Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #433 We Don't TRAIL CAM the Same
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- 0:01What Up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
- 0:04Same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently waiting, and sorry about that.
- 0:08I mean, hey, right now, I am at the land.
- 0:10I am in the land of the Rising Sun. You know what I'm saying.
- 0:14I don't know why they call it the rising Sun, but I'm sure
- 0:16I'm gonna come back with a bunch of interesting facts to let you guys know.
- 0:19Thank you, guys for tuning in all the Patreon I'm sorry all the
- 0:22Patreon and YouTube episodes that you watch while I am away on vacation. Go
- 0:27ahead and get your superchats in. Go ahead and get your super chats in,
- 0:30because I will be announcing some winners from all from all the super chatters
- 0:34to do it while I'm gone. So I owe you guys like three raffles
- 0:38in the future. Joining me across is the one and only Toxic XG.
- 0:43So what's up? What's up? I like the positivity in you, he's
- 0:48what do you mean? You're assuming you landed everything safe, the plane didn't
- 0:53go down, You weren't part of nine to eleven of Japan. I love
- 0:56the positivity. Little do you know? Maybe we're you know, we're like,
- 1:00fuck, he's on playing went down. I'm looking at Ray like fuck,
- 1:03dog, I'd get pretty messed up, says the guy who gives me
- 1:07cancer every episode I had cancer. Last episode I was diagnosed with what else?
- 1:12Aids? You know what was right? I should give you cancer?
- 1:19Xavier, I gotta ask you a question. What's up? Dog? All
- 1:21right? He's on posted a story of you right yeah on the Patreon Yeah
- 1:26all right, yeah, let's discuss that, bro. Let's just let's talk
- 1:30about what got posted. Let's discuss this, bro. I got an intail
- 1:33source, Dude. When I saw it, I was just like, I
- 1:37got I got some intail source right here, bro, from a very good
- 1:42untel from a Facebook post in two thousand and eleven. Will give you a
- 1:47fucking post. That a hack, Dog, that's a hack two thousand and
- 1:51eleven. It's so funny how I knew his dumb ass because he sent it
- 1:53to me too. I was like, what's up with this, sus ship?
- 1:56And there is and there is a picture of Xavier, a young Xavier
- 2:00old ass picture with two Asian chicks or propresumed to be Asian chicks and holding
- 2:07a bud light or or a Michelove. But under that I'm Jane. Yeah,
- 2:13underage chicks for sure. Because he's under I was gonna say, because
- 2:16he's under age. Yeah, And then right under that Facebook feed reads Xavier
- 2:25Juan January two, twenty eleven, dick in my mouth yum exclamation points,
- 2:32and under that to June January second, twenty eleven, I want to smash
- 2:38a big black guy stupid, explaining, explaining it's called hacky go fucking friend's
- 2:45phone. I got hacked a homie like you, piece of shit, homie.
- 2:49I fucking fucked up, you know, left the computer on. Maybe
- 2:52use his phone? Locked into his fucking Facebook. Yeah, dogg, he's
- 2:55been there his back. What are you gonna delete it? Yeah? People
- 3:00go into your Facebook or ANOW they can still find it. You can't.
- 3:04What. Oh, there's a lot of ship. I dropped a lot of
- 3:06M bombs on that. You go back to my Twitter back in the day,
- 3:08Well, I have my Twitter since Mac Miller was killing it, I
- 3:14just a lot. Yeah. Twitter was like the safe space to drop the
- 3:19nword, especially when Mac Miller was king of hip hop. He's white,
- 3:22why would you drop He was king of hip hop at one point I think
- 3:24he became kind of like somewhat of somewhat of acknowledged until he died. He
- 3:29was the print once he died. Yeah, once he died, I feel
- 3:31like he got like the acknowledgement with it, like he kind of really wanted.
- 3:35Because then after a while, like it stopped sounding a little bit of
- 3:38hip hop is to me, you know what I mean, Like the last
- 3:42couple of albums, I was just like, hey, food, like you
- 3:44made me feel like I took pills and I didn't take pills. Yeah,
- 3:47sad depressed. Yeah, it's that what they would call emo rap or melodic
- 3:53rap, you know, stuff like that. So genre it exists. I
- 4:00mean since you brought up gay Twitter, I mean my gay Facebook and ship
- 4:03and it's just trending. Have you seen it? No? Man? First
- 4:09of all, first of all, here we go exactly, no, here
- 4:14here we here we here we go to bro like and I have screenshots that
- 4:16I will post on Twitter, on on Patreon as well. When somebody sent
- 4:20him another trusted source send him that story and he was an exaber is like,
- 4:25let me you have a picture. That was his only response. What
- 4:28am I gonna say if you're gonna send it to me. What I haven't
- 4:30seen it? No, I haven't gotten looking for it. It's all over
- 4:33Twitter, though, Why would you go looking for that if you're a heterosexual
- 4:36guy. I'm not saying you should go look for Have you seen it?
- 4:41I was like, someone send it to you. If somebody sends me any
- 4:44kind of dick pic, they're like, there you go. If I send
- 4:46them, send them no food, like like if somebody, if somebody fucking
- 4:50sends me like for example, like if like if you're like, hey,
- 4:54food, check out this other comedian's duke, like this food? Like you
- 4:57know what I mean? Like you're asking for a fade number. If I
- 5:00don't know you, that won't be like, hey food, don't you ever
- 5:01pollute something that gave into my phone again? Fool? Like you know what
- 5:04I mean? Because number one. If I don't know you and you're just
- 5:06trying to trow me, I'm just gonna block you. Like my block list
- 5:10is strong, bro, My block list is Arnold Schwarzenegger, fucking strong bro.
- 5:15My block list that's zero dog. I love all my haters. Hey
- 5:18hey, hey, hey, No, I'll show it to you right now.
- 5:21No Ashley girlfriends No one dog don't. No. Okay, maybe spam,
- 5:28but that's just because you're annoying me, but no real haters. You
- 5:30still have somebody though. If you still have somebody, If you don't have
- 5:32nobody, that's impeccable. But you have Yeah, but look, but my
- 5:36block list, bro, like for real, Like, I'll just block them
- 5:39trolls. What's number one thing to get to get blocked from you? Like
- 5:45something something trolling? Like if you try to throw me, Like, I
- 5:47won't even feed the trolls because I just block all his numbers. And then
- 5:50here's the thing, bro, Like I like, I'm kind of like like
- 5:54I will go as far as to try to find some research and then I'm
- 5:57like if I got something on you, and that address is to get on
- 6:00you know what I mean, I'm pulling on. He's done numbers before you've
- 6:05done cell phone numbers. Tommy still gets calls at two three in the morning
- 6:10every so often. I mean, you know there's probably people call him for
- 6:14it, like people he can have anything happened in his life at this point,
- 6:16and then people they have a same number, like Tommy will be like
- 6:19I'm having another baby of the fans, hey congratulates just like a bunch of
- 6:24numbers that he don't know who's texting him. Are gonna text him, bro,
- 6:27if he hasn't made his number right now, text him right now.
- 6:30You don't think he got a lot of condolences for his sister just because Yeah,
- 6:31for sure, all right, P to his sister. Yeah, and
- 6:34and see that's how you know they care Tommy like that getting mad at me
- 6:39for leaking the number dog. I just expanded the people that care about your
- 6:43dog. And these people, you know, if they didn't care, they
- 6:45wouldn't have texted you dog exactly. Yeah, bro, all the same people
- 6:47texted me what am I? Yeah, Bro, I got a couple of
- 6:56texts from from the home sixteen calls for me sixteen Yeah, bro, frame
- 7:03it and Chili got yelled at because of it. Were not really yelled at.
- 7:09I was just kind of just agitated. I didn't yet, I didn't
- 7:12yell at her, bro, But I don't know she. I feel like
- 7:15she looks at me like some kind of bilgem man. Yeah. You know,
- 7:18speaking of freaking texting people, you know, people should just be texting
- 7:20you right now. You're at the game, right now, at the game,
- 7:24sitting in your seat stock I don't know, bro, if't see you
- 7:27mean no, no, what do you mean? I was supposed to be
- 7:30sitting in those scene. I'm checking prices right now and I'm just like,
- 7:31if they go over three hundred, bro, I'm sorry, you're gonna have
- 7:34to take your little girlfriend to the supporter section. I'm there. No no,
- 7:40no, no, no no, no, he's gonna he's for sure
- 7:42gonna wael his way into the game, like he's in the show up with
- 7:45the forty two's, somebody is. Probably he's in the probably like buy tickets
- 7:47for somebody and then that person's gonna get locked in the bathroom somebody, you
- 7:54know, I'm gonna lock him in the bathroom and stuff. I bought tickets
- 7:57from Dolie Moon if you're ever looking for tickets. Only Moan sometimes has a
- 8:00up all up for grabs. I'm just like follow him. If I'm sad
- 8:03that I'm on a plane right now, like or like landed right now,
- 8:05that like, well, no, I'm sad that because I'm missing like that
- 8:09like watching the destruction that the only one will do to like refreshments or or
- 8:15or or stuff and like nachos because I've seen him slam a few things on
- 8:18the floor at the game whenever we're losing. Are you gonna be watching the
- 8:26game in Japan? What time is? Yeah? Yeah, for sure.
- 8:28I'm in first class, So like for sure, Like if you know,
- 8:31if if if I got to watch the Apple Apple TV at first class,
- 8:35you know, I could do it, you know what I'm saying. But
- 8:37I've never sat for class. I've flown a good amount and I've never said
- 8:41I just walked by these people in like full envy. They get a blanket.
- 8:48Yeah, yeah, they get their own little blanky and they need to
- 8:50lay down. Huh. It's not the same doll. It's like an airport
- 8:56blanket. It's like it's a package. It's not the same. What am
- 9:00I gonna bring my big ass Mexican kobeka into the blanket dog? But like,
- 9:07I mean, you've never been on a first class dog. Never been.
- 9:11It's fucking It's not worth it. It's worth it for more than ten
- 9:13hour flights. Maybe for like maybe if I got tolay down over or anything
- 9:18over time, But even when I fight in New York sometimes I'm like,
- 9:22and that's like six hours, and I'm like, bro, like I would
- 9:26rather use that money on food on a concert than to lay down. But
- 9:33like I said, I've never done anything over. Do you mean you get
- 9:35unlimited alcohol number one? Like and it's not the cheap one that you get
- 9:39like you know, and like you get unlimited, like, you can be
- 9:41wasted. You could be wasted, dog, because I remember I was wasted
- 9:43and I was telling my lady, like, you ordered me drinks, I
- 9:46said, I gonna give me no more like like it was just like looking
- 9:50at me like you've had enough? Like yeah, like literally, I'm just
- 9:56trying to watch Batman. You better order me drinks. Yeah I was,
- 10:00but uh but if you paid that much, you better drink as much as
- 10:03you That's exactly my logic. But the best perk about it, Dog,
- 10:05it makes you want to go to the to the airport. What is it
- 10:09early? Dog, I'm talking about hours early because that first class lounge,
- 10:13Dog, that's where it's at. Dog, Like you get number one.
- 10:18It's like your own personal bar with the bartender that knows it, knows their
- 10:22thing. And there's only like two people at that bar, so there's not
- 10:26even that many people. And if there's people right there for a while,
- 10:28they're gonna leave because they got flights to catch, so eventually a seat's gonna
- 10:31open up, But then the next thirty minutes, can you show up the
- 10:33first class four hours? I'm about to say, say dog, I already
- 10:41told my dad. I was like, hey, meet me in the first
- 10:43class because he works at the airport. I was. I was like,
- 10:45hey, me me in the first class lounge. I was like, I
- 10:46was like, don't you manage the account for that airline? He's like yeah.
- 10:50And then I was like all right, man. I was like,
- 10:50can you meet me there. He's like, yeah, I'll be there.
