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Pete Davidson _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _612(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: If you missed the Return of the Rat tour, we've
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  Speaker 1: added tour merch to the website. We've got pocket tees, hats, bags,
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  Speaker 1: and whatnot. The Bobby tees are also back in stock
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  Speaker 1: as well as some items from the outdoor collection. All
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  Speaker 1: available at TheoVonStore.com. Thanks to everyone who came out and
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  Speaker 1: supported on this tour. I can't believe that we're almost done.
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  Speaker 1: And we've taken... uh, the tour merch that we didn't
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  Speaker 1: sell out there and put it onto the website in
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  Speaker 1: case you missed something. And, um, yeah, love you guys, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Today's guest is a comedian and an actor
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  Speaker 1: out of Staten Island, New York. Um, he was, he was,
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  Speaker 1: he was once a young King and now he's a
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  Speaker 1: medium King. He's about to take on a world tour
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  Speaker 1: and some select cities. Um, You know, this is the
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  Speaker 1: first time we've sat this long and gotten to really talk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very fortunate for his time. He's an exceptional young man.
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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is Mr. Pete Davidson. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for coming by, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, thank you for fucking having me.
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  Speaker 1: It was awesome. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I only watch you and I listen to this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Joel Osteen?
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  Speaker 2: No, I listen to your podcast and I listen to
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  Speaker 2: this podcast called How Did This Get Made where they
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  Speaker 2: just kind of talk about movies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. People. Wait, wait. I know who's showing. That's
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  Speaker 1: not Doug.
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  Speaker 3: It's Manzoukas and Paul Scheer.
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  Speaker 2: They just talk about movies that were ridiculous and then
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  Speaker 2: just the math of.
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  Speaker 3: How they got made.
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  Speaker 1: Paul Scheer is so cool.
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  Speaker 3: He is really cool. He's a good guy.
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  Speaker 4: Is he? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've never known him that much except just seeing him
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  Speaker 1: in movies and TV.
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  Speaker 2: Manzoukas is maybe, pound for pound, one of the fucking
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  Speaker 2: funniest human beings. Really?
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Manzoukas, huh? Let me get a gander at him. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: he's all the ethnicities, huh? He's a fucking Gaza Strip
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  Speaker 1: of a man. Dear God, I'd be afraid to open
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  Speaker 1: my car door if I were him. And I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: even know which way it was coming from.
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  Speaker 2: He's one of those guys that's looked like that forever,
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  Speaker 2: and now he's the appropriate age to look like that.
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  Speaker 3: But he'll also still look like that forever. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: He looks like somebody off that Muslim version of Guess Who.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that game? You know what I'm saying? And no offense, Mr. Manzoukas,
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  Speaker 1: if you're as funny as he says you are, you're
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  Speaker 1: okay with some of this. They should have a Muslim
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  Speaker 1: version of Guess Who. Yeah. Dude, they have an Asian version.
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  Speaker 1: It's just all the same guy on there.
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  Speaker 2: Do they really?
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  Speaker 3: Do they have one for every country?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they do. It's fucking the way they do
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  Speaker 1: it now.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I like about it is you learn a
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  Speaker 2: little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, they have a guess who too
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  Speaker 1: for like twinks. I know there's one. It's like one
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  Speaker 1: of these guys doesn't mind meeting other guys or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. This is crazy. Dude, you're going on your
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  Speaker 1: first international tour. Is that cool? Pete Davidson, good to
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  Speaker 1: see you today, man.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for having me, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I'm stoked. I've never been anywhere unless it was for
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  Speaker 3: like work.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But I've always wanted to try. It's just like I
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  Speaker 2: can't believe that anybody would come see me over there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You almost need to go there to believe that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm kind of like dumb where I'm like, no one
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  Speaker 3: knows me in, you know, Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been there before.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have friends there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: Are you taking anybody with you? Is it only you? What's?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, it's me and my, uh, friend, Joey Gay, who, uh,
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  Speaker 2: does shows, been doing shows with me since, uh, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like 18, so.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, nice. Bring him up. Let me get a picture
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  Speaker 1: of Joey Gay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Joey Gay's fucking hilarious, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I may have met him, but I can't remember.
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  Speaker 2: He's been around forever. He's just one of those dudes
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  Speaker 2: that just always destroys.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there he is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's also been my friend's, you know, since the
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  Speaker 2: before time. Oh, I know him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a monster, dude. He's fucking great.
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  Speaker 1: I know him. He looks like a little bit like Kristen.
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  Speaker 1: Almost like Chris DiStefano and Charlemagne had a kid a
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  Speaker 1: little bit.
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  Speaker 3: In that picture. No, he's a real good dude.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's great. Yeah. Where are you guys headed to?
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  Speaker 1: I know you're headed to Perth, I saw.
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  Speaker 2: Perth, Sydney.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Another one. Maybe Melbourne?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I could be wrong. I have no idea. You know
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  Speaker 3: when you get a tour schedule and.
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  Speaker 2: You're super intimidated and you just go day by day?
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  Speaker 3: But I know we're doing it. Oh, here they are.
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  Speaker 1: Singapore, whoa. Yeah. And what's causing all that? There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of good street food there.
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  Speaker 3: That was just Burke. I don't know if.
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  Speaker 1: We have the same agent.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have the same agent. So, you know, he'll
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  Speaker 3: be like, yeah, you know, you can fit this one
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  Speaker 3: in there. You know, it's on the way. There's a
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  Speaker 3: layover over there.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you parachute into the Azores? I got a
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  Speaker 1: hostage facility outside of Guantanamo. I'll sell 200 tickets in
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  Speaker 1: right now. They owe me. They owe me.
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  Speaker 3: All right, whatever. Yeah, they always do owe him.
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  Speaker 1: I got it. Dude, that's going to be great. And
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  Speaker 1: you're going to Riyadh. So how do you guys feel
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  Speaker 1: about this Saudi Arabian Comedy Festival? There's been a lot
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  Speaker 1: of like talk about this recently. Are they limiting what
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  Speaker 1: you guys can say? Have you heard anything about it yet?
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  Speaker 2: That one I haven't heard much about. Singapore, I had
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  Speaker 2: like a laundry list of stuff. It was pretty much
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  Speaker 2: my whole act. So I don't know. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what to do. I'm like Googling old sets from when
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  Speaker 2: I was like 20 and just going to do the classics.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, do some of Jim Gaffigan's bits. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: do if I'm in a tough spot.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, or just do Nate's stuff. Just very evergreen,
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  Speaker 2: clean stuff. Have you ever had that problem?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have it a lot. I mean, I have a
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  Speaker 1: lot where it's like you have to sift back through.
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  Speaker 2: One of them was like you could talk about sex,
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  Speaker 2: but not like in a dirty way. Right.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I guess let's, let's try to have a
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  Speaker 1: conversation about sex, but not in a dirty way. Oh man.
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  Speaker 1: I had some, I was, I had some sex recently.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: How'd it go?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I thought it went pretty good. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: was on a full stomach. So did you both blast?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: I need to leave this conversation. This isn't Singapore approved,
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  Speaker 1: I think. And they'll beat you with that stick over there.
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  Speaker 1: Remember they killed that honky over there like 25 years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that guy? Christopher Reeves or whatever. Who was that guy?
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  Speaker 3: They killed Christopher Reeves in Singapore?
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  Speaker 1: I think. Or maybe it's not him. Who was it?
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  Speaker 1: This is a huge thing when I was a child.
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  Speaker 1: They beat this guy for doing something over there. What
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  Speaker 1: was he doing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, this guy.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Fay. There he was.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: Tina Fey's brother. This is why she had to win.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't have a choice. The person was famously caned
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  Speaker 1: in Singapore as Michael Fay, an American teenager in 1994.
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  Speaker 1: Faye was sentenced by a Singaporean court to six strokes
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  Speaker 1: of the cane and four months in jail for acts
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  Speaker 1: of vandalism, specifically for spray painting and damaging cars.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: As well as stealing road signs, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's just a little bit of Newsome foreplay right there.
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  Speaker 1: That's nothing, dude.
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  Speaker 3: That's sad.
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  Speaker 2: It's sad in general, but just for spray painting cars
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  Speaker 2: and stealing road signs. I feel like they should just
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  Speaker 2: cut your hand off or something.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think this guy's pretty lucky, dude. Some places,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, they still have a lot of that. But, no,
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  Speaker 1: what I've heard, dude, is that that Riyadh festival, is
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  Speaker 1: that they're like, you know, there's a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: that say people are getting paid by this Middle Eastern money. Right.
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  Speaker 1: You know, and that they can say this or they
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  Speaker 1: can't say that or that they're over there. They're going
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  Speaker 1: to try to influence you guys in order to speak
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  Speaker 1: certain ways. Are you part of that conspiracy theory or
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  Speaker 1: is that nothing you're on?
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  Speaker 2: I've heard there's subreddits of, like, I think all these
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  Speaker 2: people were in bed with that. I just, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I get the routing and then I see the number
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  Speaker 2: and I go, I'll go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know? And also, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, I, there's, there's part of me that's just like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I've been getting a little bit of a
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  Speaker 2: flack just cause like my dad died nine 11. So they're,
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  Speaker 2: they're like, how could you possibly go there?
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  Speaker 1: So your dad died during nine 11. He died in
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  Speaker 1: one of the buildings.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a fireman. They were actually the first
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  Speaker 2: truck there.
