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FULL SHOW: Being The Bigger Man · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly
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Speaker 1: made with Reburger.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show.
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Speaker 3: With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day you
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Speaker 3: mad bastards. Great to have your company on this blustery
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Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon. It is the 27th of October, 2026. And you,
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Speaker 3: my friends, as always, listening to the Big Show brought
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Speaker 3: to you by Reburger.
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Speaker 4: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
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Speaker 4: away Reburger today.
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Speaker 3: Mmm, yummy. Yeah, good stuff.
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Speaker 2: Speaking of yummy.
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Speaker 3: Jeez, Louise. What a treat my job is. Every day
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Speaker 3: I get to come into work and stare across the
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Speaker 3: desk at the stallion opposite me. G'day, Mogi. How's life?
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Speaker 2: Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
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Speaker 2: a bee. What a weekend.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 2: What a weekend it was. Three days off. What a treat.
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Speaker 2: Beautiful bloody weather. And now we've got a short week.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Treat. Real treats.
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Speaker 2: How are you going, Keith? I notice that you're wearing
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Speaker 2: a long-sleeved white jumper, I guess you would call it.
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Speaker 2: Is that a brand spanker? Because I think I can
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Speaker 2: see a crease line running up the arms.
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Speaker 3: I certainly can.
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Speaker 4: Moggy, this is a brand new long-sleeved T-shirt, it's called.
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Speaker 2: It's funny. Is that a T-shirt? It's funny. I never
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Speaker 2: think of the long sleeves. It's been a T-shirt, but
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Speaker 2: there you go.
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Speaker 3: I have never seen a whiter T-shirt in my life.
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Speaker 3: It is immaculate, Kesey. You look great, man.
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Speaker 4: I pulled the tags off it this morning, fellas.
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Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 2: So you're not somebody that would run it through the
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Speaker 2: wash first before the wear? No, I don't think so.
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Speaker 2: I tend to agree with you.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why. Like if I bought, for example,
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Speaker 4: while I was in Japan, I bought a mug. Had
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Speaker 4: little sumo wrestlers on it. I washed that before drinking
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Speaker 4: out of it.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 4: But I don't mind putting factory chemicals on my skin.
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Speaker 3: You don't find it irritates your nipples?
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Speaker 2: No, not yet.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 4: What, just wearing a T-shirt?
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Speaker 3: Well, no, one that is brand new and you haven't washed.
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Speaker 4: Nah. My nipples are pretty hard. Robust.
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Speaker 3: Pretty dead.
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Speaker 4: It's going to take a lot to... I didn't say dead.
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Speaker 2: Dead nipples.
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Speaker 4: I said hardy. I guess you'd say dead.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 4: Jase.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 4: How are you? How are you today, man?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm okay, fellas. I've got really itchy ears at
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Speaker 3: the moment.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you know what that'll be?
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Speaker 3: What's that?
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Speaker 2: Oh, what is that? They call it the shingles.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, probably, man. Probably. You know, God. I tell
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Speaker 3: you what, though. I'm fired up about this show because
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Speaker 3: it's going to be a doozy. What's happening on The
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Speaker 3: Big Show?
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Speaker 2: I keep forgetting about our new stick.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And there it is. It's bloody brilliant. Another opportunity today
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Speaker 2: to get involved in the ITM trade-off. You give us
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Speaker 2: a ring when you hear the cue to call on
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Speaker 2: 0800 Hauraki. And you've got an opportunity then to trade
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Speaker 2: in your old shitty tool for a brand spanking legendary one. Yes. Yesterday, fellas,
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Speaker 2: or over the weekend at least, I went for a
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Speaker 2: family walk. A family walk.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's going on? I saw that. I was like,
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Speaker 3: what's happening to old Moogie?
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Speaker 2: I don't do that. I don't do that, and I'll
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Speaker 2: tell you how I found it. I was coerced by
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Speaker 2: my wife. And coming up next, Jase has been into
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Speaker 2: an absolute scrap down under the bridge going for a
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Speaker 2: bit of fishing there, Jase.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You always manage to find some trouble, man. You're a ne'er-do-well,
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Speaker 2: aren't you?
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Speaker 3: I do seem to find trouble all the time, and
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Speaker 3: I don't know what it is about me, but, you know,
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Speaker 3: c'est la vie. In the meantime, let's kick off with
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Speaker 3: a bit of puddle of mud.
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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 3: Alison Chains here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
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Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon. The time is 13 minutes past 4 o'clock. Hopefully,
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Speaker 3: to all the listeners out there, you had a fantastic
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Speaker 3: long weekend. How good three days, eh, boys?
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Speaker 2: Oh! So good.
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Speaker 3: Now, as I was saying on the, I think it
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Speaker 3: was on a Friday, I'm going to get back to
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Speaker 3: my fishing over the weekend, which I duly did, and
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Speaker 3: I did a very unusual thing, which is.
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Speaker 2: Catch one.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Well done.
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Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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Speaker 4: I failed it!
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Speaker 3: I actually did a bit of research, and I went,
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Speaker 3: you know, where's good to fish around the sort of CBD?
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Speaker 3: And there's actually quite a few joints, and I went
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Speaker 3: and checked them out and went, oh, that's not very good.
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Speaker 3: That looks pretty good. Blardy, blardy, blardy. There's one place
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Speaker 3: that I really like, but it was so populated, I went,
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Speaker 3: I can't fish there. Anyway, I decided to go and
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Speaker 3: fish under the Harbour Bridge. Now, for people that don't know,
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Speaker 3: under the Harbour Bridge– there's a path that goes along
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Speaker 3: it with a little wall and you can just fish
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Speaker 3: off the path.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Which is fantastic.
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Speaker 4: And so I said to him, It's fishing music.
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Speaker 2: You're all good.
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Speaker 3: I said to my wife on the set, Demogie, I said,
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Speaker 3: let's go and have a fish. It was about, you know,
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Speaker 3: five in the afternoon. What did she say? She said, yeah,
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Speaker 3: that sounds like a good idea. And the high tide
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Speaker 3: was about seven, so I headed down there about five-ish.
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Speaker 3: Had a really lovely evening. It was a beautiful afternoon.
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Speaker 3: It was really sunny. Chucked my line out. Got a
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Speaker 3: couple of good bites. Didn't land anything. And I went, geez,
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Speaker 3: that was fun. That was fun.
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Speaker 4: Do you chat?
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Speaker 3: My wife and I.
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Speaker 2: No, you and the fish.
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Speaker 3: Oh. No, here I go. Come on, fishy fishies. No,
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Speaker 3: my wife generally takes. We chat, but she also takes
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Speaker 3: a book with her. Right. And just chills out.
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Speaker 4: So you're standing there holding a fishing line while she's
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Speaker 4: reading in silence.
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Speaker 3: Well, no, I generally set the line in the wall there.
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Speaker 3: There's a hole you can check it out.
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Speaker 2: And there's a bunch of park benches along there as well,
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Speaker 2: haven't you, to sit.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: She takes one about a kilometre away.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Well, she did say I was a bit stinky.
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Speaker 3: because of the, you know, the bait there. But anyway,
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Speaker 3: so I said to her on the Sunday, I said, oh,
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Speaker 3: let's go fishing again. And she went, oh. And I said,
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Speaker 3: you don't have to come, babe, if you're not into it.
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Speaker 3: She said, no, I'm into it. So we went down again.
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Speaker 3: And so... We get to this lovely spot. I want
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Speaker 3: to set the logistics for you because it's important to
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Speaker 3: the story.
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Speaker 2: You're doing a great job.
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Speaker 3: So if I'm steering straight ahead, it's water in front
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Speaker 3: of me, right? I'm on the footpath. About 200 metres
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Speaker 3: to my right, maybe 150 metres is the Harbour Bridge.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 3: To my left to right is the tide. It's going
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Speaker 3: from left to right. It's quite a strong current.
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Speaker 4: So it's going out.
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Speaker 3: No, it's actually coming in, but the current's going in
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Speaker 3: that direction.
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Speaker 2: That is so fair. I'm with you.
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Speaker 3: So anyway, I chuck my line out. She's a bloody
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Speaker 3: good cast. Very nice. Set my line. About five minutes later,
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Speaker 3: this dude turns up. Big, burly bastard of a man.
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Speaker 3: And he sets up about 50 metres to my left. 50?
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Speaker 3: About 50 metres to my left. And he pulls out
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Speaker 3: the biggest surfcaster I've ever seen in my life. It
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Speaker 3: was like, I don't have a surfcaster. I have a
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Speaker 3: sort of medium-sized rod.
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Speaker 2: No, yeah, stop it.
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Speaker 3: And he had this huge surfcaster, right? So he flings
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Speaker 3: his an absolute mile. And I'm sitting on the bench
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Speaker 3: and I went, geez, that is a good cast.
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Speaker 4: And your wife's watching him going, oh, I wish my
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Speaker 4: husband could cast like that.
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Speaker 3: Well, he had a much bigger rod than me. Yeah, exactly. Anyway,
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Speaker 3: and so we're sitting there for about 10 minutes. And
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Speaker 3: then my wife goes, oh, oh, and my line was
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Speaker 3: sort of, you know, looked like it was getting bites.
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Speaker 3: I at that time was setting up another rod. So
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Speaker 3: I was setting all that up and I said, oh,
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Speaker 3: grab it, babe, grab it. And she grabbed it. Now,
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Speaker 3: it turns out this guy, 50 metres away, was winding
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Speaker 3: in his line. Right. And as he was winding in
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Speaker 3: his line, he snagged my line and got caught up
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Speaker 3: in my line. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Pretty standard.
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Speaker 3: Pretty standard. So my wife was winding up the line
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Speaker 3: and going towards it, and... It took them about 20
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Speaker 3: seconds to sort it out, and I realised what had happened,
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Speaker 3: and so I put the rod I had down, and
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Speaker 3: I went over and grabbed the rod off her and
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Speaker 3: got the slack.
