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They're both very tall. They both have like brunette ish
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brown hair. They're both very sporty.
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It works out very well. OK, so Travis Kelsey attempts to
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give Taylor Swift a bracelet at the heiress to wear Quote Travis
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Kelsey. I was disappointed that she
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doesn't talk before or after her shows because she has to save
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her voice, blah blah blah. So as a little but her I didn't
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get to hand her one of the bracelets I made for her.
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If you're up on Taylor Swift concerts, there are friendship
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bracelets and I received a bunch of them being there, but I
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wanted to give Taylor Swift 1 with my number on it all right
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now. Oh my God, he's so suave.
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So anyways, that was pretty much his like move to get in with
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Taylor Swift. Now that we know he has
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connections with Karlie Kloss and so many other celebrities
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that Taylor Swift is also friends with, like, I guess her
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dad is really good friends with the owner of the Chiefs or
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something. Taylor Swift's sad.
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He didn't need to do this public display of like, I'm trying to
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give you a friendship bracelet. He could have just like used
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their connection. That's the number one PR flag
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for me is the fact that he was, like, made this into a public
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display of affection instead of, like, trying to reach out to
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her. It became public from day one.
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Do I think that that's when they actually had a first
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conversation? No.
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I think that this was arranged beforehand so that people were
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aware of when this relationship quote, quote started, You know,
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so everyone can be a part of it. Like a Hallmark movie.
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It's not a coincidence that people are like, this is my
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favorite Hallmark movie couple. They're just too perfect.
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Yeah, right. And actually I'm.
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Pretty sure they're. Making a Hallmark movie based on
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the Chiefs and this storyline, which is just insane.
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The amount of money that's been made from this relationship.
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I mean, I could go on and on and on.
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She definitely has a deal with the NFL.
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It's mutually beneficial. But beyond that, Travis Kelsey
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actually has some gay rumors with his best friend Ross
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Travis. So it's also mutual beneficial.
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It's also mutually beneficial. I can't speak through that way.
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OK, so that's how the beginning relationship started.
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That's in July 2023. Then you guys, August 3rd, 2023
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is Karlie Kloss's birthday. Taylor Swift is in Los Angeles
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and she sings Maroon on Karlie Kloss's birthday, which again,
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very sapphic song. Look at the lyrics.
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Five days later. Wait, six days later, it's
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August 9th, 2023. By the way, at this point,
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everyone not to make this about me.
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I was living in Los Angeles and I had already been to the Airs
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tour with my girlfriend in Philly, but it was the day of
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and I was like, this is the last night of Taylor Swift's American
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leg of heirs to her. I have to go.
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I found expensive Nosebleed seats, actually wasn't even a
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seat. It was standing room only.
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And I went by myself to the show and I'm so fucking glad I did.
27:41
Because let's I'll tell you my perspective.
27:45
I'm standing there in the standing room, only I meet like
27:48
three other girls who are also there by themselves.
27:51
Love them. They were so sweet.
27:53
And we like, it was just amazing experience.
27:58
OK, so we're in nosebleeds in like the corner of the stadium.
28:02
Like truly like, you know, you can't see part of the stage when
28:07
she's on it. So a lot of the times we're just
28:09
looking at the screen because we can't see her.
28:11
We see someone and, like, people are, like, scrambling with their
28:14
phones, like, walk behind us down like the alleyway to
28:18
another final night in Los Angeles.
28:33
Mind you, you guys, this was only like two or three weeks
28:39
after Karlie Kloss had given birth.
28:43
Do you know how dedicated you have to be to your girlfriend to
28:46
be going to like this huge stadium after giving birth like
28:53
that? Is not just her going to like an
28:55
ex friends concert. OK, That is her dedication.
29:00
She sits in the nosebleeds and my theory is there's a lot of
29:04
people who are like, why wasn't she invited to the, what's it
29:11
called like backstage area? Why wasn't she in the tent?
29:15
Well, I think that that would be way too obvious.
29:20
And Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss are very, very aware of
29:23
Gaylors. Like we have a very, our
29:26
presence has grown, OK. There would be actual mainstream
29:31
media rumors of them maybe being together if she was in that
29:36
tent. And I think Karlie Kloss wanted
29:39
to go to the show. She hired Paps.
29:42
Obviously they wanted to show Gaylors and like show us that
29:48
they were reconciling or at least were in contact without it
29:52
being this actual frenzy, right? This is the beginning of I think
29:57
their reconnection. And I also have a more
30:01
complicated theory that they reconnected earlier.
