Latest / Movie Meltdown / 113.1: Oscar Meltdown 3D

Transcript

113.1: Oscar Meltdown 3D · Movie Meltdown

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. They are kind of creepy.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: I think it's the black eyes.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to talk about it. That's my favorite.
• 0:09
  Speaker 3: Stop talking about the pigs.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: They look like pig ass on me.
• 0:14
  Speaker 4: I just don't dig on swine. That's all.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: Falling Program is a proud member of the Pallava family
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: of podcasts.
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Check out all the shows over at palava.com.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: That's P-A-L-A-V-A dot com.
• 0:25
  Speaker 5: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
• 0:28
  Speaker 5: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
• 0:32
  Speaker 5: and parental discretion is advised.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Our nuclear reactor pumping.
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: Out one million kilowatts of power.
• 1:05
  Speaker 6: To provide more cooling.
• 1:06
  Speaker 4: In the containment chambers.
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: To your stations, we have a rebound signal.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: Do you squeal?
• 1:16
  Speaker 7: I've been squealing like a pig.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, which wheel?
• 1:21
  Speaker 8: Wheel now.
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: Wheel.
• 1:22
  Speaker 7: Whee! Whee! Whee!
• 1:24
  Speaker 9: Whee!
• 1:25
  Speaker 7: Whee! Whee!
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: Whee! Whee!
• 1:26
  Speaker 7: Whee! Whee!
• 1:27
  Speaker 10: Whee!
• 1:27
  Speaker 11: Whee!
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: Whee!
• 1:34
  Speaker 7: Everyone please sit tight. Everyone will win the right to
• 1:44
  Speaker 7: hold a trophy.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: To the balconies.
• 1:47
  Speaker 7: On high while the cameras roll and thank the world.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: What's up and welcome to Moving Up Down.
• 2:02
  Speaker 12: I am Brian.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: I'm Misty.
• 2:06
  Speaker 4: I'm Jay.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: I'm Greg.
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: I'm Marlena.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Wow, we're out of order. It took me a minute
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: to give you the cue, because I was like, I
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: was like, there's somebody over here, but there's nobody over
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: here on this side of the.
• 2:18
  Speaker 9: Table at all.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: It's Roger.
• 2:19
  Speaker 13: He's just wandering around. He's wandering out in the world
• 2:22
  Speaker 13: right now. So we are coming to you live from Butchertown.
• 2:25
  Speaker 7: Yay.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: And I'm not making that up.
• 2:28
  Speaker 13: This area, which I live in, and our home studio resides,
• 2:32
  Speaker 13: is known as Butchertown.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: Butchertown.
• 2:34
  Speaker 13: We are, what, less than a block or so away
• 2:36
  Speaker 13: from where they're slaughtering pigs.
• 2:39
  Speaker 3: Well, that's not smooth.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: Yep. And it's our hors d'oeuvres. Anyway, so... I've.
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: Already tasted the whatever it was in Marlena.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: That's Marlena's. She made a different batch, too. Bacon caramel.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: Bacon caramel. It kind of looks like congealed bacon grease.
• 2:56
  Speaker 13: But it tastes mostly like caramel.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: I was enjoying it.
• 2:59
  Speaker 14: I like it.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: The flavor's great. The consistency is.
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: I was not a.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: Fan of either. It all depends on you or your
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: culinary abilities.
• 3:08
  Speaker 14: It didn't turn out like I wanted. It didn't set up.
• 3:10
  Speaker 15: I don't think I cooked it long enough. I mean,
• 3:12
  Speaker 15: I use a candy thermometer and all, but caramel is
• 3:14
  Speaker 15: a tricky thing.
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: It's a tricky, tricky bastard.
• 3:17
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: I tried to make anything that was too tricky. I
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: wanted to keep it simple.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: It was crunchy like the homemade Red Hots. That might
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: be different than you just suck it on bacon chips.
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: Now that might be gross too.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: So if you haven't figured it out so far it's
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: Oscar Meltdown.
• 3:36
  Speaker 13: 3 otherwise known as the Oscar Meyer Party where we
• 3:41
  Speaker 13: load up with as much pork as humanly possible until
• 3:44
  Speaker 13: we all throw up and watch the Oscars and make
• 3:46
  Speaker 13: our snarky ass comments snarky comments from us? can you imagine?
• 3:51
  Speaker 13: no I cannot so since we tried to explain it
• 3:55
  Speaker 13: the last few times but again we had Oscar Meltdown
• 3:59
  Speaker 13: the first year Of course, as any sequel, any number
• 4:02
  Speaker 13: two should be referred. It was Oscar Meltdown 2, Electric Boogaloo.
• 4:07
  Speaker 13: And if you're going to have a third in any
• 4:08
  Speaker 13: film series, it needs to be Oscar Meltdown 3D.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Except they fucked it up with the Final Destination series. Yeah,
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: but they're retarded. They're not right.
• 4:18
  Speaker 4: As a series.
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: And they didn't happen in the 80s. Like the fifth one?
• 4:23
  Speaker 7: 3D?
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: It was fourth. Fourth, okay. Should have been 4D. You
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: really should have.
• 4:28
  Speaker 4: Girl, I should have used smell.
• 4:31
  Speaker 13: So, since it's... I should throw trees at you.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: Part with an animal. A ladder flies off the wall
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 4:40
  Speaker 13: Since it is Oscar Meltdown 3D, hopefully, as we instructed
• 4:44
  Speaker 13: you the past couple episodes, you've gone to your local
• 4:47
  Speaker 13: gas station slash convenience store and Can they hear us
• 4:50
  Speaker 13: in 3D? And you've asked them for your Movie Meltdown
• 4:54
  Speaker 13: 3D glasses. Now, hopefully you demanded them and you jumped
• 4:58
  Speaker 13: up and down and screamed until you were hauled away
• 5:00
  Speaker 13: by the cops. But after you did all that, hopefully
• 5:03
  Speaker 13: they handed you your Movie Meltdown 3D glasses. So it
• 5:06
  Speaker 13: is now time.
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: There's a reason to do that.
• 5:07
  Speaker 13: To go the fuck away.
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: He's writing on crayon that works with like colored cellophane
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: here just put this on your face he just.
• 5:15
  Speaker 13: Takes his like you know $ 200 sunglasses just here take
• 5:18
  Speaker 13: these just go that's them just put them on.
• 5:22
  Speaker 14: It smells like something's burning.
• 5:23
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah we'll get to that so put your 3D
• 5:27
  Speaker 13: glasses on now you at home go on it's time
• 5:30
  Speaker 13: put them on or what does it say on the Freddy.
• 5:33
  Speaker 8: Glasses wait the Freddy glasses say let's see Put these
• 5:38
  Speaker 8: on only when Maggie does and experience the film's final
• 5:43
  Speaker 8: battle in Freddy-vision.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: I like how you said bat-ill. All right.
• 5:50
  Speaker 13: So, yeah, much like the Freddy's dead glasses we have here,
• 5:53
  Speaker 13: you can put yours on right now and you can
• 5:55
  Speaker 13: experience this as Maggie does.
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: I can't have the same experience because mine are retarded.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: It's because you've got Skid Row 3D glasses. I totally do.
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: I broke out my Skid Row.
• 6:06
  Speaker 16: 3D glasses from, I'm pretty sure it's the, I'll say,
• 6:09
  Speaker 16: Can You Scream?
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: I believe it is. They're 3D.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: They don't look right.
• 6:16
  Speaker 13: No, they're like missing a side. One side has no
• 6:19
  Speaker 13: tint to it.
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: One side's clear and one side is like a grayish charcoal.
• 6:24
  Speaker 13: I think Sebastian designed these. It's like he poked your
• 6:28
  Speaker 13: eye out. Yeah.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: So when the pictures are posted, yes, I am in
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: fact wearing 3D glasses. They are just Skid Row 3D glasses.
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: Skid Row.
• 6:35
  Speaker 17: I went from Marlena to reply, what's Skid Row?
• 6:40
  Speaker 15: I didn't realize Skid Row the band would have 3D glasses.
• 6:43
  Speaker 15: I thought there was a movie called Skid Row that
• 6:46
  Speaker 15: I had never heard of.
• 6:47
  Speaker 13: It's just you put those glasses on when they sing
• 6:49
  Speaker 13: that number during Little Shop. You fully experience the destitute. Wow.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, so once again, put on your 3D glasses now,
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: and we are now in 3D audio. It's like we're
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: actually in your ears.
• 7:06
  Speaker 8: It's like we're actually here in three dimensions recording it.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait. So, aren't you glad you bought those glasses?
• 7:15
  Speaker 13: So, remember, keep them on during the entire show. Otherwise,
• 7:19
  Speaker 13: the whole show just falls apart. Speaking of which, okay,
• 7:21
  Speaker 13: it's time to go check the hors d'oeuvres.
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, hors d'oeuvres. That's good. I was like, what the
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: hell's going on?
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: Wow, the alarm went off.
• 7:29
  Speaker 4: No wonder it was.
• 7:30
  Speaker 13: You took your glasses off.
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: That's what it was.
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: I wonder it smelled like smoke. Aunt Brian is cooking.
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: We are in for trouble. You put some baking popcorn
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: in the oven.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: Is that not how you do it?
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have to call Cousin Willie.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: You stick the whole bag in the oven.
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: Screw Cousin Willie. Alright, so... They're not ready yet.
• 7:56
  Speaker 13: So while we're going on here, we'll move into our
• 7:58
  Speaker 13: geek activities.
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: And at some point in the middle of this, we'll
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: have our... Is it bacon cookies? Yeah, they're bacon cookies.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: She has bacon cookies. Those are Marlena's entry into this.
• 8:08
  Speaker 15: But there are... I use chunky peanut butter, so I
• 8:11
  Speaker 15: don't think you'll like them.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: Just don't, Pat.
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: Too late. It's pretty obvious.
• 8:15
  Speaker 13: You can fool her.
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: I cannot unhear what I've already heard.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh. You're not hearing it in 3D. What did you
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: say they were?
• 8:22
  Speaker 14: They're chunky peanut butter. I mean, I'm not sure.
• 8:24
  Speaker 13: They're bacon cookies. Bacon and peanut butter. What more can
• 8:29
  Speaker 13: you ask for?
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: They're really good. I put peanut butter in my chili.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: My mom does that. Does she really?
• 8:34
  Speaker 16: Good for her.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: She also puts okra in there.
• 8:43
  Speaker 18: Okra ah okra's evil she'll lie she'll tell you she
• 8:47
  Speaker 18: didn't put it in there then you'll find it then
• 8:48
  Speaker 18: she'll be like oh i don't know maybe it just fell.
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: In there yeah mom it just happened to fall in
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: there my entire family has made fun of me for
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: my whole life for putting peanut.
• 9:01
  Speaker 18: Butter a lot of people do that yeah that's pretty
• 9:03
  Speaker 18: normal yeah that's ideal thank you.
• 9:07
  Speaker 13: That's that's ideal that's pretty normal yeah yeah Speaking of
• 9:11
  Speaker 13: weird things in your food, while we get started here,
• 9:17
  Speaker 13: I heard from Randy today.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: And he said to send you guys a special.
• 9:20
  Speaker 13: Thank you just for showing up for the Oscar party
• 9:22
  Speaker 13: because he's looking forward to hearing it. And he was
• 9:25
  Speaker 13: concerned about what we were going to eat.
• 9:28
  Speaker 19: I'm concerned about what we're going to eat.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: You should be.
• 9:31
  Speaker 13: But, yeah, he was like, I hope to God there's no, like,
• 9:35
  Speaker 13: pimento loaf or olive loaf or anything.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: And I was like.
• 9:39
  Speaker 13: That bumped it up on your list, right? Well, no,
• 9:41
  Speaker 13: I was like, well, it's in your best interest that...
