Latest / onefjef / Biking the Entire Western Hemisphere with Gary Clarke (Re-Release)
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- 0:02Hola, mis amigos y amigas.
- 0:03Es Jef.
- 0:03¿Qué onda?
- 0:07How are you?
- 0:09As always and forever, I hope you are thriving.
- 0:13I looked it up.
- 0:13There is unfortunately no word for thriving in Spanish.
- 0:18The closest I can get is like super bien or muy bien,
- 0:24but it's not really the same.
- 0:25It doesn't feel the same.
- 0:27And, uh, yeah, I'm not here to suggest that another word be
- 0:31added to the Spanish language.
- 0:32I am not here to suggest that because there are plenty, plenty of words.
- 0:39But if there is some sort of a list of words waiting to be added to the Spanish
- 0:44language, I hope that thrive is on it.
- 0:50Maybe thrivendo or thrivo or something.
- 0:54I don't know.
- 0:55It's-- You figure it out.
- 0:57Anyway, this here episode is the last of the onefjef re-released episodes for
- 1:05the hiatus of twenty twenty-six, which means I have to stop procrastinating
- 1:10and start editing these interviews that I recorded a while back.
- 1:14I will.
- 1:15I must.
- 1:17I will.
- 1:19It has been nice to have a bit of, uh, downtime, a bit of a break,
- 1:22though, and it feels like it flew by.
- 1:26I mean, I've been in this new apartment for a month today, which is
- 1:30crazy to me, not necessarily to you.
- 1:32I mean, maybe to you, but to me, it feels like just yesterday
- 1:36that I moved in and enjoyed my terrace for the very first time.
- 1:41And now thirty days or thirty-one days have passed.
- 1:45Time it does, don't it?
- 1:48Yes, it do.
- 1:50And what episode might you be re-releasing this week, Jef?
- 1:55Well, I'm glad you asked.
- 1:58I will be re-releasing the interview with my friend Gary Clarke, who I met a
- 2:02year and a half ago when I first visited Mexico City, and who was at the time in
- 2:07the midst of an epic bike ride from Alaska to the southern tip of South America.
- 2:13This interview wasn't recorded until November of last year, though,
- 2:17at which point he was in Peru.
- 2:20And now he's back home in the UK, still thriving, of course.
- 2:25There's really no way to describe what Gary did as anything other than,
- 2:29like, amazing, incredible, etc. But Gary doesn't really see it that way.
- 2:35He just wanted to travel, and he decided that a bike was the best way to do it.
- 2:41He talks about that and many more things in the interview that follows.
- 2:46He's a super interesting guy who's had an interesting life both on
- 2:49a bike and not on a bike, and you're gonna enjoy this interview.
- 2:53If you've already heard it, you'll enjoy it more the second time.
- 2:57I insist.
- 2:58I insist.
- 3:01So my friends, here is my interview with Gary Clarke
- 3:06recorded on November 3rd, 2025.
- 3:11I, um, ordered breakfast the other day and, uh, all I heard was, uh,
- 3:15fritter, and up until then I'd had chicken fritters, so I thought,
- 3:18"This, yeah." And, uh, I ended up with quarter of a, um, fried guinea pig.
- 3:24And I was like, "Yeah." Right, but they eat a lot of guinea pig down there.
- 3:27They like guinea pig.
- 3:28Yeah, they love it.
- 3:28Did you try it?
- 3:29Love it?
- 3:29Well, I had to.
- 3:29It was, uh, basically what I ordered that breakfast.
- 3:32Yeah, there's not a lot of meat on it, surprisingly.
- 3:35Right, right, right.
- 3:35Was it good?
- 3:37Uh, no.
- 3:37So, uh, yeah, most of it ended up on the, um, side dish.
- 3:42This is episode 23 of onefjef.
- 3:45The number 23 has an uncanny way of showing up in
- 3:49science, nature, and mystery.
- 3:51Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes in their DNA, and the Earth is
- 3:55tilted at about 23 degrees on its axis, giving us seasons.
- 3:59It's said that blood takes roughly 23 seconds to circulate through the body,
- 4:03and the 23rd hour, 11:00 PM, marks the final hour before a new day begins.
- 4:08These patterns help give rise to the 23 enigma, the belief that
- 4:13this number appears suspiciously often and carries hidden meaning.
- 4:16Hello, my friends.
- 4:17How are you?
- 4:18Good?
- 4:19I hope that's a yes.
- 4:20If not, keep listening.
- 4:23This podcast is about to make you feel better.
- 4:26Why, you ask?
- 4:28Because today's guest is Gary Clarke.
- 4:30Gary Clarke is a British long-distance cyclist currently
- 4:34attempting to ride around the world.
- 4:36Right now, he's pedaling from Alaska all the way to the southern tip of
- 4:40Chile, continuing a journey that's already taken him across Australia,
- 4:44through Southeast Asia, India, Japan, and into the mountains of Nepal.
- 4:48Before turning to life on the road, Clarke worked on offshore oil rigs and platforms,
- 4:54a career he left behind to pursue a slower, more deliberate way of seeing
- 4:58the world from the saddle of a bicycle.
- 5:01Sometimes you meet a person and you just feel like you'll know them forever.
- 5:07And that was how I felt after I met Gary in Mexico City earlier this year.
- 5:12We were in a Spanish class together, which was incidentally the same class
- 5:17where I met the couple who I had dinner with in St. Louis on my road
- 5:21trip, episode nine, if you're curious.
- 5:24I didn't learn much in that class.
- 5:26I don't think Gary did either.
- 5:28But I met some great people, and I'll take great people over
- 5:33knowledge any day of the week.
- 5:36We had a fairly immediate connection, Gary and I. We share a similar
- 5:39sense of humor and perspective on life and the way the world works.
- 5:45And he's just a really likable guy.
- 5:47We did a bunch of sightseeing together, ate some amazing food together, and
- 5:51I actually ended up letting him crash for a couple nights in the extra
- 5:53bedroom in my Airbnb, so we could go on this amazing hot air balloon
- 5:58ride over the Teotihuacan pyramids.
- 6:02The interesting thing about Gary is that he barely talked about his bike trip.
- 6:07Most of the people in the Spanish class we were in didn't even know that he was doing
- 6:11this until I mentioned it, and then they were like, "Whoa, really?" And I think
- 6:15it's because Gary doesn't really think what he's doing is all that remarkable.
- 6:19It's just something he likes to do, so he's doing it.
- 6:24But it is remarkable, as I'm sure most of you would agree.
- 6:28So I'm grateful that he was willing to take some time out from this epic trip
- 6:32of his to talk to me from the guest house he was staying at in Huaraz, Peru.
- 6:37And just FYI, due to Peruvian internet issues, uh, we had to have
- 6:42this conversation over WhatsApp, so the sound quality isn't perfect.
- 6:47But you'll get over it.
- 6:49You probably won't even notice it.
- 6:50Or maybe you wouldn't have noticed it had I not said anything, and
- 6:54now that I have said something, you'll be listening for it.
- 6:56So maybe just disregard.
- 7:00Thank you as always and forever to my new Patreon subscribers.
- 7:04Actually, there's just one since the last episode, but everything
- 7:08helps, so thank you to my new and continuing Patreon subscribers
- 7:12for your support of the podcast.
- 7:14I'll be putting some photos of Gary and I in Mexico City in the
- 7:17Patreon feed for your enjoyment.
- 7:20And there's another bonus episode for you on the way.
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- 7:46And whether you're a Patreon subscriber or not, I appreciate you
- 7:49and your magical ears, which you are using right now to hear my voice.
- 7:55I don't know much about how ears work, but the little I do know leads me to
- 7:59believe that it's kind of miraculous, this ability to hear, and I'm glad you're
- 8:04using this miracle to listen to onefjef.
- 8:08So thank you for listening.
- 8:12Thank you for being here.
- 8:14Here's Gary Clarke talking to me from a guesthouse in Huaraz, Peru
- 8:25Yeah, I messed around on, um, ChatGPT.
- 8:27I had to get, um, something together for an insurance company.
- 8:30And then I, um, managed to go out, get some, um, camping gas and a few
- 8:35supplies ready for the off tomorrow.
- 8:38All right.
- 8:38Well, I think this will actually work.
- 8:41It's not ideal, but, uh, Peruvian internet is not known for
- 8:44its high-quality connections.
- 8:47Absolutely, mate.
- 8:49We'll, we'll, we'll work round it.
- 8:50Right.
- 8:51So Gary Clarke, it's so good to talk to you again.
- 8:53It's been, uh, what?
- 8:54About eight months or so since we met.
- 8:56It has been, Jef, yeah, yeah.
- 8:57Yeah.
- 8:58Very good memories.
- 8:59Yeah, indeed.
- 9:00Yeah.
- 9:00So Gary and I met, uh, I was in Mexico earlier this year, and we met, um, in a
- 9:06Spanish class actually, um, that wasn't a very good Spanish class as we've, Gary
- 9:11and I have joked about many, many times.
- 9:13I forget, I forget what the one joke was about.
- 9:15This is better than that thing.
- 9:17We just wanted to know how to order tacos, so.
- 9:20Yeah, yeah.
- 9:21And instead- We needed phrases.
- 9:23Yeah, and we were getting this, that, and the… Yeah.
- 9:26Yeah, yeah.
- 9:26We were getting- But- … some more advanced things.
- 9:28Um, so, so yeah, it wasn't the best class in terms of learning Spanish, but in terms
- 9:33of, like, making friends, it was great.
- 9:35Uh, and then me, me and Gary went on a magical air balloon ride in Mexico by
- 9:40the pyramids outside of Mexico City.
- 9:42That was kind of an amazing day, actually, and we didn't die.
- 9:45We didn't die, and it was magnificent.
- 9:47The views was incredible.
- 9:49Uh, and I was amazed how many balloons they put up in the air.
- 9:52Yeah, there was one that crashed recently too, I saw.
- 9:55Um- Was there?
- 9:57Yeah, I think I sent you- Yeah … I thought I sent you the link, but yeah.
- 9:59Um, yeah, somebody died, so, uh, at least we didn't- Oh, okay … didn't, we didn't,
- 10:03we didn't get on that one, so that's good.
- 10:06That was good.
- 10:06That is always a positive when you make it back.
- 10:09So where are you right now?
- 10:11Where do I find you right now?
- 10:13I'm in Huaraz, which is the, um, basically the climbing and high peak
- 10:17hiking sort of, um, epicenter for the high peaks around this area.
- 10:23What, what big city is it near?
- 10:25Is near anything I would know?
- 10:28Well, it's close… It's inland from Lima, really.
- 10:31Lima being on the coast.
- 10:32Right.
- 10:33Right.
- 10:34And then Huaraz is, um, pretty much as soon as you see the, um,
- 10:38snow-capped mountains, um, this is in the foothills of that.
- 10:43So it's pretty.
- 10:45It is stunning, yeah.
- 10:46It's lovely.
- 10:47Um, and there's a lot of, uh, international, uh, backpackers and,
- 10:51uh, people that have come probably specifically for the climbs.
- 10:55Right.
- 10:55Right, right.
- 10:56So, um, tell me, I mean, I mean, I know, but, like, tell my listeners,
- 11:01uh, about what, what, what kind of trip you're on here, your biking trip here.
- 11:06Yeah, yeah.
