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- 0:10Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to the Larger and a Drunk the
- 0:12Speaker 1: Lighter podcast, the podcast that's all about the geeky things
- 0:15Speaker 1: happening in the world around us and how very excited
- 0:18Speaker 1: we are about them. I'm aerial casting and with me
- 0:21Speaker 1: as always is like spoopy season, Jonathan strict light. When
- 0:25Speaker 1: it's cold and lonely in a deep dark night, I
- 0:29Speaker 1: can see paradise by the dashboard light that. I'm sorry
- 0:34Speaker 1: it's cold and lonely for you in the deep dark night, Jonathan. Yeah,
- 0:38Speaker 1: it's spoopy season. Kind of goes with the territory. Just
- 0:41Speaker 1: you know, you gotta do what you can and let
- 0:44Speaker 1: mother nature do the rest. Are you still quoting meat Loaf? Yes?
- 0:47Speaker 1: I am, Yes, that's still from I mean, apparently spend
- 0:52Speaker 1: the dashboard light as a song that's like eight minutes long.
- 0:54Speaker 1: You can you can quote from it a lot? Yes,
- 0:58Speaker 1: that I mean that is true. I I can't quote
- 1:01Speaker 1: from it a lot because though I've listened to it
- 1:02Speaker 1: a few times, I have retained little to none of it.
- 1:06Speaker 1: But well, don't worry. Next karaoke night, I'll make sure
- 1:09Speaker 1: to treat you to a full rendition. Usually Lucas ends
- 1:12Speaker 1: up getting up there and singing the the leading female role.
- 1:17Speaker 1: So Lucas and I just rock out a dashboard light.
- 1:22Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it, and I'm also looking forward
- 1:25Speaker 1: to the spoopy season. Thank you everybody for sticking with
- 1:27Speaker 1: us through our our few um uh scheduling I guess,
- 1:32Speaker 1: uh hiccups as as Jonathan and I have been out
- 1:37Speaker 1: of town and and you know, it would not be
- 1:39Speaker 1: a Spooky l n C season if we weren't dealing
- 1:41Speaker 1: with technical issues. So this episode is coming out a
- 1:43Speaker 1: little late, a little early. I was lost at sea,
- 1:48Speaker 1: you were because of Hurricane Ian, uh, and I was
- 1:51Speaker 1: out of town and I'm about to be out of
- 1:52Speaker 1: town too, So this episode was supposed to come out
- 1:55Speaker 1: last week when all of this news broke. Instead, it's
- 1:58Speaker 1: coming out a little bit late her. But like I said,
- 2:01Speaker 1: whether you consider it a little late or a little early,
- 2:03Speaker 1: it's glass half full because we'll be back on schedule
- 2:07Speaker 1: after this week. Yeah, at least until the next holiday
- 2:12Speaker 1: MUCKs things up again. I'm looking at you Thanksgiving. Uh. So,
- 2:17Speaker 1: one thing we definitely wanted to touch on was that,
- 2:20Speaker 1: you know, as part of Spooky season, we don't have
- 2:22Speaker 1: a mash up for this episode, we have way too
- 2:25Speaker 1: many news items to cover. In fact, we don't even
- 2:26Speaker 1: know if we're going to get through all of them,
- 2:28Speaker 1: so we didn't do a mash up, but we do
- 2:30Speaker 1: hope to do some spooky mashups for the rest of
- 2:34Speaker 1: the month if we can, because we both love Halloween season,
- 2:38Speaker 1: although Ariel loves it from more of a distance than
- 2:42Speaker 1: I do because she's got a lower threshold for the
- 2:46Speaker 1: spookies than I do. That's true. I like, I'm growing,
- 2:51Speaker 1: I like suspense, and I'm learning to like some more
- 2:55Speaker 1: scary stuff through fictional podcasts or like I've recently watched
- 2:59Speaker 1: It and I've watched Cabin in the Woods, and both
- 3:02Speaker 1: of those are extremely scary, but I made it um.
- 3:06Speaker 1: But the more slash of stuff is definitely not my
- 3:08Speaker 1: cup of tea. I don't like Halloween, I don't like
- 3:10Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger Um and like so the first two scary
- 3:14Speaker 1: movies I ever watched in fifth grade were Nightmare on
- 3:17Speaker 1: Elm Street and The Candy Man Um, which I was like, My,
- 3:22Speaker 1: if you've listened to the show long enough, I'm sure
- 3:24Speaker 1: I've told this story before, because this is how much
- 3:26Speaker 1: it's stuck with me. My parents said, we'd prefer you
- 3:28Speaker 1: not to, but because you asked, we're gonna let you.
- 3:30Speaker 1: And I did, and I regretted it. And now I
- 3:34Speaker 1: can look back and and at least see the commentary,
- 3:37Speaker 1: like the social commentary that Candyman was trying to do,
- 3:39Speaker 1: and appreciate that, even if the movie genre doesn't sit
- 3:43Speaker 1: well with me. But like I don't like Nightmare in
- 3:45Speaker 1: Elm Street, I like Stranger Things season four, which has
- 3:49Speaker 1: a lot to do with Nightmare on Elm Street. And
- 3:51Speaker 1: I love Robert England. He is he has always been
- 3:53Speaker 1: very sweet to me whenever I've crossed his path at
- 3:56Speaker 1: Dragon Con. But Collie, those movies they just my my
- 4:00Speaker 1: suspension of disbelief is too mighty. Yeah. Well, well, it's
- 4:06Speaker 1: also a very odd franchise because, like a lot of franchises,
- 4:10Speaker 1: it starts one way, and then as you get into
- 4:13Speaker 1: later entries in the series, it starts to change. And
- 4:17Speaker 1: so like the very early Nightmare in Elm Streets were
- 4:21Speaker 1: more straight up horror, and then as you go on
- 4:25Speaker 1: there there's more and more humor inserted into them, to
- 4:28Speaker 1: the point where some people complain that Freddie turns into
- 4:31Speaker 1: kind of a cartoonish character. Um. I'm also not huge
- 4:36Speaker 1: on slasher movies simply because I don't find them very compelling. Uh.
- 4:40Speaker 1: I do like the original Halloween, where the fact that
- 4:45Speaker 1: you know next to nothing about the the shape Mike
- 4:49Speaker 1: Michael Myers as he goes through and starts to kill people,
- 4:54Speaker 1: uh plays a big part in the terror um and
- 4:59Speaker 1: in some sequent movies they try and explain more and more,
- 5:03Speaker 1: which to me takes away the scary factor that works
- 5:07Speaker 1: so well in the first film. Uh. So, slasher films
- 5:10Speaker 1: in general, I think they're tough to do and pull
- 5:13Speaker 1: off in a way that's really intriguing. I like movies
- 5:17Speaker 1: where the the tension gets turned up and that you're
- 5:24Speaker 1: just waiting for that release and you don't know how
- 5:26Speaker 1: when it's gonna come, you don't know how it's going
- 5:29Speaker 1: to manifest. Those to me are the really effective ones.
- 5:32Speaker 1: So like the horror movies I love are ones like
- 5:36Speaker 1: The Change Link, which I think I've talked about before,
- 5:39Speaker 1: the first two thirds of The Change Link are a
- 5:41Speaker 1: brilliant ghost movie, and the last third goes way the
- 5:45Speaker 1: heck off, the rails Um, the the Witch, or the
- 5:50Speaker 1: Vich if you prefer I like, I like, I like
- 5:53Speaker 1: that one a lot. I think that movie is astounding
- 5:57Speaker 1: in the way it deals with tension. So those are
- 6:01Speaker 1: the kind of movies that resonate with me the most.
- 6:03Speaker 1: I like a good cheesy horror movie too. Like the
- 6:06Speaker 1: the movies I think of as a kid that kind
- 6:08Speaker 1: of introduced me into horror are things like The Gate,
- 6:12Speaker 1: which was that that one was made for I would say,
- 6:16Speaker 1: like tweens, like that was kind of the age group
- 6:19Speaker 1: they were kind of aiming at. Um. It was a
- 6:21Speaker 1: Canadian film, as I recall, and it is. It's got
- 6:25Speaker 1: some really freaky imagery and it will never forget the
- 6:28Speaker 1: eyeball in the palm of the hand of one of
- 6:30Speaker 1: the characters. You have very creepy stuff, but really affective,
- 6:34Speaker 1: but still kind of like kind of like Twilight Zone
- 6:37Speaker 1: level of horror. It doesn't get too intense, but it's
- 6:42Speaker 1: like it's really testing limits for like a teenager's boundaries
- 6:49Speaker 1: for that kind of thing. That was one that I
- 6:51Speaker 1: really loved. And then like Gremlins, which was really more
- 6:54Speaker 1: of a horror comedy I have seen. I have seen Grimlins.
- 6:58Speaker 1: I can handle that one, although I still get scared
- 7:01Speaker 1: by like Jurassic Park in Jaws, which are not classic
- 7:03Speaker 1: horror movies. No, Jaws is my favorite film of all time.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Jaws is like my number one favorite film of all time,
- 7:10Speaker 1: but I mean part of it. So like I am
- 7:13Speaker 1: happy to do scary season mash ups, I might need
- 7:16Speaker 1: to cliff notes the movies instead of watching them, or
- 7:20Speaker 1: have you, as you have offered before, to write me
- 7:22Speaker 1: a synopsis that I can then telephone my synopsis off of.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Because in addition to just being a scaredy cat, I
- 7:30Speaker 1: could sleep paralysis. And so like that combination of thinking
- 7:35Speaker 1: things might actually happen with not being able to move
- 7:39Speaker 1: certain times at night is not a good combination. Yeah,
- 7:43Speaker 1: So for those who have never experienced it or aren't
- 7:45Speaker 1: familiar with sleep paralysis, this is a phenomenon that happens
- 7:50Speaker 1: when your brain and your body are on two different
- 7:54Speaker 1: schedules when it comes to waking up, and like parts
- 7:57Speaker 1: of your brain are starting to become more aware, but
- 8:00Speaker 1: not the parts that are in charge of doing things
- 8:02Speaker 1: like making your limbs go all over the place and
- 8:06Speaker 1: move on your own accord. So you're laying there and
- 8:10Speaker 1: you have some level of alertness, but you're incapable of moving,
- 8:15Speaker 1: and frequently sleep paralysis, not always, but it frequently can
- 8:19Speaker 1: be accompanied by hallucination. That's because it it usually edges
- 8:24Speaker 1: right up against your R. E. M sleep, which is
- 8:26Speaker 1: when you dream m hm. So have you experienced that.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Have you experienced the hallucination aspect of sleep paralysis. Yeah,
- 8:34Speaker 1: the first time I realized what was going on, um, uh,
- 8:38Speaker 1: it was it was as like a teenager adult. Um.
