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Crazy Fart Matrix | Wednesday 11.20.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the tree House. Today is Wednesday, November twentieth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trenholm
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  Speaker 1: and Raj Sharma. Welcome inside the Treehouse. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: about you, Raj. I know Trey, though, is a huge
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  Speaker 1: candy fiend. And part of the reason why Trey is
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  Speaker 1: big on sweets now is because he's eight years sober
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  Speaker 1: and Trey, you heard from other recovering alcoholics that they
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  Speaker 1: turn into sort of sugar fiends, right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, your your body obviously it's been used to
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  Speaker 2: sugar for however long you've been drinking, and so it
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  Speaker 2: craves that replacement.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not a huge sweet person in like the
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  Speaker 1: hard candies and sugary candy type sense. I'm more of
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  Speaker 1: the savory type, like give me the chocolate, give me
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  Speaker 1: the peanut butter give me. I am in peak Reese's
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  Speaker 1: Peanut butter cup season right now, because you got the
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  Speaker 1: they roll out for Easter because those those, to me
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  Speaker 1: are the best of the recent peanut butter cups. So
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  Speaker 1: that's my idea of of sweet treats and candy. Raj,
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  Speaker 1: do you have a sugar tooth at all? Sweet tooth?
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  Speaker 4: But I grew up with a family full of diabetics,
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  Speaker 4: so uh, it was never like I when I was
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  Speaker 4: really young, I liked sweet like I like chocolate. I
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  Speaker 4: still I'm the same way. I like. I like Reese's
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  Speaker 4: peanut butter cups so much that name my dog Reeses.
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  Speaker 4: But no, I mean I can do the peanut butter
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  Speaker 4: cups and stuff like that, but I'm not like like.
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  Speaker 5: Blow pops or lollipops or any of that stuff like nerds.
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  Speaker 1: What about what about gummy things like gummy bears, gummy worms,
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  Speaker 1: tray you just lit up my goodness?
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  Speaker 6: Oh anything?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, gummy uh, Trolley candy like they're gummies, the sweet
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  Speaker 2: and set anything.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what. I am really glad you brought that up,
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  Speaker 1: because there's a new product out just for you, Trey.
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  Speaker 1: It is the Trolley Gummy Worm Popsicle. The candy company
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  Speaker 1: Trolley just debuted a new line of gummy popsicles. They
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  Speaker 1: are a hit on social media because they really are.
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  Speaker 1: They're gummy texture, but they're popsicle, so they're frozen and cold.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: It might be kind of hard to visualize this, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I've gone to TikTok for a little assistance
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  Speaker 1: and then we'll try to describe this. We'll try to
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  Speaker 1: describe this as best as we can for our audio listeners.
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  Speaker 1: But Trolley has come out with a new gummy worm popsicle. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can get them at Walmart. They're like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: four or five bucks, and they're a hit on social
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  Speaker 1: media because of it's a new product, it's a sweet
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  Speaker 1: treat and and it's a little uh, we're being honest,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little interesting looking. So let's go to at
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  Speaker 1: Snack later on TikTok and see what he thinks about
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  Speaker 1: the new Trolley frozen gummy pops and and then we'll
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  Speaker 1: give our thoughts.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so here we go. Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: Gummy pops These are brand new, they're rolling out to
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  Speaker 1: stores now, and it's supposed to not be like a
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  Speaker 1: more like a gummy warm texture in frozen forms.
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  Speaker 6: So let's see how this goes.
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  Speaker 3: I am super curious.
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  Speaker 6: I got this at Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: This is there in two flavors, only had one of
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  Speaker 1: my mare.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little floppy.
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  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: That's a that's a floppy popsicle right there.
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  Speaker 6: It looks like an uncircumcised gummy.
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  Speaker 4: It's a natural gummy, unaltered, unaltered.
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  Speaker 1: If I could be frank, it looks an awful lot
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  Speaker 1: like a sickle.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, that is a that's not a hm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: That's ergonomic, but not not in the gummy sense. Let's
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  Speaker 1: see what he thinks about the taste.
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  Speaker 6: Look at that.
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  Speaker 4: That's too floppy.
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  Speaker 7: It tastes I kind of afraid to eat this on cameras.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's a really cool texture.
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  Speaker 6: It is not at all like a popsicle. It's more
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  Speaker 6: like creamy.
