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- 0:04Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, Welcome to a very special episode of Artists
- 0:09Speaker 1: on Artists, on Artists on Artists. Today we're counting down
- 0:11Speaker 1: our favorite episodes, and by our I mean me.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Oh it's Jeremy's just You're reel over and over.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Favorite episode is my commercial reel Let's roll back. And
- 0:26Speaker 1: I love this scene in American Vandal, in which I
- 0:29Speaker 1: played the turd burglar.
- 0:33Speaker 3: This is to choose one that has we all paid.
- 0:37Speaker 1: So this is my favorite commercial I've ever been hear me, Well.
- 0:41Speaker 4: Yeah, I went to watch Jeremy's Best of AOA. He
- 0:43Speaker 4: just picked a self tape from Jack Ryan that he
- 0:45Speaker 4: didn't even get.
- 0:47Speaker 1: This is my favorite and I really thought I deserved
- 0:50Speaker 1: this role.
- 0:52Speaker 2: I really thought I deserve your own channel for them
- 0:54Speaker 2: I got.
- 0:55Speaker 1: I'm working on it. If anybody knows anybody that can
- 0:58Speaker 1: help me. Okay, anyway, Hi everybody, it's starting already. Hi guys.
- 1:03Speaker 5: Uh.
- 1:03Speaker 1: These are my favorite episodes. I'm gonna start with one
- 1:06Speaker 1: that is. When I was doing this episode, I was crying,
- 1:10Speaker 1: was it? This is one of my favorite ones. It's
- 1:12Speaker 1: in the Walls of Dynasty. It is Love is Blind
- 1:18Speaker 1: guest starring Alissa Sabo Monica Lumba. They were making me cry,
- 1:23Speaker 1: and our dynamic in that episode was ridiculous. Everybody was
- 1:28Speaker 1: the most ridiculous version of themselves and just towing the line.
- 1:35Speaker 3: It was holding on for dear life. There was not
- 1:37Speaker 3: a single second of silence.
- 1:39Speaker 1: We were just going and going and saying the craziest
- 1:42Speaker 1: things in the world. Alyssa's energy and your energy and
- 1:45Speaker 1: your energy.
- 1:46Speaker 6: It's crazy.
- 1:47Speaker 1: God. It was making me laugh and we're We're hungry.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Have an announcement. We're hungry. Look out for that in
- 1:53Speaker 1: the clip, and we have a great after show for
- 1:57Speaker 1: that one. I think it was right in the middle
- 1:58Speaker 1: of when we were doing Geez this was her name,
- 2:00Speaker 1: where Patrick rode an entire script. If you like this
- 2:02Speaker 1: BTS stuff that we're doing in us just hanging out
- 2:04Speaker 1: as friends, come join the Patreon But now for Love
- 2:08Speaker 1: is Blind. Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists
- 2:17Speaker 1: on Artists. Today we sit down with the Love is
- 2:21Speaker 1: Blind recent cast to talk about all the tell all
- 2:26Speaker 1: of this season. Yes, it's time to get into the
- 2:29Speaker 1: art of the Love is Blind.
- 2:32Speaker 2: Love is Blind is one of Netflix's most popular reality
- 2:35Speaker 2: dating shows, showing people is love really blind? Can we connect?
- 2:39Speaker 1: Through a wall.
- 2:40Speaker 3: We sit down to reunite with the Love is Blind
- 2:44Speaker 3: Season ten Reno Nevada cast following their reunion of the show.
- 2:50Speaker 4: So take a seat on a big comfy couch, open
- 2:54Speaker 4: your listening ears, and fill a thick, opaque gold wine glass.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Let's listen in. Wow, crazy to be.
- 3:06Speaker 7: I can't believe we're back. I can't believe we're back.
- 3:11Speaker 3: It's just really taking it's really taking me back to
- 3:17Speaker 3: when we were in the pods because all of you
- 3:21Speaker 3: and all of you have such different haircuts than we
- 3:23Speaker 3: did in that.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is something. I think. It's forty two.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Our hair is different.
- 3:30Speaker 8: You look and yeah, because I would have thought when
- 3:32Speaker 8: I was hearing your voice, I was like, that must
- 3:36Speaker 8: be a redhead.
- 3:37Speaker 7: That's so yeah, And I'm not a red head.
- 3:40Speaker 2: I'm a blind.
- 3:43Speaker 9: Funny you say that shis best friend.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Oh no, we didn't. We didn't separate the swimming boys.
- 3:54Speaker 1: I was talking about our spur was swimming.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Around absolutely and swimming Yeah blush Bush.
- 3:59Speaker 1: They used to.
- 4:01Speaker 10: We've had a really good month.
- 4:03Speaker 1: We've had a stellar month.
- 4:05Speaker 7: Okay, we we had an amazing month.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Over here, We've had a amazing month.
- 4:12Speaker 3: Let's before we before we go any further, Let's go
- 4:16Speaker 3: around and we can introduce ourselves as the couple that
- 4:20Speaker 3: we were a part of and if we are still
- 4:24Speaker 3: together or broken up.
- 4:25Speaker 7: But why don't you guys lead us off?
- 4:28Speaker 2: Prince Charman over there and Princess back back off.
- 4:33Speaker 1: She's mine.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Straight, you go first, you can give us the okay.
- 4:39Speaker 11: As you guys know, I'm Charlie Sharpey and I'm into trucking. Yes,
- 4:46Speaker 11: And I have to say that me and Huppy here
- 4:49Speaker 11: have had the most incredible month, if you know what
- 4:53Speaker 11: I mean.
- 4:54Speaker 1: It's been insane.
- 4:55Speaker 11: It's been Uh, it was fun in the pods, but
- 4:58Speaker 11: it's even crazier now.
- 5:00Speaker 7: Have you even what month is?
- 5:06Speaker 1: Do you just think every girl was a red Do
- 5:09Speaker 1: you have a thing for redhead?
- 5:10Speaker 8: Well, no, because because girls are always so freaking they're
- 5:12Speaker 8: always talking and redheads are always talking.
- 5:15Speaker 1: You should see his sketch journal.
- 5:16Speaker 4: He used to go home and we'd be in our
- 5:18Speaker 4: bunks and he used to draw.
- 5:20Speaker 1: He used to draw every girl is a redhead.
- 5:23Speaker 2: I remember you asking.
- 5:24Speaker 7: Me leading questions in the pod. I remember you being like, so, would.
- 5:28Speaker 3: You look like a Meredith if I were to see
- 5:30Speaker 3: you or would you look like Marella? And I'm like,
- 5:33Speaker 3: I know you're just trying to see what cold Diego.
- 5:37Speaker 2: Diego asked me, is your hair? Is your shampoo a
- 5:40Speaker 2: shampoo that is good for damage for redheads?
- 5:44Speaker 4: Are you what a frizzle?
- 5:47Speaker 1: Are you?
- 5:47Speaker 11: I kept being like, Diego, I'm not a redhead. I
- 5:50Speaker 11: said that already. I would be like, why are we
- 5:53Speaker 11: going through this again?
- 5:56Speaker 1: Well?
- 5:56Speaker 4: He used to say redheads are liars.
- 6:01Speaker 2: And that's why he loves jazz because Jasman's are blonde
- 6:04Speaker 2: and Jazmane will take care of Diego forever and ever
- 6:06Speaker 2: ever a month. Guys, So you guys, I do want
- 6:16Speaker 2: to say this. I do want to say woman, when
- 6:19Speaker 2: you both when you both in the pause, I watch
- 6:22Speaker 2: the footage back. I don't know if anybody else. I
- 6:23Speaker 2: watch the footage back. And when you both realize you
- 6:26Speaker 2: both have your dad's both of the same middle name,
- 6:29Speaker 2: and you both knew gentle, Gentle Diego, that was the
- 6:35Speaker 2: sweetest moment. And from then on, you guys have so
- 6:38Speaker 2: many similarities.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Won one.
- 6:43Speaker 2: You can?
- 6:43Speaker 3: You can you get paid the same amount of money
- 6:45Speaker 3: if you don't fall in love versus.
- 6:46Speaker 11: If you Yeah, we got paid and we have tons
- 6:51Speaker 11: of sponsorships. Monster Monster Truck can Coon is sponsoring US Florida,
- 6:57Speaker 11: carrying US.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Alaska. Yeah, Florence, Florence, Italy.
- 7:04Speaker 10: And I'm taking his last name.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm taking his last name.
- 7:07Speaker 4: After all this on CCO, do you mean like that
- 7:10Speaker 4: sounds like you just you're not sponsored, You just have
- 7:12Speaker 4: sister cities.
- 7:13Speaker 1: No, A sponsoring Florence is saying hey, can we set
- 7:17Speaker 1: up a sister city with you? We said, okay, sponsorship.
- 7:22Speaker 3: I think I saw an ad on TikTok for their
- 7:24Speaker 3: your advertisement for Florence.
- 7:28Speaker 1: I love her laugh. I love got the prettiest laugh ever.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Pace laugh was you could hear from the pods all
- 7:35Speaker 2: the way down.
- 7:36Speaker 1: That's when I knew she was a fucking winner, when
- 7:37Speaker 1: I could hear her through the pods laughing.
- 7:39Speaker 10: Literally, the producers were like, you're winning.
- 7:42Speaker 1: But because didn't you say? You got a hernia?
- 7:47Speaker 10: I want to see that.
- 7:50Speaker 1: No, I would never tell him that.
- 7:51Speaker 2: That was a moment between you and me.
- 7:54Speaker 10: I got a crazy hernia yelling.
- 7:55Speaker 1: For you, babe, Babe. I would never tell Diego. You
- 7:59Speaker 1: must have told him that.
- 8:01Speaker 4: Hey, hey do that to you. Hey, I'd like to
- 8:04Speaker 4: see the Florence AD. I like to see the Florence AD.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Immediately yet to say my name. Okay, let's see the
- 8:12Speaker 1: Florence AAD. It'll actually say my name, he will. We'll
- 8:15Speaker 1: cut into the flores head. She asked, Hey, what's up.
- 8:19Speaker 1: I'm Charlie Kukubara and this is my freaking bride and we're.
- 8:23Speaker 10: Going to Florence. Why because we got at.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Yeah, winners go to Florence to see David and.
- 8:29Speaker 10: Once you see David, you're gonna want to.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Be with him.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Yeah, So why don't you, guys, Why don't you knuckleheads
- 8:34Speaker 1: go to freaking Florence for once and.
- 8:36Speaker 11: Click the link below and you can come to our
- 8:38Speaker 11: house for free in Reno.
- 8:40Speaker 1: And how about fuck you?
- 8:42Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 8:42Speaker 11: And your mom's Can I tell you what I loved
- 8:45Speaker 11: about your ads?
- 8:46Speaker 2: All your ads are like old old tech things like
- 8:48Speaker 2: swipe up and click the link below, like you guys
- 8:51Speaker 2: are like, it's like twenty seventeen es.
- 8:57Speaker 1: You okay, babe.
- 9:00Speaker 7: It brings me to tears every time.
- 9:02Speaker 1: So I feel like we did introduce ourselves. Charlie Cookleber,
- 9:05Speaker 1: what's going on with you? You're obviously going through a
- 9:09Speaker 1: lot and we are off to the races.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Well, going through a lot because every time I swipe
- 9:13Speaker 3: up on your ad, it reminds me of what I.
- 9:16Speaker 12: Didn't have with Oh my god, I just want to
- 9:23Speaker 12: say this before you get onto the m The glow
- 9:26Speaker 12: up is massive.
- 9:27Speaker 2: You look like a completely different person.
- 9:29Speaker 7: You alta.
- 9:32Speaker 3: They took me in and they said, hey, girl, we
- 9:34Speaker 3: have some doctors for you to meet in Turkey.
- 9:37Speaker 7: And they took me to Turkey.
- 9:38Speaker 1: That's so nice.
- 9:39Speaker 2: And I went into a room.
- 9:41Speaker 3: I woke up three days later and I didn't recognize
- 9:45Speaker 3: my own face.
- 9:45Speaker 10: Did you do something with your height too?
- 9:47Speaker 6: Oh?
- 9:48Speaker 7: Shorter?
- 9:48Speaker 10: Yeah, I went shorter.
- 9:51Speaker 3: I do remember that haese them asking me, you know,
- 9:56Speaker 3: more or less?
- 9:57Speaker 2: More or less with the legs.
- 9:58Speaker 13: And I remember going, oh lass, baby, I will say,
- 10:02Speaker 13: can I be honest?
- 10:03Speaker 1: Are you still calling your babe?
- 10:04Speaker 3: Bro?
- 10:05Speaker 1: Baby? When someone's my babe, they're always my babe, whether.
- 10:09Speaker 6: It's together than my babe.
- 10:11Speaker 14: So you weren't my babe when you stole my car
- 10:15Speaker 14: to drive it to go see your girlfriend in Lake
- 10:19Speaker 14: tap the baby to your ex from outside the pot?
- 10:23Speaker 1: Can I just can we start?
- 10:25Speaker 3: And drove over the Nevada border to California to Lake Tahoe.
- 10:30Speaker 2: To visit your girlfriend. Can we start working at the Hilton?
- 10:33Speaker 4: Baby listening, you're listening fish, I'm trying to tell you
- 10:37Speaker 4: look good to.
- 10:38Speaker 7: Listen to gaslighting dogstick, Babe.
- 10:43Speaker 1: What I'm trying to tell you is that you look
- 10:45Speaker 1: good even though.
- 10:46Speaker 4: The reason I realized I was in love with you
- 10:49Speaker 4: is because in the Pods you told me.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Your teeth were real.
- 10:58Speaker 4: As soon as I had kiss you, I realized you
- 11:01Speaker 4: had veneers?
- 11:02Speaker 10: Didn't you know when you kissed her?
- 11:04Speaker 1: Because I bounced right off.
- 11:07Speaker 3: If you will tell you what I told you in Mexico,
- 11:12Speaker 3: those teeth are real to me.
- 11:15Speaker 7: They are real to me.
- 11:20Speaker 2: Child is about child? Okay?
- 11:23Speaker 1: What she took veneers to heart?
- 11:26Speaker 11: It is though, because I wanted to give veneers and
- 11:29Speaker 11: everyone said should you should should hold on?
- 11:33Speaker 2: If you give.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Veneers, you just need to tell the love of your
- 11:36Speaker 1: life if you have them.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Something you need to just close.
- 11:40Speaker 15: Did I wanted?
- 11:41Speaker 2: Okay? So let me ask you this can wait?
- 11:44Speaker 1: Can I ask you guys a question? Has woods? This
- 11:46Speaker 1: is something I've been wondering. Are you guys still together?
- 11:52Speaker 7: No, You're not still together.
- 11:56Speaker 1: By the way, my name is Ornie. I figured by
- 11:58Speaker 1: the way.
- 11:58Speaker 7: My name is Tanya Ornie.
- 12:00Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask you something. I'm just gonna tell we're
- 12:02Speaker 2: in the spirit of the show. We've been doing so
- 12:03Speaker 2: many press events and I'm just gonna say it. You
- 12:05Speaker 2: bringing up problems with her veneers. It rings up you
- 12:09Speaker 2: saying love is it blind like it gives like love
- 12:13Speaker 2: feels things.
- 12:15Speaker 1: You know, it's not.
- 12:15Speaker 8: About It's about how he feels when he bro and
- 12:19Speaker 8: I got your back, and.
- 12:22Speaker 1: So here's the deal.
- 12:23Speaker 8: He doesn't care about what they look like. But when
- 12:26Speaker 8: you're kissing and my bro loves to kiss with teeth,
- 12:29Speaker 8: he leads with teeth teeth, and so for you to
- 12:32Speaker 8: not disclose that it was actually.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Kind of problem that I think you should disclose that
- 12:36Speaker 3: you lead with teeth because my lips were bleeding.
- 12:40Speaker 6: Well you should have understood because I always say, you
- 12:42Speaker 6: want to get that clack.
- 12:43Speaker 9: Clack, yeahthre hating together? Didn't we tried it? It is
- 12:48Speaker 9: not gay, batter gay, but.
- 12:50Speaker 1: Listens, okay, yay?
- 12:52Speaker 2: Is good?
- 12:53Speaker 1: Veneers are?
- 12:54Speaker 4: They have an importance to me because what we talked
- 12:57Speaker 4: about was honest. But the honest see in the real
- 13:00Speaker 4: words you were telling me were coming. I'm gonna get emotions,
- 13:04Speaker 4: we're coming through fake teeth, and so how can I
- 13:09Speaker 4: believe what you're saying is true when vocally literally vocally vocally,
- 13:17Speaker 4: the vocal cords are shooting air in voice.
- 13:20Speaker 1: True orni.
- 13:35Speaker 7: Ornie orny ornee.
- 13:38Speaker 3: Do we want to talk about If I'm such a liar,
- 13:41Speaker 3: if I'm such a Bill Clinton, if I'm such an
- 13:43Speaker 3: I did not have sexual if I'm not, if I'm
- 13:47Speaker 3: not to you, then let me tell you what?
- 13:50Speaker 7: Why did you Why didn't you remind me?
- 13:52Speaker 3: Why didn't you remind me what was over your face
- 13:56Speaker 3: while you were saying you loved me?
- 13:59Speaker 7: Because it was your true emotions.
- 14:02Speaker 3: That's a beard, orly you had a beard and you
- 14:06Speaker 3: did not disclose your beard.
- 14:07Speaker 2: I don't know. I hate I had to stand up
- 14:09Speaker 2: for my girl, my freaking girl, Tanya, but like to like,
- 14:13Speaker 2: I know you're gonna bring up his beard and stuff
- 14:15Speaker 2: in relation to the veneers, But it sounds like he
- 14:17Speaker 2: cheated on you. Why does this even matter? Why does
- 14:20Speaker 2: her teeth matter if you cheated on her, because.
- 14:22Speaker 4: It wasn't in the first place, If it was made
- 14:24Speaker 4: through false pretenses, a false.
- 14:25Speaker 1: Teeth, it is like we didn't have a relationship.
- 14:28Speaker 3: Does that doesn't mean you get to cheat whatever. I
- 14:33Speaker 3: have an amazing boyfriend.
- 14:34Speaker 6: Now.
- 14:35Speaker 7: His name is Thomas, and he's good.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Isn't he from American Idol Season four?
- 14:40Speaker 7: Yeah, he sings bluegrass.
- 14:43Speaker 1: What is he fucking sixty five?
- 14:45Speaker 2: No?
- 14:46Speaker 10: No, no, he's thirty two.
- 14:48Speaker 2: He's thirty two.
- 14:49Speaker 11: Even met him pre show because he dropped He dropped
- 14:53Speaker 11: her off pre.
- 14:54Speaker 10: Show and you don't even know are you don't even have.
- 15:00Speaker 15: Shortness?
- 15:01Speaker 2: Was he even talking? But he went to Hollywood? Thomas
- 15:06Speaker 2: went to Hollywood.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Who was the judge?
- 15:07Speaker 2: Was it Randy Jackson? Harry Underwood said, you're going to Hollywood?
- 15:11Speaker 1: You guys, listen to me. We got to introduce the
- 15:14Speaker 1: last couple before we introduced the couplet.
- 15:16Speaker 4: To introduce the last I want to say, I'm going
- 15:18Speaker 4: to kill him with my own hands.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Okay, why don't you say that to the camera.
- 15:23Speaker 1: I'm going to kill Thomas.
- 15:25Speaker 2: So that cops could finally take you out of my life.
- 15:27Speaker 1: The cops love me, so that is true, though I
- 15:36Speaker 1: have seen cops. Really, it's not even that he knows cops.
- 15:38Speaker 1: They just are drawn to him. Yeah, like so many bars,
- 15:42Speaker 1: cops are coming up. But anyway, let's get let's get
- 15:44Speaker 1: to this last couple and then we could have it
- 15:45Speaker 1: all out.
- 15:46Speaker 8: So not not to you know, this is so we
- 15:50Speaker 8: haven't had sex yet.
- 15:52Speaker 1: So so what's your name?
- 15:55Speaker 2: I just before we get into our names, I just
- 15:58Speaker 2: want to say I know what's that is, what it
- 16:00Speaker 2: does and what it means, and it means for two
- 16:04Speaker 2: married people, and thank god, Diego has understood that.
- 16:08Speaker 8: So we got married. Jasmin said, here's what happened. We
- 16:12Speaker 8: got married, and Jasmine said, I don't believe this is
- 16:16Speaker 8: a real marriage.
- 16:18Speaker 2: Because of you know, because yeah, and I love that
- 16:24Speaker 2: die Everywhere we go, Diego's leading with that and I've
- 16:26Speaker 2: learned to love it.
- 16:27Speaker 1: I'm the leader.
- 16:29Speaker 2: We just keep going, like we went up. We went
- 16:31Speaker 2: to lack a Crackerbail the other night and she was like,
- 16:34Speaker 2: how many for the table? And Diego goes, we haven't
- 16:36Speaker 2: had sex yet, right, and I'm and I'm like, what
- 16:40Speaker 2: I hate about my partner is turning into what I love.
- 16:42Speaker 2: That's what's going to hear this. What's your name of Jasmine?
- 16:46Speaker 2: Okay with him yet?
- 16:48Speaker 8: Okay, So the cool thing about us is that her
- 16:52Speaker 8: name is Jasmine, which is obviously a tortoon character. My
- 16:55Speaker 8: name is Diego, which is from Rockett, Ralph. And that's
- 16:58Speaker 8: what together, that's what you were named after record.
- 17:02Speaker 2: All together, I was named after record.
- 17:05Speaker 1: You are yelling much than twenty one?
- 17:08Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm twenty four. I sell medical devices to
- 17:12Speaker 2: other medical device salesmen, So that's no. I like, we'll say,
- 17:16Speaker 2: I work in botany.
- 17:18Speaker 1: Say what you sew?
- 17:19Speaker 2: I then sell medical device Say what they are? Why
- 17:23Speaker 2: do I have tomakers?
- 17:27Speaker 7: Oh you're against that, aren't you? Orly aren't you against that?
- 17:32Speaker 2: So Netflix didn't want that to come out that I
- 17:35Speaker 2: sell pacemakers because I want to add fine, let's address it.
- 17:40Speaker 2: The article saying that the pacemakers I'm selling are dead
- 17:42Speaker 2: and ineffective? Are those are? Those are false claims. Those
- 17:46Speaker 2: are false claims.
- 17:47Speaker 3: I think it's also a problem because it's kind of
- 17:49Speaker 3: like a pyramid scheme thing where other women could buy
- 17:52Speaker 3: pacemakers and then take them to their friend's houses and
- 17:54Speaker 3: then sell.
- 17:54Speaker 7: Them problem money.
- 17:55Speaker 11: And I actually thought that was incredible and I actually
- 17:59Speaker 11: I actually saw up for that, and I feel like
- 18:01Speaker 11: I'm in a lot of really nice I want to
- 18:03Speaker 11: marry you.
- 18:03Speaker 4: I'm not sexist because I don't support these feminists forward pacemakers. Okay,
- 18:07Speaker 4: I'm not sexist.
- 18:14Speaker 7: You're gonna laugh that I actually hate her job, but
- 18:16Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
- 18:17Speaker 2: All pacemakers, all pacemakers are are for men, and this
- 18:19Speaker 2: these are finally for girls. And and I want to
- 18:22Speaker 2: address the false claims being hell against my name that
- 18:25Speaker 2: maybe these are some type of game boy, some game
- 18:28Speaker 2: boy I bought from a good wheel. Then I'm recently
- 18:31Speaker 2: have a pacemaker.
- 18:32Speaker 10: Sorry, multiple game boys.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Multiple game boys. I just want to address those clients.
- 18:36Speaker 1: We do all look different than s ads, different.
- 18:44Speaker 8: Dogs on and I really like because I support my wife,
- 18:48Speaker 8: who I haven'tated. I got a pacemaker, I got one
- 18:53Speaker 8: of the pacemakers.
- 18:53Speaker 2: Tell them baby telling. And I am really good at
- 18:56Speaker 2: playing Donkey Kong.
- 18:58Speaker 1: I don't know if that's related.
- 19:00Speaker 16: Just don't.
- 19:01Speaker 1: I can't imagine, even if it is a Nintendo DS
- 19:05Speaker 1: that's in your heart now, I can't imagine that helps
- 19:07Speaker 1: you play dog.
- 19:09Speaker 2: And that's disgusting words from a man.
- 19:12Speaker 11: Hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, well hold on there, don't
- 19:16Speaker 11: go there.
- 19:17Speaker 8: Just to hey, charmis charmis So they were obviously they
- 19:21Speaker 8: had a big thing in the pods. Remember you guys
- 19:23Speaker 8: almost got married if we can remember, Yeah, let's talk
- 19:27Speaker 8: about it.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Comfortable with it. My girls, all my girls, like, nobody
- 19:32Speaker 2: understands that the connection we had. Yeah, we did yoga
- 19:36Speaker 2: in the morning. Yes, we organized skin from from biggest
- 19:40Speaker 2: to small land.
- 19:41Speaker 1: We love organizing multiple Well, we guys had a lot
- 19:45Speaker 1: of fun imagining what was on ESPN, so they wouldn't
- 19:48Speaker 1: let us watch ESPN, so we would just kind of
- 19:49Speaker 1: imagine what was happening. We can played pretend with baseball
- 19:53Speaker 1: and we.
- 19:54Speaker 8: And we weren't allowed to have actual balls, but guess
- 19:56Speaker 8: what we got a pair of bowls of.
- 19:57Speaker 2: Our own that we were bouncing.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Yeah, kept up pushing for that game appropriate ball. We
- 20:05Speaker 1: all take our balls out around.
- 20:07Speaker 11: I want to know why we had to switch pods halfway, okay,
- 20:11Speaker 11: the boys and the girls. I want to know why
- 20:12Speaker 11: we had to switch pods halfway and all of a
- 20:14Speaker 11: sudden my pod was super sticky.
- 20:16Speaker 10: Yeah, I want to talk about I want to.
- 20:18Speaker 3: Talk about what was the film over all of the cabinets.
- 20:26Speaker 2: Charlie, Charlie, the women always news to me.
- 20:37Speaker 1: Okay, can I.
- 20:38Speaker 10: Say, Charlie, you know where I stand?
- 20:46Speaker 1: Okay, So maybe we should explain how this game works.
- 20:49Speaker 1: I know we're twenty minutes in. But so how it
- 20:51Speaker 1: works is we all get into pods and we try
- 20:53Speaker 1: to connect like but we can't. We can only hear
- 20:56Speaker 1: each other's voices, yeah, can't see each other's faces. At
- 20:59Speaker 1: the end, we get engaged to one person and then
- 21:02Speaker 1: we go to Mexico and stay in a resort for
- 21:05Speaker 1: a month to see if we can connect, and then
- 21:08Speaker 1: we go and move in with each other and if
- 21:10Speaker 1: we agree, at the end, we get married and win.
- 21:14Speaker 1: And guess who won.
- 21:15Speaker 4: We want we're going to the ship.
- 21:19Speaker 1: We're going to the ship. We're going to the ship.
- 21:21Speaker 2: But we brought it up and we didn't address it.
- 21:23Speaker 2: So I don't want to ship shoot.
- 21:25Speaker 1: The championship, the championship, Charlie and all the way to
- 21:29Speaker 1: the championship.
- 21:30Speaker 8: So you guys are going to be up against Cameron
- 21:32Speaker 8: and Lauren good from season one.
- 21:34Speaker 7: Good good luck there.
- 21:39Speaker 1: What's the what's the competition? You guys just have to
- 21:41Speaker 1: continue to stay.
- 21:41Speaker 11: As and fuck like donkeys.
- 21:45Speaker 1: You gotta fuck like donkeys and stay in love.
- 21:48Speaker 2: Listen, I want to address this. We just talked about it, Charlie.
- 21:50Speaker 2: Charlie and I had a connection, right, and I want
- 21:53Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell listen because Netflix isn't here and this
- 21:56Speaker 2: is just like an off brand podcast. I'm gonna be
- 21:58Speaker 2: honest and tell people why didn't connect with Charlie. You
- 22:00Speaker 2: ready for that?
- 22:00Speaker 1: The real truth? Yeah? Tell me why you didn't connect
- 22:03Speaker 1: with you?
- 22:03Speaker 2: Because Diego is the only one in this room who knows.
- 22:05Speaker 2: And I think Charlie's Charmisse you deserve them, Charlee's Sharpey, Charlie,
- 22:12Speaker 2: you know you know what?
- 22:14Speaker 8: I just want to say, You're like, it reminds me
- 22:16Speaker 8: like Charlie's Sarahn.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Why are they making her ugly?
- 22:20Speaker 2: Okay, she's beautiful the movie.
- 22:25Speaker 1: That's how movies work. That's how movies working.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Her be beautiful, though betterr be beautiful by are an
- 22:31Speaker 2: actual ugly actress.
- 22:33Speaker 1: We we used to do that a lot.
- 22:34Speaker 4: We used to pretend to watch Charlie's Sarah in a
- 22:36Speaker 4: movie where she's as beautiful as she is.
- 22:38Speaker 2: We were like, what the fun does that?
- 22:41Speaker 1: So we all came up with a script idea where
- 22:43Speaker 1: she was she was kind of ugly goose, kind of figured,
- 22:49Speaker 1: ugly dogs. You could take off her glasses on the
- 22:52Speaker 1: couch and stare at the wall were watching and then
- 22:56Speaker 1: imagine this happens, and then imagine this.
- 22:59Speaker 3: Happened, sticky typewriters and tattered script pages.
- 23:06Speaker 2: Getting back to it. Sorry for that, Charlie, Charlie, I'm
- 23:10Speaker 2: just gonna say it. Charlie carved a little hole in
- 23:14Speaker 2: the wall and looked through the hole.
- 23:16Speaker 1: People, what I look like peeping.
- 23:18Speaker 2: I wonder if he did that for you, because I
- 23:20Speaker 2: know you're smoking hot, and I do think sometimes that's
- 23:22Speaker 2: why he loves you. Sometimes I knew he knew you
- 23:24Speaker 2: were smoking hot.
- 23:24Speaker 9: Baby, So he took a little he took it.
- 23:33Speaker 8: I don't know Netflix, I don't know Netflix didn't see it.
- 23:43Speaker 8: But okay, but so what happened was that he saw
- 23:46Speaker 8: Jasmine and he said, he said, too beautiful. Remember what
- 23:51Speaker 8: you said, beautiful?
- 23:52Speaker 1: Let him speak?
- 23:53Speaker 2: What did you say, babe? Baby?
- 23:55Speaker 1: What did you say?
- 23:57Speaker 16: Baby?
- 23:58Speaker 1: I seem to remember. I seem to remember. Actually, bonus content.
- 24:02Speaker 1: It was a choice and I had the choice between
- 24:05Speaker 1: you and my baby, and guess who I chose my baby?
- 24:10Speaker 1: So yeah, after I chose my baby, what did you do?
- 24:13Speaker 1: You said? I guess I'll take whoever's left. That's what
- 24:19Speaker 1: your records. You look like a come for me. We're
- 24:22Speaker 1: going to come for me.
- 24:23Speaker 2: You look like a raccoon if you wore vans.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Well, that's actually really cool. That's exactly what I'm going for.
- 24:27Speaker 1: And I have a brand deal with Vans and raccoons.
- 24:29Speaker 7: Yes he does, Yes, he does.
- 24:32Speaker 1: We're just sad that I didn't end up with you
- 24:34Speaker 1: and you can't. You can't deal with our true love.
- 24:37Speaker 11: I would fuck a raccoon, baby, he would fuck a raccoon,
- 24:45Speaker 11: no question.
- 24:46Speaker 1: No.
- 24:46Speaker 3: I remember you bringing this up in the Girl Pods
- 24:48Speaker 3: and I was a little confused the first time and
- 24:51Speaker 3: we laughed. But I just want to make sure, like
- 24:55Speaker 3: like you're like, this is like part of a story
- 24:57Speaker 3: you're telling.
- 24:58Speaker 10: He's my type.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Okay, Bro.
- 25:03Speaker 1: Previously said you would you would a raccoon?
- 25:08Speaker 7: Like, no questions asked. He's my type.
- 25:11Speaker 1: That's what we're excused about.
- 25:12Speaker 7: I don't questions asked, r Bro.
- 25:16Speaker 8: Do you not know what the F word means? Are
- 25:19Speaker 8: you thinking you're saying you would peed a raccoon?
- 25:21Speaker 2: No?
- 25:22Speaker 1: So what why did you think that? Diego? For Meca,
- 25:28Speaker 1: we also had a connection.
- 25:29Speaker 11: We have sponsorship with a hardware on the whole pastil on.
- 25:36Speaker 1: What did Diego just say?
- 25:38Speaker 8: I had a connection with you in the pods, knowing
- 25:41Speaker 8: full well that you would fock a raccoon.
- 25:43Speaker 1: And I said, I.
- 25:43Speaker 2: Don't wear and I like so you told me, I
- 25:47Speaker 2: like that about.
