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Yee-Haw! · NFL Podcast Network Selects

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  Speaker 1: When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty
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  Speaker 1: dangerous or on a Cincinnati's team. It's my quarterbit. They
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  Speaker 1: are who we thought they were, and we got about
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  Speaker 1: you play to win the day. They want you to
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  Speaker 1: cook the dinner. At least they ought to let your
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  Speaker 1: shout for some of the grocery. And on the way up,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna buy a kneecap. All getting playoffs. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: here so I won't get fine. How could he not
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  Speaker 1: be romantic about football? After Oh my goodness, Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the bench with Bonetta Podcasts. It has been weeks. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Justin's little knobs in there, they're dusty because he fled
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  Speaker 1: the scene. I fled the scene, Mohan. You basically just
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  Speaker 1: stayed and did nothing right. Yeah, he probably showed up
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  Speaker 1: every single week and you're like, where are you? Guys?
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  Speaker 1: I was so lost, think moham. We had a couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks off, guys. We took a couple of weeks off.
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  Speaker 1: We reset our settings. I made some changes in my life.
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  Speaker 1: I got in VISI line I call it. So. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a little bit lespy today. Have you noticed, Yeah, Moan,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to straighten my teeth. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: half an hour is gonna make or break it. Is
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  Speaker 1: this gonna be a problem? Graver? Do you really notice
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  Speaker 1: a difference? No, I don't notice any difference. Wow. See
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  Speaker 1: that that's a friend. I'm just used to like hearing
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  Speaker 1: your voice, so I know what you sound like. I
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  Speaker 1: hung out with some girlfriends today and they said they
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  Speaker 1: didn't realize until about forty minutes in Wait, realize again,
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  Speaker 1: realize there's a couple of words. Definitely minutes, guys. I'm sorry, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but I promised my dentist that I would wear these songs,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm keeping them in. Do you want me to
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  Speaker 1: pull them out in front of you? You know what
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  Speaker 1: happens when I pulled them out. I pulled them out
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  Speaker 1: earlier so I could have a coffee, and they fell
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  Speaker 1: on the ground. What did I do? Dusted them off
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  Speaker 1: on my pants, put them right back in. When I
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  Speaker 1: was in middle schooad retainers, you know how many times
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  Speaker 1: I would put them on my tray and then throw
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  Speaker 1: my tray away, and then I had to dig through
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  Speaker 1: the trash can to get them because my parents wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: buy me new ones. And I just like little rin
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  Speaker 1: Sky a little lustrine. And then this was post braces.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously when you had a retainer. Did you have a
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  Speaker 1: big mouthful of braces when you're younger and can kind
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  Speaker 1: of picture that beautiful teeth? Now, thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I wish in retrospect I did a better job with
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  Speaker 1: the retainer and you know, the rubber bands. So that
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  Speaker 1: is messed up because you actually just shamed me for
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  Speaker 1: wearing my retainers and you just you've been through this
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  Speaker 1: whole process. Maybe down, but wow, you want to pull
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  Speaker 1: me down because another change that I made was that
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  Speaker 1: I had aimed me here a blond and mo one
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  Speaker 1: doesn't think that it's blonde. Justin pipe in here. I
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  Speaker 1: know that this is a podcast, but paint a little picture,
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  Speaker 1: a picture of a blond woman sitting here. Yes, there
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  Speaker 1: is much, much of much blond. I don't know. They're
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  Speaker 1: not highlights, they're like, wow, that's how a man talks
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  Speaker 1: about hair. There you could see blond. First thing highlights.
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  Speaker 1: The first thing I said to you today was why
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  Speaker 1: hair looks great? Yeah? See that that's what I say. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: Mohan walks in, I thought you died your hair blond.
