Latest / Toni, Jase & Sam - Breakfast Catchup / Best Show Moments - Toni's bosom problem & baby brain for men!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome to Tony Jason Sam's best show Moments podcast, the
- 0:05Speaker 1: very Best of Coasts Feel Good Breakfast.
- 0:07Speaker 2: This week, we need to.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Talk about mammograms now, yep, and the breast region, because.
- 0:14Speaker 2: We should be getting mamograms once you hit.
- 0:15Speaker 3: The age of forty five. It's a thing that you
- 0:18Speaker 3: should be getting regularly. Now. I'm only forty, so I've
- 0:20Speaker 3: still got five years, well four and a half years
- 0:23Speaker 3: until I'm meant to But I've been told by my GP,
- 0:26Speaker 3: because I'm going through early perimenopause, that i should get
- 0:29Speaker 3: them earlier. So I've been doing my as you know,
- 0:31Speaker 3: I've been getting every chek under the son, I've had heart,
- 0:34Speaker 3: I've had air, nos and throat, and today is my mammogram,
- 0:37Speaker 3: my first one ever.
- 0:39Speaker 2: No, we don't get them in your.
- 0:41Speaker 3: Thirty You nervous, Nah, I feel like I've been. I've
- 0:44Speaker 3: had enough blood tests and enough procedures.
- 0:47Speaker 2: That i feel like that's the least my worries.
- 0:49Speaker 3: All I know about it is that they get pretty squished,
- 0:51Speaker 3: and I'm going to find out today whether I have
- 0:54Speaker 3: dense breasts or not. And the density apparently has something
- 0:58Speaker 3: to do with your chances of potentially developing breast cancer,
- 1:02Speaker 3: and I don't have any history of breast cancer in
- 1:04Speaker 3: my family.
- 1:05Speaker 2: But can we just talk about the state of my
- 1:07Speaker 2: boobs for a second.
- 1:08Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'm not going to be held responsible for
- 1:09Speaker 4: the stead of your boobs, even though there was accusations
- 1:11Speaker 4: flowing around this morning.
- 1:12Speaker 3: No, no, I just wish I'd had a bit of sympathy,
- 1:15Speaker 3: is all I'm saying. Particularly from producer Rosie who's a female.
- 1:19Speaker 3: No one gave me some of this want so and look,
- 1:23Speaker 3: I am actually to blame for this.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Well, the show is to blame for this, because I.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Had to try and look my most Penny Featherington on
- 1:31Speaker 3: Friday for Bridgington, and to do that you don't wear
- 1:34Speaker 3: a bra and the dresses from that era because they've
- 1:36Speaker 3: got this tiny little shelf that you have to put
- 1:39Speaker 3: them into and then they need to be pushed up
- 1:41Speaker 3: to get the full bosom look. So to get that
- 1:43Speaker 3: I had to tape my boobs. Now I'm not someone
- 1:46Speaker 3: that does that all the time. A lot of the
- 1:47Speaker 3: young ones do.
- 1:48Speaker 2: They don't wear.
- 1:49Speaker 3: Bras because they want all the backstraps and all that showing,
- 1:52Speaker 3: and they take them so on the moor, you.
- 1:56Speaker 5: Know, holding in there pretty well.
- 1:58Speaker 2: I have had three children.
- 1:59Speaker 3: Sam on the morning of the bridge and Hei Ti.
- 2:02Speaker 3: On Friday morning at four a m. I decided, oh no,
- 2:05Speaker 3: I don't have any tape.
- 2:07Speaker 2: So I rifled through.
- 2:08Speaker 3: The medical cabinet and I found some bright blue strapping
- 2:11Speaker 3: tape that my daughter uses for netball, and I was like,
- 2:13Speaker 3: this will do. So I squashed the girls together, strapped
- 2:17Speaker 3: them all up, had them in the right spot. I
- 2:19Speaker 3: went that actually worked surprisingly well, and it feels quite soft.
- 2:22Speaker 2: It should be easy to take off.
- 2:23Speaker 4: I love it will support a faulty ankle. I suspect
- 2:26Speaker 4: it will hold a bosom in place.
- 2:29Speaker 3: So the bridge and he ends and we're up in
- 2:32Speaker 3: the hotel room cleaning.
- 2:33Speaker 2: Up, getting all of the gear.
- 2:35Speaker 3: And I had to get my costume off to give
- 2:37Speaker 3: to producer Rosie so she could return it.
- 2:39Speaker 2: And what did I do? I thought back to when
- 2:41Speaker 2: I was a child, and it hurts least.
- 2:43Speaker 3: When you the band aid off, fast and furious.