- 11:07I basically, uh, COVID, um, put a good couple of years gap in between
- 11:12my five-year riding around the world.
- 11:14Um, and, um, to look for a decent, uh, start to finish ride, I decided to, um,
- 11:21pick the Alaska to Patagonia, um, Ushuaia in Ar- Argentina route, which really
- 11:30is an unbroken cycle ride continuous through the, uh, North and South and
- 11:34Central Americas up until you get to Panama and the Darien Gap, which you
- 11:39either boat or you, in my case, fly over.
- 11:43Oh, you took a plane.
- 11:45I was wondering.
- 11:46I did.
- 11:46I was… Yeah, I was the wrong time of year, Jeff.
- 11:48I basically, if I was a little bit sooner, um, the sun would've been out, and, um, it
- 11:54probably would be quite a pleasant ride.
- 11:56Uh, for my time of year, it was just gonna be a choppy, uh, rather unpleasant-
- 12:02Mm … I hope this ends- Right, vomit
- 12:03sort of ride.
- 12:04Right, vomit inducing as they say.
- 12:06Yeah.
- 12:06Exactly.
- 12:06Exactly.
- 12:07Um, I, uh… So you started in, where in Alaska did you start, and when was that?
- 12:13Yeah, I started up in, um, the northernmost, um, accessible part of, um,
- 12:18Alaska, which is Deadhorse, Prudhoe Bay.
- 12:21Okay.
- 12:22Uh, which is, yeah, is pretty much, um, only really accessible because,
- 12:27uh, of the oil that is up there.
- 12:29Of course.
- 12:30Um, yeah.
- 12:31And then you cycle down a supply line which pretty much shadows the
- 12:37pipeline running from Deadhorse down to Valdez, um, which is where it's,
- 12:43um, shipped out all the time to.
- 12:46Right, the giant pipeline and all that.
- 12:48And when- Yeah … when was, when was that?
- 12:49When did you start?
- 12:51Yeah.
- 12:52Uh, I started about as early as you can in the season, which was
- 12:57around about the 9th of June.
- 12:59Uh, and I was about the third person out that year.
- 13:03The 9th of June of last year.
- 13:06Of last year, yes.
- 13:06Of 2024.
- 13:07Yep.
- 13:07Okay.
- 13:08And then you're planning to get to where by the end of the trip?
- 13:12Where's the, where's the final destination?
- 13:14Final destination is the southern tip down by, uh, uh, Tierra del Fuego.
- 13:19Yeah, yeah.
- 13:20Tierra del Fuego.
- 13:20That's it.
- 13:21Yeah.
- 13:22Uh, and Ushuaia is the, um, the, the, the name of the town.
- 13:26They also use it, um, uh, for a destination or a leaving point for
- 13:32the, um, Antarctic, um, cruises.
- 13:34Right.
- 13:35Right, right.
- 13:35And when do you-- How far from there are you?
- 13:38When do you think you'll get there?
- 13:39Well, I did have a quick look.
- 13:41I'm, uh, I'm roughly about 7,500 kilometers- Jesus … which, um,
- 13:47yeah, even with the Andes in, in between, it's gonna be a good, um,
- 13:52maybe January/February, um- Right, but it'll be summer though, so.
- 13:58It will.
- 13:58Hopefully, it starts getting warmer.
- 14:00The only thing is the, um, winds, which- Right … hope- I'm kinda hoping are in
- 14:06my favor going, uh, from north to south.
- 14:10I mean, I had a-- I dated a woman who lived in Chile for 13
- 14:13years in, um, what city was it?
- 14:16It was, uh, Punta Arenas, which is right down there in Patagonia.
- 14:19And her big-- She's triggered by the wind now because it's so w-
- 14:22it's like a constant gale-force wind down there according to her.
- 14:25So just preparing you, Gary, because it may be- Yeah
- 14:28it may be windy.
- 14:30Much appreciated, Jeff.
- 14:31Yeah.
- 14:31Yeah.
- 14:31Yeah.
- 14:31No, um, I have ridden the reverse, um, from Ushuaia to, um,
- 14:37funnily enough, this town, Araz.
- 14:39Uh, and then I, um, returned and got back to Lima and then
- 14:42flew into, uh, New Zealand.
- 14:45Uh, that was the first part of my ride.
- 14:47Oh, so you've already r- kind of done this part of the trip, but just backwards?
- 14:52I have.
- 14:52This is roughly as far north as I got, um, 10 years ago.
- 14:56So this is part of a, what?
- 14:58A bigger, a grander, a grander scheme of g- biking across the entire world?
- 15:03Yeah.
- 15:04I started really, I was gonna end in Australia, um, 'cause I did go
- 15:09through the points system, uh, to enter and emigrate to Australia.
- 15:14Um, however, during the ride, I, um, realized that it was
- 15:19such a fantastic lifestyle.
- 15:21Um, and I got less and less, uh, interested in going back to my former job,
- 15:30which I, you know, prior to the cycling I was, um, it was quite important to me.
- 15:35Right.
- 15:35Right, right.
- 15:36So when did you decide to do this, um, incredible biking
- 15:41around the world to a degree?
- 15:43It was a good 10 years ago.
- 15:45Um, and I set off with the intention of it being a, um,
- 15:48six-month, um, cycle ride basically.
- 15:52I'd saved South America as a big trip.
- 15:56Uh, so I looked at, um… I was working off shore at the time, and,
- 16:01um, I was looking at it and I thought, well, there's no train routes.
- 16:04It'll all be by buses, which I didn't really fancy.
- 16:08And then I thought about a motorbike, uh, but I've got no real history of
- 16:12riding a motorbike or maintaining one, and I thought that sounds
- 16:15like a disaster waiting to happen.
- 16:17Right.
- 16:18So, uh, I basically trialed a fold-up bike in Burma for three weeks, having
- 16:24flown into Bangkok and bought one.
- 16:27Uh, and, uh, yeah, I was like, this is doable.
- 16:30So then, um, it was just gonna be a six-month cycle
- 16:33trip, uh, back to Australia.
- 16:36Uh, but by the time I got there I thought I'd just as well cycle round Australia
- 16:40whilst I've got the, uh, the visa.
- 16:43Right.
- 16:43Uh, and then during the, those two years, uh, I was like, yeah, Japan might be nice.
- 16:50Uh, and then I… Southeast Asia, uh, Northern India, uh, Kazakhstan,
- 16:57the rest of the St- You've done all these, you've biked across all
- 16:58these countries, all these places?
- 17:00Yeah.
- 17:01Wow.
- 17:01Yeah, yeah.
- 17:03Did you train before you started this whole adventure
- 17:06or did you just start doing it?
- 17:08Yeah.
- 17:08I, um, I wasn't much of a cyclist.
- 17:11Um, uh, and probably even when I'm not cycling around the world, I…
- 17:18Cycling's not something I, um, think, "Oh, I'll get on the bike." Huh.
- 17:22Um, so I just find it the best way to travel.
- 17:27The right pace, you see things, you interact with people.
- 17:31Um, you're not trying to just get from A to B and then do stuff when you get to B.
- 17:35Right.
- 17:36Your journey starts when you set off in the morning.
- 17:38Uh, you get some wonderful camping spots.
- 17:42Um, yeah, there's a lot of positives.
- 17:43It does keep you fit.
- 17:44Obviously it's good for your mental and, um, physical health.
- 17:47Sure.
- 17:47Sure.
- 17:48So yeah, I, um, hadn't done a great deal, but I was trying to keep myself a
- 17:54little bit active on the treadmill and a few things whilst working offshore.
- 17:59Otherwise you can, um, you can get a bit drawn into 16, 17-hour days.
- 18:05Yeah.
- 18:05Uh, and a lot of that can be in and around a computer.
- 18:09Sure.
- 18:09Yeah.
- 18:10So- Tell me about it.
- 18:11Um- Yeah.
- 18:12Uh, so, so you just have been biking and then wherever you feel like
- 18:16kinda stopping, if you're like in the middle of nowhere, you just
- 18:19pitch a tent and, and set up and, and sleep there, wherever it is?
- 18:25Well, some, some countries favor or lean to it a little bit better than others.
- 18:29Some, uh, the Colombia and Ecuador, for example, of j- a,
- 18:34a lot of it was, um, fenced in.
- 18:36Right.
- 18:37So if you get to that sort of s- nor- um, the North Island
- 18:41in New Zealand was the same.
- 18:43Um, I don't wanna jump over a fence to put a tent up.
- 18:46Right.
- 18:46Right, right.
- 18:46So you try to get, you know, you try to get to either, um, a designated, um,
- 18:52camp spot or, um, y- y- you look for accommodation, which was affordable,
- 18:59obviously, for Ecuador and Colombia.
- 19:02Right.
- 19:03Right.
- 19:03I mean, it's a very inexpensive way to travel, I'd imagine.
- 19:05You know, you're, you're not paying for any of the buses, uh- Yeah
- 19:09trains or whichever else.
- 19:10Right.
- 19:10Uh, there's no fuel involved.
- 19:12Um, you know, y- you eat cheaper probably than you would even if you
- 19:17were, um, you know, backpacking.
- 19:19For sure.
- 19:19So, um- For sure … you know, the h- the costs are definitely kept down.
- 19:24I mean, are you tired?
- 19:29Uh, funnily enough, for the first time, uh, in the, um, years that I've been
- 19:34riding, my legs played up when I got to, to the south of, uh, Colombia.
- 19:39Ah.
- 19:40Uh, and that was a f- yeah.
- 19:41Yeah, that was a f- that was a good eye-opener.
- 19:42It made me focus on how much I was doing per day.
- 19:46Right.
- 19:46Um, the hills are no joke.
- 19:49Um, obviously when you're a little bit younger, you don't
- 19:53have to worry about these things.
- 19:54Sure, sure.
- 19:54But, uh, nutrition, um, fluids, uh, so yeah, I've, uh- How old are you now, Gary?
- 20:02Uh, 55 now.
- 20:03Unbelievable.
- 20:04Is this the longest trip you've done?
- 20:06The previous one started off that it was gonna be six months and ended
- 20:10up five years, so- Oh, right … um- But that was with some breaks.
- 20:13You were, you were not biking the entire time.
- 20:15Absolutely.
- 20:16Right.
- 20:16No, no.
- 20:17The, the… In fairness, you've, you've gotta, you've gotta pace it,
- 20:21otherwise, um, you do mentally, uh, find yourself a little bit under it.
- 20:26It's, um, you've gotta get the balance, otherwise it can become a bit of a,
- 20:30um- Like a slog … bit of a task.
- 20:32Right.
- 20:32Yeah.
- 20:33Like a slog.
- 20:33Yeah.
- 20:33Yeah.
- 20:34Uh, yeah, you stopped in Mexico City for two or three weeks
- 20:37or something, didn't you?
- 20:37I mean, that you were there for a while.
- 20:38Yeah.
- 20:39Yeah, yeah.
- 20:39Yeah.
- 20:40The other one with that, Jef, is basically I was … Once I'd got out
- 20:43of North America, I felt as if I was trying to chase the, um, seasons.
- 20:47I couldn't start in Alaska- Right … too soon.
- 20:50I had to get over, um, Colorado before it started to snow.
- 20:53Yeah.
- 20:54You know, and then basically by the time I got to the, the Baja, I knew I could
- 20:58slow down in Central America- Right
- 21:00to try to time it to get to Patagonia in their summertime.