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  Speaker 3: There's like this very.
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  Speaker 2: This is how shitty my luck is.
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  Speaker 3: Also, not to make this all about myself, but.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's an interview of you, so if you do,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm at 9-11, but yeah. It's all about me. There's
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  Speaker 2: a very famous shot that you see every 9-11 besides
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  Speaker 2: the obvious ones, but they were the first truck over
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  Speaker 2: the bridge to the- So the 9-11?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so the front page is just.
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  Speaker 2: Like, Pete's dad! And like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: He's waving out the window.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like that. So yeah, they were the first
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  Speaker 2: truck over there, and pretty much the whole house died.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Which is sad, but also at least he died with
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  Speaker 3: his pals. You know, it's kind of.
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  Speaker 1: They all went as a group, huh? That's his truck.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's the picture. You see the truck on the bridge?
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dad's in there, dude. I wonder.
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  Speaker 1: That's something Shane Gillis would say, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty gay, dude.
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  Speaker 3: He's in there.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty gay.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my Down syndrome brother's in there. Yeah, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like that's what Shane would say the whole time. That's
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  Speaker 1: your dad right there?
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  Speaker 3: That's my pops, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you're Mexican? You're Latino?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, all white and Jewish and Irish.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: And a little Italian.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like our family looks mixed, but
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  Speaker 2: we're not.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's crazy that he died in 9-11 and also
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  Speaker 1: part of him is accused of doing it. Yes. So
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  Speaker 1: I think that's where you're like the, you're the fucking,
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  Speaker 1: uh you're the bermuda triangle of 9-11.
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  Speaker 2: Well it is a little weird that they were the
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  Speaker 2: first truck there that is true it's almost like he
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  Speaker 2: was too ready to go yeah it's.
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  Speaker 1: Old irish hello huh yeah that's the irish part i
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  Speaker 1: think oh man he's a handsome guy what was he
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  Speaker 1: like He was fucking hilarious, man.
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  Speaker 2: My memories are few and far between because I was seven,
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  Speaker 2: but I just remember laughing a lot, him being pretty jacked,
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  Speaker 2: and smoking a lot of cigarettes and driving a Subaru Impreza.
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  Speaker 3: That's all I remember.
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  Speaker 2: Always had a big smile on his face, but my
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  Speaker 2: favorite thing is, I don't know if you have, I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure you do, people come to your shows and they're like,
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  Speaker 2: I knew your dad or I know your cousin or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people lie to me about that just
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  Speaker 2: to come backstage because they know I can't be like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, sure or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about it. Of course you
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  Speaker 1: want to hear a story about your dad.
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  Speaker 5: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: I could always tell who is telling the truth because
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  Speaker 2: the second they start talking, they have this big smile
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  Speaker 2: and their eyes kind of light up. And they call
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  Speaker 2: him Scotty. which is what his friends called him. So
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  Speaker 2: I always could tell. And everything I hear is always
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  Speaker 2: really sweet. I'm sure they like keep the horrible things away. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Scotty met him at Jets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He did.
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  Speaker 1: Did he?
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  Speaker 3: He's a big Jets fan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But you lost your pops. You were young too, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was 16. My dad died. He was just
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  Speaker 1: older though. But I think like, yeah, just, yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: losing your dad when you're a kid is kind of tough.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's, obviously it's tough. I think it's, It
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  Speaker 1: is funny, as you get older, you want to know
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  Speaker 1: the different stuff about him, you know?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, was he a pervert or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what did he like?
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  Speaker 1: Because it's still more information, you know? Like, did he
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  Speaker 1: sleep in his car or whatever, you know? Like, what
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  Speaker 1: did he do, you know, for fun?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's worse at your age, though, because you
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  Speaker 2: could fully understand the scope of what happened. And you're
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  Speaker 2: at such a pivotal age in your life where you're
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  Speaker 2: growing and becoming a man. I was really young, so
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even really know what the fuck happened. And
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  Speaker 2: it hit me later.
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  Speaker 3: Like, when I was in college, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty angry about this.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it'll show up more and more as I get
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  Speaker 2: older because you understand, like, that's really sad to happen
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  Speaker 2: to a kid. But I feel like your age, and
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  Speaker 2: forgive me if I'm wrong, but, like, that's, like, that's, like, visceral.
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  Speaker 2: That's some tough shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, you know, my dad was so old.
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  Speaker 1: My dad was born in 1910. He was an old man. What?
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  Speaker 1: He was 70 when I was born, so he was
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  Speaker 1: 86 at that time, right?
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  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
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  Speaker 1: So it wasn't like I had, like, this, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Dad that had this energy and you know i had
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  Speaker 1: this kind of dad that was like a sleeping in
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  Speaker 1: the distance a lot or like you know all inadvertently
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  Speaker 1: causing shit to have like falling asleep in the carpool
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  Speaker 1: he'd come pick me up and he'd fucking doze off
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  Speaker 1: out there you know and uh and he my dad
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  Speaker 1: had this he was always buying cars off these brothers
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  Speaker 1: that lived around the corner right and so he had
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  Speaker 1: one time he had this cutlass that had some 22s
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  Speaker 1: in the trunk some fucking bangers in that bitch And
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  Speaker 1: he would just listen to like Rush Limbaugh and shit
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  Speaker 1: like on with bass.
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  Speaker 2: Cranked up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And like Paul Harvey and just like these old commentators.
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  Speaker 1: And he would fucking just doze off in his car.
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  Speaker 1: And whenever he dozed off, he was old. His eyes
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  Speaker 1: would like leak and they were just like water would
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  Speaker 1: kind of pour out of him because you're getting old.
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  Speaker 1: You know, your gaskets get bad. And so he was
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  Speaker 1: just fucking just shedding water weight. And I was just
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  Speaker 1: fucking like, what is going on?
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  Speaker 2: So you were a little prepared.
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  Speaker 3: You were a little prepared.
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  Speaker 1: I was prepared that things weren't going to go well.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So my dad kind of was like a driving 911.
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  Speaker 1: He like kind of pulls up in his own little,
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  Speaker 1: like I would have been awesome if that, we got
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  Speaker 1: to put my dad's car behind that fire truck.
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  Speaker 2: Superimpose your dad's car in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was always a nine 11 dude. Every time
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  Speaker 1: he came in and it's something you'd have to get
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  Speaker 1: his fucking Carter's didn't work. Get a climb in the
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  Speaker 1: fucking wind. Everything was a fucking nightmare with him. And
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  Speaker 1: the teachers would always look at you like, don't get
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  Speaker 1: in there with your dad. Yeah. But that's your parent
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  Speaker 1: picking you up. Like, but then there's little things like,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: did you have some nice mementos of his?
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Uh, I have actually, I have his, uh, his wedding ring.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Uh, I wear all the time and I have, uh, his, um,
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: It's actually super fucked up, but I have his badge,
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: like his chain, his badge. And they found that's how they,
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: you know, because everybody's pretty burnt up. So that's how
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: they knew it was him. And I have it and
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: I just keep it in a safe because like with
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: my luck, I'll lose that shit. But I have like
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: a couple of those things and I have his fire,
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: his like jacket and like other set of pants. And
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: I put them like on the wall. I like framed them.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: But then I took them down, though, because sometimes I'll
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: be feeling good, and then I'll see that, and I'll
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: be like, oh.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like a weird thing, I remember. My
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: mom has, it's like everywhere you look, it's like, you know,
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: my dad, like, and it's fucking, it's kind of.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Putting on a condom?
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Hey, that's a lot.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Sorry, that's crazy. I was just trying to make you laugh.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: No, it did make me laugh. But it's kind of haunting,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: where you're just like, I would like the option, like,
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: if I want to go down memory lane, I can,
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: but have your dad staring at you everywhere.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: You don't want memory lane just hanging out on the
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: wall being like, hey, do a lap.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Do you have any stuff for your dad? Do you
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: have the speakers?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: No, what do we have? I have his passport for
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: whenever he moved to the US.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Where's he from?
