Latest / Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe / Hoppe Hump Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.22.26)

Transcript

Hoppe Hump Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.22.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

• 0:00
  Yeah, what's happening? You notice there wasn't
• 0:04
  a best of today to begin the show? Because there
• 0:06
  was no best of yesterday. Mm -hmm. Yesterday's
• 0:10
  show was above average. And I'm willing to accept
• 0:14
  that and say it out loud. Mm -hmm. And now, back
• 0:19
  to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
• 0:22
  Hot. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
• 0:31
  rude, aggressive. Those are his good qualities.
• 0:36
  A six person with a powerful tool. On three.
• 0:39
  One, two, three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this
• 1:06
  is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
• 1:09
  Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.
• 1:12
  With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no,
• 1:20
  no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
• 1:22
  gonna start. Okay, wait. All right. All right.
• 1:45
  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
• 1:52
  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. I'm having kind
• 2:40
  of an annoying beginning to the morning, so I
• 2:44
  went to the break room. Mm -hmm. And you know
• 2:47
  what I saw? Cuban coffee! So I grabbed my Yeti
• 2:54
  cup. Because the rule is you've got to have your
• 2:57
  Yeti cup if you're drinking coffee, man. I said
• 3:01
  to myself, computer issues this morning. Bathroom
• 3:06
  problems. Whatever you have. Whatever's going
• 3:11
  on. Once the microphone comes on, none of that
• 3:15
  matters. And that's kind of a metaphor for life.
• 3:19
  Why don't you put your kid in the car to go to
• 3:22
  work or do whatever you gotta do. Yeah, pretty
• 3:29
  much all the things from the past don't matter.
• 3:32
  So to celebrate whatever I'm saying right now.
• 3:36
  Whatever you got next to you. You got coffee,
• 3:39
  beer, a hot -ass woman you're about to bang,
• 3:41
  THC, alcohol, whatever you got. Let's all consume
• 3:45
  together. And maybe even do a selfie video. Tag
• 3:50
  me at R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -B -E radio. Whatever
• 3:52
  you're consuming. I got my cabin coffee here.
• 3:58
  All right. Let's do this. It's so good. I'm going
• 4:08
  to have to go to the bathroom in 20 minutes and
• 4:09
  play a song. It makes me feel good. I am one
• 4:16
  miserable guy, I realized recently. Like, I sometimes
• 4:22
  get how the radio, how it's staring at my calendar.
• 4:26
  It can be so grumpy. It's tiring. Absolutely
• 4:32
  tiring. Especially when I record this show, I'll
• 4:35
  be done around like 2 .30 p .m. And I'm like,
• 4:41
  was that even good? I know, 70, listen. I'm doing
• 4:49
  this new thing. Oh, God, I just got an email
• 4:51
  from work. Hopefully everything's okay. Today,
• 4:54
  everyone's been contacting me. Stop contacting
• 4:55
  me. Oh, the person's saying thank you for doing
• 4:58
  it. Okay. I have this thing, man. I get overstimulated.
• 5:04
  If I get too many emails, they're talking about
• 5:06
  the days. But then I get very lonely. And I'm
• 5:10
  kind of a dopamine withdrawal when I don't get
• 5:13
  the text messages. So I've been doing this new
• 5:19
  thing. I was out of my wrist for all my sleeping
• 5:26
  meds. So I was like, you know, I'm too lazy.
• 5:29
  Let me just deal with it. And I noticed during
• 5:33
  the three -day period, let me turn off this music.
• 5:38
  I realized that I was actually sleeping more
• 5:42
  naturally. Now, was I enjoying my sleep? I was
• 5:46
  waking up alone. But I was noticing that, like,
• 5:51
  I was not as groggy in the morning. Mm -hmm.
• 5:55
  So then yesterday, I go to Walgreens and I get
• 5:59
  my respite on. It's all dandy. What happens?
• 6:04
  I noticed that I was groggy that next morning.
• 6:07
  So last night, I didn't take my respite off and
• 6:09
  I feel pretty good. You almost like don't really
• 6:13
  dream as much when you're not out and sleeping,
• 6:15
  man. Which is my dreams. Mm -hmm. You want to
• 6:20
  know how lit I got last weekend? Even though
• 6:22
  we're closer to the weekend than last weekend,
• 6:24
  but I just have this written down. I forgot to
• 6:25
  talk about it. Saturday, I wanted to get a little
• 6:29
  tipsy, so I bought some Chili Tall Boys, those
• 6:33
  vodka saucers. First of all, you know I'm a minor
• 6:37
  league alcoholic when I was mad at myself for
• 6:39
  getting something that only had 5 % alcohol.
• 6:41
  Damn it! The minimum's 10%. No, but... I lay
• 6:48
  in bed drinking some Trillies, watching Aqua
• 6:51
  Teen Hunger Force while petting my cat. It was
• 6:55
  so lit. And I think all through back pain, man.
• 7:00
  Everybody says to me, I must be so grapey and
• 7:03
  tall. It's all right. A lot of vapid women want
• 7:10
  to bang you. But at least there's short kings
• 7:16
  out there. Get a woman that actually cares about
• 7:19
  them. Must be nice. Not that bad. But you know
• 7:24
  what I've noticed recently on dating apps? I'm
• 7:31
  not opposed to dating a single mom. I just don't
• 7:33
  really want to. But if the situation was good
• 7:36
  and there was enough sex and being serious because
• 7:40
  you're joining a household with a kid. The marriage
• 7:45
  that she was in was obviously over with because
• 7:47
  she stopped having sex with the person she had
• 7:49
  the kid with. So what's to say she wouldn't do
• 7:52
  that to me? But I'm not opposed to dating like
• 7:55
  a single mom. But I also don't really seek it
• 7:59
  out. A lot of times on these dating apps when
• 8:02
  these women are bitchy. Like, I respect how up
• 8:07
  front they're like, yeah, you're not going to
• 8:09
  matter. You're going to be second tier at best.
• 8:13
  And I forget your anniversary. It's all about
• 8:15
  my kid. It's like, yeah, it's fine. Doesn't mean
• 8:19
  I want to go out with you. Doesn't mean you're
• 8:22
  going to get many matches. I'm not trying to
• 8:25
  be mean. People that are, you know, single parents,
• 8:31
  there should be an app for... single parents.
• 8:37
  Out of wedlock or marriage. Because the thing
• 8:41
  is, for us single guys, they want to get rocks
• 8:44
  off. I'm just kidding. No, but for us single
• 8:48
  guys, we want to build something. And if it's
• 8:51
  every three days, we, hey, it's got to dare to
• 8:55
  side on. Get off the app. But the worst thing
• 8:58
  they do. Not when they proclaim how good of a
• 9:01
  mom they are. That's fine. That's the least of
• 9:04
  your duties. No, but the problem is when they
• 9:07
  post the kids on the dating apps. Especially
• 9:10
  Facebook dating where if you have like nine mutual
• 9:12
  friends, a creep could find the person. I'm just
• 9:15
  saying. We believe you in the bio when you say
• 9:20
  you have kids. There is no reason to put a picture
• 9:24
  of you and your kids on a dating app. let's be
• 9:30
  real some women trying to make dating apps and
• 9:34
  i'm gonna find my one and i know it it was originally
• 9:37
  about hooking up i'm so close to paying for dating
• 9:46
  apps again i don't really want to but you get
• 9:49
  so much more matches out there but i also try
• 9:52
  to limit my screen time i'm kind of obsessive
• 9:54
  about it I'll spend like $29 million on my laptop,
• 9:58
  but I try to limit it on my phone because it's
• 9:59
  just me going through my analytics over and over
• 10:03
  and over and over again. So I try to take a break
• 10:08
  from the phone, but man, if you really go all
• 10:12
  out on getting laid on a dating app or finding
• 10:14
  somebody or whatever you're supposed to do, you
• 10:18
  were on that phone a lot. I always do the move.
• 10:21
  I just want to get off the dating app anyway.
• 10:23
  I always say, hey, I want to get today. Here's
• 10:26
  my number. Hit me up. And it works about 75 %
• 10:31
  of the time. If it wasn't meant to work with
• 10:33
  the girl, she's like, I don't want to get on
• 10:36
  my number. Let's talk here. And it's like, yeah.
• 10:39
  If you don't trust me up front, it's probably
• 10:41
  not going to work out. I wish you the best. Is
• 10:50
  anybody else glad that the round cup's over?
• 10:53
  That we can stop pretending that we like soccer?
• 10:59
  Soccer's terrible. Oh, it is. It's the worst.
• 11:03
  It's a stupid... Oh, we're kicking a ball. Good
• 11:09
  for you. Kicking a ball. Any game that can end
• 11:15
  in a draw or a tie is no good. Now, if there
• 11:20
  was a definite winner, like every game there's
• 11:23
  a winner. Because I'm an American. And I watch
• 11:27
  sports that have winners. Even though I'm a Chicago
• 11:31
  Bulls fan. But I watch sports that have winners.
• 11:33
  I don't want to see people kicking balls around,
• 11:35
  flopping like little bitches. I see enough flopping
• 11:40
  with James Harden and LeBron James. I don't need
• 11:44
  to see any of that. Uh... supposedly Mackenzie
• 11:50
  Shriller is trying to do an appeal, but they're
• 11:52
  saying she's using the same evidence as before
• 11:54
  and prosecutors are trying to deny. Once again,
• 11:57
  it's that big problem I have where I find Mackenzie
• 12:01
  Shriller hot. No, I know she's a crazy broad.
• 12:05
  Don't get me wrong. We all kind of know that.
• 12:10
  But God, she would just go at it. Cam Newton
• 12:16
  was laid off by ESPN and so is racist Ryan Clark.
• 12:21
  I never root for anybody to lose their gym, but
• 12:25
  my God. Ryan Clark is so hateable. Everything's
• 12:29
  about race. I'm the least racist person you'll
• 12:32
  ever meet, but that is not every day's topic.
• 12:37
  You know, you can just talk about the X's and
• 12:40
  O's without making it about race, Ryan Clark,
• 12:43
  and what I've... Taking it out on the other people
• 12:46
  that you worked with. Because you're a douchebag.
• 12:50
  You and Emmanuel Acho should just begin a show
• 12:53
  of loudmouth morons. Oh, yeah. We got Violet
• 13:00
  Voss. Not related to Rich Voss. Nah, she's a
• 13:06
  porn star and she says that she targets corporate
• 13:09
  men on nights. I like to go out and terrorize
• 13:13
  men sometimes. I used to think that was kind
• 13:17
  of hot when a girl would say she's frightening,
• 13:20
  but then... When you get into actual arguments
• 13:23
  with them and then they're actually frightening,
• 13:26
  you're like, yeah, it's not as cute. I'm just
• 13:28
  like on a rampage. Terrorize? Yeah, terrorize.
