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FULL SHOW: Jono has been breaking into houses again... · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers to Delmark making the world a bitter tea.
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  Speaker 3: The Olympics. So that's finished a couple of days ago
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  Speaker 3: and last Wednesday. Actually nothing to do with the Olympics,
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  Speaker 3: and I even mentioned the Olympics. Absolutely no coincidence whatsoever.
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  Speaker 3: We had our own torch ceremony.
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  Speaker 4: There was a class of scheduling that they had a
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  Speaker 4: torch ceremony and we had a torch ceremony. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: we sent them the calendar invite. You would have thought
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  Speaker 4: they would have adjusted accordingly.
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  Speaker 3: But doctor Gerrae and Snoop and read Hot Chili Peppers
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  Speaker 3: and Stafy, they had their thing.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we did our own thing. Yeah, we we
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  Speaker 4: We're not all the show residents. We just stated this
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  Speaker 4: is New Zealand.
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  Speaker 3: We had a dolphin torch and just your you know,
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  Speaker 3: your dolphin torch that you'd see in your cupboard or
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  Speaker 3: a campsite or wherever around the country.
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  Speaker 5: We got one of those.
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  Speaker 4: What is it called a dolphin Whatever dolphins got to
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  Speaker 4: do with batteries? Are we chucking them in the ocean
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  Speaker 4: and they love it? Seems like I.
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  Speaker 5: Would leave me to believe that was waterproof.
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  Speaker 4: It was a dolphin.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't know if it is.
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  Speaker 4: Dolphins and batteries have no connection in my mind. Maybe
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  Speaker 4: someone listening might know what the correlation is there.
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  Speaker 5: Very remarkable, Torch. Can I just say that? Because on
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  Speaker 5: Wednesday we put it on and we thought by the
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  Speaker 5: end of the week the batteries would run out. That's
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  Speaker 5: what we were thinking.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it's like dolphins, they just keep going, they're just swimming,
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  Speaker 4: they're never stopping.
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  Speaker 3: And we don't know how old the batteries were, so
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  Speaker 3: we thought it'll be gone in a couple of days.
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  Speaker 3: And you could basically predict on the hats breakfast on
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  Speaker 3: Facebook when the batteries would run out. The closest ones
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  Speaker 3: of the time the batteries actually run out would win
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  Speaker 3: five hundred dollars. But this thing is still gone.
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  Speaker 4: Still going. Yeah, So you've taken it home for a
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  Speaker 4: couple of days. I've tended and cared for it like
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  Speaker 4: a newborn child. I wrapped it up, swaddled it, fed
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  Speaker 4: it nutrients from my bosom to keep it going. But
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  Speaker 4: last night we left it with the security here in
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  Speaker 4: the building.
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  Speaker 5: So is it still going?
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  Speaker 4: We haven't checked in on We're going to go call Gunjuan,
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  Speaker 4: head of security, never asked. It's already got a torch.
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  Speaker 3: He's got he's got a well with a disco setting,
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  Speaker 3: so he didn't need this torch. He's been sitting under
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  Speaker 3: the desk here reception.
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  Speaker 4: So overnight we've had security obviously looking after it and
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  Speaker 4: if I dold the wrong number, oh no, it should
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  Speaker 4: be gone through. It felt like you feel like it
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  Speaker 4: was ringing and then it stopped ringing. Great radio.
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  Speaker 5: That is life radio again.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to sit here and pay for time. Talk
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  Speaker 3: more about the well. It's called a dolphin.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so overnight, maybe it's switched off, and if it
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  Speaker 4: has switched off, hopefully the overnight security guard was the
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  Speaker 4: memo was passed on that they had to keep an
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  Speaker 4: eye at what time it was, because people have been
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  Speaker 4: entering at the top on Facebook as to what time
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  Speaker 4: hid John you baby, I'm good, I'm good. How are you?
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  Speaker 4: We're doing all right. We're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 5: We just wanted to know our torch, the dolphin.
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  Speaker 4: How's it going?
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  Speaker 6: It's still on?
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  Speaker 5: Still still on?
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  Speaker 1: Is it looking?
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  Speaker 4: Is it looking any less bright than when it was
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  Speaker 4: handed over to you? On the official passing the torch
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  Speaker 4: ceremony yesterday, Gunjan No.
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  Speaker 7: It's same, looks same, exactly, relentless.
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  Speaker 4: I think this thing is just running on stubbornness.
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  Speaker 3: I know, all right, well, you know what to do
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  Speaker 3: if it runs out at any stage or anyone else
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  Speaker 3: in your security team notice it runs out, let us
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  Speaker 3: know exactly the time it runs out.
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  Speaker 4: I've told them that any any trouble this morning, Gun John,
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  Speaker 4: what's been happening out there?
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  Speaker 7: No nothing, nothing, everything.
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  Speaker 4: Everything under control in the trenches. All right, thank you
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  Speaker 4: so much, Gun John, appreciate it.
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  Speaker 7: You have a thank you, Thank you team.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we've really just like it was our burden.
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  Speaker 3: We've burned something like our whole security team.
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  Speaker 4: Because I think we're both going on. This thing's never
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  Speaker 4: going to end. Because there was we have called an
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  Speaker 4: experts crisis. Meetings were held and there was talking there
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  Speaker 4: if it was led powered or something that you know,
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  Speaker 4: seven years better. Some people go on in the building
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  Speaker 4: like there'll be some sort of what happened while were
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  Speaker 4: you their security?
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  Speaker 5: We'll keep it nine a torch because.
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  Speaker 4: The LA Olympics twenty twenty eight, yeah, surobably still going
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  Speaker 4: gone by there. You can still we do it.
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  Speaker 3: The Hats Breakfast on Facebook. You can win five hundred
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  Speaker 3: dollars whenever this torch goes out. As John I said before,
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  Speaker 3: the America's Cup joins us in ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Time in the studio the hits that Jonavan Ben Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Royal New Zealand Yacht Squadron and Toyter New Zealand. They're
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  Speaker 3: taking the America's Cup, the extra trophy around the country.
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  Speaker 3: You can catch it as it goes from the top
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  Speaker 3: of the North to the deep South and to tell
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  Speaker 3: us more about it from the Royal New Zealand Yacht
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  Speaker 3: Squadron as David Blakeley, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: How are you good? Thank you lovely, lovely to have
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  Speaker 4: you in here. You and and the America's Cup. We
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  Speaker 4: can't still saying it's a lot bigger than you think
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  Speaker 4: it would be.
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  Speaker 7: It is.
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  Speaker 4: No one's there to me.
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  Speaker 3: Do you find that people do say that about the
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  Speaker 3: America's Cup they're surprised with the size of it.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody says that, yeah, yeah, it is a spectacular trophy.
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  Speaker 5: It is I would say the size of a what
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  Speaker 5: a four or five year old kid?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you want to use the child measurement system, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: for a five year old kid. Yeah, so how heavy
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  Speaker 4: is it?
