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117: What Happens at the Convention Stays at the Convention · Movie Meltdown

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Speaker 1: Our nuclear reactor pumping out.
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Speaker 5: One million kilowatts of power.
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Speaker 6: Provide more cooling in the containment chambers.
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Speaker 7: You could ask yourself question do i feel lucky.
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Speaker 4: Well do you punk we now return to the meltdown
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Speaker 4: gang in the middle of horror weekend in indianapolis.
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Speaker 8: I fear mayonnaise.
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Speaker 2: I'm not afraid.
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Speaker 9: It just freaks me out.
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Speaker 2: I put it on my fried bologna. He does.
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Speaker 10: The sick bastard.
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Speaker 9: I watched it.
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Speaker 2: It was gross. I hate you, Brian. Oh, I thought
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Speaker 2: that would get you. You said no better than anybody.
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Speaker 9: All right, we're talking about the geek week. We're talking about,
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Speaker 9: should we introduce ourselves?
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Speaker 11: Probably.
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Speaker 2: We're now here having lunch. Do we need to re-intro?
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Speaker 9: Because I wasn't there before. Now I'm here.
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Speaker 2: Say hello.
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Speaker 9: Hi, I'm Misty. Randy's here too.
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Speaker 2: Hey, it's me, Randy.
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Speaker 7: Hi.
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Speaker 9: And Jay's here.
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Speaker 7: Hi.
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Speaker 9: And Marlena.
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Speaker 12: Would you like to be the lightning bug?
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Speaker 2: Oh, the TL bug. The TL bug. There you go.
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Speaker 9: Are you going to introduce yourself too?
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Speaker 2: Lisa. Woo!
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Speaker 12: You have to put up with Randy, so you should
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Speaker 12: be like the hero of every episode.
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Speaker 9: Seriously.
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Speaker 2: Awesome.
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Speaker 9: It's time for geek week now.
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Speaker 2: Are you excited about your geek week?
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Speaker 7: No, not really.
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Speaker 9: I want to get it in between Eaton's.
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Speaker 2: Go.
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Speaker 3: Go for it.
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Speaker 9: Oh, we didn't do anything.
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Speaker 12: That's what you were so excited about?
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Speaker 8: We were just waiting to stick knife in Brian's.
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Speaker 9: We watched Boondock Saints again just because I wanted to
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Speaker 9: get ready for Sean Patrick Flannery's awesomeness. It was pretty awesome.
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Speaker 9: I went on in there. My face almost touched Sean
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Speaker 9: Patrick Flannery's face.
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Speaker 7: It was so exciting.
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Speaker 2: It would have caused paralyzation.
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Speaker 9: I was afraid I was going to catch botulism. I
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Speaker 9: don't know if you can catch botulism by touching faces.
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Speaker 9: But he was really nice, though. He told me to
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Speaker 9: delete the card picture.
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Speaker 12: He's not PC at all, which I guess means he
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Speaker 12: fits in on our show.
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Speaker 9: It means I like him even more.
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Speaker 2: He's awesome.
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Speaker 9: Did we do anything else?
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Speaker 8: I worked a lot overtime.
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Speaker 10: That was about it.
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Speaker 9: I already ran out of books last week.
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Speaker 13: Would you like to partake in Geekly?
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Speaker 12: Sure.
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Speaker 14: Let's see.
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Speaker 6: This week I had one of our Twitter friends came
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Speaker 6: into town. We went up to Atomic Books, which is
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Speaker 6: the greatest bookstore on Earth.
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Speaker 8: Literary finds for mutated minds.
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Speaker 12: Are you going to pay for that?
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Speaker 8: I'm telling you, that is.
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Speaker 2: They're worth it.
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Speaker 8: They're worth it. It's where John Waters gets his mail.
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Speaker 2: I was going to ask, can you just drop off
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Speaker 2: a letter for me?
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Speaker 14: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Or drive me to his house.
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Speaker 3: Sure.
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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm pretty sure you could kiss enough ass
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Speaker 6: there to, like, know when he's going to show.
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Speaker 3: Not that.
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Speaker 8: I kind of picture him as sort of like a.
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Speaker 6: this crazy urban rat-type human being.
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Speaker 2: I love that guy.
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Speaker 9: Did he take the sewers there?
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Speaker 8: Well, I don't think he walks around the streets.
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Speaker 2: They'd mob him.
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Speaker 8: So, let's see, we did that. The night before we
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Speaker 8: came out.
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Speaker 6: Here, we watched The Warriors on HD DVD, which was
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Speaker 6: the revised one that had the horrific.
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Speaker 2: cartoon intros i don't think i've seen.
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Speaker 6: It bad idea yeah they they open up with a
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Speaker 6: whole thing of greek legends showing you and i'm sitting
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Speaker 6: there going what the hell is this and walter hill
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Speaker 6: like explains it like this is what i wanted to
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Speaker 6: do and it has transitions where they'll come to a
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Speaker 6: scene and they'll cut and it'll go to a comic
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Speaker 6: panel it's it's very distracting and kind of terrible.
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Speaker 2: Have they actually changed the movie, or.
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Speaker 15: It's a special feature?
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Speaker 8: It's inherent in viewing it.
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Speaker 2: You can't... I don't like that.
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Speaker 9: It's like, um.
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Speaker 2: I don't like that. They spliced it in to what
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Speaker 2: the movie already was. Bad idea. And it sucks.
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Speaker 8: Kind of like the re-release of Star Wars.
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Speaker 7: Right. Yeah.
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Speaker 9: They don't have, like, an option where you can watch
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Speaker 9: the original or anything?
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Speaker 8: It's like adding calliope music.
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Speaker 9: They don't have, like, an option to watch the original?
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Speaker 3: Uh-uh.
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Speaker 10: I don't think so.
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Speaker 2: Not that we saw, but it was, uh.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's retarded.
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Speaker 2: What do you call it?
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Speaker 3: It was, uh.
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Speaker 11: Netflix?
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Speaker 9: Netflix? So sometimes you can't access options even if they
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Speaker 9: give you them.
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Speaker 2: So, let's see. What else? Saw Lake Mungo. Is that
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Speaker 2: any good? I've heard good things.
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Speaker 6: Lake Mungo was fantastic, and it made me mad. A
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Speaker 6: lot of things make me mad. This is a movie
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Speaker 6: up your alley, though. I think it just left Netflix instant.
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Speaker 6: Lake Mungo's a semi-documentary about... I hate documentaries.
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Speaker 2: Well, if it.
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Speaker 6: If I could get it out without being, like, shot down,
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Speaker 6: it's just like having a fucking verbal missile command.
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Speaker 3: Sit.
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Speaker 14: Stay.
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Speaker 8: Let the grown-ups finish talking.
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Speaker 2: So no one at this table can come.
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Speaker 8: Don't guilt me.
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Speaker 9: I'm driving and.
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Speaker 2: I'm just worried for you.
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Speaker 8: I've got people calling... Don't steal my food.
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Speaker 7: God damn it.
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Speaker 3: Anyhow.
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Speaker 14: Um.
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Speaker 2: Let's see.
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Speaker 4: Where was I?
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Speaker 11: Um.
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Speaker 2: Lake Mungo.
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Speaker 6: A family goes to a lake for a vacation, and
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Speaker 6: the daughter doesn't come back in from the water. They
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Speaker 6: go back home, and haunted things start happening.
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Speaker 9: Oh, I get yelled at.
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Speaker 4: She doesn't get yelled at.
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Speaker 8: She didn't shoot at me.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why you're such a good shot, because it
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Speaker 6: was like right between the eyes.
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to get a thought out coherently in there.
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Speaker 11: What?
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Speaker 2: If you do it enough, you just pause and wait
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Speaker 2: for it. I saw this documentary.
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Speaker 8: I hate documentaries.
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Speaker 16: Thank you.
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Speaker 9: Right.
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Speaker 2: I just know when it's coming.
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Speaker 6: It's like a cut and paste thing. Highly recommended, though.
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Speaker 6: One of the few scariest films out there.
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Speaker 8: It was creepy. That was creepy.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 6: If you've done anything with Lisa.
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Speaker 9: Anything geeky?
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: I teach children every day. That's pretty geeky.
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Speaker 7: Pass.
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Speaker 8: Next. This should be epic.
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Speaker 10: Zach? My turn?
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Speaker 2: Sure.
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Speaker 10: Well, let's see.
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Speaker 8: What have I done this week?
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Speaker 7: Um....
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Speaker 8: I re-watched Star Trek The Motion Picture again.
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Speaker 2: That was your own fault.
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Speaker 3: Well, no.
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Speaker 8: I like that movie.
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Speaker 13: I think it's not as bad as people make.
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Speaker 7: It out to be.
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Speaker 2: I just re-watched it. It's been a while. It's just so.
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Speaker 12: Again, it's like a sci-fi movie of the 70s. It's
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Speaker 12: not based the way any of the rest of them are. No, no.
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Speaker 2: It's 2001, not Star Wars.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 8: Except for they decided.
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Speaker 13: Well, they wanted to do Star Wars, but I think
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Speaker 13: we just slowed it down to the pace of 2001.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 9: Um.
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Speaker 13: But I enjoyed it, again, and I always really like
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Speaker 13: Shatner in that, since it was his 80th birthday.
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Speaker 8: I'd celebrate that somehow.
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Speaker 12: I brought this up when I watched it recently. Is
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Speaker 12: it just me or is Spock kind of a jerk
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Speaker 12: in that whole movie?
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Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, he really is.
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Speaker 4: What is that about?
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Speaker 2: It's like out of the blue. It's like he wasn't
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Speaker 2: a jerk on the show. He's not a jerk in
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Speaker 2: the rest of the series.
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Speaker 13: Well, he went and did the colonar, which apparently is
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Speaker 13: Vulcan for makes you a jerk.