- 21:06Yeah.
- 21:06And how many miles do you think that'll be the whole tr- this whole trip?
- 21:10Do you have any idea?
- 21:11Yeah.
- 21:12Yeah.
- 21:12I don't, no.
- 21:13I d- I don't really plan much, Jef, really.
- 21:15I just, um, it … I quite like the spontaneity of, um, you
- 21:19know, turning up to places that you don't have a clue about.
- 21:22Sure.
- 21:22Um, I have a little bit of an idea of the route.
- 21:25You generally know, you know, roughly where you're heading, but that can
- 21:29change, you know, within a couple of days.
- 21:32So yeah, I, I'm, I'm basically gearing up now for a route that's
- 21:36called the, um, Peruvian, I think they call it Great Divide.
- 21:40Um- Uh-huh … which is something that, uh, some intrepid, um, people
- 21:45beforehand, in fact, that they were called the Pikes on Bikes.
- 21:49Um, it's now been, uh, designated by bikepacking.com, and, um, it's one
- 21:55of their, uh, main South American routes, so it- Oh, well, that's good.
- 21:59At least it'll be made for bikes.
- 22:01I think that's probably … I would, I would get sketched out because I don't
- 22:04like sharing the, the road with cars.
- 22:06It freaks me out.
- 22:07I feel like I'm gonna get hit by a car.
- 22:09That can happen, Jef.
- 22:10Yeah.
- 22:10Yeah.
- 22:10Um, yeah.
- 22:12You do, though, you do hear of, um, cyclists out and about that,
- 22:16um, unfortunately do get hit, and unfortunately motorists, um- Don't
- 22:23consider that you've been riding for seven or eight hours that day
- 22:26and your legs ain't very good.
- 22:28Right.
- 22:29Right.
- 22:29Um, they presume you're just riding around a corner.
- 22:31Right.
- 22:32And what kind of, uh… What are you, what are you taking with you?
- 22:34What do you have on your bike?
- 22:36Yeah, one of the first things when you first set off is you generally over-pack.
- 22:40You take a lot of nice to haves.
- 22:42There were, yeah, extra couple of tops and a few other things.
- 22:44So once you've been out a while, you streamline that down, 'cause
- 22:48as soon as you hit the hills- Right
- 22:50every little T-shirt- Right … you can feel.
- 22:52I carry, uh, and again, you sort of do your homework, uh, to select
- 22:58decent quality stuff that packs down small volume and is light.
- 23:02Um, so yeah, camping gear, sleeping stuff, cooking stuff, warm gear, uh,
- 23:09warm clothes, w- uh, wet clothes.
- 23:12Well, s- sorry, wet weather clothes.
- 23:15And, uh, obviously something for maintenance on the bike.
- 23:20Sure, sure.
- 23:21How many flats have you gotten on this trip?
- 23:23Like, a load, actually.
- 23:24I was doing fine in North America.
- 23:26I had a couple of, um, random ones- Right … uh, that you th- you think,
- 23:29"Oh, that's a bit unfortunate." Yeah.
- 23:31But then when I got to the Baja, I, uh, I was starting to pick up
- 23:35quite a few, um, thorns, basically.
- 23:36I think they're goatheads, they call them.
- 23:40Even, uh, Arizona, maybe.
- 23:42Uh- Right … and once it starts, it seems as if you just, um,
- 23:46end up on a, a bad run of them.
- 23:48So- Uh-huh … you're still, you know, you're constantly
- 23:50taking that back wheel off.
- 23:52But, um, since Mexico, and in fact just after, I think I'd just had it
- 23:57done, Jef, when I came around to yours before we did the, um, balloon trip.
- 24:00I went, um, tubeless.
- 24:02And, um- Oh, right.
- 24:03Right, right, right … the w- that had been going fantastic
- 24:07up until, where did I get to?
- 24:09Somewhere in Colombia.
- 24:10Plenty of glass on the road.
- 24:12Uh, just happened to hit a, uh… Well, the tire was getting
- 24:15a little bit thin as well.
- 24:17Um, and then it was just too big to plug.
- 24:20So, uh, we put a tube in it, and, uh, it was a new tire, so.
- 24:25Wow.
- 24:25And, uh, touch wood, been good ever since.
- 24:27So have there been… Like, what have been some of the highlights
- 24:30of this, this bike trip itself?
- 24:33Have there been anything, any, any, like… What's, what's stood out in
- 24:36terms of even e- either experiences or places or whatever it is?
- 24:41Any, uh, any takeaways?
- 24:42Yeah.
- 24:43Alaska scenery is stunning.
- 24:45Um, you get a, a north, uh, what was it?
- 24:48British Columbia.
- 24:49Mm-hmm.
- 24:49A lot of river riding.
- 24:51You're, you know, the road is alongside a river.
- 24:53That's always beautiful.
- 24:54Right.
- 24:54The ride down from North America, which is, uh, the one they race, just so varied.
- 25:02I w- I don't know what I anticipated for that ride, but
- 25:05it just changed within the day.
- 25:07So, you know, it's the sort of thing when you're riding, you're looking for.
- 25:11You don't want- Unfortunately, like a bit of Northern Australia or then
- 25:17there's a stretch in Argentina heading south, which is, um, the Pampas.
- 25:21It's just the same hour after hour, day after day.
- 25:25Right, right.
- 25:26So, um, you know, if y- if you get the variety, uh, Baja was fantastic in Mexico.
- 25:31Mexico itself was, um, a great surprise.
- 25:33I really didn't know what to expect there.
- 25:36Central America have been, uh, El Salvador had fantastic friendly people.
- 25:41Um, there were wonderful beaches obviously through there.
- 25:44Colombia was a treat.
- 25:46Ecuador, um, again, lovely people.
- 25:50Peru is just stunning.
- 25:53I came up through a gorge the other day.
- 25:55Wow.
- 25:55Uh, hadn't expected it.
- 25:58I came down the gorge as the opposite side on a different river, and I
- 26:01thought that was absolutely amazing.
- 26:03And then I think the reason that it was so slow coming back up the gorge was r-
- 26:08stopping so often to take the, um, photos.
- 26:10Right, right, right.
- 26:12Amazing.
- 26:13Have there been any, um…
- 26:15I mean, have people been generally nice as, that you've met?
- 26:18Have there, has there been any animosity or is it generally mostly like just super
- 26:22friendly curious people that you've met?
- 26:24I think that's one of the absolute advantages, Jef, with
- 26:27the, um, riding with a bicycle.
- 26:29For some reason you're just more approachable.
- 26:31I think you're less of a threat- Right … or whatever.
- 26:33Right.
- 26:33I don't, you know, I th- I don't know what it is.
- 26:36Um, people are more curious.
- 26:38You're also in more remote places.
- 26:40I generally find if you're out in the countryside of pretty much
- 26:44any country, people are wonderful.
- 26:46That makes sense.
- 26:47It's the city, you know.
- 26:48Yeah.
- 26:48It's the cities where people are condensed.
- 26:51Mm-hmm.
- 26:51There's, uh, a lot more, uh, alcohol and drug, um, in the cities, more traffic.
- 26:58Um, people are stressed.
- 27:00Yeah.
- 27:01Yeah.
- 27:01And people are looking for variety out in the country and, you know, some strange
- 27:06British guy comes biking down the street.
- 27:09Yeah.
- 27:10Especially some of it's like, "What on earth are you doing here?"
- 27:13Right.
- 27:13Right, right.
- 27:13Um, the other bit is, is being English, the ability to, um, or push yourself
- 27:20to learn a foreign language is, um, unfortunately, uh, a little lacking.
- 27:25When you meet other Europeans or whomever, uh, that speak two or three languages,
- 27:30it does, um, make you feel a bit humble.
- 27:32Yeah.
- 27:32How's the Spanish going?
- 27:33Is it coming along well, Gary?
- 27:37That was timely.
- 27:39Um, I'm comfortable enough, um, that I can sort of get by.
- 27:44People understand, um, that, uh, you know, you only speak poco español.
- 27:50Si.
- 27:50Si.
- 27:50Si.
- 27:50The, um, uh… But, uh, it was, uh, evident when I, um, uh, ordered the,
- 27:57um, breakfast the other day, and, uh, all I heard was, uh, fritter.
- 28:01And up until then I'd had chicken fritters, so I thought
- 28:04this, yeah, for breakfast.
- 28:05And, uh, I ended up with quarter of a, um, fried guinea pig.
- 28:10And I was like, "Yeah." Right.
- 28:12But they eat a lot of guinea pig down there.
- 28:14They love guinea pig.
- 28:14Yeah, they love it.
- 28:14Love it.
- 28:14Did you try it?
- 28:15How was it?
- 28:15Yeah.
- 28:16Well, I had to.
- 28:16It was, uh, basically what I ordered that breakfast.
- 28:19Yeah, there's not a lot of meat on it- Right
- 28:21surprisingly.
- 28:22Right, right.
- 28:22I think, um, probably they're much the same as trying to eat a parrot.
- 28:26Um, but, uh, they, uh, yeah, it's funny.
- 28:28I mean, it's ironic they call it a, it's ironic they call it a pig because
- 28:31there's really not a lot of meat on there.
- 28:33There's not a lot.
- 28:34I couldn't find much at all.
- 28:36I ended up eating the skin, I think it was.
- 28:38But, um, yeah, they sell… They obviously eat guinea pig, but they sell rabbits.
- 28:42So, um, yeah- Huh … I find it quite unusual.
- 28:46Was, was it good?
- 28:47Uh, no.
- 28:47Fortunately, it came with swede.
- 28:49So, uh, yeah.
- 28:51All right.
- 28:51Most of it ended up on the, um, side dish.
- 28:53Right.
- 28:53So no guinea pig.
- 28:55I mean, for breakfast that seems a little bit much.
- 28:57I mean- Yeah.
- 28:58I didn't- … for any, any meal really, but breakfast it's a lot.
- 29:01Yeah.
- 29:01Well, that's what I was thinking.
- 29:03I didn't think I could go too wrong with a breakfast, but then all of a
- 29:05sudden I'm like, yeah, you need to, um, you need to start thinking about it.
- 29:09But, um, yeah.
- 29:11There's, you know, there's been other soups and things that you get, um, uh,
- 29:15kidneys or, um, some liver in there.
- 29:17Uh, you're basically gonna- Have to consume some offal
- 29:22somewhere along the line Yeah.
- 29:23And a lot of time it's not bad.
- 29:25Like, honestly, like they've been cooking it like that for so long that they're
- 29:28able to make it into some… Like when I lived in Korea, I had a lot of stuff
- 29:31I didn't even know what I was eating.
- 29:33And, uh, but it was good.
- 29:34I made… Sometimes I just don't even, didn't even wanna know what I
- 29:36was eating because, like, it's better not to know that you're eating, you
- 29:39know, whatever brains or whatever.
- 29:41Um- But it was good.
- 29:43But that was exactly the process, innit?
- 29:44That's it.
- 29:45That's it.
- 29:45Right.
- 29:45It is.
- 29:45It's, uh… And you see others that are eating it, you think,
- 29:48um, basically sometimes it's like, well, don't even chew it.
- 29:52You basically it's, um, it's gonna be what your main meal is today.
- 29:56You're gonna, um, you get it down.
- 29:57Right.
- 29:58Right, right.