- 10:52We'll have breakfast. It's like hell yeah. I was walk in there and
- 10:56be like, you see that, it's my posse right here. Next time,
- 10:58let me in huh yeah. Yeah. He's a he manages a lot
- 11:03of different accounts for airlines, you know. And yeah. So so I'm
- 11:09like a blue label, you know, blue labels, not where it's at.
- 11:13They have this thing at the air like because blue labels pretty fancy,
- 11:16right. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I've never really ordered
- 11:18it. I think I think blue label is up there. It's up there,
- 11:22but it's not like what do you what are we doing that mister VI,
- 11:24I p mister first class. Like if I'm gonna get something like I'm
- 11:28gonna get some red breasted like red bread that's like Scotch, you know what
- 11:33I mean? Like like they have like the no, they don't have so
- 11:41they have that expensive bottle of chiabos regal, that one, that one,
- 11:46Yeah, that's that top tier. Honestly, what happened to chiabo? We
- 11:48gotta fool I don't know, dude. My dad has some though, that's
- 11:50for sure. That's whiskey, right, Yeah, I remember, like latinos.
- 11:54You used to drink that like that liquor a lot food. You know
- 11:58what's funny? When I went to Mexico, I didn't see no boucanas at
- 12:01the liquor shops and ship just the same way you don't see no modelos.
- 12:05Yeah, yeah, I didn't know, but I don't see no When you
- 12:09go to Mexico, you don't see no modelos. You don't see nothing of
- 12:11whatever you consider Mexico stuff out here, like out here out there, you
- 12:16know what died but gamas No, yeah, but those are huge. No.
- 12:20No, but patron Yeah, but Tronk's nasty though, Patroon's nasty cast
- 12:26some migos is nineteen forty two? That time, fucking that one time dog.
- 12:31I went through a nineteen forty two phase where is oh yeah, be
- 12:37real had like like dude, I like I felt bad, bro like what
- 12:43not really but because he doesn't really drink that much, but I didn't know
- 12:46he would prefer like he actually good whiskey. But yeah, like like so
- 12:50he he had like I don't know if like a lot of fucking liquor bottles
- 12:54had just been stacked up here, like go wow. And I remember when
- 12:58he would leave to uh for tour, like for months at a time.
- 13:01I'm like, well, how do you expect me to host? You know
- 13:05what I mean? So I started cracking open all the bottles food. I
- 13:07think I drank well, we it's a collective drink six six bottles of nineteen
- 13:16forty two in like two months, just like literally killing them back to back
- 13:20and all stuff. But yeah, but that's some really fine tequila. I'm
- 13:22not a big tequila guy. What else is popping these days? You still
- 13:26go to clubs? No, I don't go to clubs. I can't stay
- 13:31up no more just clubs for I'm not gonna do no club because I'm gonna
- 13:35stand around called I choose my I gotta get bottle service, just like you
- 13:41two. I know you're not going no club if I invited you to clue,
- 13:43if I buy you the club, I don't like car traffic. I
- 13:46know, like I'm saying, if you the club and there was no bottle
- 13:48service, you turn around on site, it doesn't really look like one of
- 13:52the god kids from Southwark or he doesn't. Yeah, yeah, like I
- 13:58like me dog, Like I don't know, man, is it a getting
- 14:03older thing for like? Or am I just the angry person dog? Both?
- 14:09Probably both, because I'm I'm a pretty angry person dog, but not
- 14:11that it takes a while for me to get their dogs. But like when
- 14:15I give it to somebody like wiss this kind of dog. Whether you understand
- 14:18it or not, it's because I mean to be honest, and now that
- 14:20I'm making me think about it, because you're kind of blessed, as in
- 14:24like you never really have to stand in line wait in line everywhere you go.
- 14:31You be real son, even when you go to the concerts, where
- 14:35do we sit at the at the Cali vibes like behind this dig behind the
- 14:43stage with Jack Johnson. Yeah, Jack Johnson and his kids. I was
- 14:48like, oh my god, I was texting the homies. Bro. I'm
- 14:50like, with be real family, You're just like so smoking, smoking,
- 14:56monking kids are walking around everywhere. That was quite a trip though. Callie
- 15:01Vibes were like we were just right there smoking. Yeah, but watching the
- 15:05concert with Jack Johnson and his kids next to us. Yeah, Like when's
- 15:09the last time you when's the last time you got general mission to anywhere?
- 15:11Zone? It's usually like to the movies, like or something like that.
- 15:16Like that's like usually like but it's like not for nothing though, Like yeah,
- 15:20like like you said, yeah, I'm blessed, but like you know,
- 15:24at the same time, bro, there was a lot of times where
- 15:26like I was buying those general admissions, standing in lines and doing all that
- 15:28stuff and not that I'm saying it's like hey, fool, like you know,
- 15:31like you worked hard enough for it to be there, but like,
- 15:33yeah, the synthiezsos opportunities and like I don't know if it's because like I'm
- 15:37older and I'm angrier or whatever it is, but yeah, I just can't
- 15:39do straight of things, bro. Like if I got to stand in line,
- 15:41somewhere dog like, even like when I go to Thissneyland, I just
- 15:43don't like. I just don't bro like if I gotta even if my car
- 15:48has to stand in line in traffic, I just stay home. That's the
- 15:50only por You don't know how lucky you are that you get that hook up
- 15:54for Disneyland, and that's still poor people shit. That's the only poor people
- 15:58shit he zone does is go to disey Land and he goes like a regular
- 16:00solution that. No, no, I do know, that's not poor people.
- 16:03That's not efensive, bro. I didn't mean, I know. I
- 16:06didn't mean like poor people sho mean that's not what not it's poor no no,
- 16:11no, no no. But I meant poor people ship. But I
- 16:15meant poor people ship, as in he still waits in line with the regular
- 16:18common folk. He doesn't you get what I mean by that. He's don't
- 16:22the non fast pass. Yeah, he done doesn't get all times I have
- 16:26Crowns disease. Ask him about ask him about his universal studio experience. OHG
- 16:30see what I mean? The only thing is I get to I get to
- 16:33literally I get to have dinner while Dracula comes talk to me and doc.
- 16:40Yeah, I'm saying. The only thing he one does that's like common folks,
- 16:45ship is Disney. Even when he flies, he has to get first
- 16:48class. I don't fly, but I don't fly. I don't fly anywhere.
- 16:51Though I don't fly, I don't fly that much. You do what
- 16:52I'm saying, whenever you do something that's not true. Bro, When I
- 16:55when we go to the forty two is away match, you have yours over
- 16:57there and then you look at me. You know, I'm talking like if
- 17:00we go to the if we go to the away match, I'll fly regular
- 17:03regular dog Like you know what I mean that if your lady doesn't go,
- 17:07she's gonna go. But she does go. I know, you even be
- 17:11like, we're gonna get first class X like developed the interest of staying at
- 17:14the Disney Hotel or the Disneyland Hotel whatever. I was talking to Martine because
- 17:18he's going to Tokyo to at the same time you're going. Nah, I
- 17:22was hoping dog at first, his lady said the same time, I was
- 17:26like nowhere. I was like, my blogs about it. You didn't think
- 17:30about changing it to accommodate. But because he's going, he's going with with
- 17:33his his daughter. U stepdaughter didn't want to she wanted to travel instead.
- 17:40I feel that. So I was like that's I was like, that's shut
- 17:42out to you, big toe. Yeah, but it's not real though,
- 17:47salute Martin. Yeah, but is it. He's staying at the at the
- 17:51Disney Hotel for a couple of days. I've always wanted to stay ound there,
- 17:53but like, I don't know if for a this time, I think
- 17:56I might have a hook about there. What like foo, I gotta connected.
- 18:00Like there's somebody that that uh Japanese that frequent frequent visits. He's a
- 18:07frequent visitor to the doctor green Throm studios and uh, you know, somebody
- 18:11told me a little birdie told me that this guy is the man out there.
- 18:15And I was like, oh was a risk, no fool, he
- 18:18has a plug. This is already over, but still just well I'll swallow
- 18:26a cart like like that's what I mean, Like like, hey dog,
- 18:33it's still right, it's still life. It's still swallowable. What is it?
- 18:37Swallower? Keep it like this. I'll throw up with this, but
- 18:42like you know what, I can stick it up your ass too. Did
- 18:45that? This is pretty much a vibrator going up your hass, bro,
- 18:49like I should come out real easy dog. If you fire, little smoke
- 18:52comes out. No I don't. That's still better than the Shane Gillis and
- 19:03the Burke crash your joke combined, all right, So like all right,
- 19:07so like listen, like God forbid the best. Like I would just bite
- 19:11the top off and just swallow the wax part and just be like fuck it,
- 19:15I'll ship this plastic out later, I'll throw it up. Can you
- 19:19eat plastic? Like what happens? Do you shoot it out? Like what
- 19:22happens when the kid eats like a toy soldier? They gotta take it out?
- 19:27No, she said the pasa like, let's just say, if I
- 19:30eat Piccolo's arm right here, just just swallow, that's a no peach.
- 19:34Is it gonna come out of my shield? Come out? Yeah? Dog
- 19:37dogs, when dogs eat things, that comes out. Yeah, I've seen
- 19:41it in my dogs. Ship before, I was like, did you eat
- 19:42the remote ConTroll? There's buttons and ship like like yeah, the rubber the
- 19:49rubber pad. Yeah, yeah, that's just fucking so. By now you're
- 19:56in Japan, you've already taken your first ship probably h hell yeah, at
- 19:59the airport and your first piss from all that laquer too. No, it
- 20:06wasn't for sure. You think you're gonna feel bad like last time? Are
- 20:08you gonna try to like beat that detox that you No. I think I'm
- 20:11gonna be good this time, bro, because like I feel like I don't
- 20:15know, bro, Like I felt like like I went through some comic book
- 20:19ship last time. I felt like just like losing my powers and ship.
- 20:25Like I was like, man, I was like, I meant that I'm
- 20:26supposed to be really happy, but I feel miserable. I don't feel like
- 20:30I'm gonna get that this time God willing, But it's just, you know,
- 20:34I don't know. I feel like I'm in better spirits. Are you
- 20:37gonna do Are you gonna do any high hungries or do we? Oh?
- 20:40Yeah, that's the man. That's one of the main reasons I'm going out
- 20:41there like I'm doing like hell of hinh hungries because you came back here with
- 20:45this this palette over here telling us we've never tried ramen and what you've never
- 20:51had that? How good was the ramen that I told you it is close
- 20:52to over there, the one that I took you to I had, Yeah,
- 20:56that that Yeah, it's that, Bob, I gotta take you there
- 21:00right sure, But the best ramen I've ever had was at the spot that
- 21:04we all went to in little Tokyo. Fuck, that's fun, dude.
- 21:07That ship was mediocre. Bro, he had just landed. He's gonna still
- 21:11smell like Japan and we went there and he's almost like fuck he was in
- 21:15that, but we're like, let me go to your shops and gonna be
- 21:18shipped on them because they're nowhere. Dear. I did I did find one
- 21:22that Meetsua or meets yeah, something like that Mitsua. That's a Japanese market.
- 21:26They always got good selections there. Did you go to that? That
- 21:29Japanese cost costco? One? Now I'm gonna go let's do a High Hungry
- 21:32there food, there's a there's a ramen shopping. Oh, there's a Japanese
- 21:36costco in the city of Industry, like yeah, and the only sell like
- 21:38all Asian products and membership is only twenty bucks. I think we should do
- 21:41a High Hungry episode. I think this year for High and Hungry, we
- 21:45should fucking just incorporate all aspects like that, like fuck, just trying to
- 21:48do it, like guy Fieri Or do we just go to restaurants and be
- 21:51like, you know what, Sometimes you gotta fucking go ahead and find out
- 21:53where the real deals are at, right, because there are some people out
- 21:56there who, like, one person will say, and you know what,
- 21:59we should go out for lunch, and the other person like, you know
- 22:00what, Fuck, let's go to this spot where you can buy food to
- 22:06cook. And then not only that, they serve out snacks and if you
- 22:08like that snack, they have a snack bar where you can buy that full
- 22:12size snack. So let's just snack as lunch straight up, bro, Or
- 22:18like we should Yeah, I'm down with that. We should incorporate that into
- 22:21this season High and this season of High Hungry that's coming up. Yeah,
- 22:26not only are we gonna go on t B as well, but we're having
- 22:29celebrity guests bro, Like for real, Bro, Like, I'm bringing back
- 22:32some of my friends. I'm bringing back some of the friends I've met here
- 22:34throughout the show. I'm doing an episode with George Prez kids. Like,
- 22:45it's it's only proper bro, because fired they're gonna look think about it,
- 22:48like I gotta i gotta look at it from a marketing point of view.