• 9:43
  Speaker 13: I don't think any of us here will eat anything green, so,
• 9:46
  Speaker 13: I mean.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: I will.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Pimento loaf has weird red and green.
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: I love pimento loaf. You would.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: I like pimento loaf and pepper loaf and... Ham and
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: cheese loaf. Ham and cheese loaf. Ham and cheese loaf.
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: It's just awesome.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: You just pop little pieces of cheese. out of them
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: individually and leave little holes. Well, I told him.
• 10:03
  Speaker 13: Is this cheese loaf?
• 10:05
  Speaker 19: No, it's just got little pieces of cheese infused in
• 10:08
  Speaker 19: the mechanically separated and refused pork.
• 10:12
  Speaker 13: I told him that Misty was more than likely thoroughly
• 10:15
  Speaker 13: creeped out by both of those options, which, am I right?
• 10:17
  Speaker 7: No.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, I like olives.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: That's what's in there.
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like the processed meat. So I told
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: him we were pretty safe on that. All right, let
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: me go check that again before it totally catches fire.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: That might make it taste better.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. What is it? I'm going to find it.
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: Is it the ham pie that I was trying to
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: get you to think of? Ham pie.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: We talked about the possibility of making another... Turkzilla, but
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: out of pork products.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about that. I was like, man, what
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: if you made one with spam?
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: Boy, that'd be cool.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Spam and a layer of bacon.
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: And then mashed potatoes.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: And a layer of Vienna sausage.
• 11:00
  Speaker 7: No.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: We did say hot dogs might work.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: There's all kinds of weird bacon creations on This Is
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: Why You're Fat.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Why am I not surprised? Wrap the whole thing in bacon.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: You've watched Epic Mealtime, haven't you? You've never watched Epic Mealtime?
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, now I have to show it to you.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: It's fucking retarded.
• 11:23
  Speaker 14: I'm going to eat all day.
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: I specifically ate bran flakes today because we were eating
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: too much.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: That sounds like bad porn.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: Like, we're going to fix this.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: We need a corndog. It's time for phase one.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think last time we did tacky,
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: but the.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: Only thing I could think of more tacky than our usual.
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: Oscar Mayer festivities would be spammed. I love Spam.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: I'll eat Spam. So these are many, many options.
• 12:15
  Speaker 13: Actually, there were only two recipes initially going in, but
• 12:18
  Speaker 13: then I started mixing them up. So we have, this
• 12:21
  Speaker 13: one is, the initial recipe was Spam wrapped in bacon,
• 12:26
  Speaker 13: which I thought was massively tacky and we needed to do.
• 12:29
  Speaker 13: And then we also had Smokies involved. So we have
• 12:31
  Speaker 13: little Smokies then skewered onto a piece of Spam.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Go to town. Take a couple and.
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: I'll pass them to you.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: A little smoky. It's hot and a little smoky since
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: I'm in the sixth grade.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Mmm, Spamalicious, dude. I haven't had Spam for so long.
• 12:47
  Speaker 16: My grandma always made my grandpa fried Spam sandwiches for lunch.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: Spamwiches? That's fine. Yeah, never call 1-800-I-LOVE-SPAM. I thought that
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: was the hotline for Spam. It's not. It's a government.
• 13:00
  Speaker 19: No, it's a government military installation thing.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: A little smoky, just a smoky juice.
• 13:07
  Speaker 17: I probably would.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: Have shot coke everywhere. Little wiener juice. Alright.
• 13:18
  Speaker 13: And then we have to round it out with the
• 13:20
  Speaker 13: traditional pigs in blankets. Which of course stay away from
• 13:24
  Speaker 13: this area over here because I'm assuming Misty would have
• 13:27
  Speaker 13: still requested her blankets only area.
• 13:29
  Speaker 16: I don't like blankets only.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: I don't like hot dogs.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: But they're little skunkies.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: They're different.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: But that's what these are. They're a little stupid.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: They're different. That one's got bacon in it, too.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: Bacon in it, too? Brian, you went all out.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all going to die of massive heart attacks.
• 13:46
  Speaker 14: I mean, that's okay.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: I ate healthy all day yesterday.
• 13:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I've decided there's no way to have a recipe
• 13:55
  Speaker 13: healthy that ends in wrapped in bacon.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: Unless it's turkey bacon.
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of those are hot dogs, and then
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: some are Smokies. And then there were a few that
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: I decided to experiment, so there are... I got a
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: spam one. Wrap spam. Oh, I didn't get a wrap spam.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Spam in a blanket right here. All right. Spam in
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: a blanket. Spam in a blanket.
• 14:20
  Speaker 13: If I was going to do this, I might as
• 14:22
  Speaker 13: well mix it up for God's sake. What we need
• 14:24
  Speaker 13: is Oscar Mayer to officially sponsor this. Well, that was why,
• 14:28
  Speaker 13: because technically, and I figured somebody would call me out,
• 14:31
  Speaker 13: so I called myself out. Spam is not made by
• 14:34
  Speaker 13: Oscar Mayer, but I also decided it's A, tacky, which
• 14:37
  Speaker 13: fits our show, and B, until we're officially sponsored by.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Hey, we have multicolored toothpicks. That's fancy.
• 14:48
  Speaker 13: Until we're officially sponsored by Oscar Mayer, I can bend
• 14:52
  Speaker 13: the rules and serve whatever the hell I want.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: And we're right down from the street named Melwood, so
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: that tells you we're at the epicenter of... Now that
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I have the spam wrapped in a blanket, I'm a
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: little afraid.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Eat it. I may have a will.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: Yet.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Are these Pillsbury croissants? Kroger brand? No, they're actual Pillsbury. See,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: yet another local organization.
• 15:25
  Speaker 13: Once again, if any of these would like a sponsor,
• 15:28
  Speaker 13: we will gladly accept your money.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: And serve your food.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: My mom hates the.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Pillowberry dough, by the way.
• 15:33
  Speaker 11: It's an unnatural hatred, too.
• 15:37
  Speaker 19: I don't understand what the deal is with my mom,
• 15:40
  Speaker 19: because she's not really, well, I take it back.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: She is one to hate things.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Generally not.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: She's generally pretty nice. Your mom's fucking awesome. She's funny
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: as shit sometimes. She really, really hates the dough boy.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 15:57
  Speaker 14: Like, in the same way that Misty hates most things?
• 16:00
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 16:00
  Speaker 19: Like, she says she wants to grab him and smash
• 16:03
  Speaker 19: him with a roller and put him in the oven
• 16:05
  Speaker 19: and cook him.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: That's my same feeling about gingers.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Has she seen Ginger Dead Man? No, I don't think
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: she has. I don't know that she wants to, actually.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: She doesn't like him and she doesn't like Snuggles.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Snuggle Bear.
• 16:19
  Speaker 13: I think we're all kind of creeped out by Snuggles
• 16:22
  Speaker 13: a little bit.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Come on. But yet she likes Lamb Chop, and I
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: can't figure that one out.
• 16:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that's one shade away from Snuggles.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:29
  Speaker 13: Her mom's awesome.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: What's her name?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Sherry Lewis?
• 16:32
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: That does Lamb Chop?
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: She's crazy.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I think she is kind of crazy, actually.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Well, she's dead, so it doesn't matter.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry. Sorry, Sherry Lewis. That makes it totally okay.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: My kindergarten teacher went nuts. I mean, like, literally went nuts.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: And she had a puppet Kermit the Frog. She even
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: took her school picture with Kermit the Frog by her face,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: and she would talk through Kermit the Frog and have
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: different conversations. And they finally had to just say, you
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: need to be put away for a little while.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: You kind of had your own little Mr. Hat going
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: on there. Pass the meat, Gil. Don't be hogging that meat.
• 17:16
  Speaker 13: Unintended My mouth has never felt so salty What did
• 17:20
  Speaker 13: you say?
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: My mouth has never.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Felt so salty I'm not even going to address that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I mean my tongue feels like it's been pickled.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Tomorrow we'll all be swollen And dead More than.
• 17:34
  Speaker 13: Likely So this week's geek activities If we can lay
• 17:39
  Speaker 13: off the spam for a minute here I don't know
• 17:42
  Speaker 13: Well I'm going to while I'll tell you mine So, again,
• 17:46
  Speaker 13: usually I try to be as professional as we do
• 17:49
  Speaker 13: at all in this show and do a little preparation. So, granted,
• 17:53
  Speaker 13: I'll get called out, I'm sure, for not seeing the
• 17:55
  Speaker 13: majority of movies that were actually nominated this year. But
• 17:58
  Speaker 13: that's also because I'm poor. So, once again, as soon
• 18:00
  Speaker 13: as the endorsement money starts rolling in, I'll be able
• 18:02
  Speaker 13: to afford to.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Go see some of these movies.
• 18:04
  Speaker 13: But the one I did watch this past week was
• 18:07
  Speaker 13: Winter's Bone. And, once again, for a local tie-in, that's,
• 18:11
  Speaker 13: you know, if for nothing else... Just the word bone
• 18:15
  Speaker 13: in it. As if we're not juvenile enough that we're
• 18:23
  Speaker 13: sitting here eating pork all night.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: No, I haven't watched Saturday Night Live in.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Like 20 years.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Wayne's World.
• 18:29
  Speaker 13: That's the last time it was almost funny. So, yeah,
• 18:39
  Speaker 13: once again, I mean, I've been hearing this for a
• 18:41
  Speaker 13: long time. I was actually at the premiere of that
• 18:44
  Speaker 13: movie and didn't get to see it because it was.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: A huge ticket price.
• 18:46
  Speaker 13: Granted, it was for charity, and that's all good and everything,
• 18:49
  Speaker 13: but I didn't have money to pay for it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Right, you are, and you need a charity.
• 18:53
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I am a charity. It just hasn't started rolling
• 18:56
  Speaker 13: in yet. But, yeah, everything I've heard about it is true.
• 19:00
  Speaker 13: Jennifer Lawrence is amazing in it. I mean, it's kind
• 19:04
  Speaker 13: of ridiculous how.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Is it the Joey Lawrence? Is that... Did she ever say, whoa?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Let's hope not, really.
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: I don't think anybody wants to claim being related to
• 19:16
  Speaker 13: Joey Lawrence.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Dude, I totally would. Not now that he's bald.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Is he bald?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awesome. Well, I'm bald, so... There's nothing.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I'm Joey Lawrence.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: You didn't know that. Ha ha, take that, Joey Lawrence.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: No, let me clarify.
• 19:31
  Speaker 15: There's nothing wrong with being bald, but, like, Joey Lawrence,
• 19:34
  Speaker 15: he had that, like, hair, and he said, whoa, and
• 19:36
  Speaker 15: now he's bald.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Who cares? Yeah, he was kind of known for his hair.
• 19:40
  Speaker 16: They had fake 5 o'clock shadow now on there, because
• 19:42
  Speaker 16: I'm pretty sure it's just spray-painted on, so it really
• 19:44
  Speaker 16: has no hair anymore.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: So he has, like, this weird little stubble.
• 19:46
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's really weird.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: It's just spray glue and sand.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, it would.
• 19:51
  Speaker 14: Suck if you lost your trademark, you know?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: He can't say whoa. He can still say whoa.
• 19:58
  Speaker 14: He can still say whoa, but he doesn't have the hair.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Whoa, where'd my hair go? Now he's the dad. Is
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: he on a sitcom or something now? Is he on
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: a sitcom?
• 20:06
  Speaker 11: I don't know, but I remember that it's him and
• 20:08
  Speaker 11: Melissa Joan Hart or something.
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: Oh, God.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: What a has-been sitcom.
• 20:13
  Speaker 11: I could totally make that part up, but he has
• 20:15
  Speaker 11: a show with someone.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think you are.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: The Melissa and Joey show.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: That's what it's called. You name shows like I do.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Joey and Clarissa or something like that.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Clarissa explains everything to Joey. And then Six walks in.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: And then Sam.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Wasn't Sam the guy who was in the window?
