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TWR Wednesday | DeSantis Drops Out & Barstool Sports Joins Forces With Rumble! · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the Next Gen. conservative studio in
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  sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics,
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  I am your host, Sam Whitfield, joined by Morpheus Max, and he
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  Hopefully he will because we enjoy having them.
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  But add in, right We are here. So welcome to this show everyone
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  and good evening to you Morpheus.
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  How are you doing tonight, Sir? More.
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  Hello. Hello.
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  Oh. OK, you are there.
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  OK. How's everybody?
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  Doing today pretty. Good.
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  Pretty good. So you know, I, I it's.
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  Boy, it's been a jam packed week.
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  Let's see here. Big news.
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  Big news, actually. So we have a.
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  We have a few things actually good.
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  Evening, Sir. How are you tonight?
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  Pretty good. Pretty good.
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  I'm doing well. We have some pretty big.
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  We have some pretty big news here tonight.
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  Most. OK, hold on.
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  Oh yeah, I'm, I'm here. Max is Max is asking how he
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  joins. So hold on a SEC we are we are
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  dealing with some new software there.
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  OK. There we are.
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  OK. We have a Wild Knox appearing.
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  We do. We're also, we are kind of doing
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  this like on the fly, so this ought to be good.
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  Hey Max, how you doing? Pretty good.
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  Well, we've got some big news this week.
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  We've got. That's right.
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  Hulk Hogan has one more left in him.
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  Well, OK, OK, three big stories. Yeah, the software screen today
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  was weird. We we've got three big stories
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  then. Awesome happened.
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  Well, I mean, listen, I'm surprised you're not gloating,
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  because I sure AM. But DeSantis listen.
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  I've never seen, I've never seen DeSantis this happy in like a
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  while. Yeah, it'd be interesting to see
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  what the next step for DeSantis dumers is.
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  I imagine they spend the next couple years trying to rehab his
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  image so that he can do the thing that they thought he was
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  going to do, which is be the next guy to run.
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  I'm not so sure that's the case now.
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  Running has hurt his potential for the future because he got
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  exposed. I mean, he's been taking L's
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  since he announced his campaign. That itself was an L.
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  Yeah, I mean, look, there's I'm not denying that I.
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  Before we go too much into that, though, I I do want to kind of I
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  I do want to play this video here, though, because I think
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  it's pretty kind of telling, oh, Jesus, we've got Desantis's face
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  here. What did you do, Sam?
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  He looks. Did you ever see Futurama where
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  they had the clones of the president running against each
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  other And they were. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  That's the same. Yeah, I've seen that.
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  So anyway, let's let's take a listen to this.
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  Greetings from Florida. The warmth of being home is a
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  reminder. I've chosen public service, from
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  joining the United States Navy and serving in Iraq to
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  representing the people in the US Congress and now serving as
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  governor of Florida. And it reminds me why I decided
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  to run for president to fight for those who've been forgotten
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  in this country. This is America's time for
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  choosing. We can choose to allow a border
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  invasion, or we can choose to stop it.
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  We can choose reckless borrowing and spending, or we can choose
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  to limit government and lower inflation.
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  We can choose political indoctrination, or we can choose
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  classical education. These choices are symptoms of
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  the underlying struggle to ensure that constitutional
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  government can endure and that Western civilization can
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  survive. And we launched this campaign to
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  bring accountability to government, regain sovereignty
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  at our border, and restore sanity to our society.
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  We cannot succeed as a country if we allow our nation to be
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  invaded. OK, before I play this virtual I
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  I just for too much more. I I want to know, like at the
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  beginning of the clip. I've never seen him smile like
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  that. Broadly like he seems relieved.
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  Got to be a lot of pressure off his shoulders, right?
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  Yeah, like, like like like I heard some people say this the
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  other day, like those first few seconds when he's saying, you
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  know, hello from Florida, He has to thank God this is over.
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  Look on his face. Well, I agree 100% there.
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  He's definitely relieved to not be in the race anymore.
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  Didn't doesn't his wife have like cancer?
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  Like, add that on top of Governor and everything else,
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  Like, yeah, it's I imagine he is relieved.
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  That's one less thing on his plate at least, whether he, you
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  know, lost or not. At least that's one less thing
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  and he can regroup and and move forward with whatever he's doing
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  next. Yeah, yeah.
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  So I don't know how much more we want to play of this, but
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  basically he he goes on to say basically that he's going to
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  endorse Donald Trump. Currency to be debated.
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  Blah blah blah. Elected to serve, I have a
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  record of leading with conviction, championing an
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  agenda marked by bold colors, delivering on my promises, and
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  defeating the people who are responsible for our nation's
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  decline. The type of campaign stops more
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  interviews. I would do it, but I can't ask
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  our seguir. Crack head their time.
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  And donate their resources. We don't have a clear path to
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  victory. Accordingly, I am today
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  suspending my campaign. I'm proud to have delivered on
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  100% of my promises, and I will not stop now.
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  It's clear to me that a majority of Republican primary voters
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  want to give Donald Trump another chance.
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  You promise to win Iowa? Well, also, like he promised not
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  to, he actually promised us Floridians not to vote, not to
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  run in the first place, that he wasn't going to run for prison
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  in the 1st place. So I mean promise.
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  Made promises kept. Yeah, I guess.
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  I guess it's just weird though. Everything about him is weird.
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  That's what it really is, is there's just something off about
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  him. And and when he got a, like
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  there was people that their policy wonks and they don't like
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  Trump's meanness. And so for them, because he's a
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  policy wonk, they kind of gravitated to him.
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  But The thing is, if you're not a policy wonk, he comes off as
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  very awkward all the time. You know, like like the stuff
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  with the shoes. As silly as that sounds, it's
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  like, ha ha, you're wearing lifts.
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  But he's also like, I'm wearing these weird boots that don't
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  they look like the what the Wicked Witch of the West wears
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  And like, anybody comments on it and he's got nothing to say
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  about it, somebody gives him a pair of shoes and they're like,
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  hey, wouldn't it be nice if people saw you in these shoes?
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  And he's like, I can't wear those.
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  It just comes off as like, lizard Manny, I guess is a way
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  to describe it. Like, not quite human.
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  Yeah, Yeah, There's something wrong with him and he brings
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  attention rather than draw attention away from it.
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  He brings attention to it. And that's it's I actually
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  remember saying I think he had a future as as a presidential
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  candidate before he got in the race and as soon as he got in
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  the race I've been like as harsh as I would be on anybody and and
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  not measured up and and look maybe presidential politics
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  isn't his bag honestly. I I have a little bit more of a
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  nuance take which I I think he I think he could have had a future
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  maybe presidential politics. But I mean the man is only like
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  42. He's not that much older than
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  you are, Max and. But, but, but at the same time,
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  he's The social awkwardness at 42 ain't going away.
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  He looks awkward no matter what the social situation is.
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  He doesn't respond in a way that normal people do to normal talk.
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  That can't take that out of him at this point in his life.
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  He's a grown man. That's who he is.
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  And I get it that the policy wonks don't care about that,
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  right? But they're not the majority.
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  And and we've seen it because Trump whooped everybody else's
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  ass. There's no other way to put it.
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  The the majority doesn't care about the policy wonk shit.
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  The majority cares about other things.
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  And look, Trump might be a little bit odd, but he's an odd
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  in a personable way. He seems like a person who can
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  relate to other people around him, where DeSantis just
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  doesn't. He just doesn't.
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  I don't know why that is, but he's got a bit of the tism in
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  terms of how he deals with awkward social situations.
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  And it's 'cause like, look, if everybody was making fun of your
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  shoes and saying that you're a man lit, if it's not true,
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  obviously you would. You would address it.
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  You would wear the stupid shoes the guy presented you, right,
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  instead of falling into a trap, right by like, arguing about,
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  oh, it's not about that. I don't know whether I don't
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  accept gifts. Like, OK, if you're not a man
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  lit using lifts in your shoes, which is the point that was
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  trying to be made, put the sneakers on.
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  Right. Just do it, Yeah.
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  Yeah. And if you are a manlet and
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  you're wearing it to hide it, you could actually make a
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  humanizing moment out of that and say, yes, I am kind of
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  sensitive about my height and I wore those special shoes and
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  I've been called out on it, you know, But I am who I am.
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  And you know, this is, this is a minor thing.
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  We we all do our try to put our best appearance forward.
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  And it was a mistake on me. He could come back from that,
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  but he didn't. He did the exact opposite.
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  So either way, whether you're a man using lifts and that's why
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  you're doing it or not, right, there's a better way to handle
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  that situation. And I think that that is exactly
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  why I say I don't think he was ever cut out for presidential
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  politics. It was a mistake we all made
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  because he hadn't been tested in such a way yet.
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  And tested he has failed every single one.
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  Well, and to be fair, like I am going to give him a bit of
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  credit for this. He was such a good, I mean he's
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  to be fair, he was such a good governor of Florida, like in his
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  first term And you know before I ran for president, he was very
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  good governor of his seconder. I think he more or less he kind
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  of surpassed everyone's expectations.
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  So because he was a good governor, I think a lot of
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  normies in the Republicans thought and I was one of them to
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  be fair initially that wow, this guy might make a good president
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  in the future. But once you and Shmuley, I give
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  you both credit for kind of opening my eyes to this.
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  Once you kind of pointed out some of his idiosyncrasies and I
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  look at him, I was kind of like, Oh yeah, you're right, Like and
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  I I think. And the reason you didn't see it
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  initially is 'cause you are kind of a policy wonk, right?
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  And that's what I mean. The policy wonks love the guy.
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  Yeah. But normal people see shit like
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  that awkward shoe exchange. I know it sounds silly, right?
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  But it's a it's it's a He did that on several different key
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  issues where a normal response was anything but what he said.
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  Well, he. He.
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  Accused. He accused Patrick Pat David of
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  trying to bribe him and like, which is Laval.
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  But because like hey Patrick Pat David.
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  Like I know some people think he's a grifter.
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  I don't like I I like some of this stuff.
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  But like Patrick, Pat, David at the very most is at the very
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  least is like an entertainer, right.
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  If if you want to like be mean, like he's, he's just kind of
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  like a, you know, an influencer. He's not trying to bribe
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  anybody. So for DeSantis to say that is
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  kind of like laughable and then? Again, like I say with with the
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  damn shoes. It's like it's not a bribe.
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  It's not like it's it's actually, it's a confrontation.
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  And he chose. This is why I say he will never
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  be a good presidential leader. I don't like you could elect him
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  president. I just don't think he'll do a
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  good job. Because rather than leading his
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  campaign by addressing this like elephant in the room, people are
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  saying this about you Take it head on and address it.
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  He ran away. That tells you everything you
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  need to know about him. A lot of my issue with Santa
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  Gbra is he's he's run away from a lot of the issues that people
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  have tried to call him out on. Yeah, what's he gonna?
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  Do. It's North Korea at the table,
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  and running away means a nuclear war.
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  He's. I will say this like this is
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  both a compliment and kind of AI don't want to say an insult but
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  like the one thing that people say about DeSantis is oh he's he
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  is great on the culture war stuff which I agree he I don't
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  but go ahead but well OK. But the the problem is though is
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  like I'm I'm sorry conservatives.
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  Like, I know some of you guys think the culture war stuff with
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  the trans stuff and the Disney stuff is important, but like at
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  the end of the day, it it's it's not that it's unimportant, but
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  like there are other things besides the cultural war that
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  matter, like foreign policy and like economics.
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  Or, you know, when they put a whole bunch of illegals in your
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  home? Right, like.
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  Where we're heading at. This like, like, but that's what
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  I'm saying. Like like a lot of right
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  wingers. Now I'm not saying any of us
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  here like this, but I I know a lot of people kind of in our
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  circle are so caught up in the mock culture war thing.
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  And those are the people that like DeSantis, was there a guy
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  because of the culture war. But like, I I'm sorry, but like
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  the culture war is not going to win.
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  Here's my thing. Elections.
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  And I I know what you're doing as you're going easier on him as
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  he's out. I'm not, because I've seen the
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  kind of person that he is and the kind of leader that he is.
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  And I know you. I wouldn't vote for Ron DeSantis
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  for fucking Dog Catcher. After this, no I.
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  I didn't say that if you can go back and double check me if you
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  don't believe me, audience, but I didn't say that before he got
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  in the race. He he made me feel that way.
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  Throughout no, I, I, I actually, I agree with you.
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  I agree with you on that Max. I'm I'm adding that like.
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  What I realized though is that like all the people that voted
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  for him that still take him seriously are the culture war
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  people. They they consider that like.
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  Like, Trump's got a bunch of culture war people too 'cause he
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  did quite a bit in that arena. Yeah, but like.
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  They're culture war people who don't want to fight the culture
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  war because that might be impolite.
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  That's the run, DeSantis people. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I agree. Yeah.
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  It might be impolite. It might be impolite to say no,
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  I don't like the gay shit in public, right.
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  So they're not going to do that. They're going to say, oh, well,
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  we should have the gaze like we did in the 90s where they were
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  kind of off on the side. Well, we don't.
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  What are you going to do about it?
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  You going to cry? You going to fucking cry about
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  it? Because that's all I see.
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  The fucking DeSantis doomers do is cry.
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  That's why I call them doomers, because they're little
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  crybabies. And Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, I
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  used to respect. She's the biggest crybaby in
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  America. Man.
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  Losers and crybabies. You are the people that Trump
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  warned us about. Oh so many years ago.
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  OK, DeSantis people, you're not seeing it.
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  You want this, this version, but you want to be contrarian.
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  So you're like, but Trump can't do it.
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  It has to be somebody else. Well, the only one that's ever
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  moved in your fucking direction in your entire life.
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  The politics of this country is Donald Trump.
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  So you can pick a winner or you can be a loser.
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  Yeah, I mean, I. What if you're a loser?
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  I'm not sorry for the things that I'm saying.
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  I used to like Ann Coulter too, but I have to say, like my
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  problem with Ann Coulter is basically and this.
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  I don't know if you heard the interview that she did with with
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  Patrick David, but basically she revealed in the interview that
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  the reason why she's mad at Trump is guess why, Because he
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  didn't build the wall fast enough.
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  Oh come on, that's pathetic. And I mean, I mean, and that's
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  what a lot of them will say, too, right?
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  But here's the thing. Two years, two years of his
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  presidency, he had the Republican House and Senate.
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  What did they do? Sat on their hands.
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  They didn't pass any legislation for those two years.
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  They purposely fucking hindered his presidency, his own party.
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  Yeah. And if you think, if you think
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  DeSantis wouldn't get the same treatment if he tried to do some
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  of the same things, you're fucking retarded.
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  You're You think they're not going to call him Hitler?
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  You think they're not going to say he's a Nazi and a racist?
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  Are you fucking stupid? Were you not here when they did
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  that to George W Bush and Mitt Romney and fucking George HW
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  Bush and Ronald Reagan and fucking Nixon and every
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  Republican that has run since the goddamn 70s?
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  Well, well, Max, that, that's what I'm saying.
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  Like they they did that. These people.
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  They they did that to DeSantis in in Florida like I can't speak
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  like just and. Then the idiot hired some
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  fucking white nationalists on his campaign team.
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  And yes, I hold him responsible because his campaign, just like
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  the president did. The buck stops with you.
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  Your name is on the fucking door, buddy.
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  Yeah, no, I you're already getting.
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  Treated like a white nationalist and you repost their fucking
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  memes? That that's where the campaign
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  and DeSantis lost me. Is that reposting white
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  nationalist memes? Like, really?
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  We We know you're not, but you let your campaign ruin you it.
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  It shows his management style. Agreed.
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  Yeah, and the and the the job that you're trying to run for
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  brother is manager and your management has been garbage
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  since the moment you announced for presidency.
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  And and if and if you're DeSantis Dumer and you didn't
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  see all the fucking big LS that he took throughout this
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  candidacy, then your head is in the fucking sand.
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  Ignore Joe Biden for the left. He ran a bullshit campaign and
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  all he had to do was be an empty suit and he couldn't do that.
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  The the the thing that turned me off and and you remember this.
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  Correct me if I'm wrong, Max, you were there.
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  Would I would. I kind of had the aha moment.
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  The thing that officially turned me off from DeSantis was the the
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  Fauci hugging Trump meme and how dirty it was and.
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  The DeSantis. As well, like, And the DeSantis
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  tumors were like, well, Trump posts edgy memes as well.
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  Yeah, but not like, not like that.
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  But not fake memes. Well, not, not, not.
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  Not only fake defamatory memes. I would I.
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  Would well in this comparison. Defamatory AI memes.
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  This comparison to Trump on COVID anyway begs the fucking
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  question, what did DeSantis do that Trump didn't?
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  DeSantis was pro operation warp speed.
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  DeSantis locked down. DeSantis was pro mask.
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  DeSantis was pro vaccine. All of those things are true.
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  So why is he attacking Trump on the issue of COVID when he has
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  the same fucking platform with and then and then not only to
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  attack Trump on on COVID, but then to use a fake AI generated
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  meme to do so. Yeah, that's dirty.
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  And it's like you're attacking him for your policy.
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  So you're just saying your policy sucks?
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  Yeah, well, no, I this is this is no big secret.
