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Dirty Little Secret: : The Bathroom Privacy Hack You Won’t Believe! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest. Promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: Mixed one of two point nine, and it's feeling to
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  Speaker 3: chi Candice low Paz producer pood don't forget.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we're gonna pay your bills today.
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  Speaker 3: That starts at like a twenty your first chance at
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  Speaker 3: one thousand dollars, get your money on a Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Trust me.
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  Speaker 3: And it's always that person's like, I'm never gonna win
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  Speaker 3: that win. So all right, here we go, Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: If you got one eight three three seven eight seven
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  Speaker 3: one o two nine, okay, big secret, Little Secret, it's a.
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  Speaker 1: Non judgment zone. Now what is going on, sir?
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  Speaker 2: Your secret is what it's a little awkward to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: But I bring a closed sign to work, like a
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  Speaker 2: you see it a diner. It's got the red red
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  Speaker 2: letters on it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a capital Yeah sorry, we're closed. Oh like a okay,
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  Speaker 1: like a legit closed sign.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah yeah, this big red sign. And I keep
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  Speaker 2: it in my backpack, you know, right next to my
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  Speaker 2: lunch and my headphones at work. And I mean, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: I can't stand using the bathroom when someone else is
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 1: Drives and crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I have this sound and it grosses me out.
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  Speaker 1: I can't focus them.
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  Speaker 2: Then I hear it, and I'll hear the Yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 2: hear the door open, I hear the footsteps come in.
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  Speaker 2: I start my mind starts racing, like what am I
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  Speaker 2: going to do? And uh, one day I thought what
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  Speaker 2: if I could get out of all this? What if
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  Speaker 2: I had it all to myself? And that's when I
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  Speaker 2: came up with the closed sign idea. So now you know,
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  Speaker 2: when nature calls, I just, you know, stroll down to
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom I pulled out of my backpack, hang on
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  Speaker 2: the door, and then I go in. No one comes in.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, we're closed. Okay, I was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I was so confused. Oh so you I'm thinking, where
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  Speaker 1: is this going? I just thought you were closing your
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  Speaker 1: office down.
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  Speaker 3: So you put the cloth sign on the bathroom door, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then I've instant, instant privacy. That's it, it's my own.
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  Speaker 2: For months, no one's questioned it. I can wash my
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  Speaker 2: hands in peace. Then I take the sign, pop it
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  Speaker 2: back in my bag, blend back into the office as
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  Speaker 2: if nothing's happened. And it's fine, it's normal. You know,
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  Speaker 2: It's just this world of chaos we have, and this
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  Speaker 2: is my little system. It is my own restroom security
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  Speaker 2: protocol and it works. Gosh, ione to.
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  Speaker 3: Try this, I'm telling you right now, I just feel
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  Speaker 3: like saying that one of those commercials real Man of Jess.
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  Speaker 1: That is brilliant. That is it is for me because
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  Speaker 1: I try it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you right now, every time when
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  Speaker 3: I go to use the restroom here, it's usually the
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  Speaker 3: same time, right around you know, eleven o'clock or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: after the show. There's all the cleaning lady is always
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  Speaker 3: in there. The signs ever up. But if I ever
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  Speaker 3: thought to go in there and see if it's really
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  Speaker 3: the cleaning lady, no, because I see it closed for
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  Speaker 3: maintenance sign and I walk away like a normal person.
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  Speaker 3: It can be someone in here who has this life
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  Speaker 3: hat going on and it's scamming the system and just
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  Speaker 3: enjoying their time in there.
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  Speaker 1: Because when she's up there, it's shut down. Yea, she
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  Speaker 1: shuts it down. You can't even walk around passed her
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  Speaker 1: sign before? Was she in there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: She was in Okay, good, that makes me feel better.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want anybody enjoying the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: If this is brilliant, sir, I can't even hate on
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  Speaker 3: this because and I get where you're coming from when
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  Speaker 3: it talked, when you talk about you know you want
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  Speaker 3: your privacy and you can't because I will go well,
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  Speaker 3: dirty little secret for me. I have left the building
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  Speaker 3: to go to another building because I hate you using
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  Speaker 3: the restroom here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I want no. Have you ever been across
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  Speaker 1: the street to Dix. No, go to Dick's. Oh it's
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  Speaker 1: a private bedroom. Dix has a beautiful bathroom, it's brand new. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: go to dis you'll love.
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  Speaker 3: Dix is a single or like.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's well. I go in the family one. There's
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  Speaker 1: nobody there. Family family. There's multiple family bathrooms. You go
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  Speaker 1: in there when they got the diaper changing thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, my dirty little secret. There's not families in there.
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  Speaker 3: If it was busy, I wouldn't do I don't do
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  Speaker 3: that anywhere else. Go across the street to Digs and
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  Speaker 3: I enjoy myself. No, I don't do it at the airport.
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  Speaker 3: I don't do it at Chili's. I don't do it
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  Speaker 3: anywhere else. Just let me live my life, sir. I'm
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  Speaker 3: getting judged now and you're not. So thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: We appreciate your dirty little.
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  Speaker 2: Secret, tell you my next stage. My wife loves to
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  Speaker 2: come into the bathroom when I'm at home and I'm
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  Speaker 2: ready to hang the sign on my