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Reasonably Shady: Grab & Twist! · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
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  Speaker 1: Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jaselle Bryant.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for being here with us once again.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Robin Dixon in the house. What is this a
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  Speaker 2: body suit? No, it's like a shirt.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you because I sound like the little rib Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a shirt that you know, tuckson. I'll
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  Speaker 1: send you the link. Yes, please is it? Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Sheen?
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  Speaker 1: No? Thank god? No, I told you i'd send all
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  Speaker 1: that ship back.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, good o your money back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know, because they probably have a non
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  Speaker 2: non send back to us in their finally they do.
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  Speaker 1: So I know. I got the confirmation that they got
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  Speaker 1: my return and they did say that there was one
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: item that I sent back that was non returnable or
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  Speaker 1: final sale. But they were like, but in this instance,
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  Speaker 1: well we will waive it. Yeah, we'll take it. You
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  Speaker 1: know that in hopes of you being a customer and
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah, like they did me a solid. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm like thanks, but yeah, no, Rob said yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: then I knew that I had two items that were
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  Speaker 1: final sale, so I still have them. But yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: like straight polyester, so I would I would like to
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  Speaker 1: donate them to somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Give it to when Corey has a girlfriend, give it
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  Speaker 2: to her. Right there we go both. Anyway, do you
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  Speaker 2: have a shady moment?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing like super shady. I do want to say this,
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  Speaker 1: this is so funny. Mine. So we recently got into juicing. Oh, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: let's discuss. Yes, we bought a juicer. Yep, it's you.
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  Speaker 2: Should talk them. Wout have given you mine? But go ahead, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: because you don't use it.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't used it.
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  Speaker 2: I was all into juicing and then I fell off,
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  Speaker 2: but go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so this one is all right. So it's crazy,
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  Speaker 1: all right. So I already have a juicer that I
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  Speaker 1: purchased a long time ago. It might have even been
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  Speaker 1: a wedding gift. I don't know. It was one of those.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a it was I don't know, it's popular.
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  Speaker 1: It was expensive and I never used it because everyone says, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's they're just so hard to clean and blah blah
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  Speaker 1: blah they are. So I never used it. So it's
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  Speaker 1: just been like sitting in my pantry forever. So then,
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  Speaker 1: of course Instagram a couple things recently, like Wan is
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  Speaker 1: like all into his health and he gets influenced on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram when he sees something when people are like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: don't eat this, don't eat that, don't do this, don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. So he saw this juicer, he was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's buy this juicer. And I was like a little
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  Speaker 1: hesitant because I'm like, we already have one, we never
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  Speaker 1: use it, blah blah blah. So it came. It's by
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  Speaker 1: a company called Kooving's k U v I n G
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  Speaker 1: S if anyone is interested. It was like six ninety
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  Speaker 1: nine dollars what yes, but it's amazing like sis and
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  Speaker 1: then let me rewind. I bought one before on Amazon
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  Speaker 1: was smaller. It was probably like eighty something bucks. Right,
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  Speaker 1: it's you like when you pay a lot of when
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  Speaker 1: you pay good money for something, like like there's a
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  Speaker 1: reason why. Okay, yeah, of course, so however, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: I know. So, I mean, so the machine is amazing
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  Speaker 1: and beautiful and it works really well and the cleanup
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  Speaker 1: is really easy, but like I might put in like
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  Speaker 1: six apples, ten carrots like a whole bunch of shit,
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  Speaker 1: and you literally get like two ounces of juice and
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  Speaker 1: you get nothing. You get so crazy. Hairs pairs give
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  Speaker 1: you good shoh they do. Okay, that's good to know,
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  Speaker 1: so we'll add that. But I'm like, this is insane
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  Speaker 1: the amount of fruit that you actually a fruit or
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  Speaker 1: vegetables or whatever that you have to put in this
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  Speaker 1: machine to get a decent amount of juice out.
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  Speaker 2: And then where are you getting your fiber now?
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  Speaker 1: And then that too, so I mean you would So
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  Speaker 1: my mindset, it's not that juicing is replacing food. It's
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  Speaker 1: more so we don't want to purchase and I drink
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  Speaker 1: water in the house, so I really only drink water
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  Speaker 1: for the most part. So this is more so for
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  Speaker 1: my kids and for wand so that they're not drinking
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  Speaker 1: like store bought fruit juice because no wonder, when you
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  Speaker 1: look on the label and it says ten percent, it's
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  Speaker 1: really okay, you buy strawberry lemonade or whatever, and it's
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  Speaker 1: really only like ten percent real fruit juice and the
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  Speaker 1: rest is all like added flavor, artificial stuff. Well, no wonder,
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  Speaker 1: because you can't get a whole bunch of real fruit
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  Speaker 1: juice out of out of.
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  Speaker 2: And you see what goes into the cost of it, right,
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, no you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's crazy. So I like the juice not
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  Speaker 1: to replace food, and so I get my fiber.
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  Speaker 2: Where's the shady moment here?
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  Speaker 1: The shade of the shady moment is like how much food?
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  Speaker 1: How much little juice?