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  Speaker 1: It's creamy, kind of like it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I've never appreciated diabetes more right now, because I
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  Speaker 4: have no desire for this.
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  Speaker 6: And it's more.
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  Speaker 1: Wobbly, and it's got that really distinct trully gummy worm taste.
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  Speaker 1: These are actually really incredible.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna give these like an eight point seven four
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  Speaker 6: two out of ten.
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  Speaker 1: Look at look look at the look at the package
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  Speaker 1: that he's holding up. Look at the smaller gummy worms
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  Speaker 1: to the side of the popsicle on the box. It
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  Speaker 1: actually looks like little bendable mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 6: It looks like a dog's penis.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I was gonna say. But I'm glad you
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  Speaker 5: got to it before me.
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  Speaker 6: It's a red rocket.
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  Speaker 5: It is it is. That is exactly what what it
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  Speaker 5: looks like. And and uh I will never have it.
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  Speaker 5: I can. I can say that with confidence.
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  Speaker 1: Well let's see what a what a someone else on
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  Speaker 1: TikTok thinks about these new gummy trolley gummy pops. You
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  Speaker 1: have to pay attention. You have to listen really close
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  Speaker 1: to you this young lady because she's whispering for some reason.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if maybe these treats are banned in
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  Speaker 1: her home or what. After her dad sees this, maybe
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  Speaker 1: they will, so she wanted to give these a try
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  Speaker 1: as well.
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  Speaker 3: Oh hang on, I have re muted.
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  Speaker 4: I saw.
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  Speaker 2: And I ran.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently it has a chewy gummy texture, not the great
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  Speaker 3: strawberry flavor try it and yellow one.
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  Speaker 8: Texture.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look at her bending that thing. I mean
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  Speaker 1: that looks more like a g spot stimulator on a stick.
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  Speaker 5: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is.
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  Speaker 5: That's a that's as phallic as it comes.
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  Speaker 1: Well said, Well said, Now with now with a cool
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  Speaker 1: now with cooling technology.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't trick when it gets cold.
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  Speaker 8: It's not breaking.
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  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 6: It's a floppy.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know how to explain the texture.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like on the outside.
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  Speaker 4: M hm. She went straight to the base.
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Sammy Hagar. One of his
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  Speaker 1: biggest hits, I believe is the song titled Mas Tequila.
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  Speaker 1: And he's really going to be singing that a lot
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  Speaker 1: now because did you know that he co owns a
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  Speaker 1: tequila brand with Guy Fietti, the chef.
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Well, did you also know that they just had one
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  Speaker 1: million dollars up there tequila hijacked in Laredo, Texas recently?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of tequila. Yeah yeah. Guy Fietti
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  Speaker 1: and Sammy Hagar had two of their freight trucks carrying
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  Speaker 1: a million dollars worth of their Santo Blanco and Reprisodo
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  Speaker 1: tequila hijacked last weekend in Laredo. According to Hagar's representative,
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  Speaker 1: it appears this was an organized crime effort where the
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  Speaker 1: trucks were illegally double broker to different carriers who transferred
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  Speaker 1: the product to their trucks. Meanwhile, the rocks tequila seems
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  Speaker 1: to come back and forth over the border completely unmolested,
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  Speaker 1: probably because it's the Rocks tequila as opposed to you know,
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  Speaker 1: Guy Fiedi and Sammy Hagar, who are not intimidating and
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  Speaker 1: really anyway whatsoever. But that is that is a lot
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  Speaker 1: of tequila to go missing, to be specific, twenty four
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and forty bottles of tequila.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that is one drunk cartel they're gonna they're gonna use.
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  Speaker 4: This is the perfect time if you if you're into drugs,
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  Speaker 4: this is the perfect time to get them. They're gonna
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  Speaker 4: be hammered and not gonna measure it right. You're gonna
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  Speaker 4: get a little more coke for your buck. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 4: an eight ball is gonna be a nine ball now.
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  Speaker 4: It's a uh yeah, that's a that's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: And I'm not a big tequila fan, but uh good
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  Speaker 4: good on whoever got it?
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  Speaker 1: And it sounds like like they said it's it was
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  Speaker 1: an organized heist where that's there was brokers and probably
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  Speaker 1: bills of Leyden you know that were being forged around
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. I mean, it's I don't know if it's
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  Speaker 1: necessarily Ocean's eleven, which, ironically, I don't think I've ever
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  Speaker 1: heard of George Clooney's tequila getting hijacked either, But.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 4: The Rocks Tarreamana doesn't get hijacked, but diners drive ins
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  Speaker 4: and dives and I can't drive fifty five.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess both tere Manna and Casa Amigos have
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  Speaker 2: more security.
