Latest / Triple Da Money / Can You Survive a Month on Our Paycheck? (We Tried 3 Ways)
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- 0:00SPEAKER_01: It's fine, it's fine.
- 0:01SPEAKER_01: The ovens been dead since March and the air fryer is all we have left.
- 0:05SPEAKER_01: But we are not panicking.
- 0:07SPEAKER_02: Princess, princess, that is$30 of food you just threw on the floor.
- 0:11SPEAKER_02: Do not do that.
- 0:13SPEAKER_02: That is a subscription service, not a pet.
- 0:16SPEAKER_00: Why you just spent$30 on princess?
- 0:18SPEAKER_00: I got a deal at Costco,$10.99 for four chicken breasts.
- 0:22SPEAKER_00: That's a steal.
- 0:23SPEAKER_02: We all graduated the same year and we just started jobs making the exact same salary, down to the penny.
- 0:31SPEAKER_02: So why does only one of us actually have money left at the end of the month?
- 0:35SPEAKER_02: $65,000 a year.
- 0:37SPEAKER_02: That sounds like a lot, right?
- 0:39SPEAKER_01: That is so much money.
- 0:41SPEAKER_01: I could buy like a boat.
- 0:44SPEAKER_02: You definitely couldn't, because$65,000 isn't what hits your banking account.
- 0:49SPEAKER_02: After taxes, healthcare, your paycheck is only$4,300 a month.
- 0:54SPEAKER_00: Wait, that's it?
- 0:56SPEAKER_02: Okay, here's the challenge.
- 0:58SPEAKER_02: All of us start the month with$4,300, and by the end of it, after spending it all differently, we see who has the most left.
- 1:13SPEAKER_02: So let's watch what happens to each bar once real life starts taking damage.
- 1:18SPEAKER_00: I want it on record.
- 1:19SPEAKER_00: I'm not cheap.
- 1:20SPEAKER_00: I'm strategic.
- 1:22SPEAKER_00: He drives a Honda from before we were born.
- 1:25SPEAKER_00: Her name is Deborah, and she has never once let me down.
- 1:30SPEAKER_00: Here's my breakdown.
- 1:31SPEAKER_02: Austin spends$1,800 a month and saves$2,400.
- 1:36SPEAKER_00: That's half of his paycheck untouched.
- 1:38SPEAKER_00: Ro lives like a monk.
- 1:40SPEAKER_00: I live like someone that doesn't want to be broke by the age of 30.
- 1:43SPEAKER_00: There's a difference.
- 1:46SPEAKER_01: $600 in rent.
- 1:48SPEAKER_01: I'm the smartest financial mind in this generation.
- 1:52SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but what about the kitchen?
- 1:57SPEAKER_01: We don't talk about the kitchen.
- 1:59SPEAKER_02: Because the kitchen doesn't work.
- 2:02SPEAKER_02: Brandon gets DoorDash or eats out for every single meal, every single day.
- 2:08SPEAKER_01: And yes, I do have a car payment because you can't pull a girl in a car named Deborah.
- 2:13SPEAKER_01: Don't disrespect my girl Deborah.
- 2:16SPEAKER_01: This is my monthly breakdown.
- 2:18SPEAKER_02: Brandon's rent is$400 cheaper than Austin's.
- 2:22SPEAKER_02: But Brendan's leftover money is$1,400 less than Austin's.
- 2:28SPEAKER_01: Wait, I have the cheaper rent, and I have less money than the guy who drives this grandma's car?
- 2:34SPEAKER_02: The rent was never the problem, Brandon.
- 2:36SPEAKER_02: Everything else was just damage you weren't tracking.
- 2:38SPEAKER_00: Wait, so maybe Deborah isn't so bad.
- 2:48SPEAKER_02: I have standards.
- 2:49SPEAKER_02: Sue me.
- 2:50SPEAKER_01: Wait, it's her turn now?
- 2:52SPEAKER_01: Oh, I've been waiting for this.
- 2:54SPEAKER_02: This is my monthly breakdown.
- 2:57SPEAKER_01: Her bar is negative.
- 2:58SPEAKER_01: That's not even game over.
- 3:00SPEAKER_01: That's a glitch.
- 3:01SPEAKER_01: She broke the game.
- 3:03SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not broke.
- 3:05SPEAKER_02: I'm pre-broke.
- 3:06SPEAKER_02: There's a difference.
- 3:07SPEAKER_00: That's the same thing.
- 3:09SPEAKER_02: No, it's on a credit card, so technically it's not my problem.
- 3:17SPEAKER_02: Okay, so let's zoom out.
- 3:20SPEAKER_02: We have the same$65,000 income.
- 3:23SPEAKER_02: We have the same 12 months.
- 3:25SPEAKER_02: Let's see where we land.
- 3:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I saved$30,000.
- 3:29SPEAKER_00: I could actually buy that boat.
- 3:32SPEAKER_01: I survived the frat house and I managed to save$11,000.
- 3:36SPEAKER_02: Well, Princess costed a little bit more than I thought.
- 3:41SPEAKER_02: So I'm about$4,800 in credit card debt.
- 3:45SPEAKER_00: So he pays double my rent, but he still has tripled the money?
- 3:49SPEAKER_00: That's what happens when you stick with Deborah and don't order DoorDash.
- 3:54SPEAKER_02: And mine keeps getting worse on its own because credit card interest doesn't clock out.
- 3:59SPEAKER_02: It compounds every single month, whether I'm paying interest or not.
- 4:03SPEAKER_01: Like the rabbits?
- 4:05SPEAKER_02: Yes, Brandon.
- 4:06SPEAKER_02: Those same rabbits, except they're not on my side.
- 4:09SPEAKER_01: The rabbits can turn on you?
- 4:11SPEAKER_02: Here's the thing: it was never about who had the cheapest rent, the nicest apartment, or the coolest car.
- 4:17SPEAKER_02: Austin didn't win because he did any one thing that was impressive.
- 4:21SPEAKER_02: He won because there was nothing on his list that actually hurt him.
- 4:26SPEAKER_02: He had a small rent, a cheap car, small bills.
- 4:30SPEAKER_02: There was nothing that could wreck him.
- 4:32SPEAKER_00: Deborah and I would formally like to accept our victory.
- 4:36SPEAKER_01: I stand by my BMW, but I don't stand by eating DoorDash for every meal for the whole entire year.
- 4:42SPEAKER_02: That's growth.
- 4:44SPEAKER_02: Okay, here's the thing you don't need to live like Austin.
- 4:47SPEAKER_02: You just need to make sure you're not getting hit everywhere at once, like Brandon, or just completely ignoring the bar like me.
- 4:54SPEAKER_00: You think it's lame seeing me drive Deborah now?
- 4:56SPEAKER_00: Wait till you see my yacht in 50 years.
- 4:59SPEAKER_00: Triple the money, and we'll see you next week.