- 25:48Speaker 10: If I went to quote unquote Canada with you, we
- 25:51Speaker 10: could do it. That's what you said to me. And
- 25:53Speaker 10: I think I think you said that to all the
- 25:54Speaker 10: women here.
- 25:55Speaker 2: Okay, by the footage, by the footage, we're going to Canada.
- 26:01Speaker 10: Wait, why would I go to Canada with you?
- 26:02Speaker 2: Because you can fook a recruit in Canada.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Okay, that was a weird clip, but really, intimately what that.
- 26:16Speaker 2: Was like, it was like the security camp for target.
- 26:19Speaker 1: Checkout counter that keep talking about this the championship. There's
- 26:24Speaker 1: a competition.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Yeah, you cheated. You cheated, bro, you looked through the
- 26:27Speaker 2: hole in the wall.
- 26:28Speaker 6: Bro.
- 26:28Speaker 2: If it is a competition, which it isn't it, you
- 26:30Speaker 2: don't win. You're just qualified. My babas been winn even
- 26:33Speaker 2: though we haven't had sex yet. What about all your
- 26:34Speaker 2: d ms that were uncovered? That all your d ms
- 26:37Speaker 2: to Kelly Clarkson.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Yes, I was telling her she has a beautiful voice,
- 26:42Speaker 1: which she does. She does voice and if I could
- 26:46Speaker 1: just hear it, she should get back to releasing albums.
- 26:49Speaker 2: You could just hear it. You want to talk about
- 26:51Speaker 2: Kelly Clark.
- 26:55Speaker 9: Well, my boyfriend Thomas, Well, I actually bring something up?
- 27:03Speaker 1: Can I bring something? I feel like we've been talking
- 27:06Speaker 1: about going for the relationships that work, and we haven't
- 27:09Speaker 1: talked about the big elf in the room. It is
- 27:13Speaker 1: that you two. Can we talk about the pool ball incident.
- 27:19Speaker 2: Let's talk about I want to say that scene. Like
- 27:22Speaker 2: Netflix said, it was record record breaking history for Netflix.
- 27:25Speaker 1: It was record breaking history for Netflix. They haven't told
- 27:27Speaker 1: us why, but they.
- 27:29Speaker 11: It was funny, it was sad, it was scary, Honestly
- 27:33Speaker 11: it was.
- 27:34Speaker 1: It was in every promo of the show. Every episode
- 27:37Speaker 1: was leading up maybe coming up as this big and
- 27:39Speaker 1: when it finally dropped, it kind of shook us all
- 27:42Speaker 1: to the core. Like I remember where I was when the.
- 27:44Speaker 7: Pool ball, So let's let's address it right.
- 27:47Speaker 2: So, weren't you there?
- 27:49Speaker 1: Were I remember being there?
- 27:51Speaker 7: You were all there.
- 27:52Speaker 3: We were in Mexico, the honeymoon down. This was the
- 27:58Speaker 3: honeymoon week.
- 27:59Speaker 1: There didn't know Keith and we were in love. We
- 28:03Speaker 1: were this was really special.
- 28:05Speaker 2: We were in love. We all were important to arta.
- 28:07Speaker 7: We were in love. And then you said and.
- 28:11Speaker 2: Remember he said it in Spanish, he said, you said.
- 28:15Speaker 7: And I'll say the English translation, I'll translate.
- 28:19Speaker 2: If I can.
- 28:20Speaker 3: Fit this whole pool ball in my mouth, we are
- 28:25Speaker 3: breaking up?
- 28:28Speaker 2: And then what did you do?
- 28:34Speaker 9: L Ballo and Bezo? Why did you say that? Why
- 28:49Speaker 9: did you say? Why did you say?
- 28:51Speaker 1: Why did you say that? It's almost like you wanted
- 28:52Speaker 1: to break up.
- 28:53Speaker 3: You knew I couldn't understand Spanish, and so I just said, see, sure,
- 28:58Speaker 3: see see whatever you said, I agree because.
- 29:02Speaker 7: I had the hots for you, Ornie. Yeah, I had
- 29:05Speaker 7: the hots for you, Tanya.
- 29:07Speaker 1: I picked the biggest ball. I picked the eight ball,
- 29:10Speaker 1: and I tried to put it in my mouth. Bigger Okay,
- 29:15Speaker 1: it's bigger, important diamond.
- 29:19Speaker 2: So we're talking billiards.
- 29:21Speaker 4: No, it was a magic eight ball, guys. It was
- 29:24Speaker 4: bigger than normal, and I didn't.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Want it to fit.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Let's play the clip.
- 29:32Speaker 1: If I can put this apo in my mouth?
- 29:35Speaker 16: Broken up?
- 29:37Speaker 3: Okay, see sure, yes, see whatever you say.
- 29:44Speaker 1: It was.
- 29:51Speaker 2: You bastard.
- 29:53Speaker 7: I was gonna take you to me my mom.
- 29:57Speaker 16: What's going on?
- 30:03Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah? He sounds like he's choking.
- 30:08Speaker 4: So here's the thing that has everyone thinking and pondering
- 30:10Speaker 4: in questions. What was I saying when I said, oh,
- 30:16Speaker 4: everyone's wondering.
- 30:17Speaker 7: Probably lies.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Release the tape. What did you say?
- 30:21Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I was saying.
- 30:23Speaker 4: I was saying, what does sound like? I'm sorry? And
- 30:27Speaker 4: what's oh sound like? I love you?
- 30:30Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I had the ball in my mouth and
- 30:32Speaker 1: I couldn't.
- 30:33Speaker 2: You were saying those things, he said, thank you.
- 30:38Speaker 1: I didn't get that, but hold on, I'm sorry.
- 30:41Speaker 2: I hate that Netflix cut it out the rest of
- 30:43Speaker 2: that scene when you were choking. I come in from
- 30:45Speaker 2: a hot tub with my dear dear di, I go
- 30:48Speaker 2: almost bringing you a homemade pacemaker your.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Mouth, and it didn't help.
- 30:52Speaker 7: No, I hate that that was ed out. Pacemaker.
- 30:55Speaker 2: I hate that that was edited out.
- 30:58Speaker 1: My entire hospital ship, by the way, and my dog.
- 31:00Speaker 6: It was so funny.
- 31:02Speaker 2: Well, I'll just say this really quick.
- 31:04Speaker 8: I know that Tanya, you're over there complaining and saying
- 31:07Speaker 8: that this has been terrible for you. But I'm pretty
- 31:09Speaker 8: sure you got a huge deal and you're the next
- 31:11Speaker 8: Emily in Paris from the acting that you performed.
- 31:15Speaker 1: So we So how did this work out? We did win,
- 31:18Speaker 1: We won. Baffed us for that, by the way.
- 31:20Speaker 3: I did get a bath doom and I am gonna
- 31:24Speaker 3: be an Emily in Italy.
- 31:27Speaker 2: Emily. Well, I thought Emily in Paris, but you were
- 31:29Speaker 2: gonna be playing Paris in Paris.
- 31:34Speaker 7: Well, my agent, yeah, yea, I forget what it was.
- 31:38Speaker 2: I love her. She is gonna make agent. She is.
- 31:46Speaker 7: She's so good yea, yeah yeah yeah.
- 31:48Speaker 2: W me me me me me me me me me.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Yes, they're so good for us. They actually got us
- 31:57Speaker 1: in overall.
- 31:59Speaker 2: She got us into over We are unrepresented and haven't
- 32:02Speaker 2: had sex, were unrepresented.
- 32:07Speaker 10: That because sex sells.
- 32:09Speaker 3: I didn't know what you were saying under that bowling ball,
- 32:14Speaker 3: is what I was saying.
- 32:15Speaker 2: I didn't know you were saying. I love you.
- 32:16Speaker 4: I loved you, and I was going to overcome the
- 32:18Speaker 4: idea that you had teeth that were fake. And because
- 32:21Speaker 4: I had a fake thing in my mouth, it was
- 32:23Speaker 4: a big magic eight ball.
- 32:24Speaker 2: And not until I put that Vice Micer in there.
- 32:26Speaker 1: That was also you're saying, pacemakers aren't fake.
- 32:29Speaker 2: Things, they're from God. Well, God gave her the knowledge
- 32:33Speaker 2: to make it.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Once I had something synthetic in my mouth and I
- 32:37Speaker 4: had tried to speak to you, and I realized what
- 32:40Speaker 4: I was saying from my gut was true. I realized
- 32:43Speaker 4: you could speak honestly from your gut. But by the
- 32:46Speaker 4: time I came back, I was in literal stitches because
- 32:48Speaker 4: the doctor made me laugh so.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Hard my side split.
- 32:51Speaker 4: And I came back and guess what, you had already
- 32:54Speaker 4: moved on and I was there.
- 32:57Speaker 3: You should have yeah, he was, and he comforted me
- 33:01Speaker 3: because you should have known that having plastic in your
- 33:04Speaker 3: mouth doesn't make you any less of a person, doesn't
- 33:06Speaker 3: make you any.
- 33:07Speaker 7: Less of a woman, does it make you any less
- 33:11Speaker 7: of a lover.
- 33:12Speaker 2: The way the veneer community has stood up for you,
- 33:15Speaker 2: the veneer community has like become like yeah, like it's
- 33:18Speaker 2: just amazing that you had this platform and you didn't
- 33:21Speaker 2: even know that you were fighting for so many other
- 33:24Speaker 2: women and men.
- 33:24Speaker 3: All those women standing up with the hashtag yes I
- 33:27Speaker 3: Am Veneers. Yes Yes, so inspiring and sharing their veneer
- 33:31Speaker 3: stories and sharing what all the stuff that the amazing careers.
- 33:35Speaker 11: You can have when you still have veneers and changing
- 33:38Speaker 11: their names like they're going full out changing their names.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Veneer smith courthouses are flooded.
- 33:43Speaker 10: It's crazy.
- 33:44Speaker 11: And I just want to say to anyone that does
- 33:46Speaker 11: have veneers out there, because it's kind of been like
- 33:48Speaker 11: a thing for all the girls, kind of a thing
- 33:51Speaker 11: for all like the girls in the show is like
- 33:53Speaker 11: whether you have veneers or not?
- 33:56Speaker 10: Oh good, you know.
- 34:00Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 34:01Speaker 10: We're seeing the comments flooding, and it's just like.
- 34:04Speaker 2: Yes, do that.
- 34:06Speaker 1: You're doing a good thing.
- 34:07Speaker 2: That's all I wanted to hear. I'm sorry, I just
- 34:14Speaker 2: wanted here.
- 34:15Speaker 17: I had learned this, I had learned this, and I
- 34:17Speaker 17: had learned it too late, and I am a wreck
- 34:22Speaker 17: I am wrecked inside myself that I had learned this
- 34:25Speaker 17: too late.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Ordy.
- 34:26Speaker 7: I wish you had told me this.
- 34:28Speaker 2: I wish you told them out sooner. Why don't you
- 34:30Speaker 2: tell them about the person that you're seeing. You're seeing
- 34:35Speaker 2: someone I'm seeing? Well, in a way, you tell.
- 34:39Speaker 1: Them I'm seeing a doctor. To get the veneers put
- 34:42Speaker 1: in my mouth.
- 34:43Speaker 2: There it is, and look and look at the way.
- 34:46Speaker 1: I didn't know what they were.
- 34:49Speaker 2: That's a funny way of pulling something out of his asshole.
- 34:51Speaker 2: And he has no idea.
- 34:53Speaker 8: Yeah say this, I'll say this is such an interesting
- 34:56Speaker 8: about how on this side all represented actors now and
- 34:59Speaker 8: on this I only represented real ass people, And so
- 35:03Speaker 8: I don't you're trying to come.
- 35:06Speaker 2: Set you up with our agent. Shep.
- 35:08Speaker 7: You just kept telling her you haven't had any sex,
- 35:11Speaker 7: and she wasn't put on I can't talk about that.
- 35:14Speaker 1: Well, Actually I would like to say something. There is
- 35:18Speaker 1: a clip of me and Diego talking underwater. Diego kept
- 35:23Speaker 1: her going, hey, if we go both go underwater and
- 35:26Speaker 1: you let all the bubbles out, you can kind of
- 35:27Speaker 1: hear what I'm saying. And so I did it for
- 35:29Speaker 1: a couple of times, and Diego dropped a bomb on. Yeah, bro,
- 35:33Speaker 1: that's fine. You know what he said. Let's playing clip.
- 35:37Speaker 1: Let's play the clip and be careful. It's really high pitched. Okay, okay, okay,
- 35:41Speaker 1: we'll play it right now. Careful, okay, yeah, I'll go
- 35:44Speaker 1: underwater with you. What do you say? I could hear
- 35:46Speaker 1: you talk if you let all the bubbles out? Yeah, okay,
- 35:48Speaker 1: I'll try first. And my Orley, did you hear that?
- 36:02Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 36:03Speaker 1: Bro, I heard it. Okay, you try. That sounds fun.
- 36:06Speaker 8: I'm actually an executive producer on this show.
- 36:12Speaker 1: And that was the bomb drop. He didn't even go
- 36:15Speaker 1: underwater to say that.
- 36:18Speaker 2: He said it from the chase lounge. I'm sorry, has
- 36:24Speaker 2: anyone else seen that clip? This my first time seeing that.
- 36:26Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell you because I still care
- 36:28Speaker 1: for you with my baby, I still care about you,
- 36:32Speaker 1: and I need you to know the guy that you're seeing.
- 36:37Speaker 1: Why is she smiling at me?
- 36:39Speaker 2: My heart breaks for you. Girl, Charlie read the room.
- 36:45Speaker 1: Saying, read the room, okay, crying, let her go. She's
- 36:54Speaker 1: gonna do what she's gonna do. She will pass. It'll pass.
- 36:59Speaker 15: Okay.
- 36:59Speaker 1: Let me make my girl nothing. Get what are you doing?
- 37:08Speaker 2: Let me explain my executive producer on the show. I
- 37:13Speaker 2: just mean that Nickolas, she is my brother.
- 37:19Speaker 10: Say what you mean you puked up with George W.
- 37:23Speaker 10: Bush right before the show?
- 37:25Speaker 1: What you mean? What you mean? Say what you mean?
- 37:32Speaker 2: What you mean?
- 37:32Speaker 3: Thank you for exposing his Yes, I went to George W.
- 37:37Speaker 2: Bush's house to help him with the painting and we
- 37:40Speaker 2: hooked up. Okay and.
- 37:43Speaker 7: Like to start to every great porn ever.
- 37:46Speaker 1: And I needed you to know that, Jasmine. I needed
- 37:49Speaker 1: you to know that the guy that you're actually with,
- 37:53Speaker 1: Babe the floor, you should with you.
- 38:03Speaker 2: I need to talk to a producer. I'm not going back.
- 38:05Speaker 1: In there, Jasmine, come back, jasp it, give me a second,
- 38:10Speaker 1: just to wait. Do you good, You'll be good?
- 38:12Speaker 2: Do you have my vibe your vape.
- 38:16Speaker 6: Hold on himn Why does Charlie have Jasmine's vape?
- 38:23Speaker 2: I don't know. We all have each other.
- 38:24Speaker 1: We all have each other's vabes.
- 38:25Speaker 10: WHOA, something's not adding up for me.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Oh my godness, let.
- 38:31Speaker 2: It get past your beata buckers.
- 38:32Speaker 18: Let it get past your bata buckers babies, Charlie, Oh no,
- 38:41Speaker 18: they're back.
- 38:42Speaker 2: Hey girl, I have your inhailer. Thank you.
- 38:46Speaker 18: Wait wait wait, wait why subtracting well to me?
- 38:55Speaker 1: Wait a second, what do you go how.
- 38:59Speaker 3: Sharp hays inhaler only her emergency contact is supposed to
- 39:04Speaker 3: have that.
- 39:04Speaker 11: Wait it's because I was at Diego's last night, and
- 39:07Speaker 11: that's why I wait.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait wait, you were at Diego's last night.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Something isn't multiplying together very well.
- 39:17Speaker 10: Wait I went there to get the book back.
- 39:20Speaker 7: Wait wait, Diego.
- 39:30Speaker 15: Only has my book.
- 39:31Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's anxious. He's anxious. Children of emotionally parents.
- 39:38Speaker 1: I did borrow that. You did borrow that from me.
- 39:41Speaker 2: And you said this book doesn't relate to me. I'm
- 39:43Speaker 2: going to read it.
- 39:44Speaker 1: Why are you feeling that book relates to all of us?
- 39:51Speaker 1: By the way, By the way, Tanya, Tanya I just
- 39:57Speaker 1: wanted to give you back this. Wait wheel chain, my wheelchain? Wait?
- 40:04Speaker 4: Wait, wait wait, why did Charlie have Tanya's wheel chains?
- 40:09Speaker 4: Something isn't co signing for me. She just was skidding
- 40:13Speaker 4: all over the ice the other day.
- 40:15Speaker 7: I just was skidding all over the Reno Nevada ice.
- 40:18Speaker 3: And I knew that he lived off the corner of
- 40:21Speaker 3: Elm Street, so I could just pick it up because
- 40:23Speaker 3: I knew where his house was, because I.
- 40:25Speaker 2: Was there with a hooking up with you were there
- 40:28Speaker 2: with a hooking up, Charlie.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Charlie, Shi your side, babe, Babe, It's not what it
- 40:37Speaker 1: sounds like. Charlie's looking up with.
- 40:40Speaker 2: His round Charlie. Wait, wait, Charlie, Charlie's listen. This is
- 40:51Speaker 2: this is where all reality females become stars when they
- 40:54Speaker 2: get cheated on. If you make this a fucking moment,
- 40:57Speaker 2: you can blow up even bigger. And you say.
- 41:00Speaker 8: Something crazy like like like say something cool like clickbait.
- 41:04Speaker 10: Like none of my plates are going home tonight.
- 41:07Speaker 2: Trying to take it back one more. My car did not.
- 41:15Speaker 10: Slide over the ice for me to land in this
- 41:17Speaker 10: sweet green.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Let's say I am a woman. I won't roar like
- 41:26Speaker 2: a line if you put me in a zoo.
- 41:28Speaker 19: Okay, I think, and Katy Perry signs off.
- 41:36Speaker 2: I came in like a wreck. Yeah, hi, hey, that
- 41:42Speaker 2: got crazy?
- 41:43Speaker 1: Just is that, babe? The only real thing is our
- 41:47Speaker 1: love were winners.
- 41:48Speaker 10: Sometimes when I'm on TV, I feel like I'm in
- 41:50Speaker 10: a zoo.
- 41:53Speaker 4: Do you guys ever think about how we were doing
- 41:57Speaker 4: so much alcohol this whole time?
- 42:00Speaker 16: Oh?
- 42:01Speaker 4: We Like the first time I was sober was maybe
- 42:04Speaker 4: twenty five minutes ago. And then somebody blew uh alcohol
- 42:09Speaker 4: vapor in my face and I got drunk again.
- 42:11Speaker 1: Well yeah, all the actual like the misters in Mexico
- 42:14Speaker 1: are all just alcohol.
- 42:15Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 42:16Speaker 3: And the glade plug ins, all of the poopery that
- 42:19Speaker 3: you spray in the bathroom, all of it.
- 42:22Speaker 2: Well, and there was something interesting happening for with Also
- 42:27Speaker 2: when I was well, I went to church.
- 42:29Speaker 7: Amen, So I love the church pod.
- 42:32Speaker 1: They had the one where you can somebody takes these
- 42:37Speaker 1: here's your sids told you this had become that had
- 42:41Speaker 1: become so it becomes a priest. So what have you
- 42:45Speaker 1: becomes that one?
- 42:46Speaker 4: That one had become confusing me for me because I
- 42:48Speaker 4: did ask a priest to marry me.
- 42:52Speaker 2: With the priest, and that did happen? And he did
- 42:55Speaker 2: what happened?
- 42:57Speaker 1: He said, that can't. I'm married to God, I said,
- 42:59Speaker 1: he said that I can't. And that's it.
- 43:02Speaker 2: Did y'all even realize that those mics they put on
- 43:05Speaker 2: us were lack I don't know, like it was pretty
- 43:08Speaker 2: hard to take them off me things like they wanted. Like,
- 43:12Speaker 2: as someone who understands devices and your in your body,
- 43:15Speaker 2: I understand the fact that like it like the mix
- 43:18Speaker 2: felt wrong, Like it felt like they were almost constantly
- 43:22Speaker 2: even when you were trying to take a nap or
- 43:24Speaker 2: did your mic latch.
- 43:26Speaker 7: Like through your skin just sort of like did you hear.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Like a y you know what it reminded me of
- 43:30Speaker 2: in the Mummy?
- 43:31Speaker 8: Do you know the bugs? Yeah, that's when my mic
- 43:35Speaker 8: did it. When it because then and that's how it.
- 43:36Speaker 1: Entered your skin crawled up. Yea.
- 43:38Speaker 11: My mic was a little bit more like a breast pump.
- 43:44Speaker 11: It just they wanted it to be on the nipple
- 43:46Speaker 11: and they kept hoping for stuff to come out. I
- 43:48Speaker 11: was like, nothing's gonna come out. Oh, I'm not even
- 43:52Speaker 11: married yet. And the whole thing was just so confusing.
- 43:55Speaker 7: I'm so sorry that happened.
- 43:56Speaker 10: To you, and then the sound guy kept being like, hey,
- 43:58Speaker 10: can you look your shirt?
- 43:59Speaker 9: We need to adjust the So it sounds like it
- 44:00Speaker 9: was about sound guys.
- 44:05Speaker 1: Because I do remember the sound guy did have a
- 44:07Speaker 1: new board that wasn't latching, so he was just trying that.
- 44:13Speaker 8: I was gonna say that my brother is a sound
- 44:23Speaker 8: guy and everybody's always yelling at him.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Say what you really want to.
- 44:28Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, let him you know, he's
- 44:30Speaker 2: just trying to do his job. Wait, y'all, hold on,
- 44:32Speaker 2: hold on, hold on. We were five minutes ago tearing
- 44:36Speaker 2: each other apart, and all of a sudden we're laughing
- 44:38Speaker 2: because I feel like ever since someone said we're all
- 44:41Speaker 2: the adult children of immature parents emotionally, just like something,
- 44:46Speaker 2: I don't know, something in the last minute just brought
- 44:48Speaker 2: us all together. And I just saw you two smile
- 44:51Speaker 2: for the first time at each other, like therapy. You guys,
- 44:59Speaker 2: Can you guys all just give my girl ups? Can
- 45:01Speaker 2: you guys please give my girls some ups?
- 45:02Speaker 20: With what she's doing, she's gonna kill claims these homemade
- 45:10Speaker 20: pacemakers will do something for you that your phone won't
- 45:14Speaker 20: give my girl.
- 45:17Speaker 2: I guess, I guess you could say that. I guess
- 45:19Speaker 2: that's not wrong.
- 45:20Speaker 10: I'll give you some ups.
- 45:22Speaker 11: There are one hundred thousand women in Nevada with these pacemakers,
- 45:26Speaker 11: fifty thousand because of me.
- 45:28Speaker 1: And my boo. Yeah, we jumped in early.
- 45:30Speaker 10: We jumped in early, and we jumped in bass.
- 45:32Speaker 11: And guess what hearts are a beating It doesn't matter
- 45:35Speaker 11: if it has flesh or if it's a game Boy
- 45:37Speaker 11: or game bone, something else going Reddit.
- 45:41Speaker 10: I have made so many good friends because of you.
- 45:44Speaker 1: And your own and the fact that.
- 45:48Speaker 2: You just forgave Charlie in front of me was like
- 45:50Speaker 2: one of the most beautiful things. I love you, girl.
- 45:53Speaker 2: I do believe Charlie has fucked everyone on this cast.
- 45:56Speaker 11: And that's fine with me because he is done things
- 46:00Speaker 11: for me that I would never even say out loud sexually.
- 46:05Speaker 7: And I'll know how you feel, Diego.
- 46:10Speaker 1: Can I just say one thing? It feels like you guys,
- 46:13Speaker 1: your chemistry is coming back.
- 46:15Speaker 3: Our chemistry. Well, how about we have Ornie? Should we
- 46:21Speaker 3: give it a try for old time's sake? Should we
- 46:23Speaker 3: have Should we close our eyes like we're in the
- 46:25Speaker 3: pods and have one of the conversations we had in
- 46:27Speaker 3: the pods, just to put us back there, to put
- 46:31Speaker 3: us back in that moment, just to see if it works.
- 46:33Speaker 2: Forget her teeth or faez happened.
- 46:36Speaker 3: Forget all the plastic in our mouths, and let's do it.
- 46:41Speaker 2: No, stay, let's see.
- 46:42Speaker 4: If you guys were there for me when I was
- 46:44Speaker 4: in the pod talking to her every time.
- 46:45Speaker 1: I remember that we would wait outside your pod. Do
- 46:47Speaker 1: you want me to give me a rub?
- 46:50Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, this is like crazy. I can't believe I'm
- 46:58Speaker 3: talking to you through a.
- 47:00Speaker 4: I cannot believe I'm having such a wonderful time chatting
- 47:03Speaker 4: with you.
- 47:04Speaker 1: You're so interesting. I can't believe.
- 47:06Speaker 4: We both love the Leslie Nielsen film Mister Magoo that
- 47:09Speaker 4: came out and that wait.
- 47:11Speaker 3: I love mister Magoo. I used to watch that all
- 47:14Speaker 3: the time with my brother.
- 47:16Speaker 1: How many brothers do you have?
- 47:17Speaker 2: To open your eyes?
- 47:21Speaker 1: You guys both have two brothers. We have a lot
- 47:24Speaker 1: in common.
- 47:25Speaker 10: I remember.
- 47:27Speaker 3: We would sit there and we would say the names
- 47:29Speaker 3: of our two brothers over and over and over again.
- 47:32Speaker 1: We actually, we actually have a clip of everybody's meeting
- 47:36Speaker 1: first time. Eight yere's year two. Here's our Ethan Brady Roderick.
- 47:41Speaker 7: Tom Ethan Brady Roderick.
- 47:47Speaker 13: Brady, Roderick, Tom Brady, Roderick Tom, Will you marry me?
- 47:54Speaker 1: Wow?
- 47:55Speaker 2: I'm not even somebody that's ever cried.
- 47:56Speaker 1: But I cried. Well this that was so beautiful and
- 48:00Speaker 1: you could tell it was a matchman that heaven. I
- 48:01Speaker 1: cannot believe you guys.
- 48:02Speaker 3: Brother.
- 48:02Speaker 1: Let's see you guys in the pods. Oh you guys
- 48:04Speaker 1: want to see a couple of our moments in the Bomah.
- 48:09Speaker 10: Guess this sound okay?
- 48:12Speaker 1: Ghost? Yeah, you're wild, you're actually wid what's your name?
- 48:20Speaker 11: Charlie's and you you too, Charlie.
- 48:25Speaker 1: That's Charlie and Charlie actually are kind of the same name.
- 48:28Speaker 10: Wait, you're so crazy, You're so fun. What time do
- 48:30Speaker 10: you go to bed?
- 48:31Speaker 1: Like nine thirty?
- 48:33Speaker 2: What scene change?
- 48:46Speaker 1: You're fucking winning?
- 48:48Speaker 2: Play ours? Ours means a lot to me. I don't
- 48:49Speaker 2: know how to be able to rewatch it.
- 48:51Speaker 1: Eyes ready.
- 48:53Speaker 2: Like anybody who tells you that these are like like
- 48:56Speaker 2: defected to bosses will tell you that it's a lie.
- 48:59Speaker 2: And and I'll just tell you right now. I'm five six,
- 49:02Speaker 2: I have blonde hair, I'm not a redhead, and my
- 49:05Speaker 2: boobs are size if And these devices I sell, they
- 49:08Speaker 2: go for like fucking six grand h And I'm going
- 49:11Speaker 2: to fucking good Will and finding anything that looks like
- 49:14Speaker 2: the size of a pace maker. If it has a
- 49:16Speaker 2: button on it, I'm cutting it in half and I'm
- 49:19Speaker 2: selling it, honey. So I'm hot and and I have
- 49:22Speaker 2: a small Yeah, oh my god, I didn't realize. Yeah, yeah, okay,
- 49:33Speaker 2: haven't had sex.
- 49:34Speaker 1: It's weird that you that they that they played that
- 49:36Speaker 1: really aspiring love music when you were screaming. I just can't.
- 49:40Speaker 3: I think they were trying to make it pretend like
- 49:42Speaker 3: you weren't coming, but you hopefully said that you were coming, and.
- 49:46Speaker 2: They tried to make it look like you were saying
- 49:48Speaker 2: and I was, and I am a singer because I,
- 49:50Speaker 2: like I said, I'm in ninety degrees.
- 49:54Speaker 11: I just feel like that clip was like so indicative
- 49:56Speaker 11: of who you guys are as people, you know what
- 49:58Speaker 11: I mean, Like it really double clicked. And I feel
- 50:00Speaker 11: like the viewers resonated with that because there's so many
- 50:03Speaker 11: female business owners that are absolutely absolutely slaying it, and
- 50:06Speaker 11: there are so many boyfriends that are right alongside just
- 50:09Speaker 11: gizzen it up.
- 50:10Speaker 8: And I say, my girl boss, and I say, and
- 50:15Speaker 8: what I always say is if you're not folk. Well,
- 50:19Speaker 8: if you're not, If you're not, yeah, if you're not
- 50:22Speaker 8: sleeping in a bed with a girl boss, you might
- 50:25Speaker 8: as well just not sleep in a bed at all.
- 50:28Speaker 1: You got sleep in a bed, but you do not
- 50:30Speaker 1: have sex.
- 50:32Speaker 16: That's gotta be hard.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Couldn't be us it?
- 50:37Speaker 8: Well, I'm just kind of remembering the time I hooked
- 50:39Speaker 8: up with Georgia w keeps up it.
- 50:42Speaker 7: I know we moved on from that. Okay, you know what,
- 50:46Speaker 7: all this really proves to me why.
- 50:50Speaker 2: I think love is flying? Oh that's it. Why do
- 50:57Speaker 2: you say that?
- 50:59Speaker 3: I mean, look us, none of us are connected to like,
- 51:02Speaker 3: we're all sevens.
- 51:03Speaker 2: We're all clean, statistically.
- 51:05Speaker 3: Scientifically even sevens, and we all managed to fall in
- 51:09Speaker 3: love with each other.
- 51:10Speaker 2: You can't see a seven and thank anything else. But
- 51:13Speaker 2: that's okay.
- 51:13Speaker 3: Besides, oh yeah, yeah, and I think love is blind.
- 51:18Speaker 1: And I guess if we're wrapping up, we do have
- 51:21Speaker 1: actually a huge announcement.
- 51:23Speaker 16: Oh my god, we.
- 51:30Speaker 1: Are starving. We're just waiting for we are going to
- 51:35Speaker 1: wrap this.
- 51:35Speaker 2: Yep, told you to do this. Every president. We do
- 51:39Speaker 2: say that.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Every president for some lover helper.
- 51:47Speaker 2: You know, these pregnancy rumors, you guys are such fucking losers.
- 51:53Speaker 11: And if we are closing up, I do want to
- 51:55Speaker 11: say one more thing, which is I have met all
- 51:58Speaker 11: of you know.
- 52:02Speaker 1: We all know each other before each other a.
- 52:05Speaker 10: Friend group from high school.
- 52:07Speaker 2: Did you say did you just say you're pregnant and
- 52:09Speaker 2: we are pregnant?
- 52:10Speaker 8: Actually, yes, she had sex with someone else, And yes,
- 52:13Speaker 8: I'm gonna stand byre and I'm going to raise that
- 52:16Speaker 8: child like it's my own.
- 52:17Speaker 2: But I'm so glad you finally said something shardy, But yes,
- 52:20Speaker 2: we all know each other and followed each other for
- 52:22Speaker 2: at least and bussy.
- 52:28Speaker 1: Yes, amazing. Did you guys have any big announcements? Yeah,
- 52:32Speaker 1: I guess.
- 52:33Speaker 4: Shout out to uh Trina who was also on the show,
- 52:36Speaker 4: who couldn't make it because I was hurt a wig
- 52:38Speaker 4: and you guys didn't know that.
- 52:39Speaker 1: Wow, well she didn't get selected. She was just in
- 52:43Speaker 1: the pods. Shout out.
- 52:46Speaker 7: I told Trina things I've never told anyone.
- 52:49Speaker 1: I can't believe that was one of you accepted the bait.
- 52:53Speaker 4: I would have had to been Trina for the rest
- 52:54Speaker 4: of my freaking life.
- 52:57Speaker 7: God, I guess I'm kind of abused.
- 53:01Speaker 10: You're saying, Trina, is you in a wig.
- 53:04Speaker 1: I used to put a wig on and go into
- 53:06Speaker 1: the gap fire. I felt like I had a connection
- 53:10Speaker 1: with Trina. Did I told Trina all about my father
- 53:14Speaker 1: and what happened to him in the hospital.
- 53:16Speaker 2: Yeah, let's play the clip.
