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Billy the KIdd in the Morning: Have You Been Traumitized By Geese Billy Is Here To Help! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: DFW. It's time to welcome Welcome Billion.
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  Speaker 2: Billie the Care the Kid, Really.
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  Speaker 3: The Kill, Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring the
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  Speaker 3: one and Only Candice Lopez and producer Pooh.
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  Speaker 4: Billy is a.
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  Speaker 1: Kid in the Morning.
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  Speaker 5: Incredible over Live and logo.
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  Speaker 1: Billy's a Kid in the Morning. Good morning, Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: your Wednesday. It is hum Day, Billy the Kid, Candislow Pez,
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  Speaker 1: producer Pooh. It is mixed one on two point nine.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Canislopez.
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  Speaker 2: How are you hey, I'm good.
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  Speaker 6: I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: Guys.
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  Speaker 7: My son is so obsessed with Fast and the Furious
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  Speaker 7: and we finally let him watch it. We did so
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  Speaker 7: the original, the first movie. I've been meaning to tell
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  Speaker 7: you all this because we watched it over the weekend,
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  Speaker 7: but I just saw something come up on my feed
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  Speaker 7: about Fast and the Furious something they're doing. But either way,
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  Speaker 7: we watched the movie, and I think the total running
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  Speaker 7: time of the movie is maybe like an hour and
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  Speaker 7: fifty minutes or something like that. Right, well, with the
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  Speaker 7: LA laws, which is what we call, you know, earmuffs
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  Speaker 7: basically don't look, don't listen, right, it was like an
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  Speaker 7: hour Oh really yeah, yeah, we had to fast forward
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  Speaker 7: and mutant fast forward.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what do you say when you know bad
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  Speaker 1: words coming up?
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  Speaker 7: You say, what, Well, he listens to bad words.
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  Speaker 2: We're open about the bad words.
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  Speaker 7: He knows not to repeat them at school or repeat
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  Speaker 7: them really ever. But yeah, really short movie when you
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  Speaker 7: fast forward through violence and you know LA laws and
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  Speaker 7: inappropriate content.
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  Speaker 1: For seven year old, that's what I need to start
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  Speaker 1: doing with movies. Then I think I'd be able to
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  Speaker 1: watch them. Yeah, there was more earmuth moments in La Las.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, I get their movie in forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I can deal with that, right.
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  Speaker 2: But then he.
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  Speaker 7: Would pop up and be like, wait, what happened to
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  Speaker 7: Jesse's car or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: We have to be like, oh, yeah, I got destroyed.
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  Speaker 2: You miss that in the La La You miss that
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  Speaker 2: in the LaaS.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was at the mall the other day and
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  Speaker 1: I heard a kid swearing in front of his mom
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  Speaker 1: really yeah, And I thought to myself, like, oh, what
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  Speaker 1: is going on? Like she's about to yell no. This
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  Speaker 1: kid was like thirteen, okay, thirteen four. My son's fourteen.
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  Speaker 1: He does not swear in front of me. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe how many kids and how many parents
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  Speaker 1: just don't care anymore.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean we're just kind of like, you know,
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  Speaker 7: words only have power when you give them power, So
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  Speaker 7: you know, don't don't repeat this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a big deal or just words, it's how
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  Speaker 2: you use them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, want context, But I still don't swear in front
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  Speaker 1: of my mom. No, and I'm an adult, absolutely in
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  Speaker 1: front of my either. Yeah, it's weird. I was just
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  Speaker 1: taught not to even other people's parents. Yeah, yes, in
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  Speaker 1: front of you guys, I will cuss sure, like a trucker.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you don't cannas. I'm gonna stop cussing in
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  Speaker 1: front of you. Okay, I'm starting today. Actually, can I
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  Speaker 1: start tomorrow? It's funny when what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's funny when anyone does to me. Okay, you know,
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  Speaker 2: especially in here.
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  Speaker 1: I was taking offense to that for a minute.
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  Speaker 5: Do for me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not cussing at all.
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  Speaker 4: Here.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, poop?
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  Speaker 5: I got to my apartment yesterday. It was so mad
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  Speaker 5: my cousin Quincy he was staying in my apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Who's Quincy?
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  Speaker 5: The one who who was here for Thanksgiving? Who kept
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  Speaker 5: making fun of me for getting beat by you and basketball?
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  Speaker 5: He was staying in my apartment because my sister was
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  Speaker 5: gonna take him to the airport because I had something
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  Speaker 5: to do yesterday. Right, I got to my apartment. How
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  Speaker 5: about the heat was on and it was on seventy four.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. I texted him.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I need eighty dollars on my bill.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, it's seventy four.
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  Speaker 5: It was on seventy. I was like, how do you
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  Speaker 5: get that? Because he lives in Phoenix.
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  Speaker 1: In Phoenix and I was like yeah. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: come on, are you serious. I don't get it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how people do that.
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  Speaker 7: He had that story from the Department of Energy. They
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  Speaker 7: were saying, you should set your thermostat to sixty eight
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  Speaker 7: in winter.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, perfect, Well I keep mine on sixty sixty five.
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  Speaker 1: I keep minting sixty six with That's perfect.
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  Speaker 2: For me, yes, d six.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is yours? That, Candice?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, because we have that energy company that
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  Speaker 7: like they come in and regulated and they can like
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  Speaker 7: out change it.