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: He's from Nicaragua. He came down here when I think
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: he was like, let me see, I guess he was
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: 12 or whatever.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: That's wild.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: It was pretty wild.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know anyone from there. That's crazy.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know either. I don't know.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: It's like a real place.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a place you live on MySpace when
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: you're in high school.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, Nicaragua? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or Schenectady, New York.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Kalamazoo, Michigan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I remember
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: when I saw Kalamazoo in the airport one time. People
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: were going there one day. I couldn't even fucking believe it.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I thought they were like traveling into a damn Dr.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Seuss novel or something. I was like, tell Cindy Lou who?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I said, what's up, huh? How old is she? You
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: feel me? BLM, dude. But yeah, I think as you
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: get older, stuff like that's interesting. Were you able to
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: find pieces of fatherhood in other men as you got older?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's inadvertently what I was doing. I
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: wasn't very conscious, like, I need to find me a dad. Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: But as I look back, that was what was cool
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: about getting into comedy. I was 16, so everyone, the
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: youngest people, a comedian friend I had was like, I
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: don't know, 29, 30.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: It was like Che, DeStefano. Oh, that's great.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: You know, all those guys, Giannis, Nate, um, Soder. And like,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: it was all dudes that were older than me that like,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: you know, obviously there's not, there wasn't a lot of
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: other younger dudes, but I really, I've really looked up
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: to them. And like, I just see Joey, I do
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: shows with Joey all the time. He's like in his fifties.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: So most of my friends I find are like, you know,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: 40 and up. Cause I think that makes me feel, uh,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: safe and also just like there's this for some form
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: of like big brother sort of thing and.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah somebody looking out for you but also when you.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Go through a tragedy that young like your brain is
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: older like i always felt like um i was older
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: um like in school where like when that happened you
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: know kids would be like you want to like have
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: a pool party i'm like no like I want to
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: smoke cigarettes and cry. Like, I mean, it's, it's like,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: it's not that, that like innocence is kind of taken
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: away really fast. And that's why I got into standup.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I would watch, you know, burn Chappelle and, um, you know,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Rodney's my favorite. So I think that's why I like
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: veered towards laughing a lot.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm just sad, dude.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Like, I feel like most of us are pretty, were
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: you as pretty sad, dude, you think?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I think there's, You always get pigeonholed as this not
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: sad dude, I think.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck, guys? I'm like, everybody's
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: always like, oh, that guy just, and that's where some
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: of the hatred comes. He just, I don't give a
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: fuck attitude. I'm like, no, I'm miserable. I want to
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: be that dude, too. All the dude you guys are
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: talking about, I want to be him. I don't even
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: know that guy. I look at pictures, I'm like, who
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: is this guy that everybody's talking about? You know, like,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: it's not me. Um, But yeah, I grew up super
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: duper sad. My mom shows pictures. You can always tell
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: what pictures of me when I'm little before and after
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: my dad passed because the eyes are different.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Like the eyes are just like sad.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: The eyes have it. That's what they say.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like people think you must be like the
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: happiest silly dude ever, but I.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Feel like you have some layers.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, dude. I'd like to be in a wheelchair
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: a lot of times.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Just because?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Just to fucking show them. I'll show them. That's my attitude.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Show other dudes in wheelchairs?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I'll fucking take that bitch right out into a fucking interstate.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I'll show them. Hit me. I'll go to heaven right now, motherfucker.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Do you ever play truth or not truth or dare,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: but kind of rush roulette with yourself where you're like,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: if I die this way, I'm supposed to?
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Ooh, let me think about that.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Like where I got a motorcycle for a little bit.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: You did?
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Just for a bit.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: And then I got into an accident.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Why just for a bit?
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: So it was kind.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Of like a, if I go this way, like I
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: was young. I was like, I don't give a fuck.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Like I'm rock and roll, dude.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: But then I didn't realize like you can get in
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: a motorcycle accident and it not be your fault.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Like I didn't realize you can get hit by other cars. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: You don't think about that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think about it. You're just like, it's all
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: in my control.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: But some dude clipped me, and then the bike kind
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: of fell on me.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: It was pretty. mid, but I was like, oh, you could.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: It was enough.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to die by someone else. I
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: want to do it.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Right. Well, yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I want to go out on my shit.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, motherfucker.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I'll die, bitch. Watch me. You don't think I'll die? Watch.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'll say this. I've had a girlfriend before where
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I've been like, I knew I should leave her, but
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not leaving her because she'll find somebody
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: that actually likes her.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: That's how fucking much I was miserable, dude.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: You ever have.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Sad to even think that shit.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: One of my rebuttals to a girl leaving me was like,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: you've done so much work. You've done so much work
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: on me.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: It's like you got me ready for someone else. That's
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: not fair.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Because now I'm just going to be all this good
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: with someone else.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: You taught me so much.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at least show up for the graduation.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on. You put so much work in.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: You know I'm back and you know I never left, baby.
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• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I'm good now, but I used to dip in that.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: I was very like, growing up, I wanted to die
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: to Be with my dad.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Very badly. So I tried. This is so fucking embarrassing.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I said really when you said that also.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Of course. No, yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: But I tried my first time when I was like eight.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: I tried to like drag myself. And then my mom like,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: this is so dark, but like found me in the
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: pool seeing what I was trying to do. And then
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: she took me to like a psych ward. And I
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: was like eight. So I've struggled with that. And then
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I kind of got out of it. when I first started,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I would say right around when I got SNL, because
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't have many friends growing up, and it was
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: my fault, like, I've said this before, where, like, I
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: was suffering, and I was super weird, and I was, like,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: you know, very visibly hurting, but, you know, kids don't
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: know that that's what you're going through, they just think
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: you're weird, like, they don't have this scope of did you.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Feel like a lot of like were like thoughts and
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: stuff were trapped inside of you kind of or what
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: do you feel like you think.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was like on a hamster wheel of just
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: like i have because i have ocd and uh you
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: know manic depression so like it's just that's a horrible
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: combo and then you start doing drugs and it's like
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: good luck you know you're a I would like revert
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: to that when I got sad. But then when I
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: started doing stand-up, I kind of was like, I found
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: like a group of weird friends and like artists are
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: cool and they understand like sadness and like a lot
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: of them are like, you know, not afraid to talk
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: about that stuff.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: You know, and I really like, I was like, oh, yeah,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: you know. And then there's this weird thing. I don't
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: know if you've really had this because I know everybody
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: just fucking loves you. as they should but i had
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: this thing where like i came out and everyone really
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: rallied behind me it was like oh this kid they
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: look what happened when he was a kid and now
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: he's doing this and that's super cool and it was
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: like all going up and then it flipped and then
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: it was like fuck this dude i don't like this
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: dude he i hate this dude and like we're in
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: the internet age so i'm reading all that oh yeah
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: and then it brought me back to like childhood high
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: school like not fitting in like again.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Low self-worth attaches to all that old shit.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Then that shit started to pop back in and then
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: that's where i started like doing drugs and then uh
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: a year and a half ago i was like i
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: was just like i need to want to i need
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: to be okay if not all this goes away like
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: if Like, it can't be for stand-up. It can't be
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: for this movie. It can't be for this girl. It
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: can't even be for my family. Like, I have to
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: want to be okay. Otherwise, all this shit doesn't work.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Fuck, dude. When you say that, it's so scary to me.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know if I could ever, like, even
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: though I feel like I am, if there's a big
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: part of me, the truth is, I don't know how
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I would feel if I didn't have somebody else's feelings
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: to base it on, you know?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Or if I didn't know how somebody else felt about
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: me to base it on.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I live. We're people pleasers.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: We laugh at me, please.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Like, watch my movie. Like, when I go outside, take
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: a picture. Like, you know, and then it got.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: See me, even if you call me a f *
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: * * it or whatever, we can bleep that out.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Or we can just say that he said it. Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: But anyway, at least that's like.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: In the context, that makes sense.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Only if it's during Pride Month and you mistook
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: me for one of your best buddies.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not in like a reg- No, no, no.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: You should stand by that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: But yeah, you can't- But that's a hard thing to-
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: You're undoing, for me, it was like 25 years of
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: people pleasing and that's why I live. So I had
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: to learn how to- be okay with this. And like,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: also like a year, year and a half ago, like
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: they were like, it's over.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: He's done.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: You know, he's a media tab boy, that type of shit.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: It was just like, there was like articles that were like,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I smoke crack and live with my mom. And I
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: was like, I was like, all right, like maybe part
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: of that is like, not all of that.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: It's a two-bedroom.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: It sucks when there's four things in the article that
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: are wrong, but there's more of them. You're like, actually, yeah,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: that's fucking kind of true. I'm in rehab alone reading this,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: and a lot of my friends, I would say I
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: still have half of them, but a lot of them,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: it got to a point with my use and how
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I was behaving where they were just like, I love you,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: but this.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Is too much.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: And when that started happening, it started happening with people
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: where I was like, well, I don't give a fuck
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: about you anyway.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: And then it started happening with, like, people I really
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: cared about. And I was like, oh, shit, like, it's me.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Dang.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: You can only go it's everybody else for so long.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: And until you're like, okay, I get it. And then,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: you know, that was kind of it for me.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Was there a day you kind of turned it in?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: You were like, I'm dropping the rock today, you know?