- 8:40Speaker 1: A lot of times sleep paralysis, they say people don't
- 8:43Speaker 1: get it often. I get it not all the time,
- 8:46Speaker 1: but I would say more often than i'd like. Um,
- 8:48Speaker 1: it's not just a once or twice occurrence for me. Um.
- 8:53Speaker 1: The first time I had it, I was like a
- 8:54Speaker 1: young adult teenager and I was laying in bed and
- 8:57Speaker 1: I heard a loud drum crash in an apartment where
- 9:01Speaker 1: there were no loud drums or anything that can make
- 9:03Speaker 1: a loud drum crash, and everybody was asleep, and uh,
- 9:08Speaker 1: it was so vividly real. But there are times like
- 9:11Speaker 1: I will see things out of the corner of my eye. Um,
- 9:14Speaker 1: the other night, I I've had like a run of
- 9:16Speaker 1: sleep paralysis just recently, where I'll hear like skittering or um,
- 9:21Speaker 1: someone calling my name, and it's again probably just it
- 9:27Speaker 1: is certainly just like the tail end of maybe a
- 9:30Speaker 1: dream I'm having, but I'm also aware that I'm awake
- 9:32Speaker 1: and I can't or I think I'm awake and I
- 9:34Speaker 1: can't move, and it's just it's really uncomfortable. Nowadays, I
- 9:38Speaker 1: can usually say, oh, this is about a sleep paralysis,
- 9:41Speaker 1: but still that inability to move and that inability just
- 9:44Speaker 1: to double check that that's what's happening is still very
- 9:49Speaker 1: um anxiety driving. Yeah. I've only experienced it really once,
- 9:55Speaker 1: and it was when I was recovering from COVID, So
- 9:58Speaker 1: I was um. I was hanging out in the very
- 10:02Speaker 1: room i'm in now, my office. I was quarantining myself
- 10:05Speaker 1: from my dog and my wife to make sure I
- 10:08Speaker 1: didn't get either of them sick, and so I was
- 10:11Speaker 1: spending all my time in my office, which has a
- 10:14Speaker 1: bathroom attached to it. So it wasn't the worst thing
- 10:15Speaker 1: in the world for the clarification, well, because otherwise, you know,
- 10:20Speaker 1: there's a corner I just don't go into anymore. Yeah. Uh,
- 10:26Speaker 1: But there's also like a little futon in my office
- 10:30Speaker 1: that is one of the most uncomfortable pieces of furniture
- 10:33Speaker 1: I own. But it also had to had to serve
- 10:35Speaker 1: as my bed for that that like ten day period
- 10:38Speaker 1: where I was sick and there was one night where
- 10:41Speaker 1: I woke up and part of it is that you know,
- 10:42Speaker 1: I wasn't in my normal bed, so that was playing
- 10:45Speaker 1: a part. Part of it was probably because I was sick,
- 10:48Speaker 1: but I woke up unable to move and I had
- 10:51Speaker 1: the sensation that there was a presence in the room
- 10:55Speaker 1: with me, something looming just at the edge of sight,
- 10:59Speaker 1: which is an interesting because a lot of sleep paralysis. Also,
- 11:01Speaker 1: if you read up on historical accounts, this is where
- 11:05Speaker 1: you would sometimes hear it referred to as like a
- 11:07Speaker 1: night hag syndrome, where people would imagine a witch like
- 11:12Speaker 1: figure perched on top of their chest. Uh. This is
- 11:16Speaker 1: also where some people suggest the the concepts of succubus
- 11:21Speaker 1: and incubus came from um and they're more recently have
- 11:24Speaker 1: been suggestions that that sleep paralysis might play a part
- 11:28Speaker 1: in certain people's accounts of their experience of alien abduction.
- 11:34Speaker 1: That kind of thing, that all of these could be
- 11:36Speaker 1: different manifestations of the same basic physical phenomena. It's just
- 11:41Speaker 1: that our experience is shaped based upon the time we
- 11:45Speaker 1: are in and the sort of things that we would
- 11:48Speaker 1: associate with not being able to do. Thankfully, I've never
- 11:51Speaker 1: experienced knock on wood, uh a witch hag sitting on
- 11:54Speaker 1: my chest sucking out my breath, although I have experienced,
- 11:57Speaker 1: you know, shortness of breath from just anxiety and not
- 12:01Speaker 1: being able to move. It's always stuff peripheral. Um. Yeah,
- 12:06Speaker 1: but yeah, it's really interesting because this is something that
- 12:09Speaker 1: feels very traumatic and like, other than lack of sleep,
- 12:13Speaker 1: physically doesn't harm you at all, Like yeah, yeah, I
- 12:17Speaker 1: mean it could, like I assume, if you had other
- 12:20Speaker 1: underlying health conditions, it could be that kind of anxiety
- 12:23Speaker 1: could perhaps prompt something more serious, But on its own,
- 12:28Speaker 1: it's more of a an inconvenience and anything else. And
- 12:34Speaker 1: it's something that can also convince you even if you
- 12:36Speaker 1: slept solidly all the way up to the point where
- 12:39Speaker 1: you had sleep paralysis, it could convince you that, oh man,
- 12:41Speaker 1: I didn't get any sleeping last night. I feel so tired.
- 12:44Speaker 1: Kidding when you think you're like, I've been awake all night,
- 12:46Speaker 1: but no, you've just constantly been in that state of
- 12:48Speaker 1: like half awake. Well, but thankfully, there are things you
- 12:52Speaker 1: can do if you have this issue and you weren't
- 12:55Speaker 1: sure what it was if you sleep on your side,
- 12:57Speaker 1: you are less likely to get sleep proalysis. You can
- 13:00Speaker 1: still get it. I can attest to that, but it's
- 13:03Speaker 1: less likely. Yeah yeah, I uh, I don't ever want
- 13:09Speaker 1: to experience it again, and I hope that you don't either.
- 13:13Speaker 1: Arial that you you you are spared the experience and
- 13:16Speaker 1: just have nice RESTful sleep, just like our listeners. Our
- 13:19Speaker 1: listeners are going to have a nice RESTful sleep as
- 13:22Speaker 1: we go through news that they're already aware. Yes, so,
- 13:25Speaker 1: uh we hope this Lelo buys you to come fee time,
- 13:30Speaker 1: although the first story maybe not because a whole bunch
- 13:33Speaker 1: of people are really upset at the Super Mario trailer.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Uh yeah, so I guess this is less news and
- 13:39Speaker 1: how do you feel about it? Right? So, so, in
- 13:42Speaker 1: case you didn't see it, which I think is pretty
- 13:44Speaker 1: low in the likelihood range, it's a teaser that starts
- 13:48Speaker 1: with King Bowser laying siege to a castle filled with
- 13:53Speaker 1: penguin like critters, who then proceed to throw snowballs ineffectively
- 13:58Speaker 1: at him. And then the second half, really, it's not
- 14:01Speaker 1: even half like the last bit of the teaser has
- 14:04Speaker 1: Mario waking up in the Mushroom Kingdom. And we hear
- 14:07Speaker 1: a little bit of Chris Pratt's voice, and obviously, when
- 14:10Speaker 1: it was first announced that Chris Pratt was going to
- 14:12Speaker 1: provide the voice for Super Mario, that we were not
- 14:15Speaker 1: going to get like an over the top stereotypical Italian
- 14:18Speaker 1: American accent. As a result of that, there was a
- 14:21Speaker 1: lot of backlash. Uh, And partly I think because Chris Pratt,
- 14:26Speaker 1: there's this perception that he was being cast in every
- 14:28Speaker 1: role in every movie, and so people were getting a
- 14:31Speaker 1: little tired of that, especially for like the animated stuff.
- 14:34Speaker 1: UM My reaction was, I was never like super connected
- 14:40Speaker 1: to the Super Mario franchise. I never owned a Nintendo
- 14:43Speaker 1: Entertainment system or Supernintendo. So for me, it was just
- 14:47Speaker 1: like I wasn't likely to have seen this before knowing
- 14:50Speaker 1: who was in it. I'm not likely to see it
- 14:53Speaker 1: knowing except for the fact that, like the supporting cast
- 14:55Speaker 1: has got incredible voice actors. Yeah, I guess that is
- 14:59Speaker 1: one of the dress I also did not I like,
- 15:02Speaker 1: I like Mario and Super Mario and all that stuff. Um,
- 15:05Speaker 1: I also didn't own a game system that I've got
- 15:08Speaker 1: so many of them now, but I would play, like
- 15:11Speaker 1: play Mario when I was with my friends or babysitting
- 15:15Speaker 1: or things like that, and there are a whole bunch
- 15:16Speaker 1: of people who are super into Mario laur and fan fiction.
- 15:19Speaker 1: It's all over TikTok right now. Um, But I guess
- 15:23Speaker 1: the All Star cast is like the biggest adult draw
- 15:25Speaker 1: if you fall into the same camp as Jonathan and I.
- 15:28Speaker 1: I don't know if it's enough of a draw, though,
- 15:30Speaker 1: I am not upset by Chris Pratt's voice. Look if
- 15:33Speaker 1: Chipp and Dale consent sounds like Andy Sandberg and John mulaney,
- 15:37Speaker 1: I don't care if Mario sounds like a regular dude. Yeah,
- 15:41Speaker 1: I yeah, I feel pretty much the same way. I
- 15:45Speaker 1: will say, like the humor for the King Bowser segment
- 15:47Speaker 1: and the teaser was cute. I thought it was very cute,
- 15:50Speaker 1: and it was the kind of thing that I found appealing.