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  Speaker 2: No, the shady moment is your eight thousand dollars juicer
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  Speaker 2: six ninety nine. Yes, that six hundred and ninety nine dollars,
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  Speaker 2: seven hundred dollars for a juice.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a damn it really it is. I
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  Speaker 2: really don't get it's quiet.
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  Speaker 1: You just like throw everything in the tie and it
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  Speaker 1: just now's its thing.
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  Speaker 2: Are we gonna talk about wine rocking around the house screaming?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So that so wine is like I'm not eating food anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not how he said it.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I'm not eating food anymore.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, oh my god, Win, are you okay?
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  Speaker 3: Are your pants getting too big? Like are you gaining weight?
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  Speaker 3: Like what's going on? Because you are now angry? Right,
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  Speaker 3: and so he was like, I'm just not doing it.
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  Speaker 3: So then he said.
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  Speaker 2: He he's been doing research, been doing research hour hour
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  Speaker 2: and a half doing food research. And he's like all
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  Speaker 2: the food eating, I ain't eating shit, right, but this
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  Speaker 2: is gonna be good.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's good for you. But he used the juicer
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  Speaker 1: yesterday and put like spinach and like it's still you
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  Speaker 1: get nothing. I'm like, I don't know what you're going
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  Speaker 1: to do this if you're not eating.
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  Speaker 2: Be walking around hungry. Okay, that's gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: But no, these damn juice like the juicing situation. It's nice,
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  Speaker 1: it's lovely. Now you know why it's so expensive when
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  Speaker 1: you go to those juice bars do like Parade Pure yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Pure Raw. I don't know all of them. Like I
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  Speaker 1: go to one in full Ton, Maple called Sunset Raw
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  Speaker 1: and we actually filmed there. But now you know, oh
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  Speaker 1: really yeah, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: No, they're great. They'll go there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, they just won't make your stuff like I ordered.
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  Speaker 2: And then I left to go there. There's a bakery
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  Speaker 2: next door. To go to the bakery and they wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: make it until I was there, So it's physically in
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  Speaker 2: the building.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. That was weird. Yeah, yeah, I wonder
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  Speaker 1: why that's be a reason. But generation, but now you
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  Speaker 1: know why this stuff costs so much? Yes, but totally
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  Speaker 1: need so much, so many fruits and vegetables just to
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  Speaker 1: make a significant amount of juice. Yeah, and as soon
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  Speaker 1: as I make it, like the kit I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: crushed between the three of them. Yeah, it's good though,
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  Speaker 1: like juicing apples. I like to juice pink ladies with carrots. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's really good, it's amazing. Yeah, it will juice like
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  Speaker 1: oranges with pineapple oranges. Yes, that's great, really good. Or
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  Speaker 1: some pears in yeah I need okay, so I'll do
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  Speaker 1: the pears. But yeah, if anyone has any recipes and
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  Speaker 1: stuff to send, or anymore tips on like how to
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  Speaker 1: get more juice out of my juicing, because we are
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  Speaker 1: going to use my bad under in ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: Dollars from now and to the end of time. And
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  Speaker 2: I hope and pray that shit don't break, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: if it breaks, to get the part, it's a warranty.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Robin, it's good. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Let me take you about my shady moment. So, okay, my
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  Speaker 2: friend Ashley dar but your friend too, invited me to
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  Speaker 2: a capital's game. Okay, it was their season opener. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so this is not too long ago. I wasn't really prepared,
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  Speaker 2: like I think the last time I had got to
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  Speaker 2: Capitol's game was like maybe twenty twenty five years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I've never been to a hockey game never. Actually the
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  Speaker 1: only time I've only experienced wawan played with the Toronto Raptors,
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  Speaker 1: and it was like we were just in the building
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  Speaker 1: and the the hockey team was playing, yeah, but we
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  Speaker 1: were It was just like passing through. So I've never experienced.
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  Speaker 1: It was the thing, please like sold out.
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  Speaker 2: So you're you know, and you and this is good
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  Speaker 2: for you because you walk into the Capital Center, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and you're good. But once you walk into like where
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  Speaker 2: they play, it's freezing, right, had no clue. And mind you,
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  Speaker 2: everybody's walking around with a sweatshirt on, a hoodie on,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I was like cute, little my
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  Speaker 2: little shirt, my little tak to. I was very cute.
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  Speaker 2: So as she looks at me, she was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I think you're gonna be cold. You need to buy something.
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  Speaker 1: I said for what?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Mind you?
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  Speaker 2: She had a hoodie like tied around her neck, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and long sleeve, and I still didn't get it.
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  Speaker 1: She was prepared.
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  Speaker 2: She was highly prepared because the guy she was married
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  Speaker 2: to had season tickets. Okay, okay, So I went to
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  Speaker 2: a little gift shop, a little hoodie. This is not
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  Speaker 2: a shady moment. So so I get in there and
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  Speaker 2: everybody's like going wild.
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  Speaker 1: They're going nuts.
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  Speaker 2: They're like screaming at the players. The players are fighting.
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  Speaker 2: It's a borderline line like a housewife reunion going on.