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  Like, does Santis want to be DeSantis wanted to be Trump so
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  damn bad. It's.
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  He came in through it with that Hillary Clinton this is my turn
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  mentality. Yeah.
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  And even then Trump being in the race didn't he had planned on
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  this or I think this is the case.
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  He'd planned on this all along especially after he got re
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  elected as governor and then Trump getting in he didn't
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  actually plan for that but he figured I'll run myself as I'm
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  not as mean I can be the empty suit that these people because
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  that's the problem. Trump isn't an empty suit and
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  that's why these never Trumpers don't like him.
• 25:26
  So they like this empty suit. All you had to do was be the
• 25:29
  empty suit but you're socially awkward right.
• 25:33
  And and and you answer questions wrong and and management
• 25:37
  decisions that you've made are awful and and I know Republicans
• 25:41
  would be like oh but it's over it's time for unity.
• 25:43
  I'm calling out what I see. People want to tell me that this
• 25:46
  guy is the future and I'm looking towards the future and I
• 25:51
  don't see it. I see a loser.
• 25:53
  I see a loser who doesn't stand for the things that he wants and
• 25:56
  will say whatever he can to get himself elected.
• 25:59
  And that is not a guy I can get behind.
• 26:01
  And that's why I am not a Republican.
• 26:03
  I am a Trump voter. Right.
• 26:06
  And so if you want to win over a guy like me, you have to factor
• 26:09
  that shit in. I don't just want an empty suit.
• 26:12
  I'm so I am curious and you don't have to answer if you
• 26:16
  don't want to, but like our as far as I know you are.
• 26:21
  Someone asked me this like and I don't know why they asked me
• 26:24
  questions about you. They should just ask you, but
• 26:29
  correct me if I'm wrong Max, but you are an independent like
• 26:32
  registered I'm a. Registered I'm registered with
• 26:34
  the Republican Party right now, but at heart, I've been an
• 26:38
  independent voter. Yeah, my entire adult life I've
• 26:42
  I've registered as a couple parties.
• 26:43
  I've registered Libertarian, I've registered the Reform
• 26:46
  Party, and I've registered Republican, and I've registered
• 26:51
  Republican for Trump. Yeah, well, that that's kind.
• 26:55
  My that's kind. My point That was like, you're
• 26:57
  not you're not loyal to the Republican Party so much and not
• 27:01
  neither am I and. In fact, I've been very
• 27:04
  critical. Of the.
• 27:04
  Republican Party in the past, especially on war and on issues
• 27:09
  of, yes, censorship and cancel culture.
• 27:11
  Republicans fucking invented that shit.
• 27:15
  Yeah. You know, they want to pretend
• 27:17
  like they're only the victims of it now, but I remember getting
• 27:20
  cancelled for liking metal music and Dungeons and Dragons, OK?
• 27:25
  And I remember who did it. And so the.
• 27:27
  Republicans. Yeah, it was.
• 27:29
  It was evangelical type Republicans.
• 27:32
  And I'm in the same boat. That's the reason why I'm an.
• 27:34
  I'm a registered independent. And I think and the and The
• 27:38
  thing is, if the Republican Party wants people like me,
• 27:40
  which by that I mean millennial conservatives, Trump is the
• 27:45
  millennial conservative guy, OK. I know that there's outlier
• 27:49
  DeSantis doomers, OK. But they're less than 10%.
• 27:51
  We've seen it in the polls. That's been proven, OK.
• 27:54
  It's a it's a it's a fraction of the fucking party.
• 27:57
  The, the majority and the bulk voting demographic for both
• 28:01
  Republicans and Democrats at this point is millennial voters.
• 28:04
  We outnumber the boomers because the boomers are starting to die.
• 28:08
  OK, well. This, this, this is important,
• 28:10
  Sam. This election will be the first
• 28:12
  majority Millennial election ever and the first one since
• 28:17
  1960. Sixty eight.
• 28:20
  I'm sorry, I was going to say 66.
• 28:22
  For some reason, 1968 was the the first time Boomers were the
• 28:27
  majority demographic and in since 1968, they've been the
• 28:32
  majority in every single election.
• 28:34
  This is the first time that's not going to be the case.
• 28:37
  And who appeals to Millennial conservatives?
• 28:39
  Not DeSantis. Certainly not Nikki Haley.
• 28:44
  So if if if the Republican Party wants me, which is going to be
• 28:49
  their backbone, demographic, middle-aged, millennial
• 28:53
  conservatives, if they want us, they're going to have to
• 28:56
  recognize that some of the ways in their past were just fucking
• 28:59
  wrong. And one of those is going around
• 29:02
  cancelling people because they don't share your religious
• 29:05
  beliefs as long as they're not dipping on your bullshit.
• 29:08
  And also once you think of when somebody think of the children.
• 29:13
  Yeah, yeah. I actually brought this up the
• 29:16
  the other day The the Evangelical right is dead.
• 29:20
  Pretty much like it does. They're they're they're dead.
• 29:24
  But they're loud and they don't shut up and they ruin games that
• 29:28
  we make. And and and by the way, I mean
• 29:31
  like I I have, I am. I wouldn't say I'm religious,
• 29:36
  but I am. You know, I have faith in God
• 29:39
  and in Jesus. Well, I'm not an even.
• 29:42
  I'm not an even. I'm not an evangelical either.
• 29:46
  Not always. Well, the tough part with that
• 29:49
  is the people I'm calling evangelicals, a lot of them
• 29:52
  wouldn't call themselves that. I could call them Protestant.
• 29:54
  That's a wider net. As a guy that was raised
• 29:57
  Catholic, I actually think it's pretty accurate.
• 29:59
  It's Protestants that do the cancelling, but regardless of
• 30:02
  that, they'll say, well, I'm this denomination or that I the
• 30:07
  the point being is you're a holy roller.
• 30:09
  And rather than trying to win people through converting them
• 30:12
  by convincing them with your message, you're trying to
• 30:15
  enforce via the law your moral, religious beliefs on other
• 30:19
  people. That's not going to win you
• 30:21
  young voters over. And they by the way, as the
• 30:24
  millennial generation ages out, it's going to be true of old
• 30:28
  voters, too. Yeah.
• 30:31
  So the future of the GOP is appeasing people like me, not
• 30:36
  appeasing them. And that's going to be like
• 30:39
  Trumpism, right? And that's.
• 30:42
  And if if not if, they're going to go back to their old neo con
• 30:46
  war mongering, censor everything.
• 30:48
  I don't like ways they're going to lose me and millions and
• 30:51
  millions of other voters like me.
• 30:53
  Like I say. That Kid Rock conservative
• 30:56
  block, which is a lot bigger than people think.
• 31:00
  Oh, well, I I would say it's a lot bigger than the Elites thing
• 31:04
  because like every, like the average listener of this show
• 31:09
  like is the Kid Rock can sort of.
• 31:12
  Yeah, or insert, insert. Other thing I know, 'cause some
• 31:15
  people be like, I don't like Kid Rock or he said this that I
• 31:17
  don't like. The point being is it's you're
• 31:20
  not coming from it from a religious you're coming in.
• 31:24
  This is our traditions. This is America.
• 31:26
  I love America, right? You might not be religious, but
• 31:30
  you still are respecting the institutions and traditions of
• 31:33
  this country and valuing free speech very highly.
• 31:37
  We value look, the the evangelicals.
• 31:40
  I don't care what they say. They don't value free speech at
• 31:42
  all. Hell no.
• 31:44
  They want to censor, kick out, whatever anybody who is not a
• 31:49
  religious Catholic Christian. They're, they're, they're,
• 31:52
  they're very happy to allow, you know, themselves to say, oh, we
• 31:56
  need to be, we're being censored.
• 31:58
  Oh, free speech, we need free speech.
• 32:00
  And as soon as they are grabbing the reins of power, they're like
• 32:03
  but you need to shut up. Right.
• 32:05
  And that's part of the reason why I'm not a Republican.
• 32:08
  I remember back when you and I were younger backs.
• 32:11
  They were, they were the ones that were doing all of the
• 32:13
  censoring. They they did the censoring.
• 32:16
  But now the Democrats have taken that those reins and perfected
• 32:20
  the issue. You couldn't talk about anti war
• 32:23
  stuff. You couldn't.
• 32:26
  You know, you were at like, This is why I never got into like,
• 32:29
  mainstream politics as I was on the outs from the beginning.
• 32:33
  Yeah, well. You know, but now, like Trump,
• 32:36
  coming in is giving me what I feel is a foot in the door.
• 32:40
  And now all of a sudden, Republicans are asking me my
• 32:42
  opinions, they're sending me surveys, They suddenly want me
• 32:46
  to be a part of the party because they understand that
• 32:48
  with Trump they can win them over.
• 32:50
  And I'm just saying, whatever happens in 2024, the Republican
• 32:53
  Party needs to understand that to continue to have my
• 32:57
  patronship to their party and make me a loyal long time
• 33:00
  member, they cannot lose with Trump.
• 33:03
  What made me get here in the 1st place, You know what I'm saying?
• 33:08
  Because I'll walk right out the fucking door, just like I've
• 33:11
  done before to other parties. When they don't go the way I
• 33:13
  like, my vote is not yours to command, it's yours to earn.
• 33:18
  Right, one. 100%. Yeah, no, I I do think the match
• 33:25
  up between Nikki Haley and and Trump at this point is kind of a
• 33:29
  bit poetic because this really is kind of the like the final
• 33:34
  showdown between the new right, which Trump represents, and the
• 33:38
  old establishment, right. And the now it's.
• 33:43
  Just crushing. Yeah, and look, we're recording.
• 33:47
  Even in the they They tipped the scale so far in New Hampshire in
• 33:50
  her favor, and she couldn't. Scrape.
• 33:53
  Out a win. Yeah, yeah, I was.
• 33:56
  We I was going to say we didn't even bring up New Hampshire yet,
• 33:59
  but like, New Hampshire was this week and she got creamy.
• 34:03
  She is only now staying. She's going to take a massively
• 34:07
  embarrassing loss on Super Tuesday.
• 34:10
  Just. Because.
• 34:11
  Just because she thinks or or the people with her think that
• 34:16
  Trump is going to jail, she is gonna lose.
• 34:19
  This is my prediction. I don't back off of this one
• 34:21
  bit. She's gonna lose her home state
• 34:23
  of South Carolina. And if you know anything about
• 34:25
  politics that is the worst thing that you could do is lose your
• 34:29
  home state. That why do you think DeSantis
• 34:31
  dropped? Do you think he wanted to lose
• 34:33
  Florida Trump and he was gonna? Yeah, no, that is.
• 34:38
  That is one thing I will give to Santa's credit for is like he
• 34:42
  knew the he he, I I honestly thought that he would stay in
• 34:47
  before Haley did. I'm I'm glad he dropped that
• 34:51
  when he did. Don't get me wrong, like, but
• 34:56
  yeah, I mean, I I I have friends who have been South Carolina and
• 35:00
  they've told me that, like, no, nobody here likes her.
• 35:07
  Yeah, well, it's just the polls. She's.
• 35:09
  Then you have the New Hampshire voters that did vote for Nikki
• 35:12
  Haley flat out admitting they're Democrats.
• 35:15
  They are not Republicans. Well, yeah, yeah, that's that's
• 35:19
  the other thing too. More Thesis like the CEO, the
• 35:23
  CEO of LinkedIn. And he's just one of them.
• 35:27
  Like all these Democrat billionaires who are like self
• 35:33
  admitted leftist. Like we're not talking like your
• 35:36
  average liberal. These are hardcore dyed in the
• 35:38
  wool leftist. They're the ones like donating
• 35:42
  to her campaign and whatnot and basically financing.
• 35:46
  And taking ballots in New Hampshire.
• 35:47
  A lot of people don't understand this.
• 35:49
  In New Hampshire and in Massachusetts, you don't just
• 35:53
  get your party's ballot, you get you get to choose.
• 35:56
  You can take either side's ballot and they were encouraging
• 35:59
  Democrats because Joe's not even on the ballot in New Hampshire
• 36:02
  because of a whole. That's a whole nother can of
• 36:05
  worms. But Joe, Joe Biden's not on the
• 36:08
  ballot. So if you're a Democrat, you
• 36:10
  know he's going to fucking win that primary.
• 36:12
  So it's not even worth you doing that.
• 36:14
  So they're like, hey, take a Republican ballot and go vote
• 36:16
  for Nikki Haley because she could beat Trump.
• 36:19
  They were wrong, but that's what they did.
• 36:22
  And so she got, I believe it was 40 plus percent in the in the
• 36:25
  final vote. But like how many of them, if
• 36:28
  the if it was a closed primary, would have been voting?
• 36:31
  Probably very few. Probably like half.
• 36:34
  That. But because it's an open primary
• 36:38
  and a Democrat can just vote in that primary, she got inflated
• 36:42
  numbers. You're not going to see that in
• 36:44
  other states. And so 40% to Trump, 60%
• 36:48
  essentially is the best Chicken Muster is losing by 20 points.
• 36:52
  It's a foregone conclusion, and she knows it.
• 36:54
  She's staying in on the chance that he goes to jail or
• 36:59
  something and she can say, well, I came in second.
• 37:03
  Yeah, yeah, that's she can't. Even do that, by the way, This
• 37:05
  is important too. She can't even really pull off
• 37:08
  that scam if she doesn't win one single state.
• 37:11
  She has to win a state because what happens is there will be a
• 37:15
  brokered convention and the delegates can then move to put
• 37:19
  to put a new candidate in there, right?
• 37:22
  But if she doesn't have any delegates, she can't actually be
• 37:24
  a part of that process. Yeah.
• 37:29
  And because nobody, we have not had a brokered convention in my
• 37:33
  lifetime, let alone yours. The last one was in the 60s.
• 37:36
  And so we were really, most people aren't sure what that
• 37:41
  would look like, but you have to have a delegate to be in the
• 37:43
  process at all. So DeSantis is out, Vivek is
• 37:49
  out. They got delegates, sure, but
• 37:51
  they gave them to Trump. She doesn't have any delegates,
• 37:54
  as far as I'm aware. She's hoping to get one in one
• 38:00
  of the Super Tuesday states so that she can have a brokered
• 38:03
  convention and have them declare her.
• 38:06
  That's what she that's why she's staying in, to get one fucking
• 38:09
  delegate to throw a monkey wrench in the whole process.
• 38:14
  Mark my words. That's exactly why.
• 38:16
  Because there is no politically viable path to success for Nikki
• 38:22
  Haley right now. So there's there's an ulterior
• 38:25
  motive. And and it's funny because
• 38:28
  someone, someone the other day like messed me and was like,
• 38:33
  well, Nikki Haley was part of the was part of the Tea Party
• 38:36
  back in the 2000 Tens, which is back when this show started by
• 38:42
  the way. But see, all the Tea Party
• 38:45
  people and I want to bring this up because I still keep in touch
• 38:49
  with some of them. They're all trying.
• 38:52
  Listen, news flash, the Tea Party people, the good ones at
• 39:00
  least, are Trump people now. And why?
• 39:06
  And and and I don't need to explain any further.
• 39:09
  That's as Simply put as it needs to be.
• 39:12
  Why people still how anyone could still think that she is
• 39:17
  representative of the Tea Party from back then is beyond me.
• 39:23
  Like what do I if someone could? Look, if you care at all about
• 39:27
  war, she's made it very clear how she feels, and it's a very
• 39:31
  staunch difference from former President Trump.
• 39:34
  So if you care at all about war, if you care on the positive
• 39:37
  side, you'd support her, right? If you like war, she's offering
• 39:41
  you a couple more, right? As if we don't have enough
• 39:44
  already. Trump is offering you less war.
• 39:46
  So there you go. That's all you need.
• 39:49
  And the other thing, the other thing that I that I have to say
• 39:51
  say about Nikki Haley is those same Democrats that are, that
• 39:55
  are, that are voting for have flat out said if it comes down
• 39:58
  to Nikki Haley and Joe Biden, they're going to go with Joe
• 40:01
  Biden. Yeah, yeah, that.
• 40:04
  Yeah. That's the other thing like like
• 40:08
  she's she's not going to win in the general.
• 40:10
  And like, I like I if if it comes down between her and if it
• 40:19
  comes down between her and Joe, I'm going to write in Trump.
• 40:22
  And I don't care if I'm throwing away my vote.
• 40:25
  That's. That's the Republican Party's
• 40:28
  fault. This is what I'm saying.
• 40:29
  If you want me to vote for your candidate and offer me a
• 40:32
  candidate that I like, and if you're going to offer me Nikki
• 40:34
  Haley, you don't get my vote. Neither does I might just sit
• 40:39
  out. I might not vote for the first
• 40:40
  time in my adult life or like you said, right in Trump.
• 40:43
  But I'm not going to vote for Nikki Haley.
• 40:46
  Yeah, Well, that. Well, that's.
• 40:47
  I'm not going to fall. Into that trap.
• 40:49
  It's the It's the same as with Mitt Romney.
• 40:50
  I wasn't going to vote for Mitt Romney, no matter how much I
• 40:53
  hated Obama. Yeah.
• 40:56
  I'll either right right in Trump or maybe just screw around.