- 15:52Speaker 1: It's not the sort of thing I would ever go
- 15:54Speaker 1: to the movie theater to experience. I could totally wait
- 15:57Speaker 1: to watch it on streaming at some point. I mean,
- 15:59Speaker 1: if I had a kid, i'd probably bring them, but yeah,
- 16:02Speaker 1: just for myself, it's not movie theater uh worthy. At
- 16:07Speaker 1: this point, I will say I found it funny because
- 16:10Speaker 1: yesterday I saw an article where they're like, look, if
- 16:12Speaker 1: they could fix Sonic, they can fix fix Mario. And
- 16:14Speaker 1: apparently they don't think his booty's juicy enough. So I
- 16:20Speaker 1: guess Mario needs to do more squats down those down
- 16:24Speaker 1: those pipes. Talking about juicy booties. Our next news story
- 16:29Speaker 1: involves two guys known for their juicy booties. Uh. So,
- 16:34Speaker 1: one of the news items that broke well while we
- 16:36Speaker 1: were gone, while while I was Lost at Sea actually
- 16:40Speaker 1: was that Ryan Reynolds did a cute little reveal video
- 16:47Speaker 1: about Deadpool three, talking about the challenges of creating Deadpool three,
- 16:52Speaker 1: particularly within the realm of the m c U, because
- 16:56Speaker 1: of course, this is the first Deadpool movie to be
- 16:59Speaker 1: produced with disc the owning Fox Studios, so it changes things.
- 17:03Speaker 1: And he makes a joke about not having any ideas
- 17:06Speaker 1: except for one, which is to ask Hugh Jackman to
- 17:10Speaker 1: come back as Wolverine, and Hugh Jackman's passing by in
- 17:12Speaker 1: the background. He says, sure, I'll do it, and it's
- 17:15Speaker 1: a cute little reveal. So that uh ended up sparking
- 17:20Speaker 1: a lot of crazy reactions from people who were overjoyed
- 17:25Speaker 1: for the most part to hear that Hugh Jackman was
- 17:27Speaker 1: coming back after having previously apparently retiring the role of
- 17:33Speaker 1: Wolverine slash Logan in the two thousand seventeen movie Logan.
- 17:37Speaker 1: I mean, people can be excited, I get that, but
- 17:39Speaker 1: do people really want X Men three to be in
- 17:43Speaker 1: the m c U. I mean it's weird because, like
- 17:48Speaker 1: because Wolverine, the character Wolverine has been in so many
- 17:53Speaker 1: different movies, spanning different versions of X Men, that there's
- 17:58Speaker 1: almost like a multiverse going on just in the films
- 18:02Speaker 1: that Wolverine has been in, right, I mean, heck, Deadpool
- 18:06Speaker 1: showed up in a Wolverine movie already. How was it
- 18:10Speaker 1: really Deadpool? Though? I mean it was Deadpool in Nane
- 18:13Speaker 1: It was played by Right and Red, but it was
- 18:18Speaker 1: a very different character, Like they took his mouth away literally,
- 18:22Speaker 1: so he couldn't be the Deadpool that we know and love,
- 18:25Speaker 1: and was very very different from the character of the
- 18:28Speaker 1: Deadpool movies. So I'm sure that they'll have a ton
- 18:30Speaker 1: of fun with just that, like that alone would be
- 18:34Speaker 1: So I'm guessing there's going to be some multiverse shenanigans
- 18:38Speaker 1: going on here. Maybe not. Maybe they will refuse to
- 18:41Speaker 1: explain how it all worked out, which I honestly think
- 18:44Speaker 1: would also be really funny. Yeah, if they if they
- 18:46Speaker 1: don't explain it, they're going to joke about not explaining it,
- 18:48Speaker 1: which is fine. Uh. I will say that I am
- 18:51Speaker 1: currently just because we don't have any information on Deadpool three.
- 18:54Speaker 1: Uh in three is usually where trilogies go off the rails.
- 19:00Speaker 1: I am, well, I'm not super excited about Deadpool three.
- 19:03Speaker 1: I absolutely love the meta odd couple verse that they've
- 19:07Speaker 1: created between Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman. Um. Yeah, so
- 19:11Speaker 1: I'm excited to watch more of that as they start
- 19:13Speaker 1: advertising the movie. Yeah. To see that kind of chemistry
- 19:17Speaker 1: transition to a big on screen role would also be
- 19:21Speaker 1: a lot of fun. So I'm looking forward to it.
- 19:24Speaker 1: I've I've enjoyed the Deadpool movies. I am very curious
- 19:27Speaker 1: to see what a Deadpool movie in the m c
- 19:29Speaker 1: U is going to look like. If if they're going
- 19:31Speaker 1: to smooth out those edges or is this is going
- 19:36Speaker 1: to be one of the outliers, Like I expect Blade
- 19:39Speaker 1: to be a bit of an outlier. Rimsey, you, I
- 19:41Speaker 1: would not be surprised for Deadpool to also be an outlier.
- 19:44Speaker 1: I agree, although you know they did make a PG
- 19:46Speaker 1: thirteen Princess Bride version of Deadpools, so it is possible. Yeah. Well,
- 19:53Speaker 1: our next story is something where we also are kind
- 19:55Speaker 1: of like a little a little confused about how this
- 19:59Speaker 1: is gonna play out, which is that the Agnes Coven
- 20:04Speaker 1: of Chaos series is still coming up. And we heard
- 20:09Speaker 1: that Emma Caulfield, who was in One Division, she played Dottie,
- 20:12Speaker 1: the kind of the queen b woman of the neighborhood,
- 20:17Speaker 1: sort of the perfectionist who judges everybody else. She shows
- 20:21Speaker 1: up in Agnes as well, apparently. Yeah, so now you
- 20:25Speaker 1: and the rest of the internet can go back to
- 20:28Speaker 1: your theories that she is really Mephisto. Yeah, I mean
- 20:31Speaker 1: why not, Like we spent a lot of time doing
- 20:34Speaker 1: that during One Division. Didn't pay off, But maybe this time,
- 20:37Speaker 1: Maybe this time, I am I really like the character
- 20:40Speaker 1: of agnes I until the very end of One Division
- 20:44Speaker 1: and then, like mc us chronic problem, the resolution was blacklist. Yeah.
- 20:52Speaker 1: The big, the big battle. The big battles typically are
- 20:55Speaker 1: the least least memorable things for me, because they usually
- 21:01Speaker 1: end up devolving into a c g I fest where
- 21:05Speaker 1: it looks like it looks like the cut scene from
- 21:08Speaker 1: a video game. Um, and yeah, I agree. I think
- 21:12Speaker 1: everything leading up to that moment was great, and then
- 21:16Speaker 1: the moment itself was typical MCU, which is not that's bad,
- 21:19Speaker 1: it's just not memorable, right, And um, yeah, and we're
- 21:24Speaker 1: very curious to see, like, what is an Agnes series
- 21:27Speaker 1: when you don't have Wanda because spoiler alert for those
- 21:32Speaker 1: who have not seen Doctor Strange too, she is indisposed
- 21:36Speaker 1: possibly dead. Yeah, And also, like Agnes in the comics,
- 21:40Speaker 1: I know she had a bigger role, but a massive
- 21:42Speaker 1: part of her role was training Wandas. So I guess
- 21:45Speaker 1: maybe we'll get We know there's a multiverse of Wandas,
- 21:48Speaker 1: maybe we'll get a different one, or maybe we'll get
- 21:51Speaker 1: the same one. It will turn out that she just
- 21:53Speaker 1: kind of took a little time out under eight tons
- 21:56Speaker 1: of rock to kind of, you know, regroup and rediscover herself. Yeah.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, And maybe if we get fights will be
- 22:04Speaker 1: better because I do like the fights that were in
- 22:06Speaker 1: Miss Marvel and I like the fights that have been
- 22:07Speaker 1: in She Hulk this far, so um, maybe they're getting
- 22:11Speaker 1: better looking forward to that resolution of She Hulk. Oh,
- 22:16Speaker 1: I just caught up last night. I think we mentioned
- 22:20Speaker 1: when in our our previous attempt but failed attempt to
- 22:23Speaker 1: record this episode, which we did try and do last week.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Y'all it just didn't work out. Um, I think you
- 22:29Speaker 1: and I mentioned like the only issue we have is
- 22:31Speaker 1: come on, give Jen a win for goodness sakes. Yeah, well,
- 22:36Speaker 1: she deserves a win. I agree. Also, exception of this
- 22:40Speaker 1: latest episode, I feel like the episodes are a little short.
- 22:44Speaker 1: I feel like they end in the middle of an episode.
- 22:45Speaker 1: They don't resolve super well, but they are aware. That's
- 22:52Speaker 1: all I say. I don't want to spoil or anything.
- 22:53Speaker 1: They're aware of that. It's a choice they make. So yeah, well,
- 23:00Speaker 1: moving on. The next bit we have is a story
- 23:03Speaker 1: we added specifically for this week, which is that we
- 23:06Speaker 1: got a release date for the next season of Doom
- 23:10Speaker 1: Patrol as well as a ridiculous trailer for the season.
- 23:15Speaker 1: This trailer for look Doom Patrol is ridiculous anyhow, Like
- 23:20Speaker 1: this trailer is the penaltimitude. That's a word. Now, if
- 23:27Speaker 1: it wasn't before of ridiculousness, I can tell you it
- 23:30Speaker 1: wasn't before it is now You're welcome English language, it is.