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  Speaker 1: I see so much browns though people are gonna relax.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to change. I'm going through maybe I'm going
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  Speaker 1: through something. Okay, I'm making all of these changes. That
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  Speaker 1: should be your first question to your friend. Not now
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  Speaker 1: you actually did see something and your your your roots
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  Speaker 1: are still brunette brown. Wow. Cool, so you're not fully
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you just point more flaws out what's going on? Well,
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  Speaker 1: because Justin knows as soon as he starts, we're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep firing because we're still mad at him. Right,
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding me, guys. I so we took a break.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for joining the pod and listening to us and
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  Speaker 1: caring we'd love you. Um. But since we left, I
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  Speaker 1: made all these changes. I went on a little road trip.
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  Speaker 1: I got into a car accident, like a pretty gnarly one. Wow, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're totally fine. My neck was like a little sore,
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  Speaker 1: and I like wanted to throw up for a good
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  Speaker 1: like probably thirty minutes after. UM, we were on a
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  Speaker 1: highway stopped totally dead still because of traffic on a
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  Speaker 1: highway full speed. This guy comes up from behind us
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  Speaker 1: and hits us whoa bow? I like blacked out. It
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  Speaker 1: was really scary and his car was totally totaled. He
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  Speaker 1: was like seventeen, like he was a baby on his parents'
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  Speaker 1: car insurance. We rented this like van to go to
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  Speaker 1: Yosemite in so we were in like a boat. I
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  Speaker 1: sent the pictures to my family afterwards. Urs was like
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  Speaker 1: not even touched at all. And this guy's like airbags
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  Speaker 1: went off, his windshield cracked. He was totally fine too,
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: but it was scary. And the reason that I bring
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  Speaker 1: it up is this is your reminder to not text
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  Speaker 1: and drive. Yeah, because I'm pretty sure that's what that
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  Speaker 1: dude was doing. He was probably watching TikTok's. He was
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  Speaker 1: probably in the midst of a woe, you know, working
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  Speaker 1: on his TikTok dance when he hit us. It was
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  Speaker 1: really scary. But that situation you think would deter me
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  Speaker 1: from what my summer plans are, and it did not.
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  Speaker 1: I am driving across the country from San franc Cisco
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  Speaker 1: to Toronto, whoa, and back and back. Well, how am
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to get my car back? Great? Where I
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  Speaker 1: gotta come back? So are you driving to San Francisco?
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  Speaker 1: First driving to San Francisco because we have a wedding,
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  Speaker 1: and then my brother and I are crossing the country
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  Speaker 1: together a sibling road trip. Wow, it's gonna be crazy.
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  Speaker 1: The theme of the road trip is yeehaw. We're getting
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  Speaker 1: cowboy hats, We're getting cowboy boots. There has been talk
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  Speaker 1: of some chaps that's gonna happen. But I am so excited.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to Montana, We're going to South Dakota. We're
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  Speaker 1: seeing Mount Rushmore, the Seals. Yellowstone inspired. Oh, it's so
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: Yellowstone inspired. But some sad news, I think because I've
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  Speaker 1: been talking a lot about Yellowstone and like we're planning
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  Speaker 1: this road trip, my phone is like filtering all of
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  Speaker 1: these things. I opened my news at the other day.
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  Speaker 1: A young lady was just murdered by a bison. I
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  Speaker 1: saw a Yellowstone pretty sure. Impale like scored to that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy. I don't want to know. So now I'm
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  Speaker 1: a little scared. Look, they even say don't bring your
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  Speaker 1: dogs into Yellowstone National Park because there's so much wildlife.
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  Speaker 1: Like there's grizzlies and wolves and frigging human eating bison.
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  Speaker 1: They are scary. I've been on a bison safari before,
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  Speaker 1: and I was really nervous about it because they're scary.
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  Speaker 1: I think you should still go but if you see
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  Speaker 1: a bison drive away, well you gotta want You're not driving,
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  Speaker 1: you're like out walking around. Yeah, we're gonna go see
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  Speaker 1: Old Faithful and like all this crazy stuff. And apparently
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  Speaker 1: the bison are just like hungry for flash. That's crazy.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: It's got dark, It's got dark really quick. Um. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: get a tiptoe away from that story and just say
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  Speaker 1: that I'm really excited about it. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: have been sending me there. Um. I kind of like
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: took a screen grab of where are some of our
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: path is? Because I don't want people to follow me
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  Speaker 1: and murder me, So I only did a little small
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  Speaker 1: path um, And I was like, where should I stop from?
