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How Do You Like Your Pasta? | Tuesday 01.06.26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
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  Speaker 2: Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. I can't believe it. We're
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  Speaker 2: only a handful of days into twenty twenty six and
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we already need the distraction that is
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  Speaker 2: the Treehouse program. And look, there's so much to unpack
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  Speaker 2: from the holidays, not the least of which is stranger things.
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  Speaker 2: And Raj is don't care about an attitude versus Trey.
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  Speaker 2: I'm holding off maybe on watching it and me having
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  Speaker 2: seen all of it and going, oh, you have watched it. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So there's all that to unpack. But I think the
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  Speaker 2: thing that we need to focus on the most is
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  Speaker 2: what our government has been up to. And what I
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  Speaker 2: mean by that is, did you know that the government
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  Speaker 2: is keeping track of what people get stuck in their butts?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Look, our government is capable of more than one invasion,
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  Speaker 2: and in twenty twenty five. I'm not making this up
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  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five, and this is not brand new
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  Speaker 2: The US consumer product Safety Commission actually keeps a database
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  Speaker 2: of emergency room visits of what is bringing people in,
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  Speaker 2: including the extensive list of items that people have stuck
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  Speaker 2: up their butts and had to go to the emergency
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  Speaker 2: room for extractions. Look, there's already another extraction joke.
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  Speaker 3: I told you My mother was an eur nurse and
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  Speaker 3: she would this is when I was a kid. She
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  Speaker 3: would come in She's like, I don't know why people
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  Speaker 3: put things into the bum. I'm like, what, I'm nine,
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  Speaker 3: what's happening?
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  Speaker 4: And she had one guy had a.
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  Speaker 3: Mag light, like a full on not like not like
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  Speaker 3: the little one, but like opper mag light that he
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  Speaker 3: said he fell on.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's my favorite part is you you you can't
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  Speaker 2: completely discount the patients who go into the emergency room
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  Speaker 2: and say, see what had happened was blah blah blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah story story story fell on it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. I think another one was a light bulb.
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  Speaker 2: God, that's just dangerous, like at least at least the
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  Speaker 2: mag light. There's I mean, there's danger in putting anything
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  Speaker 2: in your butt, but that mag light is not going
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  Speaker 2: to break. That bulb might.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, uh?
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  Speaker 3: And and how good a quality was that bulb to
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  Speaker 3: stay intact the entire time?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? Or should you be or should you be complimenting
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  Speaker 2: that man's rector abilities?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like to not squeeze screwdrivers.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you name it.
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  Speaker 3: Like she would, she would just tell me about them.
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  Speaker 3: Like we're just sitting at breakfast, and she's like, this
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  Speaker 3: guy had a light bulb in his bum and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I don't I gotta go. I gotta go
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  Speaker 3: play football with my friends outside in a minute.
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  Speaker 4: This is weird.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, hang on, did he sit on a good idea?
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  Speaker 2: Like was it on?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? If it lit up, that would have been amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Get he gets when he gets put into the X
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  Speaker 2: ray machine that hang on, hang on, there it is?
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  Speaker 2: It just shows right up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And they had to do like a little a balloon
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  Speaker 4: that went over.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: And then they inflated the balloon and that's what pulled
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  Speaker 3: it out, That's what she was telling me. That's what
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  Speaker 3: pulled it out, so without it it snapping or breaking
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  Speaker 3: inside of him.
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  Speaker 4: Man, the mag light they just pulled out.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently they just yeah, just take a deep breath and
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  Speaker 2: let her rip.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why he didn't do it instead of
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  Speaker 3: going on just pull it out, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe yeah, maybe he had short arms.
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  Speaker 4: Lots of possibilities there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I mean, that's a real thing, and they have
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  Speaker 3: to report it and then and they also they keep it.
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  Speaker 4: The item't give they don't. Yeah, they keep whatever like
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  Speaker 4: they take out of you, they keep. See.