30:06
Karlie Kloss got pregnant like the year before, and they kind
30:09
of, like, fell out. And that's why a lot of these
30:11
really sad songs were written about her.
30:13
And then Karlie Kloss was like, no, I want to be with you.
30:16
Let's do it the right way. You need a beard so that we can
30:19
actually see if this is going to work.
30:22
Just my theory, Like, I'm going to get you back.
30:26
Say you got somebody. I'll say I got someone too.
30:29
You get a beard. I get a beard.
30:31
I'll keep my beard fucking Kushner, and we'll be great.
30:37
So at this point, this is one month before Taylor Swift makes
30:44
her public appearance with Travis Kelce.
30:48
In September 2023, she literally shows up to an NFL game for
30:58
Travis Kelsey one month after Karlie Kloss goes to the Heiress
31:04
Tour. It's just very convenient that
31:07
Karlie Kloss, who's known Travis Kelsey for a long time.
31:12
All of these people, by the way, have gay rumors and Karlie Kloss
31:16
and Taylor Swift too have had history together.
31:21
Our Karlie Kloss goes the Heiress tour, and then one month
31:24
Taylor Swift is all of a sudden with Travis Kelsey.
31:29
But yeah, it's a little bit too orchestrated.
31:32
Meanwhile, the way that this has played out in the media in the
31:36
last year, the reason why it's taken up so much of the public's
31:42
attention is because of the way it's been purposely pushed.
31:47
Truly think about it for a second, and I know Taylor Swift
31:51
is the most famous person in the world right now, but we can
31:54
compare. So let's think about other
31:55
relationships. There's no other relationship in
31:59
which we see them on purpose, on purpose.
32:02
Feed us this information like this in the beginning of their
32:06
relationship. Travis Kelce is doing all these
32:08
interviews being like, oh, we like each other.
32:11
We're going to see how it goes. That's not how celebrity
32:14
relationships work. Usually the PR managers of a
32:19
couple or the PR managers of a celebrity would answer for them
32:25
or say no comment, you know? They would be like, oh, they're
32:28
having fun, like whatever, but they're actually talking about
32:32
it themselves in the very. Beginning of this relationship.
32:35
Why would they be doing that if it wasn't in order to create
32:39
this frenzy? And then every single night.
32:42
Oh, wait. And by the way, the first time
32:44
they're pictured together is the start of football season.
32:47
They're only pictured at, like, either football events or like,
32:51
events where they can show their face and get paparazzi.
32:56
Yeah, it's pretty wild. OK, so this is all September.
32:59
Taylor Swift shows up at the game.
33:02
They leave the game. You know, that video of them
33:06
walking out And like Taylor Swift is just like not holding
33:10
hands with them and it's like super awkward.
33:12
If they were that awkward, like it's just pretty wild to think
33:17
that this early in their relationship they would step out
33:21
publicly. I think there's a huge
33:23
difference between wanting to be public like after 5 or 6 years
33:29
of being under wraps. There's a big difference of of
33:32
like not trying to hide and calling the media.
33:37
And I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying it's PR.
33:42
And this relationship is focused on PR, which could end being for
33:45
the greater good, right? Like the PR of it all could be
33:49
great for both of them in terms of like helping the 2024
33:54
election, getting the independence and football fans
33:56
fired up about the election, then being so obsessed with
34:00
Taylor Swift that they forget they're homophobic.
34:02
And when Taylor Swift comes out, they're not so mad at her.
34:06
Like that's what I think the end goal is.
34:10
Obviously for Travis Kelsey's side of things.
34:15
He this is his, this is going to be his last season of football.
34:19
He's in his mid 30s. Usually football players don't
34:22
really last past their 30s like with injuries and everything
34:26
like that. He's trying to figure out where
34:29
his transition is, right? He's trying to be an Aaron
34:32
Rodger. Speaking of cave rumours, we can
34:34
talk about that he's trying to be one of these famous football
34:38
players that's able to have a career in media and television
34:42
and movies outside of football. And what has happened to you
34:46
guys since dating Taylor Swift? He has done ATV show, he has
34:53
done a game show, his podcast he has with Jason Kelsey literally
35:00
just got bought for $100 million, a $100 million.
35:07
So don't tell me oh, PR doesn't do anything for their
35:10
relationship. OK, so they're pictures leaving
35:13
the game. This is September 2023.
35:16
Whatever. Also, this outfit that Travis
35:21
Kelce is wearing, it's like a blue and white like Jean pant
35:29
and jacket outfit or whatever. If you look up what the designer
35:32
is, the designer named it 1989 something.
