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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 15th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised. The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is The Woody.
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  Speaker 1: Show.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 2: Three, two, one. Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. Today is Thursday. It's a pre-Friday. Day number
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  Speaker 2: four of five, Rippage. It is October the 15th, 2026.
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  Speaker 2: We are The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Woody.
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  Speaker 2: Greg.
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  Speaker 5: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Menace.
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  Speaker 2: Gina Grant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Seabass, Sammy, Jeff G.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: We got Morgan. We got Vaughn. We got Bort. We
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  Speaker 2: got Benji. Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us
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  Speaker 2: a text over to 22987. Today, October 15th, is Global
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  Speaker 2: Handwashing Day. I'm going to put that up in the
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  Speaker 2: men's room here.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, so many people.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they do the fake wash.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even bother with the fake wash. I know how long,
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  Speaker 2: as a 50-year-old man, I know how long it takes
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  Speaker 2: to wash your hands, even to a lesser than desirable degree.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, the fact that you put the soap on your hand, rinsed,
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  Speaker 2: and now you're at the paper towels, in less time
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  Speaker 2: than it would take... to wash anything off your hands.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't count. Today is conflict resolution day. It is
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  Speaker 2: I love Lucy day today.
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  Speaker 6: Shout out, Lucy.
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  Speaker 2: It is Latino AIDS Awareness Day.
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  Speaker 3: Be aware.
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  Speaker 2: National Esthetician. Am I saying that right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Esthetician Day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: And some food holidays. All things I love. National Cheese
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  Speaker 2: Curd Day.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: National Lemon Bar Day.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: You guys love those.
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  Speaker 1: Love.
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  Speaker 2: And National Mushroom Day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Lemon Bar Me.
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  Speaker 2: Is today. Before we get to the birthdays and the
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  Speaker 2: porno birthday, some TV news. I'm sure you guys have
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  Speaker 2: seen this because the story happened last week, but I
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  Speaker 2: keep seeing more about it. Roseanne has a new show.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they've already filmed the whole first season of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's called Meemaw.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Meemaw.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a comedy. Roseanne is like the matriarch of a, quote,
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  Speaker 2: mixed race family of preppers in Texas. So, man, you're
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  Speaker 2: a prepper.
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  Speaker 7: Very interested.
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  Speaker 2: You're just asking about this guy because he just had
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  Speaker 2: a birthday, but Randy Quaid plays the husband.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 2: So Drape de Mateo from The Sopranos is their daughter.
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  Speaker 2: John Lovett's Tony Hinchcliffe also in it. It says Roseanne's
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  Speaker 2: character is, quote, on a quest to take down a
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  Speaker 2: criminal empire and throw her granddaughter the most fantastic bat mitzvah.
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  Speaker 6: I got to see that.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like a fever dream.
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 3: Do we know where that's going to be?
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  Speaker 2: No, they have not said when, where, how you're going
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  Speaker 2: to be able to watch it. But Roseanne says this
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  Speaker 2: is for everyone, not just conservatives. Quote, I make fun
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  Speaker 2: of everybody because everybody deserves to be made fun of
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  Speaker 2: who is in power. I am an equal opportunity person.
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  Speaker 3: I'll watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll check it out. Let's see. HBO has announced
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  Speaker 2: that Lena Dunham is bringing back Girls.
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  Speaker 6: That's your favorite. One season.
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  Speaker 2: She kind of really leaned into gross, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she did.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I mean, I did a long
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  Speaker 2: time ago. Like you just say, yeah, this is me.
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  Speaker 2: People say, oh, you're gross and disgusting, your big blimp
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  Speaker 2: lips and your squinty eyes and your big fat gut
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  Speaker 2: and pasty like a urinal.
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  Speaker 4: That's what people say to you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Do you open the internet?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever look at the comments or texts or
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  Speaker 2: anything like that?
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  Speaker 7: I haven't seen anything that aggressive, no.
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  Speaker 2: So rather than go, oh, you're mean or giving a crap,
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  Speaker 2: you just go, yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 6: Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: I really want to read one of the last posts
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  Speaker 4: that we got.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What did it say, man?
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  Speaker 6: It says.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, while you're looking for that.
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  Speaker 6: Give me one second.
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  Speaker 2: Girls is returning for five new episodes. Lena Dunham's back.
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  Speaker 5: Hannah.
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  Speaker 9: Hannah.
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  Speaker 2: She plays Hannah, right? Allison Williams is back.
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  Speaker 7: Marnie.
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  Speaker 2: The gang is back together.
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  Speaker 3: Did you find it? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Here's one of the latest posts, Sammy, that apparently you're
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  Speaker 4: blind to.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: Such a punk-ass bitch. You never did anything hard in
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  Speaker 10: your life. I don't know how you made it this
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  Speaker 10: far in life. If the world ended right now, you
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  Speaker 10: would be the first few to die. Such a weak
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  Speaker 10: human being. Such a weak human being.
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  Speaker 6: What were they talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Just us in general?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've seen stuff like that.
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  Speaker 7: Attacking character, for sure.
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  Speaker 11: But attacking physical looks, I.
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  Speaker 6: Don't think I've seen.
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  Speaker 7: I literally get told I have a five head.
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  Speaker 2: Every day, and I agree.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You want me to dig deeper? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Find some about Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: They're in there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, more than 200 gigabytes. That's a lot, right, Greg?
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  Speaker 3: That's so many.
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  Speaker 2: More than 200 gigabytes of Cartoon Network production files. So storyboards,
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  Speaker 2: you know, animation, some source files from Adventure Time, regular show,
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  Speaker 2: the Powerpuff Girls.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It leaked online of what's being called the classic Cartoon
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  Speaker 2: Network game. Gigaleak.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So tell me, Woody, is 200 gigabytes a lot?
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It is?
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  Speaker 6: Yes. We call those gigs.
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  Speaker 3: Gigs? Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Those are gigs?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a lot. Did you find one about
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  Speaker 2: Sammy yet?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, do you want physical or just like?
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  Speaker 3: Physical, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Physical, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Physical is usually about her eyeballs like popping out of
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  Speaker 4: her face.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I would say that or like eyebrows. For whatever reason,
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  Speaker 2: if they're going to key on something with you, it's eyebrows. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: the latest one was just about like- There was one
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  Speaker 2: about menace I saw yesterday. It's like, go for a
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  Speaker 2: guy that talks about how much weight he lost. He
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  Speaker 2: sure has a fat face. Oh, dude, I did- I
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  Speaker 2: saw that one.
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  Speaker 6: I did have a fat face in that video for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Because that's the one that you were freaking out about,
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  Speaker 2: the wheel of casseroles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: But the one about Sammy saying that, I'm sorry not
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  Speaker 10: to like cheers and jeers because of Sammy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's different. That's different. She's talking about like the physical,
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  Speaker 2: like leaning into gross, for example, for Lena Dunham, Lena
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  Speaker 2: into gross.
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  Speaker 10: But the, the thing with Lena Dunham, it's going to
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  Speaker 10: be interesting because no Adam driver is, he's not going
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  Speaker 10: to be in it. And then also the showrunner, which
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  Speaker 10: was her best friend, that like kind of helped put
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  Speaker 10: the show together.
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  Speaker 6: Apparently they had a falling out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: She seems like such an easy person to get along with.
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  Speaker 2: Everything you always hear about Lena Dunham is so cool.
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  Speaker 2: But it's only going to be five episodes, not even, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's one of those people, like just forget, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: even talking about physics, just as a person. And her personality,
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  Speaker 2: she's exhausting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she always seems angry.
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  Speaker 7: But Menace, are we going to watch this?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 12: I'm going to watch the hell out of it.
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  Speaker 6: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right, time now for your birthdays and your porno birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Sammy never noticed the comments, but now we just gave
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  Speaker 2: her a complex. So now she's going to be thinking about, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying like, if you weren't aware of it, maybe
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  Speaker 2: we made the mistake by making you aware of it.
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  Speaker 3: She pointed out she's aware of the character assassination.
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  Speaker 7: For sure, very aware of that.
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  Speaker 3: But not the physical attributes.
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  Speaker 11: But I think the way that Woody, everything you said
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  Speaker 11: all strung into one, all like that was very aggressive.
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  Speaker 11: I don't remember seeing anything like that before, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: They do comment a lot about your eyebrows too, Sammy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's what I mentioned.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I haven't seen that.
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  Speaker 2: Now she won't be able to sleep tonight. Maybe couldn't
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  Speaker 2: see him through the eyebrows.
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I get compliments on my mom a lot.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I don't have a complex over it.
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  Speaker 2: I never notice one way or the other. They don't
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  Speaker 2: stand out one way or the other. Well, you're just
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  Speaker 2: asking what the comments are. They're not crazy where they're
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  Speaker 2: like super like... Not stenciled, but you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like drawn on how some people have.
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  Speaker 7: It's not a unibrow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have a, yeah, no unibrow.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing noteworthy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Anyway, your birthday's today. You got, let's see,
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  Speaker 2: Paige Davis. Remember Trading Spaces?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She was the host.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Paige Davis is 57. Dominic West, Detective Jimmy McNulty
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  Speaker 2: on The Wire.
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  Speaker 7: The Wire, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's also on, he was in The Crown, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: He's 57.
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  Speaker 6: Genuine.
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  Speaker 2: Remember Pony?
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  Speaker 3: There's a throwback.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Do I remember it? I live it every day.
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  Speaker 2: Genuine is 56. Chris DeBerg, another throwback music one. Lady
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  Speaker 2: in Red.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The lady in red is dancing with me.
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  Speaker 2: He now apparently heals people with his hands.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's a reiki dude, right? He claims that his hands
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  Speaker 2: heal people.
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  Speaker 7: Let's get him in here.
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  Speaker 2: Chris DeBerg is 78. You got Anthony Joshua. He's the
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  Speaker 2: heavyweight championship boxer. He beat up Jake Paul last December.
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  Speaker 2: And he's going to fight Tyson Fury in December of
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  Speaker 2: this year. He's 37. And then you got Emeril Lagasse,
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  Speaker 2: the celebrity chef.
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  Speaker 3: I love that, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Bam. Bam.
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  Speaker 2: And kick it up a notch. Emeril Lagasse is 67. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: His restaurants, his food is really good.
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  Speaker 3: I thought he was way older than that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Is that spot still the MGM in Vegas?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The Fish House? Emeril's Fish House.
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  Speaker 3: That place is good.
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  Speaker 6: It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: Get the New Orleans barbecue shrimp and their signature banana
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  Speaker 2: cream pie.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, please.
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  Speaker 3: And I would like to shout them out because we
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  Speaker 3: went with a relatively large party, remember?
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  Speaker 1: And they.
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  Speaker 3: Took our plates out all at the exact same time.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing at all the restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: That's so cool.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of cream pies, today's partner birthday is Jade Nile.
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  Speaker 2: Having sex with today's birthday girl, it's like parking a
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  Speaker 2: golf cart in an airplane hangar.
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  Speaker 1: Dang.
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  Speaker 6: You've seen that, right, Greg?
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  Speaker 3: I've lived it. A lot of space. Yeah, it's big.
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  Speaker 2: That's all thanks to her work in 334 fine films,
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  Speaker 2: including Bringing Back the Bush. She was in Banging the
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  Speaker 2: Drum Teacher, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 3: Drum Teacher.
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  Speaker 2: Shocking Babysitter Sex Adventures, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 11: Fun.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Oral Angels.
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  Speaker 1: Aww.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Eavesdropping on Mom and Dad, Volume 2.
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  Speaker 7: No, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Squirting Time, Volume 3.
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  Speaker 6: Guess what time it is.
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  Speaker 2: She was in some Jade Niles Kitchen Counter Vagina Action.
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  Speaker 3: Cool. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: And then, who can forget her unforgettable role in Washing
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  Speaker 2: Cars and.
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  Speaker 6: Taking B * * * * es.
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  Speaker 4: They go hand in hand.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I should have said that. Washing cars and
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  Speaker 2: taking D's. Whatever. That's why we had that little bleeper.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Bort. That's Jade Nile, who is 34 years
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  Speaker 2: old today. And at your partner birthday, your celebrity birthday
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  Speaker 2: is here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. Next on the agenda. We'll be to see
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  Speaker 2: what Greg Gore has got for us. Trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the Brewers are just one win away from going
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  Speaker 3: to the World Series. Milwaukee beat the Dodgers 6-2 in
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  Speaker 3: NLCS Game 3 last night. And the Brewers hit three
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  Speaker 3: home runs off Blake Snell. So Milwaukee leads that series 3-0.
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  Speaker 3: They can sweep it tonight in Game 4 at Dodgers Stadium.
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  Speaker 3: In game three of the ALCS, that's today in Cleveland,
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  Speaker 3: that series is tied one to one.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine like a Brewers, Guardians.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking that.
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  Speaker 2: Brewers, Rays, World Series.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, for their fan base, it's great because Brewers
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  Speaker 9: haven't been to the World Series, never won one, haven't
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  Speaker 9: been since 82. Cleveland hasn't been since the 60s, won
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  Speaker 9: one since the 60s. And Tampa Bay's never won one.
