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Hour 3 - Called to the Carpet · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Well, butter my biscuit. It's our number three, our three
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Ben Maller show. It's not every day that an NFL
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: owner calls out a coach. And it did happen. That
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  Speaker 1: would be in the Bayou where Saints owner Gail Benson
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  Speaker 1: publicly calling out Kellen Moore for the team's suck bag
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: performance so far this year. Where is this coming? story going. Also,
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  Speaker 1: is Jason Kelsey an NFL analyst or an Eagles ambassador
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: masquerading as one? One of the most embarrassing broadcast performances
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: we've seen. Yikes. We'll talk about that. Also, Draymond Green
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  Speaker 1: says the NBA is roboticizing the sport. Are we in
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: or out on that statement by Draymond Green as Adam
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  Speaker 1: Silver and his band of merry men are trying to
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  Speaker 1: get AI here, there, and everywhere? We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows what else? We also have Lorena's segment here,
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  Speaker 1: the Queen of Hearts, a little game show fun. It's
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  Speaker 1: our number three. Called to the carpet. You have been
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: called to the carpet. Welcome in the beginning of another
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  Speaker 1: hour of the Ben Maller Show. We are in the
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: air everywhere as we talk up a storm. We do.
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  Speaker 1: We just keep going and going and going as we
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  Speaker 1: catch up. The bug. But what kind of bug do
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  Speaker 1: we catch? Coast to coast, border to border, and beyond.
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  Speaker 1: On the vast and outrageously powerful microphones of FSR emanating
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  Speaker 1: live from the nuggets. Not the Denver nuggets. The nuggets
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  Speaker 1: of information guaranteed human from the world famous Fox Sports
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  Speaker 1: Radio studios where Overnight Joe... Keeps the TV station on
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  Speaker 1: in Rochester. And Lady Sideburns. Say, hey, Mala, what about Express? Well,
• 2:21
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  Speaker 1: Express is ready to help. Visit ExpressPros.com. That's ExpressPros.com. And
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: I got this message and I thought, well, that's really
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: nice of Kev Atomic and some of these other Hoosier
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  Speaker 1: Bill and J.C. here from SoCal and Sherman Oaks. And
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  Speaker 1: they were like, hey, what about the baseball? I said,
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, there is no time like October. There's
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: a little sniffing and get a little sniffy there because
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: it's chill in the air some places. The NLCS is here.
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  Speaker 1: We've got Game 3 on tap. It's all streaming live
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  Speaker 1: on Fox 1. Game 3 tonight from La La Land,
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  Speaker 1: the back-to-back World Series champion Dodgers, D-O-D-G-E-R-S, Dodgers, take on
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  Speaker 1: the top-seeded Brew Crew as they try to pull the upset.
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  Speaker 1: NLCS rematch, one series. From the World Series, stream the
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  Speaker 1: MLB postseason live on Fox 1. So our lead this
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  Speaker 1: hour from the Bayou, the NFL team there, things not
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  Speaker 1: going so well. Coach Kellen Moore, his job security, let's
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  Speaker 1: just say he's had better days. Saints are 1-4, which
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  Speaker 1: we don't think is good. Oh, you're being mean, Maller!
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know. I'm a schmuck. Kellen Moore went
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  Speaker 1: 6-11 in his first season as coach in New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: We don't think that's good either. Yeah, it's not good.
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  Speaker 1: So there were higher expectations this year. They were hoping
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  Speaker 1: that Tyler Shuck would not play like Tyler Suck and
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  Speaker 1: Travis Achan and Chris Alave. There's some weapons there. You say, okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's a little something, something. A little something, something. Get
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  Speaker 1: it done. Well, they haven't got it done. Now, owner
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  Speaker 1: Gail Benson, remember Tom Benson? If you're old, you know
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  Speaker 1: who Tom Benson is. He's dead. But Gail Benson runs
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  Speaker 1: the team, and she publicly blasted the team, and she
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  Speaker 1: did it at the Greater New Orleans Quarterback Club Luncheon.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: I always want my NFL news from the Greater New
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  Speaker 1: Orleans Quarterback Club Luncheon. So we didn't see this. And
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  Speaker 1: you probably didn't. Gail Benson warning, quote, I will not
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  Speaker 1: make excuses and I will not accept this level of
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  Speaker 1: performance as our standard. She held Kellen Moore accountable for
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  Speaker 1: his lack of preparation. She also blasted GM Mickey Loomis,
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  Speaker 1: who has lifetime employment with the Saints, held Mickey Loomis
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  Speaker 1: responsible for the construction or lack thereof. of the roster,
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  Speaker 1: and so it goes in the Big Easy. So that's
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  Speaker 1: a good jump on point. Let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: You've got the Saints owner, Gail Benson, calling out Kellen
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  Speaker 1: Moore for the team's performance. So where do you think
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  Speaker 1: we're headed on this? Where is this particular story going?
