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Barra's Bits - Running Like A Crab · Lisa & Russell

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Time for Barry's Bits.
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  Speaker 2: Well, good morning, Barry. Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not expecting you guys to have watched the entire
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  Speaker 3: Bathurst 1000. Not the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: From 8.30 to 3 o'clock. 161 laps of Bathurst, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: of Mount Panorama.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it's just incredible. The bloke who was leading, the
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  Speaker 3: fellow who was leading, Anton Di Pasquale.
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  Speaker 2: He got to the last lap.
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  Speaker 1: He got to the last lap. And guess what happened?
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  Speaker 1: He ran out of petrol.
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  Speaker 2: It's just.
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  Speaker 1: He ran out of petrol. That's not good.
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  Speaker 2: He used a bit too much choke at the start.
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  Speaker 1: What's that line, Don McLean's? It's Don McLean, isn't it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Don McLean. Don McLean.
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  Speaker 2: I drove my Chevy to the levee, but yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the levee was dry.
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  Speaker 2: I drove my car to the pits, but the pits
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  Speaker 2: were dry.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he drove the Chevy to the levee.
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  Speaker 3: Unlucky, Anton Di Pasquale. Anyway, let's have a listen how
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  Speaker 3: Channel 7.
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  Speaker 1: Saw the end of the race. Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: Brodie Kostecki goes through to the race lead on the
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  Speaker 3: final lap.
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  Speaker 1: And their top defense, Marley, has run out of fuel.
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  Speaker 2: It's a mountain boil over.
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  Speaker 1: Extraordinary scenes. They have had to overcome adversity.
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  Speaker 3: But if there's one thing we know about, He was
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  Speaker 3: tapping the fuel gauge, but no, it wasn't moving.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't moving. That's terrible.
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  Speaker 3: He had to get out of his car and walk
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  Speaker 3: back because he just left it in the middle of
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  Speaker 3: the road.
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  Speaker 1: Because it was actually quite remarkable.
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  Speaker 2: RAC didn't pull up alongside him.
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  Speaker 1: It's the RAC we needed.
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  Speaker 3: So one more second in the pits when he pitted,
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  Speaker 3: and that's all they needed to put the fuel in,
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  Speaker 3: one more second. But they shaved it as close as
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  Speaker 3: they could. But, I mean, surely one more second he
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  Speaker 3: could have stayed.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So he'll become a quiz question now. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: There's king of the mountain and then there's, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The dude who ran out of petrol.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Brodie Kostecki, Perth boy, won a go-kart, king of
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  Speaker 3: the mountain again.
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  Speaker 1: So well, well done to him.
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  Speaker 2: He's doing it with an EV car next time.
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  Speaker 1: Singapore Grand Prix. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Did you go Marina Bay under lights? It's pretty good,
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  Speaker 3: isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys have a look? I want to go
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  Speaker 2: to the Singapore Grand Prix.
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  Speaker 1: It looks awesome. It looks really good. Um, Who won?
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  Speaker 1: Max Verstappen won.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Verstappen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And Oscar placed fifth after he got a flat tyre
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  Speaker 3: as well.
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  Speaker 1: The poor bugger.
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  Speaker 2: He had a happy chat with the pits again. Taken
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  Speaker 2: out by his own.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the sprint race.
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  Speaker 2: With teammates like that, who needs enemies?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, really, it's a weird sport. He's a halfback flanker,
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  Speaker 1: that Lando. Surely.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly.
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  Speaker 2: But in all seriousness.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Oscar should just grab him by the throat.
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  Speaker 2: Surely Oscar must want to drive for someone else.
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  Speaker 1: They treat him like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're so.
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  Speaker 3: It's.
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  Speaker 2: Going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: It's not good. Second banana. I know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, let's get on to the crickets. Cricket season, apparently.
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  Speaker 3: And the first test, Australia, South Africa in Durban, Kingsmead.
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  Speaker 3: We're on top after three days. Matt Renshaw was the hero.
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  Speaker 3: It took him 10 years to score his second century,
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  Speaker 3: and he did it in this game.
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  Speaker 1: 190.
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  Speaker 3: But then there was the freakish work of Steve Smith.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see some of the catches he took?
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  Speaker 1: Incredible.
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  Speaker 3: He's now.
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  Speaker 2: Catches win matches.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She remembers the greatest cricketing cliche.
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  Speaker 1: But it's true.
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  Speaker 3: It took me about three years to work that out,
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  Speaker 3: what that actually meant, catchers win matches.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Well, it's a little bit complicated.
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  Speaker 2: Say snitches get stitches.
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  Speaker 3: Because, you know, I thought matches might have been, you know, matches,
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  Speaker 3: you know, light the matches.
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  Speaker 1: I just couldn't work it out. Anyway, I got to
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  Speaker 1: it eventually.
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  Speaker 2: And this guy went on to become a sporting legend.
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  Speaker 2: Can you believe it?
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  Speaker 3: This man delivers the sport news at night.
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  Speaker 1: None of us are going to help launch the space shuttle.
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  Speaker 2: He's reading from a script, people.
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  Speaker 1: It's not rocket surgery. No, it's not rocket surgery.
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  Speaker 3: So freakish work, Steve Smith. So he's now the non-Wicked Keeper.
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  Speaker 3: He's got the most catches in the history of Test
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  Speaker 3: Match Cricket. So well done to him.
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  Speaker 1: Goodness, okay. And he is amazing. And then there was
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  Speaker 1: this one match.
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  Speaker 3: Happened just down the road here, 200 metres down the
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  Speaker 3: road here. Western Australia Shield match against Queensland. Looks like
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  Speaker 3: they were in trouble. Sam Fanning came out to bat.