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  Speaker 8: Because seventeen kilos oldest trophy in sport over one hundred
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  Speaker 8: and seventy years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. Is really it's a sight to behold and you're
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  Speaker 4: going to be taking it around the country, that's right.
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  Speaker 8: So we're our friends from Toyota, New Zealand. We're taking
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  Speaker 8: it to forty destinations around the country, from Kitty Kitty
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  Speaker 8: in the north to Icargo in the south, visiting sailing clubs, schools.
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  Speaker 8: Toyota stores the length and breedge to the country.
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  Speaker 5: That's very coose so people can get up close to
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  Speaker 5: it and get a photo.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome, Now you got you got a wonderful gentleman here
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  Speaker 4: with white gloves on. Now you're it's his job to
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  Speaker 4: carry it round.
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  Speaker 5: That's norm normally norm, it's normal. Is he a safe
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  Speaker 5: pair of hands?
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  Speaker 8: Norm? Norm is a very safe.
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  Speaker 5: Hasn't dropped it? Evan dropped it once yet?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I measure a huge responsibility for you.
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  Speaker 4: Normal normal, normal, It's like you could kill a man.
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  Speaker 4: Don't message the cap well and yeah, many people will
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  Speaker 4: be aware that it's not going to be held in
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  Speaker 4: New Zealand this time. Whereabouts is the next America's Cup.
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  Speaker 8: The next America's Cup is in Barcelona.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't what? They take it to Barcelona?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because Barcelona offered to host it for us, and
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  Speaker 8: by doing that, the team was able to raise enough
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  Speaker 8: money to be able to hopefully successfully defend it. Nice,
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  Speaker 8: So that's a little bit different this time. So this
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  Speaker 8: is effectively the Cup going on. It's oe and we're
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  Speaker 8: doing something.
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  Speaker 4: Different, but it's still a home race for us.
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  Speaker 8: We are still defending it.
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  Speaker 4: And so are there new teams, new countries entering this
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  Speaker 4: America's Cup that haven't been there previously.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, there are. So there's teams from France before, Swiss
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  Speaker 8: are back with a they had a linger. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 8: what is different this time is they're brought in the
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  Speaker 8: muscle of some of the Formula One teams and Lingy
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  Speaker 8: have so they've got the Red Bull Formula one team
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  Speaker 8: in the have brought in the Mercedes Formula One team,
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  Speaker 8: so they're putting enormous resource and horsepower and Team New
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  Speaker 8: Zealand are working incredibly hard so make sure that they
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  Speaker 8: can do.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's changed so much over I remember, you know,
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  Speaker 3: the early times that I would watch it with the
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  Speaker 3: boats would seem to go out.
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  Speaker 5: I felt like they're out there for days.
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  Speaker 4: Probably wasn't. But now they've gone missing for six hours.
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  Speaker 4: We'll find out who wins.
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  Speaker 3: They're jovings, But now it's like Formula one on water,
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  Speaker 3: isn't it. They had the little trampoline thing they had,
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  Speaker 3: but one stage pedaling with their feet and legs as well.
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  Speaker 3: It's so many innovations have happened over the last few years.
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  Speaker 8: And the cycles are back this time. But what will
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  Speaker 8: be unique this time is the event will be literally
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  Speaker 8: sailed off the beach in Barcelona.
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  Speaker 4: Is it going to be fast? How much faster can go?
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  Speaker 8: Well, the feedback we're getting is a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Faster than last America.
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  Speaker 8: Is a lot faster than the last America.
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  Speaker 3: Because there's always a secrecy too, because no one wants
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  Speaker 3: to have sort of played their hand too early. And
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  Speaker 3: the technology and stuffy, So how does all that happen?
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  Speaker 3: Do they sort of sail when other people aren't watching, or.
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  Speaker 8: As I say, a lot of the technology and the
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  Speaker 8: sophistication is what we can't see. It's inside the boats.
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  Speaker 8: They can only build a certain number of foils, but
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  Speaker 8: they'll all be careful. There's actually the preliminary regatt for
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  Speaker 8: the America's Cup starts at the end of this month,
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  Speaker 8: and that will be the first time that we'll see
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  Speaker 8: all the boats racing together and actually start to get
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  Speaker 8: a feel for who's fast and who's not.
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  Speaker 4: And so do they look to like Olympic athletes and things,
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  Speaker 4: because like, if you've got cyclists, we're just won gold
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  Speaker 4: multiple times the women did in France.
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  Speaker 8: That's right. In fact, you to New Zealand has ex
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  Speaker 8: Olympic cyclaws in their team.
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  Speaker 4: Do we have a big hand in making the rules
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  Speaker 4: for this America's Cup given that we're the current cup holders.
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  Speaker 8: We do, but we have to agree with with what
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  Speaker 8: they call a challenger of record, right, which is a
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  Speaker 8: club that acts on behalf of the challenging clubs, and
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  Speaker 8: in this case it's the Royal Yacht Squadron out of England.
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  Speaker 4: Because I'd be like, hey, by the way, no formula one, dudes,
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  Speaker 4: want to keep those in and aloud and you get
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  Speaker 4: you'd start five minutes after we start, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, thank you so much for bringing that. And
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  Speaker 3: it's really an honor. They have America's Company yourself in
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  Speaker 3: the studio. Where can people if they want to see it.
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  Speaker 3: As you say, it's going from the top of the
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  Speaker 3: North to the bottom of the south. How can they
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  Speaker 3: find out where it's going to be.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, the best place to go is our website which
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  Speaker 8: is Keywi cup dot co dot enz and that has
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  Speaker 8: all the details for the trip.
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  Speaker 4: Would he nite me to get the old silvo out
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  Speaker 4: on that thing and a whole bottle for polishing job?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Really remarkable, So you definitely go see this thing. You
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  Speaker 4: have a photo with it before it heads off. When
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  Speaker 4: does it go overseas?
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  Speaker 8: It goes to Barcelona towards end of September.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, carry on luggage first class, first class.
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  Speaker 3: I can imagine it would be first class. We've got
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  Speaker 3: a first class bock. Well, thank you so much for
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  Speaker 3: coming in. We really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: Pleasure Dave. There you go from the New Zealand or
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  Speaker 4: yacht Squadron, which is quite look a lot of weird
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  Speaker 4: words in one mouthful. I also had to spell yachts
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  Speaker 4: yeah in squadron. Yeah.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: The HiT's the johonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: At the one of the supermarkets right now, you can
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  Speaker 3: get Disney cards and I love a supermarket promotion. I
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  Speaker 3: get particularly a Disney one up in the past, got
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  Speaker 3: swept up in the Disney dominoes. This time, I've bought
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  Speaker 3: their little collector's album that I can try and collect
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: my one hundred and eight. Didn't realize it was one
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: hundred and eight cards until I bought the album. There's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of pages, but that's my commitment to collecting cards.
