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Satisfying Times Karma Came For Awful People (Part 4) · Be Amazed

• 0:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ah, Karma.
• 0:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is there any better feeling than watching a truly terrible person get their come-up ends?
• 0:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: The answer is no.
• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you love seeing the universe serve up delicious cosmic justice here in the right place.
• 0:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: From idiotic arsonist, a trouble-making tick-tackers buckle up and get ready for another generous dose of satisfying times karma came for her awful people.
• 0:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Old McDonald's, the home of cheap cheeseburgers, rattled McDonald and often, some terrible customers.
• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And a McDonald's restaurant in Utah, 2012, 13-year-old Caitlyn Lopen, secured her reputation as one of the very worst.
• 0:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: The travel-making team was at the fast food branch with a friend looking for somebody to terrorize when they bumped into a three-year-old girl.
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Tyler's mother was busy ordering and had momentarily taken her eyes off of her.
• 1:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, the despicable duo had been waiting for an opportunity just like this.
• 1:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wasting no time, they grabbed a little girl and cut off several inches of her hair with a pair of scissors.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jeez!
• 1:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: The mom horrified quickly scooped up her child and called up a lease.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Eventually, the girls were taken to court and sentenced to community service for assault.
• 1:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: However, in Caitlyn's case, the judge had an offer to make.
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: He told her mother that they'd be take 150 hours from her 276 hours in it, but only if Caitlyn's mom sliced her hair off right there in the courtroom in front of everybody.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now it was Caitlyn's turn to be horrified because her mom accepted.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the little girl's mom got to watch what superb satisfaction is the bullying Brad had her entire ponytail left right off by her own mother.
• 1:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Talk about an eye for an eye, or I guess a ponytail for a ponytail.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: From a courtroom haircut to a fair daughter who discovered that the universe has impeccable timing.
• 2:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Czech Republic 2020, a man was sitting on a tram, finding his own business when he suddenly noticed a hooking figure walking towards him.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: He needed that thing fast because brace yourself the approaching person was a ticketing specter.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And our trainer was trying to sneak a free lift.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: What a joker!
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: The inspector got to the freeloader, but just as he did, the tram stopped a little on a new passenger.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Seeing his chance to escape, the cheap skate low leapt up and dashed out of the tram and across the road.
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, halfway across the road, the more I didn't look both ways and ended up bolting straight into the path of an oncoming car.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Our master criminal collided into the vehicle with slung through the air and crashed
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry though, unbelievably he didn't suffer anything more than a bruise.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: But his ego, now that was far worse off.
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Over in a South African zoo back in 2022, a cocky, crock handler named Sean decided he simply needed to show off during his show.
• 3:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: After presumably trying and failing to get any attention by flexing his muscles, he did the next best thing.
• 3:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know it the 1400-bound carnivores he was supposed to be looking after.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he started jabbing them with a stick.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, how did this guy get a job again?
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if you think that sounds stupid, just wait until you hear what he did next, he clevered on to the back of one of them.
• 3:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Understandably, the crack didn't take kindly to this.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not the Sean seemed to know or care.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was too busy harassing it.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then a second snuck up behind him, in the nick of time and onlooker warned the handler of the approaching danger and he jumped away, but as he did, he turned his back to the reptile he'd been sat on and let me tell ya, this galley boy was ticked off.
• 3:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: It lunged and took a huge bunch of chons die.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then I'm content with just that, the cracko heated the wailing man away so it could get back to chilling in peace.
• 4:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was fine after getting stitched up, but that's how we learned a valuable lesson about, you know, not being a massive douche animals that could snap you into.
• 4:15
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• 4:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: All done?
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nice.
• 4:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 4:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Back to the Justice.
• 4:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: We all know fire's danger's hand can easily get out of hand, but some of the people obviously didn't get that memo.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the two Nimrods that snuck over to an immigration and tech services building in California back in June 2023.
• 4:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were there to do one thing, burned the place to their ground.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't know why, but we do know that due to their absolute morality, it didn't work out so well.
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: The duo of Dunderhead started to have Hazardly throwing alcohol over the place on a way that they were splashing it all over themselves too.
• 5:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So when they went to light the place up, they got a nasty surprise.