- 22:52I get to collaborate with George Prez, I get to collaborate with tak So
- 22:56and my High Hungry brand collaborate and they get to collaborate with High Hungry.
- 22:59That's a three P bro, So all the fans, the owner, he
- 23:04knows, he knows me, Bro. We were one of the first people
- 23:07to do a review there. And that's why to this day, whenever he
- 23:11sees me, he gives me one of those steel hugs, like almost like
- 23:14literally like great respectful guy, at least to me. I don't know how
- 23:17he talks to George, probably because like he looked, he looked at me
- 23:19more. He's like, it's just some FOOLI way, you know, like
- 23:22and George is like comedians, so he probably you know, Can I can
- 23:26I can I make a request for my High Hungry episode. We did Coca
- 23:29Natty No Dog. We go get the Costco samples. I don't think we
- 23:33can film the Costco. We gotta look. Here's the thing, BRO,
- 23:37like I think we could, like you could, No, we gotta we
- 23:41gotta do with that camera. I'm gonna buy that camera this week. Bro,
- 23:44I'm gonna buy it. Show me that cam. I want to check
- 23:45it out. I'm like a shout out to Yuri Bro that that that that
- 23:48dude is, whether he knows it or not. I watched his food meticulously
- 23:52because I'm like, what equipment is this for using? And I was like
- 23:56this is perfect for that, because like that was kind of like the the
- 24:00like like just another cool ass too, kind of like me just trying to
- 24:03like do some stuff like that. He's ultimately like a story, like I
- 24:06want to do a lot of those challenges. Bro, you think we could
- 24:08do the fill this room up with balloons challenge, but let's do it os
- 24:11balloons. You know how he did. He did one dollar per balloon donation.
- 24:18All right, that's too little for us to do, nas right,
- 24:21So like let's just say let's do the three for five deal. Three super
- 24:25chats. We get around the five balloons. People go wild and they just
- 24:29want you. You gotta do it what you want to see your downfall And
- 24:32now you gotta to do one hundred fucking balloons. If they're willing to pay
- 24:36for it, then you know what's up? Think about it like this our
- 24:41own hands. And I'm not talking about beaches Glowasso's way. I'm talking about
- 24:44like moderate size, like like regular, like we're doing this is a business
- 24:48move, so like we we only do it. It's gonna it's like sauce.
- 24:51So think I think about this. We do three for five or what
- 24:55was the deal three for five or is it three for five? And then
- 24:57it's what it's a it's four three for ten or it's I think it's three
- 25:03for ten and inflation. Yeah, we gotta do we gotta do three for
- 25:07ten numbers and if it is it five five for twenty. And we have
- 25:11pro set up here, so we have Steph Tony's a pro naser, Pronos
- 25:15pro naazer and we get like Moses or Jobanni Yeah yeah, Joe yeah.
- 25:22So like every time we do it, and then let's they say they do
- 25:23five for twenty twenty dollars super chat fill a five. We all go at
- 25:27the same time. Then we forget that's what God does, demonetize it's a
- 25:32private link or like we we would is it? Uh, think about it,
- 25:36but we just take it. We take it off. Can't take it
- 25:40off. We'll just go live for the first fifteen and boom boom, that's
- 25:45it. You stick around, pay up. Yeah, but we have to
- 25:48find another way for them to pay up. Yeah, that's the thing.
- 25:52Yeah, see that's the thing because we need can we go on your YouTube
- 25:55super chat? Yeah? What are we gonna do? Kick still there?
- 26:00Because because what Yury did was he did the one dollar one balloon and he
- 26:04just filled up his whole room with balloons like every time somebody donated a dollar,
- 26:11I know. And he was a room like this and he filled it
- 26:12up like and it was all and I think and bro for sure he made
- 26:15like three g's. That's a lot of balloons. Like, but food,
- 26:19think about it, like he just had the machine and all he did was
- 26:22stream for twenty four hours. That's a lot of white people doing it.
- 26:26Food. We're gonna be on Live for a long ass time and we're just
- 26:30a pizzas here all right, what up? Just watched this ship? All
- 26:33right? Cool? Like it's I RL, it's in real life. We
- 26:36don't have to worry about keeping them entertained. It's like, hey, what's
- 26:38up? Did you see this? You know? And then we're just we're
- 26:41just checking in with this and people with literally we have we have to do
- 26:45some challenges like that. I think, be some guests around too, like
- 26:47special people. That's what I'm saying, that whole challenge we do like a
- 26:49six six to seven hour stream down for Edward scissors hands. Now that sounds
- 26:53like we can do a whole stream like that. Edward, Explain it,
- 26:59though, explain it you remember, you know, you know what it is
- 27:02now, I know. Edward says, ship white people used to do,
- 27:04I think, or like frats and you get to forties, see you whatever
- 27:11that is? Yeah, yeah, and you you those get tight to your
- 27:15hands and you can't take a piss until you finished both of them or you
- 27:18pissed yourself. That's a lot, dude. You gotta have a big bladder.
- 27:22And I don't think I can handle it. You No, not me
- 27:29either. I don't even know why I'm suggesting. I'm just gonna piss myself
- 27:30on camera. I'm down. I'm down, like because don't wanna piss myself.
- 27:40A challenge you gotta but you, but you gotta be like I give
- 27:42up. I give up from a little bitch. And then you cut them
- 27:44up and go to the bathroom. That's what I'm saying. Like the pistols
- 27:48me out of way, like just we'll cut it off, you know what
- 27:49I'm saying. But we gotta show a little bit like like like Tommy,
- 27:53yeah, like yeah like that Tommy, Tommy. Can we could do that
- 28:00challenge with Tommy? What if you're allowed like a lifeline like here get your
- 28:03girl like or whatever? Allowed? Real? Oh you know what if you
- 28:10really want someone, well, man, this is this look at a gay
- 28:14guy. If you really want you really you really can't hold your pa.
- 28:18You gotta step it up the gay guy gotta Hey, that'd be a whole
- 28:21different demographic. But we can't say fagin no more. You can't even say
- 28:25right now, can he? So? Did you end up doing it?
- 28:33Playing call duty with a one seven? A dog? Let me tell you,
- 28:37dog, I did you not? I just cannot get into call of
- 28:44duty? Did you try? Did you press the pine? Did you o?
- 28:48I couldn't even get into a fun I couldn't even There's no story mode
- 28:51in this. There's no it's straight. This is straight fucking no, there's
- 28:55not there's like literally no story mode in this. And I got pissed.
- 28:59I was like, I thought I was gonna kill Nazis or something. No,
- 29:02there's nothing like zombies is over. There's no zombies no more. This
- 29:04is straight fucking like this type of shit. So this really pissed me off.
- 29:10I got I got it. I got into I got into the game,
- 29:11and I was like, oh cool. I was like about to go
- 29:14ahead and get get learn the controls, play the story mode, kill Hitler
- 29:18real quick, you know what I mean, Like take this fool out and
- 29:19then become American Champions again. Right. I was like saying, oh shit,
- 29:22no, it got all these different rooms as soon as you start.
- 29:26I couldn't even load up none of this stuff, bro. Like I felt
- 29:30like such a fucking boomer dog. We're like. It gave me anxiety,
- 29:34and I was like, fuck this game, bro, because I kept clicking
- 29:37here, didn't start click picking here, it didn't start kept. I was
- 29:38like, man, fuck this ship. I'm out. And I started playing
- 29:41Stray and shout out to Rock Sampson for giving me that game Stray, because
- 29:44I'm like halfway uh down, no more than halfway done with it. It's
- 29:48a very leave it to a white guy to give me a puzzle game,
- 29:51though, Like what type of puzzle? Not like a beach of puzzle though,
- 29:55but it's a critical thinking game. So like you're a cat and you're
- 29:59supposed to like like figure stuff out how to get Like let's just say,
- 30:03let's just say, like you gotta find for clues in this room, right
- 30:07and like the cackae jump here, it could jump on the A C.
- 30:08But let's just say this food drop something and inside this jar there's something in
- 30:11there, like you gotta know how to like it's it's a smart it's just
- 30:15it's it's in another planet and you're with robots and it's pretty it's pretty cool.
- 30:19Like I like the concept of it. It's very it's it's a very
- 30:22critical thinking game. Jesus. I was like, damn. I was just
- 30:30like, but wise you're not. Luckily though, I got I know the
- 30:34same foods that fix my neon lights. They watch the show. They're on
- 30:38fair Fairfax neon light plug or something like that. Right there by the Kaiser
- 30:42Hospital to the right, there's this neon light place and the big homie in
- 30:48the back he fucking watches the show. I walked in there one time and
- 30:51he made the sign for Shirley's Shirley's podcast too, like you know, surely
- 30:56know. I was like, yeah, I was like, what the hell?
- 30:59And we had something that's the other day painted dough. Yeah, where's
- 31:03that spot at how'd you find out about that spot? Oh? So painted
- 31:06dough man. So I ended up going to Oh dog, I went to
- 31:10a new swami. Yeah, dog went to Chino Swammy. Nah, Hey
- 31:14on, no dog, I don't go to the white people swammys. Bro.
- 31:15White people Swamians are like, come take advantage of my wallet, you
- 31:21know what I mean, Like, let me charge you fifty dollars for this
- 31:23rock. That's why people swam me bro. Like, yeah, So I
- 31:27went to Chino Swammy Chino Hills. Is that is Chino and Chino Hills?
- 31:33Same shit? Yeah? I think so, man, say yes. So
- 31:37I went to Chino and originally because I sorry, originally because I was trying
- 31:45to find a new parakeet. What is it? Two new parakeets for my
- 31:49mom, right, you know, because she wanted to have like four,
- 31:52you know what I mean, the little ones, because we used to have
- 31:53three and like the body has and all that stuff. And there was a
- 31:59lull passed around a while ago where you can't sell animals no more, Like
- 32:02you can't sell animals no more at the swa meat really yeah you get what
- 32:07I'm saying. No, no, no, this has passed a long time
- 32:10ago, like like in La County, you cannot sell animals at the swammy
- 32:14no more so. The only swamis that have animals for sale are like uh
- 32:20swa meats and out of La County. So I went to the swam meat
- 32:22that is like, this is like a regular ass swami though, bro,
- 32:25because like you know that when they when they do it on grounds and these
- 32:30fools have their they don't know it's not a tent. They have a little
- 32:31casita and this casita is lined up. That's a swam meat that These are
- 32:36regulars. They paid like property their food. They had a camel there giving
- 32:38rides food. They had two camels food and you pay five bucks or ten
- 32:45bucks for the rides. And doesn't itachick a meleway. These fools were old
- 32:49as fuck though fool. You could tell they were old as hell. But
- 32:52yeah, food fucking two camels dog at a swami and there was like little
- 32:55biy kids riding them and stuff like that. I was a yeah, I
- 33:00went there and I got some pretty good deals. I didn't get the resell
- 33:02stuff like I like, was there a lot of resell shit? Nah?
- 33:06I got, I just not not the normal stuff that I go for I
- 33:08like that. I like the kind of Swami where like it's people from the
- 33:10neighborhood bringing their stuff or like all their like all around the surrounding areas.
- 33:15Like I like that kind of stuff where it's people that have a different storage
- 33:19units that they bring right there to sell the different stuff. I like that
- 33:22because you never know what you get. There's still chance of finding good stuff.
- 33:24But when it's like regular stuff where they just have whether like there was
- 33:28a guy like I did buy stuff, but it was more household stuff.