- 53:19Speaker 1: So get this. What's up? He was in the hospital
- 53:23Speaker 1: and he's he's like close to death, but this doctor
- 53:26Speaker 1: comes in and he's so funny and he's just making
- 53:29Speaker 1: him laugh to die. What's his name? His name was
- 53:32Speaker 1: doctor Jokes.
- 53:33Speaker 16: I think him recently.
- 53:35Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, Trina, you just fucking get me like no
- 53:38Speaker 1: other girl.
- 53:38Speaker 2: Wow, Trina had like Emma Stone. Trina's like basically the
- 53:43Speaker 2: same as he is.
- 53:44Speaker 1: She was in a wig, we were in pod so
- 53:47Speaker 1: I couldn't see that done.
- 53:49Speaker 10: Dun dumb.
- 53:50Speaker 3: Thanks baby, You're My announcement is that I have appendicitis.
- 53:55Speaker 1: Awesome. Hey, congrats. Hey you want to beat this? What
- 54:02Speaker 1: are you gonna do? You're going to beat this?
- 54:04Speaker 2: I really think.
- 54:04Speaker 3: So.
- 54:06Speaker 4: It took me realizing you were sick to realize I
- 54:08Speaker 4: love you, oh my god, and I want to be
- 54:10Speaker 4: here for every step of the ways. They take your
- 54:12Speaker 4: opennis out and that's it. I love you, baby, bro.
- 54:28Speaker 4: I'm so happy for you.
- 54:29Speaker 1: Bro.
- 54:29Speaker 9: Thanks O kiss happy for you this ever?
- 54:35Speaker 2: Kids? All right, all right, answer what's happening?
- 54:39Speaker 1: I thought you guys were you already have it? You're pregnant.
- 54:41Speaker 2: We're pregnant. And then also go ahead and tell them,
- 54:44Speaker 2: tell them I'll speak on behalf of everyone here. You
- 54:49Speaker 2: will be able to follow all of us next season.
- 54:52Speaker 2: I'm too hot to handle.
- 54:53Speaker 1: We are all going back to what happened. I guess
- 54:57Speaker 1: what we're winning.
- 54:58Speaker 2: We're going back.
- 55:00Speaker 11: Know how many wings I'm gonna be able to eat,
- 55:01Speaker 11: but I'm definitely gonna try.
- 55:03Speaker 1: That is not too hot to handle. You're to give
- 55:05Speaker 1: hot ones, honey.
- 55:07Speaker 4: And we don't know what's gonna happen on that show
- 55:09Speaker 4: because they change the rules whenever they see fit, so.
- 55:13Speaker 1: They know right before. So as too hot to Handle
- 55:16Speaker 1: is going on, we are also going on hot ones.
- 55:19Speaker 2: And we are also going on the floor is Lava, Yeah,
- 55:24Speaker 2: which is also in a way too hot to handle.
- 55:27Speaker 2: And then dealer, no deal, Allen.
- 55:29Speaker 10: We'll also be on the hot Dogmobile.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Yes, so we are running the hot Dogmobile across America.
- 55:34Speaker 1: You guys can check us out at every small city.
- 55:37Speaker 8: We are also being asked by Einstein Bagels to come
- 55:42Speaker 8: up with sort of a situation where we can sell bagels.
- 55:49Speaker 1: Yeah, so as just to set up a situation.
- 55:54Speaker 2: Because my baker is gonna be in the middle of
- 55:56Speaker 2: the dog of the bag sell bagels. So here's the situation.
- 56:00Speaker 8: Right before you walk into Eyeside Bagels, we will be
- 56:03Speaker 8: there offering sort of a bagel before you get it.
- 56:06Speaker 1: Sounds like soliciting, sounds.
- 56:08Speaker 7: Like fictening, scalping bagels.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Soliciting, solicit selling.
- 56:15Speaker 2: Nothing we're doing is wrong.
- 56:17Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome. Come out to our inesight bagel situation.
- 56:24Speaker 2: It's gonna be out the rows side. A wait, I'm
- 56:28Speaker 2: gonna be on Botched.
- 56:30Speaker 3: Uh, they're gonna do something to my face and then
- 56:33Speaker 3: they're gonna they're gonna.
- 56:34Speaker 2: Put me on the show. So I'm excited.
- 56:36Speaker 4: I'm going to be on first forty eight hours.
- 56:41Speaker 1: Why don't we just finish out with like, maybe everybody
- 56:43Speaker 1: just give a quick line about what you learned about
- 56:46Speaker 1: love and maybe something like that or something. Yeah, babe, yeah.
- 56:51Speaker 2: Hey, Charlie, I gotta be honest, that's a pretty good idea.
- 56:53Speaker 1: Thank let's do it. What whoa diego? You just texted me, Dick?
- 56:59Speaker 2: Yeah, put that down, My god, you're sorry? Wait?
- 57:05Speaker 7: What is is this your butt?
- 57:08Speaker 16: Wait?
- 57:08Speaker 1: How does it? Hold on a minute? Hold on a minute?
- 57:14Speaker 1: Downy has a real phone and Charlie doesn't have a
- 57:16Speaker 1: phone at all.
- 57:18Speaker 15: Wait wait.
- 57:21Speaker 7: Wait wait wait.
- 57:26Speaker 2: Why do your phone look so different? Wait?
- 57:29Speaker 1: Wait? Wait wait wait wait what I'm seeing a phone?
- 57:40Speaker 2: Your sponsorship is real? Is anything? You? Wait? Charlie? Are
- 57:44Speaker 2: you both even there?
- 57:46Speaker 1: Wait?
- 57:49Speaker 2: Oh no? Oh my god, oh my god?
- 57:52Speaker 15: What never hit the poll?
- 57:53Speaker 1: My god?
- 57:53Speaker 7: The ghost stating like mass.
- 57:58Speaker 1: See you later. Yes, love isn't blind.
- 58:07Speaker 2: Love is go on our answering the question. Now, that's
- 58:12Speaker 2: why the college job is at.
- 58:14Speaker 1: The beautiful guests check out their podcast rivals.
- 58:25Speaker 3: Jeremy, you were so funny in that one Jack Ryan
- 58:28Speaker 3: tape was really good.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Thank you, I really so funny. I can't believe they
- 58:33Speaker 1: didn't cast you. Is the stinky Analyst. I'm an analyst
- 58:39Speaker 1: a you stinky guys. It's type for number two. This
- 58:44Speaker 1: is a little bit of a deeper cut. This is
- 58:46Speaker 1: the this for me. It's the favorite because it started
- 58:50Speaker 1: for me. It was the zenith and nexus and starting
- 58:53Speaker 1: point of so many future episodes to come. This was
- 58:57Speaker 1: one of our earliest episodes and the twenty three tapes
- 59:01Speaker 1: when we were shooting in a beautiful studio and it
- 59:04Speaker 1: was one of we had lost our minds before, but
- 59:07Speaker 1: this one we really lost our minds. Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
- 59:12Speaker 1: it's Clockett. It's Clockett.
- 59:16Speaker 2: Clockett is like lowre to us.
- 59:19Speaker 3: We created a new category where if we needed shorthand
- 59:22Speaker 3: for like, okay, what kind of episode is this, we
- 59:24Speaker 3: would say, like, this is a clocket.
- 59:25Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I watched this episode in so long I
- 59:28Speaker 1: do not know if it holds up.
- 59:30Speaker 2: It's crazy to think about. We were getting like streaming
- 59:33Speaker 2: fever because this happened, and then like a year and
- 59:35Speaker 2: a half later we do our restaurant streaming services with
- 59:38Speaker 2: Brendan and yeah, because there's just so many streamers now.
- 59:41Speaker 1: And the Gmail the movie, it was like it spawned
- 59:44Speaker 1: a bunch of these things. Where do you guys remember
- 59:47Speaker 1: that the weekend?
- 59:48Speaker 2: Was it the big weekend, the Grand Grand weekend?
- 59:56Speaker 1: Hash that grand weekend?
- 59:58Speaker 2: Do you remember? Everything you would watch would like, I
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: don't even know I know what it is.
- 1:00:05Speaker 7: Characters would tell you what time it is.
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: While you were watching the show. All the days.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: We had to fill every minute the day, the day
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: it Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on artists,
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: and boy are things heating up in this studio episode.
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: Streaming Streaming streaming. There are so many streaming services and
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: so many new ones coming.
- 1:00:47Speaker 7: Out as well.
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: The failure of Quibi left a new space open for
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: a new app, Clockett.
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: Clockett is the first streaming service only available on your
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: smart watch. It is very mobile, it is very exciting,
- 1:01:02Speaker 4: and they are full of enthusiasm about their slates.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: So we talked to some of the executives of Clockett
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: to see just what it's all about.
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: Get ready to hear all these executives and get ready
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: to pay your subscription for Clockett. Okay, what do we say?
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: What do we say? What do we say?
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: What do we say?
- 1:01:21Speaker 16: Tick?
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: Talk TikTok, everybody TikTok times running in.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: This is so exciting. We are here.
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: It is the executives of clockett really excited to be
- 1:01:34Speaker 4: here for Clockett.
- 1:01:35Speaker 6: Are really excited for Clockett. I'm really excited for getting together.
- 1:01:39Speaker 6: We're doing it. Talk talk TikTok, talk talk worried.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Tick.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: Tuck TikTok tick. Shall we go around?
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it Hi, I
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: am Goofin and I it Hi, guys, I'm Goofing. I'm
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: one of the producers and one of the head marketing
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: CEOs for the new app Clockett coming to a watch
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: near you.
- 1:02:10Speaker 6: Love your man, Love your man. We couldn't do what
- 1:02:12Speaker 6: we do without Goofing.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Thank you ers begs Hi.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: I'm giggling Richards and I am an executive here at Clockett.
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: The first app on your phone ever.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: Well, that's legally we can't say that. Also, I wanted
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: to say, guys, legally we can't keep saying TikTok. TikTok
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: is an app. It's a very popular. Yeah, I know,
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: but that's office versus on camera, office versus I cook
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: that that's good.
- 1:02:46Speaker 16: I know.
- 1:02:46Speaker 6: Just that you said on your phone as well. It's
- 1:02:49Speaker 6: more on the watching it remember.
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but I will say also, legally, all watch
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: apps have to also be on a phone. That's how
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: that's how those apps work, right, Okay?
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: You names all right?
- 1:03:05Speaker 6: My name is Chortle Moulroney. To meet you all short,
- 1:03:11Speaker 6: my name is Chortle.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: Chortle, Chortle. We know you.
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: You're in the office and I can't believe we all
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: found each other.
- 1:03:21Speaker 6: I can't believe it, I really can't. I am, of course,
- 1:03:24Speaker 6: the head of comedy Clockett, making comedy, the vice president
- 1:03:33Speaker 6: of comedic programming, sitcoms, what have you all the funny stuff?
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: Hello mate, my name is Tut. My name is Tut,
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: and I am how we say, the uh main soul
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: investor in Clockett. I birthed this in a little place
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: we call the UK, brought it over to America and
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: had a meeting with these fools, and it's been the
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: best partnership we've ever had since.
- 1:04:05Speaker 6: I mean, I can't believe we found each other.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: It's been I literally can't.
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: And dute and you know, this isn't the first collab
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: for the Laughing Boys, as we used to call ourselves.
- 1:04:20Speaker 7: We tried to do.
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: A streaming surface that was only viewable on your microwave.
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: We tried to do one that you could only do
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: on your grill through the flames of the fire, and
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: we tried to do one only visible in your own eyeballs.
- 1:04:35Speaker 7: Now we were way ahead.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: Of our time.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fun. The biggest problem was the lack
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: of technology.
- 1:04:40Speaker 7: Yeah, the biggest problem was that we are not smart.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: Enough to do.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: Also finding it's finding tech that will match up with
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: the creative right. Yeah.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: And I thought one idea I really love was the
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: one where for surfers, where you project funny videos on
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: the waves as they I thought that was such a
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: good idea.
- 1:05:03Speaker 6: So many surfers who talk about how bored they get surfing.
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: No, it's such a thing. It's such a thing. But
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: the text surf bortum kills.
- 1:05:12Speaker 7: It kills one hundred thousand surfers a year.
- 1:05:15Speaker 6: Surf then trying to get surf boredom.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: God, I love working them with a laughing boys. I
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: remember what I told I told Mummy. I said, Mommy,
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: I just got my inheritance. I had turned twenty five
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: at the time, and I said, Ummy, what am I
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: going to do with all this money? What am I
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: going to do with billions and billions of dollars? And
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: she was like, well, you can go to Billy Gates,
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: and you could go to Oprah, you can go to
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: shondaland you could do all these different things, you know.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: And then and then I said, she was like, where
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: do you lie? And I was like, I like, I
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: like inventing in the quirky space, right, I like, what
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: is it thinking of things nobody has thought of?
- 1:05:57Speaker 16: Right?
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: And that's when I read the article about the streaming
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: service for the microwave that never saw the light of day?
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: And I said, how have these laughing boys not seen
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: the light of day? And that's when I made that
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: phone call. And then I realized, you guys only communicate
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: via pages.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: Yeah, and I sent you a page.
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: I don't trust a phone. Yeah, I'll just say that
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: I don't trust a phone. But you know what, and
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: I'm so glad you reached out. What I think we
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: should do.
- 1:06:22Speaker 7: We haven't even talked about our darn thing yet.
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: How about we explain exactly what this thing is?
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it. Basically,
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: we saw everybody in the US and Asia and Africa
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: and Europe and even Antarctica and South America and Greenland
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: and Arctic and Australia. There it is. I was pulling
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: up rank, I was pulling up the bulls. Anyway, we
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: saw everybody looking at this thing. And I guess what.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: It wasn't their phone, it wasn't their computer. It was
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: a thing on their wrist, something that we like to
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: call a watch.
- 1:07:07Speaker 7: Let me ask you if this sounds familiar.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: You're on the street corner, what you're standing? Some a
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: gentleman approaches you with a hat.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: And you're standing, and you're standing.
- 1:07:18Speaker 7: She approaches you with that and he says, excuse me, sir,
- 1:07:21Speaker 7: do you have the time?
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know, do I.
- 1:07:25Speaker 7: Yeah, you do. It's on your watch.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: Great, And I look at my watch and what am
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: I watching?
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: Adam Sandler's news show sand It Down, where he talks
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: to different professional sanders and contractors around the globe. And
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: that's just a glimpse of some of the original programming
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: we have only on clocket. That's right, a streaming service
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: only available on your wrist.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: Yes, I'm walking down the street now, now what I'm looking?
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: I'm walking and then I see you that in the hut,
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: I am and I ask you what time is it?
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: Oh?
- 1:07:56Speaker 6: Well, I can show you.
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: Oh but what are you watching that?
- 1:08:00Speaker 6: Well, it turns out I'm actually watching a brand new
- 1:08:03Speaker 6: sitcom about a bunch of teenage boys who learn to skateboard,
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: but they only use paper for their skateboards.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: And that's on clocket and the only streaming service on
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: your clock.
- 1:08:17Speaker 6: And it's called Paper boarders, and you know, I get.
- 1:08:20Speaker 7: I get a lot of questions.
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: I get a lot of questions. Sometimes I'm on the
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: street and we get a lot of questions on the street.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: How you there?
- 1:08:30Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, sir, I have a question for you.
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: Yes, I see you're watching amazing television on your wrist.
- 1:08:37Speaker 7: Can I watch that same show on my phone?
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: No?
- 1:08:42Speaker 7: And that's the difference.
- 1:08:44Speaker 6: So imagine this. I'm working on the street. I'm working,
- 1:08:46Speaker 6: I'm walking. I'm walking and walking. Babe, Hey i'm driving.
- 1:08:49Speaker 6: Here hete drawing hot dogs.
- 1:08:52Speaker 7: Get your hot dogs.
- 1:08:53Speaker 6: Okay, I'm not angry for hot dogs. My wife is
- 1:08:55Speaker 6: in a hat. Forget about that. My wife isn't a hat.
- 1:08:59Speaker 6: I say, look over at my wife. I look at
- 1:09:02Speaker 6: You're not my wife, but you pretend your mind of course,
- 1:09:07Speaker 6: on your fucking little watch.
- 1:09:10Speaker 7: What my watching?
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: It's my new favorite show by Anthony from the Queer
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: Guys Boys, and it's him.
- 1:09:19Speaker 6: And then I say, hey, oh a watch that too,
- 1:09:22Speaker 6: And we do something we call it the clock a
- 1:09:24Speaker 6: link and I slammed my watch on her watch, and
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: all of a sudden.
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: Yes, it's like a QR code. The day that we
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: figured that out, the day that we figured that out.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: It was a huge day for us.
- 1:09:37Speaker 6: We created the most spreadable content.
- 1:09:41Speaker 3: We were so proud of ourselves. We doubled our adderall prescriptions.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: It was amazing, It was fantastic.
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: Here's my last and final pitch for you viewers. You
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: may be watching a good show on your watch and
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: someone does ask you what time it is? How oh,
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: can you watch TV and know what time it is
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: at the same time? During our TV shows, you can
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: ask any single character on the screen what time it
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: is and they will tell you.
- 1:10:09Speaker 6: So it is a functioning.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Yes, it's amazing. This technology is amazing. You tap your screen,
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: it comes up with a thing, and you ask a
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: character in the show what time it is and they
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: answer with the answer.
- 1:10:22Speaker 7: It was the most expensive thing you've ever filmed.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: We we shot a show with Chance the Rapper hosting
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: showing people this house, and we had to do a
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: million takes of Chance saying every possible time, it could
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: be any time, every.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: Possible checkpoint because we have checkpoints every two seconds in
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: the show.
- 1:10:40Speaker 7: So if you ask what time is it and.
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: It's eleven fifty seven, sometimes you have to wait like
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: two seconds for Adam Sandler to then turn to the
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: camera and say it's eleven fifty seven and then turned
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: back to the scene.
- 1:10:50Speaker 7: That is NASA level technology.
- 1:10:53Speaker 6: For a chance, the rapper's house to it. We shot with
- 1:10:55Speaker 6: him maybe thirty minutes, right, We shot thirty minutes and
- 1:10:58Speaker 6: him walking around, and then we shot maybe four or
- 1:11:00Speaker 6: five weeks of him saying every single minute of every
- 1:11:03Speaker 6: single hour.
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: Well, that's why we had We had two crews. We
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: had camera uh crew A and B. Right, every show
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: had two units clock crew.
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: Yeah, a team, A easy job, nightmare.
- 1:11:18Speaker 7: Let me we have to hire psychiatrists, Yes, we did.
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: It was almost like active combat for those people.
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: The cinematographers we got for Unit A for the Adam
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: Sandler's show, it's beautiful shots. But the clock show, the
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: clock dps, it's just straight shot locked the camera of
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: the down.
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: And that was also a very interesting thing where a
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: little comp You know, when you're building a new app,
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: you run into a couple of complications. One of the
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: biggest complications I say we'd have was the dimensions of
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: an eye watch. It is not a good dimension. It's
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: two by two basically, course, of course, one inch by
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: one inch. It's square. It's awful. So we had to
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: kind of put these We got these really lovely Alexas
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: and Ari's the highest cameras you could pay for, and
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: then we'd put little boxes on them to limit how
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: much you could get, just so it looks like a
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: watch so right.
- 1:12:11Speaker 6: And imagine, you know, comedy I always like to say
- 1:12:14Speaker 6: my favorite thing is comedy is in the wide shot. Yeah.
- 1:12:17Speaker 6: I like to really hit a big white shot crazy
- 1:12:20Speaker 6: a British guy.
- 1:12:21Speaker 7: It's very funny when they're very far away from me.
- 1:12:24Speaker 6: We had we we were really proud of ourselves. We
- 1:12:27Speaker 6: got mister Being himself Rowan Atkinson to revive mister Be Mister.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: One of the biggest shows on Cockett and mister Bean
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: in this one talks the whole kind.
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: There is no physical comedy whatsoever. Because we thought it's
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: twenty twenty two. What would mister Bean be doing now.
- 1:12:44Speaker 6: It's twenty twenty two. We cannot silence to Be.
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: We cannot silence He's been silence for way too long,
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: for way too long.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: When you walk that into the pitch room and you
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: said what you just said.
- 1:12:54Speaker 6: Well, we cannot silence with to Being. It's twenty twenty two.
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: I said, here's my Inharenton's take it, put it on
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: the clock and give it to Babel.
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: And I got a hand into because we took this
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: to every venture capitalist down and they all.
- 1:13:07Speaker 7: Said something to the degree of no.
- 1:13:11Speaker 3: Or ha ha ha yeah ha ha ha haaa directed
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: at us, not with us.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: But you too. You had the bravery, the audacity.
- 1:13:19Speaker 7: You had the kahunahs.
- 1:13:21Speaker 6: Oh god, I don't have bowls.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: I'm a woman, bunny woman, a very funny woman.
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: My family's estate. They tried so hot to keep my
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: money from me as long as possible.
- 1:13:38Speaker 7: They knew come from a line.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: Of war war criminals.
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: Yes, weapons manufacturing all of the weapons, and they knew
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: when they gave the money to me, it'd be like
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: money in the butterfinger hands and just fly up and
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: fit the ground.
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: Yeah. I knew classic British phrase you always say, are.
- 1:13:59Speaker 2: In the hands, And I knew that I was different
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: than my family. They used money for what productivity? Guns?
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: War?
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: I think not. I think let's give mister Bean a
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: voice a.
- 1:14:13Speaker 10: Different kind of war.
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: Yes, I am streaming wars, Yes, brutal talk about all
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: experiences because we all come from different streaming work right, Yes, Yes,
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: because I remember I gave about five thousand dollars to
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: Hulu and I never saw that again.
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: You gave five thousand dollars to them. Was that an
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: investment or a subscription?
- 1:14:32Speaker 7: Five thousand dollars.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Billionaires? Was that the subscription? Or was that just a
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: generous donation? Was that a PBS type of thing where
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: you just wanted to support them?
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: Again, I have goot the fingers. I don't know what
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: to do with my money, and I thought, let me
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: just mail them five thousand dollars. Maybe they'll use it
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: for something good. I never saw that money again.
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: What were you expecting to see? We expected to see
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: that money again.
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: I thought the company would grow well.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: So I came from another you know, like I think
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: we all came from different streaming platforms. I came from
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: the twigs uh streaming platform. TwixT Chocolate was trying to
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: launch this beautiful, beautiful idea of it was gorgeous, it
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: was dramatic.
- 1:15:17Speaker 7: It was gory, and you know, in theory, it was beautiful.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: It was sexy. Yes, it was very getty villa vibe.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: It was so good.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: A water park, you know. Yeah, it was so sexy.
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: Everybody in bathing suits and you can ride a ride,
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: but you can also see historic Greek art. That's what
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: it felt like to be in that room, to be
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: on that thing.
- 1:15:40Speaker 6: But it was a room.
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So the idea was we stream one room.
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: It was the entire time, and if you bought enough Twixes,
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: you could get entrance into the room.
- 1:15:53Speaker 6: That's all these streaming services, right, they think they're making
- 1:15:56Speaker 6: something completely brand new, and it's all accidentally. We built
- 1:15:59Speaker 6: a feed.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, we'll.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: Say we made the gifting play.
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: Netflix thinks they're so original. I you guys know, I
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: came from Netflix. I was the town dunce at Netflix
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: was responsible for.
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: I can't believe that at all. I remember you.
- 1:16:21Speaker 7: Walked into the pretty straight laced.
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: God, right, you want straight laced to a tea?
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: But you should have seen me in Netflix. I had
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: a traffic cone on my head and they paid me
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: to sort of walk around in circles so sort of
- 1:16:32Speaker 3: act like a juggling buffoon. I could never juggle. They said,
- 1:16:36Speaker 3: don't learn to juggle, but keep juggling. Does that make sense?
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: YEAHS like, yes, that's right. And you I always thought
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: it was so devastating because you had such good show
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: pitches that Netflix turned down and that now clock it
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: has I'm so pumped.
- 1:16:54Speaker 3: I'm so excited and I cannot believe that that Netflix
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: turned this down.
- 1:17:00Speaker 7: Yes, but cooling off with Jennifer.
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: Coolidge, it's genius.
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: Where she takes dry ice and she puts it in
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: places you would never think.
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: It's crazy where this woman puts dry ice.
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: And could you imagine watching her put dry ice in
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: her kudah and then asking her what time is it?
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: And she looks at you and she said four forty five.
- 1:17:24Speaker 6: You're that anyone else?
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: And it was awful to film that. It was awful.
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: Jennifer Coolidge struggled through that whole thing. Dry ice burns.
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: What about that show that you brought over from Netflix
- 1:17:34Speaker 2: that they ripped you off, by the way, is.
- 1:17:35Speaker 7: It Crab oh Crab?
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: Yeah, that was Downton Abbey and then we rebooted it
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: as Crab on Clocket, right, so it's.
- 1:17:46Speaker 7: It's basically they ripped this off from me completely.
- 1:17:49Speaker 3: When I saw Downton Abbey on the screen, I got
- 1:17:51Speaker 3: so mad because that is so much like our show,
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: but a little crab who learns to read?
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: But I loved Yes, it was devastating.
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: Shot this same vibe, not the same words, not the
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: same characters, but the.
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: Vibe but on Clockett voiced by Seth McFarland.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: Hilarious, so many voices you're talking.
- 1:18:09Speaker 6: About right now. That's very similar to the streaming service
- 1:18:12Speaker 6: that I was at before this, right, I worked at
- 1:18:15Speaker 6: a very small British streaming service that only showed British
- 1:18:18Speaker 6: dramas and British crime shows. It was called Niblington, and
- 1:18:23Speaker 6: Niblington was, to be honest, the most boring experience of
- 1:18:26Speaker 6: my entire life.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a lot.
- 1:18:28Speaker 6: Of shows called Midwinter Crimes, Doctor Professor's Curious Little Night
- 1:18:34Speaker 6: of Mischief.
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: You guys have series of the history of different different castles.
- 1:18:40Speaker 6: Right, yes, a history of castles called Knights and Knaves.
- 1:18:44Speaker 6: It was really awful. I read an.
- 1:18:46Speaker 7: Article about that.
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: They surveyed one hundred retirement homeworkers and they said that
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: that was the number one streaming service on at the
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: time of death, when many real guys, yes.
- 1:18:55Speaker 6: There's they actually started trying to as well as someone
- 1:18:59Speaker 6: tried to come to arrestume a detective tract to arrest
- 1:19:02Speaker 6: me for killing uh, lots and lots of old people.
- 1:19:09Speaker 6: Correlation really circumstantial, you know, just because they died during
- 1:19:13Speaker 6: Missus Vannywiggs brand new proposal.
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: Not mean.
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: Or to death. But I will say I love brand
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: new Missus Fennywigs brand new proposal. She had so many and.
- 1:19:27Speaker 6: She was incredible, right.
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: And I loved it. It was both her being proposed
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: to and her proposing things at work. I thought it
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: was a genius.
- 1:19:34Speaker 6: She is an incredible British actress. She you've probably seen
- 1:19:36Speaker 6: her before, you don't even remember. She was in Harry Potter.
- 1:19:41Speaker 6: She played all of the little gremlins in Gringos, covered
- 1:19:44Speaker 6: in makeup was her name was? Her name was debor
- 1:19:47Speaker 6: Riah zon b And she was wonderful.
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: That's credible.
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: This is and I will fox for the agent, by.
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: The way, a very funny woman. I will say, by
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: the way, for nouns we do. I booked, you got her.
- 1:20:04Speaker 6: You got to babies to babies and she is going
- 1:20:08Speaker 6: to be showing everybody, oh the babies that she finds.
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: Yeah, she does that as a charity work. She goes
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: around finding babies, right, Yes.
- 1:20:17Speaker 6: She finds missing babies.
- 1:20:19Speaker 7: Okay, and then what does she do with them again?
- 1:20:21Speaker 6: She she just kind of bats them on the.
- 1:20:24Speaker 16: Back and.
- 1:20:26Speaker 8: She gives them incredible.
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: Let's talk about sleep mode, that you can put the
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: watch on sleep mode and there are shows that you
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: can just that aren't excited.
- 1:20:36Speaker 6: We have to tell everyone about sleep.
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: Oh I love sleep. It's a whole different slate. You
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: can put the watch in sleep mode and you get nighttime,
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: sleepy time shows that can put you to sleep. My
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: one of my favorite shows that we have is Harry
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: Styles reading books. I think it's a genius idea. He's
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: so sexy. He reminds me a lot of the Twigs
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: show that I was at. He is just so sexy
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: with his voice and he just reads you these lullabies,
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: these nice stories. God was expensive, Yeah, he was so expensive,
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: but like spare no cost, spare no cost, you know.
- 1:21:11Speaker 6: But you also have one which is called time a
- 1:21:14Speaker 6: different way where we have different actors coming on and
- 1:21:18Speaker 6: instead of talking about the clock and reading it in
- 1:21:21Speaker 6: a chronological aura, they just say time in different times
- 1:21:25Speaker 6: out of the blue.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: Yeah, and lots of quotes about time really redefines what
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: time is right.
- 1:21:31Speaker 6: It's a lot of like, oh, oh you know it's
- 1:21:33Speaker 6: four thirty five, Now it's six twenty four.
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: Jeremy Irons. Yeah, Jeremy Iron's reading of seven to twenty three,
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: am oh change the game for me.
- 1:21:43Speaker 6: Absolutely kills all.
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: Over my body to my toes.
- 1:21:47Speaker 6: Absolutely, absolutely mental, amazing.
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: Yeah, so sleep Mode is wonderful. We're so excited to
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: show it. Basically, what happens if you're in the middle
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: of any show, you can turn on sleep Mode and
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: that show will become also a sleepy Time version of
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: that show.
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: But what happens is it's like you're watching Adam Sandler's
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: standing right, yeah, and snd it down, turn to send
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: it down, and you'll turn on sleep Mode.
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: Hey, Tims, that's a great Adam sailor.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: But his noise its distorted.
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: Crew.
- 1:22:16Speaker 7: Yeah, we had a third crew. Is the sleep crew?
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: Where that was when the actors would do the exact
- 1:22:22Speaker 3: same scene.
- 1:22:23Speaker 7: Yes, but on lots of night will Yes.
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: So first unit was content, second unit time, third unit
- 1:22:29Speaker 2: sleepy mode.
- 1:22:30Speaker 6: Should talk about the fourth unit of the Compass Yes, yes,
- 1:22:35Speaker 6: is my favorite. It's my credit.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: Oh God, Compass.
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: You the head of Funny Time up with this idea.
- 1:22:43Speaker 6: Man of comedy and also came up of Compass Mode.
- 1:22:46Speaker 6: It's my favorite one. It's my favorite. Tell Us tell
- 1:22:49Speaker 6: Us tell them compass mode is something entirely different. What
- 1:22:55Speaker 6: happens is everything is related to where you're going. So
- 1:22:59Speaker 6: if you start walking in a certain direction, it changes
- 1:23:02Speaker 6: the emotion of the character in the scene. So North is.
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: Happy, West is sad, yes, God.
- 1:23:11Speaker 6: Of course hungry, and East its confused.
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: And these are we pulled from ancient Greek theater, which
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: is trained that North is always happy and West is
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: always sad.
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: True South comedy.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: South is South is hungry.
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: Not only does a compass mode have been culture?
- 1:23:30Speaker 7: South is storbing?
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: Wow?
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: What culture is that? Idaho? Wow? I will say just
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: I know this is off topic, but the Idaho culture
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: so rich.
- 1:23:43Speaker 7: It's rich.
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: It's rich, rich, rich culture.
- 1:23:46Speaker 6: You brought off and talked to us a lot about
- 1:23:48Speaker 6: the Idaho. Yeah, you tell us a lot about it.
- 1:23:50Speaker 6: And I'm always I did not know so rich and
- 1:23:53Speaker 6: ignorant rich.
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: A lot of people don't know a lot of people
- 1:23:56Speaker 3: don't know that we have our own holidays. We have
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: our version of Christmas last six months.
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: That is why I take so many vacations.
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: Every day.
- 1:24:08Speaker 7: Santa comes every night?
- 1:24:10Speaker 6: Wow?
- 1:24:10Speaker 7: Only an Idaho.
- 1:24:11Speaker 16: Wow?
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: And I mean I don't.
- 1:24:13Speaker 7: Know why people haven't appropriated this yet because it.
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: Is you want people to appropriate it.
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:24:18Speaker 7: Yes, Idaho culture is all about sharing.
- 1:24:22Speaker 6: You know. In the UK we say Happy Christmas, Merry Christmas.
- 1:24:26Speaker 6: Do they say something different? In Idaho?
- 1:24:28Speaker 7: We say howdy?
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: Duty is Christmas?
- 1:24:31Speaker 20: Again?
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: It's so different to the culture.
- 1:24:34Speaker 7: The culture is so different. I'm so sorry I cut
- 1:24:36Speaker 7: you off earlier.
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: We were talking about I was talking about and I'll say,
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: what was so different about Compass mode than all the
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: other modes is that we needed separate writers rooms for
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: each show, depending on what direction you're going in. Right,
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: So just say.
