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- 1:50Speaker 1: Show B So we're gonna go off the reservation for
- 1:55Speaker 1: a minute. Our lead this hour is not the normal
- 1:59Speaker 1: some do in the NFL. Got heart or complained or
- 2:03Speaker 1: Jerry Jones farted, and we need to break it down.
- 2:06Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no. We're gonna actually do
- 2:09Speaker 3: something we very rarely do.
- 2:12Speaker 1: And since I have editorial control, I have chosen this
- 2:16Speaker 1: to be the story that caught my attention the most,
- 2:18Speaker 1: that I was most interested in talking about. And so
- 2:21Speaker 1: as long as I have the bully pulpit, I can
- 2:24Speaker 1: make these decisions. And we're gonna start with a wrestling story.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I think you know by now, I'm assume you've heard
- 2:29Speaker 1: it's really the biggest story I believe in sports, and
- 2:34Speaker 1: I assume you've figured it out. But the wrestling world
- 2:37Speaker 1: and the sporting world mourning the death of a legend
- 2:41Speaker 1: that transcended what was at that time the WWF now
- 2:46Speaker 1: the WWE.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Hulk Hogan is dead.
- 2:50Speaker 1: Died in Florida cardiac arrest early in the morning hours
- 2:56Speaker 1: on Thursday. I was seventy one years old and was
- 3:01Speaker 1: born Terry Bulla and he joined the WWF in the
- 3:05Speaker 1: early nineteen eighties and within a couple of years had
- 3:11Speaker 1: become the biggest personality and really put that operation on
- 3:17Speaker 1: the map and made a lot of people a lot
- 3:19Speaker 1: of money in those days and even to this day,
- 3:24Speaker 1: the day that hul Cogan left the mortal coil that
- 3:28Speaker 1: we all share here, the revenues and the impact of
- 3:33Speaker 1: the WWE are just next level. So let us discuss
- 3:36Speaker 1: the question what are you going to remember about the
- 3:39Speaker 1: life of Hulk Hogan as we knew him. So my
- 3:44Speaker 1: thoughts on this, I got shag Carpet, Prince Charming, and bulletproof,
- 3:50Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
- 3:54Speaker 1: we are going to make the gobagoul.
- 3:56Speaker 3: We're gonna make the Gobagol. So A the main reason
- 4:00Speaker 3: I'm starting with this is it hits close to home.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Right chunk of my childhood as growing up and not
- 4:06Speaker 1: knowing much about anything like we all start out. A
- 4:09Speaker 1: bunch of my childhood is gone. The man with the
- 4:12Speaker 1: twenty four inch pythons and the fu manchew.
- 4:16Speaker 3: Mustache and the whole thing just gone. That's it. See
- 4:22Speaker 3: you later. Now, what do I remember? What do I
- 4:24Speaker 3: really remember? I'm not going to sit here and there
- 4:25Speaker 3: I go on with.
- 4:26Speaker 1: All his scandals, lawsuits, the reality show, all that.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Listen.
- 4:31Speaker 1: There's no question Haul Cogan was a flawed man, There's
- 4:34Speaker 1: no doubt about it. But what I'm going to remember.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Is my youth.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Hulkomedia right flashing back. I was a kid, fat kid.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Haul Cogan burst onto the consciousness of America as I
- 4:48Speaker 1: was growing up, and I saw it through my eyes,
- 4:51Speaker 1: the eyes of the child.
- 4:53Speaker 3: It was awesome.
- 4:54Speaker 1: It's fired off man, haul Coke impact that he has
- 5:01Speaker 1: was next level on the culture in the nineteen eighties.
- 5:05Speaker 1: This was a guy that stood in my head. This
- 5:09Speaker 1: is how fed up I was as a kid. I
- 5:11Speaker 1: don't know if you like me. I don't know how
- 5:12Speaker 1: old you are. Maybe you're younger than me, and.
- 5:13Speaker 3: You think, well, well you're just a boom er dude,
- 5:15Speaker 3: what are you doing.
- 5:16Speaker 1: But as a child in my head, like Hulk Hogan,
- 5:19Speaker 1: was toe to toe, belly to belly with the cartoon
- 5:23Speaker 1: heroes that we all worship like he was he man,
- 5:26Speaker 1: you captain America. Hulk Hogan was them, except he was real.
- 5:32Speaker 3: You said, no, he was, You're just a loser.
- 5:35Speaker 1: We'll try telling that to ten year old Fat Benny,
- 5:39Speaker 1: who was sitting with his legs crossed on some shag
- 5:42Speaker 1: carpet my parents bought years earlier, in front of those
- 5:46Speaker 1: giant televisions that was the size of a Toyota. And
- 5:49Speaker 1: watching hul Cogan become a national treasure. And I don't
- 5:54Speaker 1: do the whole Mount Rushmore thing. Other people do that.
- 5:57Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. But in my head,
- 5:59Speaker 1: and that could be completely.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Wrong about this. What do I know?
- 6:03Speaker 1: But in my head, if I think back to that
- 6:05Speaker 1: era in my youth, the biggest names in sports in
- 6:10Speaker 1: the nineteen eighties, that's Joe Montana with the forty nine ers,
- 6:14Speaker 1: Magic Johnson with the Lakers. In boxing, it was Mike Tyson,
- 6:18Speaker 1: and it was Hulk Hogan, like all of them, larger
- 6:22Speaker 1: than life. Of course, those other guys played real sports.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Hulk was not about that. He was a spectacle. It
- 6:29Speaker 1: was the theme music the real American and all that.
- 6:31Speaker 1: We played some of that and just the whole thing,
- 6:33Speaker 1: the national anthem on Saturday mornings, and that was the
- 6:38Speaker 1: Stone Age man.
- 6:38Speaker 3: I grew up in the Stone Age. There was no
- 6:40Speaker 3: Internet and all that.