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  Speaker 6: Uh, Sammy's hagar is not what we'll call it in demand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, as far as the cartel move goes, these were amateurs.
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  Speaker 6: This is not a high profile score.
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  Speaker 1: So even the cartel is turning its nose up at
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  Speaker 1: this high schooling, that's not us. Yeah, you know how
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  Speaker 1: like different terrorist organizations around the world will claim responsibility
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  Speaker 1: for terrible acts. Uh, in this one, the cartel sitting
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  Speaker 1: out press this was not us. We hold out. We
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  Speaker 1: hold out for the.
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  Speaker 4: Good Cineloa cartels like that was we apologize that was
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  Speaker 4: those were rookies. That wasn't us. We'd actually take Sammy
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  Speaker 4: Higgar and Guy Theory like we would treak that.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to waste our time on a million
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  Speaker 1: dollars worth of that.
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  Speaker 4: Although I have I have been to Kabo Wabbo his
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  Speaker 4: Sammy Hagar's bar in uh Lake Tahoe, and I was
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  Speaker 4: there one night when he was there, so he kind
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  Speaker 4: of like just pops in every now and again and
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  Speaker 4: just walks over to people and asks how they like it.
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  Speaker 1: And begs them to try his tequila.
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  Speaker 4: He gives it away for free. I'm sure they could
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  Speaker 4: have just asked like, can we steal your truck and
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  Speaker 4: be like, yeah, sounds good.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, you think about who want my tequila?
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  Speaker 4: Why are you stealing it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What what if it turned out that the that the heist,
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  Speaker 1: like the organizers of the tequila heist was Guy Fierti
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  Speaker 1: and Sandy Hagar themselves, just just trying to make headlines
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  Speaker 1: and promote their tequila company. It's like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: someone loves our tequila so much they stole a million
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  Speaker 1: dollars worth of it. Meanwhile, it's it's it's like a
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  Speaker 1: Scooby Doo episode. They pull off the Mexican mask and
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  Speaker 1: it's Guy Fierti.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's called stealing. If the truck was running,
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  Speaker 4: the doors were open, uh and it said please take
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  Speaker 4: look free tequila. I'm not a bit a tequila I
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  Speaker 4: I finished. That was done. In college.
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  Speaker 5: I had one night with the with the patron and uh.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say one night in San Marcos.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it was a patron silver and uh we we
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  Speaker 4: were not friends.
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  Speaker 5: By the end of the night.
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  Speaker 4: We we disagreed on a lot of things, mostly keeping
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  Speaker 4: food down. We agreed on on that, and so the
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  Speaker 4: next day I was like, and no more tequila. Farag.
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  Speaker 1: In my later years, I've I've kind of turned into
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  Speaker 1: really appreciating tequila. Not all the time, like I'm not
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  Speaker 1: necessarily doing straight tequila or anything like that, but if
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  Speaker 1: you know, if we go out to dinner, I always
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  Speaker 1: gravitate towards like a spicy margarita thing with tequila, but
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  Speaker 1: not really like a margarita margerita. It's more like a
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  Speaker 1: like a spicy tequila cocktail of some.
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  Speaker 4: Sort, gotcha and smoking.
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  Speaker 1: I actually like the smoky tequilas.
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  Speaker 4: I've always wanted to try the Rocks the Teamana. Apparently
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  Speaker 4: everybody that I've talked to says it's really good. I've
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  Speaker 4: not had it, but it's very popular. I might try
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  Speaker 4: it at some point, but to just the thought of
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  Speaker 4: tequila scares me. It's like that and gold Schlader. We
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  Speaker 4: had a huge disagreement. Yeah, we had a very big
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  Speaker 4: disagreement from Austin to San Marcus. I was a passenger
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  Speaker 4: in the car and I in, I want a half.
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  Speaker 4: It was a friend of mine's birthday party, hour and
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  Speaker 4: a half. I had six shots of gold Schlager and
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  Speaker 4: six shiners and uh.