• 20:33
  Speaker 14: I love Sam, yeah. I loved Elvis the Alligator. I
• 20:36
  Speaker 14: just want to pet Alligator.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: What ever happened to Blossom? She was on.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Isn't she on.
• 20:44
  Speaker 15: Isn't it Blossom that's on Big Bang Theory now?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Yes. She's Sheldon's girlfriend. Holy crap, I didn't realize it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Holy crap, we don't watch that show that much. She
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: also was on... Was she on Curb Your Enthusiasm for
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: a while?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Someone else made her a show because they gave her
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: a makeover.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. She's been needing that for years. Maybe I'm
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: completely making up the Curb Your Enthusiasm thing. I don't know.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: I hate that show.
• 21:12
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: So, like we were saying, when she's... Yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence.
• 21:16
  Speaker 13: So, yeah.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence is amazing in this. And just... It is
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: ridiculous to think that just like a few years ago,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: she decided.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: To be an actress. You know?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: She... I mean, she's ridiculously young anyway. But then on
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: top of that, I mean, she just.
• 21:32
  Speaker 13: kind of moved to New York and started doing modeling
• 21:34
  Speaker 13: and ended up, you know, trying this out.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: And, yeah, it's so layered.
• 21:39
  Speaker 13: I mean, it'd be different if she was just, like, this,
• 21:42
  Speaker 13: you know, mouthy teenager or she was just this, like,
• 21:46
  Speaker 13: wounded girl taking care of her whole family. But, like,
• 21:48
  Speaker 13: there's just facets. Like, every scene is, like, you know,
• 21:51
  Speaker 13: she kind of plays one way.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: And the other.
• 21:54
  Speaker 13: And it's impressive because it's all really realistic.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: And that's... I think the.
• 22:00
  Speaker 13: The thing that's most impressive about the whole movie is
• 22:03
  Speaker 13: just it could be a documentary. Like, it really is
• 22:07
  Speaker 13: frighteningly accurate to places that I've seen. I used to
• 22:12
  Speaker 13: have to drive around this area a little further into
• 22:15
  Speaker 13: it than I would have liked to and came across
• 22:17
  Speaker 13: a lot of places that looked eerily similar to places
• 22:21
  Speaker 13: I saw in this movie. And the thing is, it's
• 22:23
  Speaker 13: not even set here. It's not shot here. I mean,
• 22:25
  Speaker 13: she's from here, but, I mean, it's set in Louisiana.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 13: But it could equally as be. And that's what I
• 22:30
  Speaker 13: started thinking. It's like the more I watched this thing,
• 22:32
  Speaker 13: I was like, this could be taking place anywhere, really.
• 22:35
  Speaker 13: Because these kind of towns exist all over the country.
• 22:39
  Speaker 13: Probably all over the world. But, I mean, these little
• 22:42
  Speaker 13: towns that sort of exist all to themselves. And this
• 22:46
  Speaker 13: group of people that, you know, there's activities going on.
• 22:50
  Speaker 13: And everybody knows it. And they sort of keep to themselves.
• 22:53
  Speaker 13: And they take care of themselves. They have their own little...
• 22:56
  Speaker 13: system around there and everything is run through their system
• 22:59
  Speaker 13: and you know the law has little to do with
• 23:02
  Speaker 13: it so I think that's going on everywhere and I
• 23:05
  Speaker 13: think that's the the most impressive thing is that you
• 23:07
  Speaker 13: could set this anywhere it could be you know somewhere
• 23:10
  Speaker 13: out west and the locale would look a little different
• 23:12
  Speaker 13: but this exact story could kind of be going on
• 23:15
  Speaker 13: and just the acting across the board it's it's amazing
• 23:18
  Speaker 13: uh John Hawks who is also up for an Oscar
• 23:21
  Speaker 13: tonight is uh is ridiculously impressive and The one that,
• 23:25
  Speaker 13: and we were talking about this last week, of not
• 23:27
  Speaker 13: being able to take people seriously once they've been one role,
• 23:31
  Speaker 13: the sheriff in the town is Garrett Dillahunt, who, Misty,
• 23:35
  Speaker 13: you would know as the dad in Raising Hope.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: That's all I could see him as.
• 23:39
  Speaker 13: Like, he's so funny on Raising Hope now that, like,
• 23:41
  Speaker 13: he's trying to play it straight, and he is. I mean,
• 23:44
  Speaker 13: he does a great job, but it's just, like, the
• 23:45
  Speaker 13: whole time, I'm like.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I saw him before that, before I ever saw
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Raising Hope.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's been in tons of stuff.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: So I saw him in a.
• 23:52
  Speaker 11: burning bright well he plays a jackass alcoholic dad that
• 23:55
  Speaker 11: you that's why i threw me when he was on
• 23:57
  Speaker 11: raising hope since i already had the burning if anybody
• 24:02
  Speaker 11: else ever seen burning bright it's a fucking awesome movie
• 24:04
  Speaker 11: i don't care what anybody said the movie kicks.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Ass it's got a fucking tiger gonna eat your ass
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: it was fucking awesome.
• 24:09
  Speaker 17: Come on now it's a tiger in the house you
• 24:12
  Speaker 17: can't get out take it now it is take.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: It now eat your damn cell phone I don't know
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: what he did but whatever it's.
• 24:22
  Speaker 16: Fucking awesome so I had that notion of him already
• 24:24
  Speaker 16: as a jackass that I hated and I love him
• 24:26
  Speaker 16: and I love.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Raising Hope Raising Hope is so fucking awesome it is.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Awesome so I don't know sorry I totally interrupted.
• 24:31
  Speaker 13: You well no that's the thing I mean he has
• 24:33
  Speaker 13: been working for like the last 15-20 years and stuff
• 24:36
  Speaker 13: like steadily so I mean he's got a huge resume
• 24:38
  Speaker 13: but he's so good on Raising Hope that I immediately
• 24:41
  Speaker 13: was just like Yeah, it was hard to get past that,
• 24:44
  Speaker 13: but again, he turns in a great job on this one.
• 24:47
  Speaker 13: And then also, completely unrecognizable. Got to the end, saw
• 24:51
  Speaker 13: the credits, and went, wait, who the hell was that?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Cheryl Lee is in this.
• 24:56
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 24:57
  Speaker 13: Completely, does a great job. I'm sitting there watching. That
• 25:00
  Speaker 13: whole scene's amazing, but I'm just.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Didn't even occur to me. She looks so different now.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Cheryl can laugh too. No, not naked, not wrapped in plastic.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. What the fuck's up with
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: that stupid-ass logo?
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: What?
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: They changed the Sarah Lee.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Sarah Lee.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: They changed it. It used to be that nobody doesn't...
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Nobody doesn't.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Like Sarah Lee.
• 25:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Now they changed it to nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: That's fucking retarded.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of is, actually. It used to be.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: What did it... It used to be.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Nobody does it like.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I always thought it was nobody. It's always been nobody
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: doesn't like.
• 25:38
  Speaker 13: It was nobody does it like.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I think they changed it. There was never a contraction
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 25:49
  Speaker 13: Now there is.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I think it's probably because they were implying do it
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: and somebody complained. Probably.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, she did it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Nobody does it like Sarah Lee. No, no one does
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: it like it. Is Sarah Lee still hot? Not so much.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 26:09
  Speaker 13: I mean, we'd seen her, I think last time I'd
• 26:12
  Speaker 13: seen her was on Gilmore Girls. Like, she was already,
• 26:14
  Speaker 13: you know, playing a mom. But now she's like a
• 26:18
  Speaker 13: backwoods mom. And it was just like... Yeah, I did
• 26:21
  Speaker 13: not recognize her at all. She was never as hot
• 26:23
  Speaker 13: as Sherilyn Finn. No. Well, nobody's as hot as Sherilyn Finn,
• 26:26
  Speaker 13: especially back in the day.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, it couldn't be.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Sherilyn Finn was probably the hottest chick ever. I can't
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: argue that. It's ridiculous how hot she was. I had
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a problem there for a few years. So I'll agree
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: with you. We had to lock you up when the
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Playboy came out. You know what? I intentionally stayed away
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: from that. It's upstairs. I'll go get it right now.
• 26:45
  Speaker 15: No.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: This show will come to a screeching halt.
• 26:47
  Speaker 16: I can't think of Carolyn Fim without thinking of Sammy Sam.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about her sweater puppies.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Whenever I see her, all I can.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Think of is sweater puppies.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Actually, what purged everything for me was Boxing Elena.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, that's bad.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I'm done.
• 27:03
  Speaker 13: Julian Sands ruins everything.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, this is Warlock. I blame Warlock for most
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: of my problems, really.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Warlock 3 was awesome.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Is that the porn one?
• 27:19
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: There was one of them that was just Warlock.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, anyone that says Warlock 3 was awesome is
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: a geek.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I would only hope it was Warlock 3D.
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: No.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: They couldn't afford 3D.
• 27:31
  Speaker 15: No. I don't even remember it, but I just remember
• 27:35
  Speaker 15: watching it a long time ago and thinking, man, that
• 27:38
  Speaker 15: movie's fucking real. I love that Warlock 3.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: To this day, Defend at Warlock 3 is awesome.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I don't remember it at all.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I don't remember it at all.
• 27:49
  Speaker 15: But I do know, and everyone knows this, but my
• 27:52
  Speaker 15: mom was a huge, obsessive, fan.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: How's the dolphin room doing?
• 27:56
  Speaker 14: Well, I think it's okay. Her roommate moved out.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: So much for quickly moving through. I told you. We
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: can't do it. I know about it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Look at the pills kicked in.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: What happened? Woo! So, I'll round mine out. If I can. So, yeah, it's...
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I'll get one more rant. Oh, I'm sure.
• 28:17
  Speaker 13: The director is Deborah Granik, and she really is impressive.
• 28:22
  Speaker 13: Everything about this is just... completely, perfectly put together. Just
• 28:27
  Speaker 13: the tone overall is amazing.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Just the mood. I mean, it's, it's nothing officially.
• 28:33
  Speaker 13: I mean, it's not like it's a horror movie, but
• 28:35
  Speaker 13: it has this creepy tone to it that granted it's
• 28:38
  Speaker 13: a lot of these backwards, creepy ass characters, but not
• 28:42
  Speaker 13: even that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: It's just the whole thing is.
• 28:43
  Speaker 13: Like this washed out feeling and this like overwhelming, like you,
• 28:47
  Speaker 13: you really, there's this like overwhelming hopelessness to it. And
• 28:51
  Speaker 13: you're sitting here looking at them at their, like, you know, they're,
• 28:54
  Speaker 13: destitute little like plot of land and their.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Truck sitting on it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 13: And I'm kind of like, wow, this is so sad.
• 29:00
  Speaker 13: And then you start to feel like, Oh, this is
• 29:02
  Speaker 13: their life.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: How sad.
• 29:03
  Speaker 13: And then I looked around at my empty ass house
• 29:05
  Speaker 13: and I was like, where the fuck am I to
• 29:08
  Speaker 13: pass judgment?
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: And I think, again, I think that is one of.
• 29:11
  Speaker 13: These strengths of it is like, it really does sort
• 29:13
  Speaker 13: of put things in perspective and you're like, well, you know,
• 29:16
  Speaker 13: how is their life any worse than yours? You know,
• 29:19
  Speaker 13: you're not really any better than these people. And these
• 29:21
  Speaker 13: people are going pretty awesome. You do have a charmed life.
• 29:26
  Speaker 13: Anybody with a little bit Kenny Rogers in their bedroom.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, my life's pretty awesome, too. I can't complain. Yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: with the painting in the garage. Yeah, my fucking four
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: riders in the apocalypse. It's four, right? Yeah. I think
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you're pork drunk. Already, we barely started.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: And the freaking pink pills.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: No, that works too.