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  Speaker 4: The first step to recovery Ben is admitting you have
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  Speaker 4: a problem. You've the dominoes, You've got, You've got swepped
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  Speaker 4: up in the little shops, the little gardens. Yeah, those
• 9:58
  Speaker 4: weird those. You've already got Disney cars that you put
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: in a viewfinder thing. What was that was that? Disney characters?
• 10:04
  Speaker 5: There's there's been a lot you've got.
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  Speaker 4: If the collections have you been a part of, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: a few, a few, but that's been new one.
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  Speaker 10: I move on.
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  Speaker 5: You move on to a new collection that gives you,
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  Speaker 5: gives your life some purpose.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know there are I can't think of any
• 10:18
  Speaker 4: worse vices out there than Bend's one. But one of
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  Speaker 4: the greatest humanitarian acts I think I've ever been a
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  Speaker 4: part of is when you go to the supermarket and
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  Speaker 4: it happened to be on the weekend and they're like,
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  Speaker 4: are you collecting the stickers? The stickers that are like
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  Speaker 4: the size of a baby, and you know those ones.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, listen, no, I'm not. And then what
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  Speaker 4: I like to do? Give it to the next person?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I feel like a million times and
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: they are like, I owe you. I will name my
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  Speaker 4: next born child after you. You know, the lack of
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: gratitude and it makes you feel So it's the same
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  Speaker 4: with these things.
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  Speaker 3: If you get the cards and then if you'll give
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  Speaker 3: it to this person.
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  Speaker 4: They are just like forever and you're in debt.
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  Speaker 11: Ah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so collection crazy? Have you been part of collection craziness?
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  Speaker 1: Do you do?
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  Speaker 4: You do you find yourself getting swept up in these things?
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  Speaker 4: We have Bonnie on the phone this morning.
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  Speaker 5: How are you good?
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  Speaker 12: God, how are you?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: We're doing well. Are you collection crazy?
• 11:15
  Speaker 6: Apparently?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 13: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: What's it? Give us your history? What's your wrap sheet?
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  Speaker 6: We're collected transformers, you know, the interchangeable toys and stuff
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  Speaker 6: like that. So that's been like a twenty two year
• 11:29
  Speaker 6: collection we've got going on. We collect Pokemon cards, you
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  Speaker 6: Go cards.
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  Speaker 11: We've done all of the wool.
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  Speaker 6: Worst ones, so we've done the bricks, the dominoes, the cards,
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  Speaker 6: and that is the thing that is.
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  Speaker 4: The hook that these conglomerates they know, they know what's
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: any human it's a natural humanation. Once you start a collection,
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: you need to collection. That's what they get you. You're right,
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: they know how we're.
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  Speaker 6: Spot Yeah, pretty much. So we just arrived back in
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  Speaker 6: New Zealand on Saturday and my kid was like, Mum,
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  Speaker 6: what's she's doing a card Collich And I don't even
• 12:02
  Speaker 6: know how he found out about that. So now we're
• 12:04
  Speaker 6: hopped into that.
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  Speaker 3: If it's going to give your cards, that's that's your moment.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, do you want these cards? As soon as
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: you say yes, you opened the cards, I know it's
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: the gameway. I know I'm going to be buying the album.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be filling up one hundred and eight
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  Speaker 3: cards or I'm going to be really said that I don't.
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  Speaker 6: The worst cards for us because we don't even have
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  Speaker 6: a wall with in our town. So I have to
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  Speaker 6: now our old town these cards.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, And do you need to finish it?
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  Speaker 4: Like there's no part of you that can't go Actually, no,
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  Speaker 4: we're not going to do this one.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, it's like we're in we're like twenty cards
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  Speaker 6: already deep.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like we're talking about the dominoes they had
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  Speaker 3: a few years ago and I was on there and
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: I did go to a swap meet because I was
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: looking on trade meet.
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: I was people were selling them individuals on training.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife is like, you are not because I use
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: here accounts. She's like, you're not going to use my
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: count to buy these because people were selling It.
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  Speaker 4: Was a frenzy. It's a frenzy. They whip up a
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  Speaker 4: friendzy like hell.
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  Speaker 6: That my my husband joined in on the legos, you know,
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  Speaker 6: the brick's crazy and he was buying them off like
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  Speaker 6: trade meet and Facebook.
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  Speaker 4: You're really you know, sometimes as a species we need
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  Speaker 4: to stick take a break. And then three weeks lad
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  Speaker 4: and you're like, what was wrong? What was I doing?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Was so deep?
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  Speaker 4: Bonnie? You got to have wonder all today. You really
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  Speaker 4: appreciate your listening.
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  Speaker 6: Al you guys to thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Kins kid is coming through a collection collection craziness. Have
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: you have you found yourself in? Deeper can be like
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: a therapy sition before seven o'clock this morning.
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  Speaker 3: We love your calls and text on hundred the hats
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  Speaker 3: a sixty six forty four on your Wednesday.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: The hits that Jona and Ben podcasts.
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  Speaker 4: Here we are and you can get them through eight
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  Speaker 4: hundred the speaking of Dominoes, Ben Boys, you got swooped
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  Speaker 4: up in the GCJ domino That's what she's singing about, right,
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  Speaker 4: you know the Domino's collections as the Dominoes. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: went to swap meets and everything as well. Great text
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  Speaker 4: here four for eight s given someone who's fully fully
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: backing you, being boys, you go, boy, you go, I
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: collect all those things. You please let us know when
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: you find the news land Wow Facebook swap group. I
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: don't know. That must have been something to you. Oh,
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know about That's what I've done. Now we've
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: collected the Dominoes, the brick so I got a hard
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: rock cafes, I collect all their pins. I collect the
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: keychain from every country major city. We travel to my
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: son's current currently collecting all the Zeru NBA basketballers. Go
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: for it, being go ah, that's cool. Yeah, So eight
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: hundred hit telephone number. Have you gone? Collection crazy? Being
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: you join us? Good morning to you, lovely to have
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: you on been over twenty thousand?
• 14:29
  Speaker 9: What have you got I had over twenty thousand marbles.
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: Twenty thousand marbles?
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: Yep, have you counted them?
• 14:41
  Speaker 9: I counted them as I was getting them. I did
• 14:42
  Speaker 9: it from when I was about ten to when I
• 14:44
  Speaker 9: was about fourteenth, So overbout four years.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Five or four years. That's a lot of marbles. So
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: were you going out buying them or you're sort of
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: winning them off people?
• 14:51
  Speaker 9: How was it working now that's summer was buying some?
• 14:54
  Speaker 9: I got givin some. I just found lyning around and
• 14:56
  Speaker 9: just came to them as my oath.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: And what are you doing now with all those marble marbles?
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: Or you still you still got them?