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  Speaker 2: It's like grabbing helmets, doing on the floor. The drama
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  Speaker 2: of it all because you can't really hurt w.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you can't really hurt yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You have your pad, those pads right, yes, But it's
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  Speaker 2: the drama of it and and the crowd's getting into it.
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  Speaker 2: So then behind us was I don't know if they
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: were two guys and they were big, burly men, and
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: they were like, grab the dick and twist. Grat yes,
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: grab the dick. And I was like, so other people
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: started saying, I think that's like a saying grab the
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  Speaker 2: dick and twist. I never heard of that. Grab this dicken.
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  Speaker 1: Twisted, Oh my god, And they like, what's that? Jack
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  Speaker 1: twus the dude twere Yes, I've never hilarious, but that
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  Speaker 1: is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Mind you you can't grab a hockey players.
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  Speaker 1: Gosh, you can't even yeah, because they have.
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  Speaker 2: All all that equipment on listen. It was the same
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  Speaker 2: in my section grabbed the dick and twist. They weren't
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  Speaker 2: this is actually he's not really a shady moment.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 2: It was I guess it could have been shady. It
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  Speaker 2: was hilarious and I absolutely love those guys. And then
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  Speaker 2: like towards the end, they were like, they're they're playing
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Jersey and so the capital, our team, who's our team?
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Washington? What's the Washington Capital? What is there? What's there?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, that's right, the capitals, the Capital. I'm so
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  Speaker 2: crazy their capitals. They were playing Jersey and so then
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  Speaker 2: they were like.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing good God out of Jersey. No, they're good, and so.
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  Speaker 2: Here go Ashley jud and I was like, actually shut up.
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  Speaker 2: So then the guys were like, these are like, you know,
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: you can kind of suss out whether or not a
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: guy watches Bravo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in my mind, I'm like, this guy, do not
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  Speaker 1: watch Bravo. Then they started screaming.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you know, and then and then I
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  Speaker 2: think one of them said something by reasonably shady.
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  Speaker 1: So was that's so funny. Yes, So then.
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  Speaker 2: I was like grab the dicka twist.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the dickat twist.
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  Speaker 2: Great time twist.
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  Speaker 1: That is also yes.
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  Speaker 2: Thing.
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  Speaker 1: I've never been a hockey game, but I am always
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: impressed how they're able to just like full on fistfight,
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: like oh yeah, but like they drag out.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like the Reunion. They know the fans need.
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  Speaker 1: It highs like entertainment. It's like, yeah, its like but.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: Then, but you know there is skill here because the
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: goal is much smaller than like a lacrosse goal or
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  Speaker 2: just from my view, you know, don't don't don't quote
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  Speaker 2: me here, people, but like it's it's short, and it's
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: it's the shorter or smaller, like way smaller than the
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: soccer goal, and the goalie has on padding has on.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: It looks like a robot all the other not a
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: robot what those people call matrix. Not the matrix, but
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: like the power Rangers, looks like a Power Ranger, no
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: x men equipment transformer looks like a trans transformer. And
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: so you're thinking that I was telling yourselves, like there's
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: no way a puck could get in because like they've
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: got the thing covered with all their transformer equipment on.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: She's like, you'll be surprised, and they got it in
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  Speaker 2: every time.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah splits yeah. And then then you know if the
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: other team score, because there's like there's like lingo that
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know anything about. So when the other team scores,
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  Speaker 2: they have to like announce the person is that scored,
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: and then the whole crowd at the same time is
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  Speaker 2: like who cares? Who cares? I'm like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: I got to get into all the linga. So I
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  Speaker 2: have no cares and grabs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's so funny. Okay, I like grab your dicking kiss.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I want to use that like my kids, especially Corey
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: that too. But but Corey thinks I'm his like buddy,
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  Speaker 1: and so he like just like wrestle and rough house
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: and sometimes like you know, play tackle me no no, yes, yea,
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: and you should not wrestling with him anymore. First of all,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: he's bigger than you.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like Corey, I'm your mom.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like headline.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he he will like not a headline, but
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  Speaker 1: he'll like tackle me like like like a wow, onto
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: the bed. Okay, that's like yes, he'll jump like. I'll
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: be in my bed. This reminds me of this Instagram
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: video I gotta find. It's this lady and she does
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: this video of what being a mom to teenage boys
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  Speaker 1: is like. And the boys are all like in the face,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: you know, just doing all these movements around you and
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: throwing the throwing the ball at your head. That that
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: is my life. So I'll be in the bed and
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Corey will just pound take off running from my door. Jump, yes,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: just like jump on top of my bed, tell him
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: yelling this little buddy, it's so crazy. No, yeah, but
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: so I can't. You can only grab one friends.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: You want to? Yeah. I don't know if he's gonna
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, moving on, probably not.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I want to tell you all about two shows that
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I've been watching.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: I know you've watched Monsters. I know you have. I
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: have not, Oh you haven't.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: The reason why I haven't watched it is because Ashley,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: once again I was spending a lot of time with Ashley,
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: told me their story and because I didn't really know
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: that they were getting abused.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: And I remember like vaguely when it all happened, when
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: it was like news and I remember it was you know,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: yes they killed their parents, but there was like yeah,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: there was, but their parents were horrible.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: So this is the Menindez brothers and they were I
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: can't remember the who the father worked for, but they're
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: like uber rich and they killed their parents horrifically like
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: shot them up or something. But they were being totally
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: sexually abused by both parents, mother and father, like he
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: would like what do you call it, ejaculate in their
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: mouth what like he was doing It was like wild
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: like that, like horrible. So and they've been in jail
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: like thirty five years. Yeah, let him out right, like enough? Yeah,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: and from what I understand, they're like the model jail citizens.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, what is what is?