• 29:51
  Speaker 13: So, I don't know, I think that's like one of
• 29:53
  Speaker 13: the strengths is just the, the, Overall tone of it,
• 29:56
  Speaker 13: just the performances across the board are amazing, and just
• 29:59
  Speaker 13: her direction. This is kind of like her second full-length feature,
• 30:03
  Speaker 13: so I really kind of want to see.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Where she goes, because I think she does a great
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: job directing it. And again, the whole thing rests on
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence's shoulders and carries it. And she's, what, 17?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous how impressive she is in this.
• 30:20
  Speaker 13: And I'm still, you know, I worked for like three
• 30:22
  Speaker 13: days trying to set up an interview last time she
• 30:24
  Speaker 13: was in town. So it's my goal now to have
• 30:27
  Speaker 13: her sit in with the caffeinated movie geek set up.
• 30:29
  Speaker 13: So we'll see how that goes.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Good luck to me. The gigolos out in front of
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: the store and everything.
• 30:35
  Speaker 13: I mean, you know, she's from Hollywood now.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: You never know. She's probably seeing that all the time.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: So that was pretty much it. I was just going
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: to get the Oscar tie in there. That's about all
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I watched this.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Week anyway, so.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Who is next?
• 30:52
  Speaker 16: Should we go ahead and turn the TV on and
• 30:54
  Speaker 16: do it in between commercial breaks?
• 30:55
  Speaker 13: I was going to do that as we began, but.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: If the sound's on and we actually broadcast any of
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the Oscars, do.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: We get sued? We've done it for three years. I
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: would love to get a cease and desist letter from
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: the Oscars.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, who good in June?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: That's the last time we.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Worked in a successful movie. Is that for.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Jerry Maguire.
• 31:20
  Speaker 16: Is that one of the bad movies that we watched
• 31:21
  Speaker 16: when he was in with Henry Rollins?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: God, it was terrible. That was The Devil's Tomb. The
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Devil's Tomb. Oh, it was bad. It was horrible. You
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: guys made me go out and rent that movie.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Sucker!
• 31:34
  Speaker 16: Hey, we currently have a flood watch, too.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: If we get washed away, then... You don't know why.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a commercial break, so we're.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Going to do mine. If you turn it down.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Alright, what did we do with our youth week?
• 31:46
  Speaker 13: We watched.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Did we ever.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Talk about Mega Piranha vs.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Super or Gatoroid?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I brought it up, but I don't think you had
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: a chance, so go for it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: It was fucking awesome. It turned me against... Tiffany.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: No, I was actually more rooting for Tiffany.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Debbie Gibson was fucking pissing me off with her whole little, Oh,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: we can't kill the snakes. They're better. I'm like, oh,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: fuck you. Kill the fucking snakes, you stupid-ass bitch.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: It was meh.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I was kind of surprised at the end, and they
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: told me I came out of nowhere.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that one. Yeah, spoiler alert!
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to spoil them and say I didn't
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: see it coming, but you came out of nowhere. I
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: didn't know that.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Was going on.
• 32:24
  Speaker 13: It is not how they usually end those sippy movies,
• 32:27
  Speaker 13: because they're planning ahead.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm waiting for the sequel.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: But then what did we watch?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: We watched Piranha. Piranha. Which you were disappointed in. Yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I thought it sucked.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: You liked Mega Piranha.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I liked Mega Piranha better.
• 32:43
  Speaker 13: Man how do you not like perot it's just a
• 32:46
  Speaker 13: gore fest you know it was.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Fun but we didn't see it we didn't see it
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: in the.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Theater jerry o'connell couldn't die fast.
• 32:51
  Speaker 13: Oh i know but i mean he's so good at
• 32:53
  Speaker 13: that part because i think he really gives that jacket yeah.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I mean really.
• 32:59
  Speaker 19: My secret identity you know i still got that idea
• 33:02
  Speaker 19: of jerry o'connell kind of dorky kid that Hooks up
• 33:07
  Speaker 19: with the scientist and then gets superpowers.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I've always just thought he was a jackass. He finally
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: came through. A role made for him. It was fun
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I liked it. I had a good time.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: We were sitting there making fun of people when they're
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: going to die.
• 33:20
  Speaker 16: It was something like that scene when they're in the
• 33:21
  Speaker 16: harbor area and they're like, get out of the water.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Nobody listens because they're all stupid asses. They're just fucking
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: hard and they don't listen to anybody.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: That sounds pretty realistic to me.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: That was pretty fucking awesome.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: There were dead pieces flying everywhere.
• 33:35
  Speaker 19: It was great for anybody who's lived in any spring
• 33:39
  Speaker 19: break town area.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I used to live in Fort Walton. Beach, Florida, so.
• 33:45
  Speaker 19: That's around Destin and Panama City. During the summertime, you
• 33:49
  Speaker 19: get all the people coming down for spring break and stuff,
• 33:51
  Speaker 19: and you really just wanted a majority of them to
• 33:53
  Speaker 19: die because you just couldn't stand it. It's about like
• 33:55
  Speaker 19: the derby around here. You get a bunch of people
• 33:57
  Speaker 19: from out of town, and they don't know where they're going,
• 33:59
  Speaker 19: and they're getting away, and they're usually a general nuisance,
• 34:02
  Speaker 19: and they leave trash everywhere, and, you know, you just
• 34:05
  Speaker 19: wanted them to fucking leave.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: So... I was happy to see that scene. That was
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: a great scene. And that's the thing. I mean, that
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: whole part makes the movie for me. That, like, 20-minute
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: extended death scene.
• 34:17
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: And in the middle of it, Eli Roth dies, which
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: is pretty awesome. Oh, I love Eli Roth.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: I don't care about anybody who has this type of
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: fever as shit.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Fuck it all. Yeah, but he's another one that just seems.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: He's a jackass.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: He seems like such a douchebag. And I'm like, oh,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: please die. Please die.
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: Yes!
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Amy Adams did not go on the mandatory red carpet diet, apparently.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: She did not. She's had a few pork sandwiches herself.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Her arms look fat. She's okay.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Her arms look fat.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I think she looks good.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: She's not flashing.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying.
• 34:43
  Speaker 15: Her arms look fat, and she's got this horrible dress
• 34:46
  Speaker 15: that cuts off and makes her arms look fat.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Blue chain mail is what she's got on her. Sequence
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: chain mail. I like sparkly, but.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: She had ones with a lower cut off the shoulder sleeves.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: It kind of helped get her arms a little bit. Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 15: Because, I mean, I'm sure she probably weighs like 95
• 35:00
  Speaker 15: pounds in real life.
• 35:02
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: TV. That's crazy.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: 13-inch TVs make every little one look big.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Just like Misty's computer monitor.
• 35:11
  Speaker 17: My computer monitor stretches everybody out.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Stretches them out and swatches them down.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: The whole world's full of short, fat people.
• 35:19
  Speaker 16: Whenever I have pictures of me, I have to turn
• 35:22
  Speaker 16: them sideways.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: So that way I look long and tall.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Who the hell's that?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: That's our girl right there. Oh, hey!
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: She's only 17.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: 19? 19 now? Is she 18 now? Maybe, yeah. Maybe
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: by now.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: God, she looks much older than that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. That's what Hollywood does today.
• 35:41
  Speaker 16: I pictured her being like a brunette or something in
• 35:44
  Speaker 16: my head. I don't know why, but in my head...
• 35:46
  Speaker 16: She's wearing shoes. That's all I know for sure. She's
• 35:47
  Speaker 16: really fucking sexy.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: You can't tell her dress is too long.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: She can wear shoes, but the bottoms of her feet are.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Going to be dirty.
• 35:54
  Speaker 14: Well, her dress is very plain, I must say.
• 35:57
  Speaker 13: I mean, it's pretty.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: It still looks good, though. Her arms don't look fat. No, no, no.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: She has the right amount of cleavage. Her arms don't
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: look fat.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: She has sideburns.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: There is some sideburns. Just a little bit, though. What
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: part of Kentucky? I think she's from Louisville. Yeah, she's from... Well, see,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: that's the difference, see, because Louisville is really not Kentucky. Yeah,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned, it's not.
• 36:15
  Speaker 13: I like it.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Louisville is a complete.
• 36:16
  Speaker 19: For people who don't live in Kentucky, Louisville is completely.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: outside of Kentucky. I have nothing interesting to say about
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey. I've said for years we should secede from
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: the union. Basically. It's a commonwealth.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: But, you know.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, Chuck D once said... And a concert in Louisville.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: He said that Louisville needs to find a way to
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: get away from Kentucky.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: And I agree.
• 36:43
  Speaker 14: I love Kentucky.
• 36:44
  Speaker 15: I love, like, everything about Kentucky that has nothing to
• 36:47
  Speaker 15: do with Louisville. Like, hillbillies and, like, fucked up redneck people.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: That's what I love.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Hillbillies from afar are great. Hillbillies from afar are great,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: but not when.
• 36:58
  Speaker 19: You're being chased by them with a bow and arrow.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: And they're trying to eat you.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: That happens in Indiana?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: No, that happens in Kentucky.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: I thought that's Like West Virginia. Woo!
• 37:09
  Speaker 13: We like big boys.
• 37:10
  Speaker 19: Different parts of Kentucky, too. You can get down there
• 37:13
  Speaker 19: around Milken.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: There are some scary places.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Who is this? Who is this?
• 37:17
  Speaker 14: Is it Russell Brand? I love Russell Brand, actually.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Somebody needs to punch him in that face.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: He is not funny at all.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: He looks like a more attractive Tiny Tim. Yeah, I
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: was thinking that's his look now.
• 37:28
  Speaker 14: But not that much more attractive.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: I would ride everything now with Tiny Tim. I would
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: not touch his diaper, but I would hang.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Out with him.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: He looks, um... He's going for that tighty-tooty dark look.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: I'm a dark tighty-tooty.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gothy tighty-tooty.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Why didn't he have Katy Perry in that?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Did he bring his mom?
• 37:46
  Speaker 14: I think so.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: I'm sure that's why.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: What a squirt.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: You can't tell me he got nominated for anything. Why
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: the hell is he even there?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Getting to see The Greek was awesome. I don't care
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: what anybody says. I love that movie.
• 37:56
  Speaker 14: I've never seen it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I'm on a Jonah Hill strike.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I don't watch anything with him in it. I'm sure,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's funny.
• 38:07
  Speaker 13: He's got his thing, but once again, like most celebrities,
• 38:11
  Speaker 13: they're plugging him into that same role.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Over and over again.
• 38:14
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: He looks like he's had too much meth.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: He has, I'm sure.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Katie's hooking him up now.
• 38:20
  Speaker 16: Can we finish up our Geek Week real quick?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: We don't have anything left in the room.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Okay, what else?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: We watched Dog House, which was pretty good, actually.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: We watched what?
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Dog House.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Which one was that?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: So all the dudes go to the village. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: that was awesome.
• 38:35
  Speaker 16: All these guys, they want to do it for their
• 38:38
  Speaker 16: girls for the weekend, so they go to this little town.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I forget what the town's called.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Middle of nowhere.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:43
  Speaker 16: Anyways, they go there, and apparently there's... It's.
• 38:46
  Speaker 19: Supposed to be like the ratio is supposed to be
• 38:49
  Speaker 19: four women and one guy.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be mostly just women, and their buddy
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: was just recently... What did he just recently get divorced? Yeah,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: his wife left him. His wife left him. So they're
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: going to take him up there for kind of a...
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: A weekend getaway. And it's got the guy who was
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: in Severance. I fucking love that guy. And, uh, it's got, uh,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Tommy from, uh, uh, Snatch. Yeah. Whatever his name is.