• 15:03
  Speaker 9: Well that was still debatable. No, I am there's about
• 15:07
  Speaker 9: fifteen I think was sixteen. I gave it to my
• 15:09
  Speaker 9: siblings to use.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: Do you know my son when he was young, he
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: went swallowed to marble and the doctor's like, well, there's
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: only one solution here. You have to sift through the
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: waste just to make sure it come out for a week.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: For a week.
• 15:23
  Speaker 8: I did that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: I was like, they did not put this in the
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: parenting and the manuals. Yeah, but no found that marble?
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Do you want that one? I don't think you're good
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: for that one.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: You got enough thanks being appreciate your cold marbles impression.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really impressive with Laura. Good morning, how are you?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Good morning? Cheers to warm up this winter, Laura.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: Get the sponsorship away there, Laura, So wait your turn.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning, not novelty supermarket cards that you're collecting.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: But what are you what are you deep into?
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: I collect Sultan paper shakers?
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, so how many of those you got?
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Probably at least a dozen sets?
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see like any more than two feels like too many? Yes, yeah,
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: you know after your first set of Sultant paper shakers,
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: what what got inside of you? Were you like, I
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: need to I need to add to this.
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, I just think they're really cute. Have them for
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: all different situations. I've got like Halloween ones and Easter ones,
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: Christmas ones I.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Got over a visiting family in America recently. My brother
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: in law he got into wreath, you know, Christmas, you know,
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: had the wreath of flower wreath outside the house, and
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: he's like, you can get one for every month of
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: the year. And so he's got in his garage on
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: the wall. He's got the same thing as you know.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: He's now got twelve different wreaths like you hang on
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: your door, yeah, your door.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like the flower.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, well this one's the January one,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: this one's Do they differ well yes, yeah, well it's
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: still like missile time. Yes, they do slightly, like the
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Halloween one. That octom one's more Halloween. But I'm like,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: someone saw you cap.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: The reason is taking the person there.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Hey, it's not just a Christmas thing guys.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Laura, So what is your consumption of salt and pepper?
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Like you must be having it on every meal?
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: No, if you don't use them.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: They just decorations. Yeah, are they full of salt and pepper?
• 17:17
  Speaker 14: No?
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: So someone goes over and they're like, oh these are cool,
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: and you're like, and then you got to use them?
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh no, they don't know. They're not practical.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: You're right out of all the kitchen apparatus. And it
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: is quite cute, isn't it? Cute little shapes? Yeah, you
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: can get the things.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I mean again, dare I say that? I've seen mickey
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: and mini ones, I've seen all sorts, so yeah, I
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: can see how you do that.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Can you run us through your collection?
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: What have you got I've got something that looks like
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: many jugs. I've got Mason Jazz gingerbread men, some little
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: snow mean, some skulls, and none.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Of them will see a speck of salt or pepper. No,
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: love it, Laura Hey, thank you very much for sharing
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: your story. Love it. I love your work. You have
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: a great day.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: You do things the hits that jhonaan Ben podcast in America.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Yesterday they had an earthquake in Los Angeles, and you know,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: this time a very scary situation. There's times we you know,
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: you do this job and you're like, well, how would
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I be if something happened live in the radio?
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: How professional would we be?
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: And listen to this lady from ESPNLA Melika Andrews is
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: her name, just handle the situation live on TV like
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: a complete pro.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Really, the crowd sort of getting behind as we have
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: a bit of an earthquake here in Los Angeles.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: So we're just going to make sure that our studio life,
• 18:29
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• 18:31
  Speaker 6: Everything's shaking.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: You're good, mylin, everybody good?
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for bearing with us through that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Well, just checking the crew right just as.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: It's over, what's the protocal you know, stampeding over people. Incredible,
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: the ugly scenes of this show. We got into an earthquake, calm, collected, professional,
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: and then she continued on an interview.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're good to God made sure the studio
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: were fine to go and they were to continue.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: And then just carried on even She even checked at
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: the lady on the satellite link who was doing the interviews,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Are you okay? And she's like, well, I'm not even here,
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: but yeah, I'm fine, I'm funny, good Malika, Congratulations on
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: being a boss. I hope you would look like that.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: In that situation. I had kind of bit of quite well,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I don't want to come on here and boast or anything.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: But that's what the radio is for, doesn't it self indulgence.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I was driving along the road. It was when we're
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: having a year overseas and we're having a holiday. This
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: lady she ran out in the middle of rune. She's
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: hysterical and cry stop the car. It was like a
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: four lane road. I was look a lot of traffic
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: and You're like, what's going on here? Because I have
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: pulled over for people previously been remember that loving I
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: pulled over. She looked like she hadn't she hadn't blinked
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: in about three years, and you ended up taking it
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: to her. She's like, I'm late for my district corn appearance.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I was just down the road from the
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: radio station. I was due for our afternoon radio show.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I sucked up the big ones.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, but I'll take you to court.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Now, I'll go to court.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: And we're about sort of three minutes into the trip.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: She's like, you know what I could go. We could
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: go Windy's. I was like, you just do that for
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, I guess we can take you
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: the Windys. You can't go to court on an empty start.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: You don't know how long that's gonna be. Yeah, And
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: I mean if you're going away for a long time,
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: then you want to have a you know, a last meal.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: So I took it the Windy's drive through and then
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I was like, we need to go to court and
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: she's like, oh, no, it makes you fine. I'm fine now.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: So you would have thought I would have looted my
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: lessons son. You know, there's lady, she's hysterical, crying, crying,
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: and she's going, my baby, my baby, my baby, and
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, because I poppy my daughter in the
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: car and she's like, come into the house, come in
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: to the house, and so I pulled over. Was like, Poppy,
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: are gonna have to wait here? I don't know what
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: because you don't know what you walk into when someone's
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: saying my baby, my baby, and my baby, and I'm
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: low key going, I have no skills to do anything here.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I can't you know. It's like when the car breaks
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: down and I'll walk up to try and help someone
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: with the broken down carry like I can't help you
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: today it looked like so they I walk up and
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: so what had happens? Thank god, nothing serious? Her baby
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: had somehow she'd gone to hang out the washing and
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: her baby had locked itself inside the house. But it
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: was a two story house, so she couldn't climb up
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: and get in. There was a little window open, and
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: so I was like, oh, okay, you know, I'll try
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: and climb. And I was like, hell's this weird.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: White ball man's climbing in the window to see a
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: baby inside.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: The baby is like steering at me. I'm like, hello,
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: little baby. Like when you don't have babies, you forget
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: how to talk to babies. Baby, you don't know the baby,
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: baby's steering at me, going dangling, hello, little baby. I'm like, listen,
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: mummy's just in there. I'm just going to climb in,
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: and the baby's like anyway, climbed in, picked up the baby,
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: and the babies like, please don't pick me up, screaming
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: and yelling and okay, win a letter in the door.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: So that was thank god, it was anything serious. But
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: you know, when you're in that situation, from her point
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: of view, like there's nothing, she was obviously just panicacked.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Oh totally a very very stresful sense. So that's how
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: we were to handle it. Hey, next, well how am
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I going to handle it? John is going to call
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: a reception. He's going to send me out of the room,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: and you're going to basically put a message out for
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: me at the reception, leave a message for me.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the message. We're going to go
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: to a medical laboratory because Megan, who's uh, you know
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: you wonderfully usually here on the show, wonderfully usually just
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: begging words out of it. She's got COVID, So it's
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: a COVID themed one.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Oh god, Okay, well it's going to happen next and
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: it's wonderfully usually she's.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Wonderfully usually here the heads that Jona Wan Ben podcast, I.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Do this from time and time. We got it reception reception.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Realize that we don't have anyone that can take a
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: message for us on a reception anywhere, right, yeah, well we.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Haven't reached that stage of the corporate letter, have we.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know what stage is that? Middle management? You're
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: people taking messages?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, So we thought, well, it would have been
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: interesting if we had a receptionist that could take a
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: message for us, but maybe not from the company we
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: work for.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Just a receptionist.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Would they take that message for.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Us and pass it on utilize other people's resources? Now Megan,
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: who's wonderfully usually here, she's away with COVID. She feels
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: like it's going out for another blast, doesn't it COVID
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: going for another round trip at the moment. So I
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: thought we'd to kind of play in that field, Ben.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: So what I'll do is I'll get you to leave
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: the room and I will leave a message for you
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: with this reception.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: So just a random reception someone and you don't know me,
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: I'm guessing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: No, they don't, and you won't know the exact details
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: of the message, so you go out. Okay, so you
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: don't know what you're retrieving, and I'm going to do
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: all the number here. Good luck. Hi, Tina, how are
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: you good?