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  Speaker 9: So for their fan base, it's great. But for the
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  Speaker 9: rest of us fans, boring.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear the conspiracy theory that the Dodgers are
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  Speaker 2: throwing the NLCS?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, my wife told me about that.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because after the season is over is when they
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  Speaker 2: start negotiating. And it's going to be really hard for
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  Speaker 2: the owners- to have a position, if the Dodgers would
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  Speaker 2: just keep winning or whatever, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: It really gives fuel to the argument about why they
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  Speaker 2: would need the salary cap.
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  Speaker 6: Correct, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And if a small market team wins, like Milwaukee or whatever,
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  Speaker 9: they could go, well, hey, see, look.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that big of a deal.
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  Speaker 6: That's what Sammy's been saying. It's all rigged.
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  Speaker 7: The scripts are good this year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the writers are doing really well.
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  Speaker 6: They've got new writers.
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  Speaker 2: But you'd have to get all those players... Who have
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  Speaker 2: so much riding on it just for their own resume
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  Speaker 2: and their own, you know, reputations.
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  Speaker 3: And their own pride. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Families and house payments.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also, like, man, like, there's no way everybody would be
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  Speaker 2: able to keep their mouth shut.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun to talk about, though.
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  Speaker 3: Totally. Good Thursday night football game tonight. Defending Super Bowl
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  Speaker 3: champion Seahawks. They're in Denver taking on the Broncos on
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  Speaker 3: Amazon Prime Video. Also, Netflix is axing about 1,000 employees,
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  Speaker 3: which is 6% of their workforce.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is the biggest round of job cuts since 2022,
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  Speaker 3: and they're hitting a lot of different departments like technology,
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  Speaker 3: product development, legal, and HR. The CEO of Netflix says
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  Speaker 3: they need to be more disciplined with how they spend
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  Speaker 3: their money, and they're also using a lot of money
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  Speaker 3: to help them grow because of competition from other streamers
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  Speaker 3: and from YouTube. A lot of Netflix shows, they say,
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  Speaker 3: lose about half their audience after just one season. Probably
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  Speaker 3: because it takes four years before the next season.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: You binge it all in a day and then there's
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  Speaker 7: nothing else.
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  Speaker 3: And then have you ever done this? When the new
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: season of a show you like comes out, you think, oh,
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: I've got to now re-watch the previous season because at
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: that point you've forgotten everything.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: It's been so long.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: So they're trying to keep growing, but they're also curbing spending.
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: So bye-bye to 1,000 employees.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: Well, for a while there, all the streaming services, it
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: was such like just a race. So they would just
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: throw out so much money, and they would just expand
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: so quickly to try to outpace the other streaming services.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: So they would just throw money at anybody and everybody
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: who wanted to do something. anything, a movie, a new
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: TV series, whatever.
• 13:46
  Speaker 7: It was open. It was open season.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: And they were all trying to get a bigger foothold.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: But that kind of spending was never going to be sustainable.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: So now you're at a point where it's like, man,
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: we've done all this other stuff. We've raised rates. We've
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: done the ad-supported stuff. And it's still not enough. And
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: they get these costs under. It's just crazy. If Amazon
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: is cutting people, Yeah. They're hurting guys. They got more
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: money than God. I know.
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: Super yachts.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: That's the part I don't understand. Wait a minute. Amazon.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: What do you mean you got to cut people?
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Aren't you making $ 28 billion a minute?
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Just from my household?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: How is that possible?
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Right. Speaking of content, Netflix, they gave the green light
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: to this new documentary called Untold Wide Deceiver about Dejan Love,
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: the guy who pretended to be a 49er.
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: So they're going to do a documentary about that.
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: Wide Deceiver.
• 14:37
  Speaker 7: I love it.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: That's going to be good.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Cute name.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: Pretty clever. Also in the news, six flags over Georgia.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: They're under the microscope after that fatal roller coaster fall
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: that killed Hassan Kareem earlier this week, which we'll get
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: to in just a minute. But TMZ uncovered this other
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: lawsuit filed against six flags back in 2024 by a
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: couple who say the raft on Thunder River injured a
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: man after it slammed into some terrain. That threw him
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: out of the raft and he... injured his shoulder, his neck,
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: his back, his thigh, and said the seatbelt was fastened.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: So that lawsuit actually got dismissed. With prejudice, meaning it
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: can never be filed again, but we don't know whether
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: or not they got a financial settlement in that case.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: If you're sitting, are you standing?
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: You can get messed up.
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: And that's the thing. There has to be, people either
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: saw him get thrown out or they didn't.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: That's weird.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Right, but my question is if you're sitting, yeah, you'll
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: shift around, but you were thrown out of those things?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: You stepped down into them, right? So it's already kind
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: of higher on the sides. And if you were standing,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I could see. It's like people just don't, accidentally fall
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: off cruise ships.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: It sounds like.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: You got to be like crawling up on the railings
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: or in some way that you're not supposed to be.
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: The seatbelt might have broke or something.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't they also have these really deep bucket seats?
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: And like you said, you can go down into it
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: like a sunken living room. There are steps.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: When you go onto those like river raft rides, there
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: are like a couple little steps that go down. There's
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: that little middle section that's got the round handle that
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: you can grab onto.
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: But now everything's going to be re-scrutinized.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: There was a brutal accident where it flipped over and
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: a couple of people died.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Well, now here's the interesting part.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: The rappers are really good.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The interesting part about this latest thing that happened
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: this week at Six Flags Over Georgia, they might avoid
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: being held responsible for Hassan's death. on what investigators find.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: That's what they're waiting on the investigators.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: There's a chance that they may not be found, like
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: they're not liable.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: Like that he unbuckled himself?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Well, this is why. So legal experts say that Georgia
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: law requires amusement parks to exercise what's called ordinary care,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: which is a lower legal standard than what's called extraordinary diligence.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: That is required by public transportation. They have to have
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: extraordinary diligence. But for amusement parks, just ordinary, Ordinary care.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: So like regular inspection.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Regular inspections, checking that your seatbelt is fastened.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Training of the employees.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: So the main issue is whether Six Flags knew or
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: should have known about any safety issues. That's why the
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: investigation is key here, because what if they come back
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: and find old paperwork or old emails saying like, I
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: think there might be an issue. But don't say anything.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: Or can you.
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: Just do the right thing and help this family out
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: after this? I mean, does it have to be, oh,
• 17:20
  Speaker 8: it's not our problem.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they're going to get, they'll get something. Something's
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: going to happen.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: Annual passes, right? I'm sure they'll want to go back.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: As soon as possible.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: They'll have the meal plan on there.
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: Fast passes.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: You'll get invited a couple of like the after hours
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: park parties and stuff like that.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: Free parking.
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: But this is a good fright fest. Greg has been saying.
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: Ain't going on them, right?
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: What's the point? All avoidable. I mean, it's fun, but
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: I think that the word of the law here is
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: in their favor. Oh, boy.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: And Jeff and I were talking about this, man. The
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Reaper was after this dude.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because of the cancer. Lots of COVID.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Car accident.
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: Woody, do you know if theme parks have small print
• 17:58
  Speaker 9: kind of like releasing people?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they do. Hell yeah. We used to have
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: physical tickets, man. The back was always just like super tiny.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: Huge paragraph.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, needed one of those Willy Wonka magnifying glasses.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Well, it's also not just Six Flags in the news.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: It's also Great Wolf Lodge in the Pocono Mountains. That's
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: where a 27-year-old woman is accused of double murder. Her
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: name is Metallica Rose Harrison.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: It sure is.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Slashy.
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: Metallica, baby.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Guilty.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: She is accused of stabbing her husband, Charles, and their
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: three-year-old son, Tristan, to death inside their room on Monday.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: So Metallica reportedly took money out of the husband's 401k
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: to fund this week trip to Great Wolf Lodge.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: That's what it's for.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Also used some of that money to renovate the kitchen
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: and some other expenses.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Smart.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: That's where you take the money from, your 401k.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Always a good idea. To go to Great Wolf Lodge. Yeah,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: for three weeks.
• 18:52
  Speaker 11: That's a long time for Great Wolf Lodge.
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: Three days you'd want.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: To off yourself.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, three days would be plenty.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's fine. Oh, I've been. It's fun.
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we spent the night. It was fun, but that
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: was enough time.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a two-day. Yeah, it's great for kids.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: Two and a half.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, weekend.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: So it looks like the motive might have been financial,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: but relatives say that even though taking money out of
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: her husband's 401k was unusual, they didn't think anything was
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: wrong in the marriage. They seemed happy. Metallica ended up
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: calling 911. What a dumb name. Said that her husband
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: and son were already dead in the room, and she
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: then allegedly asked 911 how to end her own life.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, they love to answer those questions.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Because you've got to look like you're incredibly distraught, right?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Basically do what you just did.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Investigators are pointing at her. She's facing two homicide charges.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: So how are we going to come to her defense,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: everybody in the public? What color shirts are we going
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: to wear for her? What was she going through?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Believe her, right? Yeah. Because she's a woman. Right.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: What?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Should we... Which we rallied behind.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm wondering. Post, post, postpartum depression? Because the kid's three?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Well, no.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Postpartum lasts until the kid's six.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. There you go.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: Done and done.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Is that true?
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Until six?
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah, postpartum depression can last until the kid's six years old.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: That's a long time.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I was going to say.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: Into their early adulthood.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Whenever you're out of the house.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: For the rest of your life?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Does regret have a deadline?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: And then finally, Sammy, you have to send even more
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: flowers to Diddy because he got a serious head injury
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: during a fight with a fellow inmate at Fort Dix.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: So this was a fight with a convicted Jamaican drug lord.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Christopher Coke, who goes by the name Dudas.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Dudas.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Pulled rank on Diddy.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's interesting.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: It's interesting when you think about the dynamics of the
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: levels of power. Even though Diddy's super famous. Global superstar.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: There's somebody ranks above him who you've never heard of.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Who's going to kick his ass.
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: Dudas.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in this prison. It's this Dudas dude.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Love it. The cause of the fight was that NBC
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: News report that claimed Diddy was living the good life. tablets,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: cell phones, booze, massages. Ended with prison raids, which other
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: inmates didn't like because their phones all got confiscated.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: That's a legitimate beef.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: So that's when the drug lord went after Diddy. Diddy
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: got the head injury. Now both of them are in
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: solitary for two weeks.
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: Oh, how nice would that be?
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Being reckless with his phone.
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: You get to punch him in the head and then
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: go to solitary for two weeks.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: It's like when you get the whole class in trouble, man.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Like it was one thing you were messing around with
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: your friends.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: We were talking about getting in trouble.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: As a kid.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: No, none of us get recess.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: But yeah, when you cost everybody like their snack.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: That was like you and your brother, Greg.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Totally. Find weed in his closet, then I can't go
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: to the party that I want to go to.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with it. Yeah, so Diddy
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: gets busted. Everybody, they're cracking down. Obviously, you're not supposed
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: to have those in the first place.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: Everything's going just fine.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Diddy, we had it all going on here.
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Well, that's the worst thing you could do in prison
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: is show off, right?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: All that stuff's got to keep, you keep it to yourself, man,
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: because you're right, it ruins it for everybody else.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: That's what I did. Diddy and Dudas. I kept it
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: all to myself.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the latest word.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: She's like, my squirrel died. And so I'm hugging her.
• 22:13
  Speaker 11: Then I notice she's clutching a trash bag that has
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: a squirrel in it.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Yeah, so I was reading about Joe
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Buck and Troy Aikman. You know, they're the team for
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Monday Night Football. And I guess they were caught, like,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: arguing with each other.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Jeff, you seem to know a little bit more about this.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they were beefing out.
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: And the sources were saying it's about someone getting paid
• 22:43
  Speaker 9: more than the other.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: Because I guess Trey Aikman's up for a new contract, right?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Joe Buck just signed a six-year, $ 108 million extension.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: And then Aikman's contract expires after this season. And I
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: guess he's mad because there's been no new offer yet.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Which is, I mean... It's not unheard of.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: They're just figuring it out, I guess. You have a
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: contract in place for this season, so get through the
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: season and then.
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: Figure it out.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Players do this all the time, and it pisses me off.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: You agreed to whatever it is, right? Five years for
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: X number of dollars. And then by year three, you're
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: beefing because, oh, well, you think now that you should
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: be paid more. But you made a deal.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Two years earlier for whatever it was. Now you're in
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: year three of your five-year deal, and now you're unhappy. Well,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: then you should have signed a shorter deal. And you
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: could have renegotiated. But the thing about that is that, yeah,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: you could take a shorter deal, but then you are—
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: That's a dice roll. Yeah, you're risking being injured or
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: not living up to what they think you're going to
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: be able to do. And so a longer-term deal while
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: you're hot will work out typically better for the player. But, man,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: when they start holding out is when it pisses me off. Like,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: you have a deal in place that you agreed to
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: for this season. Troy Aikman, you have a deal in place. Like, dude,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: after the season's over and they haven't said anything to
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: you yet, like, hey, man, great job this year. Let's
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: start talking about next year. Then, okay, fine. If they
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: don't do that, then fine. Be mad. But, like, what
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: are you mad at Joe Buck for?
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: For having a totally separate deal than you.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, you guys aren't tandem. You're not, like, attached.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: You've been working together for a while, but.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: It's not like he can't get another job. I mean,
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: if they don't re-sign him.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll be fine.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Or retire and take a treasure bath.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: No, got to keep it going.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Hypothetically. They were arguing with each other. Let's say
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: you're in their shoes, right? And you sign a six-year
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: 108 million bucks and you find out your broadcasting partner
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: is making 120 million.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Are you mad about that? Some people would be.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: Some people would be.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I don't think I would be.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Well, it's funny because there's one of those like, would
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: you rather things? And I love this one.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Would you?