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: Say really quickly, we have so much money, so much
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: your family uh illegally took over Angola and that was
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: a huge thing for you, right.
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: And they knew when I tend a certain age that's
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: so much money would go into the wrong hands, butterfinger hands,
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: if you will.
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: And did they know I would make quite a beautiful
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: sculpture like I would clock it?
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: Have your parents talked to you about it at all?
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: Are they interested in Clockett? Like it?
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: So they they refuse to see it, okay, because if
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: it's not a gun, they don't want to talk about it, okay. Unfortunately,
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: but one day. One day, I will get my parents approved.
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: They won't even have a choice clocket. We've made a
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: deal with every watch company that clock it will at
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: least have to play for the first fifteen hours that
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: we launch on your watch.
- 1:25:38Speaker 6: It's going to be global. It's going to take over
- 1:25:40Speaker 6: every single watch.
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: Oh, let's talk about the Grand Weekend. Where weekend?
- 1:25:48Speaker 14: This coming weekend, This weekend.
- 1:25:52Speaker 3: We are going to change the trajectory of planet Earth itself.
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: It's a massive but what's got and go?
- 1:25:59Speaker 6: What is this this weekend? Look to your wrist, you know.
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: When you are driving along and sometimes you'll hear an
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: amber alert and somebody else will have that. Imagine amber
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: alert is going off everywhere for a full scripted content,
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: except it's.
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: Judy Dench's news show Judy, Judy, Judy, Time for more Judy.
- 1:26:20Speaker 3: Something that barely fits on the watch, but we bought
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: for it.
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: It's gonna be amazing when every single watch goes off
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: at the same time with Judy Dench's intro to the
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: show Judy, Judy, Judy, It's time for more Judy.
- 1:26:36Speaker 7: That's Grand Weekend for you.
- 1:26:37Speaker 6: Can we announce to the sound she's doing Yes, No,
- 1:26:40Speaker 6: she's doing a big sound to get your attention. Everyone's
- 1:26:43Speaker 6: gonna hear the same sound. Is it okay to announce
- 1:26:46Speaker 6: the sound?
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:26:52Speaker 7: Sound with her mouth.
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: Yeah. Dame Judy Dench kills this sound.
- 1:26:55Speaker 3: We're also doing because we're doing a grand weekend starts
- 1:26:59Speaker 3: at three thirty three pm.
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: New York time, which is I know it's gonna be
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: a little Incovenia for the rest of the world.
- 1:27:08Speaker 7: Who we want to end that's you know, because time.
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: Zones are so different.
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: Time zose have been a huge obstacle for us.
- 1:27:15Speaker 6: Or that works for everybody. You're sorry you tell me?
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: Are you saying we say my family put a gun
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: to my head. Find it times when it works for
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: everybody that isn't.
- 1:27:27Speaker 3: I can only imagine the zoom meetings coordination your family
- 1:27:30Speaker 3: must go through.
- 1:27:32Speaker 7: I want to be in a fly on the wall
- 1:27:34Speaker 7: of that email. I'd laugh my hardest laugh out loud.
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: And you're a.
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: Dunt So it's gonna be tough. You know, some people
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: you know in China, Australia gonna be more like three
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: am or four thirty am, which we're paying it back.
- 1:27:52Speaker 3: We're gonna do three thirty three pm Australian time. So
- 1:27:56Speaker 3: all the New Yorkers are gonna get a woken by Maggie.
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: Maggie Maggie Smith in the Yes, Maggie chill and Hall
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: and Maggie Smith are doing a double show called Maggie's
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: on Maggie's and where they talk about everything to their
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: sound won't Yeah, yeah, well will their sound Maggie Maggie
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: jill In Hall goes and Maggie Smith goes, well, I never.
- 1:28:22Speaker 2: When I gave you, guys forty eight billion dollars, I said,
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: please just do something with my favorite actress, Magic Maggie
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: chill and All.
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: You were obsess with Maggie chill and all. What's your
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: favorite mag Maggie chill In Hall movie.
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: Manchester about the Sea?
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, she's great. Sure, dark one.
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about the sound. That's Selena Gomezzy Yes.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: Well, yes, talk about the slate. Let's talk about the.
- 1:28:47Speaker 6: Slates, talk about well, that's that's a new show, the Sounds,
- 1:28:51Speaker 6: no show. He's not doing a sound.
- 1:28:55Speaker 7: She will never do.
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: It's our idea is it's a four episode mini series
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: about Selena Gomez working up the courage to find the
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: sound that she does.
- 1:29:08Speaker 6: And it's a game show.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: It's a game show. It's we're trying to do this
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: first thing ever, a dramatic game show.
- 1:29:15Speaker 6: Dramatic game show where if you can figure out what
- 1:29:17Speaker 6: she's about to sing before she sings it, you'll get
- 1:29:20Speaker 6: to become her. And we have a very fun costume,
- 1:29:25Speaker 6: a big wig we put on you. And then we
- 1:29:27Speaker 6: get to New Selena, which is cheaper if we do
- 1:29:30Speaker 6: in later seasons.
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but four episode mini series, so we're hoping
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: somebody gets the sound maybe episode one hour, episode two.
- 1:29:36Speaker 6: And let's talk about also how the timing of the
- 1:29:39Speaker 6: show is not a normal show, right, you can't watch
- 1:29:43Speaker 6: hour long show on your watch.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: That's silly.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, gross, All.
- 1:29:48Speaker 6: Of our shows are four to five hours.
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: Yes, all of our shows are four to five hours,
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: and all of our movies are eight.
- 1:29:54Speaker 7: With Quibbi, we talk a lot about it's tough.
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: It's tough to.
- 1:29:57Speaker 3: Start a new streaming service because Quibbi did what it did.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it lost a lot of like promise and company,
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: a lot of trust.
- 1:30:05Speaker 3: The vcs don't even want to touch anything anywhere close.
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: To it, and it's so sad.
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: It's so sad.
- 1:30:11Speaker 3: The problem with Quibi was that nobody wants to watch
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: a ten minute episode.
- 1:30:16Speaker 7: That's absurd, that's way too.
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: Shorty, get in that car and drive it the other way.
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: Yes, they like to be honest, and I've got a
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: lot of friends of Quibi. I've got a ton of
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: friends of Quibi. I've got so many friends of Quibi.
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: But they don't know time like we do. We are
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: a watch company. We understand the importance of time and
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: what's the best time? A long one?
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to be able to leave and not
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: miss a single thing because I have to live your life.
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: We are not asking the fact that we are bringing
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: people's TVs to the hands. It's not saying we want
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: you to go to your couch. We want your couch
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: to go to you.
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: We wanted to be accessible and this is the TV.
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: To be convenient, easy and like a wet blankets just
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: in the back, and this is what we want.
- 1:30:59Speaker 1: To I also maybe it's important to say that our
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: app doesn't work like Netflix where you can just select
- 1:31:04Speaker 1: a show. It's like a TV channel where it just
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: plays the show sequentially anytime you get So we have
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: to figure out how do we write the shows, So
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: where if somebody misses thirty minutes to an hour, how
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: does it feel like they didn't really miss anything?
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:31:20Speaker 6: You know? I think goes fack to all that in
- 1:31:22Speaker 6: if they if they missed yesterday, how do they get today? Also,
- 1:31:25Speaker 6: they're walking south, so all the characters are hungry. Doesn't
- 1:31:28Speaker 6: change what's going on. And then they want to know
- 1:31:30Speaker 6: what time and so they stop and yeah, and you know.
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: And that's the thing it's like, and that's what I think,
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: that's what we're so excited about, is for somebody to
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: look down at their watch and go, what the time
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: is it? Press Adam Sandler goes, oh, it's four thirty,
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: and they go, oh, my gosh, I've been missing. Sandler
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: sands it, you know.
- 1:31:48Speaker 2: And don't worry just because it's an it's like a
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: TV guide where it's just like a lot of TV
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: over and over again. There still is a home screen
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: like Roku City. We have Clocket's Cottage, Yes, yes, yes,
- 1:32:00Speaker 2: so when you turn it off you'll see the cottage.
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: Cottage so many you get to find.
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: It's just like Disneyland where we have our little cartoon
- 1:32:11Speaker 3: guy who's the clocky.
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: Clocky Mouse Colocky Mouse, Walky mouse.
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: And you have to find all the hidden Clockee mouses
- 1:32:19Speaker 3: within Colocky's cottage.
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: I say, I will say it's tough. It's tough. The
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: watch already is very small, so these Colockee mouses are
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: a pixel maybe four.
- 1:32:30Speaker 6: And if you zoom in it does get Grady's very grady.
- 1:32:33Speaker 6: It's not clear.
- 1:32:34Speaker 2: Have you tried to zoom in on a clock.
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: We didn't hire anybody that knew how to do that,
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: so that's if you know anybody.
- 1:32:40Speaker 6: It's just sherries on top. Really, you're lucky. We've got it.
- 1:32:45Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: We're just giving you extracise.
- 1:32:47Speaker 6: It's amazing.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: We are so excited.
- 1:32:51Speaker 2: We are excited.
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: We are so excited about everything Clocket and are slate
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: And now maybe we should just mention some safety things
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: that we legally have to bring up. That this product
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: is safe. It's so safe, it's the safest.
- 1:33:08Speaker 3: We have a whole committee of safety scientists hand picked
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: from Harvard, MIT and Calseate Fullerton, and they have been
- 1:33:16Speaker 3: working day in, day out to make sure this is safe.
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: Yes, they went to safety scientists school. They're so safe.
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: They're beautiful.
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: Biggle is in charge of our walking tests where we
- 1:33:28Speaker 2: have a crash room, kind of like in those CO
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: commercials where we have people walking watching TV and we
- 1:33:35Speaker 2: put stuff.
- 1:33:38Speaker 3: Yes, we do a lot of like construction workers holding
- 1:33:41Speaker 3: glass panes. They're walking in front of you, and I'll
- 1:33:43Speaker 3: tell you a lot of people walk into them.
- 1:33:46Speaker 2: So we have to design.
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: So we have We've designed a little safety feature that
- 1:33:50Speaker 1: if you are watching and looking down at your watch,
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: we have added a motion detection. We've used the inherent
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: motion detection part of the app to let you know, wait, wait,
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: you're about to hit a tree. Wait, wait, you're I
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: give a lot of money for this. Forty eight billion
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: dollars is not enough.
- 1:34:08Speaker 3: Our fifth unit, our fifth unit, of course, was responsible
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: for Adam Sandler reading off literally every single obstacle that
- 1:34:16Speaker 3: a man or woman could put encounter in their lives.
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: Yes, so we wanted We thought it would be fun.
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: You know, we were originally just going to do a
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: little alert sign some other voices gonna come on. But
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: then you had the great pitch giggling of why not
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: just make him fucking do it? You know why, we're
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: already getting him in this room.
- 1:34:33Speaker 6: We want to give a shout out to all of
- 1:34:35Speaker 6: our talent who was so game or.
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: So into it since the Rapper, Adam Sandler, j Dame
- 1:34:42Speaker 2: Judy Den.
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: James Gordon, his late another late night show.
- 1:34:46Speaker 7: The Property Brother, Sydney Sweeney, Mister.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: Metts, Keanu Reeves.
- 1:34:55Speaker 6: I have to watch Mister Metts, the big old bise ballheads.
- 1:35:00Speaker 6: It's talks menstruation, it's about.
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: Yes, it's such a beautiful show.
- 1:35:07Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:35:08Speaker 7: I wish when I.
- 1:35:09Speaker 3: Was a little girl, maybe I had a baseball they
- 1:35:12Speaker 3: could tell me why I was bleeding?
- 1:35:13Speaker 7: Yes, are you kind of wish that for me? And
- 1:35:16Speaker 7: so I'm so glad that no little girls will suffer
- 1:35:18Speaker 7: like that anymore.
- 1:35:19Speaker 2: And Kie and I said, all be down in all
- 1:35:21Speaker 2: one of our conference rooms and we said, if this
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: isn't hooked up to the menstruation cycle, were out. There
- 1:35:27Speaker 2: was a moment.
- 1:35:28Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's why every single show is hooked up
- 1:35:30Speaker 3: to a twenty eight day cycle.
- 1:35:32Speaker 6: There's a six demonstration.
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: So every twenty eighth day, at eleven forty two, the
- 1:35:42Speaker 1: Mets logo comes on and teaches girls and the world
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: because again, you cannot skip this, you cannot skip this.
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: And I think that's one of the most beautiful things
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: that in the room. You turn the volume down. No,
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: you cannot, We've overad the But I thought it was
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: so beautiful when when you when you brought up the
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: menstruation thing to try to get every woman on this
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: same twenty eight day cycle with a.
- 1:36:08Speaker 3: Watch subliminal messaging where it does actually activate the mensis. Yes,
- 1:36:13Speaker 3: so that every woman in the world ovulates at the
- 1:36:16Speaker 3: same time.
- 1:36:17Speaker 2: And when I when I inherited forty eight billion dollars,
- 1:36:19Speaker 2: I thought, what do I want to do with this?
- 1:36:21Speaker 2: I want to change the world, but also I want
- 1:36:22Speaker 2: to be really silly.
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I first.
- 1:36:26Speaker 2: Accomplished that by meeting with you guys and got really silly.
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: And we all we luckily all met doing karaoke because
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: we worked at different places, worked the karaoke circuit. For yes,
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: we worked, we worked the karaoke we.
- 1:36:37Speaker 6: Worked together, but actually we were just all competing for
- 1:36:40Speaker 6: that one hundred dollars.
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: These a big.
- 1:36:44Speaker 7: Karaoke circuit knows each other. Mister island in the stream.
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: Yes, yes, poor Joline. I hit Joline. I kill it
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: every time.
- 1:36:54Speaker 6: You may be right, I may be crazy, yeah yeah.
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
- 1:36:59Speaker 6: I want to mention the other safety features we have
- 1:37:02Speaker 6: on this little dudead which you get with the subscription.
- 1:37:07Speaker 6: We send you this as well. We send you a
- 1:37:10Speaker 6: little watch of emits you can put in between your
- 1:37:14Speaker 6: wrist and the watch.
- 1:37:15Speaker 2: Yeah, it simply gets so.
- 1:37:21Speaker 13: On.
- 1:37:22Speaker 1: It's on twenty four hours. Once the grand weekend happens,
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: it doesn't shut off.
- 1:37:27Speaker 7: Let me tell you something.
- 1:37:27Speaker 2: For the grand weekend, we are giving out so many
- 1:37:30Speaker 2: fun coozies for under the watch. We have so many
- 1:37:34Speaker 2: made well made line of dandom ones that go under
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: the watch.
- 1:37:38Speaker 6: One that looks like a little show.
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: Yes, and you can put charms on.
- 1:37:42Speaker 3: Please have coozies have a shelf life of six days,
- 1:37:45Speaker 3: so you can buy new ones constantly.
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: Yes, a new time.
- 1:37:53Speaker 7: Sorry.
- 1:37:53Speaker 3: There is also a gas that comes through yes the watch,
- 1:37:57Speaker 3: that you should be aware of, so we do make
- 1:37:59Speaker 3: tiny gas masks that you have to switch out once
- 1:38:02Speaker 3: every twenty eight days. At the beginning of your mensies,
- 1:38:05Speaker 3: you switch out your gas.
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: Another big thing is that watch already captures a lot
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: of health data, so are luckily our shows will let
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: you know how you're doing, if you're bleeding, if you've
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: been stabbed, if you're having a heart attack. You'll hear
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: that you're having a heart attack from Dame Judy Dench.
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: If you capture at the right time, and then we're
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: just eleven.
- 1:38:26Speaker 3: If you have a time, if you had a heart
- 1:38:28Speaker 3: attack at any other time, you're fucked.
- 1:38:30Speaker 7: You're fucked.
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: But I also want to talk about our partnership that
- 1:38:33Speaker 2: we recently could talk about probably for the Grand Weekend
- 1:38:35Speaker 2: with Oh yeah, ARII. You know when you go on
- 1:38:37Speaker 2: hiking trips with a backpack, you have a straw from
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: a water bottle. Now you can stick the straw into
- 1:38:44Speaker 2: the watch and get water.
- 1:38:46Speaker 6: Camel back, it's a camel back watch.
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: It's a camel back very excited.
- 1:38:49Speaker 3: Yeah, so we fit all that water in there? The
- 1:38:51Speaker 3: answer is we don't. There is one drop of water.
- 1:38:54Speaker 3: It's meant to be used in emergency.
- 1:38:55Speaker 6: Big loose sack too.
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: On the side of ari I was very upset. They
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: felt swindled, they felt trick. But what we what do
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: we call that a joke? A goof in it.
- 1:39:04Speaker 7: With call it?
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: And I think what needs to happen with these big
- 1:39:08Speaker 2: companies and these streamings about time, is it's time to
- 1:39:11Speaker 2: make this lighter and sillier. Yeah, I mean, like, let's
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: just it's I don't know, the Hulu, the Apple TVs.
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: The Netflix.
- 1:39:20Speaker 2: It's just getting so heavy. Yes, I just want to
- 1:39:24Speaker 2: Adam Sandler to send some sand and tell me I'm
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: on my period.
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: Yes, And that's what's sanding it down with an Sandler.
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: He's actually sanding sand, not wood, not granted, He's sanding
- 1:39:35Speaker 1: down sand and he's so confused how it doesn't work.
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: I'm so excited for the world to see it. I'm
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: excited for Grand Weekend.
- 1:39:44Speaker 3: And you can be a part of the conversation too,
- 1:39:47Speaker 3: Grand Weekend. Use the hashtag how do I grand this weekend?
- 1:39:54Speaker 7: Send a picture of yourself, email it to us, Email
- 1:39:57Speaker 7: to us, join the conversation.
- 1:39:59Speaker 6: We don't have on Twitter, we don't have a Facebook.
- 1:40:01Speaker 6: We only have an email. But get on our mailing list.
- 1:40:05Speaker 7: Email us these our paper mailing list.
- 1:40:08Speaker 2: On paper mailing list. We love those letters absolutely.
- 1:40:13Speaker 7: So just keep joining the conversation.
- 1:40:14Speaker 1: It's a big conversation.
- 1:40:16Speaker 2: It's a big conversation.
- 1:40:17Speaker 7: It's going to last forty eight hours.
- 1:40:19Speaker 1: And then remember the hashtag is how do I grand
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: this weekend? Or if you mispronounce it, how doy grandy
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: grand it his weekend?
- 1:40:31Speaker 6: And look forward to this. Everyone, please look forward to it.
- 1:40:34Speaker 6: I'm begging you.
- 1:40:35Speaker 2: You know what, even if you forget, I hope you
- 1:40:38Speaker 2: kind of forget, because I hope Judy Dench scares the
- 1:40:41Speaker 2: shit out of you at three.
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: Especially if you're located in your up hoar Asia, especially.
- 1:40:46Speaker 3: Then, especially then we have just a little bit of
- 1:40:49Speaker 3: time left. I would love to know. This is a
- 1:40:51Speaker 3: fun question for the crew. How much money does everyone.
- 1:40:53Speaker 1: Have right now? You have one?
- 1:40:55Speaker 2: I used to have forty eight billion dollars and now
- 1:40:58Speaker 2: I have twelve grand.
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: That's great, that's great.
- 1:41:02Speaker 6: I have four one hundred dollars in savings, and I
- 1:41:05Speaker 6: have three one hundred and twenty thousand dollars in credit corddit.
- 1:41:11Speaker 3: I have thirteen dollars in property, but four thousand dollars
- 1:41:19Speaker 3: in liquid cash.
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: Oh that's great. I used to have one point six
- 1:41:24Speaker 1: million dollars in NFTs, but now I owe four million
- 1:41:29Speaker 1: dollars in NFTs.
- 1:41:30Speaker 7: You guys in NFTs.
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: I'm big in NFTs.
- 1:41:34Speaker 7: Is another thing we were We wanted to die.
- 1:41:36Speaker 1: I wanted to add NFTs. I wanted to be with
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: the apes. I've tried. They're all actually chimpanzees. It's a
- 1:41:43Speaker 1: mess in that office.
- 1:41:44Speaker 2: Well, it's because they don't have a menstruation cycle. Yes, yes,
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: I don't want to.
- 1:41:49Speaker 3: I don't want to get to ahead of ourselves. But
- 1:41:51Speaker 3: we are in a year Grand. This is for Grand
- 1:41:54Speaker 3: Grand Weekend. This will occur when everything takes phase two.
- 1:41:59Speaker 2: If you will, you can't say much, but there will
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: be a Messiah.
- 1:42:06Speaker 7: But there will be a Messiah. We're planning a launching
- 1:42:09Speaker 7: game Messiah.
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: It's gonna be huge. Everybody's gonna be wearing a watch
- 1:42:12Speaker 1: and that's when they'll find the Messiah.
- 1:42:14Speaker 3: And then following the Messiah is a new type of
- 1:42:17Speaker 3: cryptocurrency that's going to be different than the rest.
- 1:42:22Speaker 7: Why because it's loud.
- 1:42:25Speaker 3: It's the only cryptocurrency that is measured in screams.
- 1:42:28Speaker 6: Yes, and if you're rich, everyone around you is deaf.
- 1:42:31Speaker 6: That's how it goes. The little coins in your watch
- 1:42:35Speaker 6: on your phone.
- 1:42:36Speaker 1: We're pumped. We're pumped. I can't wait and imagine all
- 1:42:39Speaker 1: the people sitting with their watch. I mean, you can
- 1:42:41Speaker 1: have people that are just normal people in the middle
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: of Indiana that get woken up. And you're gonna have
- 1:42:47Speaker 1: celebrities too, woken up in the middle of the night
- 1:42:50Speaker 1: by Judy Dench.
- 1:42:51Speaker 2: Every ting God I can't wait for the finale of
- 1:42:54Speaker 2: Grand Weekend. Will be will be closed out by a
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: poem spoken by Michelle Obama on your watch.
- 1:43:00Speaker 1: She and can we say the poem? Maybe?
- 1:43:02Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:43:03Speaker 1: You guys want to? Okay, I will. It's this beautiful
- 1:43:06Speaker 1: poem about time. And what she does is she stands
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: on this huge, beautiful stage and you can just see everything.
- 1:43:13Speaker 1: Unfortunately on the watch, she just looks tiny. She's about
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: seven pixels and we didn't put a mic close enough,
- 1:43:22Speaker 1: so it does sound like you're in the space, you know.
- 1:43:25Speaker 1: But she talks this beautiful poem about time, and it's
- 1:43:27Speaker 1: a roomy poem. Uh, and it goes time. It's of
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: the essence time. It's what you're running out of time?
- 1:43:38Speaker 1: Are you here? God? It's me.
- 1:43:42Speaker 6: Time's chick around Because after that we're going to be
- 1:43:44Speaker 6: playing off first episode of Giovanni Ribisi's rib Eats.
- 1:43:48Speaker 15: It's starting.
- 1:43:52Speaker 1: It is upon us, The time has come here. Ebody
- 1:43:58Speaker 1: run for the hills, been artists on, artists on artists
- 1:44:01Speaker 1: and artists answering the question. Now, that's why they call
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: it Hollywood. Good night, Jeremy, You're so good. Yeah, you
- 1:44:10Speaker 1: guys like my Geico commercial so and so you threw
- 1:44:14Speaker 1: that ball and you picked it up. So that's my
- 1:44:18Speaker 1: subway commercial with I've this is a little bit of art.
- 1:44:21Speaker 1: So I've shot so many, specifically subway commercials with Marshawn
- 1:44:25Speaker 1: Lynch that have never seen the light that day, we
- 1:44:28Speaker 1: watched them on the Patreon. We've watched the patre. Please
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: it really helps us. If you joined the Patriots, I
- 1:44:34Speaker 1: need you.
- 1:44:34Speaker 2: We do this stuff for you guys to enjoy for free,
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: So it'd go to that and give us like you're
- 1:44:39Speaker 2: the five dollars tiers really fun. The three dollars tiers
- 1:44:41Speaker 2: really fun.
- 1:44:41Speaker 1: And is awesome. Okay, yeah, this is another more recent
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: one or depending it could have been a year since
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: we've filmed this, and another episode where I'm crying the
- 1:44:53Speaker 1: whole time. It made me laugh so much. In the
- 1:44:56Speaker 1: Dynasty Walls we're talking euro Vision with Paul. That was wild.
- 1:45:05Speaker 1: I played this crazy Icelandic character and god, there was
- 1:45:10Speaker 1: a there was this, but also the Monster's lament, the
- 1:45:15Speaker 1: Goblins O.
- 1:45:17Speaker 7: My life, trying to sing Halloweens.
- 1:45:19Speaker 1: All Topkins, just nailing k really a lament like hearing
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: not really lament makes me cryby still to this day. Also,
- 1:45:33Speaker 1: but it's also.
- 1:45:37Speaker 2: Jeremy. You can't it's so funny right there makes me cry.
- 1:45:54Speaker 3: This episode is really fun Carry has a really good
- 1:45:57Speaker 3: song in there.
- 1:45:59Speaker 2: There's his he does.
- 1:46:02Speaker 1: This is Jor the Janitor from the Vatican and.
- 1:46:06Speaker 2: The Pops on Halloween.
- 1:46:07Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
- 1:46:08Speaker 4: I Also, to be clear, somebody said in the comments
- 1:46:10Speaker 4: of this there is an Icelandic artist named Dowdy Freud.
- 1:46:13Speaker 1: Did you know that?
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: No, doubting very similar.
- 1:46:17Speaker 1: It's very similar. It's different. I've looked into it. It's different.
- 1:46:21Speaker 2: You have to see. We only show you so much.
- 1:46:24Speaker 2: Jeremy's doing something with his feet during this episode and
- 1:46:26Speaker 2: it's behind a pay well. You gotta see it. We
- 1:46:30Speaker 2: love you guys.
- 1:46:34Speaker 4: It is okay, Jeremy's gonna do this for a minute.
- 1:46:36Speaker 1: We're gonna watch the episode. We'll see you a second.
- 1:46:45Speaker 2: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
- 1:46:48Speaker 2: This week on the show, we're bringing you.
- 1:46:51Speaker 1: Eurovision Eurovision Europe's premiere singing and dancing competition. We're almost
- 1:46:58Speaker 1: every single country from Europe submits a musical act to
- 1:47:02Speaker 1: compete against every other almost single country in Europe to
- 1:47:07Speaker 1: see who is crowned. The most euro Vision.
- 1:47:11Speaker 4: So put on your bright feathery outfit, strap into that harness,
- 1:47:15Speaker 4: get lifted in the air and make your country proud.
- 1:47:18Speaker 1: Let's listen in.
- 1:47:22Speaker 6: Well.
- 1:47:22Speaker 2: It is so wonderful to see you all here today.
- 1:47:25Speaker 7: True, this is so wonderful to.
- 1:47:27Speaker 3: Have so many talented singers, talented actors, talented.
- 1:47:32Speaker 7: Dancers all in one room, which is a true meeting
- 1:47:34Speaker 7: of the mind.
- 1:47:35Speaker 2: So I would say, isn't it that? It is what
- 1:47:40Speaker 2: we say brand.
- 1:47:42Speaker 6: I'm having a great time here and I'm really excited
- 1:47:44Speaker 6: to hang up with all of you today.
- 1:47:46Speaker 16: Oh look at you a startuggling.
- 1:47:47Speaker 1: It's great to see you guys, and I can't wait
- 1:47:49Speaker 1: to talk about it. I would say, this is such
- 1:47:52Speaker 1: a fantastic time to be together. It was such a
- 1:47:55Speaker 1: good time to be together, all of us. Come on,
- 1:47:57Speaker 1: come on peating, some of us from the past, some
- 1:47:59Speaker 1: of us from the present day. It's amazing that we're
- 1:48:01Speaker 1: all here for life.
- 1:48:04Speaker 6: Now.
- 1:48:05Speaker 16: I appreciate you having me here because I'm not strictly
- 1:48:08Speaker 16: a performer, but I did manage the musical actor Jedward,
- 1:48:13Speaker 16: who represented Ireland in the two thousand and nine Eurovision
- 1:48:18Speaker 16: fantastic Sorry sorry. In the twenty twelve. In two thousand
- 1:48:22Speaker 16: and nine, they were on X Factor. That's they did that.
- 1:48:25Speaker 16: They did. They went on X Factor right after dropping
- 1:48:29Speaker 16: me as their manager. But I've got an eye for
- 1:48:33Speaker 16: the talent.
- 1:48:33Speaker 2: I knew.
- 1:48:34Speaker 7: I knew all the way up until then.
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: That's great to have you.
- 1:48:37Speaker 4: It's great to have a manager surrounded by performers.
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: It's great to be here with one manager.
- 1:48:42Speaker 16: Well, no, that's where I'm at home.
- 1:48:44Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:48:44Speaker 16: They said, I love I love to be around creative people.
- 1:48:47Speaker 16: And this is a this is a Oh what a
- 1:48:50Speaker 16: joy to be which is.
- 1:48:52Speaker 2: Chow Chow show.
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: It's fantastic to be with everybody here.
- 1:48:57Speaker 16: Sorry, what does that mean?
- 1:48:58Speaker 2: No, cho show chow bell?
- 1:49:01Speaker 1: You Italian?
- 1:49:02Speaker 7: Jo Italian?
- 1:49:06Speaker 2: I'm Italian. It's chow bell chow.
- 1:49:12Speaker 1: When you said I am.
- 1:49:14Speaker 2: A dancer, I'm a dancing dancing man with a big,
- 1:49:17Speaker 2: big head and I'm a dancing Hello, slimy boy is
- 1:49:24Speaker 2: my preformer?
- 1:49:25Speaker 16: Did you say slimy boy?
- 1:49:26Speaker 2: Slim am I?
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: I cannot figure out your voice to save my life.
- 1:49:33Speaker 1: You're from Italy, yes, but I in your vision am
- 1:49:36Speaker 1: rapping the country, the Vatican City.
- 1:49:42Speaker 7: Yeah, my goodness, I did not know they could send someone.
- 1:49:45Speaker 2: This is the rst year they're sending someone, and it's me,
- 1:49:48Speaker 2: the silly janitor a bataga and see it.
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: You're a silly geo. Yeah, you're a silly janitor. You
- 1:49:57Speaker 1: got to be jumping over around like this.
- 1:49:59Speaker 2: It's gonna have Do you mean.
- 1:50:00Speaker 16: To say that in regular life you're the silly janitor
- 1:50:04Speaker 16: at the Vatican, but you're entering the Eurovision contest as
- 1:50:09Speaker 16: a singer.
- 1:50:10Speaker 2: As a singer name someone may Boy. No, no, not yet,
- 1:50:19Speaker 2: not yet. I'm shy. I believe they're not.
- 1:50:22Speaker 7: Did you do any singing as a janitor? That's why.
- 1:50:26Speaker 2: That's why when they finally said, like, oh there's someone
- 1:50:28Speaker 2: gonna one of these days the Mexican city needs to
- 1:50:30Speaker 2: enter the country, I've always been like, I could do it.
- 1:50:35Speaker 16: How long now have you been been the janitor?
- 1:50:38Speaker 2: About nine years?
- 1:50:40Speaker 1: Nine years?
- 1:50:41Speaker 16: And so for nine years they were saying, if we
- 1:50:44Speaker 16: only had the right person, we'd finally jump into that
- 1:50:47Speaker 16: water and and and answer somebody into Eurovision.
- 1:50:49Speaker 2: Yes, And I believe this year they started tuning me
- 1:50:52Speaker 2: out so much that it just worked.
- 1:50:53Speaker 1: That's great.
- 1:50:54Speaker 2: I became like ambient noise is.
- 1:50:57Speaker 1: The pope choosing or somebody else choosing.
- 1:50:59Speaker 2: For our activities manager at the Vatican City.
- 1:51:03Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's great.
- 1:51:04Speaker 4: Is there a process to become a janitor just like
- 1:51:08Speaker 4: being a pope?
- 1:51:10Speaker 2: Yes, you had to be voted on. You have to
- 1:51:14Speaker 2: be voted on by a lot cleaning people. I'm going
- 1:51:17Speaker 2: to leave that there.
- 1:51:22Speaker 1: It's great to see everybody. I'm representing the United Kingdom.
- 1:51:26Speaker 4: My name, my name is Rick RENDUNDI very similar to
- 1:51:32Speaker 4: someone else.
- 1:51:33Speaker 16: I got a question for yourself. Now, does that mean
- 1:51:36Speaker 16: that the United Kingdom is rejoining the European Union?
- 1:51:42Speaker 7: Lesslime me boy is hitting here for this exclusive.
- 1:51:45Speaker 1: It's a great question to ask.
- 1:51:47Speaker 4: What I'll tell you right now is I'm not at
- 1:51:49Speaker 4: liberty to say I have been asked to do something
- 1:51:53Speaker 4: and I'm going to do it.
- 1:51:55Speaker 1: Do you understand?
- 1:51:56Speaker 16: Oh I do, I do.