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Speaker 2: For douchebag.
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Speaker 8: Let's see, what else have I done this week?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 11: Um.
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Speaker 8: I know I watched something.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 8: What it was. Oh, I watched Terror Train. That was alright.
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Speaker 13: Just another one I was trying to prepare for Carter Hound.
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Speaker 13: It was kind of standard. Not really anything special.
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Speaker 2: I barely remember it. It's one of those I've watched
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Speaker 2: a long time ago and just haven't revisited.
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Speaker 13: Other than that, the only thing I did was I
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Speaker 13: watched season three of Most Haunted.
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Speaker 8: Because I love me some scared British people.
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Speaker 2: Wait for it. I hate British people.
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Speaker 7: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: That's why I said British people. Except for our British listeners,
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Speaker 2: who we love.
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Speaker 7: NS Club 7.
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Speaker 2: NS Club 7.
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Speaker 17: Obviously.
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Speaker 2: That goes without saying.
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Speaker 14: I pretty much like every British TV show.
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Speaker 7: I've ever watched.
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Speaker 1: I hate British people.
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Speaker 11: I should refrain.
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Speaker 9: I should refrain from this. I hate British people. I
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Speaker 9: hate their teeth. And I hate their comedy.
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Speaker 2: In their defense, there's a lot of scary American teeth,
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Speaker 2: by the way. That's true.
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Speaker 15: I'm joking, people.
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Speaker 18: Jesus Christ.
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Speaker 9: The teeth are just fine. I disagree.
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Speaker 18: I've not found a British comedy that I don't like.
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Speaker 9: I just don't think I'm smart enough to get it.
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Speaker 2: I like that reasoning.
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Speaker 8: I hate British comedy.
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Speaker 2: It's just like, woo!
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Speaker 18: It's not funny.
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Speaker 12: I don't care.
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Speaker 6: It's not funny.
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 8: I mentioned British people so you could say it.
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Speaker 2: I was getting my sandwich. It was deleted. I'm just
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Speaker 2: waiting for your beats at this point.
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Speaker 15: I was eating and I.
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Speaker 9: Was paying attention and then you... I was like, oh,
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Speaker 9: I must hate something. And the last thing that barely
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Speaker 9: settled through, I was like, ah.
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Speaker 8: Well, see, you would like most haunted things.
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Speaker 13: It's all British people running away from ghosts and screaming
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Speaker 13: and stuff.
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Speaker 9: I think it's hilarious. I can't stand that one.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Ghost Adventure, surely.
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Speaker 8: The one with the douchey hair.
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Speaker 13: Yeah, that's the guys that either want to beat up
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Speaker 13: or have sex with a ghost.
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Speaker 8: I'm unclear of which.
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Speaker 9: I saw it at a convention one time.
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Speaker 4: Maybe both.
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Speaker 9: I was like, ooh, I want to punch that guy
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Speaker 9: in the face, and I know he hurt me.
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Speaker 8: It's very upsetting to me that his name is also sad.
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Speaker 2: There's another sad problem.
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Speaker 12: What?
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Speaker 9: I'm Ghost Adventure.
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Speaker 7: What?
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Speaker 2: I'm Ghost Adventure. Bye-bye.
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Speaker 3: Bye-bye.
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Speaker 8: On Ghost Adventure. Do you ever watch Ghost Adventure?
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Speaker 19: No.
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Speaker 2: I haven't avoided it for a bad guy. You really should.
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Speaker 10: You should watch it.
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Speaker 9: Should I really or is.
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Speaker 2: This one of those like... You should watch it because
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Speaker 2: it's so bad. If you like a guy who threatens ghosts.
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Speaker 13: Yeah, he always like tight t-shirts and he's totally bald-faced.
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Speaker 2: Like, oh, a ghost come out here and take you down.
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Speaker 2: Take your back.
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Speaker 9: Interesting.
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Speaker 13: It's always like a tight t-shirt with a tribal design
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Speaker 13: on it or something.
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Speaker 15: Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 7: A bedazzled, like, muscle t-shirt sounds amazing. This guy sounds fantastic.
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Speaker 2: He is so cool.
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Speaker 13: It's like, I don't know, he comes from Vegas, but
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Speaker 13: he looks like he came there by way of Jersey Shore.
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Speaker 7: Okay, okay. Which is how a lot.
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Speaker 2: Of folks get there. Jersey Shore and sparkly Vegas, yeah.
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Speaker 7: Neat.
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Speaker 12: So do you want to share the most awesome moment
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Speaker 12: of your life this morning?
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Speaker 3: This morning?
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Speaker 20: Yeah.
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Speaker 13: I guess that would be meeting Mr. Joe Bob Briggs.
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Speaker 13: Who is pretty awesome.
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Speaker 2: I'll claim that. He won't claim that.
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Speaker 8: I know. I figured you'd like that. So I figured
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Speaker 8: I'd say it. Yeah, that was pretty amazing.
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Speaker 13: Getting to meet him and Lloyd Kaufman and Graydon Clark
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Speaker 13: all within like 30.
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Speaker 8: Minutes was pretty mind-blowing.
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Speaker 2: That's overwhelming.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, a little bit. It was kind of like, whoa,
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Speaker 8: wait a minute. But yeah, that was pretty awesome. It
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Speaker 8: was great to meet him. It's kind of been a
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Speaker 8: lifelong thing just about.
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Speaker 2: So.
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Speaker 13: My dad's living vicariously through me. He's already sent me
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Speaker 13: like three emails about what Joe Bob was like.
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Speaker 2: And you're taunting him.
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Speaker 11: I am.
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Speaker 7: I am.
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Speaker 8: Because I tried to get him to come up here
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Speaker 8: to beat Joe Bob. He wouldn't do it.
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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 8: I don't know. I'm trying to get him to go
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Speaker 8: to Cinema Wasteland now and meet Ginger Lynn.
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Speaker 4: I don't think it's.
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Speaker 11: Going to be that easy.
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Speaker 18: Do you know, like, the British being human? No, it's
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Speaker 18: pretty good.
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Speaker 9: I don't know.
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Speaker 18: It could be into the regular American version. In American,
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Speaker 18: it's not that good.
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Speaker 2: You haven't seen Sucker Punch, I'm assuming?
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 2: Unless you ran out last night and saw it.
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Speaker 8: No, I did not run out last night. If I
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Speaker 8: was not here, I'd probably let it happen.
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Speaker 2: I really want to see it when I get back
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Speaker 2: to town. I was looking forward to it.
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Speaker 13: Well, then again, my New Year's resolution this year was
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Speaker 13: to see more films in the theater. So far, it
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Speaker 13: is almost April, and I've seen no films in the theater.
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Speaker 2: It's hard to say. Up until the last two weeks,
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Speaker 2: I don't think I've seen.
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Speaker 15: I think.
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Speaker 2: Resident Evil was the last one we even saw. That's
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Speaker 2: the last thing I saw until.
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Speaker 4: The.
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Speaker 8: Last thing I really wanted to see was Black Swan.
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Speaker 8: I think it comes out on DVD, too, this year.
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Speaker 2: So it's probably bad.
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Speaker 8: So I guess I'll just see it there.
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Speaker 2: I finally had my big comeback, and what was it?
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Speaker 2: I went and saw Little Red Riding Hood.
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Speaker 7: Oh.
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Speaker 11: Awesome.
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Speaker 10: Go see it.
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Speaker 11: Sucker.
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Speaker 9: It's a little Twilight-y. I think I'd rather just see
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Speaker 9: the way it's true.
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Speaker 2: Have you not seen Alien?
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Speaker 8: I've not, but I love the show and I still
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Speaker 8: want to see it.
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Speaker 2: Again, it's like bad fun for 20-30 minutes.
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Speaker 7: Then it just becomes, is this over yet?
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Speaker 2: She was so nice though. She talked to me and
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Speaker 2: it scared me.
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Speaker 12: I love you.
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Speaker 9: You're so pretty.
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Speaker 11: I did.
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Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 9: You're so pretty.
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Speaker 11: I told her.
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Speaker 9: I didn't notice any freckles.
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Speaker 2: She wouldn't. I punched her in the face if she didn't.
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Speaker 2: You're so pretty.
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Speaker 14: Oh, never mind.
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Speaker 2: Oh, is that a freckle?
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Speaker 11: Never mind. I've got arm freckles.
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Speaker 9: What happened to my face, though? I don't think.
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Speaker 14: You just looked at your own face without a mirror.
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Speaker 2: That was awesome. That takes talent. How did you do that?
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Speaker 7: I can't do it again.
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Speaker 9: You missed it.
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Speaker 2: I collected it. You were even shot at that.
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Speaker 9: It's not just like you looked down. You looked over
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Speaker 9: your whole face.
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Speaker 7: It was amazing.
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Speaker 2: That's a skill.
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Speaker 18: I can't even look him out of the nose.
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Speaker 7: Look at this guy.
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Speaker 12: I don't think you're supposed to be able to, but
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Speaker 12: that was fun.
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Speaker 2: Did you see it?
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Speaker 7: I don't know if I can do it again.
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Speaker 9: I think I broke it the first time.
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Speaker 2: I don't think you're supposed to be able to.
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Speaker 14: That's why.
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Speaker 6: Could you demo what the hell sealing eyes is?
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Speaker 8: Okay, what are the other facial things that drive you?
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Speaker 2: You can't do a potato head.
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Speaker 15: I can't.
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Speaker 9: My face doesn't go potato face.
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Speaker 18: You don't have a face to do a potato head.
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Speaker 2: Who has a potato face?
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Speaker 9: Demi Moore's kid.
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Speaker 18: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 9: She doesn't have a potato head.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 8: So what other besides gingers and.
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Speaker 6: You always seem to be able to categorize people into
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Speaker 6: their hate groups.