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  Speaker 1: Why that's crazy, nest the thing and they just automatically
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  Speaker 1: do it. No, big brother comes in and he's they
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  Speaker 1: set government sets your thermostats.
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  Speaker 2: The government.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, they basically regulate it.
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  Speaker 2: You know when it's higher.
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  Speaker 1: First it's a thermostat, and then it's my fridge, then
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  Speaker 1: it's my water, then it's my car and my tractor.
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  Speaker 1: The next thing I know, I'm doing whatever you want.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, either way, I don't pay attention unless I become
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  Speaker 7: uncomfortable and then I'm like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Really that which is rare?
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  Speaker 1: What do you normally see it at? Though?
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  Speaker 2: Seventy two?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, happy with that? Yeah, handis lizard Lopez in her geranium?
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  Speaker 4: What is that? Top stories on the Tents with Billy's
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  Speaker 4: the Kid in the Morning only on the New.
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  Speaker 1: Right early on Wednesday morning. We got dirty little secret
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  Speaker 1: coming up at six fifty right now, though, everything you
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  Speaker 1: need to know with Candle Slow.
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  Speaker 7: Paz, Well, Billy, You've been preaching about the d of
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  Speaker 7: geese for a while, and I'm not gonna make fun
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  Speaker 7: of it anymore because this is actually upsetting. The family
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  Speaker 7: of a woman from Royce City says a group of
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  Speaker 7: geese knocked her to the ground and repeatedly pecked her
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  Speaker 7: while she was feeding ducks at City Lake Park. Her
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  Speaker 7: son says, no, this is serious. Her son says, this
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  Speaker 7: is part of her normal routine.
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  Speaker 2: She does this often, but when it happened Monday.
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  Speaker 7: These large geese came up started attacking the food. She
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  Speaker 7: fell to the ground, tried to get up and leave,
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  Speaker 7: and they chased her and basically trapped her.
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  Speaker 2: She was hospitalized over this.
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  Speaker 1: Pooh can't breathe right now. I say a prayer for Pooh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not laughing at this anymore, because this is You're.
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  Speaker 1: Right, I'm telling you, look at God. Is she okay?
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  Speaker 2: She's a stable at this point.
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  Speaker 7: She's an older woman, so it's gonna be kind of
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  Speaker 7: a longer recovery process for her. But yeah, I guess
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  Speaker 7: a couple that was walking through the park saw this
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  Speaker 7: and rushed to help her. They got the geese off
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  Speaker 7: and you know, called for help and they were able
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  Speaker 7: to take her to a hospital then move her to
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  Speaker 7: a trauma center.
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  Speaker 2: Was so bad for her.
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  Speaker 1: I see what I'm saying. I know, and we're not
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  Speaker 1: laughing at that. We're just laughing at the fact that
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  Speaker 1: geese are unang Listen, this has been a prominent epidemic.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize.
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  Speaker 1: No, if they had thumbs, they would have guns. If
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  Speaker 1: geese had thumbs, they would absolutely carry weapons. They're rude, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're thugs. Their lifestyle is it's just criminal behavior. It's
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  Speaker 1: there's the mafia, there's the cartel. Then there's a gaggle
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  Speaker 1: of geese.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're totally right. They're saying, you know, like you're feeding.
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  Speaker 7: Them, they get turn aggressive, you know, when they're you know,
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  Speaker 7: staking their territory out, and you know, this is what happens.
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  Speaker 7: But really sad story for her. Hopefully you know, she's
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  Speaker 7: feeling better.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I hope so too, and I'm sending her
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  Speaker 1: my prayers, my thoughts and prayers. But they took over
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  Speaker 1: the target parking lot. No, you're not too long ago
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  Speaker 1: in the colony. I mean they had to call the police.
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  Speaker 1: The colony police had to come out there and clear
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  Speaker 1: them out.
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  Speaker 2: What yes, are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: The gang unit? Yes, I'm telling you think I'm joking.
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  Speaker 1: The geese are yes. Watch your eyes, okay, it will
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  Speaker 1: peck you out.
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  Speaker 2: Noted noted guys.
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  Speaker 7: Well, this new survey of parents with school age kids
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  Speaker 7: says the average allowance for kids today is fifty two
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  Speaker 7: dollars a month. This is thirty six dollars more than
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  Speaker 7: their parents we're getting for allowance.
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  Speaker 2: At the same age.
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  Speaker 7: This survey also says three and four parents give their
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  Speaker 7: kids a regular allowance and think it should start at
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  Speaker 7: age ten, which was going to be my question, like
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  Speaker 7: when did you guys start giving your kids allowance or
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  Speaker 7: do you.
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  Speaker 1: Still Yeah, I mean it started earlier than that for me, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but my son was always when he was like eight,
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  Speaker 1: he was mowing lawns and trying to do things to
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  Speaker 1: get money. It's I obsessed with being an entrepreneur.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good for him.