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  Speaker 1: And that stretch highway to this day is still known
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  Speaker 1: as the Vombit Highway.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it is. I I can tell you exactly where
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  Speaker 4: I asked, like to hey, can you pull over here
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  Speaker 4: for a second in uh, through through it up and
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  Speaker 4: since that, I can't even smell it. So like even tequila,
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  Speaker 4: Like if I smell it, I'm like, oh, you can't
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  Speaker 4: do it. So I can't imagine stealing a million dollars
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  Speaker 4: worth of it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, one thing with tequila is now is people have
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  Speaker 2: realized that yeah, Repisodo and and Yeho, tequilas are a.
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  Speaker 6: Whole different animal than then you're just silver.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, run of the mill tekilas that you take shots
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  Speaker 2: of and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently you're supposed to sip it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, definitely not college RAJ.
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  Speaker 1: what strapped to his body. A twenty eight year old
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: man from South Korea got a vested at an airport
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: in Peru after trying to go through security with three
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty blank strapped to his body. Raj, let's
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: start with you. Wrong answer only.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Adult toys.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: That is incorrect, which means it's a wrong answer only,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: which means actually that's the right answer. Good job. This
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: show is really confusing. Trey, a twenty eight year old
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: man from South Korea got arrested at an airport in
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Peru after trying to go through security with three hundred
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: and twenty blank strapped to his body. I need your
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: wrong answer, only herve villages. That's a lot of tattoos.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: That is that is incorrect. That is a wrong answer.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: So good job, Trey, three hundred and twenty ve villages
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and strapped his body. That's pretty good.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: In fact, the twenty eight year old man from South
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Korea got arrested at an airport in Peru after trying
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: to go through security with three hundred and twenty tarantulas
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: strapped to his body. Good god, that's terrifying.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Yuck.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: No, And to make things worse, two hundred and eighty
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: five of those tarantulas were babies packed in plastic tubes.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: The other thirty five were full grown tarantulas described as
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: the size of a human hand. As we all now
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: look at our hands and go, oh my god, that's
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: a that's a Jesus, that's a big inspider.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's this just sounds like a bad episode of
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: fear Factor. This is no. Yeah, I don't know how
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: you get somebody to volunteer to that. That sounds like
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: that they need to talk to that person, like whoo,
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: who has your child? Who has your family? That's that's
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: something they've they've held people hostage.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you may be onto something there. I would also
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: like to point out that it wasn't just three hundred
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: and twenty tarantulas strapped to his body.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: There was more. M m hm.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: He also had one hundred and ten centipedes strapped to
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: his body.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Ugh, you know, at least at least at least they
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: were strapped to his body. There's there's other places for that.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: So and and that's still not all. He also had
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: nine bullet ants, which are known for having the most
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: painful sting of any insect on the planet, attached strapped
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: to his body.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Did they did they say why he was doing this?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: There a They think he poached them from the Amazon
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: on with plans to resell them overseas. He was flying
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: back to South Korea and he had a layover in
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: France and he got stopped at the airport.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: So the total count three hundred and twenty tarantulas, one
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: hundred and ten centipedes, and nine bullet ants all strapped
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: to his body. But he got busted at the airport
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: in Peru before he get bored his flight.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Thank god.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what is the did they say what the punishment
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: for something like that is? Is it jail time? Is it?