- 29:59When in Rome, as it, as it were.
- 30:01Have there been any profound, um, issues that you've had, like aside
- 30:05from the, the flat tires and so forth and, and I don't know, have
- 30:08there been any like, like issues of getting caught camping somewhere?
- 30:12Whatever it is, you know, um, on this trip or any other trip really.
- 30:16No.
- 30:17No.
- 30:17I think, um, I'd anticipated a few more border issues.
- 30:20Right.
- 30:21Um, y- you know, which is in the back of your mind, but that's probably
- 30:25'cause you've l- read too much, um, news or you've listened to too many-
- 30:28Sure … people's opinions that haven't actually been through there.
- 30:31Mm-hmm.
- 30:32The only time that I've ever really had an issue with camping, uh, was when I was
- 30:37walking around the south coast of England.
- 30:39There was one guy walking a dog that moved me on.
- 30:42Oh.
- 30:42Uh, other than that, anywhere else in the world has been fine.
- 30:45It's interesting though, once you get… Like my, I was struck by how much I liked
- 30:49Mexico City particularly, and Mexico in general, and it was surprising as
- 30:54an American going there because like the media, and I'm sure in the UK too,
- 30:57the media just tells you this is a terrifying place, uh, full of d- drug
- 31:02cartels and all these kind of things.
- 31:03Yeah.
- 31:03And certainly there are those things there.
- 31:05But I found it to be one of the friendliest countries
- 31:08that I've been to in my life.
- 31:10And, uh, the people were just… I never felt any real meanness by anybody.
- 31:15And when I tell people this, when I, when I got back and I tell people this, they're
- 31:19still skeptical 'cause the media- Yeah
- 31:22all they tell you is how terrible, you know, uh, border problems,
- 31:25blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 31:27It's like they wanna divide us, Gary.
- 31:28It's like they want us to hate each other.
- 31:30It's weird.
- 31:30Or fear each other or something, you know?
- 31:33Oh, totally.
- 31:33Totally.
- 31:34There's a, there's definitely an agenda with the, uh, with the news.
- 31:37Yeah.
- 31:37Um- Yeah.
- 31:38But like you say, I was coming in and, and definitely borders and/or
- 31:43for some reason train stations, you know, they can be a bit sketchy.
- 31:47But, um- Yes, for sure I, uh, did get warned a couple of times,
- 31:52um, as I was leaving, uh, America to be careful certainly in
- 31:57around, uh, some parts of Mexico.
- 31:59Sure thing.
- 32:00Got it.
- 32:00Yeah.
- 32:00Um, y- and, um, you know, it does, um, raise the concern.
- 32:05Uh, and then you're just absolutely mystified where it comes from
- 32:08when you actually get there.
- 32:09You think these people are going out their way to look after me.
- 32:12Right.
- 32:13It's almost- Sure … it reminds me of, like, the drug war when I was a kid.
- 32:16They would just say, "Say no to drugs."
- 32:17Ronald Reagan would say, "Say no to drugs." Like, all the drugs.
- 32:21So as soon as you ended up, you grew up under that, and you smoke a
- 32:24little weed, and you're like, "Oh, I'm fine." Then you're like, "Oh,
- 32:26maybe this is all bullshit." Yeah.
- 32:29Yeah.
- 32:29It's a great metaphor.
- 32:29And before you know it.
- 32:30Yeah.
- 32:31Yeah.
- 32:31Yeah.
- 32:31Then you're on, then you're, then you're shooting up heroin before
- 32:34you know it, and then, yeah.
- 32:35That's it.
- 32:35That's it.
- 32:35Um, which is all we did in Mexico City, me and you.
- 32:39Boy, those were the times, weren't they, Gary?
- 32:41All that, all that amazing Mexican heroin we shoveled- Yeah.
- 32:45Well, the thing is that you- … down my … yeah.
- 32:47I'm not sure we actually were on a balloon.
- 32:49It just felt like it.
- 32:50And yeah, it was, um, best, fair.
- 32:54You know, Mexico was a fantastic place with lovely people.
- 32:58I, I would go back there and, and ride a different route, see more of it.
- 33:02It was fantastic.
- 33:02Yeah.
- 33:03I wanna see more.
- 33:03I'm go- actually going back to Mexico City in, at the beginning
- 33:06of December, um, for a week.
- 33:08Oh, nice one.
- 33:09I'm excited about that one.
- 33:10Yep.
- 33:10Yeah.
- 33:10Yeah.
- 33:11So you said the initial reason for the trip was not really to bike around
- 33:15the world, it was just to, to travel around the world, was the initial idea,
- 33:19and you just kind of fell into biking as a, as a result of experimentation?
- 33:24Yeah, absolutely, Jef.
- 33:26It was ba- I'd done a lot of, um… I travel with my work and I also
- 33:29done a lot of, um, traveling anyway.
- 33:32Um, I'd done the backpacking thing.
- 33:35Uh, I'd done various other, you know, ways of getting around.
- 33:39Uh, and I was not, I was a, I was a bit older than I wanted to be if I was
- 33:45gonna be in a bus doing the backpacking.
- 33:47Sure.
- 33:47So, um- Yeah, yeah, yeah … you know, I thought, "Oh, it's the motorbike option."
- 33:52Um, and then I really did think, uh, it's a broken leg at best, uh- Right
- 33:56for me on a motorbike.
- 33:57Right.
- 33:58So, uh, I looked at, um, my ne- next, um, off period when I was, uh, f- three
- 34:05weeks on, three weeks off, I think it was.
- 34:07S- uh, well, I mean, four weeks on, four weeks off.
- 34:09Right.
- 34:10And, um, I looked at doing something with Burma, um, Myanmar, that had pretty
- 34:16much just sort of opened up since, um, before it was, uh, quite restricted- Yeah
- 34:22and, uh, still under military control, I think.
- 34:24Yeah.
- 34:24And I'd sort of mentally avoided it rather than, you know, dipping my toe in it.
- 34:29But this, it, it opened up and, uh, I looked at, um, a mountain
- 34:33bike, uh, tour for two weeks, and it was just s- so expensive.
- 34:39I just thought, "This is, this is crazy." They had the route, the itinerary on
- 34:42the website, and, uh, I just looked at, um, how to get a bike to, um, Bangkok.
- 34:49And then it was like, "Why not just buy a fold-up one in Bangkok, fly it into,
- 34:54um, Yangon, and, uh, ride to Mandalay?" And, uh, yeah, it was way… You know,
- 35:00obviously it looks like a clown bike.
- 35:01Sure, sure.
- 35:02You've got, um, 18-inch wheels.
- 35:03Yeah.
- 35:04Kids loved it.
- 35:04I'd actually like to see you riding that, actually.
- 35:06I think it'd be funny.
- 35:07Yeah.
- 35:08But it's a shame.
- 35:08But so did the kids.
- 35:09Yeah.
- 35:09So did the kids.
- 35:10I spent the first, um, 12 hours riding it one-handed just waving
- 35:13at these kids running alongside.
- 35:15You should've gotten a horn.
- 35:16One, like, one of those, "Ah, ah, ah." Yeah.
- 35:19I should have had the red nose and the shoes.
- 35:20Right, red nose and everything, right.
- 35:22Uh, throwing out candies.
- 35:25Yeah, yeah.
- 35:25But, um- Yeah, yeah.
- 35:26Next time.
- 35:28Yeah.
- 35:28I w- yeah.
- 35:29Square wheels maybe.
- 35:30Yeah.
- 35:31Uh-huh.
- 35:31Uh-huh.
- 35:31Yeah, yeah.
- 35:31Then, um- Yeah, yeah.
- 35:32I'll videotape that.
- 35:33I'll come out with a video camera for that one, Gary.
- 35:35I promise.
- 35:35Yeah.
- 35:35Yeah, yeah.
- 35:36We'll do a couple of weeks for that.
- 35:37Yep.
- 35:37So, uh, yeah.
- 35:38And then was convinced.
- 35:39And then basically, yeah, did a little bit of research on getting
- 35:42a bike, uh, some of the gear.
- 35:44And, um, yeah, basically my contract came to an end.
- 35:48Uh, I chose not to extend it and then basically flew into Ushuaia
- 35:53and rode up to Peru in the opposite direction from what I'm doing now.
- 35:58And you were like, "Yeah, this works.
- 35:59I like this." Yeah. It was, it was definitely doable. And then, like I say,
- 36:04within that first six months, I'm like, "Yeah, I don't need to s- " And basically
- 36:09I stopped, um, looking for new contracts.
- 36:12It just basically, I was still getting offers coming in, and it just sort of
- 36:15like, I just dwindled away from it.
- 36:17And then all of a sudden it was like, "Actually, do I really
- 36:20need to, um- Go back And you were working on the oil rigs, right?
- 36:25I was.
- 36:25I loved it I loved it.
- 36:27I liked the, um, fly in, fly out.
- 36:29I liked the remoteness.
- 36:31There was an element of, you know, everyone on there, there's no
- 36:34dead wood- Right … basically.
- 36:36Um, every, every bed is taken by a person that is productive.
- 36:40Right.
- 36:40Um, you obviously got the politics involved here and
- 36:43there, but I was contracting and brought in to fix problems.
- 36:46So as long as I was diplomatic, things worked for me.
- 36:50And how did that work, where you were… You said, what?
- 36:52Four months on, four months off or something like that?
- 36:54Or how did that work?
- 36:55How long- No.
- 36:56No, four weeks- Four weeks … or Jef.
- 36:57Four weeks on.
- 36:57Four weeks, right.
- 36:58They, they, they extend it basically so that there's m- so
- 37:01that there's less cost for the flights and there's less logistics.
- 37:05If you're domestic, i.e., if you were working in Ameri- America
- 37:08and Gulf of Mexico or the, um, British, um, North Sea, uh, you're,
- 37:13you're two weeks on, two weeks off.
- 37:15Um- Right … in N- in Norway they push it the other way.
- 37:18You've got two weeks on, three weeks off, but, um, Norway's a
- 37:21bit of an exceptional country.
- 37:23Um, yeah, and I loved it.
- 37:25It was, um… I liked production.
- 37:27It felt as if you were getting stuff done.
- 37:29You could see the results.
- 37:31Yeah, and, um, you know, I was on a good run.
- 37:34So they would, like, have to helicopter you out probably, I would imagine.
- 37:37Yeah, I was flying in from Southeast Asia- Right … connecting in Dubai.
- 37:42Um, and then going over to…
- 37:45My last role was in Brazil, which was excellent 'cause the Brazilians were
- 37:49really friendly, really good, um, setup.
- 37:51So it's mostly Brazilians on the, on the oil rig.
- 37:53Depending on which sector.
- 37:55You know, in the Nor- in Nigeria it was Nigerians mostly.
- 37:58Sure.
- 37:59Um, with… You get a f- sprinkling of expats.
- 38:02For the Brazilian one it was a Chevron, um, uh, platform.
- 38:07Huh.
- 38:07So you also had, um, uh, Americans in the more senior roles basically to,
- 38:14uh, ensure that Chevron procedures and safety standards- Right.
- 38:18Right … are, um, maintained.
- 38:20Right.
- 38:21Yeah.
- 38:21And then you would get to the closest point, which, um,
- 38:24for me was, um, uh, Victoria.
- 38:27Uh, and then you would, you would do the last hour and a half in the helicopter.