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  Speaker 1: He's fourteen now, but yeah, of course, I mean he
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  Speaker 1: has money that he saved up. Yeah, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: give him a set allowance. I guess.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess that makes sense once they start earning it,
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  Speaker 7: you know, outside the house or doing some type of
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  Speaker 7: side hustle or well not side hustle, but hustle in general. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I will say last night though, we went to jingle Ball. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he went and you know, of course I got
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  Speaker 1: them tickets and made sure he got in, and instead
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  Speaker 1: of saying things, first thing he said, can you send
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  Speaker 1: me money for some drinks and snacks? I was like, yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 1: because he didn't want to spend his own money, right,
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  Speaker 1: So that was fifty two dollars alone, right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, that was the whole month's allowance, exactly. I'm sure.
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  Speaker 7: Well, guys, Miley Cyrus is reportedly engaged as she was
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  Speaker 7: at the Avatar premiere wearing a ring and.
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  Speaker 2: Now people are talking.
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  Speaker 7: I guess she's been with her man for about four years.
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  Speaker 2: He's a musician.
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  Speaker 7: So a rep for the jeweler is saying, this ring
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  Speaker 7: is a fourteen carrot yellow gold band with a cushion
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  Speaker 7: cut stone. But there's a lot of pictures going around
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  Speaker 7: of the two together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she bought it, you think so.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's in a band and I think he
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  Speaker 1: does well. But yeah, if you want that big ring, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus, I don't think he's doing it.
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  Speaker 7: No one said how big the stone is, which was
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  Speaker 7: going to be my question.
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  Speaker 2: Also, that's usually the first thing you hear. But good
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  Speaker 2: for her. It's nice to see her happy. If if
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  Speaker 2: that isn't that true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, good for her. Congrats to Miley. She is
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  Speaker 1: starting to look more and more like her mom by
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  Speaker 1: the second.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, this picture that they posted is like the official
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  Speaker 7: photo of the two of them run around.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what, I thought it was her mom? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: for a minute, but yeah, they look you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know they're a cute couple. Yeah, you're emo looking guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he's got a lot of hair.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a lot of hair, a lot of he's
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  Speaker 1: like put him on your top eight on MySpace, Like, yes,
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  Speaker 1: he looks like he works at hot topic. Yeahs.
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  Speaker 7: Congratulations to Miley Cyrus.
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  Speaker 2: I'm CANDUs Times in Texas. Top story.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's do real or fake news right now. I
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  Speaker 1: give you three headlines. You tell me which one is fake.
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  Speaker 1: And this is a good way to talk about weird news.
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  Speaker 1: And there's some weird stuff. Oh yeah, and the headline today, Canda,
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  Speaker 1: is you ready, producer? Who are you ready? Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Headline number one. You gotta remind, remind you
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  Speaker 1: tell me which one is fake. I r S agents
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  Speaker 1: are now being paid to watch adult material online.
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  Speaker 7: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: I r S agents are now being paid to watch
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  Speaker 1: adult material online. Okay, that is headline number one. Headline
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  Speaker 1: number two, A raccoon broke into a liquor store, got
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  Speaker 1: drunk and passed out in the bathroom. A raccoon broke
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  Speaker 1: into a liquor store, got drunk and passed out in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Headline number three. McDonald's set to do a
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  Speaker 1: test run in certain locations and sell hot dogs. What
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  Speaker 1: they will be called mcwieners. What do you the mcglizzie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, McDonald's set to do a test run
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  Speaker 1: in certain locations and sell hot dogs. They will be
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  Speaker 1: called mcweeners. That is the third headline. You gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: me which one is the fake story? Canislopez? Would you
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  Speaker 1: like to go first or would you like to pass
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  Speaker 1: it to your friend Prus?
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  Speaker 2: This is so unhinged? Who should we both just pick
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  Speaker 2: the last story together?
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  Speaker 1: You want it super sized? I heard what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: They supersized meals.
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  Speaker 2: They do lock me in for that last story?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? You think that's fake? Yeah? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well you know mcweener that's certain McDonald's. Can. It's like
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  Speaker 1: if you go overseas, the McDonald's menu is completely different.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Like you know they'll have local cuisine mixed into their menu,
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  Speaker 1: local flavors. So and pooh, this is your dream come
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  Speaker 1: true because you love a good glizzy, like a big mac. Mcglizzie. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: would like the big mac sauce on. It might be
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  Speaker 1: really good.
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  Speaker 4: It might be.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's not good.
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  Speaker 7: I just don't think they're calling it the mcwiener.
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  Speaker 2: On a dollar menu.
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  Speaker 1: I can't take you seriously saying mcweener me in. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're locked in. Which one do you think is the
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  Speaker 1: fake story? You can't pick that one?
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  Speaker 2: Can we pick the same story?
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  Speaker 1: You want to pick the same story.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's real.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it could be.
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  Speaker 5: Let me go with that second story about the raccoon
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  Speaker 5: getting drunk.