35:37
So it's like since the beginning of their relationship, they were
35:41
working to promote each other's careers.
35:43
Like this is a mutually symbiotic relationship.
35:47
It's not that they just so happened to be in love a month
35:51
in and decided to promote each other's careers that early.
35:54
And the way that they covered it up is like in Taylor Swift's
35:58
Time magazine article. She's like, oh, we just like
36:01
supporting each other. It's like, OK, there's a
36:05
difference between supporting each other and like, literally
36:07
doing advertisements for the NFL.
36:10
And that's fine. Just between me and you guys,
36:14
though, that is PR and they are making money off of it.
36:20
But yeah, let's hope that there's an end goal.
36:23
I believe it's because she's queer.
36:25
Then after that first game that Taylor Swift showed up to, they
36:30
left in that red car, which I think is very ironic that like,
36:35
there's 2 messages and that's kind of what she does.
36:38
Taylor Swift does a lot. She wants to appeal to every
36:41
single group of her fanbait, every single group of her fans
36:46
as possible so the people that are really obsessed with their
36:49
relationship can fawn over it. And she leaves a sliver of these
36:54
queer moments, Curly Kloss moments and these other moments
36:58
for her queer fans and for those that are obsessed and interested
37:06
in like her career. Cause what I worry about with
37:11
this relationship is that there's a lot of fans that are
37:14
more focused on her relationship than they are about her lyrics
37:18
and her music and her as like a powerful woman.
37:21
Even if she has this like amazing love story, why is that
37:25
more important than like her? That's been my whole issue.
37:29
And I think that her over PR of it is to show those who want to
37:35
just be her fan and not give more relevancy to her
37:39
relationship than her, to give those fans like us kind of like
37:44
a message that says, like, look at this performance era that I'm
37:48
doing right now. This is me during my era's tour
37:52
dating this football player being Miss Americana.
37:56
This is an era in of itself, you know, like, this isn't me.
38:03
What's that song she has? I can show you lies.
38:06
I can do it with a broken heart. Everyone thinks I'm so happy
38:09
right now, but I'm not. Like she is performing on and
38:12
off the stage. Also the fact that, like, she
38:16
drove away in a car, so getaway car.
38:18
So 1989. And then of course, 1989 came
38:21
out like a month after that. And also the concert that Taylor
38:25
Swift or Karlie Kloss was pictured at with Taylor Swift
38:31
was the night that Taylor Swift announced 1989.
38:35
Which is so funny because during the entire 1989 era, her and
38:39
Karlie Kloss were like best friends.
38:42
So planned. I don't think Karlie Kloss just
38:44
like showed up. I think Taylor Swift knew Taylor
38:48
Swift announced 1989. And that entire concert, she's
38:54
singing like up in the stands towards my section, which Karlie
38:59
Kloss was in the section right there to the left of me.
39:03
So like, during times where she was never, ever like, that
39:10
wasn't part of the choreography to like, look up there.
39:12
You can see in videos, she's obviously singing to, like,
39:14
curly claws. So over the next like nine
39:19
months, 10 months, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are continually
39:23
pictured together, but mostly at NFL games.
39:27
And then Taylor Swift is shown in ads.
39:30
She's bringing a lot of female viewers to the NFL, which is not
39:34
a coincidence because she's getting paid to do this.
39:36
She brings a lot of her little gay friends there, like Ryan
39:40
Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, Sabrina Carpenter, Sophie
39:45
Turner. She's lifting up her friends,
39:48
giving them free PRI mean it's mutually beneficial.
39:51
Also, guys, Hugh Jackman is gay. We can talk about that later.
39:59
OK, let's get past October. Let's get to the juicy stuff.
40:04
Christmas, they OK, Christmas Day of 2023, they go to a game
40:11
and Taylor Swift's wearing a like a little academic skirt.
40:15
It's just so the era, right? Like like Bleachello was an era.
40:20
She's she turns into these different.
40:23
Eras and personas. And this one is so publicized,
40:29
and that's fine, but it's not who she really is.
40:32
And I think if you really, like, pay attention to her career, you
40:38
kind of know that, you know? Oh, yeah.
40:41
So Travis Kelsey travels a lot, travelled a lot to visit her on
40:46
her heiress tour. And in Australia, he visited her
40:52
and they had this like pap walk around the zoo, which I thought
40:56
was really funny. But most every time Travis
40:59
Kelsey visited Taylor Swift when she was on tour, he brought his
41:03
best friend Ross Travis. And in like mature
41:09
relationships. Why do you need your friends
41:13
there? I I just don't get that.