• 39:11
  Speaker 12: But, uh, yeah, they go up there and then it
• 39:13
  Speaker 12: turns out that, uh, the government's released some kind of
• 39:16
  Speaker 12: weird virus that have turned all the women, it only
• 39:18
  Speaker 12: affects the women, uh, turns them into these, uh, crazy
• 39:22
  Speaker 12: zombies that are.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Flesh-eating. Flesh-eating. They're fast. They look super fast. I don't know. It's,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: it's a funny movie, though. It's pretty good. good.
• 39:31
  Speaker 16: If you like Severance, you might like it because it's
• 39:32
  Speaker 16: got kind of the same feel to it.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: It's got the same guy.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: It has the younger guy.
• 39:37
  Speaker 19: If you like Severance and if you like Shaun of
• 39:39
  Speaker 19: the Dead, I think you would probably love this movie.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: What's it called again? Doghouse.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Doghouse, yeah. I watched the trailer. It does look pretty funny.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I made you watch it. I called you. I'm like, dude,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: go on YouTube.
• 39:50
  Speaker 13: Watch it right now. Fine.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And it was pretty funny.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Ooh, Justin Timberlake. He has such an ugly nose, dude.
• 39:58
  Speaker 11: It's like he ran into a wall hard and then
• 40:00
  Speaker 11: it just stayed that way.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 40:04
  Speaker 16: And you, well, you're not going to your, what you've
• 40:07
  Speaker 16: been doing for the past fucking three weeks now?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: What's that? Oh, yeah.
• 40:11
  Speaker 19: Playing Castlevania, Lords of Darkness, Lords of Shadow.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Lords of Shadow. We happen to get it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 19: Because I'm not going to pay fucking $ 60 for a
• 40:23
  Speaker 19: goddamn video game.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And you've got to be kidding me.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: $ 60 for a damn video game?
• 40:28
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Fucking nuts. I used that. I used it that.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: I used video games.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: So she had a, what did you have?
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Rewards points?
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Gift card.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Gift card. And I had rewards points. And we got it.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: For like, what?
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: How much? $ 15?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Something like that.
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, $ 15.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Get it done.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: So we got it pretty cheap. Anyways, awesome game.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Love it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: It's probably one of the gayest games ever. It's one
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: of the greatest games. God, I fucking love that game.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Love that whole series of.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Castlevania.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: This one's even better. They just keep getting better. There
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: were some out for PS2 that kind of sucked ass
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: and they were kind of monotonous. This one's really good.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: You've been playing it for three weeks and you're about
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: halfway done.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:16
  Speaker 20: And that just means, cause I'm not, you know, I'm not,
• 41:18
  Speaker 20: I'm not a heavy gamer.
• 41:19
  Speaker 19: So, you know, I'm not one of those guys that
• 41:22
  Speaker 19: can sit and beat a game like in two days,
• 41:24
  Speaker 19: but she says I've been playing it for three weeks.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: It's like three weeks on the weekend, on the weekends
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: for a few hours here and there. Um, on easy
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: because until 3 o'clock in.
• 41:35
  Speaker 13: The morning on easy yeah because I'm not like I
• 41:37
  Speaker 13: said I ain't that great at the game but.
• 41:39
  Speaker 16: Still I've taken into account the time to pause the
• 41:43
  Speaker 16: game run into the other room google the walkthrough.
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: Walkthrough it's like I said I ain't got time to
• 41:49
  Speaker 10: fucking look for all these damn crystals I need to
• 41:51
  Speaker 10: know where this shit is I need to know where it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 13: Is now that's why I just quit playing those kind
• 41:55
  Speaker 13: of games I'm like I don't have time to wander
• 41:56
  Speaker 13: around and look at this crap.
• 41:57
  Speaker 19: I just want to fucking play the game and just
• 42:00
  Speaker 19: be done with it You know? A lot of times,
• 42:02
  Speaker 19: I just watch the trailer, and then I'm like, wow,
• 42:04
  Speaker 19: that's great.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I just saved $ 60. And that's what I do, kind of.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: If you could watch all the cut scenes, you could... Yeah, yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I got the gist of the story. All right. Yeah, so,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: did that, and... I'll take it.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: I want to mention this awesome video game trailer that
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: we watched. If you had not seen this video.
• 42:20
  Speaker 21: Game trailer, you should have fucking watched this video game trailer,
• 42:23
  Speaker 21: because it's... It's fucking awesome. They've already optioned a movie
• 42:28
  Speaker 21: based on the trailer.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: For this video game alone. That's how fucking awesome the
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: trailer is.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I think it's called Dead Island.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It is the best fucking trailer for a video
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: game that I have ever.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what happens in this video game.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming there's zombies.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: There's zombies. There's people on vacation.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: That's about all you need.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: To fucking know.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: It's an awesome damn trailer.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: I sat there.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: People are bitching about it already.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I think I almost cried. It was so fucking awesome.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: It was pretty fucking awesome.
• 42:50
  Speaker 19: Yeah, people are already bitching because they're... There's a little
• 42:53
  Speaker 19: girl in there and she gets bitten by the zombie
• 42:56
  Speaker 19: and the dad's like got his daughter.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: The first scene is her dying.
• 42:59
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: It's like really spoiling anything. Yeah. The first scene of
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: the movie is her dying. Was she being thrown out
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: a window or something? And so a lot of people
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: are like, oh my.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: God, this little kid died.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Dude, it's a fucking video game. It's all animated violence.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: It's not real. Shooting people in the head.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: I can't believe they did that. They're manipulating you because
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: they're making you feel.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Well, of course they're fucking manipulating you. That's their job.
• 43:25
  Speaker 13: That's what they do.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: That's what everything does. Everything manipulates you.
• 43:29
  Speaker 19: It always plays on, you know, your sex or it
• 43:32
  Speaker 19: plays on emotion or something.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: It's just basic storytelling. It's basic storytelling. It's fucking amazing.
• 43:37
  Speaker 17: If you haven't seen the trailer for this video game,
• 43:40
  Speaker 17: fucking watch it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Dead Island.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: YouTube it. What am I?
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Find it.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Damn straight.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Watch it now.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Fuck you.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: You guys have had too much pork. They need to
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: do video game trailer.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: They do sometimes.
• 43:56
  Speaker 19: I watched a Thai film. I sat down and watched
• 44:00
  Speaker 19: a movie called Tsunami Warrior, which I.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Was highly disappointed in. It wasn't that bad. It was okay.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I could have been loved. Well, you don't care for
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: those films. But I watched it because....
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: You know, I don't know.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I read, like, the... Netflix? Kind of the Netflix review
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: on it, and I sat down and watched it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: It was okay.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: It's very confusing, because there's, like, two stories going on
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: at one time.
• 44:25
  Speaker 19: I understood it and everything, but, you know, it was
• 44:28
  Speaker 19: just kind of like, oh, okay, this is basically kind
• 44:31
  Speaker 19: of like Pirates of the Caribbean, only set in Thailand.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: So it was okay. It's an okay movie, if you
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: like okay movies. You know? I mean, it wasn't no...
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: There wasn't no Ong Bak or anything like that.
• 44:44
  Speaker 15: So, whatever.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: That's pretty much it.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Didn't do anything else.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: And now, before the next show starts, let's enjoy an intermission.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love to be... Oscar Mayer winners are all meat.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: All good meat.
• 45:04
  Speaker 18: Rich and complete meat proteins.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Mildly seasoned to bring out all the good meat flavor.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: How do you do, ladies and gentlemen? I'm here because
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: I hope that you may share our enthusiasm and conviction
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: that we have created something more than a motion picture.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Within the pages of this remarkable book, General S.L.A. Marshall
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: has told in blunt and blistering language the whole truth
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: about the Battle of Porkchop Hill. On the map, only
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: 237 feet high. On the screen, it towers above every
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: war story ever told. The famous American war correspondent, Richard Tregascus,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: has this to say about our picture. As a correspondent
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: who saw Porkchop Hill at the time of some of
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: the battles there, I can say, this is it.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: There they are, the best actresses of 1968.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: One now?
• 46:22
  Speaker 11: Sure.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Mine probably won't be too long. I finally watched....
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to watch it forever, and I finally
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: watched Boondock Saints.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I fucking love that movie. It's a good movie.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I will agree.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Willem Dafoe is still kind of, you know.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I think he's so sexy. In that role? In that role?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: That's kind of creepy. It's even creepier.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: His aunt looks like Willem Dafoe.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my aunt does kind of look like Willem Dafoe.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: He does look like he's very womanish, especially in that movie.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Your aunt's awesome. Yeah, my aunt's cool as shit, but
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: she's got really short hair. She has the same face.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Did you watch the second one?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: That's where I was leading this into.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: So I thought, well, that was... Why did I put
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: this off for so long? I'll go ahead and watch 2.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: I got about 10 minutes into that and I said,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: this is a stupid fucking movie and I.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Turned it off.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: There's a kiddie.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: There's another thing that I didn't like about 2. Something
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: in general?
• 47:16
  Speaker 15: Well, no.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: What's her name? Julie Benz?
• 47:19
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 20: I generally like her, but then she's just really trying
• 47:22
  Speaker 20: to go out on a limb and be just as
• 47:24
  Speaker 20: nutty as Willem Dafoe.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: You can't out-nutty Willem Dafoe.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: No, you can't. And it's one of those things.
• 47:30
  Speaker 19: What are the odds you're going to come across two
• 47:32
  Speaker 19: fucking nutty ass.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: cops in the same damn movie series. I love the
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: first one. I love that movie. Although I'm thinking I've
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: got to get your mom and make me one of
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: those gun vests like he's got. Because I've got just
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: pretty much enough handguns. I need that vest. I'm still
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: excited about going to see Sean Patrick Flannery. He's going
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: to be at Warhound.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I want to look at his face and see if
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: it feels as plasticky.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I want to see if I can get it to move.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: See if I can mold it into different shapes.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Like Silly Puddin'? Dude, seriously.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: I still love him though.
• 48:03
  Speaker 13: He's Maybe if you slap a comic on his face,
• 48:06
  Speaker 13: he'll have, like, blondie on his forehead.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Let's put, yeah. That second movie was one of the horriblest,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: most pieces of shit movies I've ever.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Seen in my entire fucking life.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up with the red-headed Mexican guy?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: That kind of confused me there.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: That's not possible. I don't think it is possible.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was horrible.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah I turned it off so I figure since it
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: was on Netflix it was free I didn't mind turning
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: it off I figure I can it's paused I can
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: go back.
• 48:32
  Speaker 19: To it you don't want to kiss her you want
• 48:34
  Speaker 19: to kiss Zoe Zoe.
• 48:38
  Speaker 16: Yeah we actually sat through the entire fucking thing like
• 48:41
  Speaker 16: oh it can't be this bad it can't be.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: As bad as I think it is right I.
• 48:45
  Speaker 16: Was in denial I'm like there's got to be some
• 48:48
  Speaker 16: redeeming quality about it at the end oh you don't.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Know the end no I didn't know I don't know
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: the end I'm going to.
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: Write it for you I'm going to focus there at
• 48:54
  Speaker 11: the very end That's very good.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: So you did ruin it for me. I warned you first.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin it for you. I'm going
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: to ruin it for you.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I warned you that I'm going to ruin it.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fine.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I'm probably never going to unpause it and watch it.