- 23:36Speaker 1: This trailer is off the rails. Yeah, it's It's rare
- 23:41Speaker 1: when you get a trailer where you have it's hard
- 23:45Speaker 1: to describe what they are in a way that's not
- 23:49Speaker 1: disgusting lee awful. But I mean when you see a
- 23:52Speaker 1: bunch of essentially monsters singing a musical number from the
- 23:56Speaker 1: music Man, there's something special going. So we know what
- 24:00Speaker 1: are They talked about it in season three. They have
- 24:02Speaker 1: a name. I haven't seen season three. Well, then I
- 24:06Speaker 1: won't say that name for you, ah, but yes, it's
- 24:12Speaker 1: it's a monster that has come up a couple of
- 24:14Speaker 1: times in Doom Patrol and I feel like if they
- 24:17Speaker 1: overuse it, it will no longer be funny. But you know,
- 24:21Speaker 1: maybe they haven't done it yet. They haven't done it yet. Yeah,
- 24:26Speaker 1: but it's like the entire thing looks ridiculous. I'm very
- 24:30Speaker 1: much looking forward to it. We're going to get most
- 24:32Speaker 1: of Doom Patrol into what We're going to get some
- 24:35Speaker 1: do Patrol in December and the rest in January and
- 24:39Speaker 1: then like six more episodes later. So it sounds like
- 24:42Speaker 1: they're doing a split season. Yeah, I think. Uh. I
- 24:45Speaker 1: think it's great to see d C still support series
- 24:50Speaker 1: like Doom Patrol and Peacemaker, where you've got these um,
- 24:54Speaker 1: these these characters that can have more humorous stories, they
- 24:59Speaker 1: still tend to have a pretty serious foundation, Like these
- 25:03Speaker 1: are characters who are typically undergoing some pretty tortuous personal
- 25:07Speaker 1: growth and personal loss, but you do have like these zany,
- 25:11Speaker 1: weird humorous things worked into it, because that's something that's
- 25:15Speaker 1: sorely lacking everywhere else in the d C universe. I agree,
- 25:18Speaker 1: it's really interesting because the first time I watched through
- 25:20Speaker 1: Doom Patrol unlike, this show is ridiculous and funny, and
- 25:23Speaker 1: going through and watching it again with friends because many
- 25:26Speaker 1: of my friends don't have HBO Max, so we're doing
- 25:28Speaker 1: kind of like a watch party thing. Um, now that
- 25:32Speaker 1: we're getting to the lesser side of the pandemic, I
- 25:35Speaker 1: guess going back and watching it because I know where
- 25:39Speaker 1: the humor is. Like, Yeah, this the show deals with
- 25:42Speaker 1: a lot of trauma. It's got a really good balance
- 25:44Speaker 1: of humor and serious but there is a lot of
- 25:47Speaker 1: serious in there. Yeah, I agree. I think they do
- 25:51Speaker 1: a pretty good mix. Alright, so uh, on the lighter side,
- 25:55Speaker 1: I guess maybe maybe this will also be a good
- 25:57Speaker 1: mix of humor in drama. Net As has released the
- 26:00Speaker 1: trailer for Slumberland, Uh, which is about a little girl
- 26:07Speaker 1: who wants to find her father and goes on adventures
- 26:10Speaker 1: through sleepy Time. Uh. It's based off of like an
- 26:15Speaker 1: very old French comic called Little Nemo, where they'll put
- 26:19Speaker 1: on different animal skins and turn into different characters, kind
- 26:22Speaker 1: of like Super Mario. Um. Actually, I just found this
- 26:26Speaker 1: out looking into it. There was a previous Little Nemo
- 26:29Speaker 1: Adventures in Slumberland movie in Huh. Yeah, I hadn't seen
- 26:34Speaker 1: that one. The this one has some interesting casting in
- 26:38Speaker 1: it because you've got Jason Momoa a k a. Aquaman
- 26:44Speaker 1: who's posing as a pan like figure of chaos and fun,
- 26:52Speaker 1: who is acting as sort of a guide for the
- 26:55Speaker 1: young girl who's on this quest to to seek out
- 26:59Speaker 1: her father. Yeah, the young girl is Nemo. Honestly, it
- 27:02Speaker 1: feels like the perfect casting choice for Jason Momoa. He's
- 27:06Speaker 1: at least the public face that he puts on a
- 27:08Speaker 1: lot of times is very fun and in a little chaotic.
- 27:11Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I think they're actually calling her Nema
- 27:15Speaker 1: in this version in the m A yeah, because Nemo
- 27:20Speaker 1: is actually the father. So in this case, Nemo had
- 27:26Speaker 1: previously gone on adventures in Slumberland. If I'm if I'm
- 27:29Speaker 1: interpreting the synopsis properly, and now he's gone and it's
- 27:34Speaker 1: his daughter Nema who's seeking him out. Um and uh yeah,
- 27:39Speaker 1: we also get like Chris O'Dowd, isn't it he looks
- 27:42Speaker 1: that I love Chris O'Dowd. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I think
- 27:45Speaker 1: of him from the I T crowd, But he's been
- 27:47Speaker 1: in lots of stuff and um, yeah, I'm hopeful that
- 27:51Speaker 1: this will be kind of a fun family adventure film,
- 27:55Speaker 1: almost like with little hints of Terry Gilliam's dial fantasy,
- 28:01Speaker 1: like the kind of stuff you would see and say
- 28:03Speaker 1: Baron Munchausen. Yeah, yeah, like Baron Munchausen meets bed knobs
- 28:07Speaker 1: and broomsticks. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. Yeah,
- 28:11Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. I know, I said, like
- 28:12Speaker 1: Super Mario, I probably wouldn't go to the theater unless
- 28:15Speaker 1: I had kids. Slumberland I will watch, but it's also
- 28:18Speaker 1: on Netflix, so it's a lot easier for me to
- 28:20Speaker 1: ingest Netflix. It was a little bit on a roll
- 28:24Speaker 1: with their child friendly trailers because they also released one
- 28:28Speaker 1: for Ony Thunder thunder God's Tail. Yeah. Yeah, this one
- 28:34Speaker 1: is a story that is clearly rooted in like Japanese
- 28:39Speaker 1: folklore and mythology. Uh, and it looks absolutely adorable. Like
- 28:45Speaker 1: you you see shots of the main character sitting in
- 28:48Speaker 1: a classroom with a bunch of other figures, some of
- 28:52Speaker 1: which seemed to be animal based. At least a couple
- 28:55Speaker 1: seem to be vegetable based, but they're all anthropomorphic, and
- 29:00Speaker 1: I don't know if any were mineral based. I don't know.
- 29:03Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Kurg's in there, Crog's in there, maybe he's
- 29:10Speaker 1: in there, but we don't know. But yeah, it's the
- 29:13Speaker 1: trailer looks really charming, and uh, there's a lot of humor,
- 29:20Speaker 1: like gentle humor, I would say, woven into it. Yeah,
- 29:24Speaker 1: it's it looks stop animation. I'm not sure if it
- 29:26Speaker 1: actually is, but it definitely looks it. Yeah. Yeah. Whether
- 29:29Speaker 1: it's computer generated to make it look that way or
- 29:32Speaker 1: it actually is stop motion animation, I'm not sure, but
- 29:35Speaker 1: it definitely has that look. Yeah, I'm actually I might
- 29:40Speaker 1: watch it. I honestly still don't know much about the story,
- 29:43Speaker 1: but um, I'm sure we'll get at least another trailer.
- 29:45Speaker 1: If it's not already out, it might already be out,
- 29:47Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, because it's been a long time
- 29:50Speaker 1: since we've tried to record this episode, so who knows it.
- 29:53Speaker 1: It might have been out, been reviewed, got awards. We
- 29:55Speaker 1: don't know. It's been too long. It's been too long.
- 29:58Speaker 1: We also got a trailer Reese Li for Velma, which
- 30:02Speaker 1: we knew was going to happen, and we knew that
- 30:04Speaker 1: they were going to we I think we talked about
- 30:05Speaker 1: it on a previous episode. Um, yeah, Velma being the
- 30:09Speaker 1: character from Scooby Doo. Yes, uh, and that they were
- 30:13Speaker 1: going to basically do like adjusted Scooby Gang maybe before
- 30:19Speaker 1: they were the Scooby Gang. It's got Fred and Velma
- 30:23Speaker 1: and Daphne and then Norville, which apparently is Shaggy's real name. Uh.
- 30:29Speaker 1: And they they are the The trailer is overtly aware
- 30:35Speaker 1: about the changes they're making, and the entire trailer is
- 30:39Speaker 1: making fun of people who don't like changes in their
- 30:41Speaker 1: original source material in a very very aware way. Yeah,
- 30:46Speaker 1: which I can like. Yeah, because this this Velma is brown.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Yeah she sounds that's like the big joke. Yeah. And
- 30:54Speaker 1: then Norville is black. Um. And there's no Scooby in
- 30:58Speaker 1: this series, uh, which is like all of my friend's
- 31:01Speaker 1: biggest complaint is there's no Scooby. But it's not it's
- 31:03Speaker 1: called Scooby Doo, it's called Velma, so I'll allow it. Honestly.
- 31:08Speaker 1: So it very much riffs on Scream, the original Scream,
- 31:13Speaker 1: like the opening number, which was also very aware. Right, Um,
- 31:18Speaker 1: But I don't know if this new trailer, in trying
- 31:19Speaker 1: to do the same thing, is so overtly aware that
- 31:22Speaker 1: it's annoying or whether it's going to be a lot
- 31:24Speaker 1: of fun. I don't know. I mean, I'm getting those
- 31:27Speaker 1: Harley Quinn vibes, and I enjoy Harley Quinn, so yeah, yeah,
- 31:33Speaker 1: I also enjoy Harley Quinn. Um, I'll give it a shot.
- 31:35Speaker 1: It's on HBO Max and I have HBO Max, so yeah,
- 31:39Speaker 1: if you want to watch it, keep an eye out. Uh.
- 31:41Speaker 1: Going back to Netflix again, well like a boomerang. Uh.
- 31:45Speaker 1: We also got a trailer for a new series called Blockbuster. Yeah.