• 40:59
  I'll write in myself. I mean, I mean, we might as
• 41:04
  well. Go to the George Carlin thing
• 41:07
  and and George, Collins said. While at Election Day, I'll be
• 41:11
  home masturbating, at least I'll have something to show for my
• 41:14
  efforts. That that would, that would be a
• 41:21
  bet. That would be a better use of
• 41:22
  your time than than voting for Nikki Haley.
• 41:26
  Yeah, I'm. Honestly.
• 41:27
  It's like, oh, the old South Park thing, Douche in a turd
• 41:31
  sandwich. I'm just not going to play the
• 41:33
  game. Yeah, And then everybody's like,
• 41:36
  vote. You got to vote.
• 41:37
  Vote or die. No, no, I don't.
• 41:41
  I don't vote just to vote, Brother.
• 41:44
  I vote for a person I think is qualified for the job.
• 41:46
  And if you don't offer me any of those, then I'll find somebody
• 41:49
  else or I just won't vote. If you offer me an establishment
• 41:54
  uniparty Jackass, I'm not voting.
• 41:57
  After the after the last election, it'll be really easy
• 42:01
  for me to justify not voting, OK?
• 42:05
  If you screwed that last election the way you did, I
• 42:08
  don't care if we're not supposed to say it.
• 42:09
  You fucking cheated. And then in this election you're
• 42:12
  going to get the candidate. Take that.
• 42:14
  Everybody is supporting like vast majorities he's got.
• 42:18
  He got the most fucking vote in Iowa ever of any candidate from
• 42:21
  either party in a primary ever. More than Nixon and Nixon won 49
• 42:27
  states, by the way. Yeah, you did the same thing in
• 42:30
  New Hampshire last night. Well, if he if he's not allowed
• 42:33
  on the ballot, then why am I like, honestly, I'm considering,
• 42:36
  like why would I even vote? I said after the last one, I
• 42:38
  might not vote again. I it might end up being true to
• 42:42
  my word because the last one was a fucking travesty.
• 42:45
  I don't care what they say. They can tell me I'm crazy all
• 42:48
  they want. You're not going to gaslight me.
• 42:50
  I know what happened. I saw it, OK?
• 42:53
  And then and then now this one of the candidate that got
• 42:55
  screwed and that we universally voted to be our candidate.
• 42:59
  It can't be allowed on the ballot.
• 43:01
  Yeah, I'm not going to vote in that system anymore.
• 43:04
  You don't get my vote anymore. Neither party.
• 43:06
  Yeah, yeah. Because well, because then
• 43:09
  they've furnished, proven that it's like they've basically
• 43:13
  proven that it's rigged and they don't care anymore.
• 43:16
  Now, like with with that being said, listen, if and I'm just
• 43:23
  speaking for me, if the election gets stolen again and Trump
• 43:28
  loses, I can guarantee you, well I can guarantee you at least one
• 43:33
  one thing which is that this show will continue.
• 43:38
  However, listen, as far as politics goes, I might retire
• 43:46
  this show entirely from from politics.
• 43:51
  Because at that point, what would be the point of me
• 43:56
  covering politics in a in a Reg system?
• 44:00
  Because like that's The other thing is people are like, oh,
• 44:02
  wolf temp loses again, are you going to quit?
• 44:05
  And it's like, no, I'm not going to quit doing the podcast, but I
• 44:09
  might quit doing, yeah. You know, I've been, I've been
• 44:13
  chatting this shit up long before Trump was around, and I
• 44:17
  had similar opinions back then that the thing was fucking
• 44:20
  rigged. I've always thought it's fucking
• 44:22
  rigged. I think he just kind of slid
• 44:23
  through the first time. But.
• 44:28
  He got lucky the the first time and they had to bring
• 44:30
  everything. They had to circle the wagons to
• 44:33
  make sure he didn't win again in 2020.
• 44:37
  There's no out of the fight. There's simply I don't want to
• 44:41
  be a fighter on the battlefield anymore.
• 44:44
  I'll never take that route. But I'm not going to cast my
• 44:46
  vote in a system that's clearly rigged and a lot of Look, Here's
• 44:51
  the other thing from the left that they haven't figured out is
• 44:55
  if you want half the country to completely not believe in the
• 44:59
  election process anymore, that's bad.
• 45:04
  Me as an individual, it probably won't make much of a difference.
• 45:07
  But if you disenfranchise like half, and that's exactly what
• 45:14
  you're gonna do if you take Trump off the ballot, 'cause,
• 45:16
  then they're gonna say they're justified and everything was
• 45:19
  stolen. And my God, Saddam Hussein
• 45:23
  didn't jail his Democratic opponents, OK?
• 45:29
  Kim Jong Un lets the guy run against him.
• 45:32
  He does. He lets the guy run against him.
• 45:34
  So they're actually worse than the most dictatorial fucking
• 45:39
  dictators that exist if they're going to jail their political
• 45:42
  opponent so they don't have to run against him.
• 45:45
  Yeah, and that and that. That is sadly true by the way
• 45:49
  too. But they're Stalin esque, so why
• 45:52
  not, right? They look up to Stalin, A lot of
• 45:54
  them. But but Trump is the dictator,
• 45:58
  don't you know? I don't know how you look at the
• 46:00
  quote, UN quote red speech Biden did and view him as the good guy
• 46:07
  at all. God, God, that that that red
• 46:12
  speech. I I I remember Apex was still
• 46:16
  close to the show and he and I were viewing.
• 46:19
  I thought that that thing was a was like.
• 46:22
  I thought that thing was like a meme or something that's like
• 46:25
  some Internet thing that like one of our Edge Lord friends.
• 46:31
  It just. Seemed they they literally
• 46:33
  changed the background of the speech as it was happening in
• 46:36
  real time. No, I no, I I know that now.
• 46:39
  But it's see, it seemed like an Edge Lord, I thought.
• 46:45
  I thought it was. I was like OK, is this an Edge
• 46:48
  Lord thing? But no it was completely like
• 46:51
  real so but you know I I am optimistic though too.
• 47:02
  Like you know don't get me wrong I'm like there is we could be
• 47:07
  fucked but I actually like I am optimistic because it seems like
• 47:12
  there is like a real. I haven't felt this energetic
• 47:18
  since 2016. I think Trump's going to, I
• 47:22
  don't think what I'm saying is going to come to pass.
• 47:24
  I don't think they can put him in jail.
• 47:25
  I don't think they can stop him from running.
• 47:27
  And I think he'll win. Like even if they rig it, I
• 47:31
  think it's to the point that even if they rig it, he'll win.
• 47:35
  Well, they they've already, they've already thrown
• 47:37
  everything, including the kitchen sink at him, so.
• 47:45
  And he's right in the in the it's election interference to
• 47:48
  take him off the campaign trail for all this shit.
• 47:51
  They know that, though. That's why they're doing it.
• 47:53
  They that's why they're throwing so many cases at him, so that
• 47:56
  he's always got to be in court. Fucking hell the the complaining
• 48:02
  about election interference when they're literally the ones
• 48:05
  fucking doing it. And his mother-in-law died, and
• 48:08
  he asked for a day of mourning reprieve from court.
• 48:11
  And they said anybody else would get that.
• 48:14
  Anybody, literally anybody, if you're facing a court case and
• 48:18
  had a close family member die, would get a day off.
• 48:20
  Except Trump. Yeah.
• 48:22
  That tells you everything you need to know.
• 48:24
  They're they're trying to like spread rumors that he and
• 48:27
  Melania are getting a divorce and.
• 48:30
  They've been reading that rumor since 2015.
• 48:35
  Yeah, so. If that was true, then you know
• 48:40
  they're not in the lighthouse, like, I don't know.
• 48:45
  Yeah. It's this idea that oh, she's
• 48:46
  just with him until it's over. It's been over.
• 48:51
  She. I don't know.
• 48:52
  I I think that I I don't like to get into those kind of rumors
• 48:55
  either way because it's just. Doesn't care about.
• 48:58
  No, but it just the. The only reason why bring it up
• 49:01
  is. It just seems petty that they're
• 49:03
  bringing it up this like that. That's why I bring it up,
• 49:07
  because I I think it's, I think it's bullshit.
• 49:10
  I think they're one of the, like legitimate, like celebrity
• 49:13
  couples that have actually made it work.
• 49:16
  And yeah, I did cheat on her, but like, you know.
• 49:21
  What celebrity doesn't cheat? I don't know.
• 49:25
  I don't go to him as like a moral how to live your life as a
• 49:29
  man kind of guy. I think that's a mistake a lot
• 49:32
  of people make. That's not why I would support
• 49:34
  him. If you're going by any
• 49:36
  politician as some sort of moral authority, you need your fucking
• 49:39
  head checked. Exactly.
• 49:44
  Yeah, I don't. I get it.
• 49:45
  He's been divorced a few times and he's got his history.
• 49:48
  I knew that didn't. What does that have to do with
• 49:52
  the price of tea in China? You know, like.
• 49:55
  I I it never. Bothered me.
• 49:57
  I think that I think that's the I think that's kind of the whole
• 50:01
  like thing is like. I wouldn't live my life the way
• 50:04
  that he has, but that's besides the point.
• 50:08
  Like, there are people who are saying that the president should
• 50:10
  be a moral figure, right? And I'm like, I don't really
• 50:14
  care, but I've never cared about that.
• 50:16
  I want the president to be a leader of the country.
• 50:22
  I want the president to be the leader of the free world, do
• 50:25
  what he needs to do to get get things done, keep us safe and
• 50:29
  not go into war constantly. Yeah, well, that's what I mean.
• 50:33
  He's not the savior of the world.
• 50:37
  He's not the Messiah. He's the president.
• 50:40
  He's a manager. That's what the job is.
• 50:43
  Executive. He's a manager.
• 50:45
  You want a good manager in there?
• 50:47
  Simple, simple as that. It doesn't need to be a pastor
• 50:53
  who lives and does every more. In my mind.
• 50:56
  If people need that, I would question where are their morals
• 51:02
  even coming from. If you need somebody else to
• 51:04
  give them to you, and. If and if and if you need
• 51:09
  something like go to go to church for that, don't look up
• 51:13
  to the president or, you know, a politician for that, like look
• 51:19
  for someone lovely or something like that.
• 51:24
  But no, I mean, like I said, I I'm optimistic that Trump is
• 51:27
  going to, you know, when this thing like I'm in, like this is
• 51:37
  the other thing that kind of drives me crazy is like the
• 51:40
  defeatist doomers that think that, like, Trump is already
• 51:43
  going to lose. Wasn't.
• 51:47
  There were a lot. There were lots of like
• 51:49
  defeatist, you know, people who thought he was going to lose in
• 51:54
  2016. And he won.
• 51:59
  Everybody was. Defeatist in 2016.
• 52:02
  Except my ass, I was like, yeah, Trump's going to win And they
• 52:07
  were like, Trump. Are you fucking stupid?
• 52:12
  I I have to. I was kind of.
• 52:14
  I was kind of shocked, but like I was also I I was also over
• 52:20
  overjoyed like I've I've never done cocaine in my life, but.
• 52:28
  Lots of PCP we are aware. But, but the amount, the amount
• 52:36
  of the amount of energy I had after Trump, after, like Trump
• 52:40
  won. Like I I did not like when Trump
• 52:45
  won in 2016. It was just like such a holy
• 52:49
  shit, what happened moment. But then I I was so overjoyed
• 52:54
  that I got like an energetic boost that literally lasted like
• 52:57
  12 hours. I was just like.
• 53:01
  See, I told you audience, PCP is a hell of a drug.
• 53:05
  Yeah, I didn't vote in 2016 cause fuck Hillary and I
• 53:10
  unfortunately I at that point I bought into all of the shit the
• 53:14
  mainstream media had spouted about Trump.
• 53:19
  Thankfully I've been since been snapped out of that and they
• 53:22
  woke up woke me up shortly before the 2020 election because
• 53:28
  this I don't remember the the exact story they were doing, but
• 53:33
  they literally took one stance and then 12 hours later didn't
• 53:37
  entirely won 80 just because Trump stated something that they
• 53:41
  had previously agreed with. Of course you can't agree with
• 53:44
  Trump, so you got to make him out to be the asshole.
• 53:47
  Yeah. Agreeing with Trump makes you a
• 53:52
  Nazi, even if it's completely reasonable to do so.
• 53:57
  Yeah, well, you know, also like wanting free speech makes you a
• 54:06
  Nazi now, apparently. Free speech is one of my core
• 54:11
  bullies. So.
• 54:12
  Which brings me to kind of the next story that kind of has to
• 54:18
  do with our own little, you know, I guess, corner of the
• 54:24
  Internet rumble. Max, it's almost been a year
• 54:29
  since we've been partners here on the Whiffield report.
• 54:37
  And then, like a year before that, that I fucked around with
• 54:39
  Rumble. Yeah, it's nice to see them
• 54:41
  making some good decisions. And it seems like their software
• 54:45
  actually works, which is nice. Yeah, they like we've we've got
• 54:50
  the Rumble Studio, which we're also like we're using and it was
• 54:55
  a little buggy with like the intro before you came in, but
• 54:58
  like it, it works good and act like I was looking and like you
• 55:03
  can add like graphics and sound boards and whatnot, which I'll
• 55:07
  play around with. The I I do want to get like some
• 55:10
  of the Dave Golden like audio drops to add to the sound board
• 55:15
  because I think that would be hilarious.
• 55:17
  I got one recently where Dave just screams asshole in the
• 55:21
  angriest manner I've ever heard and I.
• 55:23
  Oh, we we, You'll have to send that to me then.
• 55:27
  We we we've got to like, just have.
• 55:31
  I don't even remember what it was.
• 55:32
  I think his, I think his furnace died and he just started
• 55:35
  screaming uncontrollably doing a video about it and he was like.
• 55:39
  Assholes. And I was like, oh, I need to
• 55:41
  clip that. That was too good.
• 55:45
  Little people behind the curtain, I won't.
• 55:48
  Since I've been part of the show, I've constantly had issues
• 55:52
  joining, getting things set up. Today it's one of the first
• 55:55
  times that I haven't had any issues.
• 55:59
  No. Also, like, I know that
• 56:03
  Morpheus's camera's off, but like, at least we can still hear
• 56:07
  him. What's the deal?
• 56:09
  What's the deal with Barstool? I saw that in the.
• 56:12
  Yeah, yeah. Well, that.
• 56:14
  Never trumping fucking little weasel.
• 56:16
  What's up? What's up with them?
• 56:19
  Well, I. Guess by the way, he still says
• 56:22
  he's not voting for Trump. Yeah.
• 56:25
  Well, well, look Dave, I don't know like more like I don't know
• 56:32
  much about Dave Portnoy and. He's a DeSantis tumor.
• 56:38
  That's all you really need to know.
• 56:40
  OK, well, like I I've never. I've never paid much attention
• 56:45
  to him. I like.
• 56:50
  He talked about this. You're not really a sports guy.
• 56:52
  We were talking about Sports Illustrated and you were talking
• 56:54
  about the swimsuit issue. And I'm like that has here's the
• 56:57
  thing, and and but no it. Brings up the horny and Sam.
• 57:01
  But but the The thing is, is that it?
• 57:03
  It speaks to a larger thing a lot.
• 57:05
  I see this narrative going around.
• 57:07
  Oh, the tranny on Sports Illustrated is what killed it.
• 57:09
  No, they they were relying on the swimsuit issue because they
• 57:13
  had long since lost the sports audience.
• 57:15
  Well, well, exactly. Yeah.
• 57:17
  And and like I am. Like.
• 57:20
  All they had left was the perv audience who like looking at the
• 57:23
  swimsuit at issue, and then they pissed on them too.
• 57:26
  But yeah, they shouldn't have been in a position where that
• 57:30
  was a problem. Like honestly, honestly, if SI
• 57:34
  had just stuck to sports about 15 years ago, putting a tranny
• 57:38
  on the cover wouldn't have been enough to kill it now.
• 57:41
  But they didn't. They went, they went, started
• 57:43
  talking to all their woke politics.
• 57:44
  They were one of the first media outlets to do it, by the way.
• 57:48
  And I was a reader. I subscribed for years and years
• 57:52
  as an adult and and had been reading Sports Illustrated since
• 57:54
  I was a kid. Why sports?
• 57:56
  I didn't give a fuck about the swimsuit edition except when my
• 58:00
  maybe I was 13 and there was like no porn to be found.
• 58:03
  But like as an adult man, I don't give a fuck about the
• 58:05
  swimsuit issue. Never did.
• 58:07
  Most people didn't. They were reading because it was
• 58:10
  a before the era of the Internet.
• 58:11
  That's how you got Sports News and and stories that you
• 58:14
  wouldn't get just by watching sports.
• 58:17
  And ESPN came in and you could say yeah, they've gone a little
• 58:21
  woke too. But ESPN came in and at the very
• 58:24
  least they kept talking about sports and that's where that
• 58:27
  audience is now. And now you see shows like Pat
• 58:29
  McAfee, who has one of the biggest sports talk shows in the
• 58:32
  world on ESPN and he has Aaron Rodgers talking anti VAC shit on
• 58:36
  all the time because the sports audience, it wasn't about
• 58:39
  politics. It was about your bullshit
• 58:41
  politics getting forced down their throat.