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  Speaker 1: You know, South Dakota to like Minnesota. You know who
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  Speaker 1: got in on the conversation spam, like the like the meat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow. Um, apparently there's a spam museum in somewhere
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  Speaker 1: around there. This was their pull, this was their their pitch.
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  Speaker 1: You tell me if you'd be into this. The spam
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  Speaker 1: museum is the best place to find out how many
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  Speaker 1: cans tall you are to try some samples. Is this
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  Speaker 1: worth pulling over for? Yes, you want to know how
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  Speaker 1: many cans tall you are yeah, have you eaten spam before?
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  Speaker 1: I actually love spam. Spam was a regular in my
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  Speaker 1: household growing up. Interesting, what do you eat it with crackers?
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  Speaker 1: We ate it on bread, We ate it with our sandwiches.
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  Speaker 1: Are you guys in around on spam? I feel like
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  Speaker 1: you're really negative towards spam. Do they have chicken sam
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  Speaker 1: or oh? Yeah, I guess you're out on I have
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  Speaker 1: never headed. Yeah, you gotta bring him back and maybe
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  Speaker 1: we stop down and like just go to Vaughans right
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  Speaker 1: now and get you some spam? Can Where'd you be
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  Speaker 1: willing to try some spam? If I went to the
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  Speaker 1: damn museum and found out how many cans tall I
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  Speaker 1: am and brought you back some spam? Would you try some? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And then we and get them on board with like
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I love this. I also love that
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  Speaker 1: they gave a shout out to the Green Giant. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget the green Giant in Blue Earth, Minnesota. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you goes a thing he's dating. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna go pull over to see the green Giant. But
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  Speaker 1: now for you, graver, I might stop at the spam museum.
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  Speaker 1: Does it get a ring? To it spam museum and museum. Anyways,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and record like a bunch of snippets
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  Speaker 1: from our We're still gonna do the podcast while I'm
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  Speaker 1: traveling across the country, So I'm gonna try and like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe record the old faithful going off and
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: me screaming, Oh, I'm more interested in your the actual
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  Speaker 1: road trip part. Are you are you guys switching off
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  Speaker 1: driving or is he driving? Or you drive? The longest
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  Speaker 1: that we have to drive is twelve hours, which is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be tough. That's from Chicago to Toronto, because we're
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  Speaker 1: just gonna be like done by then. But it's like
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  Speaker 1: eight hours one day, five hours one day trying to
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  Speaker 1: explore it, Like how many days is it gonna take
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  Speaker 1: you to get gonna try? We're gonna try and do
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  Speaker 1: it in six, which is like apparently going to be
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  Speaker 1: very difficult. But we're road warriors. Heehaw are The theme
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  Speaker 1: is yehaw like we're on a mission. Some people are
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  Speaker 1: really annoyed when you have to stop to go to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Are you are you going to be real
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  Speaker 1: fine with this? 're gonna be like whoop skies, I
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  Speaker 1: had too much water? Yeah, he said, well, he can
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  Speaker 1: just hop out the window and now, but you still
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: have to stop. Better to just be dehydrated than have
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  Speaker 1: to stop. I actually agree with you, graver, And that's
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  Speaker 1: why I don't drink a lot of water, is because
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: I can't stand having to go to the bathroom all
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  Speaker 1: the time. And am I gonna die early? Maybe? Did
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  Speaker 1: I live more life because I wasn't in the bathroom. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: here's my other question. Yeah, you get. You stop at
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  Speaker 1: a gas station to get snacks for the road. You
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  Speaker 1: can pick one savory and one suite snack goldfish. I
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: don't want to think about our skittles. Wow, regular goldfish,
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: regular goldfish. And I'm not messing around with any parmesan
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: sour skittles. Peanut Eminem's okay, it's a little bit of both. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: salty and sweet, well savory. Uh, cheese, It's I'm out
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  Speaker 1: on cheese. It's gross. I like cheese tastes like plastic.