- 31:51Speaker 1: It's a sitcom and it's uh hilarious because it's it's
- 31:57Speaker 1: focusing on the final remaining block Buster video in the
- 32:02Speaker 1: United States. Randall Park plays a character who's the manager
- 32:08Speaker 1: of this blockbuster Melissa Fumero, isn't it She was in
- 32:12Speaker 1: Brooklyn nine nine. Um, and you know it's kind of
- 32:17Speaker 1: about this this character the Park plays who has a
- 32:21Speaker 1: genuine fondness for his workplace. It seems like he takes
- 32:25Speaker 1: pride in working at a Blockbuster, which is something that
- 32:28Speaker 1: all of his employees think is absolutely insane. Um. And yeah,
- 32:35Speaker 1: I thought it was funny to see this. First of all,
- 32:38Speaker 1: I thought the trailer looked really charming. It has kind
- 32:40Speaker 1: of that same sort of goofy humor that Brooklyn nine
- 32:44Speaker 1: nine has, which is written by the people who did
- 32:46Speaker 1: Brooklyn nine nine in Superstore. Yeah, so so you're getting
- 32:51Speaker 1: what you would expect. But I think it's funny because obviously,
- 32:55Speaker 1: like in the narrative of Blockbuster Video, Netflix is often
- 33:00Speaker 1: pointed at as being the company that killed Blockbuster. Now,
- 33:03Speaker 1: first of all, that's not really true Blockbuster killed Blockbuster.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Blockbuster made some really dumb choices, for example, that chose
- 33:10Speaker 1: not to buy Netflix when they had the chance. But
- 33:14Speaker 1: but I think it's funny because in the context of
- 33:16Speaker 1: the sitcom, it's possible that Netflix will be pointed at
- 33:19Speaker 1: as the bad guy and it's on Netflix. Yeah. Yeah,
- 33:25Speaker 1: I was watching the trailer. I had some friends over
- 33:27Speaker 1: the house when I was and there's a moment where
- 33:30Speaker 1: one of the Blockbuster employees says I've always thought of
- 33:33Speaker 1: myself as a forty something at heart. She's obviously much
- 33:35Speaker 1: younger than and my friend who just overheard it was
- 33:39Speaker 1: very very confused. I said, I think she's just discussing
- 33:43Speaker 1: why she likes Blockbuster, even though she is technically too
- 33:46Speaker 1: young to like Blockbuster, and it also injured me to
- 33:49Speaker 1: my core. Yeah, I, um, I'll probably check this out
- 33:55Speaker 1: because I like I like the actors involved. The trailer
- 33:59Speaker 1: I thought had some funny little bits in it. I
- 34:02Speaker 1: think a lot of people are going to look at
- 34:04Speaker 1: this and maybe say like, oh, this isn't edgy or
- 34:06Speaker 1: anything like that, and I totally get it. Those are
- 34:08Speaker 1: legit criticisms. If you want your edgy comedy, this does
- 34:12Speaker 1: not look like it's going to scratch that itch. But
- 34:15Speaker 1: I'm my psyche is at a point where I kind
- 34:17Speaker 1: of need a soft, fluffy comedy. I agree. I agree,
- 34:21Speaker 1: there's enough edgy out there. I like stuff that just
- 34:24Speaker 1: genuinely feel good, and um, I'm very much looking forward
- 34:27Speaker 1: to it. Uh. Something else that Ariel is looking forward
- 34:30Speaker 1: to I know because I tried to strike it off
- 34:32Speaker 1: of our of our our show notes and she demanded
- 34:36Speaker 1: I keep it on. Is that the folks behind the
- 34:40Speaker 1: Lyle Lile Crocodile film are now apparently working on a
- 34:45Speaker 1: movie musical adaptation of the classic computer game Oregon Trail. Yes, so,
- 34:53Speaker 1: if you aren't wear Lelele Crocodile is a family movie
- 34:57Speaker 1: about a crocodile name Lyle. It's musical. It filmed in Atlanta.
- 35:01Speaker 1: It just recently came out. Um. The team that is
- 35:04Speaker 1: working on it says that they like Organ Trail because
- 35:08Speaker 1: it's serious, Like it's serious subject matter, like the traveling
- 35:11Speaker 1: the Organ Trail was very dangerous, but they also think
- 35:14Speaker 1: it's funny because of all the ways you could die
- 35:16Speaker 1: in the video game. Yeah yeah, yeah, it was almost
- 35:20Speaker 1: you were almost guaranteed to die before you got there,
- 35:23Speaker 1: which was reflective of the actual experience, like a large
- 35:27Speaker 1: percentage of people who set out along the Oregon Trail
- 35:31Speaker 1: did not make it. Uh. And so one of the
- 35:35Speaker 1: if you've never played this computer game, especially like the
- 35:37Speaker 1: classic Apple to E version from back in the day, uh,
- 35:42Speaker 1: doing something as simple as trying to cross a river
- 35:45Speaker 1: could kill you. Like you could break your ankle, get
- 35:48Speaker 1: an infection and die. You could die of dysentery, you
- 35:51Speaker 1: could uh, you could die from starvation. There were lots
- 35:56Speaker 1: of ways to die, and it was all is mostly
- 35:58Speaker 1: about resource management and making good choices whenever you were
- 36:03Speaker 1: presented a choice. But the problem was you weren't always
- 36:05Speaker 1: sure which choice was the good one. I mean, sometimes
- 36:08Speaker 1: there aren't good choices, and that was reflective in the
- 36:11Speaker 1: game too. I actually have like an emulator for the
- 36:14Speaker 1: original game which you can get it could get it
- 36:16Speaker 1: target a couple of years ago. And I also have
- 36:18Speaker 1: the card game where you build the trail and if
- 36:22Speaker 1: you die, everybody gets to write your epitaph for you. Um.
- 36:25Speaker 1: It's really it's really funny. Um. It is interesting because
- 36:29Speaker 1: I have seen so there's this internet group called Mega
- 36:32Speaker 1: six C four Um ye yep, I'm familiar with them.
- 36:36Speaker 1: So if you watch like their series, it is definitely
- 36:39Speaker 1: not for everyone. It's very low budget and you can
- 36:41Speaker 1: have some pretty blue humor in it. But they did
- 36:44Speaker 1: a bunch of shorts where they would just kind of
- 36:46Speaker 1: go out and punk people in public, like acting out
- 36:49Speaker 1: video games. And one of the video games they acted
- 36:51Speaker 1: out was Oregan Trail and it's so funny because they
- 36:53Speaker 1: would just fall down dead in the middle of public
- 36:57Speaker 1: and like have these different different things like died of
- 37:00Speaker 1: snake Bite, died of boredom, died of and they like
- 37:03Speaker 1: Acted Out. It's very funny. Um, So if they do
- 37:06Speaker 1: something similar in this movie and they make it a musical,
- 37:09Speaker 1: it'll kind of be like a mix between Mega sixty
- 37:11Speaker 1: four and Cannibal the Musical. Wow, you just named two
- 37:17Speaker 1: different comedy groups, both known for their very crude humor.
- 37:21Speaker 1: But this won't be crude. It'll be family friendly. So
- 37:23Speaker 1: everything I want in a rocket can I think. I think,
- 37:26Speaker 1: what's you know? Like, my first reaction to hearing turning
- 37:29Speaker 1: Oregon Trail into a movie musical is to be incredibly skeptical.
- 37:34Speaker 1: But then I think, dude, one of your favorite comedies
- 37:37Speaker 1: is Clue, and that's based off a board game. So
- 37:40Speaker 1: it's brilliant. It is. It's one of the best. It's
- 37:42Speaker 1: one of the best, like forest comedies that I've ever seen. Yeah,
- 37:46Speaker 1: I mean, but legitimately, if they can take the humor
- 37:51Speaker 1: that I've seen of people re enacting the Oregan Trail
- 37:55Speaker 1: video game, makes it with music that is catchy and
- 37:59Speaker 1: make it not super crude, that's I'm all for it. Cool. Well,
- 38:06Speaker 1: something that not everyone's going to be all for because
- 38:09Speaker 1: there's some pretty tough age restrictions is being the next
- 38:12Speaker 1: James Bond. So if you want to be James Bond
- 38:17Speaker 1: and you don't happen to be British or thirty something,
- 38:21Speaker 1: I have bad news for you because, according to one
- 38:24Speaker 1: of the producers, the next James Bond is going to
- 38:27Speaker 1: be a thirty something James Bond. That also means that
- 38:31Speaker 1: certain favorites, like fan favorite UM Suggestions, are right out
- 38:36Speaker 1: because they're either too young or too old like Idris Elba, Sorry,
- 38:40Speaker 1: you're not in that thirty something category, or or the
- 38:44Speaker 1: same goes with UM. How say Daniel Radcliffe, but that's
- 38:48Speaker 1: not right the guy who plays Peter Parker spider Man,
- 38:52Speaker 1: Tom Holland. Tom Holland, Yeah, because he's too young. Yeah.
- 38:56Speaker 1: I mean they have reasoning behind it. They want this
- 38:59Speaker 1: James Bond to be in it for the long run,
- 39:01Speaker 1: you know. They want to get I think at least
- 39:03Speaker 1: ten movies out of the actor, which I don't know
- 39:06Speaker 1: if the contract will require that or if that's just
- 39:09Speaker 1: a a stretch goal. I'm torn up that being thirty
- 39:14Speaker 1: something means Harry Styles can't do it. I mean I'm
- 39:18Speaker 1: more for it than Harry Styles but oh no, I'm like,
- 39:21Speaker 1: if I can see him spit on more celebrities at
- 39:24Speaker 1: public places, I'm all for it. Really, I can't tell
- 39:28Speaker 1: if you're joking or not over the of course I'm joking. Yeah,
- 39:34Speaker 1: I got I got upset when Harry Styles showed up
- 39:36Speaker 1: in the m c U. Yeah. Yeah, I have largely
- 39:40Speaker 1: not seen that. I've only seen like tertiary bits of
- 39:43Speaker 1: that drama. But yeah, you shouldn't spit on fellow actors.
- 39:46Speaker 1: You just shouldn't do it. You shouldn't spit on people.
- 39:48Speaker 1: That's not nice, don't. Yeah, but we're not talking about
- 39:51Speaker 1: spitting on people. We're talking about spitting on actors. Jonathan,
- 39:54Speaker 1: I will reach through this microphone and to to to
- 39:59Speaker 1: quote zero must tell actors aren't people? Have you ever
- 40:01Speaker 1: Readen with one? Um? You know, I wonder what is
- 40:06Speaker 1: Richard ao Aoti? Is he in his thirties. There's no
- 40:11Speaker 1: way you're gonna get him as James Bond? Are you
- 40:13Speaker 1: thinking of him as que brilliant? You could just do
- 40:17Speaker 1: both parts like they did in Parent Trapped. Um, I'm
- 40:21Speaker 1: pretty sure that that's more of a Johnny English. That's
- 40:25Speaker 1: like a Rowan Atkinson kind of thing. Um, now, I
- 40:29Speaker 1: think that's right out. I Uh, I don't really have
- 40:33Speaker 1: a I don't really have a dog in this fight,
- 40:34Speaker 1: so to speak, because I'm only I've only I've only
- 40:38Speaker 1: seen like maybe four or five James Bond films. They're
- 40:42Speaker 1: just not for me. That's I. I can appreciate the
- 40:46Speaker 1: filmmaking that goes into them and the coordination that's required
- 40:49Speaker 1: to create the stunts and all that kind of stuff.