• 13:32
  I go out to the bar and terrorize. Whip out my
• 13:35
  boobs and cut out everybody. Stuck up men. Oh
• 13:38
  yeah, you got me stuck up. Dudes that work at
• 13:41
  corporate offices. Got it! We'll go and terrorize
• 13:44
  them together. What is terrorizing? You just
• 13:46
  give them a hard time? Yeah, I'm like... Be mean
• 13:49
  to them. Yeah. God, there's something kind of
• 13:53
  hot about it. But then, like, when it becomes
• 13:56
  real in the relationship, it's not as hot. Oh,
• 14:03
  you dirty girl. Oh, yeah, you dirty. In the beginning
• 14:08
  of the relationship. And then at the end, yeah,
• 14:09
  I hate you. And you're like, oh, I should have
• 14:11
  saw that coming. 856 -494. 6 -7 -7 -3. Here's
• 14:20
  a guy talking about winning the rebound. Yeah,
• 14:23
  I'm going to tell you, man. If you can't spend
• 14:25
  six months alone without jumping into someone
• 14:28
  else's arms or bed, you're not in love. Yeah,
• 14:32
  but I mean, I will be honest. I don't want to
• 14:36
  hear it, but I don't really give a shit. For
• 14:40
  guys, getting under somebody feels good. You
• 14:46
  know how they say the best way to get over somebody
• 14:48
  is to get under somebody? There's some truth
• 14:52
  to it. You're emotionally homeless. Let's be
• 14:54
  real. Because people do this all the time. They
• 14:57
  don't date for connection. They date for the
• 14:59
  fix. I'm starting to get the itch for that fix.
• 15:04
  You know what my problem is? When I go through
• 15:06
  a good old dry spell. then i don't feel complete
• 15:11
  no pun intended but i feel empty i should feel
• 15:15
  empty i'm not getting flat no but what i'm saying
• 15:17
  is then when i get late all my problems are gone
• 15:20
  for five minutes and then i'm like man will i
• 15:23
  ever be happy i don't know Here are four things
• 15:33
  that women like that men do. Psychology says
• 15:36
  the rarest men share these four traits. I cannot
• 15:39
  play that because of the copyright. Also, the
• 15:42
  levels are terrible. But she sounded stupid anyway.
• 15:46
  I'm kidding. Speaking of someone that's actually
• 15:49
  stupid. Here's Hunter Biden, who's been on the
• 15:54
  podcast. Oh, the stupid liberals. And I'm in
• 15:59
  the middle. But all the stupid liberals are giving
• 16:01
  us more on it. He's an embarrassment to the country.
• 16:06
  Here he is saying that Washington is ran by a
• 16:08
  mafia of closeted gay Republicans. Everybody
• 16:12
  knows there is like he kind of talks like his
• 16:14
  dad. It's a little more coked up. There's closeted.
• 16:20
  Gay mafia, largely Republican, that exist in
• 16:25
  Washington, D .C., and everybody knows every
• 16:28
  single one of them. Yeah, they all go down on
• 16:32
  each other. I would not be surprised if Ted Cruz
• 16:37
  fell under that umbrella. Who's gay? And what
• 16:42
  I believe... The only reason that that is relevant
• 16:47
  is because I... Because they're hateful against
• 16:50
  gays? Mm -hmm. If they actually left the thing
• 16:55
  that they were alone, it would have been a topic.
• 16:58
  Believe that internal conflict. All right, whatever.
• 17:02
  Yeah, they just want to get... But they're so
• 17:05
  angry. Yeah, it makes you wonder. And then the
• 17:09
  worst part. And then they have jealousy of actual
• 17:14
  gay millennials. I guess there's gruesome details
• 17:20
  about that David D4VD murder. I'm good. I'm not
• 17:24
  really into murder documentaries. You're not
• 17:27
  getting murder info here. Every other podcast
• 17:31
  provides info on murder. I don't. Not really
• 17:38
  a big fan of murder, not really a big fan of
• 17:41
  murder documentaries. I'm not even really a fan
• 17:42
  of women that like them. Because they're, you
• 17:46
  know, what's the word? They're polluting their
• 17:49
  mind with images about how all men suck. Do you
• 17:54
  ever notice that a fun -loving, free -spirit
• 17:58
  girl that watches, you know, more fun stuff is
• 18:03
  more fun to bear on? Like a girl you go to a
• 18:06
  festival with. Or a girl you just, you go out.
• 18:10
  And she likes music and she likes cod. Those
• 18:12
  girls are fun. But the ones that stay home before
• 18:15
  they go out on their first date and watch a murder
• 18:17
  documentary and then think all men suck? No way!
• 18:23
  Why am I 40 and alone? Because I think every
• 18:26
  guy's freaking Ted Bundy. And I'm like, Luigi
• 18:32
  Mangione's so hot. He's so gorgeous. See the
• 18:37
  problem here? Hey, the hot -ass rocker chick.
• 18:43
  She looks kind of like Miley Cyrus' hair in 2013
• 18:47
  if she never changed it. She's covered in tattoos,
• 18:50
  wearing a sports bra, Nike. Saying it. When you
• 18:56
  stop caring what people think about you, it's
• 18:57
  freeing. You really can't please everyone because
• 19:00
  I said that for first dates, I actually really
• 19:02
  like planning the date. Yeah, and she's a sadist.
• 19:06
  Mm -hmm. Like, I know a lot of women really don't.
• 19:09
  Yeah, I'm in the middle. I understand. As a guy,
• 19:15
  we have to take shots. But one day it's like,
• 19:19
  you figure it out. I'm doing none of that work.
• 19:22
  It's like, yeah, I was looking for a free dinner.
• 19:24
  How'd you happen to have, because you're not
• 19:25
  getting paid till Friday. I want to see that
• 19:27
  the man can show initiative and plan the dates.
• 19:31
  All right, there you go. Kevin Gates X. Brand
• 19:38
  new runner. And who is not her ex? Oh, yeah!
• 19:42
  She gets passed around like a ploy. She moved
• 19:46
  back to her home state of Mississippi to rebuild
• 19:49
  her finances. It's almost like when you stop
• 19:53
  really doing porn and going into religion, you
• 19:55
  don't make as much money. I recently moved to
• 19:58
  Mississippi because I was... I'm sorry, the worst
• 20:00
  place to be a woman. I was in L .A. And... was
• 20:06
  dating a bozo, moved to Atlanta with him, and
• 20:09
  then left the bozo because... Yeah, she's doing
• 20:13
  that thing where... Oh, man, her bozo's out there
• 20:17
  with a problem. Even though I'm doing raggedy
• 20:20
  scrapes. Here's Violet Moss. Very good porn star.
• 20:29
  I'm talking about relationships. You know what?
• 20:34
  We're not even playing. All this editing, all
• 20:36
  this censoring is out of control. Oh, we're so
• 20:40
  offended. You're all a bunch of babies. Out in
• 20:46
  the whole world, that was, you know, raised a
• 20:49
  myriad of children, family, Spike TV, Howard
• 20:53
  Stern, sex in the city for women, friends. How
• 20:57
  do we become so easily offended? We're all a
• 20:59
  bunch of bitches. 50 Cent's laughing at Rick
• 21:06
  Ross's CD sales and album sales. That's gotta
• 21:09
  suck. Pooh Shiesty was denied parole again. Yeah!
• 21:12
  You know he's probably starting to really regret
• 21:14
  what he did. It was stupid. Who's stupider, him
• 21:20
  or Lil' Dirk? I ain't got to tell you. Pooh Shiesty
• 21:25
  or Lil' Dirk? Blue Face claims he had sex with
• 21:29
  Christiana Rock and then begged him to leave.
• 21:32
  And then she begged him to leave his pregnant
• 21:34
  boo, Naveer. Oh, yeah, these classy women. Keep
• 21:37
  it real with y 'all. I know you're going to.
• 21:39
  Let me do my Blue Face voice. Yeah, I'm going
• 21:44
  to keep it real with y 'all. I'm going to keep
• 21:46
  it real with y 'all. I'm going to keep it real
• 21:48
  with y 'all. Krishan got fucked. Oh, yeah. School
• 21:53
  creep. Fucked her. No problem. No questions asked.
• 22:01
  What a romantic guy. School creep. He's doing
• 22:08
  the morning show sound effects. That's my job,
• 22:11
  dude. Blueface must be a listener. I was like,
• 22:15
  the way that dude uses sound effects. I love
• 22:18
  it. Here's Blueface admitting to cheating on
• 22:30
  his girlfriend. What about my food? I can't eat.
• 22:35
  Yeah. I cheated. I know. Sorry. What are you
• 22:42
  sorry for? Ah, Navea's got no class. She's just
• 22:47
  letting him bang out all the time. Appreciate
• 22:50
  it. There's no reason to say sorry if you had
• 22:52
  intentions on doing it. That is a good point.
• 22:56
  You're sorry you got caught. Lil Wayne reveals
• 22:59
  he had his first kid at 14. Oh, that's healthy.
• 23:02
  Mm -hmm. 14. Wow. So, oh my God, 14. I'm sorry.
• 23:06
  It came at you fast today. It's 14. Oh my God.
• 23:09
  Were you nervous? 14 with the... Not because
• 23:11
  my mom asked. My mom asked when I killed you.
• 23:13
  My dad just got murdered that year. The same
• 23:16
  year I blew up. Yeah. Oh my gosh. We was already
• 23:22
  local. Like you said, I was a local. I'm surprised
• 23:24
  you showed up on time for Benny Blanco's podcast.
• 23:26
  Rapper forever. Yeah. Blue face has that thing
• 23:30
  that little... Wayne has where they talk like
• 23:34
  this. Shut up! Yeah, we're so coding down, man.
• 23:45
  Shut up! Annoying! Blah, blah, blah. Brandy Glanville.
• 23:54
  So skanky, man. The woman that was bragging about
• 24:00
  her son going to Powtown in his childhood room
• 24:04
  with his girlfriend. It's kind of weird. Well,
• 24:08
  she says that her kids are boring because they
• 24:10
  don't do cocaine. Mother of the year! Man. You
• 24:14
  know, she is traumatizing to have as a mom. Here's
• 24:19
  Brandi Landville. She's like, but my classmates
• 24:23
  were paid to nail me for this sort of shit and
• 24:26
  say that I had a big problem. Well, I mean, let's
• 24:28
  be clear. We've all done cocaine. Well, in the
• 24:33
  90s, I have it. In the 90s. And since fentanyl
• 24:37
  came out. It's like that song in the Navy. Well,
• 24:40
  yeah, that is a good point about fentanyl. I
• 24:41
  haven't since fentanyl came out. But now she
• 24:44
  has drug testing strips to make sure it's good.
• 24:46
  I got them for the kids. Luckily, my kids don't
• 24:49
  do cocaine because they're boring. This is lovely
• 24:51
  to hear. But that's okay. I love that they're
• 24:54
  boring. They don't even like to drink. I'm like,
• 24:56
  what do you do? Where's your life? They love
• 24:59
  you, mommy. Watch that, like, yeah. Yeah. But
• 25:07
  actually, since that just came out, we have the
• 25:10
  quote from the kids about what they think of
• 25:13
  their mom calling them boring. Oh, sure. Got
• 25:20
  it. Ah, this show's ridiculous. Oh, what's going
• 25:29
  on? Today on TMZ. Okay, so Kylie Jenner. I think
• 25:40
  unfairly is getting dragged on social media for
• 25:44
  going to the World Cup when her grandmother had
• 25:47
  died a few days before. I have a feeling they
• 25:50
  were close with MJ. Not Tasha. No, this grandma
• 25:55
  named MJ. I have a feeling Kim wasn't close to
• 26:02
  her. I have a feeling Kylie was close to her.