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  Speaker 1: I've got Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, Colonel Sanders, and Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 1: And we are going to go and put these together
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  Speaker 1: and go to death row. Not death row records. Death row.
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  Speaker 1: Which is where you can find Kellen Moore's coaching future.
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  Speaker 1: It's on death row in terms of being a head coach.
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  Speaker 1: The Saints are marching all right. They're marching backwards is
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  Speaker 1: where they're marching. Marching sideways. Marching directly into the abyss.
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  Speaker 1: And Kellen Moore will be a human sacrifice like the Aztecs.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to be sacrificed here. It's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a mess. He's going to be excommunicated from the sainthood
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  Speaker 1: if this continues the way it's going. You've got Gail Benson,
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  Speaker 1: who isn't threatening Kellen Moore. She is simply announcing what
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  Speaker 1: everyone in New Orleans who pays attention, like our friend
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  Speaker 1: Benjamin and Barbara New Orleans, the team stinks. We thought
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  Speaker 1: they would stink. They stink. El Stinko, the Aints are back, baby.
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: The Aints have returned. Somebody contact the unknown comic and
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  Speaker 1: bulk order paper bags. Go with the paper bags. This franchise,
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  Speaker 1: they're not rebuilding the Saints. They're not retooling. They're just
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  Speaker 1: rearranging the deck chairs on the sinking riverboat is what
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  Speaker 1: they're doing. And they're on that hamster wheel of mediocrity.
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  Speaker 1: And once you get on there, it is very difficult
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  Speaker 1: to get off the hamster wheel of mediocrity. You just
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  Speaker 1: keep going round and round and round. You're running. You're sweating.
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  Speaker 1: You're exhausting yourself. And when the whistle blows, when the
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  Speaker 1: whistle blows, you find yourself in the same exact spot.
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  Speaker 1: The same exact spot. That's how that goes. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a pretty situation right now for the Saints. The gumbo
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  Speaker 1: is spicy. It's kind of like Guy Fieri's diners, drive-ins,
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  Speaker 1: and dives. The gumbo is a little bit spicy. You've
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  Speaker 1: got the jambalaya, which is delightful. The football is an
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  Speaker 1: absolute culinary catastrophe.
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  Speaker 2: Terrible.
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  Speaker 1: The health department should be called in. There's vermin all
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  Speaker 1: over the kitchen. In fact, the Saints are so boring.
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  Speaker 1: How boring are they? Thanks for asking. I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice to have a voice in the studio. I'd
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  Speaker 1: rather watch. Here's how boring the Saints are. How boring
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  Speaker 1: are they? I would rather watch somebody make jambalaya from
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  Speaker 1: scratch than watch the Saints. And at least then, if
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  Speaker 1: you watch someone make jambalaya from scratch, there's a payoff
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  Speaker 1: at the end. There's a payoff in the end. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: Kellen Moore is one three and out away from being
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  Speaker 1: the assistant manager at the local Popeyes there in New Orleans.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: We do recommend. We have an advertiser, Express Pros. So
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  Speaker 1: Kellen might want to go on Express Pros' website there
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  Speaker 1: and put his resume, and they can get him a job.
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  Speaker 1: You always want to line up that next job before
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  Speaker 1: you lose the job you have. I'm just saying. All right. Furthermore,
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  Speaker 1: to the boob tube, we go where Jason Kelsey, you
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  Speaker 1: can hear the dogs are barking. He's in the doghouse.
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of fleas in that doghouse. We are
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  Speaker 1: told that TV producers had to have the talk with
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  Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey after his biased broadcast of In the early
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  Speaker 1: morning game this past weekend, the Eagles blowing a late
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  Speaker 1: lead in the final eight seconds against the Jacksonville-slash-London Jaguars
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  Speaker 1: in that game. Not played in Duval County, but instead
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  Speaker 1: played over there in London. So the TV producers were
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  Speaker 1: trying to get him to stop saying, Kelsey, the word, quote, we,
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  Speaker 1: close quote, when talking about the birds. He kept saying it.
