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👗 Southern Charm Recap "Big Whit's About You" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hey, everybody, welcome back in.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: I'm here with Deanna m. Chang, who is wearing a
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: neutral palette as am I Hi, Dianna, Hi Neutral? Hey?
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: What's up? Anyone wearing neutrals out there?
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Shout out neutral gang?
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's a neutral gang. I've donned a little silk
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: ass scarf probably not real silk drillings around my neck
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: also not ironed as I'm seeing it. It's got the
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: fold marks in it that drives me crazy. That's going
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: to be bothering me this whole time. I don't know
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: how I'm gonna get through it. But it is very
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: Witner's farm with the you know, kind of a Ralph
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Lauren horses pattern here and a.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: Funny yeah yeah, welcome into.
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  Speaker 1: Whit Nurse family estate.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: Wow, Itchy grass Farm, Itchy Grass, Itchy grass is the place.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, if we did not have itchy grass, Amy,
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: we'd be up a creek with that a pawda.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, look Vanita and Sally with a side of
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: Molly and a side of Whitner in that Ralph Lauren
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: late eighties early nineties backdrop of a poolhouse fighting over.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know what, haven't we already done that and
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: worked it out. I was actually like, yeah, go ahead
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: and rehash it over and over again. I'm happy with
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: the scenery. I'm happy with the backdrop. I was bummed
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: at Venita left. Of course. She seems to leave really quick,
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: really quick. You know, we we need to earn our walkouts.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: And I feel like she hasn't been on the show
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: long enough. And the steaks are not that high, Like
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: that's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. I get it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. When it is, I used, like.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: An emotion bubbles up and she's like gotta go.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: I know, yeah, And I'm like, okay, thank god. She
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: at least walked away slowly so we could get in
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: her amazing outfit and how look great she looks in
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: those hot ass Geen shorts.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: And I've never seen Gene shorts like that. I've never
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: seen a fit like that on a person. I've never
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: seen a Gene short do the most in the way
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: that those Gene shorts.
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  Speaker 1: They came, they came in hot, and they left hot,
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: you know I mean. And then also, you know, I
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: am a sucker for a white button down who isn't.
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: But when you pop, yeah, a monogram on it or
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: a personalization. Did you see it?
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: She had her initial listening, Yes, I did, I did. No,
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: she was, So that's why I'm upsetting.
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  Speaker 1: You can't don't leave when you've got such a great
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: outfit on.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: You need to say, do you think there's a world
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  Speaker 2: in which she was like, my ass looks so freaking
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  Speaker 2: good in these gene shorts that I am walking off
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  Speaker 2: no matter what happened.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's possible, Like, make sure they get this, I
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: would say, that's a that's certainly in the camp of acceptability. However,
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  Speaker 1: we've seen her do it before and so there that way.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, you can't keep doing this because
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: I get, okay, the accusation that she's pinning Sally and
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: Molly against each other, it's it's not nice. It's not nice.
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: It's not of course, it's not Sally is gonna run game.
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: She's gonna try to run game, you know, because she
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: wants this show to work. She wants that spot, and
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: she wants to keep it rolling. So I gotta tell you,
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: I understand you're gonna take it personal. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you, but we're gonna have to like giddy up,
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: get on that horse, you know, pierce that worm, if
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get on this show, if we're gonna keep
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: moving on this show. And I need you to like
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: look alive here, okay, like play it out.
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: You know you're you know, and by the way you did,
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: you were being shady. You know you were period dot
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  Speaker 2: you know, And that's okay. We all say things and
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: friends jib and jab about things behind each other's backs
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: here and there. I mean, obviously we don't, but others others.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't a crime. But so that's why she also
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  Speaker 2: just needed to be like, Okay, I did have fun
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: with your raginal rejuve, but it wasn't that deep, you know.
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: I was just like having a laugh, but I get
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  Speaker 2: it that's not something to laugh at. And I hear
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  Speaker 2: you won't again.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: But you know, also like didn't they already? I can't
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  Speaker 1: even remember did Venita end up like owning that she
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: did say that, because I feel like she kind of
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: skirted around it last time and left. Oh so is
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  Speaker 1: that what it is? Is that why Sally's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: then at the end of the day, I'm gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: you know hitting this because it seems like you're pitting
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  Speaker 1: us against each other because you're not taking any ownership
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  Speaker 1: in this, which is what Sally was saying. Ultimately right,
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  Speaker 1: you're not accepting ownership, and if you're not gonna accept ownership,
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  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna go with you pitted us against each other.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it could be as simple as that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's fair. It's it's a fair. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Sally's like doing too much. Yeah, I can't. I cannot
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  Speaker 2: with that level of boy craziness is not my cup
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  Speaker 2: of tea.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, And Mollie is sitting there like, you know,
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: she's just she's holding up the couch like what is
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  Speaker 1: she doing? You know, I don't know, not much. And
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: and we all love we'll, oh, we love Mollie. She's
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: so quirky. And we have to talk about that house
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  Speaker 1: because we didn't get to that last week. But it's like,
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: you know, we love her. She's she's relatable. Next week
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna sing songs, okay, But then we're in this
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  Speaker 1: poolhouse and then the second winner tries to get involved.