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  Speaker 2: And even if you murder is what twenty five years life?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Like if you get life, yeah, that's like twenty something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah maybe because it was two people, so they probably
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: have two light sentences.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's time. Yeah. I remember
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I saw like Kim Kardashian did the whole thing, like
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: they need to come out. But no, I have not
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: seen Monster.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah I haven't either.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I will watch the Old Man. I've talked about this. Wait,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: is there a new season season two is out. It is, yes,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: and I got into it. I watched maybe like two
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: or three episodes the other night. So good, okay, which streaming?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: What is that on? Again?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: That's on Hulu because it's on fex so Hulu. So
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Old Man season two?
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: If you didn't watch season one, definitely watched season one.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: It's intriguing. Yeah, I did watch he'son one, okay, okay.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: And then How to Die Alone? Oh that's on Hulu
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: as well. Okay, so do you and this might be good? Okay,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: so Old Man, you gotta watch that with wand because
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: he would like all that, yeah, I think he did
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: want him up bank bank. So Insecure with Isa Ray
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: remember the one of her girlfriends with like the curly hair,
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: who was kind of like the crazy one that would
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: like say crazy stuff. You don't remember, I didn't really
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: wantch okay, well Wan did, yes, okay. So anyway, she
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: has her own show and it's like has episodes or whatever,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: and it's funny how to Dialog.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: And it's oh so that's a comedy.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: It's funny, yes, okay, yeah on Hulu all right, Yes,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed that, all right?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Cool? And then I noticed, and I need to watch
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: it because I think The Lincoln Lawyer comes back out. Yeah,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Season three of The Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix comes back out.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, we love him. Yes, I can't remember his name,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: but he's like a cutie pie.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't remember his name either. Okay, but I'm
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: going to watch that too, Okay, so old man Lincoln Lawyer. Yes,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: how to dialg di Longue?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Okay. So we want to read something because we love y'all.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: When we say y'all are fans, because we have one
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: or two fans. Okay, So this is from Jen lan
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Khan Lan Kan.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lit's send Lan Khan Jen.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: It says, hey, y'all, my fiance Tommy and I got
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: married on the twenty sixth of October and just want
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: to see if I can get a shot out so
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I can play it on the DJ stand at the wedding.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Ooops, so we didn't make it. Okay, we're a little late.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: We're a little late, but Jen, we love you and
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: we wish you and Tommy the best, and you can
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: you can take this clip and like send it to
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: you all your friends. Right, Oh little late, Yes, we
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: a little late, but we love y'all and we congratulations.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, still want to send love and congrat.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, and we wish nothing but the best for your
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: one hundred years of being wedding bliss.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Absolutely remain best friends totally. Everything else will fall into place. Yes,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's so funny. And we have some
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: ask us anything I think right, but I think that
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: the a lot of these we have answered.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Like, for instance, if y'all could have one superpower, what
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: would it be and what would you do with it?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Haven't we answered the superpower?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think so we haven't. Yeah, because I'm I
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: don't know my answer? Well, so what is yours? Then?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Oh damn, we didn't answer it? Okay, that was the time. Okay,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: So I think my superpower would be well, two things, okay. One,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I can see in the dark.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: That would be your superpower. That's not my superpower.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I just want y'all.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Like sometimes because I was watching this thing and with
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Kat Williams and somebody asked him what is his superpower?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: So he said he's clairvoyant. Okay, Okay, I can see
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: in the dark. That's not a superpower, can't. I don't.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I know, it's not superpower. Okay, now let's get to
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: my super power. I mean I was just telling you
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: all about myself, like I can see in the dark
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: real Okay, but yes, yeah, so my superpower would be
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: that I could, oh yeah, like read somebody's mind.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: M Do I want to read your mind?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Thow?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean not mine, but someone else's. It sounds good.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: But do I really want to know what you're thinking? Right?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I say no, No, I don't want that,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Like I don't want to I don't want to know
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: like the future, what the future holds, like, I don't
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: want to know any of that.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do have a little bit of clairvoyance
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: about me. You do a little bit, just a tad okay,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: not a lot. I don't anybody get exact.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Like you can think of something, something comes to your
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: mind and then like how to say, it happens y
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: or like that happened to me recently. It was a
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: random person. I was like driving and I thought about
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: this random person. Yeah, and I was like, oh, I
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: need to call so and so. And then the next
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: day they call you.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, so you need to tap into that rob
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: and you have you have the gift the people call
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: it the gift really, yes, okay, yeah, but you have
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: to own it. You gotta be like, I got the gift. Okay,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: you gotta say it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got the gift. Yes, I got the gift. Yes,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: you got the gift. Robin yees.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: So like like my mother has some of that. Cal
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: has some of that too. Really, Cal can tell you
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: about a person and they've had a conversation with him.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: He's had a conversation with somebody. Like one time, there's
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: a there's a random man that just walked into your house.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Do you know who that is?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Into my house?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just walked into his said he has dreads,
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: he's he took a shoe hit there you Omahamed okay,