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  Speaker 2: I disagree with that sentiment wholeheartedly. If it if it
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  Speaker 2: was in me, it's mine. And I proved that point. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I proved that when when I was fourteen and
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  Speaker 2: I broke my arm and they put the steel rod
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  Speaker 2: in my upper humorous and it was in me for
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  Speaker 2: ten weeks, and then after ten weeks and everything was
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  Speaker 2: supposedly healed, they took it out. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna give me that? Like, no, we don't. We
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  Speaker 2: melt it down and he's like, no, that's mine. You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna give me that. Well, we don't do that. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care what you say. That's mine. And according to
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  Speaker 2: my mom and the insurance and the payments, that's hers too.
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  Speaker 2: We paid for that thing. We want it back. We
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  Speaker 2: don't want that going to someone else unless we get
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  Speaker 2: to resell it on our own and make some money
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  Speaker 2: back on it. So in other words, that thing's mine.
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  Speaker 2: I was such a pain in the ass about it.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry for the punt. They actually had it next to
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  Speaker 2: my bed in recoveries. All right, here you go, you
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  Speaker 2: little jerk.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so do you still have it?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's long gone now, But I had it. I
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  Speaker 2: actually had it because it has like a little on
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  Speaker 2: the top end of it. It has a little hook,
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  Speaker 2: so like when it's sitting in my shoulder, just underneath
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  Speaker 2: the skin is where that little hook sits. So when
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  Speaker 2: they opened me up to take it out, all they
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  Speaker 2: do is they just put a thing over it and
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  Speaker 2: just yank it out. So I just hung it on
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  Speaker 2: one of my trophies on my desk, like on a
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  Speaker 2: little arm of a trophy. So it's kind of dangled there.
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  Speaker 1: Is that how you kept it from getting stuck in
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  Speaker 1: your ass?
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  Speaker 4: Who said he didn't try?
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  Speaker 2: You know what, You're not wrong as far as I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 2: The hospital staff might have thought, we're going to see
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  Speaker 2: him again in a couple of weeks, but it's going
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  Speaker 2: to be for a whole different reason, but the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna pull this out again, and we're gonna be
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  Speaker 2: glad we kept the hook on the top't.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: But if Chuck Norris showed up and said, you want
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  Speaker 2: my help, I'd been.
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  Speaker 3: Like, Yeah, if Chuck Norris showed up, you'd have to worry.
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  Speaker 4: Why he knows who you are. He's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I was in Arlington at the time. I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: he's familiar with it enough, being a North Texas man.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, the US government does keep track of er
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  Speaker 2: visits in the country and why people come in for
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  Speaker 2: all reasons, but that also includes the things that get
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  Speaker 2: stuck in people's butts. They say the database is entirely anonymous.
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  Speaker 2: So if the guy that had the light bulb in
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  Speaker 2: his butt or the maglide or all the other items,
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  Speaker 2: your name won't be next to it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be.
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  Speaker 3: That would be it's called a hip a violation, but
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  Speaker 3: it's it's on record, like.
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  Speaker 4: The name is.
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate you calling out the hip of stuff, but
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  Speaker 2: I think it's very obvious at this point, especially over
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  Speaker 2: the last century plus, our government doesn't necessarily care about
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  Speaker 2: what is supposed to be versus what's not. We're going
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  Speaker 2: to do what we want to do anyway, and that
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  Speaker 2: includes keeping track of these things. So in addition to
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  Speaker 2: numerous you know, sex toys that go in people's butts,
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  Speaker 2: including a twenty four inch long dildo.
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  Speaker 4: Impressive.
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  Speaker 2: Other items pulled from people's rectums in twenty twenty five nails, screws,
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  Speaker 2: and nails. I've the reason given to see what it
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  Speaker 2: felt like uncooked pasta, an egg, a dog chew toy,
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  Speaker 2: a dryer sheet, a sandal, a door knob, marbles, eyeglasses,
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  Speaker 2: a rock beard clippers wrapped in plastic, a turkey baster,
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  Speaker 2: plastic cleanser bottle full of liquid, shampoo bottle, a lubricant bottle.