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  Speaker 1: You think the raccoon story is the fake story? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes the one that seems the most obviously fake, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is not right. Yeah, so that is locked in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see what happens.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. Okay, uh yeah, the winner today
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  Speaker 1: is not producer James Lopez. You want. In a perfect world,
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  Speaker 1: there would be a mcweener, but in today's world, it's
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  Speaker 1: not happening just yet. I just made that story up
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  Speaker 1: because I thought to myself, wouldn't that be great if
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  Speaker 1: added to the menu. I want to pull up and
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  Speaker 1: order a mcweener. Yeah, yes, I want the combo meal,
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  Speaker 1: supersize it with a sprite. Nice, thank you, a crispy
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  Speaker 1: sprite with a mcglizzie.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: You brought a mcglizzie. Maybe that should be the name. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know either way. It's not happened anyway anytime soon.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we can make that happened if we have a
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  Speaker 1: McDonald's canach. Maybe they're listening. You never know. Okay, the
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  Speaker 1: real stories is a raccoon broke into a liquor store,
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  Speaker 1: got drunk and passed out in the bathroom. What's up
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  Speaker 1: with raccoons? Like raccoons are always getting drunk? They have
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  Speaker 1: a problem. Yeah, yeah, this happened near Richmond, Virginia, and
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  Speaker 1: I guess the animal control officers shared photos of a
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  Speaker 1: male raccoon. Why do they gotta make it specific to
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  Speaker 1: being a male. I love that they had to point
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  Speaker 1: that out, because a female raccoon be more responsible. You know,
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  Speaker 1: a male raccoon broke into a liquor store last Friday,
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  Speaker 1: got hammered and passed down in the bathroom. It's not
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  Speaker 1: clear how he got in, and employee just found him
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  Speaker 1: sprawled out on the bathroom floor the next morning, still unconscious.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: He knocked down a bunch of bottles off the shelves,
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  Speaker 1: some of them broke, Then he started licking the booze
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  Speaker 1: off the floor. Wow. He licked whiskey, some fireball, and
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  Speaker 1: some gin. A raccoon on fireball unhinged. Okay, it's hard
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  Speaker 1: to tell from the photo, but it looks like he
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  Speaker 1: got into a little bit of everything. They say they
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  Speaker 1: let him sleep it off at the animal shelter, then
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  Speaker 1: released him back into the wild. They say they were
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  Speaker 1: quote zero signs of injury other than maybe a hangover.
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  Speaker 1: So he's okay, I'm.
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  Speaker 7: Looking at the pictures. Man, he devastated that liquor store.
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  Speaker 2: Everywhere.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, his bottles all over the floor.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine if you're the raccoon and the next day you're like,
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  Speaker 1: you won't believe what happened. Yeah, all his other raccoon friends,
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  Speaker 1: you won't believe this. I woke up, I drank this
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  Speaker 1: cinnamon stuff. I know, I woked up the cage. I
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  Speaker 1: was old three mcweeners. No, I didn't know what was
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  Speaker 1: going on, all right. Next story, I r S agents
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  Speaker 1: will be paid to watch adult material online. Why this
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  Speaker 1: is wild? So the I r S is going to
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  Speaker 1: be auditing people's only fans accounts to make sure they're compliant.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: And it means I guess some IRS agents will be
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: paid to watch this stuff online to see I guess
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: it's because of what. Well, there's a new no tax
• 15:08
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• 15:12
  Speaker 1: there's a I don't know, there's a carve out that
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: says you still have to pay taxes on tips earned
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: from adult activity. Oh so, meaning if you're a waitress
• 15:21
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• 15:23
  Speaker 1: doing adult stuff and you get tipped, you got to
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: pay taxes on that. Interesting, so you can't Yeah, you
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: can't avoid that and you know this poo because you
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: have an Only Fans account. Yeah, so they're gonna be
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: monitoring that. So they'll have to watch videos and determine
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: whether the person's content is adult or not because it's
• 15:40
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• 15:43
  Speaker 1: watch to see if this falls in the category of
• 15:45
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• 15:46
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure they could use AI for this, not IRS.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: That needs to be a real person people, he's all
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: of a sudden applied to be an IRS agent. Let
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: me check that out, real que me and the drug
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• 16:04
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• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret Mix one of two
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: point nine good morning. It's Bailly the Kid, Canda Slow
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  Speaker 1: Pas is here, producer poo is here. And your secrets
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: anytime you want, just reach out and confess eight three
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• 16:20
  Speaker 1: get a lot of good ones. Or sometimes people want
• 16:21
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• 16:24
  Speaker 1: can do that at Billy on the radio or at
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Candis on air. Don't send any secrets to Pooh. He
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: will just extort you for money or for snacks. That's
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: what he does. Okay, your secrets anytime? Bring it on,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: dirty little secret and you got one.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't have any intention of becoming.
• 16:42
  Speaker 8: My professor's plugged this school year, but I accidentally kind
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: of did.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I became his supplier, his plug. Candis. Do you know
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: what a plug is?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: You provide him with something that he needs.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, Cannas, good job.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not a dealer.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it kind of could be your college professor's plug.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: A few weeks into the school year, I kind of
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: got to get to know my professor a little bit,
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: and you seemed really chill, and we kind of hit
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: it off, and then out of nowhere, he goes like, hey,
• 17:16
  Speaker 8: do you know where the students are getting adderall from.
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: And I probably should have just been like nope and
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: walked away, but I didn't. I like, I stayed and
• 17:26
  Speaker 8: I was like, yeah, I guess I can. I can
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: find out for you. I'll ask around. But in my head,
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: I'm like, I know exactly where to go, you know
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: what I mean.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Really, that is crazy to me that a college professor
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: would risk it all to get I mean adderall.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: People still do adderall.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, at the end of class, I go down
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: and get an envelope out of money off of his
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: desk and drop a little adderall into his bag before
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: I leave.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Yeah, so you would do this for obviously
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: for money. Yeah, I gotta be careful how I talk
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: about this. By the way, we do not suggest or
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: advocate the abuse of any kind of prescription medication. Nope,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: none at all. So you're doing this, You're like, hey,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: whatever it takes, you're making a little money on the side,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: and obviously I feel like the professor's treating you differently
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: if this is the case, and you're probably getting.