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Speaker 2: Can I just say this sounds like this. It sounds
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Speaker 2: like the moment from Lady and the Tramp where the
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Speaker 2: two dogs are eating spaghetti together, and it turns out
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Speaker 2: they're on the same piece of spaghetti, and then they
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Speaker 2: end up kissing.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: This is the vibe I'm getting.
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Speaker 4: The guy with the big rod.
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Speaker 3: That's not what happened. Anyway, so I'm winding up the rod,
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Speaker 3: and this guy goes... And he was just bristling with aggro.
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Speaker 3: And he said, you shouldn't be allowed down here if
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Speaker 3: you don't know how to effing fish. And I went,
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Speaker 3: what are you talking about, mate? And he goes, you
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Speaker 3: can't even effing cast straight.
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Speaker 2: He's done you there. Oh, wow.
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Speaker 4: Had you cast crooked?
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Speaker 3: Now, two points, fellas. Two points. Firstly, he didn't even
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Speaker 3: see me cast because I'd already had my ride out
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Speaker 3: before he arrived. Yeah. Okay, so I didn't even see that.
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Speaker 3: And I said, actually, mate, I'm pretty good at casting.
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Speaker 3: And so he just stood there. So I go back
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Speaker 3: to my spot. I put a bit of bait on.
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Speaker 3: I look over at him, and he's got his hands
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Speaker 3: on his waist, just staring at me with a smirk
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Speaker 3: on his face. And so I cast, and it's an
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Speaker 3: absolute doozy. Really?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you.
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Speaker 3: I'm a good caster. Straight as an arrow, straight out.
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Speaker 4: It's just bringing the fish in that time.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's actually catching the fish. And then I
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Speaker 3: look to this guy, and he's doing this sarcastic clap.
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Speaker 3: At me.
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Speaker 4: And he's massive, right?
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Speaker 3: He's a big unit.
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Speaker 2: He's doing it.
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Speaker 3: He's a big unit. So I just go, oh, fuck.
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Speaker 3: And I put my rod in this little holder there
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Speaker 3: on the wall, and I just sit there. And this
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Speaker 3: guy is puffing out his chest the whole time.
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Speaker 2: How old are we talking here?
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Speaker 3: He probably would have been maybe late 30s.
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Speaker 2: Sure.
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Speaker 3: He's puffing out his chest. And he's on the footpath,
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Speaker 3: but he's walking back and forth on the footpath, just
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Speaker 3: staunching me out, staring at me.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 3: Just staring at me.
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Speaker 4: And you didn't take that, right? You went up and
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Speaker 4: you were like, hey, mate.
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Speaker 3: I just suddenly felt so exhausted by it.
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Speaker 4: That is punishing.
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Speaker 3: I'm not going to get into it. He was bristling
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Speaker 3: for a confrontation, and I just didn't want to do it.
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Speaker 1: It.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So I just stayed there for about 20 minutes and
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Speaker 3: then ended up leaving because he was just such a dickhead.
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Speaker 4: I hate that stuff, man. It sucks because it's not enjoyable.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 3: And he's just trying to, you know, because he would
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Speaker 3: have knocked me out in five seconds, let's be very clear. 100%.
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Speaker 3: And he was such a deer brain. I couldn't have
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Speaker 3: had an argument with him. So I was just sitting
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Speaker 3: there going, okay, good.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not good, is it? Did you ask your
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Speaker 2: wife to go and have a word with him?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I did, and they got on really well, actually.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they met up for coffee afterwards. If anyone can
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Speaker 4: think of anything cool or tough that Jase should have
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Speaker 4: said to that guy to staunch him out, text us 3483,
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Speaker 4: get yourself 50 bucks with a reboot.
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Speaker 2: I'm picturing him standing behind you like a father would
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Speaker 2: for a son and helping you cast.
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Speaker 4: I'm picturing him putting Jase on a hook and using
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Speaker 4: him as bait.
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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 3: Brains Ferdinand there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
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Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.28 and I was just
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Speaker 3: talking about the fact that I got back into the
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Speaker 3: fishing over the weekend and then on one of the
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Speaker 3: nights I went fishing I got totally staunched out by
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Speaker 3: a dude. Yeah. Who basically accused me of being incapable
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Speaker 3: of fishing and that I shouldn't be down there fishing.
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Speaker 3: and then basically staunched me out for the rest of
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Speaker 3: the time I sat there.
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Speaker 2: Somewhat emasculating because your wife was prison.
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Speaker 3: She was, yes.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So it's always worse when you're getting done
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Speaker 2: by a guy who's staunching you out, he's putting the
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Speaker 2: shoulders up, the arms go out.
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Speaker 3: He's got the swagger. He's got the swagger. He's pacing
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Speaker 3: back and forth on the footpath, steering me out. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: And so in that situation, right, and I mean, obviously, Mogi,
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Speaker 4: we weren't there.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 4: But I like to think, so if I was down
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Speaker 4: there and it was my wife and I, and my
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Speaker 4: wife was using my line and accidentally got it tangled
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Speaker 4: up in the line of this massive dude. So that's
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Speaker 4: what happened, right? No. Was it?
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Speaker 3: No, no.
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Speaker 4: He tangled you up.
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Speaker 3: He reeled his line and got caught in my line.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, right. Okay.
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Speaker 3: My wife was, yeah. She had nothing to do with it.
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Speaker 3: It had nothing to do with her, Kesey.
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Speaker 4: So what I would do is I'd probably reel the
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Speaker 4: line in, to be honest, because you're not going to
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Speaker 4: sit there and fish while this dude's being an asshole.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 4: So you reel the line in, you put it away,
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Speaker 4: and then you walk over and you bloody stove his
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Speaker 4: head in, man.
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Speaker 2: Did that cross your mind? Did that cross your mind?
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Speaker 2: That's what Keezy would do.
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Speaker 4: That's what I'd do.
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Speaker 2: My wife's there.
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Speaker 4: She's watching this.
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Speaker 3: Can I just remind you guys, this guy was at
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Speaker 3: least 5'8. Yeah. He was built like a brick shithouse.
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Speaker 4: So he's towering over you.
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Speaker 3: He's towering over me. Yeah. And as I say, you know,
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Speaker 3: you get into those– I'm good at reading people. This
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Speaker 3: guy was bristling for a fight.
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Speaker 2: He was. I hope so.
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Speaker 3: He wanted a confrontation.
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Speaker 4: But I would have walked up to him and said, oh,
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Speaker 4: you're here to catch the fist, but you're about to
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Speaker 4: catch these hands, brother. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then just to do's, to do's, to do's.
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Speaker 4: To do's, to do's, to do's. And then I try
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Speaker 4: to get a few hits in. And then one of
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Speaker 4: us ends up in the water.
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Speaker 3: Right, okay. That's not bad. That's not bad.
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Speaker 2: Because the trouble is, of course, is you're in a
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Speaker 2: situation where you've been bent over and absolutely done by
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Speaker 2: this dude in front of your missus.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 2: That's the sort of, so that's, on the one hand,
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Speaker 2: you've got that.
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Speaker 4: So she's in a cuck chair, just sort of off
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Speaker 4: to the side.
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Speaker 2: Just watching you get absolutely done.
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Speaker 4: Just watching this giant dude absolutely, you know.
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Speaker 3: Just do me. Yeah, yeah, totes, totes.
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Speaker 2: So it's like, what are you doing? Now, that's good stuff. Now,
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Speaker 2: what's an alternative to that, I guess, is your question. Now,
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Speaker 2: my wife's always said to me that she doesn't want
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Speaker 2: me stoving anybody's head in, as you put it, Keezy. No, yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's pretty full on. Just because there's some kind of
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Speaker 2: a confrontation. The only reason that she would want me
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Speaker 2: to actually get violent would be because her safety was
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Speaker 2: at risk. Otherwise, she wants me to be the bigger
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Speaker 2: man and walk away.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I can't help myself. I'm the kind of guy
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Speaker 2: that's just, you know, Da-doos?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
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Speaker 2: Da-doos, da-doos, da-doos. And then they're on the ground and it's...
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Speaker 2: So I'm asking questions around about that. Who's the tough
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Speaker 2: guy now? Who knows how to cast straight now?
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Speaker 3: Mother effer.
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Speaker 2: Then I take his pants off. Now I wear his pants.
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Speaker 2: He's got no pants on.
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Speaker 3: This is all good stuff, fellas. This is all good stuff.
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Speaker 2: Just write that down there.
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Speaker 4: So... And then I'd probably hook up with my wife
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Speaker 4: as well, just like, you know, because it's just so like,
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Speaker 4: who's the real man.
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Speaker 2: Et cetera, et cetera.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Not even say anything, just sit down next to her.
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Speaker 2: And then everybody just, because everybody's gathered around now, all
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Speaker 2: the other fisher people, you know, the people that are
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Speaker 2: out there fishing, and they're just applauding, you know. Yeah. Mogey.
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Speaker 3: Mogey.
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Speaker 2: And then I cast again, I catch the biggest fish
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Speaker 2: everybody's ever seen.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, like a kid.
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Speaker 4: Whale on the fish. How do you like me now?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you like that fish? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:58
Speaker 3: That's good stuff. Actually, can we... Hey, Pugs, can I
15:04
Speaker 3: get a copy of this, please? Because I'll just play
15:06
Speaker 3: it back later on just to....
15:09
Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
15:17
Speaker 1: Let's see who's winning an ITM Toolbox trade-off from the
15:20
Speaker 1: big show on Radio Hauraki.
15:23
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed.
15:23
Speaker 3: Will you trade one of your tools for one of ours?