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  Speaker 1: But I like the bold Check Smax with the black
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  Speaker 1: bag and Life Saver gummies. Oh. I love you are
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  Speaker 1: bold Check Smax. I see you as a person. It's
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: just it's more flavor and the life get Life Saver gummies.
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  Speaker 1: Are good because you can bite half off and then
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you can't do
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: that with the other kids. You ever put your tongue
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  Speaker 1: through them? And yeah, conversation off the rails. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: uh love to hear your thoughts on where I should
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  Speaker 1: stop besides the spam museum. Hopefully our drips a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more exciting than that. Let's get just some football news,
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  Speaker 1: shall we. This is supposed to be a football podcast.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, the match happened yesterday, Guys. I'm out
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  Speaker 1: on the fact that it was on a Wednesday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted it on Saturday Sunday. I barely even watched
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  Speaker 1: any of it. I was too busy Saturday or Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: You would have found me on the couch the whole day.
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  Speaker 1: I would have watched the whole thing. But anyways, it
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  Speaker 1: was fun, fun little rivalry that it turned into. Lots
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  Speaker 1: of amazing sound bites came out of yesterday. Let's listen
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  Speaker 1: to our favorites. Roll like Graver, little Chunky, I call
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  Speaker 1: that a little Josh Alleny. That's Tom Brady talking some
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: smack there about pet Josh Allen, So rude, keep it rolling.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: He's got a little baby face fat kind of right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Josh. Josh's biggest fear vegetables a coin
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: toss is Tom Brady going in on Josh Allen because
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: he's like, you know, Josh Allen might be the next
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: time Brady like he like really is excited by him
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  Speaker 1: as a football player, and so he's like calling him chunky.
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  Speaker 1: That's mean. And here's Josh Allen on Aaron Rodgers. You
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: guys pretty good at golf. That's what happens when you
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: don't go to OTA. You just I'm so tired of
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: talking about hearing about people not going OTAs going Is
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: it a big deal? Is it not a big deal?
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: Who cares? Let people have their summer? There's just ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Do we have one more? No? I don't have one more? Okay,
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: well that's fine. UM. I love this like newfound rivalry
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  Speaker 1: between Josh Allen and Tom Brady. I also noticed when
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  Speaker 1: Tom first showed up, he was late. What was he doing?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know? Um, And he shook everyone's hand and
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: then like totally ignored Josh Allen and Josh was like, WHOA.
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  Speaker 1: I hope this continues to be a thing because it
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  Speaker 1: makes me laugh. Chunky Is that? Is that right? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you should have said that chunker, Chunky Chunker.
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  Speaker 1: I would never call anyone that. Uh. And then they
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  Speaker 1: had the golf ball things where Brady's golf ball was
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: a Lombardi Trophy. I always roll my eyes when I'm like,
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: you know, I oftentimes send it into the rhubarb and
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: I go looking for my ball and the balls that
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: you like pick up and it's like if found returned
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  Speaker 1: to Mohan. I don't know people do that. Yeah, Like,
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  Speaker 1: why would you customize your golf balls if you know
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  Speaker 1: you're crappy and you're gonna lose them where you did?