• 23:47
  Speaker 13: How are you?
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I just got a message to pass on for Ben Ben. Okay,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: it's Dr s Lee's Zoomfield calling from the clinic that
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: he visited.
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: He just got his test results back in. The good
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: news is he hasn't tested positive for COVID, but he
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: has tested positive for undeniable sexiness.
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: We've had reports of people, clusters of people walking past
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Ben and their and their clothes just explode off. So
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know if the government, the government of all
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: the community aren't equipped for this amount of sexiness from.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Ben obviously not well.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: We need to lock him up. We do need to
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: lock him up. We need to lock his perfectly formed,
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: toned and tandebleach. We need he needs to go into isolation. Okay, Okay, Tina,
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: thank you, Tina. Okay. Ben boys back and from the
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Soundproof producers, Bruth, welcome back. That was quick. It was quick,
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Tina us. It's very obliging clothing. So Tina's Tina's name,
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: and we're we're calling the laboratory for your test results.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: We were above lab.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Test results, Tina, Tina speaking. Oh hi, Tina, it's been calling.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Apparently the message has been left for you regarding my
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: lab tests.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: I'm just apparently you've got them the results.
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: I can't say, do you know what?
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: You know what was tested for?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Tina. This is my doctor to tell him that he've
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: tested positive for six We're talking to John O and
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Ben from the Hurts radio station.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: You are kidding, Tina.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: All you needed to do was say he had tested
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: positive for six y us. We can't let the sixtiness
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: get out of the community. The best laugh I think
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: we were on the show from Tina. What a great laugh.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Spot on the line.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: And that's so good. Hey, next the.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: We've had a complaint. Let's come through to the text
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: machine now. It was in relation to a competition we're running.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Last week. We were giving you a chance to win
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: a trip to the iHeartRadio Festival with Stule Liper and
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: all the all the things in Las Vegas. Now we
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: were saying Las Vegas Las Vegas, Las Vegas for three
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: or four weeks as we're putting people in this magnificent
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• 26:37
  Speaker 4: dear Johonovan Ben's are definitely zeroing in on us now
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: on the show, thinking it could be all the shows,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: but just your current promotion for a trip to Las Vegas.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: That's the headline. Note las in Capital's las Las Vegas,
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  Speaker 4: as in Lassie Lasagna, Las Sue. Hasn't any other ass
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: word you can think of, well an owl at the
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: start of it, So please be thinking of any s
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: when you're on here, and please say Las Vegas, not
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Las Vegas.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: It's probably quite true when you think about some reason
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: we just maybe because of Los Angeles or something like that.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: You kind of say, but this is obviously the one
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  Speaker 4: word that winds this person, and everyone has one, and
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  Speaker 4: we've gone say it and they say it wrong. It
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: winds yups and more. We have this sounds like a
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  Speaker 4: bond villain, this guy that we always refer to on YouTube,
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: and he's gone through every word in the English language
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: and how to annunciate it and how to pronounce it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: He listen to him.
• 27:31
  Speaker 14: We are looking at how to pronounce the name of
• 27:34
  Speaker 14: the city located in the state of Nevada. In Spanish,
• 27:38
  Speaker 14: he said has Las Vegas, las Vegas with a B sound. However,
• 27:44
  Speaker 14: in the US and English this is said as Las
• 27:47
  Speaker 14: Vegas plus.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Vegas planted even nuclear bob under the building the time
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: it has twenty four hours. But yeah, las Vegas las
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Vegas is hey mean to say with a beat.
• 28:02
  Speaker 15: That feels like it's going to wind more people be
• 28:04
  Speaker 15: if I go around doing that. Some of them, Yeah,
• 28:11
  Speaker 15: so this is what we want this morning. Words that
• 28:13
  Speaker 15: winds you up? I wait, hundred hits the telephone number
• 28:16
  Speaker 15: you can text four four eight.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: My dad would always get enough set mentioned this before.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Was he'd always think of it his school teacher, so
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: he'd always think of things geographically. So but I wouldn't either.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: So I'd just be going, I'm going down to this place.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: So I'm going and I'm just whipping down to and
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: he was go up or you know, it was it
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: was up, You're going up, you're here, and that's up.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: That's the directions up and be like, oh, I haven't.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: It was just like I don't care.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I don't care, but I wouldn't care because technically I was.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: I was going up, Like you know, if I was
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: in Auckland, I'll be going, I'm going, I'm going down
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: to Russell up up, it's.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Up in the north. And my wife to know when
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: she listens to this radio show and it's just this show, Yeah,
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: this show. When I say to every call, I love
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: your work. That why that really irritates you. She's like,
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: you can't love everyone's you don't even know what the
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: work is. That's a good point. I ran into a
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: guy who had a electronic bracelet on ankle bracelet on
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: the other week, and I didn't know how to in
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: the conversation. I was just chatting with him and is
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, I love your work, mate, and then
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I was looking away, go do what I was working. Yeah,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: he's just got out of prison, so whatever his work was,
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: he was good at it. He was good at it
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: good in places.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: One of the things that winds you up, the hat's
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: the one word that winds you out four four eight,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: A phrase the six could be a phrase your boy.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: When people say it's your boy and they don't really
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: sound like they should be saying your boy, but your girl.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: That winds me up. But what winds you up next?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast now being you thought
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you wed a heck but you've been out and hacked
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: by your wife.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, the older you know, I get you're probably
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: the same the more you work out, you're like man
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: an interesting.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Weird individual. Yeah, all the time, all the time. But
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: then I think, am I weird? And do? I even
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: went to christ you the other day when we were
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: there for the Alpha Quiz that night and I was
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: twining moments. She's like, you're an eccentric character. She's and
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: then coming from a lady who's lived a lot of life,
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: and she said, you're very eccentric, and I was like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I think I'm normal. You know, you think yourself and
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: your actions and what you do and the decision you
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: make a completely normal But they do other people they're like,
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: this is weird.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: So they are two things for the story. One, as
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: you know, sorry Terry and me we've got no bestin's
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: working together. Like I turned sorry off my phone. I
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: don't want my phone listening.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: To be Have you got one of those things in
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: your house the Alexa.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: That listens to and one of my daughters has one
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: of those type things. But I keep telling you unplugging
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: all the time doesn't even know of a conversation. I'd
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: be like, I plug aleixa over a second time.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're running a meth house. Plugged that, mate, Have
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: you got a wire?