• 26:06
  Besides the mom. Anyone who's mad at her for
• 26:09
  this is a loser. I agree. Why can't you celebrate
• 26:11
  instead of grieve? Celebrating her life is different
• 26:14
  than going to a World Cup. We don't know that
• 26:15
  MJ didn't love soccer. It's what she would have
• 26:17
  wanted. This is what MJ... MJ Mudd and Joe would
• 26:21
  have wanted. We got the body cam footage of Sonny
• 26:24
  Hostin, the view host, trying to get... Oh, yeah!
• 26:30
  This woman blocked me on Instagram. Mm -hmm.
• 26:33
  Yeah, no. Did she have any good points that her
• 26:36
  son's a good kid or whatever? Yeah. But she was
• 26:38
  trying to get her son out of an arrest because
• 26:40
  he was trespassing and jogging where he wasn't
• 26:42
  supposed to be. And she name -dropped that she's
• 26:43
  a former prosecutor. And then her son goes to
• 26:46
  Harvard. Listen, honey, we don't care. Mm -hmm.
• 26:49
  Get her son out of a possible... And you blocked
• 26:52
  me because you know it's true. You're annoying.
• 26:56
  Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. Good
• 27:01
  for you. The prosecutor card and the Harvard
• 27:05
  card, it does give a sense of like entitlement.
• 27:07
  I'm cool with it. Nepotism douchebag. That's
• 27:12
  what he gives up. Of course, Harvey's caught
• 27:14
  it. He's an idiot. He's an ass kisser. I don't
• 27:18
  care. She obviously could not handle the truth
• 27:22
  because she blocked me. It's stubborn. Your kid
• 27:25
  went to Harvard. Good for freaking you. I went
• 27:29
  to Harper Community College and got kicked off
• 27:30
  the radio. Does that mean I should get away with
• 27:33
  things? Shut up. You're annoying. Brazilian Harry
• 27:41
  Styles fans are disappointed after his July 21st
• 27:44
  show was canceled. Yeah, they're all freaking
• 27:47
  out in Brazil. to a quote health issue live nation
• 27:52
  brazil shared on x the morning of the event we
• 27:55
  deeply regret to inform you that the harry style
• 27:57
  show scheduled for tuesday july 21st 2026 at
• 28:02
  morham bis has been canceled due to a health
• 28:05
  issue this is a tamper reference but he dresses
• 28:10
  like he's going to the Yeah, he dresses very
• 28:16
  metrosexual. If we're going to use a term from
• 28:20
  2004 right now. For Mark Anthony, eight is great.
• 28:27
  Yeah, Mark Anthony just had another kid. He's
• 28:30
  a deadbeat to the first seven. I know there's
• 28:34
  a listener out there that's trying to have kids.
• 28:39
  It's a little hard. And this freaking loser just...
• 28:43
  Creates them. The singer announced he's a...
• 28:45
  He's a deadbeat loser. Officially a dad of eight.
• 28:49
  Sharing in a joint Instagram post... Oh, and
• 28:51
  the woman that had it with him looks so vapid.
• 28:55
  Like, you don't look at her and go, oh, yeah,
• 28:57
  we'll have a great conversation with her. Said
• 29:00
  he welcomed a baby girl named Myla July 21st.
• 29:03
  Oh, it's so cute. Yeah, I bet his woman's mad
• 29:08
  because of his riveting personality and parenting
• 29:11
  skills. Second child with wife Nadia Ferreira.
• 29:15
  She looks like a Nadia. They always look like
• 29:20
  Nadias. I look back now and realize that there
• 29:28
  were many ways that some of the best moments
• 29:31
  of my life. I was miserable. I was I was not
• 29:34
  happy. Jim Parsons bitching about the big bitch.
• 29:38
  Pink Theory. You know what you should do then?
• 29:41
  Return all the money you make, dude, and give
• 29:43
  me some of your syndication money. I had to watch
• 29:44
  your crappy show with my mom. Stress. He's a
• 29:48
  nerd. Shut up. Here comes the embarrassment.
• 29:53
  Stupid show. Gotta hit it, Big Bang Theory. Happy
• 29:57
  Hot Topic. McDonald's is rolling out a new breakfast
• 30:02
  item starting today. The Chicago -based chain
• 30:05
  says that it's Honey Brown. Butter, bacon, egg,
• 30:08
  and cheese biscuit. It'll only be $8 .99 without
• 30:11
  the meal. Your time is fast. It's now available
• 30:14
  for a limited time. I like protesting against
• 30:17
  McDonald's. There was times I had some good old
• 30:21
  Maggie days. Especially when I got the McMunchies.
• 30:27
  But the problem is I'm not giving them my money.
• 30:30
  Jackass. Good for Plus, we get you four McNuggets
• 30:34
  and a cheeseburger for $17. Scram. I'm a millennial
• 30:39
  that grew up on the dime menu. I ain't going
• 30:41
  to go back there. Bring that back. Happy Hot
• 30:44
  Topic. I know. I'm not using your app. When I
• 30:49
  get McDonald's, it's spur of the moment desperation.
• 30:53
  If I'm actually putting time into getting McDonald's,
• 30:55
  I'll just go to Publix. Rosie O'Donnell is reflecting
• 31:02
  on her new look. The Emmy winner is... Yeah,
• 31:04
  she's one of those that looked way better fat.
• 31:10
  Sharing insight into how her recent weight loss
• 31:12
  as well as her subsequent facelift has shifted
• 31:14
  her life for the better. Yeah, she's just so
• 31:17
  lesbian looking at her. I mean, it's fine to
• 31:20
  look lesbian, but like, you look at Rosie O'Donnell,
• 31:23
  you're like, oh my God, are you lesbian? Rosie
• 31:26
  tells people of her experience with the weight
• 31:28
  loss drug in an interview published on July 21st.
• 31:31
  Manjaro changed my life. I couldn't even pronounce
• 31:34
  it at first. Yeah. Bet you're pooping out. Oh,
• 31:37
  you're probably... Oh, jeez. A few of our favorite
• 31:46
  TV doctors won't be scrubbing in for a new season.
• 31:49
  Oh, you know what they did? They're scrubbing
• 31:51
  in. The show's called Scrubs. The Scrubs revival
• 31:54
  gears up for a second. God, that's freaking...
• 31:57
  Beautiful woman on this show. Whatever the blonde
• 31:59
  is. She's freaking hot. I was in like middle
• 32:04
  elementary school and she goes, oh my God, there's
• 32:07
  a bunch of women back there. Back then, that
• 32:10
  got me into being into women. Mariah Carey, Shakia,
• 32:13
  and the Hips Don't Lie music video. Rihanna.
• 32:18
  Tyra Banks. and the blonde from Scrubs. Second
• 32:22
  season on ABC and Hulu after the hugely successful
• 32:25
  revival in February. Yeah, I'm still behind.
• 32:28
  I still haven't finished the King of the Hill
• 32:30
  revival, the Futurama revival, the Malcolm in
• 32:34
  the Middle revival, behind on Power, behind on
• 32:39
  Scrubs. I'm behind! Mm -hmm! That's the one nice
• 32:43
  thing about having a girlfriend is you're up
• 32:45
  on all the streaming shows where you're literally
• 32:47
  going through everything. But when you're single,
• 32:51
  And I'm grinding every day. After watching about
• 32:56
  18 million shows during COVID, I'm all TV'd out.
• 33:00
  Two newbies to the cast won't be returning. While
• 33:03
  the core trio, Zach Braff's J .D., Donald Faison's
• 33:06
  Turk, and Sarah Chalk's Elliot. Elliot to Elliot!
• 33:09
  To friggin' Heidi! Elliot in the morning's a
• 33:13
  great radio show too! I'll be walking the halls
• 33:16
  of Sacred Heart once again. Had no idea it was
• 33:20
  bad. There's way too much TV. I used to laugh.
• 33:25
  20 years ago, when you had basic TV, you could
• 33:28
  pretty much say you saw everything. You saw a
• 33:30
  little bit of The Apprentice with the pedophile.
• 33:32
  You saw the cartoons on Fox. You saw the sitcoms
• 33:36
  on CBS. The stuff on NBC. The ABC. That's for
• 33:40
  housewives. The CW. No, it's like you could be
• 33:45
  in a conversation with a person. You don't even
• 33:46
  know what show's on. So many of them. It's overwhelming.
• 33:50
  Oh, don't. Yes, yes. You need to know. You need
• 33:54
  to know. Got it. Friggin' Anne Hathaway, so friggin'
• 33:58
  hot. I'd be crying if I wasn't pregnant right
• 34:00
  now. Oh, yeah. Anne Hathaway is feeling the love
• 34:04
  from Whoopi Goldberg. Oh, yeah. Whoopi Goldberg
• 34:07
  wants to lick that rug. Mm -hmm. The actress,
• 34:10
  who's expecting her third child with husband
• 34:12
  Adam Shulman. Man, this was supposed to be my
• 34:14
  kid. Man, you know when you're making a baby
• 34:19
  with Anne Hathaway, you got to feel like the
• 34:21
  freaking man. Made an appearance on the Monday,
• 34:24
  July 20th episode of The View alongside The Odyssey
• 34:26
  co -star Matt Damon and director Christopher
• 34:28
  Nolan to promote their summer blockbuster. At
• 34:31
  the end of the interview, Goldberg shared her
• 34:33
  praise for the trio, leading to an emotional
• 34:35
  moment between herself and Hathaway, who was
• 34:37
  moved to tears. Bob. You're magnificent. Anne
• 34:42
  Hathaway. You. Oh, she is crying. She's so cute.
• 34:49
  Oh, Jason. I like finished the talk show and
• 34:56
  I was like, so I say, oh, I'm talking for you.
• 34:59
  I freaking can't. I get fired at NBC, but I don't
• 35:06
  work there anymore. It's so freaking annoying.
• 35:11
  It is funny. You go to those HR meetings. They
• 35:13
  say dumb. Like, You can't comment like if someone's
• 35:17
  lost weight. And I'm like. Yeah, you look fat.
• 35:24
  I'm kidding. But when a man does it, it's not
• 35:27
  so good. The Tate brothers are now fighting extradition
• 35:32
  after their arrest in Miami. I am so embarrassed
• 35:35
  doing what I want to do about breakups in 2022.
• 35:38
  I looked up how to get over breakups on YouTube.
• 35:41
  Man, back in like 2022, Andrew Tate was the authority
• 35:45
  on breakups. I hate to say that his videos help
• 35:48
  me get through it. Now, I'm not sexist like him,
• 35:50
  but the thing that I always took away from him
• 35:52
  is that she doesn't care that you're sad that
• 35:55
  you're broken up. Mm -hmm. She doesn't care about
• 35:59
  your feelings. She was never the person you ever
• 36:01
  wanted. And that sadness, that power you have
• 36:04
  of missing your ex, use it in the gym. He did
• 36:07
  bring up good points. Now, the thing with Andrew
• 36:09
  Tate's dating advice is that he's like, oh, women,
• 36:12
  most of it sucks. But when you're desperate at
• 36:17
  age 29, it's still impressionable. Yeah, it's
• 36:23
  fine. Whatever. Over the weekend, these controversial
• 36:27
  social media influencers are facing dozens of
• 36:30
  new rape and sex trafficking charges. I've never
• 36:32
  heard a good thing about them. I want them to
• 36:36
  date my daughter. It's like, how could it be
• 36:39
  all of this stuff and there's not one thing to
• 36:41
  watch? With an ocean of streaming content these
• 36:44
  days, even Eddie Murphy complained about finding
• 36:47
  something to do in his recent documentary. Recent
• 36:49
  industry reports find some viewers are getting
• 36:52
  what they call season two fatigue, a steep decline
• 36:55
  in viewership from season one to season two of
• 36:58
  a show. It takes like 18 years for the show to
• 37:04
  come out and he forgot and the prices keep going
• 37:07
  up. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I don't know. It's
• 37:13
  all streamed out. Mm -hmm. Mm. Ryan Reynolds
• 37:18
  isn't saying bye -bye -bye to Deadpool just yet.