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  Speaker 1: Then he just like shut the fuck up. Well, why
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: can't we look alive with Sally and Molly here. You know,
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: why are you snapping over it? Wit Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: snap it these these bitshes let's go.
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  Speaker 2: But I also was like Witner, calm down. I don't
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  Speaker 2: like we're rude, but like also like you can't be
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  Speaker 2: this chill the whole time. And then I think it
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  Speaker 2: was funny because he did say he had like a
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: bad temper and we got to smell a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of it. I was like, yeah, that was like unnecessary,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, just that like you're sitting there,
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  Speaker 2: no one's I don't know why. He was like, how
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  Speaker 2: are you there?
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  Speaker 1: You had a swim? They were in the poolhouse. He
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: just got on the pool. You know, it's it's his trip,
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: like they're either at his house. I also kind of
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: felt like, you know, not for nothing, but there is
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: some level of he is trying to get into the
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: game of the show where that's true and he happened
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: to be there. But I completely agree with you and
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  Speaker 1: I feel the same way when it comes down to
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: other scenes where it's like what what does your two
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  Speaker 1: cents have to do with any of this?
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  Speaker 2: Or if he brought his two cents in in a
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  Speaker 2: different tone, I would have been fine with it. I
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: didn't like his tone. Sorry, can you didn't?
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: I agree? Can you please recreate this tone because I
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  Speaker 1: want to hone in on this. Is there any chance
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  Speaker 1: that you can.
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  Speaker 2: Just you know what? It felt that he was sitting
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: to me and listen. I didn't go over this episode
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  Speaker 2: with a fine toothcomb, so like you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I received it as a viewer. Do you know what
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? Like I wasn't well, it wasn't en Shaw.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's a sprinter van. It's not like it's
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  Speaker 1: a one and done.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm receiving it. I'm in itchy grass, you know.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Great paging through the magazine while you're getting your Manny's
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  Speaker 1: your manny done? You know your petty?
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  Speaker 2: It's all thought. It was that plus, But we're not
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  Speaker 2: taking it to the levels. But my experience of it
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  Speaker 2: from the from what I can recall last night, hours ago,
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  Speaker 2: was that simply hours ago, was that he just sat
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  Speaker 2: there quietly taking it in, taking it in, taking in,
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  Speaker 2: taking it in. And then I felt like he popped
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  Speaker 2: off with an energy that was too strong for my liking.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. And that is where we're going to be
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: zeroing in on What's Wrong with Whitner? You know, like,
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: welcome back to another episode of What's Wrong with When?
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know if you caught w W h L.
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  Speaker 1: But someone asked. One of the viewer questions that Andy
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  Speaker 1: asked of was you know, you seem to be interested
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  Speaker 1: in there's this guy and that guy. Why not Whitner?
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  Speaker 1: He seems like a real catch. And she said, well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't really know the real Witner. And I was
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  Speaker 1: like listening, because we've all look if we're all gonna
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: get with someone for the money, for the Kush lifestyle,
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: you have to look at that picture when we're watching
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  Speaker 1: the show. You've got all these these single gals who
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: some of them want to get just married and have kids,
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: some of them don't. But why aren't we, you know,
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  Speaker 1: throwing the line out over to Wittner's itchy grass, So
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  Speaker 1: clearly there's something there. We know that he has a
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  Speaker 1: broken engagement. She broke it off, we don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: And then the real tell at the dinner table, which
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: is that he has a temper or yeah, when they
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: were playing those Fiamily guys with the questions underneath those plates,
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: well I want to say, well, it's really underneath those
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  Speaker 1: ceramic plates. It's underneath the shina, what is resting behind
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  Speaker 1: what looks in the back of itchy grass farms, underneath
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: the stables.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: I don't like dinner games. I loved that I.
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  Speaker 1: Eat my dinner. Yeah, I could see it going. I
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  Speaker 1: could see being annoyed with it, but I can also
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  Speaker 1: see it being like, you know, this is kind of cool.
