MISS HONEYBOTTOM’S POLITICAL FUNERAL REPORT
MAGNOLIA HONEYBOTTOM SPEAKS: THE HANGING JUDGE HAS GONE TO MEET THE SUPREME JUDGE — AND HONEY, THAT’S ONE COURTROOM WHERE CONNECTIONS WON’T HELP!
Well, slap some butter on my biscuit, put the funeral potatoes in the oven, and tell the church ladies to bring their finest casseroles, because McLennan County has lost a courthouse legend.
Judge George Allen has passed away at the age of 89.
And honey, this wasn’t just any old judge.
This was the man known as THE HANGING JUDGE!
Yes, ma’am! The Hanging Judge himself. A man whose courtroom reputation was apparently enough to make a defense attorney…
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