• 37:22
  God, I thought he was so funny in Deadpool. No,
• 37:27
  I think he's the worst. The actor confirmed he'll
• 37:30
  be returning to the Marvel Cinematic Universe
• 37:32
  for... Oh, good. Thank God. They're having terrible
• 37:35
  cell phone commercials where I want to... Bitch
• 37:37
  slap him. He's known for his signature red pompadour,
• 37:41
  but these days, Conan O 'Brien is rocking a new
• 37:44
  slicked back hairstyle. Yeah. Conan's one of
• 37:47
  those guys. When I was in middle school, I didn't
• 37:50
  quite get his humor. But now I like it. Of course,
• 37:54
  the internet has thoughts. She has new hair.
• 37:59
  Only on Hobby Hour do you hear about, you know,
• 38:02
  Conan O 'Brien's hair. Johansson. Johansson?
• 38:06
  I mean, I don't say it really ever. Colin Jost
• 38:10
  sets the record straight on the correct pronunciation
• 38:12
  of his wife's last name. Yeah, you know, she
• 38:15
  wanted that clarified. In a clip posted to Jeopardy's
• 38:21
  TikTok account, the SNL star and pop culture
• 38:24
  Jeopardy host answers a question from the audience
• 38:26
  on a hotly debated topic. How does Scarlett...
• 38:29
  She's so freaking hot. She's so hot. Like, really
• 38:34
  say her last name. How do you pronounce your
• 38:36
  wife's name? I pronounce it pretentious. One
• 38:42
  year after Malcolm Jamal Warner's tragic death
• 38:45
  at 50. Yeah, real. really flew by before his
• 38:49
  widow tanisha warner is taking legal action in
• 38:52
  georgia in california over his family trust and
• 38:55
  what she alleges are at least 1 .3 million dollars
• 38:59
  in unfulfilled financial obligations court documents
• 39:02
  yeah death is not fun time for side check news
• 39:16
  I'm not happy, baby. Side chick noise. We talking
• 39:22
  messy today. Mic check. Welcome to the surf.
• 39:28
  Riding in the booth, cutting straight through
• 39:30
  the surf. Call it like I see it. Feelings in
• 39:33
  the hearse, kid. You click the T, now you get
• 39:35
  the whole thermos. The libs playing games, acting
• 39:37
  like they saints. Got a whole spouse home, still
• 39:40
  sliding to the dates. Screenshots saved, little
• 39:43
  goodnight, babe. Then they on a yacht pick, trying
• 39:45
  to hide. Everybody frontin' Postin' healing energy
• 39:51
  While they DM huntin' Strollin' through the gram
• 39:53
  All I see is double lives You can't tag the man
• 39:56
  But you tag the wife She buys, this that side
• 39:58
  chick news Side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose
• 40:01
  Every fraud, every sling Who you trying to text?
• 40:22
  Got a ring on your hand Still shopping for the
• 40:24
  next P All team stressing, trying to spin it
• 40:27
  for the press But the group chat meme got receipts
• 40:29
  on deck From the field goals missing to the model
• 40:32
  in the mist One post off life, next post I twist
• 40:35
  You a free spirit but the rent still split Funny
• 40:39
  how the timeline never shows that bit Look, I'm
• 40:42
  just reading what the headlines say I'm the voice
• 40:44
  in your car, you pretend you hate me Ryan, how
• 40:55
  we gon' do? Every fraud, every fling, every late
• 40:58
  night move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we say
• 41:02
  it like it is on an afternoon cruise Sidekick
• 41:05
  moves Whole world tuned to the truth You can
• 41:07
  hide from your man, can't hide from this move
• 41:10
  Sidekick moves Breaking, breaking, breaking,
• 41:15
  breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking Another
• 41:18
  is complicated situation Another we were on a
• 41:21
  bridge of impatience It's the side chick news.
• 41:36
  Side chick news. Every fraud, every fling, every
• 41:41
  late night move. We expose, we amuse. Yeah, we
• 41:45
  say it like it is on the afternoon cruise. Side
• 41:47
  chick news. Whole world tuned to the truth. You
• 41:50
  can't hide from your man, can't hide from this
• 41:53
  booze. Side chick news. Side chick news. Giselle
• 42:02
  Bundchen is celebrating her birthday in style,
• 42:05
  keeping it low. She's a side chick. That's what
• 42:10
  she'll always be. Key, the supermodel, gave fans
• 42:13
  an inside look as she rang in her 46th birthday.
• 42:19
  I love when people comment, it's Tom's loss.
• 42:21
  No, she's a brat. Along with a sunset selfie,
• 42:24
  Giselle posted several celebratory photos to
• 42:26
  Instagram July 22nd. Good for you! You're getting
• 42:30
  into old hag territories. Doesn't really matter
• 42:33
  anymore. You're getting into old hag territories,
• 42:37
  so it's pretty sparse. Six, now I ran big mic,
• 42:52
  big rating Talk wild about sex, love dating Sleep
• 42:55
  beat, sun signal, hit that equator Local boy
• 42:58
  talk like a glowing narrator Lame loon on the
• 43:01
  ground, she a queen Her on the board, her on
• 43:04
  the screen Freeze, it's free, that y 'all fell
• 43:06
  for the plan Whole thing's fun, buy the soups,
• 43:09
  not the fans Britney loses, black crap crazy
• 43:12
  Y 'all got played and the story got hazy They
• 43:15
  told you a script, y 'all caught it Caused, but
• 43:17
  the cash came first, she just gave them Alright,
• 43:22
  now. Do you find it silly people spreading rumors
• 43:29
  about you and your family like those clone theory?
• 43:32
  Yes, he does find it ridiculous. Everyone, dude,
• 43:35
  everyone, I gotta hop on TikTok because everyone
• 43:37
  on TikTok, they'll, no, I see this one video
• 43:41
  that's like 1 .2 million likes and then the caption
• 43:45
  is like the biggest theory ever lied. It's Britney
• 43:50
  Spears' kid talking about people saying his mom's
• 43:52
  a clone. I just think your mom's dumb. That's
• 43:55
  all. Is Britney Spears still alive? Like, bro,
• 43:59
  you can go to her page and see her right now.
• 44:02
  Yeah! She's dancing around with nuts. Are you
• 44:05
  guys tweaking? Crazy broad. That's Britney Spears'
• 44:09
  youngest son, Jaden James, making a rare appearance
• 44:12
  on social media, blasting conspiracy theories
• 44:15
  about his famous mom. Yeah, he's in defense mode.
• 44:18
  He also needs her money. Because now he's not
• 44:22
  18. He's 19 or 20. Including the one about this
• 44:25
  Britney being a body double. Yeah, whatever.
• 44:29
  She's annoying. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah,
• 44:34
  blah. I'm Britney. I'm up. Annoying. So is Blake
• 44:40
  Lively. She bad. She bad. She know that. Trouble
• 44:56
  in the crowd. Trouble in the crowd. She walks
• 44:58
  in, drama on tap. Cherry lip gloss turn like
• 45:01
  a trap. Credit card queen in a knockoff bag.
• 45:03
  Smirk so sharp, put a rip in the flag. Name on
• 45:06
  her cuss bell, wrong she snaps. Front row line,
• 45:08
  but she cut like that. Tells three lies just
• 45:10
  to order a drink. Winks at your man and she says,
• 45:12
  you blink? Blink loudly. It's a sociopathic dance.
• 45:17
  Hey. Blake Lively rolling with a new crowd these
• 45:42
  days. Yeah. She got excluded from the cool kids
• 45:46
  club because she's the worst. As a source tells
• 45:48
  ET, the actress is expanding her social circle.
• 45:52
  You kind of had to after you burned every bridge.
• 45:56
  After falling out with longtime bestie Taylor
• 45:59
  Swift. In Hollywood, they pit women against each
• 46:02
  other. Yeah, it's the thing. You contributed
• 46:06
  to it, you moron. Try to create these false catfights.
• 46:09
  All right. You're annoying. It's stupid. I don't
• 46:14
  know what you're more of, annoying or stupid.
• 46:16
  You're probably a tie. That's the 38 -year -old
• 46:18
  showing off her new girl squad at Sunday's FIFA
• 46:21
  World Cup final. Good luck to those women that
• 46:23
  think that they're her friend, but are just using
• 46:25
  her for clout. Because now I'm their friend.
• 46:27
  She's dumb. Yeah, you look at Blake Lively. Oh,
• 46:32
  she's a freaking rocket scientist. Blake Lively.
• 46:38
  Time for... Taylor Swift fucking knows. I swear,
• 46:43
  it just never, it never ends! Woo! Woo! Woo!
• 46:49
  Yeah! Woo! You can put in so long of every name
• 46:58
  you wrote. You turn to the headlines and you
• 47:04
  watch the whole thing flow. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
• 47:08
  Woo! Oh, yeah! Turns out Travis Kelsey isn't
• 47:57
  just ready for the football field. He can also
• 48:00
  hold a tune. Oh, yeah. Good to know. Weeks after
• 48:06
  multiple wedding guests confirmed that Travis
• 48:09
  and Taylor Swift performed a duet during their
• 48:12
  wedding rehearsal dinner, his brother, Jason
• 48:15
  Kelsey, confirmed the chief's tight end has some
• 48:18
  serious singing chops. I want to know who got
• 48:21
  banged in the bathroom. I want to know who got
• 48:26
  deep in the bag. I want to know the... Easy stuff.
• 48:29
  Not the perfect stuff at a wedding. Want to know
• 48:31
  who embarrassed who? That's all I care about.
• 48:37
  Here's the latest from Kendall Jenner. Because
• 48:39
  I also know that there are people that might
• 48:41
  have it, that it might be, you know, really tough
• 48:44
  for them. She's talking about being in adult
• 48:47
  situations as kids. And especially like in the
• 48:50
  mental health space of it all. I think that I've.
• 48:53
  Yeah, Kendall seems like she's not really a fan
• 48:56
  of her family. jokes on you i can't stand you
• 49:00
  either you're a family well you're kind of hot
• 49:01
  but obviously had my my moments even as a kid
• 49:05
  and and i think kylie and i had to go through
• 49:07
  like very like adult things at a really young
• 49:10
  age yeah i did episode i remember probably like
• 49:12
  oh i remember exactly where i was my parents
• 49:16
  were getting me a tutor and the tutor had cable
• 49:19
  so i was watching like the first or second season
• 49:21
  of keeping up with the kardashians this is like
• 49:23
  in fall of 08 and i It was an episode where they
• 49:26
  had like stripper balls. And a Bruce Jenner,
• 49:31
  now Kayla, whatever you want to call him, call
• 49:33
  him her, whatever. At the time, Bruce did not
• 49:37
  want his daughter to have a stripper ball. Father
• 49:41
  of the year, or whatever you guys know. Oh, geez.
