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Jackie Chan's Thunderbolt! Reviewed (EILFM Crossover) · BREAK/FIX the Motorsports & Vehicle Enthusiast Variety Show

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  Grand Touring Motorsport started as a social group of car enthusiasts,
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  but we've expanded into all sorts of motor sports disciplines and we
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  want to share our stories with you.
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  Years of racing wrenching and motorsports experience brings together
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  a topnotch collection of knowledge and information through our podcast.
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  Break Fix.
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  In order to release his kidnapped sister sports car mechanic, CFO two has to
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  beat a super criminal street racer.
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  This is 2020 five's Thunderbolts.
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  AKA.
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  The New Avengers.
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  Nope.
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  Wait, wait.
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  What was the other one we watched?
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  1970 fours.
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  Thunderbolt and Lightfoot starring Clint Eastwood and Jeff Britches.
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  Hold on.
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  No, wait, no.
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  This is Jackie Chan one.
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  That's right.
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  1990 Five's Thunderbolt.
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  Yeah.
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  The working title of Quentin Tarantino's.
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  Death Proof.
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  A lot of thunderbolts out there in the world, guys, by the way.
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  Looking up all the movies named Thunderbolt, going back to like 1929.
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  Apparently Ryan Reynolds is gonna do a Thunderbolt and Lightfoot reboot.
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  We'll see if that actually happens.
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  That's not the one we were supposed to watch.
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  Yeah,
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  no, that is not the one we were supposed to watch.
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  No, no, no, no.
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  Darn.
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  We watched the 1995 Thunderbolt Starr, Jackie Chan.
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  I'm reviewing the wrong movie.
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  Good luck finding it somewhere.
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  How long have we been putting this movie off?
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  Uh, two years, three years, maybe?
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  Yeah, like a little while.
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  Yeah.
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  It's been a long time.
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  I am so excited for this review.
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  Did it live up to the hype?
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  We'll find out.
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  I'm Steve.
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  And I'm Missy.
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  And we're with everything I learned from Movies and Tonight.
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  Oh, tonight we are joined by the Grand Touring Motor Sports Break Fix podcast.
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  We have Eric, Brad Anton.
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  Welcome.
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  Woo.
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  Thanks for having us.
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  We love the Grand Tory Motorboat.
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  Sportscast.
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  Yeah, motorboat.
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  How's your guys' motor boating going.
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  See Eric?
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  That's what the new F1 segment should be called.
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  Motorboat.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  F1 Motorboat.
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  You got a motorboat?
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  'cause I want an F1.
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  Oh.
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  Given all the rain races.
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  Oh man, that's good.
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  It's better than two girls.
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  One F1.
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  Yeah.
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  Does this movie review require some drinking to go with it
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  or can we go into it sober?
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  I'm always down for a drinking.
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  I'm recovering from a cold, so I am going to skip an alcoholic
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  beverage, but I encourage everyone else to drink on my behalf.
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  Ah, out of solidarity.
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  I'm gonna drink twice as much.
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  No.
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  Yay.
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  But, uh, you guys drinking anything on your end?
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  I am enjoying it.
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  Izzy, not to be confused with Izzy.
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  Oh, you can't see it?
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  'cause of my special virtual background, but yes, this is
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  one of my favorites over here.
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  These fancy fruit water things?
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  Yes.
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  We've had this before.
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  I'm enjoying a nice, refreshing glass of moss.
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  Apple juice.
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  Ooh, what are you three?
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  Yes, I have a 2-year-old and a 4-year-old.
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  Yes.
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  My house is well stocked with juice.
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  Oh look, he's got the little sippy straw and everything.
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  Oh, I don't hate.
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  Oh, never, never.
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  I'm jealous.
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  I'm whimsical.
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  How about you, Tanya?
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  What you drinking currently?
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  Nothing.
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  Oh, she's drinking in the goodness of this film.
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  That's what she's drinking in Steve.
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  Did she actually watch it?
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  Tanya, did you watch it?
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  I did.
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  Wow.
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  Did you watch all of it?
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  So I had actually, when I brought this movie up.
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  First time I had started to watch it.
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  Oh boy.
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  But I had stopped all the way up through the container home scene.
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  I had seen all that actually already.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Wow.
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  And you stopped because you had already spent or that that that's,
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  no, I don't remember why I stopped.
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  It was like watching it off YouTube or whatever.
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  A couple years ago.
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  You think I know why you stopped.
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  We all know why you stopped.
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  Get stop, get a nice little warm bath going.
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  Couple candles.
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  She needed like a three year break.
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  It popped up.
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  You must pay for YouTube premium to finish watching this movie.
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  And she said, Nope.
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  Delete.
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  Delete.
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  So is this everybody else's first time watching this?
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  Yes, I've seen a lot of Jackie Chan movies and I have never seen this one.
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  I didn't know who Jackie Chan was.
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  Never heard of them.
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  This is my first foray.
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  Who is she?
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  Who is she?
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  Was she the reporter?
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  Jackie Chan.
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  Jackie Stewart.
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  I got 'em all mixed up.
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  Nice.
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  Well, yes, from writer director Gordon Chan.
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  No relation.
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  Who's he?
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  Steve.
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  Oh, well I'm glad you asked.
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  30 plus credits.
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  You might know him from 18 Golden Destroyers.
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  Nope.
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  Nope, nope.
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  How about the Yuppie Fantasia?
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  Nope.
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  Nah.
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  Fight back to school.
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  Half started Grande Dangerfield.
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  I get no respect.
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  You wanna catch these hands?
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  Inspector Pink Dragon.
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  That sounds like fun.
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  That sounds like a different kind of movie that we probably
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  don't wanna review on this show.
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  Yeah.
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  Followed by King of Beggars, also like eh, could go either way, but then okay guys.
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  Fist of legend.
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  You know the Jet Lee Classic?
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  Oh, okay.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  This Armageddon?
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  No, not that one.
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  Oh.
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  Came out around the same time.
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  Oddly enough.
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  Armageddon, beast Cop.
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  Sounds interesting.
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  Cat and Mouse.
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  The Medallion.
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  Hey, there we go.
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  There's our Jackie Chan there.
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  He is the King of Fighters.
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  The uh, video game adaptation one, and then a movie called the Four.
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  The four two.
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  The four three.
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  These are the title seven.
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  Yeah, six, seven.
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  But they stopped him just before the four.
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  Four, which is unfortunate.
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  Wow.
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  It's a great time.
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  Signature God of war.
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  No, not that one.
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  Tempting Hearts, faces in the crowd.
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  And he currently has two movies in development.
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  Oh wow.
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  Getting that work.
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  Pretty healthy career.
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  Yeah.
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  Speaking of healthy career, ho ho ho.
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  Jacqueline Onassis Chan as a no good old Jackie Chan.
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  I was gonna say, is that his middle name for real?
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  No, I, I forget what his real name is, but you know it, it's Chinese.
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  Let's be real.
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  Jackie Chan's.
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  Real name is Chen Kung Sing.
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  Okay.
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  Kong Chinese name.
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  Yeah.
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  His name's Kong, right?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  'cause it's backwards.
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  Chan is the family name, so yeah.
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  Oh yeah.
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  So yeah.
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  So Kong sang.
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  Yeah, he's, he's like a, like a giant singing gorilla.
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  I love it.
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  Yeah.
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  No wonder we love him.
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  Yeah.
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  Uh, he stars as Chan Foto.
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  I don't know.
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  Chan Chan, I think he goes by in this or no, Fae.
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  They call him Fae.
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  That's right.
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  Uh, no.
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  Alfred.
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  Yes.
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  Tanya's, right.
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  Alfred in the movie is his name.
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  If you watch the English version, he's Jackie Chan in all of my notes.
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  So, or just the great jc.
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  There you go.
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  The only JC Willow in this house.
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  That's right.
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  150 plus credits.
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  He's been doing it since the sixties.
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  Guys, uh, you know, he was an Enter the Dragon briefly, but he really
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  got into his own with movies like The Drunken Master, battle Creek Brawl,
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  Cannonball Run Police Stories Super Cop Series, rumble in the Bronx.
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  This Jackie Chan's First strike, the Rush Hour series.
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  Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Nights.
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  The Tuxedo, the Medallion, the Karate Kid, Kung Fu Panda, the Foreigner.
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  And guys, he has six movies currently in production 'cause he's Jackie.
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  Jan. Yeah.
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  By the way, if everybody out there has not watched The Foreigner,
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  please go watch The Foreigner.
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  It's so good.
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  Pierce Brosnan plays an excellent, just gross villain.
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  Jackie Chan plays a great old man.
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  Yeah, excellent.
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  And I believe Jackie Chan was also the, uh, first MTV Lifetime Achievement
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  Award winner, uh, back in the nineties.
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  Nice.
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  Awesome.
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  RRIP to MTV apparently.
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  Yeah, right.
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  They lost ridiculousness and were closed three months later.
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  Weird.
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  Uh, but also starring In this movie we have Anita Yin as Amy Yip.
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  Who's she?
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  Steve.
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  Well, I'm glad you asked.
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  70 plus credits.
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  You might know her from Tom, Dick and Harry.
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  I got you babe.
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  The wrath of silence.
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  This.
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  The Golden Girls?
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  No, not that one.
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  He comes from Planet K 29.
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  Episodes of All Men Are Brothers.
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  The Death Day Party.
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  The Gold Finger again.
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  No, not that one Gold Finger.
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  And coming Soon, more episodes of All Men Are Brothers and only Live twice
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  that, assuming it's the James Bond thing.
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  Yeah.
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  She looks super familiar though, like, I mean obviously she has more
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  credits than what you mentioned.
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  Was she in other Jackie Chan films?
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  Did she play any other roles there?
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  Because as soon as I saw her, I was like, you were in some other movie.
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  I've seen Eric, are you baiting me to say something racist because she looks
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  like every other woman in this movie.
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  No, she looked very familiar.
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  She looks like the two sisters.
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  We'll get to that later.
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  I did have her Her a little confused with one of the sisters, I'm not gonna lie.
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  Oh yeah, yeah, totally.
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  It was when she said, I'm gonna take care of the sisters.
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  I'm like, wait, you are one of them.
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  Shoot.
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  It was an IT man.
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  Wait, Tanya, did you say she was an IT man?
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  She was an IT man.
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  The final fight.
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  There it is.
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  Oh, there it is.
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  Okay, Don.
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  End.
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  All right.
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  There it is.
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  I knew it.
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  Do it.
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  I've seen all those.
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  They're fantastic.
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  Well, also starring in this movie we have Michael Wong as Steve Cannon.
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  Who's he?
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  Steve.
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  Oh, it's a great goddamn name.
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  120 plus credits though, babe.
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  Did he look familiar from perhaps a Jean Claude Van Dam?
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  Rob Schneider movie that you love?
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  Oh, is he from Knockoff?
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  He's in Knock off.
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  I unapologetically love knockoff.
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  That movie is so insane.
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  Have you guys seen it?
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  No, but I'm wondering, is he the head cop?
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Okay.
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  Steve Cannon.
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  Alright.
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  They say his name like four times and I'm like, I gotta change my name.
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  Yeah.
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  So guys knockoff Jean Claude Vanda and Rob Schneider.
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  Are living in China selling knockoff jeans and they accidentally get roped into
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  like a whole murder drug ring plot, like an Interpol situation kinda like this.
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  This sounds like a film I need to watch.
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  It sounds like the Lawrence Stroll Lance Stroll origin story.
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  Oh no.
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  Doesn't Lawrence Stroll like own like a denim company or something?
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  I thought.
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  I think so.
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  Yeah.
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  I think that's right.
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  It's called Knockoff and guys, it's so stupid.
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  I love it so much watching that.
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  But you might also have seen him in movies like City Hunters, seven
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  Swords, transformers Age of Extinction.
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  Oh, zombie Fight Club.
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  And of course Skiptrace another Jackie Chan, Johnny Knoxville vehicle.
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  Yeah.
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  Uh, we also have Thorston Nickel as Vna Cougar.
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  Cogman Krugman or whatever the hell man, that guy.
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  Wow.
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  Yeah.
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  Only six credits.
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  Not surprised.
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  I know, right?
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  Uh, he was in this, he was Demon thorston in Jackie Chan's Fist of fire.
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  Yes.
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  The legendary video game from around the same time.
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  And he was in 1990 nine's lethal combat.
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  You'll never guess what this is.
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  It's about a game designer who gets caught up in a computer generated
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  assassins thing, blah, blah.
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  It's basically someone trying to make a moral combat rip off.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  But, uh, so tell me that he isn't the living embodiment of the bad guy
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  from Captain Planet with the pulled back hair and the tight ponytail.
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  Remember that guy?
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  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  He had like the German accent or whatever.
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  Right.
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  That's exactly it.
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  So every time this guy was on screen, I was like, you're the
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  bad guy from Captain Planet.
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  That's also the bad guy from Gargoyle Santos.
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  Except for, I mean, whoever that struck the accent, but it's, it's the same.
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  He's voiced by Riker.
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  I was gonna say the only one guy that isn't from this cast of Star Trek.
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  One other, I wanted to mention Corey Yun as the doctor who he, Steve, well
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  he has over 110 credits, but what he's really known for is being a stunt slash
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  fight coordinator for movies like.
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  The drunken Master X-Men.
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  The one, the Transporter series, cradle to the grave, Bulletproof
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  Monk, war Expendables and Wild Card.
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  Another Statham Classic.
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  That's awesome.
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  So he's got legitimate credits.
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  Oh yeah, yeah.
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  He has like 110 credits, but it's always as guy Jackie Chan punches in face over
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  the railing or something like, you know, he's probably got it in his contract.
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  I'll teach all these stunt guys, but I need a, I need a cameo.
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  He's constantly wearing a rig just in case.
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  Nice.
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  Yeah.
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  That's all I got for cast.
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  How'd you guys watch this?
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  We watched this on YouTube and, uh, threw a couple bucks their way.
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  I watched it painfully, I bought it on Voodoo because.
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  I have reasons.
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  So you now own it.
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  You bought it for like 15 bucks or whatever.
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  It wasn't even that bad.
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  I think it was like eight or nine bucks.
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  Yeah, that sounds about right.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm adding it to my collection of Jackie Chan movies that I have a
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  quite extensive collection of movies, so I was like, why not add one more?
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  How bad could it be?
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  It can't be any worse than the Shanghai series, which are super cringe today.
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  They're very hard to watch.
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  The Shanghai movies are great.
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  What are you talking about?
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  I love them.
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  When I was younger it was like, watch 'em on repeat.
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  But now I have a hard time watching Shanghai Noon and Shanghai, John Wayne.
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  That's a terrible cowboy name.
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  When was the last time you watched rush hour?
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  Yeah, it's pretty bad too.
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  It's okay Eric, if they're making another one.
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  Oh no.
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  Our uh, great dictator demands it apparently.
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  So what I love is, you know, like rush hour, the food was, uh, do you understand
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  the words that are coming outta my mouth?