• 49:10
  Speaker 19: Nice.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: And then the other thing that I, that's why I
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: didn't I didn't watch much this week I didn't movie
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: for this for this week I played again I mentioned
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: it during the 999 episode that I played a lot
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: of Final Fantasy 12 again still and this time I
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: finally got the there's the best weapon in the game
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: that if you open up any boxes anytime before that
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: moment you don't get your chance of getting that spear
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: and I've And I found a way to sneak through
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: and run through things so you don't get killed. And
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: you're running and running and saving and running. And, you know,
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to be there at this point in
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: the game. But if you go through several back doors,
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: you can get to this point.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: And I got it.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: And so it's one of those completest things that I'm like, yay,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: now I don't want to play anymore. But, I mean,
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: it was like one of those things for like ten
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: minutes I was like, I finally got it.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I finally, you know. But, anyway, that was extreme. That's
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: the extremely deep moment of my life.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: My wife died.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Considered leaving me that I was still playing them. Which
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: one is that? That is for the PlayStation 2.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: And it is.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: 11 was the online version. And then 12 was when
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: they just went back to one person. And it's complex
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: and the world is extremely big.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I've always wanted to play that series. I've never played
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: it at all. And I stayed away from it just
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: for the fact that... I have no respect for Kate
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Blanchett anymore. Why?
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was nice to me. And he had a
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Jones movie.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: She was terrible in that.
• 50:47
  Speaker 15: I think she's normally an amazing actress, but she was
• 50:50
  Speaker 15: awful in that movie.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Awful.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Awful.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: It was awful in Jones.
• 50:54
  Speaker 19: But yeah, I never could get into that series just
• 50:56
  Speaker 19: because it was so long.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I don't have that much time. It is long. I
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: don't have that much time to devote towards video games.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: So, I mean.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: It took me 20 hours just to get to the
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: point to get this weapon, and that's early in the game.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: This is, again, why I quit playing video games altogether.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: It's a devotional thing that takes it, so, yeah. Did
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: any of you.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: All watch the cartoon?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I interrupted you again.
• 51:20
  Speaker 16: The cartoon that's how movies should have ended, and it
• 51:23
  Speaker 16: had the Indiana Jones.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you sent over the indie one to
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: me anyway. That one's pretty funny. I like that.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I totally heard about it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 16: All I was looking at, or I needed to say it,
• 51:33
  Speaker 16: because the cartoon was way more better than the movie
• 51:35
  Speaker 16: ever was.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I saw the Blair Witch Project, how it should have ended.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: And it's the, you know, the camera lands on its
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: side at the end after the other person's dropped their camera.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: And it's the, you know, the director picks up and goes,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: you fucking idiots.
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: You broke both of my cameras at the end of
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: the fucking movie.
• 51:56
  Speaker 13: Now we can't shoot the end of the movie.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Did you shoot Indiana Jones? That's all the same.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen it. Yeah, it's the same people.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: The Indiana Jones ones.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: I'll have to watch it.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this one was good. And he's like, all you
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: had to do was point at the witch. She's right there.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Everybody wanted to see her. And it's this dumb, you know,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: cut out cardboard witch. They pan over to her.
• 52:16
  Speaker 13: It's like, and that's the end of the movie.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Everybody, you know, we were okay then.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: So I will have to watch the Indiana Jones.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: One.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Who are all these people?
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: It's like people's mothers.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, like the mothers of the... My daughter was so
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: great in this movie.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: She was the best. I feel like that's a very.
• 52:39
  Speaker 14: Partial?
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very partial.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: My son, he was way too much lipstick on that
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: one lady. Yeah, I don't care. I don't care. Old
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: people creep me out, dude. I don't care.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: They're just weird and they're old and they're wrinkly and
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: they want to touch you.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I would probably report those old people.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what old people have you been to?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: You want to talk about old people coming at you,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: trying to touch you. You go to fucking Thailand.
• 53:09
  Speaker 19: All right, I went there, and we went to my
• 53:10
  Speaker 19: mom's village, and you talk about night of the living dead.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: There were old people crawling about everywhere. It's a lot
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: of old women, and they chew bitternut.
• 53:17
  Speaker 19: Now, I don't know if the majority of people know
• 53:19
  Speaker 19: what bitternut is, but it's some kind of weird nut
• 53:25
  Speaker 19: that they chew.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: That's almost like.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: It's almost like chewing tobacco, and it gives you a
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: little bit of a high, but it makes your teeth red.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: It makes you look like somebody just fucking punched you
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: in the mouth, and it looks like you're.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Bleeding out of your mouth. See, all these old people
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: coming at you with these blood, and I've never seen
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: a build-on. I don't know if I ever was.
• 53:45
  Speaker 19: All these old people coming at me with what looks
• 53:47
  Speaker 19: like blood in their mouth.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: And teeth, and they're like, because I can't understand how.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: And they're grabbing your arm, and that's insane. They love
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: to grab your arm and go, ah!
• 53:57
  Speaker 20: They want to feel your arm, your bicep.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, mom, get them away from me.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: That's Jay's tie. You're allowed to do the Rush Limbaugh
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: yaw yaw.
• 54:12
  Speaker 13: Well, that's what they sound like.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: They've got their mouth full of billiard. You can't really
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: understand them because they're old. And then again, they're talking.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: They've got their mouth full of billiard.
• 54:25
  Speaker 10: And then I was just like, get away from me.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: And anyone wanting to complain, Jay is. Shut up. He
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: reserves the right to make those up. Well, there's only
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: one way to deal with that. Go for the head. Yeah,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: that's right.
• 54:42
  Speaker 13: Aim for the brain.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Double tap. Double tap.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: You know, my daughter, when she was three, we took
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: her to a Chinese buffet. And, you know, the.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Waitress obviously doesn't speak very much English at all. And
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: so she's talking, trying to speak as much English as
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: she can. And my daughter would try to say things
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: at the time. And we would try to get her
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: to say, hey, use your words. Don't just point or whatever.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: We're still trying to do that with your kitchen.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: And the lady came over and was trying to ask
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: us if we want more to drink.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: And she didn't understand that some people can't speak English
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: And she looked up at her and she goes, use
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: your words. Nice.
• 55:28
  Speaker 10: But that's just a pure honesty of kids. Because kids
• 55:32
  Speaker 10: generally don't know any better. And they don't know manners.
• 55:35
  Speaker 10: And they don't know how all the world works. They
• 55:38
  Speaker 10: all think everybody speaks English.
• 55:40
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: That the world... So do Americans.
• 55:43
  Speaker 10: For some reason, the world was black and white when
• 55:47
  Speaker 10: your mom and dad were around.
• 55:50
  Speaker 14: I thought that when I was little. I asked my mom,
• 55:52
  Speaker 14: I was like, Mom, when did the whole world turn color?
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I was like, when all.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: The pictures are black and white. I was like, when
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: did the world turn color? Was it when Maz happened?
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: That exact moment.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: That's what it did. That looks like a legitimate... And
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: then Technicolor was born, right?
• 56:13
  Speaker 15: I really, really legitimately thought that the world used to
• 56:17
  Speaker 15: be black and white.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of kids did. No, I wouldn't.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it still is.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: It's all alive.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: You don't see it in color.
• 56:26
  Speaker 19: There's these old guys with paintbrushes.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: A lot of old people dream in black and white.
• 56:36
  Speaker 14: My grandma always dreamed of black and white.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: They become canine when they get older. They're colored white. Oh, wow.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Actress in a supporting role.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Homewrecker. Homewrecker.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: Homewrecker.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of Homewrecker. Don't give her one. Yeah, I
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: don't like her either. I just wanted to say Homewrecker.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I'm very enthusiastic.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: You know, the Oscars always reminds me of how few
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: movies I've actually seen.
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I've seen none of these movies. I saw Toy Story 3.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: The movies I watched are getting nominated.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Nobody from Prana.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Is getting nominated.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: I did see The King's Speech, actually.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: I did not.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I saw Lexi through the gate, child.
• 57:12
  Speaker 16: Gatoroid nominated Tiffany and.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Debbie Gibson are not there. But they should be there
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: to fight on stage. That would be awesome.
• 57:20
  Speaker 19: The thing I noticed is Debbie Gibson's almost entering the
• 57:24
  Speaker 19: Madonna phase where she's skeletal.
• 57:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah, the more you mention that when we... She's doing cabal. Yeah,
• 57:31
  Speaker 13: when we were talking after the fight. Because at the
• 57:34
  Speaker 13: time I was like, well, at least she didn't go
• 57:35
  Speaker 13: the Tiffany route.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: She's still in shape. And then the more you kept
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: saying that. The whole movie was nothing but Tiffany's boobs. Yeah.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: She was banging on that thing.
• 57:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I'm skinny. I'm skinny.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I'm skinny.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: And Tiffany going, boobs, boobs, boobs.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I got my boobs. Debbie was like all arms. Every
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: time she climbed on that rope ladder, it was like,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: look at my fucking arms.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love this commercial.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Except they took out the deep Justin Bieber voice and
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: put in his actual voice so you recognize that was him.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: At the end.
• 58:07
  Speaker 13: Because I think the first time I saw it, I
• 58:09
  Speaker 13: was just like, who's that weirdo? And he kind of
• 58:12
  Speaker 13: looks like an ape. He looks like the guy from
• 58:15
  Speaker 13: the caveman.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I know. I was like, he looks like that crow
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: magnet from the insurance.
• 58:20
  Speaker 13: Whatever happened to that guy?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I got a sitcom.
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: What?
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What are we talking about?
• 58:32
  Speaker 17: We're not talking about Joey Lawrence anymore.
• 58:36
  Speaker 19: I'm watching Talking Cards.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: See, this is why we don't have the TV on
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: the rest of the time. This is like 30 seconds.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Lobster Fest is going on.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: The story changes every 30 seconds.
• 58:46
  Speaker 13: What about Tiffany's boobs?
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: That's what we were talking about.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Boobs.
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, Lord.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: They were out there.
• 58:52
  Speaker 16: That's another reason I was banking more towards Tiffany because
• 58:54
  Speaker 16: Danny Gibson was just fucking scary.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: She was.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: She was frightening.
• 58:58
  Speaker 20: When she got all wet, she looked like a drowned rat.
• 59:01
  Speaker 20: Her mascara was running.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Tiffany, she was a little bit chunkier, but at least
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: she's got curves.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: You know, At least, you know.
• 59:09
  Speaker 16: I would have a girl with a little bit of
• 59:10
  Speaker 16: curves and this little stick figure with little muscle arms.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: I was still way more in the Debbie camp in
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: the old days. Really? Yeah, I was not big on
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: the Tiffany bullshit. I didn't like Tiffany's music, but I
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: think I would.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Have liked Tiffany better.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't care back then. I just wanted a girl
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: to look at me. Well, yeah, but if I was
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: picky and I was going for Debbie, she was cute. Tiffany,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: even then she seemed kind of like a bitch. Would
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you bring his whole damn family? Yeah, that's what you do.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: He can do that. He's one and up.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Jeff Bridges does whatever the fuck he wants.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: Why is she hiding her cleavage?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on Scarlett Johansson.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Why is her.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Why do you even fucking.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Recognize her what the fuck her hair is chopped.
• 59:51
  Speaker 15: Up too I know it's kind of like she just
• 59:52
  Speaker 15: rolled out of bed and like this is my hair.