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  Speaker 1: Kelsey spent 13 seasons with the Philadelphia football team and
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  Speaker 1: has blind loyalty. Blind loyalty. And this has become a thing.
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  Speaker 1: The NFL network, the propaganda arm, state-sponsored NFL network, network
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  Speaker 1: coverage of the Jaguars' win over the Eagles in London
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  Speaker 1: on Sunday. So he had been criticized in the past,
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  Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey. He again referred to the Philadelphia team as
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  Speaker 1: we over and over saying that he was going to
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  Speaker 1: work on that and not do it. So the question,
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  Speaker 1: is Jason Kelsey an NFL analyst or an Eagles ambassador
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  Speaker 1: masquerading as one? So the arrow is clearly pointed towards
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  Speaker 1: El Ambassador. He's the ambassador, right? If you ran a
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  Speaker 1: blood test on Jason Kelsey at this point, it would
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  Speaker 1: literally show equal parts cheesesteak and Wawa's pretzels is what
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  Speaker 1: it would show. And yet, somehow, someway, the fledgling entertainment
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  Speaker 1: and sports network out of Bristol, Connecticut... tossed Kelsey on
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  Speaker 1: an Eagles broadcast. What jack wagon thought that was a
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  Speaker 1: good idea? And they expected absolute, impartial broadcasting? Really?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Who goofed? I've got to know! Putting Jason Kelsey on
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  Speaker 1: an Eagles broadcast and expecting him to be impartial would
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  Speaker 1: be like hiring Colonel Sanders... And asking the colonel to
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  Speaker 1: stop talking about fried chicken and mashed potatoes and biscuits.
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  Speaker 1: What are you expecting? Seriously, this is the jockocracy at
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  Speaker 1: its absolute finest. Broadcast booths from sea to shining sea.
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  Speaker 1: They are just glorified alumni association get-togethers where the TV
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  Speaker 1: job is a three-hour infomercial for the former team of
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  Speaker 1: the player. Whoever that might be. We're talking about a
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  Speaker 1: guy who wore a full mummer's outfit, Jason Kelsey. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't get more Philadelphia than showing up to an Eagles
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  Speaker 1: championship parade wearing that mummer's outfit there. And you can
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  Speaker 1: take Jason Kelsey out of Philadelphia, but the emotional... cord,
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  Speaker 1: the umbilical cord is still attached. And he's wearing an
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  Speaker 1: Eagles green thong. You know, he is under whatever clothes
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  Speaker 1: he's wearing, whatever suit he's got on. He's got that
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  Speaker 1: nice Philadelphia Eagles thong on. And you don't need a
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  Speaker 1: career transition here. There's going to be no career transition.
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  Speaker 1: You need some kind of surgical procedure, right? to remove
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  Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey from his Eagle fandom. And we believe he
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  Speaker 1: is on the payroll still as an ambassador. One of
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  Speaker 1: those no-show jobs where you get paid to obviously do nothing.
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  Speaker 1: We think he's got one of those with Eagles. All right,
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  Speaker 1: last thing. Last thing. We go now to Pro Bouncy Ball.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Calm down. I'm not going to do an exhibition monologue.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. We'll wait. We'll talk about the
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  Speaker 1: regular season when it gets here, and then we'll move on.
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  Speaker 1: And ignore it like everyone else does until after Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: And then we'll ignore it again until the playoffs. So
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  Speaker 1: Draymond Green is pushing back against the NBA commissioner, the
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  Speaker 1: wokester Adam Silver. As Adam Silver has this grand plan,
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  Speaker 1: Adam Silver's plan is to introduce a smart basketball. Apparently
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  Speaker 1: the dumb basketball they've used all these years doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to introduce AI and all the gadgets and
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  Speaker 1: gizmos of smart technology into basketball. Arguing. You know, the
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  Speaker 1: commissioners arguing like, well, yeah, this is the way to
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  Speaker 1: do it. We've got all the tech. We've got the money.
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  Speaker 1: We can do it. Now, Draymond Green, his point is
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  Speaker 1: this threatens the game's human element. Oh, the humanity. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Draymond Green blasting the NBA's growing reliance on tech. Big
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  Speaker 1: tech has fully... fully immersed itself in all of our sports.