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Speaker 9: Freckles. Some freckles are okay. Lucy Liu has cute freckles.
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Speaker 2: She's just cute.
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Speaker 12: I don't know.
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Speaker 9: I can't think of any specific. I have to look
15:47
Speaker 9: around for examples.
15:48
Speaker 2: Do you want to hate someone in this room?
15:51
Speaker 18: I hate people with lip rings.
15:52
Speaker 2: Let's see.
15:52
Speaker 18: I really do.
15:54
Speaker 3: Lip rings?
15:54
Speaker 5: Lip rings.
15:56
Speaker 2: I noticed that the other day. And I took mine
15:58
Speaker 2: out immediately.
15:59
Speaker 7: Yeah.
15:59
Speaker 9: Most facial piercings. You don't have your thingy in.
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Speaker 2: I lost it.
16:03
Speaker 9: How do you lose it?
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Speaker 14: I took it out because my nose was really snotty
16:06
Speaker 14: and it fell.
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Speaker 19: Out of my pocket.
16:09
Speaker 11: This is gross.
16:11
Speaker 9: People get too creative with their eyebrows. I don't like
16:14
Speaker 9: that shit. Oh, I don't know.
16:17
Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
16:18
Speaker 12: I didn't know you were like.
16:19
Speaker 9: She's on a roll. I was... Never mind. I'm done now.
16:22
Speaker 9: I can pull up.
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Speaker 18: No, I'm good.
16:23
Speaker 9: I'm talking about creative eyebrows.
16:25
Speaker 14: I don't like.
16:25
Speaker 9: Creative facial hair. That's the worst.
16:29
Speaker 7: Or.
16:30
Speaker 2: Scuttyness.
16:31
Speaker 11: Yeah.
16:32
Speaker 2: And swirliness.
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Speaker 18: Men who pluck their eyebrows for a spare.
16:35
Speaker 2: Stop it.
16:36
Speaker 9: I keep... I keep.
16:38
Speaker 12: I keep.
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Speaker 18: I keep.
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Speaker 9: Jay from getting the unibrow. No, that's one thing.
16:43
Speaker 18: Sculpted man brows?
16:45
Speaker 2: That's Jersey Shore. See, I thought this was gone. The
16:49
Speaker 2: other day I saw a guy with stuff shaved into
16:51
Speaker 2: his head. I was like, didn't they go out in
16:53
Speaker 2: like 91.
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Speaker 18: I'm okay with that.
16:56
Speaker 2: You're so than I am. I don't know. He just
16:59
Speaker 2: looked like a dwarf. He looked like he didn't match
17:02
Speaker 2: at all.
17:03
Speaker 14: I had like an hour long conversation with someone last
17:05
Speaker 14: night about how gross men without.
17:07
Speaker 1: Chest hair are.
17:08
Speaker 9: I hate chest hair.
17:09
Speaker 18: I hate men who don't have chest hair.
17:11
Speaker 1: I hate chest hair.
17:11
Speaker 18: No offense if you like.
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Speaker 9: He's got like five or six or something. He's Asian.
17:19
Speaker 9: It's okay.
17:19
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly.
17:21
Speaker 18: That's no big deal. But you're manly otherwise.
17:24
Speaker 14: But like, a guy who's not that manly, who doesn't
17:27
Speaker 14: really have any.
17:27
Speaker 2: Chest hair, I'm pretty sure. You're more of a boy. Shh,
17:32
Speaker 2: he doesn't have to know. I mean, I have, it's like,
17:34
Speaker 2: what's worse? What you need is baby and some shag carpet.
17:37
Speaker 8: A guy with no chest hair, or a guy who
17:39
Speaker 8: shaves his pubes.
17:45
Speaker 18: That's a close call.
17:46
Speaker 2: They're both pretty cool.
17:48
Speaker 14: Man, you know, we were actually talking about that, too.
17:52
Speaker 14: And that was a suggestion I made. I was like,
17:54
Speaker 14: if you throw a shaved.
17:56
Speaker 18: Ball from Spirit Dammit.
17:57
Speaker 9: To your chest, that was like the thing you would
18:00
Speaker 9: have in your hand.
18:02
Speaker 2: But no, my dad.
18:04
Speaker 9: I've seen him with his shirt off.
18:07
Speaker 7: Yeah.
18:07
Speaker 9: I never want to see that again. It looks like
18:09
Speaker 9: he's wearing.
18:09
Speaker 11: A sweater vest.
18:11
Speaker 8: He's like a bass man.
18:12
Speaker 18: Like, even on the back?
18:13
Speaker 11: Yes.
18:14
Speaker 7: Even on the back.
18:15
Speaker 8: Like, we've worn a t-shirt at all.
18:17
Speaker 3: Curls.
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Speaker 12: Curls. On the back, too.
18:19
Speaker 9: On the back.
18:21
Speaker 2: You make up your mind. You said you wanted Harry Chess.
18:24
Speaker 9: I said Harry Chess, not Harry Chess.
18:25
Speaker 2: That's a package deal. That's a package deal.
18:30
Speaker 18: That's why you get a hooker to shave your back
18:33
Speaker 18: for you.
18:34
Speaker 2: Well, I do, but not everybody's going to shave their back.
18:37
Speaker 12: And he had a bath mat, which is odd for
18:39
Speaker 12: a Japanese guy.
18:40
Speaker 2: I'm glad you can't grow beer. It'd take a while.
18:49
Speaker 9: It'd be sporadic.
18:51
Speaker 8: It'd be sporadic.
18:53
Speaker 9: We have main viewers.
18:54
Speaker 2: You won't let me go on my stuff either.
18:57
Speaker 11: They're stupid.
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Speaker 9: I don't like facial hair.
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Speaker 15: I'm sorry.
19:04
Speaker 9: Everybody knows that. Brian knows I don't like facial hair.
19:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like that's the first time I've heard this.
19:09
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I hear it on a weekly basis. I
19:11
Speaker 2: want a mustache, so I can use my mustache kit.
19:13
Speaker 9: You do have a lot of mustache kits.
19:15
Speaker 17: I do.
19:15
Speaker 18: For someone who does not have facial hair.
19:18
Speaker 2: I long for a mustache.
19:19
Speaker 8: I'm not allowed to have one.
19:20
Speaker 9: You can buy them at the dollar store.
19:22
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like how people collect.
19:24
Speaker 14: Dog figurines because they can't have an actual dog.
19:27
Speaker 8: That's why I hang out with Richie, because Richie's really cute.
19:29
Speaker 9: He's got a mustache like I do.
19:31
Speaker 7: Yeah.
19:31
Speaker 4: Anybody want a pickle?
19:34
Speaker 2: I'm not eating a pickle.
19:36
Speaker 9: What kind of pickle is it?
19:38
Speaker 2: It's a dill pickle.
19:39
Speaker 11: Like good?
19:40
Speaker 9: Yeah.
19:41
Speaker 8: Yay, pickle.
19:42
Speaker 9: That's fine.
19:43
Speaker 11: Thank you, Randy.
19:44
Speaker 2: You're very welcome.
19:47
Speaker 9: I like pickles.
19:48
Speaker 4: I'll bet it.
19:50
Speaker 8: Pickle-based happiness.
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20:29
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20:56
Speaker 11: Thanks, folks.
20:57
Speaker 2: And once again, welcome back.
21:00
Speaker 12: We're here again with Joe Bob Riggs, and we just
21:02
Speaker 12: wanted to stop by. I know you guys have got
21:05
Speaker 12: a project going now where you're moving into producing movies,
21:09
Speaker 12: is it?
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Speaker 21: Yep.
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Speaker 5: In the next year, we're going to be making ten
21:13
Speaker 5: horror films. These are all low-budget, kind of guerrilla filmmaking,
21:17
Speaker 5: but we're accepting script submissions. You know how the studios
21:22
Speaker 5: always say, don't send me... scripts unless they're submitted by
21:25
Speaker 5: an agent we'll screw that we'll read your script no
21:28
Speaker 5: matter how it comes in whether it comes in from
21:30
Speaker 5: an agent or from you directly and um we're um
21:35
Speaker 5: we're going to match the scripts with some young directors
21:39
Speaker 5: and we're going to make 10 movies in 10 movies
21:43
Speaker 5: and we're going to try to make 10 movies in
21:44
Speaker 5: 12 months so.
21:46
Speaker 12: That's really cool and uh it's good that you know
21:48
Speaker 12: just kind of leaving it out there for everybody so
21:50
Speaker 12: yeah it's uh Just wanted to get.
21:52
Speaker 2: The word out. Any specifics? It's not even specific to horror?
21:56
Speaker 5: Well, no, we're primarily making horror films. We're making all
22:00
Speaker 5: exploitation genres, but primarily horror right now just because it
22:06
Speaker 5: makes financial sense for us and it's my favorite genre
22:12
Speaker 5: and a lot of people are writing material for that
22:15
Speaker 5: genre right now. But we're also going to... make action,
22:21
Speaker 5: martial arts, thrillers, possibly some youth comedy. But primarily right
22:26
Speaker 5: now what we're interested in seeing.
22:28
Speaker 10: Is horror scripts.
22:29
Speaker 11: Cool.
22:30
Speaker 15: All right.
22:30
Speaker 5: You can send them, by the way, to scripts at joebobbriggs.com.
22:34
Speaker 2: All right, that's what I was going to ask. So
22:36
Speaker 2: actually just email over a different file?
22:38
Speaker 5: Just email any kind of file to scripts at joebobbriggs.com,
22:42
Speaker 5: or if you want to send a, there are a
22:43
Speaker 5: few people who want to send hard copies. If so,
22:46
Speaker 5: just write to me at joebob at joebobbriggs.com, and I'll
22:49
Speaker 5: tell you where to send the hard copy.
22:51
Speaker 2: All right, sounds good. Anything else you need to spread
22:53
Speaker 2: the word on?