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  No one understands the words you're coming outta your mouth.
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  The fact that Jackie Chan did not speak English at that time, he was
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  learning all of his lines phonetically.
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  So even Jackie Chan did not understand the words that were coming out of his mouth.
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  That's awesome.
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  That's awesome.
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  Super pathetic.
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  Before we dive into the movie, did anybody watch the trailer for this?
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  Before they watched the movie?
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  Oh, no, no.
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  It was like the first two and a half minutes of the movie.
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  That was the trailer.
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  Thank you.
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  I'm glad you watch it because I, I was gonna watch it with my family, like,
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  Hey, you wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie?
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  Why not?
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  Eh, it's like 30 years old and we put on the trailer and we're like, what is this?
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  It was so slow and so boring.
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  And I'm like, is this even the right movie?
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  And I'm like, all over the internet.
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  Did I get the wrong thing?
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  Like, what is going on?
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  Blah, blah.
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  You know, usually the trailers are like action packed and I've always
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  seen that clip, which is the opening scene of the movie with him at the
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  training facility in Japan with the Mitsubishis and all the rally art
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  stuff and which is what got me excited.
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  Yeah.
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  Excited about the movie, right?
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  Oh, we're gonna do racing.
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  This is gonna be great, but it's like, what is going on?
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  Yeah.
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  When you guys were telling me about this, I was like, why would Jackie
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  Chan be doing a racing movie?
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  Like, it's okay.
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  There's gonna be some Jackie Chan stuff in here.
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  It's not just gonna be a drama.
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  Hopefully.
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  Like, it'd be weird if this was like the one time Uhhuh, you
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  know, it's like a romantic comedy called Thunderbolt or something.
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  Uh, Uhhuh Uhhuh.
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  But uh, but yeah, when we started off and yeah, he's at car manufacturing,
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  like taking notes and shit.
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  Like, wait, is he learning to become a mechanic or just
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  getting all the latest info?
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  And apparently they were planning on doing a double loopty loop.
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  Yeah.
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  Because that was one of the things like, they're like, you know, pointing
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  to the chalkboard, blah, blah, blah.
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  And then down to a, a diagram of double loopty loop.
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  And I'm like, what are they doing there in Mitsubishi?
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  Yeah, it was like the Hot Wheels track.
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  I was like, what is happening here?
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  They're teasing the finale, right?
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  Yeah.
• 14:23
  Yeah.
• 14:23
  It's basically just a a, a testing montage and then we see like a bus
• 14:27
  on a racetrack and I'm like hills.
• 14:28
  Yeah.
• 14:29
  So you know what's interesting about that montage?
• 14:31
  You know that big oval where they were testing the bus on Yeah.
• 14:35
  Super high embankment or whatever.
• 14:36
  Mm-hmm.
• 14:37
  So I dug into this a little bit 'cause I was like trying to figure
• 14:39
  out what racetracks this was.
• 14:40
  And so, super fun fact, which we'll get to later if you have
• 14:44
  it on your list, but I don't, not all of the filming was in Japan.
• 14:47
  Some of it was in Hong Kong and this and that, but that particular track is in
• 14:51
  Germany and it's owned by Volkswagen.
• 14:54
  Oh, top gear used that track many times.
• 14:57
  That's where James May got the top speed on the Bugatti Beron, correct.
• 15:01
  It is the high speed track and so yeah, it's in Germany, so it was
• 15:04
  pretty cool to see that they used that.
• 15:06
  I like when he's trying to run up it at one point, like what's going on?
• 15:09
  Yeah.
• 15:10
  You know, outtake, whatcha you doing?
• 15:11
  Yeah, let's say, is that the same one from the outtakes where
• 15:12
  he was like trying to climb it?
• 15:14
  Yeah, I think that's kind of the only part in the entire movie that, uh, spoiler.
• 15:17
  We'll find out later.
• 15:18
  He has a totally shattered ankle 'cause he is kinda limping
• 15:22
  in that scene a little bit.
• 15:23
  Did you guys also happen to know who the stunt coordinator for this movie is?
• 15:26
  Jackie Chan.
• 15:27
  Is it a doctor or stunt director?
• 15:29
  I guess?
• 15:29
  Well, Jackie does his own stunts partially.
• 15:32
  Well, he does his own stunts, but he doesn't direct all of his own stunts.
• 15:35
  It's Samo Hung.
• 15:36
  Who's he?
• 15:37
  You guys know who Samo Hung is?
• 15:38
  No.
• 15:38
  Remember, uh, a series in the late nineties called Martial Law with slightly
• 15:42
  overweight Chinese gentlemen, basically kicking everybody's ass every week.
• 15:46
  Oh, I know who you're talking about.
• 15:48
  Yes.
• 15:49
  Yes, yes.
• 15:50
  Yeah, that's Sam o Hung.
• 15:51
  He's also legendary stunt coordinator and martial artist since like the seventies.
• 15:55
  He's also in the man from Hong Kong, one of the greatest movies ever made.
• 15:58
  Yeah, the stunt woman, him and Michelle.
• 16:00
  Yo stunting it up.
• 16:01
  Yeah, he's, that's a great flick.
• 16:03
  But yeah, he pops up everywhere, but yeah.
• 16:04
  Yeah, he's the stunt director for this movie and I, as soon as
• 16:07
  I saw that, I'm like, oh good.
• 16:08
  There is gonna be some Jackie Chan shit in this movie.
• 16:12
  So music montage encapsulates all the racing part at the beginning
• 16:15
  of the exciting part, which could have been the trailer.
• 16:17
  And then we go to the scene with his hand and the girl and Right.
• 16:21
  That was super weird.
• 16:22
  So we see him in the garage, we, Jackie Jan's working late, they're at
• 16:25
  the garage and it's like, okay, cool.
• 16:26
  What's going on?
• 16:27
  And some girl's just going through all the cars, like opening the doors,
• 16:30
  looking around a little bit closing.
• 16:31
  I'm like, is she gonna try to like steal some of 'em?
• 16:34
  Some girl like, who is this chick?
• 16:37
  He goes over to like, excuse me, can I help you?
• 16:39
  She's like, oh, sorry, I'm looking for my earring.
• 16:41
  Ha.
• 16:42
  I don't know.
• 16:43
  It's kind of just klutzy or whatever.
• 16:45
  And like bashes him at the door and slams his hand in the door.
• 16:48
  He like gets a concussion.
• 16:49
  I swear.
• 16:49
  He sold it pretty well.
• 16:50
  We were talking about watching this movie.
• 16:52
  Really good.
• 16:53
  Stunt guys have no problem, like playing sort of like.
• 16:57
  Injured or clumsy on screen.
• 16:59
  And this is something you never see Vin Diesel or Sylvester Stallone do on screen.
• 17:04
  They never have a moment of weakness.
• 17:06
  But like Jackie Chan, who's doing all his own stunts and has forever, is like happy
• 17:10
  to like sort of do these kinds of scenes.
• 17:12
  Like it's almost a trademark.
• 17:13
  Well, it's also the steroids and the fact that they can't turn their necks.
• 17:16
  Yeah.
• 17:16
  So it might be kind of hard to play the goofy guy.
• 17:19
  Right.
• 17:19
  True.
• 17:19
  True.
• 17:20
  To your point, Izzy, I've always viewed Jackie more like almost like
• 17:23
  a circus clown or like an acrobat.
• 17:26
  Like his style is very playful.
• 17:27
  Yes.
• 17:28
  And obviously he's a martial artist, but he's very fluid in what he does.
• 17:32
  Joyful in what he does.
• 17:33
  Exactly.
• 17:33
  He's more Dick Van Dyke than Dolf lre.
• 17:35
  Yes, exactly.
• 17:36
  Exactly's ridiculous.
• 17:37
  So we were like talking about like who in the Expendables
• 17:39
  would do this kind of scene?
• 17:40
  And Steve's like, oh, it's Jet Lee.
• 17:42
  Yeah.
• 17:42
  Jet Lee's Lee Won's.
• 17:43
  But because he's a super accomplished martial artist.
• 17:45
  Yeah.
• 17:46
  He doesn't have any hide because he physically can like maybe sta
• 17:50
  them, but sta them's not like, oh, I'm not taking a punch to the face.
• 17:53
  Right.
• 17:54
  Yeah, exactly.
• 17:55
  He's not gonna play the full.
• 17:56
  You don't have to.
• 17:56
  When you've participated in the Olympics, Steve, that was a dilemma.
• 18:01
  He was a diver.
• 18:03
  So this is where we cut to the trailer.
• 18:04
  Yeah.
• 18:05
  We cut to the Bonneville salt flats like outta nowhere.
• 18:08
  Like okay, cool.
• 18:09
  Some ponytail German guys testing his race car and we find out he's Cougar,
• 18:14
  Cougar Krugman, or whatever his name is.
• 18:16
  Apparently he found out there was another undercover guy in his crew.
• 18:20
  Are they doing drugs out there at the Bonneville Salt flats?
• 18:22
  Like?
• 18:22
  Like we know nothing about this guy going in.
• 18:25
  Just like I knew you were undercover and now I'm gonna drag you fur style through
• 18:29
  the Bonneville salt flats with his thumbs.
• 18:32
  Oh yeah.
• 18:32
  God, you feel like the thumbs would give up after like a quarter mile maybe.
• 18:37
  But enough of that shit.
• 18:38
  Then we cut to outside the police department where there's an exchange
• 18:41
  of suitcases going on, literally in front of the police department.
• 18:45
  Ballsy.
• 18:47
  There was something to do with drugs.
• 18:49
  'cause I thought he, I was so confused if we back it up for a second.
• 18:52
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:52
  After the Bonneville salt flash thing, and he's hanging out in
• 18:55
  front of the police station.
• 18:56
  Mm-hmm.
• 18:57
  And he's wearing a cap with a police badge on it.
• 19:01
  Yeah.
• 19:01
  I thought he, is he a dirty cop?
• 19:03
  Maybe.
• 19:03
  Because then a guy walked out from the station and was
• 19:06
  like, here's the briefcase.
• 19:07
  What do we have here?
• 19:08
  And he opens it up and there's guns.
• 19:09
  But then there's like the secret compartment full of cash and something
• 19:12
  swaddle, probably cocaine, I don't know.
• 19:15
  And then he opened the other secret compartment with little vials,
• 19:18
  probably heroin, likely of drugs.
• 19:20
  And it's like, all right, we're going to Hong Kong next.
• 19:22
  Yeah.
• 19:23
  That, that was all that scene.
• 19:24
  But it's like, okay.
• 19:25
  But he is also like a world famous race car driver or whatever, apparently.
• 19:29
  And nobody's gonna talk about his C four Corvette, his Barbie car.
• 19:31
  I was thinking it the whole time.
• 19:32
  Yes.
• 19:33
  And then we cut to Hong Kong for shopping and racing.
• 19:36
  What is going on at this movie?
• 19:38
  And we're only three minutes in.
• 19:40
  That's the best part of two hours.
• 19:42
  But yeah, enough of that shit.
• 19:43
  Now we cut to a junkyard.
• 19:44
  Yeah, right.
• 19:45
  Alright.
• 19:45
  Now we gotta identify every car that's in the junkyard go.
• 19:48
  No, we're not doing that.
• 19:49
  There's a lot of cars.
• 19:50
  Dan is not here.
• 19:51
  There's no car.
• 19:51
  There was that to charade.
• 19:53
  There was a Chrysler Valiant.
• 19:55
  There was the Pacific Tanya.
• 20:00
  I'm glad you brought up a desu charade.
• 20:02
  When we left San Francisco in 2019, there was still a singular DSU
• 20:07
  charade that was driving around in parking in like the mission area.
• 20:12
  And it turns out that like I know the person whose brother owned it
• 20:15
  and apparently it was a complete piece of shit, but he thought it
• 20:17
  was hilarious to keep it running.
• 20:20
  Nice.
• 20:20
  Would bet it's still there.
• 20:21
  Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 20:23
  Now at this point, the yellow car shows up for those that are car aficionados.
• 20:28
  I got excited.
• 20:29
  That's a third gen RX seven.
• 20:31
  That car was new when this movie came out.
• 20:34
  That was the hot car in 1995.
• 20:37
  Like it was legit.
• 20:39
  Yeah.
• 20:39
  Awesome sauce.
• 20:40
  The color isn't the greatest, but, uh, no, it's kidding though.
• 20:43
  R seven wears yellow.
• 20:44
  Well, but I don't know about you guys.
• 20:46
  If you've watched enough Jackie Chan movies, you knew what
• 20:49
  was coming next though, right?
• 20:50
  So the guy's like, Hey, work on my car, give you money.
• 20:53
  You make it go fast.
• 20:54
  And he's like, get the hell outta here, blah.
• 20:56
  Right?
• 20:57
  And then they cut to the next scene and he's in his red jumpsuit as a mechanic.
• 21:01
  And the whole thing, I need a place to lose the cops when I'm running
• 21:04
  from him and you, you're gonna help me, blah, blah, blah, go to hell.
• 21:07
  And the guy's like, okay, fine, fine, fine.
• 21:09
  Bye bye.
• 21:10
  I'm just gonna go over here, blah, blah, blah.
• 21:12
  And then we cut to him.
• 21:13
  He's at a cafe just outside of the junkyard or whatever, and these
• 21:17
  two school girls go walking by.
• 21:18
  And so he gives a little firm open palm slap on the behind, and they're like,
• 21:22
  ah, you pervert, blah, blah, blah.
• 21:25
  I like to look.
• 21:27
  That's how we know he is a bad guy.
• 21:28
  Yeah.
• 21:29
  But then the girls go into the junkyard and it's like, oh shit.
• 21:32
  Like there's a certain formula to a Jackie ch like, you know a fight is coming.
• 21:36
  Oh yeah.
• 21:36
  Right.
• 21:37
  Yeah.
• 21:37
  Yeah.
• 21:37
  So he doesn't want no trouble.
• 21:38
  Here we go.
• 21:39
  Good old, uh, a brother Jackie Chan.
• 21:41
  He is like, surprise fucker.
• 21:44
  Before we get into the fight itself, which was amazing.
• 21:47
  Did you guys notice how it felt like the first Fast and the Furious at that moment?
• 21:52
  Like the little sandwich shop and they're getting their lunch and the
• 21:55
  guys are sitting there all around and there's some pretty girls.
• 21:58
  Yeah.
• 21:58
  Yeah.
• 21:58
  Toto Sandwiches.
• 21:59
  That's where they were at.
• 22:00
  Yeah.
• 22:00
  Yeah, exactly.
• 22:01
  And I was like, man, if Fast and The Furious did rip this scene off.
• 22:05
  Yeah.
• 22:05
  You know, back when Fast and Furious just sold Zoom players.
• 22:10
  Yeah.
• 22:10
  So yeah, it starts whooping their asses a little bit, but only a little
• 22:13
  bit just to teach 'em a lesson.