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Did he have to return them to the to the Amazon? Like,
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: So it's Peru, so I don't know what sort of
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: criminal system they have. He was not identified, but he
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: was asked to lift his shirt and revealed two belts
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: that had been adorned with camouflage, bags and packages containing
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: tarantulas and other bugs. Specialists with Peru's National Forest and
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Wildlife Service tallied the concealed critters thirty five adult tarantul is,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: two hundred and eighty five baby tarantul is, one hundred
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and ten centipedes, and nine bullet ants. All of the
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: creatures are native to the Peruvian Amazon, and the tarantulas
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: specifically are in Peru's list of endangered species. The agency
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: believes they were extracted from Madre de Dios, a biodiverse
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: region whose forests make up twelve percent of the Peruvian Amazon.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Not that I needed it, but this is this more
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: confirmation of why I'm never going to go to the
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: God Amazon. It's a full of terrifying creatures.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: A fitting punishment would be to lock them in a
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: like some kind of room and just turn all the
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: turn all of those critters loose.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: Oh Jesus Christ.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's in my head. Like that's how
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: it was in my head. Is like you said there
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: was a belt, Like I didn't see that. I just
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: thought he had them like taped to himself, like they
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: were like actual torrentula, like crawling on him and not
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: just I can't.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Well that would be that would be pretty obvious if
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you're trying to smuggle him, if they're just crawling all
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: over you.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I was just thinking like under the short like.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Just tape to his Oh I got you tape.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: To his person. I didn't. I didn't see the camouflage
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: belt because how big is the belt? If they're thirty
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: five of them were the size of human hand.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I imagine that we were probably stacked a little bit.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: The National Police of Peru arrested the man, and the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Environmental Prosecutor's Office opened an investigation into the case, although
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I imagine that investigation will be pretty short. So it
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: doesn't mention any sort of punishment for the crime, but
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: according to an expert, the illegally extracted bugs are part
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: of a global trade in which wildlife is smuggled and
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: sold for higher price is generating millions of dollars. You
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: also explained that smuggling cases like these arise more often
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: as Christmas nears, as illegally trafficked critters tend to fetch
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: higher prices during the holiday season, because what children don't
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: want three hundred and twenty tarantulas, one hundred and ten centipedes,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and nine bullet ants under the tree.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: That just sounds like a redneck Christmas. That's what that
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: sounds like.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: And I think even rednecks would go get that out
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: of my house.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Uh uh, Well, they need something to shoot at. That's fun,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm That's what I'm guessing.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: That's what Roy Clark plates are for. You don't mess
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: with stuff.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: That's what the Franklin mint is for. Get my elvis
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: plates on hammered.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: No offense, faje.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: But this definitely would lead more as the Asian variety
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: of an Asian Christmas.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I was thinking it was going to a restaurant. That's
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: why I was thinking.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Still still still could apply.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: It's just gonna say it's, you know, an agent. It's
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: like sounds like an Asian stew of some sort Korean
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Korean tarantula soup.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an It's called an Asian Christmas Charlie Brown.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I would really just imagine if it's Charlie Brown that's
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: doing the smuggling, good grief.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: I would kill to see an Asian Charlie.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Brown smuggling three hundred twenty tarantulas, one hundred and ten
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: centipedes of nine bullet ants. I have the most painful
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: sting on the planet.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: I don't.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's going to be ugly.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just think that's gross, Like I can't. I
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: don't know how much he was getting paid or how
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: much he was standing to make, but there's no amount
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: of money that would let me.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Is there a family member that could be held the
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: hostage that you would transport, that you would smuggle all
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: of these uh horrifically scary critters?
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Or I would just say can I have the phone
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: and then just say.
• 28:11
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• 28:27
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  Speaker 1: Back inside the tree House now, Dan, Trey and Raj
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I love it. I absolutely love it when we talk
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: about something on the show that then one of us
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: sees in real life, and it happened recently. I think
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: it was last week we were talking about crocs for dogs,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: or maybe it was a few weeks ago. I can't remember.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Not that that's the first time I forgotten something, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: in certainly it certainly will not be the last. But
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: we talked inside the Treehouse about crocs for dogs being real,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: saw them in real life?
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: It did, I was, I was, I was on main
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Street in deep.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Elum at the corner of.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Main Street in Malcolm X and there was a guy older, white,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: not older, not probably like mid thirties, early forties, maybe white,
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: gentleman with a pit bull. And it was an older pitbull.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, what a cute And then
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: I just saw the pause. And I've I've seen pit
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: bulls look angry, I've seen them look jolly, I've seen
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: them look lovable. This one looked very sad.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: That there is a broken dog.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Yes that The look on his face was like this
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: son of a bitch, that's all the That's the only
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: way I could describe that face. It's like this bastard
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: put shoes on my feet, like but they were the
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: gray they were kind of grayish brown, which matched his coat,
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: so you like you had to pay attention.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: So it wasn't like the brightly colored crocs that are popular.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, these were like I wanted to take
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: a picture, but I was like, that dog's what I mean,
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: he's gone through enough, he doesn't.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: You don't necessarily need to be Instagram famous as well.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he was kind of doing like like
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: you can tell he was uncomfortable in them, like though,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: just the way he was walking. I was like, like,
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: maybe they're new and he's breaking them in. I don't
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: know how.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know how.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: You well, I'm sure there is an adjustment period because
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: dogs are not used to wearing shoes, let alone you know, crocs.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know the dogs ever get used to wearing shoes.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: It's not natural.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't exactly look like Victoria's Secret Runway models
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: when they're walking with the shoes on, and it's it's
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: kind of funny.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like my uh uh. Nikky got sweaters for for
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: our dogs, and she claimed that they enjoy them. Their
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: face says no, She's like, see how much they love them.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know what face you're looking at.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: But she she's got the matching yellow and white striped sweaters.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: We have big dogs, and big dogs don't need They're
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: weren't for a coat anyway. She's like, well, they get cold.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I'm like, but they don't. She's like, what they do.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: I'm like, well they don't, so stop putting clothes on
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: our dogs.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: When is the family picture coming out?