22:55
Speaker 5: That's it.
22:57
Speaker 2: All right, we will help spread the word. Thank you again.
23:25
Speaker 10: Shit the bed!
23:26
Speaker 15: Well, howdy, folks!
23:27
Speaker 2: Come on in!
23:29
Speaker 9: Well, from the looks of them fancy britches and sassy
23:34
Speaker 9: little hairdos, y'all ain't from around here.
23:36
Speaker 2: Are ya?
23:37
Speaker 15: This is Sid Hagan. You're fucking around with Movie Meltdown.
23:41
Speaker 1: Why don't you just take your mama home some chicken,
23:44
Speaker 1: and then I won't have to stuff my boot all
23:46
Speaker 1: up in your ass.
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Speaker 12: All right, we're here with Andrew Robinson. Let's see. Especially here,
24:06
Speaker 12: you're probably getting a lot of horror and you've done
24:08
Speaker 12: a lot of action. I wanted to go with one
24:09
Speaker 12: out of character, at least on a lot of the stuff.
24:12
Speaker 12: The Liberace TV movie.
24:16
Speaker 2: I loved doing Liberace.
24:18
Speaker 12: It's such a decent version of him. Is it one
24:21
Speaker 12: that you put a lot of time into researching him?
24:23
Speaker 20: Oh, I did a lot of time researching him. I mean,
24:27
Speaker 20: mainly watching all of his TV shows, his specials, his movies,
24:33
Speaker 20: and really trying to get into the guy. Because when
24:37
Speaker 20: you're playing someone who's really existed and who was that
24:41
Speaker 20: out there, you really have to respect that.
24:47
Speaker 2: Maybe now it's different.
24:49
Speaker 20: I know the Soderbergh is doing a film with Michael Douglas,
24:54
Speaker 20: and maybe you can do sort of like a.
24:57
Speaker 20: A reconstruction or whatever, or deconstruction.
25:00
Speaker 2: Yeah.
25:02
Speaker 20: But at that time, I really wanted to find the
25:04
Speaker 20: essence of that man.
25:06
Speaker 12: Especially somebody like him, who is such a persona anyway.
25:10
Speaker 2: I like the scenes of him at home and the
25:12
Speaker 2: stuff of him as a real person.
25:14
Speaker 11: Yeah.
25:16
Speaker 7: Is it.
25:16
Speaker 12: I mean, it was just a few years after he died.
25:18
Speaker 12: Did you actually get to meet him before that?
25:21
Speaker 15: No.
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Speaker 1: Sadly, no.
25:23
Speaker 15: Because, you know, it was.
25:24
Speaker 20: It was amazing because I got to love him. You know,
25:29
Speaker 20: I mean, he really was a genuinely good man.
25:31
Speaker 10: Definitely.
25:32
Speaker 20: You know, who was caught in that whole thing, that whole,
25:35
Speaker 20: you know, gay, you know, closeted, you know, bullshit of
25:39
Speaker 20: the 40s and the 50s, you know, being very much
25:42
Speaker 20: a man of that time. And then plus, you know, really,
25:45
Speaker 20: really deathly afraid of losing his audience if he did
25:49
Speaker 20: come out.
25:50
Speaker 4: Of the closet.
25:50
Speaker 2: Which at that time probably would have.
25:52
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, yeah, truly.
25:54
Speaker 2: And it's phenomenal how talented he was.
25:56
Speaker 12: Like, to just go back and watch him play, yeah,
25:59
Speaker 12: he's amazing.
26:00
Speaker 2: Did you actually learn to play? No, no, my God.
26:03
Speaker 2: I learned how to fake it. That's equally as important.
26:06
Speaker 20: I mean, I learned how to fake it so well
26:08
Speaker 20: that there are a couple of times when, you know,
26:10
Speaker 20: they tie me and my hands into the piano.
26:14
Speaker 2: They fool you when you're watching it? I did play it.
26:17
Speaker 7: Yeah?
26:17
Speaker 9: Yeah.
26:30
Speaker 3: Welcome to a night of total terror.
26:37
Speaker 4: That's Mickey Mouse's penis.
26:42
Speaker 9: They don't look to be afraid.
26:43
Speaker 4: They look to be shocked.
26:44
Speaker 7: Here's vagina!
26:47
Speaker 5: Did you see Miley Cyrus' globulous breasts?
26:50
Speaker 15: Night of the Living Podcast.
26:54
Speaker 18: I found more syrup on my pants.
26:56
Speaker 4: There's our adventure in fear.
26:58
Speaker 18: There was, however, a guy using.
27:02
Speaker 2: An experience in shock.
27:04
Speaker 3: More shattering than your strangest nightmare.
27:06
Speaker 11: Penetration!
27:08
Speaker 15: Night of the Living Podcast.
27:12
Speaker 9: Ass to mouth is fantastic.
27:15
Speaker 2: Holy shit!
27:16
Speaker 15: That just happened. What's that bad man doing to my donkey?
27:19
Speaker 15: A night of total terror.
27:23
Speaker 2: I can't maintain this level of ridiculousness. They made a song.
27:26
Speaker 15: Night. of The Living Podcast.
27:45
Speaker 11: My mom listens to me now!
28:08
Speaker 4: We're here with Diane Franklin.
28:11
Speaker 2: I guess initially, how did you get into acting?
28:14
Speaker 7: Well, I started when I was about 10 years old.
28:18
Speaker 7: And actually, I'm going to give you some information, which
28:22
Speaker 7: is kind of funny. I actually am writing a book
28:24
Speaker 7: about how I got into the business and doing it
28:27
Speaker 7: right now. I'm actually editing the book. And it will
28:29
Speaker 7: be done probably in a couple of months. And then
28:31
Speaker 7: I think I'm going to announce it on Facebook. So
28:34
Speaker 7: if anyone's interested, they can just, you know, friend me.
28:37
Speaker 7: But it would be Diane Franklin and there's a picture
28:39
Speaker 7: of me from Better Off Dead on that particular site.
28:43
Speaker 7: But I'm going to be talking about all the movies
28:45
Speaker 7: and films I did in the 80s and how I started.
28:47
Speaker 7: And how does one get to be a babe? Do
28:49
Speaker 7: you know what I mean? A babe of the 80s,
28:52
Speaker 7: you know?
28:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a limited number. Not that many people fall
28:55
Speaker 2: into that category.
28:56
Speaker 7: Exactly. I mean, their dream, how do I become a babe?
29:00
Speaker 7: So I'll be able to help them, guide them through
29:03
Speaker 7: the steps.
29:03
Speaker 12: What I was interested in, especially for you at that time,
29:07
Speaker 12: it's like you come off of Last American Virgin and.
29:09
Speaker 2: Better Off Dead.
29:10
Speaker 12: You're a very idealized girl, you know? You're the perfect
29:14
Speaker 12: girl for these male characters.
29:15
Speaker 2: So it's like... Was that hard for you? Did it
29:18
Speaker 2: affect you, I guess, in your career?
29:20
Speaker 12: I mean, you're still a young girl at that point,
29:21
Speaker 12: so did that affect.
29:22
Speaker 2: You in your relationships?
29:24
Speaker 7: Oh, in my career?
29:25
Speaker 2: Or your relationship? I guess both, really.
29:27
Speaker 7: Funny, I don't know. I mean, I never thought about.
29:32
Speaker 9: It, actually.
29:33
Speaker 7: You know, I've always been a very up person, and
29:37
Speaker 7: I have a very... I have a lot of energy.
29:41
Speaker 7: And whenever I've done acting roles, I had to either
29:44
Speaker 7: pull it down, you know, bring it down, or... or
29:49
Speaker 7: like bring it up like in Terror Vision you know
29:50
Speaker 7: sort of like a cartoony kind of thing but I'm
29:53
Speaker 7: really happy that the way my career turns out turned
29:57
Speaker 7: out I would say just from all the different genres
30:00
Speaker 7: that I've been able to touch on I mean it's
30:03
Speaker 7: fun doing a horror film and it's fun playing somebody
30:05
Speaker 7: evil and it's great playing somebody wholesome and cute and
30:08
Speaker 7: it's wonderful playing a siren you know there's so many
30:10
Speaker 7: aspects of acting that are you know I think what
30:14
Speaker 7: I would have to say is I'm a very creative
30:16
Speaker 7: person and That excites me. I love doing many different things.
30:21
Speaker 7: That's why I love the accents. And I think the
30:23
Speaker 7: hardest thing coming from Virgin and even maybe Amityville is
30:27
Speaker 7: that I didn't want to get sucked into an area
30:31
Speaker 7: in my acting where I wasn't going to be able
30:34
Speaker 7: to be creative in other ways than just being the
30:37
Speaker 7: sultry girl.
30:38
Speaker 2: I wanted to move.
30:39
Speaker 7: On and just be able to experiment. Not that I
30:42
Speaker 7: wouldn't have... I didn't learn great things and have great
30:45
Speaker 7: experiences from that as well. I embraced everything. But I
30:47
Speaker 7: really feel like for me as a creative person, I really,
30:53
Speaker 7: really enjoyed touching on all those different groups. So I
30:56
Speaker 7: like playing the ingenue. I like playing all the characters
30:59
Speaker 7: that I've done. So it's fun.
31:01
Speaker 2: But I guess it didn't throw off your personal life
31:03
Speaker 2: since you hadn't thought.
31:03
Speaker 7: Of that before.
31:04
Speaker 2: Right.
31:06
Speaker 7: Oh.
31:07
Speaker 2: But then you mentioned Amityville, too. What was that shoot
31:09
Speaker 2: like going into that?
31:10
Speaker 7: Well, that one I will get into more detail in
31:12
Speaker 7: my book because that's juicy.
31:14
Speaker 15: Yeah.
31:15
Speaker 7: That is a juicy shoot. But I'll say that.