• 49:47
  Oh, yeah. We got 51 days until the NFL returns.
• 49:56
  Aren't we all excited? Josh Morrow had a four
• 50:02
  -day bender before he died. That is sad. It's
• 50:06
  always sad when you hear about people. Oh, you
• 50:07
  got this loser. Le 'Veon Bell is a deadbeat dad
• 50:10
  and was arrested for not paying his child support.
• 50:12
  You're a loser. Cannot stand deadbeat dads. Tom
• 50:19
  Brady might join the WWE. It is really sad that
• 50:23
  he's listening to advice from that little douchebag,
• 50:26
  whatever the guy's name is from Fanatics, and
• 50:30
  all of a sudden he's doing all these skits. You're
• 50:33
  the greatest football player ever. And now you're
• 50:36
  resorting to fake stuff? That's no good. But
• 50:40
  hey, it ain't my life, and he's making money,
• 50:43
  so... Aaron Rodgers is reconnecting with his
• 51:02
  family. Yeah, stupid. As flawed as your family
• 51:06
  can be when you don't talk to them. It says more
• 51:08
  about you. The legendary NFL star shares photos
• 51:11
  of himself reuniting with his family after revealing
• 51:14
  he's been estranged from his loved ones since
• 51:16
  2014. In the snaps he posts to Instagram on July
• 51:20
  20th, Aaron poses with his mom, Darla Rodgers,
• 51:23
  before sharing a separate pic with his dad, Ed
• 51:25
  Rodgers. That's so cute. Had to be weird. Cam
• 51:31
  Newton got fired. Cam Newton has reportedly been
• 51:34
  fired by ESPN. God, at least I don't have to
• 51:38
  see those stupid hats anymore. You're like an
• 51:40
  asswipe. You don't even jump out of your own
• 51:42
  fumble. And he's just one of several big names
• 51:45
  being shown the door. Yeah, so that happened.
• 51:48
  Here's Miles Garrett's girlfriend talking about
• 51:52
  just how she's annoyed. If you are going to stop
• 51:56
  me for a photo and you're going to post it. All
• 52:02
  right. You're going to die someday and you're
• 52:05
  going to get old. Who cares? Whatever! Tom Brady
• 52:09
  is in talks to join... Tom Brady is in talks
• 52:12
  to join WWE. Ah, embarrassing. I just grew up
• 52:18
  in a household. I was not allowed to watch Ninja
• 52:21
  Turtles until like third grade. So I was really
• 52:24
  not around, you know, WWE. Now, living in Tampa...
• 52:29
  It's given me an appreciation for it. I know,
• 52:32
  I doubt about it, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 52:33
  and girls. But growing up, I thought it was stupid.
• 52:37
  Travis Kelsey may be entering his endgame on
• 52:41
  the football field. One, two, and Taylor. Nearly
• 52:44
  three weeks after marrying Taylor Swift at Madison
• 52:47
  Square Garden, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end
• 52:50
  is fueling fresh retirement. I wonder if Taylor
• 52:53
  is a Turner. Speculation. Kelsey. Whatever. Here
• 52:56
  you go. Here's Cardi B saying she's like Britney
• 52:59
  Spears. I'm really hip -hop's Britney Spears.
• 53:02
  Like, I'm out here feeling like Britney. Because
• 53:05
  let me tell you something, right? A lot of these
• 53:07
  celebrities, like, you know I got all the tea
• 53:10
  on these celebrities. Oh, yeah. She's got everything.
• 53:16
  I know who was doing what and all that shit.
• 53:19
  But guess what? What? Nobody reports about it.
• 53:22
  You want to know why? Because nobody gives a
• 53:24
  fuck. All right. She's an annoying broad, isn't
• 53:26
  she? I feel like I lose IQ points every time
• 53:31
  I hear her babble. It's like, shut up. Anthony
• 53:51
  Edwards is ordered to pay child support like
• 53:54
  the dead be dead. That is false. Tyrese Halliburton
• 53:58
  got married to his hottest snow bunny wife. You
• 54:03
  know they have threesomes. You just give off
• 54:05
  that vibe. When you got all the snow bunnies
• 54:08
  in your house, how can you not? It's right there.
• 54:11
  Right on you. 856 -49 -HOPI. Such an amazing
• 54:24
  year for sports. Here's Stephen Curry. For you,
• 54:27
  what has been like a standout moment, a standout
• 54:29
  story that you really gravitated towards? I mean,
• 54:33
  how many to choose from? Alyssa Liu representing
• 54:36
  Oakland, the Bay, and the Olympics. Obviously
• 54:39
  the Knicks in basketball. It's a great accomplishment.
• 54:42
  There's that. Here's LeBron saying that today's
• 54:47
  stars shouldn't be forced into retirement when
• 54:50
  they're driving revenue. Yeah, but you're past
• 54:52
  your prime, you moron. There's always conversations
• 54:55
  like, when is he going to retire? He needs to
• 54:57
  retire. I agree. You're just step outing. He's
• 55:01
  this age. He's that age. But why? I don't know
• 55:06
  right now. But you heard it on the radio. Here
• 55:09
  is a hella burden on if LeBron would shine the
• 55:13
  Pacers. LeBron being my teammate. It's not looking
• 55:16
  good. It's not looking good. Damn. I texted him
• 55:22
  during, before this, and I, not this, before
• 55:26
  Fanatics Fest, and I said, hey, come, you should
• 55:29
  come be a pacer. And he responded with six laughing,
• 55:33
  crying faces. You're a douche, LeBron, and you
• 55:37
  never cheat on Savannah. You're so loyal to her.
• 55:42
  You totally don't have any snow bodies in frigging
• 55:45
  Toronto, you moron. Travis Scott and Jordan Clarkson
• 55:50
  got into it in the club and bottles are flying.
• 55:55
  Bunch of grown losers. I did not know this. Remember
• 55:59
  the decision that stupid day LeBron did? At the
• 56:06
  time. Donovan Mitchell was 13 years old. And
• 56:10
  he was in the crowd. I was staying at a friend's
• 56:13
  house and we went up and I sat there for about
• 56:17
  two hours waiting for LeBron to show up. Did
• 56:19
  you see him go in or go out? I saw him go in.
• 56:23
  LeBron's my favorite player. It happened right
• 56:26
  down the street from where I went to middle school,
• 56:27
  Greenwich Country Day. I was just waiting for
• 56:29
  him to say he was going to Miami. That's what
• 56:32
  happened. Let me see here. Chris Bosh says if
• 56:38
  he were LeBron, he would choose Miami. Well,
• 56:40
  whatever. Man, I feel bad about, like, we all
• 56:44
  hated it on that team because they were annoying
• 56:46
  the way they just kind of care. But, man, Chris
• 56:52
  Bosh seems like a good -ass dude. Mm -hmm. 8
• 56:57
  -5 -6. 49 hot peanuts, 856 -494 -6779. We got
• 57:02
  Tampa Bay in there, Chicago in there, Cleveland,
• 57:04
  Fresno. We got so much coming up. It's getting
• 57:11
  a little overwhelming. I'm going to take a break.
• 57:28
  RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will be right back.
• 57:31
  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 57:34
  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
• 57:39
  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
• 57:42
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 57:45
  touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call
• 57:49
  it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,
• 57:54
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 57:56
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 57:59
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 58:01
  around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour
• 58:05
  will be right back. Oh, the mic was off. It never
• 58:11
  sounded better. Here is a song from 27 years
• 58:14
  ago. Defari with Bionic. Bionic. Bye. 6 million's
• 58:42
  what it cost them to put back together that cat
• 58:45
  Steve Austin. Not the far right, it's bionic.
• 58:48
  Over 6 million tracks with 10 million topics.
• 58:52
  I'm fiber optic, crystal clear with my projection.
• 58:54
  Whack them C's, get clothesline when they walk
• 58:56
  across my intersection. They need protection,
• 58:58
  some guidance, some right direction. A job center
• 59:01
  with application for a new profession. Never
• 59:03
  set for nothing less. I play contests. And set
• 59:06
  shots for paydays In strange ways, life twists
• 59:09
  and turns Word to gangsta, in this business,
• 59:12
  it's really hard to earn I format attacks, new
• 59:15
  knack technique Speak with a passion on wax and
• 59:18
  tape and CD Mad niggas front for paper And switch
• 59:21
  like a bitch, in and out Like a frostbader, all
• 59:25
  I know is how to rock shit They say the hotter
• 59:27
  the MC, the hotter the spot It's the coming of
• 59:32
  the Vianney The far I hear the lock shit We'll
• 59:40
  see you next time. My wrist and hit like Sanbris
• 59:57
  Handle this, make you believe like an evangelist
• 1:00:00
  That rhythm see the coming, to reclaim Los Angeles
• 1:00:02
  And hence I stand a chance to finally get my
• 1:00:05
  time to shine In the golden state, like Spree
• 1:00:07
  while out there This beat is hot, it make me
• 1:00:10
  laugh like astronaut Make K. Rool set that shit
• 1:00:12
  for my peoples when we blow spot 4, 3, 3, my
• 1:00:16
  D's Rose like E's, beat 12 trees and 7 C's If
• 1:00:19
  you didn't know champs Before I hit a lot of
• 1:00:22
  shit It's the coming Of the Bayani We'll see
• 1:00:46
  you next time. Bust all verses like rifles Bust
• 1:01:11
  all bullets through flesh Unless you're wearing
• 1:01:12
  a vest And even then I still enter The human
• 1:01:15
  form of a splinter The summer, fall, spring,
• 1:01:17
  and winter Liquid crew, member Champion, contender
• 1:01:20
  Holy like the month of December The live prototype
• 1:01:23
  It's the coming Of the Bionic Before I hit a
• 1:01:29
  lock It's the coming Of the Bionic Before I hit
• 1:01:34
  a lock It's the coming Of the Bionic Before I
• 1:01:40
  hit a lock, it's the coming of the bionic Before
• 1:01:45
  I hit a lock, it's the coming of the bionic Before
• 1:01:50
  I hit a lock, it's the coming of the bionic Before
• 1:01:56
  I hit a lock, it's the coming of the bionic Locked
• 1:02:11
  Locked Locked in jail Locked Locked Locked in
• 1:02:24
  jail Locked in jail Locked in jail Bye. Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:11
  Wasn't that a good song? We're all here, you
• 1:03:13
  know? All right. Let's get back to it. And now,
• 1:03:17
  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
• 1:03:21
  Hot 97 .7. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. And now for
• 1:03:38
  something completely different. The door is closing.
• 1:03:59
  And now, something completely different. It's
• 1:04:02
  like a hobby in the morning. It's a hobby. Happy
• 1:04:27
  hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here
• 1:04:35
  it is. The most amazing radio show on the planet.