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: hi Muhammat good okay, No, no worries, no worries. So
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: we're a Robin's house and it was a random man
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: that just walked okay. So Robin's office where our studio
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: is near the front door, a random man walked past
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: and what Robin did not even see it?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: No, I did not. I'm looking at you.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: And I see this, I mean, mind you. He's got
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: on the baseball hat, he's got he's holding his shoes.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: So he knows, taking shoes off and sneak into the house. Right,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: do you know Mohammad? Yes, okay, because Mohammad came through.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: It wants a friend from years ago?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. Does Mohammad eat food? Because why is not eating
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: these days? I wonder if they're going to have like lunch.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: They're going to juice together, so that'd be a hot day.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy. Muhammad actually got one into juicing.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, we'll good, okay, so maybe he brought it. He
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: didn't bring any fruits. I saw he was empty handed. Okay,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: moving on, What is your superpower?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh? Maybe I can remember everything I read.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: That'd be a good superpower.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: That would be Yes, that would be everything I read
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I remember and can tell you back.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Okay. I would like to fly in the sky, yes,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: like a bird.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, I like that.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I like to be able to fly, just fly anywhere,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: just get to like just zoom around like. Okay, that's
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: what I would like to be able to do.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I like that. And then that way that alleviates planes,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: did you allevilates a lot of stuff?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Did you used to? So when I was a kid,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I used to run really fast and try to fly,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: but it never.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: What kind of childhood did you have? That was your childhood?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Was disturbing? Okay, I literally would just run, take off, running,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: and then expect to like fly.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Into the your parents, I actually know your parents if
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: they have sense.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: But you don't what I tried, you know. I mean,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: if you don't try, you don't know.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Like so okay, but you didn't want to ask, or
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: you didn't think, like there's something called gravity. They didn't
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: teach you that in school.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe, but maybe I just thought if I ran fast enough,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I would take off.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Listen, We're gonna give you a superpower. Your ass gonna
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: be flying.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I want to fly, or clearly I want to fly.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Geez, this is a mess. Robin is up hilarious, Oh
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: my gosh. Okay, moving on, we had it. Okay, So
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I want to read about the UPS drivers. Yes, okay,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: this is from Alyssa. Okay, okay, So Alyssa says, hey, ladies,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: following up on the ups Guide conversation from a few
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: episodes ago, my husband is a UPS driver, and yes
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: he's sexy and he has great legs ha ha ha.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: But seriously, I wanted to mention that they are not
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: allowed to enter anyone's home. They are instructed to only
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: step one foot in someone's doorway to avoid any false
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: allegations or misconduct.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Ye, so anyone needing.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Help taking a package upstairs to their bedroom, we need
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: to call a moving company, not ups. Love you both,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: keep up the great work and thanks for the laughs.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Alyssa, yes, she said, do not think about it. My
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: husband is not coming in your house.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: But Alyssa doesn't understand that. This is what he told her.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: This may or may not be in the handbook. Okay, Alyssa,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: this is what your husband told you, and he should
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: tell you that.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And there's is there anything in the handbook that says
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I can't go in the back of the truck for
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: a quick little break?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, Robin just thought this thing through. She said, you
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: can't come in my house, but I go in the
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: back of your truck.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Could I get truck? Can I go retrieve my package
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: from the back of your truck?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: This is getting goodd This is hot and heavy. Alyssa, girl,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: you better get Robin because Robin is coming for your man.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Does she leave his name? No, she does not leave
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: his name. I think that my house it's up to
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: their discretion. Okay, there probably is a rule saying that
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: they can't come.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Sure, I'm sure how that I can't go in their truck?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: You could probably go in the truck.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I doubt it.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you think the.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Truck has like cameras, probably n spy, no robin camera,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: so that that he doesn't get fired, right.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: So that he's like not stealing people's packages. There we go.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: It probably does have cameras, so you probably can't go.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: So your best bet is to just leave the door
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: open and see if he walks in. Put two feet
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: in front of the doorway. See what happens. Ups, man,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: we coming for you. I'm coming for mine. So I
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: got a new one or whether I mean you know,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: because hey, switch up the rotator whatever. He wasn't cute.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Oh no, well he was just kind of short. I
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: mean he was cute ish, but he was just kind
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: of I did not want to have on. I didn't
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: want to do him. Really, the other one doable?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, we need him back. Yes, Hey, okay, bye, I
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: don't know where you're going.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So so I'm gonna give y'all a update
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: of what's happening at Robin's house, So why is now leaving?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: He said goodbye to Robin and he's Robin's like, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: don't know where he's going.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: He's going with Mohammed.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Mohammad just came.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Where are they going?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I know where he's going.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, because he told you this morning you were best
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: well practice. He's going to him and Muhammad to going
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: to a basketball practice, okay. And they're not gonna eat
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: going to juice, right.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I promise you he's going to eat pizza later tonight.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I promise you, promise, but we won't tell anyone. He's