31:20
Speaker 7: I don't regret doing it. I mean, certainly I think
31:23
Speaker 7: that it was a really wonderful experience working with the actors, obviously.
31:30
Speaker 7: And I also just really, I liked doing horror. I thought,
31:35
Speaker 7: you know, it's so cool back, you know, behind the
31:38
Speaker 7: scenes to see how things are made. And it also
31:40
Speaker 7: had a different tone of the other films that I've done.
31:43
Speaker 7: You know, the feeling when you're working changes from film
31:46
Speaker 7: to film. And I'm glad I had that experience.
31:49
Speaker 9: So, it was interesting.
31:54
Speaker 7: You know, I think with acting, I'm so fortunate to
31:59
Speaker 7: be able to have acted so much. And I think
32:02
Speaker 7: today with all the reality television, And I think that's
32:05
Speaker 7: what's difficult is now, you're hiring somebody who is who
32:08
Speaker 7: they are, and you can't go to them and say, ooh,
32:12
Speaker 7: what was it like to play this? Tell them what
32:15
Speaker 7: is it like to be you, you know? And I
32:17
Speaker 7: think what's fun is that I feel I was very
32:20
Speaker 7: blessed to be able to be an actress at a
32:24
Speaker 7: time when there was a lot of acting work. And
32:27
Speaker 7: although there is a lot of acting work still, I'm
32:30
Speaker 7: hoping that actors still stay popular in the eyes of
32:34
Speaker 7: the public. And that they really are interested in the
32:37
Speaker 7: creative process and the acting aspect of creating characters. And
32:42
Speaker 7: also the transformations of actors. It's fascinating.
32:45
Speaker 2: It's a massively different scene. than it was right.
32:48
Speaker 7: It is it is but I will say one thing
32:51
Speaker 7: you know there's a lot of actors out there and
32:53
Speaker 7: you as an actor you need to have a quality
32:58
Speaker 7: you need to be likable and people there has to
33:04
Speaker 7: be something that you have to say as an actor
33:06
Speaker 7: maybe like a little charisma something that as a performer
33:11
Speaker 7: you have something to say some people know how to
33:15
Speaker 7: say um uh Some people know how to say, you know, bravery.
33:22
Speaker 7: Some people know how to say, you know, strength domineering.
33:26
Speaker 7: I don't know, whatever. And when I'm saying that, it's
33:29
Speaker 7: just the way they express themselves. And when you are
33:31
Speaker 7: an audience member, you look to them, you know, in
33:34
Speaker 7: your situation, you look to them and say, what is
33:37
Speaker 7: it that you have to say as an actor? It's
33:39
Speaker 7: not just the script. The script is absolutely essential. But
33:42
Speaker 7: the actor is to bring something to their roles. And
33:44
Speaker 7: I think that is... what I really enjoy about all
33:47
Speaker 7: the films, you know, that each role got me a
33:50
Speaker 7: chance to express different parts of myself and, you know,
33:53
Speaker 7: different parts of my personality, and I just, I really
33:56
Speaker 7: had a great time.
33:58
Speaker 2: And then, I guess, how did you get into Bill
34:00
Speaker 2: and Ted?
34:00
Speaker 7: Oh, Bill and Ted, wow. I feel like Ted's was, like,
34:04
Speaker 7: I guess towards the end of the 80s. Like, I
34:06
Speaker 7: think it was 89. And the director saw me in,
34:10
Speaker 7: I think, some things... Herrick. And he saw me, and
34:15
Speaker 7: I think he wanted me to... Oh, I know. He
34:17
Speaker 7: wanted me to come in and originally read for a
34:19
Speaker 7: different part. And so I get into details about that
34:23
Speaker 7: more in the book. But it was.
34:26
Speaker 7: Really fun. I enjoyed working with the guys, too. And
34:30
Speaker 7: it was an interesting shoot, because we had to go
34:31
Speaker 7: to a lot of different places to shoot it. So, yeah,
34:34
Speaker 7: it was good. I enjoyed it.
34:36
Speaker 2: That was another one with, you know, early on with Keanu.
34:39
Speaker 2: How was he at the time?
34:41
Speaker 12: I mean, he's definitely taken a different transformation as an
34:44
Speaker 12: actor as years have gone by.
34:45
Speaker 7: Yeah, Keanu was... to me always really nice um he
34:49
Speaker 7: was a little shy as i remember but i think
34:52
Speaker 7: um i felt so fortunate to be able to see
34:55
Speaker 7: him play that part yeah he was so funny and
34:58
Speaker 7: i he let out a part of him that um
35:01
Speaker 7: i don't think he's ever let out after not really
35:04
Speaker 7: he was trying to do more serious things so i
35:07
Speaker 7: felt fortunate that i got to work with him when
35:09
Speaker 7: he was you know playing that character yeah.
35:11
Speaker 2: It's just And he and Alex Winter worked so well together. Absolutely.
35:15
Speaker 2: It's a shame they didn't work outside of those two movies.
35:17
Speaker 12: It's like they would have been a good team in
35:19
Speaker 12: other projects.
35:20
Speaker 7: Yeah, but, you know, and then they all wanted to go,
35:22
Speaker 7: I guess, their separate directions. So it's a prized piece
35:28
Speaker 7: of Hades.
35:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, you captured that moment. You're all there.
35:32
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
35:34
Speaker 12: And then, I guess, yeah, we're getting into different... We
35:36
Speaker 12: kind of sit there every week and do movies that
35:39
Speaker 12: we like. So I guess, you know, is there anything
35:40
Speaker 12: that you've been watching lately or stuff that you favor
35:43
Speaker 12: as movies?
35:44
Speaker 11: Okay, I have.
35:45
Speaker 7: I mean, and I have to do this plug. I
35:46
Speaker 7: know this is kind of funny. My daughter is a huge...
35:50
Speaker 7: flight of the concords fan i don't know if you
35:51
Speaker 7: know them oh yeah and so we've been following all
35:54
Speaker 7: their career and uh i know you know jimmy's doing
35:57
Speaker 7: men in black right now i'm gonna like three so
35:59
Speaker 7: i'm gonna plug that because i think it's gonna be
36:00
Speaker 7: wonderful um certainly dinner for schmucks he was incredible and
36:04
Speaker 7: he was wonderful i mean you can't he just makes
36:07
Speaker 7: you smile that guy is bringing joy to the world
36:09
Speaker 7: and brett is awesome i haven't seen his new films
36:12
Speaker 7: but i know he's gonna come out so i'd have
36:14
Speaker 7: just to say if you don't know about flight of
36:15
Speaker 7: the concords Check them out, whether it be their HBO
36:19
Speaker 7: show or their music or any of the films they've done.
36:22
Speaker 7: I really liked... Eagle vs. Shark, Jermaine was in that,
36:27
Speaker 7: and it was a great film. I think it's a
36:29
Speaker 7: New Zealand film.
36:30
Speaker 12: Yeah.
36:30
Speaker 7: But, you know, I think it's wonderful to have people
36:34
Speaker 7: in the world who make people laugh, you know? And that,
36:37
Speaker 7: I think, is just so important. So check those guys out.
36:40
Speaker 2: Definitely. And then did you, I don't know, what else
36:43
Speaker 2: you wanted to pass on?
36:44
Speaker 11: Oh.
36:44
Speaker 2: Adventures of Lass, was that something?
36:46
Speaker 7: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay, so people have asked
36:48
Speaker 7: me if I'm acting now, and I actually am acting now,
36:52
Speaker 7: but I have been acting in my daughter's films. She's
36:55
Speaker 7: a filmmaker. She actually won an award when she was
36:58
Speaker 7: 12 for her first movie in 2008 called The Adventures
37:02
Speaker 7: of Glass. And we have, she's done sequels since then,
37:05
Speaker 7: and now she did The Adventures of Glass 2 and
37:08
Speaker 7: the third one. And the third one now I have
37:11
Speaker 7: at about 10 film festivals. for her so that she
37:15
Speaker 7: can get some more credo on what she's doing. She
37:19
Speaker 7: is 14 now, but she is a gifted filmmaker and
37:24
Speaker 7: she is an incredible writer and director. She wants to direct.
37:26
Speaker 7: Her goal is to direct before she's 18. But professionally...
37:30
Speaker 7: But she's in Mensa. She's in Stag. She's in After.
37:32
Speaker 7: I mean, she's like, she's already done. She has a
37:35
Speaker 7: lot of her background, but she can handle it. And
37:38
Speaker 7: so I'm really trying to support her career as a filmmaker.
37:42
Speaker 7: And she is brilliant. Honestly, I would not be doing
37:45
Speaker 7: her films if they weren't funny. So Disadventures of Last
37:48
Speaker 7: is the first one. Well, they're all sort of.
37:53
Speaker 7: They're parodies of Little House on the Prairie mixed with
37:57
Speaker 7: Malcolm in the Middle. They're like dysfunctional families in prairie time. Nice.
38:02
Speaker 16: And I play a woman from a place called Skur Ireland,
38:06
Speaker 16: which is a place that was discovered by the Irish,
38:08
Speaker 16: the English, and the Scottish, which obviously can't happen because
38:12
Speaker 16: they're kind of friendship.
38:13
Speaker 7: And they all, you know, didn't get along. It's always
38:15
Speaker 7: really funny. So I talk like this and we're all
38:17
Speaker 7: eating potatoes. And there's this family... And I look very
38:22
Speaker 7: funny in the movie, and I play mom. So it's hysterical.
38:26
Speaker 7: So you guys will hear about her, and her name
38:29
Speaker 7: is Olivia De Laurentiis. Nice family name. So you will
38:34
Speaker 7: hear about her in the future, I'm sure in the
38:36
Speaker 7: next couple of years. And if we win the film festival,
38:39
Speaker 7: she's already written a feature film, so we want to
38:41
Speaker 7: move forward and see if we can... move that forward
38:44
Speaker 7: and make that film maybe this summer so that's yeah
38:48
Speaker 7: my life is full of entertainment.