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  Speaker 4: Whoops.
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  Speaker 2: See now that's the thing where you could say I
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  Speaker 2: fell on it and it might actually be true.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of pasta angel here?
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  Speaker 2: I hope if it's elbow man? Who? An enema bottle? Again,
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  Speaker 2: that kind of makes sense. An aerosol can, dental pick,
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  Speaker 2: a wine stopper, corn cob holder, a highlighter invisible marker
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  Speaker 2: that could be problematic, two pencils, magic wand toy, a
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  Speaker 2: seven inch dildough and pliers used to try to remove
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  Speaker 2: said dilda, but those got stuck as well. A broken
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  Speaker 2: piece of butt plug and tweezers, a film canister, battery
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  Speaker 2: powered light, a flash light, plastic coat hanger with the
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  Speaker 2: outside of the hanger cut off so we could drive
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  Speaker 2: to the er a penny. So that's where they've all gone.
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  Speaker 2: A light bulb glass side first. There you go, RAJ.
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  Speaker 2: So it's yeah, it's not just the seventies, it's also uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, current times. A vape pin, a corn cob
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  Speaker 2: style pipe, a rubber gas get, a piece of nose,
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  Speaker 2: hair tremor, rectangular travel toothbrush, a baton, and a hair tie.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I'm still stuck on film canister.
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  Speaker 2: And Trey still stuck on one kind of pasta? Was
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  Speaker 2: it saust Like yeah, if it is, it cooked pasta.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that's I mean that's got up the difficulty
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  Speaker 2: level quite a bit to stick that in your butt.
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  Speaker 3: Talk about meatballs, but I don't know where do you
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  Speaker 3: get a film canister these days?
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  Speaker 1: Well they're talking about like the old the canisters, like
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  Speaker 1: like just a roll of a regular film used to
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  Speaker 1: come in or I.
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  Speaker 2: inside the Treehouse to start twenty twenty six. When you
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  Speaker 2: read something to you, it's very important to all of
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  Speaker 2: us here inside the show. Although the Dallas Stars lost,
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  Speaker 2: it was still a great way to ring in the
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  Speaker 4: Eh, thank you got them.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even have don't even know about this. My
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  Speaker 3: girlfriend sent me the picture.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah it's good. All right. So the bad news
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  Speaker 2: is you're not good luck for the Stars. The good
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  Speaker 2: news is she's good luck for you.
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  Speaker 4: So again, yeah, yeah, that's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: So New Year's Eve went to the Stars game. I
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  Speaker 2: take a brain he's a big Stars fan because she's
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  Speaker 2: wearing what looks to be a jersey and you're in
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  Speaker 2: your normal stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she is a huge Stars fan. And so that
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  Speaker 1: was kind of the holiday Christmas gift of hey, we'll,
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  Speaker 1: you know, go to the New Year's Eve game. And unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: they absolutely sucked ass. They scored, They scored the first
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  Speaker 1: fifteen seconds and then uh not again.
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  Speaker 2: You know what it was. They were so excited to
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  Speaker 2: see that, like, oh they're love score a goal. Oh crap,
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  Speaker 2: we forgot how to play hockey.
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  Speaker 1: But it was fun then, you know, of the age
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  Speaker 1: now went to the game. I'm like all right. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, if you want to go out, we can't.
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  Speaker 1: She's like nope. So I had made some chili and
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  Speaker 1: we were home at somewhere between ten thirteen eleven and
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  Speaker 1: eight kissed midnight, we're in bed. That was kind of it.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see now. I feel like you're just double showing off.
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  Speaker 2: One you're in love and two you made it to midnight.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Tara and I made it to ten.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. I almost died and I beat you.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, Well, to be fair, near death experiences keep you,
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  Speaker 2: keep you awake.