• 5:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: As soon as they lit their lighters, the flames took out of absolutely everything, and both idiots went up in flames too.
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: With their failure complete, they ran off screaming into the night.
• 5:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Heesh, how that isn't embarrassing.
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: The body legs waiting for an elevator but one young man from Beijing took things seriously too far.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: After drinking way too much and then nearby bar and starting a fight with some pastors by the man angrily ran away and tried to start a second fight with the elevator.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, that right.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like someone out of a Jackie Chan movie he performed a flying kick on the door, breaking it completely.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And despite just seeing it break, I noticed that this thing lack of an elevator in the Shabbyn, the genius lint on what was left of the door.
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoops.
• 5:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: The battered piece of metal swung back on its hinges and the moron fell straight through.
• 6:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: He plummeted from the fourth floor all the way down to the bottom where he crashed hard.
• 6:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Luckily he survived but broke one of his legs on impact.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Y'all zers.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd have more sympathy if he hadn't been acting like such a drunken but boom before hand.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: From an elevator disaster to proof that sometimes the animals are the most reliable karma dispensers in the room.
• 6:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: One night in May 2018, four hooded figures broke into a Maryland college.
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: The mysterious miscreants then crept around the campus graffitiing discriminatory and hateful slurs everywhere.
• 6:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: They felt pretty cocky about their nasty little stunt, too.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Their faces were hidden, so they thought they'd got away with it.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: That isn't until they realized they had.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: See this particular college had on-campus Wi-Fi that all students in the vicinity connected to automatically via their own specific student IDs.
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can you see where this is going?
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yep, the Crooks were students, so while they were running around the place causing trouble, their phones had all logged into the Wi-Fi and sent through their personal data.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Joshua, Seth, Matthew, and Tyler wound up doing the cops work for them.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: All the police had to do was check the Wi-Fi records and boom!
• 7:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: They proved the four discriminatory delinquents were on campus at the time of the incident.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: The kids were charged with hate crimes and sentenced to probation community service and consecutive weekends in jail.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank God they were so stupid.
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: From students outsmarted by their own wife, I, to a would-be burglar who was quite literally caught red-handed.
• 7:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Her rather, pesky-handed.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody likes to be interrupted when they're sad on the toilet, and Arizona back in 2011, though exactly that happened when a man was startled by a sudden love noise from his bedroom.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Equally, finished his business, walked to the bedroom door and burst inside.
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: What he saw shocked and confused him to his core.
• 7:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Their stuck firmly in his bedroom laundry basket was a stranger.
• 8:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 8:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It turns out the guy was a wannabe robber who'd crawled through the open bedroom window and jumped down.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: But in a case of instant karma he'd landed slapping in the laundry hamper, got tangled in the netting, and couldn't get back out.
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wasting no time the homeowner could the police then, probably feeling a whole heap of second-hand embarrassment he actually helped the crook out of his sticky situation before waiting with him for the cops to show up.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, this is karma, but I'd have left the dude in that basket as long as possible.
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: If there's one thing I absolutely can't stand, it's animal cruelty, but sometimes the animals get their own back.
• 8:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Some time ago Reddit user keyspleased 88 worked in a pet store.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Usually the job was fine, however, two parents would occasionally come in with their daughter and let her run ramp it.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: One day, this behavior went too far.
• 8:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Keys please saw the hoard little brat reaching into a cage and lifting a tiny puppy out by one of its legs.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ah, no.
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: They ran over to yell at the child, but the annoying tear dropped the puppy four feet onto the child's floor, turned their back to it, and pretended they were totally innocent.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Predictably, the parents wouldn't admit that their child had done anything wrong, so fed up with their behavior keys ordered them all to leave.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: They refused, and since Tar Hero was about to leave to inform the manager when they noticed the girl poking her fingers into a red cage and shaking it.
• 9:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, this particular redhead just given birth to Pups, and rats are mega defensive mothers.
• 9:30
  [UNKNOWN]: Bam!
• 9:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: The world's number one mom took a huge butt out of the little brats finger.
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Pit and ammonium ensued with Brett Girl Crying and her parents freaking out.
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the end, Keys and their manager patched the kid up and called everyone down, but unfortunately the horrible family weren't banned from the store.
