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Violent People Radio #119: At Least A Little Blackface · Violent People Radio

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  Ooh.
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  Hey hey, hey, that's how we roll here.
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  I probably just I'm probably just sleep deprived.
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  You'll be back on Thursdays next week.
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  So
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  my god, I forgot about that.
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  Thank you.
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  Fuck yes.
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  What a relief.
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  wait, next week there is none.
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  Who's to say?
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  No, no, there is one next week.
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  Shit.
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  Never mind.
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  Just trying to get out of this as much as possible.
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  That's that's great.
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  All right, that's a relief.
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  That's good.
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  I'm glad.
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  Dan, are you back?
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  to Violent People Radio.
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  My name is Nate Silver and and this is election night.
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  U
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  Yeah.
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  Fuck you, you pussy.
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  Damn.
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  Little bitch.
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  Little bitch boy.
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  I'm gonna We're gonna make a projection, but not a call.
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  This is already off the rails.
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  Oh man.
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  to my soundboard.
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  Oh, I really was waiting for the NFL drop.
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  I forgot that we're not on Discord.
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  man.
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  done on Discord.
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  I I d I can't I can't play it.
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  Yeah, yeah.
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  I f I figured yeah, just just grab it and edit.
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  Yeah, no big deal.
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  I don't think if it's hurt not hurting everyone's ears, it has the same effect.
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  But whatever.
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  I mean I can do like a an a cappella version.
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  Please.
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  Please.
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  Hit the music.
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  I mean my mic's probably not gonna pick it up, but I'll try.
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  Ha ha ha.
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  Yeah.
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  Jesus fucking Christ.
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  ah
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  Clip it.
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  Good.
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  We'll we'll add that on on top of my appearance fee.
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  Oh damn.
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  I want it in perpetuity then.
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  I want that sound forever.
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  I'm not fucking Okay.
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  All right.
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  How is the big short?
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  Um, you know, not as good as I remembered it.
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  It's not a good movie.
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  Not a good movie.
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  I I remember loving it at the time.
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  Anytime there's a movie involving analytics, like I'm I'm I I'm my pussy's dripping.
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  I'm I'm ready to go.
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  Uh yeah, yeah.
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  I'm not shocked to hear that.
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  Um then I I like what I
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  no margin call is all I'm gonna say.
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  No fuck margin call's a fucking good one.
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  That's the fucking that's what I gotta fucking That's what the fuck I gotta fucking torrent once I get out of this motherfucker.
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  Hell yeah.
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  movie that's good about like analytics and odds?
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  Frankie Freako.
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  Two for the money.
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  Two for the money?
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  Fuck.
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  Alright.
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  God damn, you guys are ruining Noir Vember for me already.
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  Is it?
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  Matthew McConaughey, kind of a femme fatale in that movie.
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  Yeah, I get that.
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  Mm.
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  Did you sha d should I hit play?
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  Yeah.
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  definitely, yeah.
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  Alright.
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  Oh shit.
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  Are we doing this with the sound off again?
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  Well you we usually
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  If there's no sound, if we can get subtitles, I mean that'd be great.
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  time we didn't have sound I had to download the the movie, rip rip the MP three and put it there.
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  Yeah, I mean
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  pretty cool that you did that.
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  that do you want it in Russian dub or do you want it in English?
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  I I you know, I I'm fluent in both.
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  listened to it in English, so
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  what's the wait for the election results before we start speaking Russian?
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  You know what I'm saying, guess?
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  ha
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  Fair.
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  Fair.
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  voted in every midterm in the country.
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  I sent in Mellon vow ballots, all fifty states.
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  It's not election it's not an election fraud if you're voting how I want you to.
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  Dan, if when you're fixing this in posts, you should be able to mute this.
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  Um yeah.
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  or it might make your life easier.
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  this is gonna be this is gonna be a this is gonna be an interesting episode.
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  Trying to get to No.
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  Never.
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  Nope.
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  Nope.
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  Not not a single one.
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  Really?
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  What were the first two movies?
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  Biodome and head of the family.
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  Oh sorry.
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  I haven't
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  on, hold on.
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  For real?
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  Next movie episode should be Malcolm X.
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  That'd be such a long episode.
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  I was just thinking.
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  I'm like, I really like the movie episodes because they're shorter and that's not doing what I wanted to do there.
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  What what if next movie episode is the entire Made in America OJ series?
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  Mm.
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  That's that's a that's a that's just load.
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  Denzel movie to watch yesterday or the other day.
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  Americ American Gangster over Malcolm X.
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  And it was Is it?
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  Uh was it Simon that talked about it being a good TV movie?
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  Because I
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  Thanksg Thanksgiving or h po Black Friday movie.
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  Yeah.
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  Which is a little racist.
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  I saw it the day it came out and hated it and then I saw it again like two years ago like in that in that environment, like barely watching it, and I like it when I'm barely
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  watching it.
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  It is a good movie to barely watch.
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  It is not a
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  a a lot of good movies that are just meant to be on in the background on FX.
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  Yeah.
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  Some are meant to be in the background of VPR.
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  Like, what's this movie we're watching?
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  Castle Freak.
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  Castle Freak.
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  Singular, which I keep forgetting.
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  There's not model freaks.
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  well, hopefully they will be by the end of this episode.
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  what's the Tyra Banks movie?
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  Life size.
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  We should watch that.
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  Tell me more.
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  She was a Barbie doll.
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  I think it's called life size.
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  She was a Barbie doll and she and she g it's kinda like a it's like a Pinocchio situation.
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  with.
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  I tell you, man.
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  turns live size.
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  I gotta let you know, I think there's a sequel.
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  There's a sequel to life size?
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  think there's a life size too.
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  I think we could make a whole t whole night of it.
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  Holy shit, hold on.
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  Does Tyra Banks?
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  It's Tyra Banks in it, but Lindsay Lohan.
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  In twenty twenty Banks was trying to work on a life size three, if I'm letting you know.
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  Lindsay Lohan, now she's alive, right?
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  Okay.
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  That's pretty cool.
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  Good for her.
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  When's when's the last time you checked in though?
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  Oh shit, that's not loud at all, luckily.
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  I was afraid it'd be too loud to do a a video uh an audio podcast, but this is perfect.
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  This is so fucking loud.
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  rules.
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  I've never listened this is I've never listened to a movie this loud in my life.
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  Much less tried to talk to three people at the same time during it.
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  usually why we do it.
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  It's usually why we do it in silence, but
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  was doing a bit and like screaming, but I'm like, well that's not that's like against Sam's character.
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  sounds like when he screams.
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  I know that sound intimately.
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  Yeah, very intimately.
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  that sound anywhere.
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  Oh boy.
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  Dan, do you wanna you wanna introduce the episode?
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  I came in, I tried to and you shut me down.
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  Welcome to Violent People Radio.
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  This is Dan Rice, not Nate Silver.
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  I'm joined as always by Orchid.
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  Orchid, how's it going?
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  You you broke up.
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  I'm breaking up with you.
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  Stop saying that.
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  aren't.
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  No you aren't
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  That's how that's how Orca's doing.
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  Also joined by Sam, who never misses an episode.
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  Sam, how's it going?
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  Hundred and twenty one episodes and I'm killing it.
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  Hell yeah.
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  And we have Tanner who is always available for the podcast.
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  Hey, I've hey, when the when the signal goes up, Tanner answers the call.
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  That is what I always say.
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  And mis old of reliable.
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  Uh the Cal Ripkin Jr.
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  of this podcast um hasn't
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  I beg us to turn the volume down on this?
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  Hey hey or hey Orchid, quick question for ya.
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  Is that what he's he usually sounds like?
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  Okay, cool.
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  Pat Pat usually is here to, you know, kind of keep me in line to pretend he sounds fine and we heard what he said.
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  But that one was difficult.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, that was difficult.
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  I don't know what was happening.
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  I'm I I'm freaking out.
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  I'm freaking out right now.
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  Are you castle freaking out?
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  is I couldn't hear you if I wanted to at this point.
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  movie the loudest fucking thing that's that's ever played.
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  And Riverside thinks that Tanner's mic is too loud, but I don't know how it can think anything is too loud over this movie.
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  Audio monitor, what's that?
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  Have you clicked on that button before?
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  Oh, you can't do anything with that.
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  Unfortunate.
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  Have you clicked on that button?
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  well, that doesn't do anything, so don't worry about it.
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  Dan, I'm pretty sure that if we upgrade to business we could turn everyone's camera on whenever we want.
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  I just figured you might like to know that.
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  Is he gone?
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  Did he leave?
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  Did he protest?
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  He he'll circle back.
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  He'll circle back and post.
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  That's fantastic.
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  I'm glad I'm glad to hear it.
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  Um Do y'all want me to turn the sound off or you want me to keep it on?
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  Can it can it get turned down like ninety percent?
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  This is at five.
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  low.
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  Do Does this sound better to anybody?
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  Me.
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  Not the movie.
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  The movie's too loud.
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  Let me see what happens when I put the volume up on the movie.
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  That's how loud it can be.
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  Why why would this ever need to be that loud?
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  This is I think this is the lowest it could get.
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  I don't know if I can make it any quieter.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, we'll just do subtitles.
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  I mean I I can I can make a score for the movie.
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  I'm having a real, real existential crisis on my hands, right?
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  The secret to
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  I love you guys and I wanna kill myself.
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  Yeah.
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  Well that's just this podcast.
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  I mean that's just the whole of one
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  This is
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  I felt like a dog in a thunderstorm.
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  Like I I had my hands on the side of my head.
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  Um, that is that that's a good segue into the reason why I'm as moody as I am today is we had a thunderstorm start at three o'clock in the morning last night, and it was like one
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  of those ones that was like strobing outside.
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  And um my wife is very sensitive to like light, and I need to watch 17 movies before I go to bed every night.
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  So it's obviously conflict point.
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  Um so the thunderstorm like shook and like like woke us up, like woke both of us up.
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  But the like before like the the thunder happened, it was just lightning.
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  And uh like it just like really like flashing very like bright and I got accused of I got j accused of um keeping her up while I was watching, as we mentioned, the big short, but
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  that didn't happen.
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  this is a really interesting story.
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  I'm glad I fucking told it.
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  Can you fix this in post?
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  you were so excited to tell it too, is what's so great.
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  know.
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  I was.
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  I really was.
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  Yeah, great.
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  Glad I did that.
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  I didn't realize you were in Italy.
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  Segue.
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  What's up?
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  like attractive?
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  Which one is he?
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  the main guy that's not a freak.
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  Well, he's that guy.
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  I don't think so.
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  Not doing it for me.
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  Okay.
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  Have has anyone else seen Castle Freak?
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  I have not.
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  Hm.
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  Okay.
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  Interesting.
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  Interesting.
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  Is there I'm hoping there's a lot of sex in this.
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  Normally we watch porn together and I like that.
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  So okay.
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  Well, what do you wanna know?
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  Like, do you wanna know about the amount of sex in this movie, Dan, or no?
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  I wanna know a little bit.
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  Yeah, give me a little
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  oh, I'm gonna turn off.
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  I'm gonna I'm gonna turn off real quick.
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  Doesn't wanna be spoiled about the amount of sex in the movie, all right.
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  Let me know when you're not listening.
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  I'm not listening.
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  What's new, you know what I'm saying?
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  Got him.
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  Got her ass.
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  Ding ding ding.
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  Ding ding ding.
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  All right.
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  There we go.
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  All right, well that's the show, huh?
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  Yeah, I personally I don't wanna know about the sex because like part of the pleasure of the last episode was like I was definitely freaking out thinking that the other co hosts
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  weren't listening to me, but the reality of it was we were just watching a woman getting railed.
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  Um I think.
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  watched actual porn of less less sex than that.
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  Was a lot of sex in that.
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  Um Yeah.
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  That was uh head of the family.
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  Yeah, head of the family.
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  get to look at a freaky guy or you get to look at, you know, sex.
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  That's it.
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  That's what this podcast is all about.
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  That's what pro wrestling is all about.
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  That's a good point.
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  yeah.
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  I just realized
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  talk about wrestling anymore, do you?
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  We usually just we usually just talk about your sex life.
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  Yeah, that's fine.
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  I mean I w we didn't care if it was or if it wasn't.
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  Um but that does bring up I did I didn't I am now realizing that like it did it did seem like Chris and Pat were going to watch matches last week, but they're not they're now
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  they're not here to talk about So that's pretty fun.
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  I don't know if I don't know if Dan did any wrestling watching this week.
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  I sure shit did.
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  one singular pro wrestling match.
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  Tell me about it.
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  Mad Dog versus Slade.
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  I have something I wanna say.
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  Okay, maybe you can help me with this.
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  Maybe maybe Mad Dog just go ahead.
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  Yeah.
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  stop sixty nining like we just started.
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  Uh since the last time I've done the show, I've watched a lot of plenty of wrestling.
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  Not a lot, let's say plenty, 'cause I've see people in our Discord who have brain diseases uh that need to go check themselves in somewhere.
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  It's the third best slade match I've watched since I've been on last.
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  And I've watched three slade matches.
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  Go yes.
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  See, my my take was gonna be mad dog, just maybe not good at all.
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  He's lost it.
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  He has lost it.
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  oh, he doesn't have the people to work with.
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  Maybe he sucks and I shouldn't have to watch him slam his wrist against the side of Slade's head in a Tepe deck match.