- 1:51:58Speaker 4: So I'm not going to wait in and not away
- 1:52:00Speaker 4: in that I'm from Scotland, but I'm representing the United Kingdom,
- 1:52:02Speaker 4: which I believe is correct.
- 1:52:05Speaker 16: That is correct.
- 1:52:07Speaker 4: I want you to represent Scotland and they said you
- 1:52:09Speaker 4: got to go with everybody else, So now I'm representing
- 1:52:12Speaker 4: Wales too.
- 1:52:13Speaker 1: I don't agree. I don't agree.
- 1:52:17Speaker 4: I don't agree what they're doing over there in Wales,
- 1:52:19Speaker 4: and I don't want think it's political, but I think
- 1:52:21Speaker 4: it's not great. Specifically, I don't like that they're weird.
- 1:52:25Speaker 4: I don't like the way that they talk to each other.
- 1:52:27Speaker 4: I don't like that accent and there are in the
- 1:52:30Speaker 4: in the language.
- 1:52:31Speaker 7: And what does what does their accent sound like?
- 1:52:35Speaker 21: Craine Zeta Jones craffnz did you? I call it krafline
- 1:52:45Speaker 21: because she's so annoying.
- 1:52:47Speaker 13: She's she's from Wales, what she is Welsh? Anyways, I
- 1:52:54Speaker 13: have a good song, I'm a singer, I'm a dancer,
- 1:52:57Speaker 13: and most importantly, I got a great smile.
- 1:53:06Speaker 16: Is this is this the smile? Because you started to smile,
- 1:53:11Speaker 16: then you quickly retracted him.
- 1:53:13Speaker 1: I got self conscious because I talked it up so much.
- 1:53:16Speaker 1: I'm nervous. It's bad.
- 1:53:17Speaker 2: Now it's nervous to be weird.
- 1:53:20Speaker 1: I think I've never talked this much.
- 1:53:24Speaker 16: Now you feels like.
- 1:53:27Speaker 1: It feels like the voice is going crazy right out.
- 1:53:29Speaker 4: I think we should all just decide to leave everyone's
- 1:53:32Speaker 4: accent alone.
- 1:53:37Speaker 16: Everyone.
- 1:53:45Speaker 2: In the comments putting the gun down.
- 1:53:49Speaker 3: It will be unsustainable otherwise, because I believe now I.
- 1:53:54Speaker 2: Was French before.
- 1:53:58Speaker 16: This is what it's all about here again.
- 1:54:02Speaker 3: Well listen, I'll introduce myself. I will say hello, I
- 1:54:08Speaker 3: am from I want to say now, I am from Norway.
- 1:54:15Speaker 3: My name is Spooky Haunts and I am.
- 1:54:20Speaker 7: In Norwegian Halloween act here at your vision, and I.
- 1:54:26Speaker 3: Do this a terrifying spooky jack o Lantern, I singing
- 1:54:32Speaker 3: musical act and I've been doing it for many years
- 1:54:35Speaker 3: and now I'm excited to have it in your vision.
- 1:54:39Speaker 2: Yes again your vision.
- 1:54:41Speaker 4: Every year there's somebody that is really spooky, and I'm
- 1:54:44Speaker 4: really excited to see you.
- 1:54:46Speaker 2: Be spooky every year every year.
- 1:54:50Speaker 7: And I beat out a lot of good guys in Norway.
- 1:54:52Speaker 7: We're looking for this act.
- 1:54:54Speaker 3: There was a there was a vampire guy. I beat
- 1:54:57Speaker 3: him out. There was a goblin and I beat him out.
- 1:55:01Speaker 3: And so I'm very honored and I'm I'm trying to
- 1:55:04Speaker 3: keep myself humble that I am the chosen token Halloween
- 1:55:08Speaker 3: act in Eurovision this year.
- 1:55:09Speaker 1: It's crazy because Europe, you know, Norway is such a
- 1:55:13Speaker 1: creepy country. You know what's happening over there.
- 1:55:16Speaker 7: Of course, of course every day I live it.
- 1:55:20Speaker 2: Every day I live it. It's terrifying what's going on there.
- 1:55:23Speaker 1: It's it's great because Halloween culture is so big there.
- 1:55:26Speaker 7: Halloween culture is so big.
- 1:55:28Speaker 2: What's your arm?
- 1:55:30Speaker 7: What is my Art's the act?
- 1:55:32Speaker 1: Can we talk about the song?
- 1:55:34Speaker 2: What's the act?
- 1:55:35Speaker 1: Is the magic?
- 1:55:37Speaker 2: It's so, it is Halloween.
- 1:55:39Speaker 3: It is Halloween magic, singer, I am, we are, and
- 1:55:43Speaker 3: what your revision is singing?
- 1:55:45Speaker 2: We sing?
- 1:55:46Speaker 16: Okay.
- 1:55:47Speaker 1: I think it's very valid to ask the arc of
- 1:55:49Speaker 1: a song? What does your character learn? As we know,
- 1:55:52Speaker 1: we have to tell a story through Eurovision, sometimes about
- 1:55:55Speaker 1: your own country and the thing I.
- 1:55:56Speaker 2: Was wrong because I asked if you do magic?
- 1:56:00Speaker 16: Sure it wasn't a talent show now, so let's go.
- 1:56:05Speaker 1: There's somebody wrong here. Nobody's wrong wrong here.
- 1:56:08Speaker 16: Eurovision means a lot of things.
- 1:56:10Speaker 2: Yes, sometimes songs are.
- 1:56:11Speaker 7: Magic, and sometimes songs are magic.
- 1:56:14Speaker 3: They are to me, I for one, am pulling Halloween
- 1:56:17Speaker 3: candy out of unexpected places all over the stage. I
- 1:56:20Speaker 3: am giving people the twigs, I'm giving people the snickers,
- 1:56:24Speaker 3: I'm giving people the almond Joys, and we are pulling
- 1:56:27Speaker 3: them out and giving them out for the children.
- 1:56:30Speaker 7: And I do believe I am going to win this year.
- 1:56:32Speaker 1: So I also thought this Halloween is traditionally just an
- 1:56:36Speaker 1: American thing, really celebrated in general.
- 1:56:41Speaker 16: It's all over the world now, real people are mad
- 1:56:43Speaker 16: for it. Yeah, where you know it started, Well, you
- 1:56:46Speaker 16: know it started in Ireland. Here we go, here we
- 1:56:50Speaker 16: go where you're just jealous.
- 1:56:52Speaker 1: I'm not jealous.
- 1:56:53Speaker 16: You're just jealous.
- 1:56:54Speaker 1: I'm not jealous. Well, what's a crazy thing?
- 1:56:56Speaker 16: All you've got is your poetry?
- 1:56:57Speaker 7: Day?
- 1:57:00Speaker 1: Is that nice? That's all wine?
- 1:57:02Speaker 16: A wine day?
- 1:57:04Speaker 4: What are you yelling about? Day by the city has
- 1:57:07Speaker 4: a lot of days. We can't compare ourselves to you.
- 1:57:10Speaker 2: And we do a little Halloween. Sometimes you do a
- 1:57:13Speaker 2: little Halloween. It just means we get a chocolate hope.
- 1:57:16Speaker 2: It's okay with the Halloween.
- 1:57:17Speaker 1: Does the Pope dress up?
- 1:57:19Speaker 2: He winks on Halloween?
- 1:57:25Speaker 7: Did we gather around to hear the pipe wink?
- 1:57:30Speaker 16: He gets right up next to the microphone. He goes
- 1:57:32Speaker 16: down on the balcony. He says, happen Halloween? Everyone, I
- 1:57:35Speaker 16: hear you.
- 1:57:36Speaker 7: Can almost hear the eyelashes hate each other.
- 1:57:38Speaker 16: You never you've never seen Italy so quiet as when
- 1:57:42Speaker 16: the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Everybody shoo sho,
- 1:57:46Speaker 16: sho Shooh he's gonna do it, He's gonna.
- 1:57:48Speaker 2: Do clock downer. It's tracks twelve.
- 1:57:51Speaker 22: He dumb, he does at noon and then it hush
- 1:57:58Speaker 22: falls over the crowd, wink happy hell when.
- 1:58:05Speaker 1: Wow, this is so fun. I know it's so much
- 1:58:08Speaker 1: full with all these different cultures.
- 1:58:10Speaker 16: I have to hear who you are.
- 1:58:12Speaker 1: My name is Dowdy Freud and I am from Iceland
- 1:58:16Speaker 1: and thank you for having me Eurovision.
- 1:58:19Speaker 6: We are here for.
- 1:58:20Speaker 1: Life, and we are here for freedom, and we are
- 1:58:22Speaker 1: here to express. So we are very excited this year.
- 1:58:25Speaker 15: To be finally in euro Vision for the first time.
- 1:58:30Speaker 1: We are Dowds Boys and we sing all the Icelandic
- 1:58:34Speaker 1: songs with a good message and a heart that you
- 1:58:37Speaker 1: can believe in.
- 1:58:38Speaker 2: What's so funny about you? Sometimes when you scream, you
- 1:58:40Speaker 2: pull to my closer and you go away.
- 1:58:43Speaker 1: It's part of the music. When you're sitting up there,
- 1:58:46Speaker 1: sometimes you want drummato fact.
- 1:58:48Speaker 15: You want to feel like a stadium.
- 1:58:52Speaker 3: I can't imagine what this sounds like the audio.
- 1:58:56Speaker 1: It's going to be wasting. But the important thing for
- 1:58:58Speaker 1: me is the message. I want to spread a message
- 1:59:02Speaker 1: around the world. This is my one shot to spread
- 1:59:05Speaker 1: a positive message around the world that life is worth living.
- 1:59:08Speaker 1: It's great.
- 1:59:09Speaker 16: I can tell it's your first year to be honest,
- 1:59:11Speaker 16: Why is this your one shot? If if it doesn't
- 1:59:17Speaker 16: work out, you're not gonna You're not gonna try again.
- 1:59:19Speaker 1: I'm giving it up, nobody, I'm giving up. If my
- 1:59:22Speaker 1: message is not spread by the end of your old vision.
- 1:59:25Speaker 15: We are done. We are giving it up.
- 1:59:28Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
- 1:59:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna do something bad. I'm talking about an
- 1:59:33Speaker 1: evil song. I'm gonna do an evil song that sends
- 1:59:36Speaker 1: a wrong message.
- 1:59:38Speaker 2: Seem positivity, and then you're doing it one time and
- 1:59:42Speaker 2: then after that you're on that.
- 1:59:43Speaker 1: Can't ask you how old you are? No, you can't, okay,
- 1:59:48Speaker 1: just checking. You can't ask that, just checking if there
- 1:59:51Speaker 1: was an age to help me place where you're from.
- 1:59:54Speaker 23: Okay, I'm gonna ask how old.
- 1:59:58Speaker 3: The silly gen you cannot ask that to them. They
- 2:00:02Speaker 3: hate that, the social kill.
- 2:00:05Speaker 1: Yes, I am planning. If this message does not go through,
- 2:00:08Speaker 1: I'm going to release one evil song that will.
- 2:00:10Speaker 16: Ruin the world. Why would you do that?
- 2:00:13Speaker 1: Because if people don't accept the message, they need the
- 2:00:16Speaker 1: test of the ultimate and the ultimate test is are
- 2:00:20Speaker 1: you going to listen to the evil song? And let
- 2:00:22Speaker 1: me tell you so?
- 2:00:23Speaker 2: What is the evil song? Is it just like fast
- 2:00:25Speaker 2: or is it loud?
- 2:00:27Speaker 1: Cannot tell you?
- 2:00:28Speaker 16: Does it have evil in the title.
- 2:00:31Speaker 1: I'm not gonna yes, I'm not is a cold evil song?
- 2:00:34Speaker 1: I'm not yes, I'm not going to tell you anything.
- 2:00:37Speaker 7: Is it about an evil man?
- 2:00:39Speaker 1: I'm not gonna, Yes, it is about an evil man.
- 2:00:43Speaker 1: I cannot tell you anything more because more details means
- 2:00:45Speaker 1: more evil in the world.
- 2:00:48Speaker 16: Is he like like sort of like a top hat
- 2:00:51Speaker 16: evil guy.
- 2:00:52Speaker 1: Yes, he's a top hat evil guy.
- 2:00:54Speaker 16: Who's totally mustache.
- 2:00:56Speaker 1: He's a very, very totally mustache and he gives people deals.
- 2:00:59Speaker 1: I don't this guy very much. I want to go
- 2:01:01Speaker 1: back to the other guy telling you about Which is
- 2:01:04Speaker 1: our song? Right now? Good guy spreads a message. It's
- 2:01:07Speaker 1: beautiful song about you. It's me and my four band
- 2:01:11Speaker 1: members Ergy for Womp and d Ful. They are fantastic.
- 2:01:16Speaker 1: They play the googo and the vermp, which are fun
- 2:01:20Speaker 1: Icelandic instruments that make a kind of sound, and it's
- 2:01:24Speaker 1: going crazy. We go crazy on stage.
- 2:01:26Speaker 16: Watch who plays which?
- 2:01:27Speaker 1: Okay, Dirty's plays the whoop and then the other three
- 2:01:30Speaker 1: play the booms three bombs. It is unbelievable. What you
- 2:01:38Speaker 1: gonna do? It's one of those instruments. It's not a
- 2:01:42Speaker 1: jury do that is from Australia?
- 2:01:45Speaker 2: Hey, what what do you? Maybe I'm just a silly jander,
- 2:01:48Speaker 2: but what do you call three bolt players?
- 2:01:51Speaker 1: Bomb? What? I guess you are.
- 2:01:58Speaker 2: Three players bob baseball players bomp bomb?
- 2:02:03Speaker 1: Okay, can we talk about anything else?
- 2:02:06Speaker 2: Genuinely a great, really written joke.
- 2:02:10Speaker 1: I got a question that one. It's very silly. I
- 2:02:13Speaker 1: canna talk to you guys about maybe a little sneak
- 2:02:15Speaker 1: preview of the song that you are bringing or if
- 2:02:18Speaker 1: a past song, because you are managing are you managing
- 2:02:21Speaker 1: a new band?
- 2:02:21Speaker 8: This?
- 2:02:22Speaker 16: I am thank you for I've got Now you remember Jedward?
- 2:02:26Speaker 16: They were they were twins.
- 2:02:27Speaker 1: What's your name? Do we get your name?
- 2:02:29Speaker 16: Liam Brady? Now? Jedward? They had a big, tall hair
- 2:02:34Speaker 16: and they looked the same. And I'm not sure if
- 2:02:37Speaker 16: they were twins or just very close brothers.
- 2:02:39Speaker 2: Liars?
- 2:02:40Speaker 1: What's that?
- 2:02:41Speaker 2: Liars?
- 2:02:41Speaker 16: They could be lawyers. I mean we all did you ask?
- 2:02:44Speaker 1: Did you ask?
- 2:02:45Speaker 16: I was freed? I I'm scared of twins. You know,
- 2:02:51Speaker 16: they're very scary.
- 2:02:52Speaker 3: Now.
- 2:02:53Speaker 16: I saw these boys had potential, but I didn't want
- 2:02:55Speaker 16: to ask him any questions because I thought they could
- 2:02:57Speaker 16: put a hex on me. So so I so I,
- 2:03:01Speaker 16: so I say I saw them. You know, they did
- 2:03:04Speaker 16: really well and they're still popular today. But I thought, okay,
- 2:03:09Speaker 16: I'm gonna go one better. So I've got triplets, and
- 2:03:12Speaker 16: we're entering Triplets into the Eurovision Contest for Ireland.
- 2:03:17Speaker 1: Who what's the song?
- 2:03:18Speaker 16: The song is called Just the Three of Us and
- 2:03:22Speaker 16: it's about it's about faith, love and peace.
- 2:03:27Speaker 1: Ah, it's amazing. Can you give us a little simple.
- 2:03:30Speaker 16: Well, I'm no singer, but it goes a little something
- 2:03:32Speaker 16: like this, ahem.
- 2:03:35Speaker 5: Just the three it singing her Nicholas. It's fast, it's hope,
- 2:03:49Speaker 5: it's peace.
- 2:03:53Speaker 16: It goes something like, that's a beautiful you're such a singer.
- 2:03:57Speaker 1: You are a singer.
- 2:03:58Speaker 16: You have and and they're they're a good group of boys.
- 2:04:02Speaker 16: It's a two of them are conjoined in. One is
- 2:04:04Speaker 16: just along for the crack. And uh they're they're they're
- 2:04:08Speaker 16: called Matartan Matargon, Mark, Arthur and Martin.
- 2:04:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I see the arches Arthur, the ten is Martin
- 2:04:25Speaker 4: and then the Martin.
- 2:04:26Speaker 2: Mar that's the crack.
- 2:04:31Speaker 1: That's why that's the letter.
- 2:04:34Speaker 4: Everyone else just long for the crack. That's gotta be shaken.
- 2:04:45Speaker 4: In my boots because I'm nervous about my song.
- 2:04:47Speaker 16: What's your song?
- 2:04:48Speaker 13: Now?
- 2:04:48Speaker 4: I'm going under my stage name Deluxe super Star, and
- 2:04:53Speaker 4: it's crazy and I'm really nervous because I don't know
- 2:04:57Speaker 4: if it's going to be very good singing for us. Well,
- 2:04:59Speaker 4: I one because I beat out everyone in the UK.
- 2:05:02Speaker 4: But it's here we go. It's called don't watch this
- 2:05:07Speaker 4: star be the star? What don't watch the star be
- 2:05:13Speaker 4: the star?
- 2:05:13Speaker 16: And what's the before you get to the song? What's
- 2:05:15Speaker 16: the message?
- 2:05:16Speaker 4: So it is don't look up in the sky for
- 2:05:18Speaker 4: the shooting star. You got to be this shooting star.
- 2:05:21Speaker 4: You got to shoot through this guy and cress. No,
- 2:05:26Speaker 4: you don't even touch the earth. You're beyond the earth.
- 2:05:29Speaker 4: You're beyond the problems of the earth. The song okay,
- 2:05:34Speaker 4: straight into way, okay, Shot across the star, Shot across
- 2:05:39Speaker 4: the star of the sky, Shine across the sky.
- 2:05:43Speaker 1: You're a shooting star.
- 2:05:45Speaker 6: Don't look down?
- 2:05:46Speaker 1: Booo?
- 2:05:51Speaker 2: Should we check if the logic's okay?
- 2:05:58Speaker 1: The logic's okay?
- 2:05:59Speaker 2: The logic life.
- 2:06:01Speaker 4: Every time someone screams in the studio, shut down the sound.
- 2:06:04Speaker 1: It's crazy because I could see the all the people
- 2:06:06Speaker 1: with the microphones go the headphones go.
- 2:06:08Speaker 10: Oh.
- 2:06:09Speaker 16: Now what language was the song? Originally written in English
- 2:06:12Speaker 16: and then.
- 2:06:13Speaker 1: Tran Macedonian and back to English.
- 2:06:16Speaker 2: I see like a little bit of wash.
- 2:06:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:06:19Speaker 4: We sent it over to our sound designer. He's from Macedonia.
- 2:06:22Speaker 4: He said, I don't understand these words. We said, you
- 2:06:25Speaker 4: don't have to make them beats and he said no,
- 2:06:28Speaker 4: I need to know the context. And he sent it back.
- 2:06:30Speaker 4: He said, I fixed it. I said, I think you
- 2:06:31Speaker 4: made it worse.
- 2:06:33Speaker 16: Now you beat you beat out everyone else in the UK.
- 2:06:35Speaker 1: Be that everyone else? I beat that. Susan Boyle, Oh,
- 2:06:40Speaker 1: she is.
- 2:06:41Speaker 2: Still kicking it, yes, still goding for it.
- 2:06:43Speaker 1: Susan Boyle is kind of like the Demi Moore of
- 2:06:46Speaker 1: this year for you.
- 2:06:47Speaker 7: And you're the mokey man, is he?
- 2:06:49Speaker 1: I'm the monkey mad? Is it?
- 2:06:51Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 2:06:51Speaker 16: And what was what was the Welsh song this year?
- 2:06:54Speaker 1: The Welsh song? The will song this year? It was
- 2:06:58Speaker 1: this The Welsh people are really gonna come for you
- 2:07:10Speaker 1: for that one.
- 2:07:11Speaker 4: I looked at the company me and they can't get
- 2:07:13Speaker 4: to me because they can't get to my house by sheep.
- 2:07:17Speaker 2: That was one syng so brutal, brutal Halloween.
- 2:07:28Speaker 1: What is your son like?
- 2:07:30Speaker 2: Hell.
- 2:07:33Speaker 3: This entire time, I was trying to remember what my
- 2:07:35Speaker 3: stage name was, because sometimes you tell euro officient that
- 2:07:39Speaker 3: I don't remember.
- 2:07:40Speaker 2: So now this is Halloween.
- 2:07:43Speaker 3: My name is Halloween, and I and my.
- 2:07:50Speaker 19: Song's actually a beautiful name, a beautiful for a woman.
- 2:07:56Speaker 2: Owen.
- 2:07:57Speaker 7: My friends called me away name, and my boyfriend calls.
- 2:08:01Speaker 2: Me how and so.
- 2:08:04Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us.
- 2:08:06Speaker 3: Anyway, so anyway, so anyway, so anyway, that is the
- 2:08:11Speaker 3: beginning of my song.
- 2:08:16Speaker 1: I know she wants.
- 2:08:19Speaker 4: To be clear we caught your Halloween because you're a
- 2:08:21Speaker 4: Halloween performer.
- 2:08:23Speaker 6: Also, your friend.
- 2:08:26Speaker 1: Boyfriend calls your house.
- 2:08:27Speaker 3: It's just it makes sense if you know my personality. Okay, okay,
- 2:08:33Speaker 3: let me let me get an accent truth truth really.
- 2:08:36Speaker 2: Quick to you.
- 2:08:38Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no no, no Halloween, Halloween.
- 2:08:46Speaker 4: It's like someone radio Halloween.
- 2:08:52Speaker 16: I'm interested in actually landon anyway.
- 2:08:58Speaker 3: She's going to be yes, well fresh Halloween, this here, Halloween,
- 2:09:04Speaker 3: this here Fresh.
- 2:09:06Speaker 2: I heard Hello Freshward's craziest.
- 2:09:16Speaker 1: I hadn't heard her mentioned hellow Fresh. The entire ant,
- 2:09:20Speaker 1: isn't it work?
- 2:09:22Speaker 7: Is that from Southern And I'm like, get me out
- 2:09:25Speaker 7: of here?
- 2:09:26Speaker 2: Hello Fresh, Here I am and again what's an.
- 2:09:34Speaker 4: Organic inspirational advertisement.
- 2:09:38Speaker 2: In certain good money for that, I'm.
- 2:09:43Speaker 16: Struggling castor mattresses. All right, I'm back back, I'm back
- 2:09:48Speaker 16: on track.
- 2:09:49Speaker 2: Chow Chow pure premium, choungow.
- 2:09:53Speaker 3: Yes, yes, well my song is Calton the Spooky all
- 2:10:00Speaker 3: blends lament and the ghosts, a little something like this.
- 2:10:06Speaker 3: I am having the fun time, I am having fun.
- 2:10:11Speaker 7: Time with monsters, ghosts, I am.
- 2:10:15Speaker 2: Falling in the love time.
- 2:10:18Speaker 3: I am dancing with them monsters ghost snickers. Just when
- 2:10:26Speaker 3: I tossed the snickers into the crowd and they go crazy.
- 2:10:29Speaker 16: So that's not the part where he's having the lament.
- 2:10:33Speaker 4: Great to show here the elements falling in love.
- 2:10:43Speaker 1: He's having a dance.
- 2:10:46Speaker 7: So funny of the song, I turned the whole thing
- 2:10:50Speaker 7: on its head.
- 2:10:51Speaker 3: It's really because it does started very happy, happy, but
- 2:10:56Speaker 3: that is only so we can pull the rug out Adi.
- 2:11:00Speaker 2: Then they know if it makes it all the much sad.
- 2:11:02Speaker 3: They're knowing he started so happy with the complex like before.
- 2:11:07Speaker 1: And you were mad. That's about asking the arc, and
- 2:11:09Speaker 1: there it is. You have an art.
- 2:11:13Speaker 7: I'm sorry it felt it felt like.
- 2:11:18Speaker 16: I didn't mean like an attack. I'm sorry. I'm just curious.
- 2:11:21Speaker 1: I just, you know, because I don't know the creative process.
- 2:11:23Speaker 1: You know, you must have some hand in the creative process.
- 2:11:26Speaker 1: I mean, you are so good at signing talent, you
- 2:11:28Speaker 1: must actually help them.
- 2:11:29Speaker 2: Don't you ever give me notes?
- 2:11:31Speaker 16: Mostly I say more hair gel. I say, you know what,
- 2:11:35Speaker 16: your hair could be higher? And I think that people
- 2:11:37Speaker 16: would it would really make a stand out.
- 2:11:39Speaker 2: You know.
- 2:11:40Speaker 16: I give a sex style tips, you know, a visual manager.
- 2:11:44Speaker 16: A visual manager, that's that's exactly what I am.
- 2:11:47Speaker 7: And stylist.
- 2:11:50Speaker 16: But I mean I do. I do style their hair,
- 2:11:56Speaker 16: and you signed the contract, and I signed the contract,
- 2:11:58Speaker 16: and I pick up their clothes, and I do their apartments.
- 2:12:02Speaker 16: I reorganize their closets. I suggest cubes for a lot
- 2:12:09Speaker 16: of things. I you know what you need, here's cubes.
- 2:12:12Speaker 16: Put this in this cube, put that in that cube.
- 2:12:13Speaker 1: I do like all of your clients, they all have
- 2:12:15Speaker 1: the friends talk in the front.
- 2:12:17Speaker 16: They all have that's my signature move. I say, if
- 2:12:20Speaker 16: you're going to be on that stage, you better have
- 2:12:22Speaker 16: a French talk. All of my clients take my advice
- 2:12:28Speaker 16: exactly one time and then you never see him again.
- 2:12:33Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's something I've been wanting to ask you
- 2:12:36Speaker 1: because you have been around for so long.
- 2:12:38Speaker 16: You know you have seventy eight years old.
- 2:12:40Speaker 1: Wow, you.
- 2:12:43Speaker 16: You wouldn't have.
- 2:12:45Speaker 7: Your hair is so high. I would never have your seventeen.
- 2:12:48Speaker 16: That's where it starts. I saw you know what you know?
- 2:12:51Speaker 16: This fell a don king in America. I saw him
- 2:12:53Speaker 16: and I said, that's what a manager should be.
- 2:12:55Speaker 1: Taking long, so long.
- 2:12:58Speaker 16: That's what I think is I take a DoD king.
- 2:13:00Speaker 16: I think he's got long hair.
- 2:13:03Speaker 1: Just because it goes up doesn't mean it doesn't long.
- 2:13:07Speaker 2: It just goes up. It's it's long, so long and old.
- 2:13:12Speaker 1: Something that's tallest, so.
- 2:13:14Speaker 16: Long and old. Important to remember.
- 2:13:17Speaker 1: Well, what is your song like? Do you want to
- 2:13:20Speaker 1: give us a little sneak peek of the janitor singing
- 2:13:23Speaker 1: a song for the Vatican City?
- 2:13:25Speaker 2: Wow, what's so weird about this song is that? Oh no,
- 2:13:31Speaker 2: I had to set up like the DJ Leaden. I
- 2:13:37Speaker 2: do have a little Jason. The all thing it chow
- 2:13:40Speaker 2: be what I'm about to sing before I go I started,
- 2:13:43Speaker 2: But I what I sing is usually only in the
- 2:13:47Speaker 2: walls of the Vatican City.
- 2:13:48Speaker 1: Does it have to be religious?
- 2:13:50Speaker 2: No, because it's my it's my It's my doodle bootle song.
- 2:13:53Speaker 2: My doodoo bootoo song dot bluetooth song when you're when
- 2:13:59Speaker 2: you're just doing your work and you're dootle boot like
- 2:14:02Speaker 2: you're mopping right. And I've been seeing it for so
- 2:14:05Speaker 2: long that at this point it's become a little bit
- 2:14:08Speaker 2: of religious hymn. But it's just my dootal boo boos.
- 2:14:12Speaker 2: So here it is jow bella baby job bell. Was
- 2:14:23Speaker 2: that just the tag that I gotta do again? Thrill
- 2:14:28Speaker 2: job A little booping booping boo doootle and boo la
- 2:14:37Speaker 2: doodle and booh booping boop booping dooping too. We are
- 2:14:42Speaker 2: booping bopping around. We are booping bopping around. We are
- 2:14:46Speaker 2: tooting and booting, scooting, rooting and tooting, popping around and
- 2:14:51Speaker 2: popping around.
- 2:14:52Speaker 24: We are to boo boo boo mopping over here and
- 2:15:00Speaker 24: hopping over there, and mopping on the ceiling, beautiful ceilings, so.
- 2:15:04Speaker 2: Many ceilings that were painted. Painting the ceilings that are painted,
- 2:15:08Speaker 2: and what mopping the ceilings that are painted and do
- 2:15:10Speaker 2: a little boop boopid do a little boo. Yeah, but.
- 2:15:18Speaker 1: That's amazing.
- 2:15:18Speaker 2: I'm jealous.
- 2:15:21Speaker 1: Is it good to mop the ceilings of the city?
- 2:15:25Speaker 7: Want to fall onto your face as your mom.
- 2:15:27Speaker 2: It's a swiffer.
- 2:15:29Speaker 4: I've been really nervous to touch that painting by Michelangelo.
- 2:15:32Speaker 1: It's kind of a very famous painting there.
- 2:15:35Speaker 2: Well, it's we're we're doing it with.
- 2:15:36Speaker 1: Just water that ceilings scar.
- 2:15:41Speaker 2: There is no way that it is good.
- 2:15:44Speaker 16: Have you at least like a Scotch guarded it?
- 2:15:48Speaker 7: My worst nightmare.
- 2:15:49Speaker 2: I sang a song and you talk to me about
- 2:15:51Speaker 2: this cleaning what I did want my heart?
- 2:15:55Speaker 1: Okay, I sang my heart. Questions about the song and
- 2:16:01Speaker 1: lott of them.
- 2:16:02Speaker 2: You got to get rid of the dust.
- 2:16:05Speaker 1: It's so beautiful that you know, after years and years,
- 2:16:08Speaker 1: I'm not submitting. Finally the Vatican City submitted with such
- 2:16:12Speaker 1: a genuine, beautiful song that represents a city so much.
- 2:16:16Speaker 16: Now I never take a Afercan city without hearing.
- 2:16:19Speaker 2: Bo can i Aska. Has the Pope heard this song?
- 2:16:28Speaker 2: He's gonna hear it.
- 2:16:32Speaker 16: He said, you surprise me.
- 2:16:35Speaker 1: But does that mean the is gonna watch all of us?
- 2:16:39Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
- 2:16:40Speaker 1: I guess. Oh my gosh, this is amazing for me,
- 2:16:44Speaker 1: my message received by the Pope. It is such a
- 2:16:46Speaker 1: dream for me to perform in front of a religious freagre.
- 2:16:49Speaker 2: What do you want to tell the Pope to do?
- 2:16:52Speaker 1: I would like to inspire the pope with my soul
- 2:16:55Speaker 1: about life and love and harmony in the world and
- 2:16:59Speaker 1: touching soul and maybe if I touch it so he
- 2:17:02Speaker 1: will touch other souls.
- 2:17:03Speaker 2: I do feel like he'll love all these songs, faith
- 2:17:06Speaker 2: and harmony and hope. And I don't know about the Halloween.
- 2:17:10Speaker 3: He's going to love the Halloween the Goblins to relate
- 2:17:14Speaker 3: to the Halloween.
- 2:17:15Speaker 2: Halloween? Wait, can you skybe? Maybe I don't want to.
- 2:17:21Speaker 2: Maybe you want to hear the lament? Yeah, because I
- 2:17:23Speaker 2: think the Pope might not like the happy part. Maybe
- 2:17:26Speaker 2: he'll like the lament part.
- 2:17:27Speaker 3: Okay, I will get to the I will skip ahead
- 2:17:29Speaker 3: to the lament part. And this is the middle section.
- 2:17:32Speaker 3: So this is the second verse. So we are having
- 2:17:37Speaker 3: in the jolly time. We are falling in love with
- 2:17:42Speaker 3: the beautiful woman.
- 2:17:44Speaker 2: She is very nice and has good hair.
- 2:17:48Speaker 7: I brush it in the morning.
- 2:17:50Speaker 2: She gives me kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss. It's the goblins lament.
- 2:17:55Speaker 3: Kiskis kiss It's Halloween.
- 2:17:59Speaker 7: Kid kiss kiss is the monster's oath.
- 2:18:04Speaker 3: Kiss kiss kiss it is the goblins lament.
- 2:18:08Speaker 2: So kiss kiss is the chorus.