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: Happily accept five million dollars yes if you knew that
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: the person you hate the most in the world would
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: get 10 million dollars yeah okay so a lot of.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: People are like oh screw that wait what was the question.
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: Would you take five million dollars okay totally free if
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: it meant the person you hate the most in the
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: world would get 10.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Million we know who that person is hmm I know,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: it's not that easy. Actually, you know what?
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: I gotta take it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: It's not that easy.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: There you go. Oh, it's not easy for me. Yes, 100%.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go with you.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: Hopefully they just blow through theirs.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Then you must not hate that person that much. Like,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: you don't like them, you hate them, but you don't
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: hate them that much.
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: True.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: I don't think I'll ever think about them ever again.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: The way that Greg and I hate.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: We hate deep. Yeah, exactly.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: We hate to the point where, like, man, I forget
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: what it was.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I wish them ill will.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, like Greg was talking about, like, oh, man,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I hope they lose their house. Oh, yeah, he did.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I hope they lose their house.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I think my exact words were, I hope they're in
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: financial ruin.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: And they couldn't be if they just got $ 10 million.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: And even though I don't feel the same way about,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: you know, whoever he's talking about, like, I understand what
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Greg is saying because I hate that deep, too.
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: And not a lot. There's only, man, it's... One to two.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking two for you.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Two? Two.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I got two on the list.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: And mine's not hatred so much. It's just... you know.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Disgust?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: It comes from the same place.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: But then there's a level of selfishness. I would still
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: get $ 5 million.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Too tempting. But the $ 5 million came knowing that the
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: other person is set up at least twice as much
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: as you are.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: But it's not that easy.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Your hate is getting in your own way. Yeah, because
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I'll figure it out. Like, you know what? I might
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: not have $ 5 million, but I'll figure it out that
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: I'll be okay But I am even more okay knowing
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: that they have nothing.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I'm taking the five. I'm taking the five.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: You're taking the five?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would. The people that we're thinking of.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I hate even deeper than Greg.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Because I would be so happy with $ 5 million. That's
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: therapy worthy.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe.
• 27:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because I feel like I used to be that way,
• 27:20
  Speaker 10: but now I just don't care anymore.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Go take your 10. I'll take my five. See ya. Yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Let's make it happen.
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, go be happy.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: You can still be happy. And what brings you happiness?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: That's another question.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, true.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: It could bring you happiness knowing that, you know, this
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: person that Greg hates so much is in financial ruin.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: That would bring him. That's what helps him sleep at night.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: That would bring him happiness.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: True.
• 27:43
  Speaker 11: But it could make your life infinitely better.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Having that money.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
• 27:49
  Speaker 11: But if you're hating so hard that you can't just
• 27:52
  Speaker 11: bring an element into your life.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: It's super focused.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: It's not a broad hate. The people who have broad hate,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: that's concerning, right? I don't have broad hate. I really don't.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: No, and you have reasons for the hate.
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: Laser focused.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: It is laser focused pinpoint precision on two individuals.
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Who I want nothing good for.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Zero.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Financial ruin.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: And who probably didn't want anything good for you.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, for sure.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wanted to like they turn the shower on.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: The hot water never comes on.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know what I mean?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: It would irk you too much.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I want all things bad. Here's the thing, though. Honestly,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I don't wish death on anybody. I don't wish death
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: or disease. I'm not like that. But I just want
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: life to suck.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: All the minor inconveniences you can have.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: All those other things.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I want you to get every red light. You know
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I want you to lose your wallet.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: Death by a thousand paper cuts.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I want your toilet to overflow. I want your
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: stuff to get hacked.
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: And for you to have to go through life lock
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: to get everything back together.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Maybe some light food poisoning.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Mild.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I don't wish disease. I don't wish.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Death as much as you know i can really hate.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Maybe take a wrong step off a curb and break
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: your ankle what's that take the wrong step off a
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: curb and you end up breaking your ankle like one
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: of those situations.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah not even not even something that's not even injury
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: yeah not even something as serious as that just just
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: enough for like it's just just constant frustration frustration yeah
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: yeah exactly yeah exactly it's raining outside and for whatever
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: reason that's when the battery in your car is fobbed
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: oh that's good.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: You know, you don't want to kill him.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: You just want to torture him. Yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: Now you get it, Sammy.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Texas. No wonder he's not happy in life. I'm very
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: happy in life. I really am. Like, am I, am
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I cynical and am I sarcastic? And yeah, but man,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: you know, I love my wife. I love my family.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I love my job. I've worked with cool people. Things
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: are good.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Like what you hear, like I said, what you hear
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: when you're listening to the show is this is my job,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: but I get to go off and, you know, get
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: into a little tangent here about how deeply when it
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: does get to that stuff, how deeply I will hate.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And I have, I told, I think I told you,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: like I've, I've been having more and more thoughts about,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: kind of releasing that a bit. Not a forgive.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: But see, that's what Sammy's saying. Let that part go
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: and take the $ 5 million.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: Because you're standing in your own way just to eat.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: But it wouldn't be possible knowing that the other person got,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: what did you say, $ 10 million?
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: $ 10 million.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be possible knowing that the person got $ 10
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: million just because I got five. I could love 5
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: million bucks as much as I would love them not
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: having anything. Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 10: I mean, I used again, I used to think that
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: way and used to think like that was winning if
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: the other person is not doing well.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: But it's just like, I think winning is not even thinking.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: About them anymore.
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Because then they're not even in my head.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Because you're giving them the power.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: I think they're winning by even affecting me in life.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Not at all.
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: But what do you, I think what yours is more
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: about is, I mean, not karma, well, kind of karma,
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: but like evening the score.
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: Like why should, like for me, it's like, why should
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: they keep getting ahead?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: No.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: Like why do they keep having all this stuff?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: It's not even a score keeping thing.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Any part in my life that that's them winning.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: That's them winning.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: 877-44-whatever. Okay, so text Paul. Text what you would do
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: over to 22987. You get five million bucks. You get
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: five million bucks, but the person that you hate the
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: most on Earth doubles that. Gets ten. You're going to
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: get five, but the person you hate the most would
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: get ten. Are you taking that deal? Yes or no?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Over to 22987. And then let us know. We'll come back.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: This week's Biggest Loser Picks.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Rep.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Coming up next, we'll find out who's going head-to-head this week.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Last week it was Jeff G. who beat Morgan. We'll
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: see who's going head-to-head this week. NFL Biggest Loser Picks
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: next on The Woody Show.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: I was going to ask you in advance, is this
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: going to be about sexual deviance?
• 32:11
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: As always. This is The Woody Show. And now, more
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: of The Woody Show.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: As we had that question, we're talking about how Joe
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Buck and Troy Aikman were arguing in the booth before
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: the Monday Night Football game. You know, Joe Buck just
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: signed a six-year, $ 108 million extension. Aikman's contract expires tomorrow.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: after this season, he's got no new offer yet. And, uh,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: through the question out there, cause you know, Greg had
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: said something about like, you know, if.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: You're making 108 and your partner's making 120, do you
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: really care?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Gina threw out there, there's, you know, a question that
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: people will say like, all right, well, if you got
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: 5 million bucks, you get 5 million bucks, but the
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: person you hate the most would get 10. You take
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: the five. It means the person you hate the most
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: gets 10.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Thought provoking.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: Would you take it?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: We asked you on the text over to two, two, nine, eight, seven,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: let you know, uh, This one says, why on earth
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: would you give money to the person that you hate
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: the most? Personally, if I hate someone, it's because they're
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: evil and evil people don't deserve more money or power.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: This one said, I would take the $ 5 million and
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: hire someone to rob the guy.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: And take their $ 10. Rob it, yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 10: But like, if this person's a bad person... They'll eventually
• 33:29
  Speaker 10: catch up to them.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Well, that's what I was going to say.
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: I'm with a lot of the texters.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: It's like they're just going to blow it anyway, and
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: then we'll be back to zero.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Of course I'm taking the deal. That means I walk
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: away with $ 15 million because I am my own worst enemy.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: It's like thinking, Chris.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Good caveat.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: 100% taking it, the complete dumbass that I hate would
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: most likely blow that ish in less than a year
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: because he's so effing stupid.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: There you go.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Plus, I'd not be a complete moron like him and
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: make it last. Oh, yeah, and eff that guy.
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: Well, it might be like a lottery winner, you know?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: The person I hate the most will be destitute within
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: two years with $ 10 billion. Yeah, I'm taking the money
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: and I'm watching them crash. How is this even a question?
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: If I get $ 5 million, I don't care what anybody
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: else is doing.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: True.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of in that camp.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I would take the $ 5 million in a heartbeat because
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I hate the person for a reason, and I know
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: the $ 10 million would only make that person OD or
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: end up in prison, so I'd be good.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 34:27
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: See?
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: Works itself out.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: And there's one person on here who really hates their brother-in-law.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, damn.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I think if we, like, picked a wound.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Or picked a scab.
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: Uh-oh.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: And opened it back up.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Somebody just texted.
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: That's like the joke where the guy rubs the bottle
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: and the genie comes out. But the genie says, hey, look,
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: I can offer you something, but your ex is going
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: to get twice as much. So you got to think
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: about it. The guy says, OK, I want to be
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: beaten half to death.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: We got the NFL Biggest Loser picks. Jeff G beat
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Morgan last week. So each week here on the Woody Show,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: two people here on the show go head-to-head. Who do
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: you think is going to be the biggest loser here
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: in week six of the NFL? In other words, the
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: team that will lose and buy the most number of points.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: So we'll draw the two names and find out who's
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: going for it this week. No, look at the phones.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: They just get like a lineup on a sheet. And
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: then you've got to tell me who you think the
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: biggest loser of the weekend is going to be. And
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: it's going to be Sammy.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Sammy.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: And you're in at least one fantasy league, aren't you?
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: I'm in two.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: And I'm doing well. I'm in first place in one
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: of the leagues and third.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Place in the other.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: And then the other one was my name.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: All right, so looking at the schedule. Let's see. I'm looking.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I want to say I already have what I think
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: will be the winner.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: And to me, this is a real obvious week.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm even underlining my pick.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: I'm torn between two. I think a lot of the
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: games are kind of even matchups.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: Even I have one that's popping out.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: All right, I got four already that really kind of
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: stand out to me. I'll pick something opposite of you though, Sammy.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: So she looks like she's having a harder time.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: I mean, I'll just go with, this is not easy.
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: I can't believe everyone in here thinks it's easy.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Cause there's, I have four, I have four games on
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: here that I think.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: So I got two.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: I got three.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Could all be biggest losers. Which one are you going with?
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: I will go with, I don't know why, but I'm
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: going with the Titans.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: You're going with the Titans.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Against the Colts.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Titans will lose. By how many?
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Of all the games?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I panicked.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: I don't have that much time. By 14. By 14?
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: All right. I think the Ravens will blow out the Browns,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: and I'm going to tell you why.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: The only thing that really kind of goes against that
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: would be its divisional matchup. Division matchups are typically closer.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: But I think the Browns are coming back down to
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: earth where they belong. Like the Raiders, you know what
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I mean? I think both those teams are not nearly
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: as good as everybody was getting them credit for in
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: the first few weeks of the season. But I'm not
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: going to go with that one. I could also go
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: with the Cardinals to be the biggest loser against the Rams.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I think the Rams will come out having something to prove.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, they put up a lot of points. But
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Bills at Raiders could be it.
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: And if it's not Bills and Raiders, it's going to
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: be Chiefs and Chargers. But then again.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: That's my pick.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: That would have been my pick, yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: My Chargers.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: Circled it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: But that's another divisional matchup.
• 37:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but the Chargers are awful. And they've been scoring
• 37:59
  Speaker 9: an average of 16 points. And you're in KC.
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: The loudest stadium on the planet.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: I want to remind everybody that they're back.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going Raiders, biggest loser.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Really? Really. Raiders.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: Okay. Yep.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to say they're going to lose by.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Let's go lose by... 15.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Points.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: By 15.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: It's locked in.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you got the Titans by 14. They're going
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: to lose by 14 to the Colts.
• 38:36
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Raider fans.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: Raiders have been doing pretty well, though.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: The Bills just seem to put up points at will. Yeah.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Even against decent teams. Not that there was any real
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: defense on display that last game.
• 38:52
  Speaker 9: No, but I think Bills are surging while Raiders are
• 38:55
  Speaker 9: kind of leveling out.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And then Jeff G., you've got the Chargers.
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: I'd say that's like by 17 at least.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was torn between the Chargers-Chiefs game and then
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: the Commanders losing to the Niners.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: That's a good one too, Greg. That's another good one.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: So I would go with... Commanders losing by 10.
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: I almost went with that one, Greg.
• 39:17
  Speaker 11: But because it's a Monday night game, it made me
• 39:19
  Speaker 11: think it was going to be a better matchup than
• 39:21
  Speaker 11: I was thinking.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Who do you think can be the biggest loser week
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: six of the NFL? You can text your answer, your guess,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: over to 22987. I did see there was another update,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: the Mark Sanchez thing.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: So Mark Sanchez, famous for the butt fumble. You guys
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: remember the butt fumble?