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  Speaker 1: Actually it is, and I liked it. I liked the
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  Speaker 1: dinner game. It made it nice. I mean, the parents
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: were there, big Wit and Beth, they were there. What
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do with the parents there. You can't
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: really fight that much. You're gonna have to and you
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: know Austin talking about being butt naked in a bar.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I thought it was a cute story.
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  Speaker 2: It was great, Like, yeah, I loved it, and I thought,
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: I believe that that is something they do to create there.
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  Speaker 2: These two are just sitting there creating, facing memories upon
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  Speaker 2: memories upon memories, special moment upon special.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: Moments, empty burialed gravestones under I'm kidding, I'm joking, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not tearing. This in't a true crime. But what if no.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Well, if you were gonna I mean, no, gorgeous spot.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: But true crime.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: It is, it's it really is. It's a novel everything.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: It's the backdrop of every novel that any you know,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: person goes off to a cabin and tries to write.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: This backdrop it's amazing. I mean from the yes, from
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: the textiles to the art, to the ceramics and the
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: china and the bookshelves with the pottery from when Witner
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: was a child. You know, you see all these little
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: things that make it so warm and cozy, and you
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: just you want to be there, the layers upon layers.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: I would like to be there.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, Molly did say it out loud.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: She was like, I would get with Witner just to
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: be close to his mom.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, you know, and it was.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Nice to hear because we are wondering, what's so. I know,
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: one's looking alive. He's also a lawyer, like.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: And he's cute, right we saw him. We saw his
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: day like up at four thirty running with the dog,
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: going into the office. And he's a beast.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: He's a provider, you know, really and truly Like now
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: he may have zero game and he may have bad
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: breath and I we don't we can't tell that from here.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: And maybe an anger problem. But we don't know.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: We saw something. We saw a little bit of something.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: I saw something, and he said something.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Said something saw something, right, Yeah, you know we saw
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Oh no, hold on, Amy, I haven't what happened where
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  Speaker 2: it is.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. It's fine. The darlings are.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Core darlings or darlings, they're just darlings. Yes, But but
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: you know, I also haven't heard him. If there's been
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: a slight spark anywhere, it's with Charlie and him. But
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about I'm having a really like look.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen that.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: It's not it's like having a nice they have a
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: nice exchange.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: You know, like can you please pass me the salt
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: and pepper? Exactly, yes, exactly. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: They might be in love, but I haven't really seen
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  Speaker 2: any of the him. I don't see him, you know,
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  Speaker 2: saying oh I like this one or that one either,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I don't see him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And they haven't shown it to us, obviously, if
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: in fact it's there, they haven't shown us. And but
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: what they're gonna do, what they're gonna do is leave
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: that farm like at a break neck speed and land
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: in the back of Stephen King's Pets Terry over in Charleston.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: You know, at the end of the episode for Chauncey's funeral.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Oh you know, that was first of all for all
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: of us pet lovers, because we all are my God,
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: we love animals. Here drama Darling and all the darlings.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: And when we have our wonderful darling zooms, I mean,
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: all the pets are with us. They're hanging out, We're
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: doing screenshots. I love that funeral and I love that
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  Speaker 1: what Ostin said, I loved it. It's great. Look, we
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with celebrating your your precious furry creatures.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: You know, the amount of animals that are buried on
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: that property, you know it's a little creepy, But what
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do? You know, I mean they're helping
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: the earth. At least they called it up, they called
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: it out, you know, Whitney said, it's a it's like
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: animal hoarding. But what are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: You know, there's nothing you can do. You know, it
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: is what it is. It is what it is, and
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: there's worse things, as we know.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I agree. Now, by the way, the bagpiping over the top,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I say no. You know, if you've got you've got
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: the money, you of the resources, and you're on television,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: make it a show, make it a spectacle, make it
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: a proper burial, you know. But I also I looked
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: at that bagpiper and I said, oh my god, is
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: that her new butler? And did she make him take
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: lessons and do this? I could see it, I could
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: see it happening. Ryan, I'm gonna need you to practice
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: and learn the bagpipes for Chauncey's funeral and any upcoming
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: funerals that we may have in the future. And he's
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: just likely.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: It's not an easy instrument to pick up, you know,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: it's just.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Not on her like must have skills lists for her butler,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: like must have bag map and abilities.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: At the ready, at the ready. Did I ever tell
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  Speaker 2: you I had bagpipes at my wedding?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yes? When you walk down the street, yes you did.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: And so I always have a warm spot when I