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  Speaker 1: You're spending money on these unless you're gonna be on
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  Speaker 1: TV with a chance to like show it off to
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  Speaker 1: the world. I suppose I guess that's accurate. There you go.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Other football news is kind of sad. Ryan Fitzpatrick has retired.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I love this guy so much. He does it at
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: a time it's not flashy. Probably got lost in the
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: news to anybody that like wasn't on Twitter the last
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: like twenty four hours. But that's the kind of guy
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: that he is. I love that he's like, you know,
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: so understated. There was that one guy who is the
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: player that they swapped outfits with Sean Jackson. Yes, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for the room finder. He came out with the
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: chain and the glasses. He's such a classy dude. Not
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: to mention he went to fricking Harvard. Did I wanted
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: to do this test? Really quick? You guys, Which Ivy
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: League school should I go to? There's ten questions I'll
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: rip through these. Okay, let's do it. The perfect college
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: campus would be a a small college town or a large,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: bustling city. I grew up in a small town. I
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: don't need to stay there. What are you looking to
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: do while in college? Meet the love of my life?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Is that a good answer? Probably not make friends that
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I'll have for the rest of my life. Sure, let's
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: go without one. Those are the only two options. There's
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: a multiple option. I'm trying to rip through this graver.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: If everything goes according to plan, in ten years, you'll
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  Speaker 1: be accepting a Nobel prize, traveling the world, finishing up
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  Speaker 1: my last student loan payment of suppressing doing something I love.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going with that one. Nice Which college activity or
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: club are you dying to be a part of? A
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: political group, an athletic team, an honor society, a cultural organization.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm definitely going Greek. That's what Mohanna would choose.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Were you ink, were you in Greek? I don't even
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: know how to say it. I'm not an American that in.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: You don't say in Greek, go to Greek? No? No,
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: definitely Greek life. Were part of Greek life? Yeah? What
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: does that even mean? This is the United States of America.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: What's your guess? I know was a part of a sorority.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going on an athletic team because I'm not a
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: sorority girl like Mohanas. The time has come to declarier major.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: What do you pick? Pre met or pre law? Engineering, business,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: English or history? Still haven't figured it out yet. If
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I'm redoing this thing, I want to go all in.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going pre med or pre law. Nice. I feel
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: like you would be going a history. Um, no, wouldn't
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: you want me? If you you know, if you suddenly
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: found yourself in a staircase situation and your wife turned
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: up at the bottom of the stairs. Let's say you
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: and I for some reason got broken up, Okay, and
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: for the rest of our lives we didn't talk to
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  Speaker 1: each other, and you don't know. I dropped out of
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: the you know, media world, and you went on to
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: do your own thing. Twenty years from now, you find
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: your wife at the bottom of the staircase dead. Yes, okay,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: and you need a lawyer, and someone's like this perfect
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  Speaker 1: person for you. Okay, I walk in. What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me I'm guilty? Okay, So you're sweating
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: if I walk in your sw Yeah, you'd be the
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  Speaker 1: worst lawyer. Gap. Would you be like, oh, Wow, she's
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: really found a new thing in her life that she's
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  Speaker 1: passionate about. Would you be trusting in this? I'd be like,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I know Rachel has my back. Wow, what a different answer. Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: The way you just laughed makes me feel like I
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: was right. Yeah, you're probably right. You just have like
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: a kind of guilty look on your watch out, Mohan's
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: wife in the future, stay away from staircases. How important
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: is financial aid in the perfect world? Um, let's say
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I started saving for college when I was in preschool.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Oh God, when it comes to school size does matter?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: What size school do you want to go? Do I
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: prefer a small school where I can really shine? I
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: want to be popular. The weekend is here? What are
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: your plans? So opposite from the first? Yeah, an, I confuse,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a college student? Am I a Stippans? Haven't figured out?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: The weekend is here? What are your plans? Explore the
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: campus with friends, check out a new restaurant, head to
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: the nearest house party, catch up on sleep, go to
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: a football or basketball game. Obviously, sports comoboe. Why do
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: you attend? Why do you want to attend an IVY
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: League school? Hmm, it will look great on my resume.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I want to be part of a really competitive environment.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: My parents went to an IVY League school. I want
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: it to sound cool, so I want I will look