41:16
Like you guys have been dating for a long time, like maybe once
41:20
or twice, but every single time to the point where there was one
41:23
time where he didn't bring him and someone was like, where's
41:26
Ross Travis? And it's like they're supposed
41:28
to be in this like mature relationship.
41:31
People are making rumors up about them being married
41:35
secretly and being engaged, which happened with Joe Owen and
41:40
what happened at that. Taylor Swift released Lavender
41:43
Haze and she said everyone thinks I'm either A1 knight or a
41:46
wife. Like everyone keeps asking if
41:49
we're going to put on a ring, a ring on it.
41:50
Like she has said over and over and over again that she doesn't
41:55
like when people speculate that she's married because she's not
41:58
married. Heaven forbid she's not married
42:00
at 35 and that's why I think she had this relationship, so people
42:04
can feel like she's settled down while she does her own thing and
42:08
not have to be stressed about these motherfuckers always
42:11
focusing on if she's married or not.
42:14
OK, then the summer came and Taylor Swift was in Italy and
42:24
Travis Kelsey went and visited her and of course we needed more
42:28
than just Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey having a pack at
42:31
the end of the concert. We needed more PR than that,
42:34
right? So Travis, Kelsey and Taylor
42:37
Swift had this like romantic dinner, this mansion that they
42:40
rented in Italy. And this the whole thing was
42:45
just crazy because them having this mansion dinner, the way
42:51
that the house was set up, it was in the front yard.
42:55
They had this big backyard and they didn't have the dinner out
42:59
there. They had the dinner in the front
43:01
yard where paparazzi were stationed to take pictures of
43:05
them. Do you know how many celebrities
43:08
go to Italy and Lake Como and don't have pictures of them
43:11
eating dinner? Do you know the reason why we
43:14
have pictures of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce eating dinner?
43:17
They can find a mansion that doesn't have pop paps there.
43:23
Like I get it, if they're going to dinner in New York, I still
43:25
think that's a pap walk. But like, they can find a secret
43:30
place. Trust me, they can.
43:32
And her security deals with it, not her.
43:36
So that was just wild to me. It's like every single point of
43:40
them being together needs to be photographed.
43:42
They're never together one-on-one, just enjoying each
43:44
other's company. Heather forbid having sex.
43:46
Do they have sex? And then towards the end of the
43:51
season, like the Chiefs were doing really well and the Chiefs
43:56
won the Super Bowl and Oh my God, they're all these freaking
44:00
pictures. I'll like, turn my laptop.
44:04
Oh my, it's not working. But Taylor Swift kissing Travis
44:08
Kelsey, just the perfect end to a perfect season.
44:13
I mean, it was so crazy. Her TNT bracelet.
44:18
Like, all of these things thought out and planned in
44:23
advance, and this entire time, Taylor Swift is writing the
44:27
saddest queerest album she's ever written.
44:31
TTPD has some of the queer songs and some of the saddest songs
44:36
about not being able to come out yet hiding her true self and
44:40
having a breakup. Meanwhile, she's like laughing
44:42
in the stands. And then she releases this song
44:45
saying, like, you think I'm happy and I'm not.
44:49
I just think that's pretty, pretty ironic.
44:52
So TTPD is released, the tortured poets department.
44:57
And Travis Kelce makes this little statement and he's like
45:01
so excited for the world to see this album, whatever, whatever.
45:04
And there are like maybe 2 songs maybe about him.
45:11
Let's pull them up, OK, Shall we?
45:14
Because the alchemy, Travis Kelce is like, I love the
45:19
alchemy. It is almost like a someone
45:25
who's like AI hearing about sports, right?
45:28
It's so ironically sporty. It feels like she's making fun
45:31
of her entire era of Miss Americana and sports.
45:37
OK, Beyond that, it also is about someone who's come back
45:42
into her life. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
45:46
supposedly had never met before. That's what they keep telling us
45:48
all the time. They've never met before.
45:50
So why is this song that's supposed to be about Travis
45:53
Kelce in football? Why is the muse in the song like
45:57
a long lost love? It's because she gives us
46:01
people. We think the songs are about to
46:04
distract to the actual muses. So the lyrics are What if I told
46:09
you I'm back? The hospital was a drag, worse
46:12
sleep that I ever had. I circled you on a map.
46:14
I haven't come around in so long.
