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Fried Rice & Rice Krispie Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.19.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Happy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I just actually sat outside and had
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  fun. I know. Right? And happy having fun. It
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  never happens. No, it was like 620. I was like,
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  you know what? The sun's going to be going down
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  soon. So let me get some sun. So I went to my
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  pool and laid into one corner where you could
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  get sun. Then I got to know some of the neighbors.
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  It was nice. Pretty sure the one guy knew who
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  I was from the radio. He just looked like a,
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  you know, Tampa radio listener, just a little
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  overweight, hardworking, married, middle class.
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  I mean, that's right up Kelta's alley. Kelta's
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  the voice of that. And I take another hint. By
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  the way, I've been getting requests after requests
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  after requests. You would think it's a DJ line
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  from like, you know, 2003 when they actually
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  had radio DJs in studio and it wasn't, you know,
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  what's the word? Oh, yeah. Pre -recorded. I've
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  been getting hit up. I've had major radio show
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  hosts either slander me or I've had major radio
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  hosts want me to go on their show because I think
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  they want a little bit of the attention I was
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  getting. This is my address to the nation. This
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  is how it goes. If you need transcripts, I can't
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  provide it, but I'm pretty sure if you're watching
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  on YouTube, you can put AI little transcripts
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  on Instagram videos, I believe, and on Spotify.
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  So if you have a hard time paying attention,
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  don't worry. I do not address anonymous people.
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  You can say what you want about people like Mike
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  Calton, but they are at least genuine where...
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  You know what they look like, unfortunately.
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  And they're out there. And that's fine. But I
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  do not address people that are anonymous, that
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  don't show their face, that endorse murder. I
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  still stand by them a week later after all the
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  hundreds of thousands of views I've been getting
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  online. It's fine. You cannot agree with me.
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  I think Charlie Kirk deserved to die, which is
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  kind of a bad precedent because then that means
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  anybody can get assassinated if you disagree
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  with them. And I thought the Bible said that
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  Jeebus is against murder, right? This is all
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  I'll be saying about it, so take this transcript
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  and shove it up your ass! There you go. R &I
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  Delay. People are like, you should respond! Who
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  cares? Guy's pretty lonely anyway. To be taught,
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  listen, I know I'm kind of a big damn six foot
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  nine. Let me take this in. But I don't address
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  anonymous people. And I know I keep saying that,
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  but I can't preface that enough. Also, it's been
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  great publicity for me. Everyone already knows
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  everything about me, so there's really, no one
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  knows anything about me now. I kind of keep an
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  anonymous profile. That's why I don't show my
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  face. That's why I don't do things. It's because
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  of this. People are like, oh, you should film
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  your show. Oh, you should do the, no, I'm good.
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  It's whatever. No one knows I need to see it.
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  I like the theater. I did have a funny moment
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  the other day. I was at a comic bar and I was
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  telling my friend Jay, I said, I could be kind
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  of a classy guy at times. And he looked at me
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  and he goes, you're definitely not a classy guy.
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  And I'll be honest, at first I kind of heard
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  him like, yeah, I love it. But then I thought
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  about it. I was like, I really am not classy.
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  I'm talking about money shots on this show. Maybe
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  I have a little bit of game. You know what I
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  thought I had a game on? And whenever I'm laying
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  in bed stunned. You know what usually happens?
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  By the way, we've been recording for 11 minutes
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  and 11 seconds. I make a wish. My wish is that
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  I'll stop losing the TV remote. I got like four
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  blankets. I got a cute ass cat. I can't really
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  move around in bed or she runs away. And last
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  night I could not find my TV remote. It's like
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  1 .10 in the morning. I'm looking around the
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  apartment. Of course, it's like. It was like
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  inside. I like literally opened up my whole blanket
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  and it was like inside the like top part. I was
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  like, Jesus Christ, time to go to bed and then
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  wake up and do this thing all over again called
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  life. Isn't it exciting? Isn't it exciting how
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  you didn't really choose to be here? But your
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  parents or if you were inseminated or whatever,
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  but somehow semen created you. And then all of
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  a sudden you're living a life where you got to
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  deal with. I was so excited the other day. I
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  was driving down the road, feeling pretty good.
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  It was like midnight. I was like, yeah, I'm getting
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  publicity, blah, blah, blah. But the thing, ladies
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  and gentlemen, boys and girls. It's the fact
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  that I was driving down the road and once I saw
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  the gas prices, uh, did it put me in a foul mood?
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  I wasn't really happy in the club at all. It
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  wasn't really, you know, my vibe. How the hell?
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  Something told me, I was like, just fill up now.
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  And I did. And it was like 404. And the next
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  day it was like 434. Like, man, we were getting
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  screwed without Lou, weren't we? Just right up
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  our ass. We were just getting screwed. Absolutely,
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  positively screwed. And you got to embrace it.
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  I mean, how do you think Diddy's embracing him
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  in prison when he has no room? You just kind
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  of deal with it. You just deal with the fact
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  that we're getting screwed. Over and over again.
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  What's been absolutely beautiful about this segment.
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  Is my joint still, you know, hidden? And if you
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  guys got a good joint too, you should be hidden.
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  By the way, I am so jealous of religious people.
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  If there was like a three or four second pause
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  between me, it's me, it's me and the pen or not
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  the pen. Well, I have my pen in my pocket, but
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  it's me and the joint. So when I go, I'm so jealous
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  of religious people. That's me hitting the pit.
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  And I'm telling you, I think if I had Jeebus
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  in my life, oh yeah, I would be such a happier
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  person. Alexa, would you consider me a happy
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  person? Be honest. I don't have the ability to
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  judge your overall happiness or personality,
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  but I'm happy to listen if you're thinking about
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  it. What's making you ask? Alexa, stop. She's
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  not that personable. Mm -hmm. Chad JVT will write
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  you a whole essay about why you're a piece of
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  shit. And Alexa's like, ah, I can't do it. Yeah,
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  I feel like if I had Jesus in my life and I believed
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  in a dog that's known as God, it'd be great.
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  Ah, you know, just go to church, do everything.
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  No. I went to church for the first 17 years of
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  my life, and when I tell you, I hated every second
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  of it. And my dad kind of knew, and everyone
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  knew what was coming around the block, that I
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  hated church. I mean, who wants to listen to
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  this when you can be watching the NFL? Sounds
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  like a freaking cult. Yeah. We believe in one
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  God, Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth,
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  of all things unseen. Yeah. We believe that priests
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  will be protected for pedophilia because of their
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  insurance plan. Let's take a hit to that because
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  that is pathetic. Oh my God. Do you ever wonder
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  if maybe Jesus was just really stunned and just
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  made it all up? I kind of wonder. I also wonder
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  if like Mary Magdalene. It's like their era of
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  Only Phantom. She was just a bus down. Who really
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  got her. Like when I tell you really. I mean
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  she was just putting out left and right. You
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  know the disciples ran a train on her. Right
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  down in there. They didn't even know. What a
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  train was. And they ran a train on her. That's
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  how it worked. They were like, we're going to
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  run a train on you and you're going to enjoy
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  it. But if I told you that a little hole in my
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  jeans, it's very small, but I, yeah, the, the
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  fire from the joint hit it. Damn it. At least
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  it's not in my crotch. Eight, five, six. Let
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  me turn off this music. 49 happy. Eight, five,
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  six. Six, seven, seven, three. Tweet at me. At
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  RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio
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  at gmail .com. You know what I'm sick and tired
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  of? I'm tired of AI shaming. I'm tired of showing
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  somebody who maybe knows a graphic artist. Hey,
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  look at this cool thing I made on AI. And they're
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  like, oh, could you have hired somebody on Fiverr?
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  Yeah, I could have. Then I'd be waiting like
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  five days for you to make it. Yeah, I don't understand
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  that whole thing where like graphic artists would
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  take forever to get back to you. Oh, my God.
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  To get a graphic artist to respond to you, it
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  was like, come on now. But now, all of a sudden,
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  graphic artists are like, oh yeah, sorry. Sorry
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  about the delay. You ever hit up a graphic artist
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  to make a logo? Someone out there knows this
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  if they're a comedian. You remember anything.
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  You have a 401k or... Not for a moment. You have
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  one of those foundations where you're hosting
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  events and you needed a graphic artist and you're
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  like, hey, Billy, where's the logo? Oh, it's
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  coming. I've been so behind at work and my iPad
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  crashed and I used all your money so I can't
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  really give you a refund. Yeah. Don't really
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  miss those days. Yeah. No one's going to care
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  about your work as much as yourself. So if you're
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  relying on someone else, that's a problem. Because
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  I never was good at Photoshop. I tried taking
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  a class in high school. Could not do it for deadly
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  squat. Absolutely, positively could not do it.
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  I don't have the hand coordination, and I'm more
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  of a talker. Mm -hmm. I've never really been
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  more of a creative guy, you know. I've never
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  really been one of those guys that, you know,
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  makes logos. And I do feel bad for graphic artists,
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  though. I know somebody in Baltimore that knows
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  somebody that lost all 20 of their clients. And
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  Baltimore's not a big city, so I bet that dude
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  was making logos. It was somebody that was making
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  logos for the 98 Rock up there. And now he doesn't
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  have any clients because of AI. But I do think
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  there's a time and place. If you're doing an
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  AI logo, that's one thing. But if you're doing
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  AI pictures of yourself, it's just like, no.
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  You don't look that good. Actually, your old
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  raggedy face looks better than an AI slop. I
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  want to meet the person that came up with the
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  term AI slop. I don't know where that came from.
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  Everyone's like, AFlop, AFlop, AFlop. And Jesus
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  Christ, it's very sloppy of a name. Because it's
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  about sloppy AI. Oh, I saw it on Twitter. I'm
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  not going to call it X. Because who wants to
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  talk about their X? Especially when they went
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  from sucking you off to licking your vagina.
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  By the way, though, I'm telling you, I saw it
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  on X. That Wendy's brought back the yellow cups
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  and the yellow, you know, french fries. Mm -hmm.
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  Oh, isn't that great? Everything's back to being
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  yellow. Yay. Woo -hoo. We're so happy for you.