• 59:55
  Speaker 19: Can a four year old cut it I can't recognize
• 59:57
  Speaker 19: Scarlett Johansson without her cleavage who are you what it's
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 19: like when.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: My niece cut her hair I gave.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Her a half mullet.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 13: She's still upset over the Ryan situation, man.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe if she would sing poorly, you could recognize her.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: No, I still wouldn't be.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 14: I do like that dress, minus the fact that it's huge.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, now I know who you are. Yeah, with
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: that lace-up top, you might, you know, see some boobages. No,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: you can't. Is she still married to Ryan Reynolds? No,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. They just busted all up.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Sandra Bullock or something.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell was he fucking thinking?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about Sandra Bullock.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I would take Sandra Bullock for her.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Sandra's such a nicer person.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but Sandra seems like she's got something going on. Scarlett,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 13: she looks nice, but I can never really tell if
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 13: there's anything going on upstairs.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: I ain't following Jesse James. Fuck all that shit. Okay,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I'll give you that one. I thought that was a
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: bad judgment call from day one.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 15: He's kind of like, he's a lady jumper, kind of.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 15: He's like, he was married to, like, Alanis Morissette, and then, yeah, he, like,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 15: dated her for a long time. I don't know if they.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Ever got married.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds. I was like, no. Those silly pronouns, we
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: don't know who we're talking about. I was so confused.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't picture Jesse James and Alanis Morissette.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Not at all. That would be awful. No, Ryan Reynolds.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: They wouldn't go together at all.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I can't picture Alanis Morissette with anybody. Who the fuck's
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: that kid? He's from Modern Family. He's actually pretty awesome
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: on Modern Family. I don't even know what that is.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 14: I don't watch Modern Family.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: How long is his new show? It's awesome.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, okay.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: No, no. It's awesome. He was the apprentice in The
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Foot Fist Way. Okay. I don't, you know.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 13: They stick microphones in kids' hands.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: I hated that movie.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: You hated that movie?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Chuck the Truck.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: That was badass.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: I had its funny moments, but it really just wasn't
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: that good. Oh, my God. Should we go ahead and
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: do Marlena's Geek Queen?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Go ahead
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: and finish yours out, and then we can make food.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Make food? I thought we were eating.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: No, this was the appetizer.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 13: This was appetizer, man.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: If they have toothpicks, they're appetizers. You're fancy.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: The pig in the blanket didn't have toothpicks.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: But you were supposed to. You had a toothpick. All right, Marlena.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 14: Okay, let's see. What did I do?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 15: I didn't really watch anything other than True Blood and
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 15: Six Feet Under.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: I loved True Blood.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Which season?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Season, well, I'm on season two now.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Eric's way hotter after you get his haircut. I think
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Eric is gross.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 14: His eyes are, like, too close together.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Did you get his haircut yet? Yeah, his haircut.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 14: But, I mean, I just don't, I think Bill's pretty hot.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: You're, like, gross. Team Bill, team Eric.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Eric's just, his face is just.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: I'm too scared. He was in Zoolander.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Was he? Oh, he was.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 14: I didn't even realize that.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: I love that fucking movie.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 14: And I have to say, I find Anna Paquin horribly unattractive.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: It's the gap.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: It's the gap.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 15: It's her fetal alcohol syndrome face. Everything about her.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I've always liked Anna Paquin.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 14: She's got a smoking hot body, but her face. I
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 14: feel like, you know.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a butterface.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 15: But you know when South Park makes fun of characters?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Did he wash his face? He did. No, he didn't.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Look at it.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: It looks like it's smudgy.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. He needs to shave. He's got scruff going.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: He's got homeless scruff.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 13: It just looks dirty.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 20: Looks like a mechanic kind of rubbed his ear, rubbed
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 20: my face.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: He's like, I was just working on my car.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Before I came in. He might have been. I was
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: just out playing buggers naked, rubbing grease all over me.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: What's his wife's name?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Mrs. McConaughey. Arm trophy.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: Mrs.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: McConaughey.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 15: But, yeah, I feel like Anna Paquin, her face reminds
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 15: me of, what Trey Parker and Matt Stone, like, their
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 15: little animation figures making fun of, like, celebrities.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 14: That's what her face looks like to me.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 15: But speaking of Anna Paquin, a couple of weeks ago,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 15: I watched Trick or Treat.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 15: I don't get why everyone loves it. I mean, it
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 15: wasn't awful by any means, but it was, like, I
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 15: loved it.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 13: You briefly mentioned that last week and it almost stopped
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 13: to me. I'm like, I'm going to have to go
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 13: back and question you on this one because we were
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 13: all totally on board.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: With Trick or Treat. So what was your take on it?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: It was just kind of silly.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 15: I mean, I liked certain parts of it, you know,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 15: but it was just kind of like, it was just
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 15: a silly horror movie to me.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 14: I didn't, you know, like, I mean, sometimes I do,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 14: but I just.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 15: I don't feel like it really was anything different than
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 15: any other movie I've seen.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 16: I mean, it just, But they did actually do things
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 16: that were so different than other horror movies because they
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 16: did blatantly kill little kids.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: A lot of them shy away from that.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 14: That's true.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 13: And I still think the structuring is kind of genius
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 13: because it's not one story and then another story. It's
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 13: completely interwoven so that they all kind of interact with
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 13: each other.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 15: Oh, shit.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Dorothy, we've got a tornado watch.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 14: But it just felt like a.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: Tales from the Crypt are, like, one of those things.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: But those are so broken up, though. I mean, I still.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 13: It took me, like, that second time watching it when
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 13: I realized just how interwoven everything really was. And I
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 13: think that was, like, more impressive than, like, Tales from
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 13: the Crypt, that they're totally just broken into.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Little bitty stories or stuff like that.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: You know, just in a really good mood when I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: watch it.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: I fucking love that movie.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Gotta be in the right mood for it.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 15: I mean, I really like the first part. I don't
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 15: know what the actor's name is, but he's always a dick.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 14: And he's the guy that was in Happiness.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dylan... What the hell is that guy's name?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I hate that guy.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 15: Just because of Happiness in that movie where he's like a.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Ew, who's that creepy monkey man? Who is that?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I know he's getting yellow, too.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Clopac.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Hair Clopac.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you sexy man.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 14: He's like Magda from There's Something About Mary.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: At least just, I mean, you've got Anne Hathaway standing there.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Show her.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: She's a tribe.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: And we're watching this on a 13-inch TV. Imagine the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: people at home in HD that are watching. You're obsessed
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: with that TV.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Is that his daughter?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 15: I don't think so, but I really like that dress
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 15: she has on. She looks very nice.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 14: A lot of people just kind of look like they're
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 14: rolled out of bed.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: She looks very nice.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, it's only the Oscars, man. She's only hosting.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: It's only the Oscars. Why bother putting any effort into it?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: She said I should be a bitch.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I would not want to be a bitch.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: She does seem like she'd be a really stuck-up bitch.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Very cold.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: She's beautiful, though.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 11: Frigid.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: She has a really huge... She's going to be Catwoman.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: How the hell is she going to be Catwoman? She
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: has a really wide mouth. Like, huge mouth.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Cheshire Catwoman?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: The Cheshire Catwoman. Oh, wow.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 14: But, yeah, Anna Paquin I thought was a little bit
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 14: cuter in Trick or Treat.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: She was Little Red Riding Hood.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 14: I know, she was Little Red Riding Hood. That was cute.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 14: And I was kind of shocked when all those, spoiler alert,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 14: chicks turned into werewolves.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: I'm like, where'd that come from?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: That's one of the awesome twists along the way. That's
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: pretty great. I like the blatantly killing kids part.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: I'm going to come back to that part.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: That was a good story, too.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 14: I didn't even take that into consideration.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, at least teenagers. Usually they're forget, but usually kids.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Kids are taboo.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: Kids are generally taboo.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Just like the damn trailer. Oh my God, they showed
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: a kid. And I think that's part of why.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 13: had such trouble getting distribution and they sat on a
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 13: shelf for years and ended up going, you know, straight
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 13: to DVD.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: And I think it's dead.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Like me.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 14: See, I've been watching a little sister.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 15: Yeah. Um, I've been watching dead like me again, sort
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 15: of not really like I let a friend borrow it.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 15: And when I go to his house, he'll be watching it.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: So I'll like catch the end of an episode that
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: he was watching.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 15: And I keep looking at that girl and it's just like,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 15: I'm pretty sure she's a little girl, but she could
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 15: also be, like, 25.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 14: Like, you really have no idea how.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: Old she is.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: She's really hot. Like, the movie they made, I forget
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: what the name of the movie, they made a movie.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 14: The Dead Like Me movie?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: She's, like, really smoking hot in the movie. Yeah.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: The movie sucked. It was terrible.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 14: It was awful.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: They had a different Daisy. I know.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: What is that girl doing now? I don't know, but
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: that's Daisy to me, and it was what I couldn't
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: stand her. I hated that role. I hated that actress.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is Red Riding Hood. Yeah, are we going
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: to see that, by the way? The Twilight version of
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Red Riding Hood.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Are we going to see it?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 13: We need to go.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: If we can go opening night and try to ruin
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: it for everybody, that would be worth my advice. Let's
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: talk about all the tween girls that are going to
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: be there screaming. I'm team red. I'm team wolf. I
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: guess there's no really other... I'm team woodsman. I'm team grandma.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, good lord.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: What were we talking about? Totally ventured off.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 14: I don't know. I mean, I guess that's all about.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Making bacon cookies? Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 15: I made some bacon cookies. they're delicious they're gluten-free but i.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Mean that's high fructose corn syrup are all of us
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: any of us gluten allergic.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 15: No but the recipe was just for peanut butter baking
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 15: cookies and then i was like where the fuck is.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 14: The recipe for Yeah, there's tons of recipes for bacon dessert.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: Tons.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 15: But I was putting the recipe together. I put all
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 15: the ingredients together.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, it didn't call for flour.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 15: So I looked through the comments, and it was like,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 15: someone was like, no flour? And the person who put
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 15: the recipe was like, yes, gluten-free.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: But I added Nutella, and it made it real wet.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 15: So there are a couple handfuls of flowers for you.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Crazy-ass Charlie Sheen.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I posted this thing on Facebook.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: If you're my friend, go look at it. But somebody
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: took quotes from one of his last interviews and paired
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: it up with pictures of kittens.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 19: That's actually pretty fucking funny, because you're like, really? Charlie
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 19: Sheen said this? At what fucking point in the interview
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 19: did he blur this out?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I like earlier today, and I retweeted it. So whoever
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: this was, points to you, because this was awesome.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 13: But somebody came up with one that said, yeah, the
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 13: people at the Oscars just to be safe through Charlie
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 13: Sheen and the dead people montage.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, yes. Yeah, the kittens. Oh, fucking awesome.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: She does have a big mouth.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Good for her.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I don't really, I'm not sold on her. I think
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: she's got a flip-top head. You know, she's looking a
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: lot older than I remember her.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: She does look pretty old.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: It's like it finally caught up with her or something. Right.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Because she looked like she was 15 for, like, well-injured.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: She's not that old, though.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: She's not.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 16: I know.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She's, like, probably 28, 29. Look at
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: her now. She looks like an old bat.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Look at her bat.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: She's going to be Liza Minnelli.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: In 10 years. She does resemble... She.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 14: Is a more attractive Liza Minnelli. She does resemble Liza
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 14: Minnelli quite a bit.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 13: By the way, Anne Hathaway, for those of you playing
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 13: the home game.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Sync this up with your tape of the show.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Don't forget to leave your glasses on. Alright, do we
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: need to go make food? Somebody's cold. I guess we're
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: making food. Was that Marky Mark? That's Marky Mark. Where's
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: the funky bunch?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 13: Can you tell it's cold because you see three things
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 13: poking through his jacket there?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: It's really cold in here. Look at those three points.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: His face looks dirty too.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 15: It's like every man coming to the Oscars forgot to shave.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 15: This one day that's like the most important day of
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 15: the year.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: You gotta look rugged. That like cheek stubble is disgusting looking.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: It looks like my face.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Spotty.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Can't you grow a beard?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 13: It's for a roll.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna diss you. I'm gonna diss you.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Can't you grow a beard?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 13: Can't you grow a beard?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: You probably do do it all the time. I love beards.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: I hate beards. I can grow a good mustache, but
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: then I just.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: Look like a Mexican.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 20: You know, it's bad enough I work in a fucking
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 20: welding place, and we got a Mexican taco place right
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 20: next door.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 19: And we get these delivery drivers, so they always joke
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 19: at work.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Well, they see Jay, and they come in and go,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: is this the taco place? And I look around, and
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I'm going... Okay, there's a forklift.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 20: It's got a huge piece of fucking steel on it.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 20: I'm wearing fucking leathers and I'm welding. That's where you
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 20: make the tacos.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: It doesn't fucking look like a goddamn taco place. I'm
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: welding tacos.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I heard that.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I'm always like, oh, the tacos are the best. You're
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: making quesadillas with that torch.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 20: I go, ha, ha, me no hable en ingles.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 15: I mean, I like beards so much I'll look at
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 15: a guy and be like, It's not bad looking.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: You should grow a beard. It doesn't have a beard.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Why don't you have a beard?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 16: I know.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, you don't have a beard.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know of any beard guys I've dealt with.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Can you grow up?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: There's a guy at the Rainbow Blossom in Albany that's
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: got an awesome beard. I was like, dude, that is
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: a good beard. I'm going to go there too.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 19: Virgie doesn't have a beard, but he's got the Danny Trejo.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: And he has the head tattoos.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 9: I mean, seriously.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: He's getting ready to shave his head again, I think.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Speaking of shaving head, Geoffrey Rush should have tanned the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: back of his head.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Geoffrey Rush?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 17: I thought it was like the King's Island guy. you
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 17: know who I'm at we need.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: To give Misty Pork every week and Darvisette which sucks
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: because I don't know what you're doing moving back on
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: sponsored by.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 13: Darvisette and Oscar Mayer I'll take it send checks now
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 13: who's your.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Favorite you hate her who is it wasn't that.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 17: Reese Witherspoon I don't really hate her oh my god
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 17: fucking smushy face.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 20: Oh yeah she's got a troll face she looks like.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 15: A little troll And she's kind of cute in her
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 15: own way, but she definitely has a fucked up face.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Everything but her face. That's the best quote ever. No,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: it's very pointy and angular, and I like that.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: She needs some powder in the center of her forehead
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: for sure.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know about this hair this time, though. I know.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: It's a questionable call. The poofy hair with the... She's
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: got the poofy Barbie hair. Yeah, it definitely looks like
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: old school 50s Barbie.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: This is so much more meaningful when it's on mute.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Obviously, nothing really smart. Well, we don't have their conversation
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: distracting us. I think they're talking about shoes.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: She has good teeth, though.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Teeth? She has a teeth. Does she have vein in
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: her forehead.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Just pop out? Yeah, it's like she's got a smudge
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: or something. She needs to powder her forehead.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: She needs to grow one of those scruffy beards that
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: everybody else has.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: On her forehead? Do you have any more Geek Week?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Did anybody have any more Geek Week?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: If we're eating, we better get going. All right, let's eat.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: Perhaps you haven't seen the menu.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: Look around.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: All I have is meat.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know which one's mine.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: This one?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I guess.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: They're all pretty much the same. There's cheese on it.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I loaded up that one there.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 13: I'm ready.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 16: Yep, we've got your fried bologna going on.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Do we put fried bologna on top of these?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 13: That's what I was going to do with mine, I think,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 13: because we can do the triple meat combo.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: We've also got bacon, too.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: Nah, leave it out.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Sound of the sizzling.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 13: This, you know, is our official frying of the bologna.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: That's why I like it.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 20: There you go, Randy.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: That's just for you, Randy. Fried bologna. See, my dad
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: always used to cut slits in it so that it wouldn't...