- 40:53Speaker 1: I just find it really hard to care about a
- 40:56Speaker 1: spy who was so bad at his job that he
- 40:58Speaker 1: introduces himself everywhere you go. I mean, I get that.
- 41:01Speaker 1: The old ones, like there's some nostalgia there. They also
- 41:05Speaker 1: really do not hold up. Um no, they don't know
- 41:08Speaker 1: as well, particularly if you're viewing them through the lens
- 41:11Speaker 1: of someone who you know, values women as human beings.
- 41:15Speaker 1: The old ones do not hold up. And a diversity
- 41:17Speaker 1: of people as well, honestly, Um yeah, right, Bonds fault.
- 41:24Speaker 1: That was the movie maker's fault. Well, yeah, because a
- 41:28Speaker 1: lot of the bad guys ended up being you had shot.
- 41:33Speaker 1: They could be an old white dude, or it could
- 41:36Speaker 1: be a person of color that was kind of could
- 41:38Speaker 1: be an old white dude playing a person of color.
- 41:41Speaker 1: That's also true also, Okay, um, but I mean I
- 41:45Speaker 1: really liked Casino Royale Um, which is one of the
- 41:49Speaker 1: newer ones, and then beyond that, I kind of I
- 41:52Speaker 1: fell off. If they can do something with the franchise
- 41:55Speaker 1: and make it fresh and new and fun, I'll watch more.
- 41:58Speaker 1: I I like spy thrillers, so uh, you know, I
- 42:04Speaker 1: really don't like spy thrillers. But that being said, like
- 42:08Speaker 1: I have watched say, the Mission Impossible series, and I
- 42:11Speaker 1: can really appreciate what those movies are doing, and I
- 42:13Speaker 1: actually find them entertaining when I'm watching. I just have
- 42:15Speaker 1: no desire to ever go back and watch them again.
- 42:18Speaker 1: So that's just I think it's just not my thing.
- 42:21Speaker 1: So again, it's not it's not a commentary on the
- 42:23Speaker 1: quality of the movies so much as me recognizing that
- 42:27Speaker 1: this is not hitting enough switches in my brain for
- 42:30Speaker 1: it to really qualify as like I gotta see this,
- 42:33Speaker 1: so um, you know, hopefully whomever they get ends up
- 42:38Speaker 1: being a spectacular choice for the role. I've heard a
- 42:42Speaker 1: lot of interesting again, a lot of interesting uh proposals
- 42:47Speaker 1: from fans, including people of color and and women. Uh.
- 42:52Speaker 1: As a potential James Bond and I don't know if
- 42:54Speaker 1: they're ever going to go that route, like if they're
- 42:57Speaker 1: ever going to take a step as far as a
- 43:00Speaker 1: doctor who did. But you know, we thought they were
- 43:03Speaker 1: in the last James Bond movie, but then she just
- 43:05Speaker 1: ended up being uh a bonus character essentially. Um, yeah, yeah,
- 43:12Speaker 1: to just hit that unlock Cooke. Yeah, but I think
- 43:14Speaker 1: I read somewhere, maybe it was just in a rumor blog,
- 43:19Speaker 1: that they were not going to make the next James
- 43:21Speaker 1: Bond a woman. Um, it would not shock me. I
- 43:25Speaker 1: would be in fact, I would be shocked if they did.
- 43:28Speaker 1: I feel like that they're going to feel like that's
- 43:30Speaker 1: just a step too far that, you know, especially the
- 43:33Speaker 1: way that James Bond is typically portrayed as sort of
- 43:37Speaker 1: this unfeeling, womanizing kind of of character who ah, doesn't
- 43:45Speaker 1: let himself get emotionally close to anyone because whenever he
- 43:48Speaker 1: does do that, they ultimately die in the next movie.
- 43:51Speaker 1: So yeah, speaking of stereotypical, Stephen King's come out with
- 43:57Speaker 1: another story about a kid who goes to a fantastic land.
- 44:01Speaker 1: Yeah it must be Tuesday. Oh yeah, it's um it's
- 44:05Speaker 1: called fairy Tale. And also you'll you'll never believe this
- 44:10Speaker 1: because this is really unusual for Stephen King too. It's
- 44:13Speaker 1: already been optioned and uh put into production to make
- 44:18Speaker 1: a film adaptation of this book. I mean, I do
- 44:20Speaker 1: actually find it a little interesting because in my brain
- 44:24Speaker 1: as someone who is coming to Stephen King newly, right, like,
- 44:29Speaker 1: Stephen King has been out since I was a child,
- 44:31Speaker 1: and I didn't read a lot of his stuff, and
- 44:32Speaker 1: I didn't watch most of the stuff. I didn't watch
- 44:34Speaker 1: Stand by Me until the beginning of the pandemic. This
- 44:37Speaker 1: is a great movie. Like, in my mind, they don't
- 44:39Speaker 1: make movies of his books until they are already a
- 44:42Speaker 1: giant hit. And I just heard about fairy Tale, so
- 44:44Speaker 1: in my brain it's not a giant hit yet. So
- 44:47Speaker 1: for it to already be optioned for a movie is
- 44:48Speaker 1: a little bit weird to me, even though I realized
- 44:51Speaker 1: that it's not weird to the rest of the world. Yeah, well,
- 44:55Speaker 1: and this is this is not your typical Stephen King
- 44:58Speaker 1: story either, right, This is not mm primarily a horror
- 45:02Speaker 1: story the way most of the stuff we think of
- 45:05Speaker 1: that Stephen King's written as being horror, right, like Stephen
- 45:09Speaker 1: King's written in other genres before too. It's not like
- 45:12Speaker 1: he's only written horror, but that's why he's primarily known
- 45:15Speaker 1: for um and this is not one of those. This
- 45:19Speaker 1: is more of a you know, potentially somewhat dark fantasy,
- 45:23Speaker 1: but a fantasy story. So that will make it interesting
- 45:28Speaker 1: as well, because I feel adaptations of Stephen King's work
- 45:32Speaker 1: in general is real hit or miss. Like the hits
- 45:35Speaker 1: are great hits, but man, they're the misses are no delay.
- 45:40Speaker 1: Uh well, I have issues with the Dark Towers. I
- 45:44Speaker 1: love the first four books in the Dark Tower series,
- 45:47Speaker 1: and then I pretended to and then Stephen King got
- 45:49Speaker 1: hit by a van, and then he wrote himself in Look,
- 45:51Speaker 1: I understand I haven't read them, but I've heard enough
- 45:54Speaker 1: people go off about the end of the series to understand. Yeah,
- 45:58Speaker 1: I I probably wouldn't have worded it that way, but
- 46:02Speaker 1: it probably would have thought of it that way. Stephen
- 46:06Speaker 1: King got into a like he was walking through some
- 46:08Speaker 1: trails and he got hit by a van and got
- 46:10Speaker 1: very seriously injured. And that's absolutely horrible, and thankfully I
- 46:14Speaker 1: think he's largely recovered now. It was a while ago,
- 46:17Speaker 1: but he did after years and years ago. He did
- 46:20Speaker 1: after the fact right himself. Stephen King as a character
- 46:23Speaker 1: into the Dark Tower series, which yeah, like it gets
- 46:28Speaker 1: about as Mary Sue as you can get right to
- 46:30Speaker 1: write yourself into your own fiction. And I mean he
- 46:34Speaker 1: was already incorporating characters and and landscapes from his other
- 46:39Speaker 1: works into the Dark Tower series. It was kind of
- 46:42Speaker 1: this thought of a nexus. We're getting off of track here,
- 46:45Speaker 1: but yeah, you watch It's all about that nexus. Yeah.
- 46:50Speaker 1: So the books, the books went off the rails, but
- 46:52Speaker 1: the movie was, even for a movie, was a terrible adaptation,
- 46:56Speaker 1: which is unfortunate because, like I said, the beginning of
- 46:59Speaker 1: that series I really liked. Um. But there are other
- 47:03Speaker 1: adaptations like stand by Me, the Green Mile Shawshank Redemption
- 47:08Speaker 1: chapter one, it chapter one, not so much it chapter two. Yeah,
- 47:14Speaker 1: that's a good one. UM, the Tim Curry It's series,
- 47:17Speaker 1: which is not great but is really entertaining. I would say,
- 47:23Speaker 1: like like like the original fire Starter of the original
- 47:26Speaker 1: Carry to some degree, the original Christine. These are all
- 47:29Speaker 1: kind of fun adaptations. It was a great movie, but
- 47:32Speaker 1: it wasn't It wasn't fun, No, but it was a
- 47:36Speaker 1: great adaptation. UM The Shining. If you're if you're not
- 47:40Speaker 1: a it's Stephen King purist and you you have talked
- 47:43Speaker 1: about Stanley Kubrick's The Shining was a great movie. Stephen
- 47:46Speaker 1: King didn't like it because it was not a faithful
- 47:48Speaker 1: adaptation of his book. Yeah, well, and like I even
- 47:51Speaker 1: liked the first season of Castle Rock. The second season
- 47:54Speaker 1: really went into the misery storyline, which again less for me.
- 47:58Speaker 1: But the first season was very like spooky, supernatural suspense ish,
- 48:06Speaker 1: very well done. Um the first season. So we'll we'll
- 48:09Speaker 1: look to see health fairy Tale measures up in the
- 48:12Speaker 1: great pantheon of Stephen King adaptations, and whether or not
- 48:15Speaker 1: it's going to be a Dream Catcher, which is about
- 48:20Speaker 1: as bad as you can get, or if it's gonna
- 48:23Speaker 1: be I don't know what would you consider to be
- 48:25Speaker 1: the best of the Steve stand by Me, okay, stand
- 48:29Speaker 1: by Me, which was called The Body when he wrote
- 48:33Speaker 1: the novel. And we are also getting another we talked,
- 48:36Speaker 1: we talked about it in previous episode. I think if
- 48:37Speaker 1: we didn't cut it, We're getting another Stephen King adaptation,
- 48:41Speaker 1: but as a TV show by the Russo Brothers of Talisman,
- 48:44Speaker 1: which he co wrote with another author, which is about
- 48:48Speaker 1: a kid with a bad family life who goes on fantastical,
- 48:52Speaker 1: scary adventures. So if you don't like one, maybe you'll
- 48:54Speaker 1: like the other. That's true. Yeah, you'll have options. Uh.