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: see a bagpipe. They are It does add emotion, you know.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm irish, you know, but it does, do.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: You, It really does. It's so powerful.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: It's it's like an obnoxious sound.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Amy, can we I don't know if we're available
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: to talk about this, but I just you know, Okay,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: So every week I spend a lot of time thinking
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: about Shep. Okay, every week I'm the current where he's been,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: where he is now, and where he's going. It consumes
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: me as I watch the show, because it does, because
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: what it's like so painful, and yet I believe he
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: deserves it, and I enjoy it. I enjoy the pain
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: that he's going through and I think that, well he is.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: This is the first. So the the Charlie of a
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: couple of seasons ago who had dated Shep.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Taylor Anne Green is her name? Oh yeah, Taylor?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, Charlie is tailor. Like, they look exactly the
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: same to me, they look exactly the same. They're the same.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: They'd be both in the waiting room for an audition
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: for that part. Like it's the same type in a.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Very real way, right right right.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: That girl, despite not getting a single orgasm off of Shep,
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: was ready to marry him. Okay, and she was would
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: you agree with that?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Completely?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: He asked her done. She was wanting it. She was
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: the girl that all of those guys wanted, you know,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: she was that kind of perfect Southern girl with a
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: little bit of an edge who just looks like she's
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: just When I say edge, I mean she's just not
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: so sweet, like she's there, she's she was just she's
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: what who they all wanted at the time, Right, I
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: mean Austin hooked up with her after they broke up, Right, Yeah,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: j j D was gunning for her, absolutely in love
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: with her jp JD, JD J T J T J.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Know, it's we released it. So at that time, you know,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: he was like pushing her off to the side. He
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: was the one who didn't go forward with her. And
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: now these girls are not looking his way like we
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: see that. I think two years have passed and he's
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: not in the same position he was two years before,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: even though the look is relatively the same. It's just
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: like whatever age is on him right now is not
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: translating too. And I think he's almost taking himself out
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: of the running of anything possibly happening with these girls.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has, and he's gonna have to. He's okay
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: with it because he's a realist, I believe. And what's
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: left is kind of a shell, a seashell, a shark
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: tooth of a man if you will in a little hat,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: And then we have him even trying to wear the
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: friend color and he's getting shut down by Austin and
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Rodrigo and Madison who are all like and you think
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: you can weigh in, you think you're an authority on
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: relationships and you have anybody so and he's like, oh wow,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Austin's connecting with Madison and Rodrigo over me, and he's
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: not even wanting, like I My stomach is dropping for
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: him because it's such a reality check.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Wow, but shep is you know, everyone is kind of
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: outgrowing him. And when he's on the dock, trying to
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: like be a friend is what he keeps saying over
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: and over again, which is hammering down on somebody about
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: making a decision and being accusing him being indecisive, when
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: this whole time that we've seen him in life, he's
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: not committed to anything and isn't doing anything.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: It doesn't land, there's no weight behind it. It's empty, empty.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: It's hard to watch, but I delight in it in
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: that I believe there is a wake from what we've
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: seen and so much of what we haven't of just
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: women who he has strung along. And you know what
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: was his thing that he said to Craig. He gave
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: him the like catch and go.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Austin.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so he's been catching and releasing. Oh he
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: said it to Austin. Yeah, He's been catching and releasing
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: his entire life.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: And you know what there was, there was a times up.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Times up.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. For him to say to Austin pick a Lane
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: was like insane to me about his relationship. And I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: don't know if that's just him like grasping at straws
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: to have some sort of position on this show. That's
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: what it feels like. At the end of the day.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: What does shep have to gain from being actually a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: just kind of a rude friend demanding him to be
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: vulnerable on camera? What does he have to gain? Nothing
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: except for a position on this show right now? He
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: has to do something. And it's funny that Austin's like, yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I am I have been vulnerable and he's like, well,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: wudn't you be vulnerable with me? And he's like, oh,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I have been vulnerable pretty much to everyone but you.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Amy like that, I felt that
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: that was like, I mean, I just I was like, oh, yeah, hard,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: it's hard to watch even you know, Hill, He's been
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: rolling into these scenes rumbled, you know, rumpled.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: And rumpled, still skin in that little hat, you know,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I think maybe like he yeah, go ahead.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I was just saying, like, up until now, he's had