- 33:30So there was like Asian guy who sold like electronics and stuff like that by
- 33:34the air humid fire for like twenty five bucks. Good as good as hell
- 33:37works great from our place by the dog bed for like ten bucks. Like
- 33:42it would even carry your fat ass dog. I was like, damn ten
- 33:45bucks there, what is it? Memory foam? And then uh in food
- 33:49this place dog they had like like food they saw hella birds at the Swami
- 33:54dog I'm talking about they sell birds every aisle. Dog there's like a different
- 34:00kind of bird dealer there. I don't know what the deal is with Chino,
- 34:04but the people love birds their dog. And then I'm not talking about
- 34:07just little Petty Keito's dog like. The pets were like at the bottom of
- 34:09the little totem poll dog like, those were ten bucks. The cockatoon cockatoos
- 34:14were twenty bucks. They were cheap there cockatoos. But foo the bird game
- 34:19changed up. Dog. I started seeing these exotic birds. I was gonna
- 34:22buy this this bird dog. It was a It was a lava red and
- 34:27yellow parrot dog not a my call, not the ones that go, not
- 34:30those parrot you had, you know, the chances of you to get this
- 34:34feather, feather color, color tone on this bird. It was crazy.
- 34:37My bone my phone had died. Sorry, what is it? My phone
- 34:42had died, and so I couldn't really film it. They were asking five
- 34:45hundred bucks for this bird dog and they were just like, yeah, they
- 34:49had to breathe this bird to make it happen. Food, but this food
- 34:52was like it looked artificial. Dog. The most beautiful bird that I had
- 34:54seen. You can talk, Yeah, you can teach them to talk.
- 34:58Yeah, what is it? They had had macaws, they had the white
- 35:02birds, the ones that the ones that looked like the old ladies. They
- 35:07had hella parrots dog like. I just did not know if you guys are.
- 35:09If you guys are in the market for for a brand new bird or
- 35:13an exotic bird, trust me, go to Chino. You will get a
- 35:15deal at the Chino swam Meat. Bro. They got some crazy birds there.
- 35:20Bro. Like, I was in decisive between buying a blue parrot or
- 35:23or yeah, I wanted to buy one. I bought. I bought two
- 35:28parakeets from my mom. Oh but you didn't buy one for yourself? No,
- 35:30no, no, they were they just buy them for my mom because
- 35:31she likes birds and there was she wanted. So I got them babies.
- 35:35They were like and I put them in with the other parakeets, so they're
- 35:37kind of cool. Ship. I was gonna buy another pigeon for my pigeon,
- 35:42the one that I rescued. That food doesn't leave up in the bird
- 35:44like the cage like Hella times, who's just like fuck it, I love
- 35:46it here. Why would you leave the food? Like if it was pigeon
- 35:50fighting, my pigeon would be a contender. Dog this fools like big.
- 35:52He's like as big as this tank food that some big ass bird food.
- 35:57Like, I swear to God, I'll post a picture on my Instagram.
- 35:59Dog, you are gonna be like yo, that pigeon al risky, that
- 36:01fool's big dog. I was gonna get another one, just to like companion
- 36:06for this fool. I was gonna buy one of the edgar birds. But
- 36:08they didn't have the edgar pigeons. The edgar pigeons that have the the haircut.
- 36:15There's the birds that the hair grows like that. Yeah, dog,
- 36:16there's like edgar pigeons. I was gonna see if they create more like it's
- 36:22naturally cut or somebody fucking cut it. No, that's how it grows in
- 36:24their head. Yeah, there's a lot of exotic birds out there, though.
- 36:30Can you imagine all the animals that fools haven't discovered yet? There's not
- 36:37that many. There is a lot, but there's not that many. Okay,
- 36:39the ocean. Nah, you're tripping because we've only discovered you know,
- 36:45Okay, Okay, yeah, yeah, I agree that there's a lot of
- 36:49animals, the majority of them that are in the ocean. But you don't
- 36:52you don't believe that there's animals on lands that we haven't discovered that are bigger
- 36:55than this. No, we haven't discovered little fucking little rats, little butterflies,
- 37:01little Cathy Barrow that's considered a rodent's fucking huge. Bro, When did
- 37:07they discover this? Did we discover this fucking two hundred three hundred years ago?
- 37:13Maybe? Okay, no, but he's saying like he's saying a new
- 37:15species. Yeah, he's saying like if there's a news like he's like,
- 37:17there, if we're gonna find a new species on land, it's gonna be
- 37:21no bigger than how big say this? Right? Don't you say so?
- 37:24I don't know, bro? Like, like for example, people people still
- 37:28are looking for a bigfoot and there's still signs all over. So I'm just
- 37:30saying, like, like take it to you, there is no big foot.
- 37:34I'm I'm a conspiracy theorist, and I'm on the side where there's no
- 37:37big foot. And if it's real, if it's real, it's interdimensional and
- 37:42it's smarter than we think, and it's more than we think. Because the
- 37:44reason I do. What about that video of that guy getting changed? How
- 37:46come all these videos get dismissed like that? Bro, Like nobody like there's
- 37:50never no scientists looking into it, and be like, can we fake a
- 37:53bigfoot video? It wouldn't be real easy for YouTube. Look, we can
- 37:58fake anything, but you can have faked everything, but you how credible would
- 38:05it be if like to make a video like Bigfoot chasing me? Easy?
- 38:09Right, Yeah, I wouldn't even have to look to look. But see,
- 38:15that's what I'm saying that like all these videos that they do, So
- 38:17I'm sorry all these videos they're so quick to dismiss them because how come there's
- 38:22nobody investigating there? Bro Like, how come there's nobody there? How come
- 38:25there's nobody going through There is a lot of people out there looking for Bigfoot?
- 38:30Do there's like Okay, so that video of that guy being chased and
- 38:32like you know, and they posted it up. He's being chased that you
- 38:37hear the branches and this fool's like running like a monkey or whatever it is.
- 38:40How come they didn't send a team of research crews or or there's there's
- 38:45enough white people out there who will take it upon themselves and be like,
- 38:47we're gonna go track the footsteps he ran a hell of times. There's gotta
- 38:52be some kind of hair, there's gotta be something. Who do you want?
- 38:54Who do you who do you think should go? He's on the government,
- 38:58the government, Yeah, they at this point you should be looking into
- 39:00this too. You know, the government doesn't do anything that doesn't make money.
- 39:05Technically, that's why we won't. That's why we technically do. That's
- 39:08the reasoning for not going back to the moon, because there's no money to
- 39:12be made to go back to the moon. Ope, it'll oil. The
- 39:15moon wasn't fucking hollow. It's it's worth checking out. You know, they'llow
- 39:21hollow. If it wasn't hollow, we'd be over there. I'll say this
- 39:23to the bigfoot theory and whatnot. Man, look if it if it's really
- 39:28out there or if there's there's gotta all right, Look when we research animals
- 39:35all that stuff, don't we get like hair follicles from like the land that
- 39:38they're in. Has there been ship like that that only shit? This is
- 39:42not? Like, yes they have. There's like a lot of people that
- 39:45that claim to have different stuff that they can't identify, like the same way
- 39:49people people people act about uh or they treat octopuses and stuff like that.
- 39:53Who those are not? They don't have no d These things don't have no
- 39:58DNA that anybody can figure out in science. Yet these things are supposed to
- 40:00be out of this world, like octopuses and squids definitely out of this.
- 40:04That's what I'm saying, Like, it's it's pretty fucking crazy that nobody is,
- 40:07you know, I'm like, nobody's looking further into this. I've thought
- 40:09about it. You know what till cams are. You know what till cams
- 40:12are? Trail till cams trail that people used to like look for deer or
- 40:17their own on their own cattle stuff like that. They're like ring cams for
- 40:21the wilderness. If that hasn't caught bigfoot, I don't know what the fuck
- 40:24hans stop. That's what they're meant for their Like, like I said,
- 40:29like unless like unless they're smarter than we think. Some people say that they
- 40:31can detect these cameras. Some people say they're interdimensional, they're aliens they have
- 40:37Are we the only ones that can walk straight by petal like you know like
- 40:43some apes can, Yeah, they're by peetles. Some apes can huh oh
- 40:47no for like two seconds? No, he means like on two feet,
- 40:51Like, are we the only mammal that can fucking walk like that on two
- 40:53feet? Full apes can do that. Apes can do that, I think,
- 40:57yeah, but not straight. I think kangaroos can do it. I
- 41:00just thought, that's like separated us from like the bigfoots. No, our
- 41:05brain, our brain is fucking separates us from big How come we've never found
- 41:09a dead body for one of these These things live forever, they say,
- 41:14They say they bury them where they bury each other, they bury themselves.
- 41:20Yeah. Yeah, the family members, they have family members. I think
- 41:22they're just living there on their own. There's got to be a family member.
- 41:25Bigfoot's gotta be a little bigfoot, a big bigfoot, missus Bigfoot,
- 41:30little slutty Bigfoot. I don't know, like these things, these are pretty
- 41:36big animals to hide. But then again, there's a lot like all right,
- 41:39a lot of wilderness. I do gotta agree, I do gotta argue
- 41:42there all right. Think about it. Last time I last time I traveled
- 41:45out it to what was it Denver? That was parts where I was.
- 41:49I was looking over the land and I'm just like, what the fuck,
- 41:53bro, there's all these little fucking trails, all these mountains and I'm like,
- 41:58there's no there's no houses there, there's nothing there, Like, what
- 42:01the fuck lives there? Like there's water and certain spots like like how do
- 42:07you not know? Like if we never explore that that thing's just big chilling
- 42:10right there. Yeah, middle of nowhere. Dog. When you fly over
- 42:15we were talking about flying when you fly over America, it's just wilderness.
- 42:20Land don't land, don't land on't land on woods on woods on woods.
- 42:24Something can live there, Someone can live there. Yeah, that's that's That's
- 42:29what I'm getting at, Like something or someone has to live there. Like
- 42:32when you think about like the most like there's a lot of uh, you
- 42:37know, there's a lot of islands out there. Bro that Japan found how
- 42:39many islands not too long ago, like fourteen thousand or over? No,
- 42:43it was it was way more, I think, or something like that.
- 42:45Yeah, it was way more. That's crazy. How you just find all
- 42:47these islands. I also think they consider a fucking rock that comes out of
- 42:52the ocean on island, right ray, How do you find fourteen hundred islands?
- 42:57I don't know what constitutes an island. Yeah, if a rock,
- 43:00I think it's constitute an island or rock coming out of the ocean. Then
- 43:04I guess there's a lot of motherfucker islands we haven't found there. It is.
- 43:07Look, Japan just discovered more than seven thousand islands. It didn't know
- 43:12existing stupid, That's what I'm saying. Like I might, but it's Japan.
- 43:15You're going to a stupid people country. Dog Like they can't see obviously
- 43:20their eyes are got to get checked. The fucking we don't know everything about
- 43:22the ocean, stupid asshole. Well, how do you not know seven thousand
- 43:25islands? Yeah, we know Catalina Island. You don't know American Norse where
- 43:30islands a right? Hawaii Catalina dog, that's not the bro That's not the
- 43:34only island. Stupid. But like there's still like there's a lot of places
- 43:37in the ocean that people just don't fucking know. And then islands don't are
- 43:40not just made. I mean, islands are not just like what is it
- 43:44a there? They're not just in plain sign food. Some of these things
- 43:47get consumed by the ocean, and then the ocean has to like and it's
- 43:51not an island. If you can't put if you can't put your feet on
- 43:53it, it's not an island. Here we go. I An island is
- 43:59a body of lancer rounded by water. Continents are also surrounded by water,
- 44:04but because they are so big, they are not considered islands. Australia,
- 44:08the smallest continent is three more times the size of Greenland. The largest island,
- 44:16what's the smallest time it? Can you look up the smallest island to
- 44:22me, if you can't put your feet on it, If you can't put
- 44:23your feet on it, it's non island. As if I can't stand it,
- 44:27you gotta be able to stand on it, right, right? Would
- 44:28you say that that's here? Geographer Steven Royal. An island is a body
- 44:34of lands surrounded by water above water at high tide, and smaller than the
- 44:39continent, then what makes a continent? Right? Just just going deep in
- 44:45this fucking island hole? Bro, You know what? I don't want to
- 44:47be in no island except you know, the smallest island in the world.