15:26
Speaker 3: Isn't that right, fellas?
15:27
Speaker 4: Certainly is, Jase. ITM's Toolbox top-up sales on right now on...
15:32
Speaker 4: They have all the best brands, massive deals, and it
15:35
Speaker 4: runs from October through November as well, eh, Jase?
15:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good stuff. I tell you what, the amount
15:42
Speaker 3: of people that are stopping me on the street and
15:44
Speaker 3: saying that bloody ITM bloody competition you've got at the
15:47
Speaker 3: moment is fantastic.
15:49
Speaker 4: It certainly is, Jase.
15:50
Speaker 3: I hope I get chosen when I call up.
15:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The way it works, you listen out
15:55
Speaker 4: for the cue to call, you call us up, On
15:58
Speaker 4: 0800 HODAK, you tell us what tool you've got, and
16:00
Speaker 4: then we'll trade it.
16:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff, man. Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Kyle,
16:05
Speaker 3: you mad bastard. How's life?
16:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, fellas. How are we?
16:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks, mate.
16:09
Speaker 2: Good, good, good, good.
16:10
Speaker 3: Good long weekend there, Kyle.
16:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, just came back down from Auckland, actually. Oh, how nice.
16:15
Speaker 3: Beautiful, mate. And tell me, Kyle, you massive backbone, what
16:20
Speaker 3: do you do for a crust?
16:22
Speaker 2: I'm a dairy farmer.
16:24
Speaker 3: Oh, man. You need your tools as a dairy farmer,
16:27
Speaker 3: don't you?
16:28
Speaker 2: Definitely, especially when the bulls are breaking out.
16:30
Speaker 4: Oh, hell yeah. Don't even get me started.
16:32
Speaker 3: My bulls are always breaking out.
16:35
Speaker 2: Old Hoity J there with some filth.
16:39
Speaker 4: Hey, Kyle, what tool do you want to trade, mate?
16:42
Speaker 3: Yes.
16:43
Speaker 4: I'm looking at, I just need an impact driver, but
16:45
Speaker 4: really my whole kit, I was.
16:46
Speaker 2: Zito, so it's not any good. Yeah, right.
16:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear you.
16:50
Speaker 4: But you need an impact driver.
16:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, mostly.
16:52
Speaker 3: What do you got there, Keezy? Come on, Keezy, man.
16:56
Speaker 4: It's not me making the decision, fellas. Keezy's reaching into
16:58
Speaker 4: his sack.
16:59
Speaker 2: Come on, Keezy.
17:00
Speaker 4: Let me just.
17:01
Speaker 4: Reach around here into the ITM trade-off sack and just
17:05
Speaker 4: see what I can pull out. All right, Kyle from
17:08
Speaker 4: Hamilton Dairy Farmer who wants an impact driver. I don't
17:12
Speaker 4: have an impact driver for you, mate. But what I'll
17:15
Speaker 4: do is I'll take your tools and I'll trade them
17:17
Speaker 4: for a Milwaukee M18 Fuel 8-piece power pack worth $ 2, 599
17:21
Speaker 4: plus GST.
17:21
Speaker 3: Oh, you.
17:25
Speaker 2: Bloody ripper. Cheers, boys.
17:27
Speaker 4: No, no worries. Just so you know, Kyle, it includes
17:30
Speaker 4: a hammer drill, an impact driver, which is what you want,
17:33
Speaker 4: an angle grinder, a multi-tool, a circular saw, a reciprocating saw,
17:37
Speaker 4: a compact blower, a wet-dry vacuum, batteries, charger, and a
17:40
Speaker 4: carry bag.
17:41
Speaker 2: You absolute legends. Thank you, boys. That's how we do it, man,
17:45
Speaker 2: and we're doing it all week long. Stay tuned, Kyle.
17:47
Speaker 4: Totally, mate.
17:49
Speaker 3: He's just got to make you Tuesday, Kyle.
17:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, man. Wait until tomorrow morning when you go
17:56
Speaker 2: out to do the milking and you tell the cows
17:58
Speaker 2: about this one. Those bitches are going to be gobsmacked. Absolutely.
18:03
Speaker 4: You're going to be the coolest guy on the farm, Kyle.
18:05
Speaker 4: All right, you hold the line and I'll plug some.
18:07
Speaker 4: We'll sort you out, all right?
18:09
Speaker 2: Cheers, fellas.
18:09
Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. How much was that worth again, Keezy?
18:12
Speaker 2: $ 2, 599.
18:12
Speaker 4: Plus GST.
18:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's plus GST. Far out. Far out.
18:14
Speaker 4: That's a hell of a price. That is a hell
18:19
Speaker 4: of a price. And the other thing, too, is Kyle
18:22
Speaker 4: is also, by calling through, he's also in the draw
18:24
Speaker 4: for $ 500 cash.
18:25
Speaker 3: Which we do on the Friday.
18:26
Speaker 2: Do on the Friday. Is that plus GST?
18:29
Speaker 4: The $ 500? No. But it is. Withholding tax has been
18:33
Speaker 4: taken off.
18:33
Speaker 3: Oh, good. Perfect.
18:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:35
Speaker 3: Just so good. So make sure you stay tuned every
18:37
Speaker 3: day because we'll be doing it every day this week,
18:39
Speaker 3: by the way.
18:40
Speaker 4: Certainly will be, Jase. Don't forget to head to your
18:42
Speaker 4: local ITM for their toolbox top-up sale, which is on
18:45
Speaker 4: now and runs right through October and November. Heaps of
18:49
Speaker 4: discounts on the biggest brands around.
18:52
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
18:56
Speaker 3: He's indeed Velvet Revolver there on the Radio Hodaki Big
19:00
Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.53. Let's talk TV.
19:06
Speaker 3: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
19:12
Speaker 2: Yeah! That's right. Fellas, I've been pretty poor in this regard.
19:16
Speaker 2: I'm just continuing to watch things that I've been watching regardless,
19:21
Speaker 2: which is Alone on TVNZ +, which is a whole
19:24
Speaker 2: bunch of people get thrown together in the wilderness somewhere
19:26
Speaker 2: in the world and have to stay there. Longest person
19:28
Speaker 2: to stay there wins money. East of Eden, which was
19:32
Speaker 2: shot in New Zealand. It was bloody brilliant, but I
19:34
Speaker 2: haven't finished that yet.
19:35
Speaker 3: Oh, you haven't finished it?
19:36
Speaker 2: No, I still haven't finished it. Well, I haven't been
19:38
Speaker 2: watching anything. I can't even remember what happened over the weekend.
19:40
Speaker 2: I was sure I watched stuff. But the problem I've
19:42
Speaker 2: got is that my wife has already watched it.
19:46
Speaker 1: Yeah.
19:46
Speaker 2: So when we go, what are we going to watch?
19:48
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to watch that.
19:48
Speaker 4: Yeah.
19:50
Speaker 3: Fair do you sort of think tough.
19:51
Speaker 2: Titties well i think that's what it's going to have
19:53
Speaker 2: to be yeah tough titties.
19:54
Speaker 3: Yeah i'm watching it and then the.
19:56
Speaker 2: Other thing i was watching was last night uh slow
19:59
Speaker 2: horses oh yeah uh but last night um i went
20:02
Speaker 2: to bed and uh couldn't finish off the episode Because
20:07
Speaker 2: my daughter was getting up and down, so I got
20:09
Speaker 2: interrupted from bed. So I got interrupted about 900 times.
20:12
Speaker 2: I was like, bugger it, I'm going to bed.
20:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, good call. My wife and I started
20:18
Speaker 3: watching a show called Under Salt Marsh.
20:23
Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
20:24
Speaker 3: Starring Kelly Riley and Rafe Spall. And Rafe Spall, of course,
20:29
Speaker 3: the son of the great actor Timothy Spall. I'm a
20:33
Speaker 3: big fan of Rafe Spall. I think he's a very
20:35
Speaker 3: good actor. And it's a moody little bastard. It was
20:37
Speaker 3: one of those shows, and it's on TVNZ Plus, that
20:41
Speaker 3: my wife and I went, have we seen this? I
20:43
Speaker 3: feel like we've seen this.
20:44
Speaker 1: Right.
20:45
Speaker 3: But then we went, oh, well, let's have a look
20:46
Speaker 3: and see if we remember it. We put it on.
20:48
Speaker 3: We were like, no, we haven't seen this. And it's
20:50
Speaker 3: actually really good. It's a very moody, moody drama series
20:56
Speaker 3: set in Wales. A detective-turned-teacher investigates a shocking crime in
21:01
Speaker 3: her small town as a massive storm approaches. She must
21:05
Speaker 3: work with her estranged ex-partner to solve the case before
21:09
Speaker 3: evidence disappears. Oh, yes, because of the rain. Two murders.
21:14
Speaker 3: Which they felt were unconnected, right?
21:18
Speaker 4: Or were they?
21:19
Speaker 3: And the first murder happened, you know, a few years
21:22
Speaker 3: previous to the current murder. And they didn't want to
21:26
Speaker 3: sort of draw them together because they didn't have the
21:28
Speaker 3: evidence to draw them together. But the first investigation was
21:32
Speaker 3: actually one of the detective's sisters' murder. And they botched it,
21:36
Speaker 3: and they never found out what happened.
21:37
Speaker 2: It happens all the time.
21:38
Speaker 3: And so the guy that Rafe Spall plays, the detective ball,
21:42
Speaker 3: he's called, comes back to do it, and all the
21:44
Speaker 3: locals hate him because they're like, you didn't solve this
21:47
Speaker 3: last mystery, so why would you come back? Because we
21:49
Speaker 3: hate you. But it's actually a very good drama. It's
21:53
Speaker 3: very moody, shot in Wales, I believe, in this most
21:55
Speaker 3: amazing landscape. I'm enjoying it. I'll give it 3.5 buzzies
21:59
Speaker 3: out of 5.