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  Speaker 1: Draymond said this is AI continuing to creep into basketball.
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  Speaker 1: He warned the innovations are turning officials into robots, which
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  Speaker 1: is Draymond Green's way of saying, I can no longer
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  Speaker 1: manipulate these people. And I don't like that. Green accused
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  Speaker 1: the NBA. The accusation is Draymond Green said of the NBA,
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  Speaker 1: they are roboticizing the game. I've never heard that word before.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard roboticizing? I've never heard that word.
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  Speaker 1: I believe it's a made-up word. Anyway, Draymond declared... that
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  Speaker 1: all this increased technology, the gadgets that they have in
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  Speaker 1: the NBA, takes away the natural element of the game
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  Speaker 1: of basketball. Now, Adam Silver, just for those of you
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  Speaker 1: a little slow, Adam Silver wants AI and camera technology.
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  Speaker 1: He wants sensors on the basketball. Out-of-bounds decisions and goaltending
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  Speaker 1: calls will be decided by some sensors in the ball,
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  Speaker 1: according to what I was reading earlier. So the question...
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  Speaker 1: Draymond Green says that the NBA is roboticizing, roboticizing the sport.
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  Speaker 1: Are we in or are we out on that statement
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  Speaker 1: by Draymond Green? So let the record show, Your Honor,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: let the record show that we disagree with Draymond Green
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  Speaker 1: on 99% of his takes. 99% of everything. We generally
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: disagree with Draymond Green. But on this one, I'm riding shotgun.
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  Speaker 1: I'm riding shotgun with Draymond. We're officially rooting for Draymond Green.
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  Speaker 1: The NBA is being hornswoggled. That's the word I will use.
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  Speaker 1: They're being hornswoggled by the Silicon Valley snake oil salesman,
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  Speaker 1: And I do feel dirty, by the way. I think
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I need a shower, possibly a tetanus shot. I've gone
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  Speaker 1: to the dark side. I agree with the Draymond Green take.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: The Ben Maller show has reached a new low. It
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  Speaker 1: just has. Anyway, so the NBA is so desperate. How
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  Speaker 1: desperate are they? They want to modernize basketball that they
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: consider the ball itself obsolete. Think about that for a second.
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  Speaker 1: The basketball that has been used, essentially the same ball
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  Speaker 1: since Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Russell and Magic and Bird
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  Speaker 1: and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and all these legends of the game,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan. Well, that ball is obsolete. We're talking balls.
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  Speaker 1: We are talking about balls. So this ball is obsolete.
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  Speaker 1: So they're testing this. I mentioned it. It's a sensor-equipped
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  Speaker 1: smart ball system. This ball is smarter than all other balls.
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  Speaker 1: It's the smartest ball of them all. Is it a
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  Speaker 1: big ball?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a small ball?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same shape ball. Anyway, see, I can say
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: all that. That would be used against me. We used
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: to do drops. That would be used against me. But
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  Speaker 1: we don't do it now. So I can say whatever
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  Speaker 1: I want. It will not come back to haunt me.
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  Speaker 1: I remember when Tom Brady and the Patriots were having
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  Speaker 1: their thing with the balls and the deflated balls and
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  Speaker 1: all that. And this was weaponized. My commentary was weaponized
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  Speaker 1: against me. But I can have fun now because nothing
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  Speaker 1: will be used against me.
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  Speaker 6: Lucky you.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. So anyway, listen, they want the smart balls, but
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  Speaker 1: they want to put microchips in the balls to eliminate, yep, humans.
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  Speaker 1: No human error. No human error. Remember when Bill Belichick
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  Speaker 1: would bitch and complain, we need sensors in the football.
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  Speaker 1: And they, oh, we can't really do that. You know
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  Speaker 1: those goal line plays? The goal line plays where you
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  Speaker 1: did the ball across the goal line. And Belichick was like,
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  Speaker 1: just put a sensor in it. And the NFL, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we're good. I got to tell you, these tech guys,
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  Speaker 1: these tech guys have the greatest hustle in America. They
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: are able to convince uber rich people that they're stupid.