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: I joked about it, So I'm glad you said that
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: because I was like Hey, why don't we put this
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: in our family Christmas card? And she said, with a
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: straight face, good idea.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: And that's how you knew you had Yes, you gave yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: At that moment, I was like, well, and then I
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: had to break the Hindu card. I'm like, we don't
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: do Christmas, so we can't really have a card. You
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: can't put a Hindu on it.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: And notice that's why I said holiday card.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: See, you're starting the war on Christmas. There trade not
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: asking this.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: No, I'm just taken away. You're out.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: He's just starting a war. Yeah, he's just trying to
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: start a war inside your house.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Yes, she's ordered the magic sweaters for y'all.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: So Trey doesn't want a global culture war. He just
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: wants a culture war in your house, Raj.
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: I just want to see Raj and his dogs in
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: magic sweaters.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I do too.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Now, if we did it as a joke, that would
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: be great. But the way she said good idea, there
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: was no laughter, all.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Right, and that's what makes it even better. And now
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: it is it is Trey and I's goal this holiday
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: season is for you, Raj, you and your girlfriend and
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: the dogs to take a holiday family photo while wearing
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: matching sweaters. Yeah, and she's your girlfriend the two dogs.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's also a photographer, so she has all the equipment.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: So it's very possible that I really fed up good.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you did f up good. Honestly, I'm surprised
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: that it hasn't happened sooner, because you guys have been
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: together for a good amount of time, so really you've
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: just been delaying the inevitable. It's gonna happen.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Luckily this time around, one of the dogs got
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: too big for the sweater, so he can't wear his.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, if that's okay, Trey and I
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: are on Etsy right now finding custom for you.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Oh. I didn't know you guys were on a whole duty.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: I had no idea.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: We're always on a whole duty.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: I can think of is I can't even think of
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: the movie.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: But it's Nick Offerman and Amy from Saturday Night Live
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: and they do all the pictures.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this is gonna happen, yees see. But they're
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: doing it ironically. She's doing this for the love of
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: the sweater, like, let's not let's not do this at
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: all ever. And uh so luckily the sam got too
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: big for his sweater, So she is she is searching,
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: but she can't find matching ones.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Sure you can't. All you gotta do is just just
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: find a people sweater company and just just find the
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: right people size for the dog. That's how you do it.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: I these are these were for the dogs. They're dog
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: from a dog company. So I think I think she
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: wants the sweaters to be for animals.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I try to until she can't find the right size,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: in which case she will inevitably make the leap to
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the people clothing and just get it for the dog
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: and you, which makes it's it's a lot easier to
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: find matching sweaters for dogs and their humans when you
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: buy the human sweaters and the just wear the people sweaters.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Do you put Do you put clothes on your dog? Then?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I don't, but oh but my wife does, and and
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: the animals love it.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is what she tells me all the time.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, like like when Joel, when our big dog
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: was still around, he had the occasional shirt he would
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: wear partly his shirt. Well, yeah, because he was a
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: bigger dog. We're not gonna put a sweater on him
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: because he didn't need it. We just like put like
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: a like a T shirt on him.
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: He liked it from a sensory standpoint because it made
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: him feel safe. If he was feeling uh antsy or something. Uh,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: it would calm him down some Our little dog Bell,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: who's a tuah and they're all you know, she she's
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: fine with it because you know she shakes sometimes when
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: it's actually cold. And then when the cats get their
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: sweaters that that really is just a defeated.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Look mm hmm.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: And treyy do you put do you put anything on
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: the three pounder?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I have a couple of items that you know, if
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: it's really cold and I'm taking her out, I will
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: uh put a sweater on her. But otherwise, no, Daisy
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: prefers on not Charra.