- 6:41Speaker 1: You'd watch the cartoons, which was that's a whole different
- 6:44Speaker 1: sub story about how the cartoons on a Saturday morning
- 6:50Speaker 1: originally were. You were forced to put those on and
- 6:52Speaker 1: they really just became vehicles to sell.
- 6:54Speaker 3: Sugar cereal the kids. But anyway, you had the big,
- 6:58Speaker 3: big hit.
- 6:59Speaker 1: You had Transformers, g I Joe, and then boom right
- 7:02Speaker 1: into w WF Superstars with my original broadcast hero, Mean
- 7:08Speaker 1: gene Okerland, who stood there in a tuxedo talking to giants,
- 7:13Speaker 1: literal giants like Andre the Giant. It was absurd as
- 7:15Speaker 1: a kid, it was glorious, it was wonderful. I want
- 7:17Speaker 1: to give a little taste here, so we have a
- 7:19Speaker 1: little clip here. This is Mean gene Oakerland, Hul Cogan
- 7:22Speaker 1: and Macho Man Randy Savage. They're all gone now, they're
- 7:25Speaker 1: all dead, but listen to this. This is this is
- 7:27Speaker 1: what it was like watching this as a kid. Tigers, Oh, Gomania,
- 7:31Speaker 1: two megap Powers being it air.
- 7:33Speaker 3: Then Hul Cogan, what has happened?
- 7:36Speaker 4: Well, you know, me, Geen, we really don't know what
- 7:37Speaker 4: we're dealing with here, man, And I'm just kind of
- 7:40Speaker 4: a little worried about washing up here because we just
- 7:44Speaker 4: might pull the whole planet up. You know, everybody knows
- 7:47Speaker 4: that whole Comania is the strongest force.
- 7:49Speaker 3: In this universe.
- 7:50Speaker 4: But when I get that ring, you know, I saw
- 7:52Speaker 4: what the madness was all about. I realized there was
- 7:56Speaker 4: a whole other universe out there, a whole on the
- 7:58Speaker 4: frontier in the our of the madness in the media.
- 8:02Speaker 4: Just boom on, twenty four inch guns out. You mean
- 8:05Speaker 4: to tell me there is another solar system.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Onto Wolston the state of shack right now?
- 8:12Speaker 3: Allright?
- 8:13Speaker 1: So went on And no, I'm not going to sit
- 8:15Speaker 1: here and tell you they were all doing coke. But
- 8:17Speaker 1: you know, I didn't think that at the time, but
- 8:19Speaker 1: looking back, they probably were.
- 8:21Speaker 3: But page two here, what.
- 8:22Speaker 1: Was the secret ingredient? As we say goodbye and pour
- 8:25Speaker 1: one out for Haul Cogan? What was the thing that
- 8:27Speaker 1: made him so special in the wrestling game? Well, the
- 8:30Speaker 1: obvious thing that you don't need me to tell you.
- 8:32Speaker 1: This guy was one of the great showmen, charismatic, he
- 8:35Speaker 1: had this magnetic personality, great stage presence.
- 8:39Speaker 3: Vince McMahon and his dad.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Cooked up the formula which had been around for a
- 8:45Speaker 1: while in professional wrestling, was the WWF at the time,
- 8:49Speaker 1: and it was the age old battle between the good
- 8:51Speaker 1: and the bad, right, the good and the bad and
- 8:53Speaker 1: all that, and the rivalries between what they call in
- 8:55Speaker 1: that business the baby faces versus the heels that is responsible,
- 8:59Speaker 1: that sells the tickets right, gets people intrigued and all that.
- 9:02Speaker 3: But nobody did it better than the Hulkster, and he
- 9:05Speaker 3: was able to blur the lines between fiction and reality.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Again as a kid, I'm sure there were adulta whose
- 9:11Speaker 1: is the dumbest thing in the world, But as a kid,
- 9:13Speaker 1: I was like, this was Prince Charming, mesmerizing, captivating and
- 9:17Speaker 1: just how successful was it?
- 9:21Speaker 3: The number that is mind blowing?
- 9:24Speaker 1: And I know everything's gotten chopped up and taken apart
- 9:27Speaker 1: in pieces like a chop shop for our attention. But
- 9:32Speaker 1: going back at WrestleMania, I think it was the famous
- 9:36Speaker 1: WrestleMania three in the early eighties. There were thirty three
- 9:40Speaker 1: million people that watched Hulk Hogan versus Andre the Giant.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Thirty three million, And I put that in context, our
- 9:47Speaker 1: friend in Fox Sports Radio's form A morning host and
- 9:50Speaker 1: FSR alumni member Klay Travis pointed out that that is
- 9:53Speaker 1: more people that watch. More people watch that than the
- 9:57Speaker 1: World Series, the NBA Finals, and the Stanley Cup Final
- 10:00Speaker 1: combined this year. If you combined all of those events,
- 10:04Speaker 1: there were more people watching a staged wrestling match between
- 10:07Speaker 1: Hull Cogan and Andrea the Giant.
- 10:09Speaker 3: And you know, look, I get it now. You know,
- 10:13Speaker 3: we know now it's scripted.
- 10:14Speaker 1: But back then, as a naive kid, I didn't think
- 10:19Speaker 1: about it, didn't really care, didn't know.
- 10:21Speaker 3: It was just magical.
- 10:23Speaker 1: You'd see Hulk Hogan there sweating like he was, you know,
- 10:28Speaker 1: dying under the lights, dripping water, hulking up if you will,
- 10:33Speaker 1: and obviously on steroids.
- 10:34Speaker 3: That came out later. They were all on steroids, it seemed.
- 10:37Speaker 1: And then you know, shaking the righteous fury as he
- 10:41Speaker 1: could in those early days and pointing the finger doom
- 10:44Speaker 1: and all that.