22:00
Speaker 2: High praise from Woody J. Yes.
22:02
Speaker 4: Moody buzzies or regular?
22:04
Speaker 3: Moody.
22:06
Speaker 4: Over the weekend, we carried on watching the Traders UK,
22:08
Speaker 4: Celebrity Traders UK.
22:09
Speaker 2: It's fine.
22:10
Speaker 4: Nowhere near as good as last season. But it's still
22:12
Speaker 4: entertaining on 3 now. But I also watched an episode
22:16
Speaker 4: of a TV show. You guys probably heard of it,
22:18
Speaker 4: Country Calendar.
22:19
Speaker 2: Yes.
22:21
Speaker 4: It's on TVNZ +. It's about a young feller up
22:24
Speaker 4: in Whangarei there who goes out every morning fishing on
22:26
Speaker 4: his own.
22:27
Speaker 2: Oh, that's great.
22:27
Speaker 4: On a small dinghy. um and you know pulls in
22:31
Speaker 4: his fish there and then takes it to the market
22:33
Speaker 4: and then the guy gives him a price for it
22:34
Speaker 4: and you know just talking about how it's a sunset
22:37
Speaker 4: industry like solo fisher people on their own yes little
22:41
Speaker 4: boat heading out there because they love to fish yeah
22:43
Speaker 4: and unfortunately um it's just not a viable you know
22:48
Speaker 4: sort of future way to make money how.
22:49
Speaker 3: Much coin was he making koozie Did they say?
22:53
Speaker 4: He was saying, you know, some days he'd come in
22:55
Speaker 4: with nothing and other days he's got a week's wages. Yeah.
22:59
Speaker 4: You know, I wouldn't say be earning a lot, but
23:00
Speaker 4: I tell you what.
23:01
Speaker 3: That's fishing.
23:03
Speaker 4: Being out there on the water.
23:05
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
23:06
Speaker 4: Yeah.
23:07
Speaker 2: Has he ever had another boat sort of come along
23:09
Speaker 2: and park up next to him and just absolutely do him?
23:12
Speaker 4: He had staunched him out massively.
23:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, in front of his missus?
23:14
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a... It did actually happen to him,
23:18
Speaker 4: and he just walked over to the guy and stabbed
23:19
Speaker 4: his head in.
23:20
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:21
Speaker 3: Far out.
23:22
Speaker 4: And then reeled in a massive fish and then beat
23:23
Speaker 4: that fish up as well. Four buzzies out of five.
23:27
Speaker 4: Great watch.
23:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff. Hey, plenty coming up after 5 o'clock,
23:30
Speaker 3: including Keezy's got a bit of a dilemma. We're going
23:33
Speaker 3: to be speaking to Joseph Drury, who is in charge
23:37
Speaker 3: of the ACC social media, because Keezy's a bit upset.
23:41
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not upset. He's absolutely done me on something. Also,
23:45
Speaker 4: your chance to win a double pass to go and
23:48
Speaker 4: see the Black Caps taking on India, the big T20
23:50
Speaker 4: this Friday.
23:51
Speaker 3: Oh, how good. We're going to be there, aren't we?
23:52
Speaker 2: We are?
23:53
Speaker 1: We are. The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy.
23:59
Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
24:01
Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon.
24:05
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24:17
Speaker 3: Ho, ho, ho.
24:20
Speaker 2: Scary.
24:21
Speaker 3: It was spooky, wasn't it?
24:23
Speaker 4: Halloween's coming up, fellas.
24:24
Speaker 3: When is Halloween?
24:25
Speaker 2: Still on the 31st of October, I think.
24:27
Speaker 3: Oh, is that?
24:27
Speaker 4: Okay. It's this Saturday.
24:30
Speaker 3: This Saturday?
24:31
Speaker 2: Is that Saturday?
24:32
Speaker 1: Ooh.
24:34
Speaker 3: Do you do that in your household, Mogi?
24:36
Speaker 2: Oh, look, man, it's got nothing to do with me.
24:38
Speaker 2: It has to do with what I do and don't do.
24:40
Speaker 2: Kids want to do it, so that's what happens. Right, okay.
24:43
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. We're going to
24:44
Speaker 2: be away this weekend, though, so that'll make it interesting.
24:46
Speaker 3: Yes.
24:47
Speaker 2: Might get away with one there, Keezy.
24:49
Speaker 3: That's the beauty of being in an apartment. You don't
24:52
Speaker 3: get annoyed by pesky kids.
24:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, true.
24:55
Speaker 4: Meddling kids?
24:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, meddling kids. We used to leave a sign on
25:00
Speaker 3: our gate out west saying, beware the dog.
25:04
Speaker 2: Yeah.
25:06
Speaker 3: Sort of no liability if someone gets attacked. Yes.
25:10
Speaker 4: Your old dog, the one that used to be terrified
25:12
Speaker 4: of everything.
25:13
Speaker 3: Just so that people didn't show up at our door.
25:16
Speaker 4: Little kids.
25:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's just annoying.
25:18
Speaker 2: It is annoying. They knock on the door and they
25:20
Speaker 2: ask for things.
25:20
Speaker 3: And it's like, no.
25:21
Speaker 2: No.
25:21
Speaker 1: No.
25:22
Speaker 2: No.
25:24
Speaker 3: Do you do Halloween in your household, Keezy?
25:27
Speaker 4: Do I do Halloween? Well, in my household, it's me
25:29
Speaker 4: and my wife.
25:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
25:30
Speaker 4: So if we were to do Halloween.
25:32
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.
25:33
Speaker 4: Am I dressing up?
25:34
Speaker 2: I think the idea would be you'd have a huge
25:37
Speaker 2: bowl of lolos. Right. And then, you know, people would
25:40
Speaker 2: come around and knock on your door. But it's generally
25:42
Speaker 2: something that happens after dark. And I don't know. It's
25:45
Speaker 2: a very treacherous area.
25:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is pretty full on. And also, you like
25:50
Speaker 3: to dress up. What was it? The sexy nurse outfit.
25:53
Speaker 3: That's right. Which would be a bit freaky for the kids,
25:57
Speaker 3: seeing he's in a sexy nurse outfit. I would have thought.
26:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally. You're right.
26:03
Speaker 2: That's right.
26:03
Speaker 4: I forgot about that. It's why I had to stop
26:05
Speaker 4: doing it.
26:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
26:06
Speaker 4: Because every year it's like, oh, what are we going
26:07
Speaker 4: to dress up as? I was like, I'm going as
26:08
Speaker 4: a sexy nurse.
26:10
Speaker 3: What does your wife go as?
26:13
Speaker 4: She goes as a sexy police officer.
26:15
Speaker 2: Oh, really?
26:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
26:17
Speaker 4: Like the opposite of Officer Minogue.
26:20
Speaker 3: So, like, you're both sort of service-oriented.
26:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, but sexy.
26:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Hey, now, listen, coming up, Kesey's got a
26:27
Speaker 3: bit of a worry. Do I? Funnily enough, his wife
26:31
Speaker 3: rang me in tears last night. Oh, did she?
26:34
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune
26:37
Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
26:40
Speaker 3: The Strokes there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
26:43
Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon, 13 minutes past 5 o'clock. And... Oh, Keezy.
26:48
Speaker 3: He's got a bit of a dilemma at the moment.
26:49
Speaker 3: And I want you to know, Keezy, with whatever's going
26:52
Speaker 3: on in your life, Mogi and I are here to help.
26:55
Speaker 2: Thanks, man.
26:57
Speaker 4: I do have a dilemma, fellas, because I'm leaving West
26:59
Speaker 4: Auckland temporarily. I'm out of my house Friday. I have
27:02
Speaker 4: to be out. And a good friend of ours has
27:06
Speaker 4: lent us a granny flat, which we're going to move
27:08
Speaker 4: into while we look for a new house.
27:09
Speaker 3: Handy. That'll feel like going from... No, carry on. No, go.
27:13
Speaker 4: No, no. So we're moving from West Auckland over to
27:17
Speaker 4: a beautiful suburb in the North Shore of Auckland.
27:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice.
27:20
Speaker 4: Devonport.
27:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
27:21
Speaker 4: Very nice. Very nice, actually.
27:25
Speaker 3: If I do say so myself.
27:26
Speaker 4: It'll take some getting used to.
27:27
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
27:28
Speaker 3: After being out West. It's very highfalutin over there.
27:30
Speaker 4: It is highfalutin. Now, unfortunately, I am a West Auckland bogan,
27:35
Speaker 4: so moving my house has involved a few extra bits
27:38
Speaker 4: and pieces, one of which is... I have to get
27:42
Speaker 4: my 1971 motorbike, which I've only just put on the road.
27:47
Speaker 4: It runs mint, but I'm a bit iffy on it still.
27:49
Speaker 4: I'm not 100% convinced on it.
27:50
Speaker 2: Why don't you just leave it behind?
27:52
Speaker 4: Because I like it. But I've got to ride it
27:56
Speaker 4: over to Devonport on the motorway, including over the Auckland
28:00
Speaker 4: Harbour Bridge, and put it into the garage that I've
28:03
Speaker 4: got there to let me store it. Now, I've ridden
28:05
Speaker 4: this thing on the motorway about five times, just out west.
28:08
Speaker 2: Yeah.
28:09
Speaker 4: You know, because it is old, and before I put
28:12
Speaker 4: it back on the road, it hadn't been on the
28:13
Speaker 4: road in over 30 years.
28:14
Speaker 5: Wow.
28:16
Speaker 3: Your dad did such a good job.
28:18
Speaker 4: Getting that road ready. My dad had nothing to do
28:22
Speaker 4: with it. Now, one of my dad's mates, he might
28:24
Speaker 4: have had something to do with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:26
Speaker 4: Because I've never, you know.