• 58:43
  And so they unsubscribe from Sports Illustrated and all that
• 58:46
  was left was the people that want to Ogle the swimsuit
• 58:49
  edition, and they put a man on the cover and those guys were
• 58:53
  like, look, I'm a perv, but I'm not gay.
• 58:56
  Right. No.
• 58:58
  Yeah, they they. Like what makes sense that they
• 59:01
  decided they wanted a little adapt to sports with their
• 59:05
  politics, so they completely screwed up SI and lost their
• 59:10
  audience. They should never have tried
• 59:13
  politics in SI. So the swimsuit, the swimsuit
• 59:16
  edition is a yearly thing because it's not their bread and
• 59:20
  butter and it but it had been the past of five or six years
• 59:24
  because the whole sport, the magazine itself is basically who
• 59:27
  would to be a magazine nowadays. You have to offer a little more
• 59:32
  because you can't be the the thing about Sports Illustrated,
• 59:34
  that's where we got our news before Internet.
• 59:38
  Exactly. Either that or Sports Center on
• 59:39
  ESPN. And one of those things kept
• 59:42
  doing Sports News and the other one didn't.
• 59:45
  But then on top of that, the Internet filled in that gap.
• 59:48
  So, like magazines that are successful today do interesting
• 59:53
  stories. Off the beaten path.
• 59:56
  That you don't find on the Internet.
• 59:57
  You have to offer something special and different.
• 1:00:00
  It's tough to be magazines and they went out of business
• 1:00:04
  because they fucked that whole business up in an era where it's
• 1:00:07
  hard to be. And I I will say this like I
• 1:00:10
  don't follow sports as a whole, but like, I do follow football.
• 1:00:14
  So this is what I was going to say about bar stools.
• 1:00:16
  So it is kind of funny to me that that, like Sports
• 1:00:21
  Illustrated basically collapses like, OK, we're not kid
• 1:00:25
  ourselves, they've been, they've been dead for years, but they
• 1:00:29
  just, they made official. They haven't turned to profit
• 1:00:31
  since 2016. Right.
• 1:00:34
  So they they, they officially died.
• 1:00:39
  You know, they like they died a long time ago, but like the
• 1:00:43
  death like certificate announcement or whatever you
• 1:00:45
  want to call it came out last week, Barstool, which actually
• 1:00:50
  does do sports like. Forget Dave Portnoy.
• 1:00:53
  We all agree here. That hold on.
• 1:00:55
  My comments on his politics are from his appearances on
• 1:00:58
  political shows. If you watch sports stuff, he
• 1:01:00
  doesn't talk about that. Yeah.
• 1:01:04
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:01:04
  Well, yeah. Well, that I didn't know about
• 1:01:06
  him. That is that is fair.
• 1:01:10
  My my point being is Barstool like, did AI guess they they
• 1:01:15
  they signed like a partnership with Rumble and this is one
• 1:01:20
  thing I mentioned to Morpheus before he came on.
• 1:01:26
  Max is my aunt and uncle on my step dad's side.
• 1:01:31
  They're here this week and I was telling them about what I've
• 1:01:35
  been doing with my, you know, with the books and also with the
• 1:01:38
  podcast. And I told them that I was
• 1:01:42
  swimming on Rumble. And they're both, they're both
• 1:01:46
  in their 60s, but they both know what Rumble is like.
• 1:01:49
  I didn't have to explain this to them to either them.
• 1:01:52
  And they're not like, as far as I know, political.
• 1:01:55
  They're just like, oh that that's that other platform
• 1:01:59
  that's not YouTube if. They know people who are in
• 1:02:03
  their age group, political that, yeah, a lot of them use rumble
• 1:02:06
  now. Yeah, so that.
• 1:02:09
  That's interesting, seeing it get that recognition among
• 1:02:13
  boomers in particular, who are notorious for not adopting new
• 1:02:17
  technology. Right.
• 1:02:19
  But like, that's what I'm saying, like people are, people
• 1:02:22
  are recognizing this platform now.
• 1:02:25
  And so, like, I know that a lot of people scoffed like after we
• 1:02:30
  get like a lot of people after we got banned, after I got
• 1:02:34
  banned off YouTube, were saying, oh, Sam, start another channel,
• 1:02:39
  that's all you need to do. And we were like and I was like
• 1:02:41
  no, I. Spent, yeah.
• 1:02:43
  And and fight the eternal band war.
• 1:02:45
  Like like so many other people where they have to start a new
• 1:02:48
  channel every couple of weeks. Yeah, that'd be.
• 1:02:52
  Fun guys, Yeah. That that eternal band war is
• 1:02:55
  no, no, no way to go. And and wouldn't be having these
• 1:02:58
  conversations. No, we, we, we we would have
• 1:03:04
  gotten banned like you just saying that the election was
• 1:03:06
  stolen, like both of us have said that we would have gotten
• 1:03:10
  banned roughly like 45 minutes ago.
• 1:03:13
  I've openly expressed support for Proud Boys many a times.
• 1:03:17
  Yeah, that wouldn't be allowed. But what am I going to do?
• 1:03:21
  Am I? Am I going to throw my actual
• 1:03:23
  friends under the bus? No.
• 1:03:26
  Oh, you're not supposed to say that, Maxwell.
• 1:03:29
  But they're good people and they got a raw deal.
• 1:03:31
  And whether whatever you think about the Proud Boys, these guys
• 1:03:34
  individually I vouch for that, are good people.
• 1:03:37
  Whatever you think about January 6th, they didn't.
• 1:03:40
  They got more than they deserved for not even going in the
• 1:03:44
  building in some cases. Well, listen, they like.
• 1:03:47
  More than what they deserved. And people are still still
• 1:03:51
  people that took part of 529 got fucking rewarded by the fucking
• 1:03:55
  city. Yeah, I mean, Enrique.
• 1:03:58
  Enrique was actually in federal custody or during June 6th, he
• 1:04:02
  got 21 years. How's that happen?
• 1:04:05
  How's that work? Why isn't anybody upset about
• 1:04:08
  that? And why is it controversial for
• 1:04:10
  me to point out that this young man got a raw deal?
• 1:04:15
  Oh, he's a white nationalist. Yeah, the black Cuban guy.
• 1:04:18
  OK, obviously not. That's obviously bullshit.
• 1:04:23
  Every fucking Proud boy I know personally isn't white.
• 1:04:27
  Every single one that I know personally that I've met in real
• 1:04:30
  life. I've never met a white, proud
• 1:04:31
  boy in my life. Maybe it's maybe.
• 1:04:34
  Maybe it's just because I'm living in Florida.
• 1:04:38
  But, like, a lot. More down there than there are
• 1:04:40
  up here, but. Well, I I mean, I've had Proud
• 1:04:46
  Boys. None of them are white, but like
• 1:04:48
  in general. See what I mean?
• 1:04:51
  In in general most of my most of the most of my friends who are
• 1:04:55
  Trump supporters down here I I've got to be honest like I'm
• 1:05:01
  I'm actually like the one white guy who what in my friend groups
• 1:05:05
  like I'm the white guy Trump supporter.
• 1:05:07
  I'm also like disabled, so that kind of helps too.
• 1:05:11
  But like all my other all well, shut up cripple.
• 1:05:17
  Call you cripple. Fight.
• 1:05:21
  Cripple fight. But now, like, like most of the
• 1:05:29
  liberals in Florida are like pasty white people and like all
• 1:05:34
  the conservatives are like are Cuban here to be.
• 1:05:39
  And I think that has something to do with the fact I've talked
• 1:05:41
  about this before. The fact like I know a lot of
• 1:05:43
  Puerto Rican Trump supporters as well.
• 1:05:46
  Yeah, yeah. And I'll tell you their
• 1:05:48
  reasoning, See, the Cubans is, is they don't like communism so
• 1:05:51
  much. The Puerto Ricans is because
• 1:05:53
  they're heavily Catholic and they don't like the attacks on
• 1:05:56
  their religion. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:06:03
  So you know, like. Beheaded the oldest Berry statue
• 1:06:07
  at Boston. These people haven't forgotten
• 1:06:09
  that. No.
• 1:06:12
  So you know, like Barstool, you know, merging with like, I I
• 1:06:18
  know that people are saying that, oh, you know, Rumble
• 1:06:22
  inflates their numbers and they're going to get fucked over
• 1:06:26
  by the SEC maybe. But like I.
• 1:06:29
  Doubt it if that if they because yes, they do have higher numbers
• 1:06:34
  than the actual viewers, I don't think it's by that much.
• 1:06:38
  Ladies and gentlemen, you can look at our numbers yourself.
• 1:06:41
  I'm not working with super large numbers here and I think I've
• 1:06:44
  done the math that I think it's about a 10% inflation, which is
• 1:06:47
  actually on par with YouTube, yes, because YouTube also
• 1:06:50
  inflates his numbers, so. And I'm sure Twitch does as
• 1:06:53
  well. And and and we don't even know
• 1:06:56
  what the actual numbers are. You know why?
• 1:06:59
  Because who reports the numbers? The platform themselves.
• 1:07:03
  What do they count? Do you know what they count as a
• 1:07:06
  view? No, you don't, because it's not
• 1:07:08
  publicly available information. I've well, I think, like I
• 1:07:14
  think, course. My point being, if Rumble got
• 1:07:16
  fucked for faking views, YouTube would have to be right next to
• 1:07:19
  them. Yeah.
• 1:07:23
  Maybe, maybe, maybe Rumble does a little more inflation than
• 1:07:26
  YouTube, but I just not by that much.
• 1:07:28
  Except in very rare circumstances, I think.
• 1:07:33
  Yeah, I mean like like I said though, I I think the fact like
• 1:07:38
  authors, like people I know in the author world to like aren't
• 1:07:43
  political. Like basically what I what I'm
• 1:07:45
  trying to say is like normies know about rumble now.
• 1:07:48
  So like, I think us going to rumble for this shot at least
• 1:07:52
  has been one of the best things that I've done because I've
• 1:07:57
  actually had growth on the show like.
• 1:08:03
  That's measurable. Like you could talk about the
• 1:08:06
  fake views thing, but I'm telling you, having gone through
• 1:08:08
  the numbers there, you people are watching you exist.
• 1:08:12
  I know you do, right? Yeah.
• 1:08:14
  So and and again if it's inflated, I by my logic and
• 1:08:19
  estimation maybe 10% and I think YouTube's about 10%.
• 1:08:25
  And and if you don't believe me, put up a video on YouTube with
• 1:08:28
  No title and just a black screen and no sound and the title can
• 1:08:31
  just be random letters and you're going to find views,
• 1:08:34
  you're going to get views. It won't be much but that's web
• 1:08:38
  crawler bots and stuff like that.
• 1:08:40
  So it's hard to say what is actually views and that that's
• 1:08:44
  why I'm saying the SEC isn't going to get them down on
• 1:08:46
  anybody for that, because they'd have to come down on literally
• 1:08:48
  every platform. As Morpheus mentioned, Twitch.
• 1:08:52
  No, the same thing. They inflate by probably about
• 1:08:54
  10%. They all do.
• 1:08:57
  Even know what Kik does. Well, and then like, I don't
• 1:09:02
  know how it works over on Spotify, but like, even if you.
• 1:09:06
  Spotify. Spotify is very careful about
• 1:09:09
  views and what they consider a view.
• 1:09:13
  Spotify. Metrics are considered in the
• 1:09:15
  industry to be the best of all. Of the metrics from all the
• 1:09:18
  major platforms, they consider Spotify to be the most accurate,
• 1:09:22
  independent parties that have looked into this kind of thing.
• 1:09:25
  That, that is, that is interesting because because
• 1:09:30
  like, I'll tell you what, Spotify, Spotify is where the
• 1:09:33
  podcast has really taken off. Like like my interview with with
• 1:09:39
  Steve, Like it hasn't gone viral, viral, but like, it's
• 1:09:44
  kind of gone. Viral for us, right?
• 1:09:47
  Viral for this show, Definitely more.
• 1:09:51
  You know it. It got eyeballs that we didn't
• 1:09:54
  usually get, which is a great thing.
• 1:09:55
  And yeah, Spotify is pretty on point about that, kind of
• 1:09:59
  particularly with podcasts, they have a whole set of rules as to
• 1:10:01
  what qualifies as a podcast view, and you can actually look
• 1:10:04
  at that in their YouTube, YouTube, rumble.
• 1:10:09
  All these other platforms don't do that.
• 1:10:11
  That's why Spotify is considered to be accurate.
• 1:10:14
  Also, you have to remember that their primary bread and butter
• 1:10:17
  at Spotify is is music, songs. And so every time that gets
• 1:10:22
  played, there's money involved. So they want to be really
• 1:10:25
  accurate and if anything they don't want to inflate numbers on
• 1:10:28
  Spotify because then they have to pay more.
• 1:10:32
  Right. And and same thing with and same
• 1:10:34
  thing with podcast actually like.
• 1:10:37
  Like. The way they view podcasts,
• 1:10:40
  because a lot of people will, will think that it's it's not
• 1:10:42
  the same because they're used to like the YouTube way.
• 1:10:45
  But the way Spotify counts podcasts, there's money involved
• 1:10:49
  too. If you it's it's they they pay
• 1:10:54
  out per view and so they keep a pretty accurate record of that.
• 1:10:57
  YouTube doesn't pay out per view, they pay for trends.
• 1:11:00
  Same with Rumble. Although Rumble, I will say any
• 1:11:03
  direct donations giving the creators 100% cut is pretty
• 1:11:07
  fucking dope. Yeah.
• 1:11:09
  Well, then, yeah. I mean so.
• 1:11:12
  If you super chat, just just so you know.
• 1:11:14
  If you super chat $10 on YouTube, Sam would get less than
• 1:11:18
  7. If you super chat $10 on on
• 1:11:21
  Rumble, he's getting close to 10, if not ten.
• 1:11:24
  Which which by the way with this new with this new studio if you
• 1:11:29
  if you guys do super chat it'll it'll pop up on the thing here I
• 1:11:36
  haven't you know we. Need to even pop it up on screen
• 1:11:40
  right? Yeah, and same thing with live
• 1:11:43
  with live chat. Like, I know that, I know that
• 1:11:45
  people in chat were kind of complaining that we never read
• 1:11:48
  read the chat, but like, from my view.
• 1:11:51
  This. Would be a lot easier.
• 1:11:52
  Yeah, I already see cause the chat's like right on our screen
• 1:11:56
  now. Yeah, so which?
• 1:11:58
  Which, by the way, Google is how Google Hangouts used to be back
• 1:12:03
  in the in the day you how chats are supposed to.
• 1:12:06
  Be. You used people.
• 1:12:08
  We used to be able to people just in general use people to
• 1:12:12
  stream like this. Like, you know, it was Google
• 1:12:15
  Hangouts on air and then they got rid of it and.
• 1:12:20
  Then they like they let stream yards fill in that gap and
• 1:12:24
  stream yards is not good. I don't like stream yards at
• 1:12:26
  all. Stream Yards is not only is not
• 1:12:30
  only not good, it's over. It's overpriced.
• 1:12:33
  We were using Melon for like and Melon is you know, granted it
• 1:12:38
  worked for what I needed it to do, but like, you know, like
• 1:12:44
  we've shared the store like more that's nice, but like close to
• 1:12:48
  two weeks, like trying to figure out like why you can't get audio
• 1:12:52
  and it turned out to be his webcam.
• 1:12:55
  Yeah, I had to plug in and just not use a webcam to get
• 1:13:00
  everything to work on my end. Yeah, which was never like in
• 1:13:04
  any of their guides now, like, clearly.
• 1:13:08
  Still isn't. Yeah, which like, clearly now
• 1:13:13
  clearly, like like people can't see Morpheus on stream.
• 1:13:16
  You guys can hear him, but like, that's because he's not using a
• 1:13:20
  webcam. He literally is the.
• 1:13:23
  I am a disembodied voice and a story.
• 1:13:26
  Yeah. Oh.
• 1:13:29
  Like in real life, you guys don't know this, but in real
• 1:13:32
  life, he's actually just a disembodied voice.
• 1:13:35
  Yeah, he he would, He would, He would.
• 1:13:38
  He is the most crippled out of out of all of us, so.
• 1:13:46
  Yeah, but you do the most PCP. I, I, I, I'll tell.
• 1:13:51
  I'll tell you what you're. Understanding.
• 1:13:55
  That's true. Well, you never catch me
• 1:13:59
  standing either. You've shown pictures of it.
• 1:14:06
  So. He's shown pictures.
• 1:14:08
  Of it well. Ending there on PCP.
• 1:14:16
  Hold on, Hold on, hold on. What?
• 1:14:19
  What? Part of what I said isn't true
• 1:14:22
  and you can just turn which part Audience.
• 1:14:25
  Front of the show allegedly has a has a picture of sand standing
• 1:14:28
  up at A at a gas station. Well.
• 1:14:32
  What? What was it?
• 1:14:34
  We we we got it schmooly back. Drinking a smoothie
• 1:14:38
  specifically. Which Which is which is a lie
• 1:14:44
  sirs, because I prefer milkshakes to smoothies.
• 1:14:48
  It might have been a milkshake. I couldn't tell by the Cup.
• 1:14:55
  You know who else likes? Milkshakes.