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: He reached an agreement in principle to sell a civil
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: suit filed by that truck driver.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: This was in October of last year, that fight in Indianapolis.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Are they disclosing any details?
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Both guys got hospitalized. Sanchez, you know, stabbed.
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, a motion dismissed by January 8th.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, no real details.
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, it got settled. The civil case got settled.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: That'll be. Costly. Yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, it depends. I mean, you know, it depends
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: on what they, uh, what they worked out. Some of
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: these things, when you hear about like what the terms were,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: you're like, man, I thought they get way more than that. But, uh,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: they ended up because they, they just wanted.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: To go away. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: I forgot. Did he get stabbed or did he stab somebody?
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: But he also beat the hell out of somebody.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: He got stabbed.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Cause he beat up that dude. And that dude was, yeah, right.
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: An older guy, right?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: And he was.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: Super wasted, remember?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: But he's got money.
• 40:44
  Speaker 9: He's spent a good amount of time in the league,
• 40:46
  Speaker 9: has a good TV deal.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Had a good TV deal.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Had, sorry.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, much like Tony Romo, had a good TV deal.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: And I got one of those notifications on my phone.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: This is The Woody Show.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: We've had a lot of... like a run of bad
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: luck when it's come to, you know, dogs of the
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Woody show, you know? So I just wanted to, uh,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: take it just a minute to, uh, to address something
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: that the menace posted about, uh, on his social media. And, uh,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: sorry to hear about, uh, Churro.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Also known as Cheerio on this show. You've heard us
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: talk about, you know, Menace and his French Bulldogs over
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: the years. She was what, 12? She was 12 years old, yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: What's the life expectancy of a French Bulldog?
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's about anywhere from 8 to 14 years.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Right there.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, it's a good life.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 10: But also was going through a lot. Yeah, in the
• 41:50
  Speaker 10: past two years. She had cancer and we gave her
• 41:53
  Speaker 10: treatments and she was doing really well, but just recently.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: Went downhill.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: So did you do like what Jeff did? Like with the, um,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: a lot of love.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Like, was it something like that or was.
• 42:05
  Speaker 10: It like, um, uh, to be honest, I thought she
• 42:08
  Speaker 10: passed away at my house, but she was still alive.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: So I took her to, to the hospital.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Okay. That sucks.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. Again, we're all, we're all sorry to hear
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: But your dog, Jeff's dog.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Morgan's dog. Your dog has had surgery, though.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she had her space surgery.
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: She doesn't know what planet she's on.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Loopy.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Is she in a cone?
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: No, you can put them in the little medical onesie.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: It's adorable.
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: It's purple leopard print. Oh, of course.
• 42:35
  Speaker 8: And I got a donut that actually looks like a donut.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: How did I not realize until yesterday that Gina's dog
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: had a social media account?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think we knew.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: I didn't know. It's to keep most of that crap
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: off of my regular one. I'm like, if you want
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: to see the dog, you can go to Pip the Catone.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Pip the Catone.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: Her name's Pip.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: She's a Catone.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Well, anyway, sorry to hear that sucks.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: I actually, I feel really bad, too, because, man, I mean, I.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: We're fortunate that we have another dog too, Chimmy.
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:12
  Speaker 10: And I just can't imagine like going home and having
• 43:16
  Speaker 10: no dogs.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: It's a weird quiet that descends on the house after
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: a dog's gone.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't relate because I've never, other than
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: hamsters and things like that, fish, I never had a
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: pet that died.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: It's normal.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I've never experienced that.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Um, and I just know with how, you know, my
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: dog and I, we have a suicide pact, as you know,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: and I say it half joking, like, because like, I
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: don't know, like my, my wife says, well, we should
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: get another dog to, you know, add, you know, life
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: to her, That's what they say. Older years.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: Or does it just annoy them?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I think she'd be more annoyed. She's kind of antisocial.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: There's some dogs that are meant to be alone.
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: Like, why are you pestering me in my golden years?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But then the other part is like, I'm not
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: interested in another dog.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: Well, you won't be here to raise it.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying like- It won't get better. In all honesty,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: like once she's gone and her birthday is next week,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: but like once she's gone, I think that's it. I
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: think that's like, this is going to be- This is
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: going to be my one dog. But this was the dog.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Rex was the dog. Rex was my main dog.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Thank God for Callie. And when the day comes that
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Callie is no longer here, I'm done with dogs too.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I can't do it again. It's too sad. Losing a dog,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: and they've done studies on this, it can be just
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: as hard, if not harder, even though that sounds mean,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Than losing a person.
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: That 100% makes sense.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Because a lot of times you love them more than
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: you love people.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: Different relationships.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: Dogs are better than people.
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: And when I lost a dog, I said, I'll never
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: do this again.
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: And then now we have this puppy. I go, what
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: am I thinking? But that'll be future Gina's problem.
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: Hey, Menace, if your other dog gets lonely, you're welcome
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: to come by the crib, man. Rough house it with
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: my other dogs, man. Because I know that's a tough thing, too.
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: I've had that happen where you have two and then
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: it's down to one and they're kind of.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: Wondering, hey, where's my buddy?
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: That's what I was wondering. Does the other dog know?
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, they know.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: They know.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they know.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: How's everything going in your house?
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: Cool. I have two more. Yeah. So they're keeping each
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: other busy, but my.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I saw you got the ashes, right?
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Yes, I got the ashes, yeah. Last week, I think.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: The box.
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: My second dog definitely missed. Yeah, he missed Sandy a lot.
• 45:44
  Speaker 9: But he kind of snapped out of it after a
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: few days. So that's why I was offering menace, you know,
• 45:47
  Speaker 9: if your dog's kind of- Sad. Bring him over, man.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't wish my dog on your dog. I won't
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: do that.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: She's a monster.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I just remember when you got Churro.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: I think I was one of the first people to
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: meet her. And she held her in the palm of
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: my hand. She was like tiny.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: So wait, Chimmy was first.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Though, right?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: No.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: What? No, Churro was the OG.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Churro was the OG?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Man, how did I have that backwards?
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Chimmy came what? One or two years later? No,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: just one. Oh, one year.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't that long afterwards.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah churro man tiny palm of your hand baby.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: So sorry uh sorry sorry about your loss you never
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: really quite know what to say i was like man
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: because um you know uh i was told that you
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: had posted you know so i you know i wasn't
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: on online at the time then i went and saw
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: it and then i'm like man what the hell am
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: i supposed to say i was i was struggling struggle
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: about like you know what to say well what i.
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: What i texted menace and present company excluded because i
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: know this goes for everyone in this room but Just
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: after knowing you for just, you know, this long and
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: hearing about it, I can't imagine a more spoiled, well-taken-care-of animal.
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: So it was a really, really wonderful relationship. You are
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: like the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Basic means you will go with the most basic popular
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: option and you have no thoughts or originality in your brain.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: You just go for what everyone else is doing.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Greg says his words.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: I already regret that I told you guys I had
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: something to share. And when Greg says things like that, well,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: you know, we get excited.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Also, he's telling the truth.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Also what?
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: That he's telling the truth he only regrets.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: I do, I do. Because you never live anything down.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: There are so many Greg greatest hits.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Well, this one might be up there. This might be
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: second place.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Would you call it a confession?
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's call this a confession. I would file it
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: under the category of, I could easily look this up.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: And learn it. But as you know, I like to
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: just wonder.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: Endlessly.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Endlessly wonder and obsess. And then I'll just bring it
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: to you guys and you can answer my question. So
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: just hear me out on this.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: All right. Many, many, many, many years ago, I told
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: you that I... I thought all cats were female.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: One of Greg's greatest hits.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: And rightly so. I never lived that down because it
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: makes no biological sense.
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: It couldn't be possible.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: It couldn't be possible. But when I think of cats,
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: they're girly, they're dainty, they're delicate. And I thought, they're
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: all female, right?
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: They're like modern men.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: There you go. There you go.
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: They're not banana slugs.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: This is kind of, exactly. This kind of fits in
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: that category.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Let me finish the entire thought before you weigh in.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know what a pony is. When I first
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: met Woody's daughter, for example, she was a little kid
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: and she wanted a pony. And I thought, oh, and
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: I'd even told her someday I'll get you a pony. Um,
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: and I was thinking about that for some reason, I think,
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: because what do you mentioned your daughter's I think 14 now.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: And I thought, wow, I remember when I met her,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: she was a toddler and I told her about getting
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: her a pony. And then I realized, oh my God,
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: does a pony stay a pony for life? Or is
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: a pony a baby horse? I thought a baby horse
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: was called a foal.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: A foal.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: So is a foal a pony?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Is this that embarrassing for you?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: It's a little strange.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Because I don't know what a pony is.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: At this age, you should know the difference between.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: So is a pony always a pony?
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: But a foal becomes a horse?
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Whatever the male, female, a mare.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: So a pony can be a pony and grow old
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: and die a pony.
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: Isn't a pony a small breed of horse?
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah. A pony is a full grown pony. It's a
• 49:46
  Speaker 7: baby pony.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: I thought maybe pony was a slang word for baby
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: horse or maybe. Like puppy. Like puppy. Thank you.
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: It's like the Yorkie of the horse family.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Like they stay small forever.
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: Small breed.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: Small breed.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: They have miniature horses.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: So is that a pony?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: No.
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: It's a miniature horse.
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: Don't confuse him yet.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: So a pony is a breed.
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know if it's.
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: A type of horse categorized as a breed, but it's a,
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: it's a small horse.
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: It's bred to be a small horse. It's a pony.
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: It always stays.
• 50:17
  Speaker 10: So there's like quarter horses, Arabian horses.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: There's, ponies.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, there's a little comfort knowing that you don't think
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: it's that bad, Woody. No, I don't think it's that bad.
• 50:27
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: You've said way more embarrassing things.
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: It's strange.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: I'm shocked that you don't know.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: They're stocky.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll take your word for it. That a
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: pony just stays a pony.
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: I'm not an equine expert, but I think a pony is.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Always a pony.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: See, because I always thought when a kid says, I
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: want a pony, they just want a baby horse. Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: Well, and that's probably where the wires got crossed, because
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: little kids are always asking for ponies.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: Because there's smaller versions of horses.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: Wait until you meet a donkey, Greg.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, to piggyback off of that,
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I don't understand donkeys. The difference between donkey and mule.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: So both of the same species, right? You know, horse taller,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: pony shorter. A baby horse is called a foal, not
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: a pony. A pony is not a young horse. It's
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: generally just a smaller type of horse. Some breeds are
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: exceptions to the height rule. Arabian horses can be shorter
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: than 14.2 hands and still be classified as horses.
• 51:27
  Speaker 7: It's crazy that they measure it with hands.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. So a pony is generally a small, sturdy,
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: you know, equine, while a horse is generally taller. But
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: both can be full-grown adults.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: So it doesn't mean like, you know.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: An adult, small pony.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: And I think, don't quote me on this, but I
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: think a donkey is a donkey and a mule is
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: half donkey, half horse.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that right?
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: I think so.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: See, I didn't know that.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Greg, I bet you... 90 plus percent of people thought
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: exactly what you thought.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Because I am one of them.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: No way. Are you serious?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: What?
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I sincerely take that away. I thought if I say this,
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I'll be ridiculed out of the room.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: You're just making Greg feel better, right? That's shocking. I've ridden,
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: I'd be riding horses.
• 52:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: One time.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Because when people talk about ponies, they just mean small horse.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: That's what 90 plus percent of people mean.
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: Well, that is what a pony is, really.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: But they mean small, young.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Like a baby.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Not small as in a small breed of.
• 52:30
  Speaker 8: It's funny because when I think of pony, I think
• 52:33
  Speaker 8: of old, sad pony. petting zoo ponies, so I don't
• 52:36
  Speaker 8: even think of them as babies.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, for pony rides.
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: Just going around in a circle.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: That's their whole life.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: We should show you a zebra.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: See, here, on the text, Greg, that's a great question
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: because I am now just learning that a pony is
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: not a baby horse.
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: Look what you've done, Greg.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: I bet you that's 90 plus percent.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: Really? I guarantee it.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Greg, don't feel bad. I was today years old
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: when I realized a pony was not a baby horse.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Because the only person I shared this with, and I
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: didn't even say it out loud, I wrote it down
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: on a piece of paper and slid it to Sammy saying,
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know what a pony is. And she looked
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: at me like I was insane.
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: You said, is this weird?
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Should I know that? And I said, well, yeah, you
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: should know that.
• 53:15
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: But just saying I don't know what a pony is,
• 53:17
  Speaker 8: it's like, well, you didn't think it was like a bird.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, I don't know, like.
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: The difference between a horse and a pony.
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: I would just think through, I don't know, just even
• 53:26
  Speaker 11: TVs or movies and other stuff. Like Gina said, petting
• 53:28
  Speaker 11: zoos that you would have kind.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Of at least figured out.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: But even at a petting zoo, I thought a pony
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: was just a young horse. Thought the same thing, Greg.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Thought ponies were busy horses.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: I'm 45.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: No shame.
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: Okay, this is crazy.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: This is shaping up to be a great day.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right?
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: See?
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: So no reason to be embarrassed, Greg.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: See, there's comfort.
• 53:48
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: There's comfort out there.
• 53:49
  Speaker 7: You put yourself out there.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: The only bad part is you still owe that pony
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: to you.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: I know. Woody's daughter. I know.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: How much do ponies go for?