28:27
Speaker 3: Yeah.
28:27
Speaker 4: But we've got it up and running. It's running mint.
28:29
Speaker 4: It's great. It's still old. I'm still just not, like,
28:32
Speaker 4: confident in it.
28:33
Speaker 2: What's the fear, is it? Is it that the bike's
28:36
Speaker 2: going to break down or that you can't handle the bike?
28:40
Speaker 2: That you can't handle it. Good question, Mogi.
28:42
Speaker 4: I can definitely handle the hog, if you know what
28:45
Speaker 4: I mean.
28:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
28:46
Speaker 4: I can handle it. It's definitely breaking down. It's broken
28:52
Speaker 4: down once before, but that was because there was a
28:53
Speaker 4: short in the electric system and it blew a fuse.
28:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
28:57
Speaker 4: The whole thing just died, but luckily I had spare
28:59
Speaker 4: fuses on hand. So I replaced it and it was fine.
29:02
Speaker 4: But I'm just worried that I'm going to break down
29:04
Speaker 4: on the Auckland Harbour Bridge and it's going to be
29:05
Speaker 4: a spectacle.
29:07
Speaker 3: I wasn't joking when I said your wife rang me
29:10
Speaker 3: in tears, Keezy.
29:11
Speaker 2: Yes.
29:11
Speaker 3: Because you've got this drive over the Harbour Bridge and
29:15
Speaker 3: she said- Right, you don't drive a motorbike, you ride it.
29:16
Speaker 3: The first ride over the Harbour Bridge- She said the
29:19
Speaker 3: first time she watched you drive off.
29:21
Speaker 4: Ride off, yeah.
29:22
Speaker 3: Ride off on the motorbike there to go on the motorway.
29:26
Speaker 3: She said she was just terrified. It was like watching
29:30
Speaker 3: a toddler, you know, with the training wheels taken off.
29:32
Speaker 3: You were wobbling all over the place. And she was
29:35
Speaker 3: just absolutely terrified.
29:38
Speaker 2: Beside herself.
29:39
Speaker 3: Beside herself. herself mogi so the idea of you going
29:42
Speaker 3: over a big bridge like that i don't know if
29:44
Speaker 3: you've noticed she gets quite windy up there if that.
29:48
Speaker 2: If that crosswind catches you a honker you're in a
29:51
Speaker 2: world of mogi come on.
29:52
Speaker 3: Man That's what I was going to say. You get
29:55
Speaker 3: an updraft into those nostrils. I mean, we're in a
29:58
Speaker 3: world of trouble.
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Speaker 4: Well, that's where I need your help, all right, because
30:02
Speaker 4: I figure if you guys could help me, I need
30:05
Speaker 4: someone sort of in front of me, maybe with the
30:07
Speaker 4: hazard lights on, and maybe someone behind as well, like
30:12
Speaker 4: a little convoy. We'll just go slowly over the bridge
30:14
Speaker 4: in the innermost lane just to not hold too many
30:18
Speaker 4: people up, and we'll just do a little convoy over
30:20
Speaker 4: the bridge and then safely over to the house. Actually,
30:25
Speaker 4: with you two, it could be like when the ducks
30:26
Speaker 4: fly in a V.
30:31
Speaker 3: Now, can I make a suggestion? That's not a bad idea.
30:34
Speaker 3: It's not bad. You just met Mogi Rider.
30:38
Speaker 2: Yeah.
30:39
Speaker 4: My hog.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
30:41
Speaker 4: Mogi can't handle my hog.
30:42
Speaker 2: Because I, look, I can handle your hog, Keezy. I've
30:47
Speaker 2: seen your hog. And, you know, not to put too
30:50
Speaker 2: fine a point on it, but it's pretty sad. So
30:54
Speaker 2: I'm happy riding that little thing over the Auckland Harbour
30:58
Speaker 2: Bridge there. And I don't care if it breaks down.
31:00
Speaker 2: That's the other thing. Right. Because I'll just, you know,
31:02
Speaker 2: if it's breaking down, going over the Harbour Bridge, I'll
31:04
Speaker 2: just bail and throw it over the side. It means
31:06
Speaker 2: nothing to me. So I think that's probably the best
31:09
Speaker 2: way to go.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: So you're happy to ride my hog?
31:12
Speaker 2: I love riding it. I would love the opportunity. I mean,
31:14
Speaker 2: it'll be humiliating, obviously, once people see me riding it.
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Speaker 4: 100%.
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Speaker 3: What about my bike?
31:21
Speaker 2: What bike?
31:21
Speaker 1: Ah.
31:23
Speaker 4: Good stuff there, Peter.
31:28
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 3: Arctic Monkeys there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
31:36
Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon. The time is 5.25. Now listen, the Black Claps.
31:42
Speaker 3: The Black Caps.
31:44
Speaker 2: The Black Caps.
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Speaker 3: The Black Caps are playing India at Eden Park on Friday,
31:50
Speaker 3: this Friday. If you want a double pass to that,
31:53
Speaker 3: give us a call right now on 0800 HODUCKY. I
31:56
Speaker 3: believe we're too zipped down at the moment, fellas.
31:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're getting flogged. Yeah, a little bit. I think
32:00
Speaker 2: there's another game possibly on, might be tomorrow night, might
32:03
Speaker 2: be on the Wednesday.
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Speaker 3: Yes, I think you're right.
32:06
Speaker 2: Between now and the Friday, of course. Yeah, I haven't
32:09
Speaker 2: managed to catch either of the games, sadly. But the
32:12
Speaker 2: first one was a real run-scoring fest. The second one,
32:15
Speaker 2: not so much. But both have been very close games
32:17
Speaker 2: with an opportunity for both sides to win. Yes. But
32:20
Speaker 2: they are the best in the world at it. They
32:22
Speaker 2: toweled us up, didn't they, in the T20 World Cup
32:25
Speaker 2: final a year or so ago. G Lane, of course,
32:27
Speaker 2: travelled all the way to India to watch that final
32:29
Speaker 2: and watch us get absolutely done. Yeah.
32:32
Speaker 3: Well, it was always going to happen as soon as
32:34
Speaker 3: he decided to do that. You know what I'm saying?
32:36
Speaker 4: Absolutely. Also, fellas, we are going to be broadcasting live from.
32:41
Speaker 4: The ground.
32:41
Speaker 3: Yeah.
32:42
Speaker 4: To celebrate the big T20 happening at Eden Park.
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Speaker 2: That's how we celebrate it, from broadcasting live from there.
32:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. So we're broadcasting the show before India v.
32:51
Speaker 4: The Black Caps. That starts at 8 p.m. Friday night.
32:54
Speaker 4: 8 p.m.? Weather's looking good, so it's a great way
32:57
Speaker 4: to spend a Friday evening, fellas. We will be live, however,
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Speaker 4: from the brand new Coca-Cola Field Club. So this is
33:04
Speaker 4: a brand new area. It's a new space. It's part
33:08
Speaker 4: of a massive $ 10 million upgrade to the Lower West Stand. Wow.
33:12
Speaker 4: It's right on the grass. You've got the best view.
33:14
Speaker 4: You're ground level. Get that perspective right by the pitch there.
33:17
Speaker 4: And it's accessible if you've got a GA ticket.
33:20
Speaker 2: Right.
33:20
Speaker 4: So it's not like a special area that you have
33:22
Speaker 4: to pay extra for. If you've got a GA ticket
33:24
Speaker 4: to the game, you can go down to the old
33:26
Speaker 4: Coca-Cola Field Club and check things out. That's where we'll be.
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Speaker 2: How good?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. Do we get snacks and stuff?
33:30
Speaker 2: No idea.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I have no idea, Jase, but it's bloody exciting. Let's
33:34
Speaker 4: see who wants to get their double pass.
33:36
Speaker 3: G'day, Joe, you mad bastard. How's life?
33:38
Speaker 2: Pretty good, dear.
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Speaker 3: Thanks, fellas. Good on you, mate. You're a bit of
33:42
Speaker 3: a cricket fan, are you, Joe?
33:44
Speaker 2: I'm into cricket, mate.
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Speaker 3: Love it. You love it. Yeah, nice. Do you play yourself,
33:48
Speaker 3: can I ask, Joe?
33:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, we play a bit of Last Man Standing. Nice. Oh, yeah.
33:53
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what do you do for a crust, mate?
33:55
Speaker 2: I'm in the sales game there, fellas.
33:57
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, good on you, mate. There's no mug. Yeah,
33:59
Speaker 3: you're back, mate. So it's a double pass, Joe. Who
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Speaker 3: are you going to take with you?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was saying before, I think I might take
34:06
Speaker 2: my son if he's available. There you go.
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Speaker 4: Lovely.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, very nice, Father Sam. Come and say g'day to
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Speaker 3: us in the, what was it, Geezy?
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Speaker 4: The Coca-Cola Field Club, Joe. Accessible if you've got a
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Speaker 4: GA ticket, which you've got, man.
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Speaker 2: Oh, sounds good.
34:20
Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. Stay on the line and I'll
34:21
Speaker 3: put some. We'll sort you out, all right? Thanks, boys.
34:24
Speaker 3: Good stuff, mate.
34:25
Speaker 4: Bloody exciting. So if you are going along to the cricket,
34:27
Speaker 4: keep that in mind. GA Pass, come down to the
34:29
Speaker 4: Coca-Cola Field Club. We'll be broadcasting live before the game.
34:32
Speaker 4: It's meant to be a lovely evening.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
34:34
Speaker 4: T20 cricket.
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Speaker 3: My wife's going to come to that, actually. It's interesting, Mogi,
34:38
Speaker 3: because she's never been to a big match, whether it
34:40
Speaker 3: be rugby, league, cricket. And I said, my God, that's
34:44
Speaker 3: pretty extraordinary. Come to this. And she said, yeah, very keen.