• 1:14:59
  Guys are like. PCP because they put it in the
• 1:15:01
  milkshake. True story.
• 1:15:08
  Oh. We've already devolved.
• 1:15:13
  This is the point we get when we run out of stuff to talk about.
• 1:15:17
  We just. Talked about.
• 1:15:18
  Sam's well documented PCP addiction.
• 1:15:22
  We call each other cripples and call Call Max and Neanderthal.
• 1:15:26
  See, I see I I preferred. It when I was.
• 1:15:30
  Just the horny guy on the program because that that always
• 1:15:33
  own up to. Horny Cripple.
• 1:15:37
  Oh, but we. But we do.
• 1:15:39
  We do another thing. And I I wish I could play like,
• 1:15:44
  actual, like music. Thanks to you, Max, I've gotten
• 1:15:48
  real. I've gotten these stupid.
• 1:15:50
  I am a real American, so I'm stuck in my it's.
• 1:15:56
  Because Hulkamania is immortal. I done told you he's.
• 1:16:01
  Running around with you, brother.
• 1:16:03
  It is also I'm yeah, it. Needs to be Jinder Mahal too,
• 1:16:14
  since AW fans get so butthurt of Ginger Mahal existing.
• 1:16:17
  I don't know if you saw that, but him getting a title match
• 1:16:22
  really, really pissed off AW fans because they're like, but
• 1:16:25
  he didn't win and it's like nobody cares.
• 1:16:30
  He came out and cut a good promo and worked with the rock and so
• 1:16:33
  he got rewarded with a title shot, which he was never going
• 1:16:35
  to fucking win. But here's the thing, The shit
• 1:16:39
  he was talking about, America sucks was was landing, right?
• 1:16:44
  People were mad at him and The Rock came out and fucking
• 1:16:46
  emasculated him. I'd like to see him come out at
• 1:16:50
  Wrestle Mania and do that shtick.
• 1:16:52
  And then it's fucking. Oh yeah, brother Hulkamania.
• 1:16:59
  Oh, you're talking about my country.
• 1:17:02
  Oh yeah, that would be awesome. So I'm hoping that's what
• 1:17:05
  happens. He said he's got one more in him
• 1:17:07
  and I think what he means is one more time he can come out and
• 1:17:10
  beat up a jobber and take no bumps, but I'm totally cool with
• 1:17:15
  that because it's fucking Hulk Hogan.
• 1:17:17
  Yeah. Listen, I I I've been a hashtag
• 1:17:21
  kinder, gender the person from way back when he beat fucking
• 1:17:25
  shin skin a couple of years ago. But I I would be game for Hogan
• 1:17:29
  kicking his ass. Yeah, Speaking of wrestlers
• 1:17:34
  getting bodied, not necessarily a wrestler, but I guess.
• 1:17:38
  I guess Twitter the OR X, the free speech platform decided to
• 1:17:45
  body our friend Craig Bullis fit.
• 1:17:49
  He's been suspended. I don't.
• 1:17:57
  Too much of the all I ever seen. Posts is like horny posts and
• 1:18:01
  like not even edgy takes. It's horny posts and top in Top
• 1:18:09
  Gun memes. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:11
  Like when he talks about like the few politics posts he has,
• 1:18:14
  he doesn't have like edgy takes. What what could he have possibly
• 1:18:17
  done? That's a good.
• 1:18:23
  I'm You can post porn on Twitter, so it can't be the
• 1:18:26
  horny posting because he wasn't posting actual porn.
• 1:18:29
  No, he he actually, he actually gets upset when people post
• 1:18:33
  actual porn, which is the. Why I don't call them out very
• 1:18:38
  much? Right.
• 1:18:41
  Well, that that made that makes the whole bit even.
• 1:18:44
  That makes our whole bit even funnier, too.
• 1:18:51
  I'm literally asking in our group DMS why?
• 1:18:56
  Well, Speaking of wrestlers being Hulk Hogan and therefore
• 1:19:01
  awesome Hulk Hogan fucking save somebody from a goddamn car
• 1:19:05
  crash. Yeah, I yeah, no, I I saw that
• 1:19:09
  and I wanted to bring that up actually that he that he did
• 1:19:12
  that and also. When your car crashes down and
• 1:19:18
  you're trapped inside. Well, you know.
• 1:19:26
  Sam. Sam, just imagine that you've
• 1:19:28
  just the car was upside down. You've rolled your fucking car,
• 1:19:32
  You're stuck in the airbag. You're like, Oh my God, I'm
• 1:19:35
  going to die. And then as if by sent by God
• 1:19:39
  himself. Take.
• 1:19:41
  My hand brother and it's fucking Hulk Hogan in an NWO shirt you
• 1:19:48
  can't make. It up.
• 1:19:49
  Fucking wild. No, I know.
• 1:19:51
  And then he used. Then he used a pen that was
• 1:19:54
  given to him by a Christian ministry to pop the airbag.
• 1:19:59
  So, So like, he literally used a Christian pen to fucking, Oh my,
• 1:20:04
  you couldn't write a better story than that.
• 1:20:06
  That's like a movie right there. And it ends with Hulk Hogan and
• 1:20:09
  she reaches and she grabs this big meaty Python, brother.
• 1:20:13
  The 24 inch python's the biggest arms in the world, dude.
• 1:20:16
  And she grabs on and he pulls her out and it's like, hell
• 1:20:19
  yeah, brother, how can? AW, fans hate Hulk Hogan.
• 1:20:25
  And that's why AW fans are losers.
• 1:20:28
  Good guy Hulk Hogan in 2024? Who would have figured?
• 1:20:31
  Listen, I've listen. I've always loved Hulk, even
• 1:20:34
  before I was really into wrestling, because he just
• 1:20:39
  seemed like a large. I mean, the man is literally
• 1:20:42
  like a a superhero. Like a like a real life
• 1:20:46
  superhero. And he's in his 60s and
• 1:20:49
  basically crippled. And he's still saving girls from
• 1:20:51
  burning car wrecks. Yeah, let me let me actually
• 1:20:56
  pull this up because, oh crap, it's I'm going to have to, we're
• 1:21:04
  going to have, we're going to have to bear through an ad.
• 1:21:06
  So apologies folks, but. No ad block, Kevin.
• 1:21:18
  Yeah, yeah, I know. Let's see.
• 1:21:30
  You want to inline an online medical program.
• 1:21:37
  Nope. Let's see.
• 1:21:41
  OK. Girls car here in Tampa last
• 1:21:44
  night turned into an act of heroism and by a name you may
• 1:21:48
  recognize, TMZ reports. Hulk Hogan himself witnessed it
• 1:21:52
  with his wife and his friends. As FOX 13's Evan Moon explains,
• 1:21:56
  they jumped into action to pull that girl to Safety Hulk.
• 1:21:59
  Hogan's wife, Skye Daley, posted about the accident, writing Last
• 1:22:03
  night. We left dinner in Tampa.
• 1:22:05
  We saw a car flip in front of us.
• 1:22:07
  I truly admire my husband Hulk Hogan and good friend Jake Rask
• 1:22:11
  for springing into action. Tampa police confirmed it was on
• 1:22:15
  the Veterans Expressway by exit 2A towards Clearwater.
• 1:22:19
  The two men, Hogan and friend Jake, seen in pictures by TMZ
• 1:22:23
  pulled a teenage girl from the wreckage.
• 1:22:26
  Hogan tweeting that without a knife to puncture the airbags he
• 1:22:30
  used a ballpoint pen to free the 17 year old girl from the upside
• 1:22:34
  down car. He goes on to say thank you God
• 1:22:37
  all is well. Wife Skye daily writing.
• 1:22:40
  The teen girl was, quote unscathed, just really rattled,
• 1:22:43
  which was a miracle, but. I'd be rattled too, if Hulk
• 1:22:46
  Hogan saved me from a car wreck, yeah.
• 1:22:49
  I think anybody would be rattled for that.
• 1:22:51
  Just the Hulk Hogan part will rattle you, let alone a car
• 1:22:54
  wreck. I I listen, I would be, I would
• 1:22:58
  be wondering if I, like, suffered a concussion.
• 1:23:02
  I feel, I feel like that's why. Cause 'cause for those who don't
• 1:23:05
  know, there's just a promo on RAW and Hulk Hogan talked about
• 1:23:08
  Hulkamania and then at the end he said I might have one more in
• 1:23:12
  me brother. And I was like, well, awesome.
• 1:23:16
  And I bet you, I bet you he came to that conclusion after this
• 1:23:19
  car wreck incident. Want to bet?
• 1:23:22
  Yeah well also like like he he just I know we kind of you know
• 1:23:30
  we we did bash on the evangelicals a bit but like Hulk
• 1:23:36
  did come back to he he recently became a born again Christian
• 1:23:41
  from what I understand and good on good on him I mean I it's
• 1:23:49
  seems. Like he's But yeah, it's been
• 1:23:51
  quite a few decades at this point.
• 1:23:55
  Oh, really? Well, well then.
• 1:23:58
  Well then, what did I when? What did I see like a month ago
• 1:24:01
  about him? I think he he went through
• 1:24:04
  another baptism to try to come back to Christianity.
• 1:24:09
  I mean he. Might.
• 1:24:09
  Oh, I don't. Know.
• 1:24:11
  But like all those guys like Vince Russo, Eric Bischoff, like
• 1:24:15
  all those WCW guys, are some version of Born again staying.
• 1:24:20
  OK. Shawn Michaels, like Eddie
• 1:24:23
  Guerrero, like a lot of wrestler.
• 1:24:26
  That's The funny thing is, a lot of like lefty wrestling fans
• 1:24:29
  don't realize that, like most of the wrestlers are conservative,
• 1:24:34
  Christian, and kind of libertarian.
• 1:24:36
  Well, well, yeah. Well, yeah.
• 1:24:38
  I mean, because like a lot of those guys like.
• 1:24:42
  Hulk. Hogan was like part of the
• 1:24:44
  whole, like, when I think of Hulk Hogan, I think of like 80s
• 1:24:48
  action hero, like Reaganesque American badass type shit.
• 1:24:57
  So I mean that that's just Hulk Hogan is part of like Americana.
• 1:25:04
  That's just. That's why I say like people are
• 1:25:07
  like, oh but he did drugs and blah blah blah blah blah.
• 1:25:10
  But the good, the good works of what he said to kids actually
• 1:25:13
  came through, I think, to some degree.
• 1:25:16
  Yeah. More.
• 1:25:16
  Yeah. More so than Nancy Reagan's.
• 1:25:19
  Just say no. Which by the way like.
• 1:25:22
  Instead of instead of. Just say no.
• 1:25:24
  It was, if you want to be like your hero, Hulk Hogan.
• 1:25:27
  You say your prayers and you take your vitamins.
• 1:25:30
  And maybe he wasn't. Maybe the vitamins he was taking
• 1:25:35
  you shouldn't take. OK, but regardless, the message
• 1:25:39
  was good. It was positive.
• 1:25:42
  Yeah, and and by the way. Because you're never gonna have
• 1:25:48
  the largest arms in the world, brother.
• 1:25:52
  Nah, but I mean that, but I mean that was on reserve for for the
• 1:25:57
  Hulkster, you know. You come in with larger arms
• 1:26:02
  than him and he's like, that doesn't work for me, brother.
• 1:26:06
  No. And that's the last thing you
• 1:26:08
  ever hear. If Hulk Hogan says that doesn't
• 1:26:10
  work for me, brother, you better run.
• 1:26:14
  Yeah. Well, well.
• 1:26:17
  Was it? I mean he ended, he ended the
• 1:26:19
  airbags life to save, to save that girl that that airbag
• 1:26:24
  wasn't working for him. So.
• 1:26:27
  But yeah, but it did. It did work for him, right?
• 1:26:29
  You know, he's like, I ain't got a knife.
• 1:26:32
  This doesn't work for me, brother.
• 1:26:33
  And then he realized he had a pen.
• 1:26:35
  And so, is there any other news? Have you guys, have you guys
• 1:26:46
  gotten better taste in women's wrestling yet?
• 1:26:51
  How many of you, how many of you bothered to go back and watch a
• 1:26:54
  Bull Nakano Allunder Blaze match 'cause I did.
• 1:27:05
  What? Yeah, there was three of my top
• 1:27:08
  five women's wrestlers involved in the match because Luna Vachon
• 1:27:12
  was ringside as well. Yeah.
• 1:27:14
  Oh yeah. All it was missing was Wendy
• 1:27:17
  Richter and the fabulous Mula, but they were a little before
• 1:27:20
  that time. I'm I'm, I'm going to have to,
• 1:27:25
  I'm going to have to YouTube or or rumble some of the these
• 1:27:29
  matches I know. I know that Match specifically
• 1:27:33
  is on YouTube, I'm not sure if it's on rumble yet.
• 1:27:35
  Yeah. Yeah, Bull Bull Nakano Allunder
• 1:27:39
  Blaze, better known as Medusa in her WCW days.
• 1:27:42
  Oh, oh, Oh, yeah. Yeah, and Bull Bull Nakano, just
• 1:27:47
  known as, like, the craziest Japanese broad to ever wrestle.
• 1:27:51
  If you've never seen her work, there's a particular electrified
• 1:27:56
  cage match that she had where she just, like, kills this
• 1:27:59
  little girl. It was.
• 1:28:03
  A hard watch. Yeah.
• 1:28:06
  Yeah. No, no.
• 1:28:07
  But you get the pretty girls that wear bikinis.
• 1:28:10
  You guys love that shit, right? You care so deeply about
• 1:28:14
  wrestling. Not.
• 1:28:20
  I'll tell you what, you ain't going to be jerking off to Bull
• 1:28:22
  Nakano anytime soon. But she could probably kill you.
• 1:28:25
  You guys won't be sharing creep shot.
• 1:28:31
  That's that's your that's your there there's your your
• 1:28:35
  assignment for the week guys share creep shots of Bull
• 1:28:38
  Nakano. Yeah, that's not going to
• 1:28:41
  happen. Why not you guys?
• 1:28:45
  You love women's wrestling, so you share the creep shots.
• 1:28:48
  I don't understand. Is there a particular reason why
• 1:28:50
  you wouldn't? And how?
• 1:28:52
  Come there's none of Nya, Jax. You know, I'd be scared.
• 1:28:58
  Creep shots of things like this could actually exist.
• 1:29:00
  I'd be afraid she showed up, showed up my at my place.
• 1:29:03
  I'm like, where the fuck do you get that picture?
• 1:29:06
  Listen, listen, listen, Max, you just challenge the Internet.
• 1:29:11
  You just challenge the Internet to.
• 1:29:13
  Creep shots of Bull McConnell I know.
• 1:29:16
  Well, listen. Or nya jax.
• 1:29:21
  I I hate to say it, but it could happen.
• 1:29:24
  Now that I've said it out loud, I'm probably Hey, if you're one
• 1:29:29
  of the guys sharing creep shots, you got to be equal opportunity.
• 1:29:31
  Where's your Nya Jax creep shots?
• 1:29:34
  I. Or what?
• 1:29:36
  What's her name? The big broad there?
• 1:29:38
  Dewdrop. Where's the Dewdrop?
• 1:29:40
  Creep shots. I've I've actually, I've
• 1:29:44
  actually. You guys care so fucking deeply
• 1:29:46
  about wrestling, right? Couldn't be anything else
• 1:29:50
  besides that. Well, OK, I I do.
• 1:29:54
  I do want to bring this up like some of the.
• 1:29:58
  Every women's wrestling fan, by the way, they're like, they're
• 1:30:03
  like, I love women's wrestling and as soon as you start showing
• 1:30:06
  them the old kind of unattractive women who wrestled,
• 1:30:08
  they suddenly don't like it as much.
• 1:30:11
  Weird that. It's so great that there's the
• 1:30:16
  women. 'S Revolution and wrestling the
• 1:30:18
  Union's getting the. Other thing to share creep
• 1:30:20
  shots. And again, never seen any of
• 1:30:23
  y'all. What?
• 1:30:25
  Yes, I mean fucking none of y'all sharing creep shots of nya
• 1:30:29
  Jax. All right, so.
• 1:30:31
  I fully admit I enjoy. I enjoy eye candy.
• 1:30:36
  Listen, I listen. I'm, I'm, I'm upfront that I
• 1:30:40
  like the eye candy. I've never, I've never denied
• 1:30:43
  that. I know, I know.
• 1:30:45
  But you guys paraded around like you care about wrestling.
• 1:30:47
  You don't. I don't even see you guys
• 1:30:50
  posting about the dudes. I I care about hashtag eye
• 1:30:54
  candy. Like, I'm not seeing any.
• 1:30:57
  I'll post them. Well, you're AW fans.
• 1:30:59
  What dudes would you even post about?
• 1:31:00
  They suck. That is.
• 1:31:04
  MJ FS Gone. So not him.
• 1:31:08
  Who's AW stars right now? Edge.
• 1:31:13
  Yeah, Edge. That would be special if he
• 1:31:16
  hadn't already done a comeback in WWE.
• 1:31:23
  That's it, isn't it? Samoa Joe's not really a star.
• 1:31:27
  He's a solid fucking worker and a name that people know, but I
• 1:31:31
  wouldn't call him a star. Yeah.
