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Full Show 12-5-25: Parking Half Full · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I know, I'm ending that because you
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  Speaker 3: know what, We're twenty days away from Christmas officially as
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  Speaker 3: of today.
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  Speaker 4: It's today.
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  Speaker 5: Today is the fifth Oh my god, are you ready?
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  Speaker 6: Go on?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just wanted to rock in Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: I'm ready for Santa. I'm ready for presents. I'm ready
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  Speaker 3: for milk and cookies.
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  Speaker 5: I'm ready for some magic. I need some Christmas miracles.
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  Speaker 5: Rock out this weekend with my Christmas lights.
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  Speaker 3: I wish I knew how to do the Christmas lights
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  Speaker 3: like people do, where it's synced up to trance Iberian orchestra.
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  Speaker 5: That'd be so cool.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I think I figured that out. I haven't tested
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  Speaker 4: it yet to see if I know how to do it.
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  Speaker 5: I test it on my house.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, but if there's a fires, my fault because I live.
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  Speaker 5: In a log cat and I also come up like that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, Happy Friday. I just wanted to say it's
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  Speaker 5: almost Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost there, twenty days.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna have a good day today. Hey, thank you
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  Speaker 5: for being here.
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  Speaker 1: Call the show.
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  Speaker 3: What's your good news? Eight three thirty five O one Bama.
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  Speaker 3: If you're celebrating anything. Also, good morning, just thanks for
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  Speaker 3: listening to us.
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  Speaker 5: We love you. It's what the hell headlines? What the
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  Speaker 5: hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: On the Alabama Show, a bird flew into a reporter's
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  Speaker 3: face while doing a news segment.
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  Speaker 4: Why you needed just fifteen seconds of fame?
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  Speaker 5: Listen to this?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, my eye.
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  Speaker 3: Thirty two year old Jessica Tyson in New Zealand was
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  Speaker 3: doing a news broadcast a bird flew into her face.
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  Speaker 3: Now the video has gone viral and she said from
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  Speaker 3: now on she will only do indoor reporting.
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  Speaker 4: That's a smart eye idea.
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  Speaker 2: Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabma Show eight three.
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  Speaker 3: Three five O one Bama is the number to call
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  Speaker 3: the show to play super Easy Trivia.
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  Speaker 5: Lindsay, good morning. What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 8: I'm headed to work.
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  Speaker 5: Where do you work?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do?
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  Speaker 9: I work at an oral surgery office.
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  Speaker 5: Oh girl? How many stressed out people do you see
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  Speaker 5: a day? Quite a few?
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  Speaker 3: I bet oral surgery is a little stressful, okay, Lindsay?
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  Speaker 5: You want to win tickets to Glow Wild at the
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  Speaker 5: Birmingham Zoo. I do yes, all right, let's play super
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  Speaker 5: Easy Trivia.
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  Speaker 3: I'll ask the questions producer, Blake is your lifeline. Here
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  Speaker 3: is question number one? How many colors are in the rainbow?
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  Speaker 1: Seven?
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  Speaker 5: Seven would be seven? Correct? Did you just say six? Seven?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: Somebody in their cars yelling it because I said it? Okay,
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  Speaker 5: Next one, moving on, Sorry about that, lindsay what color
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  Speaker 5: is spinach?
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  Speaker 3: Grain?
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  Speaker 1: Is correct?
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  Speaker 5: And last one for the wind?
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  Speaker 3: What color are the spots on lady bugs?
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  Speaker 5: What black is buck? Congratulations?
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  Speaker 3: You just want super easy Trivia?
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  Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know them.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know that there was a movie filmed in
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  Speaker 3: Birmingham and it debuted on Lifetime last night?
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  Speaker 4: I did not know that.
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  Speaker 3: No, well it did, and it's on Lifetime now. It's
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  Speaker 3: called Do You Fear What I Fear? It's a Christmas
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  Speaker 3: themed mystery thriller where the main character, Claire, starts getting
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  Speaker 3: text from a secret Santa and then eerie holiday decorations
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  Speaker 3: appear in her apartment.
