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BEST OF THE DISCLAIMER: Nighty Night · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mean bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: I've never had ecstasy.
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  Speaker 3: No, you experienced ecstasy, but I've.
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  Speaker 4: Heard people talking about it and they are all kissy cuddly.
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  Speaker 3: That's different.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, But I just as for not raging. What they
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  Speaker 2: meant is that they just rooted.
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  Speaker 5: Because you can't really differentiate between.
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  Speaker 2: Hell CAZy horn dogs in terms of being a horn dog.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit of gunge is pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't it.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good. You ever done that? Keezy is good?
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  Speaker 2: It is good?
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  Speaker 5: Now if I come and steamed.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm talking a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: You have a little bit of a turn on the
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  Speaker 5: pug flute.
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  Speaker 4: And on the pug float, and then you make out
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  Speaker 4: she's good good.
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  Speaker 2: He's got only dope at the moment, Magi.
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  Speaker 5: If he did, he wouldn't say it on this party,
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  Speaker 5: that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know, I mean because you've got the medicinal.
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  Speaker 6: So I do get the medicinal yeaheah, And in fact
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  Speaker 6: I do still have it.
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  Speaker 2: You should give it to me, you should buy it.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you do what I did and get some
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  Speaker 3: medicinal weed.
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  Speaker 2: I actually looked into that. It took ages.
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  Speaker 6: I took ages for you, Yeah, not long at all
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  Speaker 6: for everybody else.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it just seems a waste if you're not using
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  Speaker 4: it to just get oh byed off you.
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  Speaker 2: How much are we talking?
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  Speaker 6: I think it costs you about four hundred bucks an
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  Speaker 6: ounce to me, and you just go on the website
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  Speaker 6: and you set off a appointment.
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  Speaker 5: To play drugs off Mike on a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a drug dealer, man.
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  Speaker 6: If I start selling you drugs, that makes me a
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  Speaker 6: drug dealer. If you buy it through the legal channels,
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  Speaker 6: then that's tikety boo, and I'm more than happy for
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  Speaker 6: that to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, but I recommend you.
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  Speaker 2: See you see old Mugi gave me a little wink there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but like, I can't buy prescription drugs off another person.
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  Speaker 7: That's illegal, But it's also cool.
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  Speaker 4: Wellre you trying to buy that via viagro off me
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  Speaker 4: the other day? And I went nap at very reason.
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  Speaker 7: You're like, nah, I've got tomorrow morning nine am lined
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  Speaker 7: up to just sit at home with a rager.
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  Speaker 3: Just me and tiger. Tiger, look at this rager.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that Tiger has ever seen my rage
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  Speaker 4: because he's an outside cat.
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  Speaker 6: Because he's only ten years old, and that's how long
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  Speaker 6: it's beenced your head.
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  Speaker 2: He is, he must be like fourteen or fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I reckon.
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  Speaker 7: One of the funniest things is a rager in sweatpants.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean, I do because the sweatpants
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  Speaker 5: are so.
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  Speaker 2: I get it expanded.
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  Speaker 5: It's quite funny.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up at two thirty. How was your sleep?
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  Speaker 2: Terrible?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I went to sleep real easy, Keyser, You'll love this
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  Speaker 6: year about nine, just after out man, I was out, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: until two thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Why awake?
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  Speaker 3: Then? For the that was me up, me up at
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  Speaker 3: two thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know how I slept?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Not yet.
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  Speaker 4: Very similar, very similar, because you were having an early
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  Speaker 4: night last night.
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  Speaker 6: When you think about when you woke up, I was
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  Speaker 6: thinking about work, not radio, but work.
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking about screen test that in.
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  Speaker 7: Today, screen test and oh yeah, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: and like you know what might be involved? And then
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  Speaker 7: as soon as you start something like that, yeah, and
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  Speaker 7: you're fucked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I was thinking about something that was equally a waste
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  Speaker 6: of time, yeah, and not productive and that you could
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  Speaker 6: not solve at all in all.
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  Speaker 3: The days you're sleep.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's nevertheless, something was really annoying me.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, it's I read a little quote yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was I don't have it directly in
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  Speaker 4: my head, but it was something to the to the
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  Speaker 4: effect of no amount of anxiety that you think or
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  Speaker 4: feel makes any difference to anything.