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  What are we doing?
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  The gimmick.
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  Now it doesn't work.
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  It didn't work here.
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  The gimmick the gimmick doesn't work at all.
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  You got two guys who can't throw a punch in a match about throwing punches who just throw a bunch of wrists at each other.
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  It was ridiculous.
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  It it was stupid.
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  It was stupid.
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  dumb.
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  Now Sam, did you watch
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  back though, so maybe he can go back to his roots and learn how to wrestle again.
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  Love if one of the three Slade matches you watch was Priscilla Kelly.
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  Can you let me know right now?
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  Was it?
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  Oh, fuck.
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  Let's let's do my search to make sure I've when it was from.
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  It was Slade versus Ultramantis Black from Beyond in June.
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  That match is great.
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  It rules.
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  Everyone should go watch it.
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  It's so cool.
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  just like everyone still talks about the Ultramantis Black versus Orange Cassidy match from that shitty venue and like Altoona PA.
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  Anyway, this is like that.
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  Except they're everyone is still talking about it.
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  I'm like, fuck, I know.
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  It's
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  The the Pac matches aren't as good.
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  It's like the best Orange Casting match ever.
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  We get it.
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  Understood.
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  Anyway.
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  Is this is this are you talking about the one from the that Powerbomb sh TV show?
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  Okay, yeah, we're always talking about that one.
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  It's always power powerbomb TV.
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  It's like it's either that or when they talk about the Gresham Joey Lynch match.
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  Exactly.
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  You get it.
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  You fucking get it.
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  It's always Adam lash this, Adam lash that.
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  We get it, we get it.
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  he knew what he was doing.
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  Uh anyway.
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  He threatened to kill me one time 'cause I jokingly called Matt Hardy the American Onita on Twitter.
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  That is still one of the funniest things you've ever said.
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  And like I didn't I didn't know him.
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  Like we weren't mutuals
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  Anyway, it's daylight in a parking lot.
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  There's an old paved over railroad track.
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  It rocks.
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  And this is the real damning indictment of Mad Dog.
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  Uh the other match was versus Akira from C C W um at the beginning of October.
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  That match un unfortunately doesn't very much rule uh as it's a real styles make fights m sort of match where Akira looking like a dumb guy who just watches too many wrestling
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  tapes and Slade just for h arming him in the face every like other minute.
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  Very good.
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  Y'all shall watch it.
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  And I don't recommend s a cura mesh as slightly.
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  I think there's a couple I wanted to watch a couple matches on the show and I still haven't done it yet.
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  What else is on that show?
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  Do you know what I'm talking about?
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  Is there something else that would make Dan Rice excited?
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  I'm sure the answer is yes.
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  Nat Castle versus Mickey Nichols.
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  Yeah, maybe I'm making it up.
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  There's nothing on this show.
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  Yeah.
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  I watched Nat Castle versus Mickey Knuckles.
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  I think we just f f decided that Mickey Knuckles is on Ozempic, but
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  that's unfortunate.
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  is not, and I believe her.
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  you have to believe women.
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  You have to believe women.
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  Although after tonight maybe you don't anymore.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, that's a good point.
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  That's a good point.
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  That's a good point.
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  oh
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  of the the CZW Beyond show that has like uh Colon and Dred versus Gage and RSP.
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  Yeah, that's the match you really want to see.
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  I know.
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  I get it.
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  Sh Anyway, I watched both of those two matches.
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  Schlock versus Mako.
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  It's good.
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  I don't really have much else to say.
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  Schlock is I don't know actually Schlo I I I will stick with it.
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  Let's stick with it.
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  do it.
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  Yep, clearly now there.
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  Mako might be finding himself a little bit.
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  I don't know.
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  He sucks less than he did like two years ago.
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  Maybe
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  been around for like ten years, so now's now's the time to do it, I guess.
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  to get it.
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  He's finally starting to get it.
• 20:02
  Schlack was, I guess, trying to work holds with him, which, you know, God bless him.
• 20:09
  Some something like that.
• 20:11
  In a way.
• 20:12
  In places.
• 20:14
  In his heart and soul, he's fighting himself.
• 20:19
  Nixon Noel versus Mickey Nuggles.
• 20:20
  Not not good.
• 20:21
  Wouldn't recommend.
• 20:22
  Don't go watch it.
• 20:25
  I just don't think Mickey's got it.
• 20:27
  Two women.
• 20:28
  But Mickey I think's just lost it.
• 20:31
  Maybe I just liked her when she had more meat in her bones.
• 20:33
  I don't know.
• 20:34
  Hell yeah.
• 20:36
  Okay.
• 20:36
  Okay.
• 20:37
  Slow it down.
• 20:39
  Slow it down.
• 20:40
  Uh
• 20:44
  Okay, I can't find where Adam Lash threatens to kill you, but here's the here's a cool little Adam Lash tweet.
• 20:49
  Who No no, but I can still see where he says stuff to you.
• 20:53
  But here's where here's what here's a cool little tweet.
• 20:56
  Who's this Tanner fella?
• 20:57
  I just noticed Sam buries him and that he once followed, then unfollowed me.
• 21:04
  Case responds, Tanner's one of the few people ranked lower on the wrestling Twitter totem pole than me.
• 21:12
  Who said that?
• 21:16
  what year what year was that from?
• 21:18
  seems like a fellow with rubbish opinions though.
• 21:20
  Makes me wonder why he and Sam don't get along better.
• 21:26
  What year is that from?
• 21:27
  Uh August twenty fifth, twenty sixteen.
• 21:31
  Oh man.
• 21:32
  So ten years ago, is that what you said?
• 21:33
  A decade ago?
• 21:34
  Cool.
• 21:36
  Yeah, that aged you like milk.
• 21:39
  Ten years from today?
• 21:40
  no, more than ten years ago, like it was August.
• 21:43
  twenty sixteen.
• 21:43
  So what case was like eleven?
• 21:46
  Yeah.
• 21:47
  Precubescent, uh good for him.
• 21:50
  Good for him.
• 21:50
  happened on election night in twenty sixteen.
• 21:53
  That would have been really cool.
• 21:54
  Or it would be even funnier if that tweet was like today.
• 21:59
  Yeah, that would be really good.
• 22:06
  Anyway, what else did you watch, Dan?
• 22:08
  Is that is that it?
• 22:10
  No, I literally from Thursday today have watched one wrestling match, yeah.
• 22:13
  I forgot.
• 22:14
  That was just that was not very long.
• 22:16
  you know what though, I will say I was at I was at uh shit, what's it called?
• 22:22
  Friday Night SmackDown.
• 22:25
  What?
• 22:25
  Where are the fucking lead?
• 22:27
  forgot about that.
• 22:28
  I worked the concession stand as like a cheer fundraiser.
• 22:31
  Sorry, what?
• 22:34
  There's a
• 22:35
  stand as like a cheer f at a cheer fundraiser.
• 22:37
  Like you like we work in the concession stand and they give us like twelve percent of the profits the concession stand makes.
• 22:42
  At Friday night SmackDown?
• 22:46
  SmackDown.
• 22:47
  SmackDown was in Charleston, West Virginia.
• 22:49
  The WWE TV show SmackDown.
• 22:54
  Okay.
• 22:54
  Sorry, I feel like I'm asking a lot of clarifying questions bec nothing makes sense.
• 22:59
  was big.
• 23:00
  Um
• 23:01
  Well, was he in the concession stand?
• 23:02
  I was gonna ask the same question.
• 23:05
  no.
• 23:05
  No he wasn't.
• 23:06
  So your smackdown has the same like business model as my high school football team.
• 23:14
  Like you
• 23:15
  not SmackDown that does it.
• 23:16
  Like the Charleston the Charleston Coliseum does it.
• 23:19
  Like I've done it for like concerts and stuff too.
• 23:23
  But it's like
• 23:24
  Seems like a real professional operation there.
• 23:27
  is on the horn saying, Dan, we want to give three thousand dollars to a cheerleading team.
• 23:33
  Come work at the concession stand for six hours.
• 23:37
  I mean, I don't I don't know how much a con a concession stand would be.
• 23:42
  I think I was there from five P or I guess like five thirty PM to ten, so like five hours, and I probably made I probably made like two fifty.
• 23:55
  But I mean
• 23:56
  that can't be twelve percent, right?
• 23:58
  No, like that's like what my cut will end up being.
• 24:01
  Will be two hundred and fifty dollars will go towards like my niece's cheer accounts.
• 24:05
  That's why.
• 24:07
  And it's like it's five hours, I make two and fifty dollars and I just fucking make a few hot dogs.
• 24:11
  You think this woman's gonna get fucked in the movie?
• 24:13
  Yeah, it'd be fucking cool, yeah.
• 24:19
  But I can tell you that um the employees at the the Charlton's Coliseum, not a fan of wrestling f fans.
• 24:26
  The phrase was, This isn't like a concert.
• 24:29
  These motherfuckers are gonna come in right when the door opens.
• 24:34
  Which is true.
• 24:35
  and then multiple comments about the smell of the crowd.
• 24:40
  Pipp people were s people were saying they wish it was Little Wayne because it just smells like weed instead of whatever this is.
• 24:46
  Your car?
• 24:46
  Was it your car?
• 24:48
  Or yeah.
• 24:52
  But I gotta tell ya, Danhausen and Cody Rhodes fucking over big time.
• 24:58
  Like they were I saw no fewer than twenty people dressed as uh Danhausen and every other little kid was dressed up like Cody Rhodes.
• 25:09
  Do you call fucking losers?
• 25:11
  up like Cody Rhodes?
• 25:12
  it was it was Halloween, it was the thirtieth, like day before Halloween.
• 25:17
  Sure, but still well also, I mean I Okay, whatever.
• 25:23
  They had little fake neck tattoos on, I'm not making this up.
• 25:27
  Yeah.
• 25:28
  That would be awesome if you were making it up though.
• 25:30
  Like what would you have to gain from this?
• 25:37
  A bunch of kids doing black kids doing blackface?
• 25:42
  In West Virginia, whatever.
• 25:44
  I mean how much blackface do you think I think is gonna happen in a West Virginia smackdown taping?
• 25:50
  There's gonna some.
• 25:51
  I guess Yeah.
• 25:52
  At least a little.
• 25:54
  I don't think we can name this episode at least a little blackface, right?
• 25:58
  Well, we'll see how it goes.
• 26:01
  That's a good point.
• 26:02
  We got some good contenders already.
• 26:03
  Question If Dan Housen uh you know, he has the painted face and all uh if he painted his face all black, then painted the white parts on like what's what's the ruling on that?
• 26:16
  is that blackface?
• 26:19
  I think they g they covered this on Kill Tony.
• 26:21
  I think they covered this on Kill Tony at one point.
• 26:24
  the woman at the Wendy's on Halloween this year that that had blackface?
• 26:27
  I did see the
• 26:29
  And then it was like trying to be like, Well Druski could do it.
• 26:32
  Well no well all I no all I was thinking about is I don't like I can totally understand this woman doing it.
• 26:37
  I have no problem understanding that.
• 26:38
  I don't understand the other four or five people that worked there that day.
• 26:42
  No one was like, we gotta get Melissa off the win off the drive-thru.
• 26:46
  We gotta put her off the grill.
• 26:48
  No, they obviously hated this girl.
• 26:50
  It was like you you have to do the window.
• 26:55
  man, that's awesome.
• 26:57
  We had multiple people dress up as like old school pimps at my place of establishment.
• 27:03
  It was awesome.
• 27:04
  Like I'm talking full like purple suits, big hat, cane with a big ass diamond on top of it.
• 27:13
  it was awesome.
• 27:15
  a little girl at at the cheer gym was dressed up as a gangster is what her mom seps kept saying.
• 27:24
  She just had on no, she had on a basketball jersey and large shorts.
• 27:29
  Huh?
• 27:31
  No, you can't do that.
• 27:33
  I know and she kept saying, Look at look at my little gangster.
• 27:38
  Uh is this a Caucasian woman?
• 27:41
  Yes, yes.
• 27:42
  Yes.
• 27:43
  Are you kidding me?
• 27:46
  Mm.
• 27:47
  Interesting.
• 27:47
  Interesting.
• 27:49
  they're all out of the paint at the store, so
• 27:53
  But yeah, that's that's all the wrestling I watched.
• 27:56
  Friday Night SmackDown from the concession stand and uh Slade versus Mad Dog.
• 28:01
  And I would rather make more hot dogs than watch Slade versus Mad Dog again.
• 28:06
  Holy shit.
• 28:08
  What was the most amount of hot dogs you uh sold in a single order?
• 28:11
  god, he latches on.
• 28:14
  I don't I don't make I don't work the register.
• 28:16
  I work in the back.
• 28:17
  I make the hot dogs.
• 28:18
  Well, how many hot dogs did you like make?
• 28:22
  Well, hold on, hold on.
• 28:24
  Like, did somebody ever scream out, Dan, we need like fifteen hot dogs right now?
• 28:29
  If you really want to get into it, I'm actually really good at working access and I've never once run out of any food item.
• 28:34
  So no one's yelling, damn, we need hot dogs.
• 28:35
  I I have already thought ahead and I have hot dogs prepared.
• 28:39
  I mean finally this podcast
• 28:43
  Do you wanted me to order hot dog at a West Virginia Coliseum?
• 28:47
  hot dog at the West Virginia Coliseum.