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 13: I think they did that when I was a kid,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 13: and now I boycott that and don't do it.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: You like it to be.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 13: It doesn't change anything.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: It's still bologna. Did you think that when you were
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: a kid?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 13: No. I'm like, what's going on with your childhood?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: Hey, kids, bologna diaphragms.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I think Grandpa Bob ate bologna every day. He still does.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: And he's healthier than anything.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: And that old man's still kicking.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: He would alter it between the fried spam and the
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: fried bologna sandwiches. He died a horrible death of cancer. Funny.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: Bologna cancer?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Bologna cancer? Cancer of the bologna?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 20: You see my great-grandpa, he ate fried bologna sandwiches and
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 20: Mountain Dew.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: That's all he fucking drank was Mountain Dew.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: Jesus.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 20: What I would remember as a kid going over to
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 20: his house, he had that old, big old ass refrigerator.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: He was an old tobacco farmer, and it was just
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: the whole door was covered with Mountain Dew. Yeah, just
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: like that. All Mountain Dew.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 20: This guy lived to be like, I think he was
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 20: like 98 or something, was driving his pickup truck home,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 20: and this fucking drunk driver was coming back from the lake,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 20: swerved across the median, hit him.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Head-on, and killed him.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: And then sued him and took the fucking thing. What
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: the hell?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: That's more like fat than meat. That's the way they
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: all are.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: That's how bacon is.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how bacon is.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 13: You need more mayo?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: No, there's plenty on there. I would hope so. I'm
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: going to die.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 13: Water? Just drink lard at this point.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Not really? It's no different. My dog is going to
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: be licking my sweat.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 21: You're going to be oozing bacon grease through your pores.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 21: I've got the meat trifecta going here. I've got ham, bologna,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 21: and bacon.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Swiss cheese. Oven baked with Swiss cheese and
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: extra mayo.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 9: Mayo.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Mayo is disgusting.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on this sandwich, really? That's the disgusting part. Mayo
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: in general is disgusting, but that's just, ugh. I hate mayonnaise.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I'm a lightweight tonight. I just got ham.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: I just got ham and cheese.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 14: I have ham and cheese, too.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: I have it baked on the side.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 15: I forgot to get vegan-aids when I went to the
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 15: store the other day.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Vegan-aids?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 14: It's not as gross as mayonnaise.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, I like mayonnaise, but mayonnaise is tough.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I like mayonnaise.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: It's like... There's you, Jeff, and what the fuck is that?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: his face?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Is he gonna dance? The thing? Do we need to
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: hear their ramblings?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 14: Maybe they have, like, hug or beard illusion or something.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, they might be. He's a little scruffy face, too.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: I like the way he talks.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 13: I still think he's a tool.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: He is. Are you going to shove them out of
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: the way and take over the show?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 13: I'm the fucking host.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: She looks more manly than him. Look at her. I
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: don't know who the hell she is, but she looks.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 13: She's the one that interviewed Hannah Montana.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: What happened with Hannah Montana, I don't even know.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: I'm serious. I don't know. He looks green.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 14: Why does he look green?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Look, it's Tom Hanks. Back when he was normal.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: And funny.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait, no. He wasn't funny then. Nothing's funnier than
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: dying remains.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: I remember watching that. I remember. He's the one crazy fucker.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm going to walk on all you motherfuckers.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: He's dead. I am four and I can do anything. Exactly,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: because everybody's just like, ha ha ha. Crazy for her. Thanks, Robin.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: I'm here with Halle Berry.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 19: Who cares?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 14: What does Halle Berry do anymore?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: I'm here with fucking Psycho.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: Is she a psycho?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: She's fucking crazy.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: What'd she do? That's crazy.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 12: Didn't she hit, like, somebody hit and run or something?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: That was a long time ago. But even then.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 13: She didn't get drunk before. Now I'm just like, she's
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 13: so full of herself.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe she's bulking. Maybe she is bulking. I never really
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: thought she was that attractive. I hit an old man once.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the old lady, like... Was okay.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 14: She's like, no, I'm fine.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: It's cool.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 19: Well, her husband was like, ah, it's her fault anyway
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 19: for riding out in front of you. You know, I
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 19: was a cat woman and I was in a way
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 19: better family.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 15: I just don't think she's that, I mean, she's not unattractive,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 15: but I just don't think she's like hot shit. I mean,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 15: she's just a normal, she looks too much like Felicia.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Rashad to me.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 14: I don't know why.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 13: Felicia was hot back in the day. Yeah.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 15: I mean, if they were going to make a new
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 15: Cosby movie, they can make her Mrs.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Cosby.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: I can kind of see that.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 14: Who would be Bill Cosby?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: Will Smith?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Will Smith. Oh, Jada's going to be pissed. Actually, you
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: know what? I don't see that one far off. Yeah, actually.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: That's probably going to happen.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Probably with the name of Fox. I just don't think
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: she's near as hot as she thinks she is. There's
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: nothing going on backstage.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: There's people watching fucking monitors.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Awesome. This is riveting.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Right. We're here at the control center. The nerve center.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 15: I like Steven Spielberg as someone's bitch. He's that guy's bitch.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kate Capshaw.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: Right. Has his forehead gotten bigger?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: He's starting to look like Tricky Dick here. Well, they
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: already made that movie, so it's doing him no good now. Really,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: They'll reboot it.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really. It's time for a Nixon reboot.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Aren't they already working on another Little Red Riding Hood movie?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's about three going on right now.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: Little Red Riding Hood.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Little Red Riding Hood. Dude, we should make that.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: They should do that. I mean, they should do fairytale mashups.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Little Red Riding Hood.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 14: I remember I used to think Jake Gyllenhaal was so cute.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 14: Now I'm just kind of like, I don't know.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: I liked him in Bubble Boy.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah, Bubble Boy was good.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Oscar-nominated performances... Blah, blah, blah. How many trims
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: are they going to blow up that train? A bunch
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: of times.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 15: Is this like another Inception or something?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 15: There's a movie with Bradley Cooper that from the trailers
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 15: just looks like another Inception, and that kind of looked
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 15: like another Inception.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was that... They just showed it. Contraception.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: He does take a pill, I think.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: What is it? Something adjustment guy. Adjustment hero.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 13: Actually, that looks cool.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: That's Matt Damon. That's Matt Damon.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: That one does look kind of interesting. But that does
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: look very Inception influenced. Kind of because they've got the outfits.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: But I think plot wise it looks like a couple
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: other things they've.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Stolen it from.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 13: I just thought it was another Bourne franchise.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: I don't remember if it was a TV show.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get a cookie now.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Bacon cookie. Bacon cookie. If you don't mind, just bring
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: the bag. I'll take one.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: What's the other dessert?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: See, that was my reaction.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: It needs more bacon flavor.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: I kept waiting for bacon.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 16: Flavor to come busting through, and it's mostly.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Just like peanut butter cookie. Which, you know, there's nothing
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: wrong with that. Peanut butter cookies kick ass.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 13: I like them.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 14: I mean, I think they're delicious. I think they're the
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 14: best thing.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: I've ever baked.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Get half the bag down here.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 13: I want another one.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: They're not very bacon-y, though.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: That is true. It would be better if they didn't
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: have any bacon at all. Then that would just make
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: it seem better.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: I still think of James Franco as being the stoner
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: from Freaks and Geeks.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: And everything he did up until, like, this year.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. This year was the big turnaround year
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: for him.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 16: I don't think the whole thing with James Franco, I
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 16: don't think he's attractive, I don't think he's a good actor.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 13: Really.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: He's got a crunchy piece of bacon.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: I think he might work too slow. That was bound
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: to happen before the night was out. This is boring
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: as hell, dude. Eh, maybe we'll just move on.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's totally move on. Come on.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: This is supposed to be the interesting, you know, funny part.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: This is probably the most interesting part. At least it's
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: not Hugh Jackman dancing and singing. All right, we're rambling on.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 13: We're going to take a break here and wrap up
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 13: this half of the show, but we will return next
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 13: week to give you the full wrap-up on the Oscars here,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 13: or as long as we can stand to watch them.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 13: And even better, we will come back with the sofa
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 13: theater feature of the week, Dementia 13.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Come back and join us. Of so many caviar.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 9: And now she's smashed the plate Across the priceless floor
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 9: He'll never turn his back to you And so he said,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 9: but he's in the sun division now We'll be right back.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 9: to know what's Down the Red Floor Down.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: The Red.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Floor Since I'm going to pick apart people who are
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: much more attractive than me, does her nose look.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: Fake to you?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 7: It does.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: To help support the show, email producer at moviemeltdown.com for
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: ways that you can contribute or advertise with us.