• 1:31:33
  So it's no wonder you're not talking about the men's because
• 1:31:36
  the biggest angle in the company is MJF and Adam Cole and they're
• 1:31:40
  both out injured. Yeah.
• 1:31:44
  And also, neither one of which are like, big stars.
• 1:31:47
  So I get it. You just you guys just watch for
• 1:31:49
  the fucking women to roll around in their underwear.
• 1:31:52
  I got you. Yeah, well, they're well,
• 1:31:56
  they're That's literally the. Would you rather just watch the
• 1:31:59
  Lingerie Bowl? And what's the difference?
• 1:32:08
  Can there is more than wrestling?
• 1:32:09
  Yeah, Women's wrestling specifically.
• 1:32:12
  No, no. Here's the thing though.
• 1:32:14
  There's women, and I don't see creep shots of the women I'm
• 1:32:16
  going to mention now either. And you're going to you're
• 1:32:19
  suddenly going to realize how much of a fucking perv you
• 1:32:21
  actually are. I will happily watch Rhea Ripley
• 1:32:27
  wrestle Charlotte Flair any day. Oh, there.
• 1:32:32
  Oh, there are creep. Shots.
• 1:32:33
  Those creep shots exist. Yeah, they exist because y'all
• 1:32:36
  ain't sharing them because y'all don't give a fuck about
• 1:32:38
  wrestling. Yeah, but yeah, because I
• 1:32:40
  because also because. Those two moments typically
• 1:32:43
  aren't my type. I might be preferred if I'm also
• 1:32:47
  not that. They're the two types.
• 1:32:49
  There's only there's only two fucking types, bro.
• 1:32:52
  You get the goth chick and you get the preppy chick.
• 1:32:55
  Take your fucking pick. No, it's manly, manly chick or
• 1:32:59
  or feminine chick. Which one's a manly chick?
• 1:33:01
  Which one are you calling in? Both Rhea and Charlotte are are
• 1:33:08
  manic. I I was going to say.
• 1:33:10
  I was going to say Rhea. Also, I don't.
• 1:33:13
  Unlike, unlike, unlike Redditors.
• 1:33:17
  Rhea used to be feminine, but an MXT.
• 1:33:21
  Was Listen. Unlike unlike Redditors too.
• 1:33:24
  I don't have the I don't have the Crush my bones.
• 1:33:29
  Mommy fetish. Listen, I'm.
• 1:33:34
  I'm. I.
• 1:33:34
  Also don't have to step on me fetish.
• 1:33:37
  I I I'm all I'm. Just, I'm just.
• 1:33:42
  I'm shocked here that y'all are calling Rhea Ripley and
• 1:33:45
  Charlotte Flair flair unattractive women.
• 1:33:48
  I'm not saying that they're. You both said they're
• 1:33:51
  unattractive. You both did just say that.
• 1:33:54
  You said they're manly. What other fucking thing does
• 1:33:57
  that mean? I'm just shocked by that.
• 1:34:00
  That's all. See and and and we get to the
• 1:34:03
  truth of the matter. That's why you don't care.
• 1:34:05
  That's why you're sharing screenshots of Like Hits McGee
• 1:34:08
  over on AAW, right? Because you think they're
• 1:34:11
  unattractive and you don't care that they're the two best women
• 1:34:13
  wrestlers in the world. Well, well, listen, I always
• 1:34:16
  dive. I always dive.
• 1:34:18
  Honest. No, no, you're only honest now
• 1:34:21
  that we've kind of hashed it down to what's going on here.
• 1:34:24
  No, you you're happy to go along with the idea that you love
• 1:34:27
  women's wrestling. All these motherfuckers do.
• 1:34:28
  That's the whole reason I'm pointing this out is because the
• 1:34:31
  biggest supporters of women wrestling don't give a fuck
• 1:34:34
  about women's wrestling. And and and and this and this is
• 1:34:40
  news to you. No, but it seems to be news to
• 1:34:44
  them. Oh well, I must be the.
• 1:34:49
  I must be the exception to the raw burn.
• 1:34:53
  To be fair to myself, I've always expressed a stand against
• 1:34:57
  Charlotte specifically because I view her as female John Cena.
• 1:35:02
  OK, here's by. That you mean she's what?
• 1:35:09
  Like, what does female John Cena entail?
• 1:35:12
  Because, like, that's a weird statement considering like she's
• 1:35:15
  a far better wrestler than John Cena.
• 1:35:18
  Put push to the extent of the expense of the entire rest of
• 1:35:22
  the roster. How so she?
• 1:35:28
  Literally ran through the entire female roster, just like Cena
• 1:35:34
  has previously run through the entire male roster.
• 1:35:36
  So Rhea is also John Cena. Yes, in in some extent you you
• 1:35:42
  can call call her John. Cena.
• 1:35:45
  But this is what I was talking about this with my wife in
• 1:35:48
  regards to this, who is a viable challenge to Rhea Ripley, who
• 1:35:51
  even looks like a threat to her, Charlotte.
• 1:35:54
  And she's beat Charlotte, so who else?
• 1:35:58
  Why shouldn't? Why?
• 1:35:59
  Why? Shouldn't she run through all
• 1:36:00
  these fucking no Name Broads and then take down a fucking Becky
• 1:36:04
  every now and again? Who like, yeah, Becky.
• 1:36:07
  I'm sure a lot of you know wrestling fans love Becky.
• 1:36:09
  I think Becky's good, but like, realistically, Rhee is a beast.
• 1:36:13
  Yeah, Rhee is a killer. No, she is.
• 1:36:18
  So she should and and and. Realistically, she should run
• 1:36:23
  through the entire roster. Unfortunately for wrestling and
• 1:36:26
  wrestling fans, we're not in the same era as A Fabulous moolah
• 1:36:35
  where you can have a a wrestling champ for 30 plus years.
• 1:36:39
  We're just not there anymore. OK, but Roman's been champ for
• 1:36:42
  how long? I have the same issue there as
• 1:36:45
  well. Why is that an issue?
• 1:36:48
  Simply because we're not in that era anymore.
• 1:36:51
  What? Why?
• 1:36:52
  What does that mean? You you keep.
• 1:36:54
  In today's wrestling, you cannot.
• 1:36:55
  Have those. Every month for short attention
• 1:36:59
  spans. It's.
• 1:37:00
  Working really well for Roman. He's never been more over.
• 1:37:04
  The company itself is doing better than it's ever done
• 1:37:07
  since, like the early 2000s. I'm fine with A ratings.
• 1:37:14
  In AW, by the way, where they do change belts every month is
• 1:37:17
  down, no? I don't that, but I'm not.
• 1:37:20
  I have no issue with long range, but the way you're talking, if
• 1:37:24
  we are going to go with realistic title reigns that last
• 1:37:29
  years upon years, we're not in that era any well.
• 1:37:32
  There's a reason that there's a reason the fabulous Moolah was
• 1:37:35
  the champ is because they never produced a fucking woman that
• 1:37:38
  even looked like she could take her OK, and that's partly
• 1:37:44
  because she was the one training them and she put herself on top.
• 1:37:49
  But regardless of that, the fans were OK with it and would be
• 1:37:53
  whatever era you're in, in the sense that if you don't present
• 1:37:57
  any credible challenger, then the then the champion looks like
• 1:38:01
  they should still be champion. And Roman's a little different
• 1:38:06
  'cause they do present credible challengers and he cheats, but I
• 1:38:08
  mean that's heal one-on-one. But yeah, like like Bruno
• 1:38:13
  Sammartino, I mean his reign was only like 7 years.
• 1:38:17
  Roman's like halfway there. Roman's about to surpass Hulk
• 1:38:23
  Hogan and that's number two. So I I don't think it's this
• 1:38:27
  era. I I think you're wrong about
• 1:38:29
  that. It it doesn't matter what time
• 1:38:34
  it is so much as like how you build and book a story to get
• 1:38:37
  people's investment in it. The.
• 1:38:39
  The the issue is we're we're so far removed from that era, you
• 1:38:43
  will have to retrain the audience to accept.
• 1:38:46
  What? Era I I just make.
• 1:38:48
  I give you an example though. We have a long reigning
• 1:38:50
  champion. He's been.
• 1:38:51
  Prior to Roman Reigns. He's going to be the second
• 1:38:53
  longest reigning champion ever. Prior to Roman Reigns, they
• 1:38:57
  hadn't had a year plus reign other than Brock Lesnar simply
• 1:39:04
  because he was not ever on the fucking show so.
• 1:39:09
  Yeah, but but. And he continued to draw money
• 1:39:11
  when he did show up. So, like, I don't think that
• 1:39:14
  that was a bad idea. No, I'm going to excuse myself
• 1:39:18
  for a quick moment. Continue.
• 1:39:23
  Yeah, I'm not. I'm not in the camp that thinks
• 1:39:25
  that Brock was a bad thing. And and it's not so much he was
• 1:39:30
  a bad thing that they had to retrain the audience to accept a
• 1:39:34
  champion that's not on the show. I don't think they because it
• 1:39:39
  was Brock. They absolutely did Brock.
• 1:39:42
  Looked like a beast. He looks like a champion.
• 1:39:45
  I don't know. They had to retrain the marks.
• 1:39:46
  But you're like, when you're talking about marks, yeah,
• 1:39:49
  that's a WS entire audience. But WWE, it's not even a third.
• 1:39:54
  They didn't need to retrain anybody.
• 1:39:55
  They saw Brock Lesnar with the title belt and they were like,
• 1:39:58
  yeah, I mean, until somebody beats him.
• 1:40:01
  And it's the same with Roman. This is not retrained.
• 1:40:04
  It's like he he looks legitimate.
• 1:40:06
  He looks like the baddest motherfucker on earth.
• 1:40:10
  He seems unbeatable. He's presented as unbeatable.
• 1:40:13
  It's not retraining anything, it's that they haven't done that
• 1:40:17
  for a long time. Which is essentially retraining
• 1:40:21
  the audience because they haven't done it in a while.
• 1:40:23
  They don't. They don't.
• 1:40:25
  But they didn't need training. They they instantly recognize
• 1:40:29
  Brock Lesnar. A Brock Lesnar being a
• 1:40:31
  legitimate fighter as well helps, but they recognize that
• 1:40:36
  Brock Lesnar probably could crush everybody on this fucking
• 1:40:39
  roster in a real fight. He looks like a beast.
• 1:40:43
  He is a beast, right? He's a genetic freak and
• 1:40:46
  especially at his age for Christ's sakes.
• 1:40:49
  And so the casual fans, they don't get that mad about that
• 1:40:52
  kind of stuff like like you would because you're more
• 1:40:55
  invested and. I and I agree I was definitely
• 1:40:59
  way more invested than I. AM You know what?
• 1:41:01
  The casual fans don't like Title swapping every month because
• 1:41:05
  then they have no idea who the champion is or they can't follow
• 1:41:08
  anything. I agree there.
• 1:41:11
  Because they don't watch every show or they, you know, that's.
• 1:41:15
  And again, I'd like if you just want marks, you could do what AW
• 1:41:19
  does. There's going to be 700,000
• 1:41:22
  people that watch that show if they put static on for two hours
• 1:41:25
  just because they're Marks and it says AW on it.
• 1:41:29
  But like if you want casual fans, you go through the
• 1:41:31
  problems that both WC, www.e to some degree TNA, they've all had
• 1:41:36
  these problems where you do have to appeal to the casual fans and
• 1:41:39
  they like very different things than marks.
• 1:41:45
  They don't care about 5 Star matches.
• 1:41:46
  They they don't even know what that means.
• 1:41:49
  They don't care about Cage side ring ratings.
• 1:41:53
  They're watching the kid. They're watching it with their
• 1:41:54
  kid like I am, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:41:57
  Like or having a party with some friends, you know, and they end
• 1:42:04
  up with different takes. And I think it's interesting
• 1:42:06
  because like, I see Internet marks arguing about wrestling
• 1:42:09
  and they're always like surprised when a certain person
• 1:42:13
  gets like organic crowd support behind them.
• 1:42:15
  They're like, I don't get it, they suck.
• 1:42:19
  Well, maybe to you, because you watch every week and you analyze
• 1:42:22
  everything and you talk about wrestling with your wrestling
• 1:42:24
  footies. But like, to the average person,
• 1:42:26
  they see again a guy like Brock Lesnar, and they're like, he
• 1:42:29
  looks like he could fuck some shit up.
• 1:42:32
  And then he does. And so yeah, they buy him a you
• 1:42:34
  don't need to train that. You only need to train the
• 1:42:37
  marks. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:42:38
  The the marks are getting all. But now everybody's not going to
• 1:42:41
  get their opportunity. They're all getting buried
• 1:42:43
  because the champion has a championship.
• 1:42:44
  I mean, there's evidence that that's not the case from the
• 1:42:49
  territory days, right? Where the champion would just be
• 1:42:51
  the champion forever. He might lose it here and there
• 1:42:54
  and win it right back. And nobody cared because it was
• 1:42:57
  Jerry Lawler or fucking Dusty. Well, Dusty never won the
• 1:43:01
  fucking belt. But Ric Flair.
• 1:43:03
  Ric Flair was the champion like through the whole 80s and nobody
• 1:43:06
  was upset about that. Marx today would be like, Oh my
• 1:43:10
  God, I can't believe he's a burying everybody.
• 1:43:14
  Ric Flair elevated anybody he worked with because he was the
• 1:43:18
  champ. I don't know.
• 1:43:20
  I just think it's. I don't think it's it's the
• 1:43:24
  modern fans are just a bunch of marks on the Internet who don't
• 1:43:29
  understand what, like a casual fan might care about.
• 1:43:35
  Oh my five star matches, my work rate.
• 1:43:37
  Oh no, then nobody cares. I've enjoyed.
• 1:43:42
  I've enjoyed the shit out of matches that the average
• 1:43:45
  wrestling mark would be like, but that was a bad match.
• 1:43:52
  I don't know if it's fun to watch.
• 1:43:53
  If you had fun watching it, especially with friends, maybe
• 1:43:58
  not so much. Actually, I see a lot of matches
• 1:44:03
  that people say are good that I think are bad.
• 1:44:05
  Kenny Omega being the prime culprit.
• 1:44:07
  I've never seen him have a good match.
• 1:44:10
  I've seen a couple of matches, but overall I I agree he he is
• 1:44:13
  quite over overrated by most of the hardcore fan base.
• 1:44:18
  Really. He's an over actor.
• 1:44:21
  I agree. He doesn't just sell, you know?
• 1:44:24
  It's like the hardest sell you've ever seen.
• 1:44:26
  Like he's a ham. It's supposed to.
• 1:44:29
  Like if you're simulating a fight, I'm supposed to believe
• 1:44:32
  it's believable. But he flipping around the ring
• 1:44:35
  with his hands in the air like a fucking moron, like a fairy.
• 1:44:39
  Very unbelievable to me. Same with his buddies there.
• 1:44:43
  The the whole company basically is premised on bad wrestling.
• 1:44:47
  If you like wrestling, but if you like a parody of wrestling
• 1:44:51
  and you vaguely remember the 90s, I understand why people
• 1:44:54
  like AW. But like, if you remember real
• 1:44:58
  wrestling, it's kind of a joke. It's.
• 1:45:00
  I agree. And you're you're about to bring
• 1:45:02
  up bring up the young books, and that's a lot.
• 1:45:03
  A lot of the reason why I don't like the young books just 'cause
• 1:45:06
  they are clown shoes as far as I'm concerned.
• 1:45:11
  I saw one not that long ago where they put like an explosive
• 1:45:15
  in one of their shoes for a superkick and I'm like, oh, so
• 1:45:19
  they're just Wile E Coyote now? Yep.
• 1:45:22
  OK, that's what people like. And that's why I say like AAW
• 1:45:27
  fans aren't wrestling fans, cause wrestling fans would
• 1:45:30
  fucking riot. Wrestling fans would not
• 1:45:35
  appreciate that particular kind of making fun of wrestling.
• 1:45:43
  What Max said. That's and that's where Max and
• 1:45:48
  I are going to agree. A lot of what today's wrestlers.
• 1:45:51
  Do I can't believe he just agreed with all the PCP stuff I
• 1:45:55
  just said about him. Right.
• 1:45:58
  That's why he had to go go off screen, because he was hooked up
• 1:46:00
  on PCP walking around. I.
• 1:46:03
  Had to go get wet, as they say. Meet his friend Sherm.
• 1:46:15
  You know. You know what is.
• 1:46:17
  You know what is? You know what is a joke, though,
• 1:46:23
  is FEMA is female golfers. True.
• 1:46:30
  And of course, now they're all men.
• 1:46:31
  Well. Well, Paige, Sporadic is not is
• 1:46:37
  clearly not a dude. But also clearly nobody's
• 1:46:41
  actually watching her golf. Because she's a good golfer.
• 1:46:47
  Yeah, yeah, no, that's the thing.
• 1:46:48
  I'm just. I'm just saying, dude.
• 1:46:51
  But they're. Women's wrestling fans, be like
• 1:46:54
  female golf fans and just admit you're a perv.
• 1:46:58
  And let us actual wrestling fans say, yeah, I do want that Rhea
• 1:47:01
  Charlotte match. No, no, well, no.