• 28:52
  I'm j I'm just wondering if anybody's really putting in some work there or a bunch of posers.
• 28:56
  eat on your shift?
• 28:58
  Would you say?
• 28:59
  Like thirty?
• 29:00
  They they they count the hot dogs.
• 29:01
  You can't just be taking a hot dog.
• 29:03
  you maybe count the hot dogs.
• 29:05
  They count the hot dogs before we are there, and then they count the hot dogs we have to if we throw any away at the end of night, and they make sure that like there's no missing
• 29:12
  hot dogs.
• 29:14
  Do you get docked for the throw you just throw away?
• 29:16
  Now what they don't what they don't count is like if they make like if the kitchen makes a tray of french fries, I can steal as many of those french fries I want.
• 29:23
  They don't count the french fries.
• 29:26
  If they make if they make if they make if they make wings, I can steal a wing.
• 29:31
  It's a weird system.
• 29:32
  I don't know to tell ya.
• 29:33
  So how many hot dogs did you buy?
• 29:36
  I don't I'm not buying a single hot dog.
• 29:37
  I'm there to make money.
• 29:38
  I'm just stealing I'm eating french fries and wings and and uh pretzels that fall on the floor.
• 29:43
  You gotta pick them up quick.
• 29:45
  Yeah, that's that sounds better.
• 29:49
  I was just wondering if anybody was putting up some real numbers is all.
• 29:52
  No no one ever yelled back, Holy shit, look at how many hot dogs that guy ate.
• 29:55
  Yeah, I mean that would have been awesome to be like, d dude, this guy just ordered seventeen hot dogs and he ate all right here at the register.
• 30:03
  He wouldn't leave.
• 30:04
  Uh, do you know what does happen a lot?
• 30:06
  Um, people order food and just like wander off.
• 30:09
  And it's like it's shitty like overpriced food.
• 30:12
  So some people will spend like $60 on food and I guess just forget because they're so into watching SmackDown.
• 30:18
  yeah.
• 30:19
  I I my high school, I worked at a concession stand during baseball season and that would happen all the time where people would order like twenty-six dollars worth of food for
• 30:30
  their like shitty kid and then it would it'd be like three minutes the food was ready and they would just be nowhere to be found.
• 30:36
  They gave us money and they never came back and got food.
• 30:44
  No, these people just got more money than they do since.
• 30:47
  Speaking of that, Sam, you watch any more uh wrestling?
• 30:52
  I mean, of course.
• 30:55
  He's doing the work.
• 30:57
  I'm not currently not doing the work because I'm watching I'm watching twenty twenty six wrestling so that I can participate in the discourse.
• 31:06
  Uh unfortunately that is a lot of Sunday girls, which does not have as much discourse.
• 31:13
  Who knew?
• 31:14
  we got some do it right now.
• 31:16
  Get the Discord going.
• 31:18
  The Discord going?
• 31:19
  The Discord's going.
• 31:22
  I okay.
• 31:23
  Hey, let's pump the brakes.
• 31:25
  Seems like you're getting little heated at the moment.
• 31:27
  Thank you.
• 31:28
  Thank you.
• 31:29
  Uh best match I watched uh was Senka versus Yuna from Sunday Girls May tenth.
• 31:38
  That match r fucking that rules.
• 31:42
  Uh I have not watched much Senka.
• 31:45
  I f Dan, I was hearing you talk about her last week and I've been like
• 31:48
  Okay, I'm a little mad she's that good, I guess is where I'm at.
• 31:52
  'Cause No and I won't, because one, it's old news.
• 31:58
  He's w it's this year.
• 32:01
  You watch the match three weeks a yeah, you bet yeah you b
• 32:04
  that's crazy.
• 32:05
  This year's been so fucking long.
• 32:08
  I could have swore that was twenty twenty five.
• 32:13
  I would have swore that was twenty twenty five.
• 32:15
  You're telling me God bless.
• 32:18
  All right.
• 32:18
  Well then I guess I'll watch it.
• 32:20
  Um
• 32:21
  Old news.
• 32:23
  it's it's it's it's fine.
• 32:26
  Yeah, I mean yeah, it's not like a great match or anything, but it it's just fun to see, you know, Chris.
• 32:36
  I wish I could see Chris.
• 32:37
  I understand why, but
• 32:42
  Miss you, big dog.
• 32:44
  Anyway.
• 32:46
  Everyone go see I Senka versus Yuna.
• 32:48
  Yuna's my girl.
• 32:49
  Uh sh the rules.
• 32:52
  I feel like people don't respect her enough.
• 32:55
  I don't know if she does I
• 32:56
  enough people talking about Sinai girls?
• 32:58
  I don't think there's enough people talking about Una specifically.
• 33:02
  I people too many people talk about stardom versus Hyundai Girls.
• 33:07
  Not around these parts.
• 33:08
  We don't I mean, n yeah, no no one no one talks about starting around these parts, thank fucking goodness.
• 33:13
  Um
• 33:14
  I don't think I e ever see somebody mention stardom unless it's unnamed people in the Discord being like, Hey, I've only seen twenty eight hundred matches this year.
• 33:24
  What's the best stardom stuff I should watch?
• 33:26
  you could say my name.
• 33:27
  You could say my name.
• 33:28
  it's no big deal.
• 33:29
  Say okay, I'm not offended.
• 33:33
  Uh I watched some other stuff.
• 33:35
  I watched some Wrestling Revolver.
• 33:37
  Sh probably shouldn't have shouldn't have done that.
• 33:40
  That was not
• 33:41
  Love to be in your brain.
• 33:44
  Uh I watched a a recommendation will be Crash versus Joe Alonzo from February 5th.
• 33:52
  How many people do you imagine are gonna take that recommendation?
• 33:55
  Just you, honestly.
• 33:56
  Like it's the audience of one that I'm talking to.
• 34:02
  It's just Dan.
• 34:04
  Uh I can't tell who c is Crash from old Chakara am I making that up?
• 34:10
  Yeah, Crash Jackson.
• 34:11
  Correct, correct.
• 34:12
  Um was that no what promotion am I thinking of if it's not?
• 34:21
  Check out.
• 34:22
  Baboom
• 34:25
  It could be.
• 34:26
  It could be.
• 34:26
  I don't think it is.
• 34:28
  But you know what?
• 34:29
  It could be.
• 34:32
  Nope.
• 34:33
  Carnival
• 34:35
  I I do not think so.
• 34:37
  Uh he did wrestle in Rockstar Pro, which is really I think a promotion after Dan's heart as well.
• 34:47
  Uh so there you go.
• 34:49
  Uh Joe Alonzo, probably making my VP one hundred because I'm gonna not watch a ton of wrestling this year, but what's wrong with that?
• 34:55
  Yeah, a big Joe Alonzo fan, Dan.
• 35:01
  What's wrong with that?
• 35:02
  It's a sleaze ball.
• 35:03
  You don't like that little sleaze ball?
• 35:05
  A fellow sleazeball, okay.
• 35:09
  that seems like right up your alley.
• 35:12
  Yeah, you're more
• 35:13
  I find Joel on the Oh shit.
• 35:18
  I for
• 35:19
  cat you guys are missing missing some good stuff talking Joe Lons out
• 35:24
  They turn like
• 35:24
  internet?
• 35:28
  He's got some he's got some hands on him.
• 35:32
  Now what does that mean?
• 35:33
  It's just like look at the hands.
• 35:35
  Did you see those things?
• 35:36
  like when you're talking about the hands and women's bodies and
• 35:39
  oh See, look at those things.
• 35:44
  okay.
• 35:45
  I thought you were still talking about Joe Alonso.
• 35:47
  No.
• 35:48
  I don't look at Joe Alonso's hand, but whatever.
• 35:51
  You're not a you're not the you're not the kind of girl who like asked for handpicks, Sam?
• 35:55
  I'm a little shocked to hear that.
• 35:56
  You would have struck me as as the type.
• 35:58
  Not your thing?
• 35:59
  Not your thing?
• 36:00
  Okay.
• 36:01
  Feeties, alright.
• 36:02
  Do you the other sets of digits?
• 36:05
  Look at the s look at this this freak.
• 36:10
  Ugh Yeah.
• 36:13
  I d I dig that.
• 36:15
  I dig that.
• 36:16
  I'm here for it.
• 36:18
  It took a really long time.
• 36:19
  Oh shit.
• 36:20
  Ooh.
• 36:21
  It took a really long time for there to be a freak.
• 36:23
  It I was very disappointed.
• 36:25
  is there we go.
• 36:26
  Good stuff.
• 36:31
  Oh yeah!
• 36:33
  Raise the roof.
• 36:34
  I love that.
• 36:36
  What a fucking movie.
• 36:41
  What a movie.
• 36:42
  Remember when someone said what is Mystery Science Theater 3000?
• 36:45
  That was crazy.
• 36:46
  it's it's this podcast now.
• 36:48
  This is uh we said that it doesn't work, but it does work.
• 36:50
  You just have to talk about bad wrestling.
• 36:52
  it doesn't work.
• 36:53
  We're gonna do it once every three weeks.
• 36:54
  Hey, hey, if if this is the I'll be on the podcast every fucking week if it's this.
• 36:59
  I would never watch another movie.
• 37:04
  I'm deleting movie.
• 37:09
  God.
• 37:10
  Usually it is gonna be interesting though we do have to figure out where we're gonna pick.
• 37:13
  Usually we pick what we're gonna watch next time, like during these episodes.
• 37:16
  I mean, we can always do Witches of Breastwick.
• 37:18
  I just haven't had luck torrent in it yet.
• 37:20
  I thought we already said Malcolm X.
• 37:22
  Dan, I thought you already downloaded it.
• 37:24
  That's true.
• 37:25
  Dan did download which is a best a breastwick.
• 37:27
  gotta send them the file.
• 37:30
  Just send the file to ORCID.
• 37:31
  big boy?
• 37:35
  You could send the file to me.
• 37:36
  One or the other.
• 37:36
  We could share a plex.
• 37:41
  Are the indies dead now?
• 37:42
  Are we allowed to make that call?
• 37:44
  Cool, cool.
• 37:45
  I think it's pretty sick.
• 37:46
  I think it was probably late twenty nineteen where I made the call, but Yeah they
• 37:51
  I don't wanna answer this question based on a a indie promotion.
• 37:55
  Yeah, based on an indie promotion that existed for five months.
• 37:58
  funny though.
• 37:59
  I do like the idea that we're now we can have the honest conversation.
• 38:03
  Um
• 38:04
  I brother, I've been having I've been having Ever since A Ferrero showed up.
• 38:11
  I think indies truly died when the Sexton Alliance broke up.
• 38:14
  Like that's when it ended for me.
• 38:17
  I think when Evolve ran Gulag versus Timothy Thatcher in a deat match is when indie wrestling died for me.
• 38:29
  I think it's when the wokes kicked out Rob Feinstein.
• 38:32
  Mm.
• 38:33
  Ooh, okay.
• 38:35
  I think it's when ECW got kicked off TNN.
• 38:38
  There we go.
• 38:43
  Now Sam, did the Sexton Alliance break up?
• 38:46
  Okay, th they had a fucking one match where they come back in August.
• 38:50
  That's nothing.
• 38:52
  That's nothing.
• 38:53
  Odd retired.
• 38:54
  So
• 38:57
  Yeah.
• 38:57
  Did you watch that match?
• 39:00
  It's very funny.
• 39:01
  Okay.
• 39:02
  Now I'm gonna have to.
• 39:04
  Well it's I mean it's also like it's also like forty minutes long.
• 39:07
  I now have to have to ah
• 39:11
  not including the post match.
• 39:14
  That's so funny.
• 39:15
  So like clear a full hour and then dive in.
• 39:17
  Holy shit, everyone I have breaking news.
• 39:22
  They've hit the second tower.
• 39:26
  never mind.
• 39:27
  This isn't even Burger King in America.
• 39:28
  This is Indian Burger King.
• 39:36
  I'm just I'm just gonna sit y'all the picture I saw on Instagram.
• 39:40
  It was very much a turn on the TV any channel.
• 39:44
  I c I kind of f I'm posting it in the Discord.
• 39:47
  If this shit was coming to America, it looks like doo doo.
• 39:57
  Mmm
• 39:58
  y'all are y'all looking at the doomsday shit whopper?
• 40:02
  Shit whopper.
• 40:03
  Or can I interest you in the Thor Thunder chicken nuggets that are also covered in the green shit?
• 40:10
  Instagram account.
• 40:11
  I gotta be honest with you.
• 40:12
  I ate some chicken this week that looked much fucking worse than that.
• 40:15
  I think we all did, did we not?
• 40:17
  I think we all might have.
• 40:18
  I think Dan's the only one who hasn't.
• 40:20
  say I did not.
• 40:21
  I I have self-respect.
• 40:23
  I'm so sorry, guys.
• 40:24
  it's sh it's shockingly good.
• 40:26
  It is shockingly good.
• 40:27
  That's literally what I sent Orchid.
• 40:30
  I have I I I have a I have I have made six people try those fucking wings and every one of them is like that shit fucking ripped.
• 40:38
  That's not what they said.
• 40:38
  They they they responded affirmatively.
• 40:40
  They didn't necessarily say that it ripped per sec.
• 40:43
  all of them universally across the board said that shit fucking ripped.
• 40:46
  Every one of them, including my gay boss.