- 38:32Wow.
- 38:32Yeah.
- 38:33And when, when, when you say about the helicopter there, Jef, sorry about that.
- 38:36No.
- 38:36When you say about the helicopter- Yeah, yeah, yeah … the, um, the, um…
- 38:40There was, um… Where was he from?
- 38:42He was, he was American, but I can't remember exactly where he was from,
- 38:45and I did, um… He was retiring.
- 38:47He'd, uh, served his whole time I think with Chevron, so it was
- 38:50quite the, uh, retirement package.
- 38:52But, um, uh, and I, I, you know, spoke to him and wished him all the best.
- 38:57And just all I said was, "You, you know, you're gonna be going traveling.
- 39:00Is there any of the… You know, Japan or what, you know, whatever do
- 39:02you want to see or that?" He said, "Gary," basically he said, "I've run
- 39:06my statistics and my percentages."
- 39:09He said, "For all the hours I have flown, I should have crashed something." You
- 39:13know, I should have ditched a helicopter.
- 39:15Right.
- 39:15I should have done something.
- 39:16So he was going back to his farm, and that was, that was his retirement.
- 39:20Don't push your luck, yeah.
- 39:21Um, yeah.
- 39:22I had, um, maintenance guys I've… in, um, Nigeria that had- been kidnapped, um,
- 39:28other people that have been in helicopters that have basically Ditched- Wow
- 39:33as they call it.
- 39:34Wow.
- 39:34Yeah.
- 39:35And one of the things when you do the offshore survival course is,
- 39:38um, it, uh, basically highlights, um, how real it's gonna get.
- 39:44It's not gonna go down on a nice sunny day.
- 39:46It's gonna go down in the dark on a really bad weather.
- 39:49Uh, the sea's gonna be ferocious.
- 39:52You'll be lucky to get out with the helicopter because there'd be so
- 39:55much panic or, um, a non-s- couple of non-swimmers in there or something.
- 39:58Uh, then you've gotta get to a life raft that's obviously gonna try
- 40:01to blow away from the helicopter.
- 40:03You've gotta cut yourself, um, free from the helicopter and not get
- 40:06dragged down, and then you've only got X amount of, uh, time and exposure.
- 40:11S- for the North Sea, if you don't zip up your, um, exposure suit,
- 40:15which is almost like a dry suit- Yeah
- 40:17uh, you got about three minutes, and if it's zipped up,
- 40:20I think you got three hours.
- 40:22Yeah, no, no thanks.
- 40:23I'm good.
- 40:23I'm good.
- 40:24I saw Titanic, and I was … I'm all right with it.
- 40:26I don't need to do that.
- 40:27Um, and how many people were on these rigs at the same time?
- 40:30How many … Well, how big were the crew for these things?
- 40:32Depends on the degree of, um, production or processing that
- 40:38needs to be done with the, um, oil that's coming up out the ground.
- 40:41Right.
- 40:42Some places like North Sea, it comes up pretty good, so you, you … But
- 40:47there's some massive, um, um, ones in the Norwegian sector there.
- 40:50Like how many?
- 40:51People?
- 40:52Yeah.
- 40:52On the platforms?
- 40:53Yeah.
- 40:53Uh, typically, um, you know, 50.
- 40:56Oh.
- 40:56Uh, you're not gonna get … The thing is, is, you know, when you're designing it,
- 41:00you're not gonna … You, you … These numbers will be all calculated, uh, 'cause
- 41:05of the weight and, um, you know, just the, uh, physical putting it together- Right.
- 41:11Right, right … um, be- be- you know, before you take it out wherever it is.
- 41:14So yeah, it … You know, they got, they got turbines on there.
- 41:18There's, you know, they could power a small s- town or s- you know.
- 41:21Right.
- 41:22Right.
- 41:22But, uh, yeah.
- 41:24Yeah.
- 41:24It was g- yeah, really interesting.
- 41:26Really g- you've got all … You know, you've got diversity from, um, uh, the
- 41:30electrical, uh, the instrumentation, the process guys, the maintenance guys.
- 41:35Yeah, yeah.
- 41:36Safety.
- 41:37You know.
- 41:37Do- Cooks.
- 41:38Everything … do they, uh … Do these things move at all, or do
- 41:41they, are they pretty static?
- 41:42Do they, do they sway in the, in the water?
- 41:44Depends how far off shore you are.
- 41:47Oh, all right.
- 41:47So if you're in, like, rougher waters, it's gonna … It's g- you're gonna
- 41:50feel a little bit- Well, the technology, mainly by the, um, Americans in Texas,
- 41:54um, uh, started on shore, uh, where they developed all the, um, drilling- Right
- 41:59and, um, let's say knowledge of it all.
- 42:02Uh, and then as they realized that there was some just in the shore, uh, they moved
- 42:09slightly offshore, and then as technology sort of developed, they've moved
- 42:15further and further away from the shore.
- 42:17Um, so they are basically either anchored, uh, a semi-mo- mo-
- 42:22submersible or, um, chained down.
- 42:25You know, there's others now that they use, uh- Converted oil tankers really.
- 42:30So the whole production, um, facilities gets put on the oil tanker.
- 42:36Uh, they call them floating production, uh, units, which, um, you know, they
- 42:41obviously bob up and down in the sea and then, um, they got some storage
- 42:45and then another oil tanker will come along however often, depending
- 42:49on how high the production rates are, um, and offload, and then the
- 42:54cycle will just continue And you're
- 42:58Like, when you're on one of these things, you're in the middle of nowhere
- 43:00in the ocean, generally speaking.
- 43:02So you just look around and it's just water as far as the eye can see.
- 43:06Beautiful.
- 43:06Absolutely stunning.
- 43:08The stars must've been un- must've been incredible.
- 43:10It's just gorgeous.
- 43:11Yeah.
- 43:11It's just gorgeous.
- 43:12There's some days where you get … Like, for the North Sea, there was some days
- 43:15where the, the, the water will just be absolutely mirrored, flat calm.
- 43:20Oh, wow.
- 43:21Wow.
- 43:21Yeah, blissful.
- 43:22You see the sun come up.
- 43:23You might see some other, um, flares, uh, where they flare off some of
- 43:27the excess gas, in the distance.
- 43:29Um, and then another day, that sea will just be violent, and it's
- 43:36just like, "I'm not on something big enough to be out here."
- 43:39Right.
- 43:40Right, right.
- 43:40Um, so it is, uh, quite daunting sometimes.
- 43:43But yeah, you know, the beauty … It was … Yeah, this … You, you're up at
- 43:47sort of 5:00 or something in the morning, and you see the sun break through,
- 43:51and it's just like, "Yeah, this is…" You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else.
- 43:54But then you are there to work, you know.
- 43:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 43:57You know, there's not a lot of, uh, social life with it.
- 43:59Right.
- 44:00So were there ever any, like, incidents on one of these rigs that was, like, uh,
- 44:05uh, uh, dangerous or sketchy in any way?
- 44:08Were you ever in any danger?
- 44:10I will say the Norwegian one was, uh … Not, sorry, not the Norwegian one.
- 44:14The, uh, Nigerian- Uh-huh
- 44:16one was, was a little bit sketchy.
- 44:18We were on a platform that was designed for something else.
- 44:23Um, it wasn't particularly sized accordingly.
- 44:26Uh, and it was meant to degas, which we don't do in most Western
- 44:32areas, um, prior to it going to a secondary or main facility.
- 44:38Okay.
- 44:38Um, and, uh, it had, um, what can be best described as sort of like
- 44:44rubber pipework, uh, connecting between the two, um, platforms.
- 44:50Right.
- 44:52And, uh, one of the, um, flexible hoses basically blew out three days before I
- 44:57was due to go, and it just basically shook the, um, whole platform from side to side.
- 45:02You've got gas released at sort of 70 bar, a lot of it.
- 45:06You've still got the flare going.
- 45:08Uh, people were running.
- 45:10They were all on the heli deck.
- 45:12And fortunately, one of the, um, local, uh, supervisors … It
- 45:16wasn't the supervisor.
- 45:17I think it was the lead operator, uh, decided on his own to
- 45:21go back to the control room.
- 45:23Maybe he should've, um, hit it beforehand, or the supervisor.
- 45:26Any- whoever should've … Uh, and then, um, yeah, shut the,
- 45:30um, downsea safety valves off.
- 45:32But yeah, that was, um, that could have been a, um, a major incident.
- 45:36Well, at least you weren't there at the time, so that's…
- 45:38dodged a bullet on that one.
- 45:39Yeah.
- 45:40Yeah.
- 45:40Um, so, and it pays quite well, as I think you said, the, the oil rig work, as I
- 45:45imagine- Yeah … it would pay quite well, 'cause it's somewhat dangerous and, you
- 45:48know, remote and all that kind of thing.
- 45:50Hard to have a relationship when you're on an oil rig, you know?
- 45:52Relationship's a classic one.
- 45:55You… It's, it's, um, unnatural really because you, you're used to
- 45:58nine to fives, only spending weekends and a few hours in the evening.
- 46:02These ones you've got no contact and then full contact for the two,
- 46:07three, four weeks, whatever it is.
- 46:10So yeah, it's quite a, quite an odd one because the other partner
- 46:13obviously forms a, a lifestyle, um, whilst you're away working and
- 46:19whichever way round it, um- Right.
- 46:20Right … And with the, with the money, the money is good,
- 46:23the, you know, it's factored in.
- 46:24But one of the main things is for half of the year you're in the middle
- 46:28of the ocean, you can't spend it.
- 46:30Right.
- 46:30So you're saving money.
- 46:31Right.
- 46:32Right.
- 46:32Exactly.
- 46:33Exactly.
- 46:34That's the thing that sort of, um, gets, uh, missed out of the equation.
- 46:39It's not like you come back with a whole briefcase full of cash.
- 46:42Um- Right.
- 46:43Right.
- 46:44It's just that you're not spending it.
- 46:45Yeah.
- 46:46Exactly.
- 46:46Exactly.
- 46:47Huh.
- 46:47The, the other unfortunate thing is, is, um, if, you know, when,
- 46:51when younger people get the, get…
- 46:54The, the money gets blown thinking, oh, there's fast cars and lots
- 46:58of lifestyle and whatever else.
- 46:59Right.
- 46:59Right.
- 47:00Um, so, you know, they can rather than saving it, invest in it or whatever it
- 47:04is, uh, you see quite older gentlemen still out there, um, with, with a
- 47:09couple of divorces and whatever else.
- 47:11And, uh, you know, really they should have done their time
- 47:13and no longer be exposed to it.
- 47:15Right.
- 47:16But you got out because you didn't make these mistakes.
- 47:20Or you were, you were able to get out Yeah Yeah, yeah.
- 47:22Yes.
- 47:23Yeah, yeah.
- 47:24Yeah.
- 47:24Um, so how long did you work?
- 47:27How many years did you work on these things?
- 47:29Uh, I worked up till I was, uh, 45.
- 47:31And you started when you were…?
- 47:33When I left, uh, university, so that would've been 23, I think.
- 47:38Wow.
- 47:38I didn't go straight, I didn't go straight into the offshore, to be honest.
- 47:41I, um, uh, I had no network or family connections.
- 47:47Uh, I wasn't from the, um, local oil or gas areas.
- 47:53Right.