46:16
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce never met, but I'm coming back
46:19
so strong. So when I touched down, call the
46:22
amateurs and cut them from the team.
46:24
Ditch the clowns. Get the crown baby.
46:26
I'm the one to beat because the sign on your heart says it's
46:29
still reserved for me. Honestly, who are we to fight
46:32
the alchemy? Then she goes.
46:35
These blokes warm the benches so crazy.
46:40
OK, cheers. Chanted because they said there
46:43
was no chance trying to be the greatest in the league.
46:45
What's so fucking ironic about that is that the Chiefs had
46:48
already won the Super Bowl 2 years before that.
46:51
Where's the trophy? He just comes running over to
46:53
me. Wow.
46:55
And just beautiful lyricism. Some of her worst writing ever.
47:00
Sorry Taylor. She gave this song to to the
47:04
people that are obsessed with Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift
47:06
for them to eat that up. And I think really the lyrics
47:10
have some holes in it. There's a plot hole to kind of
47:13
give us like a sense of doubt and be like, is this about
47:16
Travis Kelce? This is before they won the
47:17
Super Bowl. I'm like, did she plan the
47:19
winning of the Super Bowl? Who fucking knows?
47:22
So high school is also the one that everyone's obsessed with.
47:27
And throughout Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce is supposed
47:32
relationship, she is like mimic. She's doing the dance moves she
47:39
does when she performs this song in the Eros tour.
47:43
Let's also remember this Eros tour has been going on and
47:46
Taylor Swift has had apparently 3 boyfriends through it all.
47:50
That's. Crazy.
47:51
And then the songs she wrote about them apparently have shown
47:55
up on tour of the same tour, like she's in a world of her
48:02
own, performing her own performance.
48:05
This is not just her being in love three times.
48:10
You know what I mean? OK, so the so high school lyrics
48:13
are in a blink of a crinkling eye.
48:16
I'm sinking our fingers entwined, cheeks pink in the
48:20
twinkling lights. Whatever, whatever.
48:22
She's talking about how the how this relationship feels so high
48:25
school, she says, Bittersweet. 16 suddenly bittersweet.
48:30
Why would it be bitter? Because it's fake.
48:34
It's not real. You know, in high school when
48:36
you're like, you're happy that you're popular, but you don't
48:39
really like the guy. That's literally what this
48:42
relationship is like. She's like, I am trying to
48:46
stifle my size again with that lyric where it can be taken both
48:50
ways to satisfy both groups of people.
48:53
So people who are obsessed with her and Travis Kelsey say, Oh my
48:58
God, Tavis stands. They say, Oh my God, it's her
49:01
ovulation song, which is fucking disgusting.
49:05
And they're like, she's sighing because he's whatever, doing
49:10
something sexually. And then when I first heard it,
49:12
I was like, she's sighing because she's rolling her eyes
49:15
at him. It's bittersweet. 16 Suddenly
49:18
that's not a very romantic song. A year into this relationship
49:21
where people are speculating they're married.
49:23
And that's the love song we get. OK, sure.
49:28
So after TTPD comes out, pretty much we have kind of a drought
49:33
of them. We see them in in the summer in
49:35
Italy, whatever. And then fall has started up and
49:39
the PR is back up, you guys. And why is that?
49:45
Why is that? Because the NFL has started
49:48
again, the need to make money. But I truly believe this is
49:51
their last season being together.
49:55
Travis Kelsey just needs to push through this last season because
49:58
he's making money as a podcast and then when he retires,
50:01
transition into becoming like an actor, an actor.
50:06
I really believe that because the Errors tour is also ending
50:09
soon, Taylor Swift will be leaving her performance era, PR
50:14
era of Miss Americana, and I think we will be closer to
50:18
seeing who her true self is. And I think that includes her
50:22
coming out and perhaps being in a relationship with Karlie
50:26
Kloss. These are all just my theories
50:29
though, and I'm really just the tip of the iceberg.
50:32
There's so much more to talk about with Taylor Swift, Travis
50:34
Kelsey, Karlie Kloss, PR relationships, celebrities, the
50:38
NFL, queer NFL players, and how hard it is to come out as an NFL
50:43
player. Let's remember that if Travis
50:45
Kelsey is queer, he would literally lose all his fans.
50:49
We really forget that homophobia is so so rampant and not just
50:54
our society, but especially in sports.
50:58
I think there's only been one out NFL player like ever.
51:02
So that all to be said, pretty likely they're in APR
51:06
relationship. You guys next week, very excited
51:09
for everything we get to talk about.
51:11
Bye. Love you guys.