38:50
Speaker 2: Passing it on to the next generation.
38:52
Speaker 7: Exactly and my son I have to say he does
38:53
Speaker 7: the music for the film and he's an incredible gifted
38:56
Speaker 7: guitarist so and songwriter so we're good and my husband's
39:01
Speaker 7: awesome too but we're just you know I'm just staying
39:04
Speaker 7: focused on the kids I love my husband okay I
39:07
Speaker 7: love you Ray okay so just sharing that all right
39:10
Speaker 7: and that's the scoop All right.
39:12
Speaker 12: Anything else you wanted to pass along?
39:13
Speaker 2: You said to friend you on Facebook. Was there any other?
39:15
Speaker 7: Oh, yes. If you're interested in my book, then friend
39:20
Speaker 7: me on Facebook, Diane Franklin, and look for the picture
39:22
Speaker 7: of me from Better Off Dead that's black and white
39:24
Speaker 7: with the hat. That's the one that I'm just taking
39:27
Speaker 7: on everybody's request. French requests and then what I'll do
39:32
Speaker 7: is I will announce it on Facebook and we'll figure
39:34
Speaker 7: out where I'll be selling the book signing the book
39:38
Speaker 7: and opening but I just so appreciate you guys being
39:39
Speaker 7: interested in this 80s actress you know.
39:43
Speaker 12: You had some monumental movies so it's yeah thank.
39:47
Speaker 7: You very much I appreciate.
39:48
Speaker 12: It and accent I think that is it is it good?
39:52
Speaker 7: Is that okay?
40:04
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41:54
Speaker 1: It's part of your problem, you know.
41:56
Speaker 3: You haven't seen enough movies.
42:01
Speaker 2: All of life's.
42:01
Speaker 11: Riddles are answered in the movies.
42:08
Speaker 2: And now, on.
42:10
Speaker 15: With the show.
42:14
Speaker 11: What a peaceful world this world would be.
42:18
Speaker 15: Redheads not warheads.
42:21
Speaker 7: Blondes not bombs.
42:23
Speaker 11: Ooh We're talking about.
42:25
Speaker 15: Brunettes, not fighter jets.
42:28
Speaker 19: Oh, it's got to be sweet 16s, not M16s.
42:32
Speaker 7: When will the government realize it's got to be punk
42:36
Speaker 7: and sexy ladies?
42:36
Speaker 18: So let's see, where the hell are we?
42:39
Speaker 16: Four Seasons?
42:39
Speaker 2: Four Seasons. All right, so we are hanging out at
42:54
Speaker 2: the Four Seasons here in Indianapolis.
42:57
Speaker 9: Four Seasons.
43:00
Speaker 2: Let's see.
43:01
Speaker 8: I thought it was a hotel, but apparently it's food.
43:03
Speaker 2: Only in larger cities. Here it's a restaurant.
43:08
Speaker 7: Hmm.
43:08
Speaker 2: We also roped Jeffy in. Hello. If you've been around
43:12
Speaker 2: for a long, long time, you witnessed her on another show.
43:16
Speaker 7: Sort of.
43:16
Speaker 2: You didn't really hear anything, but she was there.
43:18
Speaker 9: You'd think being around a microphone as much as she
43:22
Speaker 9: has her entire life, she would know how they work.
43:25
Speaker 2: Didn't seem to, no.
43:28
Speaker 9: I was thinking it'd be okay.
43:30
Speaker 2: Okay, go for it.
43:32
Speaker 11: No.
43:33
Speaker 2: I don't think right now.
43:34
Speaker 4: Fine. Slack.
43:36
Speaker 9: She was fine until you started recording. She's been blabbering
43:39
Speaker 9: all day. I'm talking.
43:42
Speaker 7: I'm joking.
43:43
Speaker 9: Grab that lip and I'm going to pull over this table.
43:47
Speaker 2: There's the Misty we know.
43:50
Speaker 12: We've been wondering who this bright and shiny person was
43:52
Speaker 12: that's been.
43:53
Speaker 2: Hanging out with us all day.
43:55
Speaker 18: I wonder if we paid the register or if we paid...
43:58
Speaker 18: I think up there, because.
44:00
Speaker 12: If we have any stories we didn't tell, I thought
44:02
Speaker 12: something happened recently.
44:03
Speaker 2: Oh, you want to tell the creepy guy story?
44:05
Speaker 9: No, I've already told that story like five times.
44:08
Speaker 2: Yes, they were creepy.
44:09
Speaker 7: Creepy and drunk.
44:10
Speaker 9: Hey, I didn't eat your napkin. You were sitting on it.
44:14
Speaker 9: I didn't eat my napkin.
44:17
Speaker 18: Did you eat turtle pancakes?
44:18
Speaker 9: Yeah, I made a turtle pancake. That was pretty sick.
44:20
Speaker 2: I like turtles.
44:21
Speaker 7: I like turtles, too.
44:22
Speaker 18: Lisa Marie took a stalker picture of you.
44:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least you look like a codder. Tell the
44:27
Speaker 2: story about how you yelled at Lisa Marie.
44:29
Speaker 9: I didn't yell at her.
44:30
Speaker 2: You scolded her.
44:31
Speaker 9: I just, I just, are you taking stalker pictures?
44:34
Speaker 2: Well, wait, tell the whole thing for me.
44:35
Speaker 9: I was standing there while you were talking to.
44:37
Speaker 2: Diane Franklin.
44:38
Speaker 9: And I was just standing there, minding my own business,
44:39
Speaker 9: and I looked down, and there's Lisa Marie, and she's
44:40
Speaker 9: staring into her camera, and she's tilting it towards me. Like,
44:43
Speaker 9: right at my purse. Like, there's no other... She was
44:46
Speaker 9: close enough that there's nothing else she could possibly be
44:48
Speaker 9: pointing it at. And I started to take a picture,
44:53
Speaker 9: and she didn't see me at all. I looked at her,
44:55
Speaker 9: and I was like, are you taking stalker pictures? And
44:57
Speaker 9: she was like... Yes. She kind of cowered down like
45:00
Speaker 9: I was yelling at her. I saw her doing it later, too.
45:04
Speaker 9: After I said something, she was turning her camera towards
45:05
Speaker 9: other people. And I'm just like, okay. I guess you've
45:09
Speaker 9: been sitting at this table long enough. You've got to
45:11
Speaker 9: do something to entertain yourself.
45:12
Speaker 2: I told you. I heard now she's also a photographer.
45:15
Speaker 2: So she's gone from being a model to also a photographer.
45:17
Speaker 9: So now my purse and watermelon are going to be art.
45:20
Speaker 9: Or my crotch.
45:21
Speaker 2: I can't tell. She's going to have one of those shows.
45:24
Speaker 2: She did work with Mapplethorpe, so you know.
45:27
Speaker 9: She was nice to me when we first got there,
45:29
Speaker 9: but she just seemed kind of.
45:30
Speaker 2: I told you she gave me a weird look. I
45:31
Speaker 2: don't know what was up with that.
45:33
Speaker 18: She seemed really sweet at first. I think she was
45:35
Speaker 18: just really tired of being there.
45:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she was bored. That's why she gave
45:40
Speaker 2: me that look. She was getting groggy.
45:42
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was really cold in there.
45:45
Speaker 2: Only at the end.
45:46
Speaker 12: Like, earlier in the day it was ridiculously hot when
45:48
Speaker 12: all those people were there. And then it's like they
45:50
Speaker 12: cranked up the A.C., everybody left to go get the
45:52
Speaker 12: Captain Spalding picture, and it was like 20 degrees again.
45:56
Speaker 9: Your girl was shivering over there.
45:57
Speaker 7: That was exactly all.
45:59
Speaker 9: And she's like, oh, sweetie, you're so cold. And I'm like,
46:04
Speaker 9: I know, it was not weird.
46:05
Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, I know, and now it's freezing.
46:07
Speaker 9: I don't know if I made her.
46:09
Speaker 11: She was so nice.
46:09
Speaker 2: Diane was very nice.
46:10
Speaker 9: I know I've seen her movies. I know she was
46:12
Speaker 9: in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
46:13
Speaker 2: She's one of the princesses.
46:15
Speaker 8: Yes.
46:15
Speaker 7: And she was so ridiculously nice and sweet.
46:18
Speaker 9: If it hadn't been for her, you wouldn't have got
46:21
Speaker 9: the interview because that.
46:22
Speaker 6: Guy was just like, no, we're done.
46:24
Speaker 15: She was like, no, we're good.
46:25
Speaker 12: What can't we do?
46:26
Speaker 18: She was so sweet.
46:27
Speaker 9: She's awesome.
46:28
Speaker 2: And she was all up on you, too.
46:29
Speaker 11: I'm not going to.
46:30
Speaker 9: Complain about that. All up on your business.
46:35
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go that far.
46:38
Speaker 10: I'm joking.
46:39
Speaker 9: She's a real nice lady.
46:41
Speaker 2: I don't think her husband would appreciate it.
46:43
Speaker 9: He wouldn't either, I think.
46:45
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
46:46
Speaker 18: Don't ask, don't tell.
46:47
Speaker 2: That's right.
46:48
Speaker 12: I did say, yeah, what happens at her house stays
46:50
Speaker 12: at her house.
46:52
Speaker 9: Don't ask, don't tell.
46:53
Speaker 18: You're already in a motel.
46:54
Speaker 2: I mean.
46:56
Speaker 9: Are you all going back to party?
46:58
Speaker 2: Randy wasn't using that other bed.
47:00
Speaker 4: I mean, you know.
47:02
Speaker 18: And there was a pocket door.