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: the swag to pull it off even if it doesn't
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: look good. It's like he is pulling off that like
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: privileged rich dude thing.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Now he doesn't even know how to how to wear
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: a small hat.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: He doesn't even know if it's a small hat. You know,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: that's the problem. Also, he still looks pretty good. He's
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: still kind of is you know, pulling. He's still able
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to somewhat hang on to the last little wisps of
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: a youthful vibe. It's gonna turn like gonna start to rot.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: It's roight, it's starting, it's starting starting. It's yeah, it's
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: really starting. No, he does. That's the crazy thing is
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: he doesn't look different per se.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is great, which is kind of amazing.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Actually it's the confidence is gone and the years on
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: him have taken the toll like girls are not. And
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: it's it's not the look like his look is not.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: But it's like he doesn't have the swag goo anymore,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: and it's hard. It's hard.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I think that along with your point, Austin does not
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: want to open up to him. Clearly there's a lot
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: going on off camera that we don't see. He doesn't
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: trust him, he doesn't respect him, and he's not going
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: to open up to him. When he's talking about, you know,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: share with me, share with me, Austin is pretty like,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to like hang with you, dude, which
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: is kind of nuts. I also found it really funny
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that when Shep said he's indecisive, He's like, I've got kittens,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: i got tattoos. It's a good argument. It's a good argument.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give him that. I'm gonna give him that
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: those are two things you do have to commit to absolutely. Oh,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I know what I was gonna say when Austin accused
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: him of reveling. This is the stuff that I feel
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: like is off camera where Austin brought to the show
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: that these people, like these girls in the West Village
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: were talking about messaging with Austin, and so he kind
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: of like, yeah, I'm sorry, what did I say?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: You said, Austin, But okay, yeah, yeah.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you. SHEP brought it, you know, and I think
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Austin's really pissed about that. I think he's really pissed
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: about that exposing the underbelly of the off camera dirty
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: stuff that these boys get into when they're in the city,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: in the big city and they're like, you know, dunking
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: on their fame with chicks. And I think that Shep
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: exposed that. When Austin was like, I didn't that was
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: too far. You know, I'm in a relationship, like, don't
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: do that, I think that that really pissed him off.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: That's just my opinion because him saying, oh, you're reveling
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: in that, I think it was like there's a lot
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: more under this, right.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: It's like guy code, it's you know, it's all of that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: It's like, we don't do that to each other. And
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: if you're going to pull that, that's the lowest, you know.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Why would I be vulnerable with you?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Right, we can't move about the cabin like that's our
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: whole thing, or.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: The main house or yeah yeah we need a pat
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: or the canoe area or the fishing area, you know,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: the can we just talk about like Craig and Charlie
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: being on this like Little Mermaid kiss the Girl canoe trip,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I mean so romantic.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I that's like, I love a canoe, I love I
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: want I yes, yes, I love a kayak.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: And a canoe. Oh that's nice.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's like that's a perfect date. And I
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: thought to myself, like, dude, kiss her. You're getting mired.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: In kiss the girl.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: She was like, I don't really want to talk about Sally. Yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I like a guy. It's very romantical, like you, and
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: they don't think they've kissed yet. It really was.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Like, dude, yeah, And I know people were like she
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: said it was like the Notebook, but I just full
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: on went Disney with it, and that's what.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: It felt like, totally Disney. It was a yeah, perfect
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: perfect date moment.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: They have had some. I mean this is the second
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: date they've had that's been very romantically set up. With
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: the Oyster Farm. I mean it's like oysters the biggest afrodisiac.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: You can get a canoe in the middle of like
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: nowhere in a romantic setting. They are doing it right
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: with Craig, and he's a romantic, putting him in situations
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: where he likes somebody and they kind of like him.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: It's perfect, that's what they need to do. And I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: also will say that, like, I think that it was
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: pretty big of Austin to walk back a little bit
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: about Craig and kind of defend him to Charlie, and
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I was appreciate. I appreciated that by him saying, like,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: despite my disdain for him, I just want to say, like,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: it's not that's not really what he was saying. And
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I agree, I don't think that's what he was saying.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I also feel like he's aware that he just got
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: out of a relationship that he still pines for, that
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: he's still heartbroken over, in which he did say he
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: would take her back just recently, and I think it's
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: fair of him inside to acknowledge that whatever is next
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: for him may be a rebound situation and he's kind
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: of concerned about that, and I appreciate that if if
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: he is like aware.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I agree, I think he is. I think it's a