34:47
Speaker 4: Really?
34:47
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
34:49
Speaker 4: That's amazing.
34:50
Speaker 3: She said, is Kesey going to be there?
34:51
Speaker 4: What did you say?
34:52
Speaker 3: I said, yes. She was like, oh, I'll see how
34:56
Speaker 3: I go. Oh, really?
34:58
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 4: Yes, indeed.
35:02
Speaker 3: The offspring there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
35:06
Speaker 3: blustery Tuesday evening. Geez, this is a familiar face that
35:11
Speaker 3: I haven't seen in.
35:11
Speaker 2: A long while.
35:12
Speaker 3: I'm talking about Joseph Durie from the ACC. Now, to
35:16
Speaker 3: give you a bit of background about old Joe there,
35:19
Speaker 3: he's sort of in charge of all their social media.
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Speaker 3: They call him www.web.inter.joseph.durie. G'day, you mad bastard. How's life?
35:32
Speaker 3: Really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.
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Speaker 4: They don't really call you that. Isn't it just Web Joe?
35:37
Speaker 2: Web Joe.
35:37
Speaker 4: Webmaster Joe, I believe. Webmaster, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, right, that's what I mean.
35:40
Speaker 5: Chatterbait Aficionado, I think, was the other one that they coined.
35:43
Speaker 2: Merchant of Filth.
35:44
Speaker 4: That's the one, yeah.
35:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably the most accurate.
35:47
Speaker 2: The Brothel Creeper.
35:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe, you Brothel Creeper, ha-ha.
35:51
Speaker 3: It's been a long time since someone called me that.
35:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:55
Speaker 4: So the reason we've got Joe in is because you
35:57
Speaker 4: run an immaculate ship for the ACC, Joe, online. Sinking ship, maybe. Yeah,
36:02
Speaker 4: it might be sinking, but you're doing your best.
36:04
Speaker 2: I'm trying.
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Speaker 3: You're shoving the bungs in the holes there.
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Speaker 5: I'm pushing the deck chairs around on the Titanic, as
36:09
Speaker 5: they say.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
36:10
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed.
36:11
Speaker 4: 100% you are, man. And the social media is hissing.
36:14
Speaker 4: So if we look at the amount of followers the
36:17
Speaker 4: ACC's got on Instagram, 120,000 followers.
36:19
Speaker 3: Wow.
36:20
Speaker 4: That is a shitload. Way more than we've got. And
36:23
Speaker 4: it's funny because the content you guys put out is great.
36:27
Speaker 4: And a lot of that is down to you, Joe.
36:29
Speaker 4: So well done, first of all.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
36:31
Speaker 3: Kia kaha.
36:32
Speaker 4: Kia kaha, man.
36:33
Speaker 3: Sure.
36:35
Speaker 4: Second of all, I just noticed last week, actually, a
36:37
Speaker 4: video was uploaded. And it was, uh, black caps reacting
36:43
Speaker 4: to the ACC playing cricket yes that's right yep great
36:46
Speaker 4: video to a few black caps there including you know Blair, Tickner,
36:49
Speaker 4: Ratch and Ravindra and they're watching footage of ACC members
36:52
Speaker 4: playing cricket Jase you running between the wickets.
36:55
Speaker 3: Yeah I saw that once again that debacle re-litigated for
37:00
Speaker 3: the millionth time it's a time of my life I'd
37:04
Speaker 3: rather have forgotten.
37:05
Speaker 2: Joe unfortunately for you Jase it's kind of like the
37:08
Speaker 2: underarm incident of 1981 it's going to.
37:11
Speaker 3: I'm never going to live it down, am I?
37:14
Speaker 4: So, yeah, Jace running between the wickets, his pad falling off,
37:17
Speaker 4: they're laughing. And then it cuts to, and the thing is,
37:20
Speaker 4: I was warned that you guys were doing this content.
37:23
Speaker 4: What I was told was that the Black Caps were
37:24
Speaker 4: watching me try to bat for the first time. What
37:28
Speaker 4: goes online is footage of me bowling the first ever
37:31
Speaker 4: cricket ball I have ever bowled.
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Speaker 5: Or as Blair Tickner said, first ever cricket or sports delivery.
37:37
Speaker 3: First ever sports delivery.
37:39
Speaker 4: And the Blackcaps are sitting there watching it, cracking up, going, oh,
37:41
Speaker 4: he's not the most athletic guy, is he?
37:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looked really unco, I've got to be honest.
37:45
Speaker 3: Of course it did.
37:45
Speaker 4: It's the first I've ever bowled a cricket ball.
37:47
Speaker 3: Yeah.
37:48
Speaker 4: And I obviously bowl it massively wide. It doesn't count.
37:51
Speaker 4: They all crack up laughing and I look like a
37:53
Speaker 4: massive Gumby. Now, that's great content. Mm-hmm. I didn't know
37:56
Speaker 4: about this until a listener sent it to me. Yep.
37:58
Speaker 4: And said, they've done your dirty here. I click over
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Speaker 4: to it. It's got thousands of likes. I haven't been tagged,
38:03
Speaker 4: but all the black caps have been tagged and like
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Speaker 4: collabed on it. It's got 12 and a half thousand likes,
38:08
Speaker 4: Joe Jerry.
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Speaker 5: I can chuck a tag on now if you want
38:12
Speaker 5: to chuck a collab in there actually.
38:14
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to collab. It's just if there's
38:17
Speaker 4: footage of me looking like a huge idiot, I'd like
38:20
Speaker 4: to at least know. You know what I mean?
38:22
Speaker 5: I think I did give you the heads up. And
38:24
Speaker 5: in my defense, I did not select the clips that
38:27
Speaker 5: went into the edit.
38:28
Speaker 4: So it's Tony Lyle's fault.
38:29
Speaker 3: Tony Lyle was the one.
38:30
Speaker 2: But can I say that that is a slam dunk.
38:31
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I agree, Mo.
38:34
Speaker 4: Honestly, it looks so stupid.
38:35
Speaker 3: If we were to never post videos of you being
38:39
Speaker 3: an idiot, Keezy, I mean, God. I mean, what are
38:41
Speaker 3: you asking of a guy? That's an impossibility.
38:43
Speaker 5: I think 2.3 million views.
38:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. On that now.
38:48
Speaker 4: The thing that got me is you'd invited the Black
38:50
Speaker 4: Caps to collab on it, but I was like, it's
38:53
Speaker 4: me looking like an idiot, and I didn't know about it.
38:57
Speaker 3: Let me just change that. I can add you as
38:58
Speaker 3: a collab now.
38:59
Speaker 4: No, no, it's fine.
38:59
Speaker 3: No, it's fine.
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Speaker 4: I don't want a collab. Big show, Paige?
39:04
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, Keezy. I'm with Joe on this. I mean,
39:08
Speaker 3: I'm used to being humiliated by the ACC. Obviously, that's
39:11
Speaker 3: not something you're particularly familiar with. No. But when you
39:15
Speaker 3: do something that unco, that embarrassing, of course it's going
39:20
Speaker 3: to be plastered all over the ACC social pages.
39:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so. I guess the reason we brought
39:26
Speaker 4: you in here was to say well done.
39:28
Speaker 3: Yeah.
39:28
Speaker 4: Good content.
39:29
Speaker 2: Got them good.
39:29
Speaker 5: Well, it's actually you guys that are the content, so
39:32
Speaker 5: I'm just the... facilitator and the distributor.
39:35
Speaker 3: It's actually you guys.
39:36
Speaker 2: His page would be nothing without the likes of you, Keith.
39:38
Speaker 3: Without you, Keith.
39:39
Speaker 4: Exactly.
39:40
Speaker 3: And you, Jase, as well. Yeah, totally. Is there any
39:43
Speaker 3: of Mogi in there? I think I did see some
39:45
Speaker 3: of Mogi.
39:46
Speaker 2: Well, no, there's not in this instance. However, that said,
39:49
Speaker 2: I have had a five-ball duck when we played at
39:51
Speaker 2: Eden Park. Yes, that's right. It wasn't even Jason Spice.
39:55
Speaker 2: It was another former rugby player. An absolute humiliator in
39:59
Speaker 2: front of my wife and daughter. So that was good shit.
40:03
Speaker 2: And let me tell you, he was not bowling at
40:05
Speaker 2: express pace.
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Speaker 1: No.
40:07
Speaker 5: Well, the other thing with that was it was filmed
40:09
Speaker 5: in a vertical fashion, so it didn't actually... Work for
40:12
Speaker 5: the edit Yeah it's a real show His real one
40:14
Speaker 5: was like TV.
40:15
Speaker 4: It was broadcast quality Yeah yeah Well If you do
40:18
Speaker 4: want to see it It is up on the Hoducky
40:20
Speaker 4: Big Show's Instagram story And I just wanted to say
40:23
Speaker 4: Yeah well done Joe Doing a great job.
40:25
Speaker 5: There's another couple Coming as well Oh god Really?
40:31
Speaker 4: Do you like Kings of Leon Joe?
40:32
Speaker 3: I love Kings of Leon Oh here you go Hey
40:34
Speaker 3: they're coming They're performing here Did you know that? Are
40:36
Speaker 3: they playing the old stuff? Probably not Oh good question
40:39
Speaker 3: Good question Yeah.
40:43
Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
40:46
Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive bag bones. Hope your Tuesday evening's
40:52
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Speaker 4: Bummed out. I haven't heard that saying in ages.
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Speaker 3: Yes. Yes, because I was planning to go to Reburger
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Speaker 3: on Friday night.
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Speaker 2: What happened?