- 10:45Speaker 3: And you know some loser.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Villain guy, you know, the iron chic who literally, I
- 10:48Speaker 1: think literally really like hates Hulk Cogan till is you know,
- 10:51Speaker 1: the end of life, Big John Studd, Rowdy Roddy Piper, enow.
- 10:56Speaker 1: If you're if you're of a certain age, these.
- 10:58Speaker 3: Are massive names.
- 10:59Speaker 1: If you're also of a younger age, you're thinking, boy,
- 11:02Speaker 1: this is.
- 11:02Speaker 3: The worst monologue ever. Oh my god, this is terrible.
- 11:07Speaker 3: But just let me, let me finish this, okay.
- 11:10Speaker 1: So then Hulk had the leg drop the signature move,
- 11:13Speaker 1: you know, one, two, three, the crowd goes wild, the
- 11:16Speaker 1: music hits. He's flexing the biceps there and he could
- 11:20Speaker 1: solve all the world's problems all in that moment, and halkokein.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Did did he get rich? Well, everything's relative, right. He
- 11:28Speaker 1: made a lot of money, made a lot of money.
- 11:30Speaker 1: He also lived very interesting life away from the ring,
- 11:35Speaker 1: involving you know, sex, drugs, rock and roll, all that,
- 11:38Speaker 1: and you know, bad decisions and things and so spanning
- 11:44Speaker 1: his his career. Based on a minutes long Mallar investigation
- 11:49Speaker 1: starting in the nineteen eighties when hulk Amania took off,
- 11:53Speaker 1: It's estimated Hulk Hogan made one hundred and fifty to
- 11:57Speaker 1: two hundred million dollars before taxes, before paying off spouses
- 12:02Speaker 1: and other poor decisions.
- 12:04Speaker 3: That he made.
- 12:06Speaker 1: And I remember money was worth more in the eighties,
- 12:08Speaker 1: it was worth more in the nineties. Than it is today,
- 12:10Speaker 1: just like you know, if we get to twenty fifty
- 12:13Speaker 1: money today, it's gonna be worth more than it was
- 12:15Speaker 1: is then.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Now the last word here, So how much power power,
- 12:21Speaker 3: power power.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Did Hulkgan have over kids in those early days? And
- 12:26Speaker 1: I can speak of this because I was a kid,
- 12:30Speaker 1: so we all bought it. In my head, every kid
- 12:33Speaker 1: bought in completely. He was the master salesman. You talk
- 12:37Speaker 1: about product placement, the Hulk Mania T shirts, the action figures,
- 12:42Speaker 1: all kinds of crap that's in landfills right now. And
- 12:45Speaker 1: I was a kid that got fat on WWFA, these
- 12:48Speaker 1: ice cream bars that I got, and I was convinced
- 12:52Speaker 1: that I had to get these. I remember pestering my
- 12:54Speaker 1: dear old mom as she rest in peace. I had
- 12:56Speaker 1: to get my hands on those WWF ice cream bars
- 12:59Speaker 1: and I couldn't stop eating them. I thought they were
- 13:02Speaker 1: the greatest right and the whole thing right. And now
- 13:04Speaker 1: I was more of a mean gene Oakland guy, but
- 13:07Speaker 1: I couldn't wear a tuxiedo.
- 13:08Speaker 3: I remember me and my older brother we went to.
- 13:10Speaker 1: The Anaheim Convention Center, which is an absolute asshole, but
- 13:15Speaker 1: there was wrestling there and we stayed after to see
- 13:18Speaker 1: the wrestlers walk out to their to their car.
- 13:21Speaker 3: You know, there was like a bus thing take them
- 13:23Speaker 3: to the hotel.
- 13:24Speaker 1: And I remember seeing these guys and they were wearing
- 13:26Speaker 1: like these uh soprano you know if you remember the
- 13:29Speaker 1: old jumpsuits they would wear back in those days.
- 13:31Speaker 3: And so I'd see these them. Oh man, they're out,
- 13:34Speaker 3: they're out of uniform and all that. I was like, wow.
- 13:36Speaker 1: But so I got fat on the WWF ice cream bars.
- 13:40Speaker 1: I blame Hulk Cogan. But then in my head I
- 13:43Speaker 1: ate the vitamins, and and so I figured, like, if
- 13:48Speaker 1: just you eat the Hulk Hogan endorsed vitamins, and that
- 13:51Speaker 1: would make you bulletproof in my head as a kid, right,
- 13:54Speaker 1: I mean, Hulk told me, he said, to all my
- 13:57Speaker 1: little Hulk of maniacs, say your prayers, take your.
- 13:59Speaker 3: Vitamin and you will never go wrong.
- 14:01Speaker 1: So I thought, Okay, i can eat the ice cream bars,
- 14:03Speaker 1: I'll get fat, but then I'll take the vitamins.
- 14:06Speaker 3: I'll be fine.
- 14:07Speaker 1: And I'm telling you there were a lot of us
- 14:09Speaker 1: who did just that, right, because we believed, you know,
- 14:12Speaker 1: this was bigger than just wrestling and all that, and
- 14:15Speaker 1: and those are the things I'll remember, and again the
- 14:17Speaker 1: headlines are there. And obviously, as a cynical, jaded, middle
- 14:20Speaker 1: aged talk show host, I've seen all the controversies. The
- 14:23Speaker 1: Gocker thing, he took down Gocker, the Bubba, the love sponge,
- 14:27Speaker 1: you know, stooping his wife, the holy.
- 14:30Speaker 3: I mean, listen, that's all out there. You can get that.
- 14:32Speaker 1: You can do that if you want, you know, that
- 14:35Speaker 1: reality stuff that came later in my life. But I
- 14:38Speaker 1: choose to remember the day that Hall Cogan died. I
- 14:41Speaker 1: chose to remember the simpler time being fat little Benny
- 14:45Speaker 1: watching Mean Jean introduce hal Cogan hyping up some event.