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  Here's the thing. Here's the biggest problem
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  about it. Mm -hmm. Question out there. Why is
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  it that it's so cool that a Wendy's brought back
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  their yellow cups, but not the prices that came
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  with those cups? Man, funk dance! Oh, yeah. I
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  brought back the funk dance. All right, here's
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  the deal. You know, we have a lot to get to today.
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  I will either be doing the local news today or
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  doing another show tomorrow, which would have
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  already aired at 6 a .m. So we'll see. But for
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  right now, we'll be right back here. Right back.
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  Hello. Hi, Daddy. Hi, Dad. It's Jenna and Chanel,
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  the show. Having George Bush on speakerphone
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  because Jenna Hager Bush, who got the job because
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  she's a nepo baby. Listen. Your dad started a
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  war where a lot of people died. Your dad's not
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  a good dude. It's just because Trump is so awful
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  that now we romanticize your dad. And it makes
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  me absolutely nauseated. Growing up, you heard
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  all this stuff about George Bush and how awful
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  he was, and he was. And just because the current
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  president sucks does not mean we rewrite the
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  past. Dad, Jenna. Jenna Bush Hager cold calling
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  her dad, former president George W. Bush. I remember
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  that loser. Live on the air. You're on TV, Dad.
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  You're on TV. I've been trying to avoid that.
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  Because, you know, people are going to ask you
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  things. I got this job because of my dad. He
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  probably has more talent. You know, we need a
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  minute to kind of just have fun. Yeah. And that's
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  what we're going to do. I will say they are very
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  attracted to the Busch dogs. And it really makes
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  you wonder if they live up to their last name
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  in more ways than one. A show anchor joined by
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  her co -host, Chanel Jones, having a little fun
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  going down memory lane. Yeah, it's so fun. How
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  your dad started a war and ruined everything.
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  But because Trump's so awful, we rewrite the
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  past. Oh, it's awesome. Revisiting Jenna's 2007
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  appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Oh, I'm
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  sure she totally earned that. Mm -hmm. When she
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  famously called GW mid -interview. I do want
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  to say Merry Christmas to you, and I want to
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  tell my little girl I love you. You can tell
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  Ellen just now when I talk to her. I love you
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  too, Dad. I love you, Dad. Thank you for helping
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  me. Get all these jobs. Most important job I've
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  ever had is to be a dad. Yeah, when you started
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  a war, you probably shouldn't admit that. So
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  naturally, Chanel suggests, can we try calling
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  43 again? Shut up. I think you've ever met Chanel.
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  Officially. I have not met Chanel. I'd like to
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  shake her hand, but it's a little difficult.
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  Maybe one day. Maybe one day. Oh, yeah. We're
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  living in a bizarre world where we're romanticizing
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  George Bush. This is not good. I'm dying. But
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  remember, GW's a businessman and knows how to
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  make the most of an opportunity. Listen, I'm
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  glad you called because I don't know if you know
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  this or not, but I've got a book coming out.
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  All right, here we freaking go. I got a book
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  coming out called I Started an Unnecessary Warm.
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  I'm close. I'm close. I'm close. Oh, yeah. If
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  you're listening on the day the show is released,
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  it's Saturday. But if you're listening in Fresno,
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  I guess what? I'm going to tell you right now.
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  We got this thing going on. We're going to wake
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  and bake. With our audience. But first, let's
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  do this. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out
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  of the pool for adult swim. All kids out. Attention,
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  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  aggressive, and those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three!
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  One, two, three, go! Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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  Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. No, no, no, no. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program's on fire.
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  Okay, we're here. All right. Lacking any meat.
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  And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
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  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh yeah, what
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  up? What happened? This is Hoppy on. I am your
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  host. Ryan Hoppe. 856 -4990. It's 856 -4990.
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  6467. 673. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppeRadio.
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  You can always email me. RyanHoppeRadio at gmail
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  .com. Let me turn this up in the club. Mmm. All
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  right. That's Dennis. Whatever you have. Because
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  today is talk like a pirate day. I love promiscuous
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  women. It's also meow like a pirate game. Sounds
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  like my cat when she vomits. All right. Here's
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  the note. Grab your blunt, your ball, your blunt,
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  your joint, whatever you have. And it is time
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  for us to get high. If you're listening and it's
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  like 625 and more and out there in Fresno, I
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  am. I don't even know. Alexa, what time does
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  the sun come up in Fresno, California? Sunrise
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  in Franceville, California is about 6 .05 a .m.
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  today. Oh, she thought I said something else
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  because of my obnoxious voice. So the sun's coming
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  up, you know. When are we going to do this? Where
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  the hell did I put my liner? Oh, here it is.
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  It's on my lap. already. You hear that? You hear
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  that? Oh, you do. Now I put this joint in my
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  mouth. Oh, yeah. We're going to make this studio
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  smell like a Wiz Khalifa concert. Oh, yeah. This
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  can't be healthy for me. Man. You freaking mutants
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  online. Keep attacking me. Attacking me. You
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  know who keeps viewing my LinkedIn page? Because
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  there isn't, again, publicity online. Again,
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  people are visiting my LinkedIn page, which essentially
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  is my resume. Cannot believe I've had 25 different
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  gigs. But I'm never the problem. Yeah. Paulie
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  Bornstein. Now you're going. Who's Paulie Bornstein?
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  For fans of the now deceased Opie and Anthony
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  show. Watching them argue on Twitter is like
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  listening to their parents argue. It sucks. You
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  remember this? And punch! Not funny! Remember
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  the Maxwell show on WMMS? Mm -hmm. Pauly has
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  been viewing my page and now he's like a mental
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  health advocate. Mm -hmm. He went from talking
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  bad about people to being a mental health advocate.
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  What a career turn. Isn't that like what they
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  call a hill turn for like wrestling? He goes
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  from talking about boobs to, you know, being
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  a therapist or whatever he does. Good for him.
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  He got sober. But it's so weird seeing Maxwell.
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  That's how I used to talk. Seeing him view my
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  page. I made it. Maxwell viewed it. Paulie Bornstein.
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  Mike Olivero does not like that guy. Just taking
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  a hit. This little hot joint I get over there
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  with exotic smokes. Yeah, it burns real slow.
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  And sometimes I don't like a slow burning joint.
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  It's like, we got places to be. We got stuff
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  to do today. Mm -hmm. Do we ever. So today is
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  National Fried Rice Day. And also National Rice
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  Krispie Day. 856. 49 Hopping. That is the perfect.
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  A munchie food is fried rice. And rice crispy.
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  But it'll also give you a stomachache. So that
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  kind of ruins the vibe a little bit. Y 'all.
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  Y 'all. Y 'all. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
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  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
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  is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
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  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
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  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
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  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
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  so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need stop cussing it looks like
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  you went and got a job not on the ipad screen
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  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
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  sock you know whatever like thank you but also
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  i would love to be getting railed but as a reminder
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  if you don't feel like listening to this next
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  song you can skip over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy
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  hour takes pride in his selection so stick around
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  folks oh yeah let me press this button right
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  here Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be
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  right back. I'm fresh, fallin' to the death Three
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  -point range, followin' my steps Clear, plain,
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  callin' from a jet I could go from Rome to Guatemala
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  in a sec I spent a hundred on the wrist, another
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  hundred on the chain I'm so, so fresh, money
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  ain't a thing No, he ain't Jermaine, but one
• 29:36
  up in the same And the son up in the blame And
• 30:04
  if I want it that bad, I'll take that A few people
• 30:08
  from a pad gon' hate that, ain't that the truth?
• 30:11
  Big Dame and that's cool, DJ Smoot killin' what
• 30:14
  you won't do See, I'm the rude boy, yeah, the
• 30:17
  victim's got a spit -shiny track My flow is ballin',
• 30:20
  I grow, I got it, blow old to chronic Blow whole
• 30:23
  through these suckas that know who I just play
• 30:33
  with her. Give me an hour, homie. You can spend
• 30:35
  the day with her. You take a shot and spend your
• 30:37
  money just to stay with her. She on the knees,
• 30:40
  homie. I ain't about to pray with her. My car
• 30:41
  is. My house is. Everything that comes out my
• 30:45
  mouth is. We G -O -U -T -I -E. We G -O -U -T
• 30:50
  -I -E. My car is. My chain is. Ryan Hoppy rolls
• 31:21
  in with a rumbling grin Says, pass that skillet,
• 31:25
  let the breakfast begin A little fried rice and
• 31:29
  a paper white bowl He's doing cartwheels, soy
• 31:33
  sauce on patrol Then the cereal box starts making
• 31:37
  a sound Little rice crisps bouncing all around
• 31:48
  the two -step beat fried rice and rice crispy
• 31:51
  what a morning surprise crunch in the bowl and
• 31:55
  a sparkle in your eyes i'll be out with ryan
• 31:58
  serving up the best munchies in the morning never
• 32:02
  settling for less fried rice and rice crispy
• 32:06
  pass a spoon my way a wacky little combo to start
• 32:10
  the day the calling line is buzzing the toast
• 32:14
  is on try Sauce on a marshmallow pie. What the
• 32:19
  fudge? I said stay curious. Let your taste buds
• 32:21
  roam. Many high street egg rolls in the studio
• 32:25
  phone. Savory, sweet, salty, snap. Brick breakfast
• 32:30
  got a funny little zigzag map. If your belly
• 32:34
  says yes and your brain says please, grab a bowl,
• 32:38
  grab a fork, grab it. Oh, yeah! It's crispy.
• 32:42
  What a morning surprise. National Fried Rice.
• 33:00
  Rice Krispie Nerd. All right, let's see what's
• 33:05
  happening. Today's all local news. They have
• 33:07
  all the cities. We listen to them. We in Tampa,
• 33:12
  Chicago. Cleveland, Fresno, Winston -Salem, Rochester,
• 33:18
  Jacksonville, Louisville, Orlando, Charlotte.
• 33:22
  It's a lot when you say it out loud. Jesus Christ.
• 33:25
  But first... Today on TMZ. So, uh, Deion Sanders...