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, where I'm, where just like, I need to leave.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Or were you just like, I'm going to go definitely
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: get some help. Like, or was there like one conversation
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: that kind of cemented it for you? I guess. Yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Once you start to see like, man, oh, that person
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: is stepping away from me. God, it must be.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Cause it's weird.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you want to make your outside, you want to
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: make it match kind of how you feel on the inside.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: It's like, that's exactly what you to leave me because
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I left me so long in my mind, everybody left
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: me so fucking long ago that I want, I don't,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: The fact that you're even still around here fucking makes
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: me not even respect you in like a sick way. Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: And there's part of you that's probably like for me,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I was like calling bluffs almost where I was just
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: like I self-sabotage, blow up. Anybody that's ever actually loved
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: me or cared about me has gotten the worst.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Wrath from me.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: You know, it's few and far between, but when it happens,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: it's fucked up. And, but this whole, like, fuck you,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: leave me like you had, leave me what.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: They started to.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: And I was like, Oh shit, you're calling my bluff
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: and I love you and I don't want you to
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: go away. And then you go into therapy and you're
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: like fear of abandonment. You have BPD. This is why
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: from your childhood, you did this and your grandpa did
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: this and now you're this. So like you got to
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: do that sort of work. But yeah, it got to
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: that point where people I really fucking loved. And also
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: my mom, you know, my mom's the most supportive person
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: in the world.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: She's a cool lady.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: The best i mean what's her name amy oh it's
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: a good name.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Oh never dated she married a fireman yeah she's she's
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: a nurse like no yeah they met each other in
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: grammar school like super staten.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Island i want to marry a nurse and my mom
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: look how cute my mom is she's just a sweet
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: lady she never dated after my mom after my dad
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: died just raised me and my sister like alone and
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: worked hard and she's been the most supportive ever and
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: it got to a point where she she called me
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: uh when i was uh When I was in rehab
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: and she was like, my biggest fear is that I
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: will turn on the news and see that my son
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: has died. And she's never been like that, like, you know,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: because she's so supportive and just, you know, wants to
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: always have positivity around.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she already lost something she loved.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Exactly. And that fucking, that killed me.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: So, like, I was like, all right, you know. Can't
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: die until she's dead at least.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: All right, Amy.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Like when that lady says that to you, look at
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: that lady.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, how are you going to be like, I
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: don't have to be a heartless fucking sociopath to not
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: get my shit together, you know?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: You're like, okay, this is what I need.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Good lady.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute, man.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I'm a lucky guy in that aspect.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I have a really like supportive, cool family that has
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: never asked me for anything and they should.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Like they could, and a lot of them need stuff.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, you bought Colin Jost that shitty boat, dude.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You can't fucking get them some, dear God.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine being one of my family members that's
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: like living check to check? And you read that.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That is so true.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: But I've offered to help, and they're just like, nah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some people are like that.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: And I love that.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: That's how I am.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Here's what I start to realize about family. I think
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: they're joking. I think they're joking.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Like they don't want you to be like, oh, because
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I'm always like, all right. But they want you to
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: be like, no, no, no.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: I got this.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. I think even just saying that makes me
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: think I got to help out my family a little
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: bit more.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: That's my Staten Island brother right there.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, there you go. He's from Staten Island too?
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that crazy? I mean, from a good part, clearly.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: We are.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Obviously.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: It looks a little different.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: A little more island.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: A little less Staten.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: No, he's the best, man. He's a real good fucking dude.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Is he?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's the best.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I only met him one time, and I think he
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: looked so clean, I was just afraid to get to
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: know him.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, he's awesome. You guys would get along great.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know anyone that doesn't, like, You know, when
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: you're like intimidated or not intimidated, but you're just like,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I don't think me and that dude will ever vibe.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, oh, we love comedy and we're comics.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: And like, there's that universal thing. So you guys would
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: hit it off.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: And it's also fun to hang out with someone that's
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: like polar opposite in most ways.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's pretty cool.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: You know, and we're from the same island.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: But it's like he golfs, you know, and I'm like,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is that?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, we have golf clubs in Staten Island.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, I had no idea.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: So.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: And you're out there doing tours of the Gilgo Beach
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: killer area. So different strokes for different folks.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Even the theaters he does have really nice names. I
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: look at his tour and I'm like, that sounds nice.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: All my shit's like, what the fuck is this?
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Memphis.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's Berkowitz, dude. Putting you out there fucking. You're
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: doing an amphitheater out there at the Gilgo Beach. Killer
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: friggin' section.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: God.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Who's this fella?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: That's the Gilgamesh.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, gosh.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: That's your opener in Singapore. That is, dude. You got
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: a rebate from the port authority.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: On that one.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Rex Herman.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Rex Herman.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: That's the dude that was killing all the hookers, man.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: That's fucked up.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's not cool.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: How long did you stay? I'm trying to think of different...
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I probably got to go to a place soon and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: just get some away. I think I've just, I just can't,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: everything's just been, I can barely kind of keep it
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: together every week.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Well, you're also one of the most busy people in
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the world. I mean, you have like the biggest show
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: out there and, but I don't know if you had this,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: you have this feeling where you're like, well, if I
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: go away, it'll all stop.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I just think it's all, everything will be fall apart
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: or I don't know.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Or you'll be like alone with your thoughts.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: And like, I think when you work a lot, you
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: don't have time to be like, what am I upset
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: about in my childhood or, like, whatever? Like, you could
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: take as much fucking time as you like, and you
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: deserve it. You deserve a nice little kickback, relax, do
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: something that, like, makes you happy.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: What makes you happy? Like, what do you like to do?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Well, I think some of it's funny that I'll... Thank you, though,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: for saying some of that stuff.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: No, it's true, bro.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: It is true. I think it's hard for me to
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: get that. It's hard for me to, like, get that
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: into my system, you know? And then to want to
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: do it, I think, like, you know, I'm kind of
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: married to work. Like, I choose to work. Like, sometimes
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I think about, like, I had this girlfriend, this really
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: great girl that I was seeing for years. And I
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: don't know if we're supposed to stay together or not,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: but sometimes when I think about life or certain things,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: she's kind of the one that I miss. It doesn't
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: mean we're supposed to stay together, but there was still
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: like a good enough connection that was very real that
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: it was like, man, that's her affection is what I miss, right?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: And caring about her is kind of what I miss.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: But I could see myself, we'd go out and do
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: stuff and then we'd come back home And I could
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: see how she would see me across the room. I'd
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: sit down. I'd put my computer on my lap and
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: just start working. It doesn't matter. If I had 30
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: free seconds, it always went to that. And just a
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: couple of months ago, I started thinking, oh, man, that's
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: what she must have seen all the time.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Right. Someone looking up at someone just not there.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: But you are there, but this is your comfortability.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: It's comfortable.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: It's reliable. I know the return. I know the rate
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: of return.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: You enjoy it?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I enjoy it. It's based– if I fail in it,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: that's fine. It's totally on me. It's all– there's no
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: room for any– I mean, there's room for other people
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: in here really, but it's definitely– it's just you put in,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: you get out, right? But so I don't know. Like, yeah,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I think that's something, like just like that addiction to work.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: But then I'm getting older. I'd like to have a family,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: you know, and you're like, well, I don't know how
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: that's going to happen unless I do some things different.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: And so that's where I'm like I got to– I
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: think I got to just– you know, I don't know.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: But you're sober too, right?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This year, this year, this year has been a little, little,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I've had a couple of tough moments this year. This
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: past year has been the toughest year that I've had
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: in a while. Yeah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Um, I hear that.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: But, but like, this is like, you know, drugs for
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: me and smoking weed and you know, that, that was like,
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: those were my friends. I never did it to go
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: party or like, I was never like, Hey, let's like
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: go fucked up. I did it at home. pretty much
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: alone and I would just watch Family Guy. It was
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: like a warm hug, a warm blanket. When you get
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: rid of your friends, it's like, what's left? It's like work, nicotine.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Am I supposed to give up those too?
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: It's all I have.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Your body needs to appreciate the friends you just let go.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: If you let go of too many things at once,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: it's not good for you. I don't know if that's
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: how it is with you, but it's hard to have
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: a healthy relationship with... Like my reliabilities right now are
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: like working, zen, and like working out and taking care
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: of my girl and like hanging out with her.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: That's like, that's all I have.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Like if you pull one of those away, it's like
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: three left, you know, I used to have eight things
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: and now it's like, so it's tough. It's tough.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's like, I do think there's a
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff there where it's like, I don't want
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: to probably see some of it, you know, or I
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: don't really want to feel like if I don't have a,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Some girl to text or a date to plan or
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: something in the distance or some work thing. Like if
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I took everything away and I was just with myself,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: how would I feel, you know? Or what would that
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: be like? And it would probably be fine. Right. But
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I think it's the fear of what would that be like.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: It's the hurdle, not the other side a lot of
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: times for me, you know? It's the same thing that
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: comes with like commitment to relationships. I had the toughest
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: time committing in relationships. I think it's just, it's probably
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: fine on the other side. Right. It's just fucking... stepping
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: over the hurdle sometimes.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Do you think you romanticize the fear a little bit
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: as an out where it's just like in your head,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: you're like, no, this is what it's going to be like.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: And then there's like a fear of like, I do
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: it and that's not what it's like.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: And then that whole thing is gone. Does that make sense?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: It's hitting into me.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Like, do you think like having that set answer of like, well,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: if I do that, I won't be able to commit
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: or it's going to go wrong or whatever. Like you're
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: preventing yourself from even trying to do it. Oh, it
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: probably is what you need.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Like, and you can do it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: And there's almost like a, not like you, you don't.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Believe in yourself enough. Does that make sense?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Cause that's a, that's a lot of, a lot of
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: my issues are like that.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Where I'm like, he can't do that. Like I can't,
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's interesting.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: And then I can, I like, I like prove myself
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: wrong and I'm not who I thought I was.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, and that's scary to not be who you thought