• 22:14
  'cause they start like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I had no idea, blah, blah, blah.
• 22:17
  And he's got like a shovel ready to like dig a grave.
• 22:20
  And after beating him today, and then some cops drive by and they're like, Hey
• 22:24
  Jackie, what's uh, what's going on here?
• 22:26
  And they like pick him up and say, they gotta go do a sting or something.
• 22:29
  And I'm like, hold on, is he a fucking cock too?
• 22:31
  It's very confusing.
• 22:32
  And again, we're like.
• 22:33
  Five minutes into the movie now, like it moves really fast.
• 22:36
  Yeah.
• 22:37
  Don't explain a lot.
• 22:38
  There's a lot that you have to fill in your own blanks about.
• 22:42
  I'm like, yeah, some of us gotta work a couple jobs to get by.
• 22:45
  Even back in the nineties in Hong Kong, I think Jackie Shannon, every
• 22:48
  movie has to like work several jobs.
• 22:51
  He's not usually a rich guy.
• 22:52
  No.
• 22:52
  Well, yeah.
• 22:53
  Who was the one?
• 22:54
  Uh, battle Creek.
• 22:55
  Brawl.
• 22:55
  Battle Creek Brawl.
• 22:56
  Yeah.
• 22:57
  How other in that one?
• 22:58
  Like sick?
• 22:58
  Yeah.
• 22:59
  He like, he's like, all right, I gotta do some laundry.
• 23:01
  And then I kind of go to wash some dishes and uh Oh yeah.
• 23:04
  I also do street fights on the side.
• 23:06
  Jackie Chan was the washer woman, right.
• 23:08
  Yeah.
• 23:08
  So then we go to that night, they're setting up like a checkpoint, pull it over
• 23:12
  cars to see if they've been souped up.
• 23:13
  'cause apparently that's illegal in Hong Kong.
• 23:15
  You know, very fast and furious.
• 23:17
  Like I was waiting to see like the girls, the short shorts and jaw
• 23:20
  rule showing up for some reason.
• 23:23
  Jaw rule.
• 23:24
  This is like Brad's favorite scene though.
• 23:26
  We were even talking about this yesterday about how ludicrous it was.
• 23:30
  Oh yeah.
• 23:30
  Tow toe, toe.
• 23:32
  This, uh, these, these rotors are not stock to this exhaust.
• 23:35
  Does not smell stock tow.
• 23:36
  Yeah.
• 23:37
  That was my favorite.
• 23:37
  When he sticks his nose like up the exhaust pipe, he's like,
• 23:40
  this exhaust is not stock tow.
• 23:42
  Yeah.
• 23:43
  He, he was saying something like, you'd have to like look at the engines to see.
• 23:47
  Right.
• 23:47
  And, and I'm like, you haven't even popped the hood.
• 23:49
  Well the one, he was like, hood pins go toe.
• 23:53
  Yeah.
• 23:53
  Hood pins are not factory cho, but then boom, boom room a speedster
• 23:57
  goes by and they're like, oh, quick, Jason, blah, blah, blah.
• 24:00
  And there's like a cop on a bicycle that's like gonna stand
• 24:03
  in the way and get ran over.
• 24:04
  But then Jackie Jen runs over and like saves him the last minute
• 24:08
  and then a cop car rolls and I'm like, how the fuck did that happen?
• 24:11
  Yeah.
• 24:11
  That cop kind just like rolled outta nowhere more where that comes from.
• 24:15
  Yeah.
• 24:16
  But enough of that shit.
• 24:17
  We then cut to Interpol where we meet the real hero of the movie.
• 24:19
  Steve Cannon.
• 24:20
  Yeah, Steve.
• 24:24
  But it's really just so they can say his name and see that
• 24:26
  he's doing something involving a billboard and a crew of people.
• 24:30
  He's all that is man, Steve.
• 24:31
  Hey.
• 24:31
  He doesn't even say like, okay, we're trying to bring down a
• 24:34
  certain person or whatever.
• 24:36
  Just like, alright, we are set up here in Hong Kong.
• 24:38
  I am with Interpol.
• 24:39
  Then we cut to the junkyard.
• 24:41
  I don't know, I was a little confused at this scene at the first, 'cause I
• 24:43
  thought they were just playing dra, right?
• 24:45
  They're just like spinning a top or whatever, but it, they're trying to spin
• 24:48
  it on like one of those magnet things.
• 24:50
  So it looks like it's like hovering and spinning and like
• 24:52
  perpetually going or whatever and, but it took a couple minutes.
• 24:56
  One thing I do like about this scene though, we see their couch
• 24:59
  and you guys know it's the couch in the scene and their coffee table.
• 25:01
  Yeah.
• 25:01
  The couch was the back of a car with leather seats in it.
• 25:04
  I so yeah, it was like the back of a Cadillac or something.
• 25:06
  Pretty sweet.
• 25:07
  I want a car couch.
• 25:09
  Yeah.
• 25:09
  Those things are so expensive.
• 25:10
  It's like those car beds.
• 25:12
  Yeah.
• 25:12
  What a race car bed.
• 25:14
  I sleep in a race car.
• 25:15
  I mean, when you sleep in a shipping container, I guess you can have all
• 25:18
  that stuff, but we'll get to that too.
• 25:19
  Hell too.
• 25:20
  Yeah.
• 25:21
  You know the shipping container seems really cool until you realize there's
• 25:24
  no plumbing and zero insulation.
• 25:26
  Luckily they live in a tropical climate and then we cut to them
• 25:29
  again like a night check pointer.
• 25:31
  Jackie Chan and his dad, they're sitting in a tow truck waiting for
• 25:36
  speeds to come by, but they're doing the whole uh, gone in 60 seconds thing
• 25:39
  where they're like trying to identify the car by the sound and stuff.
• 25:42
  And I'm like, alright, this is why Eric picked this movie.
• 25:44
  Then this news crew, like a reporter and cameraman, just kinda
• 25:47
  pop around the corner, Hey, why are you guys helping the cops?
• 25:50
  Blah, blah, blah.
• 25:51
  And Jackie Jan's like, get that shit on my face.
• 25:53
  It's okay, we can cover your face.
• 25:54
  I'm like, it doesn't matter in China.
• 25:56
  I'm sorry guys.
• 25:57
  It really, Steve, you've been to China.
• 25:59
  There's five faces there, guy.
• 26:00
  I'm sorry.
• 26:01
  It's just how it is.
• 26:02
  The entire police force is out looking for people racing.
• 26:05
  Yes.
• 26:06
  Like hundreds of cops out in them streets.
• 26:09
  They're just sitting and waiting and then like, all right, well it's eight
• 26:12
  o'clock and nothing's happening, so we should just call it a day.
• 26:14
  The news car, like green of oil or something.
• 26:17
  Ran.
• 26:17
  Or gas.
• 26:18
  Or gas?
• 26:18
  Gas.
• 26:19
  That's right in the side of the road.
• 26:20
  And there's a great one liner here 'cause they're arguing about something and at
• 26:23
  one point his dad, the old guy who was sniffing the exhaust pipe earlier, I
• 26:27
  think he was still high on the fumes.
• 26:29
  And I thought this was really telling, right?
• 26:31
  He goes, all cars need gas except the electric ones.
• 26:34
  And I'm like, hold on a second.
• 26:36
  Yeah, this movie was written in the mid nineties.
• 26:38
  We were dabbling with electric cars back then.
• 26:41
  Not like today.
• 26:41
  Oh.
• 26:42
  Thought there was, they've been around for a while, Eric.
• 26:44
  Just not here in America.
• 26:45
  I mean, okay.
• 26:46
  Well and that's the thing, this is a movie made in Hong Kong, so Yeah.
• 26:50
  It's like in the, uh, karate Kid with Jackie Chan and Jayden Smith, where
• 26:53
  they have like the water heaters that are like the size of a two liter.
• 26:56
  Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
• 26:58
  Anyway, a lot of cool stuff going on outside of America.
• 27:01
  You guys should, uh, check it out.
• 27:02
  I mean, if you get the chance, but then, uh, they come by and
• 27:04
  they're like, oh yeah, we can give you some guests to top it off.
• 27:07
  And then a speedster comes going by.
• 27:09
  Okay.
• 27:09
  Okay.
• 27:10
  Let's talk about these two cars for a second.
• 27:12
  'cause you know, I mentioned earlier the RX seven, the hotness, the silver car.
• 27:16
  Not a Supra.
• 27:17
  Do you guys know what it is?
• 27:18
  It was a Gallant, well, it was a Mitsubishi.
• 27:21
  Well, the whole thing was Mitsubishi, right?
• 27:22
  Sponsored by Mitsubishi.
• 27:24
  Well, no, but the Bad guy's car was the skyline, correct?
• 27:26
  Yes.
• 27:27
  It was R 32 Skyline.
• 27:28
  Yeah.
• 27:28
  The silver car was a Mitsubishi, but not a 3000 GT or GTO.
• 27:32
  It was something else.
• 27:33
  Something from, I remember from the Grand Ismo days, but I cannot
• 27:35
  remember what it actually is.
• 27:37
  The FTO?
• 27:38
  Yes, that's it.
• 27:39
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 27:40
  Yeah.
• 27:40
  The hot eclipse.
• 27:41
  Basically, the better eclipse, the one that we didn't get because it
• 27:44
  was front wheel drive, wasn't it?
• 27:45
  Correct.
• 27:46
  Like something, yeah, it's the cousin to the Eclipse.
• 27:48
  We got the prettier one with the Fast and the Furious car,
• 27:50
  the green one, the original one, but the FTO was the better car.
• 27:53
  Mm-hmm.
• 27:54
  Well, of course Jackie Chan's got a commandeer it though for some hot pursuit.
• 27:59
  So he hops in the car with the reporter, they go drive it off and he's like,
• 28:02
  call the police, pause you there because I would like to interject.
• 28:04
  That was very impressed by the zero to 60 speed of a Mitsubishi FTO
• 28:10
  from a dead stop to instantly being right on the tail of that skyline.
• 28:14
  You know how fast the skylines are?
• 28:16
  They are monstrously quick.
• 28:18
  That's why the car has to stop 'cause we see Cougar and he's obviously impressed.
• 28:23
  'cause you know, apparently Jackie Chan has teleport technology in that car.
• 28:26
  Yep.
• 28:27
  Here I wrote a note and I underlined it as I do.
• 28:30
  I take copious notes when we read these films.
• 28:32
  You remember when we did Highway to Hell and I kept talking about the bear?
• 28:35
  Yeah.
• 28:35
  There's no bears in this movie.
• 28:36
  However, did you notice.
• 28:39
  Our bad guy, captain Planet villain guy.
• 28:41
  How many different sunglasses he wore in the film?
• 28:44
  Oh, he has different sunglasses ever seen.
• 28:46
  Correct.
• 28:46
  So now we got the yellow like DeWalt.
• 28:48
  I'm gonna go cut some timber in my spare time kind of thing going
• 28:52
  on as he is driving at night.
• 28:53
  There's snow barter glasses 'cause the warm colors help
• 28:56
  you spot the trails better.
• 28:58
  Duh.
• 28:59
  Yeah, but this perpetuates through the film, as you said.
• 29:02
  He's got different sunglasses in every scene.
• 29:05
  It's ridiculous.
• 29:06
  And there's a lot of seeds waiting for him to have like the 3D glasses or whatever
• 29:09
  from back to the future or something.
• 29:11
  We all have that friend in our life who like is constantly losing their
• 29:14
  sunglasses and sitting on their sunglasses and has to go to the county fair and
• 29:17
  buy like 15 pairs of the $5 sunglasses.
• 29:20
  Uhhuh guy, guy, he's not Gof compartment filled with them.
• 29:22
  Like, he's like, oh fuck, I settle my glasses again.
• 29:25
  And just one of his s like your ego boss.
• 29:26
  Or maybe he's like Jordan, the stallion on Instagram.
• 29:29
  He's seen him and he like chucks his glasses all the time and
• 29:31
  the guy must go through like hundreds of glasses in a year.
• 29:34
  He is always throwing 'em across the room.
• 29:36
  Anyway, moving on.
• 29:37
  So we get back into Harper Pursuit and they're treating some paint,
• 29:39
  eh, and then Jackie Chan like runs into a water barrel and I'm like,
• 29:43
  well, that's the end of that race.
• 29:44
  Oh, I would be wrong.
• 29:46
  I would be absolutely wrong that he's still able to keep up.
• 29:48
  Cougar, he like ends up like jumping in the car, like hitting a ramp or
• 29:52
  some shit and we, and then they come to a roadblock, start like spinning
• 29:57
  around, okay, well Cougar's back.
• 29:59
  Now they're like rear ending each other like the bumper, but then
• 30:03
  like hitting the brakes and shit.
• 30:04
  Luckily, eventually this kind of stops when there's a spike strip
• 30:07
  thrown out from a roadblock.
• 30:08
  Yeah, Cougar's caught rolled credits.
• 30:10
  Guys, what do we think?
• 30:11
  I think that was need for speed.
• 30:13
  Hot pursuit.
• 30:14
  Back in the old days, like throw the spike strip, call the cop.
• 30:17
  This was the messiest car chase.
• 30:19
  I'd ever witnessed super erratic.
• 30:22
  This was the end of act one of the film.
• 30:25
  We're 12 minutes into the film at this point.
• 30:28
  Yeah.
• 30:28
  Well, it wasn't cut the greatest, but you know, it's not, not
• 30:30
  like George Miller's directing.
• 30:32
  It's No, no, it's not even the cutting of the scenes.
• 30:34
  It's the driving itself.
• 30:35
  If you looked at what they were doing, it's not possible.
• 30:38
  And if you looked at a Fast and the Furious film later, or any of the great
• 30:41
  car chase scenes like the Seven Ups or Vanishing Point and stuff like that
• 30:45
  where the guys are really smooth and maybe they're drifting and whatever.
• 30:49
  I mean there were some points where it's like herky jerky, weird lane change.
• 30:53
  They were trading pain.
• 30:54
  Thought it was watching Lando and Oscar at Canada last year.
• 30:57
  It's like freaking bonkers the way they were driving.
• 31:00
  And it was just like, this is the worst cinematography for
• 31:03
  a chase scene I've ever seen.
• 31:05
  I know what you're saying.
• 31:06
  It needs one of those scenes.
• 31:07
  The camera goes under the hood and we watch the spark go down the wires and
• 31:11
  ignite the fuel and danger to, and then, and then through the steering
• 31:15
  wheel into the hands of the driver.
• 31:16
  And we see Paul Walker's baby blues.
• 31:18
  Electrify.
• 31:19
  Yes, yes, yes.
• 31:21
  All of that.
• 31:22
  So, so we catch up the next morning, we're at the police department.
• 31:25
  Amy, the, uh, reporter, she calls her boss and is like, oh my God,
• 31:29
  I've got the greatest story ever.