• 1:47:04
  What I'm saying is. I can't believe y'all said they
• 1:47:06
  were on a I'm still blown away. But y'all said that Charlotte
• 1:47:09
  and Rhea are unattractive. Like what the fuck is wrong with
• 1:47:12
  you? They're simply not my type.
• 1:47:15
  End of story. Yeah, but like, but like, yeah,
• 1:47:17
  but that's it's like. I mean just.
• 1:47:22
  Because somebody's not a 10 doesn't make them A1.
• 1:47:25
  I'm. Not, and I'm not saying that
• 1:47:27
  they're they're A1 anywhere, anywhere close.
• 1:47:30
  They're both out of my league, obviously.
• 1:47:33
  Yeah, I was going to say they're probably hotter than any chicks
• 1:47:35
  you'll ever pull. They're, they're they're just
• 1:47:37
  simply not not my cup of tea. That's all I was saying.
• 1:47:40
  I never said. That I don't even really think
• 1:47:41
  about that. But like they wouldn't be on TV
• 1:47:43
  if they weren't, you know what I mean?
• 1:47:46
  They wouldn't be. They wouldn't have all this
• 1:47:48
  marketing behind them if they weren't attractive about that.
• 1:47:53
  They are muscle mummies and the story people find them
• 1:47:56
  attractive. I just personally don't.
• 1:48:02
  Right. And that's all that matters.
• 1:48:04
  So we don't need, we don't need the best women's wrestling match
• 1:48:07
  on the show. No.
• 1:48:09
  We need what's what's Mariah May?
• 1:48:12
  Oh my God, The botch. The botch queen guys love her
• 1:48:18
  though, right? She going to kill somebody and
• 1:48:21
  you all be like, oh, but she looked.
• 1:48:22
  Hot while she didn't. I barely even know who that who
• 1:48:25
  that is. The spider buddy Jimmy posting
• 1:48:28
  her all the time. Literally never seen a match.
• 1:48:30
  Yeah I yeah, more this is I are are in the same camp.
• 1:48:37
  OK, I'm just saying. I'm just saying I've gone on.
• 1:48:42
  I'm I'm I hadn't for time because I was waiting for you to
• 1:48:45
  shill your book and and make some kind of segue into shilling
• 1:48:49
  the book. No.
• 1:48:50
  Well, and to be clear, I have no issue with the Charlotte Real
• 1:48:55
  match. Well.
• 1:48:56
  Usually a great match, just personally not my not my cup of
• 1:49:00
  tea, but I will watch it. Right, you'd rather have two
• 1:49:06
  Divas rolling around in Jello. I got you.
• 1:49:11
  Yes. Me, me, me personally.
• 1:49:13
  Yeah. You know, there's nothing wrong
• 1:49:15
  with saying yes to that. Well, the thing what you're
• 1:49:18
  leaving out here Max, is that there's, there's those are two
• 1:49:22
  extremes of of the of of the. I'm forgetting new women's.
• 1:49:28
  I I know, but it's also very funny.
• 1:49:32
  But that's yeah, there's some There's a long line of matches
• 1:49:36
  between Jello and Angry and Charlotte.
• 1:49:40
  I'm somewhere in the middle. They call that the Attitude Era
• 1:49:45
  of women's wrestling. Yeah, everything in between
• 1:49:49
  except a good match. I wish.
• 1:49:56
  I I wish I had. A drum fell for that.
• 1:49:58
  But hey, but hey, you know, Sable flashed everybody.
• 1:50:01
  That was like big news, right? That happened.
• 1:50:05
  That was much more important than all the matches.
• 1:50:08
  In fact, that's the only thing from 1997 Women's wrestling.
• 1:50:12
  Either one of you will remember. Want to bet?
• 1:50:15
  What else? What else in 1997, between Sable
• 1:50:18
  flashing or tits on pay-per-view happened in women's wrestling?
• 1:50:22
  I'll wait, who is the champ at the time?
• 1:50:32
  Do you know 1997? Crickets.
• 1:50:40
  Yeah, See what happened was is that they didn't have a champ
• 1:50:43
  because Medusa went to WCW and put the title in the trash.
• 1:50:47
  Which if you mentioned that that would be.
• 1:50:49
  The other women's wrestling thing from 1997 is Medusa
• 1:50:53
  putting the title in the trash in Sable's tits.
• 1:50:56
  That's it. That's, I can't even tell you,
• 1:50:57
  the male champ in 97, so. Shut up, Bret Hart.
• 1:51:05
  Mostly. I I also I also had.
• 1:51:08
  Never do that. You can't tell me the male
• 1:51:10
  champion, but if I said Montreal screwjob, you would suddenly
• 1:51:13
  know a thing or two. 1997 Bret Hart gets screwed out of the
• 1:51:20
  title. You would know who the champion
• 1:51:21
  1997 is if I said that. If every wrestling mark knows.
• 1:51:27
  About Montreal that weren't even alive back then?
• 1:51:30
  No. But you've heard of the Montreal
• 1:51:31
  Screwjob? Yeah, right.
• 1:51:36
  That's what I'm saying. You might have known who the
• 1:51:38
  champ was if that got brought up because you'd be like, Oh yeah,
• 1:51:40
  that's when they screwed Bret Hart.
• 1:51:44
  But women's champ? There wasn't one.
• 1:51:46
  It was a trick question and maybe an unfair question, but I
• 1:51:50
  got you. I got the crickets that I was
• 1:51:52
  looking for. So it was.
• 1:51:53
  Yeah. Sam's like, Nope, I'm not even
• 1:51:56
  going to try. Before I before I promo the
• 1:52:02
  book, though, I I did a little Speaking of heal up.
• 1:52:10
  Speaking of going heal, apparently I angered the Stoner
• 1:52:16
  community last week by having Steve on, which, hey, I didn't
• 1:52:24
  know that, like that many stoners tuned into the show
• 1:52:30
  First off. So I guess think, I guess.
• 1:52:36
  Thanks. Shout out to my people, I guess.
• 1:52:40
  I guess. Well, OK, this is another thing
• 1:52:43
  I want to like. I know that you smoke Max, but
• 1:52:47
  like, you're not part of the whole 420 culture.
• 1:52:51
  It's not like the hill, the hill you die on, it's.
• 1:52:57
  Not a lot. It's not your entire
• 1:52:58
  personality. That's where I always think
• 1:53:00
  people go wrong. It's like suddenly, suddenly
• 1:53:04
  everything they can talk about or think of is regarding weed
• 1:53:08
  and every joke they make. And yeah, it's annoying.
• 1:53:12
  Yeah and I yeah. And I went to high school with
• 1:53:14
  like a lot of those people and apparently some of them turn
• 1:53:17
  tune into the show and they spurred out on me on Facebook
• 1:53:24
  last week after I invited Steve on.
• 1:53:27
  Steve doesn't care about you type of people.
• 1:53:32
  He cares about the hardcore. You know, the drug cartel.
• 1:53:36
  Yeah. He was mostly talking about like
• 1:53:39
  the the cartels and the trafficking.
• 1:53:41
  And like the biggest problem specifically mentioned as far as
• 1:53:45
  I recall was fentanyl. And pointing out that that
• 1:53:48
  buying weed from Mexican drug cartels is helping that problem
• 1:53:53
  persist is not like it's true. It's true.
• 1:53:58
  And you might not like that now, and This is why I'm not.
• 1:54:01
  And I bet you if I sat there, I wasn't there.
• 1:54:04
  You guys had the show. And but I would have just talked
• 1:54:07
  to him about the legalization and in the problems inherent
• 1:54:12
  with legalization because we mentioned in Colorado, it's so
• 1:54:17
  expensive that the black market still thrives and that's cartel
• 1:54:20
  weed. So people are still buying from
• 1:54:22
  the cartels even though it's legal in Massachusetts.
• 1:54:25
  And I and I brought this up last week and and this is like a
• 1:54:28
  perfect example. So this is like 1/2 ounce bag,
• 1:54:30
  right? We mentioned an eighth, that's
• 1:54:34
  four of them, right? It's. 50.
• 1:54:37
  Dollars $50.00 for 1/2 ounce. Colorado, you said is like
• 1:54:42
  closer to 80 for an eighth, like 1/4 of what I just showed I
• 1:54:47
  Yeah, there's a reason that people are still buying it.
• 1:54:49
  Brickweed, as they call it or or another word for it is mersh.
• 1:54:54
  They buying mersh from these Mexican drug cartels, right?
• 1:55:00
  Oh my God. Oh my God.
• 1:55:02
  Is is that what? Holy shit.
• 1:55:05
  I had no idea that that's where he gets his name.
• 1:55:08
  Yeah, it means commercial weed. Mersh.
• 1:55:12
  I don't know if that's where he got it from, but it's not a
• 1:55:15
  compliment. Like if you got weed and you're
• 1:55:17
  like, yeah, that's a mersh. That's not a good thing.
• 1:55:21
  That's a bad thing. Well, it is.
• 1:55:25
  Well, well, it is. Kind of fitting for I'm
• 1:55:27
  considering it. That makes it even funnier when
• 1:55:31
  he says Hollywood merch. If you think about it, he's the
• 1:55:35
  he's the bunk ass weed they sell in the back alleys of fucking
• 1:55:38
  Hollywood. But yeah, no, you are.
• 1:55:42
  If you're buying this swag weed, if you're buying this brick
• 1:55:45
  weed, you're buying this merch. You are supporting drug cartels
• 1:55:50
  in in and they are doing a lot worse than selling weed.
• 1:55:53
  They're trafficking women and children.
• 1:55:55
  They're smuggling and fentanyl and and and in some cases even
• 1:55:59
  lacing weed and other drugs with fentanyl.
• 1:56:02
  And it's not good. Now, if we could legalize it
• 1:56:05
  more in the way Massachusetts has done to where it's like it
• 1:56:09
  would be more expensive to go to a black market guy.
• 1:56:13
  Yeah, For me, right. If I went to a black market guy,
• 1:56:17
  it would be more expensive than the fucking $50 half oz that I
• 1:56:22
  can get perfectly legally from the store that's grown right
• 1:56:25
  here in Massachusetts because of all the laws involved.
• 1:56:29
  They have to grow everything right here.
• 1:56:31
  So, you know, it's not coming from a cartel.
• 1:56:33
  You know, it's locally grown and you're, you know, cutting off
• 1:56:37
  that problem. So, and this is what I mean, if
• 1:56:39
  I talk to him about that, he'd probably agree.
• 1:56:42
  Yeah. I know he's not an unreasonable
• 1:56:44
  drug warrior, and if that's what you took from it, you didn't
• 1:56:47
  listen to the interview. Yeah, well and well, that's my
• 1:56:50
  main problem. I don't.
• 1:56:51
  I think. I think.
• 1:56:53
  I think a lot of people were upset about it.
• 1:56:55
  Didn't listen to the whole, didn't listen to the whole thing
• 1:57:00
  and and. And just to double down on what
• 1:57:03
  I'm saying being accurate, I said basically that on Twitter
• 1:57:07
  and Steve like liked and reposted it like he and and I
• 1:57:12
  also pointed out that yeah, his Sam's Co host here regularly
• 1:57:17
  smokes pot on the show. So if Sam's an anti drug guy,
• 1:57:20
  would, what's that about? No.
• 1:57:24
  Yeah, I I've I've listened to Apex used to vape in into the
• 1:57:29
  mic and I never had a problem with it.
• 1:57:35
  Which I really sit here and pass a blunt with my wife sometimes,
• 1:57:39
  you know, it's fine. And I I guarantee you Steve
• 1:57:43
  doesn't have a problem with that.
• 1:57:44
  And again, if I pointed out that I'm getting it from locally
• 1:57:47
  grown Massachusetts, if the cartels are not getting any
• 1:57:51
  piece of it, then he'd be like, well then that's not really my
• 1:57:55
  concern. My concern is the fucking cartel
• 1:57:57
  weed. And yeah, I mean, and and if you
• 1:58:01
  think that the human trafficking is not bad enough, like the
• 1:58:04
  cartels are also ultraviolent too.
• 1:58:08
  Yeah. Go find some of the Gore flicks
• 1:58:10
  on the Internet that are like 80% cartels.
• 1:58:13
  Now they're either cartels or crazy people in Russia.
• 1:58:19
  Yeah, which you know Trump. Trump was right about the
• 1:58:24
  cartels in that respect too. But I well, I don't know if you
• 1:58:30
  were able to catch Monday's podcast Max, but I had on Jeff
• 1:58:36
  Clark who is an upcoming author and also friend of Steve's.
• 1:58:43
  He does podcasting himself and he he does more like leadership
• 1:58:53
  stuff, but it was very interesting to have him on.
• 1:58:56
  So we thank him for having for coming on.
• 1:59:00
  As far as my book goes, you can, you can still buy copies of
• 1:59:06
  Shadows of Deception on Amazon. Book 2 coming in late February.
• 1:59:13
  I'll have an announcement more on that, but you and Morpheus
• 1:59:19
  have both seen the cover for the new book.
• 1:59:25
  I like. I like.
• 1:59:28
  I like what you've done. Sam's gone in a completely
• 1:59:30
  different direction with this new one and I like it.
• 1:59:33
  It's Diary of a Crippled PCP junkie and I'm really think you
• 1:59:39
  guys are going to love it. That that's that's oddly that's
• 1:59:45
  oddly specific I noticed. Well, you're an oddly specific
• 1:59:51
  cripple, so. Yeah, I mean, you've LED a
• 1:59:53
  highly specific life. Well, I I certainly have.
• 1:59:58
  What is what A very interesting life.
• 2:00:02
  But you know. PCP helps.
• 2:00:04
  PCP. Never going to.
• 2:00:09
  Die now. What's going to be the joke
• 2:00:11
  forever? Is that Sam's into PCP?
• 2:00:16
  Completely straight, laced in every other regard.
• 2:00:18
  But man, he loves him. Some Angel dust, you know.
• 2:00:23
  I'm sure he's got got some in his pocket right now.
• 2:00:25
  Oh. Oh oh, so that's what Angel dust
• 2:00:28
  is? Uh huh.
• 2:00:33
  Yeah, yeah. Well then, Well then, I was
• 2:00:37
  going to say. PCP gives you wings, but I guess
• 2:00:40
  that. It definitely will give you
• 2:00:41
  wings. Better than that fucking red
• 2:00:44
  bullshit. Oh yeah, you'll you'll, you'll
• 2:00:46
  have some. There was this, there's this
• 2:00:48
  rapper guy known as Big Lurch, and he had a pretty successful
• 2:00:54
  career, but he got really high on PCP and so he, like, ate a
• 2:00:59
  woman. So now he's in jail.
• 2:01:04
  Yeah, she was. When the cops found him, he was
• 2:01:09
  gnawing on her flesh. Oh yeah, but well.
• 2:01:20
  No, he had to, though. He had to eat her her intestines
• 2:01:24
  because it was going to save the world from the apocalypse.
• 2:01:31
  Oh, so, oh, so it's one of it's one of those drugs.
• 2:01:35
  Then it's it's the drug of that kind, yeah.
• 2:01:38
  Absolutely. Yeah, like meth.
• 2:01:41
  You have to take a hell of a lot more meth to have one of those,
• 2:01:44
  like crisis of identity moments that PCP gives people well.
• 2:01:49
  They've never. Done it myself, but you could
• 2:01:51
  tell us some more about it. Well, I mean the fact, the fact
• 2:02:00
  that I didn't know that that was the case, I mean.
• 2:02:08
  Look, I'm sorry that they told you that was your medicine, OK?
• 2:02:13
  But it was PCP. Damn they they did, they told.
• 2:02:20
  Me, I was just going to take take mushrooms and you know, go
• 2:02:23
  on nice mushroom. The trip I didn't realize that
• 2:02:27
  they gave me that they dosed me with PCP.
• 2:02:30
  They. They sprinkled some Angel dust,
• 2:02:33
  Angel dust and. They were like, here, Sam,
• 2:02:35
  here's your vitamins and you're like, OK, gotta take your shot.
• 2:02:42
  It it's a it's a miracle. I've even even functioning the
• 2:02:45
  the. Problem.
• 2:02:49
  All that PCP you've. You're you're only half
• 2:02:51
  functioning to be fair. That's true.
• 2:02:54
  He's got you there. Well, more is.
• 2:02:57
  I mean, you're you're stuttering more than I am.
• 2:03:01
  What are you on, buddy? I, you know, you know what's
• 2:03:06
  great about, like doing the show with both of you guys is no
• 2:03:11
  matter how bad my stutter is or becomes, everybody's going to
• 2:03:16
  mention you guys, even though sometimes mine can be worse.
• 2:03:20
  When I start eating my words, you know, and I forget what I'm
• 2:03:23
  saying, but nobody cares, right, 'cause you guys stutter.
• 2:03:27
  And obviously that's a way bigger deal than me.
• 2:03:30
  Yeah, but. Makes.
• 2:03:33
  Me look like I have like impeccable linguistic ability,
• 2:03:37
  even though half the time I'm like.
• 2:03:41
  But but not but neither of. Us.
• 2:03:43
  We were Born This Way. What?
• 2:03:44
  What's your your excuse, Max? Yeah, I know you guys.