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  Speaker 4: So okay, that's kind of creepy.
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  Speaker 5: I know if you want to watch it, it's on Lifetime.
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  Speaker 5: I'm in Do you hear what I Know? Do you
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  Speaker 5: Fear What I Fear?
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  Speaker 1: Get it?
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  Speaker 5: From the Christmas ond You okay?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, Taylor Swift may have bought her wedding date from another.
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  Speaker 4: Bride oh no.
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  Speaker 3: Reportedly, Taylor Swift wanted to book a venue in Rhode
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  Speaker 3: Island for June thirteenth for her wedding, but another couple
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  Speaker 3: already had it, so she.
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  Speaker 5: Paid them to change their date.
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  Speaker 3: If you didn't know, thirteen is Taylor Swift's favorite number.
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  Speaker 3: The New York Post reports that Taylor wants to marry
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  Speaker 3: Travis on June thirteenth of twenty twenty six. We don't
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  Speaker 3: know how much she paid the couple for that date,
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  Speaker 3: but you know, if Taylor Swift is.
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  Speaker 5: Paying you off, it was a lot of money.
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  Speaker 4: It had to be.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of man.
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  Speaker 3: I want to go book a wedding venue just to
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  Speaker 3: see if I get paid off from Taylor Swift. I
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  Speaker 3: bet whatever she paid them probably paid for their wedding.
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  Speaker 3: And then some Pantone's color of the Year for twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty six is can I get a drum roll?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 5: Toilet paper white?
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  Speaker 3: What? That's what everybody's saying. Technically the color is called
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  Speaker 3: Cloud Dancer. The Internet is making fun of it. People
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  Speaker 3: are saying things, is this rage bait. Another person said,
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  Speaker 3: so white. I guess we're all just feeling completely uninspired
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  Speaker 3: these days. And then another person said, yikes, that's something
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  Speaker 3: we can't even use after Labor Day. It's the most
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  Speaker 3: boring color. Yeah, why would they do that? I have
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  Speaker 3: no idea because I don't see anybody wearing white. Last
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  Speaker 3: year's color was Mocha Moves, which made sense because a
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  Speaker 3: lot of people.
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  Speaker 5: Were starting to wear moca. But I don't get the white.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 4: Cloud Dancer sounds cool. It's cooler than the what it
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  Speaker 4: actually looks like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's three things you need to know more at
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  Speaker 5: the Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 2: If you were listening to The Alabama Show on dement.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, Peyton.
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  Speaker 3: What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 10: My boyfriend wants his best friend to live with us,
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  Speaker 10: and I.
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  Speaker 5: Think he's crazy. That's why we do Ask Alabama. We
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  Speaker 5: try to help with the hard.
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  Speaker 3: Stuff, and if you ever have an issue or advice,
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  Speaker 3: call the show. Eight three three five on one. Bama
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  Speaker 3: is the number. Why does your boyfriend want his best
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  Speaker 3: friend to live with you?
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  Speaker 9: We've been together for three years and we've lived together
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  Speaker 9: for over a year now and a few months ago,
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  Speaker 9: he mentioned he wanted his best friends to move in
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  Speaker 9: with us, and I said, no, no, like right away,
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  Speaker 9: because that just feels weird to me, and I'd rather
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  Speaker 9: just be us since this is supposed to be a
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  Speaker 9: serious relationship.
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  Speaker 5: That's a freaking lightly So, I mean, we've.
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  Speaker 10: Been looking at new places to live because our lease
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  Speaker 10: is up, and he mentioned his friend again and keeps
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  Speaker 10: saying that it will be cheaper and he wants to
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  Speaker 10: experience living with a friend. So like, I finally just
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  Speaker 10: told him that if he wants to live with a friend,
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  Speaker 10: then he can just go find a place with his
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  Speaker 10: buddy and I'm going to find a studio apartment for myself.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because who wants to live with two boys?
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  Speaker 1: Is right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: I mean it's like but then the problem.