- 44:53It where's Epstein Island? It's in the Caribbean, and uh the Disneyland cruise.
- 45:05But what's the nearest like country to that island? Though? Xavier Land
- 45:09Porto Rico. Alright, let me look at her. But all I know,
- 45:14all I know is the Disneyland Cruise cruises right through. So do a
- 45:20bunch of other cruises. But the Disneyland cruise where kids are missing? What
- 45:24goes on those islands? I know Disneyland Island. Kids, What a coincidence?
- 45:28You don't think a kid just fell off and now there's a kid that
- 45:30did that. Fucking If a kid falls off a fucking boat, he's dying,
- 45:34bro. Like a shift that big, a ship that big is A
- 45:37kid is fucking dying, bro, disappearing. Have you ever been to the
- 45:40Have you ever been to the Queen Mary fucking docs or like the place where
- 45:44those cruises they go. Those things are huge food. Guy, though,
- 45:47slip off of there. You don't die, Xavier. If you fall off
- 45:52a fucking cruise ship, you're gonna submerge and die. Do you die?
- 45:59You don't die. Little Saint James is a small private island in the United
- 46:02States Virgin Islands, southeast of the country Saint Thomas. It was owned by
- 46:08American child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein from ninety eight until his death to twenty nineteen.
- 46:15I have a question with that, ax. So he's an American sex
- 46:20offender, I mean he is. I know, he's like part of the
- 46:25team. Yeah, Has like government agencies raided island? Have they like been
- 46:30to the island and oh yeah, I saw the footage. Have they seized
- 46:34it? Yeah? They've seen. I saw the footage of like them going
- 46:37into his house. That show is crazy. The FBI has all his all
- 46:39those all those tapes. And you don't think the FBI is using those to
- 46:44blackmail those same people. What does the FBI keep this stuff where? Yeah,
- 46:49and volts volts like the Vatican, Vatican, Vatican and goes with the
- 46:54CIA. They have all of Ben Lawden's tapes. They're like, it's hard
- 46:58drives and ship. Oh no, by nobody's thought about just rushing the Vatican.
- 47:02They don't have goods. They're their own country. Yeah, they have
- 47:05security. What do you mean for the Vatican? Okay, okay, yeah,
- 47:08army if you believe in that bullshit? You know what I'm saying,
- 47:13Army, dog, what are they gonna do? Dog? Like like you
- 47:17think they're packing heat? Bro, they're all the priests are gonna rape you
- 47:22when they catch you. Okay, dog, but they're gonna rape me to
- 47:25death. Bull don't get something, fucking big man. They ain't gonna look
- 47:29a motherfucker here. I want you to have him and you'll take you under
- 47:34God's will. According to them, has heard of this, or ray knows.
- 47:37They have found bodies in the Vatican bodies, little kid bodies, real
- 47:43bodies, grown man bodies. They have bodies in the Vatican. Like that
- 47:47looks all I'm saying. Dog is like, and I'm not trying to be
- 47:52disrespectful to God, you know, but is if people have so much mystery
- 47:58in the Vatican, Like you know how people wanted to rush Area fifty one,
- 48:01Like what if that big ass crowd that fucking shows up every time the
- 48:05Pope goes up and he's like he's doing all that ship, you know what
- 48:08I mean? Next day that crowd is like, hey, we heard that.
- 48:12You know the mel Gibson movies kind of true. Was that movie with
- 48:15the National Treasure No, or that movie that the da Vinci Code. Yeah,
- 48:20yeah, we Tom Hanks, we heard that the davinch Code is under
- 48:24the Vatican and we want to see it for herself. And let's just say,
- 48:27all those people just started just fucking rushing that ship. Well you can't
- 48:30stop all those people unless God himself is like, halt, Yeah, you
- 48:35can't like fucking shoot them. It's private. It's private, dude. The
- 48:38Jesus people are gonna kill all the innocent people. Why didn't they do it
- 48:42for fucking area fifty one. They showed up, I didn't they rushing first
- 48:46of all that that you're you're talking like, there's maybe they realized that there
- 48:50is like something bigger than us in there in the area fifty one. Like
- 48:53I don't want to go uncover that, but like, like, what are
- 48:55you gonna do molest me? Like you know they can if they want to,
- 49:00and they don't care. Own country, the Vatican is his own country
- 49:04in Italy. There's not enough people into a place that's known for ship like
- 49:07that. There's not enough people that could just rush that bum rush that ship.
- 49:12Bro. Bro, Bro, they conquered then they conquered all of South
- 49:16America. You don't think they're gonna conquer your little booty hole if you try
- 49:20to go in there. Bro, they don't give a fuck. Bro.
- 49:22It's the Vatican. They run the world. They don't they run the world.
- 49:25They run a little bit of the world. Dude, Where's where's the
- 49:29help gonna come from? All right? Question? Are tanks gonna come up
- 49:32from under the Vatican? Like who if I if you roll up there with
- 49:36five tanks and just start gossling that ship up, you don't like, like,
- 49:39what's up beach, Like give me the fucking Jesus Bible. You're saying,
- 49:43you're saying that you want the Catholics to go rush it, Like let's
- 49:46just say it's all their own people. They just like they don't be one
- 49:50rush that they protect. They feel they feel they got the pope got caught
- 49:52fucking a bunch of other people. Yeah, but there's video of it or
- 49:57something against leaked all over and people are like, we can't to suppor this
- 50:00and they're tired of it. Food, Like they rushed the capital. I'll
- 50:02talk about like that, Like what if they like like there's like, you
- 50:06know, people never thought they were going to rusht the capital, Like who's
- 50:08gonna rust the capital? Rush the capit fucking away? FO, there's important
- 50:14people lived there? Or rush the capitol? Who seems like X? Who's
- 50:20Trump got in trouble for it? Who's that? How is he getting in
- 50:23trouble? He's still gonna be president X? Who's them? Who's them?
- 50:27Democrats? Whoever? The mean? The Democrats? I don't understand telling me.
- 50:31You're telling me that they didn't know that there's there's there's the max capacity
- 50:36everywhere. There should have been more cops and they should be able to release
- 50:38the footage happened, dude, there's well they were outnumbered. They were out
- 50:49bro, they weren't there all those agents cannot just start out number. Have
- 50:55you've seen footage of all kinds of people who are in that resurrection in insurrection
- 51:00bullshit like filming everything, like from the beginning to the end. There's all
- 51:07kinds of footsh that was edited together. And one part where I guess the
- 51:13head of the whole fucking shit some guy with a fucking cowboy hat. He
- 51:17flipped the camera to like, you know, to where like everything is a
- 51:21fool. It looks crazy, dog, that's what. And there's there's audio
- 51:27of him saying he was like we just can't stop him. That those people
- 51:31didn't rate it. I'm saying that they let it happen. You really can't
- 51:36be like, hey, you don't think the Vatican is gonna let it happen
- 51:38if there's that many people and they're like, protect the pope, let's fly
- 51:40out of here. Look like to thee as far as the city is concerned.
- 51:45Swiss Guards corps of Swiss soldiers responsible for the safety of the pope imagine
- 51:51that often called the world's smallest art imagine having the world's smallest army for one
- 51:55person. They serve as a personal escort to the pontiff as and as watchmen
- 52:00for Vatican City and the Pontifico via the Castel Gandolfo. Expendables will take those.
- 52:09You don't. If you don't think they let it happen, you're tripping.
- 52:15And I don't mean that as in like the highly trained security force which
- 52:20has been guarding the city since the fifteenth century. Exactly don't hear that fifteenth
- 52:25Central America has fucking had a big dick to swing on other countries. But
- 52:30we still got pearl harbored, Like you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
- 52:34fine, they just saying it can happen. But that's find another country we
- 52:37got tagged. You're talking civilians are gonna raid the Vatican. That's never gonna
- 52:40happen. Somebody, some other country could be like, man, give us
- 52:45the give us the give us the Jesus stuff. We want to know all
- 52:47what's up? How do you like somebody? Like what like what if?
- 52:52What if? Like I know in some parallel like the Holy Grail, you
- 52:53know where the Holy girls at where I don't know if that's supposed to be
- 52:59is or some of these places and that has it. No, not the
- 53:02Holy Grail. That's the pimp cup, right, No, that's the fucking
- 53:06the one that has the tablets. That's the Ten Commandments. Are you sure
- 53:10that's I think that the grail is the pimp cup. That might be the
- 53:15pimp cup. Yeah, the grail. No, you're right, you're right.
- 53:16The Holy Girl might be the the grail is the is the the cup
- 53:21that the preacher is supposed to like for this is my body and this is
- 53:23my blood. Which one is the one where the ten Commandments are at?
- 53:27That's the test the Testament right now. And I'm sorry that it just called
- 53:30the Ten Commandments dog commandments the confident. What about Noah's Ark? Where's that
- 53:38ship at? You think that ship was real? Fu? Yeah, I
- 53:45do believe someone constructed a big ass. There are parts you think you put
- 53:49all those animals in a definitely not like like I'm not I'm not the first
- 53:52one to say this, but like, how you going to get the tiger
- 53:55not to eat the fucking lion because eat the I'm not going to listen to
- 54:02What do you feed them? What are you feedings like I don't know food,
- 54:07Like it's impossible. The only way it's technically possible. Okay, you're
- 54:13saying it's impossible, bro, But then the Pyramids got built at a time
- 54:16where foods were not like where foods were not like capable of dud. We
- 54:21didn't have the technology. That the only way it's possible, and it is
- 54:23possible, like this is it. Technically he had all the animals DNA,
- 54:32like Jurassic Park where they have all the dinosaurs in the barber sool thing.
- 54:37That's the only like technically they had to be DNA. Where imagine that fo
- 54:42was just tripping on the boat and he was like, I have all the
- 54:44animals. You eat a bunch of ungles. He was like he's just like
- 54:46yo, He's like God told me to get all the animals. You know
- 54:51how it just rained? How about what about how many animals? Well what
- 54:52about if he just had a smaller list of animals, then they didn't have
- 54:58all animals. Then we still don't know all the animals dogs, So no
- 55:00one could have just been like whatever, we got two peritos, two cats,
- 55:02togas, we got two birds, Like what if he just got all
- 55:07the animals. They were in Israel at that time, and then he was
- 55:10like, yeah, you know what, I don't know about the rest of
- 55:12the world, but you guys are because technical need. There were God's chosen
- 55:15people. So he was like, look, everybody else is sucking up.
- 55:17Go around the country. Gather all the animals, the two kinds, because
- 55:21this fee's not gonna know what kind of birds we got in Africa or what
- 55:23kind of birds we got in America. He probably was just talking about right
- 55:28here, Oh, it didn't happen. That happened. That's possible if he
- 55:32if he gathered all the animals where he's at didn't happen. It was just
- 55:36it's a way to tell a story, dude. There's no way that that
- 55:40that. Uh. A flood happened. One hundred percent of flood happened.
- 55:44The world has been flooded plenty of times. Every civilization talks about a flood,
- 55:47but like a world flood, yeah, world flood, a world flood.
- 55:52Yeah. Ice age when the ice smelts the world gets flooded. Technically,
- 55:55they didn't have enough ice we did before there was an ice age.
- 55:59Chef, you haven't seen the movie with the mammoths yeah, we love movies.
- 56:02Yeah, but I'm aware of I'm aware of what I say just stupid.
- 56:07Yeah yeah, like like I'm not I'm aware, but I'm just wondering,
- 56:10like what's the chances of that happening again? Like you know, like
- 56:14I feel like like we live in fear with all this bullshit, like like
- 56:19Yellowstone, Bro, Like you don't think we have like maa mostky they can
- 56:22stop that volcano? Like, bro, we got we got lasers that can
- 56:24stop a fucking luke on the way over here. We brought up, we
- 56:28brought up, we brought up the ice age. You know how it's global
- 56:30warming and the Earth's getting hotter. Yeah, that's bad. Feeling fire feeling.