• 1:04:39
  The other stations are tuned in too. Yo, it's
• 1:05:19
  Hoppy, I will be about to go live. Devil Bay
• 1:05:22
  News is the place we arrive. From the beach to
• 1:05:24
  the bay, the city's crazy moves. We got stories
• 1:05:27
  hotter than the floor of the grooves. Devil Bay
• 1:05:29
  News, we making it spin. We bringin' the fix,
• 1:05:42
  we bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix, we
• 1:05:45
  bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix, we bringin'
• 1:05:46
  the fix, we bringin' the fix, we bringin' the
• 1:05:47
  fix, we bringin' the fix. In Polk County, a 51
• 1:06:15
  -year -old man is in jail accused of beating
• 1:06:17
  a pregnant woman. Loser! I love how they always
• 1:06:22
  talk about all the crime they're... busting out
• 1:06:25
  and blockading how many losers are out there
• 1:06:29
  then resisting deputies investigators say witness
• 1:06:32
  he just looks like a mentally ill this is uh
• 1:06:35
  ray alacron hitting a pregnant woman outside
• 1:06:38
  checkers that's on us oh yeah 98 north yes can
• 1:06:43
  you imagine what that checkers looks like on
• 1:06:44
  the inside Today, deputies say the man drove
• 1:06:49
  away with the woman, but a witness called 911.
• 1:06:52
  Sounds like things are going well in Polk County.
• 1:06:54
  Like right here. Oh, in just hours, the man accused
• 1:07:00
  of deliberately slamming a flatbed tow truck
• 1:07:02
  into a Polk County deputy's cruiser. What is
• 1:07:06
  going on in Polk County? Is due back in court.
• 1:07:09
  Last Monday, deputies were responding to a domestic
• 1:07:11
  violence call. Jesus Christ. involving Christopher
• 1:07:15
  Murphy. This is Grady Judge, got it. Investigators
• 1:07:18
  say Murphy took off in a flatbed tow truck. Alright,
• 1:07:21
  here we go. Happy Hot Topic! Well, as artificial
• 1:07:29
  intelligence pushes demand for massive data centers
• 1:07:31
  across Florida, we got to admit at some point,
• 1:07:34
  do I like data centers? No, but there's something
• 1:07:37
  you can do about it. She doesn't accept it. More
• 1:07:40
  communities are deciding to slow plans before
• 1:07:43
  approving some of those projects. So Lakeland's
• 1:07:45
  putting a one -year pause in the next year, though.
• 1:07:49
  Kind of like when Clay Lauder said, oh, yeah,
• 1:07:51
  we're doing a one -year pause on the 30 -year
• 1:07:54
  deal at Duke Energy. Then the year flies by.
• 1:07:56
  They come up with no idea because they're lazy
• 1:07:58
  morons simping for Scientology. And then they
• 1:08:01
  go, oh, well, I guess we'll just do Duke Energy
• 1:08:04
  for 30 years. It's called pushing it back. It's
• 1:08:06
  what the Rays do. It's what this area does. They
• 1:08:09
  push back everything and just kind of, you know,
• 1:08:12
  just end up settling. I settled pretty much with
• 1:08:15
  Jeffrey Knight. They settled pretty much with
• 1:08:17
  the Rays. This is a lazy area! I'm sorry! No!
• 1:08:21
  Copy hot topic! Within the last two hours, St.
• 1:08:25
  Pete police confirmed they found one of the two
• 1:08:27
  men caught on camera vandalizing a downtown building.
• 1:08:30
  Look at this. Yo, you're so gangster, dude! Good
• 1:08:33
  for you! It's right here. Police identified Andrew
• 1:08:37
  O 'Neill as... He's just loose like a cult listener.
• 1:08:39
  A loser! Hehehehe! Looks like a Gen X dork and
• 1:08:45
  his girls went, oh, what a little bitch. One
• 1:08:47
  of the men in the video, they say that's a guy
• 1:08:50
  with a really gross ponytail. They're totally
• 1:08:52
  cult listeners. That's him right there in the
• 1:08:54
  striped shirt with the. Losers. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:09:06
  The motorcyclist accused of leading troopers
• 1:09:08
  on a chase on I -75 over the weekend faced a
• 1:09:10
  judge for the first time today. Troopers say
• 1:09:13
  Jason Ortiz is the man that you see riding that
• 1:09:16
  motorcycle. He's got a small penis. He's overcompensating.
• 1:09:20
  Right there, that bike ultimately went up in
• 1:09:22
  flames. How many freaking losers are in this
• 1:09:28
  area? See, it's smoking. They say after Ortiz
• 1:09:31
  fled, after crashing into another motorcyclist,
• 1:09:35
  investigators... You know that motorcyclist is
• 1:09:37
  like, thanks, dude. And after him, troopers later
• 1:09:40
  learned that Ortiz did not have a valid license.
• 1:09:43
  Yeah, that's why I do not go on the road at night.
• 1:09:46
  Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! The state attorney's
• 1:09:50
  office today announced it will seek the death
• 1:09:52
  penalty for the man accused of killing his girlfriend
• 1:09:55
  by stabbing her 65 times. He should be stabbed
• 1:09:58
  65 times a day. We're doing some tax -free back
• 1:10:03
  -to -school shopping. Keep in mind here, some
• 1:10:04
  big changes are coming to the dress code for
• 1:10:07
  him. I just killed a reporter and it's freaking...
• 1:10:09
  10 Tampa Bay News is so freaking hot. Hillsborough
• 1:10:12
  County students. I think she's married up, though.
• 1:10:14
  Students this fall. All right, so there's a new
• 1:10:17
  dress code for the kids in class. Well, Tampa
• 1:10:24
  International is making a major change to the
• 1:10:26
  way passengers go through security. We're joining
• 1:10:28
  a TSA screening partnership program made on your
• 1:10:30
  side, Jenna Bass. All right, so there you go.
• 1:10:32
  I like that airport. It's fun to hang out in.
• 1:10:39
  This morning, police are in Largo are sounding
• 1:10:42
  the alarm over a new scam they are seeing pop
• 1:10:44
  up. They say, a scam out of Largo? No way! Largo's
• 1:10:48
  a scam of a town. Scammers are pretending to
• 1:10:51
  be high schoolers trying to raise money for their
• 1:10:53
  sports team. Yeah, that's what's happening. Jason
• 1:10:58
  Ortiz, the motorcyclist accused of leading troopers
• 1:11:00
  on a chase on I -75 over the weekend. Call ICE!
• 1:11:04
  Before his bike went up in flames, he was denied
• 1:11:07
  bond. Yeah, he's a little broccoli -haired douchebag.
• 1:11:11
  Shut down for a second time. An illegal gambling
• 1:11:14
  operation was just closed by... Oh, this is one
• 1:11:17
  of those arcades. Manatee County. Man, when I
• 1:11:21
  first moved here, I was like, wow, everyone really
• 1:11:23
  likes playing Pac -Man. I didn't know it was
• 1:11:25
  gambling arcades. Deputies, detectives say they
• 1:11:28
  spent weeks investigating. Yeah, you get a handjob
• 1:11:32
  while playing a slot machine. You get two jackpots
• 1:11:36
  in one. I was proud of that. Thought that was
• 1:11:40
  kind of funny. Get what I did there. And now,
• 1:11:43
  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
• 1:11:47
  Hot 97 .7. Oh, it's time for Fresno News. Yeah.
• 1:11:55
  Yeah. Yeah. Microphone King. Yeah. 6ix9ine tower
• 1:12:04
  Fresno's loud and sour Mike in his grip got the
• 1:12:07
  world feelin' sour Hoppy on the block droppin'
• 1:12:09
  facts like boulders Words cut sharply, the city
• 1:12:12
  on his shoulders News so raw, unfiltered truth
• 1:12:15
  spray Fresno's postin' every word that he say
• 1:12:17
  No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise Hoppy in the
• 1:12:21
  booth, Fresno, is it live? Fresno, no, yeah It's
• 1:12:26
  so bold, keep the city on fire I am hyper today.
• 1:12:40
  Yeah. Catch him on the down Press no folks gather
• 1:13:00
  from the heart of the city To the fields and
• 1:13:02
  the rap just spreads no news He don't hold back
• 1:13:05
  Spin so bold, keep the city on track Say it how
• 1:13:08
  it is, no fear, no doubt Ryan Hoppy's the name,
• 1:13:11
  and he shout it loud Ryan Hoppy's the name, and
• 1:13:21
  he shout it loud I do shout Mm -hmm Hey, Dennis,
• 1:13:29
  you're a douchebag. New tonight, the Fresno Police
• 1:13:32
  Department is addressing concerns over those
• 1:13:34
  controversial cameras. Yeah, you know, police
• 1:13:38
  being sketchy. No way! Flock security cameras,
• 1:13:43
  which track vehicles involved in crimes, have
• 1:13:45
  been criticized for potential privacy violations.
• 1:13:49
  Tonight, concerned residents filled the Ted C.
• 1:13:52
  Wills Center in central Fresno for an open discussion
• 1:13:55
  on whether Fresno police should continue using
• 1:13:58
  those surveillance cameras. Action News reporter
• 1:14:00
  Vincent Camarillo was at that meeting and now
• 1:14:03
  joins us live in downtown Fresno with the details.
• 1:14:06
  I don't really give a shit. There's flock cameras
• 1:14:08
  and cops are sketchy. They're not your friend.
• 1:14:11
  Neither is this guy. Serial rapist sentenced.
• 1:14:13
  56 -year -old Cesar Flores learned his fate inside
• 1:14:16
  a... Loser! That has been the catchphrase of
• 1:14:21
  my show today. Snow County courtroom today. Thanks
• 1:14:24
  for joining us for... Whatever, you got something
• 1:14:26
  to live. Let's try out this new song I just made.
• 1:14:30
  We got a lot of listeners in Rochester, New York.
• 1:14:36
  From either my time appearing on the Brother
• 1:14:39
  We Show and all my interviews and all, and what
• 1:14:42
  about $70? Or my time on Rover's Morning Glory
• 1:14:47
  on 94 .1 The Zone. I get a lot of website hits,
• 1:14:51
  interviews, and downloads from Rochester, New
• 1:14:55
  York. And I also love the city because I think
• 1:14:58
  it's a good city. 94 .1 The Zone was good back
• 1:15:02
  in the day. This new 95 .5 Rock Station sucks.
• 1:15:06
  I prefer when it was talk radio with my boy,
• 1:15:08
  Brother Waves. Mm -hmm. Yeah, I don't know if
• 1:15:11
  you know him. I really admire a brother. Oh,
• 1:15:15
  Waves! Hey, kids, it's Brother Waves, and you
• 1:15:19
  are listening to The Hoppy Hour with my main
• 1:15:23
  man, Ryan Hoppy. The same Brother Waves that
• 1:15:26
  told me he never feared a radio executive because
• 1:15:29
  he faced death in Vietnam War. That badass. Well,
• 1:15:33
  without further ado, here's Rochester News. I
• 1:15:40
  just made this. I've not heard this. What does
• 1:16:16
  it sound like? I just made this five seconds
• 1:16:20
  ago. We're so screwed at AI. He leaves a mark,
• 1:16:35
  say it play, say it loud. He go off, he draw
• 1:16:39
  a crowd. Hoppy hour, hoppy hour, hoppy hour.
• 1:16:43
  Ryan Hoppy, Ryan Hoppy, Ryan Hoppy. Rochester,
• 1:16:46
  New York, New York, straight talk. No excuses.