- 2:49Speaker 2: What's happened my skin? My nipples are still in place,
- 3:00Speaker 2: but on one.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Side of my leaf boob, I have got what looks
- 3:04Speaker 3: like a tiger chloring at me with an actual wound,
- 3:09Speaker 3: and underneath I've got.
- 3:10Speaker 2: A wound as well.
- 3:11Speaker 3: And this happens to be on the day I have
- 3:13Speaker 3: my first mammogrand look at me today, like what is
- 3:18Speaker 3: going on.
- 3:18Speaker 2: In her household animals?
- 3:22Speaker 3: And I don't know if it's going to make the
- 3:23Speaker 3: mammogram worse or if it's just going to be the
- 3:25Speaker 3: shame of having to expose a wounded bosom.
- 3:28Speaker 5: I wish you were a success with this. And by
- 3:30Speaker 5: the way, if you want to see photo SAMs on
- 3:31Speaker 5: his fine.
- 3:41Speaker 2: We need to talk about the brain now.
- 3:42Speaker 3: And I think we all know if you're a mother
- 3:45Speaker 3: and you have children, you go through a big period
- 3:48Speaker 3: where you have baby brain and you just forgetful and
- 3:50Speaker 3: you and you think, God, I'm losing my mind. Well,
- 3:53Speaker 3: actually you are. Your mind is changing. Your brain changes
- 3:57Speaker 3: to be able to cope with the extra load of
- 4:00Speaker 3: having to care for another human being. But for the
- 4:02Speaker 3: first time science is found that it also happens to
- 4:06Speaker 3: men's brains as well. Is this a welcome piece of
- 4:09Speaker 3: knowledge for the two of you having gone through that period?
- 4:13Speaker 4: Yeah, one hundred percent. I think it makes perfect sense. Really,
- 4:16Speaker 4: I mean, because what you get is a drop in
- 4:17Speaker 4: tes sostra. Don't you struggling in the department.
- 4:26Speaker 5: I am slowly becoming a female.
- 4:30Speaker 4: Three kids, so I am actually getting hips. I'm carrying
- 4:36Speaker 4: a little one so often I do like the sway
- 4:39Speaker 4: and then I catch myself just standing there with the
- 4:41Speaker 4: sway on like you started.
- 4:44Speaker 5: You need to push you back and forth. You know
- 4:46Speaker 5: that the shopping trolley was rocking shopping trolley.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Well, the science of it is the brain changes, so
- 4:53Speaker 3: you have the ability to form a bond with the
- 4:55Speaker 3: baby and connect sensitively to the baby because that's important.
- 4:58Speaker 2: For your species survival.
- 5:00Speaker 3: So the cerebral cortex changes, and it gives you the
- 5:05Speaker 3: feeling of at times forgetting things, not remembering where you were.
- 5:11Speaker 3: And that's all because it's physically changing to make you
- 5:13Speaker 3: be able to be more sensitive and bond to the child.
- 5:16Speaker 3: But it did make me start thinking how fatherhood actually
- 5:19Speaker 3: did change you. Do you remember feeling different when you
- 5:23Speaker 3: became a dad?
- 5:26Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I'm more emotional. I was one hundred percent
- 5:29Speaker 4: more emotional.
- 5:30Speaker 5: What for me? Is it? For me?
- 5:32Speaker 4: It gave me clarity more than anything else in the world,
- 5:35Speaker 4: because I think for so long I was a you know,
- 5:38Speaker 4: I was always seeking opportunity. I was very ambitious, and
- 5:41Speaker 4: I think what it did, is it instead of kind
- 5:43Speaker 4: of seeking goals and not really knowing where I was heading.
- 5:45Speaker 5: What it did for me? It gave me purpose.
- 5:47Speaker 4: All of a sudden, I knew what I was working for,
- 5:49Speaker 4: why I was trying to achieve. It was just to
- 5:52Speaker 4: literally provide and to spend more time with my children.
- 5:55Speaker 4: So for me, it actually made the man because all
- 5:58Speaker 4: of a sudden, I knew what everything was about and
- 6:00Speaker 4: what I was doing everything for.
- 6:02Speaker 2: That's so lovely I got with you, Sam.
- 6:04Speaker 4: I got really emotional if I started crying at TV commercials,
- 6:07Speaker 4: and I still do now.
- 6:09Speaker 5: You know that you're bathing and the female stuff there.
- 6:13Speaker 1: I don't know even that the TV with a dog
- 6:15Speaker 1: with three leagues and the guy that stands up and
- 6:17Speaker 1: he's got one leg himself.
- 6:18Speaker 5: You know, the electric company and I don't know what it is.