• 40:48
  That would be hilarious.
• 40:51
  Or can that shit reps.
• 40:53
  no.
• 40:53
  Now what's that?
• 40:54
  No.
• 40:55
  No.
• 40:56
  You can't do that.
• 40:58
  Okay.
• 40:59
  too.
• 41:01
  There's so much there's so much that th there's a lot of pleasure in having a gay boss.
• 41:05
  You you gotta say a lot of really fucked up things that you wouldn't be able to say otherwise.
• 41:09
  Chats to Tim.
• 41:10
  I know you're not listening to this.
• 41:11
  Não, tem de boss.
• 41:12
  I'll s I'll send it to him.
• 41:14
  He'll probably love it to be honest.
• 41:19
  I would eat the fuck out of this Whopper.
• 41:21
  The fact that you just dip in a hamburger just in green curry sauce from Burger King, that looks fucking appealing as fuck.
• 41:27
  I got so many questions about this bun too.
• 41:30
  Can I still get these wings?
• 41:31
  How long how is it over?
• 41:32
  Was that like a Halloween thing?
• 41:34
  you got till tomorrow.
• 41:35
  Yeah, I was about to say I think tomorrow's the last day.
• 41:37
  Oh shit.
• 41:38
  That's some real pressure.
• 41:39
  I'm waking up at 7 a.m.
• 41:41
  or 6 a.m.
• 41:41
  and going to DC.
• 41:42
  Maybe there's a wing stop on the way.
• 41:45
  You've been pretty tr you've been pretty transparent with me about not really enjoying Wingstop, otherwise I would have bought it for you.
• 41:50
  It's yeah, it's not really my thing.
• 41:52
  We're gonna have one in town soon, so that's exciting, I guess.
• 41:55
  not your thing?
• 41:56
  What do you mean hot wings aren't your thing?
• 41:58
  I like hot wings.
• 41:58
  I don't like wing stop.
• 42:00
  I don't think they're very good these way.
• 42:01
  which is which is fair.
• 42:02
  That's entirely fair.
• 42:04
  It might not be.
• 42:05
  It might not be.
• 42:06
  But I I I lie to him.
• 42:07
  Um
• 42:09
  Where you getting wings from, Dan?
• 42:11
  Okay, first off, calm down.
• 42:12
  By the way, the closest wing stop to me for two months has been twenty four twenty minutes away, twenty-five minutes away.
• 42:18
  And before that, it was an hour away.
• 42:20
  So it's not like I'm turning down Wingstop every day.
• 42:22
  Secondly, I don't know.
• 42:23
  I go to um Wings Etc.
• 42:25
  I go to B dubs.
• 42:27
  Sorry, is Wings etc an actual place?
• 42:30
  Buffalo Wild Wings is way shittier than Wingstop.
• 42:35
  A thousand percent.
• 42:36
  when I go to B dubs, I it's a restaurant where I get treated like a human.
• 42:42
  That's not true.
• 42:43
  know my name when I walk in theirs.
• 42:45
  when I go to freaking wingstop, I have to come like I have to pack or I'm fucking dead.
• 42:51
  Like it's so scary there.
• 42:52
  I love to think that Dan is the norm of his local ah Buffalo Wild Wings.
• 42:58
  And they just all scream his name when he comes in.
• 43:00
  He sued him once and like they've been nice to him ever since.
• 43:03
  Yeah.
• 43:04
  ha ha.
• 43:04
  will say I was a I was a regular at when I worked at BJ's wholesale club, there was a subway in there and I was the regular I mean I worked there, so I would eat there
• 43:11
  literally every day, same sub every day.
• 43:13
  And then one time I just stood there and I didn't realize it was a new person.
• 43:16
  I didn't start making my sub without me saying anything, and it was the most awkward time of my life.
• 43:20
  I just ran away.
• 43:22
  I gotta go.
• 43:24
  Turkey.
• 43:27
  Italian herbs and cheese.
• 43:31
  It was great.
• 43:32
  That's crazy they didn't have it written down somewhere.
• 43:36
  They f they should have.
• 43:38
  That was a big part of their business.
• 43:43
  How do you know what the flavor next month is?
• 43:44
  Right, we don't know until tomorrow as well.
• 43:47
  Um, I might let me I'm a VIP.
• 43:49
  Let me see if I can figure it out.
• 43:51
  I am, I'm a VIP.
• 43:52
  I d a lot of what uh well I I was really hoping to um use my point um for Sam, but I didn't get a chance to do that.
• 44:02
  Um no, it's okay, it's a okay, and I wasn't gonna make you I wasn't gonna make you go pick it up.
• 44:07
  but what that does mean is that I do have points with your name on it.
• 44:10
  Um and I can transfer them to you if you get yourself a uh a little wing stop account for yourself.
• 44:15
  Um just wanna be clear about that.
• 44:18
  I did learn that you could transfer points.
• 44:19
  I'm thinking about doing that for uh trans day of remembrance next year because I think I'm thinking about sharing my VIP code in case anybody wants to give me any
• 44:28
  the points.
• 44:30
  fuck.
• 44:31
  I love that.
• 44:32
  That's great.
• 44:32
  That's beautiful.
• 44:33
  one.
• 44:34
  I'm I'm cutting Tanner out of this episode.
• 44:37
  He's pissing me off.
• 44:41
  Okay.
• 44:41
  Actually so
• 44:43
  after right after he made the NFL sound, he just says fucking audio cut.
• 44:48
  Dan, when are you when do you get back?
• 44:49
  It actually looks like these chicken wings are gonna be around until the sixth.
• 44:53
  Okay.
• 44:53
  Well I get back on the sixth.
• 44:54
  Alright, well all right.
• 44:55
  Well just text me when you land and I'll make sure that they're there waiting for you at a home.
• 45:01
  You're driving to DC.
• 45:03
  Ooh.
• 45:05
  No.
• 45:07
  How do I feel about aquariums?
• 45:09
  Love an aquarium.
• 45:10
  Yeah, I got aquarium.
• 45:12
  hold on, like for in-home use?
• 45:15
  Nope.
• 45:15
  Nope.
• 45:16
  no, I don't want I know I'm not I'm not about that stuff.
• 45:19
  going to an aquarium.
• 45:21
  I I think they're fun.
• 45:24
  I'm going to one next month.
• 45:26
  Which one are you going to?
• 45:28
  Uh, the one in Gatlinburg, the Ripley's aquarium.
• 45:32
  Yeah.
• 45:33
  It's pretty sick.
• 45:34
  Okay.
• 45:35
  I've been there many a time.
• 45:36
  three eyed fish or what's up with that?
• 45:38
  as too.
• 45:39
  I haven't been there in since before COVID.
• 45:44
  Do we turn off the
• 45:45
  got a really good aquarium.
• 45:46
  Well, Newport, Kentucky, but same thing.
• 45:49
  My baby boy.
• 45:51
  I've never heard that.
• 45:52
  That Cincinnati's in Kentucky.
• 45:54
  It have you really never heard that?
• 45:57
  No.
• 45:58
  okay.
• 45:59
  Well you don't know a lot about Cincinnati then I don't know what tell ya.
• 46:02
  You don't know a lot about Cincinnati, Kentucky, or Ohio.
• 46:05
  You're embarrassing yourself and it's fine.
• 46:07
  Hey, that that's my bad.
• 46:08
  Uh hey hey jo
• 46:10
  state what state do you think the Cincinnati airport's in?
• 46:14
  Oo Well you're asking me, which makes me think it's a trick question.
• 46:18
  I'm going to say
• 46:21
  Yeah, it's in the Kentucky.
• 46:23
  There we go.
• 46:25
  Got him.
• 46:26
  Got him.
• 46:28
  Damn let him answer.
• 46:30
  Didn't even let him answer.
• 46:32
  if I don't answer.
• 46:34
  Does anyone else want to talk about wrestling they watch?
• 46:36
  You don't have to.
• 46:38
  Or did you watch any wrestling?
• 46:40
  I did.
• 46:40
  I watched a little.
• 46:43
  yeah.
• 46:44
  Um I did right before I hopping on this call, I watched um the Kenny Omega Bolton Oleg uh Yoda Sushi match.
• 46:52
  good.
• 46:52
  Enjoyed it.
• 46:53
  Had had a good time with it.
• 46:54
  Um I'm not a big fan of three way matches.
• 46:59
  I I had to, um, important this household.
• 47:02
  Um
• 47:04
  But yeah, enjoyed that.
• 47:05
  Thought it was pretty good.
• 47:06
  Um I did and also after that, did the um Dan Severn Kenny Omega match, um, which is unearth b yeah.
• 47:15
  a liar.
• 47:16
  I watched two wrestling matches.
• 47:18
  Yeah, that was fun as fuck.
• 47:19
  It was.
• 47:20
  It was enjoyable.
• 47:21
  Um, I really my favorite bit of that match was just like just watching how like fucking tiny Kenny Omega looks next to Dan fucking Severn.
• 47:27
  Looks like he ate two Kenny Omegas before the wrestling match started, which I fucking love.
• 47:33
  Good time.
• 47:33
  I liked that Kenny looked like a bitch during a lot of it.
• 47:35
  I enjoyed that a lot.
• 47:36
  Um then uh I did I I promised myself I'd watch Sleed versus Priscilla Kelly, but I didn't get to that so
• 47:46
  Tune in next Thursday, I guess.
• 47:48
  Yeah, big top.
• 47:49
  Um, and last night I watched uh the first Friday Not Gotcha show from Marvelous.
• 47:55
  Um, third week in a row, we're gonna talk about Chica.
• 47:59
  Uh another fun Chica match.
• 48:01
  Um, it was a tag.
• 48:04
  Really feels like the spiritual successor to you in many ways.
• 48:07
  Um really enjoyed that.
• 48:09
  And the main event on that show.
• 48:12
  I'll tell y'all what it is.
• 48:13
  You can tell me if you understand what if you if you would know what the stipulation means.
• 48:17
  It was a secret captains fall double elimination eight-man tag team match.
• 48:23
  Okay.
• 48:24
  the captain's not known and you have to pin him twice, would be my guess.
• 48:28
  That was what
• 48:29
  pin okay.
• 48:30
  I was gonna say pin everyone else twice, but the captain only have pin once.
• 48:34
  I think you only had to pin the captain once, but it was uh with a two count.
• 48:40
  That I don't like that.
• 48:42
  Yeah, and
• 48:43
  fucking awesome.
• 48:44
  I don't know.
• 48:45
  I'm kinda with it.
• 48:46
  it.
• 48:47
  it was uh it was kind of fun.
• 48:49
  I mean I didn't realize what was going on for half of it and like midway through the match I just like messaged in the ton and was like, Can you explain what happens?
• 48:56
  Like what's going on in this match to me?
• 48:58
  And and he was like, I haven't watched it yet, but he got back to me later in the evening and explained it.
• 49:02
  Um but yeah, no, I it was it was pretty enjoyable.
• 49:04
  It was fun.
• 49:04
  It was little too long, twenty four minutes.
• 49:06
  Uh
• 49:08
  Well yeah.
• 49:10
  I don't know.
• 49:10
  this uh then the main event I don't like this Chica go to girl.
• 49:14
  What do you like about her?
• 49:15
  She got a big butt.
• 49:16
  I accidentally watched like two minutes of her match trying to figure out where the real Chico was.
• 49:23
  Yeah, she was a little bit earlier on the show.
• 49:26
  Yeah, but she's a tall Japanese woman.
• 49:28
  I'm I'm shocked that you're you're not more into Pika.
• 49:32
  Yeah, yeah.
• 49:32
  Yeah, that that makes sense.
• 49:34
  That makes sense.
• 49:36
  Just know from her other work.
• 49:37
  Yeah, totally.
• 49:38
  Totally.
• 49:40
  but yeah, that was that was about it for the most part.
• 49:42
  Um I watched some other shit, and really worth talking.
• 49:45
  Oh, Dice I watched no the other one the other match that I watched uh before I hopped on this call.
• 49:51
  was um from the D D T show uh I think two nights ago.
• 49:55
  I did not watch the main event, which was apparently Mao and Chris Brooks going for thirty two minutes.
• 50:00
  So
• 50:01
  a half hour.
• 50:02
  I I saw that uh yeah, that's nuts.
• 50:06
  I mean bise bisexuals with autism needs something, I guess, to keep themselves interested.
• 50:11
  Um but I did watch the Zack Sabre Jr.
• 50:14
  and Shinyeoki match, which was fun.
• 50:17
  I I think that it started off like much more like a Zack Sabre Jr.
• 50:20
  match than you'd want it to be and probably ended up being more that more of a Zack Saber Jr.
• 50:27
  match than a Shinyeoki match.
• 50:28
  But I I it's still enjoyable.
• 50:29
  Shinya's like just such a fucking blast.
• 50:32
  He does like
• 50:33
  He does a Tope suicida midway through the match.
• 50:35
  It's just kinda like, bro, what are you doing?
• 50:38
  a top rope, uh top rope knee drop.
• 50:41
  Um yeah, it's not gonna blow you out of the water.
• 50:44
  Um if if you're not a fan of Zach matches, probably not for you, but if you like Shinya, nah, you're not gonna feel your time was wasted quick, too.
• 50:54
  Well yeah, that's that's about it.
• 50:55
  And then just some Sasha Banks and prep for uh Patron Saints.
• 50:59
  Speaking of gay boss.