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Speaker 3: Oh, bloody, some mate of my wife's called up and said,
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Speaker 3: do you want to meet in town for blah, blah, blah?
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Speaker 2: You said, no, we've got plans, Reburger, et cetera, et cetera.
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Speaker 3: Well, no, she said yes on my behalf.
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Speaker 2: So a last.
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Speaker 3: My wife specifically, but. She said, do you want to come?
41:38
Speaker 3: And I was, oh, I guess so.
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Speaker 2: So, yeah, okay.
41:42
Speaker 4: It just seems like that's probably a dinner that was
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Speaker 4: actually locked in before the show. No, no. But you
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41:48
Speaker 3: No, no. It wasn't pre-locked in. It was just a
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Speaker 3: spur of the moment. Sometimes, you know, like Mikey's talking
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Speaker 3: about going for a walk and stuff like that. You
41:57
Speaker 3: just sort of go with it, Keezy.
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Speaker 1: 100%.
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Speaker 4: I like that. Like, no one my age or below
42:02
Speaker 4: can handle things like a spontaneous, hey, calling someone up,
42:05
Speaker 4: having to talk to them on the phone, and then go, hey,
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Speaker 4: should we go grab dinner?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: I miss that shit.
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Speaker 2: Can I just say, man, you're falling for this hook, line,
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Speaker 2: and sinker.
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Speaker 4: Really?
42:14
Speaker 2: There's absolutely no way Jase... Who's asking Jase out late
42:17
Speaker 2: notice to go for dinner? Nobody. It's just another way
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Speaker 2: It's a disgrace.
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Speaker 4: It is a disgrace.
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Speaker 2: You said.
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Speaker 3: Did you lie to me, Jase?
42:32
Speaker 4: Mogey, mogey, mogey.
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Speaker 3: Such a cynical view of the world.
42:36
Speaker 4: That was the best acting you've done in years, man.
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Speaker 2: That was great.
42:40
Speaker 4: I fell for it.
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Speaker 3: Collective Soul there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
43:32
Speaker 3: Tuesday evening. But right now it's time for... Oh, yeah. Hey, guys.
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Speaker 4: Text here from Steve.
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Speaker 3: What's for tea, New Zealand?
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Speaker 4: With me, Keithy. That's right. What's for tea, New Zealand?
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Speaker 4: You text 3483. Tell us what you're having for dinner
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Speaker 2: Reburger.
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Speaker 2: Larson. And Stacey.
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Speaker 3: Newsome.
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Speaker 4: It's Gavin and Stacey.
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Speaker 2: G'day, guys.
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Speaker 4: Gavin and Stacey here. We will be having curried sausages
44:10
Speaker 4: on mashed taties. Cheers.
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Speaker 2: Curried sausages on mashed taties. An abomination.
44:15
Speaker 4: No, that sounds delicious.
44:17
Speaker 2: No.
44:18
Speaker 4: I love sausages.
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Speaker 2: No. I can't have, I can't, and this is just me,
44:21
Speaker 2: all right? This is not everyone's. I cannot have a
44:24
Speaker 2: sausage that is cooked in an oven amongst other liquids.
44:27
Speaker 2: I need to have, and I had sausages last night.
44:30
Speaker 2: I had sausages last night. I need to have them
44:32
Speaker 2: with a fried, so they've got a crispy edge in
44:34
Speaker 2: that to them. Not a mushy, as I say, abomination. Gross.
44:40
Speaker 2: It's from the 80s, actually, Keezy.
44:42
Speaker 3: I don't, yes, it very much is. I love that dish.
44:44
Speaker 3: I don't mind a sausage in a sauce like your
44:46
Speaker 3: deviled sausages, for example, but no, I can't abide curried sausages.
44:52
Speaker 3: Just can't do it.
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Speaker 4: Is it because you guys have never experienced good curried sausages?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I've probably never even tried it, but just
45:00
Speaker 2: the sound of it is foul.
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Speaker 3: Possibly.
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Speaker 4: I reckon it's that, because if you have a good one,
45:05
Speaker 4: my mum makes a good one. We used to when
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Speaker 4: I was a kid.
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Speaker 3: Amazing.
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Speaker 4: G'day, guys. Tanya here.
45:11
Speaker 2: Well, I'll just stop you there, Keezy, because a curried sausage. Now,
45:15
Speaker 2: a curried sausage, I take it back, is a brown sausage,
45:18
Speaker 2: so you brown them up first. But then it's smothered
45:21
Speaker 2: in a curry-flavoured gravy with onions, carrots and peas. Oh, God.
45:26
Speaker 4: That sounds delicious.
45:27
Speaker 2: No. No peas.
45:29
Speaker 4: Am I allowed to like it?
45:30
Speaker 2: Yes. As I said, it's just me. And Jace.
45:33
Speaker 4: And Jace seems to be jumping on board as well.
45:35
Speaker 2: He hates it. They're foul.
45:36
Speaker 3: Disgusting.
45:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, right. Okay. G'day, guys. Tanya here.
45:40
Speaker 3: Tanya Harding.
45:43
Speaker 4: Yeah. Tanya Harding.
45:45
Speaker 3: G'day, guys.
45:45
Speaker 4: Tanya Harding here. I'm having yum wok Chinese fatigue. Yum what?
45:51
Speaker 4: It must be like one of your local store down
45:53
Speaker 4: the road. Oh, that's the name of the old restaurant.
45:57
Speaker 3: Right, okay.
45:58
Speaker 4: We discussed this the other day. I miss getting my
46:01
Speaker 4: Chinese out of a warmer and trying to jam it
46:03
Speaker 4: into a plastic container. I miss that. I used to
46:06
Speaker 4: love that as a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not bad.
46:09
Speaker 3: Embarrassing your family.
46:10
Speaker 2: I sort of found that it was always the idea
46:13
Speaker 2: of it was better than the reality.
46:15
Speaker 3: Agreed.
46:15
Speaker 2: Because it had been under those heat lamps for God
46:17
Speaker 2: knows how many hours, and then it was just like that.
46:19
Speaker 3: Coagulated.
46:20
Speaker 4: But I was a kid, so I wasn't fussing.
46:22
Speaker 2: No, no, that's true.
46:23
Speaker 3: You're a garbage gut.
46:26
Speaker 4: That's literally what my parents used to call my brother
46:29
Speaker 4: and I.
46:29
Speaker 2: Right.
46:30
Speaker 4: Bloody garbo guts.
46:31
Speaker 3: Jeez.
46:32
Speaker 4: G'day, guys. Nick here.
46:34
Speaker 3: Cave. Yeah.
46:36
Speaker 4: Cage.
46:38
Speaker 3: Oh.
46:38
Speaker 4: Nick Cage.
46:39
Speaker 2: Wow.
46:39
Speaker 3: G'day, guys.
46:41
Speaker 4: My fiance and I are having a chunky soup and
46:44
Speaker 4: homemade garlic bread.
46:46
Speaker 2: Cheers. What kind of chunky soup?
46:47
Speaker 3: Well, that's very non-specific.
46:50
Speaker 4: Oh, he's just texted back, minestrone.
46:53
Speaker 2: I don't mind a minestrone, weirdly, but I don't like
46:55
Speaker 2: the peas. I'll eat around the peas.
46:57
Speaker 4: There's no peas in it.
46:58
Speaker 3: I hate minestrone.
46:59
Speaker 4: Why is that?
46:59
Speaker 3: Because it's got tomato. I like a creamy tomato soup
47:03
Speaker 3: with a grilled cheese toasty. Yes. But I don't like
47:07
Speaker 3: a minestrone.
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Speaker 4: Oh, so he said, sorry, I'm actually having a creamy
47:11
Speaker 4: tomato soup with a grilled cheese toastie.
47:13
Speaker 3: Now you're talking.
47:14
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
47:17
Speaker 1: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
47:20
Speaker 3: Arctic Monkeys there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
47:23
Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon. The time is 5.25. Now listen, the Black Claps.
47:29
Speaker 2: Caps. The Black Caps.
47:33
Speaker 3: The Black Caps are playing India at Eden Park on Friday,
47:37
Speaker 3: this Friday. If you want a double pass to that,
47:40
Speaker 3: give us a call right now on 0800 HODUCKY. I
47:43
Speaker 3: believe we're too zipped down at the moment, fellas.
47:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're getting flogged. Yeah, a little bit. I think
47:48
Speaker 2: there's another game possibly on, might be tomorrow night, might
47:51
Speaker 2: be on the Wednesday.
47:52
Speaker 3: Yes, I think you're right.
47:53
Speaker 2: Between now and the Friday, of course. Yeah, I haven't
47:56
Speaker 2: managed to catch either of the games, sadly. But the
47:59
Speaker 2: first one was a real run-scoring fest. The second one,
48:03
Speaker 2: not so much. But both have been very close games
48:05
Speaker 2: with an opportunity for both sides to win.
48:07
Speaker 3: Yes.
48:08
Speaker 2: But they are the best in the world at it.
48:09
Speaker 2: They toweled us up, didn't they, in the T20 World
48:12
Speaker 2: Cup final a year or so ago. G Lane, of course,
48:15
Speaker 2: travelled all the way to India to watch that final
48:17
Speaker 2: and watch us get absolutely done.
48:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
48:20
Speaker 3: Well, it was always going to happen as soon as
48:21
Speaker 3: he decided to do that. You know what I'm saying?
48:23
Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely. Also, fellas, we are going to be broadcasting
48:26
Speaker 4: live from the ground.
48:29
Speaker 3: Yeah.
48:29
Speaker 4: To celebrate the big T20 happening at Eden Park.
48:33
Speaker 2: That's how we celebrate it, from broadcasting live from there.
48:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. So we're broadcasting the show before India v.
48:39
Speaker 4: The Black Caps. That starts at 8 p.m. Friday night.