• 31:30
  I was actually there when Cougar Krugman or whatever got pulled
• 31:33
  over and he is like, that's great.
• 31:34
  Send me the pictures and we'll get on the news.
• 31:36
  And she's.
• 31:37
  Oh shit about that.
• 31:38
  I just have the story.
• 31:39
  I didn't have a camera with me.
• 31:41
  Nobody wants to hear your story.
• 31:42
  We want pictures, tries again next time.
• 31:45
  It's a bummer for her, but like, he's not wrong.
• 31:47
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
• 31:48
  But then, uh, we get to the interrogation room and Jackie Chan's in there
• 31:52
  and they bring in Cougar and he is basically like, oh, you want pithy
• 31:55
  good last night, you shall dress me.
• 31:57
  You got some skews.
• 31:59
  And you know, Steve Cannon comes into the room and he's like.
• 32:01
  Alright, bitch, you're going to jail.
• 32:03
  But then lawyers start coming in, they're like, uh, Uhuh, he's got a Libyan passport
• 32:08
  that says That's not Cougar Krugman.
• 32:10
  And I'm like, oh, okay, cool.
• 32:11
  He keeps the Libyans.
• 32:12
  Yeah.
• 32:13
  Yeah.
• 32:13
  I mean, alright, so it was just some other guy that you caught driving
• 32:17
  recklessly and blah, blah blah.
• 32:18
  Cool.
• 32:19
  We'll just keep you in cell until we can really identify who the hell you are.
• 32:23
  Alright, then next scene.
• 32:25
  Enough of that, Jackie Chan, he's gotta get back to work, but of course
• 32:27
  the news crew's there and his dad and his sisters are like letting
• 32:31
  him like go through all of his shit.
• 32:32
  Like check out, I guess he has a bunch of racing trophies and uh,
• 32:36
  all kinds of stuff as she comes to visit them at the junkyard slash
• 32:39
  shipping container house or whatever.
• 32:40
  Mm-hmm.
• 32:41
  There's a Kosh in the garage, which I thought was pretty cool.
• 32:44
  And then Tanya, did you catch as they're going into the office where
• 32:47
  she's interviewing the sister and then she's gonna end up talking to the dad?
• 32:51
  There was a. Audi Deutsche Touring poster on the wall, like Hans V eight.
• 32:57
  Audi was like right there in the doorway as he walked into that little office.
• 33:00
  I was like, what are you doing with your arm there?
• 33:01
  Talking about the Germans and the point Yeah.
• 33:04
  Yeah.
• 33:04
  That's, uh, the wall.
• 33:05
  What, what's going on there, Eric?
• 33:06
  That's an awfully odd way to position your hand and holding a
• 33:09
  45 degree angle and, and talking about some Germans out sharply.
• 33:12
  That's, uh, I call it the Elon, the Germans.
• 33:15
  And anyway, I nerd it out a little bit.
• 33:19
  That's what you did.
• 33:20
  You nerd it out.
• 33:21
  I don't think Tanya saw it.
• 33:23
  Tanya's dead.
• 33:24
  She's gone.
• 33:24
  You know what?
• 33:25
  A German stubs, his toe yells out Quin.
• 33:29
  Anyway, so the, uh, yeah, the reporter's like trying to like interview Jackie,
• 33:33
  but basically like, okay, but I've got like a whole backstory made
• 33:37
  out for you, so you should just lie about it, blah, blah, blah.
• 33:40
  And I'm like.
• 33:41
  What kind of reporter are you?
• 33:42
  This is very progressive.
• 33:43
  You should be an American journalist 30 years from now.
• 33:46
  Jackie's response is, there will be no interviews.
• 33:48
  That's all I kept saying.
• 33:49
  Yep.
• 33:50
  No comment.
• 33:50
  And then some guy in, uh, shades shows up and starts walking all over the Kosh.
• 33:55
  And of course everybody's like, Hey Jackie, some assholes and
• 33:58
  his buddies are down here.
• 34:00
  Eventually like walk up the stairs to like me, Jackie.
• 34:02
  And you're like, yeah, I got a message for you.
• 34:04
  Don't talk to cops.
• 34:05
  And then like has like a fist full of fucking cash.
• 34:08
  He just hands 'em and I'm like, sweet.
• 34:10
  Takes that.
• 34:11
  Cash goes to his room.
• 34:12
  No.
• 34:13
  Instead we got a fight.
• 34:14
  Wha Yeah.
• 34:15
  Jackie Chan shit, baby.
• 34:17
  Spin it off poles and drop kicking and going through like the barriers of like
• 34:22
  the stairs and back flips and, and getting hit and doing the facial reactions.
• 34:27
  Oh, facial reactions.
• 34:28
  So good.
• 34:29
  Yeah.
• 34:30
  But then also kicking him back.
• 34:32
  Izzy, are you gonna sing it?
• 34:33
  Are you you gonna go there like seventies?
• 34:35
  Everybody was kung fu fighting.
• 34:37
  Everybody
• 34:40
  get the fastest.
• 34:41
  Like we got, we gotta do the song that was going on during the, uh,
• 34:45
  manufacturing montage in the beginning.
• 34:50
  So, yeah.
• 34:51
  So, uh, eventually, uh, Jackie Chan works these like eight kung fu fighters,
• 34:55
  like into a, a paint bay at his garage and shut the doors and blast
• 34:59
  him with some of that yellow paint.
• 35:00
  They all die as of asphyxiation.
• 35:02
  Roll credits.
• 35:03
  Guys, what do we think?
• 35:05
  And vulnerable Act two.
• 35:09
  We, we, we have to wait.
• 35:10
  We lost Eric.
• 35:11
  We need to give Eric a moment.
• 35:12
  He, he needs to compose himself.
• 35:14
  He is so enamored with your beautiful singing voice.
• 35:20
  I'm sorry, keep going.
• 35:22
  Alright, so then we cut to the police department and uh, you know, Cougar's
• 35:25
  being released, but then Steve Cannon comes in and is like, psych bitch Jackie
• 35:29
  Chan says he recognizes you now from before and so you're arrested again.
• 35:33
  And I'm like, Uhhuh.
• 35:34
  So then, uh, call the FBI and Interpol and I don't know, they're gonna
• 35:38
  get extra security for Jackie Chan 'cause he is like a star witness now.
• 35:42
  So then cut to some chicken wings and uh, back at work, you know,
• 35:45
  at their container ship home.
• 35:47
  And I have in my notes, there's not a chicken wing in inside.
• 35:49
  Those are hot dogs on those sticks.
• 35:51
  What the fuck are they talking about?
• 35:53
  Uhhuh.
• 35:53
  But then there was like one chicken wing on somebody's hot dog
• 35:56
  roaster or whatever over the fire.
• 35:57
  And it's like, okay, I guess there's one cougar, his lady friend, his
• 36:01
  lawyer, she's going into the jail cell for visitation or whatever.
• 36:06
  I guess.
• 36:06
  And then, I don't know, the movie all of a sudden turns into heat.
• 36:09
  Whoa, whoa.
• 36:10
  Wait a minute.
• 36:10
  Wait, wait, wait.
• 36:11
  You went straight to the Rambo fight scene out of the matrix and
• 36:16
  you didn't talk about her pat down.
• 36:18
  Oh, well, I mean, yeah, there's the little pat down.
• 36:21
  We don't see anything.
• 36:22
  Pat down.
• 36:22
  It's just like, oh yeah.
• 36:24
  Sexy lady, little Pat.
• 36:25
  I literally wrote down in my notes.
• 36:27
  But cheeks.
• 36:29
  But cheeks.
• 36:30
  I was like, what is this?
• 36:33
  Like you see Pat Downs and Frisking, you know, in TV shows and movies, but
• 36:37
  I was like, what is this like full on?
• 36:39
  He's an international criminal mastermind.
• 36:41
  You gotta like go deep with those searches.
• 36:43
  Yeah, apparently.
• 36:44
  How much C four fits in a button enough.
• 36:48
  Did you notice when she unpacked she had it in a button?
• 36:51
  Or was it in her?
• 36:52
  Mm-hmm.
• 36:52
  All of her buttons?
• 36:53
  Yeah, because it was like a mound.
• 36:54
  It looked like a coconut on the side of that prison cell or the door or whatever
• 36:58
  it was that she put all that C four on there to like blow that thing up.
• 37:00
  Up?
• 37:01
  Yeah, it looked like a big red button basically.
• 37:03
  Where was she hiding that?
• 37:04
  It was between or coconuts?
• 37:07
  It was between, they thought it was a pack of Trident.
• 37:09
  Turned out it was a pack of C four.
• 37:11
  Good Lord.
• 37:13
  Chaos ensues.
• 37:14
  You know, the criminal enterprise that we still don't know what it is that
• 37:18
  he does other than reckless driving.
• 37:20
  So much reckless driving and you know, murder in the middle of the SA Flats.
• 37:24
  You know, that's true of the Fast and the furious too.
• 37:26
  If you think about Vin Diesel's car, if you think about Totto mm-hmm.
• 37:30
  Do we really know what he did wrong?
• 37:32
  So are we really gonna unpack this?
• 37:34
  Yeah.
• 37:34
  He steals Zoom players, zoom players and DVDs and MP threes,
• 37:38
  and he pissed off Hercules himself.
• 37:40
  I mean, that's a stand, but Yeah.
• 37:42
  But in the same way, we really don't know what Dom Totto did.
• 37:46
  It takes like 10 movies to kind of do that whole exposition, but in the first
• 37:50
  movie, you're like, well, he's the thug.
• 37:52
  He's a bad guy.
• 37:53
  In the same way this is right there.
• 37:55
  Like, do we really care what this guy does?
• 37:57
  Killed somebody on the Bonneville Salt Flats.
• 38:00
  I've seen like all 12 or 13 of those Fast and Furious movies several times.
• 38:03
  What is it that Totto does besides still Zoom players and then
• 38:08
  become a spy slash superhero?
• 38:09
  Nothing.
• 38:10
  Yeah.
• 38:10
  Zebra.
• 38:11
  He owns a sandwich shot.
• 38:12
  There you go.
• 38:12
  No, his sister.
• 38:14
  Owns the sandwich shot because I mean, he wasn't just stealing zoo players.
• 38:17
  I mean, it was armed robbery on like federal interstates.
• 38:21
  It was a federal crime, which is why Oh yeah, of course.
• 38:23
  The F fbi, I was involved.
• 38:24
  So it, I mean to limit it down to, oh, he stole Zune players, I think
• 38:29
  second a bit unfair to his character.
• 38:31
  We took, hold on.
• 38:31
  Hold on.
• 38:31
  Serious.
• 38:32
  Wait.
• 38:32
  He wasn't a petty criminal.
• 38:33
  He was like a legit armed robber.
• 38:36
  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 38:37
  I thought you were joking.
• 38:38
  Did he really steal zoom players?
• 38:41
  Yeah, players flat screen TVs, whatever the hot technology was at the time.
• 38:46
  Yeah.
• 38:47
  Yeah.
• 38:47
  Where they drove the Hondas under the tractor trailers number.
• 38:50
  Yeah.
• 38:50
  Came like 2004.
• 38:52
  No.
• 38:52
  Was it 2001?
• 38:54
  Well, were they stealing from the tractor trailer?
• 38:55
  I honestly don't remember.
• 38:57
  Yeah, that's in the back technology.
• 38:59
  They were Robin Best Buy when they went into Johnny Tran's.
• 39:02
  Garage.
• 39:03
  Remember they saw like the boxes of DVD players and all that shit.
• 39:07
  Oh, like Reto was stealing the same shit and I think he was selling
• 39:09
  it to Johnny Tran on the side.
• 39:12
  Oh.
• 39:12
  So what is Cougar doing?
• 39:13
  Slapping underage girls on the ass, Steve?
• 39:16
  Well, there was something to do with drugs.
• 39:18
  No, that wasn't even him.
• 39:19
  That was uh, Randall Street, thug or whatever.
• 39:21
  Street or street.
• 39:22
  But basically as the police station's getting raided by the crew with like AK
• 39:27
  40 sevens and shit, just right, da, da da.
• 39:29
  We're seeing fucking head shots.
• 39:31
  We're seeing basically half the Hong Kong PD is wiped out.
• 39:34
  The cell gets blown with her smuggled in button C four or whatever, and
• 39:38
  her and Kruger just go walking out.
• 39:40
  Do do, do do.
• 39:41
  Oh shit, she's dead.
• 39:42
  But she got shot in the arm.
• 39:44
  Oh, I thought she got shot in the neck.
• 39:45
  I thought she got Charlie Kirk.
• 39:46
  I didn't know she got shot.
• 39:47
  To me, it looked like it was shot in her arm and I something.
• 39:50
  She's like, I'm dead.
• 39:51
  I was like, wow.
• 39:52
  Well, that was just, her head flew back.
• 39:53
  So I'm like, oh shit.
• 39:54
  Is that where the squibb went off?
• 39:55
  Like you know, right in the neck or whatever.
• 39:57
  Because they're instantly like, no, no, no time.
• 39:59
  We gotta leave without her.
• 40:00
  She's gone or whatever.
• 40:01
  It's just DED dead.
• 40:03
  Yeah.
• 40:03
  And then there were grenades.
• 40:05
  We had more grenades.
• 40:06
  Oh yeah.
• 40:06
  Dozens of grenades.
• 40:08
  And then Steve Cannon is the last man standing with his freaking
• 40:11
  suspenders looking like Cobra.
• 40:13
  It's like a whole thing.
• 40:14
  I was like, what is happening here?
• 40:15
  The movie took a weird turn.
• 40:17
  Yeah.
• 40:17
  Again, another scene that almost could be deleted because it was just like,
• 40:20
  what the hell is the point of this?
• 40:22
  It was gory.
• 40:23
  There were a lot of scenes that could have been deleted.
• 40:25
  Probably 95% of the film could have been deleted.
• 40:30
  So like, all right.
• 40:30
  That scene was crazy and came out of nowhere.
• 40:32
  Like this Jackie Chan movie, our super cop, Steve Cannon.
• 40:35
  Did you notice he shoots sideways?
• 40:38
  Oh my gosh, yes.
• 40:39
  Thank you.
• 40:39
  That what's the style at the time?
• 40:41
  Yeah.
• 40:42
  He also like one hand semi-automatic, whatever it was.
• 40:45
  Yeah, yeah.
• 40:45
  Like those things.
• 40:46
  They probably have some hef to them and kick, but he's just like one-handed.
• 40:50
  He can just spray though, guy's a badass.
• 40:54
  So then we cut back, it's nighttime at the junkyard Act four.
• 40:57
  We're in the container home and everybody's just sleeping away.
• 41:01
  But then we start panning around and seeing, I guess all of Jackie Chan's
• 41:05
  buddies are dead, or were they sleeping?
• 41:07
  I don't know.
• 41:08
  They look, 'cause the people rocking must too.
• 41:09
  So I'm like, okay, they must have killed them silently somehow.