• 51:01
  Mm-hmm.
• 51:03
  Mm-hmm.
• 51:05
  Mm-hmm.
• 51:06
  Mm-hmm.
• 51:07
  her ass, you know?
• 51:09
  All right.
• 51:12
  Anything else?
• 51:12
  Tanner, I don't wanna ask Tanner because it feels like you watch like a lot of a lot of stuff that makes me really sad.
• 51:19
  So how is Russell Odyssey two, Tanner?
• 51:23
  I don't know what that is.
• 51:27
  It's Pro Wrestling Noah's last show, I believe.
• 51:30
  No, Tanner's always talking about the Fed now.
• 51:33
  He's always like checking out the newest CM Punk matches.
• 51:35
  Okay.
• 51:35
  Not true.
• 51:36
  I
• 51:37
  in a Discord.
• 51:37
  He was just like, What's like the latest and greatest in world wrestling entertainment?
• 51:42
  I literally didn't ask that.
• 51:44
  Jay Uso been anything good lately?
• 51:46
  Ye e
• 51:47
  no, don't you fuck on me, Dan?
• 51:49
  Um No, I I had what was it?
• 51:54
  I think I saw a picture of punk on Reddit, and I'm like, well, this is clearly doctored because this man has gained 30 pounds since the last time I've seen him.
• 52:03
  Um so I w and I was like, Well, I'm kinda I kinda wanna see what Sammy's up to because they've given him the belt twice this year.
• 52:12
  So I was like, okay, I'll I'll watch like this random house show match.
• 52:16
  And yeah, Punk has gained like 30 pounds since the last time I seen him.
• 52:18
  Uh but I I'm so I did watch the Chad Gable match from last week, the house show match, and it's good, but I don't think it was good because of Punk.
• 52:30
  I d I just I don't know.
• 52:31
  It's kind of sad at the like watching him.
• 52:34
  Like I mean, he's still fine.
• 52:37
  Like it I mean in the WWE, he's probably still like one of their top five guys, but like in the
• 52:44
  broader picture of wrestling around the world, like I he if he makes my one hundred, it's gonna be like bottom five.
• 52:52
  Like he he just like he can still be fun and he like the volume's probably there, but he just doesn't have anything like crazy good.
• 53:04
  I'll never know.
• 53:06
  Now Semi Zayn, he's had pretty good year.
• 53:09
  He'll make my one hundred.
• 53:13
  I'm also trying to artificially pump Sami Zayn stocks because I'm collecting his cards.
• 53:21
  Well, this is this is one way to help it.
• 53:23
  What if you killed him?
• 53:26
  Well uh
• 53:28
  Didn't help Robert.
• 53:32
  I will say, uh if you're currently sitting on autograph pock AEW cards, they are selling for a shit ton on eBay because I did look the other day.
• 53:41
  Um
• 53:42
  Let me tell ya, that hall of fame, what a disaster.
• 53:49
  You mean this one?
• 53:50
  This Hall of Fame?
• 53:51
  Yeah, that was not great.
• 53:52
  Not great.
• 53:53
  One correct, Dan.
• 53:55
  You bastardized it by electing nominating Hashimoto.
• 54:02
  They didn't let me nominate you, Tanner.
• 54:03
  That's what happened.
• 54:04
  That's what we're all upset about.
• 54:05
  What are you saying, Sam?
• 54:06
  It's your fault that Hashimoto got in and McFoley didn't.
• 54:11
  Who did you nominate right before Hashimoto?
• 54:14
  It was somebody real.
• 54:16
  Rover.
• 54:17
  No.
• 54:18
  Um, I I don't know.
• 54:20
  Where's where where did we keep this?
• 54:22
  Oh yeah, and people were racist.
• 54:25
  Racist people.
• 54:28
  Well only like six people have ever watched Puerto Rico wrestling, so
• 54:33
  Three of them are penned.
• 54:35
  Yeah, and two of are Dylan on the WKO forums fifteen years ago.
• 54:45
  shit.
• 54:45
  Whoa.
• 54:49
  He's getting l oh.
• 54:51
  type of castle freak going on here.
• 54:55
  Hmm.
• 54:55
  This is this is where the g movie gets good.
• 55:01
  Not not that you needed me to tell ya.
• 55:04
  Yeah, that's how you know it's getting good.
• 55:06
  Yep.
• 55:07
  Oh.
• 55:07
  Whoa.
• 55:11
  What do you think's in that bottle?
• 55:14
  Hum.
• 55:16
  Hum?
• 55:17
  Fine Italian cum.
• 55:18
  Yeah.
• 55:19
  No hey, no such thing.
• 55:22
  Okay, okay, okay.
• 55:25
  That's racist against Italians.
• 55:26
  did I the amount of the amount of mm
• 55:36
  Yeah.
• 55:37
  It's getting freaky.
• 55:40
  Can you imagine your feet being that dirty?
• 55:44
  My wife says my feet are that dirty.
• 55:47
  Wow, that's crazy, yeah.
• 55:48
  That's something I would have never said.
• 55:50
  I walk around I walk around barefoot a lot, if I'm being totally honest.
• 55:53
  same.
• 55:54
  Same.
• 55:54
  You're a fucking real estate agent.
• 55:57
  Well, I mean, I I don't like go into strangers' houses with them.
• 56:00
  Like in my house, if I want to go to my garage right now, I'm probably not putting shoes on, if I'm being honest.
• 56:04
  your own house, of course you're barefoot.
• 56:05
  If you wear shoes in your house, you're a fucking freak.
• 56:08
  Uh what are we talking about?
• 56:09
  not gonna put I'm not gonna put shoes on every time I go outside.
• 56:11
  Yeah, yeah, in the vicinity of your own home, yeah, that's the normal thing to do.
• 56:16
  Okay, what I'm just saying.
• 56:18
  Because you can't say, Oh, I don't ever wear shoes.
• 56:21
  Except every time I leave the house.
• 56:24
  What are we talking about?
• 56:26
  Whoa, whoa, everyone shut up.
• 56:28
  sh don't sh sh three that That's too much.
• 56:33
  That's that's too much.
• 56:36
  about your feet.
• 56:37
  This is the perfect time to talk about your feet actually.
• 56:39
  We've talked a lot about feet this episode.
• 56:42
  Let's keep it up.
• 56:43
  off on airplanes because of Tanner.
• 56:45
  That's awesome.
• 56:46
  I love that.
• 56:47
  That is fantastic.
• 56:47
  Whoa, full blood Nah, see, nah, if you pay attention if you paid attention Not every week, just w once a month, once a month.
• 56:57
  Um once a month, once a month.
• 56:59
  It's pretty good.
• 57:00
  It's pretty good.
• 57:01
  This is what happens when you leave and don't listen.
• 57:03
  Um you you miss out on
• 57:05
  sometimes, I just I d I no I I legitimately do listen to most of them.
• 57:12
  I can't you can't enjoy this because you know he's committing adultery right now.
• 57:16
  You know?
• 57:16
  And I like infidelity, like terrible.
• 57:20
  No, Jeffrey Combs.
• 57:22
  okay.
• 57:24
  Yeah, that's a fair point.
• 57:25
  That's a fair point.
• 57:28
  I don't think so.
• 57:29
  uh There's not been a person of this race in the movie thus far, and now you're like, hey, is that his is that his wife?
• 57:38
  No
• 57:38
  do it.
• 57:40
  Shoes off, pants on.
• 57:43
  Just unzipped and let it hang?
• 57:46
  I love that.
• 57:47
  Take off your shoes.
• 57:51
  My God, didn't even take the damn sports coat off.
• 57:55
  I mean he came you know, I mean he didn't seem like he could really last all that line long.
• 58:00
  dog.
• 58:00
  What do you expect?
• 58:01
  Getting it on in Castle Favor every second.
• 58:06
  Come on.
• 58:10
  I know exactly what the plot of this movie is.
• 58:12
  I I was very informed that this guy was married.
• 58:17
  The Barbara Crampton.
• 58:19
  shit.
• 58:20
  too much into the personal lives of the characters on screen.
• 58:25
  Hm.
• 58:26
  How polite of you.
• 58:29
  Yeah.
• 58:31
  Got Got
• 58:37
  J I know we're being silent here, but there is no more sex happening currently.
• 58:40
  Just to clear the air.
• 58:41
  to find the name of that woman with the bush but I can't can't track her down.
• 58:45
  god
• 58:46
  you don't gotta do it's it's pl we're in Plex.
• 58:49
  We don't even have to do all that.
• 58:50
  Hold on one second.
• 58:51
  Hang tight.
• 58:51
  Yeah.
• 58:51
  Yeah, there you go, yeah, there it is.
• 58:55
  There it is.
• 58:56
  Google and it's gonna be a lot.
• 58:58
  Give me a lot to deal with.
• 59:00
  I've got a lot to work with here.
• 59:02
  scene that we're about to witness here.
• 59:04
  So really gotta
• 59:06
  Sam, have you watched this movie or are you like guessing?
• 59:09
  That's a really good guess.
• 59:11
  Yeah.
• 59:11
  bit of both.
• 59:12
  A little bit of both.
• 59:14
  Okay.
• 59:14
  Interesting.
• 59:14
  I don't know what that means.
• 59:18
  So what's the big top t oh, has Tanner answered the question about what wrestling he's watched?
• 59:22
  Is it just a lot of CM Punk?
• 59:24
  just CM Punk, every match CM Punk's ever had.
• 59:27
  D no, that's not true.
• 59:28
  I haven't really watched that much in the past like
• 59:30
  H is booking he's watching.
• 59:32
  Yeah.
• 59:33
  Uh no, I haven't really watched that much in the past month, besides that and I went on uh Antonio Honda bench like in September.
• 59:45
  That's about it.
• 59:49
  yeah.
• 59:51
  Um
• 59:52
  like crazy exciting, unfortunately.
• 59:58
  No that's fair.
• 1:00:02
  Well, Tater, can you uh how's uh funk and fall going?
• 1:00:05
  You wanna update the listeners?
• 1:00:06
  Oh yeah.
• 1:00:07
  Uh hey, it's going great.
• 1:00:10
  Um Yeah, I'm uh well not a funk and fall piece, I know that.
• 1:00:24
  but
• 1:00:25
  that.
• 1:00:26
  Die on the spot.
• 1:00:27
  Oh,
• 1:00:29
  Is he floating?
• 1:00:32
  I take it back, I think this guy is kinda handsome in like an ugly way.
• 1:00:35
  Yeah, you get it.
• 1:00:37
  the scene at the dinner table when he was talking to that old woman, I was like, this doesn't even look like the same guy.
• 1:00:44
  Grows on ya.
• 1:00:46
  This guy with the unibrow doesn't grow on ya.
• 1:00:49
  That's crazy.
• 1:00:50
  That's a crazy way to find out that your husband's sheen on you is that the w woman was eaten by a castle freak.
• 1:00:59
  Also, why would you describe him as the guy with the unibrow when he's bald?
• 1:01:04
  What the fuck does that mean?
• 1:01:07
  What the fuck does that mean?
• 1:01:08
  I feel like I noticed bald before Unibra, you know?
• 1:01:11
  He yeah, he's clearly fucking bald under there.
• 1:01:15
  That's definitely true.
• 1:01:18
  he might have a nice little little tape taper going on.
• 1:01:21
  Taper fade.
• 1:01:22
  way.
• 1:01:22
  In nineteen ninety five?
• 1:01:23
  No way.
• 1:01:25
  Well man, I'm fuck out of here with that.
• 1:01:27
  You know how many Italians had tape of fades nineteen ninety five?
• 1:01:30
  I probably was one.
• 1:01:32
  Yes.
• 1:01:33
  uh
• 1:01:36
  I don't know if that's true.
• 1:01:37
  I don't
• 1:01:38
  he's as wide as they come.
• 1:01:40
  Uh also um look at the back of his head.
• 1:01:42
  Tell me that man ain't fucking bald.
• 1:01:44
  L listen to all the name listen to all the names of this movie.
• 1:01:46
  It's uh Rafaela, Luca, Massimo.
• 1:01:51
  Spaniards.
• 1:01:54
  Ukrainians, Kazakhstanis.
• 1:01:57
  Don't don't get political with me.
• 1:02:00
  Not tonight of all nights.
• 1:02:02
  not to die fall nights.
• 1:02:07
  They didn't k hey.
• 1:02:08
  They didn't eat her.
• 1:02:10
  Dan, do any parlay in for the elections?
• 1:02:12
  Uh right now I'm saying too close to call.
• 1:02:16
  Ha ha.
• 1:02:16
  do we have any polymarket affiliate links or anything we want to give out?
• 1:02:22
  Underwear code?
• 1:02:23
  I really I really should have reached out to Orchid about this Paxton Tal Rico because Paxton was so low on Calci I had to buy them.
• 1:02:33
  Yeah.
• 1:02:33
  That's that's crazy.
• 1:02:36
  That's crazy.
• 1:02:38
  That's crazy.
• 1:02:39
  What odds were you getting on it?
• 1:02:40
  I didn't really buy he was he was down to twenty nine cents, which is crazy.
• 1:02:44
  But
• 1:02:44
  Mm.
• 1:02:47
  so Calci does actually work like to the stock.
• 1:02:49
  Like you're actually buying it at a price.
• 1:02:51
  That's crazy.
• 1:02:54
  That's crazy.
• 1:02:55
  polymarket.