- 47:53Uh, my first job was in, um… What was it?
- 47:56It was a, a coatings industry, which, uh, photoresist, and then, uh, I took a shift
- 48:02manager's role in an edible oils refinery in, um, uh, the Isle of Dogs in London.
- 48:09Huh, and so then you worked in the oil rigs for 20, 25 years or so.
- 48:13Uh, tw- 20 years sounds like about, give or take.
- 48:16Yeah.
- 48:16Yeah, give or take.
- 48:17Yeah.
- 48:17Give or take.
- 48:17Yeah.
- 48:17And then was that the place that you kind of traveling around the world doing
- 48:21this, was this where you got kind of the wanderlust that you're now ex- you,
- 48:25you know, you're now exploring it now?
- 48:27Um, I, I might have had it a little bit before, 'cause I did, um… I
- 48:31came out of the job from the Isle of Dogs, Jef, and then did go traveling.
- 48:36All right, so it's always been a thing.
- 48:37All right.
- 48:38Yeah.
- 48:38I did, I did the whole, um, um, year out, well, a little bit later.
- 48:43I obviously had to pay off my, um, student loans and, um,
- 48:47get some money together- Right
- 48:48which is what I did in those, with those first couple of jobs.
- 48:51Sure, sure, sure.
- 48:53And then, um, yeah, went, um, where did we start?
- 48:57Mainly started in India, I suppose, and then Southeast Asia, and then
- 49:00down through to Australia, which is a pretty common route for Europeans.
- 49:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 49:06And then, um, yeah, came back and was fortunate enough because
- 49:09I got the job through the Institute of Chemical Engineers.
- 49:12Um, I got back in touch with them when I got back to the UK, and they were like,
- 49:16"Well, you did, um, well with the, uh, uh, Isle of Dogs shift manager's role.
- 49:22How about, are you still interested in going offshore?" I was like,
- 49:26"Yes." And that was my in.
- 49:28Oh.
- 49:28So I was, I was a bit fortunate.
- 49:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 49:32So where do you think that this desire to see the world comes from?
- 49:36Like, is it just a thing that… Do… Is, like, your family or anybody, anybody in
- 49:39your life that influenced you to do this?
- 49:41Like, for myself, it was kinda my sister started traveling after she
- 49:44was in or whilst she was in college and kinda got me wanting to do it.
- 49:47Um, but I don't know.
- 49:49I mean, how did it happen for you?
- 49:50Was it just something that you were like, "I wanna see the world"?
- 49:53Uh, yeah, I think, uh, to be honest, I traveled with a mate from university, Tim.
- 49:57Right.
- 49:58And, um, he, he got in touch with me whilst I was basically still,
- 50:02you know, working in London.
- 50:04I, you know, hadn't really thought, rethought of it.
- 50:07And he j- he said that, that he was getting a little bit, uh, over the job
- 50:12he was in, and he said, "Do you still think about, um, going round the world?"
- 50:16I'm like, "Well, yeah, absolutely." Uh, he said, "Well," he said, "I'm ready to
- 50:21jack it , you know- Right … imminently." I said, "Well, you're gonna have to
- 50:24give us a couple of months to, um, get a little bit organized and to say my
- 50:28goodbyes." But, um, yeah, no, obviously, so at university he was aware and I
- 50:33was aware that I wanted to travel.
- 50:35We didn't do a lot of holidays as, um, as a family.
- 50:38Um, mainly we, you know, let's just say we didn't have, um,
- 50:42the, the spare cash for it.
- 50:44Right.
- 50:44But, um, you know, my grandad did travel, but we didn't know… Well,
- 50:49he basically was gonna leave and go to Australia, uh, and then New
- 50:53Zealand, and then he came back.
- 50:55He left, I think, when he was 16, so it was quite bold for a back,
- 50:59um, back at the turn of- For sure
- 51:01the century.
- 51:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 51:02Um, uh, he was working in, um, coal mines in New Zealand.
- 51:06Oh, wow.
- 51:08Yeah.
- 51:08And, uh, was on better money there than he was when he came back to the UK.
- 51:11Right.
- 51:12And he only came back because he had to settle his estate with,
- 51:15um, or w- what… Well, basically, I think his dad was dying.
- 51:18Wow.
- 51:18So, um- Right
- 51:20and then he met my grandmother when, um, he came back.
- 51:23So that was, that's where that changed.
- 51:25Hm.
- 51:25But maybe it did trigger something, but, uh, I, I just,
- 51:30there's a lot to see out there.
- 51:32Yeah, there is.
- 51:32And it's interesting that some people, I mean, in my perspective is the
- 51:36United States, but it seems like some people do very much wanna travel.
- 51:40Not a ton of people, in my experience, and some people just don't have
- 51:44any interest in seeing the world.
- 51:45And I just don't really understand why you wouldn't wanna see
- 51:49other places in the world.
- 51:50But then again, some people, I think a lot of it comes out of maybe fear, you know?
- 51:54I mean, or, you know, getting out of your comfort zone, all these kind of things.
- 51:58But, uh, uh, but yeah.
- 52:00I do agree with you there, Jef.
- 52:02The bit, the bit where I don't understand why you wouldn't wanna see it.
- 52:05Right.
- 52:06Right.
- 52:06Um, and a lot, a lot of people don't.
- 52:08I th- There, there's also the bit, um, you know, 'cause I have to think, um, why.
- 52:14Um, I think people get used to their home life- Yeah, they nest
- 52:19and the c- Yeah … and they nest.
- 52:21They do, and they get comfortable with what they know, and are comfortable
- 52:25with two-week holiday, wherever it is.
- 52:27Yeah.
- 52:27Um, you know, they save up and do that.
- 52:30Mm-hmm.
- 52:30And then the, that, and then they're back into whatever else.
- 52:32I suppose they get, um, you know, a structured… I think it's
- 52:36different as well, uh, with children.
- 52:38If you've got children- Oh, for sure.
- 52:40For sure, yeah … you know.
- 52:41Yeah.
- 52:41I th- I think, um, especially if that happens early on, then you sort of
- 52:46realize, your, your focus shifts, and then I think that's possibly
- 52:49where the, um, travel round the world bit, um, gets put on the, um, shelf.
- 52:56I also think that it's also, you know, fear of the unknown as well, and
- 53:01also a fear of perhaps being, like, confronted with a reality that you've
- 53:06dec- you've already decided that, whatever, Mexico's a dangerous place.
- 53:10So if you went there and found out otherwise, your, your, your reality would
- 53:14be, you know, somehow shattered in a way.
- 53:16I don't know.
- 53:16Well, I, I think, I think what, what happens there, they, they
- 53:20choose safer destinations.
- 53:21Yeah, they go to the beach resorts- They- And yeah, yeah.
- 53:23Yeah.
- 53:24Yeah.
- 53:24Yeah.
- 53:25We're in Mexico, but really you're just in, like, a, an American resort
- 53:28in Mexico or whatever the hell.
- 53:30There's stuff like Cancun.
- 53:31I hear that is basically the, uh, you, you get more trouble there, even though
- 53:35it's the popular tourist thing than- Right … than you do o- other areas.
- 53:39Right.
- 53:39So- Right … you know, they, what they, what they perceive as the, uh, safer
- 53:43option is the, uh, more dangerous option.
- 53:45Well, I think the cartels probably spend a lot of time there because they
- 53:48can sell the drugs to the tourists and all that kind of thing, but who knows?
- 53:51I don't know.
- 53:53Anyway, is there a place you've been in the world, Gary, that is like a highlight
- 53:57where you're like, "Oh, that was…" Or one of the, uh, not, maybe not number one.
- 54:01I know it's hard to do number one, but what's like one of the favorite places
- 54:06that you've been to in the whole world?
- 54:07Do you know, Jef, that's one of the, um, that's one of the most frequently
- 54:12asked questions really- Oh, well
- 54:13when you're cycling round and- Yeah … you know I'm sure,
- 54:15yeah … uh, and, um, I generally say the last country that I've been in.
- 54:20I name that because the, the memory's the freshest.
- 54:23Uh, you can list off stuff and various other things.
- 54:26But to answer your question, Japan was Uh, amazing Yeah For me m- mostly because
- 54:33it was totally, uh, so m- so varied.
- 54:37My perception I think was just it was gonna be massive Tokyo.
- 54:41And then I got there, and it's, um, 99% Japanese.
- 54:45So you get the full- Yeah … um, Japanese experience.
- 54:47Very, very homogenous.
- 54:48Yeah, yeah.
- 54:49You know?
- 54:50Um, lovely, polite, safe, interesting.
- 54:53Um, uh, I like the cultural, um, difference to what we're used to.
- 54:58Um, Nep- the other one there is Nepal.
- 55:01You've got the Himalayas, which are unlike anything else.
- 55:05Sure.
- 55:05Stunning.
- 55:06Uh, you've got the Buddhist … It's a bit like India, but it's,
- 55:10um, without the hassle.
- 55:11Right.
- 55:12So Nepal is- Yeah … it's up there.
- 55:14Uh, Southeast Asia's cool again.
- 55:17Yeah.
- 55:17Mainly culturally, lovely people.
- 55:19Um, safe.
- 55:21The Buddhist influence is always good.
- 55:23There are … You know, I th- I think there's really special places.
- 55:27I don't think I've, um … There's many that you go to and, um,
- 55:32come away, uh, disappointed.
- 55:34You know- Right … India is just so extreme.
- 55:38I don't think you can come away with India without having some perception.
- 55:41Mm-hmm.
- 55:41Love it or hate it.
- 55:43Yeah.
- 55:43I don't know that I could do India.
- 55:44I've heard so many stories about just, uh, all of the, uh, the touts and so forth.
- 55:50I don't know that I could.
- 55:51But, uh, who knows?
- 55:53Personal space in India, Jef, basically, you know, it's, uh,
- 55:58there's 1.4 billion- Yeah … Indians.
- 56:00Yeah.
- 56:00And, uh, it's not the biggest of countries.
- 56:02Yeah.
- 56:03And, uh, personal space is not something they, um, uh, highly
- 56:06regard, which obviously- Oh, yeah, I
- 56:08Yeah.
- 56:08I experienced that in South Korea.
- 56:09It was, it w- the personal space is not even a thing.
- 56:12It was crazy.
- 56:13Um- Not even a thing.
- 56:14Yeah, yeah.
- 56:15Yeah.
- 56:15And men holding hands- Yeah … which was weird.
- 56:17There was a, uh- … men are hold- men, men holding- That's
- 56:19an Indian thing as well.
- 56:20Yeah, yeah.
- 56:21And one of my, one of my teachers at one point, we were just walking down the
- 56:23street after having, like, an introductory meeting, and he tries to hold my hand.
- 56:27And I'm like, "Yeah, yeah.
- 56:29No, no.
- 56:29I'm okay.
- 56:31I'm okay." Yeah.
- 56:31Yeah.
- 56:31Yeah.
- 56:32We don't, we don't do this.
- 56:33We don't do this.
- 56:34Yeah.
- 56:34We don't, we don't do that.
- 56:34No.
- 56:34I mean, I'm all for trying to, you know, integrate myself into the
- 56:37culture, but I'm not gonna, uh- I felt like drawing the line … hold a
- 56:39man's, hold a middle-aged man's hand.
- 56:40Get holded.
- 56:40Yeah.