- 14:49Speaker 1: Hey ww if coming to the you know whatever arena,
- 14:52Speaker 1: you know, I'll coming to arena near you, you know,
- 14:54Speaker 1: And not the jaded, middle aged gas bag that I've become,
- 14:57Speaker 1: but more of the wide eyed Benny Bright's eye, ice
- 15:00Speaker 1: cream all over my hands, chocolate, the whole thing, because
- 15:05Speaker 1: that was a time. You know, everything's like this when
- 15:08Speaker 1: you're a kid, right, the world just feels amazing. Everything's
- 15:12Speaker 1: ahead of you and you feel like you could body
- 15:14Speaker 1: slam anything. And that was Haul Cogan. So anyway, rest
- 15:18Speaker 1: in peace, Hall Cogan. It is the hour of Haul Coogan.
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- 17:38Speaker 3: Oh my aching toe, Welcome.
- 17:42Speaker 1: In the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahlor Show.
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- 18:44Speaker 1: We'll get back to the whose Sports. But if you're
- 18:47Speaker 1: on hold, a bunch of people have been waiting to
- 18:49Speaker 1: talk about Hulkogin.
- 18:50Speaker 3: We'll get back to that. I have some more thoughts.
- 18:53Speaker 1: I mean, I could do the whole show talking about Hulk,
- 18:55Speaker 1: but I think they'll kick my ass out here if
- 18:56Speaker 1: I do that. So our lead is from the NFL.
- 19:00Speaker 1: It's not really training camp. It is not really training
- 19:04Speaker 1: camp until we get what kind of breakfast?
- 19:07Speaker 3: That's right? Snap, crackle pop. We got some of that.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Now, good news. We have our first quarterback injury of
- 19:18Speaker 1: training camp. If you saw it, you know what I'm
- 19:20Speaker 1: talking about.
- 19:20Speaker 3: Maybe not.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Initially, there was a lot of doom and gloom around
- 19:24Speaker 1: New York Jets quarterback Justin Fields Fields of pain.
- 19:30Speaker 3: As he dislocated a toe on his right foot.
- 19:33Speaker 1: The initial reports doom and gloom carted off extreme pain,
- 19:37Speaker 1: people predicting the kind of injury that Justin Fields was
- 19:40Speaker 1: going to have the worst of the worst. Now they're
- 19:43Speaker 1: calling Fields, I love this. The initial reports while will
- 19:45Speaker 1: it was bad, then they said what day to day?
- 19:48Speaker 3: The early word, though is is going.
- 19:49Speaker 1: To miss at least a couple of weeks most likely
- 19:52Speaker 1: of practice. Keep in mind, from now in here we
- 19:58Speaker 1: are in late July. From now until February, well I
- 20:02Speaker 1: guess till January, there will be NFL football every single
- 20:07Speaker 1: Thursday that we have passed the rubicon. We have crossed
- 20:12Speaker 1: over this past Thursday, yesterday, it's our Friday's the twenty
- 20:16Speaker 1: fifth day of July. But the last Friday without football
- 20:19Speaker 1: or last Thursday without football NFL football.
- 20:22Speaker 3: Now, keep in mind, the Hall of Fame game is
- 20:25Speaker 3: coming up. It's pretty unwatchable. You know.
- 20:27Speaker 1: It's a lot of tradition, a lot of pomp and circumstances.
- 20:29Speaker 1: It's a big deal if you live in that part
- 20:32Speaker 1: of Ohio, but for the rest of us, it's you know,
- 20:34Speaker 1: a bunch of backups, of backups of backups. But the
- 20:36Speaker 1: point is there'll be people in NFL costumes hitting other
- 20:40Speaker 1: people in NFL costumes, and that starts coming up this Thursday.
- 20:44Speaker 1: So it's a rapid fire here, rapid fire, which is
- 20:48Speaker 1: which is pretty cool.
- 20:49Speaker 3: But back to justin field.
- 20:50Speaker 1: So they said, well, initially not that bad, and then
- 20:52Speaker 1: they say day to day, this is a couple weeks
- 20:53Speaker 1: of press now, depending.
- 20:54Speaker 3: On how he recovers, could be longer.
- 20:58Speaker 1: The Jets safety that you know with the back quarterback
- 21:00Speaker 1: for the Jets is do you know I had to
- 21:03Speaker 1: look it up Tyrod Taylor. Yeah, he's still around Tyrod Taylor.
- 21:08Speaker 1: Who's favorite medical staff the Chargers clearly, but he's the
- 21:12Speaker 1: backup plan. So Taylor is a Justin Fields busted toe
- 21:17Speaker 1: away from being QB one and getting the job.
- 21:20Speaker 3: So let us discuss the question what is your read
- 21:24Speaker 3: on the Justin Fields injured tutsie with the Jets.
- 21:28Speaker 1: So I've got pizzeria, water, and Airbnb, and we'll combine
- 21:35Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are going to
- 21:38Speaker 1: make a salad. Now, I don't eat salad, so you
- 21:41Speaker 1: can have my salad number one. To quote the great
- 21:47Speaker 1: Scooby Doo, rot Row, Trouble Brewing, Trouble Brown. Right, we
- 21:52Speaker 1: all know from our ability of watching football, our knowledge
- 21:56Speaker 1: of football paying attention football, Justin Fields relies on what
- 22:00Speaker 1: the only games where he's been good have been where
- 22:03Speaker 1: he dominates.
- 22:04Speaker 3: With his legs.
- 22:07Speaker 1: The whole skill set is dependent on mobility. Justin Field's
- 22:11Speaker 1: the competitive advantage he has, and I'm not one of
- 22:14Speaker 1: his advocates. But his advantage is run, run, run, and
- 22:17Speaker 1: run run. It is not reading defenses. It's not sitting
- 22:20Speaker 1: back anticipating who's going to be open. It's not running
- 22:24Speaker 1: timing routes with the wide receivers. It's not any of that.