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: gonna be like I'm angry.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, now my Jesus gonna scream tomorrow.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not at any day ever.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: That is That is like from one spectrum to the other.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yes, And that's what happens when you try
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to like do an extreme situation like extreme diet, then
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: you just totally like lose it and binge and do
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: the other and do what you're not supposed to do.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, totally.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to come home with like a bag
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: of Chick fil A later. I know it. Those fries
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: are good though, Yes, I had some yesterday, Okay, well,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: let's give out some more love to one of our listeners.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: She wrote in her subject is class action lawsuit. Oh Jesus,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: but the email doesn't mention it, so I don't I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: don't know. This is the email. Hey ladies, my name
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: is Shanerica. It rhymes with America, Yes it does. She
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: said in May. On May seventeenth, twenty twenty two, I
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: suffered two strokes behind COVID. This left me blind and
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: unable to walk. I've listened to every episode up until May.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I stopped because I couldn't talk for a while. I
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: just celebrated my thirtieth birthday. I thank God that I'm
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: still alive. I like to say thank you for keeping
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: my spirit up every Monday. You give me something to
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: look forward to every Monday during my dialysis. Stay true
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: to yourself. Please read on air Love all the way
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: from Texas.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Wanted to show Shanerka some love and I am so
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: sorry for everything that you have endured totally, but we
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: thank you for listening to reasonably Shady and I'm grateful
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: that we can brighten your day. Yeah.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Just wait a minute, so she said she this all
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: happened from COVID.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I think she had COVID and then two strokes, So
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because of COVID or just
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: on top of this.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: It's so terrible.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Thirty years old. Thirty, that's else can say that? So young?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: And can we flash back to COVID? Oh my god,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: do you remember that shit?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: That was horrible.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: It was really bad. I mean it's you know, it's funny.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: When we were going through COVID, I was like, one
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: day we're going to look back and be like, damn,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I can't believe we went through that shit. And so
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: now it's like you look back and I'm like, I
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: can't believe we went through that. Yeah, I really can't believe.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: That was our lad People were dying left and right. Yes,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: it's just a disaster. Yes, Oh my god, that was
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: so bad.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: It was. And it was like when we were going
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: through it, it's like, how are we getting out of this?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yes? So I remember talking to one of my girlfriends
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: who was like very much connected to like the CDC. Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: and she said it was gonna take us ten years.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Oh well it didn't take us ten years. No, it didn't,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: thank god.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: So that like shout out to our government, our president
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: and in the government by time because they got us
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: out of it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, totally. Okay. So this is from dorn Hi ladies.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Hey love your podcasts and one of my faves that
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I look forward to every week. My husband and I
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: are going to d C in a few weeks.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Would love to.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Hear about your favorite places to visit, restaurants, shopping, neighborhoods.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Can't wait to say I was in Potomac, home of
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: my favorite Real Housewives.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Much love, Nicole.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Oh this is Nicole. I'm sorry, Nicole dorn So Hei, Nicole.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: He Nichole. Welcome to the area.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: The area, okay, But if you're coming to DC, you
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: have to go the I'm sorry, you have to go
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: to the African American Museum.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, I was gonna say that for sure. And I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're white or black, whatever you are, like,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: it's still a great experience. I remember going, Oh, I
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: gotta take my kids. I still haven't done that, but
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I remember when I went. You know, you expect it's
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: the African American Museum. You expect to see mostly black
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: people in there. Yeah, and so there's a white lady
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: in there. And she was just like crying like the
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: whole time. And so, I mean, so it is very somber,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: especially the beginning of it, but it's so enlightening. It's
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: so it's it's there's just so many emotions surrounded with
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: it or that you know that you'll experience. But the
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: good thing is like it gets to like a joyful,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: joyous kind of place.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: And you take an elevator downs and at the bottom, yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: And then you work your way up. By the time
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you get to the top.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: We did good to go, we're good.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: We've got fonce and Oprah. Yes we don't we get
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: to the top.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: We do it shady shout out everything.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: But we didn't. We didn't get wet. But but yeah,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: when you start at the bottom, it's like you're in
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: the slave trade.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, who yeah, I can't.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Can't you imagine? Oh yes, go to go to the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: African American History Museum. I would say, like, what restaurant
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: would you say to go to? I think like Fiola
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Mare maybe, because it's like, you know, right down there
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: in Georgetown, in Georgetown on the water, it's beautiful, it's expensive,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: but you know, great seafood, great service, great food.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a good that's a great spot.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: And just like you're let's see what is like.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: A decent visit the wharf the restaurants.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all down there. Yeah, so they have like
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Philippe chow Is down there. They got all of what's
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: my man the Ramsey, all his stuff is down there.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's a good place to visit.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Oh good Italian sorry rpm RPM for good Italian. I
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: haven't been there in a while.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I'm lying. I was there recently, So if you want