- 56:37That's bad. Though global warming is bad. I mean yeah, bro,
- 56:43Like if we're not good, I'm not thinking it's good. But polar
- 56:45bears need to live. Okay, Okay, okay, okay, right,
- 56:47polar bears need to live. All the polar bears, Okay, part of
- 56:52the it's Look, every animal has its role, dude. Okay, yeah,
- 56:55okay, but look that actually benefits what we live we live, right
- 57:00all right, all right, all right, No, it's a bunch of
- 57:01shit. Of the bees eye. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
- 57:04okay, I agree with you, guys. Colar bears are good. We
- 57:07don't want global warming. Okay. Global warming sounds horrible, right all the
- 57:10worse the Earth is getting hot? Oh my god, we need the ac
- 57:15Okay. Have you thought about fucking the ice age? What if the what
- 57:19if it's global cooling? You know how much worse that is? No,
- 57:24it gets Have you seen the movie The Day after Tomorrow? New York gets
- 57:30cold. It's fucked up. The cold is really really bad. But it's
- 57:34always been fucking cold as fuck in New York, respectfully. Yeah, and
- 57:37those people have to come down and then here it's gonna get cold. I'm
- 57:40just telling you, due global warming sounds way better than global cooling. It
- 57:44does. Think about it global cooling, I mean, given situation, yeah,
- 57:50of course, but that's not where we're at right now. We also
- 57:52know, do you also know that the Earth's temperature has never been an ideal
- 57:57temperature for more than like one hundred years. Tempt is always going up and
- 58:00down. So I'm not saying I want global warming, but I'd rather that
- 58:06than global cooling. I'm a skinny motherfucker. I get cold. Here a
- 58:09lot. I'm way more with global warming than global cooling. I'm just saying,
- 58:15if I got to pick one of them, just speaking for yourself and
- 58:16not for all of humanity. I don't fuck about the motherfuckers talking about me.
- 58:22Me right now living everybody would agree with you that one. Yeah,
- 58:27dude, hey day. You think you're equipped to survive in like a wilderness
- 58:30kind of thing global warming? Yes, I am way more ideal to surviving
- 58:34global warming than I am to survive in global and global cooling. For you,
- 58:37I'm not gonna lie. You're a little bigger. I can understand how
- 58:37you're like. You know, if it's technically hot all the time, I'm
- 58:40just gonna lose weight because I'm gonna be sweating all the time. Doesn't sound
- 58:43like a prompt me, dog, That's what I'm saying. So I'm not
- 58:45gonna die from the fucking heat, you bitch. Like like beaches in Bikinig,
- 58:51what are we complaining? Always getting hot? Fuck up? As a
- 58:54sweaters? Though, I'm not gonna I might I have a little dope here,
- 58:59like right now, this is a fresh out. That's not even a
- 59:00sucking sweater, bitch, that's just a shirt's and fresh outfit. It's a
- 59:04fresh outfit do to add because they got cold, you see see. But
- 59:07if it wasn't cold, I wouldn't need to make this a hoodie. It
- 59:09could be a regular T shirt looking fresh. Yeah. No, it's fucking
- 59:15this fucking place because chili right now. But you know what I mean?
- 59:19You really? You really think global? You rather think could you think if
- 59:24we did a can't ever suspendy type of addition? No, hold on,
- 59:28hold on win in the in the forest that drop us out survival skills?
- 59:31Oh yeah, I do win. I don't. I don't even think you
- 59:35know how to make a fire bed. I don't think you know how to
- 59:37clean water. I know how to I know how to survive longer without eating
- 59:42than you do. So I'll be fine, dog. All I know is
- 59:44you're gonna get hungry and give up. You know, fact can just be
- 59:46there and be like you know, but he's on way hunger right you know?
- 59:50Technically because because of how big I am, I can I can go
- 59:53out like longer longer than you than not eating because my body will start eating
- 59:58it. So your mind won't let you that's not true. But what am
- 1:00:00I gonna do, I'm in the fucking forest. You'd be in the place.
- 1:00:04You'd be in the forest and be like, why the fuck am I
- 1:00:06starving myself for fucking just for X to win on all you fuck this?
- 1:00:10It would be over like why am I doing this? You? You just
- 1:00:14be like fuck this? Fuck X. Fuck. We don't smoke the same.
- 1:00:16It doesn't matter. I'm still my show. I think. I just,
- 1:00:21I just I don't think. I don't. I don't think you have
- 1:00:22a survival skills to like make a bed in the woods or something like that,
- 1:00:25Like, do you really know how to make a bed and can't take
- 1:00:30I know I didn't take my gun when I took a survival class. Yeah,
- 1:00:32for I've gone camping. I love I go camping all the time.
- 1:00:37I'm not saying I'm like fucking mcguy were here, But have you ever taken
- 1:00:39a survival class? I think it'll do you some good. Who do you
- 1:00:42think builds? Who do you think builds? The tent colla me Coleman.
- 1:00:45No, I'm talking about you don't have a tent, bro. They just
- 1:00:47say you don't have nothing, Bro. I don't even why would you want
- 1:00:52to do that? It's cool? No, there's still a way to survive.
- 1:00:55Oh yeah, but why would why would we want to do that?
- 1:00:58That's not that's not Kenyan Spency ship. That's like more like man versus Wild.
- 1:01:01Yeah, I've been watching that show. Maybe that's what you know.
- 1:01:07You can do another challenge instead of a wild challenge like dies he dies of
- 1:01:13hypothermia, Like who could eat the most? He's the first one to get
- 1:01:15hypotheria cancer hyperthermic cancer for you just get I know, but I'm just saying
- 1:01:22the doctor is died of cancer. Who can get the most ball grabs?
- 1:01:29Like he died of gold cancer? Can you expense Kenny and Spence to They
- 1:01:34did a lot of stuff, a lot of some of it kind of plain
- 1:01:37and simple and a lot of it and you're like, how does that make
- 1:01:40any sense? But it but it works. I remember one of them.
- 1:01:44I would hate this one. I couldn't do this one. The chicken one
- 1:01:46could stay up the longest. You're doing practical joker. Oh yeah, I
- 1:01:50wouldn't be able to do that doing practical jokers, we get too high,
- 1:01:52dog wouldn't. We'd have to be sober though. But that's a good challenge
- 1:01:55because we got to see who falls asleep first, and it'd be me for
- 1:02:00sure. I wouldn't fight it. I really wouldn't fight it. But that's
- 1:02:06the challenge. It's gotta be money on it. You're right, there's gotta
- 1:02:07be money. That's the And then because there's a humiliation that you can perform
- 1:02:12or the other to perform still here in the studio, I rl like make
- 1:02:15he's on watch gay porn. No, but that's a humiliation. I mean
- 1:02:22that's perfect. You got it. Damn. That's like straight Howard Stern ship
- 1:02:30when you had like the Family Show, would do it. Oh, dude,
- 1:02:35Rad Dick's wild. That's nasty AFO. I watched this Howard Stern documentary.
- 1:02:38Ah that shi it is fucking crazy, like his career, like just
- 1:02:44and and I didn't know that that fool was the man that liked that for
- 1:02:46a while. Bro, this was boning bitches. This one was just living
- 1:02:50it up. Yeah, two movies on him. I was like, and
- 1:02:52then and then uh he was Rogan before Joe Rogan was Joe Rogan. Yeah
- 1:02:57No, and then and then uh then when he started to it all fucking
- 1:03:00bizarre, when he had all those weirdos come on, like like Beetlejuice,
- 1:03:04the beetle Pimp, and then the little dwarf that died who drank too much.
- 1:03:08And then he had that dude, that one thing that that uh,
- 1:03:12I can't believe he had this when he would have the families. Did you
- 1:03:15know that he would have like these families, dude, like kind of like
- 1:03:19these truth or dars for money and pretty much like like that. Like it
- 1:03:23it was pretty much got dark and incest real quick, yeah, dude,
- 1:03:29And there was like some crazy shit. Then there was this crazy bitch that
- 1:03:34was on there full and this is like this went really far and I was
- 1:03:37like, damn, Howard Stern really went was dark with this. There was
- 1:03:39this chick who got cremated, right, who cremated and like she was a
- 1:03:45part of the show before, but she obviously had mental issues and she died
- 1:03:47right she killed herself, and her boyfriend came on the show and brought her
- 1:03:51ashes and this full Howards during buses that shit open and fucking starts picking through
- 1:03:55it and it's like he's like, what do you think this part is?
- 1:03:58You think this is her head? Yeah? Dog, It's like this ship
- 1:04:01this fools did some crazy fucking shit. Bro, like I'm I don't understand
- 1:04:06how like like now he's just I don't. I don't think that's the same
- 1:04:11Howard Stern. Bro. I don't. I mean he says it, but
- 1:04:14I think like that's a clone or some ship, brocause like, no,
- 1:04:15you don't just go from top of the charts and being super crazy like that
- 1:04:19to just get your shot, you know what I mean? Like like,
- 1:04:27yeah, like you just don't fucking do that, bro. I think they
- 1:04:30fucking silenced him or like they threatened him with something, bro. Yeah,
- 1:04:33Like I feel like there was like we're gonna fucking kill you if you keep
- 1:04:36going with this shit, because like his ship, his show was crazy dog
- 1:04:41like looking at some of the highlights. I know you've been seeing that ship
- 1:04:43in your algorithm a downfall of Howard Stern. But I was gonna ask you
- 1:04:46a whole like a whole different topic. But it kind of isn't you watched
- 1:04:50that Griselda Blanca Blanco? Shit? Yeah? Do you really think Caddy Blade
- 1:04:56says she's not that hot? She's not Like, what is it, Sophia?
- 1:05:00She's hot? But what what I was gonna ask without makeup? Uh
- 1:05:05look, go ahead, Oh no, what I was gonna ask you.
- 1:05:10I mean, obviously most that fucking ninety shows made up because half the conversations
- 1:05:15they had they don't know that they were even had. But we know they
- 1:05:21act like pervade them. We don't know, we don't know, X don't
- 1:05:27know. Don't we weren't there. I feel like you really think that part
- 1:05:30where she starts getting them a fuck that real, that's some ship. The
- 1:05:34credit, Yeah, the dude. And at one point she's cracked out.
- 1:05:39Now she's on fucking she starts smoking tweak, she starts seeing the people on
- 1:05:43a sick one, and she does at a party and she just points at
- 1:05:45two people and says, you guys, start fucking out before I shoot you.
- 1:05:48Random. And she's on like a she's on like a power trip type
- 1:05:51of ship, and she like humiliates somebody, like she literally makes somebody get
- 1:05:56like naked and start barking like a dog type of ship. But make in
- 1:05:59front of like like in front of like thirty p party. Yeah. And
- 1:06:02at first I thought she was asking him for the wire. Yeah, me,
- 1:06:05because she goes in there and she's like, take your clothes off right
- 1:06:09now, And I'm like, oh, she probably thinks he's an informant,
- 1:06:11and he starts getting naked and he's like and he puts his underwear on,
- 1:06:13and I'm like, all right, that's it, Like there, what the
- 1:06:15fuck? And she's like all of it? And then he's like, get
- 1:06:16on your knees. She starts making them park. Obviously, we don't know
- 1:06:19if it's true, but do you think that was exaggerating? That must have
- 1:06:21been some little truth behind that. If Griselda's son is suing them about it,
- 1:06:27then I'm pretty sure some of that shit is bullshit and he can't have
- 1:06:30that. He can't have that representation to his mom, as ruthless as she
- 1:06:35was in real life, there's a respect. Look, he doesn't look bad
- 1:06:41though they made it look like a bad mom though. Like I try to
- 1:06:45find pictures of her young and the only one that I could find really does
- 1:06:49not resemble anything like the way they made Sophia. Look, you don't think
- 1:06:56the fat kid from that show is like, that's not the mom I had,
- 1:06:59like ship from that show with that oneil that kid you over girl?