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  Speaker 11: Is that he just said with no hesitation, he was
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  Speaker 11: like okay, So now I'm wondering if we should like
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  Speaker 11: even together if he's like so quick to move on
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  Speaker 11: with his buddy and like, let me give my own place.
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  Speaker 1: Is that weird? Ooh uh?
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  Speaker 3: Producer Blake, please tell me you would never ask your
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  Speaker 3: girlfriend to let another guy.
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  Speaker 5: Live with you in her I mean why not?
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  Speaker 4: It just makes the place cheaper.
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  Speaker 5: But you're in a romantic relationship, and that is weird.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you're not married, so there's no like anything
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  Speaker 4: holding down.
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  Speaker 3: The whole point is you're working to get to the
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  Speaker 3: point where you can be married. If you're living with
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  Speaker 3: a girlfriend, you don't all of a sudden invite your
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  Speaker 3: buddy in.
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  Speaker 5: That is, what if he sees your girlfriend naked, well.
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  Speaker 4: Then then we'll have a discussion, but I doubt that'll happen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I think that since he thinks it's okay, that
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  Speaker 3: I would break up with him because it's kind of
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  Speaker 3: like he's going backwards and just okay.
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  Speaker 5: With moving out. Call the show. A three three five
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  Speaker 5: O one BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 3: If you are a couple living together and one of
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  Speaker 3: your friends also lives with you.
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  Speaker 5: How's that working for you?
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  Speaker 12: A three three five oho one two two six two you.
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  Speaker 2: Were listening to the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five O one BEMA is the number
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  Speaker 3: to call the show Anthony, good morning. What do you
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  Speaker 3: think about Peyton's boyfriend wanting to move his buddy in
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  Speaker 3: with them?
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  Speaker 2: No, that just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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  Speaker 5: Like a waiting to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Disaster disaster.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you wouldn't let a buddy live with you and
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  Speaker 3: your spouse?
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  Speaker 2: No, I no, I have and it turned out really bad.
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  Speaker 5: What happened?
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  Speaker 1: I walked in on them?
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  Speaker 3: That's the problem, producer Blake. That could happen if you move.
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  Speaker 5: Your buddy in.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes they just need to place a crash.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah four times?
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  Speaker 5: Wait this happened. For what did you do?
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  Speaker 1: I just try of walked out. I mean, what can
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  Speaker 1: I do?
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  Speaker 5: I was like, you kicked the friend out? Is what
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  Speaker 5: you do? You kick the friend out?
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  Speaker 1: You can't the friend he got going.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, there's a carry underwood song.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's what need to happen. You need to
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  Speaker 3: carry underwood that friend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jesus take the wheel.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I love you, Athany, thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 10: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: I love y'all too.
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  Speaker 4: What'd she say?
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  Speaker 5: We're everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Peyton, her boyfriend wants to move in his buddy with them,
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  Speaker 3: and she doesn't want that, and he's like, well, I'll
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  Speaker 3: just live with my friend and you can live by yourself.
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  Speaker 3: And Hailey says, boyfriend wants a boyfriend. Another girl said, Barbie,
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  Speaker 3: I've done this before. I did not have an issue,
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  Speaker 3: but that was because I was also friends with the
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  Speaker 3: third party and we all got along well.
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  Speaker 5: So that I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I would move a third person
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  Speaker 3: in with me if I was living with my spouse, if.
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  Speaker 4: They needed a place to crash. I don't see why
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  Speaker 4: the issue is there. I just don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: One day you will, young pataweyah Nay, you will if
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  Speaker 3: you have an opinion on this, or have you let
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  Speaker 3: a friend live with you and your spouse and it
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  Speaker 3: did work out?
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  Speaker 5: Call the show.
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five O one BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 5: That's eight three three five one two two sixty two the.
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five O one Bama is the number
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  Speaker 3: to call the show. Andrew, good morning. Are you calling
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  Speaker 3: about producer Blake thinking it's okay that Peyton's boyfriend wants
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  Speaker 3: to move his buddy in.
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  Speaker 1: That is a disaster waiting to have.
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  Speaker 3: That's what so many people have said. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: why Producer Blake does not see the problem with this.