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  Speaker 1: And the only way they can not be stupid and
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  Speaker 1: become smart is to spend millions of dollars. I remember
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: hearing a magician years ago, magician was speaking about how
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: really smart people fall for basic magic because really smart
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  Speaker 1: people who, work their way through academia, or they invent something,
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  Speaker 1: many of them have a blind spot. And in this case,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: the NBA clearly has a blind spot, just like every
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  Speaker 1: other sports operation. And these people, I give them credit,
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  Speaker 1: the tech people, they see a sucker from a country
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  Speaker 1: mile away. And they see these people that run these
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: sports leagues, and they say, these people are so stupid.
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  Speaker 1: We can get all this money. Now, Major League Baseball
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  Speaker 1: was patient zero. And now the NBA, what are they
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  Speaker 1: going to spend? $ 400 million to figure out who last
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  Speaker 1: touched a basketball?
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha!
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  Speaker 1: I can think of a better use of money. I
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: can think of a better use of money. And I
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: do vote, very unpopular position, I vote team human. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: you're a boomer, Mallor! No, I like human beings.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Not all.
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of you are bad people. But
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I like, generally speaking, I like humans. So if that
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: makes you a dinosaur, then I would like to relocate
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: to Jurassic Park. I can get my tent and I'll
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: go hang out with T-Rex and have a great time.
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  Speaker 1: So give me human players. Give me human referees. Give
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: me human mistakes that I can get on my bully
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  Speaker 1: pulpit and rant and rave about. And to me, that's
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  Speaker 1: the secret sauce in sports. That's it. And, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: could have no injuries in the NFL if you had
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: bots playing bots. No human beings would be hurt. But
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  Speaker 1: the whole point is to test human endurance and to
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: test the boundaries of the human body. It is the
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show. As we press on, if you would
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  Speaker 1: like to be part, you can join us right now.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Say hello at 877-99 on Fox. That's 877-996-6369. Also on X,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: at Ben Maller. That is at Ben Maller if you'd
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: like to be part of the live program, which we're
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: doing right now. Also, later this hour, the Queen of Hearts.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Are you in a relationship? Are you looking for a
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: relationship like Hollering James?
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: We love love.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Lorena will give out advice. You can send your questions in.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Hashtag Queen of Hearts. That'll be coming up later this hour. Also,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I need a game show contestant. Too much or not enough?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: That'll be coming up a little bit later this hour.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Too much or not enough, we've got that as well.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Time now, though, for the Malheur Riddle of the Day.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: And here is the Malheur Riddle of the Day. The
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Carolina Hurricanes, I'm told that's a hockey team, gifted the
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin, the comrade from Russia, they
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: gifted him a blank. as a farewell gesture ahead of
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: his final regular season game there. The Carolina Hurricanes gifting
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin a blank as a farewell
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: gesture ahead of the final regular season game there for him.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: It is the riddle of the day. The answer. We'll
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: get to it. We'll do it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Next, be sure to catch live editions of the Ben
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Maller Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern, 11 p.m. Pacific
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: The real story isn't told on the field.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: It's written in the lives of the people who left here,
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: who started as students in Happy Valley and became forces
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: in the world. This is who we are. Penn State
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: brought to you by the Penn State Alumni Association. a
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: show where distinguished graduates return to share their stories. Hosted
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: by me, College Football Hall of Famer LeVar Arrington. Available
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: now on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Blind Scott is spoofing three different callers, leaving Marcelo dazed
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: and confused. Lucky Tony is dumping on Vassie. Holler and
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: James is taking a snooze.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: They're all strange.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: The Malibu militia can't change because they're strange.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: And then he remembers their names.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Cause they're strange.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: They're all strange. Jet who fledged prowling the Redneck Riviera.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: The Dix are so proud of his talent showing.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Weed Man is whining and begging for money.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Leprechaun is spewing his crap jokes again.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: The work of Ohio Al.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I met him. Good dude. He performed with Dick and
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Dayton at the great meet and greet we did in Kentucky,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: just across from Cincinnati there, across the Ohio River. It
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: was awesome. Everyone loved that. Talented musicians. So many talented
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: people that listen to the overnight show. And we pay
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: them nothing. And they give us great gifts like this.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Great music. Everyone's strange. Everyone's strange.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: It's the Ben Maller Show. We press on here. And
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: if you'd like to be part. Let's promote Lorena right now.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Her segment's coming up. So if you want to send
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: a question in for Lorena, it's hashtag queen of hearts.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: A lot of you have no idea how to spell that,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: so you should have paid more attention in school. Bad
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: job by you. We do want to report. Now, I
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: have boots on the ground, may or may not be
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: named Frank, who is reporting that our guy Red Breast Paul,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: at least somewhat recently, was hurt. On radio. Now, Red
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Breast Paul was a great character in the show, and
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: he retired from the casino. We haven't heard from Paul
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: in a while, but apparently he's doing his thing, and
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: there you go. So thanks to our guy Frank for
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: helping us out on that. Let's say hello to eeny, meeny, miny.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Lucky Tony, who's up next. Hello, Lucky Tony. Welcome.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Hey, Ben.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: What would I like to whisper in the rain is here?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Less microphone, more soundboard.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Okay. Thank you. Yes.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Greg in Florida. What's going on, Greg? Welcome.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: Hey, good morning.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: I like your monologue. You always do nice monologues, by
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: the way.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. That's a very kind thing to say.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I do appreciate that. Most people are a-holes. You seem
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: like a nice person. How can I help you?