- 1:07:10Oh many, yeah, yeah, I used to hate that. Kelly Blaze
- 1:07:14has a picture with him, Like really, yeah he does, That's that's
- 1:07:18crazy. Hey, who do you hate more? Manny Rise World? Right,
- 1:07:26dude, My stepdaughter was on YouTube kids and she clicked on the punish.
- 1:07:31They're playing roadblock, but the mom was like telling Ryan what to do,
- 1:07:35like here, do this, do that, and then sometimes she would
- 1:07:38like take over ran. She would take over the remote and start playing,
- 1:07:43and then she would be like tell the audience because I guess they were doing
- 1:07:45a live or whatever. It's like, you know, just tell me in
- 1:07:46the comments what you want us to do for the next one or something like
- 1:07:49that. It's crazy. On the video, yeah, the video, Yeah,
- 1:07:57that shake freaked me out. I'm like, damn with the green screen,
- 1:07:59you know, you know it is on the corner. Keep going,
- 1:08:01Ryan, go down the video on the video yeah, yeah, bro.
- 1:08:05Like Filipinos, they're pretty much they're pretty much just they're just Asian Latinos.
- 1:08:14Yeah, they're like they like, all right food, let's let's qualify Asians.
- 1:08:18Don't like I want to talk about not getting on YouTube. That's the
- 1:08:23racist ship you're gonna do. Let's let's let's let's let's see, like,
- 1:08:26let's see because you know there's a lot of Asians. You're in Japan right
- 1:08:28now, careful with how you talk about the Japanese. All right, we
- 1:08:31just looked so fither you're number one anyway, Philip Filipinos, they're the Latinos
- 1:08:36of of of the Asian world. What are the Japanese? They're probably like
- 1:08:40the whites because they're like the privilege. They're like, they're they're advanced and
- 1:08:44ship. You know, they're from an island, dude, compared to China.
- 1:08:47Island is a society. Like I'm talking like, don't what't you say
- 1:08:51the Chinese are up there? I guess the Chinese are the black people.
- 1:08:58What has the who's had the longest dynasty or whatnot? The longest China for
- 1:09:02sure rights and there considered the whites, I mean, if you have to
- 1:09:09put something in there, maybe, I don't know, just categorizing them.
- 1:09:14Maybe in Europeans this age, there's an Asian blog George wag I'm not going
- 1:09:18there. Cool. Shout out to that food. He wasn't the it was
- 1:09:24the laugh Factory. Oh yeah, shout out to him. Shout out to
- 1:09:26George Way. Yeah, and I have him on soon. That episode is
- 1:09:30like, how would you categorize him? Dude? Are you serious? Man?
- 1:09:36It was rain? It didn't even talk like that does not talk like
- 1:09:41it was raining and I like stayed in a lot and uh watching I have
- 1:09:45and they have the have Yeah, yeah, I have you never heard of?
- 1:09:54You know, like the streaming service. I f u b oh one
- 1:10:01stupid though the clothing line. Dog, I sorted, I'm gonna throw his
- 1:10:08ashtray. Dog right now that I've gone, Bro, why don't you read
- 1:10:11amucking I'm about you? And next time? I the difference? What did
- 1:10:15I think? What do you think you said? Fo boo, it's fubo.
- 1:10:21It's not the same ship, bro, like barely anything. Those are
- 1:10:25two different syllables. Dog, do you know what syllables are English? With
- 1:10:28my thinking, I owe you? I E brois they're fucking yeah? And
- 1:10:33sometimes why they're different? Whatever? Alright, what's up with talk to me
- 1:10:39grammatically? You make me want to punch you, dog, Like just the
- 1:10:44because hard it was from my mom was just teacher trying to teach me how
- 1:10:45to read it. He was the wrong teacher to teach you. Let me
- 1:10:47tell you that. But I was watching I was on whatever, I was
- 1:10:56watching TV on there, and I was scrolling through the channels and I ran
- 1:11:00into do you guys remember the Game TV or the Game show, the Man
- 1:11:03Show, No, the Game show, the Game Channel. What was it
- 1:11:06called called? Yeah, where they just played They just played games and they
- 1:11:12had like man, what was it called funck? They just played games like
- 1:11:19The Will of Fortune and Okay, So it's a bunch of shows that are
- 1:11:24like, you know, it was not g TV. I think it is
- 1:11:26g TV. It's game TV. That's what it could be. Yeah,
- 1:11:29I was asking you. Never wanted to be part of those games? Man?
- 1:11:32Really? Maybe like the Fortune Price is right prices. I always wanted
- 1:11:38to be a part of like the the Nickelodeon era of game shows, double
- 1:11:44double. They're ready to bring my family dog, me and my sister.
- 1:11:46I would tell her, my bro, we kill it, but my parents
- 1:11:49are in no English, so we probably lose. You know, I wanted
- 1:11:51to. I wanted to play the one that was like like like island themed
- 1:11:56Temple Run. Yeah, Temple Run. Oh my god, that ship was
- 1:12:00fucking tight dog and they have to find the key and the kidnapp you.
- 1:12:04Yeah if you if you fucked up, that would be the food of sock
- 1:12:06on to them. I want to. I know it sounds so lame,
- 1:12:11but I want to get slimmed so bad. That's kind of weird. Well,
- 1:12:15you don't want to get slimed. You didn't watch those Nickelodeon kids get
- 1:12:17slim? Yeah? Why is that weird for everyone to get slip? I
- 1:12:20was like, get a missy, Oh you were a kid's give a fuck?
- 1:12:26Well, because you know how Hollywood is fucked up, you know,
- 1:12:30getting slimmed to them is like all your other getting Oh yeah, you were
- 1:12:32getting touches. You were getting slammed. No, no, that's not what
- 1:12:35I'm saying. No, had a lot of slam and me slam on your
- 1:12:42feet. You want some you want some white slime? Yeah, take the
- 1:12:46slim, Take the slime, dude. Yeah, I don't know like I
- 1:12:54would. I don't want to go on the Nickelodeon Cruise. Hey, you
- 1:12:56ever had not the cruise? You ever had the popsicle brand of a Nickelodeon
- 1:13:02pop bar or in the middle was like green slime or red slime or orange?
- 1:13:10You you never had that? You know what? I remember that Burger
- 1:13:14King was popping and they had a green sauce that was supposed to replicate the
- 1:13:17slime for the chicken nuggets. For a one time I remember, Yeah,
- 1:13:20that ship was fucking tight. Green ketchup, yo, the ketchup arrow was
- 1:13:26sick. I wish they still had color ketchup. I had purple ketchup,
- 1:13:30green ketchup right, No, not rainbow. Just sounds like I'm sorry.
- 1:13:34The mystery sounds like cancer ketchup. Don't be eating die ketchup. Just eat.
- 1:13:39I don't even even I don't even you know what by Friday, kids,
- 1:13:42it was Friday. I will let you know if I am for sure
- 1:13:44healthy and I'm gonna be flexing, I'll be like, you know what,
- 1:13:45my doctor confirmed I'm healthy. Bitch. What if he tells you gotta stop
- 1:13:48smoking weed? First of all, I tell them when you open you with
- 1:13:51your like how you how much? I don't say two to three joints today?
- 1:13:57No, he was serious. He was a serious talk. Doctors is
- 1:14:00a man's man's dog. He's like he's he's passed in your Middle Eastern dude.
- 1:14:03So he's like he's a good guy. He's not with the ship like
- 1:14:05you know what I mean, Like he like so wants to get down.
- 1:14:08You show up, he can't, no, like put a gown on right
- 1:14:11away? Did you show up with the count no, like I honestly,
- 1:14:13I honestly just put on a hoodie and I had a tank top under just
- 1:14:15because I know they're gonna check everything. And then I had some shorts,
- 1:14:18so I was just like, you know, favorite boxers, Huh did you
- 1:14:21put on your favorite boxers? Nah, just put it on a regular pair
- 1:14:25of boxers. Dog. And then this just started and it wasn't like it
- 1:14:28wasn't like how you said its gonna check you. Yeah, this wo checked
- 1:14:30dog. He was making sure. He's like all right, man, He's
- 1:14:32like he took his time with my lugs and ship. He was like you
- 1:14:38gotta breathe in, like you know, and he was like everything sounds fucking
- 1:14:41normal. Checking my blood pressure. He's like you got a perfect blood pressure?
- 1:14:45Like I was like what, I was like, all right, man?
- 1:14:46So I was like given, with all my problems and ship and this
- 1:14:49food. I was scared though for this. Will started checking it on the
- 1:14:51thyroid a lot, right, and I was like, fuck that ship,
- 1:14:54bro, because like that ship will kill you thyroid and you know your thyroid
- 1:14:57cancer ship. It was like the fuck, like you know, and I
- 1:15:00was like what the fuck? Everything cool like, and then he was just
- 1:15:02like, yeah, he's like, everything's cool. But you know, he
- 1:15:05started doing all that shit. And then I came in the next day for
- 1:15:10some blood work and I was like, all right, this is I'm not
- 1:15:12even gonna see a doctor. But now that fool personally drew the blood out,
- 1:15:16So I like, I like a private doctor that's more like hands on
- 1:15:19with his patience because he wasn't really trying to take new patients. Bro he
- 1:15:24was, He really wasn't, but I looked at his research. So I
- 1:15:26just showed up and I was like, man, I'm gonna just pay for
- 1:15:28the thing. Because my insurance they only covered my one day assigned me to
- 1:15:30I had to switch it, so I had to pay regardless for this time.
- 1:15:34But that fool accepted me as a new patient, and that fool seems
- 1:15:38to be cool. So guy with my shit's cool. But yeah, I
- 1:15:41didn't. You know, he just told me. He was like, yeah,
- 1:15:43you can drop drop fifteen pounds. You know, He's like, you'd
- 1:15:45be all right. I was like, all right, it's not too bad.
- 1:15:48So it was so see, dog, I con flex health on you
- 1:15:51now, bitch. I'm healthy. Dog, I'm healthy, dog, I
- 1:15:54run I look good. You don't know that. I do know that.
- 1:15:58What do you mean I feel great? I don't. But you got And
- 1:16:00he didn't And he did not suggest let me check your asshole. He didn't
- 1:16:03know like he's doing this. Guy needs to just yea, you're super healthy.
- 1:16:10Oh yeah, you're great. No, well, test is the only
- 1:16:13one that I will tell you. Okay, you get that back, then
- 1:16:15you can flex. But he said, if something is fucking like visibly,
- 1:16:18like if you're He's like, you know, if you're visibly something's wrong with
- 1:16:21you, you can visibly tell to it in stand Yeah, I know,
- 1:16:26but I'm not saying you have to have a lump, bro, But like
- 1:16:28it's it's just good to get your blood checked when you know, are you
- 1:16:31gonna get some blood work done? When I'm gone partying, Me and Ray
- 1:16:36gonna be running a mark up in this Hey, so we're gonna do while
- 1:16:40he's gone. Dude, we're gonna do it, but just tell him when
- 1:16:45we gotta do that log and oh yeah, man, me and Ray are
- 1:16:51starting a love line fucking uh, fucking uh podcast. You're gonna give advice
- 1:16:56to people gonna have well, I mean, technically we're you know, we're
- 1:17:00gonna have different people singles taking everybody. Everybody can I call in? But
- 1:17:09what's it called you when you can call in? Dude? We're working on
- 1:17:13it, like I mean, we're working on a good name. I'm kind
- 1:17:15of decisive between a couple of them, but yeah, it's gonna be a
- 1:17:17chance for the people to call like if you guys need some advice, you
- 1:17:20know what I mean. They really want your on this opinion, because honestly,
- 1:17:23I find that happening a lot. A lot of people hit me up,
- 1:17:26especially a lot of dudes because I and I like that you guys are
- 1:17:28because it's not easy for Duce to open up, like it's not It really
- 1:17:31isn't, bro. So it's like there's a lot of dudes that open up
- 1:17:33to me and like they're like, hey, man, let me ask you
- 1:17:35something. They're like, they're like, how long are you with your girlfriend?