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: combination of based on what these guys say about him,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: is that he's very slow moving, you know. So it's
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: a combination of him whereorried about rebounding and also just
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: genuinely being a slow mover. I do feel like once
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Craig is in a relationship, he's great in bed.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I do. Oh wow, I do.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I think we're really banging, you know.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: And I think he's gonna be aware of the lady's
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: needs for sure.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's gonna give time. I mean, he's
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: not gonna walk away. Look a gal that's with Craig
• 29:22
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• 29:25
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• 29:26
  Speaker 2: No, you're gonna have other issues. You're gonna be You're
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: gonna have to weather a lot of conspiracy theories. You're
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: probably gonna have to wear some sort of aluminant hat
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: at some point. It's gonna get weird.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Very weird. Yeah, you are gonna need to like double
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: check the things that he says. You're gonned to fact
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: check a lot. Oh yeah, and that's gonna get exhausting.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can be concerned.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but get chatch EBT for relationships and just like say, look,
• 29:56
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• 29:58
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• 38:15
  Speaker 1: where you heard about them. Of course, please support my show,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: tell them that I sent you, and then I'm obsessed.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: And I do believe there are going to be things.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: And I think if we had Page here right now.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: And by the way, I think this is the first
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: episode where Page has not been discussed, you know, out loud,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: like god, maybe believe it has. But I know she's
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: always with us. But like, but I think part of
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: you know, I think that there are some problems there
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: that you can't move past.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: You know. That's okay, it's going to take the right gal.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: And and and I'm not a compulsive liar, that's not
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: my issue, okay. But we all have our stuff, don't we.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: We all have our stuff. That's a big one. I'm
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: not gonna lie. That's a huge it's a huge. That's
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: a big one.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's a big ee is.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: And also I do want to note that Craig, if
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: he really wanted a relationship like badly, he would find one,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: and he would find it off the show and he
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: would be happy doing that. But he's not as like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: you know, innocent or like he's he's he's got the thirst. Yeah,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: he's got he wants to be uh. He wants it
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: all and he wants it on TV and and he
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: likes it. He likes the attention of him being a
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: romantic and so he wants that. Also, this guy, you
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: know the expression how you know you fall into a
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: barrel of honey, like you just luck out and get
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: great things in your life. He with this Craig's honey
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: is to be the new thing, you know, he is
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: going to It's the next Pillows. And I think it's
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: brilliant because it's coming from an actual place of him
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: having bees in his backyard and now he brought the
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: honey to Witner's farm and even Austin who's apparently honey
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: crazy good to know, very cute. It was like the Wow,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: this is great honey. And I could see him mass
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: producing not necessarily his from his bees.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Small batch, Amie, please, small batch, small batch. Let's do
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: small batch in these times with this honey, you know, yeah,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: let's not get over our skis like Megan Markle, because
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I think her jam is really like backed up right now.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I believe that the rumor has it, you know, you
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: want to be Yeah.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Is that jam coming from her farm?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the whole thing. I don't think it can be.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I don't know, so I'm just talking
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: about right now. But I saw a headline that her
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: jam's backed up, and that jam's jams on the shelf rank.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Well, the jam is jammed up. The Jam's jam jammed up. Ah, Yeah,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't have my finger on the
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: pulse of Megan's jam, but I do love jam. I
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: love preserves, so I would frankly, I'm quite horrified at
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: myself for not knowing what's up. But if it's a
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: great jam, I'd put myself on the waiting list and
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: just be patient about it. You know, Costco had they
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: were selling, you know, I always try to give them
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt with their jams. Like the
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: last one was a chariot. I didn't love it. This
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: one that I just got to haven't cracked them open yet,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: but you get two of them, they're big. We go
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: through a lot of it because peanut butter and jelly,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I mean a major staple in our house and I
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: am a sucker for peb and J are you.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I haven't been around it in a while.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it is like, yeah it is and you know,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: yeah it's over here, you know a lot. And even
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: before I had Maddie, it was like a go to
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: just because you got that peanut butter as a protein
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: and I love a jelly, so needless to say, just
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: got a raspberry from Costco. Had never seen the brand before.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I can't remember it. I'm I'm interested to see how
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: it's gonna pan out. So wow, okay tbd. I don't
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: like the big chunks of fruit in in it. I'm
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: more of like a preserves like it's okay if you
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: have the seeds in there, its smooth it. But so
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: I do like it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: You do like it?