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  Speaker 6: No, that that's disgusting and weird and gonna call problems
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  Speaker 6: in their relationship.
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  Speaker 5: What if your wife wanted to move one of her
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  Speaker 5: girlfriends in with y'all?
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  Speaker 1: That that is even worse.
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  Speaker 4: I thought, you're gonna.
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  Speaker 1: What horrible plot twist? Yeah, that's how.
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  Speaker 5: That's how the divorce started.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly that. There goes divorce number three. That's how
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  Speaker 1: the mother in law goes in your basement.
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  Speaker 5: I love your buddy.
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  Speaker 1: What about what about this?
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  Speaker 6: What about a family member that tries to strong arm
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  Speaker 6: the entire family to come into their house on their
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  Speaker 6: holiday that they think is their tradition.
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  Speaker 3: I love how, I love how every time Andrew calls
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  Speaker 3: in about a topic, somehow it turns back to what's
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  Speaker 3: going on in.
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  Speaker 4: His life to get an answer.
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  Speaker 5: Call us back at seven o'clock on Monday for your ask. Alabama, Okay, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: I love you, I love you to be there all right,
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  Speaker 2: it's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 5: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: On the Alabama Show, a man rescued a raccoon that
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  Speaker 3: had rabies.
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  Speaker 4: That's so sweet.
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  Speaker 3: For half of it, listen to this, a man tried
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  Speaker 3: to drive a injured raccoon to a nature center, but
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  Speaker 3: the raccoon ended up attacking.
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  Speaker 5: Him him in his face and then in his hands.
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  Speaker 3: So the man pulled over and wrapped the raccoon and
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  Speaker 3: duct tape in a blanket so that he could still
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  Speaker 3: get it to the nature center to rescue it.
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  Speaker 5: Then they tested the raccoon.
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  Speaker 3: The raccoon had rabies, so they had to euthanize it anyway,
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  Speaker 3: and then they forcifully insisted the man go to the hospital,
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  Speaker 3: and finally he did and got treated.
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  Speaker 4: You know this sounds like somebody I know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know who that would be.
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  Speaker 2: Why there's three things you need to know you with
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  Speaker 3: All right, if you want some Christmas cheer in your life,
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  Speaker 3: or if you need it, or if you know somebody
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  Speaker 3: We came up with this idea a few years ago
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  Speaker 3: off your front porch, and I like for us to
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  Speaker 3: It's the opposite of porch pirates.
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  Speaker 4: Let us be the lightness in the dark.
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  Speaker 5: Of what the Hell headlines.
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  Speaker 3: on Wednesday night's drawing, so now the next shrawing is
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  Speaker 3: pair to give away. Philly, good morning. What are you
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  Speaker 13: I actually just raw my kids off at school?
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  Speaker 5: Oh heck yeah, that deserves an airhorn. She got rid
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  Speaker 5: of the kidids. How old are your kids?
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  Speaker 9: Why have four? One of them is not in school yet.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh girl, but they range from twelve to two.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you even ready for Christmas. You're
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  Speaker 12: I've already said a lot, but I think I'm about true.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, good, Well, would you like a date night
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  Speaker 3: to get out of the house and away from the
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  Speaker 3: kids to go see Tso?
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  Speaker 9: I would absolutely love a day night.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much you are.
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  Speaker 1: I sure appreciate it.
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  Speaker 5: You are so welcome. I hope you enjoy a night
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  Speaker 5: out away from all those kids and rock out to Tso.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Thank y'all.
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  Speaker 9: I was just calling in.
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  Speaker 8: I've always wanted to call in.
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  Speaker 1: So I love you. I love you.
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  Speaker 5: Is this your first time calling in?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, ma'am, it is. But I listen to you every morning.
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  Speaker 5: And that is so what's awesome? You are so awesome girl.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to ask you what your good.
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  Speaker 3: News is, but I think your mind and producer Blake's
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  Speaker 3: good news today.
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  Speaker 8: You guys do it right every day. You are my
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  Speaker 8: morning drive to school, my morning drive to work and
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  Speaker 8: I just love you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, we love you too.