• 33:34
  Yeah, he's kind of a douche. He has gone toe
• 33:37
  -to -toe with himself, and he nailed it. Deion
• 33:40
  Sanders had to have his big toe and... Oh, no,
• 33:43
  not the big toe! The second toe amputated. So
• 33:47
  he got himself prosthetic toes. And he's got
• 33:49
  a space for his old toes. Does it make the three
• 33:52
  toes that he has look gnarly? Yes. He should
• 33:55
  have gotten a pedicure for the other three so
• 33:57
  that they look better. That's lipstick on a pig,
• 33:59
  dude. He needs some lipstick on those fingers.
• 34:02
  Dave Portnoy defending Robert Kraft and going
• 34:05
  in on Macklemore. You're going to come into...
• 34:08
  Yeah, you know, Dave Portnoy's obviously ginger.
• 34:12
  He obviously didn't like what Macklemore said.
• 34:15
  He's also a beta male kiss -ass for Robert Kraft.
• 34:19
  If he was given an opportunity to jerk off Robert
• 34:22
  Kraft, he probably wouldn't. Mm -hmm. Bob Kraft's
• 34:26
  house and spit in his face? No f***ing way. In
• 34:30
  Bob Kraft's view, Macklemore is a raging anti
• 34:34
  -Semite. So Bob Kraft has essentially organized
• 34:36
  a boycott. Macklemore can go to a... Yeah, Robert
• 34:39
  Kraft, man, he's acting like he's so moral! He's
• 34:44
  so moral! Please shut your ass. Public Park and
• 34:49
  spout his views and hold a concert at Public
• 34:51
  Park. Do you know who was given Macklemore? That
• 34:54
  would be funny if Macklemore just pulled up like
• 34:56
  hot summer, hot ass, rich Boston, cyber park.
• 34:59
  I was like, I'm going to pay something. I got
• 35:02
  $20 in my pocket. Megaphone now. Robert Kraft.
• 35:07
  Yeah. So a woman in Minnesota was arrested and
• 35:10
  she looks just like. Yeah, he's in Minnesota.
• 35:12
  Brought her crazy. I went to Minnesota, I don't
• 35:16
  know, six months ago, five months ago to be exact.
• 35:20
  Got laid in an incredible... The girl ghosted
• 35:23
  on me. This just in. Minnesota girls don't like
• 35:28
  loud shock jocks. Like Jennifer Lopez. Her face
• 35:31
  looks like J -Lo. But what if her ass is, like,
• 35:34
  flat? Yeah, if you got a flat ass and you're
• 35:38
  looking like a J -Lo, that's not good. That would
• 35:46
  be like being a lookalike of Kate Hudson and
• 35:48
  having boobs. You're going to look like Jenny
• 35:50
  from The Block. You need a big butt. You do need
• 35:52
  a full body. You need the cops to be like, now
• 35:54
  turn to your right. On the TMZ podcast, I interviewed...
• 35:59
  Ah, good job promoting yourself. Help. Oh, here's
• 36:03
  a loser. I asked him the one cosmetic procedure
• 36:08
  he hates. I am never in support of filler. Yeah,
• 36:13
  even though your face looks like filler. Oh,
• 36:16
  but we can use screwdrivers. Freaking sociopath.
• 36:21
  A little awkward because I do have lip filler.
• 36:24
  But at one point, he cuts me off. He goes, I
• 36:26
  think you're hot. Oh, thank you, class. I want
• 36:30
  to cheat on my husband with you. He goes, you're
• 36:33
  hot. Hold on a second. Is that why we're pitching
• 36:35
  this? This was all to get to that moment. You
• 36:38
  think I was leading a horse to water? Leading
• 36:41
  a horse to water? You dumped the vase on his
• 36:43
  head. Oh, yeah. Love some good office ball busting,
• 36:49
  unless it involves me. Oh, yeah, that hot piece
• 36:53
  of ass though, Charlie. Yes, you got that. I'm
• 36:58
  clavicular. I want to bang you. Happy Hot Topic.
• 37:06
  All right. What do we got here? Tonight's star
• 37:15
  -studded event brought together none other than
• 37:17
  rapper Cardi B and American media personality
• 37:19
  Jason Lee. Yay! Jason Lee's kind of got a beat
• 37:24
  in the club. But a part of me wonders if he's
• 37:28
  a top or a bum. Reuniting in... So they went
• 37:32
  to a party together. Jason Lee runs Holly...
• 37:34
  No, Holly Scoop. That's no longer around. What
• 37:40
  is it called? Hollywood Unlocked. The Instagram
• 37:45
  account's very good. That's where we get a lot
• 37:48
  of our riveting topics. Ah, James. God, it's
• 37:58
  so freaking hot. You know, a threesome with them
• 38:01
  would be incredible. It'd just be so nice! Mm
• 38:04
  -hmm. Was sent home, but Julia Stiles felt vindicated
• 38:07
  with her performance after Andy Cohen apologized
• 38:10
  for one - Blah, Randy Cohen, blah, blah, you
• 38:13
  should never say sorry. Yeah, and what's going
• 38:16
  on here? For years, this fairy has been the punchline
• 38:20
  of many jokes. What? Uh, it's Colin Just and
• 38:23
  Pete Davidson on your fairy! Well, didn't know
• 38:27
  if anything was going to happen with it. Is this
• 38:29
  how we find out? No way. What does this moment
• 38:32
  feel like? You're on the ferry. How did this
• 38:33
  come to be? Suck it. Yeah, vengeance is ours.
• 38:37
  All right, this is riveting stuff. That's the
• 38:40
  way to describe my show. Suck it! Snooki is cancer
• 38:45
  free. There was this girl growing up that looked
• 38:50
  just like Snooki. She had huge boobs. Like, Snooki,
• 38:54
  oh, my God. Did she blow everybody on the football
• 38:57
  team? She was really Snooki. Oh, she gave them
• 39:02
  that Snooki. Mm -hmm. She also would slash everybody.
• 39:06
  Oh, you're in seventh grade. Oh, you're a 20
• 39:08
  -year -old. Let me see. Everyone gets to see
• 39:10
  my boobs under the bleachers. It was a very different
• 39:14
  time. Now girls are like, no, I'm waiting till
• 39:18
  marriage. Besides the seven guys I've banged.
• 39:22
  Mm -hmm. Ryan Clark said ESPN tried to humiliate
• 39:29
  him by firing him. Oh, my God, Ryan Clark. Aren't
• 39:33
  you ever sick of being a victim? You're not a
• 39:35
  victim. You're freaking annoying. You're a race
• 39:38
  -baiting douche. Frankie Munez says he has hit
• 39:42
  rock bottom. Taylor Frankie Paul was called a
• 39:49
  bitch by Miranda Hope. I think we all know that.
• 39:54
  All the things that she's been accused of. If
• 39:57
  a man does it. Oh, he's crucified. Let's see
• 40:03
  here. Brian Hickerson says people need to leave
• 40:09
  him alone. Poor you. What's going on here? Never
• 40:13
  have to compete with any other man. Ever. I don't
• 40:16
  care who you are. What you look like. Or what
• 40:20
  you have. A big cock. My man will always be the
• 40:24
  most attractive in my eyes. I do have cute blue
• 40:27
  eyes. You know, they're pretty nice. Mm -hmm.
• 40:30
  He will never wonder if I'm looking. Whatever,
• 40:33
  honey. Nothing interesting. Mm. You. Pursuing
• 40:38
  you like a crazy person in the early stages of
• 40:41
  dating with the text messages. She is not regulated.
• 40:45
  Regulators! Listen to my words on this. No. This
• 40:48
  woman, who doesn't know you from Adam, when she's
• 40:52
  texting you 37 times a day, does... Yeah, you
• 40:55
  know, that wears off. I had that back in August.
• 40:58
  This girl is heavy. And then all of a sudden,
• 41:01
  I just stopped hearing from her. And I was like,
• 41:03
  you know what? Yeah, bye -bye. See you later.
• 41:05
  Off the wall, cockaboo! Mm -hmm. Let's be controversial,
• 41:10
  shall we? Most of the times, the cases where
• 41:12
  the women are the breadwinners, those are the
• 41:14
  marriages that don't last. Yeah, to be honest,
• 41:16
  they think they're better than you. And none!
• 41:20
  They never find a guy as good as you. Because
• 41:26
  all their friends are like, how much money does
• 41:28
  he make? This is a very weird subject. This woman
• 41:33
  is saying that postpartum is like post -nut clarity
• 41:35
  for women. I believe that postpartum is post
• 41:39
  -not -clarity for women. She knows that because
• 41:41
  a lot of guys probably had post -not -clarity
• 41:45
  with her. Men's behavior after they have kids
• 41:48
  is similar to men's behavior when they... Oh,
• 41:51
  so that means... I've never once thought about
• 41:55
  murdering somebody after getting my rocks off.
• 41:58
  I'm usually pretty chill, you know. Sleep with
• 42:01
  a woman, because here's what happens. Men will
• 42:02
  think they're into you, and they'll even convince
• 42:04
  themselves they really like you. And then...
• 42:06
  You know, guys talk about this all the time.
• 42:08
  They hook up with you, and they're like, oh,
• 42:09
  what did I do? Yeah, it is kind of disgusting.
• 42:11
  You know, like, oh, hand up! And then you're
• 42:15
  like, oh, Lord, what the fuck did I do? Mm -hmm.
• 42:22
  Alexa, what are the NFL Week 2 matchups this
• 42:30
  weekend? Sunday's Week 2 NFL slate pits the Carolina
• 42:39
  Panthers at Atlanta Falcons Minnesota, Vikings
• 42:43
  at Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals at Houston
• 42:46
  Texans, Pittsburgh Steelers at New England Patriots,
• 42:49
  Green Bay Packers at New York Jets, Cleveland
• 42:51
  Browns at Tampa Bay Buccaneers. New Orleans Saints
• 42:54
  at Baltimore Ravens, Philadelphia Eagles at Tennessee
• 42:57
  Titans, Las Vegas Raiders at Los Angeles Chargers,
• 43:01
  Jacksonville Jaguars at Denver Broncos, Seattle
• 43:04
  Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals, and Washington
• 43:06
  Commanders at Dallas Cowboys. Also, I couldn't
• 43:10
  tell who I was speaking with, and I can help
• 43:11
  even better when I know you. What's your name?