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: you were. yeah because that's the person that i whoever
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: that person is whatever there is of them that's what i've.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Known yes and that's and that you're comfortable in that
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: yeah even if it's traumatic or you're depressed like i
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: was so i'm so afraid to be happy yeah because
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: it's uncomfortable dude.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: There was a time this was like a year ago
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: it's funny you're saying some of this man and thanks
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: for thinking about it with me no of course um Yeah,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the time like a year ago, I was thinking, if
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want to feel like, I don't even know
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: who I'd be if I was happy. And if I was,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I would leave all of these feelings that I've always
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: known so much that are like my best fucking friends,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: you know? Yeah. And it would be like, I almost
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: didn't even, man, I don't want to go live like
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: that because I'll desert these, whether they're lies or truths,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: whatever they are, they're probably all in somewhat of cloaks
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: or masks, but I don't want to desert them. I'm
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: so used to being at this party with this other
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: small group of fucking lonely, perverted, gambling a little. But,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you know, that group that I don't even want to
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: go over there. But still, yeah. So, yeah, I think
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: there's probably just the fact of even taking time away
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: to sit and have conversations like this or to be
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: in environments where I'm not, like, regulating how I feel with.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: celsius which the amateurs are using now.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I've heard dude that was the best i don't know
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: i don't know if you're recording but i mentioned before
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: that that dude was awesome and you said you were
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: in contact with him yeah and my question was how.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Dude we gotta send you over there to see that.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I would i would love to hang with that dude
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: sometimes like i don't know uh when I watched it one,
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I thought it was really cool.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: You did that. Cause you switch it up.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: You'll have like an Oscar actor, then an athlete, then
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: like this Amish kid. Um, but it made me like
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: appreciative for like what I get to do and what
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: we get to do and what we, some things I
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: take for granted.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: When he was just like stoked to like get in
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: a Corvette with like two chicks.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: And he was like, that was like my whole life.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh it was pretty fast too yeah
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: press the pedal yeah so it made me super reflective
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: like and like the one i thought he was adorable
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: yeah he's nice yeah nice and like uh very honest
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: and earnest but i also was just like man i
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: gotta start stop like taking shit like that for granted.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah i think a lot of that just comes into
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: gratitude you know and having that if we can mask
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: if we can just try to get that as part
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: of our days you know I struggle with it, but
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I think that's it too, you know?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Well, your serotonin must be so fucked.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Like, you're operating at such a crazy level, dude. You're
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: interviewing the fucking president. Like, you get to do shit
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: every day that is someone's, like, if I get to
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: do that once in my life, like, that's my whole life.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: And you're living that every day. So it's like, the
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: crash is, it's hard. Well, you too, man. I mean,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: at least you got to date a lot of beautiful women.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I got stuck just interviewing the president and this Amish kid.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I'd trade.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I'd trade, dude.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I'd trade.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not trading him. He's only 16. I will say
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: a funny thing about him. One of my favorite things,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, see, do you ever listen to music?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, we do three hymns every day when
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: we get to school, he goes. But every now and
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: then we'll sneak off and listen to some Def Leppard.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking gross.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: That's awesome, dude. That's fucking awesome.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: And cool for Def Leppard, dude.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Dude, they should do an Amish.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Festival or something.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: They should go straight there.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, right to the source. Yeah, right to the fucking source, dude.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard of Def Leppard since Joe Dirt. Def
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Leppard sucks.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: But that shit made me laugh. And he said they
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: listened to some Morgan Wallen.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Who's that?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: And some Gunna.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: And Gunna? Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I would pay to see.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Bring that up.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: But also, wait, before you do, the guy on the
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: left in this photo, is that not Bruce Springsteen?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, obviously.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: That's Bruce Springsteen?
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: How?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: What do you mean that's not Bruce Springsteen?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Who is that guy? I know he's in Def Leppard,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: but that's Bruce Springsteen.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Who is that guy?
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Google, like, zoom in. That's Bruce Springsteen.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Dude. Oh, yeah, Tim. Oh, now it's not as much.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: But it looked like him for a second. There's David
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Hasselhoff over there on the right.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Do you have footage of him listening to Gunna, dude?
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, but he does have a good quote about it.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: I would love.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: You know what's one of the funny things is Morgan
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Waller and I were texting, and he's like, man, what
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: if that kid did that walkout with me at my concert?
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: But he doesn't have an ID. I think it was
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: being considered for Canada, his show in Edmonton last week,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: but the Amish don't get identification.
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: They're off the map. They don't get like a passport,
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: no ID, nothing?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: No, if somebody's like, do you have an ID, you
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: have to just draw a picture of yourself and show
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: it to them like that.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: But they have like bursts. They don't have any of
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: that shit. They're like off grid like that.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get him to come back another time
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: and get a little bit more in depth with him.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Dude, he comes, he has a backwards hat. He has
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: fucking ice on. He's so different. He's talking down to you. Like,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I would love to see that episode. He's so full
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: of himself, dude. Wearing a fucking Ricky Williams jersey.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: He has a tattoo on his back. This butter don't churn.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Don't churn on me.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't churn on me.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Don't churn on me, dude.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Let's play this.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got to get a couple of those, like
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: a couple get her done, a couple like.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to get him.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: A couple of Hawk Tua sort of statements, you know
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: what I mean? So he can sell his own merch
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: out in the Amish country out of his hat. Pulling
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: out merch out of the hat, that would be fire.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Or he should sell those hats.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: What music do you guys listen to? I know you
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: said in the beginning there's some difference. Sometimes people will
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: sneak in some Def Leppard. But if not, do you
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: guys just sing a lot? Is there a lot of
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Amish songs and dancing as well or no?
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: No. In our community, there's not really any dancing. There's, like,
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: the only music, songs that are really louder would be, like,
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: chairman hymns. And sometimes we, like, sneak out on the
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: weekends and stuff. Listen to some Soulja Boy or something?
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Like, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Bon Jovi.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: A lot of Amish, like, rock and roll. And then,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: I guess, house EDM music. And then also a lot
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: of country, like.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Garth Brooks.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: So everything.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Mark and Wallyn.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: We crank up Spotify listen.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: To like little bit of rap stuff like Amish Paradise
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: is that's a pretty good song.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Amish Paradise who sang that?
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: Weird Al Yankovic I did oh did he?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: That makes perfect sense that's great.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah Amish Paradise that's a pretty I love that song
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: that's a banger huh? it is a banger yeah he
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: looks a little bit mad there but it was a
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: pretty good song.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: It's like me liking a song that just is called 9-11.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Also like I like to listen to little bit of
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: like rap stuff too Oh, yeah?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Ghana.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: A little bit of Ghana.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, you listen to some Ghana?
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Like, I don't really listen to what he says.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: I looked at the lyrics, like, a couple times, and, like,
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: the lyrics aren't the best.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: But, like, it sounds very melodic.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: He's a vibe, yeah. That's good.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: That's dope, dude.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: That kid rules.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: He does rule, man. You know what's funny, man? Even
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you saying that about him, it's like, anyone I think
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: about it, Like the worst thing I think is like
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: about drugs, addiction, that sort of thing. And it could
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: be like, I'm in like group, like SLAA, like I'm
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: in all, like I'm in a lot of different groups,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: you know, like intimacy disorder type shit, like connectivity disorder,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: you know, like, which probably some of it stems from
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: just like watching porn and growing up like that. But
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: any addiction stuff, it takes you away from like just
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: good moments in life, right? Yeah. It takes you away
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: from like, the mornings where you get to meet up
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: and meet with a friend for coffee or you get
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: to work out and feel good about yourself walking out
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: or you get to text a friend in the morning
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: and say, hey, have a great day, right? Or you
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: get to sit with somebody like that who's just figuring
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: out the world.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you wake up and you're like, don't jerk off,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: don't jerk off, don't jerk off, don't jerk off.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: And then you jerk off and then you can go hang.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Out with your family. Oh, that's the fucking worst, dude.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: No, it's tough, dude.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: When you feel like everybody knows you've been jerking off. Yeah.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: That's the worst.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: It's like smoking weed where you're like, everyone knows I'm high.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Everyone knows I just jerked off.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Because I'm so relaxed.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Do you keep up with it when, are you more
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: into the meetings and stuff when you're like, fuck, I'm tweaking?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Or do you do it both regularly and when you're?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, if I'm having tough times or not having tough times,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm always to go to meetings.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Meetings have always been kind of a thing for me,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Do you have a, I'm sure, I don't know if
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: you feel this way, but sometimes you're in a meeting
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: and you're like, some.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Of these dudes just like to talk.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Where you're like, oh, this guy's here.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: And he's going to tell that story. And it's so long.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: And it means so much to him.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: And it's pretty mid compared to anything.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I've ever done.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: It's not, it's not to diminish his stuff, but like, yeah,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: there's some meat, there's some meeting like warriors where you're like, okay.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I got it. Yeah. One dude would play that song.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: This little light of mine. Have you ever heard that
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: during his shares or whatever?
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I never saw it, but I know that song.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: But he would put that really low on his phone
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: while he would share at a meeting, dude, and people
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: would be like.
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, dude.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: That's tough.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: So some of that shit was crazy, but then that's
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: when I'm recognized, oh, I'm impatient with people, and this
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: is a practice for me to just sit here and
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: be patient. Right. You know?
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: But the best is being- Also, that's annoying as fuck.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: But you have to find the balance.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Because that is, that sucks. I don't want you to
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: think you're acting out of character.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Thanks. to be a better person. That sounds like it's miserable.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And sometimes he would even do this. City can't
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: hold us. Whatever that song is. But to me, go back.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: It was a whole city can't hold us.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Who cares? Have you been jerking off or not? Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: It's Raymond's turn to share. Let's fucking keep it moving, dude.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're like, fuck. But then you're like, I'm impatient.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: And that's why I'm probably not in a relationship. I'm
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: just impatient, you know, or like those types of things,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's Macklemore.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Sorry, dude.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: It's Macklemore. I love Macklemore, too. I love Macklemore, too.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: I hope he drops a banger soon. We miss him.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Bro, get with the Amish, bro.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, he'd be perfect for that.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: That would be perfect.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: That would be sick.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: The Macklemore revival in Amish country.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Bro, if Macklemore hit up the Amish, dude.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: That's an untapped market.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: This hay bale can't hold up. This yellow fever can't
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: hold us. Do they get diseases out there? I don't
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: even know.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Well, they don't have doctors, right?