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  Speaker 5: Can we hire you to be our PR person?
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  Speaker 8: Can we go always a communications major?
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, girl baby?
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  Speaker 3: Can we get you to call our bosses when it's
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  Speaker 3: time to read new our contracts and we negotiate.
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  Speaker 5: Our race for us? I love you? You are You
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  Speaker 5: are so great. Kristin, you are awesome. Do you have
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  Speaker 5: any good news you want to.
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  Speaker 9: Share good news?
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  Speaker 8: I'm just happy that it's the holidays and everybody seems
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  Speaker 8: to be a little bit nicer. Do each other absolutely
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  Speaker 8: when Christmas miracles happened?
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  Speaker 5: Girl, you are so great. You are awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I know today is your first day calling in, but
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  Speaker 3: please call in more often.
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  Speaker 5: I will, Kristin, have a good day you two.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you so much. By produceably bye.
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  Speaker 4: Kristin.
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  Speaker 2: You are listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 3: I need your help because I haven't done homework in
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  Speaker 3: twenty years and I don't want to do this homework
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  Speaker 3: that I've been assigned to do.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's stupid.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, well, what what's that?
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  Speaker 3: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama
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  Speaker 3: Show Home Alabama with producer Blake.
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  Speaker 5: It's not stupid.
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  Speaker 4: I need to do it.
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  Speaker 3: I hired a dog trainer because you've met my dogs.
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  Speaker 4: I have four of them.
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  Speaker 3: They've turned into little psycho furry piranhas correct yes, And
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  Speaker 3: I've had to read articles and learn lessons from this
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  Speaker 3: dog trainer before he even comes to my house and
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  Speaker 3: starts working with the dogs, so that he.
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  Speaker 5: Knows that I understand all the things.
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  Speaker 3: Well, now, he told me, I have to write an
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  Speaker 3: essay and send it to him about what I've learned.
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  Speaker 4: Are you good at writing?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I write a book.
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  Speaker 4: Well that you should be funed.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to do it. I told I have
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  Speaker 5: to do that. I don't even what am I today.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: I've learned that my dogs suck.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, put that down, he thought, put it down.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's probably what I need to write an
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  Speaker 3: essay for. Like, if you have a problem, you should
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  Speaker 3: write an essay about why.
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  Speaker 5: You're the problem.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you should write a lot of essays.
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  Speaker 5: What other essays would you make?
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  Speaker 9: Me?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 7: Look, all that matters is we need to figure out
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  Speaker 7: this problem.
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  Speaker 4: We'll figure that problem out later.
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  Speaker 5: No, this is where I'm going with this. We're gonna
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  Speaker 5: go one way, but I'm going this way. Call the
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  Speaker 5: show eight three thirty five oh one, Bama.
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  Speaker 12: What would you make people write essays about if you could?
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  Speaker 12: Because I think if we had to write essays about
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  Speaker 12: all the things we do wrong, we wouldn't get things wrong.
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  Speaker 12: Like I think people should have to write an essay
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  Speaker 12: about leaving their shopping carts in the middle of the
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  Speaker 12: parking lot and ill.
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  Speaker 4: That those people.
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  Speaker 7: I agree with you one hundred percent. Those people drive
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  Speaker 7: me insane.
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  Speaker 3: If you had to write an essay, it would be
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  Speaker 3: about spending too much time with your girlfriend and how
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: not to be a Stage five cleaner.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I don't think that's a problem, per se. Yes,
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  Speaker 7: I think a lot of people would agree.
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  Speaker 5: That's why you don't think it is. But your girlfriend
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  Speaker 5: thinks it's a problem.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think so you think it's a problem.
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  Speaker 5: Here's what I want you to do.
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  Speaker 4: Call the show.
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  Speaker 5: You can't, you can. This is a free for all.
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  Speaker 3: You can tell me and producer Blake what our problems
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  Speaker 3: are and what we should have to write essays about
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  Speaker 3: beside my dogs because I'm already writing that essay. Or
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  Speaker 3: if there's somebody in your life that needs to write
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  Speaker 3: an essay about something they're doing so they learn not to.