• 41:12
  So I wrote down, is this a dream sequence?
• 41:15
  WTF is going on right now?
• 41:17
  Like, I was totally confused.
• 41:19
  Yeah.
• 41:20
  We see them operating a crane and they hook it up to the container.
• 41:24
  That's Jackie Chan's bedroom, I guess.
• 41:27
  Mm-hmm.
• 41:28
  And then they just fly it from the rest of the home.
• 41:30
  And we get to see Jackie Chan inside waking up like, what?
• 41:33
  What the fuck?
• 41:34
  And being tossed around the room with the bed and the drawer, whatever the hell's
• 41:39
  in there, and all sorts of, I don't know, paper and blankets, shit go flying around.
• 41:43
  Oh shit.
• 41:43
  Now it's on its side.
• 41:44
  And then he basically falls out of there while this is going on.
• 41:48
  The guy that's like in the crane with cougar is like,
• 41:51
  why don't you just kill him?
• 41:53
  It's like, ah, because guns are easy.
• 41:55
  I am playing mind games.
• 41:57
  I'm like, what?
• 41:58
  Pat knows how to play with his mouse.
• 42:00
  Yes.
• 42:01
  Oh, that's the line while he wears his joke's.
• 42:03
  Did you see those two?
• 42:04
  Oh my god.
• 42:05
  The sunglasses were unreal.
• 42:07
  Can somebody explain to me why this scene lasted four hours?
• 42:10
  Because it's the greatest scene of the movie.
• 42:12
  It's phenomenal.
• 42:13
  What is wrong with you?
• 42:14
  'cause literally lasted four hours.
• 42:19
  Jackie Chan in his, his container room and his mirror breaks.
• 42:22
  And so now his bare feet and hands are being cut up by the glass.
• 42:26
  He's getting all die hearted and shit.
• 42:28
  Ah, so dramatic throw.
• 42:31
  Eventually finds a way outta the container, like the door opens or
• 42:33
  whatever, and he's able to get out safely.
• 42:35
  But the container's still held by the crane and being rammed into
• 42:39
  his home where his father and, uh, the corpses of his friends and his
• 42:42
  two sisters are still in there.
• 42:44
  We get to see it from the inside where everything is falling around
• 42:48
  them, and it's fucking awesome.
• 42:50
  I wrote down Smashy Smash, smash, smash, smash.
• 42:53
  Oh, that's right.
• 42:54
  So he got.
• 42:56
  Out of his container bedroom by jumping out the window onto the
• 43:00
  balcony of the house as it's being swung at the house, fall down and like
• 43:05
  save his sisters from being crushed.
• 43:07
  Then they just drop the container through the roof of it to
• 43:10
  crush everything, including the Lamborghini Kunta at the bottom.
• 43:13
  So Brad, you know why the scene felt like it took forever?
• 43:16
  Because unlike other parts of the film that were sped up and then slowed down and
• 43:21
  sped up and slow down, yeah, slow down.
• 43:22
  If you sped up the crane, it would've looked like something
• 43:25
  out of a Charlie Chaplin film.
• 43:26
  So you had to do it in the kind of real time.
• 43:28
  And cranes are not fast.
• 43:30
  Yeah, super slow.
• 43:31
  The scene looked like it was filmed in stop motion.
• 43:37
  It's, I, I had never seen a live action stop motion scene before until
• 43:44
  this scene, and it was ridiculous.
• 43:46
  I will say, I think it would've been really funny, the part where the
• 43:50
  cable snapped and the thing drops, and then Jackie starts falling through
• 43:54
  as, as Steve described it, if he had suddenly turned into like California
• 43:57
  raising Claymation and he's like, ah.
• 44:00
  You know, as he's falling, I think it would've been perfect.
• 44:02
  I think it would've been perfect.
• 44:04
  They played the music from like the old timey, like comedies where people
• 44:07
  were going in and outta doors trying to chase each other, like B drip.
• 44:13
  Yeah.
• 44:14
  That many hill shit going on.
• 44:15
  Yep.
• 44:15
  I think we should edit the movie and put that in over it
• 44:18
  and speed it up a little bit.
• 44:19
  It would be much better.
• 44:21
  But then, uh, everything's falling around.
• 44:23
  Him and his dad has a heart attack and the sisters just go catatonic.
• 44:27
  Oh my God.
• 44:28
  I wanted to slap them.
• 44:30
  Wait, is it, did we miss the tug of war?
• 44:31
  Tug of war?
• 44:32
  Yeah.
• 44:32
  Brad, you know what I'm talking about?
• 44:33
  This is the tug of war part.
• 44:35
  Tug of war.
• 44:35
  Fuck are talking about.
• 44:36
  Oh, because the, the, the one daughter falls on top of one of the cars.
• 44:39
  Oh.
• 44:39
  And then the dad is trying to pull one way and Jackie Chan was trying
• 44:42
  to pull the other way and I almost feel like they didn't read the script
• 44:46
  correctly and they really didn't know which way they were supposed to go.
• 44:48
  And Jackie Chan's just like, motherfucker go this way.
• 44:51
  Yeah, yeah.
• 44:51
  And he's like, oh, okay.
• 44:53
  I feel like they just left that in, but it wasn't supposed to be that way.
• 44:56
  Yeah.
• 44:56
  And then Cougar just like pops up around the corner and is
• 45:00
  like, Hey Jackie, how's it going?
• 45:01
  Race me in Japan.
• 45:03
  But yeah, then we cut to the hospital and Jackie chance there, 'cause you know, he
• 45:06
  got messed up and lost a lot of blood with all the gashes and a house being dropped
• 45:10
  on him and whatnot in a very cartoon way.
• 45:13
  I thought maybe the second or third, fourth time that they tried to hit him
• 45:16
  with that needle, that it was gonna bend like a cartoon, like Gumby or something.
• 45:21
  I was like, why do they keep showing this?
• 45:23
  Why do they keep trying to stab him with this needle?
• 45:25
  I don't get it.
• 45:26
  Yeah.
• 45:26
  I don't know what was going on there.
• 45:27
  Yeah, they're, they're basically trying to get him to calm down
• 45:29
  'cause he needs to heal or whatever.
• 45:31
  Right?
• 45:32
  Uh, and the reporters are there and they're like, cannon's there too.
• 45:35
  And they're like, Hey, so what happened?
• 45:36
  Was it Cougar blah, blah, blah?
• 45:37
  And he's like, no, no comment, no, no, no questions.
• 45:40
  Blah, blah, blah.
• 45:41
  And then he is like kind of rages out for a bit and like
• 45:43
  tells the reporter Fuck off.
• 45:44
  And then Steve Cannon is like, no, you really gotta help me out here.
• 45:48
  We stuck our neck out for you.
• 45:49
  He is like, and then come to my whole family like, you
• 45:51
  don't, don't protect anybody.
• 45:53
  And Steve Cannon pulls his gun on Jackie Chan.
• 45:57
  Yeah.
• 45:57
  And Jackie Chan takes the gun, like puts it to his forehead.
• 45:59
  He is like, do it, do it.
• 46:00
  I fucking dare you.
• 46:02
  And I'm like, what is this movie?
• 46:04
  All of a sudden, which Jackie Chan movie was it where he does the thing
• 46:07
  with the gun, takes it and flips it and disassembles it, gives it back to the guy.
• 46:11
  The shower.
• 46:12
  Shower, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:13
  All in one move.
• 46:14
  This could have been the moment that he practiced that.
• 46:16
  So Steve Cannon eventually he's like, look, I'm sorry I, I know we're,
• 46:20
  we're all going through a lot here.
• 46:21
  Let's just, teal will take care of.
• 46:22
  He said something about like, don't worry, we will find your sisters.
• 46:25
  And I'm like, are they not the hospital?
• 46:27
  Did I miss.
• 46:28
  Where they got jacked or whatever.
• 46:30
  Cougar took one of 'em.
• 46:31
  Yeah, took 'em both.
• 46:32
  They took both of 'em.
• 46:33
  Oh.
• 46:33
  'cause at the end, only one an nevermind, whatever.
• 46:36
  He got one back.
• 46:37
  Did you watch this movie?
• 46:38
  Yes.
• 46:38
  We'll, we'll get to it, but yeah, he is got both the sisters.
• 46:40
  Your intro though from IMDB says singular, his kidnapped sister.
• 46:45
  And that's why they were both kidnapped, but he got one of them back.
• 46:48
  Hans Gruber there, let one of them go.
• 46:50
  And then, yeah, after the Pacheco fiasco we're about to into, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:54
  But okay.
• 46:54
  In, in this scene though, at the hospital or whatever, Steve can
• 46:57
  like dropped some photos of like Cougar with I guess other cops.
• 47:00
  Again, everybody looks the same, but I swear it's other people we had seen
• 47:03
  at the police department or whatever.
• 47:05
  And so I'm like, okay, well you got that Cougar's working with the cops or what?
• 47:09
  What?
• 47:09
  Why are these pictures here?
• 47:10
  I don't know.
• 47:11
  It doesn't matter.
• 47:11
  They're all on the take.
• 47:12
  So yeah, Jackie Chan gets shot up with some sedatives and fades out
• 47:15
  and then we cut to Jackie Chan being outside the junkyard and I'm just like,
• 47:18
  okay, well I guess time has passed.
• 47:20
  I don't know how much now I'm gonna venture to guess.
• 47:23
  And the reporter's there too, and she's like, leave me alone.
• 47:26
  You know?
• 47:26
  He freaks out on her a bit and she starts crying.
• 47:28
  Then she's like, so you're gonna start racing?
• 47:31
  You know, I can watch your family while you do that, and then
• 47:33
  you, or you can focus on that.
• 47:35
  You don't have to worry about all the other stuff.
• 47:37
  Okay, cool.
• 47:38
  So then he, they start building a car from scratch.
• 47:40
  I like how they're basically like, how are you getting the money for all this?
• 47:43
  And Jackie Chan's like, don't worry about it.
• 47:45
  Yeah.
• 47:45
  It's like, okay.
• 47:46
  I'm like, is cougar financing it also?
• 47:48
  That was the ultimate overnight from Japan shipment.
• 47:51
  Yeah.
• 47:51
  Right.
• 47:52
  Well, you know, they're next door.
• 47:53
  So of the iconic Mitsubishi EVO three, so far, all of these cars are an initial
• 48:00
  DI just wanna point that out as well.
• 48:02
  There were moments where I was like, this is like, or I was
• 48:07
  reminded of initial D. Yes.
• 48:09
  And I was like, which came first?
• 48:10
  But they came at the same time.
• 48:12
  Correct.
• 48:12
  The D or the V?
• 48:13
  Which one came first?
• 48:14
  No, year.
• 48:14
  D Initial D. D as in delta.
• 48:17
  Uh, see I was making a semen joke.
• 48:19
  Ah, sorry.
• 48:21
  Whoop.
• 48:21
  Right over.
• 48:22
  Alright.
• 48:23
  I'm a grownup.
• 48:24
  So he builds the car and now we get another entertaining scene.
• 48:28
  Obviously Jackie is friends with the cops and they close the roads down.
• 48:32
  Yeah.
• 48:32
  'cause they're gonna test the car on the expressway.
• 48:36
  So Yeah, they're basically shutting down Hong Kong for a couple of hours
• 48:39
  midday just 'cause Sure, why not?
• 48:41
  But then as luck would have it, the governor's convoys pulling on and the
• 48:44
  cops don't like even put a hand up to stop him, just like radio it in or whatever.
• 48:50
  Jackie just kind of zips past, I guess, the British governor or whatever, wasn.
• 48:56
  Wearing a seatbelt and he went up into the front seat, he face planted
• 48:59
  into the dashboard and it was awesome.
• 49:01
  But why?
• 49:02
  Because this Jackie went around them.
• 49:04
  So it's not like, yeah.
• 49:05
  Why did they even slam on the brakes?
• 49:06
  Yeah.
• 49:07
  They weren't even going that fast.
• 49:08
  It was, it's for the comedy.
• 49:10
  Okay.
• 49:11
  What we don't get is the British oppression of Hong Kong.
• 49:14
  It was symbolic.
• 49:15
  They were making a statement, da da da da.
• 49:18
  It's all lost on us as Westerners.
• 49:20
  I like how Eric pretends, like, we've never seen a Jean-Claude Vanda movie set
• 49:24
  in Hong Kong or the rush hour series.
• 49:26
  Yeah.
• 49:26
  Or any of these other, just saying, I'm just saying double impact.
• 49:30
  Look at us.
• 49:30
  Yes.
• 49:30
  1991. Yes.
• 49:32
  So then we cut to Jackie Chan and Amy, they're chatting about something.
• 49:37
  Enough of that though, we gotta get back to some racing.
• 49:39
  And he's, he's doing his, uh, his test laps or whatever to like
• 49:43
  qualify for the race, but his laps just keep getting slower.
• 49:46
  Amy's checking her camera for something.
• 49:49
  I don't know what, but then she sees that, uh, Cougar's people are there.
• 49:52
  So she randomly takes a guy's bike and follows 'em.
• 49:56
  And I'm like, what the hell is going on that?
• 49:58
  The funniest little bike too.
• 49:59
  Yeah.
• 50:00
  Moto comp or something.
• 50:01
  It was like, it looked like the dog from Dr.
• 50:04
  Who remember Dr. Who in the seventies, the little dog that
• 50:06
  was like completely square Canine.
• 50:08
  Yes.
• 50:09
  Thank you.
• 50:10
  That's what the bike looked like.
• 50:12
  It was, it was like something outta Tron.
• 50:13
  It looked like a, a hot wheel intended for an 8-year-old.
• 50:16
  Yeah, that too.
• 50:16
  Yeah.
• 50:17
  But she's following 'em to a mall and I'm like, okay, cool.
• 50:20
  Oh, and then this is where it's like, wait, the sisters are kidnapped.
• 50:23
  When the hell did that happen?
• 50:24
  Because they're just hanging out with cooler.
• 50:26
  Y'all tied up both of them and then, yeah, so we follow 'em into
• 50:28
  a Pacheco parlor, apparently also headquarters for the fucking Yakuza.
• 50:32
  Okay.
• 50:32
  Okay.
• 50:32
  Let me ask a question.
• 50:33
  Alright.
• 50:34
  'cause I broke down.
• 50:35
  This is the craziest sounding casino I've ever heard.
• 50:37
  Just the noises.
• 50:38
  Mm-hmm.
• 50:38
  And so Pachecos come up quite a bit in anime and stuff
• 50:42
  like, what the hell are they?
• 50:43
  Have you ever played Pachinko?
• 50:45
  No.
• 50:45
  It's pinball slots apparently.
• 50:47
  Yeah.
• 50:48
  Yeah.
• 50:48
  It's like pinball and slots had a baby.
• 50:50
  Yeah.
• 50:50
  Uh, it's super huge in Asia.
• 50:51
  It's a gamble.
• 50:52
  It's the way to gamble.
• 50:53
  No, no.