- 2:18:11Speaker 3: Kiss Kiss, Well, the explanation, kiss, Kiss, that's the goblins lament,
- 2:18:15Speaker 3: but it's.
- 2:18:16Speaker 16: Also the monster's oath.
- 2:18:22Speaker 7: Right through you, right through you.
- 2:18:28Speaker 16: Very it's very dramatic. It's both things, to a goblet's
- 2:18:32Speaker 16: lament and to a monstrous and your efficient. That's your.
- 2:18:41Speaker 7: Different things to different people, countries coming together.
- 2:18:44Speaker 3: To some countries what you're saying is dancing, and to
- 2:18:48Speaker 3: some other countries what you are eating.
- 2:18:50Speaker 9: Excising some countries, they don't need to rhyme.
- 2:18:56Speaker 1: You know, a song can just be a serious.
- 2:19:00Speaker 7: And what is the song if not the serious?
- 2:19:02Speaker 1: For it was such a beautiful lament. The only sad
- 2:19:06Speaker 1: thing was you saying it's a goblins cement. I guess
- 2:19:09Speaker 1: he was very much in love with his wife. I
- 2:19:11Speaker 1: would say to me, that.
- 2:19:12Speaker 7: Is the saddest thing of all.
- 2:19:14Speaker 3: He's in love with his wife.
- 2:19:17Speaker 2: He is so happy.
- 2:19:18Speaker 7: He does not know what is coming at the end
- 2:19:20Speaker 7: of the lament.
- 2:19:21Speaker 2: I guess what's what silly do. What's sad to is
- 2:19:23Speaker 2: that goblin's lament. But a monster has to take an oath,
- 2:19:27Speaker 2: and that's sad, I said, because they do not.
- 2:19:30Speaker 7: They should not have to put their hand on the Bible.
- 2:19:32Speaker 3: That does not what they do should.
- 2:19:36Speaker 16: On the Bible and says kiss, kiss, kiss.
- 2:19:40Speaker 7: And he didn't choose that, He's just born that way
- 2:19:44Speaker 7: doing that.
- 2:19:44Speaker 2: And I got to.
- 2:19:45Speaker 4: Say, we're all writing songs about inspiration and trying to eat,
- 2:19:49Speaker 4: find people and make things happen, and you know it's
- 2:19:52Speaker 4: about people. And then the artist is about the Goblin,
- 2:19:55Speaker 4: and like we all know the Goblin, I don't know.
- 2:20:00Speaker 2: Sometimes he tells the truth with all the Goblin.
- 2:20:03Speaker 3: He is a stifle of your He is the one
- 2:20:06Speaker 3: that our parents tell us all about.
- 2:20:08Speaker 2: He comes, he comes, he is.
- 2:20:10Speaker 7: He is like Crampus, he is like Santa Claus.
- 2:20:12Speaker 4: He is the Goblin, and he's like the like aginal
- 2:20:16Speaker 4: Mickey Mouse is the goblin exactly.
- 2:20:19Speaker 16: Now, what do you feel about the goblin falling into
- 2:20:21Speaker 16: public domain?
- 2:20:24Speaker 1: They're going to do something with that.
- 2:20:25Speaker 16: I meant, I'm frightened myself.
- 2:20:27Speaker 1: They're going to make one of these really fucked up
- 2:20:29Speaker 1: movies where the Goblin is evil, not killing people.
- 2:20:33Speaker 2: He threw it.
- 2:20:34Speaker 7: The goblin falls into their hands, like.
- 2:20:37Speaker 1: Goblin is the sweet little man.
- 2:20:41Speaker 2: You lose a tooth, the goblin, Yeah, the one you
- 2:20:43Speaker 2: lose the tooth.
- 2:20:44Speaker 1: The goblin comes and he kisses the tooth and he says,
- 2:20:46Speaker 1: there is four carrots for your four your.
- 2:20:50Speaker 2: Bed, and he cares for your bed, and he.
- 2:20:52Speaker 1: Puts the carris on your bed and you sleep, sleep,
- 2:20:55Speaker 1: and you have a great sleep. And it's so sad.
- 2:20:57Speaker 1: I'm very worried they're going to do something fucked up
- 2:21:00Speaker 1: the goblin.
- 2:21:00Speaker 2: It's so scary.
- 2:21:02Speaker 1: Can I hear your song? Would look to hear you?
- 2:21:03Speaker 2: Guys?
- 2:21:04Speaker 1: Want to hear my song? Yes? About the positive message?
- 2:21:08Speaker 1: Is the song the message? Or is the song about
- 2:21:11Speaker 1: the message?
- 2:21:13Speaker 16: Positive message?
- 2:21:15Speaker 7: I'm dying to hear a song about a positive message.
- 2:21:18Speaker 2: Please?
- 2:21:19Speaker 1: Are you ready to take an adventure?
- 2:21:26Speaker 2: Are you ready?
- 2:21:28Speaker 1: Are you set? It's time to feel something good?
- 2:21:33Speaker 2: Are you ready?
- 2:21:35Speaker 15: Are you set for positivity?
- 2:21:38Speaker 1: For love?
- 2:21:38Speaker 15: Blah love for positivity for love?
- 2:21:42Speaker 2: Loah love, Let's go?
- 2:21:46Speaker 1: Come on?
- 2:21:49Speaker 23: Yeah? How do you he's not for a positive day? Yeah? Okay,
- 2:22:09Speaker 23: you'll got a positive you got it?
- 2:22:16Speaker 15: Are we feeling positive?
- 2:22:18Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 2:22:20Speaker 15: I said we're feeling positive? Yeah?
- 2:22:23Speaker 2: I feel.
- 2:22:27Speaker 15: Come on by you positive? Yeah, let's go.
- 2:22:36Speaker 3: Come on for the audio and visual listener, please explain it.
- 2:22:41Speaker 2: Come on doing something crizy with this foot.
- 2:22:44Speaker 16: I've never seen a foot at such a ninety degree angle.
- 2:22:51Speaker 3: This.
- 2:22:54Speaker 4: Holy Molly, it's like a hamstring stretch coin with like like.
- 2:23:06Speaker 2: This is a normal foot.
- 2:23:09Speaker 1: Wow, this is so much fun and I'm so glad
- 2:23:12Speaker 1: we are staying on track. Question. Yeah, so when you perform,
- 2:23:17Speaker 1: you guys feel positive.
- 2:23:20Speaker 4: Iceland Regionals, there was an e MT that came out
- 2:23:23Speaker 4: in the middle of the performance that tried to help you.
- 2:23:26Speaker 1: Was that part of the pin or did they think
- 2:23:28Speaker 1: you were in trouble? Yeah, no, it's happened every time. Yeah,
- 2:23:34Speaker 1: very safe man, big hands, and he really makes me
- 2:23:38Speaker 1: feel like I can do it, you know. And they
- 2:23:41Speaker 1: check and they check and they say your heart is
- 2:23:43Speaker 1: going so fast it.
- 2:23:44Speaker 16: Should be illegal.
- 2:23:45Speaker 2: But but we will let you.
- 2:23:51Speaker 1: In Europe, we let you perform because it's such an
- 2:23:54Speaker 1: important moment and we don't want the evil song out now.
- 2:23:58Speaker 16: So you're saying, if this song doesn't win the entire
- 2:24:01Speaker 16: Eurovision contest, then you'll release the evil How are you
- 2:24:05Speaker 16: going to do this? Are you going to just put
- 2:24:07Speaker 16: it out in store but you stream it.
- 2:24:12Speaker 1: I've got a big plan and I cannot talk about
- 2:24:14Speaker 1: it because the evil song does not give us a chance.
- 2:24:18Speaker 1: I mean, well, I'm not to talk about it, but
- 2:24:21Speaker 1: I'm thinking.
- 2:24:21Speaker 16: It our fault if.
- 2:24:24Speaker 1: We're not voting.
- 2:24:25Speaker 8: Really, you just to know what is it?
- 2:24:29Speaker 2: It's a manager.
- 2:24:31Speaker 1: I will not give you a heads up because this
- 2:24:33Speaker 1: is such an evil song. I don't want to you
- 2:24:35Speaker 1: even near it, but I will say, maybe it'll go
- 2:24:38Speaker 1: on some platforms.
- 2:24:40Speaker 2: Sound okay?
- 2:24:42Speaker 1: What kind of platform have you heard? Have you heard YouTube?
- 2:24:48Speaker 1: Have you heard of YouTube? Have you heard of evil Vivo?
- 2:24:53Speaker 1: Are you talking about el like that?
- 2:25:03Speaker 3: No?
- 2:25:04Speaker 4: No, no, don't worry if you're gonna put it on
- 2:25:06Speaker 4: with all the other videos and evil VIVI it's just
- 2:25:08Speaker 4: gonna sink in and it's gonna pland that you think.
- 2:25:12Speaker 1: But this song is so evil it will rise to
- 2:25:14Speaker 1: the surface and it will ruin the world. So I
- 2:25:16Speaker 1: would watch out if you're going to malls or evil
- 2:25:19Speaker 1: Vivo or YouTube or even a cash app, because it's
- 2:25:23Speaker 1: going to be a cash Yeah, you send money.
- 2:25:26Speaker 2: Get music on that cash you know you can if
- 2:25:29Speaker 2: things go around.
- 2:25:31Speaker 1: I don't want to send music on cash up. I
- 2:25:34Speaker 1: don't need to.
- 2:25:35Speaker 16: I don't like the social aspect of love these cash things.
- 2:25:39Speaker 16: I don't need to know what other people are changing
- 2:25:40Speaker 16: money for.
- 2:25:41Speaker 1: I don't like my friends talking to me with money
- 2:25:43Speaker 1: at the same time.
- 2:25:44Speaker 16: I don't like it.
- 2:25:45Speaker 2: You ask a question for the group. What are you
- 2:25:48Speaker 2: doing the other days? The other are three hundred and
- 2:25:49Speaker 2: sixty four days that aren't your vision?
- 2:25:51Speaker 1: It's good?
- 2:25:52Speaker 2: Are you prepp what do you do well?
- 2:25:58Speaker 3: I get this question is for me, Yes, this question
- 2:26:02Speaker 3: is for me because I am in Norway jail.
- 2:26:06Speaker 2: I am in Norway jail.
- 2:26:07Speaker 7: I am having you in jail.
- 2:26:10Speaker 3: I'm having a wonderful time in there. You should see
- 2:26:13Speaker 3: these Norwegian jails. They are so nice. They are so
- 2:26:16Speaker 3: wonderful that I just keep getting parking tickets so I
- 2:26:19Speaker 3: can get in there.
- 2:26:20Speaker 7: That's great, this is so fun.
- 2:26:22Speaker 3: I'm getting really buff. There are a couple of guys
- 2:26:24Speaker 3: in there, and we lived weights together. We talk about
- 2:26:27Speaker 3: how to better our lives.
- 2:26:28Speaker 9: And we it's like a very like hige jail, right higgy.
- 2:26:34Speaker 1: So you don't know the word higge hige, So I believe.
- 2:26:41Speaker 3: Word Swedish high like a nikia or yeah, listen kia
- 2:26:48Speaker 3: Swedish Swedish slang for.
- 2:26:51Speaker 16: Talking about for all learning things here that's we learnedsion.
- 2:27:00Speaker 2: It's Eurovision.
- 2:27:00Speaker 3: So yeah, the other days I'm sort of just chillaxing
- 2:27:03Speaker 3: to the max in jail. And having a wonderful time
- 2:27:06Speaker 3: bettering myself and posting tiktoks where I dance to the
- 2:27:10Speaker 3: ice spice songs and other than that, I'm just like
- 2:27:15Speaker 3: a happy guy.
- 2:27:16Speaker 16: Let me let me ask you when when do you
- 2:27:17Speaker 16: start gearing up for Halloween?
- 2:27:20Speaker 2: Oh?
- 2:27:20Speaker 7: I gear up for Halloween. This starting in Uh.
- 2:27:23Speaker 3: Well, I give Christmas its moment because I don't want
- 2:27:28Speaker 3: to take away from the Christmas.
- 2:27:30Speaker 7: I like to give it it's time in the spotlight.
- 2:27:32Speaker 3: It's like, Okay, this holiday, it needs this, it needs this.
- 2:27:37Speaker 1: So I.
- 2:27:39Speaker 2: Feel like, you know, it's.
- 2:27:41Speaker 7: It's something I could do I would not want to steal.
- 2:27:43Speaker 3: So then New Year's happens, and then I wake up,
- 2:27:46Speaker 3: and then it is time to start researching what the
- 2:27:50Speaker 3: goblins are up to. Then I start sort of googgling
- 2:27:54Speaker 3: to see if there are any updates with the goblins,
- 2:27:56Speaker 3: and if there are any yes, goblin news, any any
- 2:28:00Speaker 3: sort of new jack lantern patterns and carving kids that
- 2:28:03Speaker 3: have come out. I like to keep abreast of industry trends.
- 2:28:07Speaker 3: And then of course I check in with the candy
- 2:28:09Speaker 3: company's pr girls to see if they've they're gonna unleash
- 2:28:13Speaker 3: no candies.
- 2:28:14Speaker 2: So I can be ahead of that.
- 2:28:16Speaker 4: The pr girlies, Oh Unleash sound about kids shape like switches.
- 2:28:26Speaker 2: Girls and you laugh.
- 2:28:31Speaker 3: But when they're unleashed the white chocolate crunch bar, everybody
- 2:28:34Speaker 3: want fucking Cuckoo Cricey, so they have.
- 2:28:41Speaker 1: Back up.
- 2:28:42Speaker 7: What do you do all do in the in the
- 2:28:44Speaker 7: middle of the air.
- 2:28:46Speaker 16: I'm mostly a scout and talent. I travel all over
- 2:28:49Speaker 16: Ireland and uh and sometimes Northern Ireland and this time
- 2:28:55Speaker 16: there's so many there's so much talent in Ireland and
- 2:28:58Speaker 16: it's really a shame that that there's not more people
- 2:29:01Speaker 16: aware of it because they think it's just the folk music,
- 2:29:05Speaker 16: you know, but there's so much. There's so much. There's
- 2:29:07Speaker 16: so much Irish jazz, there's so much Irish Irish country,
- 2:29:12Speaker 16: and there's so much Irish hip hop. Knee Cap Maybe
- 2:29:14Speaker 16: maybe I heard of a.
- 2:29:15Speaker 1: Knee cap saw the movie.
- 2:29:18Speaker 16: Yeah, well I also saw that movie. Yes, opening opening day,
- 2:29:25Speaker 16: I saw that.
- 2:29:25Speaker 1: But you did not meet him? Hey is it a hymn?
- 2:29:30Speaker 16: No, it's a it's a trio. Sorry, it's a trio
- 2:29:32Speaker 16: of boys and one. He's got the back about of
- 2:29:34Speaker 16: Clava on with the with the colors, the Irish colors,
- 2:29:37Speaker 16: w and U and yeah, I saw that movie Opening Day.
- 2:29:40Speaker 1: That's great.
- 2:29:41Speaker 16: Second and nine.
- 2:29:44Speaker 1: And out of Hony in the line, there's probably.
- 2:29:47Speaker 16: Ten of us. There was a man rot a matinee
- 2:29:52Speaker 16: at nine am for the old ones, you know, yeah, yes.
- 2:29:55Speaker 1: The first one.
- 2:29:56Speaker 16: What's that?
- 2:29:56Speaker 1: This is all the first of the day. First I
- 2:29:59Speaker 1: thought that's the.
- 2:29:59Speaker 16: Second screedy, but really all ones.
- 2:30:02Speaker 1: It was six A.
- 2:30:03Speaker 16: It is six am, so you could if you're so,
- 2:30:08Speaker 16: it's around the mass schedule. So did somebody only wants
- 2:30:11Speaker 16: to go to the six am mass and then you
- 2:30:13Speaker 16: go to the ninety amy and then the other ones
- 2:30:16Speaker 16: they switch around.
- 2:30:18Speaker 4: I I host some music clip show in Scotland. It's
- 2:30:22Speaker 4: kind of like t r L, but it's still on.
- 2:30:24Speaker 4: Gotcha Carson Dale, like can Suck My Ass?
- 2:30:30Speaker 3: Was boring and eure a vision one when we would
- 2:30:32Speaker 3: name drop Carsondale.
- 2:30:34Speaker 4: Let's get to the v Everyone here knows who Carson
- 2:30:37Speaker 4: Dalias is.
- 2:30:38Speaker 2: He sucking your ass?
- 2:30:40Speaker 4: He can suck my ass because he's showing off the
- 2:30:42Speaker 4: air and mine is still on. And I play all
- 2:30:45Speaker 4: types of music that are popular songs. I could play
- 2:30:49Speaker 4: all your songs on the show. Maybe maybe around Halloween
- 2:30:52Speaker 4: I could do a whole retrospective on you.
- 2:30:54Speaker 7: Why only on Halloween.
- 2:30:55Speaker 1: Because it's Halloween related.
- 2:30:58Speaker 7: It is the most universal failing that any of us had.
- 2:31:02Speaker 1: The goblins, lament is universal.
- 2:31:05Speaker 2: And monsters all and I know that that doesn't it
- 2:31:10Speaker 2: speaks to.
- 2:31:10Speaker 7: A universal human truth. I mean, wow, this is just
- 2:31:14Speaker 7: news to me.
- 2:31:15Speaker 1: Would you ever play that song for the Pope?
- 2:31:20Speaker 2: Not if I'm going to miss him winking because it's Halloween.
- 2:31:25Speaker 7: Well that's what I'm saying.
- 2:31:26Speaker 3: You know, you know you're around if you just you
- 2:31:30Speaker 3: it's about the universal human.
- 2:31:32Speaker 16: Should pick a different time.
- 2:31:33Speaker 1: I wouldn't spring it out him before the way. It
- 2:31:37Speaker 1: doesn't seem like something you should overload.
- 2:31:39Speaker 16: Maybe Easter you can paylloween.
- 2:31:42Speaker 4: Here's a question. We're all heading over to the to
- 2:31:45Speaker 4: the Eurovision contest this year. It's very exciting. Do you
- 2:31:50Speaker 4: guys feel like you have like a situation? You know,
- 2:31:52Speaker 4: you hear about the Olympic village where all the athletes
- 2:31:55Speaker 4: are kind of kissing each other. Do you ever have
- 2:31:57Speaker 4: any romantic encounters?
- 2:32:00Speaker 2: Want to see you to see sorry, you want to
- 2:32:06Speaker 2: see the band touch each.
- 2:32:07Speaker 7: Other, you want to see them come back to each other.
- 2:32:11Speaker 2: It's just a hug.
- 2:32:12Speaker 16: Can I tell you you know that Abbat voyage. Are
- 2:32:15Speaker 16: you familiar. Yeah, it's the holograms of Abba. Yes, and
- 2:32:18Speaker 16: and so they go out there and you swear you're
- 2:32:20Speaker 16: seeing the real thing. And then at the end of
- 2:32:22Speaker 16: the show, uh, the current day Abba comes out, you know,
- 2:32:26Speaker 16: the old ones. They come out and you think, oh,
- 2:32:28Speaker 16: how nice, how nice they're they're they're, they're actually, we
- 2:32:31Speaker 16: saw this wonderful concert. They they're themselves. And then a
- 2:32:35Speaker 16: couple of months later you realize they were holograms too,
- 2:32:38Speaker 16: stupider than you've ever felt in your life. That's a
- 2:32:42Speaker 16: real thing.
- 2:32:44Speaker 7: That's a real thing.
- 2:32:45Speaker 1: It's a real thing, so cruel.
- 2:32:47Speaker 16: And two months later you realize, doge night after night show,
- 2:32:57Speaker 16: of course they're not.
- 2:33:08Speaker 1: Delivered.
- 2:33:09Speaker 16: So we made you feel stupid.
- 2:33:12Speaker 1: What a great hog, it's a great ye. You must
- 2:33:16Speaker 1: have had a couple of smooches in your time around.
- 2:33:19Speaker 16: Well, I always, you know, I go to Eurovision every year,
- 2:33:21Speaker 16: whether I've got a client in there or not, and
- 2:33:23Speaker 16: I always stay the same hostel. And usually after after
- 2:33:28Speaker 16: the lights go out, things get a little spicy. You know,
- 2:33:32Speaker 16: you'll find yourself in the wrong cut or or you
- 2:33:35Speaker 16: know you're you as you're you know, you're you got
- 2:33:37Speaker 16: your arms folded over your valuables and and you feel
- 2:33:41Speaker 16: somebody start to peel your fingers off, and you know,
- 2:33:44Speaker 16: you don't know if it's if it's because they want
- 2:33:46Speaker 16: to snuggle with you, or if they're trying to steal
- 2:33:48Speaker 16: your travelers checks.
- 2:33:52Speaker 1: You think there's a chance they're trying to snuggle with you.
- 2:33:55Speaker 16: Well, you know, I'm a romantic song I like to think.
- 2:33:59Speaker 16: I like you know, when they get to the pinky finger,
- 2:34:02Speaker 16: I say, is this for a snuggle? And all the.
- 2:34:05Speaker 7: Way down there they're not going for your rings there, Well.
- 2:34:10Speaker 16: I'll keep my rings in my mouth. Of course you shouldn't.
- 2:34:13Speaker 16: You shouldn't. You shouldn't keep your rings on. You should
- 2:34:16Speaker 16: put your rings in your mouth.
- 2:34:18Speaker 1: Have you ever had a nightmare and then the accidentally
- 2:34:20Speaker 1: swallow a ring?
- 2:34:21Speaker 16: Occasionally I swallowed a few rings and they're still in there.
- 2:34:24Speaker 16: You know they don't You don't pass them.
- 2:34:27Speaker 2: Forever, and you know they can't get stolen that way.
- 2:34:29Speaker 16: That's right. That's why I can't travel by airplane anymore,
- 2:34:33Speaker 16: just because I set off the detectors, and so.
- 2:34:34Speaker 1: They won't let you travel because of that.
- 2:34:36Speaker 16: They won't let me on the plane because I say
- 2:34:39Speaker 16: I've got like half a dozen rings in there, and
- 2:34:41Speaker 16: they say that's not a thing, and I say, not
- 2:34:43Speaker 16: a medical thing, no, but it is a thing that
- 2:34:45Speaker 16: happened to me. And so that's why I always traveled
- 2:34:47Speaker 16: my boat.
- 2:34:48Speaker 1: That's always really difficult. It's travel boat everywhere I go.
- 2:34:52Speaker 7: What kind of boat are you taking?
- 2:34:54Speaker 16: Are you any kind of boat cruises. I'll take a
- 2:34:57Speaker 16: cruise liner. I'll take a garbage scow, I'll take a
- 2:35:00Speaker 16: tog boat. I'll take a canoe.
- 2:35:09Speaker 2: Excited, I got so excited canoe.
- 2:35:12Speaker 1: I have a question for you, like are you trying
- 2:35:15Speaker 1: to any romances? Like do you have to take a
- 2:35:19Speaker 1: vow of celibacy?
- 2:35:20Speaker 16: If you work at the Vatican.
- 2:35:21Speaker 2: You don't have to with her on the janitorial side,
- 2:35:24Speaker 2: but I do by choice.
- 2:35:26Speaker 16: What's the celibacy cutoff?
- 2:35:30Speaker 7: Is it like security clearance?
- 2:35:31Speaker 1: You are above the line? The line.
- 2:35:37Speaker 16: You get a promotion, say I got good news and
- 2:35:41Speaker 16: bad news, We're done.
- 2:35:47Speaker 2: It's really the truth. There are some people who's the
- 2:35:49Speaker 2: guy the guy in the activity center. Oh, poor guy,
- 2:35:53Speaker 2: he got a promotion and he just had to and
- 2:35:56Speaker 2: he just was like, well, I guess I'm getting paid
- 2:35:59Speaker 2: more to do bang nights with the priests. But now
- 2:36:02Speaker 2: I can't touch my wife.
- 2:36:03Speaker 1: You talk us so much about this activity center and
- 2:36:06Speaker 1: seems a very focal point of that before where who's open.
- 2:36:23Speaker 7: To start to talking about my favorite thing?
- 2:36:25Speaker 15: I love to hear.
- 2:36:29Speaker 1: The basilica it.
- 2:36:32Speaker 2: Okay? So you go through like security right a little
- 2:36:35Speaker 2: you say, pre check a little bit because it is
- 2:36:36Speaker 2: a different country. Right, go through customs, go in right,
- 2:36:39Speaker 2: and then the big stuff right, and then you walk
- 2:36:43Speaker 2: in the back.
- 2:36:44Speaker 10: You go down.
- 2:36:44Speaker 16: There's the lockers.
- 2:36:46Speaker 1: Okay.
- 2:36:46Speaker 2: The lockers are our stuff, our cobbies okay, and you
- 2:36:49Speaker 2: are cobbies. Take a left. Is next to the bathroom
- 2:36:53Speaker 2: is a bulletin board. That's the activity center.
- 2:36:56Speaker 16: It's just activities.
- 2:36:58Speaker 1: Just there's a guy that works there. No, okay, the celebs.
- 2:37:15Speaker 1: So it's to.
- 2:37:15Speaker 16: Be clear, the center itself is just the bulletin board.
- 2:37:20Speaker 1: It's more like I'm the center of activities.
- 2:37:23Speaker 2: Center's beer to you.
- 2:37:24Speaker 6: Okay.
- 2:37:24Speaker 2: I went to I went to America once for a
- 2:37:26Speaker 2: trip and I saw a y c A and I went,
- 2:37:28Speaker 2: where's your board?
- 2:37:31Speaker 1: So they have a board.
- 2:37:33Speaker 2: But they have a board. So if there is no activities,
- 2:37:36Speaker 2: what do they put on the board the time and
- 2:37:38Speaker 2: place for the activity.
- 2:37:40Speaker 1: So the activities are happening elsewhere.
- 2:37:42Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's like we're all going to Vienna and
- 2:37:46Speaker 2: we're gonna play. We're gonna play gets you.
- 2:37:52Speaker 1: Activity you guess here? You're going all the way to.
- 2:38:02Speaker 2: We do like crazy Hair Day in sorrental contactivity room. Okay,
- 2:38:12Speaker 2: so we go out.
- 2:38:13Speaker 1: Are you not allowed to play?
- 2:38:14Speaker 16: Guess who on the train.
- 2:38:16Speaker 6: On the way to vin.
- 2:38:18Speaker 2: Book A guess who over there? We don't own the
- 2:38:21Speaker 2: we don't own the book. The games you can't keep
- 2:38:23Speaker 2: the Guess who in the Vatican because they don't have
- 2:38:26Speaker 2: to be celebrated.
- 2:38:28Speaker 16: The game would have to be you have to describe
- 2:38:30Speaker 16: people like, Okay, he's got shaggy hair, he celibate.
- 2:38:36Speaker 2: It would work, it wouldn't. Are you guys ready for
- 2:38:41Speaker 2: the big after party this year? I heard the things.
- 2:38:44Speaker 2: Spotify is sponsoring it.
- 2:38:46Speaker 3: O great Spotify, Sky Vodka.
- 2:38:50Speaker 7: So excited to see all these guys.
- 2:38:53Speaker 4: Great to see Twinings of London is going to be sponsored.
- 2:38:57Speaker 1: That's amazing. I love that tea. I love that not
- 2:39:03Speaker 1: a sponsor.
- 2:39:04Speaker 16: Is gonna be tatoes.
- 2:39:07Speaker 1: Iceland is bringing ice. We've got a lot of ice coming.
- 2:39:14Speaker 19: Say a sponsor, A sponsor, is your sponsortal?
- 2:39:22Speaker 1: Help? Better help? Better help? Yes, better help.
- 2:39:26Speaker 16: That one didn't seem to work, almost work.
- 2:39:29Speaker 1: But now I'm in back and oh guys, this has
- 2:39:32Speaker 1: been amazing and hopefully by me sitting here, the vibe
- 2:39:36Speaker 1: has been positive because I want to double check if
- 2:39:38Speaker 1: everybody is very positive and feeling good, can we get
- 2:39:42Speaker 1: a good vibe?
- 2:39:43Speaker 15: Check really quick?
- 2:39:47Speaker 16: Good?
- 2:39:48Speaker 25: Yeah, I'm great, I'm this and good, fantastic. We are
- 2:39:53Speaker 25: crushing it. We are doing so welcome on everybody. Are
- 2:39:57Speaker 25: you feeling puzzitive?
- 2:40:03Speaker 1: Oh? No, nothing, you feel.
- 2:40:12Speaker 15: Bobby is calling. Bobby's calling you.
- 2:40:18Speaker 26: Pausing everybody, Come on, Clap your hands, clap your feet,
- 2:40:23Speaker 26: clap everything, Clap your hands, clap your feet, clap everything.
- 2:40:29Speaker 18: Clap your hands, clap your feet, clap everything, Clap your hands,
- 2:40:33Speaker 18: clap feet.
- 2:40:39Speaker 1: This has been artist and artist and answer the question.
- 2:40:41Speaker 1: Now that's what they call it. Joe Business Night, Hollywood.
- 2:40:44Speaker 2: Live from the Beautiful Talking I guess.
- 2:40:49Speaker 1: Wow, leave me here, happy Eurovision.
- 2:40:54Speaker 2: Good job, Jeremy, You're so good in the hell you
- 2:40:57Speaker 2: Jeremy job, Jeremy.
- 2:40:58Speaker 1: That was so cool. Me and Stinky Man three, Yeah,
- 2:41:02Speaker 1: it was great. College college girls playing Stinky Man three
- 2:41:07Speaker 1: and it's important that you guys know my real credits.
- 2:41:10Speaker 1: And I'm still crying. They got the I'm not gonna
- 2:41:14Speaker 1: say it. Okay, this is another Okay. This one is
- 2:41:19Speaker 1: a deep cut and it's one of my favorites and
- 2:41:21Speaker 1: it's the final four if you will, from Nashville, We're
- 2:41:26Speaker 1: having a blast. Nashville Tapes is the one we were
- 2:41:28Speaker 1: in a fishball per se windows on each side you
- 2:41:31Speaker 1: can see in a hotel lobby filming podcasts in the
- 2:41:37Speaker 1: space of a hotel lobby, people not knowing who we
- 2:41:41Speaker 1: are gone.
- 2:41:42Speaker 2: We would just turn the on air button.
- 2:41:45Speaker 4: Also, we were like, it's also funny to look at
- 2:41:47Speaker 4: now that we're sitting in a theater with cameras. We
- 2:41:49Speaker 4: were like, we need to a film in a professional place.
- 2:41:51Speaker 4: Let's buy three web cameras. Laptop would HD.
- 2:41:56Speaker 2: Camera country with webcams heart ring.
- 2:42:04Speaker 1: Because if you love something you figured out how to
- 2:42:06Speaker 1: do it, you can if you watch. These are hard
- 2:42:09Speaker 1: videos to watch because the cameras are all different. You
- 2:42:12Speaker 1: can't really tell where we are in the room. Somebody
- 2:42:17Speaker 1: we're feeling this. Somebody is behind three giant screens that
- 2:42:20Speaker 1: could barely see the other people.
- 2:42:22Speaker 6: They sounded great.
- 2:42:24Speaker 1: They were the ones that sounded great.
- 2:42:25Speaker 2: Which one of these?
- 2:42:26Speaker 1: This one is one of my all time phaves True crime,
- 2:42:30Speaker 1: Oh oh, wild one.
- 2:42:33Speaker 3: This is one of my favorite characters on the pod,
- 2:42:36Speaker 3: Rebecca Flat Instantly.
- 2:42:40Speaker 1: Real Real, one of our first runs. Yeah, well, this
- 2:42:43Speaker 1: was so fun because I didn't know what I was doing.
- 2:42:45Speaker 1: And I love this one because I really felt supported
- 2:42:48Speaker 1: by my friends right there. Sometimes you walk into these
- 2:42:50Speaker 1: episodes and you're like, I have nothing, I don't understand
- 2:42:53Speaker 1: the genre very well. I'm just trying, and I just
- 2:42:56Speaker 1: chose this character, and you guys saw the gold in
- 2:42:59Speaker 1: it and helped create this amazing thing that made me
- 2:43:02Speaker 1: feel good and made all of us look so good.
- 2:43:04Speaker 1: So I really appreciate it.
- 2:43:05Speaker 4: That was so selfishly. This is a great episode for
- 2:43:07Speaker 4: me because Okay, I love this. This is Women or
- 2:43:11Speaker 4: my Marvel movies Women.
- 2:43:19Speaker 1: Hell yeah, check it out. Check out all the National
- 2:43:21Speaker 1: tapes if you want. Gossip Columnists is also so funny.
- 2:43:23Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yes, okay, short film all it. Okay,
- 2:43:28Speaker 1: but check out this one and check us out on
- 2:43:30Speaker 1: the Patreon and we love you. Bye.
- 2:43:38Speaker 2: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists,
- 2:43:41Speaker 2: Cereal S Town, my favorite murder crime junkie. These are
- 2:43:45Speaker 2: just some of the many true crime podcasts that lead
- 2:43:47Speaker 2: our industry today.