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Scott's tots over here.
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it'll never come.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: But she doesn't want a pony now. She wants a horse.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: Well, she likes the big ones.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: She would probably take, you know, whatever you would give her.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: Okay. Do they sell them on Craigslist?
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they do. Are they on Facebook Marketplace?
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they probably do.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Get her like an injured horse?
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not that bad. Well, while we're at it, we
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: do have, we did a round of Woody's Show Confessional.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Not that long ago. And we didn't get to all
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: the submissions that were in the hat. We can go
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: through the hat of confession.
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: I'm serious.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: And try to guess who the confessions belong to. I mean,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: if you guys would like to do that. Or we
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: could move on to something completely different.
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: I'm intrigued.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: I would love to do that.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guarantee.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: I feel great now.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: They've got to be more.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know, scandalous.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: Shocking.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Then Greg didn't realize that a pony just wasn't a
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: young horse.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: I legit thought that was one of the stupidest things
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: I've ever thought.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: No, dude. I mean, all suppositories were metal. That was
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: another one.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I blame you for that.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: That was another one that he believed. Yeah, all domestic
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: house cats are female. That was pretty bad.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Again, I blame you for the suppository thing. Yeah. Because
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: you said it was a bullet.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: Shaped. I know, but that.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Shaped.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Implanted in my brain.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: And time to dig into the hat of confession. I
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: will read you the confession. And then did anybody outside
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: of this room submit one, Jeff?
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: No, everybody that submitted one is in this room.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Just so we know who we're trying to select from.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: All right, so I'll draw the confession, I'll read the confession,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: and then nobody just jump out and guess yet. We'll
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: get the confessions first, and then we'll try to figure
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: out who it belongs.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: To, okay?
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 55:53
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: So I'll pick the first one here. First one says,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: I got caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Oh. Hmm.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Yesterday.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I got caught... Shoplifting condoms at Walgreens. Whose confession would
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: that be? Woody, Jeff, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass, or Sammy?
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: I have two guesses.
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: I have one guess.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Just hold on.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Hold on to it. Let's see. Next one is I
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: haven't pooped in three days.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: Now I know who that is.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: I haven't pooped in three days.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I know that's not.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: What you talking about?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: And then this last one says, I watched the backdoor
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: teen mom video.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: The backdoor teen mom video.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: I watched the backdoor teen mom video. That's Farrah Abraham.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Farrah Abraham from MTV Teen Mom. Or yeah, Teen Mom.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Teen Mom.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: I watched the backdoor teen mom video. I haven't pooped
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: in three days. And I got caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Those are the three that we're trying to guess.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Does everybody have their guesses in?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Now, of those three on the text, we want you
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: to guess over to 22987. Who do you think each
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: one belongs to? So number one is I got caught.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Shoplifting condoms at Walgreens. So you text over one, and
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: then who you think it belongs to. Two, I haven't
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: pooped in three days. Confession number three, I watched the
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: backdoor teen mom video.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: Which is the worst out of all three, by the way.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: All right, so one, two, or three. Who do you
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: think it belongs to? Text over to 22987. I mean, Greg,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: all these, well, I mean, all these are, like, I
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: would say worse than what you were so worried about.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: I'm pleasantly shocked.
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Me not knowing what a pony is has been, like,
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not alone.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Because Greg was so concerned about admitting that he didn't know.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: I figured the world knew.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: No.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: And I was all by myself.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: People were, like, you know, very, very supportive of Greg.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was definitely not alone.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: It's like, Greg, I'm the same as you, wondering the
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: difference between a pony and a horse. I grew up
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: around horses, but never had my own until I moved
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: to Arkansas. Now I have a horse, pony, two mini horses,
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: three donkeys.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: See, that's the thing, too. It's like, I think if
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: it wasn't for my dad, who, he trains racehorses, so,
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: you know, been around horses there, and then my, more,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: and more so than that, how crazy my daughter's been
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: about horses her entire life, That's the only reason I
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: would say that I knew.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Okay. That's good to know.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: But other than that, it was like Sammy. Because Greg,
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: no need to worry. Nobody but Sammy actually knew what
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: the pony was. I mean, Gina hesitated, didn't sound confident,
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Woody didn't know, and I wouldn't believe Seabass even if
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: he said he did know.
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: No, I just wasn't sure if it was considered a
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: breed or not.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: But I knew it wasn't.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: A horse. A baby horse.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Every one of these confessions could be, in a way,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would say like the most mild, I
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: haven't pooped in three days. That happens. That happens, but
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens watching the backdoor Teen Mom video?
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Worth a pony.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: All right, so who do you think it belongs to? One,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: I got caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens. Two, I haven't
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: pooped in three days. Three, I watched the backdoor teen
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: mom video. One, two, three. Get your guesses on the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: text over to 22987. We'll find out who it belongs
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: to next. Today, I hope you die painfully.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Painfully. Painfully.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 13: Painfully.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I hope you die. More Woody Show is next.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: I ain't your pal, dickface.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Dickface.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Dickface.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: I ain't your pal.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Dickface. Dickface. Dickface.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Woody Show confessional. We drew three from
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: the confessions hat. Who do they belong to? It's just
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: people here in the room. Everybody was texting over. I
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: did like a little quick glance over to see.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: A lot of guesses.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Which ones were coming in for which. So confession number
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: one was I got caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens. Number
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: two is I haven't pooped in three days. Confession number three,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I watched the backdoor teen mom video. One, two, three. Woody,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Jeff G., Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass, Sammy are the options. Now,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: for confession number one, I got caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: The two biggest vote-getters were Jeff G. and Menace on
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: that one. And whose confession is that?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: That is mine.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I knew it!
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, you know, times are hard, you know,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 9: and I didn't want to bring another baby in this
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 9: world if I didn't have money.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: You did the right thing.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: I was actually going back and forth between Seabass and
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: Jeff on this one. But I'm like, oh, Seabass wouldn't shoplift.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: But maybe in his younger days, being, you know, with
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: his frat bros.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: But I thought the shoplifting of condoms wasn't necessarily about
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: money as much as it was embarrassment. People are trying
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: to save the embarrassment of going to the counter with rubbers,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: which is why that was my guess.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: My guess was Greg Gorey for confession number one.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 10: And if people actually listen to the show, I've shared
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 10: buying condoms. My buddies and I sent in half-baked, and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 10: he was dressed like the Unabomber. And he bought some
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 10: of it.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: All right, confession number two is I haven't pooped in
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: three days. The two biggest vote-getters on the text from
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: the listeners were Sammy and Gina. My guess was Sammy.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Just because I think that would be.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: It would be noteworthy.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: It would be noteworthy because of how many times she
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: says that she goes on any given day.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: But there's no way. I put Gina for that.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: You put Gina for that one.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: I picked Woody. I think Sammy.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: Sammy.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 10: I picked Jeff because he told me the other day
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: he had a telehealth thing.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: So I thought it was him. It was for the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: opposite reason. Too much going out.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: That would have meant he had more than one confession
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: in there. All right. Whose confession is number, ironically, number two?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Didn't even put that together.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Number two.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: This water bottle is full of powdered Metamucil. Or Miralax
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: or one of those.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: You've had that problem before.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: I know. That's why I figured.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: ELGLPs, right?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 8: Well, also, I think it's, I just, like your wife, Menace,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: I mean, Woody, everything can be solved with drinking more
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: water and getting more sleep. And I'm just not drinking
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: enough water. So this is my second bottle today. The
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: first one was full of Miralax. So good thing nobody
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: asked me for a drink.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: And, you know, good luck.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: Good luck to me.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Confession number three. I watched the backdoor teen mom video.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: I don't know why, but this just, this screams Sammy.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: Like it would be, because it would be such a great, yes.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: Like you guys, you'll never guess what I did. And
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: I'd be like, you're right. I would never have guessed that.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Like completely out of character.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Now we know Menace has met the backdoor teen mom
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: and is legal best friends with her.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: You met her?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: Did I?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: I told you, I did a monologue interview.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 10: And I mentioned her comedy thing, and then she started
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 10: looking at my Instagram.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: Right, legal best friends.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 10: So I don't know. But I didn't actually meet her.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 10: I've met other moms, but not her.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: The teen moms from MTV.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I picked Woody because Woody was an OG
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: teen mom fan.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I also think Woody.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: You said Woody, Gina, porn.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: Sammy.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: And porn.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: And porn.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: I'm putting Seabass. I don't know why.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Seabass, all right.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm putting Seabass as well.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 11: The reason that I don't think it's Menace is because
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 11: he would have just said Farrah Abraham. I don't think
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 11: he would refer to her as backdoor Teen Mom.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, Seabass?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's me or Woody because it's
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: not really much of a confession for either of us.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to guess Greg.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Greg.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: All right, well, the listeners, they were guessing it was
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: somewhere between Gina, Menace, and me.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Whose confession is, number three, I watched the backdoor teen
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: mom video. That would be mine. Let me tell you
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: why this happened.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means to me. Teen
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: mom backdoor?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Farrah Abraham was on MTV's Teen Mom.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: I only know her name because of you. She is
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: super obnoxious. Anyway, years later, she ended up doing this video,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: and the name of the video is Backdoor Teen Mom.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: So people then refer to her that way as she's
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: the backdoor teen mom. That's Farrah Abraham. Now, I did
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: watch the first couple. It was like redneck news on TV, right?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Like watching these girls. That's where we got Gary. Remember Gary?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Gary.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Who's Gary's chick?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Amber.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Amber. Amber and Gary.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Dude, it couldn't look away, right?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: It was so good.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: So that was years ago. Well, just somewhat recently, I
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: would say in the past few months, Farrah Abraham popped
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: up on something she was talking about, whatever, and they
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: mentioned the video.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: I go, you know what?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Like when you heard about Pam Anderson's video, and you're like,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: out of just curiosity. Yeah, I was like, you know what?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't watch that.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I never saw anything from that.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: You didn't?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't either. Oh, my God.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: I had a.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: Moral dilemma with that. Like, they didn't mean for it
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: to be out.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: I don't want to watch it.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: Pam Anderson.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, that one I saw.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't. Oh, okay. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: The Farrah Abraham one, or this interview, whatever she was
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: doing on something, you know, it popped up. I saw it.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: I go, huh.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: And then she mentioned that video, right? And I go,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: you know what's weird?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Never saw a thing from that. After all the discussion,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: all the things that happened. So I'm like, huh, I wonder.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: So of course I went on to Twitter, X, you know,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: whatever it is. And it's absolutely on there.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course. You know what?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: And as those things go, I think she did a
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: pretty good job.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Check that out.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: Did she look like she was into it?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, she looked like she was way into it. You know,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: just a couple minutes of it is like, all right,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: kind of felt weird.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: It's very amateurish.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but shot during the day, it's all blown out
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: in like some loft. I'm looking right now.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Wait, what's all blown out? If you make a video
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: like that, Gina, it'll help you with your problem.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just like a pure curiosity thing. It
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: wasn't a Joe session or anything like that. It was
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: just like, you know what? I've never seen anything.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: What's fair? It's weird because I don't have a hang
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: up about any of that kind of stuff. It's weird
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: how wrong I felt about it.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: Is it because like you know who she is i don't.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Know i i have no idea it just like i
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: don't know the fact that i was like seeking it
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: out was kind of weird yeah yeah it kind of
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: felt uh you know um yeah like a weird guilt
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: about it yeah it.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Was strange especially because she's teen mom well not anymore
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: she wasn't even then she was she wasn't no she
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: was like in her 20s oh yeah how misleading.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah well i mean so are all the Babysitter porn
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: and step-sibling.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: They weren't really watching those kids.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 10: Going to the Teen Mom OG, I do miss Janelle.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: Janelle had some really funny moments.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, Janelle and the mom.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when she was like.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: She wanted to move her court date because she wanted
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: to go to the Kesha concert.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: That was pretty good.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 13: Hell yeah.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: And then her and, I mean, her mom and her boyfriend, Keefa.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: I seen you, Akifa. Like one of the best.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Who was the other? Macy. I love Macy.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: But Macy did end up doing really well, right?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Did she? Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: Macy.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: Macy did pretty well for herself.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: 877-44-Woody.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: You can text us. You can do that over to 22987.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: We'll jump into this week in audio. Seabass has some
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: of that lined up for us next. The Woody Show.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: I don't want to deal with them anymore.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: They're scum.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: They're sick people. There's something wrong with them. They're cuckoo.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: They're liars. They're cheats. They're sick people.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show is back.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: All right, Seabass. What do you got for this week
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: in audio? Best audio is.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: It's from politics, but I bleeped out all the political
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: parts because you can enjoy this just for watching it.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: middle-aged woman getting drunk or being drunk. Greg, I know
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: this is some of your favorite type of stuff.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: So this is an Indiana state representative. So she's doing
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: a nothing interview on like the local and PBS, whatever, nothing, something,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: et cetera. No one would ever watch this, no one
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: would ever care about this, except that Ms. Jamie West
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: was clearly hammered out of her mind in the 12-minute conversation.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: USA Today posted this on their YouTube channel.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: I wish it was longer.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it keeps going on and on. It's from politics,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: but it's not about politics. Here she is.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 11: If elected, what is one decision that you expect to
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 11: make that may be unpopular with some voters, but you
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 11: believe ultimately would be in the best interest of Fayette County?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 13: Hmm.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't raise your taxes.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: What is the one decision that I would make?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Firing all.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't let them. I mean, I don't even talk
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: to them.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: I don't like them.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, y'all did this to us. You all voted
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: for us. You made this happen. This stealing people's jobs.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I mean....