- 22:28Speaker 1: His big advantage as a dual threat quarterback is to
- 22:33Speaker 1: go and now without the toe, no toe, no got
- 22:37Speaker 1: So this isn't just some run of the mill injury. Now,
- 22:41Speaker 1: if you're just a pocket passer, you're like, well, we
- 22:43Speaker 1: can figure it out. But you take away that mobility,
- 22:46Speaker 1: and what are you left with. If you just had
- 22:50Speaker 1: to have justin fields throw the ball.
- 22:52Speaker 3: He would not be in the NFL. He would be
- 22:54Speaker 3: not he would doing TikTok videos or something.
- 22:56Speaker 1: He's a mid passer, a guy who hasn't proven he
- 22:59Speaker 1: can win from the pocket. He's not going out there
- 23:02Speaker 1: and dicing up anyone with accuracy, with precision.
- 23:07Speaker 3: If he's not moving around, he's nothing.
- 23:12Speaker 1: And so this toe thing is everything could be a
- 23:15Speaker 1: real problem justin fields.
- 23:17Speaker 3: If you look at his body of work, now, he has.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Been a pizzeria during his career, from the Bears to
- 23:24Speaker 1: the Steelers and now he's on the Jets. And the
- 23:27Speaker 1: pizzeria is named Shaky's, except he didn't have the mojo potatoes.
- 23:30Speaker 3: Right. There have been some mojo moments.
- 23:33Speaker 1: There have been some mojo moments with running the ball,
- 23:35Speaker 1: some viral highlights.
- 23:37Speaker 3: On social media. The consistency has not been there.
- 23:40Speaker 1: That's why he keeps getting passed around like the collection
- 23:43Speaker 1: plate at church on Sunday.
- 23:45Speaker 3: So page two, here is there a silver lining for.
- 23:49Speaker 1: Justin Field suffering from this toe injury with the Jets?
- 23:52Speaker 1: So I am nodding my head, Yes, there is actually
- 23:55Speaker 1: a silver lining to this. Okay, there is a silver
- 23:58Speaker 1: lining is I'll tell you all right, this reeks if
- 24:03Speaker 1: you use your nose, you smell that.
- 24:06Speaker 3: It reeks of a ready made excuse.
- 24:09Speaker 1: You know it's true. You know I don't push back,
- 24:12Speaker 1: it's true. Right, Just add water, Just pour a little
- 24:16Speaker 1: water there, watch it grow. Yeah, that's what this is.
- 24:21Speaker 1: I'm telling you, that is what this is. He's already
- 24:24Speaker 1: behind the eight ball, and now Justin Field's missing valuable reps. Right,
- 24:28Speaker 1: these early practices before the games get going very important.
- 24:32Speaker 3: And the excuse is.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Well, he was trying to learn a new system, and
- 24:36Speaker 1: he's got new coaches, and he's got new team, baites
- 24:39Speaker 1: and everything do and he get me practice.
- 24:42Speaker 3: Yeah, that whole thing. So it's not fair. It's gonna
- 24:45Speaker 3: take him two months to figure things out.
- 24:47Speaker 1: And of course the problem is when the games actually
- 24:50Speaker 1: start and we're almost in August, it's only a few
- 24:53Speaker 1: days away, and then the season begins in September.
- 24:56Speaker 3: He goes out there.
- 24:57Speaker 1: And drops a deuce right on the mid field logo
- 25:00Speaker 1: there and stinks up the joint. And don't worry, don't worry,
- 25:05Speaker 1: it's okay. He'll just go in his back pocket. He's
- 25:09Speaker 1: got in his back pocket the oh, well, I missed
- 25:12Speaker 1: camp because of the toe thing. Just give me tie,
- 25:16Speaker 1: give me I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
- 25:21Speaker 3: That's it. Gotta have it.
- 25:23Speaker 1: So it's again it's a positive. Suppose it's a minor thing.
- 25:26Speaker 1: And he's got that in his back pocket. All right,
- 25:29Speaker 1: So we're going to leave the world of the NFL.
- 25:32Speaker 1: We're going to go to baseball. We had a trade,
- 25:34Speaker 1: a Thursday special.
- 25:36Speaker 3: I love trades. Do you like trades? All right?
- 25:40Speaker 1: So we had a it's been called a meaningful trade.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Being called a meaningful trade. The deadline is this Thursday,
- 25:48Speaker 1: so we are less than a week away. From that's it.
- 25:53Speaker 1: The store is closed. You can't make any more trades.
- 25:56Speaker 3: The Seattle Mariners.
- 26:01Speaker 1: But crying Craig is going to start crying when he
- 26:03Speaker 1: finds out about this, and Nostre Denis and JJ and
- 26:07Speaker 1: Ranton and Robbie the Mariner fan. We got some big
- 26:10Speaker 1: stars in the Seattle area that are regulars on the
- 26:13Speaker 1: show or have been regulars over the years. So the
- 26:15Speaker 1: Seattle Mariners, Is it true the Seattle Manners have required
- 26:20Speaker 1: first baseman Josh Naylor first baseman Josh Naylor from the
- 26:27Speaker 1: Diamondbacks for a couple of pitching prospects.
- 26:30Speaker 3: I'm nodding my head, Yes, it is true.
- 26:33Speaker 1: So Seattle's kind of chasing a playoff spot as they're
- 26:38Speaker 1: trying to bolster they're always suck bag offense there, particularly
- 26:43Speaker 1: at first base. So what stands out here's the question
- 26:46Speaker 1: for all the baseball hardos. What stands out and we'll
- 26:50Speaker 1: get to the mall of report card, But what stands
- 26:52Speaker 1: out about the Mariners getting slugger Josh Naylor.
- 26:55Speaker 3: From the Diamondbacks.