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: They just have a guy that's like... The bishop?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what he says all the time.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Do people drop like flies in Amish country?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: People don't die that much. There's no depression. There's no
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: ADHD out there. Bro, they're living.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: They're... How big is the town?
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Like, is it a mile?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Because I imagine it just.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Looks like a Back to the Future 3 set.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: It says mercantile.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like six houses and dirt, you know?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I think you're right.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: He gave a tour of his house the other day.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Somebody said when his parents were out, not out of town,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: but they were like in another district. Is that it
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: right there? Oh, that's the Back to the Future.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like it looks like that, dude. It
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: has to. He's setting up an Airbnb over there.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Did you... Once you started to feel better, did that
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: create a space for you? Because I know you're having
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: a child. Do you have a child yet?
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: I'm having a child, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: A boy?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: We have not disclosed.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: But you do know, though?
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, we know.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, got it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, coming soon. Dropping a baby soon.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fucking thrilled, dude. That's cool.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Was it hard to get to that place? Do you
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: think you'd have been able to get there if you
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: didn't get in sobriety or those sort of things or
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: get into the room? recovery like that sort of environment
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: like did that adjust any of the way that you
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: were like thinking about having a family or relationships or anything.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: So thank god that i'm sober and where i wish
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: i had more time i don't think anybody's ever like
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: i'm ready i i don't i wouldn't know but um
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: i wish i had more time of sobriety uh because
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: it's only been like a year and change um but
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: I'm very grateful that it happened now. And with the person, uh,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: with Elsie, cause, uh, you know, when in other relationships
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: or when I was, you know, I was, I was
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: a drug addict and, you know, very mentally deranged, but like,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: that was my goal. Like I need, I need to
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: have a kid. I need to get married. Like, cause
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: that's how I grew up. Like, All my aunts and
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: uncles got married at like 21. And they knew each
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: other since grammar school. And like they had three kids
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: by 26.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's fire department stat and all that shit.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Blue collar.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Meeting a burn unit and fucking.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: So like.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: A couple skin grafts and then we're having one. Yeah, yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: You know? Yeah.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Like every music video. Like, you know. But I was
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: so not ready. I was not. I didn't even know.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I still don't really know who I am. I think
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: I'm learning. I'm learning.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: But there was no fucking way that that was possible.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: And I almost think that's why it didn't happen because
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, I need to do this. I have
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: to do this. And, you know, no one wanted to
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: do that with me. Like, you know, but I think
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I knew that. And that's why it was like... And
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: then I just stopped dating and I was like, I
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: need to fucking.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Get better and I need to like be in a
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: place where I could even have a healthy relationship. And like,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: if that comes great, it's like, you can't like, can't
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: go into stuff with like this. I got to like,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: that's first of all, it's a lot of pressure on
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: your partner. It's a lot of pressure on you. And
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: you're like kind of setting yourself up for failure. And
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: it's like, you know, that was just like my whole
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: upbringing was like, that's how it works. So I think
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: it was like kind of backwards for me, especially in
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: this business. That's not how that works.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: You know, because people have options. You know, when you're
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: growing up in a small town, it's like there's these
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: four girls you could pick from.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Like this is who I went to school with. You know, so.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I'm really grateful it happened now and I wasn't looking
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: for a relationship or looking to, you know, obviously I
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: wanted to, but I wasn't looking to have a baby
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: and it all just kind of happened at once and
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: it's been like awesome.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Dang.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like relieved it's her and Just it's, I'm
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: fucking excited, dude.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: And it's also like selfishly, like I get to be unselfish.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not the focal point of my life anymore
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: where it's like.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: So sick of myself.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking exhausted. Like I get, like when I was.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: We were exhausted of you just as people. Yeah.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: No, I get it. Like now I like, I get it.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Like I was, like I do.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I'm joking.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: No, I'm serious. I was just, I was just, I'd
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, I'd fucking, I'd be annoyed too. Like
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't like how. I didn't think that's how I was.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: And I think anybody that knows me knows that's not.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. I was totally just joking. But I think
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: you see people's faces so much. I just think that's
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: even how I feel, dude. I'll see a social media.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, God, somebody burned me down. I just like.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: It's relentless.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: What else do we have to like.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I still think it's too much.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, I'm amazed by people who could, you know,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: who are super famous and do amazing work that just
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: like you only see them when they're working. And there's
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: not like random articles like these two guys hung out
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: or he went to a Knicks game. It's like I'm
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: so envious of people that are able to, you know, separate,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: you know, that that sort of life.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, it's tough, though.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: It's tough because they need shit to write about all
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: day because our minds are so, you know, every two
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: hours you forget that you want to read something else.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: So, like, I think it's tough. It's tougher to be like.
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  Speaker 3: That someone's going to be like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so hard to be a celebrity.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: No, it's okay, dude.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: But, like, it's tougher.
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  Speaker 1: It's life.
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  Speaker 3: It's tougher now. And, you know, some of these.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you should just be able to hide. Remember, the
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  Speaker 1: only things we knew were Richard Gere was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: starting a pet store in his ass or whatever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what else?
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  Speaker 2: But then you see one of his movies and you're like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's good.
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  Speaker 3: Set up shop. This movie fucks. And he's handsome.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'll even watch and do a little Dr. Doolittle.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, that would have been a great sketch, dude.
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  Speaker 2: If he just owned it, I bet he would have
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• 56:37
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• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: that would help you get through the stuff of like,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: or what did you learn about I need them for
• 1:00:13
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• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: any of that actually adjusted?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: So like it got to a point where like, here's
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: the problem with going to therapy for like tabloid shit.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: They're like, your therapist is like, yeah, I don't know. Right. Like,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: I don't, you're part of like a very small group
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: of people.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: And then I would, what really freaked me out was
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: I like, I would call Sandler or like Stiller or like,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: you know, I.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Was like, Hey, when you, when you were like young
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: and sound like, I don't know about it.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I never, I never really got that. And we're dealing.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: With sucks, you know?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, Oh fuck. I'm so alone in this dude. And, um,
• 1:00:51
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• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: dogs and they're like.
• 1:00:54
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• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: So, It became a like, it got to the point
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: where I like wouldn't go outside and like I would
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: stay inside and then these articles would keep coming up
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: and like, it's always like a source close to people.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't even have friends anymore. I'm like,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: who are these people? And then it got to a
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: point where I was just like, I'm not doing anything.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: This is running my life. Whether I am happy or
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: go out or not, this is still gonna happen. I
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: might as well like go fucking have fun. Like who
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: the fuck cares?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: And then what really helped me was I would put
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: someone else's name in the.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Title of the article and see if I cared. Yeah.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: You know, I'd be like, you know, so-and-so, like Hugh Jackman, so-and-so, so-and-so.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I don't really give a fuck. Yeah.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: You know, but when it's you, you're like, everybody's reading this.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Everybody, when they look at me, this is what they think.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: And it's like.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: It's not true.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: No one reads that shit. That's the truth, really. Literally
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: no one.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Reads that shit except for people in our shit.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: And the people that write it and the people that
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: still give a fuck about that shit.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: But you're like a bus driver. They just want to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: see you do the thing they like that you do.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: They want to see you in a movie. No one
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: has time for that. But we're in this bubble where
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: it's like we think all this shit matters.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's the scary thing about Hollywood. The
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: scary thing that always kind of scared me about Hollywood
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: and that sort of environment is it feels like they
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: build you up, and then they can all– it's this cycle, right?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: They can't wait.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Right, and it feels like it's dirty, but it's just
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: the most opportune cycle. Every moment of it, there's a
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: possibility for everything, right?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at Pedro Pascal right now. Fucking two years ago,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: he's a hardworking, great actor.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Eddington was great. You see it?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking great. Joaquin and– That guy fucking Ari
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Aster is just fucking... He is good, huh?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: He's so good. He just makes shit where I'm just like,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I would never be able to think like that.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: But everyone was like, he's worked so hard and has
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: been a struggling actor.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Fucking blows up so fucking hard.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, right? And then a
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: year later, he's like in everything now because he's hot
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: and big and everyone's like, go the fuck away, dude.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: It's like, yo, give- I hope Ice gets Pascal. Yeah,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: it's like, what the fuck, dude?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Who said that?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: It's also just like, you got to give someone time
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: to adjust to that new level of fame. Like, you know,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: he's been banging at it for 30 years and now
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: he's learning how to go get a cup of coffee
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: or like deal with someone that like taps you on
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: the shoulder where you have your earbuds in and freaks
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: you out.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Like, gotta give that guy a fucking second to like adjust. Like,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And also like what happened?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: They're gonna do it with, Walton Goggins will be next.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: They'll be like, what the fuck? You know, it's like
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: we build everybody up and now it's so fast. It's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: like so fast to turn. And then.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the turn is crazy.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's like within months.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy, dude.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: It's within months where you're like, what the fuck happened?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Look at Amish Timothy, huh?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. out here drinking homogenized milk i've heard yeah they'll
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: be bringing him down soon even.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Like the you know like i know it's different but
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: like the thing with that hawk to a girl was
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: so sad like i remember just being like this is
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: sad yeah like she's not you know what i mean.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: What's going on here she's jerking or something she was
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: kind of hypothetically bj bjing a man or something on
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: the interview, and then they got her into a meme
• 1:04:20
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• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: She was like this sweet girl that's like, everyone fell
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: in love with her because she's like, you know, kind
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: of normal and like just cares about pets and everyone's like,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: this girl's actually cool, you know? I was like, Then does, like,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: one thing that didn't go the way everybody wanted it to.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: And, like, she doesn't know how to fucking run crypto. Like,
• 1:04:38
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• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what crypto is, dude.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? If I can't hold it physically, like,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I don't fuck with it.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. And the fact that people were like, yeah.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Like, this girl? This is who you're going to. Everything
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: going on in the world and fuck this girl? Are
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• 1:04:55
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. You know?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, people are just.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: I laughed.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: You know, this is the enemy.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy, dude. But I think it's, I think
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: as if you can get on the right side of
• 1:05:09
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• 1:05:12
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• 1:05:15
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• 1:05:19
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• 1:05:21
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• 1:05:25
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• 1:05:27
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• 1:05:30
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• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: these little things, you know, like all these addictive things.