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: to actually visit Potomac, you can and come to the village.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: It's very small, yes, but there's a oh and you
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: saw it on this season episode one of Real Housewives
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Potomac tally Ho is a diner and I am not
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: a diner girl.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Their food is good.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: There's nothing that I've gotten there that I don't like.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: And it's actually Karen Hugre's spot, yes, and and I
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: trashed her for it. I was like, oh my god,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: you're taking me to a dine. This is so on
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: grandam of you. But the food is so amazing and
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: it's like a homegrown little diner. So check that out. Okay,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: tell him I sent you okay, not Karen, Right, and
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: let's see I just anything if you're if you are,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: where would you go for like a little lounge or hangout? Oh?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Seven stories?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Did we go there? We did go there? Did but
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: like down not seven stories? I take that back, so
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: like but down in that era. Anthem is down there.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: But we don't know, like we need to know more
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: about her. Yeah, you know, I don't know where to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: see them from. Okay, social nicole.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: We're done, I think, yes.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: So just and then definitely, of course you have the
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: other tourists touristy stuff you can do. You have all
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the monuments and the all of the Smithsonian museums. But
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: just make sure if you do a Smithsonian Museum tour
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: that you include the African American History Museum.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, and they're all free.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all free.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which most cities don't do.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what else in DC? Like what else can we say?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Just come up with robins else she's here. I don't
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: live in DC, but oh that's true. Okay, never mind,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: we're done. All right, we got we got one more.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: We have a is the reasonably or it's a shady okay?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this one she says hi, girly pops.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, can we just talk about my loomy lip really quickly?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: So this is not on this They did not pay
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: me to do this.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: But okay, so.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: This is a loomy lip stick lip gloss Okay, we
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: I they sent me like five of these. When I
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: open it up, guys, the top part has a light
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: in it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, So if you're in the.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Club which I go to all the time all the time,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I could put my lip gloss on.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: You're in, but you're in bed by eight o'clock. I
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: know the club, I know the time. Make it makes sense, right.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: But y'all know I have a mirror on the back
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: of my phone, so I can pick up my mirror,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: put my little lip gloss on, and I can see
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: what I'm doing.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Because of the light, I want to see it in
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the dark. We have to we have to, like go
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom, turn the lights off so I can
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: see see this in action.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Just trust me.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: How does the light stay? I don't know. Is there
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: a battery? Do you need to charge this thing?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: No? Nothing, I don't know, but I'm here for this.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cute loomy lip.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I wish I would have thought about it. So have
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: you tried it in the dark yet?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's everything or even like sometimes restaurants are dark.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I take this if I can't read the menu and
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I light up the menu. Listen, I am ingenious, ingenue, ingenuitive,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I'm that word.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You're not that, I'm all those words. Okay, Yeah, I
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: want to see it. I want to see it in action. Yeah,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: get your life. Yes, all right, So Blake, Tiffany or Blake. Okay, Blake,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Blake says hi, girly pops Blake here day one watcher
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: listener of rtop and reasonably shady, obsessed with you both.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I want to know if this is reasonable or shady.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Speaking of COVID. During the height of COVID, my partner
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: and I were leaving Target after shopping and noticed a
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: cart that was just sitting in the parking lot. The
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: cart was empty except a large package of toilet paper.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: We were already driving away, but I screamed in my
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: partner to slam on the brakes and jump out of
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the car and ran across the parking lot to get
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: this toilet paper, because remember, toilet paper was like, yeah,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: high demand wull supply. I grabbed that thing like my
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: life depended on it and booked back to the car
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: before anyone could say or see anything. I did feel
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: a little guilty, but as you all know, that issue
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: was hard to come by and expensive. Yes, anyway, let
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: me know y'all thoughts. Love you both by e. So
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: was that reasonable or shady? No?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: It was you are a criminal, It wasn't.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: It wasn't either. So no, But I don't think that's
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: stuffed because it probably was paid for and someone paid
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: for it. But somebody did and they forgot.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: It, and they forgot it, right.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: So you think they were gonna come they were gonna
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: realize they forgot their toilet paper and come all the
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: way back to Target thinking that it was still gonna
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: be there. No, by the time they realized they forgot
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: their toilet paper and came back, it was gonna be
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: gone anyway.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Right by the woman who stole it, and or.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: The other people who might steal it, or the people
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: who work at the store who just put it back
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: on the shelves. And then they make double as of
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the toilet paper that they sold twice.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: It's not reasonable shady, that's a crime.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: You're a thief. I think it's criminal. I think it's
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: very reasonab. Okay, let me tell you what smart. No.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I was coming out of Whole Foods one day.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: So if you saw a twenty dollars bill on the ground,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't take it.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I was coming out of Whole Foods one day in Baltimore,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: and I was putting my clothes. I mean, my package
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: is in the car, and I left my purse in
