Hermine Wong Decodes The SEC's Latest Band-Aid Guidance + SatRush Bitcoin Yield Update| Ep 583
Good now revolutionaries— Extended Monday Rise Up Morning Show. Evan is traveling to Alex's for Tybee Pirate Fest week; Alex + Will + Matthew hold the show down and friend-of-show Hermine Wong (former SEC attorney, now teaching at UC Berkeley) joins mid-episode for a quick-hit on all things SEC. Cold open: CollectorCrypt watcha + Klarna Pokemon ($40K card for $800/mo payments — welcome to 2026) + the Fanatics-fake-bid Lugia drama ($10.5M bid canceled right as the auction cleared the floor; classic running-the-price-up play). Will leads with the Bitcoin weekly close — strong green candle on…
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