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Meeting the in-laws never goes well · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and rich Celest.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: So I recently met my boyfriend's mom for the first
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  Speaker 3: time this past weekend, and I was super nervous. I
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  Speaker 3: planned my whole outfit, got my hair done, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to see normal and cute and whatever. And
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  Speaker 3: so I walk in and smile, introduce myself, and like
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  Speaker 3: one of the first things she does is she just
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  Speaker 3: kind of like stares at me for a full second,
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  Speaker 3: like like head to toe scan without saying anything. And
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  Speaker 3: then after that, she goes, oh, you're the one who's
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  Speaker 3: been spending all of his money on. First of all,
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  Speaker 3: like what money. It's like it's not like my boyfriend's rich,
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  Speaker 3: you know. And second of all, like, hello, ma'am, that's
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  Speaker 3: so rude. Like I'm pretty sure she hates me, and
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  Speaker 3: I hadn't even opened my mouth yet, so I'm just
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  Speaker 3: I'm yeah, I'm just very confused.
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  Speaker 1: So it sounds like that maybe you're not the one
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  Speaker 1: he's spending all his money on. Maybe I didn't think
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  Speaker 1: about it that way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking, like you got to ask, like
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  Speaker 2: what are you telling her about me? Right? Like what
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  Speaker 2: you saying?
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking, I didn't even clock that other.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what did your boyfriend do when he
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  Speaker 2: said when she said that, he just.
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  Speaker 3: Tried to laugh it off.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, Okay, mom, shut up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think he like said something about you know how
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  Speaker 3: I like to like rift or whatever. But yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: was like you could cut the tension with a knife.
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  Speaker 3: Like from there on, the conversation was just like really stilted.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the first time I met my mother in law.
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  Speaker 1: We were going to the movies, and this is going
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  Speaker 1: to show you how long ago it was, is that
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  Speaker 1: it was the first time I ever saw a belly
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  Speaker 1: button ring on somebody. And We're in the lobby of
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  Speaker 1: the movie theater and I was like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: my mother. I was like, not gilling, there's got a
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  Speaker 1: belly button ring. And my in laws at the time
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  Speaker 1: were pretty stuffy, right, So I'm like, what that girl's
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  Speaker 1: got a belly button ring. I go, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: I never seen I go excuse me, and I call
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  Speaker 1: her over and I said, do you have a belly
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  Speaker 1: button ring? And she's like, yeah, I I've never seen
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  Speaker 1: them before. And I look at it and we look
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  Speaker 1: at it, and then the girl walks away. My mother
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  Speaker 1: in law goes, don't you ever do that to me again?
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  Speaker 1: And now like I just had dinner with that o
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  Speaker 1: at night, and it's like, I can't. She's a totally
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  Speaker 1: different person. I think I desensitized them, like it was
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  Speaker 1: some foo foo thing in the Hamptons or something. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, meeting them is pretty rough when you got
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  Speaker 1: to meet them for the first time.
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  Speaker 2: My wife's dad told me. He asked me. He's a lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: He said, so you work on the radio and you'd
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  Speaker 2: potentially talk to three million listeners a day, so you know,
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  Speaker 2: we talked to about a million, you know. He said,
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  Speaker 2: interesting to me. What's amazing to me is how you
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  Speaker 2: and your partner bastardize the English language and still have
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  Speaker 2: a job.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Who and Stacy just out there eating an egg. She's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say anything. But he ended up
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  Speaker 2: working out because now he now he texts me. Now
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  Speaker 2: he calls me to say hello, so it takes a while.
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  Speaker 1: I hope if he texts you, you take your text
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  Speaker 1: and put it in chat to be to you and
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  Speaker 1: put it in formal English.
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  Speaker 2: I probably should. I don't I.
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  Speaker 1: Should use your spell You're the wrong way I.
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  Speaker 2: Go, sir. To be fair, I was very smart before
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  Speaker 2: I started working with John Jay before, so last thanks
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  Speaker 2: for coming in.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you,