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  Speaker 2: And I went, yeah, that's true, but yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Don't make any difference. Right, you're line again.
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  Speaker 6: I was no point thinking about that, continue to think
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  Speaker 6: about it for two hours.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I had a burning chest.
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  Speaker 3: I am worried about you.
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  Speaker 4: I've got something going on in my chest at the
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  Speaker 4: and the gest way less and maybe that's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, step it up, man.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what the burning chest is? Meat patties?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, meat pet a burning up for storm and burned.
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  Speaker 2: No, but like sort of acidy REFLEXI.
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  Speaker 7: Have you been eating a lot of art Betty's stick?
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  Speaker 7: Truthfully true?
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  Speaker 2: Hand on heart? Burning heart? I just went, no, this
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  Speaker 2: is bad.
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  Speaker 5: How many bad I went to the doctor today? Actually
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  Speaker 5: at heart betties.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do that every nights.
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  Speaker 5: How many did you have over the weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Though? None?
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, honest to God, so what the last one I
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  Speaker 4: had was like last Thursday.
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  Speaker 7: So now that you've been said a whole lot, you've
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  Speaker 7: decided no, I'm done. Well, my daughters eating them, that's good,
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  Speaker 7: that's great.
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  Speaker 2: But then I wake up.
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  Speaker 4: I do that thing of being awake but not really awake,
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  Speaker 4: and it feels like it goes on for yeah, snoozing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I.
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  Speaker 4: Go there, you know, I think my wife's there and
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  Speaker 4: I go to hug her and she's not there, and.
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  Speaker 7: You're trying to wake her up. That's what you're trying
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  Speaker 7: to do. Spoons, Yeah, yeah, I mean I do spoons.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't do one last night, and I should have
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  Speaker 7: because normally what happens is as soon as I spooned
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  Speaker 7: my wife, I'm all snugly then and I will go
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  Speaker 7: to sleep much much faster. Yes, But I also that
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to wake her up, so I'll drink
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  Speaker 7: it back to sleep by myself. Sometimes, I say, because
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  Speaker 7: I just go spoon and she gets you always hear me, yes,
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  Speaker 7: but sometimes she doesn't want to.
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  Speaker 5: But that's the difference, is that you're trying to put
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  Speaker 5: yourself to sleep. Jason was trying to wake his wife.
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  Speaker 2: Shirt wee days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 8: Now that's good listening and it's live. What are you
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  Speaker 8: listening to the Oh sorry, I was listening to the
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  Speaker 8: radio hold King Big Show for the seven week days.
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  Speaker 8: That's quite specific and I heart radio.
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  Speaker 5: Choose the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 9: The funny thing about Europe though, like a lot of
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  Speaker 9: the places and you won't get this, Jason, fucking feels
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  Speaker 9: like you're just at Disneyland, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 9: you go I don't know if did you go on
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  Speaker 9: like the main really teristy, small and you just get
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  Speaker 9: there and everyone's a tourists, no one's a local, and
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  Speaker 9: it's just like you're on a fucking ride at Disneyland
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  Speaker 9: looking at ship that isn't really real, and it's just.
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  Speaker 7: I felt like that a lot. Whereas Vietnam you'd feel
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  Speaker 7: like you're in amongst the Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean case in point, did anyone in Europe offer
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  Speaker 4: you a blowjob.
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  Speaker 2: In a market?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not in a market, but in a brothel you
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  Speaker 4: see somewhere like Spain very much appeals to me.
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  Speaker 2: I have.
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  Speaker 4: Wandering the cobbled streets, Yes, but you said there's no cobbles.
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  Speaker 4: There are cobbles all that sort of stuff appeals to
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  Speaker 4: me greatly, sun, beautiful beaches, that kind of thing, you know,
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  Speaker 4: sort of ancient artifacts.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's not artifacts, it's it's the ship.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the architecture, artic cathedral.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be so much into them as to the
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  Speaker 4: everyday living of the Yes, I agree. Our bed time
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  Speaker 4: routine is always the same. We go to sleep at
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  Speaker 4: exactly the same time.
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  Speaker 2: Ten l.
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  Speaker 3: Spoons, yea, three minutes, you're over it.
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  Speaker 2: I generally go maybe seven or eight minutes. That long long,
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  Speaker 2: it is quite long. And then I turn over to my.