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: I bleeped the name of the political party so you
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: could just enjoy it for what it is.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: So she didn't swear on TV.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: Fire all of the other party.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: Again, only why 12 minutes?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: In which part does she represent? She's got that like.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: So angry. So tired.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: She sounds like one of those women that's in a
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: beauty pageant and they don't know how to answer the
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: top beauty questions.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: Such as the America?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: It makes me so mad I can't even say words.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: This week in audio.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: Metallica's at the Sphere. I do want to see this show.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: It looks very fun.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: I'm excited.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: And they, Greg and Woody, I know you're going to
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: enjoy this. they specifically are not going to be mentioning
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: something in their shows.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: We're grateful for that, your travels, the money you spent,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: the time it took. Thanks for coming to celebrate with us.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: And I just got to say, Metallica is not here like.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Some other entertainers to influence you with their bulls * * t, okay?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Metallica's agenda... is love, energy, and heavy.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Music, baby!
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah!
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: We're here to party.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: So you're not going to get a 10-minute political lecture
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: in the middle of a Metallica show.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: See, I agree with that.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Although we're getting a lecture about not lecturing.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: People are pissed at him.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: I give him a pass. No, I'm fine with that.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: That's all good. That's awesome.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: It's been interesting to see how many people are getting
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: on Metallica for not being political.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: Silence is violence.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: No, I want a speech, so I'm not going.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we want a rally.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, you could say like Enter Sandman's about sort
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: of anti-war or whatever.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, Jamie.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: Let's move on.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. This week in audio.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: Greg, we have to get an update from one of
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: your favorite people of all time, the Cash Me Outside girl,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Bad Barbie.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: Bad Baby, whatever you want to call her.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Damn it.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: What was going on with her recently? See, Menace knows.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: Hopefully illness.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: So she was caught on a live stream of some
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: other streamer. I'm not going to mention because he's a jackass, too.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: But her boyfriend.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: got into a car wreck very early in the morning.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: He called her to show up. The boyfriend, we'll get
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: into that later, but she's out there dealing with the cops,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: dealing with the boyfriend, and here she is yelling at
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: the person who was filming her on their phone.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: Like, seriously, right now?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: Right now, Thoreau?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: You're trying to, like.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 7: Right now?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: No, it's crash me outside.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: What can I do for a living?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: I get to do like, and I make a million dollars.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 8: You got to sit out here at five o'clock in
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 8: the morning and film car accidents.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: She's basically, y'all, yeah, she's making, I mean, she's right.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: You don't make a video of a car accident.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: You don't.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: But her whole defense is, I got a million dollars.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: I made a million dollars on.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: OnlyFans, obviously.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. I forgot she was doing OnlyFans.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: She said she made like 70 million.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: It was way more than that. God, why couldn't she
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: have been in the car and been like, just a...
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Unrecoverable mess.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Now here's what she posted. My fiance was in a
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: car accident and ended up getting arrested because he hit
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: his head and was slurring his speech and they thought
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: he was under the influence.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: Oh, is that outwards? I like that. We haven't used
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: that in defense.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: Madness, you gotta keep that one back pocketed always.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: I'm slurring my words because of the crash.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: I was out in the car during the accident and
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: I pulled up on the scene after it happened. The
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: streamers came to stream the accident not knowing a celebrity
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: was involved. Started rage baiting. They started rage beating me.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: People don't know what that term is. I gave them
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: the show they were looking for. I'm not going to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: keep repeating blah, blah, blah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: I was not involved.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, anyway.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: Now, all this to be said, she does have.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: A new song.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, come on.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, that's the thing. I thought she was doing music.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: I forgot completely that she was doing OnlyFans.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: You can do both.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: No, I know you can, but I thought she was
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: really making a go of the music thing.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 10: She's diversifying. She did start with music, though. And she
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: had a semi-hit song.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Here's the newest from Bad Behavy, What You Like.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Sounds like all the others. Is this any worse than
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Cardi B?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: It just sounds like everything else.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: No offense, this is why I say rap is the
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: easiest form of music. Because again, there's great rappers out there,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: but if you just want to do something and call
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: it music, rap's the easiest damn thing.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: In the world.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: Why can't she and Lil Tay be in a boat
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: that capsizes? They survive, but then get eaten by a shark.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: And by the way, Metis, to your point, she posted
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: a picture of her in some scrubs. She says she's
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: going to nursing school.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: Why would you have to go to nursing school? She's
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: got all this money from OnlyFans.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: Because the winners in this world, we still want to
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: do things. If we get a lot of money, we
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: just want to sit on our ass. She has obvious
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: ass implants, by the way.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 7: Allegedly.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: All right, Steve, ask what else you got for us
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: this week in audio. Let's play some actually good music
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: we can all agree on. The newest stuff from Chet Hanks.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah, sure.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: This is Gia, Gia, Gia.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Gia, Gia, Gia.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: So as you all might, I'm sure, as I tell you,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: Chet Hanks has a new bro country.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: It's his new phase.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: He's not a Jamaican rapper anymore. He's in a bro
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: country group with somebody else called Something Out West. And
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: this is his new song, How About You, that starts
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: with an obvious reference to who Chet Hanks is.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Chet Hanks.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: Get it?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Get it?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Because his dad is Tom Hanks.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: And Tom Hanks was... Forrest Gump.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: Getting.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: I'll be getting.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: I heard that life was like a box of chocolate,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: but to me it's always been more like a mosh pit.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 6: Walking the damn line, looking for landmines.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: All right, so, Greg.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: I don't like it as much as the OG.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: Much as White Boy Summer?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: I want to like it, but I don't.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 7: Is this sampling Ain't No Rest for the Wicked?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: Sounds just like Katie Ellison.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: Ain't no rest for the wicked. It's very kid rock.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: It sounds like cowboy. But that beginning.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to like it.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. And I don't.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very formulaic.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: So take that, Greg.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 10: But I saw him perform at Stagecoach. It was pretty good.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 10: And I got to meet Tom Hanks because Tom Hanks
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 10: is a supportive dad and he was there.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you have to tell your kids. Sometimes being a
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: good dad is not saying yes to everything. Setting expectations.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: This week in audio.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, so a new Theo Vaughn comedian.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: And let me just say this. I've seen Theo Vaughn
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: live several times doing stand-up.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: He's quite good.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: This is the new teaser he has for his new
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: Netflix special.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 6: We had some characters in our area growing up, though.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: It just froze up. That wasn't... Yeah, they had this
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: great idea. to take everything that we used to have
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: in the building from a server standpoint and put it
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: in the cloud.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, is that why half the time I try to
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: save something to the network, it says it can't save,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: and I have to copy and paste, and it takes
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: a freaking half an hour, goddammit?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: Yep, so then when you go to play something that
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: used to be just super easy and you didn't have
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: to think about it, now it's just, you know, it's
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: just a stop screen.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: We had some characters in our area growing up, though.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: I know that.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 11: They just busted a dude in my hometown with a
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 11: 30-pound bag of hamster bones on him.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: They got him.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: So the joke is that he grew up in a
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: small town in Louisiana.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and there was weirdos.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Here's the issue.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: That was the title of his comedy album that he
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: released in 2017, 30 Pound Bag of Hamster Bones.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: Here's the audio from that.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 13: They just busted a man in our town with a
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 13: 30 pound bag of hamster bones on him.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Yep, they got him.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: And obviously he's not stealing from himself, but if you.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: Why rehash?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Why rehash?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: And especially put that as your trailer for your new
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: Netflix special. Wait, did that originally come from... The first one,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: where was that? Was the Netflix trailer released this week?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. But the one we just played...
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: Was from 2017.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: Where's where was that yeah it was like it was
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: like 800 pound gorilla on youtube that is yeah which
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: is a pretty big comedy channel quite frankly.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah but he's he saved it for a special nine
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 6: years later.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no i don't think so no he's one of
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: those i don't think he figured anybody really saw it
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: so he.
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  Speaker 4: Could use it yeah repurposed i again i like theobon
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: but like Do you not come up with new jokes
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: in nine years? Joe Rogan did this on his last special, too.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: He was rehashing stuff from eight, ten years ago. It
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: was already published on a major platform.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, some people play the hits, though. It's the same
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: kind of thing.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: That's right, Sammy.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: You know who does the hits?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: Louis C.K., Dave Chappelle, Sarah Silverman. I can go down
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: the line.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 10: I get it, too, but not as many people are
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 10: into comedy as we are. So it's not on their radar.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 11: And that's why Jerry Seinfeld had his special, I'm telling
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 11: you for the last time.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: Because people wanted all those jokes over and over again.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 7: But he made a gimmick out of it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: Right, he made it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to slide you in.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 10: This defensive, again, I've seen- I'm not defending, and I
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 10: agree with you.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: I'd rather have him have new material. I think it's
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: a curious choice.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Of all the things you could have put in
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: there for the trailer.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: And of all the jokes to use. There's not really
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: a punchline.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: Well, he goes into it. It's kind of a story.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: It's kind of a crowd work thing that he does.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 6: Anyway.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: This Week in Audio.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: Speaking of old comedy, we're still- raking shane gillis over
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: the coals where a lot of folks have published this
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: this is a dave chapelle from the year 2000 you
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: know shane gillis is in trouble for saying the word
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: whore women dress like whores and blah blah blah this
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: is a condensed version of dave chapelle's bit from 2000 the.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: Girl gets mad oh oh wait a minute wait.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 13: A minute just because i'm dressed this way does not
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 13: make me a whore which is true Fine. You are
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 13: not a whore.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: But you are wearing a whore's uniform. I'll tell you
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 6: that right now.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: A whore's uniform.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: And no one got mad at Dave Chappelle 26 years
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: ago for killing him softly. They're mad at Shane Gillis now,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: and I think.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: But are they? Because, you know, Menace, you make the
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: argument that people aren't really mad.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: It's performative outrage.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and they want to make their own content about
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 10: it so people engage with their page.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: To me, this is a win-win-win. Shane Gillis told a
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: real joke and observation that's actually funny, and then people
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: got to grandstand on him and say, look at me,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: look at me, look at me.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 10: Is there a very small group that's actually legit mad?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 10: But the overall, like, people have learned that they can
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 10: make content about this kind of stuff and then have
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 10: people check out their pages.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 6: It's all a business now.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: And I say win, win, win because they win, Shane
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: Gillis wins, and we all win because my feed has
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: been nothing but girls, hot girls at the gym with
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: their ass hanging out for the past five years.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: So I'm a whore.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: Well, there's that or there's other ones that completely missed
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: the mark altogether. Not hot and not dressed at all
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: like Shane Gillis was talking about. And they're labeling their videos,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: whore working out.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: It's like, no, that's not it at all. It's not
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: like you're a woman working out.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: Sammy's saying, get that off my feet.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: That wasn't the point.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: I don't want to see these fatties. That's Sammy's.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Cut the fatties, Sammy.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 6: Sammy's worse than mine.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 7: I would never say that.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: This week in audio.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: This is a Uber lift, a little Uber audio here,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: where a woman has gotten the Uber ordered for her.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: gets in the back of the uber the guy you
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: know just to verify the identity it asks her what
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: your name is now who's in the wrong here the
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: lady getting in the back of the uber or the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: driver okay let's see what's your name.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: 50 east clifford.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: No no what's your name.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: The man just ordered the damn uber can you call
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: him then i didn't order the uber.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Okay get.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: Out of the car please.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Get off, get off.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting out.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: Get off.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting out.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Get off.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting out.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Then you're going to reimburse him for his money because
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting out.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Get off. No.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: The driver, I'm on his side.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 7: Yes, 100%. Wait a second.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: She started with extreme attitude. First of all, the ride
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: gets booked. It comes across as, say, Greg. Here comes Gina.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: I go, this doesn't look like a Greg.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: What is your name?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: They do that every time to make sure that they're
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: getting the right person. The right person is getting in
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: the right car. They go, all right, what's your name?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 7: Well, it was ordered under Bob.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't order this Uber.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: But again, because of that over the top attitude, you
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: know what? Forget it. I'm not dealing with this. God
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: knows where it goes. We haven't even left yet. We
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: haven't even left yet. So God knows where this goes.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Get out.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: And then she's going to just continue on.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: He could have been more, he could have explained it
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: better and saying, well, ma'am, actually, I have to check
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: to make sure it's the right passenger, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's obligated to do that.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: But she could have easily just said.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: She came in hot.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: Jane and John ordered it for me.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 10: Very New York-style Bronx attitude there. Yeah, I mean, there's
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 10: an option now, because there used to not be one,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 10: where it asks you, are you ordering this ride for
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 10: yourself or for somebody else? And then, so that's the
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 10: option that you need to pick. And if you didn't
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 10: do that, then yeah, it comes off super weird.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: He's doing what he's supposed to do.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the guy should see this as an opportunity
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: to get her the hell out of his life.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. She's a problem everywhere.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: She goes, I guarantee it.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: It's not going to get better from here. All right,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: this week in audio, everybody. We've got more Woody Show next.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Hang on.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show will be right back.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: I like that very much.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Not just another new hour. It's the final hour of
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show here on this Thursday morning. Woody, Greg, Miss,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: Gina Grad. And throwback Thursday here in this 9 o'clock hours.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: We welcome in, he is the pride of Pacoima. He
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: is the senior vice president and managing partner of Club Turnip.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: He is El Presidente. He is DJ Tim Martinez.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: Tio!