• 43:14
  Mike Kalta. Mike Kalta, I don't seem to have
• 43:20
  a profile for you. Ashley Madison leak. That's
• 43:39
  all I got to say about that. What's going on
• 43:44
  here? She was schooling me on football. For real?
• 43:49
  Oh, it's Tom Cruise on Jimmy Fallon. They're
• 43:55
  so funny. Shut up! For real? Tom Cruise knows
• 43:59
  all too well how much Taylor Swift loves football.
• 44:03
  The director shared what he and Tay chatted about
• 44:05
  while sitting next to one another at her husband
• 44:08
  Travis Kelsey's season opener. Yeah, you know,
• 44:10
  they signed NDAs. Or maybe they're such big shots
• 44:15
  that they don't even need to sign an NDA. Because
• 44:18
  they know they'll keep it quiet. When the Kansas
• 44:21
  City Chiefs went up against the Denver Broncos
• 44:23
  September 14th, tells Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight
• 44:27
  Show September 17th, What do you talk about?
• 44:30
  She was schooling me on football. For real? For
• 44:34
  real. Like, she was... Yeah, you know, because
• 44:37
  you don't really know how to hang out with the
• 44:41
  homies. You're kind of a weird guy. You're kind
• 44:43
  of dancing. Mm -hmm. Oh, geez, I'm coughing.
• 44:49
  That's my karma. There's this story that Adam
• 44:53
  Carolla tells where Tom Cruise is at a Jimmy
• 44:56
  Kimmel Super Bowl party and he brings cupcakes
• 44:59
  and his mom and says, does anybody here like
• 45:03
  football? To me, that's the most Tom Cruise story
• 45:05
  ever! Here is Sean McVay talking about how he
• 45:10
  never wants to play down under again. I just
• 45:12
  want to see us be present right now and move
• 45:14
  forward. That game is so far, it's almost like
• 45:17
  you try to do the Men in Black thing where you
• 45:19
  say, hey, I don't remember what happened. Even
• 45:22
  though you remember every time. So long ago,
• 45:25
  we're not playing in Australia ever again, I
• 45:28
  hope. Here's Aaron Rodgers being a douche. In
• 45:35
  terms of Roman, you've always talked highly of
• 45:36
  him. Whatever. There you go. He's a delightful
• 45:46
  guy. I'm sure interviewing him is fun. This next
• 45:49
  story is very strange. I don't get the people.
• 45:53
  They get the rocks off by public sex. It creeps
• 45:57
  me out. It's not very nice. And no one needs
• 46:00
  to see me going to pound town anyway. I like
• 46:03
  the anonymity of the bedroom. Find me a bed.
• 46:07
  Find me a woman to get on top and I'm good. Happy
• 46:11
  Hot Topic. Yeah, because what's happening here?
• 46:15
  ...are accused of a disturbing act right in front
• 46:18
  of people inside of a bowling alley. Oh, yeah,
• 46:21
  some sex in a bowling alley with a former NFL
• 46:23
  wide receiver. You know, she was open wide. ...Bailey
• 46:29
  and his girlfriend, Karina Manderson. They were
• 46:31
  arrested last week for allegedly having sex inside
• 46:34
  round one bowling alley in Arcade. It was round
• 46:37
  one. Round two was at Dave & Buster's. According
• 46:41
  to police, Bailey had his pants down, and so
• 46:44
  did Manderson. She was leaning over at the bar
• 46:48
  and Bailey was behind her. Both are charged with
• 46:51
  sexual exposure. I was like, this is it. It makes
• 47:00
  me so upset to think about it. Kim Kardashian
• 47:05
  awarded just one year. Kim, sit on my face. Hero
• 47:09
  by a Paris court on Tuesday after she was bound,
• 47:12
  gagged, and robbed. Oh, that's not good. That's
• 47:16
  the one time she doesn't want that. At gunpoint
• 47:19
  of. All right, so she got a dollar back. Nice.
• 47:23
  I don't think that was staged. I think that was
• 47:25
  the real thing in her life. By the way, I have
• 47:28
  nothing against having sex with Cara. Kendall
• 47:30
  Jenner is finally clearing the air about those
• 47:33
  long -standing Cara Delevingne dating rumors.
• 47:37
  Oh, yeah! You know she's had sex with a woman
• 47:40
  or two. Mm -hmm. Which is probably why I'm attracted
• 47:43
  to her. Because I always attract these bisexual
• 47:47
  free spirits. After more than a decade of speculation
• 47:51
  that the supermodel besties were once more than
• 47:54
  friends. They're this generation's Gayle King
• 47:57
  and Oprah. Kendall sets the record straight in
• 48:00
  a new trailer for... God, Kendall's so freaking
• 48:02
  hot. He's an aide of the Kardashians. The 30
• 48:05
  -year -old sits down with Cara and addresses...
• 48:07
  Whatever, I don't give a shit. All right. It's
• 48:14
  time for Happy's Hoops. Right now. Who wants
• 48:20
  to play? Play, please. Be nice. Got nervous.
• 48:25
  Go. Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the
• 48:30
  scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams. Got
• 48:33
  him. Got him. Oh, yeah! Fuck you, shitty radio
• 48:45
  PD. You're anonymous twat! That's my new... Fuck
• 48:52
  you, Dizzy. Fuck you, shitty radio PD. Whatever
• 48:56
  your name is on Instagram. Show your face! You're
• 49:00
  a coward! And a liar! I know you're not supposed
• 49:07
  to address the trolls. But you know what? Shut
• 49:10
  your ass. What if it was like a really... What
• 49:14
  if it was like my ex trying to troll me? You
• 49:17
  never know nowadays. I'm not really having a
• 49:21
  good day. Psych! You know what today is. It's
• 49:26
  Taco Tuesday! God, LeBron's annoying. I cheated
• 49:33
  on my wife! Just like Tampa Bay Morning Radio
• 49:39
  hosts. LeBron should start a cover band. Call
• 49:46
  it King James Toddler. Yeah! That's what they
• 49:51
  should do. Here's Angel Reese on Caitlin Clark.
• 49:56
  One of the names that we always hear when we
• 49:58
  hear Angel Reese is Caitlin Clark as well. Yeah,
• 50:01
  you know, you did that bang bang thing. People
• 50:05
  have tried to pit you guys against each other.
• 50:07
  How much of that is actual rivalry versus just
• 50:10
  commentary from the public, like people trying
• 50:12
  to... I think it's very real on Angel's part.
• 50:16
  I don't think it's as real on Kalen's part. I
• 50:19
  don't think she really gives a fucking shit.
• 50:21
  Make you guys be enemies. Yeah, I think it's
• 50:22
  just competition. It's been competition since
• 50:24
  college. Yeah, you know, she's hotter than me.
• 50:28
  She's better than me. She's got more fans than
• 50:31
  me. She knows how to actually make shots. Being
• 50:35
  able to play against Caitlyn. I've been playing
• 50:36
  against Caitlyn since we were probably in 8th
• 50:39
  or 9th grade. Ah, so this goes deep. She's had
• 50:42
  to hear about the white girl. Here is Dennis
• 50:49
  Rodman's daughter. Yeah, and it's just hard because
• 50:51
  it's like, even now, I'm like trying to be honest
• 50:53
  about it and I'm still giving him sympathy, which
• 50:55
  is like frustrating for me because... Oh yeah,
• 50:57
  she's got raging daddy issues. Alexa, did you
• 51:00
  know I'm attracting the girls with daddy issues?
• 51:03
  Mm -hmm. That's a tough pattern to deal with.
• 51:07
  Do you think there's something about your own
• 51:09
  dynamic that's drawing that in? Or is it just
• 51:11
  a weird run of luck? I think they give really
• 51:14
  good blowjobs. Mm -hmm. I can't engage with that
• 51:19
  topic. Alexa, shut up. Shut up. In reality, I
• 51:25
  think he's an extremely selfish human being.
• 51:28
  You aren't either. You're perfect. Shut up. John
• 51:34
  Calipari says that the NBA players like Stephen
• 51:38
  Curry should run for government. I mean, they
• 51:41
  do have a perfect open relationship. Everyone
• 51:44
  kind of knows about it. But doesn't talk on it.
• 51:49
  All right. I think it's time. We do. Our radio
• 51:56
  news. Oh, yeah. It's going to get the club going.
• 51:59
  We're all going to go wild and crazy. Hey, y
• 52:07
  'all. Motherfuckers. I'll make sure you're ready.
• 52:14
  Motherfuckers. I hate you. Yo, yo, yo Static
• 52:19
  crackles, Hoppy on the air Spilling radio secrets,
• 52:22
  man, he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons
• 52:25
  in pairs DJ drama, he's the one who dares Program
• 52:29
  directors scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists
• 52:32
  rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,
• 52:35
  they rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than
• 52:37
  a baseline boom Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting
• 52:40
  the truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing
• 52:43
  the booth No more He got the receipts, callin'
• 52:48
  out the spies Morning shows faker than they laughs
• 52:50
  at six Producers ghostwrite, hosts write the
• 52:53
  scripts Interns runnin' miles, unpaid trips While
• 52:56
  the suits sip coffee, countin' Oh, the suits
• 52:59
  that are protected FM fizz, mic in hand, cuttin'
• 53:03
  through Shut your ass! Pullin' cards, no regard
• 53:05
  for career Pass assassin, they all in tears Jingle,
• 53:10
  jinglin', fake contests ringin' All right. I
• 53:23
  should have. Here is Sid Rosenberg going from
• 53:27
  sports talk to political talk. For me, I think
• 53:30
  one of the reasons why I've had success, people
• 53:32
  say to me all the time, the transition from sports
• 53:35
  talk to political talk, you make it look really
• 53:38
  easy. Yeah, I don't know what people say to that,
• 53:41
  but. And the truth is, it's the same. Yeah, he's
• 53:45
  just baiting people. He was his best with Imus.
• 53:51
  Here's how Brandon Tierney is betting on himself.