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: the cart and I drove off, and I was like,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: holy shit. So I doubled back, skirt around the corner,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: skirt around the corner, got there and there was a
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: guy standing next to the cart. He was about to
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: take it. So I got I put the car in park,
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: jumped out, grabbed my purse, gave him a look up
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: and down, up and down, and then I got back
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: up and down. Yes, yes, up, And then I got
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: back in the car and I drove off. Okay, had
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I been what's the lady name Blake, had I been
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Blake or had he been Blake, I'd have been sure.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: He would have taken your purse.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: He'd have taken my person. And it was a Chanel
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: purse at that Oh yes, see now that I still
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: have to this see okay, if.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: But that's different. It's we turn on toilet paper and
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: we're talking like someone's purse with all of their like belonging.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: So for me, if I saw toilet paper and it's
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: clear that like the person forgot it, they probably left
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: it on the bottom of the thing of the cart.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: They forgot it, I'm I'm probably gonna take it in
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: COVID when then like tolet.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: People car to come by, Okay, right, but today.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'll just yeah, yeah, I'll just leave it.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Corey would or Carter because Carter we're gonna talk about
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: sweet Green.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: What we're gonna do.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: We're because leave Carter out of this car. Okay, Corey
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: might wind my okay, got it? Yeah, okay, Robert, you're
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: in the ghetaway car.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: They're throwing a toilet paper into your take it off
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: and we're taking off. I think I would like. I
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: think I would like, hmm, there's some toilet paper there.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Somebody left it. I mean they're probably gonna forget. They're
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: not gonna come back. I mean, okay, all they're going
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: to the store. All the store is gonna do is
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: put it back on the shelf. Let me take it right,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: But if it was your purse, Oh my god, somebody
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: left their purse, my purse. Let me. Oh, let me
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: grab this purse and see if I can find their
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: identification and figure out how to get it to them.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Or oh my god, they left the purse. Let me
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: walk it into the store to the like the security piece. Yes, yes, yes,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: the loss prevention people whatever. I scurried around at that
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: corner and I got my pursepect But I just do.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I believe in karma. I really do toilet paper.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: So then one day I'm not gonna be able to
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: wipe my butt. I'm gonna be at a restaurant. But
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: day okay, I'm gonna be at a restaurant. I think
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: I have toilet paper. At the airport, I think toilet
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: paper's there, and then I it like put the little
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: sheet down, I sit down and there's nothing to wipe me.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: That's gonna happen. That's called karma, really, So you're.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Just gonna let the store sell the toilet paper twice.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go home and just in mind my business.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I'm a good mind my business. So even though everybody
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: thinks I'm in everybody's business. I'm not.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Only when you're paid to do something. That's when I
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: paid to do so I do it well. I do
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: it so well. But like, I think that was reasonable.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of mad at you for that. And you know,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: if ever in that scenario again, I don't think there's anything.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Wrong with that, Blake, you're wrong for that. And so
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: if and oh you know what, I want Blake to
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: write us back, okay, and let us know whether or
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: not she got toilet paper karma, okay, because she probably
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: did something.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Probably had the house. Some didn't even realize it, didn't
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: even realize it was connected to the COVID toilet paper fest.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: So so do some hard thinking, Blake before you get
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: to typing, and let us know. Okay, Okay, is that fair?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Sure? Okay, Yeah, I'd love to know.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: All right, we are, we out here, We got more.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: We could just do one more, just a little fact check. Honestly,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I think we need to start a new segment called
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: fact check, called shady fact check.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: But thanks thanks for fact checking us. Yes, Carly's gone.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Carly's gone, and even mccrley was here. We still
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I can't tell me messages we would get that's not
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: what happened. So here's a fact check. Okay, we were
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: talking about Beyonce not being nominated for the Country Music Awards,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: and I said that Taylor Swift won the Grammy over Beyonce.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: So Todd McMurray writes, Hey, ladies, on your most most
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: recent podcast, you mentioned how Renaissance lost to Taylor Swift.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: It was actually Harry Styles, not Taylor. I don't even
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: remember that, but I remember. I guess that's not what
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: you said. That's not what we said.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I said she lost against toyonce a long time ago.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Taylor beat Beyonce.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: No no, no, I said, you said, we said we
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: thought Renaissance should have won a Grammy, okay, right, and
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I and I said, and you were like, who won
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: the Grammy? And I said Taylor Swift? Oh okay, So
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I was wrong. It was actually Harry Styles. I know
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: this because I remember how entertaining his album was. He
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: talked about doing cocaine, eating a female body part, and
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: walking through fire for it all. It was crazy. I
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: too wanted Renaissance to in, but Harry's House was good.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: To listen to the album. If you ever get a chance.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: So anyway, that was a fact check. I stand corrected.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: If that's thanks for that fact check. And I actually
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: enjoyed that.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Because I didn't know Harry was talking about eating women's
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: body part right and doing coke and listen, that's a
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: whole lot. What body part did he eat?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: And how did it taste right? Did he put ketch
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: up on it?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Go? Put it on?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Put the did you put ketch up on it? Salt
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: and pepa?
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: All Right, we gotta go, guys. We love y'all so much.
• 42:42
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• 42:45
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• 42:54
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