- 6:21Speaker 5: I bare my eyes out of that.
- 6:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 6:23Speaker 5: But then also I.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Think I had the years you did embrace the Queen
- 6:28Speaker 3: Charlotte outfit, the dress, last breakfast, and can I just
- 6:32Speaker 3: say on your part, you forget that I knew you
- 6:35Speaker 3: before kids and I didn't see that much of a change.
- 6:39Speaker 4: Hey, can I just say what there's another study? Do
- 6:41Speaker 4: you know that they can ruin you the kids. I'll
- 6:43Speaker 4: tell you why.
- 6:44Speaker 5: There is a study done.
- 6:45Speaker 4: On superbike riders and they found that for every kid
- 6:48Speaker 4: that a superbike rider had, they were losing one tenth
- 6:51Speaker 4: of a second per lap.
- 6:53Speaker 5: So it actually in terms of your aggression.
- 6:55Speaker 4: Your focus, and everything like that, it was actually making
- 6:58Speaker 4: the superbike riders slower.
- 6:59Speaker 2: So how would we relate that to your situation? What
- 7:02Speaker 2: have you lost?
- 7:04Speaker 5: My mind?
- 7:07Speaker 4: I'm slower in every respect, ladies and gentlemen, but I'm happier.
- 7:11Speaker 1: All right, Thanks for listening to the Best Show Moments podcast.
- 7:17Speaker 1: This week's very best from Coast's Tony Street, Jason Reeves
- 7:20Speaker 1: and Sam Wallas.
- 7:21Speaker 5: True story.
- 7:22Speaker 4: Now have you heard about Jacob, the three legged lion
- 7:25Speaker 4: that has just recorded the longest swimming history.
- 7:29Speaker 2: Why Jacob sounds like such a lion name.
- 7:32Speaker 5: It's an odd name for lion, but he's a lover Street. Yeah,
- 7:34Speaker 5: let me tell you.
- 7:35Speaker 4: More, older, you just wanted some afternoon delight. Old Jacob
- 7:44Speaker 4: the lions. So this is at Queen Elizabeth National Park
- 7:48Speaker 4: in Uganda, and due to ecological pressures, the lionesses had
- 7:52Speaker 4: been separated from the lions and they were across a
- 7:55Speaker 4: one point six kilometer river, and old Jacob could hear
- 8:00Speaker 4: the hear the mating calls from the other side of
- 8:02Speaker 4: the river.
- 8:03Speaker 5: Now, lions don't like water, they don't like to swim
- 8:05Speaker 5: at all. But the urges were.
- 8:08Speaker 4: Taking over, the power of love was taking over poor
- 8:11Speaker 4: Jacob and the three legged lion. Jacob decided that he
- 8:16Speaker 4: could he could wait no longer, and he swam it
- 8:18Speaker 4: and he made it to the other side.
- 8:20Speaker 3: Well he's got he's got more issues than your average lion. Well,
- 8:24Speaker 3: he's got three legs and it's a wild jungle out there.
- 8:27Speaker 4: No, that's a really good point because, like, would you
- 8:30Speaker 4: cross Jason as a man if you could hear the
- 8:33Speaker 4: mating calls a woman on the.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Other side of if you two had one leg.
- 8:37Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got one. Lead you swimming across the river
- 8:41Speaker 5: to get there. Do you know what I'm with Jacob
- 8:44Speaker 5: on this? Yes, take the swim. Take the swim. Okay,
- 8:46Speaker 5: now I want you to be in mine. One more factor.
- 8:48Speaker 4: I think Jacob might have done the swim before and
- 8:50Speaker 4: lost a leg.
- 8:51Speaker 5: So would.
- 8:54Speaker 2: After losing a leg.
- 8:55Speaker 4: To a crocodile while trying to cross the river, would
- 8:58Speaker 4: you then, for you didn swim again, Jilly.
- 9:02Speaker 3: Really loved one of these particular time there as well
- 9:06Speaker 3: as Crocs as well.
- 9:09Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I suspect the would have been a big
- 9:12Speaker 4: reward for Jacob.
- 9:13Speaker 5: There's a big reward on the other side, would you.
- 9:16Speaker 5: I'm taking this one. I'm taking this one.
- 9:19Speaker 3: And then and then he gets to the other side
- 9:21Speaker 3: and the line goes, oh, I don't like guys with three.
- 9:24Speaker 5: Giggs's more like Jacob.
- 9:29Speaker 4: I just want to give you an update on toilet
- 9:32Speaker 4: gate at my place at the stage, because you might
- 9:34Speaker 4: remember that we had a blockage at one of one
- 9:37Speaker 4: of our downstairs toilet which was quite an annoying because
- 9:40Speaker 4: it also was the same pipe that drained the shower,
- 9:45Speaker 4: the washing machine, and the basin and the.