• 53:54
  Mine was a little unique in the sense that I
• 53:57
  knew it was coming to an end, like, you know,
• 53:59
  about a month or so before it ended, and I give
• 54:01
  the station credit. That's not a lot of time.
• 54:03
  Well, but it's better than a day. You know, sometimes
• 54:06
  some people get hit within this business, and
• 54:08
  I appreciated that from my bosses at WFAN. So
• 54:11
  I am. Oh. I knew I was plotting it out, and I
• 54:15
  was doing a Sunday Football Jets podcast on YouTube,
• 54:19
  so I had some familiarity with it. And I just
• 54:22
  made the very early determination that I wasn't
• 54:25
  going to wait around, you know, even though severance
• 54:28
  was rolling in. Like, I was jumping in. Hell
• 54:30
  yeah, you don't want to be forgotten. Mm -hmm.
• 54:33
  Because when you're forgotten, you're screwed.
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  We about to go live. Tampa Bay News is the place
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  city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter than
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  it spin. Oh, whatever. Let's do this. Whoa! Happy
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  Hot Topic! We have a lot to get into, so buckle
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  up, bitch. A Hillsborough County man, now a millionaire,
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  after hitting the jackpot over the weekend. Oh,
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  yeah, it's going to be nice! Man, the tax is
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  coming. The Hard Rock Casino in Tampa. It was
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  on this machine. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
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  Dragon Link on a moonslot machine. You know,
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  the casino's like, God damn it! Seen it, never
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  heard of it, but... Oh, whatever, honey. No one
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  cares. No one wants... Has this news reporter
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  heard of it? Mm -hmm. Live, this is News Channel
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  8 at 5. Oh, thank God you told me what channel
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  it is. On your side. Two or three of them were
• 1:04:17
  spinning around like they got hit so hard that
• 1:04:20
  they turned around. Yeah, it's not good. Well,
• 1:04:24
  some pretty shocking surveillance video shows
• 1:04:25
  the moment a truck speeding down a local roadway
• 1:04:28
  slammed into several vehicles. Yeah! People drive
• 1:04:32
  like absolute asswipes out there. There I go.
• 1:04:36
  A vehicle's at a stoplight. A very uneducated
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  city. Good evening, I'm Jennifer Lee. And I'm
• 1:04:42
  Josh Benson. Thanks for being here tonight. Oh,
• 1:04:44
  what up, Josh? The pileup involved 10 vehicles
• 1:04:47
  and left four people hurt, some seriously. That's
• 1:04:50
  not good. Just before 8 this morning at the intersection
• 1:04:52
  of Omerton Road and... Oh, yeah! And they fell
• 1:04:55
  asleep because they had Kelton. They're like,
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  God, this is boring. Turn on Hoppy Hour to wake
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  up. 66th Street in Largo. All right, there you
• 1:05:05
  go. Frickin' idiots. You got to be careful in
• 1:05:08
  Largo in general. The Pinellas Sheriff's Office
• 1:05:12
  is cracking down on child pornography, and today
• 1:05:15
  the sheriff... Oh, that's good. They found 15
• 1:05:17
  people. I don't really like talking about CP
• 1:05:19
  on here. Mm -hmm. And now Tampa International
• 1:05:22
  Airport could be getting a little bit easier
• 1:05:24
  here. The airport says they just upgraded their
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  touchscreens at all of their parking garages
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  to a... Oh, thank God! We got into 21st century.
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  Congratulations. Wow. Tap to pay payments. All
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  right. That's good. It's really good. I saw this
• 1:05:44
  headline. I walked by this place a lot. Get this.
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  Pickleball. What an annoying bird. Have you picked
• 1:05:53
  a ball yet? I've tried it a couple of times.
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  Pickleball. Yeah. A couple of times. I'll tell
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  you what. If you play more than. All right. So
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  this place got named Pickleball. I don't need
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  to hear. Yeah. You know how, like, radio announcers
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  like me are good at talking, but not really good
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  at reading? Yeah! Those reporters are good at
• 1:06:13
  reading, but not talking! Yeah. And this next
• 1:06:22
  headline represents the Bay Area, specifically
• 1:06:26
  the city of Clearwater, simping for Scientology,
• 1:06:30
  which is ridiculous. Two major decisions now
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  involve the Church of Scientology. The problem
• 1:06:37
  is everybody else around the world knows it's
• 1:06:40
  a cult. Now it's the freaking worst. But they
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  have money. So the city of Clearwater likes them.
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  Town Clearwater, they're moving forward this
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  morning. Oh, thank God. A cult that covers up
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  rape has taken over Clearwater. Shut your ass.
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  City Council just approved a request that clears
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  the way for a major new entertainment complex,
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  and Council also agreed to move forward with
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  the petition. God is a reporter. I could just
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  look at her on her. ...aimed at reversing an
• 1:07:10
  earlier street transfer to the church there.
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  Yeah, no church. None of them. Not the one that
• 1:07:16
  believes in gibbous or posthum or, you know,
• 1:07:21
  Judaism. None of them. I don't know. None of
• 1:07:25
  the religions should be running a street. This
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  morning, 10 Table Bay News reporter Ash Patel
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  is live for us in Clearwater. She's another pretty
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  cute girl. Yeah, so Ash, what happens next here
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  with these two things? They got to have that
• 1:07:37
  little sound effect. Two separate decisions as
• 1:07:41
  Scientology continues to expand its footprint.
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  Yeah, that's not good. But they got money and
• 1:07:48
  city of Clearwater sold out. Throughout downtown
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  Clearwater, one giving that green light for that
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  entertainment. Give me the green light, baby.
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  And the other facing a legal review of that earlier
• 1:08:04
  street transfer. This is not good. The fact that
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  we're negotiating with a cult is freaking ridiculous.
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  I want you guys to take a look at your screen.
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  This gives you an idea. Oh, they're making a
• 1:08:15
  family entertainment center. Yeah, when I think
• 1:08:18
  of Scientology, I think of family values. Idea
• 1:08:22
  of what that entertainment center could look
• 1:08:24
  like. First council approved closing parts of
• 1:08:27
  three public rights of way. Water. To clear the
• 1:08:30
  way for the plan. Yeah, there really should be
• 1:08:33
  no plan, but this area just simps over. And over
• 1:08:37
  again. And then they're like, why are we not
• 1:08:39
  taken seriously as a metropolitan area? Because
• 1:08:42
  you're siding with a cult. Yeah. Oh, geez. Oh,
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  yeah. Where the stories flow Ryan Hopps got the
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  Mike Keys running the show He calls it like it
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  is No sugar, no glaze Serving up the truth in
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  a Midwest blaze Uh, uh All right. We have a lot
• 1:09:48
  happening. I don't remember. So let's get into
• 1:09:55
  this right now. Right now. Happy Hot Topic. Headline
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  number one. Chicago police are also warning about
• 1:10:07
  a man who grabbed a woman at a CTA blue line
• 1:10:10
  station in Maine. If you used to keep to yourself
• 1:10:13
  at the CTA, you were so fine. Now it sucks. Take
• 1:10:19
  a look at your screen here. Police say on September
• 1:10:22
  5th, this man took a blue line train from the
• 1:10:24
  Cumberland station. He looks like a thug. To
• 1:10:27
  the division station. All right, so it's not
• 1:10:31
  really good, but it's Brandon Johnson, Chicago.
• 1:10:35
  A Gary firefighter faces charges after crashing
• 1:10:38
  into an Indiana State Trooper then leaving the
• 1:10:41
  scene. That's where you're dumb as fuck. You
• 1:10:44
  never leave the scene. You deal with the consequences
• 1:10:47
  and you'll probably get off better than if you
• 1:10:50
  leave the scene. Back down to first alert weather.
• 1:10:54
  And David, I have to say, I'm sort of enjoying
• 1:10:56
  this little taste of fall to come. I love this
• 1:10:59
  hot piece of ass report. So they're saying that
• 1:11:01
  there was a storm on Tuesday. Yeah. My family
• 1:11:05
  out there lives there. Yeah! It's getting dangerous
• 1:11:09
  with global warming. Rapper was inside his vehicle
• 1:11:13
  at this BP gas station parking lot here behind
• 1:11:16
  me, Windows. Yeah, it's Rapper. Q50. Got shot
• 1:11:22
  and killed. Six gunmen fired more than 50 shots.
• 1:11:26
  Yeah! That's a lot of bullets for the homie.
• 1:11:30
  This was all captured on nearby surveillance
• 1:11:33
  cameras. Yeah, these gangsters are just trying
• 1:11:35
  to get caught. They ain't even trying to hide
• 1:11:38
  it anymore. Chicago police are looking for this
• 1:11:41
  man accused of sexually abusing a woman. Oh,
• 1:11:45
  that's good. They always look very, you know,
• 1:11:48
  like everybody else in Chicago. And that can
• 1:11:50
  be of any skin color. These cameras they have
• 1:11:53
  at the CTA, it's like if it's a black person,
• 1:11:55
  it looks like any black person. If it's a white
• 1:11:57
  person with a hoodie, it looks like every white
• 1:11:58
  person. Get better equipment. And at a gas station
• 1:12:02
  in Orland Park, reportedly took matters into
• 1:12:04
  his own hands when he was the target of a robbery.
• 1:12:07
  Jenna Barnes has been working this story, joining
• 1:12:09
  us live. What up, Jenna Barnes? From Orland with
• 1:12:12
  more. Jenna. Yeah, Pat, a man pumping gas here
• 1:12:16
  this morning had to react quickly when a masked
• 1:12:19
  gunman tried to rob him. That customer pulled
• 1:12:22
  out his own gun and shot the robber. Yeah! That's
• 1:12:27
  pretty freaking sweet. Mmm. What's going on here?
• 1:12:32
  Right now, the state agency that owns Rayfield
• 1:12:34
  is meeting to talk about the ballpark's future.
• 1:12:37
  I know it as U .S. Cellular Field, and that's
• 1:12:40
  what I'll always know it as, okay? Got it. Prosecutors
• 1:12:45
  say the bus aide charged after a shooting on
• 1:12:47
  a bus will appear in court today. Steven Dixon
• 1:12:50
  Jr. was originally scheduled for a hearing yesterday
• 1:12:54
  after police announced charges against him. He
• 1:12:56
  faces a felony and... Ah, there you go. And there's
• 1:13:03
  this. Charlie Kirk's family is accusing Utah
• 1:13:06
  Valley University of major security failures.