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I wanted to ask, all right, plug it again. Will
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: not be hearing a word out of me, sia myself
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: when the other thing is. For some reason, I decided
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to sleep next to the phone. So yeah,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: we got our room renovated a while ago, and there's
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: no drive wife crazy because there's no plugs by the bea,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: there's no physical way you could plug anything.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: And next to the bit, because you were like, well,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I don't need to plug anything next the bit. Next
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: whatever's Gama raised for the phone. So we've got a little.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: Bathroom just off the beddream so that's where the phones
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: get plugged in it.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: His decision was not plugs in the wall. That's really inconvenient. Cool.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Now she's like, why I mean this plugs in the wall,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: just not directly lamp, and she gets really yeah, anyway,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: so yeah, like why did I do this?
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: But anyway, now where the phones go into the little
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: bathroom next to the bedroom. But I think it's really
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: good because the alarm goes off in the morning, there's
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: no you can't snooze.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: You're just straight up turning the alarm offah, which is
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: pivotal for the hours that we usually get the day,
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: because my wife will probably and I think your wife's
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: the same. She could she probably want to snooze a
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: couple of times and just gaze into the day. But
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, no, just get into it. I'm with you.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: I am fully. Since I hear the bing bang out
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: of bed.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: What's no point snoozing. I mean, there's no no good
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: can come from it's right, You've got to get her. Otherwise,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: give yourself ten more extra minutes if you've got that
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: time until your alarm.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Goes And I almost like, what's another five minutes going
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: to do? It's not going to add any more energy
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: So either weekend, I'd already got up, but he dub
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: my thing and my wife had to get up. She
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: was going to take one of my daughter's to nipball,
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: and I heard her alarm go off in the bathroom
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, should be up. She'd be
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: at them she'll be off to turn this alarm off,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: and then I hear the noise Siri stop, Siri stop.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my goodness. She can lie in bed
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: and she can say to Siri, who I don't have
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: any place stealing relationship.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that. I don't know that Siri.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: And then their love stopped, and.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Oh my goodness she is she is how hack to
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: my heck?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Just serious?
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: So sorry, now turns off her alarm and the whole
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: point of the get up and at.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Him on the day. Then's why you put the plugs
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: in the to get the family up here.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: So anyway, so she's great.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: I was actually quite oppressed by.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: She didn't get out.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: She had an extraus nose went off and the way
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: she went, oh wow, yeah, so well done.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: She was another lady in your relationship. Sorry quick coming
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: between you and your wife. Next, absolute shocker I had
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: at work yesterday. It wasn't it a shocker? You can
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: we can we bring the person in poor Ashley? Oh
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: my god? They were it was yeah, it was bad.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: It was bad, and it's a Ralph lurine one on
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: what happened? We'll tell you next.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: The afternoon next yesterday, we were filming a little something
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: before the Hits Bounty with John.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Here's some social media content. That's what you've got to
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: do nowadays. There's multi layers world. We live in there bo,
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: So we filmed like a little sketch where we were
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: detectives good cop, bad cop, and we were sort of investigating,
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: interrogating the suspects who are the musical artists.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: You can see what we've done because that is the bounty.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: We're searching for these artists. I've got a reward. So
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: that's all we were doing. Well dressed as cops were
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: and some sort of weird dingy little room downstairs.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: It work. Yeah, it's like very good, very sweet shopping vibes.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: It's like, I don't know what it is. There's like cages,
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: there's like pumps pumping things. There was a lady once
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: we went down there once, a lady eating her lunch
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: and a cooked lunch, full cooks lunch, just sitting there
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: by yourself. The last questions, I don't know what it's
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: all going. Word, No, what is this? What is happening
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: in this room at the T move factory? Look good?
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Though look good for what we were needed for filming.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: So we were, as you say, interrogating these artists and
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: we were using people around the officer's silhouettes for the artists.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because, believe it or not, we couldn't get Taylor
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Swift down to our weird, weird cage on some world
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: tour or something, so we needed someone to body double
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: for Taylor Swift. Now, this is where the wonderful Ashley
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Bryce Esleie Bryce CEO of Music, CEO of Music, Bryce
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: of Music on the hits, all the songs you hear
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: actually has a huge part and putting them on the radio.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: So that's Ashley's role here at the station. That's a
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: main role.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Also secondary role is to act in crappy sketches.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: With us now being ben Ucy, we need a body double,
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: so you called Ashley down. Well, yeah, we got actually
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: down and you agreed you just had to sit there, right.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 10: I didn't have to do anything because that was my
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: first question is what am I gonna have to do here?
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: And you guys are late, You're.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Like, what is this weird dungeon that you have pulled
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: me down to?
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: We're like, sit there and it'll be fine.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: And then at the end of the sketch you were
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: going to knock over a coffee and we're like, we
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: can only do this once because we're gonna spill our mate.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: We're like, we can only do this once. And so
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: that was and you handed me the coffee and you
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: put it on the table. Now actually sitting there body
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: doubling Taylor Swift. She wasn't meant to be part of Idiots.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: We're not even filming. We're not even filming. And then
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: for some reason we were just talking minutes ago, Like
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: sometimes you think, why am I making the decision? It
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: is just what a normal person would do. And I
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: decided to do a rehearsal. Well, I wasn't there.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: I was so exactly, you're rehearsal, rehearsing, just getting into
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: character full rehearsal too, Yeah, rehearsal, even though we can
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: only do it once, Like, oh, rehearsal.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: And I rehearsal and I went well, bang with the
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: coffee cup. And for some reason, you know when you
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: do something and you regret it immediately afterwards, it wasn't
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: even immediately afterwards. I was forgetting regretting it as it
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: was happening, like sixty percent into the action. I was like,
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: this is not a smart decision. So I wapped the
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: coffee cup for some reason, directly it Ashley full of coffee.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Ashley, you were just sitting there. You got covered in coffee.