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: great on my resume. I want to be like Ryan Fitzpatrick.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Your friends and family would describe you as. Okay, you
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: answer this question outgoing, driven, sophisticated, unique or happy? Unique?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Outgoing or unique? So unique? You think I'm different? That's good?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You want to be different? Okay, let's get my results. Yeah, unique,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: New York. Okay, analyze responses. I should go to Princeton University. Oh,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Princeton is perfect for students who aren't quite sure what
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: the one out of life. Gosh, darn it. Life is hard.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: That was a good little social experiment. Ryan Fitzpatrick. We
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: love you, We love your time in the NFL. You're
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: such a fun football player to watch. I have a
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: clip to play. This is, in my opinion, the best
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Ryan Fitzpatrick moment of his career. Oh is this the
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: messed up nos? Oh no, that was great. But no,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: this is him celebrating a touchdown pass as a member
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: of the Buffalo Bills. Okay, no, Oh my god, are
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: you sure that wasn't just Mohan watching the new Spider
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Man movie? Not sure? Is there a better movie that
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I should have put in there that works? That works?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I should have said doctor Strange. But it's fine. But
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I just pictured him in his Spider Man jammies. Yeah,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Batman jammies. Oh my god, you are you? Are we
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: even friends? Oh God? I love you? All right, We're
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be right back after this quick break. D D
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: D D D D D D d d d d
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: D D D that man based Okay, this is the
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: best slash worst thing I saw this week. First off,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I want to start it off with a message that
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I got in my DM. I said that I was
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: going to keep my DMS open all um mental Health
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Awareness Month, which was in May, and I got some
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: really nice messages from all you guys and I answered
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: all of them, and it was lovely to communicate with
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: you guys and talk about mental health in our brains
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: and being healthy and all of that stuff. But I
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: got a really nice one that I've already sent to
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the boys because it was quite lovely, and I asked
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: permission to share this and they said yes. But now
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: that I hope this DM provide some levity amongst what
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sure as a see of toxic masculinity and bad
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: football takes. My name is Ariel, and I am a neurodivergent,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: mentally ill Asian American football fan who recently started listening
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: to your pod chats. Just want to let you know
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: that I appreciate that you not only mention that it's
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: API Heritage Months chats MOO, but that's also Mental Health
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Awareness Months. I appreciate your candid mention of your own
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: mental health struggles and want to remind you that sharing
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: your experiences can be a beacon to others like us
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: who go to therapy, and that there's no shame in
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: having mental health struggles. Finally, as a former public school teacher,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I've been emotionally struggling with the events that transpired down
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: in Texas this week. But your pod, along with atn
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: shat Outs, provides distraction, joy and comfort. With your humor
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: and positive attitude, keep doing what you're doing. It's so
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: important to talk about mental health even if you don't
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: have a podcast. Talk about it with your friends, share
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: what you're going through. If you miss the episode that
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: we talked about I struggle with. I have obsessive compulsive
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: disorder that I've had since I was a kid. It's
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: been really bad sometimes and it's okay sometimes, and depression
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and anxiety. All of it runs in my family. Everyone
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: has it. We've all dealt with it. We see therapists,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: we've taken medication before. Some of us like it, some
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: of us don't. What works for you works for you,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: and what doesn't work for you doesn't work for you.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: But the important thing is is that you're trying to
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: work on it, which I encourage you all to do
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: and to continue talking about it. Mental Health Awareness Month
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: is done, by the way, Happy freaking Pride Baby. We
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: are celebrating all June Pride, all freaking June. I was
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: supposed to have my bestest friend on the pod today,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: but they're sick, so they're gonna come on next week.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: But Queen Prianka, the drag Queen, is going to be
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: on the show hopefully next week, and we will continue
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: to celebrate Pride all freaking here long. I love Pride.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: It is so special to me. I'm going to Toronto
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: for Pride. There's parades, there's magic happening in the air,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm so excited. Some other things that I saw
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: this week, shout out to Tua. We talked about Ryan Fitzpatrick,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: a favorite player of mine. Tua is up there. He's
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: not the best player on the field, he's not the
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: best Quarterback's probably not even top five in the NFL,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: but he is one of my favorite players. He's so