• 1:02:56
  the sports betting like laws in other states.
• 1:03:00
  Yeah, no, that's that's how it's that how is that's how it is in Texas, but like I I put a bet in like a n like normal and then it tells me like how much how many shares I'm buying
• 1:03:09
  for w whatever price.
• 1:03:12
  It's great.
• 1:03:13
  I love it that way.
• 1:03:14
  It's just like it's just like, you know, gambling gambling the w you know, the good old fashioned way.
• 1:03:21
  Yeah, you used to go down to the bookie and he'd tell you how many shares you get.
• 1:03:25
  Yeah.
• 1:03:28
  Ooh.
• 1:03:32
  There is some interesting definition on this in the Yeah!
• 1:03:36
  yeah oh hell yeah let's fucking go let's go sis all right shows gonna fuck that fucking castle freak that's crazy
• 1:03:45
  here, if you couldn't tell, is he has no dick to jerk.
• 1:03:49
  So she was sh she was trying to get out of this by just giving him the old herky jerky here and nothing to nothing nothing to nothing to herky or jerky.
• 1:04:05
  The Herky Jerky.
• 1:04:08
  God damn.
• 1:04:13
  Anytime either one of you are in this podcast, I have to really like lock in when it comes to episode titles.
• 1:04:20
  This is this has been a lot of work for me.
• 1:04:22
  I'm basically just in admin mode tonight.
• 1:04:26
  Basically.
• 1:04:31
  Wow, she's he's still gonna yo, this castle freak's still gonna try to get toppy.
• 1:04:35
  okay.
• 1:04:35
  I thought I thought he was going a different direction.
• 1:04:36
  Oh I was gonna fuck, wait, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh shit.
• 1:04:40
  The audio on this g hold on one second.
• 1:04:42
  What's it?
• 1:04:43
  choking.
• 1:04:43
  up the audio.
• 1:04:51
  Yeah.
• 1:04:53
  Oh god.
• 1:04:56
  Yo, those Italians be crazy in the bedroom.
• 1:05:00
  Does not match my experience growing up in Sten Island.
• 1:05:03
  Not that freaky at least.
• 1:05:06
  You got like this real family drama going on and mixed to the f castle freak as well.
• 1:05:12
  This is a
• 1:05:13
  Daughter's trying to save the parents' marriage.
• 1:05:15
  It's beautiful.
• 1:05:16
  Giovanni.
• 1:05:17
  Humans are the real freaks, you know?
• 1:05:19
  Maybe it is.
• 1:05:20
  Maybe it is.
• 1:05:21
  They've been sp
• 1:05:22
  sixty minutes in.
• 1:05:24
  sorry it's not called a cazzo Lafrica, you know, how am I supposed to fucking know?
• 1:05:29
  Do you speak Italian?
• 1:05:30
  Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Yep.
• 1:05:33
  Yep.
• 1:05:34
  Yep.
• 1:05:35
  Proshu to
• 1:05:39
  I that's good.
• 1:05:39
  That's pretty good.
• 1:05:43
  Uh I'm dying on the inside.
• 1:05:49
  should we get the questions?
• 1:05:50
  well we big time.
• 1:05:54
  Since our last episode, 1981 and 1982 have both gone up.
• 1:05:58
  That's uh I wish I knew who that was by good people, good folks all around.
• 1:06:04
  I had it up, but I guess I closed the okay.
• 1:06:07
  1981 was John Langmead, and 1982 was, of course, Porick.
• 1:06:11
  It's a Poric Corner.
• 1:06:12
  Um, if you listen to this on Wednesday, we have 1983, forever and ever going up.
• 1:06:21
  By Ian Douglas.
• 1:06:26
  Stuff all around.
• 1:06:30
  I had a piece go up about Le Petit Prince.
• 1:06:33
  some of the notes I've gotten so far is someone explaining to me that Le Petit Prince Le Grand Career, not for really French, which I knew.
• 1:06:41
  Ha ha.
• 1:06:42
  And then also someone has sent me what a stone is because I say, How could you ever know what a stone weighs?
• 1:06:47
  That so that so that I think I thought they said twelve, but I don't really remember.
• 1:06:54
  Let me see.
• 1:06:56
  I got the DM right here.
• 1:07:01
  It's not loading, but you get it.
• 1:07:02
  is is this guy up for like being is he is he is is on the ballot?
• 1:07:09
  I just listened to I listened to Dave talk to two fourteen pounds.
• 1:07:14
  Okay, good.
• 1:07:14
  I l I listened to Dave talk to two dudes about uh at European cases on the ballot, and they didn't say a single fucking thing about wrestling the entire time.
• 1:07:22
  They're just talking about draw.
• 1:07:25
  it was one of the most painful fucking listening experiences I've I've ever participated in.
• 1:07:29
  ah
• 1:07:30
  nominate him for the real Hall of Fame, the one with Shinya, Hashimoto, and Noel Robert.
• 1:07:34
  Fuck yeah.
• 1:07:35
  The real Hall of Fame.
• 1:07:37
  Don't worry, I'll get rovered in next time.
• 1:07:40
  He's not eligible next time.
• 1:07:41
  You don't know the rules to our own Hall of Fame.
• 1:07:43
  on, get together.
• 1:07:44
  rules.
• 1:07:45
  I thought I thought you could I thought uh you could fail twice in a row.
• 1:07:49
  your
• 1:07:58
  So that's our big top.
• 1:08:00
  Awesome.
• 1:08:01
  Having into questions.
• 1:08:04
  Read and weep.
• 1:08:08
  Not a lot of questions this week.
• 1:08:10
  No, which is funny because people were begging for questions.
• 1:08:14
  I think maybe you guys came on too strong.
• 1:08:17
  I didn't ask for any.
• 1:08:20
  Question for the pod, what is real emo?
• 1:08:25
  Dan, I'll let you take this one.
• 1:08:27
  Yeah.
• 1:08:27
  uh
• 1:08:30
  Shit.
• 1:08:30
  All right.
• 1:08:31
  Uh but okay.
• 1:08:33
  he's not he's not on this I I want your answer to to what is real emo.
• 1:08:38
  Question, what is real email is very easy.
• 1:08:40
  Anything that came out before 2007.
• 1:08:45
  Perfect.
• 1:08:45
  Any email that came out after that is not real email.
• 1:08:48
  what about email that came out in two thousand seven?
• 1:08:52
  I pr it's on the line off the I need a case by case basis.
• 1:08:55
  Infinity on High, the Fallout Boy album.
• 1:08:57
  why you ti Yeah, you picking two thousand seven for for like Fallout Boy specific purposes or or Mike on my phone?
• 1:09:06
  that I mean I you know what that is actually a fair answer though, is like the year I graduated high school, like might be like
• 1:09:12
  I nothing could be real emo to me after I'm an adult.
• 1:09:17
  I have to go to the fucking mines.
• 1:09:19
  by that set now, because I think that argument falls apart because I didn't graduate till twenty fourteen.
• 1:09:25
  And there's so much uh that makes you old because I am 30, by the way.
• 1:09:30
  uh yeah.
• 1:09:34
  Um I there's just nothing emo two thousand seven's probably good, but I I I draw the line at the graduated from high school bit.
• 1:09:46
  'Cause I don't think there's any real emo between oh seven and twenty fourteen.
• 1:09:49
  Holy shit.
• 1:09:53
  Sh she's on her period.
• 1:09:54
  he's doing some himself like a time right now.
• 1:09:58
  Yeah.
• 1:10:00
  He's supporting women.
• 1:10:01
  'Cause she's on her period.
• 1:10:04
  We're all thinking it.
• 1:10:05
  I think I think there there was there's some pretty decent fucking like like third wave emo in the in the 2010s like a like a decent chunk of it.
• 1:10:14
  I don't really know if I know what the I mean like it like my answers is like probably like Nick Drake.
• 1:10:19
  Like I'm I'm I'm fucked up when it comes to emo.
• 1:10:21
  Like if you haven't killed yourself like I don't fucking care.
• 1:10:24
  Um or
• 1:10:25
  emo, w no one talked about danger days last week.
• 1:10:30
  What's up that?
• 1:10:32
  I dig that album a lot.
• 1:10:35
  Come on.
• 1:10:36
  I love that for you.
• 1:10:41
  Oh man, that was after two thousand and seven though.
• 1:10:44
  So obviously, you know, emo emo was dead.
• 1:10:47
  Huh.
• 1:10:51
  I didn't graduate high school 'til twenty eleven, so
• 1:10:54
  Okay.
• 1:10:54
  Well any any definition that that means modern baseball isn't really Mo I'm on board.
• 1:11:00
  You g I'm gonna fucking kill you.
• 1:11:05
  I got a modern baseball tattoo.
• 1:11:06
  Stick and poke no less.
• 1:11:08
  Exactly.
• 1:11:10
  No.
• 1:11:14
  I got a fucking I got a money ball tattoo.
• 1:11:16
  That'd be sick.
• 1:11:22
  Fuck.
• 1:11:23
  Those are the sexiest fuck.
• 1:11:25
  That's really good.
• 1:11:26
  Yeah.
• 1:11:28
  Yes, I guess I could ask more questions.
• 1:11:30
  Uh Q for the pink.
• 1:11:34
  Which current WK21 book performer would have made the worst romantic match for Carol Seaver on Growing Pains?
• 1:11:42
  Hold on, I feel like we're missing a bunch of questions.
• 1:11:46
  That was asked like today, was it not?
• 1:11:48
  I think that w yeah, we'll get to those.
• 1:11:50
  I think that Orchid threw this question in here, but then Sam went and got all the other ones.
• 1:11:55
  okay, okay.
• 1:11:55
  Um, I don't understand the question.
• 1:11:57
  Bad question, Skip.
• 1:11:58
  Wrestle Kingdom.
• 1:11:59
  You do not get to say skip.
• 1:12:01
  Sorry.
• 1:12:02
  Um stop buying couches, then you could start saying skip.
• 1:12:05
  Um Wrestle Kingdom 21.
• 1:12:08
  That's that was what the question is.
• 1:12:09
  And if you don't know who those people are, you gotta pretend.
• 1:12:12
  I don't know.
• 1:12:13
  You have fucking Google.
• 1:12:14
  There would have been 2027, so that's right now.
• 1:12:17
  Who's the book for it?
• 1:12:19
  Rowe, MJF, Yo Show Shingo Takagi, John Boxley, Will Osprey, Calum Newman, Yoda Suji, Kenny Amanda.
• 1:12:26
  Who is um who's getting walked around on a leash currently?
• 1:12:31
  Me, in a way.
• 1:12:33
  I guess in New Japan, I should say.
• 1:12:36
  that would have been a that's uh the y uh showda umina.
• 1:12:40
  Okay.
• 1:12:41
  I think Shoda is my answer because I think Carol needs a more dominant lover.
• 1:12:44
  But he's done on the card.
• 1:12:46
  My God, I I can't be bothered with that.
• 1:12:49
  Yeah.
• 1:12:54
  I think it's a good answer.
• 1:12:55
  We could we could move on.
• 1:12:56
  Okay.
• 1:12:57
  Who asked that by the way?
• 1:13:00
  Marlowe.
• 1:13:01
  yeah, the the fucking freak who put MJF number one on his um GWE ballot.
• 1:13:07
  I love that guy.
• 1:13:08
  You know, I respect that move more and more every day.
• 1:13:11
  A great model for Jewish for young Jewish men.
• 1:13:15
  A great role model for young Jewish men.
• 1:13:16
  I'll never forgot that.
• 1:13:18
  People used to say that about you, Tanner.
• 1:13:20
  You fell off
• 1:13:21
  Yeah, I got uncircumcised.
• 1:13:24
  Oh shit.
• 1:13:26
  That sounds rough.
• 1:13:27
  Yeah, I gotta put back on.
• 1:13:30
  They don't put you under for that, they wake you up.
• 1:13:33
  Yeah, and it's not even at the doctor.
• 1:13:36
  that was at my house.
• 1:13:41
  Um, Q for the P did you have a fun time with the episode this episode?
• 1:13:44
  I hope you did.
• 1:13:48
  Mix mixed bag.
• 1:13:50
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:13:51
  My head is pounding.
• 1:13:53
  I'm having a great time.
• 1:13:55
  Is there a kid in that coffin?
• 1:13:56
  That's a kid's coffin.
• 1:13:57
  really you got all all the answers you could want.
• 1:14:00
  I'm standing here by the big board.
• 1:14:03
  There's no one in there.
• 1:14:09
  d nope.
• 1:14:11
  Nope, there you go.
• 1:14:13
  Asked answered.
• 1:14:17
  All right, it seems like a lot of these people are calling uh North Carolina for Roy Cooper.
• 1:14:21
  I'm not sold yet.
• 1:14:22
  Stay in line.
• 1:14:26
  If you're hey, if you're listening to this on Wednesday and if you're still in line, stay in line.
• 1:14:30
  Do you ha you have to vote if you're in line.
• 1:14:33
  They can't make you leave ever.
• 1:14:36
  you leave ever.
• 1:14:37
  You could stay there.
• 1:14:37
  You could stay there all day.
• 1:14:39
  And your work legally has to pay you while you're there.
• 1:14:43
  They took it out of the schools so you could stay at the churches and the senior centers where they're at now all day.
• 1:14:53
  All Dan, hit us with another question.