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Well, don't be too quick to judge.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Number one.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: With the chip thing that you were talking about there,
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: I can think of two words. Video game. Just go
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: play a video game. I'd rather watch Sports Live and
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: be human about it. But also... That guy you're calling
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: a few callers ago that was talking about the great
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: sports guys from Texas, man, he forgot to mention the
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: older old Campbell. I mean, that's– come on now.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, those rip-off jerseys back in the day, the
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: video of him running with his shoulder pads on because
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: the jersey had been ripped off.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Besides Zonka, maybe the toughest guy ever to play in
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: the NFL. And also, one quick question. I'll hang up
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: and let you answer it. Do you think the 49ers
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: are the real deal?
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Thanks, man.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you. There he goes, Greg, driving around
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: the Sunshine State. It's kind of a big state. So
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: at this moment, we do the show today. As I
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: always say, we do the show today. So, yes, at
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: this moment, the 49ers are sitting pretty. They're certainly more
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: legitimate than the Vikings because the Niners have an offense
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: and they have a defense. The Vikings only have a
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: defense and they have special teams as well. But the Niners,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: they can do both. And I made some comments. You
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: might remember we had made some comments about the Niners.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: They'd beaten the Dolphins and the Cardinals. And the Rams
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: game was kind of a weird situation with the travel. Well,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: now they've come back and beaten the Broncos. They won
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: in Seattle. So that's legitimate. Now, that's my take today, Greg. However,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: as a distant relative of Nostradamus and friend of Nostradamus,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: the roster's old at key positions. I don't believe it's
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: sustainable at all. I don't believe it's sustainable. That being said,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: the Niners should get off to an 8-0, 9-0 start
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: this season. Upcoming, they play the Commanders, like the junior
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: varsity Commanders. They play the Falcons, and who knows whether
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Michael Penix Jr. will be able to play. That game
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: is in Atlanta. Then they have a bye week. They
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: could lose that if somebody gets arrested. And then they
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: got the Raiders. They suck. The Cowboys suck. And then
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: after that, they got Minnesota. So the Niners are looking
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: like they're going to be off to the 8, 9,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: and 0 type start this year in the Bay. Let's
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: go back to the phones and we'll say hello to... Actually,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: let's get to the game. I don't want to screw
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: up the clock here. Oh, I got to pay off
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the riddle, by the way. I didn't pay off the riddle,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: did I? Bad job by me.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Straight to the X.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: The Carolina Hurricanes gifted Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin a
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: blank as a farewell gesture ahead of the... Final regular
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: season game. That is the question. It's the Malheur Riddle
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: of the Day. And let's see here. A physical copy
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: of Brass Bonanza from Alf the Alien O'Piner. A gift
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: basket of Best of Ben Malheur cassette tapes from Malheur
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Prop Guy. That would be nice. What else do we have?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Page down a free lap dance from Donkey Sausage. Lifetime
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: supply of Carolina barbecue from Will T. That would be fun.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: A gold tooth from Dante. That would be kind of neat, right?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: What else do we have? Page down ranch dressing fountain.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting. Don't ever send that again. Fill her up, Phil.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: How dare you? JT the Wingman said a box of
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Bojangles chicken. The Carolina legend.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I've eaten at Bojangles a couple times. First time I
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: ate there, I thought, boy, that's really good fried chicken.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: The next time I went there, it was disgusting and
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I wanted to vomit. So I blame them. I think
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: it's the quality control. That's the issue. What else do
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: we have? Let's see. Page down. I can't read that.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: That's enough. What is the answer, Lorena?