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Tio!
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 10: Tio!
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah!
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: Happy Thursday to you all.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: Guess where Tim's going to be this weekend. He's going to.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: Be in Miami.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: They brought T.O. Tim in because they want him to
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: bring his expertise to iHeart has a big festival. It's
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: iHeart Latino.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: Fiesta Latino.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: Fiesta Latino.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: Is it going to be where the magic plays again?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: The venue? Is it going to be where the magic plays?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: They're in Orlando. It's at the Kaseya Center. Oh, okay.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's Orlando this year? I'm sorry? Is it Orlando?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: No, it's Miami.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah, sorry.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 6: Kaseya Center. He said the magic.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: It threw me off.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: That's when Tim said, you mean Orlando?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: I went one year.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 10: I swear it was where magic played. Oh, you know what?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: The year you did go, it was in Orlando, I think. Yeah.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: My bad.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 7: Sorry.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: All right. So what's going on there? Anybody I would know?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Nobody.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: It's actually nobody even really that I'm like, I couldn't
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: even tell you.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 12: I mean, yeah, it's very like reggaeton heavy.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: How's the food? Food game good? The food game is
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: great out there.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm looking forward to just walking around town.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: And the beach, of course.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 6: The beach is great. Free chi-chis.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm sure the views are fine in Miami.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 6: But yeah, looking forward to that. So I'll be there
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: for four days.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Dude, when do you not work? Because it was like
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: last weekend you were around. But the weekend before that,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: it was the Pacific Air show. And the Bruno concert.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: And he went to two Bruno Mars shows. Yeah.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: He double dipped on Bruno.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 7: You're obsessed.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: It was great, though. And then before that, it.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: Was the iHeartRadio Music Festival. You're always.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, weekends are kind of like my Mondays. Like, Fridays
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: are my Mondays, to be honest with you.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 7: That makes sense.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: Well, again, I know I've said it a million times.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: I'm always happy that you carve out a little bit
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: of time for us in your very hectic, busy schedule,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: Tim Martinez.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: He's going to go up in the club with us.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: He'll do that here on this Throwback Thursday. We'll get
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: to that. But we first have to check in with T.O.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Tim.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Questions that you have been sending over, email, email at thewoodyshow.com.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: You can send your questions for a future round of T.O.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: Tim or.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: You can send us whatever questions you got on text.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: Text those over to 22987. And Jeff G. has the
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: questions this week.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: T.O.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Tim, question number one.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 9: So this was a text from the 323, and it
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 9: was about what cholos wear at the beach.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 6: He was making a comment, so I flipped it into
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: a question. Okay.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: If you see a cholo at the beach, what will
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: he be wearing?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: If you see a cholo at the beach, what will
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 6: he be wearing?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: I've seen this many times, so I think it's great.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: This is so good.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: Let me know when you guys are ready.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Ready.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: What is a cholo? It sounds like a setup of
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: a joke. What is a cholo?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 6: Where to the beach?
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: It could be like a dad joke or something.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's that show called? Where they finish the line?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Whose line is it anyway?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: Match Game?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: Match Game. Oh, Match Game.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: All right, who's ready?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: I'm ready.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: I'm ready.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: All right, Greg Gorey.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: I wrote, Baggy shorts, long socks, and a picture of
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: a little tank top.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: I wrote long shorts, high socks, wife beater.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: So Greg and I are on the same page.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Menace?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: I wrote pretty much the same thing that they already wear,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: but I'll say wife beater, long shorts, tall socks, but then.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: Slides.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Slides.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 7: That goes nicely into mine.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: With socks?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 7: Socks and slides.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: Socks and slides. You guys know the rule, right?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 9: The higher the socks, the downer the fool.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: The downer the fool. I have heard that.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: Good job, Gina.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 6: Thank you. Sammy.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 11: I had the big t-shirt, the big long shorts. The socks,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 11: but with sneakers still.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 7: Still at the beach.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: All right, still rocking sneakers.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: What kind of sneakers down at the beach? What are
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: the sneakers?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: It could be two.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 6: Two different kinds.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: One main one.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 6: There's one main, but then there's another one too. Would
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 6: it be Nikes?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: Like the Air Force Ones?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 7: I don't know enough types of Nike.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 6: It's Nike Cortez. A good substitute could be Don't say Vans.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: No, no. Chucks.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: Chucks, yeah. Yeah, Chucks. That'd be a backup.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: Jeff G. Cut off Dickies, and this is the most
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 6: important one. A shirt in the water.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 6: A shirt in the water.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: Manus and I are all in that.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 6: Water shorts for life.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. Yeah. Nobody needs to see it. Yeah, T
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: and Tim.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 12: Basically, he's wearing the same thing that he wears when
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 12: he's at the Santa Fe Springs SWAT meet.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: We'll start there.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 12: Same exact outfit, but it is Nike from top to bottom,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 12: or bottom to top. Nike Cortez. We got high socks.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 12: We got cut-off dickies. We have the wife beater.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 6: And you can't forget the Lokes. The gas station Lokes. Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: The gas station Lokes. Hell, yeah. Sammy Lokes are.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: Sunglasses? Yes.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: Very well done.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: Very well done. All right.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Question number two for T.O.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: Tim.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: Name a gringo Mexican food restaurant.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 6: Name a gringo Mexican food restaurant.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, I mean. And we can only write one, right?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: Only write one. All right.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: What is Tim going to guess? Let's see if we
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 6: can match him.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: You ready to go?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: What do you got?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: I put, and I was thinking restaurant, restaurant, like sit
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: down restaurant.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 6: Oh, so that, maybe I screwed up there.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 7: No, I did both.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: I put El Torito.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: El Torito.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 6: That's what I have too, Greg.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: That is a good one.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: That's a great one. El Torito.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: I put Chevys.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 7: Chevys.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 6: That's a good one, too.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: See, I wrote Chipotle.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Okay. Right?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: But since it's Throwback Thursday, where I grew up on
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: the East Coast, Chi-Chi's was huge.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: Wait, Chi-Chi's?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 7: We had Chi-Chi's in the Midwest.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: That's a pizza spot in Northridge.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 7: Here it is.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 8: And they all wore the big skirts and the off-the-shoulder blouses.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Chi-Chi's was a Mexican chain back in the day
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: on the East Coast.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: I love Chi-Chi's.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: So throwback Thursday.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 7: Chi-Chi's, a celebration of food.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: The restaurant?
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: I love Chi-Chi's.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: And they had the fried ice cream and everything.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we had them.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: Chi-Chi's.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: Did you put El Torito as well?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 6: I put El Torito as well.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: You did El Torito.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: But I love Chi-Chi's. Yeah.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: You're talking about something else.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: Chi-Chi's Grande?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: T.O.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: Tim.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, I would have said El Torito, too, but
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 6: I said Baja Fresh.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: That's a good one, too, bro.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: So, yeah. I forget about Baja Fresh.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: Good answer. Yeah.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 6: I want to go see Chi-Chi's, though.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 7: Chi-Chi's is great.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: This was Chi-Chi's, dude. Like, I just pulled up a picture-
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: That's super online.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: Old school.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 7: You feel like you're in Mexico City.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 6: So when you say back east, is it like, what
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 6: city were you in?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: This is the one that looks like the one by
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: my house.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was like.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: Was that like New Jersey?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Jersey. Yeah, that was Kansas City.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: That looks like Pollo's Hermanos.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: It wasn't a sit-down.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: It was a sit-down place.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 7: They'll take your order at the table.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: The look of the front.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: There's Chi-Chi's around here.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: It's a pizza place.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 6: You're thinking Chi-Chi's. There's Chi-Chi's everywhere.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 7: No, there's Chi-Chi's in Santa Clarita.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 10: I'm telling you, the Chi-Chi's that you'd be talking about,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 10: they're around here.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: Find me one.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 6: There's no way. If there was only a device that
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 6: we could look for.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: I'm doing that.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: Someday they will invent it.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 7: Minneapolis.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 9: If I look up Chi-Chi's, it's going to come up
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 9: something totally different.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: They do have one in Minneapolis.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's Chi-Chi's Pizza, Chi-Chi's Chicken Wings.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: All right, well, there he is, T.O.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: Tim.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 6: There we go. Here are your questions this week.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Now, if you have a question for a future round
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: of T.O. Tim, you can send us a question on
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: the email, email at thewoodyshow.com, or just text it on over.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Text it to us over at 22987.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: It is a throwback Thursday, everybody. Even though it's in
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: the homestretch, the final TikTok of throwback Thursday this week.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: DJ Tim Martinez is here. And as you know, back
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: in the day, he was an actual club DJ. He
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: was out there spinning, man.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: Good all day.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: And like on actual like vinyls and stuff like that.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: He breaks out those techniques.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: The 1200s, man.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: I did see they're releasing like a new version. Did
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: you see that?
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 6: It's the 20 and I'm going to screw this up.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: I want to say it's like the.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 6: No, the 50th anniversary of the 1200. Of those classic turntables.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: And they're releasing some special edition of them.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: Sweet. They're beautiful.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: They're beautiful.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: Very expensive. They're pretty, but they're expensive.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 6: They're like, what, $ 2, 500, $ 3, 000 a piece?
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: But also, I think with this one, can't you plug
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: it in like a USB?
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: I think you can hook it up USB. I think
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: if I saw this, the right thing.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 6: I'm sure, yeah.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 6: Because it would hook up to Serato, right?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: It does all kinds of stuff. It's cool. So you
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: can use like old school turntable, hook it up to
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: all your old stuff. Your old hi-fi system. And a
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: giant cabinet. Yeah, but yeah, you could use it that way.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: And then you could use it like you can just
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: plug it in and do it that way through USB.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: Pretty cool, man.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: They're beautiful.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they look awesome.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: Anyway. So, years ago at this point, we put Tim
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: in charge of getting to pick what song we go
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: Up in the Clurb with here on a Throwback Thursday.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: And what do you got for us this week, Tim?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: We are going 2003, Pump It Up, Joe Budden.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: Up in the Clurb.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show. Throwback Thursday.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Up in the Clurb.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: As your white friends will tell you, Joe Button.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: Like there's a button missing on your shirt. Joe Button.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 6: It's Button.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: B-U-D-D-E-N. My white friends.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: You're here for the people, buddy.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: My little gringuitos. Well, look, with you now, especially these days,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: we're doing a lot of educating. This whole T.O. Tim thing,
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: a lot of education. A lot of education going on. Yeah,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: there's a cultural experience here.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 6: Putting people on game. Joe Button. That's right. I mean, Jeff,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 6: you would say also the hood, they say Joe Bunz. Yeah.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Joe Bunz.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 6: They always pluralize everything, bro.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Joe Bunz.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 6: Cardi was the one. Yeah, Cardi B.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 10: Cardi B was really the first one to start calling
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 10: him Joe Bunz.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: His podcast was big for a while. Is that still
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: a big deal?
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: It's huge.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was still. I hadn't heard anybody.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: For a while, I felt like I was hearing about
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: it a lot.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: And now I feel like I don't hear about it.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: At all.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 6: No, I still listen to it on a regular basis.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 6: That one's major. Drink Champs is major.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: I've heard of Drink Champs.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 10: The latest drama I heard is the people that used
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 10: to be on a show got in a fight with
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 10: the new people on a show at a club.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: Doesn't that happen?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 6: Surprising.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, at a club even?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: Wow, that is so street.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: Well, hey, thank you very much, DJ Tim Martinez, everybody.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah!
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 6: This was a good time. All right.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Tim.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, bye.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 6: I can barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating. Like,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 6: you think I'm going to remember to bring a canvas
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 6: bag to go to the store?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 7: No, I don't think you're going to remember.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: It's a bloody show.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 13: It's a.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: I went and got a flu shot yesterday.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 10: Oh, you got it?
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: And today I feel like crap.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 7: That's why I haven't gotten it.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: Now, that hasn't happened to me. That used to be
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: the thing. I'd get the flu shot and then somehow
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: end up feeling real sick for like four days.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it puts you out.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: You get really tired.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 7: What's the point?
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so I swore it off for a number
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: of years. And then everybody after a while was like,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: it doesn't work that way. That's just BS. It's not
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: really how it works.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 6: And I go, all right, well, fine.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: And I started getting it again. And I haven't had
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: really any problems. But this year, this flu shot, man,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: kind of like, kind of a pain in the ass.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 7: And that's the word on the street, too, with this one.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, see, I got it. I got it, and I
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 6: didn't feel anything. Well, you're also not a puss.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 6: Did you call it?
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: She's not wrong.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I stopped getting coronavirus shots. Not for
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: many of the other reasons, but... Because every time you
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: get it, it knocks you on your ass. Right, and
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I got, like, two years ago's coronavirus,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: and I felt like I had a very mild cold.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 6: Well, didn't you do, like, eight of the shots?