- 2:43:49Speaker 1: Dead Bodies plus everyone having access to the Internet equals
- 2:43:52Speaker 1: a large flow of amateur detectives who have taken it
- 2:43:56Speaker 1: upon themselves to solve the crimes that authorities could not.
- 2:44:00Speaker 7: Here's something true about true crime. We've gathered for true
- 2:44:04Speaker 7: crime journalists and podcasters in the studio today to talk
- 2:44:08Speaker 7: to them.
- 2:44:09Speaker 1: So let's bury the hatchet in somebody's back and listen in.
- 2:44:16Speaker 1: Do you guys want to go around and mention our
- 2:44:18Speaker 1: sponsors up top? Or do you want to wait? Yeah,
- 2:44:21Speaker 1: that's that's a great idea.
- 2:44:22Speaker 2: Let's do Yeah, my pot it's in the name. So,
- 2:44:27Speaker 2: but is there does Artists on Artists on Artists have
- 2:44:30Speaker 2: a natural sponsor that we should mention?
- 2:44:32Speaker 1: Oh I don't think so.
- 2:44:33Speaker 2: No, So just our sponsors?
- 2:44:35Speaker 1: Yeah, we can just mention who is our sponsor? Would
- 2:44:37Speaker 1: be helpful for me?
- 2:44:38Speaker 2: Okay, I have a bunch, so it might be a bit.
- 2:44:41Speaker 7: Well, I think should we all? I mean, I assume
- 2:44:44Speaker 7: we all have blue apron?
- 2:44:46Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so let's check. I assume we all have
- 2:44:48Speaker 1: better help. Yeah, better help is mine?
- 2:44:50Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, ditch your premium yeah yeah yeah.
- 2:44:54Speaker 1: I mean only for a little bit longer, but yeah.
- 2:44:56Speaker 7: But yeah, we still I think under contra square Stones.
- 2:45:00Speaker 1: Yes, yes, in a.
- 2:45:01Speaker 2: Big way, in a big way, in a big way.
- 2:45:04Speaker 2: That's really cool.
- 2:45:06Speaker 1: Yeah. Is there any other sponsors that tab toast tab Yes?
- 2:45:11Speaker 2: No, I don't really agree with their morals.
- 2:45:13Speaker 7: Oh god, I have a d T ADT Security systems
- 2:45:18Speaker 7: simply Safe.
- 2:45:19Speaker 1: Sorry, I agreed, so I have.
- 2:45:21Speaker 2: My podcast is simply safe.
- 2:45:22Speaker 1: I have buy a gun dot com?
- 2:45:24Speaker 2: Oh were you?
- 2:45:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, didn't want to rush by yours.
- 2:45:29Speaker 1: Your podcast is simply safe dot com.
- 2:45:31Speaker 2: My podcast is simply safe. Who murdered that girl? Are
- 2:45:36Speaker 2: you sponsored by simply Safe?
- 2:45:37Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 2:45:38Speaker 2: Simply Safe present so they know who murdered that girl?
- 2:45:40Speaker 7: Okay, okay, yeah.
- 2:45:41Speaker 2: And it is a simply safe podcast. Simply Safe is
- 2:45:44Speaker 2: now getting into the podcast space and not just sponsoring them,
- 2:45:48Speaker 2: but also producing them.
- 2:45:49Speaker 1: That's awesome. I mean, yeah, we should go around because
- 2:45:51Speaker 1: I've seen you guys on my feet constantly. Yeah.
- 2:45:54Speaker 3: I think we did mention all of our sponsors, and
- 2:45:56Speaker 3: I'm glad to know, and not necessarily in a positive way.
- 2:45:59Speaker 1: But we did.
- 2:45:59Speaker 7: We did at least mention them, which I think is important.
- 2:46:02Speaker 7: It's good to know what not to step on, what
- 2:46:04Speaker 7: not to.
- 2:46:05Speaker 1: Talk about exactly.
- 2:46:06Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have.
- 2:46:07Speaker 7: Nothing but good things to say about squarespace.
- 2:46:10Speaker 1: How do you agree with biagun dot com? A byagun
- 2:46:12Speaker 1: dot Com is fantastic. They they need so many free guns.
- 2:46:15Speaker 2: Okay, and they have They have like a lot of
- 2:46:18Speaker 2: they have a lot.
- 2:46:19Speaker 1: So legally you can buy a gun dot com. You
- 2:46:21Speaker 1: can buy a gun on buy a gun dot com,
- 2:46:23Speaker 1: and it's really great for safety. And it's like, I'm
- 2:46:25Speaker 1: not crazy about guns, but I am crazy about your safety.
- 2:46:29Speaker 1: So bygun dot Com is a great sponsorship. I can
- 2:46:32Speaker 1: set you guys up too. They send me like a
- 2:46:34Speaker 1: gun a week. I don't think you need that any No,
- 2:46:41Speaker 1: yeah you don't. At this point. It's just excessive. I
- 2:46:43Speaker 1: got closets full of guns. But they're great, a great
- 2:46:46Speaker 1: person to work with, incredible great. So yeah, I mean
- 2:46:50Speaker 1: we gotta get into it, guys. Absolutely. This is like
- 2:46:55Speaker 1: the meeting of the mind.
- 2:46:57Speaker 2: It's crazy that I know all your pods but I
- 2:46:58Speaker 2: don't know any of your face is like who are you?
- 2:47:03Speaker 2: I feel like less shock.
- 2:47:04Speaker 1: I close my eyes and I picture what I thought.
- 2:47:06Speaker 1: You guys, isn't that an interesting thing? Like, isn't that
- 2:47:09Speaker 1: interesting in your brain? That that happens? Like, that's really interesting.
- 2:47:12Speaker 7: It's so interesting.
- 2:47:14Speaker 1: Something to think about, Like, it's really.
- 2:47:16Speaker 4: Like what like because then you realize that your brain
- 2:47:19Speaker 4: and your your ears and your eyes and your mouth
- 2:47:22Speaker 4: are all doing different things and.
- 2:47:24Speaker 7: It just isra never thought about what you guys look like.
- 2:47:28Speaker 1: Yeah, brain, ears, eyes.
- 2:47:29Speaker 2: Mouth, brain ears, eyes, mouth exactly.
- 2:47:32Speaker 7: That's so interesting.
- 2:47:34Speaker 3: Wow, because the way you guys look and the way
- 2:47:35Speaker 3: your mouth is sounding, like, it's so interesting to see
- 2:47:38Speaker 3: you in person.
- 2:47:39Speaker 1: Absolutely, that actually is Wait a second, that's so interesting.
- 2:47:43Speaker 1: We don't talk enough about that, Like we really don't
- 2:47:45Speaker 1: talk now, wait a second, that is actually so interesting?
- 2:47:48Speaker 1: Can we dive into that a little bit more? Because
- 2:47:50Speaker 1: that was because I wasn't even thinking.
- 2:47:52Speaker 2: Talk about it. Oh sorry, that's my I bring around
- 2:47:58Speaker 2: my music guy chess chess. We don't need any of that.
- 2:48:03Speaker 2: Chess chess, We don't Chest chess is chest eating a sandwich. Yeah,
- 2:48:09Speaker 2: he's he's so good on garage band and he's also
- 2:48:12Speaker 2: always eating a sandwich.
- 2:48:13Speaker 1: Chessut he uses garage band it's always.
- 2:48:16Speaker 2: It's always chest. You could show him a little bit
- 2:48:21Speaker 2: and it always he always plays it when someone goes, wait,
- 2:48:24Speaker 2: that's really interesting anytime, Thank you so much. Yeah, we
- 2:48:32Speaker 2: have to be careful. And I love chess, and he's
- 2:48:34Speaker 2: paid constantly. I'm constantly, so he'll just be.
- 2:48:39Speaker 1: Here because but like once every two weeks or something.
- 2:48:42Speaker 2: No, I literally can't turn off the payroll. It's constant.
- 2:48:45Speaker 2: So it's just easier for me to just bring him
- 2:48:48Speaker 2: around instead of turning off the payroll.
- 2:48:50Speaker 1: Actually think chess is as actually dope. No, chess is dope.
- 2:48:53Speaker 2: But be careful because if you say, oh, that's really intriguing,
- 2:48:57Speaker 2: or like, oh don't like that? Will that will that
- 2:49:00Speaker 2: will turn on?
- 2:49:01Speaker 1: Just stop turn Well, why didn't you introduce yourself?
- 2:49:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I am Brittany tow in the face of simply
- 2:49:06Speaker 2: safe present who murdered that girl. We've been doing it
- 2:49:10Speaker 2: for four seasons now, and I'm really, really, really excited.
- 2:49:13Speaker 2: I have been obsessed with true crime ever since I
- 2:49:16Speaker 2: graduated sixth grade and I heard about a girl who
- 2:49:19Speaker 2: got murdered from my middle school, and it's been.
- 2:49:21Speaker 3: That's awesome because that like predates true crime. It's as like,
- 2:49:25Speaker 3: I mean, there was true crime, but it wasn't like
- 2:49:27Speaker 3: no for sure way that no for sure.
- 2:49:30Speaker 2: It was before OJ, like it was before a lot
- 2:49:32Speaker 2: of things. It was before OJ, like Orange Juice.
- 2:49:36Speaker 3: So before Orange Juice, you would you would think about
- 2:49:39Speaker 3: crime literally.
- 2:49:40Speaker 2: So it was really weird at the time. But I
- 2:49:43Speaker 2: love that now true crime is accepted as like interests
- 2:49:48Speaker 2: and accepted as like a cool thing to focus on.
- 2:49:51Speaker 2: But at the time, my parents were really worried about me,
- 2:49:53Speaker 2: and I had to go to crazy therapy because I
- 2:49:56Speaker 2: was interested in, like I mean, I playing clue and
- 2:50:01Speaker 2: finding where the weapon was and who was in the
- 2:50:03Speaker 2: house and all that stuff. And my parents were like,
- 2:50:04Speaker 2: why she is so obsessed with finding out if it's
- 2:50:07Speaker 2: a dagger or not? Right, And it was because that
- 2:50:11Speaker 2: girl when I was in sixth grade got murdered.
- 2:50:13Speaker 1: Well wow, so is your podcast is just following one
- 2:50:17Speaker 1: girl's murder or is it multiple?
- 2:50:18Speaker 2: It's any girl who's ever been murdered?
- 2:50:20Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's pretty broad.
- 2:50:22Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, any girl. So every episode it's a different.
- 2:50:24Speaker 1: Girl every episode, and you kind of talk about and we.
- 2:50:27Speaker 2: Follow that girl and it's a story of her. I
- 2:50:29Speaker 2: do some research. We have a full writer's room. And
- 2:50:33Speaker 2: it's always goes back to if we had better security
- 2:50:37Speaker 2: systems in our homes, and we always talk about the
- 2:50:41Speaker 2: house itself. Most of the stories were like in the
- 2:50:44Speaker 2: eighties or in the seventies, so that's why it always
- 2:50:47Speaker 2: goes back to if simply Safe was around earlier enough,
- 2:50:50Speaker 2: we could have been more safe. And it's really one
- 2:50:54Speaker 2: big ad copy, which is really interesting. It's like what
- 2:50:58Speaker 2: if podcast? It's interesting? Interesting, it's really interesting. How fast, chassy,
- 2:51:05Speaker 2: thank you?
- 2:51:06Speaker 1: It's gonna be a long podcast if you do that
- 2:51:07Speaker 1: every time.
- 2:51:08Speaker 16: Chest.
- 2:51:08Speaker 7: But it's really I N T E R S T
- 2:51:11Speaker 7: I n G Yeah, and good, I got it.
- 2:51:15Speaker 6: It is that.
- 2:51:16Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is.
- 2:51:17Speaker 1: Wait, I got it. That's so yeah, that is that.
- 2:51:19Speaker 1: I got it.
- 2:51:20Speaker 2: That's so uh yeah, so it's it really is because
- 2:51:25Speaker 2: I guess in the podcast space the copy would be
- 2:51:28Speaker 2: either in the beginning, the middle, or the end. And
- 2:51:30Speaker 2: Simply Safe is doing this new thing where the whole
- 2:51:33Speaker 2: episode is one big ad copy.
- 2:51:36Speaker 3: So how what is the percentage of like, like, so,
- 2:51:39Speaker 3: do you have to mention serve save? No, that's the
- 2:51:44Speaker 3: other thing, simply save. So do you have to like
- 2:51:46Speaker 3: mention simply save within every sentence or like within like
- 2:51:50Speaker 3: like how much detailed do you have to go in?
- 2:51:53Speaker 1: Kind of like the opening of the Mark Maren What
- 2:51:55Speaker 1: WTF Show, where like he's telling about his life, then
- 2:51:57Speaker 1: all of a sudden it's a commercial for better help
- 2:51:59Speaker 1: or something like that.
- 2:52:00Speaker 7: I love WT.
- 2:52:02Speaker 1: It's so he just like dives in with them on
- 2:52:05Speaker 1: such a way. I've never heard a person talk to
- 2:52:08Speaker 1: celebrity's also sick.
- 2:52:11Speaker 2: No, he's really sick. It's actually my podcast studio is
- 2:52:15Speaker 2: really fun because there's a mic. But there's a really
- 2:52:18Speaker 2: big clock that if I don't say simply safe soon enough,
- 2:52:24Speaker 2: the clock will get red and then and I get
- 2:52:29Speaker 2: and I get really hot in the room.
- 2:52:30Speaker 1: Oh they turn up the heat.
- 2:52:32Speaker 2: Yeah, so then I have to say it. And it's
- 2:52:36Speaker 2: a really fun way in my body for me to go, oh, goal,
- 2:52:39Speaker 2: that's the goal.
- 2:52:40Speaker 6: Goal.
- 2:52:41Speaker 7: They've trained you via like negative reinforcement, like a dog.
- 2:52:44Speaker 1: And it's nice that they did a technique that doesn't
- 2:52:47Speaker 1: like interrupt it auditorily. It's just a physical feeling.
- 2:52:50Speaker 7: Yeah, silent, terrifying.
- 2:52:52Speaker 2: Yeah, but to the point where I can't take hot showers,
- 2:52:54Speaker 2: I can't go into a jacuzzi anymore because I'll just
- 2:52:57Speaker 2: keep talking about simply safe.
- 2:52:58Speaker 1: Oh man, occupational hazard.
- 2:52:59Speaker 13: Right.
- 2:53:00Speaker 1: I can see why they wanted to build their own
- 2:53:02Speaker 1: studios for this too.
- 2:53:03Speaker 2: Oh my god, I literally can't even listen to you
- 2:53:05Speaker 2: without thinking about your podcast.
- 2:53:06Speaker 1: Crazy.
- 2:53:07Speaker 4: Please you don't have to come on, please please all right.
- 2:53:15Speaker 4: So my name is Gane Miranda, and I am I
- 2:53:20Speaker 4: was originally a documentary filmmaker. And I started getting into
- 2:53:24Speaker 4: uh the podcast Realm. I do more uh serialized episodes
- 2:53:30Speaker 4: of shows, so I do full seasons and I actually
- 2:53:33Speaker 4: focused on as as a male who really really really
- 2:53:36Speaker 4: loves women. I love like it's almost like great gee,
- 2:53:41Speaker 4: I like to me like women are like women are
- 2:53:43Speaker 4: my Marvel movies, Like I just like peek out about them,
- 2:53:45Speaker 4: like I know ever think about it, My gosh, I.
- 2:53:47Speaker 2: Totally get how Old Woman could be a Marvel.
- 2:53:49Speaker 7: Movie, you know exactly. It's like that thing you really love.
- 2:53:52Speaker 1: I stand women like like Women's.
- 2:53:54Speaker 2: Ship is like my so loud when you said that
- 2:53:56Speaker 2: I stan.
- 2:53:57Speaker 1: Women like I stand them like I stand women.
- 2:54:01Speaker 2: And I can tell your a natural podcast because you
- 2:54:02Speaker 2: backed up.
- 2:54:03Speaker 4: Exactly yea, like you can tell on the microphone on
- 2:54:06Speaker 4: the video like I I stand women like I like
- 2:54:09Speaker 4: and I and I won't even say it like that
- 2:54:12Speaker 4: quiet like that is even quiet for sometimes how I
- 2:54:14Speaker 4: say it at bars?
- 2:54:16Speaker 1: Crazy? Yeah, isn't that interesting? So so oh sorry, I
- 2:54:20Speaker 1: N T I, I n T E r s C
- 2:54:23Speaker 1: I n E no, thank you, chess.
- 2:54:26Speaker 6: So yeah.
- 2:54:27Speaker 4: I am the host of I Had A Feeling, which
- 2:54:29Speaker 4: is a serialized podcast that I follow men who other
- 2:54:33Speaker 4: people think maybe are murderers, are bad guys, and there's
- 2:54:38Speaker 4: no allegations about them, but I follow them and I
- 2:54:40Speaker 4: do really in depth, season long reports on them in
- 2:54:43Speaker 4: case they do come out as criminals or murderers.
- 2:54:47Speaker 1: In some way, I can say I had a feeling.
- 2:54:49Speaker 1: You kind of call it first, Yeah, I mean, the
- 2:54:51Speaker 1: most interesting thing about your podcast is the kind of
- 2:54:53Speaker 1: the ramifications of these people's lives.
- 2:54:55Speaker 3: Totally, I'm opending a lot of people, but so interesting,
- 2:54:58Speaker 3: that's big.
- 2:54:59Speaker 2: It's yeah, totally.
- 2:55:00Speaker 1: The vibe they give off is like'serving, like it's and
- 2:55:05Speaker 1: I hear reports it's like, oh, this person stayed around
- 2:55:08Speaker 1: my party when everybody left and was the only person
- 2:55:10Speaker 1: to party right, or this person continues to talk about
- 2:55:14Speaker 1: their mom when everybody else has moved on to talking
- 2:55:17Speaker 1: about how good the Wacamola. That was such an interesting season.
- 2:55:21Speaker 2: You're giving women a loaded gun exactly.
- 2:55:24Speaker 1: That's what I want to buy a gun dot com.
- 2:55:27Speaker 4: Look, I'm not like a cave man. I think the
- 2:55:29Speaker 4: women should have the tools. That's what I'm thinking. I
- 2:55:32Speaker 4: think women deserve tools, okay, and I think I'm giving
- 2:55:35Speaker 4: it to them. I understand that people can see this
- 2:55:38Speaker 4: as a witch hunt, but what I would say is
- 2:55:40Speaker 4: that which is primarily and because I'm such a nerd
- 2:55:42Speaker 4: when it comes to.
- 2:55:43Speaker 1: Women facts, which is where women in the past, it's
- 2:55:46Speaker 1: actually interesting women were had.
- 2:55:51Speaker 4: So in the past women were hags, but now men
- 2:55:53Speaker 4: can be hags. So that's kind of what I'm looking at,
- 2:55:56Speaker 4: and that's what I'm looking into. And I and I
- 2:55:58Speaker 4: understand that people can get mad that I'm like going
- 2:56:01Speaker 4: after these people, but it's like, don't be weird.
- 2:56:03Speaker 3: It's so crazy, Like the ethics of course are like
- 2:56:06Speaker 3: so incredibly dodgy, totally. Every once in a while, you're right.
- 2:56:10Speaker 1: Yes, and that is right. How many times have you
- 2:56:12Speaker 1: been right about this podcast? How many seasons have you
- 2:56:14Speaker 1: done and how many times have you been right? So
- 2:56:16Speaker 1: I was right about phil Spector, but that was a
- 2:56:20Speaker 1: flashback episode. So I actually already knew, So you already.
- 2:56:23Speaker 7: Knew, and then you were using the information that you
- 2:56:25Speaker 7: had to go back.
- 2:56:26Speaker 2: And okay, I heard after episode one you had two
- 2:56:29Speaker 2: hundred thousand submissions.
- 2:56:30Speaker 1: I did a lot of people.
- 2:56:32Speaker 4: A lot of people thought that I was indeed doing
- 2:56:37Speaker 4: an open call, and and I got a lot of
- 2:56:40Speaker 4: reports about people that were a little weird.
- 2:56:42Speaker 1: And we have a big team.
- 2:56:44Speaker 4: I'm really lucky to employ about twenty five to thirty researchers.
- 2:56:48Speaker 1: And we really you and your research is following the
- 2:56:52Speaker 1: men around. Yeah, we really people to make sure that
- 2:56:55Speaker 1: they do, in fact give off a weird vibe.
- 2:56:57Speaker 2: What an incredible job is that that's important, that's really
- 2:57:02Speaker 2: get benefits and to live your life nine to five,
- 2:57:05Speaker 2: just like walking the line to see if a guy's
- 2:57:07Speaker 2: weird or a problematic.
- 2:57:09Speaker 4: Exactly exactly and like, and I only do this because
- 2:57:11Speaker 4: I'm just such a nerd for women and women's stuff,
- 2:57:14Speaker 4: like as soon as to be Anthony, not only her,
- 2:57:16Speaker 4: but also Amelia Earhart, Like.
- 2:57:18Speaker 7: No, I love her, She's great, She's so interesting.
- 2:57:22Speaker 1: One of the most famous missing women of all time.
- 2:57:25Speaker 1: I would say totally. She kind of started the whole genre.
- 2:57:27Speaker 7: Really without her, we wouldn't be anywhere.
- 2:57:29Speaker 1: We really like her. Where is she? And how?
- 2:57:38Speaker 2: And why?
- 2:57:40Speaker 1: Right? And in what way exactly?
- 2:57:43Speaker 7: And that's the question that I have.
- 2:57:45Speaker 2: Thank you so much for saying that, where the fuck
- 2:57:50Speaker 2: is she?
- 2:57:51Speaker 1: Where is she?
- 2:57:52Speaker 7: And that's what I'm asking.
- 2:57:54Speaker 2: And if we're walking away with anything today, it's so
- 2:57:56Speaker 2: where is Amelia Earhart?
- 2:57:57Speaker 1: Totally?
- 2:57:59Speaker 4: And we'll never I mean, so I really want to
- 2:58:01Speaker 4: hear more about you too, course please.
- 2:58:03Speaker 7: Well, I of course I am Jessica Robbins, and I host.
- 2:58:10Speaker 2: Well, now I host alone.
- 2:58:12Speaker 3: I used to host with my comedy partner Jenna Robbins,
- 2:58:16Speaker 3: my sister your twins. We used to okay, well I host,
- 2:58:21Speaker 3: I could just say it. I host it on my
- 2:58:24Speaker 3: Cute Crimes, and we follow crimes that are like kind
- 2:58:28Speaker 3: of cute and adorable and like we sort of like
- 2:58:31Speaker 3: like crimes are really scary, and so we present them
- 2:58:33Speaker 3: in like a way that's accessible and in a way
- 2:58:35Speaker 3: that like says, guys, don't don't don't get excited and
- 2:58:40Speaker 3: get homicided. Right, that's so cute, stay excited, don't get homicide.
- 2:58:46Speaker 2: I can't believe you.
- 2:58:47Speaker 1: Just that's so good and so I have literal you
- 2:58:52Speaker 1: saying that like so close to.
- 2:58:53Speaker 3: Me, and because I think it's like it's on the
- 2:58:55Speaker 3: T shirts, it's on the billboards, it's on everything.
- 2:58:58Speaker 7: Q crimes is like and we have different vision. It's
- 2:59:00Speaker 7: like we are and it's just become this thing that's
- 2:59:03Speaker 7: so big.
- 2:59:04Speaker 3: Like when my sister and I were looking at pictures
- 2:59:08Speaker 3: of crime scenes in our garage.
- 2:59:12Speaker 2: We never expected that so.
- 2:59:14Speaker 3: Many people would tune in and so many people would
- 2:59:17Speaker 3: want to uh listen, and that cuts would want to
- 2:59:21Speaker 3: sponsor us, and uh, we never expected to have so
- 2:59:25Speaker 3: many crime quts walking around.
- 2:59:26Speaker 1: There's so many crime cuties it's like tough to miss
- 2:59:28Speaker 1: them now.
- 2:59:29Speaker 3: You know.
- 2:59:29Speaker 4: One of my favorite seasons is when you because you
- 2:59:32Speaker 4: give nicknames to all the murderers and criminals that you study.
- 2:59:34Speaker 4: Yeah and go over and I love when you called
- 2:59:37Speaker 4: the BTK killer, the the bunny, the bunny Tiara, Uh
- 2:59:44Speaker 4: bunny Tiara Carrot.
- 2:59:47Speaker 1: Like a diamond.
- 2:59:50Speaker 7: Killer Bunny Tiara Carrot. Because murder is scary.
- 2:59:53Speaker 3: Murder is scary, and we should be talking about it
- 2:59:55Speaker 3: in a way that's accessible so that we don't repeat
- 2:59:59Speaker 3: the mistakes the pass.
- 3:00:01Speaker 2: If you make it cute, you make it approachable.
- 3:00:05Speaker 1: Yeah, and I love that you always talk about like
- 3:00:07Speaker 1: not making mistakes the past, like when you did the
- 3:00:09Speaker 1: BTK Killer, like how the women kind of made a
- 3:00:11Speaker 1: lot of mistakes. That was okay.
- 3:00:13Speaker 2: It's like, you know what, no one else can say
- 3:00:15Speaker 2: it besides you and your sister exactly exactly when you
- 3:00:19Speaker 2: guys just renamed Ted Bunny Ted Bundy Hello Kitty. Yes, Yeah,
- 3:00:23Speaker 2: that was so good.
- 3:00:24Speaker 1: It was crazy because it wasn't a full rename. You
- 3:00:26Speaker 1: still call them Ted Bundy, but it was Ted Bundy,
- 3:00:29Speaker 1: Hello Kitty, which Bunny.
- 3:00:30Speaker 3: Hello Kitty, because it's like, we still want to talk
- 3:00:32Speaker 3: about these guys, but actually saying their names maybe exposes
- 3:00:35Speaker 3: sort of the deep horror that it like shouldn't maybe
- 3:00:38Speaker 3: be said on a podcast.
- 3:00:39Speaker 7: But like if you put a little name on it,
- 3:00:41Speaker 7: it's not as bad.
- 3:00:42Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's cute.
- 3:00:43Speaker 2: And I'm sorry about what went down.
- 3:00:45Speaker 1: Yeah what happened. I mean, it's been pretty public, but
- 3:00:48Speaker 1: maybe you can give your side. Yeah, we've heard your
- 3:00:51Speaker 1: sister's side online.
- 3:00:52Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know, and I know, and I know.
- 3:00:54Speaker 2: I'll just say it.
- 3:00:55Speaker 7: The crime Cuties went overboard. We went overboard, and.
- 3:00:59Speaker 2: We the fans did or you.
- 3:01:02Speaker 7: We did well, we did.
- 3:01:04Speaker 3: I'm sure you've seen the articles that we faked Jenna's
- 3:01:09Speaker 3: death to launch a sort of really hands on crime
- 3:01:14Speaker 3: story investigation, and then she was found partying in uh
- 3:01:20Speaker 3: In Mikonos and the whole thing kind of fell apart.
- 3:01:23Speaker 2: Were you really because we really, like she.
- 3:01:26Speaker 3: Was gone for forty eight hours, and we really for
- 3:01:27Speaker 3: those forty eight hours, we were really good, and we
- 3:01:30Speaker 3: really stuck to the story, and we really honestly think
- 3:01:32Speaker 3: that thought that it would work.
- 3:01:34Speaker 7: But then she'd like heard of a party.
- 3:01:35Speaker 2: And she had to go to one. And will you
- 3:01:37Speaker 2: address the rumors that s afora paid you three hundred
- 3:01:40Speaker 2: and fifty grand. Yeah, to do the death with all
- 3:01:46Speaker 2: of the lipstick the makeup.
- 3:01:48Speaker 3: Well, I can't comment on ongoing legal battles, but what
- 3:01:52Speaker 3: I can comment on is that we regret the amount
- 3:01:55Speaker 3: of lipstick that was found on Jenna when she was
- 3:01:59Speaker 3: discovered a live We regret that, and we don't we
- 3:02:02Speaker 3: understand why the optics of that are bad. I cannot comment,
- 3:02:06Speaker 3: of course, in a legal sense.
- 3:02:07Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I just want to like publicly just say that,
- 3:02:09Speaker 2: like I'm sorry for all that, and I but I
- 3:02:11Speaker 2: do want to say, I think it's unfortunate that your
- 3:02:15Speaker 2: crime cuties were second to a brand deal and that
- 3:02:19Speaker 2: went first. I just want to say that. I just
- 3:02:21Speaker 2: want to say, as someone who hosts a Okay that
- 3:02:26Speaker 2: I think it's I just think I just think, see
- 3:02:31Speaker 2: this is when because I know he knows that the
- 3:02:34Speaker 2: stakes are getting higher and chest no, go back to
- 3:02:36Speaker 2: the sandwich.
- 3:02:37Speaker 1: This is a big sandwich for him. It's like a
- 3:02:40Speaker 1: big turkey club.
- 3:02:41Speaker 3: It's a big HOGI and I'll never apologize. I just
- 3:02:45Speaker 3: want to apologize. I want to set the record straight.
- 3:02:47Speaker 3: We never should have faked a death.
- 3:02:50Speaker 2: In to make money, like like you hurt your fans money.
- 3:02:55Speaker 3: But you know we're in the right place when we
- 3:02:58Speaker 3: faked the death. I think because you know, okay, because
- 3:03:03Speaker 3: we were going to teach women about the dangers of
- 3:03:08Speaker 3: getting murdered. We so many women are fine with getting murdered,
- 3:03:11Speaker 3: and we were the only ones like actively coming out
- 3:03:14Speaker 3: against that.
- 3:03:15Speaker 1: It was so many people were just fine with women
- 3:03:18Speaker 1: getting It's.
- 3:03:19Speaker 7: Such a bummer.
- 3:03:20Speaker 3: It's it like literally bums me out so much when
- 3:03:22Speaker 3: I hear of a crime cutie who gets murdered, because
- 3:03:24Speaker 3: it's like you were.
- 3:03:25Speaker 4: One of us, Like right, And for me, it's like
- 3:03:28Speaker 4: every time, it's like it's like I'm losing an iron man.
- 3:03:31Speaker 1: Every time I hear a woman has been killed and you.
- 3:03:33Speaker 4: Must take it on pressure, Like it's like they're retiring
- 3:03:37Speaker 4: a character that is a woman's life. Like every time,
- 3:03:41Speaker 4: like it breaks my heart because it's like I don't
- 3:03:43Speaker 4: get to watch that storyline again.
- 3:03:44Speaker 1: Yeah, and you must go because like your whole thing
- 3:03:48Speaker 1: is trying to prevent that, and I'm trying to constant
- 3:03:51Speaker 1: the ones that get away. No one will know what
- 3:03:53Speaker 1: I what I've prevented, because I've prevented it. That's what's
- 3:03:55Speaker 1: hard for me.
- 3:03:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:03:57Speaker 7: But anyway, I've been blabbing so.
- 3:04:00Speaker 2: And I'm shy. I got a little intense and it's okay.
- 3:04:04Speaker 7: There's a little bit of a rivalry between all the
- 3:04:06Speaker 7: crew Gerger Crime broadcasts, but we don't have to get
- 3:04:09Speaker 7: into it. No, I just care about it because I
- 3:04:12Speaker 7: respect you all.
- 3:04:13Speaker 3: Yeah, I have respect, And I want to hear this
- 3:04:15Speaker 3: famous voice coming out of that microphone.
- 3:04:19Speaker 2: I literally can't believe you haven't even said your name.
- 3:04:20Speaker 1: Mat Hey, I'm Kirsten. In twenty sixteen, I received a voicemail,
- 3:04:28Speaker 1: Oh my god, my friend is missing. I think I
- 3:04:32Speaker 1: was interested. Didn't know what to make of this, so
- 3:04:35Speaker 1: I looked a little deeper. The woman missing Rebecca Flat
- 3:04:39Speaker 1: of Ohio County, Ohio, and I knew I had to
- 3:04:42Speaker 1: dive in deeper. This is ooh girl, she gone. So
- 3:04:47Speaker 1: that's playing.
- 3:04:50Speaker 2: Thank you for playing it. Thank you for playing your
- 3:04:52Speaker 2: pot playing.
- 3:04:55Speaker 7: Now why do you say you are.
- 3:04:57Speaker 1: So guys? That was just the beginning of my podcast
- 3:05:00Speaker 1: that I played. My name is Kristin. My name is
- 3:05:04Speaker 1: Did you.
- 3:05:05Speaker 2: Grab the ox cord or something? Yeah, I just I
- 3:05:08Speaker 2: am actually just curious how you did that. So because
- 3:05:11Speaker 2: I know Jess has like his garage band set up,
- 3:05:14Speaker 2: but how did you do that?
- 3:05:15Speaker 1: So I basically I just ran the USB right into
- 3:05:18Speaker 1: my phone and press play and it's pretty easy on Spotify.
- 3:05:21Speaker 1: So my name is Kirsten bunky My name is Kirsten Bunkie.