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: well spoken. Oh you, you shifted your head. You said
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: probably not top five, as if there's he is not
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: top five. I was trying to be nice. Okay, we
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: just talked about mental health. I was trying to be nice.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Two is top top five, but he's top five in
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: my heart. Okay, can we can we play what he
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: said earlier this week? Everyone else, Twitter Warriors, you know,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: keyboard warriors, whatever you want to call them. You know
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: they're not out here practicing with us, working hard. So
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys recorded that last one
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: to Tyreek, but I don't know about you, but that
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: looked like money. I've talked about this before. These players
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: get really look upset. Whatever. Two is awesome, and it's
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: so ridiculous that, like the videos from practice are being
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: uploaded and people are like dissecting the hell out of them.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Him and Tyreek Kill are probably gonna be so much
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: fun to watch this year. I don't care what you say.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe he is gonna be a top five quarterback. And
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I was seeing in the future and that's why I
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: said probably. I just did you see that? Yes, that
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: was a bad one, yea, I take out my teeth. Well,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: at this point, we're we're almost already. Yeah, I just
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: spat everywhere. Um, but to he's speaking out about people
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: just over exaggerating, And as much as I love him,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I think that two has got to realize that the
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: people that are talking about these things like these videos.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: It is such a present for people on TV to
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: get a video like that because we have nothing else
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: to talk about. So as much as he's talking about
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: keyboard Warriors, and I'm sure he's getting it all over
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: social media. I think that he just needs to forgive
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: us and everyone, every athlete needs to forgive us for
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: our sins because there's literally nothing else to dissect except
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: for not showing up to Otash, which we can. We
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: just let this go. I mean we can let it go,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: like not officially now. The bench with Banetta podcast is
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: leading this brigade. Who cares if people go to OTAs?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe they've got summer plans, maybe Aaron Rodgers going back
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: to Hawaii. Wouldn't you rather go to Hawaii if you
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: were a two time MVP in a row, you don't
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: need to be going to OTA's the only reason I
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: think that the only person literally in the league that
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I think that should be at OTAs that isn't right
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: now is Kyler Murray. He reported he showed up, he's
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: been there. Good for him. That would have been concerning
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: to me. What about Lamar Jackson. I think that that's
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: fine if he is not there, but I but I'm
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: actually surprised if he doesn't show up, Like I feel
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: like those guys have got chips on their shoulder. They
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: had so many injuries last year. Right, he's got a
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: weird contract situation up in the air. He's his own agent,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: which I always find fascinating. Why would you not want
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: to prepare yourself for the best. You had the Bengals
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: in your division, go to the super Bowl last year
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and almost win the Browns. You're a mask. The Steelers
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: probably aren't going to do much. This is your time.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: You could totally win the Asty North. The Ravens are
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: actually the team that I'm most excited about in the
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Asty North. Did you see lamar trademarks? You ate? Yeah?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I hate it? Like the opening a restaurant? Didn't you
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: open a restaurant? Is that what that is? And it's
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: called you eight yet? It's great? Is it? I like it? Graver? Yeah?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: You eight yet? Yeah, you're trying to You're trying to
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: go to you eight yet, so you can't say it
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: like that. So I therefore thought you ate yet, and
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: then you would know that I'm talking about you eight yet.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: But also we have to say it with like kind
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: of like that one, but also like you eat yet?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Is much more? Did you have you eaten yet? Yeah?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: But then when I go to you eight yet. That's
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: that's a classic you ask you. I kind of love
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: that I asked a nice girl to dinner and I
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: text you eight yet and then she just goes to
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: that restaurant and waits for me. A path if she
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: goes from point eight to point I don't know. I
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: could I see if there's a lot of a lot
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: of mix ups that could happen. I love that you're
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: talking to a girl. Who is she? No, I'm just hypothetically,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Oh god bummer anyways, And I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: wouldn't say anything anyway. You wouldn't tell us not here? Really, No,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: who's gonna know, who's gonna know? They're never gonna know anyway,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: what's next? I would share juicy details. I've shared juicy
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: details about my life. Yeah, but you and Pete have