• 1:16:51
  Hoppy hour, hoppy hour, hoppy hour. Ryan Hoppy,
• 1:16:55
  Ryan Hoppy, Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah! He lights it
• 1:17:00
  up. Mm -hmm. Just that real one's lame When the
• 1:17:05
  pressure comes down He don't back down Hoppy
• 1:17:08
  howl, hoppy howl, hoppy howl I kinda like it,
• 1:17:11
  man Right hoppy, right hoppy Mm -hmm No excuse,
• 1:17:14
  straight talk No excuses Hoppy howl, hoppy howl,
• 1:17:20
  hoppy howl Right hoppy, right hoppy, right hoppy
• 1:17:23
  If he sees a fake, he likes it all Mm -hmm No!
• 1:17:35
  A Rochester woman is accused of stealing more
• 1:17:38
  than $150 ,000 from seniors and other vulnerable
• 1:17:44
  residents at St. John's Nursing Home. What a
• 1:17:47
  pig. The state attorney general's office says
• 1:17:50
  56 -year -old Tammy Eccles worked at the facility
• 1:17:55
  as a senior account specialist. She has all the
• 1:17:59
  money. An early morning crash takes the life
• 1:18:02
  of a woman on an e -bike in - Wow! So I cover
• 1:18:06
  Fresno News, Winston -Salem, Cleveland, Chicago,
• 1:18:09
  Tampa, and Rochester News, and Jacksonville.
• 1:18:15
  And every city's going to the problem of e -bikes.
• 1:18:19
  They think they rule the world. Baldwinsville
• 1:18:22
  near Syracuse. Well, rest in peace. I'm sorry
• 1:18:25
  to hear that. You gotta be careful now. We got
• 1:18:28
  this one life. And you're going to die on an
• 1:18:32
  e -scooter? That sucks. Slow with the words,
• 1:18:55
  but the thought still shines. Rhyme hoppin' on
• 1:18:57
  the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play.
• 1:19:01
  Say what he mean, let the truth come through.
• 1:19:04
  If it hit the room, then it hit the room. He
• 1:19:07
  don't bite his tongue. No, he let it fly. If
• 1:19:13
  it's on his mind, you hear it live. Went and
• 1:19:18
  sell him news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth.
• 1:19:22
  Tell the truth. All right now. Thanks, Dave.
• 1:19:43
  A Sunday dinner turned into a frightening scene
• 1:19:45
  at a Winston -Salem restaurant. Part of the ceiling
• 1:19:48
  just suddenly collapsed. That's not good. It
• 1:19:51
  happened at Arigato Japanese Steak and Seafood.
• 1:19:54
  Not Arigato! I'd be like, let me finish my steak!
• 1:19:57
  Paid $100 million for this! House here in Winston
• 1:20:00
  -Salem. So that happened out there. Madness!
• 1:20:05
  Two years ago, our Two Wants to Know team introduced
• 1:20:08
  you to a local homeowner who said a contractor
• 1:20:10
  took tens of thousands of dollars but never finished
• 1:20:14
  the job they signed up for. Yeah, it seems to
• 1:20:17
  happen a lot out there. Well, tonight we have
• 1:20:21
  a big update. The person got jailed, Tom. Hope
• 1:20:25
  it was worth it, you frickin' loser. You make
• 1:20:27
  North Carolina look bad, you dork. We'll be right
• 1:20:57
  back. Serving up the truth in a Midwest place.
• 1:21:06
  Oh, yeah! Chicago news. Hop on the ride. Windy
• 1:21:14
  city truth with no place to hide. Ryan's got
• 1:21:19
  the headlines. He's keeping it real. Chicago
• 1:21:24
  news. Giving you the deal. No! Copy Hot Topic!
• 1:21:32
  This morning, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi
• 1:21:34
  Janoulias is unveiling a new program meant to
• 1:21:37
  improve interactions between law enforcement
• 1:21:39
  and drivers with autism. That's good. Oh, no,
• 1:21:43
  you did something good. The first major league
• 1:21:46
  baseball stadium to be designated a certified
• 1:21:49
  autism center. That's really filled. But you
• 1:21:53
  got to be autistic to be a fan like me. I'm kidding.
• 1:21:56
  But here we go. We're here in the 500 block of
• 1:22:00
  Ashland Avenue. This is where one of those alleged
• 1:22:02
  brothels was. Oh, yeah. There's a brothel going
• 1:22:06
  on in Chicago. Operating out of. And according
• 1:22:11
  to prosecutors, they also discovered brothels
• 1:22:14
  in South Elgin. I'm going to be 100. I'm going
• 1:22:19
  to be real. Come on, we're all here. my daily
• 1:22:24
  life of losing my virginity, Tony Martin to a
• 1:22:28
  50 -year -old, a piece of ass, drunken milf named
• 1:22:32
  Sandy, right next to O 'Hare Airport. One of
• 1:22:36
  the three listeners of Rovers Morning Glory in
• 1:22:38
  Chicago to then having fun in Cleveland and doing
• 1:22:43
  well in Tampa. There's moments in between having
• 1:22:46
  a girlfriend and having lots of sex or a situationship
• 1:22:49
  or a friend to benefit. There's times I'm really
• 1:22:52
  lonely. And I know dudes that know how to get
• 1:22:56
  prostitutes. But I would never do it. Because
• 1:22:59
  none of my luck is going to get my ass up. Hello?
• 1:23:07
  That would be when the cops would show up. Me?
• 1:23:09
  The one time I would go with my tax return. I
• 1:23:12
  would never do it. But the one time I would,
• 1:23:13
  I would get caught. And I already worked with
• 1:23:17
  somebody. Circle the block on Nebraska Avenue.
• 1:23:21
  Show me your tits or you're a cop. Yeah. I already
• 1:23:24
  worked. Somebody got caught getting a hooker.
• 1:23:26
  I don't really want to be like that. I don't
• 1:23:28
  really want to have that be the headline look.
• 1:23:31
  I'm like, as lonely as I can get. Once you're
• 1:23:35
  done with pouring up, you take a shower and you
• 1:23:36
  go to bed. Don't have to worry about cops, you
• 1:23:39
  know. Circling the block on Nebraska Avenue.
• 1:23:42
  Also, I would never go to Nebraska Avenue unlike
• 1:23:45
  my other former co -workers. Mm -hmm. Shower
• 1:23:48
  and then you go. Oh! How it is? Psycho LeBlanc
• 1:23:57
  and Nebraska Avenue. We'll see you next time.
• 1:24:47
  I'm close, I'm close. Oh yeah! You know, I've
• 1:25:06
  done 181 shows this year and 662 videos. That's
• 1:25:12
  a lot of hobby hours. What's going on in the
• 1:25:22
  land of Cleve? Cleve! Well, kids in Solon are
• 1:25:27
  getting hurt on e -bikes and police say... See
• 1:25:30
  what I'm saying? We're just doing Rochester news.
• 1:25:33
  Mm -hmm. And there's an e -bike. You know there's
• 1:25:37
  an e -bike entry in Solid, Ohio. Man. Why do
• 1:25:42
  people that ride e -bikes think they rule the
• 1:25:45
  world? And then the stupid law in Florida that
• 1:25:49
  bikes aren't allowed on the sidewalk. Why? Who
• 1:25:51
  goes walking besides crackheads? They can move
• 1:25:53
  over for a second. Mm -hmm. Mm. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:26:02
  for so many other business owners. This isn't
• 1:26:03
  just happening to me. It's happening to everyone
• 1:26:05
  in Lakewood and they're losing days of... Yeah,
• 1:26:08
  Lakewood lost power again. You know, work and
• 1:26:12
  food. Yeah. Lakewood's a dark city as it is.
• 1:26:15
  I live there. Oh, Cleveland's dark. And so are
• 1:26:20
  my memories because I was drunk the whole time.
• 1:26:59
  They used the R word here. We think this is art.
• 1:27:02
  It could be worse, though. At least we're not
• 1:27:04
  Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses, sports,
• 1:27:09
  you know, keep people from looking at their own
• 1:27:10
  lives and realizing how bad they've actually
• 1:27:12
  gotten, you know? I mean, if you can get drunk
• 1:27:18
  and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,
• 1:27:21
  you might realize, I live in Cleveland. You look
• 1:27:35
  around at your tiny little house that you can't
• 1:27:36
  afford because of the mortgage crisis and your
• 1:27:38
  horrible little floppy kids who all have diabetes
• 1:27:40
  by the time they're eight because they live on
• 1:27:42
  corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your
• 1:27:46
  big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
• 1:27:48
  you with her front butt going out over the top
• 1:27:50
  of her ass and long jeans. And you think, I'm
• 1:27:53
  going to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year
• 1:27:55
  -old daughter, right? Do you regret anything
• 1:28:02
  that you said about Cleveland? I don't know.
• 1:28:18
  Cleveland sucks, Cleveland sucks, Cleveland sucks,
• 1:28:24
  Cleveland sucks, Cleveland sucks Like on the
• 1:28:45
  outside, whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch
• 1:28:49
  even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
• 1:28:53
  how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
• 1:28:56
  Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch rules are different.
• 1:29:00
  Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's
• 1:29:04
  all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one
• 1:29:07
  of those guys who can't wait to get to work in
• 1:29:09
  the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! So if
• 1:29:40
  there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get
• 1:29:42
  something nice. I had like half a bottle of melatonin,
• 1:30:00
  six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
• 1:30:04
  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! What scientific
• 1:30:26
  disciplines? Really? Why do you think they call
• 1:30:31
  me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.
• 1:30:35
  You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.
• 1:30:44
  God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
• 1:30:49
  is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the TV
• 1:30:51
  lately? No, why? From Judd Winner, the maker
• 1:30:54
  of Gals Gone Wild, a little something for the
• 1:30:56
  ladies. Sack Flashers. Awesome. Yeah, yeah. All
• 1:31:01
  right. It takes balls to do what they're doing,
• 1:31:03
  but these boys have got them and more. They're
• 1:31:05
  Sack Flashers. We love Sack Flashers. Oh, it's
• 1:31:10
  a sack attack. Order now and get Sack Flashers
• 1:31:13
  2. Sacks in the city with bonus material. Beach
• 1:31:16
  balls. All right. First one. Call us. Get this
• 1:31:22
  free Sack Flashers coat sack. Operators are sailing
• 1:31:24
  by. You I'd be nuts to pass up on this offer.
• 1:31:26
  Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at church or internet
• 1:31:29
  night or something. Ooh, what's that site where
• 1:31:32
  they put them fire poppers up your buttholes?
• 1:31:35
  Now, that is a good... No, not that specific
• 1:31:37
  site. But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
• 1:31:40
  Oh, he loves him a good butthole. I told you
• 1:31:43
  not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
• 1:31:46
  verbulate that man's name in the house again.