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  Speaker 4: They will do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, well, how did you almost die on New Year's Eve?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I had the blood infection that turned into facial paralysis,
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  Speaker 3: and then my girlfriend went to visit her family up
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  Speaker 3: in love It and there's a niece that they didn't
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  Speaker 3: know had the flu. You know, kids are resilient, so
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  Speaker 3: they you know, they fall sick like days later. So
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  Speaker 3: everybody was exposed to the flu and she gave it
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  Speaker 3: to me inadvertently, and so blood infection, facial paralysis and
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  Speaker 3: then flew and then being immune compromised. You guys are
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  Speaker 3: welcome that I'm here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, you nailed it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean when you said you know, kids are resilient,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, yes, they are, but immune deficient middle aged
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  Speaker 2: men or not.
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  Speaker 3: No, And I found out within a couple of hours.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh man, my joints are starting to hurt.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, ah, here we go, and that's uh.
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  Speaker 3: And then it just carried on and then the vomiting started.
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  Speaker 3: But I still made it to one on New Year's Eve,
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  Speaker 3: just to wish everybody a happy New Years across the
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  Speaker 3: board different you know, I have friends in different times, zones,
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  Speaker 3: different countries, so yeah, I wanted to make sure. But uh,
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  Speaker 3: just just some just some chili and a Stars game.
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  Speaker 3: That yeah, God, that's that's a country music song.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if you think about it this way. So, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still on Saint John right now, and then we'll
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  Speaker 2: be back on St. Thomas later this afternoon. But we
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  Speaker 2: spent the holidays on Saint John. So that's Atlantic standard time.
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  Speaker 2: In the US Virgin Islands we don't recognize. We don't
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  Speaker 2: do Daylight Savings time. So when I say that we
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  Speaker 2: didn't even make it to ten pm on New Year's Eve,
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  Speaker 2: that means Trey, when you with you and Brandy at
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  Speaker 2: the Stars game, we were in bed and asleep before
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  Speaker 2: the end of the first period where you were in Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: I I, you know, tip of the hat to you.
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  Speaker 2: You see, this is why I love, This is what
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  Speaker 2: I love all perspectives inside the treehouse trays like you know,
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  Speaker 2: yeah that sounds great, Roger, like you pussies. You couldn't
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  Speaker 2: even make it to midnight. I almost died.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I did. I did have h.
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  Speaker 3: A toast of my diet coke to everybody at night
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  Speaker 3: and sent a picture to most people. And I wish
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  Speaker 3: to everybody a happiness you and then you know about
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  Speaker 3: one one, that's one.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I called it. But you guys, I guess
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  Speaker 4: we're asleep by then.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the chili coma.
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  Speaker 1: I finally you were sleep by one am. But but
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: you went.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: You went, You did like a pub crawl or something
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: like that, right, damn.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Oh me, yeah, yeah, you're obviously not talking to Trey. Uh.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: It's sort of like it's really easy to do that
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: on Saint John because's a small island and the town
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: of Cruise Bay. Everything's extremely walkable, right, I mean, it's
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: all every things within a one to two minute walk
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: if everything. In some places you could fall out of
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: one place and into another. So we had our favorite
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: restaurant appeared to be booked up on reservations, but probably
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: because my wife recommends the restaurant to all of her clients.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: We were able to get a table for five thirty.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, So yeah, the early we had New Year's
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Eve dinner at five thirty.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Page sometimes not all the time, but.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: It was a very fancy lun platter. But we had
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: we had fish, was had, sure. But it's like, look,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: we were at that point. It was like that was
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: the only time they had, and we're like, perfect, we'll
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: take it. We'll basically treat ten pm like midnight. Let's
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: just see how far we go. It doesn't matter what time,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: as long as you're in, you know, enjoying yourselves. That's
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: all that really matters. It doesn't matter if you're awake
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: or not, you know, for the actual time change, which again,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: if you're in a different time zone, the time change
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: is relative.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Well, if you would have been here, it would have
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: been New Year's s E, it would have been midnight.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Right, No, it was like eight pm your time.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, it goes back. Sorry. Yeah.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so as I'm meeting at five point thirty,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: you're probably taking an afternoon nap, just getting ready for
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: the evening, because that would be three thirty dollars time.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Oh I think I was in the er but close.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I had a shasta.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Because I think that's the only place you can get