- 56:41Um- Yeah … yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 56:43Uh, is there anywhere that you are still wanting to go?
- 56:45Is there … What's next on the list?
- 56:47I was gonna, um, get down to Bushfire, and if I had the timing right on
- 56:51the seasons- Get down to where?
- 56:52… uh, I was Uh, the southern tip of, uh, um, Argentina Okay It's just south of, uh,
- 56:58the Patagonian region Right It may even be in the very, um, yeah, Ushuaia it's
- 57:03spelled, um- Okay I'm not gonna try and spell it Yeah, it's okay Um, y- uh, and
- 57:07I was gonna come back up, but, um, yeah, I will be going back to the, uh, the UK
- 57:13and sorting out a few things that have popped up, and I've suppose I've saved
- 57:18Europe because it's close, and I hopefully can do that at any point unless they,
- 57:23um, change- That seems, that seems easy.
- 57:23Yeah.
- 57:24Yeah, that seems like an easy one- Yeah … at this point, yeah.
- 57:26So, um, I, you know, I was gonna probably try to get back up to sort of like Mexico-
- 57:32Yeah … um, for the, uh, so I was gonna try to, um, see a lot more of this area.
- 57:39Um, but circumstances have sort of, uh- limited that idea for now.
- 57:45So I would come back, definitely.
- 57:47Yeah, I would love to explore more of Mexico.
- 57:49The other one was I was gonna ride from, uh, Cairo to, um, Cape,
- 57:53which is also a, um, you know, pretty well-known cycle route.
- 57:58Right.
- 57:59The east of Austra- um, of Africa had always been perceived as the
- 58:04safer option- Sure … than the west.
- 58:06Yeah.
- 58:07Uh, whereas, whereas now it could be the opposite.
- 58:09You can't continuously ride through the countries on the east, so,
- 58:14um, that it, it's less appealing.
- 58:17If you, if you can ride the route straight, uh, and not have
- 58:20to worry about, um, putting it in a plane, then fair enough.
- 58:23Uh, I would probably, um, I would probably consider more China, really.
- 58:28Uh, I had a quick look in the southern bit, the Yunnan and the
- 58:32Sichuan region, uh, which I enjoyed.
- 58:34So I would, uh, consider China.
- 58:37Um- Yeah.
- 58:39Iceland.
- 58:39Do you ever wanna do Iceland?
- 58:40Because there's a ring road there, and people do that all the time.
- 58:42They do.
- 58:43They do.
- 58:43Um- Yeah, it's a beautiful country … you, the thing… Yeah.
- 58:46And, uh, the only thing is, is you s- it would be good.
- 58:50You would specifically fly in.
- 58:51Also windy, too.
- 58:52Do your route.
- 58:53Yeah, very windy though, too.
- 58:54Also windy.
- 58:54Yeah.
- 58:54You'd have to make sure you didn't get too cold.
- 58:56Yeah.
- 58:57And, uh, I would imagine rather expensive, but, um- Yeah, it's expensive … yeah,
- 59:02um, it would be good to, good to ride, but, uh, ag- probably again,
- 59:07a little later on when you, when you haven't got, or I wouldn't be able
- 59:11to designate large chunks of time.
- 59:14Right.
- 59:14If I, if, you know, it's a bit like cycling around Ireland.
- 59:18That would be great.
- 59:19Yeah, I would- But again, I can do that in the summer- Yeah … uh, from the UK.
- 59:23Yeah, I'll do that with you, Gary.
- 59:25I would love to do that.
- 59:25When I was in Ireland, like you can see- Absolutely … bike paths
- 59:28everywhere, and they're like beautiful well-paved bike paths all around
- 59:32the country, and it's just, yeah.
- 59:35Well, we'll line that up, Jef.
- 59:36We'll get that sorted out.
- 59:37Yeah, yeah, we'll have to do that.
- 59:38Yeah.
- 59:38Once I get a, once I get a job, Gary, I'll…
- 59:42Or once the podcast takes off.
- 59:44Okay, there's a few things, there's a few things we gotta sort out beforehand.
- 59:47Yeah, I need to get- But once we get- Need to get some money first
- 59:49once we get the- But, uh- Yeah … yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 59:50Yeah, once we get them, yeah.
- 59:52Once we get some, that money.
- 59:52Yeah, once we get that sorted and lined up.
- 59:54Like, the food, the food thing and the money thing figured out, then we'll
- 59:56talk about doing an Ireland- Yeah, an overseas bike trip, yeah Well, the
- 1:00:02other side of that one would be that it does, the weather there is kinda shit,
- 1:00:05so it would be a lot of like, it, you know, it does rain quite a bit, so it'd
- 1:00:08be a wet one It would be a wet one.
- 1:00:09You basically have to, have to be prepared to, um, get very
- 1:00:13wet, so it would be wet gear.
- 1:00:15Uh- Yeah … y- your camping, camping would be okay, but you'd have to get
- 1:00:18used to basically, um, putting on wet clothes and, um- Ugh, yeah, maybe
- 1:00:22not … packing- All right, I take it back … packing, packing a wet I don't,
- 1:00:23I don't wanna go any- Packing a wet tent
- 1:00:25I don't wanna go anymore.
- 1:00:26We'll go somewhere else, Gary.
- 1:00:27I don't wanna go to, I don't wanna go there.
- 1:00:28We'll just go back to Mexico and we'll go somewhere else Mexico.
- 1:00:31Yeah, yeah Go through the Baja.
- 1:00:32Sure.
- 1:00:33Down, down.
- 1:00:34Uh, we can get more of that sp- spectacular heroin we got in, in Mexico
- 1:00:39City- … and, uh, just get ripped.
- 1:00:41And just fly.
- 1:00:42Right.
- 1:00:42Yep.
- 1:00:42Right, right, right, right.
- 1:00:43It's easier to bike when you're on that heroin.
- 1:00:44That's what you always said.
- 1:00:46That's what I find, yeah.
- 1:00:47Yeah.
- 1:00:48Yeah.
- 1:00:48Yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:49That's the thing we haven't talked about is how you are doing this
- 1:00:51entire trip, uh, just doing heroin the whole way, isn't that right?
- 1:00:54We didn't mention that- That's right
- 1:00:56in this episode.
- 1:00:56Yeah, that's right.
- 1:00:56No.
- 1:00:56Right.
- 1:00:56No.
- 1:00:57Um, which is interesting.
- 1:00:57It's, uh, not something I d- I don't bring up very often.
- 1:01:00Yeah, no, I know you don't like to talk about it.
- 1:01:02Um, um- But, you know, we like people to be honest on this podcast.
- 1:01:04So yeah, yeah.
- 1:01:05Um, Gary, just, I mean, functional heroin addict to a
- 1:01:08degree that's really impressive.
- 1:01:10Wow, what was the, uh, uh, um, isn't it the Rolling Stones', uh, lead guitarist
- 1:01:15or bassist, bass gu- Keith, um, Richards Keith Richards, yeah, who should be
- 1:01:19dead 80 times by this point, yeah.
- 1:01:21That's right.
- 1:01:22Yeah, you're like the biking- For his, uh- You're like the biking
- 1:01:24version of Keith Richards, Gary.
- 1:01:28And I love his dress sense.
- 1:01:29Yeah.
- 1:01:30But, um- He's, um- Yeah … always got a cigarette hanging out of
- 1:01:32your mouth- … a needle out of your arm, biking down the road.
- 1:01:35Fucking crazy.
- 1:01:36Um, hey, Gary doesn't do heroin while he bikes.
- 1:01:39Just disclaimer for anybody who th- doesn't understand- That's right.
- 1:01:43We better just clear it up, yeah … kind of just friendly joshing.
- 1:01:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:01:45Yeah.
- 1:01:45Uh, we did ride in an air balloon together though, so that was actually a thing.
- 1:01:49We definitely did that, didn't we?
- 1:01:51We, we weren't lying on the floor- We did, that was, uh, yeah … in, in some sort
- 1:01:54of, like, squat or something did- Yeah, I never thought I'd go on an air balloon.
- 1:01:56We- It was pretty incredible.
- 1:01:57That was, that was, and I, I gotta say, I think for, for a flight, it was, um, it
- 1:02:03was absolutely stunning going over those, um- Yeah, no … pyramids … it was, it
- 1:02:07was, it was one of the f- you know, you do a lot of touristy things when you go to
- 1:02:10places, and then some of them disappoint- Mm-hmm … and some of them are good.
- 1:02:12But that one- That, yeah … over- oversold.
- 1:02:14Except for the ride back- Totally … was the nightmare part for me.
- 1:02:17Oh, yes.
- 1:02:18But, yeah.
- 1:02:18Yeah.
- 1:02:19Yeah.
- 1:02:19When he, when he basically dropped other people off and, uh, went out of his
- 1:02:23way as opposed to just sort of, like, drop- To drop us off last … yeah.
- 1:02:24I don't know what we did, but, uh, we did something.
- 1:02:27Um- Yeah.
- 1:02:28I think it was all the heroin you were doing in the back of the- That's right.
- 1:02:32And chatting to him all the time.
- 1:02:33Right, right, right.
- 1:02:34Yeah.
- 1:02:35Um, well, Gary, the last question, which doesn't seem appropriate based on
- 1:02:38our conversation about the biking, but the last question I do ask people, uh,
- 1:02:42at the end of the, uh, the podcast is what do you think happens when we die?
- 1:02:47Ah, interesting, um, change of, uh, pace there Mm-hmm.
- 1:02:52Well, usually the conversation's more about, you know, I mean, this has been a
- 1:02:56focus of your biking and all that kind of thing, so it's b- it is a very much a…
- 1:03:00It does feel like a 180 in this case.
- 1:03:02Yes, you're right.
- 1:03:03Okay.
- 1:03:03It some- sometimes there it's a little bit more philosophical, uh, philosophical.
- 1:03:08Yeah, that's the word.
- 1:03:09You got it.
- 1:03:09Yeah.
- 1:03:10You got there.
- 1:03:10You got there.
- 1:03:11Um, it's funny that.
- 1:03:13That's, um, that is quite an interesting, um, poignant question.
- 1:03:17I, up until for quite a while I was, um, to the, uh, opinion that, um, you did just
- 1:03:27basically run your course- Mm … and, uh, and there, there was nothing afterwards.
- 1:03:32However, I'm starting to find there, there possibly is a little bit more to
- 1:03:37your, uh, soul- Mm … and, uh, levels of energy, um, and whether or not there is a
- 1:03:45particular chance of, uh, reincarnation.
- 1:03:50So I, I, yeah, I'm undecided at the moment.
- 1:03:53I'm certainly not gonna say the, uh, that I'm… Mm, that does
- 1:03:58lead into a creator or non-creator type of- Right, right, right
- 1:04:01question, which does sorta sorta suggest, um, before the Big Bang there was nothing.
- 1:04:07How do you, um, have nothing and then everything?
- 1:04:10So, um- Yeah, it could well be, um- Yeah … that there is.
- 1:04:17Who knows?
- 1:04:18Who knows?
- 1:04:18Consciousness might live on.
- 1:04:19Well, that's… Yes, consciousness- Yeah … is, is, um, probably
- 1:04:23a better description than soul.
- 1:04:25Yeah.
- 1:04:25Yeah.
- 1:04:26Yeah.
- 1:04:27It's so much easier to believe that this is it when you're,
- 1:04:30like, 20 years old, isn't it?