• 1:31:48
  I don't think he said his name. Some of us were
• 1:31:51
  a little too busy. Whoa! A real live robot! Or
• 1:32:11
  is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
• 1:32:14
  Bite my shiny metal ass! It doesn't look so shiny
• 1:32:17
  to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is
• 1:32:53
  that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for hockey
• 1:33:05
  in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio .com Poppy Hour
• 1:33:12
  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 1:33:15
  before. Yeah. We also need to be affectionate,
• 1:33:23
  and you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:33:26
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:33:29
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:33:35
  was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel
• 1:33:38
  like listening to this next song, you can skip
• 1:33:40
  over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 1:33:43
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
• 1:33:47
  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
• 1:33:52
  a little bit when I'm in I've been hitting so
• 1:34:27
  long, and I'm a big -headed boy. Nah, we ain't
• 1:34:30
  all HGHs, though I might pick up some weight
• 1:34:33
  when I'm running through your state. Nah, nah,
• 1:34:36
  nah. We ain't on the clear. We on the runway.
• 1:34:39
  You back -to -back lit. It's Miss No More Drama
• 1:34:43
  and Barack Obama. Rhymes feel violent. You put
• 1:34:48
  my life on these tracks. You act like y 'all
• 1:34:51
  want to pay me for the facts. I believe my therapy
• 1:34:55
  is direct. You know where the hell I'm from I'm
• 1:35:05
  from the bottom, so I do this for the diapers
• 1:35:07
  Quick, fast, turn the big apple into cider I
• 1:35:11
  do this, I'm a writer and a writer I spew it
• 1:35:14
  cause I'm nicer, but I do this for the lifers
• 1:35:16
  I'm a writer and a writer I spew it cause I'm
• 1:35:20
  nicer, but I do it for the lifers You probably
• 1:35:45
  never see again Somebody so deadly be of the
• 1:35:51
  thin Leave my homies over, ain't no more we be
• 1:35:54
  in Big up to Biggie and Paga, do it to them Dance
• 1:36:11
  field you are Love is a battlefield, we all get
• 1:36:15
  scared You don't need to thank us Cause we do
• 1:37:06
  this all for you We know what you're going through
• 1:37:11
  We know what you're going through We know what
• 1:37:14
  you're going through We know what you're going
• 1:37:16
  through We know what you're going through We
• 1:37:16
  know what you're going through We know what you're
• 1:37:17
  going through We know what you're going through
• 1:37:17
  We know what you're going through We know what
• 1:37:17
  you're going through We know what you're going
• 1:37:17
  through We know what you're going through We
• 1:37:19
  know what you're going through We know what you're
• 1:37:22
  going through We know what you're going through
• 1:37:23
  We know what you're going through The hour will
• 1:38:37
  be right back. Oh, yeah. Let's go through all
• 1:38:43
  the sponsors right now. I never get freaking
• 1:38:46
  podcasts that begin their show with like seven
• 1:38:49
  live reads or sponsors. I'm like, who's listening
• 1:38:52
  to that? If I were that sponsor, I'd be pissed
• 1:38:57
  off. been brought to you by Cheeky Mouthguards
• 1:39:09
  at GetCheeky .com. When I tell you it's the best
• 1:39:13
  way to quit biting on the side of your mouth,
• 1:39:15
  I'm a man of my words. GetCheeky .com. Use promo
• 1:39:19
  code HOPPE to save 30%. Shimmerwood CBD drinks
• 1:39:24
  at Shimmerwood .com. Use promo code HOPPE to
• 1:39:29
  save 30%. GetGoodFeels .com. Good vibes, THC
• 1:39:37
  drinks. Go to GetGoodFeels .com and use promo
• 1:39:42
  code Hockey to save 20%. HoldGlory .com for the
• 1:39:47
  best t -shirts around. Use promo code Hockey
• 1:39:50
  to save 15%. Garden State Distillery Dirty Vodka.
• 1:39:57
  GardenStateDistillery .com Use promo code HOPPE
• 1:40:02
  to save 15%. Aspire Green Tea. Eat drinks at
• 1:40:06
  aspireddrinks .com. Use promo code HOPPE to save
• 1:40:12
  20%. Afuera Coffee. A -F -U -E -R -A coffee .com.
• 1:40:19
  Use promo code HOPPE to save 20%. Fsdrinks .com.
• 1:40:24
  For the best boba around, use promo code HOPPE
• 1:40:28
  to save 20%. Are you looking for the best beef
• 1:40:31
  jerky? BigForkBrands .com Use promo code HOPPE
• 1:40:36
  to save 20%. And finally, are you looking for
• 1:40:41
  a good energy bar? QuantumSquares .com Use promo
• 1:40:48
  code HOPPE to save 20%. All of these are on my
• 1:40:53
  website. RyanHoppyRadio .com R -Y -A -N -H -O
• 1:40:56
  -P -P -E Radio .com I would hope you know how
• 1:41:00
  to spell radio. to my podcast section. So whenever
• 1:41:05
  you listen to Hoppy Hour like you are right now
• 1:41:07
  in the podcast description is all of that. We're
• 1:41:13
  going to come back on Hoppy Hour, keep this party
• 1:41:16
  going and going. So let's hear from Cameron Hank,
• 1:41:23
  which you can hear the Hammerin' Hank Show with
• 1:41:25
  Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify by searching
• 1:41:28
  up Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N, Hank Show,
• 1:41:31
  and check it out on his podcast feed. People
• 1:41:34
  with autism are often treated like they are different.
• 1:41:38
  Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but
• 1:41:41
  my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank.
• 1:41:44
  I was labeled as slow when I started school.
• 1:41:47
  Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided
• 1:41:50
  I was Now at the age of 48, I have completed
• 1:41:54
  an associate's degree in radio broadcasting and
• 1:41:56
  worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an on
• 1:41:59
  -air personality. So yes, I am different. People
• 1:42:02
  with autism have no need, no different than you.
• 1:42:05
  Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education.
• 1:42:24
  To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks
• 1:42:29
  .org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. I'm
• 1:42:53
  praying on a day to bring joy to my city. Niggas
• 1:42:55
  out here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get
• 1:42:57
  my message read, cause I hate to see them shitty.
• 1:42:58
  Go back to selling dope just to make a pretty
• 1:43:00
  penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas say keep it
• 1:43:02
  50. Chicago before day, everybody acting like
• 1:43:04
  we 50. I told my bitch to fuck me with the greatest
• 1:43:06
  and you see me. The realest of the realest and
• 1:43:07
  the realest of my city. Seven -year -old babies
• 1:43:09
  getting killed for no reason. Niggas cracking
• 1:43:11
  ties, zeroing all their pieces. Real niggas get
• 1:43:13
  blessed and share with they niggas. Real niggas
• 1:43:15
  fuck bitches, care to they niggas. Man, these
• 1:43:17
  hoes for everybody breaking down and swishing.
• 1:43:18
  Put the loud end right around to some music.
• 1:43:20
  Pull it to You know So we are here every day
• 1:45:39
  We'll be right back. I only need another water,
• 1:46:10
  so just let me in the club, cause you know I
• 1:46:11
  take it well, I don't care what we have, make
• 1:46:13
  us ask today, we'll have a get a bone and white
• 1:46:15
  cellar, smoke them like a cigarrella, you can
• 1:46:16
  catch us in traffic, we're heavy metal, ever
• 1:46:18
  ever travel, pop out. Don't you hate when a nigga
• 1:46:46
  fake? Hell yeah, I'm already normal, most niggas
• 1:46:48
  snake Better smile in your face, lie a ticket
• 1:46:50
  to your face Still ain't really shit to them,
• 1:46:51
  cause they do it their day Haters, they be coming
• 1:46:53
  in, all sizes and shapes Disguised in they face,
• 1:46:55
  fake tryna embrace But I ain't with that, so
• 1:46:57
  I just fall back Like, nah, my nigga, I'm good,
• 1:47:00
  I'm straight Real talk, though, hate is a bitch
• 1:47:02
  nigga trait So if you a real nigga, then I know
• 1:47:04
  you can relate I'm looking in the mirror, all
• 1:47:05
  these niggas don't relate So I'm coming in great,
• 1:47:07
  cause I know these niggas hate I'm coming like
• 1:47:09
  I'm great, cause I know these niggas hate Let's
• 1:47:34
  go. This following segment has been brought to
• 1:47:40
  you by fortify .com. F -O -R. R -T -I -F -E -Y
• 1:47:45
  -E .com for the best free and post -workout around.
• 1:47:47
  Comes in the form of coconut caramel and fruit
• 1:47:50
  punch. However the hell you want to get pumped
• 1:47:53
  up for the gym, go to fortify .com and use promo
• 1:47:56
  code RYAN20. Amir Academy of Martial Arts at
• 1:48:01
  amiracademy .com. 2700 22nd Street North in Edmonton,
• 1:48:05
  St. Petersburg. Women's self -defense classes,
• 1:48:08
  skate classes, MMA classes, whatever the hell
• 1:48:11
  you need. I'll go. Jaysprinting .com, the best
• 1:48:15
  printing company in all of the Bay Area. Business
• 1:48:19
  cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell
• 1:48:22
  it is, print it up. I go, I go. Finally, I mentally
• 1:48:27
  all like me. If you live in Florida or Maryland,
• 1:48:31
  go to counselingoncall .net and there you can
• 1:48:35
  sign on. Ah! We're going to come back and I'm
• 1:48:40
  going to keep this party going. Hello again.
• 1:48:43
  It's your favorite San Francisco DJ. I may look
• 1:48:48
  normal, but the truth is I have a condition called
• 1:48:50
  autism. That's right. It's a condition, not a
• 1:48:54
  disease. The fact is, autism can strike anyone,
• 1:48:57
  regardless of who they are. People with autism
• 1:49:00
  normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal
• 1:49:02
  communication skills, social interactions, and
• 1:49:05
  leisure activities. In a recent study, people
• 1:49:08
  with I beat Josh by having 11 friends and family,
• 1:49:16
  having a college education. I have even worked
• 1:49:19
  in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary
• 1:49:22
  personality for many years. Always remember that
• 1:49:24
  people with autism want the same things as Daytime,
• 1:49:39
  clocks are tickling, playing cool, great, copy's
• 1:49:41
  hour, almost done, feels like robbery in banks,
• 1:49:44
  trying to copy on the mic, dropping wisdom, loose
• 1:49:46
  dreams, syndicated scar, oh no, it's time to
• 1:49:48
  shatter dreams. Oh, the hobby hour, it's coming
• 1:49:51
  to a close, radio hits, made it like a Wilson
• 1:49:54
  Rose, laughter and joy, dissolving in the air,
• 1:49:57
  but we keep the rhythm all night. The laughter's
• 1:50:08
  growing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers
• 1:50:11
  without rings. VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street.
• 1:50:14
  But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
• 1:50:16
  the heat. The hoppy hour is coming to a close.
• 1:50:20
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter
• 1:50:23
  and joy dissolving in the air both keep the rhythm.
• 1:50:27
  Oh life's just so unfair. Oh life wasn't what
• 1:50:35
  the laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mixed in
• 1:50:37
  hoppy like fingers without rings. Outro Music
• 1:51:10
  Now it's time to face the silence like the TV
• 1:51:12
  on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so
• 1:51:15
  divine The void left in our hearts wider than
• 1:51:18
  a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by
• 1:51:26
  the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
• 1:51:29
  how the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes
• 1:51:32
  are daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts
• 1:51:35
  we can't rewind But Hoppy already knows You probably
• 1:52:19
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:52:22
  all I smell is poop. I'll get you a Lula, and
• 1:52:27
  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 1:52:35
  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
• 1:52:56
  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
• 1:53:00
  America.