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  Speaker 3: He had a torn hamstring. So he wasn't supposed to
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  Speaker 3: be out there. And he batted for a long time,
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  Speaker 3: running like a crab. And Queensland had 11 fifth blokes.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that? And Fanning was on one leg.
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  Speaker 1: And guess who won? We won.
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  Speaker 3: So well done, Sam Fanning. Incredible pitches if you get
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  Speaker 3: a chance. Oh, magnificent day out there. I've got to
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  Speaker 3: tell you about this. The amazing chase for Port superstar
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  Speaker 3: Zach Butters, okay? So Butters lived in Port Adelaide for
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  Speaker 3: a long time, played for him a long time. But
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  Speaker 3: he's actually a Victorian boy. And he loves Victoria. And
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  Speaker 3: he wanted to go back to Victoria. So all the
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  Speaker 3: Victorian teams were all over him. And the Bulldogs, they
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  Speaker 3: got him in the end. They didn't just offer him
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  Speaker 3: a mountain of money, though. They made him a movie,
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  Speaker 3: all right? So they signed him to a record nine-year deal, okay?
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  Speaker 3: So you might say $ 18 million was the clincher, $ 2
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  Speaker 3: million a season maybe. But what they did was because
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  Speaker 3: he barracked for the Bulldogs as a kid, they went
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  Speaker 3: with the Hollywood touch and they produced a short film
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  Speaker 3: about a young Bulldog supporter wearing the number six jumper
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  Speaker 3: of Butter's childhood hero, Brad Johnson. And they used the
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  Speaker 3: young actor who turned out to be the Bulldog's footy
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  Speaker 3: manager's son, his 11-year-old son, and he played Butters in
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  Speaker 3: the movie, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I hope they called it.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe it's not Butters. Tell me they did.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just stopping now because you've topped it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not finishing my story because you've just gone. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: That is the best line. Why didn't bloody AI give
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  Speaker 1: me that line?
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  Speaker 2: Lisa is AI.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, so what happened was. You've killed it.
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  Speaker 2: Lisa is also known as Claude.
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  Speaker 1: That is brilliant. That is brilliant, Lisa. AI. Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Worst AI ever. Doesn't know what AI is.
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  Speaker 3: They filmed it in Dali, which is Butter's hometown in Victoria. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: so it turned out the Bulldogs president, Kylie Watson Wheeler,
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  Speaker 3: she works for Disney Australia. So they used the Disney
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  Speaker 3: people to make the movie, right? And then he met
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: Marcus Bontempelli, Aaron Norton, Sam Darcy, Ed Richards. They gave
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  Speaker 3: him a Bulldogs-themed skateboard because he liked skateboarding. Then there
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  Speaker 3: was the 20-cent emotional masterstroke, an 11-year-old fan, Hunter Zephyr.
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  Speaker 3: sent Butters a handwritten letter begging him to join the
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  Speaker 3: Bulldogs with $ 0. 20 attached to him. Here's my pocket money,
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  Speaker 3: so you come and look.
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  Speaker 2: So they're really tugging the heartstrings here.
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  Speaker 3: And Butters went and visited the kid at school. But ultimately,
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  Speaker 3: the $ 2 million a season may have made a difference.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think? It's just $ 90, 000 per match. He
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  Speaker 1: gets paid $ 90, 000 a game.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: What was that line again, Lisa? I'm just going to
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  Speaker 1: write it down. I can't believe it's not.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I hope they called it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it's not but it's not. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe it. I've got to use that somewhere. Lisa, you're
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  Speaker 1: a genius.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Weird weekend, too, for the Carlton Footy Club.
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  Speaker 2: For some of them.
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  Speaker 3: So-called drug scandal. Two players admitted to hospital on the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Complications from alleged recreational use. No, but one of.
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  Speaker 2: Them slipped over in the shower, didn't he, and cut
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  Speaker 2: his head.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: So....
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  Speaker 3: Well, Lockie Cowan, and then there was a separate incident.
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  Speaker 3: So they weren't together at the time, but they were
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  Speaker 3: at the party that night. So I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: investigation is going on, but you're right. Will Hayward, who
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  Speaker 3: came from Sydney.
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  Speaker 1: Swans, who was at his house. He dropped his toothbrush
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  Speaker 1: in the shower. Oh, okay, right. Bent down to pick
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  Speaker 1: it up. That's another rumour.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds feasible, doesn't it? He didn't drop the soap.
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  Speaker 1: He dropped the toothbrush.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: He did too. I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: Which rumour would you wish to be true?
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  Speaker 1: Greg is laughing.
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  Speaker 3: He came back needing stitches after falling over in the shower.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, I said that to Tim McMillan on the
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  Speaker 3: desk last night and he said, do many people brush
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  Speaker 3: their teeth in the shower?
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  Speaker 1: I do. That was his response. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind admitting that I do.
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  Speaker 1: I do too. I reckon it happens a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Because I like to spend as long in the shower
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  Speaker 2: as I possibly can, so I'll do everything in there
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  Speaker 2: that I can. That's not very water-wise, is it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's not very water-wise.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's just what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Two-minute showers.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, that's the chatting point for today. How many people
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  Speaker 3: brush their teeth whilst in the shower?
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  Speaker 2: I use all my allocated water. Let's get a poll happening.
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: As they go out the door, Wildcats on fire with
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: four straight wins. NBA players arrived, a new point guard.
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: He's played 451 NBA games. His name's Brandon Knight. Wildcats
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  Speaker 3: going beautifully. Yes, they are.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great week, you legends. You too. See you
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  Speaker 1: on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Can't believe it's not about us.