• 50:53
  It's like our game where you roll the ball into the ski ball.
• 50:57
  Like ski ball.
• 50:58
  Yes.
• 50:59
  But it's pinball and you're trying to get the balls into different spots and
• 51:02
  in it's different payouts per thing.
• 51:04
  That sounds highly entertaining.
• 51:06
  Yeah.
• 51:07
  Yeah.
• 51:07
  It's super fun.
• 51:08
  It's like a big gambling thing for like 50 years.
• 51:10
  Why don't we have that here?
• 51:11
  Go to Vegas.
• 51:12
  Never seen them in Vegas.
• 51:13
  They also don't tend to break down as often from uh, Yakuza fights.
• 51:17
  Oh, there you go.
• 51:18
  So yeah, Jackie Chan gets there and he is basically, where are my sisters?
• 51:21
  See, this is the part where the movie leaves so much out in between.
• 51:25
  How did he know to go there?
• 51:27
  Because we know she followed him on canine Robot Scooter and then he popped up there.
• 51:32
  Yeah.
• 51:32
  And then how did he know to go there?
• 51:34
  Like you don't ever see that part.
• 51:35
  It's just like he shows up.
• 51:37
  I guess he called him or something and like once he was done doing is preliminary
• 51:41
  qualifying lapse or whatever, it's like, all right, I'll be right there.
• 51:44
  But the guy they were following or whatever, Cougar's guys is like,
• 51:47
  look, there's 30 of us in one of you.
• 51:49
  Get the fuck outta here.
• 51:51
  You know, they're, they're surrounded like, all right, we're
• 51:52
  gonna see some Jackie Chan shit.
• 51:54
  But then, nope.
• 51:55
  Jackie Chan just sort of, uh, walks away and then uh, he grabs a hammer
• 51:59
  from a nearby carnival test of strength.
• 52:01
  Yeah.
• 52:02
  You know, once where he is like slammed the hammer down and it's the little thing
• 52:05
  goes up the scale and hits the bell.
• 52:07
  But yeah, so now he is got the hammer and he is going like,
• 52:10
  Pachinko machine, pair machine.
• 52:11
  Like, Hey everybody, get outta here.
• 52:12
  The casino's closing.
• 52:13
  Get outta here, get outta here.
• 52:14
  Shit's about to go down.
• 52:15
  And then he start smashing machines, you know, they send everybody down.
• 52:19
  And then there was a fight, a fucking 30 hour one Jackie Chan shit going on top
• 52:23
  of the machines and drop kicking people.
• 52:25
  And then there's trampoline suspended in the air for some reason.
• 52:29
  Take a breath.
• 52:29
  Shit is amazing Flag on the play, my man.
• 52:33
  How do you avoid the part that all the dudes that come running out, not
• 52:37
  only are they Yakuza, they're naked.
• 52:40
  Subo Bathhouse.
• 52:41
  Yeah.
• 52:42
  Obligatory bathhouse scene.
• 52:43
  I literally wrote in my notes.
• 52:45
  More butt cheeks tattoo this time with tattoos tattooed butt cheek.
• 52:50
  Right?
• 52:50
  Well that, that's how you get a bunch of Yakuza dudes in one place at one time.
• 52:55
  You gotta get 'em all sweaty and in those baths and everything, it's not
• 52:58
  like they're there for a board meeting.
• 53:00
  It's not like they're telemarketing or something in the other room.
• 53:03
  No.
• 53:06
  I assume it was a brothel in the original draft, but they're like, no, we gotta
• 53:09
  work the Pacheco balls in it for the big finale at the end of this fight.
• 53:12
  No, no, no, no.
• 53:13
  The bathhouse is very cliche, especially in like anime and stuff like that.
• 53:17
  It's a token thing to do the bathhouse.
• 53:19
  Yes.
• 53:19
  Somebody had just seen, uh.
• 53:21
  Red Don or whatever the Yeah, right.
• 53:23
  You know, we see Schwarzenegger and fennel forcing fighting naked
• 53:26
  outside of the bathhouse in the snow.
• 53:27
  We should do that.
• 53:28
  But in Hong Kong, this is the precursor to the take the towel and do the gun thing.
• 53:33
  Did you notice that he ripped the sumo jock strap off the guy
• 53:37
  and he starts like, oh yeah.
• 53:38
  Like beating the shit out of another guy with it.
• 53:40
  I was like, this is awesome.
• 53:42
  This is Jackie Chan fighting.
• 53:44
  Right.
• 53:44
  This scene is his style, his thing, the circus, the comedy, all of it is so good.
• 53:50
  Yeah.
• 53:51
  Basically this whole fight culminates with all the Pacheco
• 53:54
  balls being dropped in slow motion.
• 53:56
  It's a pretty cool scene.
• 53:57
  So good.
• 53:59
  Such a good fight scene.
• 54:00
  So, so would you say you like his style?
• 54:01
  I do.
• 54:02
  You know who else liked his style Cougar, because he comes around after the fights
• 54:06
  all over and all the Pacheco balls spilled up and he is be like, he literally says.
• 54:09
  I like your style here.
• 54:11
  Have one of your sisters back.
• 54:13
  Mm-hmm.
• 54:13
  Mm-hmm.
• 54:14
  Okay, cool.
• 54:15
  Thanks bro.
• 54:16
  Anyway, see you on the racetrack, all that kind of shit.
• 54:18
  Right.
• 54:18
  So we cut to the track, it's the last day for qualifying and you know, Steve
• 54:22
  Cannon shows up and he's like, Hey, so, uh, where's your other sister?
• 54:26
  And Jack Jan's like, I'd like to talk about it.
• 54:28
  Leave me alone.
• 54:28
  Leave me alone.
• 54:29
  I, I gotta qualify, by the way.
• 54:30
  No, nobody's gonna mention that.
• 54:32
  He's got a bunch of bruises all over his fucking face.
• 54:34
  Yeah.
• 54:35
  I mean, mm-hmm.
• 54:36
  Oh yeah.
• 54:36
  This is the one time where it was like, it took 30 Yakuza warriors
• 54:40
  in a Pacheco bar to slightly swell Jackie Chan's lip, right?
• 54:44
  Yeah.
• 54:45
  I wrote down stairs, chairs, and trampolines.
• 54:48
  Yeah.
• 54:48
  Long story short, Jackie's gotta get a qualifying round or you
• 54:52
  know, lap like a minute 39.
• 54:54
  He just makes it and then instantly crashes and boom, fire roll credits.
• 54:59
  No.
• 54:59
  Act five so terrible.
• 55:01
  He comes out there and he is on fire and, but he is like, no, no, no, no.
• 55:04
  Save the car, save the car, use extinguishers on it.
• 55:07
  Not me.
• 55:07
  I'll be fine.
• 55:08
  I'm Jackie Chan.
• 55:09
  Yeah, so that night they have the hard remains of the car there in the garage and
• 55:12
  I guess the financier guy or whatever they we're like meeting for the first time is
• 55:16
  like, I'm sorry Jackie, I can't help you.
• 55:18
  Especially not by like tomorrow morning when the race is.
• 55:21
  Anyway, I gotta go get the track ready or whatever, you know, I
• 55:24
  gotta go, I gotta leave this movie.
• 55:26
  So next morning he goes out there and, uh, they're all getting the track ready.
• 55:29
  Like they have like a bunch of sweeper guys out there cleaning off the track
• 55:32
  and everything, getting it ready.
• 55:34
  And uh, Jackie Chan comes out and, uh, psych the financier shows up with like
• 55:39
  a couple semis filled with two new cars.
• 55:42
  Oh.
• 55:42
  And a whole shit.
• 55:43
  Ton of tires ready to go, and a whole semi full of tires.
• 55:47
  But babe, do you remember who was able to make this happen?
• 55:51
  I had to remind you who this was.
• 55:53
  Yeah, it's Ocho the girl from the beginning who lost her earring.
• 55:59
  That's right.
• 56:00
  And I'm like, wait, what?
• 56:02
  And she's like, I just brought my whole team.
• 56:03
  I figured you could use them.
• 56:05
  Obviously she's the queen of Mitsubishi, so we just gotta go with that.
• 56:08
  Yeah.
• 56:09
  She puts a mitsu in Mitsubishi.
• 56:11
  Oh yeah.
• 56:12
  Not only did he get a car, he got two.
• 56:13
  He got a spare car.
• 56:14
  And what did he get?
• 56:15
  He didn't get an FTO.
• 56:16
  He didn't get a lancer.
• 56:18
  He got a brand new 3000 GT VR four.
• 56:22
  Boom.
• 56:23
  You have this one, and so if you wreck it, you've got another one.
• 56:26
  Yeah, yeah.
• 56:27
  Backup car.
• 56:28
  Backup car on your guys' version.
• 56:30
  Did this then say, welcome to the 1999 championship?
• 56:34
  I don't remember.
• 56:36
  I don't remember there being anything.
• 56:37
  There's a music montage at that point where they're getting the car ready.
• 56:41
  The announcer announces something at the beginning.
• 56:44
  Yeah, and And it would expect to be 95, but I swear it said 1999.
• 56:48
  He said 1999.
• 56:49
  And I thought that was a little weird because we had the subtitle on.
• 56:52
  When I watch it the next time, I'll let you know.
• 56:54
  Yeah.
• 56:54
  So about this point, the previous financier, he's wearing that jacket.
• 56:59
  Did anyone notice that?
• 57:00
  It says Jackie Chan in the back of it.
• 57:02
  Yeah.
• 57:02
  Yeah.
• 57:02
  Jackie Chan rally something.
• 57:04
  Rally time or some shit like that.
• 57:06
  Oh, interesting.
• 57:07
  I didn't get that.
• 57:07
  Rally Mart, Jackie Chan Rally Mart there.
• 57:09
  I found it.
• 57:10
  Really?
• 57:11
  Rally art normally.
• 57:11
  Rally art.
• 57:12
  Rally art?
• 57:12
  Yeah.
• 57:12
  It was a Mitsubishi thing.
• 57:14
  Oh, it was a rally art.
• 57:14
  Oh, okay.
• 57:15
  Yeah.
• 57:15
  Rally Mart.
• 57:18
  The guys, it's race time.
• 57:20
  Cougar calls his people and he is basically like, you
• 57:22
  know what, kill the girl.
• 57:24
  Okay, cool.
• 57:25
  They hang up the phone, turn around the corner.
• 57:27
  Oh, the fucking wall explodes.
• 57:29
  They're being raided or something, but we're never gonna see it 'cause
• 57:32
  we gotta get back to the race.
• 57:34
  Amy gives OCHO something to give to Jackie Chan for luck.
• 57:38
  And I'm like, okay.
• 57:39
  Also, I was like, Amy and Ocho definitely don't look like the sisters.
• 57:43
  It reminded me a lot of the, uh, the old Liz Taylor White Diamonds commercials.
• 57:47
  These have always brought me luck.
• 57:49
  Oh, yeah.
• 57:49
  Geez.
• 57:50
  And an anime, their hair would've been like pink and green and blue and purple.
• 57:54
  So we would've been able to tell them apart.
• 57:56
  Mm-hmm.
• 57:57
  But we don't get that.
• 57:58
  So then there's like a five minute scene of like, all right,
• 58:00
  everybody clear the track.
• 58:01
  Five minutes to go.
• 58:02
  Oh my God.
• 58:03
  Okay, we're down to four minutes.
• 58:04
  Only the drivers and the crew and maybe the cheerleaders.
• 58:07
  This was the obligatory bathing suit scene was this one.
• 58:10
  That's what this was all about.
• 58:11
  Yeah.
• 58:13
  Yeah, we had pit bull playing in the background.
• 58:15
  I a Mr. Worldwide.
• 58:18
  That's right.
• 58:18
  Okay.
• 58:19
  Three minutes now.
• 58:19
  Cheerleaders.
• 58:20
  Get the fuck outta here.
• 58:21
  We got Bri to two.
• 58:22
  So the restarts my, it's raining a little bit like, okay, cool, cool, cool.
• 58:26
  Here we go.
• 58:26
  We're, we're seeing a whole bunch of spin outs and then we
• 58:29
  get our, our first pit stop.
• 58:30
  The camera's going super fast.
• 58:32
  Like you can see it's sped up because the timer is shown for about 25
• 58:36
  seconds, but it says like a minute 30.
• 58:38
  I wrote it down one.
• 58:40
  19.8. Yep.
• 58:42
  Amy's like, oh, I'm gonna help Jackie.
• 58:43
  I'm gonna take him some water.
• 58:44
  Blah, blah, blah.
• 58:45
  Beep, beep, beep.
• 58:46
  32nd penalty for interference.
• 58:48
  And the picker's like, oh, you stupid bitch.
• 58:50
  Would you feel like that would be like the first thing they would've told her?
• 58:53
  Like, Hey, if you're gonna be down here, don't fucking interact with the driver.
• 58:56
  We get penalized.
• 58:58
  Nope.
• 58:58
  So yeah, we get to sit there for a full 30 seconds as like
• 59:00
  the other car's pulling out.
• 59:02
  Yeah.
• 59:02
  We get more racing, we get more pit stops.
• 59:04
  Let's not forget the pit board scene in the middle of this race.
• 59:08
  Oh my God.
• 59:08
  So now we get the big declaration of love because she makes
• 59:11
  them change the pit board.
• 59:13
  And Jackie almost crashes or goes off the track because he reads the pit board.
• 59:17
  Yes.
• 59:17
  But now he's suddenly, he's got all the enthusiasm, you know, to,
• 59:21
  to win the race and everything.
• 59:22
  Like what the what?
• 59:24
  Yeah.
• 59:25
  Uh, eventually Jackie smiles at Amy to cheer her up.
• 59:28
  Like, Hey look, having fun, see me smile.
• 59:31
  That was pit stop number 57.
• 59:33
  God, so many pit stops, right?
• 59:35
  Like, how long is this race?
• 59:36
  My God.
• 59:37
  I wrote down how long every pit stop took.
• 59:39
  Just wanna let you guys know in case you wanted to know how long they took.
• 59:42
  They got faster.
• 59:43
  Yeah.
• 59:43
  It was important that their pits, they got better.
• 59:46
  I don't know if we're just like speeding through the race scene and we're just
• 59:49
  gonna like get to the conclusion here, but I think we need to pause Oh boy.
• 59:53
  And reflect on the racing that was going on Uhhuh, because this was some bug.
• 59:58
  Wild shit.
• 59:59
  Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  So many crashes.
• 1:00:02
  So much cartoon level.
• 1:00:05
  I think my favorite crash because there was constantly crashes.
• 1:00:09
  I think my favorite crash was the one car, and I can't remember now which
• 1:00:15
  cars were which, but the one car like.
• 1:00:17
  He slides off the road, kind of hits a a sign, but then the
• 1:00:20
  next car comes and hits a sign.
• 1:00:22
  It literally just like hits the sign on the side of the track,
• 1:00:26
  nose up and just flips over.