• 36:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and unfortunately it decides we're a white top.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: I didn't realize it was a Ralph lurentop. I love it. Ralph,
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: like a lovely white, just like sprays in coffee.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: And you're so lovely.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: You're like, it's okay, it's okay. It's not okay.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: It's if it wasn't okay, but you were like, it's okay,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: it's fine. I'll just go back to my desk. And
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: we're like, oh no, we can't have that happened. I
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: was like, take your top off, which is weird. Tops off,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: the environments, run tops off. I'll take it to the
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: dry cleaner.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I did. You're very kind. Well that's the
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: least I could do, really through coffee at It'll be
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: one of those wild industry rumors. They'll be like, did
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: you hear invited down just to throw a coffee in
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: her face to take a top off. We'd be like,
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: what he yeah. I didn't even play for the dry
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: cleaning absolute monster there guy, So yeah, that was yeah, sorry,
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: appreciate it's at the dry cleaners risky to I. So
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: you're wearing a white shirt today.
• 37:36
  Speaker 13: I was like, let's try against it as I got
• 37:38
  Speaker 13: deprived of wearing my white top yesterday thanks to you
• 37:41
  Speaker 13: and your coffee.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: You only got three hours of that white top yesterday.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: We are branded hits Top.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Not radio all right, so we want you today to
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: make John I feel a little bit. I don't actually
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: feel better. Spill on your spillages. When you you had
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: a spillage, maybe it landed on you. Maybe you're the
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: ones spilling it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: I know there'll be a lot of young waiters who
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: are new to the game who would have had some
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: shockers over the years. Love to get your calls on
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: New Zealand's Breakfast Next.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: The Heat's the johonaan Ben Podcast.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: What have you spelt on someone? Yeah? I had a
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: really shocking incident yesterday. We're filming something for social media purposes. Anyway,
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: long story short, I ended up throwing coffee at one
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: of our colleagues, actually all over a nice white Ralph
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Lauren knit its top coffee everywhere. Bonus was she smelled
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: like a cafe. There's worse things to smell like. The
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: downside was she was sprayed, coffee exploded all over her.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: And again I just I don't know what I was thinking.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: I don't know. So many moments like those in my life.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: We're like, what were you thinking? Mate? And then I
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: took it to that. I took it to the dry
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: cleaners because it's kind of like, well, that's the least
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I could do. Walked into the dry cleaner Cain. The
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: door was shut, and I went, WHOA, tell you what
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: it is hot in here? Said this to the dry
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: You know there's dry. It's not a it's a very
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: tropical environment the dry cleaners. I would say I was
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: packing maybe high thirties, early forty degreeage in there. And
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: I said I was very hot in here. He said, no,
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: it's not. He got got quite quite defensive about the temperature.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this is quite hot. You know,
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: I've come from a cold outside walked into here. It's
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: a very humid and hot. He's like, no perfect conditions.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: And he's looking at his colleague and she say, I
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: can't see that. Every day he sees these are perfect conditions.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: So yeah, managed to annoy two people yesterday the text
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: come through. I can't talk right now.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: But at twenty seven years ago we had our wedding,
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: had a whole lot of shocking things happened. Scaffolding around
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: the church the day before, which is not my ideal
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: for photos.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: They didn't tell them that they're putting scaffold.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: The vicar collapsed, they had to get on a seat,
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: he fainted again, dropped the rings, and then when the
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: reception was on, the best man has spilt a tray
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: of beer over the top of me as well. We
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: still laugh about her twenty seven years later. But a
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: whole lot of things now going on. Wedding was cursed
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: in some ways.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: They've done twenty seven good years. We're going to get
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: to Anna on the phone. How are you this morning? Anna?
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: Hi?
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: How are you guys?
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're doing well. Spill on your spillages. What happened?
• 40:08
  Speaker 13: I had all the kids in the back seat lined
• 40:10
  Speaker 13: up with the McDonald's pancakes, ready to hit the road
• 40:13
  Speaker 13: under the maple syrup, just about to hand it to them.
• 40:16
  Speaker 13: Hands spazzes maple syrup everywhere all over the centeconsole. Nothing
• 40:21
  Speaker 13: to clean it up with other than my jersey and
• 40:23
  Speaker 13: a water bottle.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: So sticky maple syrup when it gets but heat applied
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: to it from the sun.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we're still finding it like months later.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: That's a lick it off scenario.
• 40:38
  Speaker 13: Hand.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: But it was like, you know what, usually you have
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: the whites of the cart, not a white, not a
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: tissue anywhere.
• 40:44
  Speaker 13: Use the old jersey and the water bottle to get
• 40:46
  Speaker 13: it before it's stuck quite concrete.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did that to the steering wheel once. He
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: had to lick something off the ste What do you
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: think that's the I had to go hawked, you know.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: I spent on that day.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: And then kind of because all I had was my top,
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: So I was like, wow, the only option is to
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: look at so you never want to see. You don't
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: even want anyone catching your sucking on a steering steering wheels. Yeah,
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: you know, appreciate your your call in her. Have you
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: done spillages been?
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I've had something spelt on me at a restaurant many
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: years ago. We went to one of those restaurants, you know,
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: they had that Karen's Diner here recently in New Zealand
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: where the staff would kind of it was part of
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: the thing. They kind of give you grief that abuse
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: you in some ways, but a funny way years ago
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: as a restaurant like that, and the lady was really funny,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: just the whole time, just giving us total grief, all
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: sorts of stuff.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: And then she accidentally spooked whine all over me. I
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: wasn't part of the act.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't part of that because the actor suddenly stopped.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: She was like, oh, I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry about that,
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: quietly going to get in the top, going to pay
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: for this.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, she's really changed, but that's.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: The risk when you want to run a novelty restaurant
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: looking like a bumbling waiter.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, she's really committed to this role
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: with red white everywhere. I thought it was quite funny,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: but very inconvenient.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: I did that same as a way to split a
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: whole tray of champagne over a lady. The whole sop
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: swapping with out the races too, the ellersly races. It's
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: all right, it's all right, it's not all right, never
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: all right. Actually was saying the same thing you say,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: it's Okay.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: It's okay, it's not the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Of course, before we were running the twenty thousand dollars
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: bounty here at the Hats, we were sending someone to
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: the iHeartRadio Music Festival and a place in Nevada, a
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: very famous place with the casinos.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: So that I'm now scared that we've been pronouncing wrong.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: For a number of weeks and probably all throughout our career,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: to be honest. Yeah, we had a complaint, one complainant,
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: but about eight or nine texts sent through I'll read
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: it verbatim, irritating this particular individual, this particular about how
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: we pronounce Las Vegas. Your promo for a trip to
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Las Vegas. Note it's las Las Vegas and capitals as
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: an lassie, Lasagna, lasso and any other ass words you
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: can think of with an owl at the start. So
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: we just opened up the debate, you know, words that
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: irritate you. But many people have jumped on board this
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: whole Las Vegas Las Vegas situation. Cody from Idaho said
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I lived over there, never once said lass.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: So we thought, well, should we go directly to Yeah,
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: we will.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Go straight to the sauce but before we do, Mike,
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: good tar of you on the show. Hey, how are
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: you you wanting to bring a big name into the argument?