• 37:17
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• 37:21
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• 37:29
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  Speaker 1: that Disney will bestow upon some of its most prolific contributors,
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  Speaker 1: and mignaw is one of them. You get known and
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  Speaker 1: presented as a Disney legend. The reason why is she's
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  Speaker 1: been in so many Disney things including she is Finnic
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  Speaker 1: shand in the Mandalorian Melinda may On Slash the Cavalry
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  Speaker 1: on Agents of Shield, that was the Marvel TV show
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  Speaker 1: Doctor chin on Er, and she was also the voice
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  Speaker 1: of Disney's Mulan. So I mean, she's been very prolific
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  Speaker 1: with Disney. So happy birthday to me.
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  Speaker 4: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: She is sixty one today.
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  Speaker 1: And in addition to being a pretty good actress, she's
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  Speaker 1: also a fierce ass kicker. Sean Young turns sixty five.
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  Speaker 1: That is the android Harrison Ford falls for in Blade Runner.
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  Speaker 1: She was also the transsexual police officer and as venture
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  Speaker 1: a pet detective.
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  Speaker 8: Clothes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just stuck a deceared into our brains Forever Bo
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  Speaker 1: Derek from the movie ten, along with Tarzan, the eight Man,
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  Speaker 1: and Ballero. She is sixty eight today. It's amazing because
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  Speaker 1: that's how iconic. That beach running scene is from the
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  Speaker 1: movie Ten. To this day, I've still never seen that movie,
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  Speaker 1: one of the few I have not seen, but I
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  Speaker 1: know that scene. I have seen it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Now, if it was like ten versus Predator, you
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  Speaker 4: would have seen the movie ten times.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, easily. She was part of one of the most
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  Speaker 6: surreal nights of my life.
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  Speaker 4: Oh what you got some splaining to do.
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  Speaker 2: So a friend of mine from college ended up working
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  Speaker 2: for George W. Bush when he was governor and then
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  Speaker 2: went on to work for him when he was president.
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  Speaker 2: So the night of the election in two thousand, he
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  Speaker 2: invited me down to Austin. You know, it kind of
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  Speaker 2: got like a VIP deal to watch the elections. And
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  Speaker 2: so I ended up that night. And if you know,
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  Speaker 2: you remember obviously you know they call it one way,
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  Speaker 2: to call it the other, and then you know that
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  Speaker 2: went on for six weeks or so, but I ended up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting in a trailer with Bo Derek and Wayne Newton.
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  Speaker 4: So Vegas exploded in your trailer?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, two of the nicest people ever. I just absolutely
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  Speaker 6: down to earth, lovely to talk to.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I like to think that when they tell this story
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  Speaker 1: to their friends like Wayne Newton tells the story, it's like, man,
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  Speaker 1: there was this one night on election two thousand, I
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  Speaker 1: was in the trailer with Bo Derek and Trade Trenholm.
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  Speaker 1: And then Bo Derek tells the story as well. I
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  Speaker 1: was in the trailer two thousand election in Austin with
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  Speaker 1: Wayne Newton and Trade Trenham. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Did did did? Did? Did you get Wayne to sing?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: But he you know, one of the things I never
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  Speaker 2: ever took him up on. But after I went and
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  Speaker 2: read about it, because he was like, I don't forget
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  Speaker 2: names and face it. He goes, you ever come to Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: He gave me a number of years call this person,
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  Speaker 2: give him your name. I'll take care of you, you know,
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  Speaker 2: set you up whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Never did. But then I read about it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, like he has some amazing memory. And
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  Speaker 2: if he says he'll take care of you, always did.
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  Speaker 2: So always regret not taking him up on that.
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  Speaker 4: If you should have.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have. You could have had a Beverly
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  Speaker 1: D'Angelo moment with Wayne Newton from Vegas vacation.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, Wayne Newton, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It could have been you he romanced instead of Beverly D'Angelo.
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  Speaker 5: That's frightening.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Good, you didn't wish Bo Derek on him? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Wayne Newton, what kind of a old friend are you?
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  Speaker 4: You could you could have had a moment with Bo Derek,
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  Speaker 4: but nope, you're having a fling in your head with
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Trey and Wayne Newton in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, honestly, if if you're gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: thing with with that little threesome there in the trailer
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  Speaker 1: on election night, I mean Trey with Wayne Newton and
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  Speaker 1: Bo Derek, I think I think you had to get
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  Speaker 1: I think you would have gotten down.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah what.