47:03
Speaker 14: It's like two separate rooms.
47:07
Speaker 2: Lord Almighty.
47:10
Speaker 12: Any other words of wisdom we need to send them
47:12
Speaker 12: off with?
47:14
Speaker 9: Don't let drunk guys convince you to take their picture
47:17
Speaker 9: because then they will not leave you alone for the rest.
47:19
Speaker 2: Of the day.
47:20
Speaker 8: And you can walk around a horror movie convention with weapons.
47:25
Speaker 8: real weapons, and nobody seems to notice.
47:27
Speaker 2: We only took out three people. Nobody noticed.
47:30
Speaker 9: He was carrying around a mace all day. Jessie just
47:32
Speaker 9: looks confused. She did the puppy dog head tilt.
47:35
Speaker 2: Hmm? Well, no, I was thinking about the guy in Memphis.
47:39
Speaker 9: Oh, the guy with the machetes?
47:41
Speaker 12: Yeah.
47:42
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
47:43
Speaker 9: In Memphis, we were walking out of the hotel room,
47:45
Speaker 9: and there was a guy sharpening his three machetes with
47:49
Speaker 9: a grinder.
47:50
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
47:51
Speaker 7: He had one for each of us.
47:52
Speaker 18: He was going to kill us.
47:55
Speaker 2: You were asking.
47:55
Speaker 6: I want to thank Randy for being awesome.
48:02
Speaker 2: Yes, Randy, you are awesome. Thank you again. I almost
48:05
Speaker 2: called him Rondy.
48:06
Speaker 11: Rondy.
48:07
Speaker 12: Rondy.
48:07
Speaker 7: Thank you, Rondy.
48:08
Speaker 9: And thank you to all the other people we met today,
48:12
Speaker 9: or we met. Like that one guy who I didn't
48:14
Speaker 9: remember that I met before. I introduced myself again. I
48:16
Speaker 9: feel bad.
48:17
Speaker 2: I had no idea who he was. You did that
48:18
Speaker 2: with a lot of people, so anybody who's already met her,
48:20
Speaker 2: just go along with it. Her brain doesn't remember that
48:22
Speaker 2: much stuff.
48:23
Speaker 4: And Fozzie.
48:24
Speaker 8: Hi, Fozzie.
48:25
Speaker 9: Hey, how's it going?
48:26
Speaker 7: And middle Mikey.
48:29
Speaker 18: I once made up a song.
48:30
Speaker 9: About Randy, but I can't.
48:31
Speaker 21: Remember the words.
48:34
Speaker 9: Uh-oh.
48:35
Speaker 18: I'm just letting you know.
48:36
Speaker 9: I don't have it prepared.
48:38
Speaker 18: I'll get it.
48:39
Speaker 2: And then give it to Jessie, and she will do
48:41
Speaker 2: a full-on performance.
48:42
Speaker 18: Give me something to do.
48:44
Speaker 15: Yay!
48:44
Speaker 11: Randy seems so.
48:49
Speaker 9: Is it a theme song or like a devotional?
48:51
Speaker 18: It's like, Randy, you're so, so, I don't know.
48:56
Speaker 2: Dandy?
48:57
Speaker 1: Dandy.
48:57
Speaker 2: I don't know if he wants that song.
49:00
Speaker 9: When it comes to tools, you are handy.
49:04
Speaker 18: It's exactly like that. You're as sweet as candy.
49:08
Speaker 11: Oh, Randy. Randy.
49:12
Speaker 17: Oh, whoa.
49:13
Speaker 2: Oh, God.
49:14
Speaker 17: I mean.
49:14
Speaker 7: What else was with Randy? I don't know. Randy, Candy, Dandy.
49:18
Speaker 11: Sandy.
49:19
Speaker 14: When you go to the beach, it sure is Sandy.
49:24
Speaker 2: This is why you guys aren't in charge of writing songs.
49:28
Speaker 9: I once saw a movie that had Jessica Dandy.
49:30
Speaker 7: Oh.
49:35
Speaker 13: My favorite thing was there was a guy I worked
49:36
Speaker 13: with who was convinced that he was a real good rapper.
49:40
Speaker 8: And he was like, man, I could rap anything.
49:42
Speaker 1: I could rhyme.
49:43
Speaker 2: I got crazy rhymes. He's like, I rhyme any word.
49:46
Speaker 8: And I was like, I'll give you a word that
49:47
Speaker 8: you can't rhyme with.
49:48
Speaker 1: And he was like, what?
49:48
Speaker 15: I was like, silver.
49:52
Speaker 8: Okay, maybe I can't rhyme with that, but give me
49:56
Speaker 8: something else.
49:56
Speaker 11: Orange.
49:59
Speaker 2: Man, why you got to pull out words? I can't
50:01
Speaker 2: rhyme them. I thought you said you could rhyme any words.
50:04
Speaker 2: You were this master wordsmith.
50:05
Speaker 8: Man, why do you got to do that to me?
50:07
Speaker 7: Purple.
50:07
Speaker 12: Purple.
50:08
Speaker 2: Circle.
50:08
Speaker 9: That's a song?
50:08
Speaker 19: Yeah.
50:09
Speaker 9: Circle?
50:10
Speaker 10: Maple circle.
50:11
Speaker 2: Wow.
50:12
Speaker 9: That's a country song.
50:13
Speaker 7: Yeah.
50:14
Speaker 1: It's on the.
50:14
Speaker 2: Country station all the time.
50:16
Speaker 7: How's it go?
50:18
Speaker 9: I don't know.
50:18
Speaker 7: Dang me. Dang me.
50:19
Speaker 9: That's why you don't listen to these songs.
50:21
Speaker 7: Tree.
50:31
Speaker 2: Oh, what'd you eat for me?
50:32
Speaker 14: Yeah, when Andrew was putting my shelf together, his foot
50:36
Speaker 14: was on my Roger Miller record.
50:38
Speaker 18: And I was screaming, like.
50:39
Speaker 8: Get your foot off my Roger Miller record!
50:42
Speaker 12: Oh my god!
50:43
Speaker 18: I freaked out.
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Speaker 9: It was sweet.
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Speaker 7: But still, it was made for circle. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 9: Those are the red and white.
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Speaker 2: They're purple.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: I got it now that you said it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 18: Yeah, how's that for your wrap-up?
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Speaker 9: That makes you want to wrap it up right about now.
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Speaker 2: That's pure gold.
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Speaker 4: That's silver.
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Speaker 2: Now we're on with that.
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Speaker 12: Do you want to thank that tall girl for not
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Speaker 12: showing us her under area?
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Speaker 2: Which one?
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Speaker 9: The hot tall girl?
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Speaker 2: No, the normal tall girl.
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Speaker 9: Oh, normal tall girl?
51:19
Speaker 2: The slutty outfit?
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We did not see her under business this time. This time.
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Speaker 9: No under carriage.
51:25
Speaker 11: No.
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Speaker 9: She's really tall, and she likes to wear really short,
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Speaker 9: short skirts, and she.
51:31
Speaker 2: Likes to bend over.
51:32
Speaker 9: And sometimes she likes to wear underpants.
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Speaker 2: Not always, but sometimes.
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Speaker 18: But are you sure sometimes she does?
51:39
Speaker 9: She's worn them for a while.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I heard last time she didn't. By the
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Speaker 2: end of the night, she was not wearing them.
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Speaker 9: And that one tall girl was really pretty.
51:48
Speaker 2: You're really pretty. Yeah, would you like to award her the,
51:51
Speaker 2: what was the title we gave her?
51:52
Speaker 9: Babe of the Convention?
51:53
Speaker 18: Yeah, Babe of the Convention.
51:55
Speaker 9: We don't know her name, but you know somebody who
51:57
Speaker 9: knows her.
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Speaker 2: I'll see if I can find out her name, and
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Speaker 2: then we can, if you want to pass it.
52:01
Speaker 7: On to her.
52:01
Speaker 2: I'll make her a sash.
52:02
Speaker 18: I'll bedazzle a sash for her.
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Speaker 8: How about a crown?
52:04
Speaker 12: Would you give her a crown?
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Speaker 9: I have a heterosexual girl crush on her.
52:11
Speaker 8: And I will make her a five-pound spiked scepter.
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Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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Speaker 10: With two big people.
52:16
Speaker 2: Zombie-killing scepters. That's what more of these award shows need.
52:20
Speaker 2: Miss America. Screw the singing and dancing. dancing nonsense.
52:23
Speaker 12: I want to see her kill about six zombies and
52:25
Speaker 12: then give her speech on how she would change the
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Speaker 12: world by killing more zombies.
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Speaker 9: Now I'm cold. She was gorgeous.
52:35
Speaker 11: She was.
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Speaker 9: And tall. But not in a weird way.
52:39
Speaker 2: In a good way.
52:40
Speaker 9: And she was nice.
52:41
Speaker 2: And yeah, that was probably her best selling point. She
52:43
Speaker 2: actually seemed very cool and nice.
52:45
Speaker 9: She talked to us.
52:45
Speaker 2: Which most girls they're not.
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Speaker 12: Yeah, and she had sense and didn't have sense enough
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Speaker 12: to not talk to us.
52:52
Speaker 9: I was in my nice phase at that point. I
52:55
Speaker 9: was very chit-chatty today, which is strange.
52:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know what the hell happened to Misty
52:58
Speaker 2: this time around.
52:59
Speaker 9: I was friendly to most people. Even the guy who
53:03
Speaker 9: thought I was robbing.
53:06
Speaker 2: Which I still say you are not a Robin. I've
53:08
Speaker 2: seen Robins. I've known Robins. You are no Robin.
53:11
Speaker 9: Is that good or bad?
53:12
Speaker 2: It's kind of good, really.
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Speaker 18: Do you look like a Robin?
53:15
Speaker 2: Not really, no.