48:41
Speaker 4: 8 p.m.? Weather's looking good, so it's a great way
48:45
Speaker 4: to spend a Friday evening, fellas. We will be live, however,
48:48
Speaker 4: from the brand new Coca-Cola Field Club. So this is
48:51
Speaker 4: a brand new area. It's a new space. It's part
48:55
Speaker 4: of a massive $ 10 million upgrade to the Lower West Stand.
48:59
Speaker 4: It's right on the grass. You've got the best view,
49:01
Speaker 4: your ground level. Get that perspective right by the pitch there.
49:05
Speaker 4: And it's accessible if you've got a GA ticket. So
49:08
Speaker 4: it's not like a special area that you have to
49:09
Speaker 4: pay extra for. If you've got a GA ticket to
49:11
Speaker 4: the game, you can go down to the old Coca-Cola
49:14
Speaker 4: Field Club and check things out.
49:15
Speaker 3: That's what we'll be how good totally do we get
49:17
Speaker 3: snacks and stuff.
49:18
Speaker 4: No idea i have no idea jace but it's bloody
49:21
Speaker 4: exciting uh let's see who wants to get that double pass.
49:24
Speaker 3: G'day joe you're mad barson how's life pretty good there
49:27
Speaker 3: thanks fellas good on you mate you're a bit of
49:30
Speaker 3: a cricket fan are you joe I need a cricket, mate.
49:33
Speaker 1: Love it.
49:33
Speaker 4: You love it.
49:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice.
49:34
Speaker 3: Do you play yourself, can I ask, Joe?
49:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, we play a bit of last man standing. Nice.
49:39
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah, and what do you do for a crust, mate?
49:43
Speaker 2: I'm in the sales game there, fellas.
49:45
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, good on you, mate.
49:45
Speaker 4: There's no mug.
49:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're back, mate. So it's a double pass, Joe.
49:49
Speaker 3: Who are you going to take with you?
49:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was saying before, I think I might take
49:53
Speaker 2: my son if he's available. There you go.
49:56
Speaker 5: Lovely.
49:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, very nice, Father Sam. Come and say g'day to
49:59
Speaker 3: us in the, what was it, Geezy?
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Speaker 4: The Coca-Cola Field Club, Joe. Accessible if you've got a
50:04
Speaker 4: GA ticket, which you've got, man.
50:06
Speaker 3: Oh, sounds good. Good on you, mate. Stay on the
50:08
Speaker 3: line and old Pug Sam will sort you out, all right?
50:11
Speaker 2: Thanks, boys.
50:11
Speaker 3: Good stuff, mate.
50:12
Speaker 4: Bloody exciting. So if you are going along to the cricket,
50:15
Speaker 4: keep that in mind. GA Pass, come down to the
50:17
Speaker 4: Coca-Cola Field Club. We'll be broadcasting live before the game.
50:19
Speaker 4: It's meant to be a lovely evening.
50:20
Speaker 3: Yes.
50:21
Speaker 4: T20 cricket.
50:22
Speaker 3: My wife's going to come to that, actually. It's interesting, Mogi,
50:25
Speaker 3: because she's never been to a big match, whether it
50:28
Speaker 3: be rugby, league, cricket. And I said, my God, that's
50:31
Speaker 3: pretty extraordinary. Come to this. And she said, yeah, very keen. Really?
50:35
Speaker 4: Yeah.
50:35
Speaker 2: Wow.
50:36
Speaker 4: That's amazing.
50:37
Speaker 3: She said, is Keezy going to be there?
50:39
Speaker 4: What did you say?
50:40
Speaker 3: I said, yes. She was like, oh. I'll see how
50:43
Speaker 3: I go. Oh, really?
50:44
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Beat Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
50:48
Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
50:57
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big
50:59
Speaker 3: show done and dusted this Tuesday evening. We really do
51:03
Speaker 3: hope that you enjoyed it. In the disclaimer podcast, which
51:08
Speaker 3: is bonus content we do before the show, what's the
51:11
Speaker 3: clip you've got for us today, Keezy?
51:13
Speaker 4: Thanks, Jase. Today's disclaimer podcast was an oyster special.
51:18
Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
51:18
Speaker 4: So here is a clip. Comes out at 7.30 tonight
51:21
Speaker 4: wherever you get your podcasts from.
51:24
Speaker 3: You buy me 100 oysters, I guarantee you I'll eat
51:27
Speaker 3: them all.
51:28
Speaker 4: Listen to that. You guarantee you can eat 100.
51:30
Speaker 1: Yep.
51:31
Speaker 3: Easy.
51:31
Speaker 4: This is the guy who splits a one-person fish pie
51:34
Speaker 4: with his wife for dinner.
51:35
Speaker 2: That's right.
51:36
Speaker 4: And is full afterwards.
51:37
Speaker 2: It's true. He's telling you there.
51:40
Speaker 4: You could not eat 100 oysters.
51:41
Speaker 3: Bring it on.
51:42
Speaker 4: No, you couldn't.
51:43
Speaker 2: I wonder if we should bring that oyster chat online tomorrow.
51:45
Speaker 2: I think people would be interested in, you know, the
51:47
Speaker 2: cheapest dozens that are around the place.
51:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally.
51:50
Speaker 2: And also I'd like to get, because we're talking about
51:52
Speaker 2: oysters and I found some cheap ones over the weekend.
51:55
Speaker 2: Or actually, they're just normally priced. They're not restaurant prices.
51:57
Speaker 3: Yes.
51:58
Speaker 2: I'd like to hear from a restaurateur about how they
52:01
Speaker 2: managed to get them to be so expensive.
52:03
Speaker 3: Yeah.
52:03
Speaker 2: Quadruple the price.
52:06
Speaker 3: Absolutely, mate. Outrageous. It is outrageous. Mogi, what's your plans tonight, mate?
52:11
Speaker 4: Great question.
52:12
Speaker 2: I'm going to go home and I'm going to eat
52:13
Speaker 2: a lot. I am starving.
52:15
Speaker 3: Same.
52:16
Speaker 2: And then I've got to watch East of Eden. And
52:19
Speaker 2: then the movie Tenzing is out. Oh, yes. Tenzing, which
52:23
Speaker 2: is on Apple TV. You can't watch that, obviously. But
52:25
Speaker 2: it's got Tom Hiddleston in it playing Sir Edmond Hillary
52:30
Speaker 2: and another gentleman playing Norgay. Tenzin Norgay, I should say.
52:35
Speaker 2: So I want to watch that as well. A friend
52:36
Speaker 2: of mine produced it, but I won't be able to
52:38
Speaker 2: do it all, Keezy. You can't do it all, man.
52:40
Speaker 2: You just can't.
52:41
Speaker 4: 100% fellas.
52:42
Speaker 2: What are you going to be doing tonight there, Keezy, man?
52:45
Speaker 4: I'm having stuffed capsicums for dinner.
52:47
Speaker 2: Can I just say on behalf of everyone listening?
52:51
Speaker 4: I know, that's what I said.
52:52
Speaker 3: Is it like pork mince stuffed?
52:54
Speaker 4: Nah, it's mince, but it's not pork mince, which I'm
52:56
Speaker 4: fuming about.
52:57
Speaker 2: Stuffed capsicum is straight out of the 80s.
52:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. You've got to ditch that.
53:00
Speaker 2: I don't know.
53:01
Speaker 4: My wife really felt like capsicum.
53:03
Speaker 2: Is that coming out of, are these some kind of
53:05
Speaker 2: food boxes?
53:06
Speaker 4: No, my wife's making them. Right. So those will be
53:09
Speaker 4: ready when I get home. So I'm not stoked to
53:12
Speaker 4: go home, to be honest. And why would you be? Nah.
53:17
Speaker 4: So I work bloody hard.
53:19
Speaker 2: You do.
53:19
Speaker 4: For like three hours a day. A day. And then
53:21
Speaker 4: I have to, what, eat a capsicum?
53:22
Speaker 2: That is odd.
53:23
Speaker 3: Yeah.
53:24
Speaker 2: I will say that.
53:25
Speaker 4: So I'll be going home doing that, maybe going for
53:27
Speaker 4: a quick walk to aid with digestion afterwards.
53:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
53:30
Speaker 4: What about you, Jason?
53:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, what to do, what to do? I mean,
53:34
Speaker 3: it's hard, isn't it, when you've done the sort of,
53:39
Speaker 3: three-day thing because you get into sort of holiday mode.
53:42
Speaker 2: You do.
53:43
Speaker 3: And then it's kind of you snap back to reality again.
53:47
Speaker 2: Snap back to reality.
53:48
Speaker 3: You know, oh, God, that's right. I almost sometimes, I
53:51
Speaker 3: don't know if you guys are like this, if you
53:53
Speaker 3: have like a three-day, you sort of get out of
53:55
Speaker 3: the habit of, you know, getting to work and you'll
53:58
Speaker 3: be halfway through your day and you go, oh, my God,
54:00
Speaker 3: I've got work today.
54:01
Speaker 2: Yes.
54:02
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah. So I'll be... You still.
54:06
Speaker 4: Haven't told us what you're doing.
54:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's what I'm getting to, Jeezy. Oh, my God.
54:11
Speaker 3: I think we're going out for dinner because we've had
54:13
Speaker 3: home-cooked dinners three nights in a row.
54:15
Speaker 4: A last-minute call-up.
54:16
Speaker 2: Well, how is that possible? Because you had a Friday
54:18
Speaker 2: night dinner, you went out, and you're saying you had
54:20
Speaker 2: food at home three nights in a row.
54:22
Speaker 4: So you're just lying.
54:22
Speaker 3: Yeah, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Bullshit.
54:26
Speaker 4: See you tomorrow at four.
54:27
Speaker 3: Bye.
54:28
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's bullshit.