- 48:59Speaker 1: One of the next thing we want to talk about.
- 49:01Speaker 1: So we mentioned the teaser trailer for Bones and All
- 49:06Speaker 1: in a previous episode, but we got a longer trailer
- 49:10Speaker 1: and this is the Cannibal Love Story Road Movie with
- 49:17Speaker 1: Timothy Champagne Shallow Shamal Shamal a yeah him. So it's
- 49:27Speaker 1: interesting because yeah, I watched the beginning of this trailer
- 49:29Speaker 1: and I was like, Jonathan, why are you making me watch? This?
- 49:31Speaker 1: Is so scary? I like, it's cannibals. I don't like
- 49:35Speaker 1: cannibal stories. Um. And then I was like, is it zombies?
- 49:41Speaker 1: Is it candle? I don't know because it's but it
- 49:44Speaker 1: looks more interesting than it ought to be. Uh, it's
- 49:49Speaker 1: it's it's interesting because the teaser gave it more of
- 49:53Speaker 1: like a teenage angsty romance movie with really downplayed the
- 49:59Speaker 1: kid nable part, whereas the trailer really focuses on the
- 50:04Speaker 1: cannibal part. And it makes me sad because I think
- 50:08Speaker 1: they should have stuck with their original title, which was
- 50:10Speaker 1: What's Eating You? Was that really the original title? Of
- 50:14Speaker 1: course not. You can't believe anything I say are I
- 50:17Speaker 1: believe a lot of what you say. You're not a
- 50:19Speaker 1: big old liar liar pants on fire. Well, I usually
- 50:24Speaker 1: don't admit it, but you called me out on microphone,
- 50:26Speaker 1: so um no. But yeah, this trailer, I can't figure
- 50:31Speaker 1: out if I'm interested in this movie or not. I
- 50:33Speaker 1: feel like it's geared towards a different age group than
- 50:36Speaker 1: on what I'm currently in. Um Like, I'm not young
- 50:39Speaker 1: enough to really resonate with it, but it is an
- 50:42Speaker 1: interesting premise it is. I would be more interested if
- 50:46Speaker 1: if I would be more interested in it if it
- 50:49Speaker 1: were a zombie story as opposed to a cannibal story,
- 50:52Speaker 1: because I feel like there's someone call me on this
- 50:57Speaker 1: if I'm wrong. But I feel like one is a
- 50:59Speaker 1: choice in another is largely something that happens to you. Well,
- 51:02Speaker 1: I think in the movie, based upon the trailer, it
- 51:05Speaker 1: seems like the people who are cannibals really don't have
- 51:08Speaker 1: any Like it's not like they've made and they haven't
- 51:11Speaker 1: made a choice. It's just it's literally how they are,
- 51:14Speaker 1: Like they can smell other cannibals, which is what maybe
- 51:17Speaker 1: what if it was like a supernatural zombiesque type of thing.
- 51:21Speaker 1: I think they're just kind of avoiding explaining the mechanics
- 51:25Speaker 1: behind it. They just exist, kind of like how in
- 51:29Speaker 1: Highlander you've got the quickening. It's just a thing that happens,
- 51:34Speaker 1: it doesn't You don't really have an explanation for it
- 51:37Speaker 1: until you get to later movies. That totally ruined the franchise.
- 51:40Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. Like I feel like if
- 51:43Speaker 1: you want a movie or a book, because the movie
- 51:47Speaker 1: I'm about to reference is based off a book. In
- 51:49Speaker 1: the book is fantastic. If you want a book where
- 51:55Speaker 1: it's set in a world where there's this sort of
- 51:58Speaker 1: cannibal zombie issue there and it makes you think differently
- 52:04Speaker 1: about the whole thing, I recommend The Girl with All
- 52:07Speaker 1: the Gifts. Uh, phenomenal book. I actually haven't seen the
- 52:12Speaker 1: film adaptation, but the book is great and so very
- 52:14Speaker 1: quickly I've heard good things about that, so that's yeah,
- 52:18Speaker 1: definitely have to look at that one. I don't know
- 52:22Speaker 1: if I'm gonna watch Bones at all, it might be
- 52:23Speaker 1: too scary. Something that I know Ariel is not going
- 52:26Speaker 1: to look at is Cabinet of Curiosities, the Guillermo del
- 52:31Speaker 1: Toro series, where you have different people coming together to
- 52:35Speaker 1: tell spooky stories, some of which look like they're going
- 52:38Speaker 1: to be quite graphic in nature as far as gore
- 52:41Speaker 1: and violence. Yeah, so that's the thing. I I like
- 52:44Speaker 1: Twilight Zone. I even like some Guiermo del Toro, Like
- 52:48Speaker 1: I love Pam's Labyrinth, right, I liked Shape of Water
- 52:51Speaker 1: was also him, So like, there's certainly some he's good
- 52:54Speaker 1: at storytelling and he's good. It's scary in a way
- 52:57Speaker 1: that I think is thought provoking. But um, yeah, it
- 53:01Speaker 1: looks like it might be a little much for me.
- 53:02Speaker 1: I like like the casting. It's another all star cast.
- 53:05Speaker 1: There's definitely like some people are like, oh, they got
- 53:06Speaker 1: that person for this show. And it looks like some
- 53:10Speaker 1: interesting stories, but it does like a little too close
- 53:12Speaker 1: to like scary stories you tell in the dark. Um
- 53:16Speaker 1: it's it's there's at least one that's a direct adaptation
- 53:20Speaker 1: of an HP Lovecraft short story called Pickman's Model. Uh
- 53:24Speaker 1: so that that one is like they and people have
- 53:27Speaker 1: been talking about del Toro being involved with a love
- 53:32Speaker 1: crafty and stuff for ages because del Toro is is
- 53:37Speaker 1: a huge Lovecraft fanboy. When it comes to those kinds
- 53:40Speaker 1: of monsters, he really loves those. But you can tell
- 53:43Speaker 1: if you watch any of his stuff. You can see
- 53:46Speaker 1: Lovecraft's influence. So I think it looks like it's incredibly
- 53:52Speaker 1: well produced. U and I am eager to see it,
- 53:56Speaker 1: and uh write up a synopsis for areas and it's
- 54:00Speaker 1: an anthology. What you can do is you can tell
- 54:02Speaker 1: me the episodes that are less gory and those are
- 54:04Speaker 1: the ones that will watch or less um viscerally upsetting. Um. Yeah,
- 54:10Speaker 1: I will do my best, because yeah, I think I
- 54:13Speaker 1: got a good handle on where your threshold is. But
- 54:16Speaker 1: I'll try and I'll try not to be I'll try
- 54:19Speaker 1: not to air too far in either direction. I do
- 54:21Speaker 1: appreciate things like Cabinet of Curiosities and what we've heard.
- 54:24Speaker 1: House of Usher will be as well, where you can
- 54:27Speaker 1: take some scary stuff. And because it's anthology, I can
- 54:30Speaker 1: still dabble in it. You know. I can pick stuff
- 54:33Speaker 1: that maybe I think will be for me without watching
- 54:35Speaker 1: the entire series and feel like I'm missing out. So
- 54:38Speaker 1: hopefully something else that I I mean, I don't know
- 54:42Speaker 1: if I'll watch this, um, because I don't know if
- 54:45Speaker 1: I will think it's worth watching. But is the Five
- 54:50Speaker 1: Nights at Freddie's film adaptation, which is thought to probably
- 54:55Speaker 1: come out sometime next year. We now know that that
- 54:59Speaker 1: Emma Hammy is directing this UM. She's directed some episodes
- 55:07Speaker 1: of Into the Dark UM and a couple of other
- 55:11Speaker 1: things as well. She's also been a producer on various series.
- 55:15Speaker 1: But yeah, it's interesting for her to take on this part,
- 55:19Speaker 1: which is a you know, if you're not familiar with
- 55:22Speaker 1: Five Nights at Freddie's, it's a it's a computer game series,
- 55:25Speaker 1: very kind of low fi computer game series, where you
- 55:30Speaker 1: take on the part of typically you're an employee of
- 55:34Speaker 1: this show biz pizza slash Chuck e Cheese kind of place,
- 55:39Speaker 1: and it's your job to make sure that the the
- 55:43Speaker 1: animatronic figures don't run around in rampage because it turns
- 55:47Speaker 1: out they like to eat people. Uh, so you use
- 55:50Speaker 1: these various game mechanic things to keep an eye on
- 55:53Speaker 1: what's going on and prevent them from getting you. Essentially
- 55:56Speaker 1: is what it turns into. And uh, you might say, ha,
- 56:00Speaker 1: that sounds like that Nicolas Cage movie that came out
- 56:02Speaker 1: not too long ago. Yeah, where he didn't talk at all. Uh,
- 56:06Speaker 1: And you'd be right. That was very much obviously inspired
- 56:10Speaker 1: by the Five Nights at Freddie's games. It was not
- 56:14Speaker 1: officially a Five Nights at Freddie's adaptation, but there's no
- 56:18Speaker 1: way it wasn't influenced by that also terrible movie, don't
- 56:22Speaker 1: watch it. I was about to ask if you watched it,
- 56:24Speaker 1: but I I remember you talked about, like, if you
- 56:26Speaker 1: want to watch a Nick Cage movie, watch Mandy, which
- 56:29Speaker 1: is very scary and gory from what I understand. Oh yeah, no, Mandy.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Mandy is like ridiculously violent. It's got a lot of
- 56:36Speaker 1: uh like hallucinogenic kind of imagery in it, because there's
- 56:41Speaker 1: there's a whole storyline about hallucinating um. But it's Mandy
- 56:47Speaker 1: is like a work of art, and the Wonderland film
- 56:50Speaker 1: or whatever it was was absolute garbage. Now I'm I'm
- 56:54Speaker 1: surprised that you aren't interested in this Five Night at
- 56:57Speaker 1: Freddie's adaptation because Jim Henson's creature shop is working on it.