• 2:03:47
  You guys come across eloquently and people are like, ha ha,
• 2:03:49
  stutter. I stutter like a motherfucker
• 2:03:52
  and nobody cares. I don't know.
• 2:03:54
  Literally. But well, to be fair, though not
• 2:03:58
  neither of us. Neither of us are stuttering,
• 2:04:02
  feeble, cop guns drawn fence. The dog if.
• 2:04:09
  I if I ever started that much, then kick me off the fucking
• 2:04:11
  truck. That was more stroke than a
• 2:04:15
  stutter. Yeah, no, but I mean, I.
• 2:04:21
  I and I wouldn't kick you off the show.
• 2:04:23
  I'd call an ambulance. OK, fine.
• 2:04:28
  Call an ambulance, make sure I'm OK, then kick me off the show.
• 2:04:32
  No. Well, well, listen, we what's
• 2:04:38
  this? At that point, we would, we
• 2:04:40
  would drive to your house, probably.
• 2:04:49
  Yeah, what Sam just said. I'm going to steal his bit and
• 2:05:02
  next time you leave, next time you leave, I'm going to stop and
• 2:05:05
  just talk nothing but shit about you for the whole time till you
• 2:05:08
  come back so that if you do that again, it'll be like, yeah, and
• 2:05:11
  I agree with what Max said the whole time would be like.
• 2:05:16
  Yeah, yeah, Sam sucks so bad. And.
• 2:05:23
  Just so that when you go and watch it back, you're going to
• 2:05:25
  be like that motherfucker. Wait, so, so you were so you and
• 2:05:33
  Apex I I I know, I know what's going on here.
• 2:05:36
  You and Apex DM each other. And now now you're just
• 2:05:41
  repurposing all his, all his own bits.
• 2:05:44
  Great minds think alike. The the difference, the
• 2:05:47
  difference is, is now you have your wife who's off camera and
• 2:05:50
  you know you look at her, Her. I I see you don't die, Max.
• 2:05:56
  I see you like me. Error looking over the audience.
• 2:06:01
  The audience doesn't see it, but I I can see off camera.
• 2:06:05
  I I can. I can see the disappearing
• 2:06:09
  looks, yeah. Now you're getting a
• 2:06:14
  disapproving look. So, so how far are we with the
• 2:06:21
  hashtag quasi smoke T-shirts? There is a design.
• 2:06:25
  I which the design looks hilarious, by the way.
• 2:06:29
  Absolutely, it's looking. Hilarious.
• 2:06:31
  I've seen it. The first one, the first one she
• 2:06:35
  gave me, the cat looked retarded.
• 2:06:38
  So I said I he's not supposed to look retarded.
• 2:06:40
  He's supposed to be kind of smug, if anything.
• 2:06:42
  And that's what she came back with.
• 2:06:47
  Of course we got to put some equations and stuff and get it
• 2:06:52
  slapped on a high quality T-shirt, so I don't want to show
• 2:06:56
  it off just yet, but it will be revealed fairly soon.
• 2:06:59
  I showed you guys though. Yeah, yeah, I know it looks, it
• 2:07:04
  looks good, so. And then I think I was thinking
• 2:07:09
  about this like I asked about the High End or the Low End
• 2:07:12
  T-shirts and I I I think I said this last week, we're going to
• 2:07:14
  do both. So there will be a High end
• 2:07:17
  pussy smoked T-shirt if you want to just wear a pussy smoked
• 2:07:21
  T-shirt in public, a little more and then we'll we're going to do
• 2:07:26
  a cheaper one with like maybe just the logo for the show.
• 2:07:30
  And I am a man of mine. I I I will get a get a high end
• 2:07:33
  version of the of the shirt and maybe that ends up being my
• 2:07:36
  graphic for the show, I don't know.
• 2:07:39
  A high end, a high end pussy smoke that sound that just
• 2:07:43
  sounds fun, hilarious and. Yeah, well, you always want the
• 2:07:45
  good stuff, you know? Yeah, well, yeah, well, you
• 2:07:50
  always want the high quality pussy smoke, you know?
• 2:07:53
  Why would you want merch? Put your pussy smoke.
• 2:07:56
  Well, see, merch to your pussy Smoke would like be very acidic,
• 2:07:59
  I think. I agree.
• 2:08:03
  It would. Probably have a odor.
• 2:08:07
  It'd probably burn your Dick off.
• 2:08:10
  Probably. Merch like the to push the black
• 2:08:17
  strippers at the strip club. Well, yeah.
• 2:08:21
  Well, merch also is like surrounded by pussy.
• 2:08:25
  And by that I mean he has three cats.
• 2:08:29
  And himself. So it's.
• 2:08:35
  King pussy. Always comes back when we're
• 2:08:39
  talking about merch. I think we've done a show
• 2:08:42
  because it always comes back to merch when we got nothing else.
• 2:08:47
  Yeah, pretty much we'll. Have shot the dog.
• 2:08:49
  'Cause he he's just, he's easy to rip on.
• 2:08:52
  Yeah. Well, we haven't.
• 2:08:53
  We haven't gone into. DSP territory yet.
• 2:08:56
  But you know, that's when the show, really.
• 2:09:00
  If we catch up on DSP, we did, that'd be the whole show.
• 2:09:04
  We'd be just, hey, I got a weather forecast for you guys.
• 2:09:08
  See. You know how DSP goes justice
• 2:09:10
  for Argentina. You know how?
• 2:09:15
  Oh, God, I forgot what I was going to say?
• 2:09:17
  Oh, like a weatherman, right? You're looking at patterns and
• 2:09:22
  trying to predict what's going to happen.
• 2:09:25
  I I've done this and I've discerned that Johnny Fox has
• 2:09:30
  done something stupid. And how would you?
• 2:09:33
  Max, What did he do? I don't know.
• 2:09:35
  That's the thing. I don't know.
• 2:09:37
  But what I do know is I got a whole bunch of people randomly
• 2:09:41
  out of the blue checking out and commenting on my old Johnny Fox
• 2:09:45
  videos. That to me indicates that level
• 2:09:49
  of chatter indicates that Johnny Fox has done something stupid.
• 2:09:54
  And so look forward to that. There is a there is a natural
• 2:09:58
  salt front coming through from the Johnny Fox sector.
• 2:10:05
  Oh, interesting. What can he?
• 2:10:09
  Do. I don't know.
• 2:10:11
  I just know he pissed people off because that's the only reason
• 2:10:13
  they would go looking for my old Johnny Fox videos is if they
• 2:10:16
  realized he's an asshole. So you don't.
• 2:10:22
  So you never have to make like new content on him.
• 2:10:26
  No, 'cause he does the same thing.
• 2:10:28
  And the people. One of the comments was like,
• 2:10:31
  hey, he's been up to the same shit.
• 2:10:32
  I have receipts. Here's stuff from his Discord.
• 2:10:35
  And I'm like, I don't even have to go.
• 2:10:37
  Look, here's the thing about Johnny Fox Sam.
• 2:10:41
  People send me Johnny Fox Tips. I don't.
• 2:10:44
  Have to look up. Anything with Johnny.
• 2:10:46
  There are people, one of which is a girl on Twitter using kind
• 2:10:52
  of like an alt account, and she's fed me the best tips.
• 2:10:56
  I'm not even going to name it because I'm not going to name my
• 2:10:58
  source, but she's fed me the best tips about Johnny Fox and
• 2:11:02
  she has a bit of a personal vendetta with him.
• 2:11:05
  Oh, oh, I'm sure. And so, but this was this is
• 2:11:09
  even randomer than that, because she'll usually tell me stuff,
• 2:11:12
  but she's not in his discord or anything, and apparently he's
• 2:11:16
  been losing it on his discord as he is want to do, and I'm sure
• 2:11:22
  we'll hear more about it soon. I just figured I would predict
• 2:11:25
  the weather, and the weather says Johnny Fox is about to have
• 2:11:28
  a shit fit. The one thing that I will say
• 2:11:31
  about DSP is he officially cancelled the upcoming
• 2:11:35
  documentary documentary that was supposed to happen.
• 2:11:40
  Yeah. I never, I never got it.
• 2:11:44
  The DSP thing beyond like, yeah, it's funny, but, like, people
• 2:11:48
  really obsess about him. And as you can tell, I don't
• 2:11:51
  even obsess about my goons like Johnny Fox like people bring.
• 2:11:55
  I actually don't like covering Johnny Fox, but it gets me the
• 2:11:58
  most views. There's probably going to have
• 2:12:00
  to be a cringing over coffee sooner or later.
• 2:12:04
  There hasn't been one in a long time, but if Johnny's acting up
• 2:12:09
  stupid, it should be a lot of fun.
• 2:12:13
  It should be. Oh well.
• 2:12:21
  I guess one final thing that we could talk about is Mealy at the
• 2:12:29
  WEF. We talked about that last week.
• 2:12:36
  Oh yeah. 'Cause that was the day he did
• 2:12:38
  his speeches. Yeah, it was funny.
• 2:12:40
  Yeah. He definitely owned them right
• 2:12:44
  to their face, which is hilarious.
• 2:12:46
  Well, well, that and then I I don't know if you saw this, but
• 2:12:50
  the guy who runs Chase, basically he didn't endorse
• 2:12:55
  Trump, but he basically said, look, I understand why people
• 2:12:58
  like Trump and I thought and I thought that was interesting.
• 2:13:03
  So, yeah, I mean bottom line is I'm optimistic for 2024 and.
• 2:13:11
  I am super optimistic. You know, Dave has been in a in
• 2:13:14
  a war with his oven heating his home.
• 2:13:18
  So follow me on Twitter for more on Dave's eternal struggles.
• 2:13:23
  But yeah, it's pretty optimistic watching Dave freak out.
• 2:13:27
  And also, you know, politically, I think things are going in the
• 2:13:30
  direction I like. Yeah.
• 2:13:33
  I figured I'd get the Dave stuff in there.
• 2:13:35
  Dave is literally been heating his house with his oven and
• 2:13:38
  doesn't realize why he used way too much electricity and now the
• 2:13:41
  oven doesn't work. So that's great.
• 2:13:44
  You know this is 2024, baby, the new season of Dave.
• 2:13:51
  Season 20 is something, right? Believe it's Season 16.
• 2:14:00
  Oh, wow. 13 was Cave Dave versus the Cat Freak.
• 2:14:04
  And that was several seasons ago by the way.
• 2:14:10
  Also, you know, big crazy twist. Dave has become the Cat Freak
• 2:14:16
  who could. Who could have seen?
• 2:14:22
  Who could have seen that coming? No one.
• 2:14:25
  It's crazy and it's great and so this cat lives under Dave's like
• 2:14:29
  mobile home and and he feeds it, but like the cat looks at Dave
• 2:14:34
  as pissed off as Dave looks at the Internet.
• 2:14:36
  So it's great. It's perfect cat for him.
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  Karma then. That cat looks at Dave like are
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  you are you special needs? And the answer is yes, but.
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  Yeah, well cat, well, cats are assholes that way.
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  I've. Been trying to throw up Dave
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  clips, and if you don't watch the little short clips of Dave
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  that I put up, you're kind of missing out 'cause I only put up
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  the best stuff and there's a lot of funny Dave.
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  Yeah. Follow me on.
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  X. Twittertwitter.com Follow me on
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  Twitter.com. Twitter.
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  X Cat blame Max and Dave blames me for a lot.
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  I I don't care what Eli wants to call it will forever be Twitter.
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  I mean, it's really hard to say that you're gonna change the
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  name when it's still Twitter.com.
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  Yeah, it yeah. It's also really hard to say
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  you're gonna get rid of bots when there are more bots than
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  ever. Yeah, shout out to all my new
• 2:15:40
  follows, which are almost entirely bots and a couple
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  authors, and Val Venus Val Venus follows me now, which is pretty
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  dope. Well, well, you're you're you're
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  welcome for the you're welcome for the authors, Max.
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  Yeah. Well, tell Steve, I said thank
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  you and. And and Val is a non
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  conservative, so I can't say it surprise there yeah.
• 2:16:08
  Val is more like an handcat, but like we were.
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  I don't know, he was he was he was saying he was gonna, he'd
• 2:16:14
  show up to AW because he'd fight anybody on the roster.
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  And I retweeted it and he followed me.
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  He's a good dude, Val Venus is, you know, for a porn star.
• 2:16:23
  He's an all right guy, 'cause he was totally a real porn star.
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  That's. Yeah, we might have a We might
• 2:16:36
  have a guest on next week's live show.
• 2:16:41
  But. Is it gonna be, is it gonna be
• 2:16:44
  the return of the Boomer secret agent?
• 2:16:46
  That would be great. We got to get him back on.
• 2:16:49
  No, but we but, but. It's funny, man.
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  It's funny. It's funny you mentioned that.
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  It's funny you mentioned that because I mentioned Jeff Clark
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  who was a veteran. He wants to go on, he wants to
• 2:17:08
  go on the live show and I didn't mention it.
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  I I am mentioned the Secret Age Man video to him, but we might
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  have to do a veteran's react to Secret Age.
• 2:17:23
  Yeah, you don't even need to be a veteran to have that reaction
• 2:17:26
  that I had either. And I cut so much.
• 2:17:30
  You know, Sam, I cut so much out of that.
• 2:17:32
  That led up to it of like him saying, like he would every
• 2:17:37
  major historical event that we mentioned he somehow was a part
• 2:17:41
  of, even if he was a child. It's like, Oh yeah, my parents
• 2:17:46
  were totally involved with the Watergate stuff.
• 2:17:49
  It's like I'm gonna press X to doubt maybe one thing.
• 2:17:54
  If you say like, OK, I was closely tied to this historical
• 2:17:58
  event, but when it becomes everyone, you're just kind of
• 2:18:02
  full of shit and everybody knows it.
• 2:18:04
  And most veterans don't put themselves close to fucking big
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  events that they weren't involved with.
• 2:18:10
  No if it. Unless they're a.
• 2:18:12
  Bullshitter. No.
• 2:18:13
  If anything, So this is what I've noticed having interviewed
• 2:18:17
  Steve and Jeff now, a lot of actual veterans I've noticed
• 2:18:25
  like, if anything, they played down their shit.
• 2:18:29
  And yeah, well, you, you know, they get so much of like, oh,
• 2:18:32
  thank you, and you're a hero that you often hear them say, I
• 2:18:35
  was just doing my job. Not, not even that though you
• 2:18:38
  just you just ask them what they did and they're like oh you
• 2:18:42
  know, not much. I I just.
• 2:18:44
  Drove a truck and. Yeah, you know.
• 2:18:49
  I I. Tell you what they actually did
• 2:18:51
  instead of like a story about how they infiltrated, well, KGB
• 2:18:56
  well and. And and even if and even if.
• 2:18:59
  Even if it was even if it was exciting shit like this is this
• 2:19:04
  is what's funny about Steve. Like when Steve passed off like
• 2:19:08
  being in this Secret Service as if like you you know as if he
• 2:19:12
  was like some I'm. As if he was just any security
• 2:19:16
  guard, yeah. Yeah.
• 2:19:20
  Or you know he may. I mean he he did kind to be
• 2:19:24
  fair. He did kind of acknowledge that
• 2:19:25
  being in the Green Beret was a was a big deal.
• 2:19:28
  But Even so, I mean, he even downplayed, you know, being a
• 2:19:32
  Green Beret, which like, if anything, that's what you, you
• 2:19:37
  know, bulk up. But but am I?
• 2:19:43
  So yeah, we may, we may have a guest next week.
• 2:19:48
  We'll have to wait and see. And you know, like I said, I'm
• 2:19:54
  glad that Rumble Studio seems to work if, you know, there were a
• 2:19:58
  few bugs. But overall, I think it works
• 2:20:00
  pretty well. We'll get some more.
• 2:20:03
  Sound Effects in here and again purchase Shadows of Deception on
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  Amazon. Go watch Cringing Over Coffee on
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  Odyssey. Interestingly, you can watch old
• 2:20:24
  episodes. They hold up because it's not
• 2:20:26
  time sensitive. Some crazy.
• 2:20:31
  And anything else I need to promo?
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  Morpheus, you got anything if you're?
• 2:20:38
  Interested in following me on on on Twitter?
• 2:20:40
  It's Morpheus on Twitter. Feel free to follow me and I'll
• 2:20:45
  follow you back. I can when I can.
• 2:20:48
  All righty then. Well, I think that'll do it for.
• 2:20:52
  Stop supporting the cartels because we need to cut Sam off
• 2:20:56
  from this horrific PvP addiction.
• 2:21:01
  Dan, I'm not on PZP. I know, I know.
• 2:21:05
  We'll get you something. Don't worry.
• 2:21:06
  End the show. He's.
• 2:21:09
  Gonna get. Techie over here.
• 2:21:11
  Yeah. We've been on on since since
• 2:21:16
  9:00, so he hasn't been been able to smoke in the last two.
• 2:21:19
  Hours. Why do you think he walked out?
• 2:21:21
  I mean. To smoke.
• 2:21:25
  That's how they do it, right? They smoke it, yeah.
• 2:21:29
  I have no idea. All righty folks, we'll we'll
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  tack it to down the road. This has been the Whitfield
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  Report and thanks for tuning in. Thanks for listening to the
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