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I definitely there were some benefits on top
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: of the money. My grades went from like, you know,
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: a little less than an average maybe to being pretty good.
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: Like the notes on my on my test started going
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: from you're missing the point of this lecture. It's oh
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: insightful analysis.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You know what, does anybody? Does anybody know that it's happening.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I mean it's hard to obviously you're keeping this a
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: complete secret, but does anybody in class know that it happens? No, nobody.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: You're literally the first person I've told that loud. My
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: TA thinks I'm like suddenly an underrated genius.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so all of us on you have
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: the best grades ever. Everything's perfect. You are like, wow,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: we're locked in. Yeah, yeah, literally locked in, and nobody
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: it's just the you have discussions with the professor about anything,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: or it's just kind of like, do you guys have
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: a deal worked out and that's it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: We just kind of have this silent arrangement.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well last week he did say out loud like, oh,
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: thanks so much for letting me take care of my
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: workload or help me with my workload. I was like,
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: oh yeah, cool.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have it made though, honestly, because if
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: you were to ever you know, need help with a grade.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is be like, hey, if
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: you don't pass me or give me an a, I'm
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: obviously just going to go tell on you. I'm a snitch.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's pretty right. It's blackmail, and I'm not saying.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: It's great, but leverage.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: It's something you could do if you wanted to, if
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: you were that kind of person. Wow, So you're just
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: going to keep doing this until whenever.
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, as long as I got him as a professor,
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: and I guess I'll keep supplying.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Awesome, I plugged. Yeah, I guess this is a no judgment,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: So you do your thing. We have had people call
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: up with professors before. One girl said she she was
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: dating a professor. Yes she was, and that's I'm sure. Listen,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't graduate college, but I'm assuming that's against the rules.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: At least you're getting good grades.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Everybody's real productive at least.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great in papers, very fast over there. Well,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: thank you, sir, and good luck with everything. And I
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: don't have to say good luck on the grades, because
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I know you'll be fine. I'm good, all right, dirty
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: little secret. I mean, I went to college for a year.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I don't even remember any professors that I had that
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I would even talk to.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, not like that.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You went to UTA.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, I never did, And.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I want to know. Put them on hold. I gotta
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: know what school to say I know? Or should I
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: not know?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: No?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I want to know because I feel like if I know,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: then I have an obligation to like say something though, right,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be involved in this. Yeah, what
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: am I going to snitch? I goin to snitch. I'm
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: just saying I don't know.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Just is it north of Dallas or south of Dallas?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: These tests tough stories on the tents with Billy the
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Kid in the morning only on the new Mixed one
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: two point nine only said it was gonna be cloudy
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and blob but it looks like a nice sunrise. Yeah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: right now, it's gonna be decent to today's some clouds
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: later on High Round sixty tomorrow rain is moving in
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: their heads up just High Round fifty tomorrow, So canna
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: slowpez what's going on?
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: Camp Mystic has announced new safety plans after last summer's tragedy.
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: The owners sent a letter to parents saying they plan
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: to exceed at new camp safety laws that were past
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: this fall. These enhanced safety measures include flood river warning monitors,
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: two way radios at every cabin that also have national
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: weather alerts, and also high capacity generators to maintain power
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: and critical areas of the camp like its office and
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: dining hall. But this is a lot for families, you know,
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: to hear, of course. But the camp says they do
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: plan to offer six separate ten day sessions next year
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: starting May thirtieth. They will also offer tours of the
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: camp in early April for you know, campers, counselors, and
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: their parents. But that is the update. Yes, it will
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: reopen in May.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I think that was going to happen.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's why they're saying, we'll let you come
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: take a tour, we'll explain the new enhanced safety measures
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: and really, you know what we're doing to prevent this.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Tragedy from ever happening.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are some of the things you thought were
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: already in place. How did they not have two way
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: radios right right?
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: What in every cabin going forward? Which is which is
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: helpful of course. Yeah, let me update you on this
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: as well. Netflix is standing by their new Diddy docuseries.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: It came out yesterday. It's called Shawn.
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: Combe's The Reckoning, So did he claim that this personal
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: video that this shown in the series was obtained illegally.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: So he suspects that a family member betrayed him and
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: actually leaked these clips to fifty Cent, who produced this series.
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: It has never before seen footage of Diddy in the days.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Leading up to his arrest.
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: It has interviews with former employees Soe and childhood friends,
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: also testimony from two jurors from the federal trial, which
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: will be interesting to see. The director released a statement
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: in response to Diddy's cease and assist letter, saying they
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: got the footage legally and.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Actually have the necessary rights to use it.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: They say they've moved heaven and earth to keep the
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: filmmaker's identity confidential. But yeah, so much drama with this
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: docu series.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I cannot wait to watch this now. Or it came out.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Yesterday, Okay, that's what I thought. I didn't have time
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: to watch it. But I want to actually start watching
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: this because well, fifty Cent doesn't care he produces. I mean,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: he's a great producer, he is, he's producing, and he
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: just doesn't care. So he's like, hey, I'm coming right
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: at you.