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  Speaker 3: Think anybody likes this podcast, Well you.
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  Speaker 2: Just look at the numbers, Bogie top.
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  Speaker 7: Ten, whoever's watching this on YouTube right now, views, look
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  Speaker 7: at the view counter, and then I'll tell you the answer.
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  Speaker 3: Three hundred four.
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  Speaker 5: When you put your arm over your wife, do you go.
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  Speaker 2: No, why would I do that?
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  Speaker 7: I just picture you doing that for a lot of stuff,
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  Speaker 7: because you do do that for a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I put my arm around her, and I go,
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  Speaker 2: my baby girl, that's that's say that. I just go.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I do, Hong Kong. I give
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  Speaker 2: her three squeezes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: We're well, it depends what where my hand is on
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  Speaker 4: your body.
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  Speaker 7: I'm picturing shoulder or yeah, Tammy, you squeeze your tummy.
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  Speaker 3: Woman, love it when you sque the face you squeeze,
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  Speaker 3: just like the handles there.
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  Speaker 2: And then in response.
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  Speaker 4: Is this is probably probably too intimate sort of stuff
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  Speaker 4: that I'm sharing here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel weird knowing all that now.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like I love you right, it's right there,
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  Speaker 4: but different And I don't have a rage a g
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  Speaker 4: really when I'm spooning.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not saying it hasn't happened. Do you
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  Speaker 2: have a rager when you spoon kesy?
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  Speaker 3: It's a good question, man, but you don't. Don't you
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  Speaker 3: have to answer answer?
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  Speaker 6: Just double check with Nogi and I should answer it. No,
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  Speaker 6: I would say, not is a friend of your agent?
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  Speaker 6: I would say, don't. Don't answer this case. I often
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  Speaker 6: find I've got a raga now now that you've said that. No,
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  Speaker 6: I do, though, I mean just generally and anytime I'm
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  Speaker 6: in bed, so it's sort of a wake up or
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  Speaker 6: going to sleep thing. And you don't notice it, do you,
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  Speaker 6: until you go, oh, I've got a rager. It's just
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  Speaker 6: how it is. You've just got a rageing.
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  Speaker 3: It's quite. It's quite the appendage, isn't it the penis?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I suppose it's in your case, Kesey, it's hard
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  Speaker 4: to tell.
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  Speaker 3: Is he a good bastard? Your one?
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  Speaker 9: What do you?
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  Speaker 2: Jay?
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  Speaker 3: Would you refud him as a good bastard or backbone?
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  Speaker 6: He's trying to think of some yarn about having a
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  Speaker 6: monstrosity down there rather than a travesty.
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  Speaker 2: Look, it's just.
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  Speaker 3: Here is goes.
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  Speaker 2: It's let's just say it's significant.
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  Speaker 3: It's not the question.
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  Speaker 2: They're quite happy to go back to Japan.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Japan would be good.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, fucking and the one you should talk to. Pugs
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  Speaker 5: sound aout Japan. Yeah, because he's built an entire personality
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  Speaker 5: around it.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go here, he's going to jump in.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Pugshi, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I love this. I love this studio b s.
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  Speaker 3: I can't hear what was that?
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  Speaker 2: I love the studio b Ship.
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  Speaker 10: Thanks man, Jason. All I can say about it is
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  Speaker 10: that you simply must okay, good ship.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think you're simply well?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, we'll definitely go sometime next year. Yet holidays this year? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know, it's been five months. I worked out since
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  Speaker 4: the holiday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, either South Korea or Japan.
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  Speaker 7: Do you reckon you'd go somewhere with Nah, I don't
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  Speaker 7: worry about it. Japan's pretty pricey but not yeah, crazy.
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  Speaker 2: But that's okay. Yeah, I think I'll leave Europe to
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  Speaker 2: me and my wife.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good idea.
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  Speaker 4: Your Spain's, yeah, Croatias, your Portugal, Yeah, Greece very much.
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  Speaker 7: For me if you do, Yeah, the same for me
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  Speaker 7: and Luis. But if you do Spain, Portugal, Greece, they're
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  Speaker 7: actually super affordable countries.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Really well, just write that down.
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  Speaker 7: Ja, Russia, the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike
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