- 26:57Speaker 1: So if you look at Seattle and there's a lot
- 26:59Speaker 1: of tams A bass I was talking to somebody the
- 27:01Speaker 1: other day who works in that business, and we were
- 27:04Speaker 1: going back and forth. They were like, Ben, there's not
- 27:07Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of big name trades because there's
- 27:09Speaker 1: too many teams that are mathematically in the race. There's
- 27:12Speaker 1: too many faux contenders, teams that aren't good but have
- 27:16Speaker 1: the illusion of contention because Baseball kept adding wild card teams.
- 27:21Speaker 1: So they have a lot of teams that really don't
- 27:23Speaker 1: deserve to be in the conversation, but they will. They're
- 27:26Speaker 1: not gonna make any any trades in terms of selling
- 27:30Speaker 1: because they're convinced, hey, we just have to get in.
- 27:33Speaker 1: And teams have done that. The Atlanta Braves famously the
- 27:35Speaker 1: year they won the World Series. For years back, they
- 27:38Speaker 1: sucked at the trade deadline. They made some trades, they
- 27:40Speaker 1: won the World Series. The Washington Nationals when they won
- 27:44Speaker 1: years ago, they weren't that good. They made some moves
- 27:47Speaker 1: and win the World Series, right, Arizona Diamondbacks didn't win it,
- 27:50Speaker 1: but they made some moves they got to the World Series.
- 27:52Speaker 1: I said, one of those things, it's it's the blessing
- 27:55Speaker 1: in the curse of baseball, just by getting in. The
- 27:59Speaker 1: perception is you can play well for a month and
- 28:01Speaker 1: you can end up getting it. But in terms of
- 28:03Speaker 1: what stands out about the Mariners getting Josh Naylor from Arizona,
- 28:06Speaker 1: it is a team that has a bullet hole and
- 28:09Speaker 1: they have put a band aid on the bullet hole.
- 28:12Speaker 1: And remember last year they got Randy or Rose Arena,
- 28:15Speaker 1: who I liked, and he's okay, and and he's not
- 28:19Speaker 1: as good as I thought he would be in Seattle.
- 28:20Speaker 1: They got him from Tampa Bay and he was supposed
- 28:22Speaker 1: to fix the offense that didn't work.
- 28:24Speaker 3: The offense continues to be a dead zone.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Is there's some kind of cosmic field over the ballpark
- 28:30Speaker 1: there in Seattle that is causing them to not be
- 28:32Speaker 1: able to hit in their ballpark, Like.
- 28:35Speaker 3: It's a in this trait.
- 28:36Speaker 1: The other thing about it, it's an Airbnb situations, an
- 28:39Speaker 1: Airbnb rental, but it's not a good one, right, So
- 28:42Speaker 1: it's one of those places that you look up online.
- 28:45Speaker 1: It's kind of it's cheap, not a great part of town,
- 28:48Speaker 1: sketchy part of town, and the photos look okay, but
- 28:53Speaker 1: you know, you check in and all that stuff, and
- 28:55Speaker 1: then you get in there and it's one of those
- 28:57Speaker 1: places where you smell the fridge and somebody left some
- 29:01Speaker 1: hard boiled eggs in there that turned rotten, so you
- 29:04Speaker 1: smell that. And they left some broccoli, some cauliflower, and
- 29:07Speaker 1: some Brussels sprouts that have just been smelling up the
- 29:09Speaker 1: entire the entire place, and there's no hot water, that
- 29:13Speaker 1: doesn't work, and there's probably bed bugs. That's your Airbnb.
- 29:17Speaker 1: So this is the standard. I've been doing this for
- 29:20Speaker 1: a few years. It's the standard Seattle style trade because
- 29:25Speaker 1: they've admitted, in a momode of weakness, they're not actually
- 29:28Speaker 1: trying to win in any given year. They just want
- 29:31Speaker 1: to win fifty four percent of their games and get
- 29:33Speaker 1: to the playoffs and they figure eventually, one of these
- 29:36Speaker 1: years they're going to win. It's very compelling, very exciting.
- 29:41Speaker 1: You want to hear that as a fan. Team's not
- 29:43Speaker 1: really trying to win, they're just trying to get in.
- 29:45Speaker 1: And there's a lot of teams that have been hijacked
- 29:49Speaker 1: by the analytical people.
- 29:50Speaker 3: And that's the philosophy. Seattle admitted it, the gym admitted it.
- 29:54Speaker 3: He admitted it. So like they're not this is not
- 29:57Speaker 3: an all in trade. They're not.
- 30:00Speaker 1: This is a Seattle style trade. Like you dip your
- 30:03Speaker 1: toe in, you don't do the belly Whopper. You just
- 30:05Speaker 1: gotta put your toe in the water a little.
- 30:07Speaker 3: Bit, just a little bit.
- 30:08Speaker 1: And that's it right now for the low information fan,
- 30:11Speaker 1: the unknoledgeable fan, they're like, oh, that's a that's a
- 30:13Speaker 1: good trade. That is a sexy trade. Now, as far
- 30:17Speaker 1: as the Malor report card, a very important tool, the
- 30:21Speaker 1: Malle report card.
- 30:22Speaker 3: To grade the trade.
- 30:24Speaker 1: So the Mariners get a B minus, Arizona gets a C.
- 30:31Speaker 3: Arizona gets a.
- 30:32Speaker 1: C, and they're just giving away a player that wasn't
- 30:36Speaker 1: in their plans. The Diamondbacks and the reason the Mariners
- 30:39Speaker 1: get to be minus. When you dig a little deeper,
- 30:41Speaker 1: the Mariners didn't give up much. They gave up a
- 30:45Speaker 1: couple of mid tier pitching prospects and maybe one of
- 30:49Speaker 1: those guys turns out to be a middle of the
- 30:51Speaker 1: bullpen or back of the rotation pitcher, but that's about it.