• 1:14:55
  Cue for the don't I was gonna Q for the Orchid and others I suppose.
• 1:15:01
  Which wrestlers do you wanna see John Moxley kiss kiss next year?
• 1:15:05
  There's that guy in D D T, um, with the pompadour, um and the huge tits, um, who does that very strange kick when he gets into the ring.
• 1:15:16
  Um that's that's who I I want to see him kiss next year.
• 1:15:21
  What about you, Sam?
• 1:15:22
  Who do want to see John Mosley kiss next year?
• 1:15:26
  You.
• 1:15:27
  the guy hey, hey, by the way.
• 1:15:29
  said ooh and I was like, okay, don't be homophobic.
• 1:15:31
  What's happening?
• 1:15:32
  fucking bald.
• 1:15:35
  He is!
• 1:15:35
  He's bald!
• 1:15:39
  This is This is this is the second time in three days I had to eat my eat shit on trying to run Tanner through the ringer.
• 1:15:49
  Lit literally the baldest guy I've ever seen.
• 1:15:52
  That two that two months before Christmas one, that was fucking that was brilliant.
• 1:15:56
  You I I was like fully on board supporting everybody, just dragging you through the fucking mud, and then you were like, What exactly is four weeks from today?
• 1:16:04
  I was like, fuck got my ass.
• 1:16:07
  Hey, hey.
• 1:16:11
  I got my calendar out.
• 1:16:12
  I was counting like a motherfucker.
• 1:16:13
  That was crazy.
• 1:16:14
  Good work, bro.
• 1:16:15
  Hey, no problem.
• 1:16:16
  the big top.
• 1:16:17
  How many days are in a month?
• 1:16:19
  Ha ha ha ha.
• 1:16:21
  At least twenty eight.
• 1:16:27
  Depends on who's asking.
• 1:16:30
  Big tops closed.
• 1:16:32
  Question for the podcast.
• 1:16:33
  Who's your favorite character in Twin Peaks?
• 1:16:37
  Never seen it.
• 1:16:38
  I'm the judge.
• 1:16:43
  Orchid?
• 1:16:44
  This is such a difficult question.
• 1:16:46
  I I'd I I mean they're all I mean I I always I I go log lady every day of the week.
• 1:16:53
  I identify with her.
• 1:16:55
  waitress at Twin Peaks, it's Crystal.
• 1:16:59
  She's great.
• 1:17:00
  Q for the P, why was this is we gotta get into this.
• 1:17:04
  This is big.
• 1:17:05
  Why was VP updates taken away from us?
• 1:17:07
  What happened?
• 1:17:09
  Yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Hey, yeah, that'd be awesome.
• 1:17:13
  I'm gonna c
• 1:17:14
  seem to have taken blame for it.
• 1:17:16
  What were you doing?
• 1:17:17
  I last night, um like right when I was like digging into some French fries at about eleven o'clock at night after watching two episodes of NXT you know, living a dream
• 1:17:29
  saying to me?
• 1:17:30
  Come up, Brian, what are we watching?
• 1:17:33
  I reached into my pocket, I pulled out my phone.
• 1:17:35
  I realized that I was like on uh like I I pocket thing all the time, like on Discord.
• 1:17:42
  I've invited multiple people in the server to the observer Discord, but at yeah, at one point I pulled out my phone and I realized that like I was like knee deep in in the
• 1:17:51
  settings tab.
• 1:17:52
  Um and then I put my phone away and when I opened up my phone it said that the VP updates was hidden.
• 1:17:58
  So I think that I think you could safely assume that it was my my um
• 1:18:03
  I I I bought very slutty shorts recently.
• 1:18:05
  They're four four and a half inch in seam.
• 1:18:07
  so I think that's probably has something to do with it.
• 1:18:09
  That's nothing.
• 1:18:11
  You're going shorter than four and a half?
• 1:18:13
  No, but yeah.
• 1:18:19
  I'm just going shortless, yeah.
• 1:18:20
  I'm just whole hog out.
• 1:18:21
  Um
• 1:18:22
  four and a half inch seams for husky men, let me know.
• 1:18:25
  My w my wife would like me to wear those.
• 1:18:27
  I wouldn't I would love
• 1:18:28
  uh Jinko's on you.
• 1:18:30
  Boom.
• 1:18:32
  Now did your wife like the wing stop Sam?
• 1:18:35
  I gotta be honest with you, she wasn't a huge fan.
• 1:18:39
  One, she wouldn't look at me while I was eating the ranch.
• 1:18:42
  She's not a ranch woman.
• 1:18:43
  Uh but
• 1:18:45
  cheese at Wingstop, everybody knows that.
• 1:18:47
  That's not what everyone knows.
• 1:18:49
  Anyway, I but I I dipped the wing full like my fingers touched the ranch, went all the way through.
• 1:18:56
  She didn't she did not like that at all.
• 1:19:00
  She ne
• 1:19:00
  She liked it sounds like she would have liked any wing with the way you were going about this.
• 1:19:04
  Wait, d wait, you dip the sour patch you dip the sour patch wing in ranch?
• 1:19:10
  no, no, no.
• 1:19:11
  Just a buffalo wing.
• 1:19:13
  I sorry, I it's good?
• 1:19:15
  it's kinda a little bit, I'm not gonna lie, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit.
• 1:19:19
  My gay boss said the same thing.
• 1:19:22
  I just raw dogged the Starpatch wing.
• 1:19:25
  be a raw it was already so fucking wet.
• 1:19:29
  Mm.
• 1:19:29
  my god, you guys are really selling me on it.
• 1:19:32
  It's s it's has such a good zing, like, wow.
• 1:19:35
  waiting at the Capitol for you tomorrow, buddy.
• 1:19:37
  Yeah.
• 1:19:38
  to the capital if these fucking results keep coming in like this.
• 1:19:42
  Hey, can I just say that the Brett Lauderdale uh tweet has been shared for a third time in the same fucking channel on the Discord?
• 1:19:53
  What what should we we sh
• 1:19:56
  you, Katie Parker73505 for making it three for three.
• 1:20:02
  Fuck.
• 1:20:03
  Hold on, hold on.
• 1:20:04
  I just posted an update.
• 1:20:06
  Shut up.
• 1:20:07
  Rotten hell.
• 1:20:08
  Rotten hell.
• 1:20:14
  my god.
• 1:20:15
  How many how many people uh wow that dude in Texas actually won?
• 1:20:21
  Wow, that's crazy.
• 1:20:22
  How many people in our Discord do you think uh is like mad about the results tonight?
• 1:20:29
  Besides me?
• 1:20:31
  Oh, okay.
• 1:20:34
  I don't know, but I did just have a new hashtag come across my desk here, guys.
• 1:20:37
  It's hashtag sell Haley Stevens in the white slavery.
• 1:20:41
  And I just
• 1:20:43
  Okay.
• 1:20:45
  I just say election night is going pretty good.
• 1:20:47
  on it.
• 1:20:51
  All right, I had to retweet Brett from the VP account and now I'm good to go.
• 1:20:58
  Um follow-up question for the podcast.
• 1:21:01
  If violent people were was remaking Twin Peaks, who would you cast as yourselves as?
• 1:21:06
  Feel free to cast other people in Discord if you want to.
• 1:21:09
  I don't like when people tell me to feel free to do something.
• 1:21:11
  Like, yeah, this is my podcast.
• 1:21:14
  Yeah, we don't even have to read the fucking question.
• 1:21:17
  I'm David Lynch, obviously.
• 1:21:19
  This is how I know I'm podcasting with men.
• 1:21:26
  I don't know.
• 1:21:28
  Y'all remember the Psych Twin Peaks episode?
• 1:21:32
  Dan?
• 1:21:32
  Uh, if they're psychic, of course.
• 1:21:40
  Y'all remember the USA network rap with the with the site guys and Big Show was in it?
• 1:21:48
  No you lost me there.
• 1:21:49
  I don't remember the rap.
• 1:21:50
  yeah, there was a rap Yeah, no, they literally sing about burn notice.
• 1:21:55
  They say, I got my burn notice, I got my white collar.
• 1:21:58
  If you a you a if you a USA boy say holler, they used to play it during every commercial break on Raw, like fifteen years ago.
• 1:22:07
  f no, that's bad.
• 1:22:08
  ah that d that no, that's not good.
• 1:22:13
  I don't love this.
• 1:22:15
  The vibes aren't great.
• 1:22:18
  No, no, no, no, no, freaky, don't be this bad.
• 1:22:22
  minutes left in the movie, is there not?
• 1:22:24
  Oh.
• 1:22:26
  I thought this I thought this was like the end.
• 1:22:28
  Got her.
• 1:22:35
  Sam, uh are you excited about Jalen Brunson playing a detective on special victims unit?
• 1:22:40
  Or Lauren Order SV?
• 1:22:41
  that's messed up.
• 1:22:42
  They should have said and played Jalen Brunson.
• 1:22:43
  I think that's the obvious move.
• 1:22:45
  Well, I think he is, he but they also made him a cop for winning the championship.
• 1:22:50
  I like no, no, now you got me back in.
• 1:22:52
  That's great.
• 1:22:53
  Okay, I'm back.
• 1:22:54
  just I mean that's the obvious way you play that.
• 1:22:58
  He's just detective Jalen Brunson, right?
• 1:23:01
  I think yeah, I think that
• 1:23:03
  and he's like, Guys, I gotta go tip office soon.
• 1:23:05
  Dude, he's fucking dribbling the basketball.
• 1:23:09
  Like in an interrogation.
• 1:23:10
  This is in the figure eight.
• 1:23:13
  police uniform is tear away.
• 1:23:17
  No, I would love if they have him like in a rec league game.
• 1:23:20
  Uh cops versus firefighters.
• 1:23:24
  Like that's just
• 1:23:26
  fucking rescue me, like season one to rescue me.
• 1:23:28
  That'd be fucking sick.
• 1:23:29
  Get Jalen Brunson playing hockey.
• 1:23:32
  Mm, a sport he doesn't play.
• 1:23:33
  basketball sport would actually be funny, yes.
• 1:23:35
  let the fans I gotta let the listeners know.
• 1:23:37
  I lied.
• 1:23:37
  I did start watching Fire Country.
• 1:23:40
  Uh
• 1:23:43
  another classic Dan Rice lie.
• 1:23:45
  Ha ha ha.
• 1:23:46
  Sorry, guys.
• 1:23:48
  There just was there was a there was another crossover episode, and I'm like, I gotta, I gotta go back and figure out what's going on with these characters.
• 1:23:54
  Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  We've been re watching Grey's Anatomy in this house.
• 1:23:57
  Let me tell you folks, it does it's not any good.
• 1:24:00
  That show falls off a cliff quick.
• 1:24:02
  me, it's I've been I've been trying to get Sam to know to do a we don't know Grey's Anatomy podcast for like nine years now.
• 1:24:09
  Me three.
• 1:24:10
  Me three.
• 1:24:11
  Hell yeah.
• 1:24:12
  Hell yeah.
• 1:24:14
  Dan, that's that was so funny.
• 1:24:16
  you were gonna say you brought that up because you're like, I'm also making sure I watch every season of Station 19.
• 1:24:24
  There's a lot of there's a lot of crossover episodes there, is all I'm telling you.
• 1:24:27
  Yeah, okay, let me say this.
• 1:24:28
  I'm not watching it.
• 1:24:28
  It's just on while I'm also in the living room.
• 1:24:31
  Now were none of you downtown Abbey watchers.
• 1:24:35
  Mm.
• 1:24:37
  I watched the first season of Downton Abbey.
• 1:24:40
  That's a hate crime we just did there.
• 1:24:41
  after that?
• 1:24:41
  He's Italian.
• 1:24:44
  Sam say more.
• 1:24:46
  Sam says it's a hate crime because he's a cop.
• 1:24:49
  Oh, yeah, good point.
• 1:24:51
  Good point.
• 1:24:51
  'cause he's bald.
• 1:24:55
  I bet you know, a lot of people don't know this, but the ROH hat that Sam used to always wear on the backside of it was was the Blue Lives Matter.
• 1:25:04
  Sa Sam was actually a a pioneer of that.
• 1:25:08
  They don't make hats like that anymore.
• 1:25:11
  They don't they don't make wrestling hats.
• 1:25:14
  Like that anymore.
• 1:25:15
  No.
• 1:25:16
  No, they don't.
• 1:25:17
  I don't believe that.
• 1:25:18
  I remember that WrestleMania weekend we were at Tanner, I bought evolve hat thinking this will replace that and it didn't.
• 1:25:24
  And I was sucked.
• 1:25:26
  Like I had I was like, This is the moment, I'm gonna replace it.
• 1:25:31
  And like it just didn't fit well.
• 1:25:32
  It was sh it was bad.
• 1:25:34
  seeing me in my Evolve wrestling shirt?
• 1:25:37
  And like they they would start to try and talk to me about like whatever current Evolve is?
• 1:25:42
  Like to to be Evolve.
• 1:25:45
  They were so excited.
• 1:25:46
  They said, I've never met someone that watches Evolve.
• 1:25:50
  No, you should have shot them with your gun.
• 1:25:52
  I said you still haven't.
• 1:25:57
  I have to check in with the person I commissioned to do the VP logo that I've been working on.
• 1:26:03
  That would 'cause it would look sick on a snapback.
• 1:26:05
  'Cause we should do hats.
• 1:26:06
  Hat sounds good.