- 1:17:39I'm like, okay, cool, so you know, relationship right,
- 1:17:41you know, And I was just like, well, it's dating this girl.
- 1:17:45He's like, I'm finally gonna get to kicking with her, and and
- 1:17:48you know, right off the bat, I was like, how long you've
- 1:17:49been talking to her? You know what I mean? And start asking.
- 1:17:51I was like, you're gonna go to dizel On on your first DAID and
- 1:17:55like I'm just like, nah, bro, like stop so I don't hit
- 1:17:58me laughing at your Yeah. But that's the thing, bro, Like,
- 1:18:02you k you're not the person that they're gonna want like solid advice because this
- 1:18:05feel really thinks that that's a solid plan. I gotta be that look fool
- 1:18:08Like if you really like, how do you see her? How did she
- 1:18:10treat you? Like? Does she talk to you like this? Because does
- 1:18:13she deserve Disneyland? Yeah? Exactly, bro, Like that's exactly what I'm
- 1:18:16talking about. And that and for all the people that really have those kind
- 1:18:19of questions or experiences. And I mean, yeah, granted me and Ray
- 1:18:24are not single, but we will have people that will share their inputs or
- 1:18:28people that are out there seriously trying to make it work and people that are
- 1:18:30just out there running them up. You know what I mean. Come on,
- 1:18:33but yeah, it's gonna be like a very fan interactive based podcast for
- 1:18:36all the people out there. Even if you've got relationship problems, you can
- 1:18:40remain anonymous. You could literally be like, hey man, I've been dealing
- 1:18:43with this a lot, Bro, I've never thought about, you know,
- 1:18:45because we all go through it, Bro, And like I had to fucking
- 1:18:48work out through shit that I go through all the time. And I'm not
- 1:18:50gonna grant it. I'm not going to disclose everything, but I'll let you
- 1:18:53know my experiences on how to deal with certain problems. And I'm sure Ray
- 1:18:57has different a different set of problems because he's a married man, so he's
- 1:19:00it lives a way different lifestyle. Yeah, do a toxic one, toxic
- 1:19:04advice with ax. Take the girl to the rave, just leave her there,
- 1:19:10leave her there, dog giving you a hand giving you a hand job
- 1:19:14on the dance floor. No, but it's it's it's more on like a
- 1:19:19serious like it's fun. But at the same time, it's like, hey
- 1:19:21man, don't don't be afraid to fucking call it even if you want to
- 1:19:26call it. If you want to d M a d M me or let
- 1:19:28me know prior to that, be like, hey man, I'm thinking about
- 1:19:30calling in. I'd be like, yeah, bro, just let me know
- 1:19:32what not to ask and ship like that, you know, but yeah,
- 1:19:36we'll give you some solid advice. Longtime listener, first time caller, and
- 1:19:44the sauce drop it. Yeah, they say that, and it could be
- 1:19:47just it could be it could be just about anything, bro like, because
- 1:19:49I want to hear I want to hear all that ship. Bro Like,
- 1:19:51I want to have someone has somebody to call her be like ones. I
- 1:19:55know there's gonna be somebody be like, hey, I've been working at this
- 1:19:58place and I'm fucking two girls or like, and then there's gonna be somebody
- 1:20:01to be like, so I've been sleeping with my boss's wife. Yeah,
- 1:20:04like some ship like that. It's gonna be everything. Bro, there's gonna
- 1:20:08be somebody's be like in love with my wife but almost too cool. Yeah,
- 1:20:12like like you know something like some people really want to get that ship
- 1:20:17off their chest right now, dog, Yeah, Like if you haven't even
- 1:20:21seen a picture of love and scenaw, you gotta you need a context.
- 1:20:26I need more contact, but you gotta give them. Be like, all
- 1:20:28right, what are you? What are you asking for? Be like what
- 1:20:30do you want to do? And then be like all right, well that's
- 1:20:31what you want to do. Yeah that's pretty savagely though, I'm not gonna
- 1:20:34lie down the neighbor to be cheating on your wife with the fucking who's fucking
- 1:20:41Foo's fucking their ladies sisters, Like, don't even be fucking playing? Like
- 1:20:45that's even crazier now you're like making me like I'm thinking about it because I
- 1:20:50used to live in that Like that means like a little like like what I
- 1:20:55consider that. It's like it means an apartment, but it means we're all
- 1:20:59in the circle. You get what I mean by that, like we call.
- 1:21:03Yeah, I lived in one of those apartments, two stories and like
- 1:21:06in the center there was a park, a big tree, and all the
- 1:21:10kids would play on the tree. That's that. Now I'm thinking there's a
- 1:21:14lot of friendly people in them and seen that like and Milano. Yeah,
- 1:21:24And I'm like, bro, you're way too comfortable with Flo's wife, dude,
- 1:21:29And so Filano's wife is always at work, like what's going on over
- 1:21:32there? Dog? And then they would always send oh that who got always
- 1:21:40got always sent me out to play. It was privacy to talk about when
- 1:21:43some fun Exactly I always needed privacy. Why did I not always need privacy
- 1:21:46with grown up talk? Yeah? Grown up talk with means handshop under the
- 1:21:51table talk. Possibly. I wonder how many handshels my dad got your dad
- 1:21:58was out there running him up too. Yeah, full o seen that.
- 1:22:00I think everybody was running a mug now that I think about it, everybody
- 1:22:02was running a monk. Then I never seen that. I don't know if
- 1:22:08I could live like that, bro Like time, like you know how like
- 1:22:13I had a homie that I used to go to his apartment living and I'm
- 1:22:16just like fool, Like, you have no privacy here, bro, Like
- 1:22:18you get to hear like your neighbors, but you get to hear all that
- 1:22:21shit. Yeah one time, So like I said, we live in a
- 1:22:26little bit busy that and we'd go do we had a laundry mat, and
- 1:22:30I'd go with my mom because you know, your parents don't want to choose
- 1:22:32at the house because you're fucking a kid. So I starts in and the
- 1:22:35laundry match. She's folding clothes and stuff, and I got I brought my
- 1:22:39soccer ball because I was a little fucking I want to be soccer player.
- 1:22:42And I'm there and I'm there kicking against the wall like fucking and then eventually
- 1:22:47I walk over there by the grass and I find three hundred bucks. No
- 1:22:50maritoo, when you're like under ten, three hundred bucks, is you're rich?
- 1:22:54Yeah, like, rather three hundred bucks. And I'm like, I
- 1:22:57put in my pocket. I don't even tell my mom because I knew my
- 1:22:59mom was do exactly what she did. I tell my dad, and my
- 1:23:01dad tells my mom and my mom was like, this could be someone's rent
- 1:23:06and my dad was like, this the fuck. My mom made me wait
- 1:23:10a whole week, and she kind of didn't want to tell no one because
- 1:23:14she knew she told someone, someone was gonna own up to it. So
- 1:23:15she was like, well, wait a week. And if someone doesn't say
- 1:23:19they lost three hundred bucks, because this is this is friend and family tell
- 1:23:23you. I'm trying to teach you your morals right. And the home week,
- 1:23:26I'm like and my Dad's like, oh hala on my side, dad,
- 1:23:30And I was like, dog, hopefully that's your money. Dog,
- 1:23:33Oh so you're dad. He wasn't gonna take it from me. He was
- 1:23:35gonna be your money. He was rooting for you. It's supposed to be
- 1:23:38my money, like he was waiting for you, yeah, but I was
- 1:23:40rooting for me, like yeah, I was rooting from and my mom's on
- 1:23:45the hopice and my mom was like they shouldn't have been so fucking clumsy exactly.
- 1:23:54Dog. So the fucking the day comes, bro, they give me
- 1:23:57the three hundred bucks dog, and I fucking it's fake. How faded a
- 1:24:05mic to find out it was someone's rent dog? How did you find out?
- 1:24:12Because I guess like three weeks later we found out that someone had to
- 1:24:14get out a loan, you know, and they're like, yeah, we
- 1:24:16served by the laundry mat. And it's that thing where like I almost says
- 1:24:19something, my mom squeezed my leg. My dad felt bad, but like,
- 1:24:26don't lose it, you know, don't lose it. I waited a
- 1:24:29week, waited a week. Dog. We did the right human thing.
- 1:24:32But that's why we've seen that ship where everybody feels like you all feel homie
- 1:24:36and you are homies though because you are living together. Somebody had to take
- 1:24:40out a loan for three hundred bucks. Somebody borrowed money for three hundred bucks.
- 1:24:44But I just remember my mom looking at me one She's like rental and
- 1:24:48this was interesting. But this was like in the nineties, three hundred bucks
- 1:24:51was three hundred bucks, like it was a good pretty change I was stashing
- 1:24:56on. I'm not even lying dog. You won't believe what I bought me
- 1:24:59And my mom was like, what the fuck fucking dumb ass? Would you
- 1:25:02buy food? The Big five? And I did not buy soccer ship.
- 1:25:06I didn't even I didn't even buy a paint pok gun roller skates. Bro.
- 1:25:11That was that was a good idea because I shoes food. No about
- 1:25:15night vision binoculars because I was watching Dolo seven and I was playing kids talk.
- 1:25:25Damn, I want to go hunting in my dad's ranch. So I
- 1:25:29bought these night vision binoculars for like two hundred and fifty five, and it
- 1:25:32was like like every dollar was wasting on those on those on those binoculars to
- 1:25:36use them once or twice? Did it did? What happened to that ship
- 1:25:42because Rancho? I took him one time to a Rancho because I was like
- 1:25:45this on almost had ranches, So I ain't go hunting as that if he
- 1:25:48uses it, like when he goes to Hong Kong, Oh bro, fucking
- 1:25:50the Dong Kok. Yeah, I wasting that ship on night vision binocular was
- 1:25:56like a fucking how much money has your dad spending Hong Kong? He says
- 1:26:00he doesn't bone spite not much. That's of course he'll tell you that,
- 1:26:02but I believe you don't. B's like looking as busy stickle handle prostatis definitely
- 1:26:11not. I can't be bony with my money though, why not? You
- 1:26:15don't even know? Ye would you? Would you get mad if he was
- 1:26:19out there in Hong Kong. I mean he pays you back. Now,
- 1:26:23I want to care. What's BINAI he brought me fucking soccer shoes when I
- 1:26:27didn't really need him. That little kid, you got the David Beckham shoes.
- 1:26:33Oh yeah, that would have taken the call other predators, editors.
- 1:26:36I remember, remember they had the front I remember they had the indoor soccer
- 1:26:42version of him, fucking sick indoor soccer shoes. Those shoes are pretty clean
- 1:26:46though, they're just regular shoes. Though they got a little bit like ext
- 1:26:49they got they got some that's that's a little different than like your regular sneaker
- 1:26:54and ship Ice owned a couple of pairs back in the day. Indoor soccer
- 1:27:00shoes are fucking crazy man, nikes, I know, man, Like,
- 1:27:05what's the most comfortable shoe out there now that you guys wear? Guys,
- 1:27:10I don't time play soccer in years. No, I'm in. I mean,
- 1:27:13like in general, like the New Balances. I used to hate those
- 1:27:17shoes when I was younger. The New Balances came out with some skateboarding shoes
- 1:27:21not too long, Like I just saw something, Yeah, skateboard. I
- 1:27:27don't know it's to me, It's still gonna be those Hokus shoes, yeah,
- 1:27:31just because I know they're not the most stylish ones, but I like
- 1:27:34and I don't wear them as much either. Like I've just been trying to
- 1:27:36wear all my different shoes. Unless I know I'm going to be walking a
- 1:27:40lot, I'll probably wear them. But I've been selling a lot of my
- 1:27:42stuff, so I don't know. I might be in the market for a
- 1:27:45lot of new stuff soon at some point. But hey, man, I
- 1:27:48want to go ahead and thank everybody for tuning in today. Listen. I
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