• 1:00:29
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:31
  God.
• 1:00:31
  Was that the one where it rode on top of the one car for a while?
• 1:00:35
  No, that was different.
• 1:00:36
  That was a different topic.
• 1:00:37
  Different one?
• 1:00:38
  Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  The one where the one car was upside down on top of the other one was my favorite.
• 1:00:42
  'cause I was impressed.
• 1:00:43
  That was one shot where the car flipped, landed on top and the other
• 1:00:47
  guy kept driving before it slid off.
• 1:00:50
  Yes.
• 1:00:50
  Like I don't think that was planned necessarily, but like kudos to them.
• 1:00:55
  I was trying to figure out, and I haven't looked it up,
• 1:00:58
  were these legitimate quotes.
• 1:01:00
  Legitimate racing scenes?
• 1:01:02
  Or was there a blend of real?
• 1:01:04
  There was definitely real footage of like cars.
• 1:01:07
  I mean, there's some, but no, all, all the crashes and like the cars
• 1:01:10
  starting on fire and shit down.
• 1:01:11
  All those are all like stunts.
• 1:01:13
  No, no, no, no.
• 1:01:14
  Even like some of the handling of the cars was beyond physics.
• 1:01:18
  Like they shot off onto the grass and like made this like 45 degree turn
• 1:01:22
  and we're like back on the track and I'm like, were these matchbox cars?
• 1:01:26
  No really good quality.
• 1:01:28
  No, no, these are, these are thought motion Graham was talking about, it's
• 1:01:31
  like a lemons race is what it was.
• 1:01:32
  Yes.
• 1:01:33
  That's what I thought of.
• 1:01:34
  It was like lap two.
• 1:01:35
  It was like, my god, this is lemons.
• 1:01:37
  A hundred percent.
• 1:01:38
  A hundred percent.
• 1:01:38
  It was, to that point, I will say I enjoyed all the crashes.
• 1:01:42
  They were all really entertaining from the cars that caught on fire to
• 1:01:45
  the ones that ended up on the roofs.
• 1:01:47
  Oh.
• 1:01:47
  The other good one was like, he got like T-boned and the whole front end.
• 1:01:50
  Just like a Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Oh yeah.
• 1:01:53
  That, that was the other 3000 gt.
• 1:01:55
  Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  They show that car at the end during the blooper reel where they're
• 1:01:58
  actually towing it out of there because the front end was gone.
• 1:02:01
  Yeah.
• 1:02:01
  To that point, there was some serious machinery on that racetrack.
• 1:02:05
  If you're a car person and you looked at, you had E 30 M threes.
• 1:02:10
  NS, X. Yeah.
• 1:02:11
  Mitsubishi of all types.
• 1:02:13
  Toyotas of all types.
• 1:02:14
  Supras like Nissan GTRs, R 30 threes.
• 1:02:18
  R 33 Skylines.
• 1:02:18
  Yeah.
• 1:02:19
  Mind blowing the machinery that they got for this.
• 1:02:22
  And I'm like, granted, the cars that they wrecked were like the Shitbox
• 1:02:25
  Corollas and stuff, and the Nissan Sentras and like all that garbage.
• 1:02:29
  So it was like, okay, fine.
• 1:02:31
  But there was some serious hardware out there on this racetrack, which super fun
• 1:02:35
  fact, they actually had to film this.
• 1:02:38
  In Hong Kong because at the time that they were making the movie, this
• 1:02:42
  was supposed to be at like Fuji or like Suzuka or something like that.
• 1:02:45
  They couldn't do it because at the time in Japan it was like way too rainy.
• 1:02:49
  So all those rain scenes you saw in the beginning of the movie were shot in Japan,
• 1:02:53
  and they were like, we can't race here.
• 1:02:54
  So they flew back to Hong Kong and they filmed this there.
• 1:02:58
  Oh, they mentioned that at the beginning of the race that uh, that it's raining.
• 1:03:01
  Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  That it's raining and it's gonna be a lot more slick.
• 1:03:03
  Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:03
  But no, with actual, like making the movie, this was a
• 1:03:06
  problem that they encountered.
• 1:03:07
  Like they didn't want the race to be completely in the rain.
• 1:03:11
  All of the shooting moved from Japan over to Hong Kong.
• 1:03:14
  Nice.
• 1:03:14
  And yeah, basically I've written down the five laps left and
• 1:03:17
  then the, oh my God, whole thing turns into a goddamn demo derby.
• 1:03:20
  There were some days of thunder scenes.
• 1:03:23
  It was so good.
• 1:03:24
  It was so good.
• 1:03:24
  It was bonkers.
• 1:03:25
  It was like you said, it was buck wild.
• 1:03:29
  And then there was some BZA stuff going on in there too.
• 1:03:32
  Where he was like, I've seen this in video games.
• 1:03:34
  I know people that do this.
• 1:03:35
  That was Cougar's last move was like, fuck it, I'm going through the grass.
• 1:03:40
  Yeah.
• 1:03:40
  So, okay, so we get to the last lap, they're like neck and neck, Jackie Chan
• 1:03:44
  and Cougar, and they both start running into each other and they go running
• 1:03:47
  off the road into like some rocks.
• 1:03:49
  So I'm like gravel basically.
• 1:03:51
  And they're both stuck and try trying to get out woo woo and dig themselves out.
• 1:03:57
  But then Jackie Chan's able to get out but going in reverse and Cougar's
• 1:04:01
  coming forward, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:04:02
  Jackie Chan's reverse 40 miles an hour and then he pulls a fucking Rockford
• 1:04:09
  and his bumper crosses.
• 1:04:11
  First in a photo finished Jackie chant.
• 1:04:13
  Fucking wins.
• 1:04:15
  Woo.
• 1:04:16
  Roll credits.
• 1:04:17
  So then, uh, Cougar decides, fuck this, I gotta make a run for it.
• 1:04:20
  He pulls into his fit and uh, yeah.
• 1:04:22
  Yeah.
• 1:04:22
  His crew was like, there's no chance of winning now.
• 1:04:25
  Go, go, go.
• 1:04:27
  Where's he gonna go?
• 1:04:28
  He's on a racetrack.
• 1:04:29
  Yeah, exactly.
• 1:04:30
  Oh, so, so when he takes off a Jackie chance starts chasing him.
• 1:04:33
  That was my first thought was, you know, this is a circle right guys.
• 1:04:38
  It's like, wait a minute, it'll be back in about a minute 30.
• 1:04:41
  You know, there's some good pyrotechnics in that scene though.
• 1:04:45
  It was awesome.
• 1:04:45
  Yeah.
• 1:04:46
  Oh, I was gonna say, yeah.
• 1:04:46
  Yeah, Jackie and chase him down.
• 1:04:47
  Like, where's my sister?
• 1:04:48
  Where's my sister?
• 1:04:49
  You set up a bitch and then basically he like jumps the car and as everyone down
• 1:04:54
  he goes through the fireworks factory.
• 1:04:56
  'cause there's a bunch of sparklers going off the back of it.
• 1:04:58
  Yes.
• 1:04:58
  But Cougar crashes and there's a fire and uh, you are like, help, help, help.
• 1:05:03
  And of course, Jackie Chan saves him 'cause he is the good guy.
• 1:05:05
  Yeah.
• 1:05:06
  But of course he's also like, where is she?
• 1:05:08
  Or you die.
• 1:05:09
  And then, you know, the cops show up and they're like, it's okay,
• 1:05:11
  Jackie, in a completely separate movie, we saved your sister.
• 1:05:14
  The cops who've done nothing in this movie have finally, uh, done something.
• 1:05:18
  My name's Steve Cannon.
• 1:05:19
  I'm the real hero of this movie.
• 1:05:20
  Did you not get the phone calls that I said where I said I, I called
• 1:05:23
  and said, we have your sister.
• 1:05:24
  You check your pager so the sister's free.
• 1:05:26
  We go back to the winner circle.
• 1:05:28
  The whole family's been saved.
• 1:05:29
  Yay.
• 1:05:30
  Amy, uh, jumps on Jackie Chan and they fall down awkwardly.
• 1:05:33
  That was a fun little acrobatic stunt that was like, they practiced that
• 1:05:37
  like, you know, they did on a screen.
• 1:05:39
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:39
  Seen that move, you know, the legs and the momentum and the yin yang thing.
• 1:05:43
  It was, it was good.
• 1:05:44
  It was cute.
• 1:05:45
  There you go.
• 1:05:45
  And then just like a quick little peck of a kiss.
• 1:05:48
  Roll credits and then we get outtakes of car crashes and, uh, Jackie Chan
• 1:05:52
  trying to run up the wall with a broken ankle and trampoline, high
• 1:05:56
  jinks and guys wearing short shorts.
• 1:05:59
  There's some good outtakes in there.
• 1:06:00
  Jackie was wearing short shorts in one of the scenes.
• 1:06:02
  Oh yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:04
  Even Tom Selleck was like, Jackie, what?
• 1:06:06
  Cheeks?
• 1:06:07
  Like, dude, those shorts are a little too short.
• 1:06:09
  It was the nineties.
• 1:06:11
  See what NBA players were wearing back then?
• 1:06:12
  But yeah, guys, that's Thunderbolt.
• 1:06:14
  This was shorter than the actual movie, right?
• 1:06:16
  Well, we cut those racing montages down to like two minutes.
• 1:06:21
  So, yeah.
• 1:06:22
  Would, uh, uh, Brad, would you, would you recommend Thunderbolt?
• 1:06:25
  No.
• 1:06:25
  What, who do I recommend it to?
• 1:06:27
  Better or worse than the stuntman wearing the hierarchy of movies?
• 1:06:31
  How can we even compare this to stuntman?
• 1:06:33
  It was entertaining it.
• 1:06:34
  I don't know anybody that would enjoy watching this as much as.
• 1:06:39
  Eric did.
• 1:06:40
  I would recommend it to Eric, but he's already seen it, so watch
• 1:06:43
  it again because he owns it now.
• 1:06:45
  I recommend Eric watches it again.
• 1:06:47
  No, I, I just, people in my circles would not understand.
• 1:06:50
  I don't even understand it.
• 1:06:51
  So they definitely wouldn't underst That's what subtitles for.
• 1:06:52
  Well, no, we, you could watch it in English on voodoo.
• 1:06:54
  The dubbing was actually not terrible.
• 1:06:56
  That's what, not talking about that.
• 1:06:57
  I'm talking about the just the WA of whatever it is, the plot.
• 1:07:03
  No, I see your point, Brad, because I think it is hard to recommend.
• 1:07:08
  What I call kung fu action theater type of movie versus like some
• 1:07:12
  of the action films of today.
• 1:07:14
  Yeah.
• 1:07:14
  A a kung fu racing movie.
• 1:07:15
  It's bizarre, right?
• 1:07:17
  But it is a fun movie.
• 1:07:18
  I'm gonna say that.
• 1:07:19
  But anyway, Tanya, what do you, sorry.
• 1:07:20
  No offense.
• 1:07:21
  It's just way better than the stuntman.
• 1:07:23
  Yeah, the stuntman was trash.
• 1:07:24
  This, this is better than the stuntman.
• 1:07:26
  Still can't believe you guys.
• 1:07:27
  That's like the bottom of the barrel is the stuntman for you.
• 1:07:30
  It's not senior moment.
• 1:07:31
  It's not the stupid ass Lamborghini biopic or whatever.
• 1:07:35
  I didn't want, so.
• 1:07:36
  And I would watch this again over Highway to Hell.
• 1:07:39
  Oh God, yes.
• 1:07:40
  Oh my.
• 1:07:40
  Or Corvette Summer.
• 1:07:41
  Corvette.
• 1:07:42
  Summer was trash too.
• 1:07:43
  You know what, I'm right there with you guys.
• 1:07:44
  I'm gonna go out on a limb and I'm gonna say this movie might might top the fall
• 1:07:52
  guy for the best movie we've watched.
• 1:07:54
  What?
• 1:07:55
  No, you're an idiot.
• 1:07:56
  Okay.
• 1:07:56
  You're an okay.
• 1:07:58
  Somebody.
• 1:07:58
  Please turn off his mic.
• 1:07:59
  I don't know why he wants to say that.
• 1:08:02
  Come on.
• 1:08:02
  The Sandman at the Apollo.
• 1:08:03
  Please come and take Eric away.
• 1:08:05
  Exit stage left.
• 1:08:07
  Come on Dave, how about you?
• 1:08:08
  Where uh, would you recommend this one?
• 1:08:10
  Yeah, I would definitely recommend this is, I really, really
• 1:08:13
  enjoyed this movie quite a bit.
• 1:08:14
  Thank you.
• 1:08:14
  Thank you.
• 1:08:15
  I too enjoyed this movie.
• 1:08:16
  And I would actually put it up there in the higher tier, not above the fall guy.
• 1:08:19
  'cause that's fucking ridiculous.
• 1:08:21
  No, but above most of the other stuff.
• 1:08:23
  Just because guys, there's Jackie Chan shit in this and I fucking love it.
• 1:08:27
  Thank you.
• 1:08:28
  Dictate shit.
• 1:08:28
  And there's, and there's the stuff as ridiculous as it is, the home
• 1:08:31
  demolition in the middle of it, the containers and all that shit.
• 1:08:34
  That shit is awesome.
• 1:08:36
  That shit's so good.
• 1:08:37
  And it's real.
• 1:08:37
  No cg, none of that shit because it's in Hong Kong.
• 1:08:40
  Yeah.
• 1:08:40
  They don't fuck around there.
• 1:08:42
  This is real shit.
• 1:08:43
  Pachinko, the Pachinko ball scene alone Yes.
• 1:08:47
  Is worth watching this movie.
• 1:08:48
  Thousand percent.
• 1:08:49
  But I will say this, it is not the best Jackie Chan movie.
• 1:08:53
  No, no.
• 1:08:53
  But compared to the catalog of things that we have reviewed
• 1:08:56
  together, this is pretty damn good.
• 1:08:58
  Absolutely.
• 1:08:59
  Like it may not even be the best Jackie Chan movie that year.
• 1:09:01
  Right.
• 1:09:02
  But it's still pretty dang good.
• 1:09:03
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:05
  Well, damn, on that note, we're gonna take quick commercial break.
• 1:09:06
  Oh.
• 1:09:07
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• 1:11:01
  Yes, of course.
• 1:11:03
  Only if they're fun facts.
• 1:11:04
  Super fun facts.
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  Fun facts.
• 1:11:07
  Let's go.
• 1:11:07
  All right, guys.
• 1:11:08
  Rotten Tomatoes, no critic reviews, which is.
• 1:11:11
  Odd, but what do we think that audience score is?
• 1:11:14
  I can't comment 'cause I saw it.
• 1:11:16
  No, I'm biased.
• 1:11:18
  It would be 110%.
• 1:11:21
  Real number.
• 1:11:22
  42%. I was gonna say real number is probably like 68.