• 1:13:09
  Ah, you don't say. The security there was shitty
• 1:13:16
  radio, Jack. Oh, yeah. What's going on here?
• 1:13:23
  Welcome back. New data shows Chicago's new speed
• 1:13:25
  cameras have been a huge success. Fuck you! You're
• 1:13:30
  robbing us. We're late to work. The city logged
• 1:13:32
  one ticket every 48 seconds last year. Oh, and
• 1:13:36
  I'm sure the money goes right into Brandon Johnson's
• 1:13:38
  pocket for the prostitutes. Mm -hmm. Aqua Dome
• 1:13:42
  is ready to open at the Wisconsin Dells next
• 1:13:44
  month. Oh, yeah! If you were middle class, you
• 1:13:49
  know, you went to Wisconsin Dells. I was born
• 1:13:52
  at this hospital. Two shuttered Chicago area
• 1:13:55
  hospitals are under new control. I just realized
• 1:13:58
  some people might have thought I meant that I
• 1:13:59
  was born in Wisconsin Bills. Two shuttered Chicago
• 1:14:02
  area hospitals are under new control this morning,
• 1:14:05
  but they remain closed. Yeah, West American hospitals
• 1:14:09
  where I came out of my mom's vagina. An agreement
• 1:14:11
  reached in court ends a year -long battleship.
• 1:14:15
  Whatever. There's a battleship. I always like
• 1:14:19
  to play in that game. Mm -hmm. What's going on
• 1:14:22
  here? Hundreds of swimmers are taking the plunge
• 1:14:25
  into the Chicago River. Organizers say this is
• 1:14:29
  only the second. Yeah, but you got to do it in
• 1:14:31
  like December when it's like 20. Actually, let
• 1:14:33
  me not manifest that because I'm going to Chicago
• 1:14:34
  in December. So I'm hoping it's more like 40,
• 1:14:37
  50 in the club. I would prefer that. Please.
• 1:14:44
  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microphone key. Yeah. My bad.
• 1:15:07
  My bad. Fuck Dizzy and fuck Shady Radio, John.
• 1:16:14
  I do shuttle. I'm sure my neighbors love me.
• 1:16:20
  San Jose police say one of its officers was fired
• 1:16:25
  for inappropriately using automated license plate
• 1:16:27
  reader information. It's weird. On the East Coast,
• 1:16:32
  they call it fly cameras. On the West Coast,
• 1:16:35
  they call it automatic cameras. Whatever they
• 1:16:39
  just said. Here's the thing. Either way. It's
• 1:16:44
  corrupt. The officer allegedly used his personal
• 1:16:48
  phone to access the flock camera system. Yeah,
• 1:16:51
  this is the problem. I would say 20 % of the
• 1:16:54
  time the flock camera can find a hit and run
• 1:16:57
  suspect. It's great. Whatever. But the problem
• 1:17:00
  is for the other times, you know, where they're
• 1:17:04
  stalking people. They just go, oh, what about
• 1:17:07
  the crimes we caught? and share it with the suspect.
• 1:17:11
  The Bay Area News Group says the officer shared
• 1:17:13
  the location of a vehicle with his cousin who
• 1:17:16
  was a... Oh, that's good. Defending your domestic
• 1:17:18
  abuse cousin. Fuck you! So sick of these dirty
• 1:17:22
  ass cops! Suspect in a domestic violence situation.
• 1:17:27
  Lizard, lizard. The cousin used the information
• 1:17:30
  to track down the victim. Oh, that's good. Either
• 1:17:37
  the cousin or the officer has been criminally
• 1:17:39
  charged. Oh, yeah. You know, if I did that, I'd
• 1:17:42
  be charged in a second. Oh, we're going to figure
• 1:17:44
  out how to keep him on the force. Shut up! Sick
• 1:17:48
  of it. Legal analysts say because the officer
• 1:17:50
  has authorized access to the flock system, existing
• 1:17:53
  criminal statutes that cover confidential criminal
• 1:17:56
  databases may not apply. Oh, well, that's good.
• 1:18:00
  And people, cops go, why don't you like it? Because
• 1:18:04
  of things like that. Shut up! From the Capitol
• 1:18:07
  newsroom, California Governor Gavin Newsom has
• 1:18:09
  announced he will not run for president in 2028
• 1:18:12
  if Kamala Harris enters the race. Oh yeah, I'd
• 1:18:15
  rather have her than him. He's a freaking douche.
• 1:18:19
  Two Ethiopian twins conjoined at the head recently
• 1:18:23
  had a successful separation. That's good. That's
• 1:18:26
  very good. There's stuff happening, Fresno. Mm
• 1:18:29
  -hmm. Their top story tonight, over 2 ,000 pounds
• 1:18:32
  of crystal methamphetamine seized following a
• 1:18:35
  multi -agency operation. That would have been
• 1:18:38
  the life of the party. If you think I'm annoying
• 1:18:42
  now, imagine me on meth. Oh, yeah, I'd be shutting
• 1:18:48
  the fuck up. Never. From Winston -Salem, I'm
• 1:19:03
  talkin' clean Carolina breeze in my daily routine
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  Got the draw when I roll through the lines Slow
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  with the words, but the thought still shines
• 1:19:13
  Riding Hoppy on the mic all day Out of Tampa
• 1:19:16
  Bay, he don't play Say what he mean, let the
• 1:19:19
  truth come true If it hit the room, then it hit
• 1:19:22
  the room He don't bite his tongue No, he let
• 1:19:27
  it fly If it's on his mind Winston -Salem News.
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  Tell it true. Tell it true. Winston -Salem News.
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  Coming through. Copy hour on the dial. Let it
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  -Salem News. All right. 856 -4900. No! Copy hot
• 1:20:00
  topic! What's going on here? Breaking news tonight,
• 1:20:05
  a data center is one step closer to coming to
• 1:20:08
  Stokes County. Tonight, commissioners voted in
• 1:20:10
  favor of rezoning almost 2 ,000 acres along U
• 1:20:14
  .S. Highway 311. It's going to look so pretty.
• 1:20:17
  Mm -hmm. Like, there's no stopping them, but
• 1:20:20
  it doesn't mean I like it. Well, this past Sunday
• 1:20:23
  was Grandparents Day, and for one of Chad's folks,
• 1:20:26
  being a grandmother has a lot to do with... Keeping
• 1:20:30
  time. Chad Tucker shows us how an old clock is
• 1:20:34
  bringing back memories and creating new ones.
• 1:20:37
  Whatever. I loosened this, the hour hand, and
• 1:20:43
  pulled it back. Time. Whatever. It has a way
• 1:20:48
  of taking things from us. That's a stupid story.
• 1:20:52
  He had a whole family collection of cuckoo clocks.
• 1:20:55
  Cuckoo. That's me. I'm cuckoo. Fox 8 is your
• 1:21:00
  local election headquarters. We are 46 days away
• 1:21:03
  from the November election. Oh, yeah! And we're
• 1:21:07
  learning more about how North Carolina voters
• 1:21:09
  feel about three constitutional amendments. Well,
• 1:21:13
  this reporter's pretty cute for Winston's sale.
• 1:21:15
  On the ballot, an Elon University poll found
• 1:21:18
  72 % of voters support an amendment that would
• 1:21:21
  restrict how much cities and counties can raise
• 1:21:24
  property taxes. Critics say it would cut into
• 1:21:27
  the main funding source for things like public
• 1:21:30
  schools. All right, we're getting a little too
• 1:21:31
  political. I dance around it a little bit. But
• 1:21:36
  sometimes it gets a little too political. Mm
• 1:21:39
  -hmm. Just learned what caused the Davidson County
• 1:21:41
  School activity bus driver to crash with two
• 1:21:44
  students on board. This all happened last Wednesday.
• 1:21:47
  We first showed you this video yesterday. You
• 1:21:50
  can see the bus crashing on Turner Road. State
• 1:21:53
  Highway Patrol says the driver was trying to
• 1:21:55
  avoid debris. Yeah, and he should have just hit
• 1:21:58
  the debris, to be honest. Mm -hmm. Yeah! Expect
• 1:22:03
  to see more police officers in downtown Greensboro.
• 1:22:07
  All right, so just don't smoke your weed down
• 1:22:10
  there. Mm -hmm. Says that the total number of
• 1:22:14
  reported cases of rabies is now 16 for this year.
• 1:22:18
  So North Carolina's got 16 and the county of
• 1:22:21
  Goldford, which is where Winston -Salem is. Time
• 1:22:25
  for Charlotte News to keep the North Carolina
• 1:22:27
  vibe. Hey, turn them. I'm not really live there,
• 1:22:36
  but... Oh, yeah! Yeah! Good morning, Charlotte.
• 1:22:51
  Grab your coffee and brace. Ryan Hoppy got a
• 1:22:53
  headline with a grin on his face. From Noda to
• 1:22:55
  South End to Field Creek to Plaza. He'll read
• 1:22:58
  every rumor like a courtroom prosecutor. Traffic
• 1:23:00
  on 485. Rest in peace to David Ace Cannon, my
• 1:23:04
  mentor. And, you know, the king of Charlotte
• 1:23:08
  radios, even in heaven. Charlotte, North Carolina
• 1:23:12
  news. Hoppy's got opinions and he's bringing
• 1:23:15
  a few. I love when my show's growing so much
• 1:23:31
  that even AI knows I'm a loudmouth. Because I
• 1:23:33
  didn't say, call me a loudmouth, but it did.
• 1:23:37
  No! Happy Hot Topic! Chesterfield County officials
• 1:23:43
  are releasing video of an inmate's escape from
• 1:23:45
  jail using a pencil. It happened on September
• 1:23:48
  1st. Deputies say Charles Dietrich used the pencil
• 1:23:51
  to open the cell's locking mechanism. Yeah, they
• 1:23:54
  ain't getting pencils anymore. He then got out
• 1:23:56
  through another unlocked door, but deputies found
• 1:24:00
  him a short distance away. What's going on here?