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like a It's like chunky peanut
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: butter too.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, and I'm smooth. So there you have it. Wow, Wow,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: we really found ourselves, you know what.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: We can be different and also be the same, you know,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: absolutely differences are okay mm hmm okay.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Wait, By the way, I want to circle back to
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: the fishing thing where you know, they're trying to you know,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you can't help but feel bad for the worm. What
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do? I mean, that's just life. We are.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: You're you're watching it, and that's it's tough to watch.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm okay with that.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, I just wanna I just want everybody to know
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: it's it's not that we don't appreciate every living creature. Listen.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I just picked up a worm the other day in
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: front of my house because it was raining. It was
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: on the sidewalk. I said, you look lost, buddy, and
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna put you in the soil. Am
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: I gonna pick you up with my two fingers. I
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: thought about it, and I said, I'm gonna. I'm gonna
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: gravel leaf and then I scooped it up, wiggled its
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: way on the leaf, I dropped in the soil.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I suck. Have a good day.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Have a good day, buddy.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Their goddamn Teresa.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: So anyway, nice that they threw that fish back. You know,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: obviously they weren't gonna that clearly it was a little
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: tiny thing, but I love that. Rodrigo was like, oh, Austin,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: you finally caught a fish that you let go easily.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I mean the metaphor of like Audrey like catching fish
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: and then letting it go. I mean it was a
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: perfect analogy right there.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is an MVP. He really is, like he comes
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: He is really good.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: He is a great supporting character.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When him and when when Madison and Rodrigo were
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: sitting there with Shep and he's like, he's gotta you know,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: he's got to face the truth what's going on. He's
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: got to make a decision. And they're both like trying
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: to play this game, like they can't tell him that
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: he actually broke up with Audrey, but they're like, well,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: you know, they're like playing charades with him, and he's
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: just not picking it up. Well, Jay, ask him some
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: some questions, you know, tic tac toe you put in
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: it night for him to put it. Oh, he still
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: wasn't getting it. It was so funny. I loved it.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he It's all part of my I feel
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: it's equal parts joy and you know, cringe and pain.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I feel for him.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sally running up to those horses with Hey, horses
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: can bite your fucking fingers off. Bite your fingers off.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: You can't just feed a horse like that, and I mean,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Witner is like, watch watch your fingers too late, buddy,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: you know, like, please have more urgency for Sally feeding
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: a horse with her fingers that close to its mouth
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: as you did at the dinner table when you wanted
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: everybody to listen to mother, you know, like, please, I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: have some urgency. She almost lost her fingers anyway.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Well, but Sally's on one though. You know, she feels
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: reckless to me, like Sally is running everything right, so
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: you can't you know, I don't think he anticipated that
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: that was going to be what she was going to do,
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: like right, you know, I think Sally's just like I
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: want to dig in my mouth. Yeah, y, like.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't really anticipate where what's gonna happen with
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: that gal? She is. She's reckless on that farm. It is.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: If you would have said, like, oh, this is the
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Piranha pond, she'd be like, let's go. She'd like, you know,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: tear her top off and jump in. So yeah, yeah,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: did you take him down to the Piranha pond? Witner?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: May I say this it's not okay. As we know,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: it's been a quite a goddamn few weeks in America
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: and it's not the time for big wit to be
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: on our screens, like because.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I know it is. I agree.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: And he stayed steady. He was getting me.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Wrong, he did, but I was on edge the whole time.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you for I was.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, big wit, not the week.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: No, not the month. Take your wine, get back here,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: get back in the kitchen please. I don't know where
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you're going with this. Let's it's it made me very nervous.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: And I agree with you. If he did not do
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: anything wrong.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Let's just say he stayed reasonable. But you know, had
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: he had a few more glasses, I don't know where
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: we would be.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why father is gonna take to his bed now,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: all right, say Gannette, father for real?
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Though like he was like he was like, oh man, beautiful,
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Oh like I just.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: And there's also can be nothing wrong with that. And yeah,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and you can be a grand old father dad who
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: appreciates with no other intentions behind it. But us scales,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: we have our heads on a swivel right now, and
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: you're not going to fuck with us, okay, And we're
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: going to be watching you with a fine tooth comb.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: We're going to have our eyes where they need to
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: be set.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: So yeah, been okay and been great with one general sweeping.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: You girls really look beautiful tonight. I could have done
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: with a group compliment, but not every broad who came.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Through, Well, they hadn't paraded. They had them parading down
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: the stairs. I mean that was tough. That was you know.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: That was the other thing. It was like one came
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: down and the other came down like it like Charlie said,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: like it was prom Yeah, did he need to stand there? No?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I would have preferred if he wasn't at the at
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: the landing, you know.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he wasn't receiving at the bottom of this. No,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: it's listen.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: It's fine. He did nothing wrong, you guys, he did
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: That's sick. I didn't love it. I didn't love it.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: And that's what is.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: You know, we can know. It's tough, you know, Harry worried.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also not the it's the it's not the
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: week for it. It's not. It's just not.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: It's also it's not it's unfortunate, you know, it's unfortunate
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: the timing of all of it. And had it not
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: been this week, I.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Still want to liked it.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: It still would have felt a little weird. It's a
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: little creepy, it's a bit much. It was a lot
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: of big Wit and Beth, that's the other thing. But
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: like they were the hosts. They were cooking all that delicious.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Food, gorgeous, gorgeous.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I mean that's dak board that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: No One doesn't like them, no one, No one hosts
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: like these two do they? Have you ever been hosted
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: in this fashion?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I want to tell you this, and I'm this is
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: a bit of a humble brag, but my parents can
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: throw down when it comes to hosting a party, and
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: they will. They will throw down with like a London
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: broyal grilled gorgeous potatoes, broccolini. You can be assured they'll
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: be broccolini. So yes, I've seen it. I've seen it,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and it was it was similar to I've experienced several
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: dinners of my parents along those lines. So love it.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: And they're also their love for wine, So I get it.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: No, it's a gorgeous Do I feel like big Wit
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: and Mother have had a conversation between them and the
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: last fifteen to twenty No, Like, I don't get the
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: sense they are to you what I'm saying, like, I
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: don't know that they are sitting down and just chewing
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: the fat together.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Not like I don't know, I'm not sure. I mean,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: they did seem to vibe. They have it down to yes,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: a science, the way that they host.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I don't oh.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, So like if that's where they shine and that's
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: where their marriage is and then they go into their
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: separate bedrooms at the end of the night and they
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: never talk until the next party, you know, maybe, But
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: like I don't know, I want to say, I don't
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: really feel like it's as bad as.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's bad. I just don't know that
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: they're like I don't think it's bad. No, I think
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: they're great. I think they're happy. I just don't know
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: that they're like talking, do you know what I mean?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're you mean like they're just doing the business
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: of like hosting, Yes, you know, having an estate all
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: the business that goes with it. You know, what wines
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: are we going to pull from the cellar? Right? Who
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: is you know Ted is out this week? Who's going
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: to feed the horses? You know?