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  Speaker 6: Yo, Derek? Not no, what if?
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  Speaker 4: But what if like you were sitting in the trailer
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  Speaker 4: and and they just kind of looked at each other
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  Speaker 4: and then looked at you and like, so, Trey, uh,
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  Speaker 4: what are you thinking?
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  Speaker 6: We can got your tails?
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  Speaker 1: Is there something so beautiful about it? When Wayne Newton
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  Speaker 1: sings it?
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  Speaker 1: Trey Raj, are you ready to chart your fart? Hm
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  Speaker 1: mm hmmm, eah yeah what I'm not asking the question,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually and I'm not making this up, although it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like I am. It's Australia's National Science Agency that's
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  Speaker 1: asking if you would chart your fart.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it's just like the crazy Hot Matrix for fart.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't think alcohol is a problem with Australia.
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  Speaker 4: This is their science organization.
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  Speaker 1: And they just released an app for it.
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  Speaker 3: M okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's an app that tracks your farts. It's called Chart
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  Speaker 1: your Fart and it will let you track things like
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  Speaker 1: fart frequency, duration, loudness, stench and how long the smell lingered.
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  Speaker 1: They're asking Australians to track their farts for three days,
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  Speaker 1: including one day on the Wicked, and they say it's
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  Speaker 1: to help scientists better understand the frequency and characteristics of
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  Speaker 1: one of the leading gut health symptoms that we all experience. Now,
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  Speaker 1: while it's meant for Australians, anyone can download this, which
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  Speaker 1: means us we can do this, and there's an option
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  Speaker 1: for people located outside of Australia. All you have to
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  Speaker 1: do is log your farts as they happen, and then
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  Speaker 1: it compiles all the information into a bar graph that
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  Speaker 1: shows how many times you have farted each day and
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  Speaker 1: how severe they were, so for science sake, you can
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  Speaker 1: chart your right.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I feel bound for the Indian guys that had to
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  Speaker 4: develop the app, but uh.
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  Speaker 1: Well I think you'd rather be in a room coding then,
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  Speaker 1: yah know.
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  Speaker 5: Then be the one who has to hold the phone
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  Speaker 5: up to it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean if you think about it. While I understand they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to find you know, solutions or information data research
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  Speaker 1: on you know, gut health, which is important you know
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  Speaker 1: for things. I think it makes sense if you're the
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  Speaker 1: Australian Science Agency, It's like, okay, we need this information,
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  Speaker 1: but how can we do it to our We're not
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  Speaker 1: stuck in an enclosed room with the farterers, So it
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  Speaker 1: makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: Can't you just take like a probionic and a multivitamin
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  Speaker 4: and just call it a day.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you bring up a solid point raj unintended, huh,
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  Speaker 1: And that is you could skew the results because if
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to be a prolific farterer and chart your
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  Speaker 1: fart for the Australian Science Agency, you could just eat
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  Speaker 1: all the foods that you know make you gassy and
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you just let them rip all day and you just
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  Speaker 1: log log and on the app the way it asked
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  Speaker 1: you to. So I mean you could really, you know,
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  Speaker 1: throw these numbers.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm Indian. We I mean we're very bean forward,
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  Speaker 4: lental forward culture and so that stuff Like, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what would make me gassy because that's stuff. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I just grew up on it so that it doesn't
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't have that effect on me when people are like, oh, hey,
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  Speaker 4: too many beans.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't do that. So I don't know what it
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  Speaker 5: would be. I don't I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think I would be a bad patient or or or.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you would be essential because there are some people,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, that are going to go out and
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  Speaker 1: do this and you know, try to try to break
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  Speaker 1: the curve basically, so you might be essential to the data.
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  Speaker 5: I see.
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  Speaker 2: Does it count if like you're farting and then you
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  Speaker 2: uh have a little bit extra and yeah, neat a
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  Speaker 2: little squirt with it.
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  Speaker 1: That's an interesting that's an interesting question because once once
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  Speaker 1: the fart turns wet, is it still a fart or
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  Speaker 1: or is that just a.
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  Speaker 4: That's a completely different app.
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  Speaker 6: Now stumbled it on a great philosophical question.
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  Speaker 4: Which came first.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they do say, never trust the fart.
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  Speaker 6: I never.
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  Speaker 1: I never thought that flatulence would would steer us into
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: an existential crisis. But it's a tree house and that's
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