- 57:00Speaker 1: That okay, Yeah, that part does have me interested in
- 57:03Speaker 1: the creature work, right, Like I want to see what
- 57:06Speaker 1: they create because I know it'll be spectacular. But that
- 57:10Speaker 1: doesn't mean the like again, I shouldn't be so dismissive.
- 57:15Speaker 1: Clue Again was a movie based off a board game
- 57:18Speaker 1: that has next to no story whatsoever. I should not
- 57:21Speaker 1: be so dismissive about an adaptation of a computer game series.
- 57:25Speaker 1: It's just that, like, while I know there's some lore
- 57:29Speaker 1: at the Five Nights of Fredday's franchise, the actual games
- 57:33Speaker 1: have very there's not much of a story to them
- 57:35Speaker 1: at all. And maybe that's what's got me. I feel
- 57:38Speaker 1: like the latest video because again or the latest game
- 57:41Speaker 1: which came out the last couple of years, it was
- 57:44Speaker 1: again huge on TikTok when it came out, has a
- 57:46Speaker 1: little bit more of a storyline, But I've never played
- 57:49Speaker 1: them because it's all it's all about the jump shop scare,
- 57:52Speaker 1: and that's not for me a video. Yeah, yeah, really,
- 57:56Speaker 1: that's what it's all about, is like you're focusing really
- 57:59Speaker 1: care fully on the game and then you get a
- 58:01Speaker 1: jump scare, which just makes it more effective because you
- 58:04Speaker 1: were you were focusing so hard when the thing jumps
- 58:08Speaker 1: out at you that it scares the heck out of you.
- 58:10Speaker 1: If I'm going to play a game with jump scares,
- 58:12Speaker 1: I'm just going to go back to the old classic
- 58:13Speaker 1: Eternal Darkness. That's a good game. Um Is that the
- 58:17Speaker 1: one that messes with you by telling you that things
- 58:19Speaker 1: like your volume on your TV is like you'll have
- 58:22Speaker 1: a bug crawling across your screen, but it looks like
- 58:23Speaker 1: a real bug crawling across your screen, or like it'll
- 58:26Speaker 1: be like reboot and it hasn't actually rebooty, but it
- 58:29Speaker 1: looks like it rebooted your entire system, right right. That
- 58:33Speaker 1: was for the one of the Nintendo systems. That was
- 58:35Speaker 1: a brilliant game. Yeah, because it messed with you. It
- 58:37Speaker 1: messed with your character in games, so there are definitely
- 58:40Speaker 1: things you had to deal with in game, and then
- 58:42Speaker 1: it messed with you as a player out of game.
- 58:44Speaker 1: At Halloween time, back before all of my friends had kids,
- 58:48Speaker 1: we used to all gather at somebody's house, drink pink drinks,
- 58:52Speaker 1: eat pizza, and watch somebody play through Eternal Darkness. Oh gosh,
- 58:59Speaker 1: man Young an insight into the party girl history of
- 59:03Speaker 1: one Aerial Casting. There is one. We couldn't find it,
- 59:06Speaker 1: so we like searched through every single game stop to
- 59:09Speaker 1: find a used version of it so that we could
- 59:11Speaker 1: play it last minute. I can't tell you how many
- 59:15Speaker 1: times the cops were called out on Aerial for having
- 59:18Speaker 1: a party that was so out of control that that
- 59:23Speaker 1: is me Aerial extrovert. Party Girl casting Yeah, let's get
- 59:30Speaker 1: some pink drinks, pizza and play some outdated Nintendo titles.
- 59:35Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if it was Nintendo. It
- 59:36Speaker 1: might have been, it doesn't matter. I think it had
- 59:39Speaker 1: to be I think Eternal. I think it only came
- 59:41Speaker 1: out for the like GameCube or something, but I might
- 59:44Speaker 1: be it might be GameCube, right, that might be my confusion. Um, Okay,
- 59:47Speaker 1: we have one last trial and we want to talk
- 59:49Speaker 1: about because this episode is going a little bit long,
- 59:51Speaker 1: not too long, but a little bit long. Uh. And
- 59:53Speaker 1: that is there's a Christmas shoot him up movie coming
- 59:58Speaker 1: out called Violent Night. I find. We're gonna go into
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: what it is, but I just need to preface this
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: with I find it I'm using in my own psyche
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: because the trailer for this movie looks like so much fun,
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: while the last season's shoot him up Santa movie Fat
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Man absolutely did not appeal to me at all. Yeah,
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: this one was giving me flashbacks to the fake uh
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: movie within a movie and scrooged. I think it was
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: the Night the Reindeer Died or something like that. I
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: think that's what they called it. But yeah, it's it's
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: applying a lot of like action movie type stuff to
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: this to this holiday thing with David Harbor, friend of
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: the show, David Harbor playing Santa Claus. If you speak
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: it, it it will happen. I have met him twice, so
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it nice rocking David Harbor, friend of
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, it feels to me like die Hard,
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: which is a great Christmas movie. Shut up, Jonathan's listen.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: It's for the purpose of this, this explanation. I know
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: you don't think it's a You don't have to shut up.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: I know you don't think Diehards a Christmas movie. We've
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: thought about it before. Um, it's like die Hard meets
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: Home Alone meets Last Action Hero meets the Santa Claus,
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Yeah, like I think this movie, I think
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: what it is is in the trailer there's a young
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: girl who kind of is like Santa's sidekick by accident.
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: And because this young girl is rooting for Santa, even
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: though Santa is just blowing up bad guys, it cuts
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: some of the edge of just being a malicious shoot
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: him up movie. There's also I think there's also a
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: touch of bad Santa in there too, right, because you've
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: got David Harbor Santa Claus is clearly burned out on
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: being Santa, Like there's there's The opening of the trailer
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: has them sitting at a bar, drinking like whiskey and
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: talking about starting the whole Santa thing and and uh
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: because he's yeah, he's saying things that are true, but
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: other people are just taking as jokes, like being funny
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: jokes because he's dressed as Santa. Um and that it
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: feels very bad Santa. Not nearly as crude as Bad Santa,
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: but kind of kind of that same sort of of
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: of slant to it, I think. And uh, yeah, I
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: thought the trailer looked crazy. I love David Harbor's work.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: I think he's I think he's a incredibly entertaining actor,
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: so I am. I am down with this. And he's
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: got a lot of experience melding action, um, like high
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: energy action with comedy. If you look at hell Boy,
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: if you look at Stranger Things. So yeah, I think
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: I think it's perfect casting. Um. He's also really good
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: with kids, so I think, like perfect person to play
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: a badass Santa. Um. Yeah, yeah, I can't wait to
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: see that one. That one is is way up on
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: my list of films like there are a couple of
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: movies that are coming out where I might venture out
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: to the theater like I've only done that once since
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: the Pandemic, and that was for a movie that really
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: I don't in retrospect, I don't think I needed to
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: go see in the theater um which was whatever that
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: one was with the house with the secret basement thing,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: and now I can't even remember what the title of
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: the movie is. That's how nable it was. Barbarian, that
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: was it. UM. I was very disappointed in Barbarian. Uh.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: I thought, I thought that performances were great, but otherwise
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: it was disappointed in that movie. The two that I'm
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: looking at being released within the next few months that
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: I really think I'll go and see Wakonda forever. I
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: can't imagine not going to see it because it just
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: looks like it's going to be a very powerful experience. UM.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: And then Violent Night being another one I think I'll
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: have to watch. I'll have to get a group of
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: friends to go to Violent Night. I have been to
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: the theater a few times, sometimes it's not of it.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: I saw Multiverse of Madness and thor Love and Thunder
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: at the theater Um and I also saw Bullet Train,
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: but all of those we waited until it had been
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: out a little bit, and then we picked a showing
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: in a theater at a time when there was nobody there, so,
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: you know, and we didn't talk about Bullet Train. But
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: that's a movie that's got a whole lot of controversy
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: around it because it's based off of Japanese storyline, and
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: there were a lot of accusations about the film whitewashing
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: or otherwise removing Japanese actors from consideration for that movie.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: I hadn't heard about that. That's really sad, because it
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: was a very entertaining movie. I was about to ask
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: if you what you thought, because like the I saw,
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: the reviews were pretty middling. But I have not seen
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: the movie before knowing this before knowing this drum but
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: this controversy, um, because I saw it not knowing UM.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: I thought it was a ton of fun. I thought
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun. They're definitely Lee was
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: a wide range of casting, and there there were a
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: couple of of Asian actors in it, but the majority
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: of the cast was an Asian unless like the majority
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: of the main characters weren't Asian. I would say they
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: kind of came from all over. Um in the story,
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: it made sense. So it wasn't like in Rema Williams
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: where they cast Joel Gray as an Asian man. Um.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but yeah, so they had a Russian but
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: had a Russian person. Bad Bunny played a Latino character,
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: Zazi played a German. Yeah. Yeah, there are a couple
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: of people who played Russian. There are a couple of
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: people who were British. Um, there are a couple of
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: people who are American. Um. I would not have known
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: if you hadn't told me, because I thought it was
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: a very fun movie. I didn't know anything about until
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: I literally came across a clip today. I think, actually,
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: maybe it was last night where I came across the
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: clip from the Movi V and didn't I was like,
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: I hadn't even heard of this, because of course I'm
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: completely out of the loop. I don't get commercials anymore,
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: so I don't see when things are coming out unless
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: I'm doing research for the show. And um, I thought, oh,
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: this is kind of an interesting thing, and it immediately
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: made me think of the film Smoke and Aces, which
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: should have been way more entertaining than what it was.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: That movie is not good, y'all, but it is about
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: a bunch of assassins all descending to try and take
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: out the same target at the same time. So it's
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: kind of like it has some similarities to Bullet Train.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: Not exactly the same thing, but it means that you
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: have a bunch of scenes where you have assassins trying
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: to take each other out, which is similar to Bullet
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: Train and U. But yeah, Smoke and Aces can't recommend
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: it um, apart from there's one sequence in a hotel
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: room that's both uh gross and hilarious. Good to know.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: I don't like gross, so I'll probably forego the hilarious too.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: I mean, it's I'll tell you about it off off Mike. Okay, Well,
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- 1:07:27Speaker 1: different video renting company, that that one. Those are all new. Um,
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