• 9:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Luckily though, they didn't need to be.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: During a later visit the mother andcessantly pestered on McCall and ended up getting attacked by it after which the whole family stopped visiting.
• 9:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good riddance.
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: On the other hand, both the rat mama and the maca were handsomely rewarded for their bravery.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: The rat got bought as a bet and the maca got a whole load of french fries.
• 10:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess karma does work both ways.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Over the last few years, the bizarre practice of criminal stealing used cooking oil has become increasingly common.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is because they can make an absolute killing selling the oil on as it can be converted to biofuels for use and diesel vehicles.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So in one pub and Lancashire, you can't open up to find and a couple of barrels of their oil we're missing.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were disappointed, but not exactly surprised.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: What did surprise them however was what they saw on the CCTV footage of the night before.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: The robbers were caught on camera lugging the barrels from the pub to a nearby van, but they were clearly struggling to move the cumbersome containers.
• 10:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then it happened, one of the these tripped over a barrel fell straight to the floor and knocked the entire thing over.
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's content support all over him and he wound up absolutely covered in gloopy smelly oil.
• 11:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Herma is a dish best served sticky.
• 11:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Scotland's a beautiful country, but it still is its fair share of intolerable people.
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Over an end-barrow in early 2023, one of those people got there come up and send a glowy his way.
• 11:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: A youth was hanging around outside a store when he noticed it had a revolving door, so like a true B-brain, he decided to start running around inside it, pushing it in circles as fast as he could.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't get me wrong, I used to love roundabouts as a kid, but big glass doors?
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there's a reason they are not in playgrounds.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It seems this guy didn't get the memo though, he just wanted to be the most annoying brat possible.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: predictably however he lost his balance tripped and crashed Slapbang into the wall, and just because he got stopped in his tracks though doesn't mean the door followed suit.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Almost immediately afterwards the panel behind him swung BAM right into his head, Ouch.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well you know what they say, what goes around comes around.
• 12:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: From a revolving door doing its job a little too well to a shopper who took matters and every last candy bar into their own hands.
• 12:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's gonna be awful, can't they?
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: When a Facebook user was out at a dollar store shopping for some gardening supplies, they got a first-hand look at one of the vial-est.
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: The child was screaming at their mom and sulting and cussing at her, upboard-and-glade.
• 12:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Turns out, the little Grimmlin was throwing the huge tantrum over a candy bar.
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: They wanted the biggest one in the store, but their mom wasn't letting them in rightfully so.
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: So are not a misfacebook poster was shocked over here the mother giving in and promising to buy the bar.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now an injustice like this simply wouldn't stand for our hero.
• 12:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: They knew the candy in question was right by the cash register and the mom wasn't going to buy it until she was about to pay, so like bad man himself they waited in the shadows for the horror child and his defeated mother to start approaching the register.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then it was just a time.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: The poster leapt into action and grabbed every single bar buying them right in front of the flabbergasted kid.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: They didn't plan on spending $24 on candy that day, but it was on worth it to see the look on that little monster's face.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: So remember, never cuss out your mom.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, I do love me some chicken.
• 13:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I hate though?
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cairns.
• 13:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if I'd been at one North Carolina Chick-fil-A back in May 2022, I'd have been a really conflicted.
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: See one of the employees at the drive-through notice to woman notting off in her car while waiting for her food?
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Concern the answer if she was okay and politely told her she probably shouldn't be driving.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: little did they know they just provoked the wrath of a wild Karen.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: The woman suddenly became animated and left out of her car to argue with this staff.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Despite the fact they were just looking out for her, she started burrating them, the Karen special move.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: However she was so eager to fight that she forgot one pretty crucial detail, her car was still in drive, and it had clearly had had enough of her.
• 14:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: It rolled forwards at speed doesn't care to panic and run frantically after it, unfortunately she was more adapted running her mouth and actually running so the vehicle wound up in a ditch at the end of the parking lot.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Karen probably didn't get her chicken but the karma was even more delicious, or hasn't laced.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Some people reject their bikes with locks, others by keeping them in sheds, but really clever people?