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: been together for so long, So I told you. Guys say,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: he calls me alligator hands, and that's a really hurtful thing.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: But I'm sharing that with you. Did you tell us that? Yeah?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I told social media, Oh he calls me alligator hands?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Do I have alliate? Feels like a trap? No show
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: about the rails. That's what happens when we take a
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks off, guys. The bench Bachelorette update. We
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: got to kick a team off before we go. I
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: love that this sounds hopeful and not heartbreaking. Do you
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: want a heartbreaking one? Hopeful? It is hopeful for me.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: And Graver came up with a great idea. We should
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: have Mark Sussler on the pod because he is going
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: through the same thing. He was a Browns fan. Brown's
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: going through a whole. It just doesn't stop. Don't stop,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: no regrets. M moving on. Who do we have left? Graver?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: What's a top what's a playoff team that we have left? Oh?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: That is such a good question, and I am absolutely
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: prepared to answer it. I'm not stalling for time to look.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I know, I know who's available. In the meantime, Are
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: you dating something? No boring? So you think I would?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I would tell you before. I better get a text asap.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Here's some playoff teams that are still alive. The Arizona
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Cardinals who got very beat very badly in the playoffs.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: So do we even count them? You know what? Stop
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: right there? Play the music again. Let's play the breakup music.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Arizona Cardinals, your time has come to an end with me.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I was there in the stadium at so Far and
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I watched you not even show up. I guess it's
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the rams. You basically you basically you know, pushed them
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: like a gentle push, like a like a mother sending
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: her child off to school. Goodbye, my love, have fun
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: at the super Bowl. That's how it felt. I brought
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: my brother to the game. That was his first NFL game. Underwhelming.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: It was loud as hell. Your girl had a few
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: at All beverages the night before. She was on feeling
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: great that day. She didn't need that to be that loud.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: The Cardinals showed up, would have been quieter, would have
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: been a more fun game. Cardinals ear out. I don't
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: like what's going on with your quarterback, don't I still
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: have PTSD from them. Sorry, I don't like what's going
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: on with your quarterback. And I don't like what's going
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: on Kyler Murray. You know, just the car Bills need
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: to do a thing where during the season they get
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: better instead of getting worse, and then people might jump
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: on the bandwagon. Right. I really hope for Kyler's sake
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: he has a baller season and they actually but the
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: first six games d hops out right. Six Yeah, suspended
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: for six games, suspended for six games. He's got a
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: weird situation going on, probably, And I can't imagine that
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Kyler's walking into that locker room and everything's fine. They
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: did trade for Hollywood Brown, so he'll replaced. Hop. I
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: guess can I throw something at you? Yeah, since we
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: took two weeks off, would you be down to send
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: someone else home? Show me the list? The Niners, No,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I still like them. The that's a great call. It
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: is a good one. The Bengals, No, so like them.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Here's one that I know that you wanted to discuss
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: a few episodes ago. The Chiefs play the music. Kansas
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: City Chiefs, this love affair is no longer. I love
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Andy Reid, I love Travis Keltzy. I feel like we
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: had a connection on the Red carpet. You've seen my videos.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You love TikTok. Don't put that on me. Oh are
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: you saying for Mahomes? No? And you know what, that's why,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Jackson Mahomes. I'm so sorry, Kansas City Chiefs. You have
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Jackson Mahomes and that's a problem for me. I bid
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you adoo And that's all she wrote. Folks. Nice guys.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I'm hitting the road literally and figuratively in a couple
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: of days. Wish me well. I will be maybe passing
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: through your town. Is that exciting. I'm gonna be going
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: to the spam museum. Hit me up. If you have
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: more recommendations other than the spam museum. If you have
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: anything better to do than go to the spam museum,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: please tell me. And we're gonna be putting out podcasts
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: along the way. It's gonna be very fun. And guess
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: what next week, I'm keeping my teeth in. I'm keeping
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: my retainer in because I will not be shamed no
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: for wanting to have a perfect speediz. Thank you, Thank
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: you for listening. Give us a great rating, and maybe
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: say I don't even hear Rachel's lisps, mom's leasing his mind.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Say that you're losing you're losing your mind. And if
• 31:41
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• 31:45
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• 31:47
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• 31:51
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• 31:53
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• 31:55
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