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, Netflix is like, this is not a
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: revenge you know, piece of content. This is you know,
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: this is a true docu series, just like any of
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: our other series.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: If it's true, yeah, then what's wrong with him?
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: I mean there's a lot of bombshells in there. I've
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: kind of like got some spoilers which I won't spoil
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: it for you, but yeah, this is gonna be a
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: good watch for sure.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Well guys, the.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: Online grocer fresh Direct is predicting the hottest food trends
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: for twenty twenty six. So here's what people will be
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: eating and drinking according to them this coming year.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: They're saying the swicy trend is going to continue, so yeah,
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: sweet and spicy flavors.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Oh oh okay.
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're saying that'll be big, and everything from snacks
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: to can drinks and condiments another trend that'll be big
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: next year. Are you ready for this?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: What water?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: What water?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Not just any water, artisanal water.
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: So they're saying like water source from mineral springs, you know,
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: things like that. But they're saying restaurants will now have
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: you know somliais to do water tastings.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Did you see this that reminds me, did you see
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: this prank that somebody pulled? Oh my gosh, you're so good.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I gotta find the video this I don't know. Some
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: YouTuber pulled a prank where he invited everybody to this
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: very fancy tasting of a new water that they had
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: coming out okay, and invited all these influencers and it
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: was absolutely tap water. Wow. And the reviews that these
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: people were doing were like, oh, I taste the freshness,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and they were going on and on about it. It
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: reminded me of Canvas when she said she could taste
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the difference in on the waters because you're a water
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: kind of sewer.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's all? I drink water coffee and that's pretty
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: much it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And then you picked only like one out of five
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: that was correct.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I was nervous.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: You were nervous. Your taste buds were off. But yeah, okay,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: So fancy water is going to be a new thing.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: Artisanal water, yes, for sure. One of the other trends
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: is macha. They're predicting it to be big, not just
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: in coffee shops, but in snacks, desserts, and supplements.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: It's an acquired taste. But macha is so good, so good.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: For you.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's already Macha snacks like different here.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a life back if you want.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: If you want to know what macha tastes like, just
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: go to your front yard and chew on some of
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the grass.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: We're add honey or do like a sweetened milk. It's
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: super good.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe every time I've had it, I'm just like, I
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: don't get the hype, but.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: It's so healthy for you.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: It tastes like weeds to me. Tastes gosh, it's just
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: dirt and grass. It's good.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, I like it real quick. Other trends made in the.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: USA, so people paying attention to where their food comes
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: from and then ready to drink cocktails.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: We'll be big for the new year.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: So there you go.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I totally what I agree with.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Those are your Texas story.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: All right, he's done for Candace Court.
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: It gets settled here with Billy the Kid in the Morning.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Yes it does on Mix one or two point nine.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Judge Candace Lopez, all rise for the animal. Judge Candace,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: she is going to serve some justice. She's always fair
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: unless it involves justin Timberlake and then sync then she
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: would signe with them no matter what. Yeah, if it
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, you want to eat, just Timberla hang
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: out with him and throw your you know, partners Billy
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and Pood to the side. She would do that in
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Hart for sure. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay, Candace Court, if you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: got an issue at Candace on Air on Instagram, I'll
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: reach out with your problem. This is a good one,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Cannas Court. I need help with this. So. I've been
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: with my boyfriend for three years and I have two
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: dogs that I've had since before we met. My dogs
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: are like my kids, and he knows this. I thought
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: this was how he thought of them too, until now.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: So my job requires to me go on a lot
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: of trips. Sometimes it could be three days long, sometimes
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: three weeks before I started this job, I talked to
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend to explain that I would be gone a
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: lot and that means he would need to take care
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: of the dogs. I told him he wouldn't need to
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: do much but feed them and that's it really. I
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: would walk them when I get home. He agreed, and
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: everything seemed fine until a month ago. I had a
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: longer trip coming up for two weeks. He told me
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: not to worry, don't worry about it. I got it.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: The next day, I got a text from my mom
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: asking if something happened that she saw my dogs tied
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: up on the porch who I told her to untie
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: them and take them with her. I canceled the trip
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and came home to find him acting weird, and then
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: he said, oh my god, I lost the dogs. I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: played along and asked how this happened. He said he
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: locked them outside for making too much noise, and someone
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: must have taken them. I was so upset. I packed
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: my Wow, I was so upset. I packed myself all
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: my stuff and I went to my mom's. He's been
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: calling me ever since, and I haven't told him that
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I actually have the dogs. Oh oh wow. Now I
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: think I'm planning to break up with him. I know
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: this is a lot, but my dogs, once again, are
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: like my kids. So maybe I'm overreacting. I don't know.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: You tell me, Oh, this is a good one. So wow,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Cannon is so to recap this. Her boyfriend was supposed
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to be taking care of the dogs, and he said, yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I got it, tied him up on the porch and
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: left him, but we don't know for how long.