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: shasta now is in the hospital.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: God bless those hospital waiting rooms. It's like a time capsule.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: No, mine was so bad.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I walked in and they're like you now inside, Like
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't even have to wait in the waiting room.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: It was well yeah, because she probably had like blood
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: pouring out of your face, right, yeah. Look, if you
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: want to get seen in the emergency room before everybody else,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: look like an extra from a brave heart battle, you
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: will get right in.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Did I text you guys this because my Uber driver
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: because I didn't want to take an ambulance, so I
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: took an Uber.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: My Uber driver was crying the entire time.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Why did you fart from.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: The look on my face, like just holding the towel
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: to my nose from the bleeding. He literally just cried
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: the entire time. And I don't think he charged me.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I think he just said God bless you and pissed off.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Basically I just left.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So is it possible then that he wasn't crying
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: because of his concern over you. He was crying over
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: how it might affect him, Like could it be he
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: just cleaned up vomit, and now he's afraid he's gonna
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: have to clean up blood. Or is he thinking you
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: just got attacked by somebody. And he's the extra in
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: the action film that gets murdered because he gave a
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: ride to the good.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Guy said did you get into a fight? And I said, no,
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I just have a nosebleed.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: He's worried about himself. He's not he don't worry about you.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: No, I just have a really severe nosebleed and I
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: need to get to medical city. And he saw the
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: amount of blood that was coming out of my face,
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: and I don't think he could hint the blood, so
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: he just started crying.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, and I'm here.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: With a towel on my face, going, it's okay, buddy,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be fine. You're gonna be okay. I'm telling
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: him this. That's we're going to the emergency room.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I think he's worried about when he stops at the
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: emergency room, pull up spot Jack Reacher is going to
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: punch through their driver's side window and pull him out
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: through it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I just watched that clip right before we recorded that
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: in the car Jack scene, I just watched that, but yeah,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: he was.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: He was crying the entire way.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: So but even then I was like, hey, we got
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: to celebrate twenty twenty six.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: That's how dedicated.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's also another quick way to get seen in
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: the er.
• 24:14
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• 25:44
  Speaker 2: saw over the holidays that I think it's important to
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: share with you, and that is this. Well, first, let
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: me ask, have you guys noticed any people in your
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: immediate circle suddenly droppingway probably because they're on the golp
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: one ozempic weight loss plan.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: In my immediate circle, no, people I know absolutely got it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's pretty obvious now. I think at first
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: it was like, hey, so and so, maybe it's been
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: a while, so I've seen this person. You look great.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: But when you start seeing so many people suddenly dropping,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: you know, rapid weight loss, and it's like, okay, I see
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: what you're doing, which is fine to each their own
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: medical advancement should be taken advantage of. But there is
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: something to keep in mind that when you see someone
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: that has had the rapid weight loss that has been
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: from ozimpic or glp one medications, and that is the
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: side effect known as ozimpic vagina. I could go into
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: the medical jargon on what it is, but I'll just
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: give you the layman's version of it. You know how,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: when you lose weight really really fast, there's a lot
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: of sag and skin left. Kind of the same thing
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: with the of the JJ, everything SAgs, and a lot
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: of ladies have been looking into the minimally invasive procedure,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: which supposedly provides a solution to the ozimpic vagina problem.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: A host of females who've been using GLP one medication
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: to help them shed pounds, despite it not being approved
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: by certain government agencies for weight loss, claim to have
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: got more than they bargained for, as they've now been
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: left with an unfortunate issue in their intimate areas. Dubbed
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: ozimpic vagina or ozempic vulva, it's a side effect that
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: apparently causes a drastic change in the appearance of a
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: woman's genitals. As one doctor explained, it's a result of
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: taking drugs like ozempic the eight weight loss, one may
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: experience sagging of the outer layby a weakness of the