• 43:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Viva las Vegas by Elvis, right, so that'll sort
• 43:35
  Speaker 11: it out.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Elvis recorded it. It's not a catchy song that's ever
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Listen what's he saying? Lass or loss? Elvis's loss all day.
• 43:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah, something really strange has just happened. All my clothes
• 43:54
  Speaker 11: just fell off me.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: That's what happens when almost second they just explode straight
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: off your.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Body, don't they.
• 44:04
  Speaker 11: Hey, here's another one for you, another one, this one
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they like.
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  Speaker 3: I stick the tongue out after the Yeah. All right,
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  Speaker 3: well that's the debate we need to give in to
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  Speaker 3: make for another day. We appreciate that though. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to listen to the word of the king.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean yeah, he's a pretty reputable kind of guy,
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  Speaker 4: Elvis Prisley. But we can go straight to the heart
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  Speaker 4: because you know, times changed, don't know, since the retorting
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  Speaker 4: of Viva Las Vegas, people become woke, been woke culture,
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  Speaker 4: so maybe things might have changed. You're right, So we're
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  Speaker 4: going to go through to Well, we're the Little White
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  Speaker 4: Winning Chapel.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the famous, iconic little chapel in Vegas that people
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  Speaker 3: get the quick weddings.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you for calling the world famous Little White Wedding
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  Speaker 4: Number one choice for celebrity marriages in Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: Not the voice I was expecting.
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  Speaker 6: Please stay on the line while your call is transferred
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  Speaker 6: to the operator.
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  Speaker 4: That was the voice I was expecting. Yeah, yeah, she
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  Speaker 4: was a great voice.
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  Speaker 2: Then, thank you for calling the Little White Wedding Chapel.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: This is Sonya. How may I help you?
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  Speaker 4: What's Sonia? Our names are JOHNO and Ben. We're from
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  Speaker 4: New Zealand. How are you?
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  Speaker 12: I'm good?
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  Speaker 2: How are you today?
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  Speaker 4: Good? Sorry, I'm talking to you like a four year
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  Speaker 4: old child. I feel like that our action is quite
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  Speaker 4: hard to understand.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay.
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  Speaker 9: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Just one question and one question only? Is it Las
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Vegas or Las Vegas? We're having no less or loss. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: we're having a big debate. How do you pronounce it?
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  Speaker 2: It's a last Vegas lost.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: This is the official word from Las Vegas. Because we've
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: been saying Las Vegas and then we got we keep
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: getting complaints going it's Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: No, it is Las Vegas, Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right?
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: And how much to get married? That's my second question.
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  Speaker 3: I said one question, but now I'm tempted.
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  Speaker 2: Our packages depend on the venues. So for example, our
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  Speaker 2: little white Chapel, pink Cadillac, and Gazebel all come to
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and forty nine dollars and ninety cents. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: the minister fee and.
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  Speaker 4: Taxes, that's reasonable. Most famous person you've had get married there?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, there's so many. I would probably say Britney
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  Speaker 2: Spears or Jennifer Lopez.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, that's pretty good with fard of that in
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: New Zealand, big names, big names. Well listen, we pass
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  Speaker 4: on our gods. You have a great day. Pass on
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: our gods to Elvis, possible to someone you have a
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  Speaker 4: great day.
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  Speaker 2: You too, have a good day.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go Las Vegas. Yeah, got so case closed.
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  Speaker 3: Alternate uses for products your son is rocking and neck
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  Speaker 4: his pants. Oh okay, so he's come out of his house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: surely there's.
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  Speaker 5: Stuff and I don't know, maybe he was looking for
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  Speaker 5: rubber bands.
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  Speaker 4: Disparerent measures. If you're going out to ask the posty
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  Speaker 4: for rubber bands, so I suppose you could use to
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  Speaker 4: loop around and stuff, bring them together, bring the two. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You could do that with cable ties as well, couldn't you.
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  Speaker 4: That's true annoying if you do need to go because
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  Speaker 4: you've kind of locked like a chestedy sort of situation,
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  Speaker 4: isn't it locked into your pants? Yeah? But alternate uses
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  Speaker 4: for products items. Let's go to Naomi. Good morning, Welcome
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  Speaker 4: to New Zealand's breakfast. Naomi, good morning, lovely to have
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  Speaker 4: you on this morning. What are we talking here? Mate?
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  Speaker 13: Was?
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Actually I know what we're talking with been mentioned the
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  Speaker 4: microwave plate that he pulls out with wheels and uses
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  Speaker 4: it as a lazy Susan.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, so we use we use it for board games.
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  Speaker 12: So as we're all getting a wee bit older, we're
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  Speaker 12: getting a bit of myopics. So the whole idea is
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  Speaker 12: to turn it around towards you so you don't have
• 48:14
  Speaker 12: to upset any of the bits on the border. And
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  Speaker 12: it works really well.
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  Speaker 4: Genius. So you're like Monopoly, you can just sing you
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: want to see what you were riding and sure, that
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  Speaker 4: is a great hack. That's a great hack. I'll tell
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  Speaker 4: you that one. Yeah. No, do you play do you
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: still play Monopoly with the family? Do you?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 12: Avoid Monopoly? Awe, But I have to say, because it
• 48:36
  Speaker 12: can cause all sorts of risks in the family structure.
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  Speaker 12: Scrabble and we play I can't remember the other thing
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  Speaker 12: with the four We all get into into groups and
• 48:52
  Speaker 12: you've got cards as well as discs, and you had
• 48:54
  Speaker 12: to get five in a row sequence.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, I we played Monopoly recent just all
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  Speaker 4: out bickering, just for four or five hours. It was
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: a really brings out.
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  Speaker 12: The best of people recently, thinking that that would be
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  Speaker 12: quite quite cheerful.
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  Speaker 5: But your coin, your.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: Now, this is a great one too. He couldn't come on,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: are he's working, but he said, my mum used a
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: carrot and vasselline. There's a foot messager for her sore
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: feet and ankles. So she have a couple of big carrots,
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: bird massive carrots and some vasseline under her bed in
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: case you got foot cramps in the night. I don't
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: know how you end up with carrots and vaseline. You're like,
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: if it were, it works the magical foot messager. I mean,
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: if if you came into my bedroom, I'm like, hey,
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: excuse the carrots and vesseline under the bed. There you go.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I use them as a foot master. And
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: you're like, okay, whatever I wanted to judge, No need
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: to judge.
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