- 1:04:31And then as you get older it becomes- Yeah … a little harder,
- 1:04:33so you have to start to, yeah.
- 1:04:34Um- Well, I… And again- again, when we, when we've ans- when you, when you get
- 1:04:39there, you think, "Oh, people only think like that because they're getting closer
- 1:04:43to the end, and they want something else.
- 1:04:46Um, and they don't… They're not comfortable with the idea
- 1:04:48that it does just end." Right.
- 1:04:50But it's, it's more than that.
- 1:04:52Yeah, I think so too.
- 1:04:53You know, your thinking changes, and it's like, actually nothing doesn't quite f-
- 1:05:00isn't quite enough, um, of an answer.
- 1:05:03Could well be, because, I mean, you know, there's greater minds that do
- 1:05:06actually, uh, split the difference, that, um, you know, got physicists
- 1:05:10that do and don't believe in it, um, astrologers, whichever it is.
- 1:05:14So, um, yeah, um, I'm still, um, not completely convinced, whereas before I
- 1:05:21was quite a stringent, um, uh, atheist thinking that there is nothing else,
- 1:05:26and I was quite, um, you know, let's say blase about the fact that whoever
- 1:05:31thought there was other things, I was quite happy for them to think it.
- 1:05:33Sure.
- 1:05:34But I was thinking they're way off the mark, whereas now I'm actually
- 1:05:37like, I don't believe that, um, you know, which religion could
- 1:05:42be closest to the right truth.
- 1:05:44But, um, the consciousness thing is the bit that, um, I
- 1:05:48find most- Open-ended Yeah.
- 1:05:52A- and I also think, like, I, I was raised Catholic, so the, the
- 1:05:56only spiritual ideas I was exposed to as a child was just, like,
- 1:06:00Christianity and pretty much it, right?
- 1:06:02And, and I think as I've gotten older and as, you know, time has
- 1:06:07gone on, there's been much more of an exploration of what even the nature
- 1:06:10of consciousness is, and much more…
- 1:06:13Many more people meditating, and many more people doing yoga, and things
- 1:06:15like this, this, the New Age movement, if you wanna call it something.
- 1:06:18And I think that's also contributed a little bit to my, um, rethinking of my
- 1:06:23beliefs about what perhaps this all is or what it isn't, et cetera, et cetera.
- 1:06:30Yeah.
- 1:06:30Yeah.
- 1:06:30I, um, I, I went along to, um, what is it?
- 1:06:35The 10-day silent retreat- Yeah, yeah, in Koh Sam- … yeah, in Thailand.
- 1:06:38Yeah.
- 1:06:38Um, and reading around, um, the, the, the belief of, um, Buddhism, it's, you
- 1:06:47know, it's solid, it's well put together.
- 1:06:49Um, I don't think, um, Western people adopt it particularly well.
- 1:06:55You can't sort of un-educate the Christian upbringing, um- Yeah
- 1:07:00and try to, try to shoehorn it into the, um, the Buddhist thingy.
- 1:07:05I think it suits, uh, the Southeast Asian and, uh, Indian and Belize better.
- 1:07:09Um- Yeah, I agree.
- 1:07:11Uh, although I would say that even a little bit of Buddhism is
- 1:07:14better than no Buddhism at all.
- 1:07:16Absolutely.
- 1:07:18If, uh, if you're gonna pick- It should be their slogan.
- 1:07:19It should be their slogan.
- 1:07:20Oh, that's right.
- 1:07:20Write their new slogan.
- 1:07:21Yeah.
- 1:07:21A little bit of Buddhism.
- 1:07:23Better start producing, start producing T-shirts and, and mugs.
- 1:07:26Right.
- 1:07:26The, um, um… But I think if you were gonna choose one, I'd choose that
- 1:07:30one, if we were gonna have anything.
- 1:07:32For sure.
- 1:07:32If you could just have, if you could go carte blanche across the whole
- 1:07:36world, uh, and people had the choice of nothing and/or that, that is the
- 1:07:40one that, uh, I think we should have.
- 1:07:43Right.
- 1:07:44I mean, Buddhism isn't really jive with capitalism either, so I feel like that's
- 1:07:48kind of gon- not gonna work out too well.
- 1:07:50Although Jesus, like, wasn't big on money either, but they've kind of forgotten
- 1:07:53about that part of the Bible, I guess.
- 1:07:55Yeah, I think, um, yeah, uh, basically I think they emphasize on materialism- Yeah
- 1:08:01is the, um, root.
- 1:08:02So, you know- Yeah, they really do … which is materialism is the one
- 1:08:05that is a progression of capitalism.
- 1:08:07It's moving into greed.
- 1:08:09Right.
- 1:08:10So- Right … i- if you could, if you could moderate a form of
- 1:08:14capitalism, I think you could probably have them working symbiotically.
- 1:08:19I don't know, but I know that I don't know, and that's all that I need to know.
- 1:08:24Yeah, that works well, Jef.
- 1:08:26Uh, anyway, Gary, it was wonderful to hear your voice again.
- 1:08:29I haven't talked to you for s- for, I don't know, it's only been
- 1:08:31eight months, but, uh, we had such a good time in Mexico City.
- 1:08:34You're like one of these people that I've met on my, met on my,
- 1:08:37met on my travels that I'm like, "I'm gonna know Gary forever."
- 1:08:39So I'm really glad- Absolutely, Jef … I'm really glad I g- I got
- 1:08:42a chance to cut up, to catch up.
- 1:08:44Ugh, my brain.
- 1:08:45And yeah, thanks for sitting down and talking about this.
- 1:08:47You're, uh, you- good luck on your biking.
- 1:08:49How long are you gonna be… When do you, when do you head out?
- 1:08:51Tomorrow you said?
- 1:08:52I will be tomorrow, yeah.
- 1:08:53I'll probably make, um, it's always, uh, a little bit later than you think.
- 1:08:58Nor- you know, when you're wrapping a tent up, you can be
- 1:09:00gone by 7:00 in the morning.
- 1:09:02Right.
- 1:09:02Right, right.
- 1:09:02When you leave, when you're leaving a comfortable, um, piece
- 1:09:05of accommodation- Yeah, yeah, yeah … it is closer to half 9.
- 1:09:09But, um- And how far, how far are you gonna bike tomorrow do you think?
- 1:09:12How many, how many miles you do?
- 1:09:13Uh- How many kilometers or miles do you do a day?
- 1:09:16I used to say if you're roughly, you can, you can, um, aim for, uh,
- 1:09:21100K a day, uh, consistently without actually sort of blowing your legs.
- 1:09:25Right.
- 1:09:26Right.
- 1:09:26Um, it's a little bit different in the mountains and all the headwinds,
- 1:09:30so you've got to factor that in.
- 1:09:32Alt and road surface, if it's, um, you know, sealed, you're, you're good as gold.
- 1:09:37If it's, uh, gravelly, uh, things can get a little bit harder.
- 1:09:40Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:40But, um, what I normally do for the first one is I just sort of get myself away
- 1:09:46from, uh, where I'm leaving- Right … and look for somewhere suitable early in the
- 1:09:51afternoon, just so you got your first day and a decent camping place- Right
- 1:09:55um, set up for, and then you get into your rhythm after that.
- 1:09:59What's the highest elevation you've been at, do you think, at this,
- 1:10:03uh, at this point on the trip?
- 1:10:04Oof.
- 1:10:05Uh- Like, high enough where it was, like, hard to breathe?
- 1:10:09Yeah.
- 1:10:09Yeah.
- 1:10:10Y- yeah, y- I mean, I'm not sure how high they get in North America, but it
- 1:10:15must have had, uh- I mean, Colombia.
- 1:10:15Yeah, it must have been high.
- 1:10:16Yeah.
- 1:10:17That's a ridiculous question- Yeah … 'cause some places up there are, like,
- 1:10:198,000, 9,000 feet, which is, I don't know how many of your kilometers-
- 1:10:22Yes … that is, but, you know.
- 1:10:24Yeah, good 4,000 meters.
- 1:10:26Yeah.
- 1:10:26Yeah.
- 1:10:26Easy.
- 1:10:27A- and plus, I think, I think, um, I think it pushes five and a bit, uh, at some
- 1:10:34of the passes possibly across the Andes.
- 1:10:36Goddamn.
- 1:10:36Uh, obviously the Himalayas previously, you're, you're up high.
- 1:10:41But for the beauty of all of that, you get the views, so.
- 1:10:43Yeah.
- 1:10:44Yeah, yeah.
- 1:10:44Um- And you're gonna be, you're gonna be ripped, Gary, when
- 1:10:47you're done with this trip.
- 1:10:48You're gonna be legitimately ripped.
- 1:10:50Well, the legs.
- 1:10:51The le- you end up with- Right.
- 1:10:52Right, right.
- 1:10:53The legs will be ripped- Y- disproportionate … upper body.
- 1:10:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:10:55That's what I said.
- 1:10:55Like, the- Disproportionate.
- 1:10:57You end up going home looking like a frog, but, um- … yeah.
- 1:11:01Little tiny little arms.
- 1:11:02You end up going home like, well, those, like, Tour de France riders.
- 1:11:05They all look like, you know, they have giant legs and little bitty upper bodies.
- 1:11:08Yeah.
- 1:11:08It's kind of funny.
- 1:11:09Yeah.
- 1:11:09Yeah.
- 1:11:10Yeah.
- 1:11:11Um, well, you know, you can, you can glutton.
- 1:11:13You can be a glutton when you get back to England and eat all the delicious British
- 1:11:17food that your country is known for.
- 1:11:19That's so well-phrased.
- 1:11:20Yeah.
- 1:11:20Um, like, you know, boiled potatoes- Yeah … and boiled
- 1:11:22pizza and all that kind of thing.
- 1:11:24Yum.
- 1:11:24It's amazing, it's amazing that everyone seems to have a go at that.
- 1:11:28Well, it gets good Indian food.
- 1:11:30Good Indian food.
- 1:11:31Yes, they do have good Indian food.
- 1:11:32Yeah.
- 1:11:33It's funny.
- 1:11:33Yeah.
- 1:11:34Yeah.
- 1:11:34All right, Gary.
- 1:11:35Well, wonderful talking to you.
- 1:11:36Thanks for doing this.
- 1:11:37Good luck on the ride.
- 1:11:38Keep me posted.
- 1:11:40Uh, and yeah, let's keep in touch, man.
- 1:11:42I'll talk to you again soon, I hope.
- 1:11:44Nice one, Jef.
- 1:11:44Absolutely.
- 1:11:45Keep in touch.
- 1:11:46Yeah, man.
- 1:11:46Love you, my friend.
- 1:11:47Love you, too.
- 1:11:51And that was Gary Clarke about to continue his trip south through the Peruvian
- 1:11:56mountains and towards Tierra del Fuego.
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- 1:13:13I'm going to leave you today with a short poem by the legendary Rumi,
- 1:13:19which feels strangely appropriate in these strange, heartbreaking times.
- 1:13:26"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there's a field.
- 1:13:32I'll meet you there.
- 1:13:34When the soul lies down in that grass, the world is too full to talk about.
- 1:13:40Ideas, language, even the phrase 'each other' doesn't make any sense."
- 1:13:48Take care of yourselves, my friends.
- 1:13:51I'll see you soon Very good, Jeffrey