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: They use robes.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because if criminals try to steal the bicycle, they get a nasty surprise.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: One budding thief found this out the hard way back in 2020.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: He'd spotted a bike seemingly unattended and unsecured in an alley outside someone's house.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: But thinking that today was his lucky day the guy hopped on and started to frantically ride downhill away from the scene of the crime.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: He'd been so fixated on the bike itself though that he failed to notice one thing.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: The rope attached to the back of it, and guess what, it was tied to the nearby fence.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: As the thief battled away, the rope was pulled tighter and tighter behind him until he was made aware of its existence, the hard way.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: unable to go any further it snapped out and the crook was flung over the head of our smacking down hard onto the ground below.
• 15:19
  [UNKNOWN]: GAPOW!
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Talk about being at the end of your rope.
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: From a bike thief stopped in his tracks to a man who tried to multitask drinking driving and littering.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: failed spectacularly at all three.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now I'm sure you guys all know you shouldn't litter.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure even more of you know that you shouldn't drink and drive, but what happens when somebody does both of these things at the same time?
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: The karma police come calling, that's what.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: An Uber driver was drinking a beer while driving around his neighborhood like a complete tool.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably worried about being seen with the beverage he quickly guzzled it before lowering his window to dispose of the evidence.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Unfortunately, for him, his aim was awful, and he hadn't lowered the window all the way.
• 16:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: So instead of flying through the air behind him, the bottle smashed straight through the glass, shattering both the pieces.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: The dangerous driver somehow managed to avoid any injuries, but I'm sure his wallet wasn't so lucky after that repair job.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: The worst part about driving is other drivers.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've lost count of the number of times I've been out and about, and the amazing mobio
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Most of the time these guys get out scat-free and continue to tick off other drivers, but not all the time.
• 16:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: A Reddit user was cruising to work one day when one such jerk made an unwelcome appearance.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just as OP was slowing down before a stoplight, the driver behind him sped up, swirred ahead of them and their lane and cut them off.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ah, it's gonna be real enough just thinking about it.
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thankfully, Carmahead OP's back that day, see the space that the jerk now occupied, which should have been where OP was, was right next to a cattle truck full of cows.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And while they waited at the redlight, one of those cows had a sudden uncontrollable need to use the bathroom.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it did all over the offending driver's car.
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now it was their turn to be in Rachel Ope, Setsmugly, and Lab.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: The universe works in mysterious ways.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: It takes a bigger version than made 11 their own garment come up in, Reddit user the resident junkie may well be that person.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: See back when they were in the military, they had a bit of an emesis, someone who without fail would always lab them when they were running together.
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Junkie was super competitive so this would really annoy him, but one day he realized he might actually be about to pass his nemesis, it was on.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: With an incredible burst of energy, Junkie pushed ahead and finally overtook him.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: then came the big mistake.
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: He turned to look back and his foe and gluingly shouted, Gacha!
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: The show of unsportsmen like behavior that was immediately punished when his foot plunged into a ditch, and he twisted his ankle bringing him crashing to the ground.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Once again, his nemesis ran past him loving, but even junkie admits that painful plummet was well-deserved.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You'd think that a relaxing day on the lake would be enough to chill out even the biggest blackheads, unfortunately it seems they never take time off.
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Twitter user Robbie and his family found this out the hard way when they were trying to enjoy a boat outing at their local lake.
• 18:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Suddenly some total strangers on another boat sped up to them and started yelling and harassing them.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Of course Robbie and his family weren't happy about this, but tried their best suit
• 18:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: After they eventually got bored of being massive douchebangs, the boat of Belize started racing off into the distance, but with a splutter, they suddenly stopped and had thick clout of smoke billed out from their engine.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Robin Kulliktonbemused, then boom, the engine exploded right in front of them.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: The passengers were forced to leap off the sinking vessel and found themselves floating in the lake helpless and humiliated.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: They must have pushed it too hard while they were trying to speed off.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: It even despite their blatant harassment rabbi didn't relish the sweet karma for Tulum, and steady chose to be the bigger person and rush to the aid of the now soggy idiots.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Damn, can't say I'd have done the same.
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: from Lake Belize left shredding water to a puppy sale that went very badly wrong for the buyer.