- 3:05:27Speaker 1: I am a true crime podcaster like we all are,
- 3:05:31Speaker 1: but mine's a little different. Instead of doing a lot
- 3:05:34Speaker 1: of different ones, I'm just following one case to see
- 3:05:39Speaker 1: what happens. And that's the case of Rebecca Flat, a
- 3:05:42Speaker 1: girl who supposedly went missing in Ohio County, Ohio in
- 3:05:46Speaker 1: twenty sixteen. The only person to report her missing her friend,
- 3:05:51Speaker 1: her friend Gwen. Gwen is now one of my good friends,
- 3:05:56Speaker 1: and since then the case has only gotten crazy.
- 3:05:59Speaker 3: What I love so much about your coverage of the
- 3:06:02Speaker 3: Rebecca Flat case is that, like, I think we've all
- 3:06:05Speaker 3: covered Rebecca Flat, or at.
- 3:06:06Speaker 1: Least we have multiple times.
- 3:06:08Speaker 3: I have all three of us and the Rebecca Flat case.
- 3:06:12Speaker 3: It's about thirty minutes to explain.
- 3:06:14Speaker 7: Yeah, because you have stretched it out.
- 3:06:16Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because she was found. She was found in
- 3:06:18Speaker 1: like a week.
- 3:06:20Speaker 3: The fact that you are still in productive and that
- 3:06:22Speaker 3: you still have material to draw from for Rebecca Flat
- 3:06:25Speaker 3: is on.
- 3:06:26Speaker 1: It's like that, but people don't realize it's like cases
- 3:06:29Speaker 1: go on. You know, yes, she just ended up driving
- 3:06:32Speaker 1: to Vegas with her boyfriend and forgetting to tell her friend,
- 3:06:34Speaker 1: but it's just so much more than that, Like, well,
- 3:06:37Speaker 1: what was super dope is.
- 3:06:39Speaker 4: That you have those four episodes where you interview everyone
- 3:06:42Speaker 4: who was in the same rush hour traffic that she
- 3:06:44Speaker 4: was in going to.
- 3:06:46Speaker 1: Vegas because they we didn't know where she was and
- 3:06:49Speaker 1: people did, and so people and that was one of
- 3:06:51Speaker 1: the most heartbreaking, groundbreaking episode.
- 3:06:54Speaker 7: Can you played that section?
- 3:06:56Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, I would love it.
- 3:06:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you're hooked up anyway to the system.
- 3:06:58Speaker 1: So let me just episode four and thirty two seconds,
- 3:07:03Speaker 1: thirty two minutes and twelve seconds, and okay, play. I
- 3:07:06Speaker 1: was in Barstow and I was heading towards Vegas. And
- 3:07:11Speaker 1: why were you heading to Vegas? I was going to
- 3:07:13Speaker 1: go for a friends bachelor party. And you saw her
- 3:07:17Speaker 1: in her car? You say, no, I didn't see her.
- 3:07:20Speaker 1: I was just in the rush hour traffic. Yeah.
- 3:07:22Speaker 3: I was heading to Barstow from kind of Las Vegas direction.
- 3:07:26Speaker 3: I was headed to my mom's wedding.
- 3:07:28Speaker 1: Oh, and you say you saw her in traffic.
- 3:07:32Speaker 2: No, I just kind of was in.
- 3:07:33Speaker 7: Traffic for a while.
- 3:07:34Speaker 2: Yeah, So I was in Barstow, just headed there. I
- 3:07:38Speaker 2: was headed to Barstow.
- 3:07:38Speaker 1: Why are you going to buyersto?
- 3:07:42Speaker 2: You have to get my permission to record me.
- 3:07:45Speaker 1: The last one sounded suspicious. I knew there was something up.
- 3:07:48Speaker 2: And then you followed her for a month and a half, right, Yeah,
- 3:07:52Speaker 2: that season was wild.
- 3:07:53Speaker 1: She was just a lost girl. She was lost.
- 3:07:57Speaker 2: But that woman was like illegally selling drugs, but you
- 3:08:00Speaker 2: didn't follow that. You were selling her drama with her sister.
- 3:08:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I did think she was suspicious heading to Barstow
- 3:08:05Speaker 4: from Varstow.
- 3:08:08Speaker 2: You can't cover women when.
- 3:08:09Speaker 1: They can't cover women, and it never would but if
- 3:08:11Speaker 1: but that girl iron Man was cool. Yeah, absolutely. I
- 3:08:16Speaker 1: mean I'm just rooting for her and I'm gonna follow
- 3:08:17Speaker 1: her story. And she was crazy, and the whole time
- 3:08:20Speaker 1: I just didn't know what to believe because she would
- 3:08:21Speaker 1: say one thing, but then I would feel like another thing.
- 3:08:24Speaker 1: And so that was like a lot of the case
- 3:08:26Speaker 1: with the Rebecca Flat thing is anything one thing and
- 3:08:30Speaker 1: then just feeling like a hunch, like there's something different
- 3:08:33Speaker 1: going on, and I just needed to get to the
- 3:08:35Speaker 1: bottom of it, right right. I mean that's so that woman,
- 3:08:38Speaker 1: her name was Hillary. She was a little emotionally lost.
- 3:08:42Speaker 1: By season four, she finally figured it out. She's in
- 3:08:44Speaker 1: a great place now. She's dating a guy named Douglas.
- 3:08:48Speaker 1: We're gonna hear about this on the pod because I
- 3:08:49Speaker 1: don't want to spoilers. Oh, I can maybe play you
- 3:08:51Speaker 1: a little prelim of that episode if you want sure
- 3:08:54Speaker 1: this is okay. Let me just go into my drug box.
- 3:08:56Speaker 1: My editor Rickard sends this to me, okay, and it's like, so, Hillary,
- 3:09:03Speaker 1: how has it been?
- 3:09:08Speaker 2: You have to ask Douglas's permission before he goes on Mike.
- 3:09:12Speaker 7: I could go on, Mike, Babe, what do you want?
- 3:09:15Speaker 2: Put the corona down?
- 3:09:16Speaker 1: Doug Nonster talk to me.
- 3:09:19Speaker 7: She could talk to me.
- 3:09:21Speaker 2: Yeah, so what's up?
- 3:09:23Speaker 1: Where were you on the night of twenty sixteen May second?
- 3:09:27Speaker 2: I'm sick of this slot with her mic and her
- 3:09:30Speaker 2: podcast paying me two dollars. I don't know.
- 3:09:33Speaker 1: I think I was.
- 3:09:35Speaker 7: I was a monster truck rally.
- 3:09:37Speaker 1: I think monster truck rally, he said, But I didn't
- 3:09:39Speaker 1: believe him. He just had away about him that felt different.
- 3:09:43Speaker 7: Are you narrating this live in front of me?
- 3:09:45Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I haven't running monster truck rallies for good.
- 3:09:49Speaker 6: No, no, no.
- 3:09:49Speaker 1: Thirty forty years. Thirty forty years. That feels like longer
- 3:09:53Speaker 1: than monster trucks have been around.
- 3:09:56Speaker 16: It's not.
- 3:09:56Speaker 7: Can I just say I'm a monster truck historian and
- 3:09:59Speaker 7: I could? The monster trucks were.
- 3:10:01Speaker 27: Invented around the fifties, the nineteen fifties, and you see
- 3:10:05Speaker 27: these sort of models we start to see around then,
- 3:10:08Speaker 27: and so it would have been feasible that he would
- 3:10:10Speaker 27: have been at a monster truck rally.
- 3:10:11Speaker 1: This is doctor Edgar White specialist and blustered trucks. I
- 3:10:16Speaker 1: sat down with him and we had tea and he
- 3:10:19Speaker 1: explained all about monsters. So yeah, tea started a long
- 3:10:22Speaker 1: time ago. Thousands of years ago, people have been drinking tea.
- 3:10:27Speaker 1: That was doctor white Ford. He is a tea expert
- 3:10:31Speaker 1: I sat down with to talk about tea experts.
- 3:10:35Speaker 2: Was a name that we coined in Greece in fifteen
- 3:10:39Speaker 2: twenty nine. When you nixt and when an expert, it
- 3:10:42Speaker 2: really means ah stretch of things.
- 3:10:45Speaker 1: Kirsten, I need to turn this off. It was just
- 3:10:49Speaker 1: about to get good. No, but you have the twist
- 3:10:52Speaker 1: after that. The twist after that is I'm on the
- 3:10:56Speaker 1: edge of my seat.
- 3:10:57Speaker 2: I'm on the edge.
- 3:11:00Speaker 1: I tell you, I just like that twist.
- 3:11:05Speaker 2: I sit in front of a clock every day. That
- 3:11:07Speaker 2: warms me up. If I don't say add copy enough.
- 3:11:11Speaker 2: I think it's so amazing the way you stretch it out.
- 3:11:14Speaker 2: It's so cool.
- 3:11:16Speaker 1: It's just it's so funny. And I feel like this
- 3:11:18Speaker 1: this season, guys. I don't want to spoil anything, but
- 3:11:20Speaker 1: we really get to some interesting botty. I'm done with you.
- 3:11:23Speaker 4: Well, So I do want to talk about what it's
- 3:11:26Speaker 4: like to be a true crime podcaster a little bit
- 3:11:28Speaker 4: right right. One of the big things is a lot
- 3:11:32Speaker 4: of people see us as insensitive. Yeah, a lot of
- 3:11:35Speaker 4: people see us as exploiting dead bodies or crimes.
- 3:11:38Speaker 1: Or you know.
- 3:11:41Speaker 2: Oh, I've heard it all.
- 3:11:42Speaker 3: I've seen the Facebook page.
- 3:11:46Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I it's lots of good Facebook page.
- 3:11:49Speaker 1: There's just a lot of women on it. This is
- 3:11:50Speaker 1: where I get conflicted.
- 3:11:51Speaker 2: Okay, so you don't like the message, but you do
- 3:11:53Speaker 2: like that there are a lot of women.
- 3:11:54Speaker 4: One of the women are voicing their opinions, but I
- 3:11:57Speaker 4: I don't like it that they don't. It's against another woman.
- 3:11:59Speaker 1: I have a lot of that's tough.
- 3:12:01Speaker 2: That's tough for you, and that's hard.
- 3:12:03Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really hard. It's mostly hard for me.
- 3:12:05Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 3:12:06Speaker 4: I guess my question is, have you guys had encounters
- 3:12:08Speaker 4: with survivors of victims or families.
- 3:12:11Speaker 1: Families are pain Yeah, they really complain. I've heard, like
- 3:12:17Speaker 1: your podcast, I've heard a lot both of you guys,
- 3:12:19Speaker 1: like I've heard families come after you for life.
- 3:12:22Speaker 7: It's tough. I had to use a special filter. We
- 3:12:25Speaker 7: have our it team built a plug in that blocks.
- 3:12:29Speaker 3: Any message from someone who's had a death in the
- 3:12:32Speaker 3: family of suspicions origin because we just we were.
- 3:12:35Speaker 7: Getting bombarded for mental health. To do that, I just
- 3:12:38Speaker 7: wanted to check in and take some time from myself.
- 3:12:42Speaker 1: What do they say to you, Like, what's like the
- 3:12:44Speaker 1: emails that you get the filter.
- 3:12:48Speaker 3: You delivered a lot of factually inaccurate information or the
- 3:12:52Speaker 3: information was factual and you delivered it in like a
- 3:12:55Speaker 3: really glib way.
- 3:12:56Speaker 7: And I don't like that my murdered sister like a
- 3:13:00Speaker 7: cute nickname.
- 3:13:01Speaker 3: I don't think you should nickname the women either, like
- 3:13:04Speaker 3: I think like I don't think a lot of them
- 3:13:06Speaker 3: feel that we shouldn't be nicknaming the murderers, but they
- 3:13:09Speaker 3: really feel like we shouldn't be nicknaming the victims.
- 3:13:11Speaker 1: I don't get that. I don't get that at all.
- 3:13:13Speaker 1: I don't feel that because.
- 3:13:14Speaker 3: At the end of the day, it's entertainment, right, It's
- 3:13:17Speaker 3: like it's something casual that you can listen to in
- 3:13:20Speaker 3: the car super casus the way to therapy to fix yourself,
- 3:13:24Speaker 3: and then on the way back to get.
- 3:13:26Speaker 7: An outside ebowl. You people just want something like it's
- 3:13:30Speaker 7: really just a hang more than anything.
- 3:13:32Speaker 2: It's a hang, especially when we do so many I
- 3:13:37Speaker 2: think you and I like, like my library, my catalog
- 3:13:40Speaker 2: is so big. Yeah, so I have literally like so
- 3:13:44Speaker 2: many victims.
- 3:13:46Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I.
- 3:13:47Speaker 4: Get into a lot of trouble. I mean, I'm just
- 3:13:48Speaker 4: having fun, right. My podcast is just interesting, like so fun.
- 3:13:52Speaker 4: You're following these men around. I saw it coming, and
- 3:13:55Speaker 4: it's fun and it's interesting, and I get into a
- 3:13:57Speaker 4: lot of trouble when usually in the last three episodes
- 3:14:00Speaker 4: of every season, I detail what I think they're going
- 3:14:04Speaker 4: to do when they're going to do it. So they
- 3:14:06Speaker 4: say dates and I say crimes, and I say, I
- 3:14:09Speaker 4: think this guy is going to go to Tahoe and
- 3:14:11Speaker 4: I think he's going to murder a woman this day.
- 3:14:13Speaker 7: And are you placing side bets on these or and
- 3:14:16Speaker 7: there is what.
- 3:14:16Speaker 1: I saw that. There's been like a big booking Vegas
- 3:14:19Speaker 1: thing about your podcast. There really really likes.
- 3:14:22Speaker 2: Me, and she okay, I'm interested.
- 3:14:26Speaker 4: She wants to do some little side bets. So I
- 3:14:29Speaker 4: actually have a partnership with a resort world down in
- 3:14:33Speaker 4: Vegas and.
- 3:14:33Speaker 7: You can ship My God, is that will he do it?
- 3:14:36Speaker 2: Dot Com?
- 3:14:37Speaker 1: I think it is. I think it's will he do it?
- 3:14:39Speaker 1: There's so many side bets too, like the main bet,
- 3:14:41Speaker 1: but the side bets are crazy because it's also like
- 3:14:43Speaker 1: their side bets that you're going to do something. Yeah,
- 3:14:45Speaker 1: it's great.
- 3:14:46Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and that's actually like popping.
- 3:14:49Speaker 1: Yeah, and I am announcing we are with DraftKings. Now
- 3:14:52Speaker 1: who is.
- 3:14:54Speaker 4: Bet on whether or not I'm going to do stuff?
- 3:14:55Speaker 4: And I'm taking I'm reading all of it and I'm
- 3:14:57Speaker 4: taking it into account and if I like you, I'll
- 3:14:59Speaker 4: probably do it.
- 3:15:00Speaker 2: That is so cool. Well that's actually legal, so cool.
- 3:15:02Speaker 1: You can't do that because if you actually bet on
- 3:15:04Speaker 1: if you're going to do it and then go to
- 3:15:05Speaker 1: you'll go to jail for Yeah, because you can't bet
- 3:15:09Speaker 1: on yourself to or bet on yourself to win or lose.
- 3:15:11Speaker 1: That's you're not betting on myself now I'm telling them, Okay, Well,
- 3:15:14Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know, like if you do bet
- 3:15:16Speaker 1: that you're going to kill you somebody and then murder them,
- 3:15:18Speaker 1: you will go to jail for fraud.
- 3:15:19Speaker 2: Well, it's a lot of my community, a lot of
- 3:15:21Speaker 2: community the primary charge. Yeah, because it's like it's like
- 3:15:26Speaker 2: when there's two items on sale, this this, the item
- 3:15:28Speaker 2: that is the cheapest is the one that's Yeah, Okay,
- 3:15:32Speaker 2: I have a question for you because you're just talking
- 3:15:34Speaker 2: about this like which one you like might work with?
- 3:15:36Speaker 2: Like which uh like a dealer or whatever sponsor or
- 3:15:40Speaker 2: whatever question for the table, And it might because I'm
- 3:15:44Speaker 2: like really young.
- 3:15:46Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, how young are you?
- 3:15:48Speaker 2: I'm twenty four?
- 3:15:48Speaker 1: Wait that's so interesting. Yeah. Sorry, I N T R
- 3:15:52Speaker 1: E S T I G. There's three chests so he
- 3:15:57Speaker 1: got more instruments.
- 3:15:58Speaker 2: He just added more tracks. Oh god. And I can't
- 3:16:02Speaker 2: turn off their payroll either, chest Best and Wall.
- 3:16:04Speaker 3: No.
- 3:16:05Speaker 2: No, anyway, when when you guys work with these ad
- 3:16:11Speaker 2: companies and they pay you for their ads or these
- 3:16:14Speaker 2: other companies, do they own you?
- 3:16:18Speaker 7: So okay, you're whim pray, that's okay.
- 3:16:22Speaker 2: So no, that's just me sweating.
- 3:16:24Speaker 7: No, you're sweating out of your mouth with sound. Okay,
- 3:16:27Speaker 7: So I think that you are being owned right.
- 3:16:30Speaker 2: Now, And it's not.
- 3:16:32Speaker 3: This isn't like common Like I would say that I
- 3:16:34Speaker 3: am beholden to my sponsors and that I'm obsessed with
- 3:16:36Speaker 3: them and that I love them and I love all
- 3:16:38Speaker 3: the products that we talk about on uh Crime Cuties.
- 3:16:42Speaker 3: But I would say that your situation feels a little
- 3:16:44Speaker 3: like do you feel safe?
- 3:16:45Speaker 2: Like is like I would No, I don't want to
- 3:16:47Speaker 2: know what I don't know what you're talking about.
- 3:16:49Speaker 7: Okay, in your contract, like how deep does it go?
- 3:16:52Speaker 3: Like?
- 3:16:52Speaker 2: Are you I am so safe? I'm simply safe.
- 3:16:56Speaker 7: How many episodes you say contracted for it?
- 3:16:58Speaker 1: I don't know and have?
- 3:17:00Speaker 7: And for how long.
- 3:17:03Speaker 2: I think it'll go as long as there are murders happening.
- 3:17:07Speaker 1: Okay, So that does sound like they own you? Yeah,
- 3:17:10Speaker 1: in case, it does sound like they own you.
- 3:17:12Speaker 2: So the clock goes where I go, Oh.
- 3:17:15Speaker 1: That's what that is?
- 3:17:16Speaker 7: Oh the hovering thing behind you?
- 3:17:18Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 3:17:19Speaker 1: Yes, I thought that was a new room for AIR.
- 3:17:23Speaker 1: I also thought that that's a really good guy.
- 3:17:27Speaker 7: Was a sponsor of mine and I love that.
- 3:17:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I just thought they released something for Air. And
- 3:17:32Speaker 1: finally it gets clean.
- 3:17:35Speaker 2: Because it's it's the standing room, but because they are
- 3:17:37Speaker 2: releasing those two no, yeah, no, it's uh. I'm a
- 3:17:42Speaker 2: little stuck. And I think I'm curious about your relationship
- 3:17:46Speaker 2: with these sponsors, because I think I got myself in
- 3:17:49Speaker 2: a little bit of a I have.
- 3:17:51Speaker 3: Really positive relationships with sponsors, so I can tell you
- 3:17:54Speaker 3: that it can be a different way. You know, I
- 3:17:56Speaker 3: have sponsored with Lisa Frank to come out with if
- 3:18:00Speaker 3: I go missing, Lisa Frank themed folders. So finally, like
- 3:18:05Speaker 3: women can put together folders that contain everything that they
- 3:18:10Speaker 3: would have had that would be helpful for if they
- 3:18:14Speaker 3: went missing. So fingerprints, contact information, list of ex boyfriends,
- 3:18:20Speaker 3: like just literally like like this is a real thing.
- 3:18:23Speaker 3: Like I know that there is a lot of competition
- 3:18:26Speaker 3: on the if I Go Missing market. Yeah, I kind
- 3:18:29Speaker 3: of bought out.
- 3:18:30Speaker 7: The competition with the Lisa Frank sponsorship.
- 3:18:32Speaker 1: I had the same thing. Yeah, if Rebecca Flat goes
- 3:18:34Speaker 1: missing again, has.
- 3:18:37Speaker 2: Rebecca Flat told you to stop at all?
- 3:18:39Speaker 21: Yeah?
- 3:18:40Speaker 1: Kind of. Yeah, we're not like on super good terms
- 3:18:43Speaker 1: right now.
- 3:18:44Speaker 2: I mean I couldn't imagine like having a really rough
- 3:18:47Speaker 2: like almost like going missing, being found and then trying
- 3:18:51Speaker 2: to move on with your life, but a podcast still
- 3:18:53Speaker 2: making it about it in a way.
- 3:18:55Speaker 7: You are the clock for Rebecca.
- 3:18:57Speaker 1: That's so interesting you put it that way. I've never
- 3:18:59Speaker 1: actually thought about that. There was a season that she
- 3:19:01Speaker 1: tried to go missing again just to avoid me, and
- 3:19:04Speaker 1: I had to learn that through the season. It was
- 3:19:06Speaker 1: really interesting. Well, and I only know she's running for senator,
- 3:19:08Speaker 1: so this is just really hard for her. Yeah, she's
- 3:19:10Speaker 1: running for senator, which is such an interesting thing that
- 3:19:12Speaker 1: we do not touch at all.
- 3:19:15Speaker 7: You don't touch on that.
- 3:19:16Speaker 1: We're more interested in her missing. I'm more interested in
- 3:19:19Speaker 1: her missing. So that was what happened, Like getting to
- 3:19:21Speaker 1: the bottom of what happened in that week. Because people
- 3:19:24Speaker 1: say that are kind of close to her. The people
- 3:19:26Speaker 1: that I've talked to on my podcast in like season
- 3:19:28Speaker 1: two or three, season three say that she came back changed.
- 3:19:32Speaker 1: They say that she came back.
- 3:19:33Speaker 7: Yeah, well, my daughter came back and she came through
- 3:19:36Speaker 7: the door. She'd been on a trip and she had
- 3:19:40Speaker 7: a nose piercing.
- 3:19:41Speaker 1: She had changed her nose really.
- 3:19:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:19:44Speaker 7: There was a little little diamond about this big on
- 3:19:46Speaker 7: a note, So she really changed.
- 3:19:48Speaker 1: Yeah. I did a lot of nose piercings in two
- 3:19:50Speaker 1: thousand and six. I couldn't tell you one from the other.
- 3:19:54Speaker 1: I work at Claire's. You did a lot of notes.
- 3:19:57Speaker 4: The girls come in all to day. They want to
- 3:19:59Speaker 4: get their nose. They love giving their nose beers.
- 3:20:01Speaker 2: Yeah, so a zoning permit of a Claire's is really simple.
- 3:20:04Speaker 2: It's just basically a small room.
- 3:20:07Speaker 1: So it's just a small room. My name is Jacob Chimboy.
- 3:20:12Speaker 1: I was in the movie room and I really liked
- 3:20:16Speaker 1: being a part of it.
- 3:20:17Speaker 3: Yeah, So what tremble is a physical thing that happens
- 3:20:20Speaker 3: to your body when you're shaking. It's a it's a
- 3:20:23Speaker 3: nerve response or sorry, are you a patient?
- 3:20:26Speaker 7: I can't remember.
- 3:20:27Speaker 1: And that's what I realized. I would have to tremble
- 3:20:29Speaker 1: my way to the top of this one.
- 3:20:31Speaker 6: Turn this off, please please.
- 3:20:37Speaker 1: It was just about to get good. It was just
- 3:20:40Speaker 1: about to get good.
- 3:20:41Speaker 2: I hate that I'm on the edge of my stad.
- 3:20:43Speaker 1: You guys have no idea. It was just about to happen.
- 3:20:46Speaker 2: Way that makes me feel lost but suddenly found. When
- 3:20:49Speaker 2: I know that you're about to get somewhere, I can
- 3:20:51Speaker 2: feel it, and I know that you're not, but I
- 3:20:53Speaker 2: really want you to.
- 3:20:55Speaker 1: So I have got a question because these are my
- 3:20:58Speaker 1: favorite girly than one guy, thank you, And I just
- 3:21:02Speaker 1: like because we're on the field, like what is your
- 3:21:04Speaker 1: favorite murder and what's your favorite case? Like like we
- 3:21:08Speaker 1: got to talk about we gotta address it, like that's
- 3:21:10Speaker 1: your favorite?
- 3:21:11Speaker 7: Like yes, yeah, okay, are you are you coming? No,
- 3:21:21Speaker 7: we have to keep that down.
- 3:21:22Speaker 2: We have to keep down how much we like it.
- 3:21:24Speaker 7: We have to at least sound a little bit.
- 3:21:26Speaker 1: Like we don't like it, like it's not a sex thing.
- 3:21:30Speaker 1: What were you doing? I've never seen something like that before?
- 3:21:32Speaker 2: What were you doing?
- 3:21:34Speaker 1: Got me? I've never seen something like that. You can
- 3:21:38Speaker 1: I ask you a question?
- 3:21:39Speaker 2: We need to know more about it.
- 3:21:40Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's just take a second. Actually, women do that?
- 3:21:43Speaker 2: What do you do for sex?
- 3:21:45Speaker 4: What?
- 3:21:47Speaker 1: Can I ask you a personal question? A couple of
- 3:21:48Speaker 1: personal questions? Is fine? What your are you? Are you straight?
- 3:21:52Speaker 1: I am? Have you been with a woman? I have
- 3:21:54Speaker 1: not been with a woman because I think it would
- 3:21:56Speaker 1: be disrespectful to bother them in any way.
- 3:21:58Speaker 2: Do you feel like you really want to be with
- 3:22:01Speaker 2: a woman though, But being with a woman isn't bothering her?
- 3:22:03Speaker 1: Well, I would like, here's my con my conflict. Okay,
- 3:22:07Speaker 1: I love women.
- 3:22:08Speaker 4: I want women to be free, and I feel like
- 3:22:10Speaker 4: if I had a woman that I was connected to,
- 3:22:12Speaker 4: it feels like I would be collecting her.
- 3:22:14Speaker 1: And it's that's wrong, it's not right. Let let them finish.
- 3:22:19Speaker 1: Let finish, let's get to the bottom of.
- 3:22:21Speaker 2: The proxies are not best.
- 3:22:22Speaker 4: So I let her go because I don't want her
- 3:22:24Speaker 4: to be chained by me, because she can do anything
- 3:22:26Speaker 4: she wants to do.
- 3:22:27Speaker 1: And why would you want to stick around with me.
- 3:22:29Speaker 1: So I like to watch them in the wild. Okay,
- 3:22:32Speaker 1: so when you watch them, Oh, I watched them every
- 3:22:34Speaker 1: single day. I interact with women every single day and
- 3:22:37Speaker 1: I let them go.
- 3:22:38Speaker 2: In a natural way to make sure they're safe.
- 3:22:40Speaker 1: And you and do you remember each one that you
- 3:22:42Speaker 1: talk to? You write it down somewhere. It's my life
- 3:22:44Speaker 1: in a series of ways. Right.
- 3:22:45Speaker 2: You guys all are women toward your life.
- 3:22:48Speaker 1: They came toward my life.
- 3:22:49Speaker 4: You guys are all women that have entered my life
- 3:22:50Speaker 4: in a really exciting way. Sometimes there's a female bag person.
- 3:22:55Speaker 4: Sometimes there's a bad driver, so you know, at a
- 3:22:58Speaker 4: grocery store. Sometimes there's a female bus driver. Sometimes there's
- 3:23:01Speaker 4: female doctors. I mean, there's all sorts of women that.
- 3:23:04Speaker 1: Are so interesting. And what makes them so interesting, Well,
- 3:23:07Speaker 1: it's just that they're women. And I just think that's
- 3:23:09Speaker 1: so cool, and I think it's awesome. And how is
- 3:23:11Speaker 1: that cool? It's cool because women are awesome.
- 3:23:16Speaker 2: What's your favorite movie?
- 3:23:17Speaker 1: My favorite movie is a League of their Own?
- 3:23:21Speaker 2: And where'd you grow up?
- 3:23:22Speaker 1: I grew up in Maryland.
- 3:23:25Speaker 2: And I'm just curious about you because you're just so interesting.
- 3:23:29Speaker 1: And I'm an open book and I love talking to women.
- 3:23:31Speaker 7: Are you profiling him in case he does it?
- 3:23:36Speaker 4: What?
- 3:23:36Speaker 1: See? I was going to, but I'm just so busy
- 3:23:39Speaker 1: right now. It was just about it.
- 3:23:40Speaker 7: It's really interesting and I think this is interesting.
- 3:23:43Speaker 1: No, guys, I would do anything.
- 3:23:45Speaker 2: Has your podcast ever been done to you?
- 3:23:48Speaker 7: And what's your relationship with your dad?
- 3:23:50Speaker 1: My relationship with my dad is great. He's a military
- 3:23:53Speaker 1: general and I call him sergeant. What's the relationship with
- 3:23:55Speaker 1: your mom? Relationship with myself? Myself? Myself? You need to do.
- 3:24:03Speaker 1: I can't do my own lies.
- 3:24:04Speaker 7: You know why because I'm during my podcast or myself.
- 3:24:07Speaker 2: They don't know this quick before before the big room.
- 3:24:11Speaker 2: But here's me. I know that Simply Safe owns me,
- 3:24:14Speaker 2: and I'm doing a podcast.
- 3:24:16Speaker 1: From inside my God he's your sponsor.
- 3:24:19Speaker 2: Myself home deep myself.
- 3:24:22Speaker 3: And so you're you are recording You're recording your podcast
- 3:24:26Speaker 3: from inside the podcast?
- 3:24:29Speaker 7: Yes, yes, because I know that they.
- 3:24:34Speaker 1: I know that they wait, tell me who is your
- 3:24:37Speaker 1: boss at Simply Safe? What's their gender? Man? I will
- 3:24:43Speaker 1: follow them, figure them out, and I'll start plotting what
- 3:24:47Speaker 1: they could do all these recordings. And the thing about
- 3:24:50Speaker 1: you I just gotta say, is I know you kill people.
- 3:24:52Speaker 1: I just don't know if it's men or women. No,
- 3:24:54Speaker 1: I don't kill people. What I'm looking on for?
- 3:24:56Speaker 2: We were getting so productive. Okay, you need to get
- 3:24:59Speaker 2: your cute to make sure I'm safe from the walking
- 3:25:02Speaker 2: room behind. You need to find my boss and we
- 3:25:05Speaker 2: will do this. Chess, start playing.
- 3:25:07Speaker 1: And I'll get to the bottom of Rebecca Flat.
- 3:25:10Speaker 3: Yes, I've been Rebecca Flat's dentist for a few years now,
- 3:25:14Speaker 3: and I say your teeth look completely normal.
- 3:25:16Speaker 1: Normal. You say, as a dentist, are any teeth ever normal?
- 3:25:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say a lot of them are.
- 3:25:22Speaker 7: If you don't have any cavities.
- 3:25:24Speaker 1: If you no cavity. My name is George. When I
- 3:25:27Speaker 1: played norm on Cheers? How is that for you?
- 3:25:32Speaker 2: So cheers to the bride and groom. You guys, we
- 3:25:35Speaker 2: met and you met in college. I saw you guys
- 3:25:37Speaker 2: fall in love and I'm just so happy. Is that
- 3:25:40Speaker 2: a guy recording a podcast? Is that a girl recording
- 3:25:43Speaker 2: a podcast? So happy wedding?
- 3:25:44Speaker 1: Huh? You're so happy for them?
- 3:25:46Speaker 7: You would says I'm happy.
- 3:25:48Speaker 1: My name is Sorella and I recorded happy. So you
- 3:25:55Speaker 1: were recorded happy? Were you happy or what was the
- 3:26:00Speaker 1: actual emotion you were feeling? Because it doesn't sound like
- 3:26:03Speaker 1: you're happy now happy. It doesn't sound like you're happy
- 3:26:08Speaker 1: at all. Where were you May six, twenty sixteen, Pharrel,
- 3:26:12Speaker 1: Where where he goes? I want to know where you were?
- 3:26:20Speaker 6: I'm I'm laughing. Throw him on the room.
- 3:26:30Speaker 7: Yet we're killing the room.
- 3:26:32Speaker 2: But with my birth.
- 3:26:35Speaker 1: We did it. So what's everybody's favorite murder?
- 3:26:39Speaker 2: I have to say? John bann Ay Ramsey, I'm gonna
- 3:26:42Speaker 2: go with jbr John me too. We did it, and
- 3:26:47Speaker 2: I think it's just because she's so damn cute. Yeah,
- 3:26:49Speaker 2: I think she's cute.
- 3:26:50Speaker 1: I've been looking at keep an eye on that brother too.
- 3:26:52Speaker 2: Yeah, he did it.
- 3:26:55Speaker 1: This has been artists on artists on artists and artists
- 3:26:57Speaker 1: answering the question.
- 3:26:58Speaker 21: Now.
- 3:26:58Speaker 1: That's why they call it show business. Good night. Artists
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