- 9:47Speaker 5: Garage pretty big job speak jobs.
- 9:49Speaker 4: We called the plumber, and the plumber came in and
- 9:51Speaker 4: he invoiced me for six hundred bucks and he couldn't
- 9:54Speaker 4: get the blockage remove, which means we had to get.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Going on at your house lands.
- 10:00Speaker 4: So at this point we couldn't get the camera in
- 10:03Speaker 4: to investigate what was down the drain because the toilet
- 10:06Speaker 4: was sold on the wall, So we took off the
- 10:08Speaker 4: toilet off the wall. Now I don't know what them
- 10:10Speaker 4: voices are at this stage, but I decided i'd do
- 10:15Speaker 4: a little investigation of my three year old twins.
- 10:19Speaker 5: Did you do it?
- 10:20Speaker 3: I think I did it?
- 10:22Speaker 5: You didn't do it?
- 10:25Speaker 3: I think.
- 10:27Speaker 4: When when I actually he did.
- 10:30Speaker 5: It because he was it?
- 10:32Speaker 2: You No, it was a tiger.
- 10:37Speaker 5: What was it? A toy tiger? Yeah? Is that a toilet?
- 10:41Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 10:42Speaker 2: And then it can't go for that easier to flush?
- 10:46Speaker 5: Did you go to a couple of flushes?
- 10:48Speaker 3: Whah?
- 10:49Speaker 4: Why we're gonna have to dig up the concrete.
- 10:55Speaker 5: It's funny.
- 10:58Speaker 2: So the flushed the tiger on the toilet, Well.
- 11:00Speaker 5: Well that's what we thought, because you don't get a
- 11:03Speaker 5: lot of sense from them.
- 11:04Speaker 3: So I appreciate the fact that she took no ownership
- 11:07Speaker 3: and blamed both.
- 11:08Speaker 4: Yeah, so if we did enough as a tiger or
- 11:12Speaker 4: we thought it might because we'd lost the hair brush,
- 11:14Speaker 4: one of those little round hair brushes, so we thought
- 11:17Speaker 4: that's the type of thing that could go over the
- 11:19Speaker 4: spin and then sit up on the toilet and the
- 11:21Speaker 4: drain and actually block the drain. So after getting our
- 11:25Speaker 4: third consultant to come in and they found the blockage.
- 11:28Speaker 4: It was twenty meters down one of the pipes, and
- 11:31Speaker 4: the good news is we didn't have to dig up
- 11:33Speaker 4: the concrete and the AstroTurf to get it. They managed
- 11:35Speaker 4: to to poke it through and we know what the
- 11:38Speaker 4: object was.
- 11:39Speaker 3: I'm dying to know whether the tiger with all Brando
- 11:42Speaker 3: down there.
- 11:43Speaker 5: It was not a toy.
- 11:44Speaker 4: And in fact, they're all slightly guilty because what they've
- 11:48Speaker 4: been doing is flushing wet wipes. So it was a
- 11:51Speaker 4: lock of wet wipes that we had in a roop.
- 11:55Speaker 4: So they were running away grabbing wet wipes and using
- 11:58Speaker 4: those two wipe things up and flushing the down the toilet.
- 12:01Speaker 2: So yeah, tiger.
- 12:05Speaker 5: Oh we don't know where the rushes. Do you know what?
- 12:09Speaker 4: I was hoping it was a gold billion because I'll
- 12:11Speaker 4: tell you what, it's our.
- 12:12Speaker 5: Bill to fix our toilet.
- 12:14Speaker 4: The toilet is back on the wall now as approaching
- 12:16Speaker 4: two thousand dollars.
- 12:18Speaker 2: I think that's to hit the wipes out of the house.
- 12:22Speaker 5: Yeah, toilet.
- 12:27Speaker 4: But first though, its Sam's weak news weekly news.
- 12:31Speaker 5: Maybe I get rid of this confusion, maybe this segment
- 12:34Speaker 5: Daily Did you get.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Rid of the segment? I really enjoy it. I want
- 12:39Speaker 2: you to get rid of it.
- 12:42Speaker 4: Is going to do it daily, the protesters continue to
- 12:48Speaker 4: deface the world's treasures.
- 12:49Speaker 3: I'm the campaigners have to faced Stonehenge, spraying the ancient
- 12:53Speaker 3: English monument with orange paint.