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Back in 2019, a Canadian man arranged to sell his puppy online, and little did he realize the act of pure idiotic karma he was about to witness.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: He met up with the perspective buyer at the agreed-of-on-location and handed over the puppy, however the buyer had no intention of paying, and fact he pulled a gun on the seller.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And with up in one hand and gun in the other, he ran off.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: had he just committed the perfect crime?
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, no.
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: The restaurant was in such a hurry to leave that he accidentally pulled the trigger of the pistol and shot himself in the leg.
• 19:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoopsies.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: He fell like a sack of potatoes and the cops showed up pretty shortly after.
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: The pup was returned unharmed to its rightful owner and the clumsy criminal was sent to a hospital before being charged for his crimes.
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this guy doesn't sound like he could be trusted with a Seemunki, let alone a puppy.
• 20:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: At the border of the Russian city of Yakuitsk sits a great monument to mark the city limits.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: On one August afternoon in 2015, a crowd of revelers were partying there, but they weren't giving the artwork the respected deserves.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: For some reason, one of them thought it'd be a great idea to throw an entire bottle of champagne at the monument.
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Supreme Two vise took aim and launched his game when he threw, but in what can only be described as divine intervention the bottle rotated in the air just the right number of times to collide into the concrete monument, Cork first.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: So rather than smashing the force of the impact caused the Cork to fly off, sending the bottle rocketing back to the thrower as the pressurized champagne and sidesviewed out.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: and smack and clubbing him right near the others.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ouch.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't disrespect art, or it'll disrespect you.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Brim a champagne bottle that knew it's target to a sermon that took a very unexpected turn.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: The full gospel tabernacle in Jesus' name is a bizarre church in the United States that handles venomous snakes during sermons.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: They believe they have nothing to fear from the serpents because God will protect
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: and by handling them, I mean flinging them around, shaking them in generally treating them very poorly.
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Back in 2018, then Pastor Cody Coots was in the middle of his usual sermon, flailing a poor rattlesnake around as per, this time however, despite Coots' so-called divine protection, the slithery reptile had different ideas.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: The danger noodle lunged in bitcoots in the year.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now you'd think a life-threatening snake might be reason enough to call an ambulance, right?
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wrong, he was so confident God would protect on that he ignored the bite and chose to carry on with the sermon.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: That isn't till he collapsed and had to be rushed to hospital.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jeez.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: He narrowly avoided a terrible feat.
• 22:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: But guess what?
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: After recovering from the attack he insisted on continuing with the bizarre sermons and eventually this cut-up with him as he later succumbed to a snake bite and the same circumstances.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess God only has so much patience.
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Another day, another bit of my faith in humanity, shipped away by TikTokers.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Over in Mexico in 2023, an influencer named Johnny Montesana, was causing a commotion by clamoring all over a historical building in the name of Internet Cloud.
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me give you some free advice, messing with old unstable structures is not a good idea, whether they're historic or not.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Johnny didn't care, he was being filmed attempting to perform parkour on the ancient building.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: The key word there is a tempting.
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: As soon as he made a jump the ledge he landed on crumbled and gave way, causing the moron to slip and fall smack onto his head.
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: But wait, it was a historical building.
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yep, meaning that on top of his main waterfall, he wound up facing up to 10 years in jail and a hefty fine of around $6,000 to repair the damages.
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yikes.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: He definitely went viral for this little stunt, but I'm betting it wasn't in the way he hoped.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Pittsburgh in 2017, a routine robbery went more than a little south for one criminal.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: The sneaky thief planned to steal tires from a parked van he'd seen and sell them on later.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he waited until nightfall, prop the wheels up with wooden blocks and crawled under the crab as loot.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And is evening at a whole lot worse, turns out the blocks he'd used weren't up to the task, a van crush them under its weight and slammed out hard onto the ground with the villain of the piece directly under it.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: The next day, police arrived on the scene to find nothing more than a criminal pancake.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not what they fancy for breakfast that day, I'm sure.
• 23:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And on that note, I feel like I've had my fill of karma for one day.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who am I kidding?
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want more.
• 24:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you have any Karma Rific stories to share?
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me know down in the comments at the platform allows, and you might make it into the next episode.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for listening.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for listening to the podcast.
• 24:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see you again next time you'll want to be amazed.