- 30:54Speaker 1: And Josh Naylor the reason I can't go higher than
- 30:56Speaker 1: like a B minus and I want to go see plus.
- 30:58Speaker 3: I want B minus. Josh na if you look at last.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Season, he hit thirty one home runs last year. This
- 31:07Speaker 1: season he's got eleven and.
- 31:11Speaker 3: It was still time.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Okay, is he going to Barry bonds show Hail Tani
- 31:16Speaker 1: like run here for Seattle.
- 31:19Speaker 3: They're not playing at the Kingdome anymore. Good luck on that.
- 31:22Speaker 1: So he's he's okay, you look at some of the
- 31:25Speaker 1: nerd numbers. I try to avoid those. But if you
- 31:27Speaker 1: look at the nerd numbers, the hard contact rate is
- 31:30Speaker 1: not that great.
- 31:32Speaker 3: And the other thing, and this is a problem.
- 31:35Speaker 1: You always worry about guys that come from the Rockies
- 31:39Speaker 1: or the Red Sox, these bandbox ballparks because the numbers
- 31:43Speaker 1: they put up are phony. They're not sustainable in a
- 31:47Speaker 1: big ballpark, and that is an issue. And Josh Naylor's
- 31:51Speaker 1: numbers are not that great. But if you look at
- 31:53Speaker 1: what he's done at Chase Field, the hitter friendly ballpark,
- 31:56Speaker 1: he's been pretty good.
- 31:58Speaker 3: On the road.
- 31:59Speaker 1: When he leaves that hitter friendly ballpark in that Arizona
- 32:02Speaker 1: desert air, his numbers are pretty mediocre. Like batting averageses
- 32:07Speaker 1: ops are not good, not good. And so you're like, well,
- 32:11Speaker 1: he's going to this great canyon in Seattle, a pitcher
- 32:16Speaker 1: friendly ballpark, So is he going to be yet another
- 32:19Speaker 1: yet another Mariner player that.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Blows like there are street blows?
- 32:24Speaker 2: So we'll see be sure to catch live editions of
- 32:26Speaker 2: The Ben Meller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven
- 32:29Speaker 2: pm Pacific.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go. Here
- 32:32Speaker 3: we got lar. How about that to the third degree? Yeah,
- 32:36Speaker 3: this is one big Ben gets grill. We're doing this
- 32:40Speaker 3: for the Mexican John Dutton. Here we go Cool.
- 32:42Speaker 7: Baker Mayfield said on a recent podcast appearance that at
- 32:45Speaker 7: every stop he went to he was told to tone
- 32:47Speaker 7: it down a little bit, whereas the Bucks have just
- 32:49Speaker 7: told him from day one to be himself. Ben, do
- 32:52Speaker 7: you think things would have gone better in Cleveland if
- 32:54Speaker 7: they had done the same.
- 32:56Speaker 1: No, they would have been better if Baker Mayfield didn't
- 32:58Speaker 1: suck half the time. Yeah, it's fine if you're the energizer, Bunny,
- 33:02Speaker 1: you're out there. You're radical and fire Brandy. He's not
- 33:04Speaker 1: that radical, but you gotta perform. And the fact that
- 33:09Speaker 1: Odell Beckham deputized his father to get away from Baker
- 33:12Speaker 1: Mayfield was a bad sign.
- 33:14Speaker 3: Good for Baker. He's turned out to.
- 33:15Speaker 1: Be a good quarterback, at least a better than bad
- 33:18Speaker 1: quarterback in Tampa. But let's not pretend like he didn't
- 33:21Speaker 1: have his issues in Cleveland. And it wasn't because the
- 33:24Speaker 1: Browns would let him be Baker next.
- 33:27Speaker 7: Marvin Harrison Junior told reporters on Wednesday that he feels
- 33:30Speaker 7: more powerful and is ready to showcase it this season.
- 33:33Speaker 7: Ben Harrison was the first receiver off the board and
- 33:35Speaker 7: had a productive rookie season, but he's still lagged behind
- 33:38Speaker 7: leak neighbors Brian Thomas, Lady McConkie, and Brock Bowers. You
- 33:41Speaker 7: think he'll be able to outperform any of those guys
- 33:43Speaker 7: this year?
- 33:44Speaker 1: No, I mean I did not see it like he's bigger,
- 33:46Speaker 1: which is fine, whatever, but his ability to get open,
- 33:49Speaker 1: he could not get separation. I didn't watch him every
- 33:53Speaker 1: game the games I watched the Cardinals most of the time.
- 33:55Speaker 3: He could not get separation. And I don't see that
- 33:59Speaker 3: changing next.
- 34:00Speaker 7: With the MLB trade deadline right around the corner, what
- 34:03Speaker 7: team do you think will be the most active buyer?
- 34:06Speaker 1: Well, it's got to be the usual suspects, the Dodgers,
- 34:09Speaker 1: the Yankees, they're falling apart. The Detroit Tigers are having
- 34:12Speaker 1: their issues right now. Those are the teams that have
- 34:16Speaker 1: to be active, you know. Except it's not gonna be
- 34:18Speaker 1: a buyer's market. It's going to be a seller's market.
- 34:21Speaker 1: But they've got to do things. How we do you pass?
- 34:24Speaker 1: That's a when market down, market down, that's a win.
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- 34:47Speaker 3: Blame we blame we too.
- 34:49Speaker 2: It's Big Ben's.
- 34:50Speaker 3: Lame joke of the week. It's lame jokes.
- 34:53Speaker 1: We couldn't afford the asses or actual jokes by actual listeners.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Let's welcome in America's favorite.
- 35:02Speaker 3: They're coastal weed Man. Hello, weed Man? What's going on?
- 35:05Speaker 3: But why why don't you call anymore other than the jokes?
- 35:07Speaker 3: What's up with that? I'm cud you know. I called
- 35:10Speaker 3: Poty Gray for I want to be too much from
- 35:12Speaker 3: out of mouth? No, all right, well let's leak.