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Correct?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: But his shirt was fancy, you know, he that shirt
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: was a statement and I liked that we acknowledged it,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: someone acknowledged it, and I appreciated that.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, Sally.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Sally's confessional killed me killed me dead when she you know,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: because she's all over austin this episode, just I mean,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: as we know, you know, do you need help, like urinating?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was to the level of like gross,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: it was ghost and and it was just like way
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: too much. And then in her confessional she says, well,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I usually go for a guy until they absolutely tell
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: me no, this is not going to happen the way
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: that she had to explain that with conviction, and that
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: there have been several situations clearly in the past where
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: this is the way it goes. And when this happens,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: that's when I know I need to move on.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: It's not great, Like, girl, you are too good looking
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: for that behavior. You know, it doesn't a grip.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I know. Imagine if she were a guy in the
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: South lord you were.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's it's too much. It's not okay, it's
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: like it's harassment at some point, you.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Know, maybe you know, and let me ask you this, y.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: She did seem very believable when she said usually when
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I go for a guy. They absolutely tell me, no,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: this isn't going to happen. I believed her, But I
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: wonder if on this show she really has no real
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: interest in going and being with any of these guys necessarily,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: but if she goes so hard for these guys, she
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: knows that it's going to be unattracted to them, so
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: she can kind of like ride out that storyline where
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: she is pursuing a relationship now that you know, I mean.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Listen, I do think that first and foremost, she wants
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: to stay on the show, and she's looking to find
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: a guy to do that because that's the show.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: That is the show, and she wants to stay on
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: So that is first and four. That said, I believe
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: that this is the way she does and this is
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: her game, and I hope she looks at the show
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: and goes like, Okay, that's too much.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's doing that. So did you know
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: it yourself? She was on the Bachelor? I did not
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: know that hot after her broken engagement, Oh, she was.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Engaged and then she went on the Bachelor, and now
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: she's on Southern Charm.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, Like, so she was engaged apparently to someone in
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: the medical field, and then she went on The Bachelor
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: and her storyline was like her whole log line was
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: like I kind of was like left at the altar
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: sort of thing, and so now I'm here and like,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: hopefully Clayton can be, you know, the answer to my dreams.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: And then I don't know, that's where I leave off.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened there. Cut to now she's
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: over here on this show. So she's popping around reality shows.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so popping here and popping there, you know, and
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: it's the right attitude for reality it is. It's just yeah,
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know, and like Mollie, you know, I feel
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: like Mollie doesn't feel well, I don't even know what
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Molly's interested in. There's no one for Molly in this group.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: But like, I don't I feel like Mollie doesn't feel
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: that she's pretty enough to compete in this gaggle. And
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: it's so insane, I know, you know.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: And I think that she is a little older than
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: them as well. She's also lived such a different life
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: she is. She's also coming from like America's Top Model, right,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, she was a contestant there and has probably
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: seen a lot of things. We know that she was
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: with Whitney. All right, well, Deanna, I think we like
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: pretty much covered it all. So on to next week
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: we shall go, and we're going to be back in
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Charleston next week, so see you later Whitner's Farm.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: I've had a wonderful time there and I hope we're
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: invited back.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Deanna M. Chang on Instagram. She's the Montage Queen.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Check out her substack, how to Be less Old. Thanks
• 56:51
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