• 1:24:14
  So that was a traffic stop that happened last
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  week in Florida. A driver apparently got really,
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  really, really scared of a frog. A really little
• 1:24:21
  frog that actually got into the... Austin, why
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  are you shaking your head? It's a frog. But it...
• 1:24:27
  Here's the dumb part. She's letting the cop in
• 1:24:30
  her car. It came out of nowhere. Buffalo says
• 1:24:32
  frog in Florida. Yeah, yeah, whatever. She needs
• 1:24:36
  to clean that car. Me too. Mm -hmm. A new crackdown
• 1:24:39
  is showing just how much dangerous driving troopers
• 1:24:41
  are finding on the roads. Oh yeah, driving like
• 1:24:44
  maniacs out there. Two weeks between August and
• 1:24:48
  September, North Carolina troopers filed more
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  than 40 ,000 charges. Filed a lot of charges.
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  Orlando News. I don't feel like doing the whole
• 1:25:01
  intro, so here's Orlando News. Tonight, the city
• 1:25:04
  of Wildwood says they fired an employee accused
• 1:25:07
  of stealing about 23 ,000 taxpayer dollars. What
• 1:25:10
  a dumb run. The city says Gabriela Asione was
• 1:25:14
  arrested on. I see. Probably should not be doing
• 1:25:16
  that. If I could give you advice. I know that
• 1:25:21
  I'm a loud mouth, but sometimes I got some really
• 1:25:24
  good advice. You're not listening to me. All
• 1:25:27
  right. It's time for Louisville news. From St.
• 1:25:46
  Pete, he pull up clean 6ix9ine frame tall like
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  a dream Rhyme hop in heat, don't bite his tongue
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  Spay it to your face, let the whole thing run
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  Louisville night, see them touch that mic Talk
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  real talk, can be raw all night Sex dating stars
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  who fell from grace Then they throw that throwback
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  in the place World, world, why wait? Yeah, the
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  call go far From the Gulf to the world, from
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  town to bar He speak his mind, let the chips
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  all fall When Hoppy say it, you can feel that
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  wall Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour Say it loud, say
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  it louder Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour Brian speaks
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  and the truth gets louder Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour
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  Oh, yeah. All right, I'm back. Mm -hmm. What's
• 1:26:43
  going on here? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Mm -hmm.
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  A new hometown hero banner is... Oh, yeah! Louisville
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  loves their hometown heroes. Jack Holla, this
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  guy. Now looking over downtown Louisville. Take
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  a look. Give it up for Will Smith. Oh, yeah,
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  you know, the one that plays for the Dodgers.
• 1:27:08
  So he got inducted. There you go. It's nice and
• 1:27:10
  nice. Mm -hmm. And this is from three years ago.
• 1:27:15
  Hometown Heroes banner is now looking over the
• 1:27:18
  city of Louisville. Today, rapper and Louisville
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  native Jack Harlow was honored with his very...
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  All right, I can't play it, but I just want to
• 1:27:24
  kind of, you know, set the precedent that they
• 1:27:25
  love. They're hometown heroes. Is this guy a
• 1:27:29
  hometown hero? And now to our exclusive coverage
• 1:27:34
  from Washington. WHAS 11 News is the only Louisville
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  station in D .C. We've been there since Monday.
• 1:27:39
  It's because Mitch McConnell almost voted the
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  other way on the farm bill, which liberals would
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  have liked. He is stupid. Go away. You're barely
• 1:27:49
  a boomer. You're like, oh, crazy. Oh yeah. It
• 1:28:00
  is time for Duval News. Whatever. Freakville
• 1:28:30
  trouble on the map tonight He point at the mess,
• 1:28:33
  make the whole thing bite Duval News, Duval News
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  Brian Hoppy bring the truth with the bruise Duval
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  News, Duval News He say what he mean, don't play
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  the fool Duval News, Duval News Freakville talk
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  and the whole town move Duval News, Duval News
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  When he take the mic, better, better make room
• 1:28:55
  He got that edge when the Facts get wicked. One
• 1:28:58
  more lie and they already pick it. No polite
• 1:29:01
  voice when the scene look messy. He press right
• 1:29:04
  in. That's why they respect me. Jacksonville
• 1:29:06
  buzzin' every block. Got the story. Some get
• 1:29:09
  loud. Some chase glory. He on the show with the
• 1:29:12
  blood talk. Where they got the room leanin' when
• 1:29:15
  the truth hit heavy. Say it loud. Say it plain.
• 1:29:19
  He in the talk. Rain on the lane. Freakville
• 1:29:22
  trouble on the map. All right, let's do this
• 1:29:24
  right now. No! Hot topic! Oh, this video got
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  deleted. That's delightful, isn't it? Cash Patel
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  defends BCLT, essentially. Then you got this.
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  Some Baldwin Middle School and high school parents
• 1:29:41
  tell Action News Shacks they're fed up with all
• 1:29:43
  the scandals. The school's new principal, Michael
• 1:29:45
  Smith, is now under investigation after a loaded
• 1:29:47
  gun was found in his car on campus. Yeah, you
• 1:29:51
  gotta be careful, dude. That's the most Florida
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  headline ever! There's a new effort to help renters
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  avoid problem landlords who don't keep up their
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  properties. I'm Chandler Morgan. This morning,
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  a new online rental registry launched. Action
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  News Tax Medicine Folklio Live for us. Yeah,
• 1:30:08
  that ain't good for the people that don't pay
• 1:30:10
  their rent. Mm -hmm. Suspected call from state
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  leaders to remove license plate readers in Florida.
• 1:30:17
  We're learning there are still at least 100 across
• 1:30:19
  St. Johns County. That's good. That's good. We
• 1:30:24
  only have one headline, but I love the intro
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  to Rochester News. So let's do it, you know,
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  right now. Don't tiptoe around the beat He puts
• 1:31:23
  truth in the street If it's messy, if it's wild
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  He still says it with a smile From Tampa Bay
• 1:31:27
  to the North He brings that fire forth Mic hot,
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  mind sharp He leaves a mark, say it plain Oh,
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  yeah. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! All right,
• 1:32:05
  stricter restrictions on e -bikes could be coming
• 1:32:08
  to the village of Pittsburgh. Yeah! These e -bikes
• 1:32:11
  are out of control! They think they rule the
• 1:32:14
  road. Mm -hmm. Unfortunately, when they're on
• 1:32:17
  the road, they kind of rule it. A further attempt
• 1:32:19
  to crack down on unsafe riding. Yeah. All right,
• 1:32:22
  so that's happening there. Mm -hmm. This is a...
• 1:32:27
  You know how Howard Stern cleans up his computer?
• 1:32:29
  They do that bit with all the old segments. This
• 1:32:32
  is all the news that I did not get to this week.
• 1:32:36
  And frankly, I'm doing it because I want to have
• 1:32:39
  a clean slate for Monday. Mm -hmm. Oh! Static
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  crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
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  skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
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  Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves
• 1:33:02
  carry tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete jungle,
• 1:33:05
  potholes where dreams collapse Downtown echoes
• 1:33:08
  to cabs and faded cabs Past the preaching hustle,
• 1:33:10
  corner kids trading maps Where the vibe's Midwest,
• 1:33:13
  but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where
• 1:33:17
  the truth gets wrong Hoppy on the mic, spittin'
• 1:33:25
  facts, no law. Back alleys whisper, still grit
• 1:33:28
  in the air. Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops
• 1:33:30
  lay bare. Bar sharper than the skyline, no time
• 1:33:33
  to spare. Opinions heavy as the lake, but he
• 1:33:36
  don't care. Radio days, static hum in the booth.
• 1:33:39
  Voice boomin' through the speakers, hittin' with
• 1:33:41
  the truth. Tower city shadows, echoin' the youth.
• 1:33:45
  Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's
• 1:33:48
  lens, no rose tint. Just grind every segment,
• 1:33:51
  a slice of Cleveland's mind from the flats. Oh,
• 1:34:00
  yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's do this. Let's do this
• 1:34:19
  right now. Happy Hot Topic. 19 News first alerting
• 1:34:25
  you to a new Guardians investor, Cleveland Browns
• 1:34:29
  star Denzel Ward, now partnered with... Oh yeah,
• 1:34:32
  is he really a star or is he just good because
• 1:34:35
  he's in Cleveland? And everybody to them, he's
• 1:34:40
  a star. What's going on here? A former Ohio missionary
• 1:34:45
  is pleaded guilty to federal sex abuse charges.
• 1:34:49
  Jariah Mast admitted to abusing two boys during
• 1:34:51
  mission trips to Haiti. Yeah, he makes all religious
• 1:34:54
  people look bad. Fuck you! You freaking white
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  lizard. No! Happy Hot Topic! It is 5 .20 today
• 1:35:09
  on Ready, Pet, Go! Look ahead to a unique local
• 1:35:11
  festival. We are talking about Skunk Fest out
• 1:35:15
  in North Ridgeville. I have a Skunk Fest in my
• 1:35:17
  apartment right now. What started in 2001 as
• 1:35:20
  a small backyard gathering now draws thousands
• 1:35:22
  of people, many from other parts of the country.
• 1:35:25
  Ohio is one of 17 states where it is legal to
• 1:35:29
  own a domestic skunk. I bet every single person
• 1:35:32
  there is a Rover's Morning Glory listener. A
• 1:35:36
  follow now to a story we told you about a few
• 1:35:38
  weeks ago. A large volume dog breeder in Ashland
• 1:35:42
  County is facing 10 new charges tonight. Last
• 1:35:46
  month, we told you about the investigation that
• 1:35:48
  led to 72 dogs being surrendered to the Ashland
• 1:35:52
  County Humane Society. Now, that breeder is accused
• 1:35:56
  of animal cruelty. That's disgusting. I have
• 1:35:59
  a bunch of losers. Whatever they did to the dog,
• 1:36:01
  we should do to them. Mm -hmm. Also today, 3
• 1:36:05
  News has learned a former East Cleveland teacher
• 1:36:07
  has pleaded guilty to secretly recording a child
• 1:36:10
  while... How many creeps are there in Ohio? It's
• 1:36:13
  like a Midwest Florida. Mm -hmm. Election Day
• 1:36:25
  is fast approaching, and tonight thousands of
• 1:36:28
  Cleveland voters could find themselves showing
• 1:36:30
  up at the wrong polling place. Yeah, who cares?