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: During the, you know, six years ago, I got all
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: three shots.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: The other thing that makes it... I did two, yeah.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: Less than tolerable is that you know what it is. Like, okay,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: I got this flu shot yesterday, so I don't feel
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: great today. I'm not actually sick.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 7: And it's not quote-unquote real.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what it's doing is, I guess, like triggering your
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: immune system to wake it up to whatever.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 7: It just sucks.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever. It just blows. All right.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: Whose side are you on on this? Jeff is already
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: familiar with the audio because we were talking about it
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: in the office. It's this front desk employee at this hotel. Now,
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: she's being confronted by one of the guests at the
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: hotel because he had ordered some food from DoorDash. And
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: she ate it. What?
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, hell no.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: Like 50 bucks worth of DoorDash. Now, there is a wrinkle, too. Obviously,
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: if it was just that, it'd be like, oh, okay, well.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: It was close, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's a little wrinkle
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: to it. Whose side are you on here?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: Nobody sent you up for nothing, though.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: If somebody got you.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you. I think somebody's. I didn't spend
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: $ 50 on Mexican food to set you up.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 10: I mean, I wasn't expecting for somebody to wait two
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 10: hours and then walk in the break room saying that
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 10: that's their food either.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: All right, so it got delivered two hours earlier.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: And it was just down there for two hours.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: But in a bag with a name on it, I'm sure.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 7: Receipt stable, too.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 7: And it ended up in their break room.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: Unclaimed, I'll just eat it?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: Two hours later, yeah.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: Now, listen.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: Because there's, we leave our old food in the break room,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: which is like a sign to, hey, come and get it.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 6: But it is not bagged up.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: That's for damn sure.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: And he's like, yo, I didn't order 50 bucks worth
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: of Mexican just to set you up to see if
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: you would eat it, like as an experiment or whatever.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: And she's like, yo, it's been here for two hours.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 8: I didn't spend $ 50 on Mexican food to set you up.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: I mean, I wasn't expecting for somebody to wait two.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: Hours and then walk in.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 6: The break room saying that that's their food either.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, so, and you're saying- But you ate somebody
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: else's food?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 6: You ate somebody else's food?
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: Somebody ordered... That's somebody.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: That's me.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: I ordered Mexican food.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you eat somebody else's food.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: What are you not understanding, Greg? You eat somebody else's food.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: Why do I need to say that again? You ate it, right?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 6: You ate somebody else's food, right?
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you ate somebody else's food.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: Like I said, I waited for a long time for
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: somebody to come and pick it up.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: That don't matter.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 6: It don't matter how long you waited.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get into.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: A back and forth between you.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: I admit it's what I did. I understand.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 6: I do apologize.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 6: And I ask that you want me to reimburse you.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: I'll be happy to pay you back.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 6: I'll give you the cash to send it to you.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she sent him.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: She said, hey, look, I'm fine here. So she paid
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: for it?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 7: No, she definitely messed up.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 8: Because we've seen, like Seabass said, if it's all bagged
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 8: up and sealed and stuff, it's not like, well, I
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 8: guess it's time to dig in.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 6: I would be pissed. I mean, he is being a
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 6: little extra about it, though.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 7: It's like starving.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 6: She already said... She did it.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: She explained her part, yeah.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 6: She said that she was going to reimburse the money.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think after two hours, I understand what she's thinking.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: But wouldn't the delivery have the room number on it?
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: Probably not. They just dropped it at the front desk.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 6: Or a name.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Well, the name's got to be on there.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 4: And modern hotels, they're aware of this procedure. Why don't
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 4: you go through your room listing and find that person
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  Speaker 4: and call them?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: On the DoorDash receipt, I've seen it before, it's your
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: name and just the last initial.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: So you know who's staying in your hotel.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, there's this thing called extra effort.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 6: Or any effort.
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  Speaker 11: If I was hungry, I would be so mad.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 7: Even if she's like, hey, I'll cash app you. Hey,
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry. I get it. But I'm hungry right now.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: How hungry are you for two hours?
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: Menace, you can tell what happens. What he probably did.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 6: Got drunk. Passed out.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: Two hours.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, if it's late.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 6: Two minutes. I'm like, where is it at?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: But if you got drunk and passed out and woke
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 4: up two hours later.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Did you catch the part where it said it
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 6: was in the break room? Yeah, that's the part.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 9: So it must have been left at the front desk
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 9: and whoever's working maybe before this woman put it in
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 9: the break room, which is zero effort because they didn't
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 9: bother to even look up who it belonged to.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 10: I have these neighbors that smoked weed like every day
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 10: and you can smell it through the hallways and they
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 10: forgot their McDonald's outside their door every single morning on
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 10: my way to work.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: All right, just a recap of the situation. Hotel front
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: desk employee admitted that she ate a guest's $ 50 DoorDash order.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: It had been down there for two hours. And they
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: went back and forth. You ate somebody else's food. You
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: ate somebody else's food.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 6: She goes, hello.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'll cash app you the 50 bucks. And then, okay,
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: that's what they did. I.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: Don't blame the front desk. It had been down there
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: for two hours. It seems like I'm pretty much sure
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: everybody else in the room is on the side of the.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: Guy, right?
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: It was abandoned. I'm on the side of the guest.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 6: Well, personally, I would not eat it. I would just
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 6: leave it.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 7: God knows.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: It seems like the real culprit was the person who
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: brought it from the desk to the break room.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 7: Which might have been her.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 7: She didn't say so.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: Somebody said, her side, hands down. Front desk lady is right.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: My husband works at a hotel and every once in
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: a while guests will door dash food or pastries to
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: the hotel as a thank you. Who would ever do that?
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's fine, but that's irrelevant here.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: You would also call and let them know.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: I'm on the guy's side. This one said definitely the
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: guest side protocol should always.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: Be in place.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: For guest service, including the effort to find the individual
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: who placed the order. Hotel side. If I'm that hungry,
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting in the lobby for it.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: Also true. I'm on the guy's side. Don't touch my
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: damn food.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 7: So I'll pick it up tomorrow if I want. I
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 7: paid for it.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 6: Don't don't eat.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: Whether it's in the office, fridge, or whatever, just in general,
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: I guess the rule is no matter how long it's
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: been there, don't eat somebody else's food.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 6: You heard him, man.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: That's the rule of thumb. That's what I'm saying, yo.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 9: One time we had a cake for a rating celebration
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 9: at another station I worked at, and we had to
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 9: bring it in the night before because it was for
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 9: the morning, et cetera. You couldn't get a cake in
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 9: the morning that early. So we brought it the night before.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 9: It said, congratulations to the show and the station on it.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 6: Left it overnight, someone ate it. Of course. That's great
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 6: show content, though.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 7: Radio people cannot be trusted.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: They ate their cake?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they ate the cake.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. They ate somebody else's cake?
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they ate it.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: All right, how about some food news?
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 6: Food news.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: Food news, starting with an announcement from the Costco food
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: court menace.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 6: What's going on?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: For fall, it's their new $ 2. 99 apple pie sundae.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: It looks pretty good. It's a vanilla soft serve with
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: apple pie filling and crunchy pieces of pie crust.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so basically like an apple pie a la mode.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: You just eat it with a spoon.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: The Costco foodies say it's up there with that strawberry
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: shortcake sundae. They are also asking Costco for a pumpkin
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: pie version of this.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: That would be nice.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: Costco's apple pie vanilla sundae is only available for a
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: limited time, so get it while you can.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 6: Let's go get that joint.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 3: Those can't be made year-round.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 10: I just got some ice cream yesterday. It's called... normal
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 10: ice cream, and it has saltine crackers in it with
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 10: peanut butter and jelly.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 7: That sounds great.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 6: I can't wait to try it.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 4: I love saltine sweet.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: How is the Costco ice cream? Is it creamy, or
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: is it more like the ice milky? It's creamy. That's
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: at Joints Inn. Then Joints is good.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: It's really good.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, I've never tried it.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: Definitely get one of those.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 6: Same with Sam's Club. Get those on the way in,
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 6: and then you... Eat it while you walk around.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: All right. Ooh, food news.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: That's one of the food news. Chili's has something new.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: It's the Chicken Parm Big Crispy Sandwich.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: I thought of you when I saw this, Woody.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: So the Chicken Parm Big Crispy Sandwich is a hand-battered
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: crispy chicken filet topped with a fried mozzarella patty, marinara
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: sauce on a lightly toasted bun. It comes with a
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: side of fries, white cheddar, mac and cheese.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. And.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: You get some house-made ranch and marinara sauces for the dipping.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 7: Jeff is pre-crapping his pants.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 6: Sounds so good, though.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 3: But worth it, right?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: Deep-fried chicken with deep-fried mozzarella slab.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 7: That's the thing. You know how they do those big rectangles?
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 7: They just put one of those, the big rectangle cheese.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 4: It's a hockey puck of mozzarella.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: So good, dude. Beginning October 20th, you'll reportedly need to
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: ask a Chili's team member for the sandwich because it
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: won't appear on the regular menu. Oh, that makes it fun.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: Ooh, secret.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: Do you have an off-the-menu special?
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, I have a secret for you.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: What do you show? Food news. Ooh, food news. Wingstop
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: just announced.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: I'm listening. I love them.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: Greg, you're on the edge of your seat.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: Sour Patch Kid flavored wings.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: Red-sauced wings topped with sugar-coated Sour Patch Kids candies.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: That's horrible.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, stupid.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: The Sour Patch wings, they're at Wingstop, will be available
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: October 27th. Good luck with that. Who the hell is
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: going to order that?
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 7: Who's that for?
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 6: Is it something that came from the hood menace?
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: Are they trying to appeal to kids?
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: I like Sour Patch Kids. I saw in the bag,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: you know when you buy a bag of Nestle Tollhouse morsels?
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: It has the recipe for the chocolate chip cookies. Or
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: if you buy any box of Rice Krispies, it has
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: the recipe for Rice Krispie treats. Well, when you buy
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: Sour Patch Kids right now, you'll see on the back
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: of the bag, they have a recipe for Sour Patch
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: Kids cookies.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: Or instead of chocolate chips, you would put Sour Patch Kids.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 6: That's been around for a while.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: Gross.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 7: What a wild disappointment that would be to bite into.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 6: They've been around. I think we had them.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you put those in like a sugar cookie. I think, Venice,
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 4: I'm with you too. That sounds familiar.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we, it's been around for like two years.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 8: Although when it comes to the wings, as terrible as
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 8: that sounds. I was fully on board to hate the
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 8: Kool-Aid pickles, and I think they're great. So maybe this
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 8: is one of those things, like, oh, I wouldn't have
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 8: thought that would be good together, but it is.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 10: Honestly, you ask if it's the hood, Seabass, but I
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 10: believe it actually comes from, like, street vendors in India.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 10: They have, they've been doing, like, all these mixes. I mean,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 10: I see them on social media a lot, like, throwing
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 10: different stuff in. We had the Sour Patch Cook Oreos menace.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 11: Yuck.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: Oreos. Oh.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's okay. I do remember that. No, this was different.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 6: Or at least I just had them personally by myself.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: No, what I'm saying is the recipe on the back
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: of the Sour Patch Kids bag is for what you're describing,
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: like a sugar cookie, and it's.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 4: Got Sour Patch Kids in there.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 3: In the dough.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: Like full Sour Patch Kids.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: Mixed in the dough.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: I'd assume a 12-year-old liking that.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: Yuck.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: There it goes.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: Woody Show Food News. Quick break. More Woody Show next time.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: Abuela wouldn't approve.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: And that's going to do it for this Throwback Thursday, everybody.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Thanks to DJ Tim Martinez, to Tim. Thanks for all
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: your requests for Throwback Thursday. Congratulations to all of our
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: winners on the Alter Ego tickets. Win them before you goodbye.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: And that continues throughout the day today, every hour through
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: 7 p.m. Congrats to everybody who got on the standby
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: boarding list for the fully loaded at sea Burt Kreischer cruise.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: You can still book your spot on the cruise. There
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: are some cabins still available. If you go to BurtBurtBurt.com.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: But coming up for you tomorrow, we'll have more chance
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: to get on the standby boarding list, and we're going
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: to be awarding the first cruise.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: The first of two cruises that we have to give away.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: By the way, tomorrow is Friday.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: So in addition to the Burt Kreischer cruise being awarded,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 5: the Alter Ego tickets, winning before you could buy them,
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 5: anything and everything that we could do to get through
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 5: the morning and into the weekend.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: As quickly as possible will be happening Friday here on
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Anything you got for us in the meantime?
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: You can leave on the After Hours voicemail. That number
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: is 877-44-WOODY. Or you can find us, follow us on
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: social media. Look for us there at The Woody Show.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: All right, Greg Gorey.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the leading cause of injury to older guys is
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: thinking that they're younger guys.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 7: Ain't that the truth. Over 40 basketball leagues.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: Blew my husband's knee out.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe like that. Yeah.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: I keep looking at my dad and saying the same thing.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, how old do you think you are?
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you got to stop doing whatever you're doing.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: What are you doing, man?
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: You're 70, dog.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad's in his mid-80s, and my mom calls me,
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 3: your father's up on the roof.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell no. What are you doing?
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: My stepmother calls me to narc him out.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: She'll tell my dad, I'm going to call your son.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: Because he's doing something. She's like, he's up on this ladder.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: He's climbing up into this tree to do this. I'm like, oh,
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: my God, dude. Get somebody else to do that.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to call your son.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that'll show you.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: You'll be in trouble.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 3: You got it, Woody.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: We thank you so much for giving The Woody Show
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: love and appreciate you for that. The rest of you
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Friday.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.