• 1:26:07
  that's the Digimon thing, right?
• 1:26:09
  No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:26:10
  I got I'm cooking up something else.
• 1:26:12
  I'm cooking up something else.
• 1:26:13
  it's it might be burnt.
• 1:26:14
  It's been cooking for a while.
• 1:26:17
  It ha it has.
• 1:26:18
  It has.
• 1:26:18
  It has.
• 1:26:19
  It really has.
• 1:26:20
  I have I've neglected it.
• 1:26:22
  I I sit down on my computer and I'm like, I I can't I can't pay for another revision on this.
• 1:26:27
  Sam, get Ollie on the horn.
• 1:26:29
  revisions are we on?
• 1:26:30
  What are you talking about?
• 1:26:32
  I don't know, like two or three.
• 1:26:33
  I'm I'm I just yeah.
• 1:26:35
  me really worried.
• 1:26:35
  You're like, I've paid for seven revisions.
• 1:26:37
  They're just not getting it right.
• 1:26:38
  fucking letters.
• 1:26:39
  What's so hard?
• 1:26:40
  perfect.
• 1:26:42
  No, it's it's uh yeah, you'll s you'll you'll see.
• 1:26:45
  It it it it
• 1:26:46
  choose, I'm gonna get tattooed in my body.
• 1:26:47
  So I'd like if it was pretty good.
• 1:26:49
  Oh shit I forgot about that.
• 1:26:52
  God damn it, that's so fucking funny.
• 1:26:54
  Dan, are you gonna get that tattoo removed?
• 1:26:57
  No.
• 1:26:58
  my god, this movie.
• 1:26:59
  It It's something.
• 1:27:01
  Dan didn't answer.
• 1:27:02
  Sam and Orchid did, so okay.
• 1:27:04
  Okay.
• 1:27:05
  I I I asked are you gonna are you gonna get the VP logo tattoo removed?
• 1:27:12
  No, why would I do that?
• 1:27:14
  It's a sick logo.
• 1:27:15
  It's not my fault the guy that drew it showed his peen.
• 1:27:19
  and honestly it was a dumb question from me, but
• 1:27:21
  Yeah.
• 1:27:22
  Hey, guess what?
• 1:27:25
  Yeah.
• 1:27:28
  She about to cut her tit off?
• 1:27:31
  No, I'm good.
• 1:27:32
  I'm just hanging out.
• 1:27:33
  Podcasting.
• 1:27:34
  comparison between Ollie and Vincent Van Gogh, but he's pretty fucked up too, and we still like his art.
• 1:27:41
  No, you can't I don't think so.
• 1:27:43
  I don't think so.
• 1:27:45
  between Ollie and Vincent Banco.
• 1:27:48
  What
• 1:27:49
  Vincent Van Oli.
• 1:27:52
  that sounds like a cool skateboarder.
• 1:27:55
  I would obviously I I'd cast I'd cast Nick uh Nick Cage as a in drag for myself for Twin Peaks.
• 1:28:05
  Not to, you know, bring us back to what we were doing.
• 1:28:09
  don't think Nick Cage is in the Discord.
• 1:28:13
  is that it has to be someone no, well he might be.
• 1:28:16
  You don't know that for sure.
• 1:28:17
  And you know I d I don't.
• 1:28:18
  his name is Katie Parker seven three five zero five zero five.
• 1:28:24
  That's crazy to be jumping out of the window with no cock like that.
• 1:28:29
  It's not the sort of thing.
• 1:28:32
  Doesn't seem like jump out of the window attire.
• 1:28:34
  Does.
• 1:28:35
  He does.
• 1:28:36
  Yeah.
• 1:28:37
  Bet it would.
• 1:28:38
  Bet it would.
• 1:28:40
  uh
• 1:28:43
  Oh shit.
• 1:28:47
  Run around just balls balls hanging.
• 1:28:50
  line.
• 1:28:53
  here we go.
• 1:28:53
  This is real easy.
• 1:28:54
  We'll we'll this will we'll blow through this.
• 1:28:55
  Um Q for the P, what's your top 100 movie list?
• 1:29:00
  Alright, that's No.
• 1:29:03
  No thanks.
• 1:29:04
  we had a follow up top one hundred movies to watch while recording an episode.
• 1:29:07
  I know my number one, two, and three.
• 1:29:09
  I mean, number one is Castle Freak with a fucking bullet.
• 1:29:12
  Hey, you would have fucking lost your mind for head of the family, my friend.
• 1:29:16
  Head of the family head of the family was good.
• 1:29:17
  think Tanner could have made it through.
• 1:29:19
  Too impure.
• 1:29:19
  know what?
• 1:29:20
  Next week, head of the family rewatch.
• 1:29:23
  Oh man, there's like parts I didn't pick up.
• 1:29:29
  So so if you're if you want her if you want our schedule for the next two weeks, next week head of the family, the week after, Malcolm X.
• 1:29:37
  And then the next week we're all for Thanksgiving.
• 1:29:41
  No, we're recording on Thanksgiving.
• 1:29:42
  Y'all recording on Thanksgiving Day?
• 1:29:44
  okay.
• 1:29:44
  Bringing the whole family in.
• 1:29:46
  are.
• 1:29:47
  You You and Sam's nieces.
• 1:29:50
  Um
• 1:29:54
  face when I tell her I have to leave Thanksgiving dinner early to do a podcast.
• 1:30:01
  I might ho be hosting Thanksgiving.
• 1:30:03
  I'm really unsure of what the plans are right now.
• 1:30:05
  I'm so sorry for you.
• 1:30:08
  My sister in law just gave birth, so everything revolves around her and I'm like care about other people for for a chance.
• 1:30:16
  How about that?
• 1:30:18
  Sounds it should be at her house.
• 1:30:21
  It's I don't actually want that either 'cause I don't want to go to Boston.
• 1:30:26
  That's like four hours away, five hours away.
• 1:30:28
  Not
• 1:30:29
  city in the continent US.
• 1:30:32
  Well, that seems excessive.
• 1:30:34
  Worse out of the cities I've been to.
• 1:30:38
  no, yeah.
• 1:30:39
  Well same thing.
• 1:30:41
  You've been to Orlando and Tuscaloosa and Boston.
• 1:30:46
  And Gallipur.
• 1:30:47
  Oh, Myrt I'm I'm gonna guess Myrtle Beach.
• 1:30:52
  That's another one that you've been to?
• 1:30:56
  That seems like a real tanner place.
• 1:30:58
  No, I'm not white trash like that, Dan.
• 1:31:01
  K Myrtle Beach.
• 1:31:04
  Yeah, Dan Burg's my type of white trash.
• 1:31:07
  are two those are two sides of the same coin.
• 1:31:11
  They are
• 1:31:12
  Beach are not two sides of the same coin.
• 1:31:14
  go to Gatlinburg and Myrtle Beach, I promise you they are.
• 1:31:17
  No.
• 1:31:18
  No.
• 1:31:19
  I go I go I go to I go to Gulf Shore.
• 1:31:23
  I go to Gulf Shores.
• 1:31:25
  I go to Gulf Shores like a true American.
• 1:31:30
  I'm actually a Hilton head guy now, but like Myrtle Beach and Gatlinberg are exact same th exact same thing.
• 1:31:35
  I would go to Hilton Hood.
• 1:31:36
  Yeah, it's in South Carolina.
• 1:31:38
  Yeah.
• 1:31:41
  I've been dissociating for so long I don't even remember when I started.
• 1:31:46
  What's your favorite part about Metal Beach, Oregon?
• 1:31:47
  the eighties.
• 1:31:49
  Maryland or Florida?
• 1:31:51
  Is there a Myrtle Beach in Maryl Maryland?
• 1:31:53
  There's something in Maryland.
• 1:31:54
  think there's a middle beach in either of the two states you just said.
• 1:31:57
  I think you're thinking of Washington D C.
• 1:31:59
  I am not thinking of Washington D C.
• 1:32:01
  um
• 1:32:02
  DC, I do have an election to call real fast.
• 1:32:04
  Let me get here.
• 1:32:06
  It looks like the Democrats are projected to win control of the US House.
• 1:32:09
  That that can't be right.
• 1:32:11
  I'll I'll check back in.
• 1:32:13
  I was thinking of Ocean City, Maryland.
• 1:32:14
  My bad.
• 1:32:15
  I've never been to Myrtle Beach.
• 1:32:17
  Ocean City's in Jersey.
• 1:32:20
  There's an ocean city in Maryland too.
• 1:32:21
  That's why I got confused.
• 1:32:22
  And there are there are two of them.
• 1:32:24
  Okay.
• 1:32:25
  in a lot of places.
• 1:32:26
  Yeah, I just let you guys know.
• 1:32:30
  Yeah, from The Simpsons.
• 1:32:32
  You heard of it?
• 1:32:34
  Oh man, Darlene Graham lost?
• 1:32:36
  What is going on?
• 1:32:37
  everybody everybody do uh Simpsons character uh impression.
• 1:32:43
  Did you ask this question?
• 1:32:46
  I is it I don't think I'm allowed.
• 1:32:47
  I've watched the documentary said I'm not allowed to do Apu, but I wanna do Apu.
• 1:32:51
  Do not do a foo!
• 1:32:52
  No, no.
• 1:32:53
  Uh no.
• 1:32:56
  Okay.
• 1:32:57
  You know what?
• 1:32:57
  That was a problematic question for me.
• 1:32:59
  I apologize.
• 1:33:00
  took me right up to the edge.
• 1:33:06
  Tears are streaming down my face.
• 1:33:11
  Please let me do a poop, please!
• 1:33:13
  You one racist accent, Tater, please.
• 1:33:16
  please!
• 1:33:18
  Was there ever an Asian character on the Simpsons?
• 1:33:20
  Please let me know!
• 1:33:21
  I was told if I voted blue, I could do the exit.
• 1:33:25
  Everyone said that.
• 1:33:27
  that is true.
• 1:33:28
  Uh with woke two you are allowed to say slurs again.
• 1:33:33
  my god.
• 1:33:33
  Okay.
• 1:33:34
  If
• 1:33:35
  So
• 1:33:37
  If you knew you were gonna have a fight, a randomly selected opponent to the death, but the one advantage you are given is you can choose their profession, what are you choosing?
• 1:33:47
  Real estate agent.
• 1:33:48
  shit.
• 1:33:49
  Yeah.
• 1:33:52
  Tara's calling me out.
• 1:33:59
  Uh
• 1:34:00
  I would say if I had to choose, I would do someone that's ahead of brand partnerships.
• 1:34:05
  yeah, that's a good one.
• 1:34:06
  That's n that's messed up.
• 1:34:08
  We don't gotta do this.
• 1:34:10
  Yeah, I say it was off the head.
• 1:34:13
  He's then he's lying on LinkedIn.
• 1:34:16
  The fuck is this?
• 1:34:19
  Stop looking at my LinkedIn.
• 1:34:21
  Don't you know that.
• 1:34:23
  which which co which of your congressmen you voted for, but
• 1:34:27
  I saw.
• 1:34:29
  Mannion.
• 1:34:30
  gonna I'm let people know this is the district Sam's in, I got you.
• 1:34:34
  Malius twenty two.
• 1:34:37
  My LinkedIn has not been updated in I think five years.
• 1:34:42
  one four Kenny Street, Fayetteville, come find me.
• 1:34:45
  shit, that's hot.
• 1:34:47
  That's true.
• 1:34:48
  That's true.
• 1:34:49
  That's true.
• 1:34:49
  I could I could verify that.
• 1:34:51
  I could verify that.
• 1:34:53
  No one listens to this podcast.
• 1:34:55
  No one's listening this far.
• 1:34:57
  First off.
• 1:34:57
  You say that, there's some fucking freaks in the Discord.
• 1:35:00
  Yeah.
• 1:35:01
  The the exact people that got this far are who you don't want to have the address.
• 1:35:04
  Yeah, I uh
• 1:35:06
  true.
• 1:35:06
  That's true.
• 1:35:09
  fucking nuts.
• 1:35:11
  She'll send you two, one from each of her accounts.
• 1:35:14
  Yeah, there's gonna be a link to the Brett Lauderdale tweet that said you get a lot of this.
• 1:35:20
  That's actually I think it's really I'm gonna start putting like spelling out hyperlinks on cards.
• 1:35:24
  People have to go to their phone, type in an HTTP.
• 1:35:27
  It's like shit, it's just Brett Larded all again.
• 1:35:32
  that's fancy.
• 1:35:33
  Yeah.
• 1:35:34
  But it's a hand drawn QR code.
• 1:35:39
  I love it.
• 1:35:40
  That's good stuff.
• 1:35:42
  They got Jeffrey Combs in that box.
• 1:35:45
  Question for the podcast.
• 1:35:47
  What's your favorite vote you've ever cast?
• 1:35:49
  And why is it John McCain?
• 1:35:53
  Real Maverick.
• 1:35:56
  I wasn't even old enough to vote in the two thousand eight election.
• 1:35:59
  What are you talking about?
• 1:36:00
  sure you'll have to vote right now.
• 1:36:02
  Which is crazy because people were tweeting mean shit at you ten years ago.
• 1:36:11
  well, that was a good podcast, folks.
• 1:36:14
  I'm glad we we'll be here next week.
• 1:36:17
  Yep, see you next week for Malcolm X.
• 1:36:19
  Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  exactly.