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: Lingerie.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Is it lingerie? Is that the? No. The Hurricanes gifted
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: capital star comrade Alex Ovechkin, the pride of Russia, a
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: forklift provided him a forklift yeah all right here we
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: go here we go it's another.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Ben mallard game we've endured too many of these.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Is it too much or not enough enough already and
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: away we go let's welcome in our contestant His name
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: is Mike, and he lives in the Commonwealth in Boston,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: and I get a lot of feedback when I say
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: hello to him. Hello. What's going on, Mike? Mike, turn
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the radio down, Mike.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Let's see.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: We're on like a 10-minute delay, so it's going to
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: be like 10 minutes until he figures this out right now.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: At least he's actually, I think, is he listening to
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: the show or is he talking to somebody? I think
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: he's listening to the show. Yeah, so we'll wait about
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: 10 minutes, and then eventually he'll realize.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you just said that's enough, so you're reading the
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: answer now.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, that's enough, so we'll just wait here. You're
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: listening to our live coverage of what not to do
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: when you call talk radio from Mike in Boston.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Ay, ay, ay.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. This
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: is fascinating. We're literally at the mercy. The entire show
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: is at the mercy of our friend in Boston.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: His name is Ben.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: By the way, you know the radio... He just said
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: his name. The radio delay, you know the first radio
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: station to use a delay was in 1952. Hi, how
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: are you, Ben?
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: Hey, hi.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: How's the show?
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: Good, how are you?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. I appreciate that.
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: One hour later.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: A lot of people that call the show don't actually listen.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: So I appreciate, like Steve in Manhattan, Weed Man Hippie,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: these guys don't listen. I like that you're listening, Mike.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: I always listen.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: God bless you. And what do you do in Boston, Mike?
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: Right now, I'm door-dashing.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: What kind of food do people eat? Real quick, what's
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: their go-to item? Right now, I'm actually at Burger King. Oh,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: can you imagine doing Burger King at almost 5 in
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the morning, getting that breakfast? I pick up. Yeah. All right,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: let's play the game. Here we go, Mikey. Let's do it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Question number one. The Cleveland Guardians. That's
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: a baseball team named after a bridge. They struck out
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: 60 White Sox batters over 45 innings in the five-game series.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough, Mike?
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: That is not enough.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: He says not enough. Let's find out. All right, you're
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: off to a good start. That is correct.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Not enough.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: They struck out 75 White Sox batters. That's the most
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: ever any five consecutive nine-inning games against an opponent in
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: modern baseball. Question number two for Mike. Picking up the
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: food at Burger King right now. Devontae Adams just became
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: only the sixth player ever with two or more receiving
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: touchdowns in 30-plus games. Is that too much or not enough, Mike?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Not enough. All right, let's find out.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: No.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Incorrect. The answer is too much. He's only... Yeah, you've
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: got to get the food. He's eating the food right now.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: He's listening to live coverage. All right. Too much. He
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: is only the fourth player to do that, joining Jerry Rice,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Randy Moss, and T.O. Question number three. You're doing all right.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: You've got to get two more right, Mike. Make sure
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: those people get that food warm and sealed and all that.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Here we go. There are eight receivers in the NFL
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: that have 50 or more targets so far this season.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough? That is too.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Much.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Let's find out. Is Mike right? Yeah, look at that. Unbelievable.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Too much. There are only six. Amon Ross St. Brown
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: and Trey McBride and Chris Alave, CeeDee Lamb, Garrett Wilson,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: and JSN. Here we go. One more right answer, you
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: win our game, Mike. Lorena would like you to get
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: this one right. She wants to have some time for
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: her segment.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: You can do it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Mike. Are you now leaving the Burger King, Mike?
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: I'm just going around to pick up my order.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I need to eat too. Yeah, you got to eat
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: damn right you got to eat. All right, here we go.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Before Christian Watson last Sunday, it had been 10 years
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: since 10 years since a Packer player had 140 receiving
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: yards and two touchdowns against the Chicago Bears. Is that
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough, Mike?
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: 10 years against the Bears? Not enough.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Let's find out. That's a winner! Not enough. It has
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: been 12 years. Jordy Nelson. That's who I thought it was.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Look at you, you little devil here. You know what
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: you got?