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we don't, which is why she definitely needs to
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: have a conversation with him. I mean it sounds like
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: she's at her mom's and is just, you know, kind
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: of ghosting him about this. I don't know.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely have to get the full story. He
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: needs to know that you have the dogs so that
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: you can talk about.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: This that now. That is please because if he does care,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: and if he is a good hearted human, he thinks
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: these dogs are gone. And I would be panicking if
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I lost somebody's dogs. Oh yeah, because I'm so close
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: with my dog. Yes, I mean, I love my dog
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: so much. If somebody lost my dog, I gotta be
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: honest more. I think about this. If somebody tied my
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: dog up right on the porch was supposed to be
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: taking care of them, I might break up with them too.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you know? These dogs are loud. You've been around them.
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: It's not like you just pet your pets sitting all
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: of a sudden, and like the dogs are loud, You're
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: going to tie.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: The dogs up on the front porch.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: He's guilty of being irresponsible. I don't think it's worthy
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: about getting broke up.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I do what I do? You mistreat my dog. I mean,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: just punish me for a little bit. But come on, girl,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: don't break up with me. See, some people aren't. You're
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: not a dog person though I am a dog You're
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: not who you haven't had a dog in seventy years
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: because I'm in an apartment. But I know people have
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: dogs in apartment. It's okay. I'm not saying it's a
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: bad thing. But there's there's people who have dogs, and
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: then there's people who have dogs and they are dog people. Yeah,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: your dog is human. My dog to me is like
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: my emotional support a Yeah, what I would be without
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: my dog?
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: No, he told her, don't worry about it. She talked
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: to him about this before she even took this job.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: That was going to take her away from home and
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: leave the dogs with him.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, as a boyfriend, when somebody loves
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: their dogs so much, and if you love her, you're
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: going to take care of them like she would take
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: care of them, right. So to me, big issue if
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: you're leaving them tied up on the porch, that's just weird. Yeah,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Why?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand that.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Why the porch? Did they not have a backyard.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe you sit on the porch. On the porch, sir,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You knew your work on the porch.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Leave the dogs inside, ye inside, I know, but you
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: shouldn't be at least tell him that, hey, I got
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: the dogs because she's torturing.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I agreeel sick to myself. I'd be like, oh, I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: lost my girls dogs.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: She's being dramatic.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: An do yeah, don't do me. But if he doesn't care,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: and then he might not be worried about it. He's
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: more worried about it. I don't want to get broken
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: up with it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Probably happy the dogs or someone took the dog.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I hope not. That is messed. It might be.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I don't I hope not. Okay, I think this is
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: an easy case. If you're pooh court, I think he.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think he'd be guilty of anything. Who hates dogs?
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: He does?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, he does. That's what I heard. That's exactly what
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I heard.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: You just feed him better than you do me when
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: I come over.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, now my dog literally sits at the table
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: and eats like here, and Billy's like you can get
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: some chips in the pantry. Wow. Really I get you
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: steak too, Yeah, sometimes leftovers, but yeah he comes first. Yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like it triggers full then you can have some
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: that's so true. Okay, all right, we have a verdict, Candice.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah we do. This guy is guilty of being a doghouse.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Dave.
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: You're in the doghouse regardless of what happens, if she
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: breaks up with you or not. But you try sitting
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: on the porch.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I agree with you. I mean, listen, there's people who
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: have broken up with people over smaller reasons than this,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: for sure, and if you're one of them, I'd love
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: to hear your story. Ye, maybe you broke up with
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: a guy because he mistreated your dog or didn't like
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: your dog, or didn't like your cat or your fish. Yeah,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I want to hear about it because I think that's
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I think that's a valid reason. Oh yeah, yeah, you
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: could tell if somebody walks in and you're just dating
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: somebody in that your dog doesn't like them. Yeah, red
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: flag for sure. You don't think sofu that's true. Dogs know,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: if my dog doesn't like you, there's a good chance
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: you're not a good person. He is guilty of being
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: a a doghouse. Dave one two point nine and Bill
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: at a Kid, Candice Lopez is here, Producer Poo is here,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: and the holidays, you know, as they come up, it's
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: always bittersweet because I mean, of course I love the holidays,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, but it's not always easy for people.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Especially this year. It's tough, and that's why we like
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: to help out and do what we can do, even
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: if it's playing a small part and bringing people some happiness.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Like we kick off stuff a bus this Friday, which
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: is where we live on a bus and we get
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: toys with toys for tots and we need your help
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: because I mean there's there's kids out there that won't
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: have anything to open.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's heartbreaking.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: This Christmas because times are tough for a lot of people,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: and that's why we want to do this and we
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: do it, you know, every year, because it's special to
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: us and it's one thing that we can do to
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: help out. So we're kicking that off in Garland at
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Walmart this Friday. Come out. I mean we'll be living
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: there twenty four hours a day just bringing new unwrapped
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: toys and this goes to kids in our area this Christmas.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Thanks to Toys for todd So Stuff a Bus kicks
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: off Friday also too. I love Amy with the right
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: of one eight hundred truck Wreck. She's so great because
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: not only does she help out with stuff a Bus
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: and anything, She's like, you know, I know times are
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: tough for a lot of people. We should do stuff
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: and we should do something where we just give away
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: some money. Yeah, And I was like, I don't have
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: any No, she goes, I do, I do. So hey, listen,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: we want to do a holiday hookup. Thank you to
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: one eight hundred truck Wreck. And you've been writing in
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: your stories and you know she's giving away thousands of dollars.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: It is. It really is amazing. And she's like, she'll
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: just call me up and be like, let's give a
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: way more money.