- 12:56Speaker 4: Look, I'm not a huge fan of stop oil protesters,
- 12:59Speaker 4: but if any megalithic structure could use with the spruce
- 13:02Speaker 4: up at Stone inche so boring.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Always say that I've given in real life so boring.
- 13:07Speaker 4: Our great news New Zealand bathe in the prosperity. We
- 13:10Speaker 4: are out of a technical recession, technically GPD rising a
- 13:15Speaker 4: whopping zero point two percent, which means technically we're still broke.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Technically it's GDP that's speaking.
- 13:25Speaker 5: That's why we run this through the edit process. It's
- 13:29Speaker 5: weekly news.
- 13:32Speaker 4: But it's not all good news New Zealand. We learn
- 13:34Speaker 4: of the dramatic decline of the seagull. Science says that
- 13:37Speaker 4: the red billed seagull could be gone in just ten years.
- 13:41Speaker 4: I suggest that scientist opens a newspaper with some fish
- 13:44Speaker 4: and chips and re evaluate their data, because the a
- 13:46Speaker 4: freaking seagulls everywhere correct.
- 13:52Speaker 5: Once again, not a great week for aviation.
- 13:54Speaker 4: Passengers on the Virgin Australia flight at the center of
- 13:57Speaker 4: last night's mid air emergency over Queenstown, say they feel
- 14:00Speaker 4: lucky to be alive after flames erupted from one of
- 14:03Speaker 4: its engines. Virginiaway slams into a bird on takeoff and
- 14:07Speaker 4: burst into flames, and I can suspect it's only another
- 14:10Speaker 4: seagull audio coming from a dad that cares more about
- 14:15Speaker 4: his could going to bed than the.
- 14:16Speaker 5: Seventy souls on board.
- 14:20Speaker 4: Out good, not looking good now after bed, before the
- 14:28Speaker 4: plane crashes and leakes your sister up, and I have.
- 14:30Speaker 5: To deal with that too.
- 14:31Speaker 2: Don't have a nightmare.
- 14:33Speaker 4: I bet Chris luxon which his played would would catch
- 14:36Speaker 4: on fire, because after canceling the new cook straight furries,
- 14:39Speaker 4: it's the only way he's going to get a new one.
- 14:41Speaker 3: The PM's trade trip is back on track, with his
- 14:43Speaker 3: business delegation finally arriving in Japan forty hours late thanks
- 14:47Speaker 3: to a plane malfunction.
- 14:49Speaker 5: Nothink, says New Zealanders on the cutting edge.
- 14:51Speaker 4: Let's sign a high powered business deal like being two
- 14:54Speaker 4: days late for a trade talk. More brilliance from another
- 14:57Speaker 4: world leader, the leader of the Free World, Wyden's husband.
- 15:02Speaker 4: Thanks to old clamors of Congress Homewood Security Secretary.
- 15:11Speaker 5: What he doing. I don't know. He gave up on himself,
- 15:18Speaker 5: only four.
- 15:19Speaker 4: Years older and remarkably sharper than Joe Biden. Legendary Sir
- 15:23Speaker 4: Ian McKellen, who has had a fall.
- 15:26Speaker 5: I seem to have fallen.
- 15:27Speaker 2: I'm still alive, but I'm very badly injured.
- 15:29Speaker 5: Perhaps you could toss me abandoned. I mean an extraordinary,
- 15:33Speaker 5: rely large amount of pen that may or may not
- 15:36Speaker 5: have been the actual audio of the event. Now you
- 15:38Speaker 5: might be wondering where this all went wrong. Let me
- 15:40Speaker 5: read on.
- 15:41Speaker 4: The eighty five year old actor was in a fight
- 15:44Speaker 4: scene when he slipped and fell from the stage.
- 15:46Speaker 5: What's he doing a fight scene for? He should be
- 15:48Speaker 5: doing a gardening.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Scene eighty five alone?
- 15:52Speaker 5: Now the car chase say, it's the talk of the UK.
- 15:54Speaker 5: It's weird.
- 15:55Speaker 4: But I would have been totally okay if this was
- 15:57Speaker 4: a criminal but it wasn't.
- 15:59Speaker 1: A Haim Secretary James Cleverly has called for an urgent
- 16:02Speaker 1: explanation after a cow was injured when it was struck
- 16:05Speaker 1: twice by a police vehicle in Surry last night.
- 16:10Speaker 5: Twice they've rented over. It was a calf and that
- 16:13Speaker 5: is horrific for toys. The Great Way to team the
- 16:16Speaker 5: as you meet. I'll leave that with you week, can't
- 16:19Speaker 5: you That's the worst thing you've ever seen? For one
- 16:22Speaker 5: bites last Week, Tony.
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