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: vaginal muscles and dryness, also known as the trifecta of
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: the yeah vagina trifacta. There we go. This doctor also said,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: rapid weight loss can lead to visible differences in the vagina,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: warning that it might look as though it's now out
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: of proportion, so it's not just saggy but.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Big, I guess. And also it also can make it
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: look very aged. Just stuff, so you can be.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Very talking about facially not no, no, no, the vagina. Oh
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: you'll have like an old lady vagina. Yes, yeah, they
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: should put that on the brochure. It's like, you know
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: how like weight loss things are very popular when they
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: show before and after, Like here's what I looked like before,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Here's what I look like after. Now I'm feeling like
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: there needs to be a third photo zoomed in on
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: the crotch area.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, there's a lot of people going for labiaplasty because
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: of how it looks. And it was it wasn't designed
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: for weight loss. It was designed to lower your A
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: one C for diabetics. It's like VIAGRAA was a heart medication,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: and then they realized that old men were getting happy. Uh,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: and so they're like, oh, let's market it because it's
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: easier to market that as.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: A sex pill than heart medication.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: So same with ozembic was designed to lower your a
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: one C and now all it does is everybody's on
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: it to lose weight. And people don't realize, uh, you
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: got sagging skin, like if you lose weight that quick, Uh,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: skin is skin.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Well so and that's the thing I don't think people realize. Hey,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you know, when you're young and if you lose a
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: lot of weight, you're generally okay. But as you get older,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: you look like shit, you lose too much weight because
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: fat hides a lot of equals and everything else. But
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: all the people I know, I don't know, I let
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: this way. I don't know a lot of people that
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: have really been able to strike a good balance on
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: those GLP ones. It seems like they're all going overboard.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Like well, you also have to do much weight too
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: fast or yes.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you also have to do resistance training because
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: that's I mean, you'll you're gonna lose muscle tissue.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: And people are losing weight but literally you know, can't
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: pick up a gallon of milk.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: They're yeah, they're not getting enough protein because they're not
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: eating correct.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do bring up a solid point RAJ, which
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: is a lot of our not just medical advancements but
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: technological advancements kind of happen on accident, Like you know,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: you'll you'll get a you'll get a you'll get a person,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: you get a scientist in a lab, and like, Okay,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: my goal on today, on this experiment is to achieve A.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: And at the end of the day we got X. Well,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: if we keep getting X, let's just shift it and
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: we'll just go with that. If that's a cool thing.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Accidents f a bunch of heart disease. I got a boner.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's exactly what happened.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Propecia faster ide was a prostate enlargement drug. And then
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: they know because they do these long term after studies
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, your career grow and your hair,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: your hair lost stopped. And it always they're they're brilliant
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: about it when they launch it, because it's always when
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: that drug is about to go generic, and then they
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: relaunch it for a different you know, under a different name,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: different purpose.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: And then and it was to stop prostada enlargement, not
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: to create prostag and right.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Within large prostatects.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know anyone just doctor evil.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: In a lab prospects, but I got all instead one
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: million dollars.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: In bald white men.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean sure, I mean heart disease is still
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: the problem. But you know what, you'll take a heart
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: attack if you're rock heard at the time.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: So a buddy of mine does a clinical trial and
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: he was telling me, like when when uh viagraphers came out,
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Like when you had to go into the room to
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: check on the patient to see how their heart was doing.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Uh surprise, Steve's got a boner, Like, oh, okay, that's weird.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: And then the next room, and in the next room,
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: and then the next room.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Noticing your trend.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Like the heart looks good, but so does that.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: It's like, look, I realized this is a heart clinic,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: but it seems odd that we have to bolt down
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: all the lamps.
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: I can't see where to put this stuff. You're a heartbeat,
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: but I don't think I'm in the right spot.
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