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so that's what you want to do
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: right now? Holiday hookup? And yeah, people were sign up
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: at mix one of two nine dot com. Amy's on
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: the phone. It just always brings me to tears. Last
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: time we did this, I was in tears giving away
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: that you know, this money because it's so special.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: That's great stuff to do. I mean, we're coming into
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: the end of the year, lots of people have had
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: big hurdles to get over, whether it's with suspension of
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: snap benefits, whether they got furloughed or laid off because
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: the government shut down, or maybe they're just killing themselves
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: every other day and they can't make ends meet just
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: because the prices are going up. So one eight hundred
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: truck wreck is here to provide a little relief. I
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: understand we have Haley with us today and we can
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: help her out.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Let me get Haley on. Good morning, Haley, How are
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: you good?
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm on with Amy with her right right
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: now with one eight hundred truck wreck. And I know
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: you wrote in about some things going on in your life.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Say hi to Amy.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: Hey Amy, Hey, hey, hey Haley. We understand your new mom,
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: But at your place of employments, they did not have
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: paid maternity leave. So boy, that's isn't it?
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it was.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: How many bills have you had stacked up since you've
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: been on maternity leave?
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Every single one of them, from mortgage to cars to
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: even grocery bills?
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Holy cow? What well you got a you got a ballpark?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Total of all that, My mortgage alone is two thousand,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: so probably about five grand.
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: Wow, it's a lot, and you got a newborn who's
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: got to have it. Sounds like he's got to have
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: some special formula. Is that right?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, he is on new tramage and he cannot
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: tolerate col's milk.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Well, that is difficult to billy. You don't have any kids,
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: do you?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I do. I have a fourteen year old. He's not
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: on formula, but he's still expensive.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: They're all expensive, and they only get more and more
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: expensive as they get older. So yeah, you're fourteen year old,
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: welcome because that You're right. They ain't getting super But Hayley,
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: we can. We can provide a little help for one
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: eight hundred truck wreck. So let me tell you. We
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: are hooking people up with a thousand dollars, but you
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: got a lot on your plate. So let's knock your
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: bills in half. Let's take twenty five hundred dollars today
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: from one eight hundred truck wreck.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Wow, Oh my goodness, that is huge.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Thanks hell so much, Haley.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: How does that feel? I mean, that's got to feel
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: like somewhat of a huge relief.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: That is no joke. That's going to hope so much.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, we're happy to do it. We're happy to
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: help you out. That's what one eight hundred truck Art's
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: all about, is not only just representing families they get
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: hit and hurt by big trucks and big cases, but
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: taking care of the communities where they live and work
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: and send their kids to school. So you know, we
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: got twenty five hundred dollars for you today, and I
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: hope it helps.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much, y'ller blessing.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Haley. I hope it works out for you
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: and have a great holiday and good luck with that newborn.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm glad that Amy could take care of you
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: and that we can help out a little bit.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I hope you'll have good holidays
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: you too.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, and thank you Amy. Hold on, I
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: just make sure they get the money. I mean, that
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: is just I didn't expect twenty five hundred dollars. Well,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: thank you to want eight hundred truck wretch. We were
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: just talking about crazy geese and maybe we should start
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: like some trauma hotline or something, because every time we
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: talk about geese, somebody calls up Terry's on the phone.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe we should start a line or something.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. If you've been traumatized by a goose,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: please let me know. The Geese Help hotline is on Terry.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: You've been affected, you probably are owed a compensation. Terry,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: what happened to you?
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Well, I was jing a wedding and I thought it
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: was a little boy playing with the geese and the goose. Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: And in the middle of the vows, the little boy
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: starts running down the owl and a big giant goose
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: I swear the size of a freaking bear because warunning
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: down the owl after him. If everyone is in total anarchy, stop,
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I believe it now, And I'm.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Told you Candic didn't believe me this. So the goose
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: chase this kid down the island. He disrupted the entire.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Wedding, Yes, but the couple still stay locked in reading
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: their Everyone is trying to.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Get to see the that's when you just acknowledge what's
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: going on. I love when something weird happens and everybody
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: sticks to the script. It's like, no, there's a wild
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: goose running around your wedding. Yeah, just chaos breaking out.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: That is hysterical. I mean, this is just one of
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: many stories where geese have attacked and for whatever reason,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: they go after small people. So Candace, beware, Oh wow,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: they'll attack you. They know, believe it. They won't go
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: after like poor Eye. No, we're husky you. They'll kidnap you.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: They'll take you.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I don't like them.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: They'll migrate south with you. They will, they really will, Candace.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: That's where Billy this was a gangster because he came
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: out wing open, like come at me Brown. Yes, oh,
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: try called yesterday about the whole spanking thing. I wanted
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: to put my opinion in, but the lines are all busy.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was, it was.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: That was hectic, Yeah, cause I was in the same
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: category with pooh Oh. Yeah, you know, like the barey
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: just beat you with whatever they got in their hands. Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: And you know it's bad if your mom is down
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: the road and she screams your whole entire name down
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: the street.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you were in trouble. You know you're
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: in a lot of trouble. Matter of fact, pooh got
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: spanked with a goose. That's how you grew up to.
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: Be a shirt.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he spanks his goose. I don't know what
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I thought. You had to pay goose that's what I
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: was talking about. It means so much to us,