• 1:36:33
  And so they're kind of moving around the polls.
• 1:36:35
  Mm -hmm. All right, well, chicken salad chick
• 1:36:40
  coming to Stark County. Uh, yeah, my ass. Love
• 1:36:44
  that place. You know, it's not bad. It sounds
• 1:36:47
  like kind of a place that men wouldn't like.
• 1:36:49
  But you have it and you're like, wow, this is
• 1:36:51
  tolerable. This comes after a location opened
• 1:36:53
  up in Fairview Park last month. All right, so
• 1:36:56
  there's the Fairview location. What's going on
• 1:37:02
  here? We are halfway through our 100 -day countdown
• 1:37:07
  to the midterm election. So that's 50 more days
• 1:37:11
  of political ads. And TV must air political ads,
• 1:37:16
  even if they're misleading. That's the problem
• 1:37:18
  with this country. And this woman is too. Mm
• 1:37:20
  -hmm. Also, a former daycare worker accused of
• 1:37:24
  really disturbing crimes involving children is
• 1:37:27
  pleading guilty to all 14 charges against her.
• 1:37:30
  We're talking about 19 -year -old Faith Morris.
• 1:37:33
  She's accused of selling child sex abuse material
• 1:37:36
  online. All right, you know what? I think I've
• 1:37:39
  had enough. Mm -hmm. P .C .R. Our main export
• 1:38:16
  is crippling depression. They used to harbor
• 1:38:19
  it here. We think this is ours. It could be worse,
• 1:38:22
  though. At least we're not Detroit. We're not
• 1:38:26
  Detroit. Keep people from looking at their own
• 1:38:29
  lives and realizing how bad they've actually
• 1:38:31
  gotten, you know? I mean, if you can get drunk
• 1:38:36
  and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,
• 1:38:39
  you might realize... I live in Cleveland. How
• 1:38:46
  the hell did this happen? Did I used to eat babies
• 1:38:52
  in a former life? And then you look around at
• 1:38:54
  your tiny little house that you can't afford
• 1:38:55
  because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible
• 1:38:57
  little floppy kids who all have diabetes by the
• 1:38:59
  time they're eight because they live on corn
• 1:39:01
  syrup and lye. And then you look at your big
• 1:39:05
  bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
• 1:39:07
  you with her front butts going out over the top
• 1:39:09
  of her ass and washing shoes. Do you regret anything
• 1:39:20
  that you said about Cleveland? I don't smell
• 1:39:22
  it at all. Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's
• 1:39:27
  cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm
• 1:39:30
  going to Cleveland on vacation. I don't know
• 1:39:32
  what's so good about Cleveland. on the outside,
• 1:40:04
  whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch
• 1:40:08
  even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
• 1:40:12
  how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
• 1:40:15
  Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are
• 1:40:18
  different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.
• 1:40:22
  That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm
• 1:40:26
  one of those guys who can't wait to get to work
• 1:40:28
  in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! So
• 1:40:58
  if there's a few bucks left over, you know, go
• 1:41:01
  get some nice $1 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh,
• 1:41:07
  did they have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good,
• 1:41:10
  and if you got an albino, send her up, too. In,
• 1:41:13
  like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get
• 1:41:16
  him up here. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
• 1:41:19
  six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
• 1:41:23
  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! mean Dr. Quinn.
• 1:41:51
  I just thought that was a nickname. You know,
• 1:41:54
  like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid. God, you're
• 1:42:04
  stupid. Hey, shut up. What is it now, Hoop? Have
• 1:42:09
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  to pass up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I mean, someone
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  at church or in a night light or something. Ooh!
• 1:42:49
  Look at that sight! Where did they put them fire
• 1:42:52
  poppers up your buttholes? Now that's a good...
• 1:42:54
  Well, not that specific. But why? That's how
• 1:42:57
  I met your great -grandpappy. Oh! Oh! Told you
• 1:43:02
  not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
• 1:43:04
  verbulate that man's name in the house again.
• 1:43:07
  I don't think he said his name. Some of us were
• 1:43:10
  a little too busy banging to exchange business
• 1:43:12
  cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox
• 1:43:15
  neither. Sheriff says you raised him down hell
• 1:43:17
  down at the library. Yeah, you know I did. A
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  real live robot? Or is that some kind of cheesy
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  New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal egg.
• 1:43:35
  It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours,
• 1:43:38
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  making up words. Looking like men. I like them
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  when. Tony Gray do. I can wear your secret shit.
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  as an honorary personality for many years. Always
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  remember that people with autism Yeah, yeah,
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  it's fizzy, baby You already know what it is
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  It's the first time I'm high, it's the first
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  time I smoke in like three months I'm sorry,
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  mama, I had to do it to him 40, I see you Oh,
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  I see you, homie Stay late tonight, right? It
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  don't happen when I stay late Yeah, boy wonder
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  I swear it's like this every single time We should
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  be going right. Well, I just flip into the wrong
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  shit. I belong to the audience. I put on. We
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  don't ever ask for nothing. Cause them niggas
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  got their own shit. Like a mouth full of hot
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  peppers, black Ferrari with the red seats. I
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  call it playing checkers. I'm never doing versus.
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  I'm forever give elections. If you're trying
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  to leave with money, I'd be happy. life gets
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  better than it's ever been scheduling million
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  dollar meetings with the president someone cut
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  the lights on where is thomas edison got a new
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  condo watch me as i settle in i deserve an mtv
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  show for me and my people and if you try to zone
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  i got a whole switch of sweet fool rappers all
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  liars and they women are deceitful adders and
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  they subtract me i'd never be an equal last place
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  drizzled nigga in the lead now. Weezy told me
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  just write every single thing you need down.
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  Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be
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  now. About to start balling like I'm coming off
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  a rebound. Yeah, and I should have the most bragging
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  rights because the niggas spit crack. Bag it
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  tight. Able rappers say they trying to get their
• 2:00:42
  swagger right. Cause I done came with more fire
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  than a dragon fight. You pussy ass hater, you
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  should do you. You ain't heard of me, then you
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  should go and get a blue slew. Oops, I mean a
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  red slew. Wayne's here, su -woo Bet he felt that
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  like the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin',
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  I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't
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  seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate
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  to see him so sad I could sun you, see a little
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  me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used
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  to play up on the grass Seekin' pocket twenty
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  thousand to be anywhere they ask me Cash like
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  Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite,
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  stupid hoe, ask me Don't ask me shit about me.
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  And know the game really ain't shit without me.
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  She might have to pay me, but I dick her down
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  free. Wanna know if it's the truth, then pull
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  the zipper down and see. Yeah. I'm gone now.
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  Listen, I got us. This is my promise. I'ma bring
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  that barrel to them bitches' island. I pick the
• 2:01:52
  bop up and bop up, then bop bop again I would
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  ruff up your friend, then suck up her twin I
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  put the bop up to him, then bop bop and bop bop
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  and bop bop again Suck nut, you don't fuck your
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  unlovin' kin Now don't rub it in like Uberderm
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  on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess up
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  off my cassoot Dead hoot, never had that dude,
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  always had a black tooth Even when I was at school,
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  cause bullies aren't bulletproof Red -scarred
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  hoodie too, probably English Stupid motherfucker,
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  the only thing in the hood is you I do everything
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  good as you know I do everything better I get
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  paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc. Fetch a
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  bone, like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your
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  neck In a sec, in a sec, bring it back like Work
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  in the trunk and my exit coming up Yeah, I am
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  headed to the buck like, buck, buck again Might
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  fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck
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  Corinne, let's get bucks again And fucking spin
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  them bucks and then just my current if i told
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  you i'ma do it i did it got my city on my 50
• 2:02:55
  about to pop out let's get it let's get it motherfucker
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  which i'm waiting on it is bottom in advance
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  pissing i'm about to get shitty i'm with it if
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  money is the if you want me with and i probably
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  just spit on the chick you won't be with and
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  i hit a phony bitch only like i'm only thick
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  and i own hip hop if you don't spit i'm gonna
• 2:03:14
  eat and i just know property to a buyer and I
• 2:03:17
  think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy Rogers
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  or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm too busy to play father
• 2:03:23
  and when it comes to the game I'm too willing
• 2:03:25
  to play harder so harder I do there he go they
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  chant MVP when I shoot a free throw CEO that's
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  what they do the haters on their face and then
• 2:03:36
  their ass is a shoe faster than you badder than
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  you radder than you etc I told you I get paid
• 2:03:43
  by the letter like A B P, D, E, F, G, H, I, J,
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  K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y,
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  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
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  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Outro Music The heat is growing
• 2:04:50
  dim Eardrums mix and hoppy like fingers without
• 2:04:53
  rings VHX to FNM, shoutouts hit the street But
• 2:04:56
  soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the
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  heat The happy hour is coming to a close Radio
• 2:05:02
  waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter and
• 2:05:05
  joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the
• 2:05:08
  rhythm, oh life's just so unfair Phone lines
• 2:05:16
  buzzing but the laughter's growing dim Your drums
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  mix and hop me like figures without rings G -H
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  -X to F -E -M, shoutouts hit the street But soon
• 2:05:24
  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat
• 2:05:51
  Now it's time to face the silence like the TV
• 2:05:54
  on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so
• 2:05:57
  divine The void left in our hearts wider than
• 2:05:59
  a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by
• 2:06:08
  the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
• 2:06:10
  round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and japs,
• 2:06:13
  he's our daily grind Now silence flowers and
• 2:06:16
  the thoughts we can't rewind And like that, it's
• 2:07:00
  gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 2:07:02
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll
• 2:07:08
  kick you a little and we'll call it a day. Poppy
• 2:07:12
  Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. this
• 2:07:37
  concludes our broadcast day good night and god
• 2:07:41
  bless america