• 1:05:35
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• 1:05:37
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• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: There's also part of you that has to go through
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: it to understand a little bit.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Like, you know what I mean? Like, I was also
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: super judgy, like, growing up. Like, fuck that.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Like, this is an example I love to use. You
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: remember when Christian Bale like yelled at that dude on
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: the Terminator set?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: So I was like 12 years old when that audio
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: came out. You want me to trash your fucking lights?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: You know, it's distracting.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: And I remember hearing that and being, I was 12.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, what an asshole. Fuck Christian Bale.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: You're a Batman dude. You're yelling at like a lighting dude.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: 10 years later, I made one movie. I was like,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: what the fuck did that lighting guy do? to make
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Christian Bale so mad that he even knew who he was. Like,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: and then you, and then I did some digging and
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: it's like, the guy was in the shot. He was
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: on his phone and Christian Bale is trying to cry
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: to a Terminator. He's a 35 year old man trying
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: to cry to a robot. Right. These days is easy,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: but this is 20 years ago. In a bad movie.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Like he's trying to cry halfway through a bad movie.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: And there's a lighting guy fucking around in his shot.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: The lighting guy's over there doing these things. Yeah.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: So it's like he was right. But the world don't
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: know that because the world has not made a movie
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: or dealt with any of that stuff.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: There's no way to win, right? There's no way to
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: win the thing where everybody likes you. It's all just
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: a trap, you know?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And they could smell it on you.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: And we don't know what people are going through. You
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: don't know what Christian Bale is going through. Yeah. He's
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: so good. He's unbelievable.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: It's also just like, I remember, you know, before, it
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: sounds shady to say, but before you're at a certain
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: level or in this thing, like, I remember I used
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: to be like, wow, that guy's a fucking dick. Like,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: you see, like, a video of someone being like, hey,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: can I take a picture? And they're like, hey, man, I'm, like,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: eating or, like, whatever. And it's like, maybe that guy's, like,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: fighting with someone or, like, maybe he's having a bad day.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe his grandpa is sick or maybe he's just fucking hungover.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: There's so many– like think about how you feel every day.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: So we're just so quick to be like, oh, that guy's.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: A fucking asshole. Maybe he's tired, dude. Maybe he's tired.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe he has a back– maybe he has one of
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: those things that are supposed to be working out your
• 1:07:58
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• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's in the fucking zone, dude. Yeah.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's locked in, dude.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Locked in, dude.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, so the tour, let me find out the dates
• 1:08:09
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• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: too long, man. It's been a fun conversation, dude.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, I love it.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: And I'm just glad to think about some of this stuff. Yeah, definitely.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Right when you walked in, man, I could see a
• 1:08:17
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• 1:08:20
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• 1:08:23
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• 1:08:26
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• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: No, I appreciate that. And you've always been so kind
• 1:08:32
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• 1:08:36
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thanks.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially at times where certain people weren't, or the
• 1:08:50
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• 1:08:52
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• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks, Pete. That's nice of you. I know my
• 1:08:57
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• 1:09:00
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• 1:09:05
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• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: The turnaround.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: He helped me so much. One night he saw me
• 1:09:09
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• 1:09:13
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• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: He just... Because he's his own thing. Yeah, unapologetically. And
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: he was like, this guy's act is cool. Something that
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: just made me feel like, whoa. And that was still
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: one of the highlights of my whole life. And then, yeah,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I knew you guys have spent some time together over
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: the years.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: He's the best, dude. We lived together for a while.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: He's the fucking man. And also just love. We all
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: love a turnaround, man. Oh, yeah, dude.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: His glow up.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Crazy. Crazy. Red Rocket, that movie was bonkers. That's the
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: first movie premiere I ever went to was to see
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: his Red, to see, well, I guess you actually see
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: his Red Rocket at the end.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you kind of do.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: There's a wiener, I hope it's an actor wiener or whatever.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: An actor wiener is hilarious.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: But, I don't care if it's a damn woman's wiener
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: that we're paying for.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: So, oh yeah, that was fun, dude, watching him.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also just like, you know, when he got,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: I remember I cried when he got that Indy Award.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Like, because it, like it, you know, you see actors
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: that are at the top of their game or, you know,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: very wealthy or, you know, you know, not saying Simon's not,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying like, you see people were kind of
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: used to that sort of reception. And it was like
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: the most honest, if you guys are at home, watch
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Simon Rex win an indie spirit award.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: It is, you get so emotional, dude. Like it means
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: so much to him.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: And like, you know, he's awesome and stuff, but like,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: you know, he, he was kind of in a certain
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: category where, He would self-admittedly say, not that people didn't
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: take him seriously, just like, you're a silly goose sort
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: of guy.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: And he is a silly goose.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: And he is.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: But he found his own. Even a silly goose fucking
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: is full of golden eggs, you know?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Simon Baker?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Simon Reck?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: No, Sean Baker.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Sean Baker.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Jeez, I should probably know that name.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe. I don't know. Please put me in your movie.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: No, he's a really nice guy, but Sean Baker just
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: saw the magic in him.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Well, the Florida project was way too fucking long, too.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I'll say that, Sean Baker, and I'll say that shit
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: with my chest. Can we play it a little bit?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Simon gets it.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Film Independent, for recognizing my fake penis.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Right away. Silly goose.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Where do I begin?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Sean Baker. Sean Baker.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: Sean Baker, you took a shot on me when I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: could not get a call back for a Geico commercial.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: I couldn't get arrested.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: And this man believed in me and took a shot,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: and I'm so glad I.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: Delivered for you, Sean.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: Truly, you're a genius. Writer, director, editor, casting, he did
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: it all and he decided to give me a shot
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: and I didn't want to let him down and here
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: I am. I honestly, my career was in the toilet.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: I gave up, I moved out to Joshua Tree and
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: said maybe it's all over. And all of a sudden
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: I get a phone call out of the blue from
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: Sean and he just gave me a shot and he
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: called me and said, look, do you trust me? And
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: I seen this film so I did trust him. and
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: he said, you're not gonna make any money, I'm not
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: gonna make any money, we're gonna go make a movie
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: real quick. And we made something special on a very
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: low budget.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: With a 10-person crew.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: I want to thank everybody from the crew of the film,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: everyone in the cast, Susanna Son, my co-star, thank you
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: so much. I want to thank Brie Elrod, my other
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: co-star in the Love Triangle. Every local actor from Texas
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: who was a first-time actor.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: So cool.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Sick.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: They blew me away.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: This was like one of those magical things that happens
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: once in a lifetime. And I don't even, I'm still
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: in shock. We shot this during COVID. Even finishing this
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: movie was ambitious and I'm reeling from the whole experience.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: So also, You know, thank you to Film Independent, everybody.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you, A24. Thank you, Film Nation. Thank you, Le Pacte.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Focus. That's good, huh? Universal.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: His ending is crazy. At the end, he just goes,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck anymore.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: And all I want to do, I don't care about
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: fame or money. I got caught in that trap a
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: long time ago. I've been in this business 25 years.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: And it's not about anything except doing good work. I
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: just want to continue to surprise people and do good work.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: And that's really what this is all about. This movie
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: was made for a million dollars with a 10%... I
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: got caught up in that shit a long time.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: I'm just happy to be... He's a special guy. He's
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: a good guy, dude.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: He is.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: He's crispy, dude.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so crispy, baby. I've met so many great
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: people through him.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: Dude, super tapped in.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: And if people know him, it's like, oh, okay. He's
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: kind of like that trustworthy, he's like the elbow. It's like, okay,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: then I'll let these two parts of it connect.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: And he's like a, you know, he dates back fucking,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: he'll be like, yeah, I was hanging with, like, how
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: the fuck do you know?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: He dated Betsy Ross's fucking daughter, I think. crazy dude
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: yeah it.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Was like crazy it was like crazy shit yeah he's
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: like i was hanging out with so i'm like how
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: because you you know he's like 50 but like he
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: looks 37 yeah but also 80 at the same time
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: like he's like i call him desert hot where he's
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: just like you're like what are you dude But, yeah,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: his fucking.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: He's unbelievable, dude.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: He's the best.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: A lot of his, yeah, some of his ex-girlfriends have
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: even passed away, dude. Some in this hotel. In his room. So,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Brittany Murphy. But what else? A couple things you're excited
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: about about having a child, and then we'll get you
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: out of here.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: You know, it sounds super corny, but just, like, super
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: stoked to give this kid a happy childhood and be
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: reliable and just, like, not– you just don't want your
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: kid– I mean, fuck, though, I know I'm not a dad,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: but I'm going to be. But, like, I assume– I
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: just want my kid to not have the same troubles
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: I had and fears and insecurities and just, like, just
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: be there. Just, like, be there and be, like, a solid, like, rock.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: You know, and also I'm excited to see my girl