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Speaker 9: According to the best, I sound or look like a Misty.
53:21
Speaker 11: I can't remember.
53:22
Speaker 9: What did George Romero say?
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Speaker 2: I thought he said you sound like a Misty. Which
53:26
Speaker 2: I was like, what does that mean? I don't know,
53:29
Speaker 2: but it's awesome. He said it with big glasses, and
53:32
Speaker 2: that made it awesome. Yeah. Old men in big glasses.
53:36
Speaker 2: He was awesome. That's the deal with filming in big glasses.
53:39
Speaker 9: You sound like a Misty at home. Listeners, do I
53:41
Speaker 9: sound like a Misty at home?
53:42
Speaker 2: I think yes. A resounding yes will come back.
53:46
Speaker 9: I sound awesome.
53:48
Speaker 2: That sounds like Misty to me.
53:50
Speaker 9: I never changed from that one.
53:51
Speaker 2: I've just been nicer.
53:54
Speaker 9: My awesomeness has not been challenged. Or diminished.
53:58
Speaker 7: I was just nicer to people today than normal.
54:02
Speaker 9: Don't get used to it.
54:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, do not get used to it.
54:05
Speaker 9: It ain't a new thing. It's just a passing trend.
54:09
Speaker 2: It's a trial.
54:10
Speaker 9: It's because my butt touched Sean Patrick Flannery. And I've
54:15
Speaker 9: been seeing Sean Patrick Flannery all day.
54:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, she kind of is. Every few minutes, she'll just
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Speaker 2: start dancing around and be like, I touched Sean Patrick
54:22
Speaker 2: Flannery with my butt.
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Speaker 12: That was a recent addition because she started looking up
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Speaker 12: close on the photo.
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Speaker 2: She's zooming in to see what parts of them touched.
54:30
Speaker 9: So I wanted my face to touch his, but I was.
54:33
Speaker 2: Afraid it would stink.
54:35
Speaker 9: I told Jesse, I'm like, what if it's like silly putty?
54:37
Speaker 9: What if I put like a newsprint on it? Yeah,
54:40
Speaker 9: we were trying to decide. She was like, he's probably
54:45
Speaker 9: like a Ken doll.
54:46
Speaker 2: I'm like, no. With complete assurance, no. He's not like
54:53
Speaker 2: a Ken doll.
54:54
Speaker 1: No.
54:55
Speaker 2: No, no. There's a few things I know in this world,
54:58
Speaker 2: but no. This is one of them.
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Speaker 9: He's naked in powder. That was a long time ago.
55:03
Speaker 9: Things might have changed. Kindles are not anatomically correct. Okay,
55:11
Speaker 9: but that's not what I was talking about.
55:13
Speaker 2: Well, that's what she was talking about.
55:16
Speaker 9: Well, that was not specified. He can at least mold
55:18
Speaker 9: it into an expression.
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Speaker 2: And he did one side. When you went up there,
55:23
Speaker 2: he went.
55:26
Speaker 2: Oh, you're missing the visual. I see you did a
55:28
Speaker 2: recreation of the smile.
55:29
Speaker 9: It's like I had a stroke.
55:30
Speaker 7: Yeah, kind of.
55:31
Speaker 2: You got a stroke face. They're going to call 911. Stop.
55:38
Speaker 9: I laugh while it hurts.
55:41
Speaker 12: I love you, sir.
55:42
Speaker 7: I love you, too.
55:43
Speaker 8: We need to get on the road.
55:44
Speaker 12: We probably should.
55:45
Speaker 2: Do you need more coffee or anything?
55:48
Speaker 10: No, it's decaf.
55:49
Speaker 7: Oh.
55:50
Speaker 2: That doesn't work at all.
55:51
Speaker 9: Yeah, we still got a two-hour drive.
55:55
Speaker 2: 17-hour drive to go.
55:56
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's what he told Clay.
55:58
Speaker 9: She's like, believe him, too. He was like, 17 hours.
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Speaker 18: She's like, oh, really?
56:02
Speaker 9: He's like, no, it's two.
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Speaker 7: Shut up.
56:06
Speaker 2: I can't help it. She's cool. I had to mess
56:10
Speaker 2: with her.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
56:12
Speaker 2: Emily's awesome. I had to mess with her.
56:14
Speaker 18: I remember that she's a really fun Cincinnati girl.
56:18
Speaker 2: Did you wrap this up already? I guess.
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Speaker 9: We're heading out onto the road.
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Speaker 1: Heading home.
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Speaker 7: Goodbye.
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Speaker 17: Goodbye.
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Speaker 3: Bye-bye.
56:38
Speaker 15: I waved.
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Speaker 2: She waved.
56:40
Speaker 9: She's not hitting the road. She doesn't know where to go.
56:42
Speaker 2: She's got a few minutes to drive.
56:44
Speaker 9: You've got to stay here. I drive around circles.
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Speaker 7: You do?
56:49
Speaker 2: I wouldn't doubt it. For two hours.
56:50
Speaker 7: Yes.
56:52
Speaker 3: Why not?
56:52
Speaker 2: Good times. That's true.
56:55
Speaker 12: Until another boy comes in.
56:59
Speaker 2: I don't think it'd be hard to look.
57:01
Speaker 12: Just go to the bar of the hotel room.
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Speaker 9: That's where Han was last time.
57:05
Speaker 2: I know. Maybe he'll start rapping. I doubt it.
57:08
Speaker 9: I doubt it.
57:09
Speaker 8: Handlers will let him go to the bar.
57:10
Speaker 2: Maybe he'll start breakdancing like he's Michael.
57:12
Speaker 9: He'll break out the Dream Little Dream dance.
57:17
Speaker 3: Oh, God.
57:18
Speaker 2: Not the dance.
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Speaker 10: No.
57:20
Speaker 8: He didn't have handlers.
57:22
Speaker 2: That's why we went wherever we wanted to. He had
57:24
Speaker 2: his mom. Yeah, he had his mom.
57:26
Speaker 8: But still, that's, you know.
57:27
Speaker 2: Mom did not keep a good enough leash on that boy.
57:30
Speaker 9: He was a handful, but I loved him.
57:33
Speaker 12: I just pictured that we were both friends today.
57:36
Speaker 9: I said we were some people.
57:38
Speaker 2: That's true. You had a running, we were up to what,
57:39
Speaker 2: at least four?
57:40
Speaker 9: No, there was three at one time. Like the handler,
57:44
Speaker 9: some lady that was with him, and the guy that
57:47
Speaker 9: we were standing there talking to at the same time.
57:52
Speaker 12: I'm not another solo person came up at some point.
57:59
Speaker 2: Maybe they did.
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Speaker 11: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: There's at least four or five. No derogatory.
58:05
Speaker 9: You can tell it's good with Corey Haynes, ex-handler guy.
58:11
Speaker 12: He got excited. But they should know better than to...
58:14
Speaker 12: give us some sort of derogatory comment. We were carrying
58:16
Speaker 12: a mace around half the day. They should know better
58:19
Speaker 12: than to fuck with us.
58:23
Speaker 2: Oh.
58:23
Speaker 11: Alright.
58:24
Speaker 2: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next... What
58:27
Speaker 2: do we say?
58:27
Speaker 11: Sometime.
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Speaker 9: Same geek time, same geek channel.
58:30
Speaker 11: There you go.
58:31
Speaker 2: Later.
58:32
Speaker 7: Later.
58:33
Speaker 2: Good evening, gentlemen.
58:35
Speaker 17: We've got a great night in store for you. I
58:38
Speaker 17: see a lot of new faces out there, as well
58:41
Speaker 17: as some familiar ones.
58:42
Speaker 2: So I'm not going to yammer on too long.
58:44
Speaker 17: I want you all to sit back, enjoy the service,
58:48
Speaker 17: the scenery, but most of all, enjoy the show.
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Speaker 11: All right.
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Speaker 17: It ain't no big thing to wait for the bell
59:15
Speaker 17: to ring. It ain't no big thing. It's all of
59:23
Speaker 17: the best. Aggravated, spared for.
59:29
Speaker 21: Days I troll downtown, the red light plays I jump up, bubble.
59:35
Speaker 8: Up, what's in store?
59:38
Speaker 21: Love is a drug and I need to score Showing out,
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Speaker 21: showing out, hit.
59:44
Speaker 17: And run Boy meets girl where the beat.
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Speaker 19: Goes on I stitch so tight, I can't shake free Cause.
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Speaker 11: Love is the drug for me All I need is
1:00:06
Speaker 11: love Late that night I parked my car Staked my
1:00:11
Speaker 11: place in the singles bar.
1:00:14
Speaker 17: Face to face, toe to toe Heart.
1:00:18
Speaker 2: To heart as we hit.
1:00:20
Speaker 21: The floor Number up Limbo down The locked embrace Stumble
1:00:28
Speaker 21: around I say go And.
1:00:31
Speaker 18: I say yes Dim the.
1:00:34
Speaker 7: Lights You can't guess the rest.
1:00:45
Speaker 11: Oh Love is the draw Oh Love is Love is
1:00:53
Speaker 11: the draw Thank you.
1:01:28
Speaker 6: Catch that buzz Cause love is the drug I'm thinking.
1:01:35
Speaker 11: Of Oh Can't you see Love is the drug Got
1:01:42
Speaker 11: a hook in.
1:01:43
Speaker 17: Me Oh Catch that buzz.
1:01:46
Speaker 11: Cause love is the drug That I'm.
1:01:48
Speaker 17: Thinking of Oh Can't you see Love is the.
1:01:55
Speaker 11: Drug for me It ain't no big thing Can't you see?
1:02:15
Speaker 11: Love is the drug for me Love is the drug
1:02:27
Speaker 11: All right.
1:02:36
Speaker 7: I can, you know, I mean, I talk boy. I
1:02:39
Speaker 7: so talk.
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