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  Speaker 4: Do it anymore, call in vent Baby, or if you're.
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  Speaker 5: A teacher, anyone who just help us write an essay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five oh one, Bama. I guess I'll
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  Speaker 3: read my essay to you next week on the air. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: it's gonna be five pages.
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  Speaker 5: Eight three eight three three five oh one two two
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  Speaker 5: six y two.
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  Speaker 2: You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 3: So a second ago we were saying people should write
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  Speaker 3: essays about things that they do that they shouldn't be doing.
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  Speaker 3: And one of the things I say is people who
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  Speaker 3: won't take their shopping carts back to where it goes
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  Speaker 3: when they go shopping.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm one hundred percent with you on this.
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five oh one Baama is the number
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  Speaker 3: to call the show Tara, good morning. What would you
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  Speaker 3: write an essay about if you had to write one?
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  Speaker 13: How we should be able to leave our shopping for it,
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  Speaker 13: like in safe areas and not return on because first.
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  Speaker 10: It's job security.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if we.
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  Speaker 10: Didn't, what would they have to do?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 13: But then there's other people that are disabled or want
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  Speaker 13: that need a shopping part immediately, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: So what you're saying, is you really hate walking the
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  Speaker 3: shopping cart from your car back to the place it
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  Speaker 3: needs to go?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 1: I usually have.
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  Speaker 13: All four of my kids with me, so I can't
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  Speaker 13: just leave them. If it's like, you know, a couple
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  Speaker 13: of spots down the way.
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  Speaker 5: I'm guilty. I've done it too.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I just feel like it's all right.
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  Speaker 13: Because there's people that you know get paid to do it,
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  Speaker 13: that you know probably get really bored and need something
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  Speaker 13: to do.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, this is a good essay, I'd read it.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, and then like you know, people are disabled and
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  Speaker 13: you know maybe they need.
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  Speaker 1: A stopping for it, helping me.
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  Speaker 5: God, praduc Or Blake wants to fight right now. He's
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: looking at me shaking his head. Tell I'm off, Tarraf, come.
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  Speaker 13: On, swear up, I'll thought about it.
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  Speaker 5: I'll don TOI why shaking your head?
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  Speaker 4: No, buddy, I don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: Can you think about it as.
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  Speaker 13: A glass half fool top of thing? It's fine, you're
• 21:20
  Speaker 13: thinking of it negatively.
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  Speaker 5: We're looking at the shopping cart all the way empty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, glass half fool because half of it's take.
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  Speaker 5: Love, Tarra, thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, love you eight three three five one Bama
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  Speaker 3: is the number to call the show.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Good morning. Who's this.
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  Speaker 3: Vannah Savannah? Okay, what would you write an essay about?
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  Speaker 8: I would take people write an essay on why you
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: can't park in front of the store.
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  Speaker 3: I would like people who just pull up right up
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  Speaker 3: front and leave their car in the front and it's
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  Speaker 3: not even a parking spot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, girl, Yes? Is yellow?
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  Speaker 3: Girl?
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  Speaker 5: Is that the title of the essay? The curb is yellow?
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  Speaker 5: Just give me, give me a couple of sentences of
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  Speaker 5: this essay.
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  Speaker 1: I am sorry.
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  Speaker 9: I forgot that a yellow curb means.
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  Speaker 11: I also am sorry that there.
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  Speaker 8: Is not a handicap sign along the curve your.
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  Speaker 3: Day and you don't even have a handicap sticker on
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  Speaker 3: your car.
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  Speaker 5: You walk fine.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Nerves every day in the week.
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  Speaker 5: Oh girl, I love you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for calling the show. I hope nobody parks
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  Speaker 3: in front of your store today. Do you work at
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: a store?
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: I do security for the parking lot of the stour.
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  Speaker 5: Now it all makes sense, it makes I'm with you though.
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  Speaker 5: I love it. Thank you, thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, we're done. You want to go enjoy Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the plan.
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  Speaker 5: Now it is the weekend. Great weekend.
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