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: be a mom. That's going to be cool.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: That is cool.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: You know, and it'll probably be so hot, too.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, whoa.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Put a fucking apron on or whatever.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: They get to do cool mom shit, you know, and,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: you know, scream. The boss is here. I'm like, oh, fuck, yeah.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: It's so hot. No, but all kidding aside, like, I'm just.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: You're one of those yes, we can tattoos right there.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: I'm just excited, you know, Halloween, we all dress up.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's fun.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Because now Halloween will be cool and not, like, sad,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: you know, that we're all being whores and we're 30,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're out there slurping some chick's crotch for a
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: snicker or whatever.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Tight shit, man. Hell yeah, dude.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: And then after you're done slurping, she's like, I don't
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: even have Snickers. And you're like, oh, Halloween.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: Boo.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Boo. How does Amy feel? Does she, what's she weighed
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: in about?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: My mom would have this kid with me if she could.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: My mom has been fucking starved for a grandchild. She's already,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: she's talking to my girl's belly being like, I'm Amy.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: I'm Amy.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: She's like, that's Grandma Amy. I'm Amy. I'm like, you
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: got to back off.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: That sounds a little cultural appropriation as well, a little bit.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: You got to back off a little bit. She's overly excited.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: It's sweet because I feel guilty about my mom giving
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: up dating and just having a life in general to
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: raise me and my sister alone.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: And I didn't realize it until I got older. Like, oh, shit.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: She was kind of the goat. She really cared. And
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: I feel like since me and my sister moved out
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: and we're getting older.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Like she's, she's kind of, I don't want to talk
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: in any sort of way about, but I feel like
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: she's kind of bored and a little lonely. Cause I've,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: I've been like, you should date. And she's like, nah,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: your dad was my guy. And I'm like, Oh, they
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: don't make you, you anymore. This woman, you know what
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: I mean? And I just, I'm, I'm very excited to,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: for her to have not purpose, but just like to
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: be excited about something and like, yeah, baby something. you know,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: and raise something. So I'm really excited to see her
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: in that grandma role.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: It's going to be cool, dude. I'm excited for Amy.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm stoked.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: It's going to be fun. Yeah. And just grow the family.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: It's cool. You guys deserve it.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: Thanks, man.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I'm also like, I don't know if you have a
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: huge family, but my I have six aunts and uncles
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: and they all have three, four kids. So there's like
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: 40 cousins. And I was like, I was first in
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: the paint to have a kid.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: So this baby's going to get all the love.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: Because it's first.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: So I'm stoked.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: That's going to be awesome, man. I was just thinking
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: real fast about, what was I thinking about? Silver Lining Playbook? No,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: what is that?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: That's a good movie, man. It's so good.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: It's cool to think about it.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: God, I saw that the other, I saw it like
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: a couple weeks ago.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Remember Chris Tucker was in it, right? You're like, oh shit,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: it's Chris Tucker.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Dude, that movie is so good. Oh no, the movie Frequency.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen it?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Jim Caviezel, Dennis Quaid.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: Dude, I got the funniest.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite movies. It makes me think
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: of you whenever I see it.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Bro, yo, I've been waiting to talk Frequency with someone
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: my entire life. So I love that movie so much.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: for obvious reasons, but here's what's really funny. 2002, that
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: came out in what, 98 or 2000?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah. It's a good movie.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: So it's 2002, and my grandma, for Christmas, got me
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: the frequency VHS or DVD, and she was like, you're
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: gonna love this movie.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: And I watched it, and I was just like, why.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Would she give this to me?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: It was not a movie at eight years old, six
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: months after my dad died that i was like prepared
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: to see but it's literally the pete davidson fantasy yeah
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: so guys you gotta jim caviezel is uh is fucking
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: in the present he's 30 years old and his dad's
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: dead and he was a fireman and his dad died
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: like 20 30 years ago or whatever and uh he
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: gets this old cb radio and there's this weird thing
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: going on in the sky and he just like plugs
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: it in one night because he's sad and then his
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: dad is on the other side 20 years ago talking
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: they talk to each other they solve a crime and
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: they fucking and he comes back at the end and
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: he changes the life trajectory and i'm just like oh
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: my god yeah i hope it happens i really do
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: dude there's a there's a legit part of me that's
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: like sometimes i'll.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Be on ebay and i'll be like cb radio.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah working working not project working i don't want a
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: project but yeah it's my fantasy.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Right yeah that'd be dope or at least.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: Let me remake it you know i've been seeing like
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: they're making like the show about 9-11 and i'm like
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: call me up dude I should be grandfathered into those projects.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: I should get a piece of those.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: The power of filmmaking and stuff. Man, this movie filled
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: in little spots for, I think, anybody who had a
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: father or didn't have a father. It fills in little pieces, right?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: And I think that's what art does for people, man.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: I think you're going to be able to do a
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: lot of that for people in the future if you want, man.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, man. It's also so exact.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: It's so good.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: Do you have a movie like that where you're like,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: this is about me?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: This is my dream. I kind of think like Family
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Man sometimes. That's a movie I love the most. Yeah,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: with Nicolas Cage. That holiday movie, the Christmas movie. And
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I don't even know why, but that's like the, and
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: then A League of Their Own about lesbianism or whatever
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: in the 40s or whatever.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: I love Zero Dark Thirty.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen Zero Dark Thirty.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, I like jerk off to it.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's insane. It's about SEAL Team Six taking out
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Osama Bin Laden. That's fucking awesome, dude.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: We'll show them, you know? But this one thing that
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: I did, I saw Dennis Craig one time. And I said, man,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Frequency is, I think, one of my favorite movies ever.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: And he goes, it's one of my favorite movies ever.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Dude, see, I told him at the Montreal Comedy Festival.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: He's, like, cool and, like, out and about.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: So cool.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: And I ran into him, and I was like, hey, like,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: I had, like, tears in my eyes. I was like, you, like,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: you changed my life. He was like, hey, man, I
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: love that movie, too. I was like, yes, yes.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's awesome. We went to the same dentist for
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: a while.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: Ooh, really?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just in that same, you know that,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: when you lived in L.A., you know that, like, You
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: pass Fairfax, it's just that giant office building.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: And he just would always be in there at the
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: same time.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: Oh, dude, look.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: You look hot, dude.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: Definitely was having a tough time. He actually got in
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: a fight in the parking lot on the way out.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: That I believe.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Someone said frequency sucks.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: And he was like, I'm St. Pete Davis' life.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: It was some sort of a dispute in the parking lot,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: but it was a true story, and God bless him.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: And Randy Quaid, we almost had him. Me and Spade
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: wrote a movie, and we almost had Randy Quaid in it,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: but he couldn't get back into the country.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: He's on the run from the authorities?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of things. We're looking to have him on,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: so maybe he'll come and talk to us about.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: It if he can, dude. He's a legend, dude.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, dude.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: He was the Quaid at one point.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: He was the main Quaid.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: And now Jack is.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: And now Jack Quaid.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Jack of all Quaids, dude.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: Dude, it doesn't get better than that.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: You just slam dunked all over the fucking place.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: The jack of all quays.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: I'll accept that, dude.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: That's unbelievable.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: I'm jealous.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: The tour dates, let's say them one more time, Pete,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: and then we'll get you out of here, man. Thanks
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: so much, dude.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Dude, thank you.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: This is a pleasure for me.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: And we got Singapore on the 26th of September, Perth
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: on 28th, Melbourne on the 29th, Sydney on the 1st.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: So I guess there's a little break there. Then the third,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: I'm at the.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: Riyadh Saudi Arabia Festival. October 5th, I'm in Berlin at
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: the Tempodrome. That's Germany.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Then you got October 6th in Amsterdam. October 8th in London, dude. London,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: the Palladium.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Very excited to do that. And then Dublin on the
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: 9th and Belfast.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: On the 10th. Hooray.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Nothing better than Ireland, brother.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: I'm excited.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: That's the best, dude. Belfast, they made the Titanic there.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: They did?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they made it. And it's crazy.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: They screwed up, dude.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: They did. But they still have a museum about it.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: It's like, you kind of fucked it up.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if I was that country, I would ignore it. Yeah,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: me too, dude.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: It would be like one of those things like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: we did. Anyway, here's Guinness. We did also make Guinness.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: And yeah, that's good enough. Pete Davidson, congrats, dude.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: You're going to be a dad. You're going to be
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: out there inspiring some young child's future. And give a
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: hug to Amy for us, man. And we love you.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: Congratulations on an exciting career. And thanks for just sharing
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: some stuff with us today. Thanks.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Love you too, man. Appreciate it.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: And please, if you see the Amish kid alone, again,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: tell him to set it up.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: I will. You know what? I'll get a note from
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: him for you.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, please.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Cornerstone Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: this peace of mind I found I can feel it
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: in my bones