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: A whopper.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: It's what you got. A whopper of a win. And congratulations, Mike.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your... Hey, thank you very, very much. Thank you
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: for listening. Last time I talked to you. Yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: We got every question right on the password.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Look at that. You're a game show savant. You got
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: to call more often. Thank you, Mike. Be safe.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your breakfast. Thank you.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: There he goes.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: He's getting his Burger King breakfast. It is the Ben
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Maller Show. We have the Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
• 34:50
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• 34:53
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• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Love Exciting and new Queen of hearts.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: You know, I don't give enough credit to that opening.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: It is so good. It really puts me in the mood.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: From fans of the show?
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: Some of you don't know how to put your women
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: in the mood. You got to work on that.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Well, some of the guys will say it's the lady's fault. Oh, right, right.
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: It's not the fact that you haven't showered in three days.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with that?
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: You haven't said a single compliment to her.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: We call that French style. That's how that goes. El natural.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: All right, Lorraine, are you ready to save people from
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: bad relationships? Yes.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Let's do it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Curmudgeon Wayne in Duluth says,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: at what point do I tell my wife's cousin that
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I'm in love with her?
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I would choose at a family Christmas dinner or Thanksgiving.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Thanksgiving. Right when the turkey comes out.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because if you're going to do it, you might
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: as well do it big.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of just like saying, you know, maybe you
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: do a prayer. A lot of people do that. Well,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: instead of the prayer, I'd like to announce I can't
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: get enough of my wife's cousin. That'll go over well.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: You know, sometimes you find love to find love.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Okay. Rob in the 321 writes in and says, not
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: a love question this week, but a career one, Lorena.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Where do you see yourself in five years in this industry? Oh,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: that's a great question. I would like to be a
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: trophy wife. Okay.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: That would be, okay.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: You know where you do this job for fun?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: Not because you have to.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I understand. Fergdog writes in, says, do women like guys
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: who do impressions? I can do a mean Gilbert Gottfried.
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, please. No, make it stop.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: Oh, I have never been more annoyed than when I
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: go on a date with someone who does nothing but
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: like make voices of other people. I even had a
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: guy once who tried to tell me a joke and
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: I didn't laugh. And he goes, oh, well, I actually
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: stole that from someone else. So it's okay if you
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: don't laugh.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Do you know who Gilbert Gottfried is?
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: No.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: No chance.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: What's eating Gilbert Grape? Is that who that is?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: He's Iago. Oh, I love Iago. He was one of
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: the first guys to get canceled. What was that car
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: insurance that he did? Aflac. Aflac. I love Aflac. He's
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the Aflac duck. Yeah, they canceled him. He's dead, but
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: he was funny. He's a good guy. All right. Of course,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: everyone will be dead eventually. Truck Stop Fungus writes in, says,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I'm planning a romantic evening on the shores of Lake Michigan.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Do I go with the Holiday Inn or Roy's Motel? Oh!
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: You know, Holiday Inn is classic, and you know they.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: Have the buffet breakfast every morning.
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: But I love a hole-in-the-wall hotel where you have to
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: go in and you have to, like, check the bed
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: for bed bugs and cockroaches and, like, the cabinets.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: I would definitely splurge and do that one for sure.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: That's the way to do it. Good advice there, Lorena.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: JT the Wingman says, to spice up my relationship, I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: want to bring a third into our love triangle.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, I love that for you.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: But you can't choose between Ferg Dog and Robbie the
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Mariner Fan. Can you help decide?
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: You know, if you play it right, you can have all.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: You can have all of it.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: Make it a party.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Is the bed big enough for that?
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: You know, come on.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: What?
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: You can always move to the floor.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Hello. Scotty on the Pike writes in. He's got the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Bucky's Beaver as his mascot.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Boosie!
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: My wife is having her hip replaced. Do you think
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: the Kama Sutra would be a good get well gift?
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: Yes, and make sure you help her massage it.
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: And stretch it out. You've got to make sure she
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: gets her flexibility back.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: All right, Will T. writes in. He says, do you
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: think the fan who won Super Bowl tickets over the
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: weekend will take his wife?
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: No, definitely not.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Who won Super Bowl tickets over the weekend?
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: I didn't see, but there's no way they're taking their wife.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: No?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Their girlfriend? What do you think?
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: Best friend who they can get absolutely obliterated with.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: That's the plan. There it is. Look at that. The
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: queen of hearts, Lorena. Good questions. Good questions.