- 35:18Speaker 2: You want rest week?
- 35:20Speaker 5: You want?
- 35:22Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 35:22Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I want to way, bad job by me.
- 35:25Speaker 3: These are actual jokes. Are you ready, weed man? Yeah?
- 35:28Speaker 1: Okay, everything okay with you? Your roommate's still good. You
- 35:31Speaker 1: guys are good?
- 35:32Speaker 3: Yes?
- 35:33Speaker 2: Yeah, it made me ras.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Who is Antonio Brown taking advice from while he's in Dubai?
- 35:40Speaker 3: Who Jed who fled? That's Eric in Kansas.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Yeah, why did the twenty seventeen Astros still have a
- 35:52Speaker 1: world series title?
- 35:54Speaker 3: Why because they.
- 35:55Speaker 1: Haven't been on a kiss cam at a cold Play
- 35:59Speaker 1: concert yet.
- 36:00Speaker 3: That's Kurk here from her. How did Mike the Leprechaun
- 36:06Speaker 3: do in the Talent Show?
- 36:09Speaker 1: But once again he was one of the biggest Mallard
- 36:13Speaker 1: Pa Losers.
- 36:14Speaker 3: That's a chip, chip and name. These are actual jokes
- 36:19Speaker 3: by actual listeners.
- 36:20Speaker 1: If you'd like to send one in, send it care
- 36:22Speaker 1: of Benmahler Show at gmail dot com.
- 36:25Speaker 3: That's benmallershow at gmail dot com. Put your name, well, actually.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Put your name you want credit, and also make sure
- 36:31Speaker 1: to put jokes in the headline. Why did Van the
- 36:33Speaker 1: one legged Bamaman fall into the well? Why because he
- 36:39Speaker 1: couldn't see that well?
- 36:43Speaker 3: That was from That was from Dave. Did you hear
- 36:45Speaker 3: that big news out of Minnesota?
- 36:47Speaker 2: Hollering?
- 36:48Speaker 1: James wore something from twenty five years ago and it
- 36:51Speaker 1: fit perfectly.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Wow, what his socks? That's awesome?
- 37:00Speaker 1: A guy named Steve in Minnesota sent that one in.
- 37:03Speaker 1: What is the worst thing for blind Scott to read
- 37:06Speaker 1: in Braille? What don't touch that's a Noah in Austin.
- 37:13Speaker 1: What is the worst crime you can commit against blind Scott?
- 37:19Speaker 1: What taking him sight seeing? That's Noah again in Austin.
- 37:26Speaker 3: What else do you have? How senile is angry Bill? Why?
- 37:34Speaker 4: No?
- 37:34Speaker 3: Howse senile house?
- 37:35Speaker 1: He's so senile he's been calling the sex line and
- 37:39Speaker 1: yells like I like the Yankees.
- 37:41Speaker 3: It's that's a waste of money. Tony in the Bay Area.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Right there, there you go.
- 37:48Speaker 1: What tattoo will make the show better? What d n
- 37:54Speaker 1: R chess tattoo for angry Bill? Wow, that's ship in Maine.
- 37:57Speaker 1: That's not right, that's not that's dirty chip. Come on, man,
- 38:01Speaker 1: Why does blind Scott have a foo man chew mustache?
- 38:05Speaker 6: Why?
- 38:06Speaker 3: I don't know. Tony says something the same reason he
- 38:08Speaker 3: has pigtails. I don't know what. Come on now, Tony
- 38:10Speaker 3: out Drey all right, it's big Ben's lamb jokes. What
- 38:13Speaker 3: what would what would weed Man be if he.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Lived in London? What a broke bloke? Eac and Rose Minnesota?
- 38:26Speaker 1: Why didn't weed Man choose a better life?
- 38:29Speaker 2: Why?
- 38:30Speaker 1: Because beggars can't be choosers, says sir for Todd the comedian.
- 38:35Speaker 1: How did how did weed Man find out Lisa was
- 38:37Speaker 1: faking orgasms, his roommate told him.
- 38:41Speaker 3: That's Eric in Kansas saying that.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Why.
- 38:47Speaker 3: Why is weed Man.
- 38:48Speaker 1: It'd be a big fan of Lee to laugh from
- 38:51Speaker 1: the Fox Sports Radio Morning show. Why because his hygiene
- 38:55Speaker 1: is better than the lapse.
- 38:57Speaker 3: It's George and Valde? Is that true? Wow? Georgie Valde, Texas.
- 39:03Speaker 3: He's on vacation new gear.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Why was weed Man able to call the indo of
- 39:06Speaker 1: the Malaploosa but Eric in Kansas wasn't? Why because Eric
- 39:12Speaker 1: and Kansas had to work the next morning.
- 39:14Speaker 3: That's why. Well you didn't call him for that either.
- 39:16Speaker 1: What did wet Man's neighbors say when weed Man said
- 39:19Speaker 1: mia casa s soucasa?
- 39:22Speaker 3: What I need a real church? What he says? That's
- 39:25Speaker 3: Eric in Kansas? Yea very fwice.
- 39:29Speaker 1: Big Ben's lames ookesly. Why is weed Man so nostalgic
- 39:32Speaker 1: for the sport of boxing? Why he's really good with cardboard?
- 39:37Speaker 1: That's a drew in Minnesota and uh let's see. Uh.
- 39:43Speaker 1: Why Why is weed Man's roommate happy with we Man
- 39:47Speaker 1: when he keeps house? Why because weed Man usually accuses
- 39:51Speaker 1: people he lives with of kidnapping him.
- 39:55Speaker 3: That's Eric and can remember that.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Wee man, I remember that you you kidnapped.
- 40:00Speaker 3: Done. Thank you, weed Man. There he goes. We mint
- 40:04Speaker 3: a big fan weed Man. Be safe.