• 1:11:26
  Gonna be 69.
• 1:11:28
  I think Brad's the closest 55 with the audience.
• 1:11:33
  Pretty close to us here.
• 1:11:34
  Three positives into uh, what the hell are you talking about?
• 1:11:38
  Dan Votes in ab Absentia.
• 1:11:39
  He says This's a good movie.
• 1:11:41
  There we go.
• 1:11:42
  No, there were no Chevrolets in it.
• 1:11:44
  I bet he found one.
• 1:11:45
  There was a caprice in the background somewhere.
• 1:11:47
  Oh, there we go.
• 1:11:48
  So I looked up the budget for this movie and it said it was
• 1:11:51
  2 billion Hong Kong dollars.
• 1:11:53
  Okay.
• 1:11:53
  And I put that through converter thing.
• 1:11:55
  How much do you think that is nowadays?
• 1:11:57
  2 billion US dollars.
• 1:12:01
  It was 2 billion Hong Kong dollars.
• 1:12:03
  2 billion Hong Kong dollars 1991 converted to, you know, 25 US dollars.
• 1:12:08
  There's a lot of math for 90.
• 1:12:10
  Yeah, sorry.
• 1:12:10
  Oh, I was gonna say it took four years to come to market.
• 1:12:13
  That's a long time.
• 1:12:13
  No, sorry.
• 1:12:14
  Yeah.
• 1:12:14
  Yeah.
• 1:12:14
  95 to 2025 it said $250 million.
• 1:12:18
  That can't be right.
• 1:12:19
  Well, with adjusted for inflation, that would be like thunderbolts,
• 1:12:22
  a K, a new Avengers type money.
• 1:12:24
  Yeah, I could see that with as many, but it's like, okay, maybe they meant 2
• 1:12:28
  million Hong Kong dollars, but definitely more than a quarter million dollars.
• 1:12:31
  Yeah, 250,000.
• 1:12:32
  So it's like, I don't know how much it costs, but obviously there was
• 1:12:35
  a lot of stunts and stuff involved.
• 1:12:37
  Jackie Chan doesn't roll outta bed for less than 20 million.
• 1:12:39
  Well, back then, but, but he is like Hong Kong's number one guy at that point.
• 1:12:44
  Right.
• 1:12:45
  So it wouldn't surprise me that he could command that kind of budget with all the
• 1:12:49
  cars that were involved and all the steer point, all the stunts and everything else.
• 1:12:52
  Like, I'm trying to think, mid nineties like yeah, that was when Schwarzenegger
• 1:12:55
  was getting like 20 mil a movie and stuff.
• 1:12:57
  But would that be Jackie Chan for an Asian production?
• 1:13:01
  Maybe $250 million.
• 1:13:03
  But it doesn't pop up on, like, this movie isn't discussed with
• 1:13:06
  Water World, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:07
  Like $200 million to make that or whatever.
• 1:13:10
  But uh, what other fun facts we got, the original title is pick lick foe
• 1:13:15
  Saw, which I assume is Mandarin.
• 1:13:17
  For Thunderbolt.
• 1:13:18
  I don't know.
• 1:13:20
  Jackie Chan suffered a broken ankle while filming Rumble in the Bronx,
• 1:13:24
  so stunt doubles were used for most of the fight scenes in this movie.
• 1:13:27
  This was a big thing for Chan, who was always known for doing all his own stunts,
• 1:13:32
  but you know, broken Ankle, $250 million budget, can't push it back anymore.
• 1:13:36
  I couldn't tell.
• 1:13:37
  Could you tell that he was.
• 1:13:38
  Suffering on a broken ankle?
• 1:13:39
  No.
• 1:13:40
  Like I said, not until that end cut scene when he was climbing up
• 1:13:42
  the wall, it was like, huh, he's got a little bit of a limp there.
• 1:13:45
  Yeah.
• 1:13:46
  The rain in Japan kept the climactic race scenes from being filmed
• 1:13:48
  there, uh, like you're saying.
• 1:13:49
  So they had to move to Malaysia to film them.
• 1:13:51
  However, a problem occurred when the Malaysian government became worried that
• 1:13:54
  people would get hurt during filming.
• 1:13:55
  So the race was filmed at regular speed and sped up during post-production.
• 1:13:59
  Okay, that makes sense then how they could pull off some of these.
• 1:14:03
  Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:03
  Like going off in the grass and then immediately coming back in.
• 1:14:05
  Yeah, it was, you couldn't tell that it was sped up.
• 1:14:07
  Certain parts of it did look sped up.
• 1:14:10
  Oh yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Yes.
• 1:14:10
  Super cartoony.
• 1:14:11
  Exactly.
• 1:14:12
  It's fantastic.
• 1:14:13
  And guys, that opening theme song that's in Cantonese at the beginning Yes.
• 1:14:17
  And it did.
• 1:14:17
  The Mandarin in the end was sung by the one and only.
• 1:14:21
  Jacqueline Onassis Chan.
• 1:14:23
  Yeah, Jackie Chan.
• 1:14:24
  It was also written by Jackie Chan.
• 1:14:25
  That was in my Oh, written by him as well.
• 1:14:27
  Yes.
• 1:14:27
  Yes.
• 1:14:28
  Written and performed by Jackie Chan.
• 1:14:30
  So he is on the soundtrack too.
• 1:14:31
  Does it all.
• 1:14:32
  That's why it's 250 million.
• 1:14:33
  He's gotta do all of it.
• 1:14:35
  He's gotta earn that $50 million he's getting.
• 1:14:38
  Yeah.
• 1:14:38
  That's where the money went, went to his singing rights and his acting.
• 1:14:41
  And that's what makes this movie even more special if you think about it.
• 1:14:45
  So you're saying the opening song to this, uh, movie is basically the Mariah Carey.
• 1:14:49
  All I Want for Christmas is you over in Hong Kong.
• 1:14:52
  Yes.
• 1:14:52
  Yes.
• 1:14:53
  It comes out every year.
• 1:14:54
  He just gets those royalty checks.
• 1:14:55
  Yes.
• 1:14:55
  Coming through.
• 1:14:56
  He's like Jose Feliciano.
• 1:14:58
  It's.
• 1:14:58
  Brilliant.
• 1:14:58
  Yeah.
• 1:14:58
  There we go.
• 1:15:00
  Fel
• 1:15:04
  Fel.
• 1:15:06
  Except for that stupid.
• 1:15:07
  Oh, can't stand that Beatles song.
• 1:15:12
  My God's
• 1:15:18
  so so bad.
• 1:15:20
  Bye.
• 1:15:21
  So every time for Christmas?
• 1:15:24
  No, no.
• 1:15:25
  Having worked at, uh, Macy's for several years, the department store,
• 1:15:29
  and having worked Black Fridays, I haven't worked there in about a
• 1:15:32
  decade now, and we only just now led have Christmas music in the house.
• 1:15:37
  Hey, Santa?
• 1:15:39
  Oh, no, no, no.
• 1:15:40
  Not, Hey, Santa Sung by Harley Quinn.
• 1:15:43
  No, no, no.
• 1:15:43
  Nothing like that.
• 1:15:44
  No.
• 1:15:44
  You heard that song when I worked at Macy's?
• 1:15:46
  Yeah, that's exactly how it sounds.
• 1:15:48
  It is, yeah.
• 1:15:48
  I, I dunno.
• 1:15:50
  Anyway, only necking coal out in this house.
• 1:15:52
  Yeah.
• 1:15:53
  But we wish the most important part.
• 1:15:55
  What did we learn from Thunder?
• 1:15:59
  Ty, would you like to go first?
• 1:16:00
  I learned as a result of watching the movie and looking up some
• 1:16:05
  facts about it, I learned that that movie is what started a.
• 1:16:10
  Collaboration and partnership between Jackie Chan and Mitsubishi to the point
• 1:16:16
  that 10 years later they made a limited production 50 car counts special edition
• 1:16:22
  Mitsubishi Lancer for Jackie Chan.
• 1:16:26
  Oh shit.
• 1:16:28
  Partnered fax Cardax card.
• 1:16:34
  Bless you, Brad.
• 1:16:34
  He learned that fall guy is still better.
• 1:16:39
  I, I learned that you can do live action stop motion film apparently, and have
• 1:16:47
  a four hour scene in a two hour movie.
• 1:16:51
  I thought you would've doubled down on your love and appreciation for Jackie
• 1:16:55
  Chan and Jackie Chan racing, as we saw in LMP two many years ago at Lamont.
• 1:16:59
  I mean, Jackie Chan sponsored a race team for crying out loud.
• 1:17:03
  Yeah, Jackie Chan really art, but I learned that before this movie.
• 1:17:06
  That's right.
• 1:17:06
  See, that's what I learned was about the Jackie Chan race team.
• 1:17:09
  I didn't, I didn't know anything about that.
• 1:17:10
  What'd you learn, Izzy?
• 1:17:11
  I learned that a race car can travel a number of feet with
• 1:17:15
  another race car on top of it, and like sustain very little damage.
• 1:17:19
  I also learned that pachinko balls are just kept in a big bin
• 1:17:24
  above the gambling house casino and could be dropped at any time.
• 1:17:28
  But they choose not to drop like balloons at a birthday party.
• 1:17:32
  I wanna unpack that with you at some other point.
• 1:17:34
  There are many questions about the Pachinko balls that I have,
• 1:17:37
  but I, I learned about that through you guys, so that's good.
• 1:17:39
  Yeah.
• 1:17:40
  You're gonna have to come out and play Pachinko, but that's not what I learned.
• 1:17:43
  I had to double down on something Brad said, and you mentioned it
• 1:17:46
  a couple times already, I learned that you can successfully create a
• 1:17:51
  two hour live action anime movie.
• 1:17:55
  This movie proves it.
• 1:17:57
  There are so many tropes, so many scenes, so many things that this
• 1:18:01
  is an anime with real people.
• 1:18:03
  It's bonkers and buck wild.
• 1:18:05
  I loved everything about it.
• 1:18:06
  Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  I mentioned that to you when I first saw the, I guess it was the mechanics,
• 1:18:12
  like when they were going through the rally art school or whatever.
• 1:18:14
  Yeah.
• 1:18:15
  And the song that was playing, I was like, this is an anime.
• 1:18:17
  Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Well, no, I had already had that in my note by the time you told
• 1:18:20
  me that, so I was like, we were on the same wavelength there.
• 1:18:23
  Yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Nice.
• 1:18:24
  Thunder Bull.
• 1:18:25
  I'm so glad we did this.
• 1:18:26
  Why did we wait so long?
• 1:18:27
  Absolutely.
• 1:18:28
  Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Thanks for bringing this to my attention.
• 1:18:30
  I had never heard of this movie.
• 1:18:31
  What's our next challenge gonna be?
• 1:18:33
  Biker Boys.
• 1:18:34
  Oh, I'm down for Biker Boys.
• 1:18:35
  We already talked about it on our podcast.
• 1:18:37
  Brad hasn't picked a movie, has he?
• 1:18:39
  I, I have not picked a movie, which is it gonna be Biker Boys?
• 1:18:42
  Or Torque?
• 1:18:42
  Or Torque, yeah.
• 1:18:44
  Yeah.
• 1:18:45
  Biker Boys, Lawrence Fishburn.
• 1:18:47
  Come on now.
• 1:18:47
  What's the other one about?
• 1:18:48
  Same thing, motorcycle dudes.
• 1:18:50
  I don't know, but it's got, uh, Peter F or whatever his name is.
• 1:18:53
  So do we wanna double down and compare the two and double feature?
• 1:18:57
  Well, since Steve and Izzy have already reviewed Oh, we've done both of 'em.
• 1:19:01
  We did during Double Ger Month because they came out like less than a year Apart.
• 1:19:04
  Yes.
• 1:19:05
  Ah, and they're basically the same movie.
• 1:19:06
  We could compare them and see the good, the bad, the indifferent dude.
• 1:19:09
  Yeah.
• 1:19:10
  Like the Fall guy and stuntman.
• 1:19:11
  No.
• 1:19:12
  Yeah.
• 1:19:12
  That's never gonna happen.
• 1:19:13
  Yeah.
• 1:19:14
  I'm down.
• 1:19:14
  I got copies.
• 1:19:16
  All right.
• 1:19:16
  All right.
• 1:19:17
  We'll get Mountain Man Danning on that one.
• 1:19:18
  Yeah.
• 1:19:20
  Oh, well you, you were telling me, I, I heard somewhere around the
• 1:19:23
  way that you guys have a podcast.
• 1:19:24
  Is that correct?
• 1:19:25
  Four 12?
• 1:19:25
  Yeah, something like that.
• 1:19:26
  Oh, okay.
• 1:19:27
  Like a whole network of them?
• 1:19:28
  We do, we do.
• 1:19:30
  So if you visit motoring podcast.net, you can see our flagship show Break
• 1:19:34
  Fix, along with other wonderful programming like Evening with
• 1:19:38
  the legend, the Inc. Historian screed to speed the drive through.
• 1:19:42
  And we're introducing a new show, which Brad hates the name
• 1:19:44
  of, called Formula Fanatic.
• 1:19:46
  So stay tuned for that throughout the rest of 2026.
• 1:19:50
  Excellent.
• 1:19:50
  Anything else you guys wanna plug?
• 1:19:51
  Brad?
• 1:19:52
  Tanya, you got your own solo projects you got going on?
• 1:19:54
  Yeah, I'm writing an album that you were writing a book.
• 1:19:57
  Yeah, that's like 20 years from now that'll be be out.
• 1:20:01
  So it's a little early to start the marketing for that.
• 1:20:03
  It's never too early.
• 1:20:04
  All right.
• 1:20:04
  2045. Keep an eye out.
• 1:20:07
  Exactly.
• 1:20:07
  How about you, babe?
• 1:20:08
  Are you on social media at all?
• 1:20:09
  Occasionally you can catch me everywhere at Untidy Venus.
• 1:20:12
  That's a goddess who's about a housekeeping.
• 1:20:14
  I'm on all the social medias at Untidy Venus.
• 1:20:17
  You can also catch me selling my goods and wares up and
• 1:20:19
  down the Wasatch front, Steve?
• 1:20:21
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:20:22
  Where can we find you?
• 1:20:23
  Oh, you can find me everywhere on all the major pod catchers on everything
• 1:20:26
  I learned from movies or is this up directly on Twitter, Facebook,
• 1:20:29
  Patreon and Blue Ski at EILF movies.
• 1:20:32
  That's everything I learned from movies.
• 1:20:36
  Yeah, we got some good ones coming up guys.
• 1:20:38
  Oh, oh, Brett's Hand run.
• 1:20:40
  Oh.
• 1:20:42
  So yeah, I guess until next time, I'm Steve.
• 1:20:44
  And I'm Missy, I'm talking.
• 1:20:45
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• 1:20:46
  The team from Grand Touring Motor Sports, and this is everything I learned from
• 1:20:51
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• 1:20:56
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• 1:20:57
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